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1 Name: Anon : 2016-06-24 07:25 ID:vWSNZn5Y

Thread to talk about the actor Tom Hiddleston

2 Name: Anon : 2016-06-24 07:29 ID:vWSNZn5Y

By the way, regulars, all the posts on the previous thread from 978 onwards under the name "Anon" are not me.

New person posting - please choose another name. Thanks.

3 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-24 07:34 ID:ixRvQFyw

What will tomorrow bring? More restaurant meal time PDAs in front of windows? Or will we get shots of TayTo out and about and dining with her parents? If THAT is put on display for the paps then that is really out there. Stuff like that is privately done. Is Tom getting any say in this or he's just happy to go along for the ride since he's just too smitten?

4 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-24 07:36 ID:Heaven

>>2 if she is who I think she is, she really has a thing for using your name :)

5 Name: Anon : 2016-06-24 07:41 ID:vWSNZn5Y

>>4 Yes I know exactly who she is and it really fucks me off. New lurkers sometimes use my name by mistake - but they don't pop up and start posting great long screeds like they have been here for months and know everyone.

6 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-24 07:45 ID:BrXjmeXh

>>2 Scandal! Glad I told her to calm her tits then

7 Name: So sorry : 2016-06-24 07:51 ID:D9gQVHva

Hello. Anon, I am sorry that I used your name. It will not happen again. I was lurking, and I just picked it as short for anonymous without thinking! I'm sorry for intruding. I didn't mean anything by it. Please forgive me. I would have apologized sooner, but the thread closed. Anonon, thank you for telling me to calm my tits. I was freaking out! You called it right. My fault for everything.

8 Name: Anon : 2016-06-24 07:51 ID:vWSNZn5Y

>>6 Yes it's our regular Lex/Firenbrenie/whatever she is calling herself now. You'll notice that although she says (for the moment) she has nothing bad to say about TS that the subtext of her posts is how he looked dead in the eyes, it was all for show and it won't last long AT ALL. I did say I thought he looked besotted and it would probably last 6-9 months!

9 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-24 08:01 ID:BrXjmeXh

>>7 >>8 I've had a lethal dose of violent dentistry, painkillers and alcohol so I'm finding it impossible to suppress inappropriate laughter. Make it stop, it hurts my mouth.

10 Name: Anon : 2016-06-24 08:07 ID:vWSNZn5Y

>>9 Ouch! Get well soon!!

I have just woken to the news that Britain voted out, so I too require painkillers and alcohol for breakfast. There is a hilarious post on theoanons suggesting that this is All Tom's Fault because he followed a Remain account, leading thousands of disappointed fans to vote Brexit...!!!!

11 Name: Anon : 2016-06-24 08:08 ID:vWSNZn5Y

PS I think the double date photo is from the same day as Romantic Streakhouse Dinner With Only 4 Bodyguards. TS is wearing the same outfit.

12 Name: ?? : 2016-06-24 08:18 ID:INLrnF7w

Is that two or three dates that day then? I get lost. Good god at the hand holding though, lol. I think I would possibly stab someone trying to hold my hand through dinner, but I'm a bit possessive of my food.

13 Name: So sorry : 2016-06-24 08:19 ID:D9gQVHva

Um, I'm really a new lurker. Not any of those other people, honest! But I'm not sure how to prove that. And I really am sorry about using the Anon name! I've actually never posted on anything before.

Also, for the record, I do think TS is very accomplished woman. She is a philanthropist, and she is a great role model for young girls, much better than some of the other pop singers in the industry who sing half dressed, fall out of nightclubs, etc.

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14 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-24 08:20 ID:BrXjmeXh

>>10 Thankyou and yes this news is disappointing but not half as crushing as the possibility of the combination of having Trump for president. That's when you'll find me setting up camp outside the bottle shop. At some point I will find a way to blame TayTo for world demise, it's been in front of our eyes from the beginning (cue Illuminati posts). #catchpa 'deathe'

15 Name: Anon : 2016-06-24 08:43 ID:vWSNZn5Y

>>14 I think this and Trump's nomination come from the same disillusionment with the centre, and mistrust of mainstream politicians. Both major policitcal parties in England and Wales (plus the SNP in Scotland, which won a landslide north of the border at the last election) were in favour of Remain - yet the British gave them a big fat raspberry. The mainstream really needs to address this anti-establishment view that the "outsider" (aka the person with seemingly no qualifications for high political office) is somehow "more authentic" more honest and a more appropriate candidate.

16 Name: Anon : 2016-06-24 09:18 ID:vWSNZn5Y

>>12 I think two. A lunch date with that couple (Rodney's daughter? Hank's granddaughter?) then a dinner date a deux.

I was lol-int at the pic where she is mauling him and drinking her juice at the same time. But he is dating genuine Nashville royalty so he is presumably up for it.

17 Name: Anon : 2016-06-24 09:35 ID:vWSNZn5Y

I was reading back the comments last night. I do actually still think this is a warp speed romance from a meeting at the Met Gala (and maybe getting it on that night). It's an easy theory because one doesn't have to find space in the chronology for them to have met and been texting/screwing for a while before May. And she would still need a PR cover up because she shacked up with someone new the day she met him at a drunken party - in some ways that sounds worse than meeting someone in say March or April, getting close then realising you preferred them to your current lover.

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18 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-24 09:38 ID:BrXjmeXh

>>16 I don't call it dating when you are dick storming each other EVERY SINGLE NIGHT and in essence living together for weeks on end. That's warp speed living together. Which I must admit I have done. More than once. Then I always make them to take a short hike with their toothbrush to give me some space 'cause goddamit I can't breathe.
But each to their own..

19 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-24 09:53 ID:BrXjmeXh

>>17 Jinx on warp speed.
Venice would seal the deal, such a beautiful city.
I agree there's a chance it could all just be new and exciting and they just want to introduce their new love to friends and family.
What seems so out of place with it all though is that they are so public. Every day. Twice a day now. No-one can persuade me those beach shots weren't staged so why would anything else they do in the public eye be genuine?

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20 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-24 09:53 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>17 Meeting in March or April and then getting close would imply a deeper connection. They are essentially living together right now and may have been since her breakup. I don't see how having this public relationship with Taylor is serving Tom any benefit. If it wasn't in the public eye this much then I'd believe there may be deeper feelings at work but it all seem infatuation and list driven at the cost of his image and career. A fast and heavy summer fling that's public because Taylor insists and that's her MO?

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21 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-24 09:55 ID:ixRvQFyw

Lust not list driven. Actually if it's all for PR then it could be list driven lol

22 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-24 10:00 ID:Heaven

>>17 I also don't think they met sooner than the dinner at Wintour's, but I do think that TS decided that night he was going to be her next and used the Met Gala to make him know her interest for him. They also likely stayed in contact the whole month of May.

23 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-24 10:01 ID:BrXjmeXh

Some light entertainment thanks to Calvin who I am realising has an incredible sense of humor. He just keeps delivering. The references to leg day (hi Hiddles) while doing nothing, The petty bitchy instagram comments. I usually cringe at social media slinging matches but this is giving me so much joy. Calvin you big bitch.

24 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-24 10:11 ID:Heaven

It could also be that as a "permanent escapee from emotional entanglement" he understood that he couldn't go on like that if he wanted one day a stable relationship and TS just showed at the right moment, being with TS means being forced to be public with your romance and not being in control, likely he knows it won't last and that's great too, fling like feelings and paps to shock himself to go out there again. As for his career, if we want to give him the benefit of the doubt and say he didn't throw his intelligence away, maybe he knew it would look bad and his reputation would take a hit, but decided to prioritize his future love life over his career.

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25 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-24 10:12 ID:Heaven

>>23 I find him funny too. I don't think his career or his rep took any hit from this break-up, his new video with Rihanna is the, as they say, shit!

26 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-24 10:15 ID:Heaven

>>10 I did not expected this result, I thought it'd be close, and it was, but the other way around.

27 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-24 10:19 ID:Heaven

I did not see this, he's already trying to take over and show he's in charge. He was driving the SUV.

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28 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-24 10:28 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>27 He was driving in the jet pics too post Rhode Island. You can see him sitting in the driver's seat in one of the pics. Lol maybe he feels like this is the least he can do since it's essentially all her homes, cars, plane, everything he's using.

29 Name: Savvy : 2016-06-24 10:32 ID:pDGXo11U

I told you they will get married soon. She's giving him a tour of all the mansions and all the properties that will be his after the marriage. She knows that the money (her money)is the only way to his heart. She bought him.

30 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-24 10:34 ID:BrXjmeXh

>>24 You nearly had me until 'prioritise his future love life over his career.'
Nevah! Although his career is in a bit of a swamp it would seem and his love life is the biggest news story of the week.
Do you think he didn't consider the career/ profile boost before delving in? Do you think that has nothing to do with the fact they are 'discreetly' pap walking daily and maintaining front page credentials for this extended period?

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31 Name: So sorry : 2016-06-24 10:36 ID:D9gQVHva

Maybe they are well suited. She is a homebody kind of, with the cooking, baking, scrabble, etc. Which could be a match for 30ish yr old guy. Calvin also used to drive her around though, so maybe it's a guy control thing.

32 Name: Anon : 2016-06-24 10:37 ID:vWSNZn5Y

>>23 Calvin is as shallow and pathetic as TayTay about living his life and relationships through Instagram. But if you are going to be shallow and pathetic and live your life through Instagram then do it better than everyone else!! Calvin is poking TH in the eye with everything he posts. Better legs, bigger package and he owns that speedo photo. That's how to pose in your pants and not look ridiculous.

33 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-24 10:38 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>29 Taylor as Tom's Christian Grey lol He's in love with the idea of being a part of Nashville royalty. This could very well be a fairytale come true for him. Taylor is Tom's Princess Charming and he's working lad from Britian come to US to make a name for himself.

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34 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-24 10:42 ID:Heaven

>>30 I did say it was a bit corny! ;)

But there hasn't been a career and profile boost here, he is not acquiring millions and millions of new fans, he pissed off journalists/critics/fans and as long as he is with her he's TS's bf, nothing more. So love (and excellent sex I hope) present and future is more reasonable.

35 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-24 10:45 ID:Heaven

I'm discovering that the idea that TS is gay comes directly from her fans who ship her heavily with KarlieKloss (they call the pair Kaylor) because they made out at a concert (they call that the kissgate.

36 Name: Anon : 2016-06-24 10:46 ID:vWSNZn5Y

>>18 >>19 I think he will have a let down at some point when he needs his space. Not for a while, but it will come.

It is possible that this may be how Tom is in a new relationship but we just didn't see it before. I don't think he has spent this much time with someone 24/7 for a long time - probably not since EO when they were filming ISTL. By all accounts there were a number of Facebook posts from locals that they were hanging out in every cafe in Shreveport. I always thought that not very obvious pairing was born out of an intense time together (in terms of emotion and 24/7 contact) filming a project he loved.

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37 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-24 10:55 ID:BrXjmeXh

>>34 He's become a household name in America. His IMDB has shot from around 50 to 3. He is one of the most common Google searches (is Tom Hiddleston gay?!).
I'd say it's been fairly beneficial.
Nevertheless I do think he's pounding the panty pudding and not thinking with the right head and perhaps dazzled by her dowry.

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38 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-24 11:58 ID:Heaven

>>37 It surely beneficial for her, him not so much, at least until I see a series of casting news in great projects in the States.

>>17 Did you also deliberately choose a table before the windows so you could get papped holding hands the entire time? :)

39 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-24 12:05 ID:Heaven

"Not even Taylor Swift can make Tom Hiddleston hot"

Harsh! TS made TH less hot.

40 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-24 12:19 ID:Heaven

"Look Out, Taylor: Kanye to Release ‘Famous’ Video During Live-Streamed Event"

41 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-24 12:23 ID:Heaven

Maybe it wasn't Harris behind those IG comments

42 Name: Savvy : 2016-06-24 12:25 ID:pDGXo11U

>>39 There seems to be a problem with that website.

