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566 Name: Anon. : 2016-03-16 16:53 ID:GOfiwiEc

>>564 Yep. I was keeping it secret, but now I can reveal it to everyone. And, yes, he told me I should buy a big purse when we started our secret relationship; he said I might need it - don't know why?

And, we are the perfect couple because, like that woman on This Morning, I have two vaginas. It's a muracle (American pronunciation) that we found each other. And now we're going to run two blogs about our crazy sex life since it's technically an orgy every time we have sex because of the numbers of genitalia involved.

OT: THAT AMA on Reddit was EPIC.