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Tom Hiddleston 7 (1000)

226 Name: Anon. : 2016-02-29 02:04 ID:gbld1Z3b

Number of biscuit consumption scenes: 1
Number of times TH had something powerful and purring between his legs: 4 (it was a motorcycle!)
Number of times TH beat up someone convincingly: 1
Number of times TH beat up someone unconvincingly: 2 (he'll need to work on that if he wants a shot at Bond)
Number of close up shots of TH's eye: 1,389 (again!)
Number of sex scenes: 1 (length: 3 nanoseconds)
Number of shirtless scenes: too few - he shouldn't be allowed to wear shirts. Let's get on this, Parliament
Number of sauce pan attacks: 1 (not the face!)
Number of times TH had a face like raw hamburger but perfectly coiffed hair: 1
Number on the TH's ass-o-meter scale: 2.6 (I think it was a butt and I think it was TH and it was in a waterfall, but too little and too far away)
Number of times my panties flew across the room after TH whispered 'shhh, shhh, shhh' and slapped a trick: 1

OC: B+ (that hotel scene was a little hammy)
HL: B+