43 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-24 12:33 ID:Heaven


44 Name: Savvy : 2016-06-24 12:36 ID:pDGXo11U

Oh I see it was the "https" thing. Thanks. :)

45 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-24 12:39 ID:BrXjmeXh

>>40 I'm saving some codeine and wine for Kayne. I feel a shit storm coming.

>>41 I wish I hadn't read the comments. Those Swifties are cray cray delusional. She can do no wrong! She perfect!
Not sure I follow who you think is behind the IG comments. Are you tinfoil hatting? You think Tay Tay is controlling the media through Calvin?!

46 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-24 12:47 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>31 Welcome So Sorry! And don't be sorry, it was an honest mistake. We've had trolls in the past use Anon's well established board name in an attempt to give credence to their insulting posts. But you are clrearly not that troll, both because your grammar is very good and you've not said anything trollish.

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47 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-24 12:47 ID:Heaven

>>45 Oh I have no idea, the article halfway says "However, a source tells E! News that Harris wasn't behind the comments."
I was merely reporting that. I read at another tumblr blog (the one who used to be teatime-with etc) that TT fans are not beyond faking stuff like this.

48 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-24 12:56 ID:vqQuPn8c

I said I would make a habit of checking in every Friday but I'm not going to be able to keep up with you ladies or with Hiddleswift. Christ, kids, slow that relationship express train down!

Like Anon I think they are in that mad rush of the first few weeks of a relationship. They are falling in love because that's what you doing the first weeks of a relationship. Will it last? Will they get married? Stranger things have happened, like them getting together at all! But I dont think we can predict too much at this moment.

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49 Name: Savvy : 2016-06-24 13:03 ID:pDGXo11U

I have to thank you all for sharing all the information about this very odd relationship in an adult and sane way.
I'm not the type of person who cares about celebrities. I made an exception for Tom Hiddleston because he was not a celebrity. He was a serious actor who didn't seem to care about the Hollywood way of life and only cared about his craft. His interviews gave an image of him as an intelligent and cultured man but maybe he's just good at memorising interesting things he reads in books.

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50 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-24 14:32 ID:Heaven

"28 Things You Learn While Hanging Out With Tom Hiddleston, Taylor Swift’s New Makeout Buddy"

51 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-24 14:41 ID:Heaven

So can you still read these quotes of him a believe him?

52 Name: Savvy : 2016-06-24 14:56 ID:pDGXo11U

>>51 No and that's sad.

53 Name: anonymous : 2016-06-24 15:22 ID:bBHFg7pf


THIS, I 100% believe:

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54 Name: Savvy : 2016-06-24 15:22 ID:pDGXo11U

She's going to meet Tom's mother. They were spoted in Colchester, probably on their wary to Aldeburgh.

https://twitter. com/paulmoss100/status/746361330463014912

55 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-24 15:27 ID:Heaven

>>54 I think he already did, at the latest CB post it's reported they spent yesterday in the company of her parents.

56 Name: Savvy : 2016-06-24 15:35 ID:pDGXo11U

According to that tweet, they are now in the UK near Aldeburgh which is where Tom's mother lives. Colchester in near the highway, so maybe they stopped to buy some coffee (as the guy says).

57 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-24 15:39 ID:Heaven

>>56 sorry I thought that was a place near Nashville.

So he got himself a postal vote or a vote by proxy just to be back in the country the day after the poll? Isn't that idiotic and unrealistic?

58 Name: Savvy : 2016-06-24 15:42 ID:pDGXo11U

Nothing he's been doing lately makes any sense. And she has a private jet. So... Oh what do I know?

59 Name: Savvy : 2016-06-24 15:54 ID:pDGXo11U

Another spotting at a petrol garage in the UK.

https://twitter. com/KatiePether1/status/746370044905529344

60 Name: Anon : 2016-06-24 16:21 ID:IL6vAiQW

>>56 Well I'll be in Aldeburgh tomorrow so I will keep my eyes peeled for them and their enormous security detail.

61 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-24 16:27 ID:Heaven

"PS. Got an email today about their next possible destination. Apparently her fans track the tail of her private plane? And supposedly her jet landed a few hours ago in London."

62 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-24 16:28 ID:Heaven

I read this at CB, apparently TS private plane was also in Philadelphia during the WizardWorld ComicCon

63 Name: Savvy : 2016-06-24 16:37 ID:pDGXo11U

>>62 Which just proves that they can date without paps if they want to.

64 Name: Anon : 2016-06-24 16:39 ID:IL6vAiQW

>>62 Well I guess things hotted up after the Met Gala.

65 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-24 16:52 ID:Heaven

>>64 very quickly, they announced their split on June 2nd, WWCC was that very weekend.

66 Name: Anon : 2016-06-24 16:58 ID:IL6vAiQW

Ha ha I just had a thought - he flew into LA on 31 May. She announced the split on 1 June.

It could therefore just about be true that they got together after the split (like, the day after). I recall reading that they talked on the phone and while they were talking he arranged flowers to be delivered right then. Sounds a bit less like bullshit and more feasible if he happened to be in LA as well.

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67 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-24 17:12 ID:Heaven

>>66 And that narrative that he only called her after hearing she split from Harris was always bs (we already thought that but yeah) To be fair when she was in PA she made a surprise appearance at a fan wedding, maybe she already had that planned, maybe she decided knowing TH would be in PA.

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68 Name: Anon : 2016-06-24 17:23 ID:yrxXSD8V

>>67 Well, maybe. Remember (as theoanons just reminded me) that he was seen en route to Oxford with a blonde in July before PurseGateGate. That was very probably him taking EO to see his father. If the US weekly time line is to be believed that was longer into the relationship (assuming they started in May) though they had probably spent less time together.

69 Name: N8Anon : 2016-06-24 17:23 ID:WWbzsBee

Random thought - was she at Country Music Awards thingy?

70 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-24 17:29 ID:Heaven

>>68 True - although I seem to remember the girl who saw him that time said she was pretty sure the blonde wasn't EO (she was a Marvel fan, for once it might have been his baby sister). I don't know what to hope for anymore.

71 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-24 17:33 ID:Heaven

>>69 from what I read there are fans that watched the show to see TH so I think they would have spotted her.

72 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-24 17:46 ID:vqQuPn8c

It's all on, isn't it? I could be wrong, but I'm really not expecting an engagement announcement soon; I was kidding before.

We can assume that he met her parents during his time in Nashville. Perhaps nothing major, just a 'nice to meet you, son' sorta moment. This is what Taylor does. She'd met Gyllenhal's parents very quickly after they started dating and I think had Thanksgiving with his sister's family. I don't remember if he met her parents, but I wouldn't be surprised. They lasted 5 months. Some people just jump in at the deep end with relationships. She's one of them, and he's following her lead.

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73 Name: Anon : 2016-06-24 17:55 ID:yrxXSD8V

>>72 Yes, all this. I said before I thought that THEO was an iceberg and we were only seeing the 5% above water. I bet she met his parents and that they spent much more time together than we saw. It's just that with Swifty we see much more, partly through choice and partly because she is just a lot more famous.

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74 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-24 17:56 ID:Heaven

I'll leave this here, it's a comment at CB about what happened with the Kennedy boy, very similar to what's happening with TH, maybe it's not as sui generis as it seems.

75 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-24 17:59 ID:Heaven

>>72,73 you could totally be right about it and this will resolve itself into a fling (see my corny speculation).

Anon, it seems his blue jaguar was brought to Heathrow, look out for it.

76 Name: Anon : 2016-06-24 17:59 ID:yrxXSD8V

PS I will be very interested to see how Swifty plays the pap card while in rural Suffolk. There is no chance - I can say this with total confidence as I am there at the moment - no chance at all that a pap encounter there will "just happen". Unless the Sun is reading this board and/or Theoanons and/or deep down the comments section on CB it will not know they are in Suffolk. I know we are very, very important but that does seem unlikely (& Lainey only said that the plane was in London - if I were a pap I'd be waiting at his place).

77 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-24 18:10 ID:snefeQwB

>>72 Yes he did meet the parents- check out the Lainey link in >>61.
>>76 I can ask my friend in the area if paps were hanging out by his place.

78 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-24 18:30 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>74 It's not. This seems to be TS's broken record with relationships. And look at you using Latin!! I love it. TH would be so proud. I bet he and Swifty are going through declensions together as we speak!

79 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-24 18:42 ID:Heaven

>>78 Haha, whenever he brings her a rose he goes "rosae for you" - he made it sound like it was the most difficult thing in the world (I grew up in close quarters with Latin).

80 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-24 18:44 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>79 rosa tibi. Latin's a breeze. Greek makes you its bitch.

81 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-24 18:55 ID:Heaven

>>80 mea rosa. Languages are strange, you can never predict the one that will make you its bitch.

82 Name: Sosorry : 2016-06-24 22:50 ID:D9gQVHva

On to meet his parents and go to Wimbledon! If they don't have plans to end up together, and maybe they do, I'm just wondering what the graceful exit from this could be? Like best case scenario for Tom, does the distance and work commitments just keep them apart and break them up in a mature way w/o drama, so he can maintain his gentlemanly image and good PR?

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83 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-25 00:02 ID:ixRvQFyw

They're not getting married unless they are truly in love and right now, they seem infatuated. I give it her usual 3 month timeline. Maybe even earlier, July. Tom's image is a mess. There is no room for a graceful exit for him anymore so he's just gotta suck it up and play by Taylor's rules. She'll figure out a way to get rid of him where it'll look like he cruelly dumped her. Even if she's the one who ended it.

84 Name: Savvy : 2016-06-25 00:48 ID:XrZiTm42

oh my god! I've just searched his name on Facebook for the first time and the comments on every news item are all very bad to Tom and Taylor but especially to her.

85 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-25 04:17 ID:tJxg8OuR

Alright I'm calling it.

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86 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-25 04:32 ID:A/1EwO8E

>>85 And at the bottom of the article, the narrative:
May 2, 2016: Taylor and Tom Hiddleston are spotted dancing with each other at the 2016 Met Gala in New York, before the star's split from Calvin Harris.
June 1: It emerges that Taylor and Calvin have broken up after 15 months of dating.

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87 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-25 04:42 ID:tJxg8OuR

>>86 I did say upthread that if they pulled a major stunt like this to coincide with Kayne's video I'm calling the whole escapade a load of bollocks.
This kind of obvious stunt won't play well with the UK public. They're playing everyone for fools heartlessly the day after the nation went to shit.

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88 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-25 04:48 ID:A/1EwO8E

>>87 Could she be faking it to make Calvin, oops sorry I mean the public, think so? :D

89 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-25 04:49 ID:dYPpRuCh

Okay I know I said I was leaving for good... but I just saw that ridiculous atrocity of a pap walk featuring Tom's own mother (for God's sake, Tom, your mother? have you no shame?) and I just had to pop back in to comment.

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90 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-25 04:56 ID:tJxg8OuR

>>89 I'm leaning towards number 2 simply because I can't comprehend number 1.
It's really the only explanation for him being so extra. Although he has been described as extra before..
What a mess, this is so embarrassing.

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91 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-25 04:59 ID:vqQuPn8c

What's happening? Seriously, what is happening?

Anon, I hope your holiday isn't ruined by all the paps that usually frequent the busy metropolis that is Aldeburgh.

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92 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-25 05:01 ID:vqQuPn8c

I never thought I'd say this: I'm going to go watch a Kanye West music video. And I'm going to click on The DM's article about Kanye. And I'm going to praise Kayne's video. TS is not getting what she wants from me.

93 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-25 05:04 ID:tJxg8OuR

It's such a D-lister reality TV star thing to do.
The cringe is strong on this one.
They actually hired friendly paparazzi to follow them from the moment they landed. It's so desperate and sad and eww and Tay Tay can't even hide her contempt for mum I can't believe she's actually struggling with this stunt.

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94 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-25 05:05 ID:tJxg8OuR

So glad I dosed up on Codeine and booze again for this spacktacular event

95 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-25 05:11 ID:A/1EwO8E

>>89 >>90 I still don't think TH got her knocked up, but I think she cheated, told the ex and he crashed the car, then they broke up and she now has to overscript everything so that everyone around them seems so happy with the speed of the new relationship so that neither the negative press from the ex, nor whatever scandal she is running from regarding Kanye will be overshadowed by her new love. (whew).

