>>391 I'm a lady, so I'm pretty much going to act like the Queen would in this situation. I'm going to wear a mini-skirt, a tube top that has the words 'I'm a Hiddlestoner Slut' written out in rhinestones and 4 inch stiletto heels. Classy outfit for a classy lady.
At an appropriate time - 'appropriate' being the key word - I'll throw my apartment keys at TH's face and shout, 'Come and get it, big boy.'
If that doesn't work, then I'll hold a purse in front of my face, whine "Tom, Tom, where are you?' and lure him into a waiting taxi.
A Plan A and B - how could it go wrong?