96 Name: Sosorry : 2016-06-25 05:23 ID:D9gQVHva

Wow. The pictures are up on dailymail of Hiddleston introducing Swift to his mother. The jag met the private plane, they're strolling down his mother's street arm in arm with the mother. They are zipping around in his James Bond jag car. Is this for real? Is she pregnant? Is this a Hiddleston save for his career. So confused.

97 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-25 05:23 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>95 It is so severely over scripted, it's transparent now. I don't even know where they're going with this now.

I can't believe he used his own mother. That's really low. We're only on day 10. What is going on?

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98 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-25 05:37 ID:A/1EwO8E

It's about to get worse in 4, 3, 2….. check it out

99 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-25 05:41 ID:tJxg8OuR

>>98 I did see that. It's so big, how can you miss it. I just assumed it wasn't new but if Swifties say it's new then... wow.
This is turning into a two week engagement.
Chuck that up your timeline, DM

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100 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-25 05:46 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>99 She wore suspicious rings when she was dating Calvin and Harry. It's like wearing a loose blouse to get people talking about a pregnancy. FWIW she's not wearing the ring in the Rhode Island pics or the Selena Gomez concert pics as far as I can tell.

101 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-25 05:59 ID:ixRvQFyw

She was drinking at the Selena Golez concert and also in the lunch pap pics in Nashville. I don't think it's pregnancy. This is screaming showmance to me now.

102 Name: Sosorry : 2016-06-25 05:59 ID:D9gQVHva

Wow. At least they're not holding hands in any of the shots : ) Only slightly weird how TS is not quite smiling in the pics. Will Taylor stay with Tom in Australia for all of Thor 3 shooting, or will she head back to the US? They're making quite a play for "dream couple" and pushing back all of the Kanye video chatter. Could this still be over by July? Or is it more of a 6-9 month thing? If they are able to convince people of their feelings, could public opinion flip to their favour?

103 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-25 06:01 ID:ixRvQFyw

Gomez* jeez typos and me today

This is totally like Bennifer 1.0 but on steroids. BUT it's also classic Taylor. That girl is always so extreme and so ott with relationships and boyfriends.

104 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-25 06:07 ID:A/1EwO8E

>>100 Good to know, then I'll put that thought to the side for now.

>>102 She's probably not comfortable around his mom - new person, surroundings. His mother's probably not a pushover.

105 Name: ?? : 2016-06-25 06:28 ID:INLrnF7w

I just keep waiting for the LOKI'd or something. Not because he can't be in a legit relationship, but it just seems so weird. Everything is being played out in front of the cameras without any attempt to hide, or have a quiet night etc. But they've proven they can indeed pop off the radar when they want.

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106 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-25 06:34 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>105 Haha I wish. If this is some big elaborate prank, it's not funny anymore. I'm finding the entire thing rather annoying. They're everywhere - you just can't get away from it! Tabloids, serious news, social media... no place is safe from the epic shitshow that is Hiddleswift. Or Swiddles. Or ToTay, or TayTo, or whatever stupid cutesy name they've latched onto at that moment.

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107 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-25 06:40 ID:Heaven

I'm afraid what is happening is that TH was always a phony. Go Kayne!

>>85 I'm glad we can finally say there's no real feelings here, only PR thirst, of the lowest level.

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108 Name: ?? : 2016-06-25 06:41 ID:INLrnF7w

>>106 I'm new here, but I live for the nasty because I'm just sitting here with a giant neon billboard of question marks above my head. At least the nasty gives humor to it all.

Also, this is one seriously long first date. They haven't been apart long enough for it to be feasibly considered a second date yet. From hello to cohabitation, they're living in a fishbowl on purpose.

109 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-25 06:44 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>107 I know. His mother. That's where I draw the line.

(P.S. my captcha is "sin")

110 Name: Anon : 2016-06-25 06:44 ID:IL6vAiQW

I just woke up. We had a night out and I have a hangover. I thought I felt bad but now I have just been sick in my mouth a bit.

What is going on, people? When I said I would look out for her gigantic security detail I was joking. She doesn't need security in Aldeburgh. Yes, the Aldeburgh Festival is on but the average age of festival goers is about 75. No joke. (American peeps - it is a music festival for composers Taylor would of course recognise, like Benjamin "Yeezy" Britten).

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111 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-25 06:46 ID:Heaven

>>106 be as nasty as you want anonsy, get it out of your system :)

112 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-25 06:49 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>110 According to the Daily Mail they didn't even take his car, it was rented at the airport - which I find extremely hilarious for some reason. In my mind, Tom gave a speech something like this: "I will fake kiss you on a beach. I will eat a swan pastry. I will go to a Selena Gomez concert. I will allow you to meet my mother. But I will not. I repeat, NOT. let you ride in my Jag. Some things have to be kept sacred."

113 Name: Anon : 2016-06-25 06:49 ID:IL6vAiQW

>>106 Say what you want, baybee. I am all aboard the bitch train now. Toot toot!

ps anyhow the rule here has only ever been - no snark to each other. Snark about Tom's bad life choices is A-OK!

114 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-25 06:51 ID:wKC5tv8A

>>106 Carry on, I'll be chirping in. In fact seems we are on on the same scathing cynical page.

What I can't comprehend is the sheer stupidity of fans on both sides lapping this up. Have they never dated and truly fallen in love?

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115 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-25 06:56 ID:Heaven

>>114 I saw Olly (poor thing), that's why I thought it was TH's jaguar.

116 Name: Anon : 2016-06-25 06:56 ID:IL6vAiQW

Ok now that Tom has put it all out there for us to see, I did something I have always previously had too much self-respect, and respect for his privacy, to do. I looked up on where his mother's house is. It is not on the main street. It is on a quiet side street. On street view you can see that it has a high wall and a gated drive (you can see the height of their or neighbours' walls in the pics). Tom and Taylor and the whole shebang could have driven in those gates and no pap would have been able to photograph the meeting. Also because under English law you have a right not to be photographed in your own garden even if visible from the road - though the walls are 5 foot high so it wouldn't be.

117 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-25 06:57 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>115 It certainly wouldn't be the first time the Daily Mail was wrong about something.

118 Name: Anon : 2016-06-25 06:58 ID:IL6vAiQW

>>114 >>115 Met off the plane with your new love by your publicist. That says it all, really.

119 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-25 07:11 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>116 So they invite their own crew of paparazzi to Tom's mother's house, then they get her to come out into the street for the stupidest most awkwardly staged-looking three-headed monster photograph ever. With matching sunglasses and smiles!

120 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-25 07:12 ID:Heaven

>>116,119 Poor woman, strange he didn't pull his sisters into this mess.

121 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-25 07:13 ID:A/1EwO8E

>>115 >>117 That is definitely his personal Jag, the dark blue fuck-off sedan, not a rental.
>>116 Yep, this is stranger than fiction. I stand by my earlier theories.
>>118 Olly is his personal assistant.

122 Name: Anon : 2016-06-25 07:14 ID:IL6vAiQW

>>119 If you look at DM's photo 14 of 25 those big ass walls on the right of the pic are the walls of his mum's house.

I have never seen his mother looking anything other than like a little old lady in pics. Someone bought her shades. He often says they are incredibly close. Maybe she is as thirsty as him for him to be uber famous. Maybe she's down with it all.

123 Name: Anon : 2016-06-25 07:14 ID:IL6vAiQW

>>121 Sorry I know that! Why did I say publicist? I think it's the shock...!!

124 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-25 07:15 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>114 The fans are claiming that the paparazzi followed their movements on social media and were hounding them. That it's not Tom and Taylor's fault they're so famous. I mean if your audience is THIS naive then obviously the sky is the limit with this showmance. I've even read comments where people are justifying that you just know when someone is the one and Tom said that he's let everyone know when there was something to write home about.

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125 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-25 07:17 ID:A/1EwO8E

>>120 Maybe they refused. Or we'll see them get papped tomorrow going to his mom's or in London on Sunday. I'll bet we don't see Dad.

126 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-25 07:17 ID:Heaven

Well, his Oscar campaign (for what film I have no idea), started very early.

127 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-25 07:17 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>120 Oh well he can't blow through his whole family all at once, he's got to keep them spread out so they can get in the tabloids every day for the next week.

>>122 "Mummy please, this will help me get Bond, I swear! Just put on these sunglasses and pretend you like this girl, please? Please, mum!"

128 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-25 07:18 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>121 That's his own Jag? Lol! The DM said its a rental and it makes Tom look even more pathetic that he rented a car for Taylor while she's flying him around in her personal jet.

129 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-25 07:21 ID:A/1EwO8E

>>124 That quote regarding something to write home about was from an interview during the Coriolanus era, either the Times or ELLE UK. At that point people took it as a direct slap in Jarthy's face. So now that he's being so public, this relationship with TS is 'real.'

130 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-25 07:21 ID:A/1EwO8E

And my capcha was 'plowzzment'.

131 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-25 07:22 ID:Heaven

>>124 I can't access CB right now (the site won't load) but I bet his squad of apologists are saying just that, that his mum would never agree to a pap stroll, so it's all about REAL feelings. Confirmation bias is a bad beats.

132 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-25 07:27 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>131 They've been surprisingly quiet on the latest TayTo thread. It's under 200 posts. One poster posted the link to the pap stroll and they snarked that mama Hiddles must be thirsty too. Meaning that one poster believes it's all legit and real and true love.

133 Name: Anon : 2016-06-25 07:29 ID:IL6vAiQW

>>124 They aren't f*cking hounding him. They were already there.

The guy who saw him tweeted at 16.14 that he saw TH getting coffee in a petrol station in Colchester.

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134 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-25 07:30 ID:Heaven

>>132 considering how much glee they felt when BC did the same, it must be difficult for them.

135 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-25 07:31 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>131 >>124 I saw a tumblr post that said something along the lines of "this is obviously real, because when have we ever seen him bring anyone else home to meet his mother?" I don't think these people are really thinking about what they're saying - Tom bringing a woman home to meet his mother is NOT SOMETHING WE SHOULD BE SEEING. Your significant other meeting your family is not a public event! And based on what Anon said at >>116 not only was it completely unnecessary, but they had to inconvenience themselves to make sure they were photographed being oh-so-happy together.

136 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-25 07:32 ID:Heaven

>>133 Exactly

So next will surely be Wimbledon.

137 Name: ?? : 2016-06-25 07:33 ID:INLrnF7w

I almost wonder what type of strategizing goes into this, what are the PR teams conversations like. That's what I would love to have a transcript of >.<

138 Name: Anon : 2016-06-25 07:36 ID:IL6vAiQW

Random other thoughts:

1) I don't think she is pregnant. I think this is her respectable meet the parents outfit. She can hardly show up wearing that biscuit-revealing black dress she had on in Nashville. She was probably imagining tea and scones and noblesse oblige.

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139 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-25 07:37 ID:wKC5tv8A

>>137 I want to join that team cause they obviously take mushrooms

140 Name: ?? : 2016-06-25 07:44 ID:INLrnF7w

>>139 Or are flat on the verge of a nervous breakdown.

141 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-25 07:47 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>139 We on this board could take all the mushrooms in the world and still come up with a better PR plan.

142 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-25 07:50 ID:Heaven

>>132 it could be that CB's mod deleted those posts because there'll be a thread today (I know they don't on Sat. but sometimes they make an exception).

>>138 agree and agree, even if she has just discovered to be pregnant she wouldn't have any need to hide it.

143 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-25 07:50 ID:dYPpRuCh

Throwback to a quote from Old Tom a.k.a. Fake Tom:

144 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-25 07:53 ID:wKC5tv8A

>>143 lol all I got from that is that 'enchantedbyhiddles' needs to change her name

145 Name: ?? : 2016-06-25 07:53 ID:INLrnF7w

Can I steal someones tinfoil hat for a moment to throw something outlandishly weird out there?
Maybe this is how he gets his break but keeps his name out there, burning people out, shucking the title of internets boyfriend, perhaps putting a stop to the dancing bear persona or at least in its previous incarnation. Unless it's something hideous it wouldn't affect his roles much, right? I know I'm being nutters, but eh... just saying.

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146 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-25 07:59 ID:Heaven

>>143 I even remember this article, I think it was with ELLEUK, beginning of 2014. I really need to delete of this crap from my brain.

>>145 I would agree this if the comments had been limited to the gossip world, but here it's the serious press, it's journalists he had interviews with. BC did all the PR stuff, but nobody in the serious press drag him. So it might end up affecting his career, he won't be jobless but it has definitely changed the perception people had of him. And as I said before, studios care about boxoffice results.

147 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-25 08:01 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>145 I'd be lying if I said I hadn't thought something similar. It's almost like he's actively trying to alienate his fanbase, isn't it?

148 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-25 08:03 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>146 This is the part of the stunt that I feel has gone terribly wrong for him. I don't think the possibility of Tom getting mocked by the Guardian, Esquire, etc. crossed the minds of whoever came up with this stupid idea.

149 Name: ?? : 2016-06-25 08:05 ID:INLrnF7w

>>147 It is, but in a more polite way than telling people to straight fuck off and give him some space. But his more recent interviews right before this potato business sounded a bit tired and jaded. (I'm looking at you quotes about seeing people for what they are and about things being destroyed )

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150 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-25 08:07 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>149 Yeah. I had tossed the idea around when I was still trying to justify his behavior as something that made sense.

151 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-25 08:08 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>145 If only. He's just exchanged the dancing bear persona for Taylor's dancing bear persona. At least the first one was endearing. This is a massive joke. Didn't an article call him Taylor's dancing monkey? Yeah it was the Slate -

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152 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-25 08:09 ID:Heaven

>>147 is that even possible these days? If it's not tumblr, it's be instagram, I mean that every new artist will become the darling of some social network or the other. He would be the only one making such a big fuss about it. After he courted that

153 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-25 08:20 ID:A/1EwO8E

I guess he thought that mearly getting a serious gf wouldn't push away the rabid, 'crazy' fans - he had to push people away. And it's certainly elevated his recognition - he is #3 on imdb as someone said earlier.

154 Name: Anon : 2016-06-25 08:23 ID:IL6vAiQW

>>149 I get the "trying to change your image" bit. (Though into what? A famewhore and Taylor's side piece?). But if you wanted space is this what you'd do? That Vulture piece someone posted yesterday was from a recent sit down with NY Mag (and seemingly others - in about April I think) - and he was tired of the publicity yes, but his reaction was "some things are sacred" - ie leave me the hell alone and don't ask about my personal life. From that to this? I don't get it.

155 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-25 08:23 ID:A/1EwO8E

>>151 Exchanging one dancing monkey for another - that's it New Anon

156 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-25 08:24 ID:A/1EwO8E

>>154 He/his publicity thought they need to burn the house down and rebuild it.

157 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-25 08:28 ID:A/1EwO8E

So why Tom, why now?

158 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-25 08:30 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>156 It's just such a 180 so quickly... and I never would have dreamed he'd bring his family into it.

159 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-25 08:33 ID:Heaven

This article is recent, 3 days ago, but it mentions ISTL as Oscar material

160 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-25 08:35 ID:Heaven

>>154 yep, that's the difficult part to digest, that it wasn't a 180 at all, that his answer were fake.

161 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-25 08:36 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>159 Oh God, is THAT what all this is about? Did he get word there might be an Oscar nom for good ol' Hank even though the movie was a train wreck? So he's dating Taylor Swift, spending time in Nashville, meeting up with Hank's granddaughter...

162 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-25 08:36 ID:A/1EwO8E

>>157 And the article concludes that this press bombardment is all about - not Calvin - but to deflect from Kim/Kanye and her alleged lying about the video.

163 Name: ?? : 2016-06-25 08:37 ID:INLrnF7w

>>156 Maybe that's it indeed, burning down the house. It's been surefire, fairly quick, and increasingly successful. While boosting his name recognition if not his reputation, and he isn't having to do all that terribly much. Any hint of a return to normalcy would most likely be welcomed, so a free chance afterwards to become a new man and change some of his public persona?

164 Name: ?? : 2016-06-25 08:39 ID:INLrnF7w

>>159 >>161 I haven't seen ISTL, but it was critically panned and flopped at box office right? Does it really stand a shot at an oscar nom, or does his role? I know there were some things that said he did a good job but... ?

165 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-25 08:40 ID:A/1EwO8E

>>163 So this is a PR relationship of mutual benefit. He retools, she deflects.

166 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-25 08:41 ID:Heaven

>>163 it seems to me he did an excellent job with his old PR, I mean here we are in the face of evidence that he stooped down to such a low level, and we are still trying to find a reasonable explanation to justify his choices. We are just refusing to admit we were the victim of a PR manipulation.

167 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-25 08:43 ID:Heaven

>>161,164 I have no idea, yes his performance was praised, but by the time of the Oscar next year there'll so many new films that his will be long forgotten, so I don't really see this being about an Oscar.

168 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-25 08:45 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>166 I know you're right. It's just so disappointing. And I don't like being played.

169 Name: ?? : 2016-06-25 08:45 ID:INLrnF7w

>>166 Oh no doubt, his old PR is the reason I became a fan. And I'm not a fan of anyone, like.. ever. I don't follow shows or movies or people so it was a rarity - aaaand I've been a fan for just a few months. In time to attend WW in PA and see this trainwreck. Which is reminding me why I tend to hold that all celebrities are by nature, batshit. (Sorry for the rant, but yeah. I loved the PR of who he was, he seemed like a legitimately cool AF person worthy of respect. )

170 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-25 08:52 ID:Heaven

>>168,169 I know, and this we are doing isn't even the worst part, I bet that in a small corner of our brain we are all hoping this will end fast with the usual TS's way, so that we will maybe manage to save some respect for him and be able to go back being fans, dismiss everything as a momentary craziness. And I bet he knows that.
But the truth is that we were or we are being played. Even if before he was truly thinking those things, now he doesn't anymore. So how can you trust any future statement of his?

171 Name: ?? : 2016-06-25 08:58 ID:INLrnF7w

>>170 You can't, after this is over or I get bored I'm legitimately out of the fandom. Not because of his relationship, I'm a-ok with that. Or the PR part because we all have public faces, and they don't reflect who we are privately. Lord knows if you talk to me at work, I'm a professional. And so are they.

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172 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-25 09:06 ID:A/1EwO8E

>>171 if sources around his ISTL extracirricular relationship with EO are to be believed, this is not the first time.

173 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-25 09:08 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>171 The same thing probably happened with Elizabeth Olsen too. She started working with Tom and then suddenly broke off her engagement over the phone. At the very least, it gives the impression he's sitting there waiting to be a rebound. (That is if we're going with the idea that this thing with TS is at all legitimate.)

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174 Name: ?? : 2016-06-25 09:09 ID:INLrnF7w

>>172 And the sads just keep on being given.

175 Name: ?? : 2016-06-25 09:13 ID:INLrnF7w

>>172 >>173 RE:Sads That just blows giant chunky bits. Didn't know about that. I would say thanks for the headsup... but. Boo. Lol.

(Also, thanks. But still, booooooooo. Shoddy sir. )

176 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-25 09:20 ID:Heaven

>>171 I ignored everything Hiddles for the past 4 months, I'll go back to it as soon as this is over too.

God, imagine if he forces his what? 75 years old father to do a papstroll? yew

177 Name: ?? : 2016-06-25 09:25 ID:INLrnF7w

>>176 I still can't get over how fishbowl everything is, 360 view at all times. But if they're doing Da, it would most likely be soon. He's running out of days to be photographed on before Thor. Unless he'll be flying the family and TS out to do a set visit Photo Op there. Hmmm.. merit.

178 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-25 09:28 ID:A/1EwO8E

>>175 Well, the brightside of it is that he thinks he's a Knight in Shining Armor (or Amour) for these two sad, sweet ladies.

Rationalization is a hell of a drug. And he may be hitting rock bottom.

179 Name: ?? : 2016-06-25 09:32 ID:INLrnF7w

>>178 I hope not, rock bottom is a shitty place to be. :(

180 Name: No One : 2016-06-25 09:38 ID:w+lPTzO+

IMO he was coy about his private life was to protect his girlfriends from crazed internet fans. Now he has met someone who doesn't need protection, someone who cannot be hounded off the internet or intimidated. And now he can do what he always wanted, show off his partner and be shown off.

181 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-25 09:40 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>180 I get where you're coming from, but 1. this has gone way beyond "showing off" a partner, and 2. it goes against everything he's said over the years not just about his love life but about wanting to be taken seriously as an actor and keep the focus on his work.

182 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-25 09:42 ID:Heaven

>>180 No. This is bs.

183 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-25 09:43 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>182 I love your bluntness. <3

184 Name: ?? : 2016-06-25 09:47 ID:INLrnF7w

>>180 I could totally see once as him feeling free to express his love or whatever. But we're working on literally something every 1 to 2 days. It's intentional, but he's not the one really showing anything off. Besides meeting his mom, all of the dates have been her turf.

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185 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-25 10:23 ID:Heaven

>>183 ;)

I get desperately wanting to give the man the benefit of the doubt and wanting to see all this through pink coloured glasses, but let's not bend facts to theory.

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186 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-25 10:36 ID:Heaven

In the meantime, Chris Hemsworth yesterday published a photo with Taika Waitit saying they have been discussing Thor3. Which means they are both already there busy with the film.

And then there's this article with some set photos and that says "Principal photography on Marvel’s Phase 3 Thor sequel, Thor: Ragnarok, the biggest movie to be made in Australia this year, will begin on July 4 and continue until at least the end of October."

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187 Name: Savvy : 2016-06-25 10:52 ID:Zv86HB22

Taika Waititi said in a recent interview that Thor3 should be more focused on Thor's character instead of Loki.
Maybe they only included Loki in a few small scenes and Tom was not pleased. Maybe that's why he's engaging in all this showmance. I wonder how Marvel is going to deal with all this.

188 Name: Anon : 2016-06-25 11:05 ID:yrxXSD8V

Look at photo 3 of 25 of the DM pics with mummy. Not an iphone in his pocket. Cigarette packet?

189 Name: Savvy : 2016-06-25 11:08 ID:Zv86HB22

How were the paps allowed inside the airport?

190 Name: Anon : 2016-06-25 11:10 ID:yrxXSD8V

>>188 And actually looking closer he has the phone in his hand. Couch, you called it right. He's smoking (again?). Maybe he never stopped.

191 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-25 11:11 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>188 You know I noticed that and thought it looked like a pack of cigarettes, but promptly forgot about it as I sat there gaping at my computer screen, muttering "his mother. his mother? his own mother. his MOTHER?" in stunned disbelief.

192 Name: anonymous : 2016-06-25 11:13 ID:bBHFg7pf

Papping his mother is very weird indeed and probably an indication of how much leverage TS has in the relationship.

They both imho, need to lay low a tiny bit for a tiny while .. I was kidding about the next Friday engagement announcement but i see that with the discussions about rings and babies what .. 14 days? into the whole thing, I might've been a bit ah .. late.

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193 Name: Anon : 2016-06-25 11:13 ID:yrxXSD8V

>>189 I am guessing because they were there with the rest of the team. See my post above about them being "papped"" at the petrol station. That photo was taken because the paps were travelling with them.

194 Name: Anon : 2016-06-25 11:20 ID:yrxXSD8V

>>191 More evidence that his public image may always have been very carefully controlled. I cannot recall a single pic where he has been caught smoking or an interview that referred to him smoking during the meeting (there was one where he said he had smoked during ISTL). Even that pic at the ES Awards where Anon. thought he was smoking outside with Helen McCrory was cropped so the cig wasn't visible. But that is a cigarette packet, I am sure.

195 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-25 11:25 ID:Heaven


left hand:eyeglasses+iPhone
left pocket:car keys?

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196 Name: ?? : 2016-06-25 11:36 ID:INLrnF7w

>>195 Maybe just got bitten by the habit again during ISTL and it never left?

197 Name: Anon : 2016-06-25 11:38 ID:yrxXSD8V

Someone who comments on CB has totally been on here and has stolen both my name and almost word for word the comments I made about the Hiddleston house being off the main road and it being illegal to photograph people in their gardens! And my comment about the pap being with them at the petrol station!!! FFS....

198 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-25 11:38 ID:dYPpRuCh

If I were Tom right now, I'd take up smoking too. And I've never even touched a cigarette before.

199 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-25 11:40 ID:Heaven

>>196 I think there was a radio interview during the promotion of ISTL this past month (in NY I think? I condensed so much info in a week I can't remember exactly) and the dj flat out asked him if he is a smoker and he actually smoked while filming ISTL and TH's reply was that "No, I'm not a smoker. The one in the film were fake cigarettes".

200 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-25 11:42 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>199 He LIES! Everything is lies! He's a lying liar who lies!

201 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-25 11:43 ID:Heaven

>>197 Really? Well, take it as a compliment, at least it wasn't twisted into something else, and it was a good comment. But I saw a few poster at CB using the "anon" or "Anon" username so that maybe wasn't stolen.

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202 Name: ?? : 2016-06-25 11:48 ID:INLrnF7w

>>197 Ugh, that sucks with the no credit. But it is really good info, so I can see why they nicked it.

>>199 Oh, um. Nevermind then lols. Gonna agree with >>198 and yourself on that one then. Sometimes, you just need a smoke and this looks like entire days comprised of nothing but those moments.

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203 Name: Savvy : 2016-06-25 12:10 ID:Zv86HB22

The pregnancy theory doesn't make sense. She was in a relationship with Calvin for 15 months, they surely had a normal sex life and she was probably on the pill or other contraceptive method. Even if she was indeed pregnant, how could they know for sure the baby was Tom's and not Calvin's (unless she didn't have sex with Calvin)?

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204 Name: Anon : 2016-06-25 12:21 ID:vWSNZn5Y

>>199 >>200. Yes he did say flat out "I don't smoke" in response to a direct question. So, as CB sometimes says, he opened his mouth and spoke lies. I do not think TS is a smoker and he has taken it (back) up since they've been together. She really doesn't look the type. I think he has been a smoker all along and he pretends not to be. I can't see what else that thing in his pocket is.

205 Name: Anon : 2016-06-25 12:37 ID:vWSNZn5Y

I just read theoanons' post. She seemed like us - funny and a bit snarky, with the odd tinhat theory, but basically a fan of Tom and definitely not there to rain down hate on him or any GF. She has really tried to say over the past fortnight - it's genuine and the publicity circus is just what all celebs do one way or another.

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206 Name: Sosorry : 2016-06-25 13:08 ID:D9gQVHva

Hi-- I had an experience with a family member who had a miscarriage after a plane trip Across the country, while she was in the first trimester. No flying is allowed for a woman in the first trimester, so no pregnancy b/C TS been all over the place. Plus, she's been drinking hard core at the restaurants (wine with swan pastries, and reports of multiple cocktails w holly Williams and espresso, and no caffeine allowed during pregnancy either.)

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207 Name: Savvy : 2016-06-25 15:25 ID:Zv86HB22

She's still wearing that ring even in the new photos from this morning at the beach. It really looks like an engagement ring.

208 Name: ?? : 2016-06-25 15:35 ID:INLrnF7w

Every damned day? Really?

RE: New Photos link from ONTD comments

209 Name: ?? : 2016-06-25 15:45 ID:INLrnF7w

Also, thanks for info >>207 :)

210 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-25 16:02 ID:Heaven

With his mother again, and the paps. Is this an attempt to shut down the UK press? We sell our romance but you stop writing mean things about poor TH?

211 Name: Anon : 2016-06-25 16:29 ID:yrxXSD8V

We didn't go to Aldeburgh but apparently it is now crawling with paps, according to owners of a boutique that has a branch there as well as the one we went to in Southwold. All the staff know his mother as she shops at the Southwold branch. FWIW they all think TH is gay! (Not I think having brazenly asked mum, just what they think having met him).

212 Name: Savvy : 2016-06-25 16:29 ID:Zv86HB22

Is this Tom's brother-in-law, Emma's husband?

https://twitter. com/taylorsnextsong/status/746739683086970880

213 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-25 16:30 ID:Heaven

This is Emma's husband isn't he?

There are going to be pics with his niece too at this point?

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214 Name: Anon : 2016-06-25 16:32 ID:yrxXSD8V

Is that guy he's with a relative? They look pretty similar about the brow.

I know he has half siblings from his father's second marriage that he never, ever mentions in the press. From mum's side too? Or a cousin?

215 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-25 16:32 ID:Heaven

>>211 That's curious, their impression of him would be that.

>>212 and he's holding balloons so a birthday is on the way? Or some kind of party.

216 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-25 16:33 ID:Heaven

>>214 that's Emma's husband, for sure.

217 Name: Anon : 2016-06-25 16:33 ID:yrxXSD8V

>>213 So she picked someone who has a family resemblance! Ha ha. Happens quite frequently I guess.

The whole clan is gathering...

218 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-25 16:36 ID:Heaven

>>217 engagement party?

219 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-25 16:38 ID:dYPpRuCh

They look like balls of some sort rather than balloons.

220 Name: Savvy : 2016-06-25 16:38 ID:Zv86HB22

Not balloons. Tennis balls for children.
So there will a family reunion this weekend at his mom's to meet Taylor. Maybe there will be a wedding announcement.

221 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-25 16:52 ID:Heaven

Other pics from the beach

222 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-25 16:54 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>214 His dad has more kids? I didn't even know he had remarried. Interesting.

223 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-25 17:02 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>214 His father married again? I didn't know that.

It does look like the whole family is gathering. For an engagement party? Not if they want us to buy this at all. If they spring an engagement on us this soon there's only one thing people will be talking about: timeline!! They will try to sell the 2 week whirlwind courtship ( love, romance, he's the one) but people will talk about when this pairing really paired up. Because even arranged marriages take longer to negotiate than 2 weeks. It might just be people online but with how the mainstream media seem to be treating them, I don't think it will just be CB and DListed pulling them out on the carpet for a good talking to

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224 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-25 17:07 ID:Heaven

>>214,222,223 caught in the enigma of the balls I missed the detail: his father remarried and had other children?

>>223 Me too, I would never have said he's gay and famewhore but now everything seems possible.

225 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-25 17:14 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>223 >>224 Agree about him possibly being gay. I'd taken him at his word before because I thought he had a certain amount of integrity, but apparently anything he's said may or may not be true. Especially considering the weirdness of this relationship stunt, I wouldn't be surprised.

226 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-25 17:17 ID:vqQuPn8c

Forgot to say. I'm starting to think they deserve each other in a very deep and meaningful way. The hunger for fame, the tendency to manipulate, the shallow surface, the eagerness to use anything and everything for publicity. It makes me wish for an engagement and wedding so that we can watch it all crash and burn in 3-4 years. (Hoping baby doesn't absorb my bitchiness)

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227 Name: Savvy : 2016-06-25 17:22 ID:Zv86HB22

This comment from CB:


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228 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-25 17:34 ID:Heaven

>>226 I also want to see this crash and burn (waves to baby I know she/he can see me)

229 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-25 17:37 ID:Heaven

Established that TH is doing this at 99,99% for PR purposes, the remaning 0,01% would be for maybe infatuation/beard/the nerd who never scored. Let's say that in a few weeks TS is bored, she doesn't want to adjust her clothes to his anymore (I respect the dedication she has, modelling herself after the guy she is with) and she dumps him.

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230 Name: Savvy : 2016-06-25 17:39 ID:Zv86HB22

Part of another interesting comment from CB:

"I don’t usually jump on the pregnancy bandwagon, but I think Taylor might be pregnant. Something looks different about her. And if she is, I can only say, well played, Mr Hiddleston! The English upper classes have never turned up their noses at rich women, and his child would be heir to $280 million and counting. Well played indeed."

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231 Name: Anon : 2016-06-25 17:49 ID:vWSNZn5Y

>>223>>224 I will have to find the receipts for that. I am sure I read about his father and the half siblings when I first joined the fandom and noodled around looking at old interviews.

The mother's remarriage - or not - I know nothing about. That was speculation as to who this ginger bloke might be. She is wearing a wedding and engagement ring but a certain sort of English lady does even after the divorce. The house in Aldeburgh, bought within the last 5 years, cost £2m. Unless Papa H is utterly utterly loaded that would have been a very large divorce settlement especially considering they split back in 1994. I assumed second marriage possibly. I suppose TH could have bought it but given that his own property cost a couple of million I thought that unlikely. He isn't so big bucks yet that he could afford to buy several properties at that level.

232 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-25 18:00 ID:Heaven

"Swift is set to meet his brothers on Saturday, June 25"
his brothers? lol

233 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-25 18:03 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>232 The real story appears to be that his sisters have had sex changes.

234 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-25 18:06 ID:ixRvQFyw

He has brothers now? Lol

My genuine question is when are they finding time to bang in all jet hopping? They are photographed going out and about so much. You can't peddle The One and "couldn't their hands to themselves" and give them zero downtime where they're getting it on. Maybe they really are bearding for each other.

235 Name: Anon : 2016-06-25 18:08 ID:vWSNZn5Y


{also waves to baby} I think baby will need a healthy dose of scepticism and snark to deal with a world in which TayTo is a thing.

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236 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-25 18:21 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>229 After all this -- and there will be an 'after' - he gives up acting in lead and supporting roles and goes into stunts - because he was born for stunts.

237 Name: Anon : 2016-06-25 18:21 ID:vWSNZn5Y

>>226 Also yes to this. They seem to be an appropriate match for one another.

Has Tom been waiting all his acting life for a relationship that was worth pimping out for publicity? Was he in fact in a relationship with JArthy for a year but never admitted it because there was nothing in it for him? I bet he did tell that Elle journalist that she was his GF and she assumed it was no secret and mentioned it. Then he realised very suddenly that his relationship wasn't helping him with his internet fanbase so he kicked poor old Jane back in the closet.

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238 Name: Anon : 2016-06-25 18:26 ID:vWSNZn5Y

By the way, the beach where they were depicted is very flat and long with no cliffs or dunes and nowhere to hide. They may not have called the horde of paps who descended on Aldeburgh after the photos from the first lot. But they are complicit in these photos too. At the very least they are fully aware that they are being photographed.

239 Name: Savvy : 2016-06-25 18:32 ID:Zv86HB22

I've changed my mind about the pregnancy theory. It might be true.
His mother may be happy with Taylor's millions but it may also be because of the pregnancy news.
Also, when you're dating someone new, you feel a bit insecure but Tom looks very sure of himself and is acting as if he owns her cars and HER. It's almost as is he was sure nothing can take her from him, as if she's the one who needs him desperately.

240 Name: Anon : 2016-06-25 18:43 ID:vWSNZn5Y

Michael K is on it for us:

241 Name: Anon : 2016-06-25 18:45 ID:vWSNZn5Y

>>240 Sorry it is Martin - still worth it. Michael K is presumably lying in a darkened room with a wet towel over his eyes. I know how he feels.

242 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-25 18:46 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>240 Heartbreakingly, that is Martin - the weekend guy at DLIsted. He's okay, but not as good as Michael K - my child's future godfather.

243 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-25 18:46 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>241 Great minds.

244 Name: qaz : 2016-06-25 18:50 ID:Me4dUJY8

>>237 I think you nailed it re: JArthy. And I could absolutely see this version re: THEO PurseGate. And now I think that he definitely sees himself as the stud who is worthy of only the best, and the best in his opinion, as it turns out, is a multimillionaire mega-famous music/movie/other A-list star, no less.

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245 Name: Savvy : 2016-06-25 18:57 ID:Zv86HB22

>>240 This is so good! Please tell me that DListed is a very famous site and Tom Hiddleston will read that.

246 Name: Anon : 2016-06-25 19:05 ID:vWSNZn5Y

I would believe almost anything right now including a whoops baby. Only two things make me think this is not a pregnancy:

1) TS strikes me as a girl who has PLANS. Mistakes don't happen in Taylorworld, especially with legions of tweeny fans and their churchgoing moms to think about. Extramarital pregnancy combined with a very unfortunate cheaty overlap are so off the wall for someone who controls her image so fanatically. And even if she does vanish for a few months she will struggle to make the maths right. If she shows up with a full term baby in 6 months time nobody will remember the story of the whirlwind courtship we are currently being spun.

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247 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-25 19:08 ID:Heaven

>>236 LOL

>>237,244 Maybe that was the way with all his past relationships, a lot of PR and no sex. Do you remember Susannah's reply on fb when she denied she was married? Her friend told her "then fuck" and she said "Fuck yeah". Then Sian who was so besotted with TH she didn't dare asking for anything more than tail after him. JA who thought she hit the jackpot except the guy was always away and busy with his work. EO who probably thought she met a great guy, but no, PR and laser tag - I'm still not convinced about PurseGate because he looked too pissed, but it could be he thought she exaggerated it.

248 Name: Anon : 2016-06-25 19:09 ID:vWSNZn5Y

>>244 Hey qaz, nice to see you! I apologise unreservedly for Brexit. Also to anyone else on the board who is European and thinking WTF (M I think!)

249 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-25 19:10 ID:Heaven

>>246 nods in agreement.

I miss the days when we were content to make fun of his clothes. I laugh so much at TS only wearing flats now because she needs to look simple, when with Harris it was all high heels.

250 Name: qaz : 2016-06-25 19:19 ID:Me4dUJY8

>>248 Those were such unexpected results, and a sad morning, I won't lie. But hey, you definitely have nothing to apologise for! Everything will work out, one way or another. You hold on there, too :)

251 Name: Anon : 2016-06-25 19:24 ID:vWSNZn5Y

I am copy and pasting this from CB because it struck me as really rather perceptive:

"Not only a high profile match, but also a super-rich wife. I think Tom is gunning for that. I had something of a ‘d’oh’ moment earlier when I realized that OF COURSE he’s aiming high in the marriage market. I wonder how I missed it before: he fits the type exactly. Since his schooldays he’s been living the somewhat uncertain life of the English gentleman who doesn’t have quite the money and the status to fit in with his Etonian peers. He has the image of the aristocrat, but he isn’t really an aristocrat. His family is wealthy, but not rich enough for a lavish lifestyle.

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252 Name: Savvy : 2016-06-25 19:59 ID:Zv86HB22

hum... I wonder where this ex-girlfriend is coming from... and why.

253 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-25 20:09 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>252 To combat the 'Is Tom Hiddleston gay?' google searches?

He's played with the fame and notoriety fire and now he's likely to get burned. The people who couldn't be bothered to share or sell stories about him are going to come out of the woodwork.

254 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-25 20:16 ID:Heaven

>>251 Well, first he needs to convince TS to marry him, second TS will come with a prenup. If he manages to be cast in film for great money he won't need to marry into it, and I think the man is enough of a showoff to want to be considered rich of his own.

255 Name: Savvy : 2016-06-25 20:49 ID:Zv86HB22

Look at these 2 side-by-side pictures of Taylor Swift, one from the Met Gala and the other from this week. Her face is rounder and fatter in the second one. Her whole body is fatter.

256 Name: Savvy : 2016-06-25 20:51 ID:Zv86HB22

I forgot to include the link to the photos:

https://twitter. com/news8magazine/status/746805774261846017

257 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-25 20:59 ID:dYPpRuCh

I'm not saying she's definitely not pregnant because honestly at this point nothing would surprise me, but I think the slightly different angle of her head and the makeup are what's causing the difference. Plus celebrities are notorious for doing cleanses, detoxes, laxatives, and all kinds of other weird things leading up to big red carpet events so they look their thinnest, and I doubt Taylor's an exception.

258 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-25 21:19 ID:ixRvQFyw

I really don't think she's pregnant. She was drinking white wine in that Rhode Island tea room report. She can't be that careless. I think it's all a lot simpler.

This is really fast paced almost like they are on a time table. I believe this is all scripted and to be over by mid July to early August, during the time period he's going to be working.

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259 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-25 21:41 ID:A/1EwO8E

>>252 >>253 is this the gf he allegedly surprised in Paris, skipping an audition in the process, then later vowing never to put private life over career and that he was over romance (or something to that effect)?

260 Name: Anon : 2016-06-25 22:17 ID:vWSNZn5Y

>>252 I loved the shade in this story! First time ever the Sun has preferred a brainy non famous brunette to a blonde famous airhead.

They also found the shade for this one - having had a pick of 2,000 photos of TS thinking "this beach is bullshit. The weather is bullshit. His mom is really boring and my mom is thinner and has a Louis Vuitton purse."

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261 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-25 23:26 ID:jSUQ7wvB

I go out for a massive bender and come home to MORE PAP STROLLS.

Oh stahp puleeze

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262 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-25 23:46 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>261 If you do go over to datalounge, you have to come back here and tell us if they come up with anything noteworthy. A bunch of them think Tom slept with Kenneth Branagh.

263 Name: Savvy : 2016-06-26 00:06 ID:Zv86HB22

>>262 Well, I saw an interview during his recent US promo tour in which the interviewer was talking about the importance of Branagh in his career and Tom's lip twitched visibly when Branagh's name was mentioned. It might just have been because he's aware of the rumour or because the rumour is true.

264 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-26 02:58 ID:dYPpRuCh

Well everyone, it's been hours (HOURS! I can hardly believe it!) since the last paparazzi photo essay about the Romance of the Century. Shall we start betting on what their next totally-not-staged appearance will be?

265 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-26 04:14 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>264 Church. The Lord loves a good pap stroll.

266 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-26 04:24 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>265 Are we sure they won't burst into flames if they try to walk through the door? Will they reserve a special pew for her bodyguards and paparazzi?

267 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-26 04:46 ID:ixRvQFyw

Yup! I was gonna say church too. And then brunch with the whole family including Tom's "brothers" and pics of Taylor playing with his niece. Or someone's kid. Expect perfect shots that look like movie stills. I really hope they don't drag someone's child, especially not his niece, into these thirsty pics. This is becoming so over the top. Why does Taylor Swift do this? I watched the Harry Styles and Kennedy kid romance unfold and it was more or less the same. Especially the Kennedy kid. But it wasn't this fast.

268 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-26 04:48 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>267 I think she did the "meet the families" thing after only a few weeks with Harry Styles, didn't she?

269 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-26 05:20 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>268 Yeah but no pictures. Just tabloids leaks about it. She got papped with Harry more towards the end of their relationship. Literally last month before the breakup.
Getting papped at this level, it was the Kennedy kid where almost every activity she did with him was papped including going to church with him and his family and then visiting his mom's grave who had committed suicide earlier that year. Even if the mom has passed away, Taylor will visit her. Shows commitment!

270 Name: ?? : 2016-06-26 05:21 ID:INLrnF7w

Small question, anyone else read the opinion dominion on tumblr? It seems to be gone now and I was wondering if something was said or if that just.. happens?

271 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-26 05:25 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>270 A bunch of fans reported her to tumblr staff for "invasion of privacy" or some nonsense and got her deleted because they didn't like what she was saying.

272 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-26 05:29 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>269 Thanks. I've never followed her too closely, but I do remember the Connor Kennedy relationship being pretty crazy. The paparazzi visit to the mom's grave annoyed me.

273 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-26 05:50 ID:A/1EwO8E

>>261 >>262 On datalounge they think he's ugly and fake; even though some of them love his body, they're a superficial lot. I lurk there, did a search on his name and there was no real new gossip, only threads regarding the Bond race. There were 2 or 3 old threads from the Coriolanus days that maxed out at 600 comments due to an influx of fans from LSA and CB who were blasted by the DL regulars. They don't like women there, no surprise, especially straight ones. So i continue to lurk.

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274 Name: ?? : 2016-06-26 05:55 ID:INLrnF7w

>>271 That absolutely sucks, I liked that one. Though I'm not hip on where all the gossip or news comes from. I only knew about that one, THEO, and from theo -- here. Lol

Thanks for the info Anonsy. :)

275 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-26 05:56 ID:A/1EwO8E

>>264 At Wimbledon on Monday, maybe a glimpse today in London pulling into his gated driveway. No pap with his father.

Regarding The Opinion Dominion, I just remembered, a couple of hours before tumblr pulled it, she posted a very long submission from an anon about TS's history with the press - not just dating, celebrity feuds, problematic quotes, shady things she allegedly did. That's probably what broke it.

276 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-26 07:06 ID:Heaven

>>260 she does look bored and I love the Sun for the shade

277 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-26 07:09 ID:Heaven

No, it won't be Wimbledon on Monday because he will never take to something as low key as the beginning of the tournament, we'll have to wait for at least the quarter finals, if not semifinals for them to show up.

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278 Name: Anon : 2016-06-26 08:23 ID:vWSNZn5Y

>>277 The opening match features the reigning champion and is high profile - but bad tennis as they are usually playing some poor unseeded player whom they demolish. My guess would be the middle Saturday.

I guess church today - it's round the corner from the mother's house so a nice excuse for a stroll, ha ha. Possibly dinner at a local restaurant tonight then back to London on Monday.

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279 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-26 08:32 ID:ixRvQFyw

This is a good one -

A subtle "please calm down with your circus thank you you have the talent calm down this is embarrassing"

280 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-26 08:34 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>278 They probably will do church, won't they. I guess after you exploit your mother, exploiting Jesus is the next logical step.

I'm going to go with hotel, since he stayed in a hotel in NYC and Lizzie stayed in a hotel last summer when they were doing their thing. Besides, I don't think he has enough guest rooms for all her bodyguards and photographers.

281 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-26 08:35 ID:A/1EwO8E

>>278 The finals will be after Thor starts filming so I thought they might catch what they can when they can, starting this week. We'll have to wait and see.

Remember that look on Jarthy's face when she was leaving the G&W in those shots from a month ago? I wonder if he told her about Tay - JA looked like she was in shock. (just kidding)

282 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-26 08:51 ID:A/1EwO8E

>>279 If he knew he was still seriously in the running for Bond, would he still bave agreed to this high profile relationship? Someone said earlier in this thread that he probably found out he lost the role and said fuck it, I do what I want now.

283 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-26 08:53 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>282 Maybe they told him he lost the role because he wasn't high profile enough, and he snapped. "You want high profile? I'LL SHOW YOU HIGH PROFILE!!!"

284 Name: Savvy : 2016-06-26 08:59 ID:YHD6iOwe

>>279 I have no access to the article. It's subscribers only. :(

285 Name: Anon : 2016-06-26 09:02 ID:vWSNZn5Y

>>282 >>283 I don't think he is thinking straight. Liddle Hiddles is calling the shots. If he had sat down and thought about any of this properly would he be doing it as he is?

286 Name: Anon : 2016-06-26 09:04 ID:vWSNZn5Y

>>284 Don't worry their paywall is terrible. You get 5 free articles a week and then they try to block you. But if you clear your history or switch to a different device it should be fine.

287 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-26 09:07 ID:A/1EwO8E

That article in >>279 suggests the underwear pics helped his profile more than Hiddleswift paps; he should proceed with caution.

288 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-26 09:09 ID:A/1EwO8E

>>285 Hopefully mom spoke (or slapped) some sense into him / them. The dour looks on the beach aren't for nothing.

My capcha: exarth

289 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-26 09:12 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>284 Clear your history and it should let you access. I'm not a subscriber and I can access it. All in all though it's basically advising him to cool it with the Taylor circus and just keep doing what he was doing before career wise and stick to his previous philosophy of discretion because being a scandal or something else unsavory may come to light with all this extra high profile coverage.

290 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-26 09:18 ID:Heaven

>>285 where little hiddles his is ego or his PR, because they spent more time on planes and papstrolling than in bed.

Funny thing, this isn't even helping his self-esteem or in confidence.

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291 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-26 09:21 ID:Heaven

>>280 but I presume she is staying at his mother's house right now, are the bodyguards there as well?

292 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-26 09:27 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>291 I guess we can't really know, can we? Since the photographers have their scheduled photo ops, maybe after the first day they were told "no more pictures of Taylor and her people coming or going."

293 Name: Savvy : 2016-06-26 09:30 ID:YHD6iOwe

>>286 Thanks. :)

uuuhhh My captcha is "rope".

294 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-26 09:41 ID:ixRvQFyw

Someone on the DM Suffolk article commented that they saw Tom and Taylor on their way to see Lionel Richie at the Colchester stadium last night. I guess that's where the next pap shots might come from.

295 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-26 09:43 ID:ixRvQFyw

Also Glastonbury is happening. They might hit that. He's gone to it before during the JArthy era.

296 Name: Savvy : 2016-06-26 09:50 ID:YHD6iOwe

>>289 I created an account but it still ask for my credit card details. If I get 30 days free, why do they ask for my credit card details? I don't want to give them that information.

297 Name: Anon : 2016-06-26 09:51 ID:vWSNZn5Y

>>294 Lionel Richie in Colchester (not the sexiest city in the UK). If someone took me on this date I would dump them immediately.

298 Name: Anon : 2016-06-26 09:54 ID:vWSNZn5Y

>>296 I think they want to start billing you as soon as the 30 days is up, in the hope you will forget to cancel. It's easier to clear the history I think. PS you can surf as much as you like on an iPhone without hitting the paywall. They seem to have decided that they don't care about you squinting at a tiny screen for free.

299 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-26 09:56 ID:Heaven

>>297 this is was clearly his choice (are we sure he is 35 and not older?Lionel Richie!) as revenge for Selena Gomez.

300 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-26 09:59 ID:Heaven

"perfect cookie cutter leading men like Tom Cruise"
What?! Tom Cruise has no shoulders!

301 Name: Savvy : 2016-06-26 10:03 ID:YHD6iOwe

>>297 My thoughts exactly. But hey, they they went to a Selena Gomez concert which is much worse.

I think Tom wants to get into the music world and Taylor wants to get into the cinema world (her few film appearances were irrelevant). This relationship will be beneficial for both.

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302 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-26 10:04 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>296 Someone copy pasted the article on Tom's IMDB message board. You can read it here -

303 Name: Savvy : 2016-06-26 10:05 ID:YHD6iOwe

>>302 You are awesome! thanks. :)

304 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-26 10:06 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>301 She's aiming for Prince Harry. Tom is just a stepping stone lol She'll get her chance at Wimbledon when Tom introduces her to Camilla.

305 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-26 10:06 ID:iwjAgdOy

Some more beach shots which I'm posting for the obvious juxtaposition to the caption 'SHE LOOKS SO AT PEACE, BEAUTIFUL AND HAPPY 😻👫❤'

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306 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-26 10:09 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>305 That hand holding...she always holds hands with all her guys the same way. There's never any variation. Always the interlaced claw.

307 Name: Anon : 2016-06-26 10:12 ID:vWSNZn5Y

>>305 That pic of him is terrifying. Stockholm Syndrome anyone?

She meanwhile still hates the bullshit beach.

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308 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-26 10:12 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>303 Welcome! :)

>>299 Or maybe it's his mother's choice and since they might all be staying at her place and Taylor wants to keep charming her, she's doing whatever she wants.

309 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-26 10:23 ID:Heaven

>>307 LOL

310 Name: Anon : 2016-06-26 10:30 ID:vWSNZn5Y

>>308 I think his mother would probably think Lionel Richie was a bit moderne. She is a doyenne of the Aldeburgh Festival and has been on the organising committee several times.

311 Name: Savvy : 2016-06-26 10:37 ID:YHD6iOwe

The news about his first serious girlfriend is everywhere. I'm sure it was his PR team that leaked the story in order to stop the "Tom Hiddleston is gay" rumours.

312 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-26 10:42 ID:Heaven

Th showing her his domain and TS thinking "Where's my jet? My SUV? My horse, my horse, my kingdom for a horse!"

313 Name: Savvy : 2016-06-26 10:45 ID:YHD6iOwe

I want to share this comment from DListed because it's ON SPOT:

314 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-26 10:46 ID:Heaven

This is the original Stockholm Syndrome photo, so basically TS was saying "Guys turn to your left for the paps please, I didn't pay all that fuel for my jet to walk aimlessly on this beach"

315 Name: ?? : 2016-06-26 11:04 ID:INLrnF7w

>>314 Oh my.
Honestly I would love to see fan photos, or any other type of photo than pap photos. And how blatantly there are they? I know there were photos of paps outside the house, but I dunno.

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316 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-26 11:09 ID:Heaven

>>315 probably both? Like Anon said the first batch of paps were called because they were there the very instant things were happening, now of course others flocked because it's worth it.

317 Name: Anon : 2016-06-26 11:17 ID:vWSNZn5Y

>>315 Here's a pic of the beach. Nowhere for a pap to hide - so at the very least on those beach photos they know they are there.

Torrilla has a pic of paps at the end of the street - but that pic was taken the day after the original meet mum pics. They have all descended now she is known to be here. The original pics were staged - mum didn't wait at her door and greet TS once she stepped inside, like any normal person welcoming someone into her home. She came out of her house, through her front garden, out past the high walls surrounding her property and into the street. If they hadn't called the paps and she didn't want to be photographed there was no need to have been.

318 Name: ?? : 2016-06-26 11:22 ID:INLrnF7w

>>316 and >>317

Thank you very much for the information, and I see what you mean about the beach... and about the first day photos. Every time I try to find a bit of sympathy it poofs again.

319 Name: Anon : 2016-06-26 11:39 ID:vWSNZn5Y

Anyone know how I can post screencaps on here?

320 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-26 11:45 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>319 I think you may have to upload them elsewhere and then post links, but I'm not sure.

321 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-26 11:56 ID:Heaven

>>319 like anonsy said or there is an image board

322 Name: Anon : 2016-06-26 12:04 ID:vWSNZn5Y

>>321 thanks I will experiment later with the image board. Have to pop out now.

323 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-26 12:12 ID:Heaven

More photos from the beach papstroll

And then this, preparation for the 4th of July party?

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324 Name: Savvy : 2016-06-26 12:43 ID:YzulNiz8

No sightings of them at the Lionel Richie concert. The only thing I found was a comment on a DM article from a guy saying the he had seen them at a Colchester petrol station and they were heading to the concert. How did he know they were going to the concert? I'm sure they wouldn't tell him that. Maybe they were heading to the airport to get on her private plane or maybe they were going to London to his place.

325 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-26 13:29 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>323 have they cropped his mother out of a few of those? They look familiar but missing her.

326 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-26 13:38 ID:vqQuPn8c

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327 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-26 13:50 ID:Heaven

>>326 Poor mama, forced to do a papstroll, ignored by her son's gf for most of the walk and then cropped out!

328 Name: Anon : 2016-06-26 15:44 ID:vWSNZn5Y

>>324 The concert venue is next to the petrol station. He might have seen them going in when he was parked up to get petrol. By the way it is the same petrol station as he was spotted at getting coffee on the way down to Suffolk! He is a creature of habit all the way!

329 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-26 16:16 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>328 They'll spin this like the other concert: He's so in love that he went to her friend's concert; now it's time for her to enjoy some of his 'more mature' music.

I wouldn't be surprised if we get pics. They seem incapable of going out without pics being taken.

330 Name: Savvy : 2016-06-26 16:23 ID:YzulNiz8

I still think they were not at the concert. That's the petrol station near the highway to London and to the airport where her plane is.

331 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-26 16:37 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>330 Seems like they might still be in Suffolk

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332 Name: Anon : 2016-06-26 16:42 ID:vWSNZn5Y

Here's a community service post for anyone with residual doubt that the maternal pap stroll was staged, or in some way foisted on the Hiddleston family without their consent after sneaky paps saw Taylor's plane land and trailed them all the way to Aldeburgh.

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333 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-26 16:49 ID:Heaven

>>332 No, you were duly accurate and fair. He forced his mum to go out to meet them precisely because the DM's paps were there.

334 Name: Anon : 2016-06-26 16:57 ID:vWSNZn5Y

>>333 I should also have mentioned that the road where the paps were standing is dead straight and wide - as you can see a bit from the street view. They weren't hiding behind a bush, folks!

335 Name: Savvy : 2016-06-26 16:57 ID:YzulNiz8

And don't forget that that is a private street only accessible to residents. There are electric barriers and I've seen at least photo taken by a resident the day after their arrival showing the paps outside the barrier.

336 Name: Anon : 2016-06-26 17:08 ID:vWSNZn5Y

>>335 What an excellent point. It is accessible on foot, and there is a manual barrier, but only at one end (there's no guard so I guess bona fide residents want to drive in and out without stopping to fiddle with a barrier). The manual barrier is where the paps were standing. But the whole encounter took place on private property - you're absolutely right. Which means that the paps only got in with permission.

337 Name: Savvy : 2016-06-26 17:10 ID:YzulNiz8

Here's the tweet with the photo taken yesterday that shows the paps outside the electric barrier. You can also see the same barrier on Google earth so it's that's means it's not a recent security measure.
She had to come out to get papped.

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338 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-26 17:12 ID:Heaven

>>334 It's also interesting that that's the only time the paps took photos near his mother's house, they didn't when they left for the beach walk, they didn't when he went out/came back with his brother-in-law. So yes, completely staged.

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339 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-26 17:12 ID:Heaven

>>337 sorry I posted my link before seeing yours

340 Name: Anon : 2016-06-26 17:17 ID:vWSNZn5Y

>>338 That's the barrier I mean. You drive into the street from the other end where there is no barrier. You can actually see the black and white gable in the pic - so even assuming the paps were photographing the encounter from behind the barrier (not allowed because it would be a photo of them on private property), they would have been completely visible to TH and TS.

341 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-26 17:18 ID:dYPpRuCh

I know it's just a blind item, but...

342 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-26 17:21 ID:vqQuPn8c

I've never needed proof that this was set up - or all the other pics are from paps they've called and worked with. The beach pics were laughably obvious, the others have been as well.

343 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-26 17:21 ID:A/1EwO8E

>>313 Savvy that comment was very interesting. It's why I keep coming back to wondering exactly how the breakup with her and Calvin went down, and the timeline.

344 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-26 17:23 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>342 I was talking about the RI beach pics but the UK ones are laughably obvious as well but probably from paps that sensed blood in the water rather than from 'her team.'

345 Name: Anon : 2016-06-26 17:25 ID:vWSNZn5Y

>>342 I know, I know. Who in their right mind would think a posh elderly English lady would meet her son's girlfriend of 5 minutes and immediately walk with her arms round both of them? But I have been getting very pissy at all the tumblr nutjobs screaming "they followed them off the plane at Stanstead! They even hounded them at their private family moments in a tiny seaside town!"

346 Name: Anon : 2016-06-26 17:29 ID:vWSNZn5Y

>>344 Doesn't matter if she called them, they knew they were there and willingly posed for these pics in circumstances where the money shot was totally avoidable. I think she did call them. It would be difficult to follow them by car on the route from Stanstead to Aldeburgh. It's an hour and a half on fast roads.

347 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-26 17:30 ID:Heaven

>>341 if there is something I wished it would come out already (I don't think so)

>>345 I feel your annoyance, I read that same s**t in the penultimate post at CB by one of the usual apologist.

348 Name: Savvy : 2016-06-26 17:36 ID:YzulNiz8

>>341 Well, if it's because of K. West, it's not working. If you search Tom's tag on twitter you get all the showmance but if you search TS tag you mostly get news about K. West's video.

349 Name: Savvy : 2016-06-26 17:38 ID:YzulNiz8

>>341 Well, if it's because of K. West, it's not working. If you search Tom's tag on twitter you get all the showmance but if you search TS tag you mostly get news about K. West's video.

350 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-26 17:41 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>345 I understand, Anon. The Swifters are so convinced that she's being hounded with her one, true love. They have very limited memories.

351 Name: Anon : 2016-06-26 17:49 ID:vWSNZn5Y

>>350 and the Hiddlestoners. They are struggling to reconcile the latest, most monstrously thirsty pap stroll of all with the previous comments about some things are sacred, it's all about the Werk etc etc.

PS we have had rock and stroll. Can I name this one The Mama and the Papas?

352 Name: Savvy : 2016-06-26 18:12 ID:GUR0vYA6

I wonder if moma Hiddles knows about TayTay's reputation with men.

Om my! I shouldn't be so invested in this. I'm starting to feel like a crazy Hiddlestoner but this is so entertaining and I'm in bed with a broken leg and too much free time.

353 Name: Anon : 2016-06-26 18:18 ID:vWSNZn5Y

>>352 Oh no!!! Get well soon! 💐

What is happening to us? Pregnancy, major dentistry, broken leg. This board has more drama than TT's love life (and that really is saying something).

354 Name: Savy : 2016-06-26 18:32 ID:GUR0vYA6

Thank you. :)

355 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-26 19:09 ID:A/1EwO8E

A 'source' for TH i.e. TS's PR, which means she's making him do her dirty work, has 'spoken out' about Kayne's video - it's classless:

356 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-26 19:25 ID:A/1EwO8E

Not that HL is a reliable source - I'm sure they make up stories and this one is just as suspect - it would be something TH would say in private but not make an explicit or veiled statement about to any press or 3rd party to pass to the press.

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357 Name: Anon : 2016-06-26 19:59 ID:GvRFzNBU

>>356 I think the real reason Swifty is annoyed is because the wax figure is less wooden than her.

358 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-26 20:03 ID:A/1EwO8E

>>357 snorts if the rumors about her sex drive are true. If not, I hope the two of them are having the best sex of their lives, and can't wait to get to the privacy of his home in London to have more, because that's the only good thing about all this PR fuckery.

359 Name: Anon : 2016-06-26 20:07 ID:GvRFzNBU

>>358 I read so many rumours about that. The funniest one was on the bycycle that she doesn't like the noises, so Calvin had to get his rocks off in silence!

360 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-26 20:18 ID:A/1EwO8E

>>359 I saw that and had a laugh. Is that anything like $cientologists needing to give birth in silence? I'm surprised no one (as of my reading it a couple of days ago) countered with, if the pregnancy rumor is true, she's probably got the sex drive of an 18 year old boy. I know I did for the first half of my pregnancy.

361 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-26 20:29 ID:vqQuPn8c

Amazingly, I don't think we're going to get anything today. It seems even famewhores rest on the Lord's day. Could be that they are resting up (pap strolling is hard on the legs and dignity). Could be that they might actually start to behave like a normal couple now that she no longer needs to overshadow Kanye and Kim.

362 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-26 20:30 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>352 Speedy recovery, Savvy.

363 Name: Savvy : 2016-06-26 20:50 ID:GUR0vYA6

New pics with the rest of the family and children.

364 Name: Anon : 2016-06-26 20:52 ID:vWSNZn5Y

>>361 Hahahahahaha!!! Or not. We didn't have a pic of Saturday's activities - except now we do. I bet we get church shots tomorrow.

365 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-26 20:55 ID:ixRvQFyw

Woah. Do I dare believe my eyes?? There are pics of them NOT holding hands??? Is that allowed?? And Tom isn't smiling?? Did Kanye tweet him or something?
And yup there's children. I hate it when she uses other people's kids. And Tom letting his niece be a part of this mess.
I've noticed they release pictures every 12 hours on the dot.

366 Name: Savvy : 2016-06-26 20:55 ID:GUR0vYA6

She looks bored. I think Tom and his family are enjoying this more than her.
And did you notice her jacket matching his?

367 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-26 20:59 ID:vqQuPn8c

I spoke too soon!

368 Name: Anon : 2016-06-26 21:04 ID:vWSNZn5Y

>>365 Wasn't she photographed with Gyllenhal's niece or something, Maggie's kid, one nanosecond into the relationship? This is all the same MO. Can't believe that the families always fall for it.

>>366 It's a Barbour jacket. And she has borrowed some green wellies from somewhere. In fairness the weather yesterday was absolutely atrocious. I had to go and buy a hoodie. I am not surprised she was unprepared, though the shameless style copying is also part of the MO.

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369 Name: Anon : 2016-06-26 21:09 ID:vWSNZn5Y

>>365 They release something every evening at around this time, I did notice that. Of the previous day's activities.

370 Name: Savvy : 2016-06-26 21:11 ID:GUR0vYA6

The infamous ring is now in another finger. It's still on the right hand but is gradually moving.

371 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-26 21:12 ID:A/1EwO8E

>>368 New England beach town culture (Connecticut, Rhode Island, Massachusetts, Cape Cod, Nantucket, Martha's Vineyard, Maine) is very similar. I spent summers there. Cool, jacket weather, though people do swim and sunbathe.

372 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-26 21:13 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>368 Yeah she does. It's honestly a low point for me and I don't get how families just let her use their kids for her pap walks.

In comparison to how hard they were selling it before, he seems more toned down now. It's a lot more normal looking now than the try hard efforts before. But to be quite honest, I'm surprised he's got his hands in his pockets most of the time and isn't glued to her hand like before lol

373 Name: Savvy : 2016-06-26 21:13 ID:GUR0vYA6

correction: "ON another finger"

374 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-26 21:15 ID:vqQuPn8c

I know that all relationships are different. I also know that people mature and change and tend not to make the same mistakes in relationships. is a timeline of TS's relationship with Harry Styles. I got it from the Daily Mail but it jives with other timelines I've seen. Does anything sound familiar...or should I ask, does anything look different?

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375 Name: Anon : 2016-06-26 21:23 ID:vWSNZn5Y

>>374 Spookily similar. I didn't know she dumped the Kennedy guy and jumped on Styles so soon after.

376 Name: Anon : 2016-06-26 21:30 ID:vWSNZn5Y

Here is a priceless DM article shading the Madonna-esque transformation into an English lady. Worth it for some priceless pics of her glowering at TH as she is being loaded into Mum's car.

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377 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-26 21:36 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>363 >>372 >>368 In most of the pics their faces look about as bright and sunny as the weather! And sunglasses? Yes, perfect sunglass weather!

I wonder if they were told that real couples don't hold hands all the time.

378 Name: Anon : 2016-06-26 21:36 ID:vWSNZn5Y

DM says this is today. So mummypapstroll on Friday, beach in stripey top on Saturday/out with ginger brother in law, beach again on Sunday. I take it back - we are being fed material every day on the day it happens. And no rest on the Lord's day either.

379 Name: Anon : 2016-06-26 21:38 ID:vWSNZn5Y

>>377 He looks actively grim in the DM photos, even more so than the JJ. Are we into phase 2 of the Swifty relationship timeline, aka the bit where the victim/hostage realises he has made a terrible mistake?

380 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-26 21:39 ID:A/1EwO8E

>>376 So that's her eye-daggers look, complete with a smirk. I'll look for it more often.

At least the DM blocked out the pics of the niece's face compared to JJ. She's a cute girl.

381 Name: Anon : 2016-06-26 21:52 ID:vWSNZn5Y

Covehithe is one of my husband's favourite places in the world. I showed him that pic of Swifty's face and he doesn't want to go antiquing with her in New Enhalnd anymore.

382 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-26 21:54 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>376 These are probably like the paps for the beach stroll yesterday - not hers, not called, but expected after the show they put on Friday (Thursday?).

Welcome to your life, Thomas. Called, uncalled - they are now a permanent fixture.

383 Name: Anon : 2016-06-26 22:01 ID:vWSNZn5Y

>>382 My husband is skulking round the holiday cottage, muttering disconsolately about the suffering of a fellow classicist who took a girl to a gothically beautiful ruined church and she didn't like it. All I can get out of him is "nice chap really" and "terrible mistake" and - God help us all - "intervention". I may be in the paparazzi pictures tomorrow, wringing my hands while my husband tries to lure him into the back of our car using a copy of Polybius.

384 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-26 22:05 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>383 Is he going to lure him into the back seat of the car by throwing Polybius in as incentive? Is that when the intervention starts? 1. Catullus or Horace must be preferable. 2. My mother used to do this with the family dog to get her to the vet (she ALWAYS knew we were going). Mother used bacon.

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385 Name: Savvy : 2016-06-26 22:16 ID:GUR0vYA6

Anon, I love you (and your husband). Thank you for making me laugh.

386 Name: Anon : 2016-06-26 22:36 ID:vWSNZn5Y

>>385 My pleasure!

>>384 I think the idea is to chuck the Polybius onto the back seat and when the dog, I mean Hiddleston, clambers in to investigate, tail wagging, we slam the door and burn rubber all the way back to London. We may stop at the vet en route for a sedative. Then we liberate him back into our house and reintroduce him gradually to books and classical music. He can talk to my husband about classical things and geeky things (quoth my husband, and this is not a joke, "I just know he would have enjoyed our trip to the lighthouse today. She wouldn't, I can tell"). I can be simultaneously mothering and sexual, which they will both think is normal because, you know, classics. He will not be allowed to read the Daily Mail sidebar of shame.

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387 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-26 22:39 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>386 "I can be simultaneously mothering and sexual, which they will both think is normal because, you know, classics." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! applause

388 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-26 22:49 ID:vqQuPn8c

In some of the pics on IG, you can see what looks to be a police cordon, or at least officers present. WTF?

389 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-26 23:12 ID:vqQuPn8c

Do we think they're making 'the beast with two backs' while staying with mummy? That could explain TH's sour I'm Not Getting Any face. My husband - I LOVE it - and I did our honeymoon right! And it was ridiculous because I could have been hit by a truck and would have popped back up smiling. We hadn't even had a proper bonkfest in the beginning of the relationship because of work and conflicting schedules.

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390 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-26 23:23 ID:vqQuPn8c

They brought along the videographer for this one! Shit.

391 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-26 23:51 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>390 Wow. Yep, this is getting pretty ridiculous now lol

392 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-27 00:47 ID:vqQuPn8c

I know a lot of us use Torrilla, but I've found this site a good alternative. They're about as quick and perhaps more accessible than weibo.

393 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-27 05:51 ID:A/1EwO8E

>>389 Unless Mum is progressive and doesn't mind them staying in the same room (i wouldn't put any money on that) I bet he's dying to get back to London and the privacy his place. Or her hotel room. Unless they're not doing it yet.

394 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-27 06:19 ID:Heaven

His niece...Poor Sarah, but I see she is having a laugh (did she divorce? She's back in England, no husband?) He has no right to look pissed at the paps presence, he brought the madness into his family life.

>>386 Go Anon, you and your husband have our blessing, clearly his family is in no condition.

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395 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-27 06:21 ID:Heaven

>>374 At CB I saw a pic of TS alone on a boat leaving the Virgin Islands after th row

396 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-27 06:29 ID:Heaven

>>374 That's why we all said from the beginning the point here is not TS, she does what she always do, everyone knows, the reason why we find a recurrent pattern it's because it's always the same story. And since nothing happens spontaneously in her life, everything with TH from the beginning was carefully planned (it's also why I don't think TS is ever going to marry him)

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397 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-27 06:30 ID:Heaven

They were holding hand at some point after all, the photo is indicative of the family's opinion

398 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-27 06:32 ID:Heaven

>>377 (aren't those his eyeglasses) But yes, gloomy faces

399 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-27 06:35 ID:Heaven

Goodness, why is he looking down? Is it dawning on him the mess he's in?

400 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-27 06:50 ID:Heaven

“The jet has 12 seats, which means she has plenty of room for her entourage when she tours—or, simply to scoop up her boy toy du jour. Page Six reported that Swift flew Kennedy on the jet from the Hyannis Port Kennedy family compound to her hometown of Nashville, simply because she “missed him” after not seeing him for merely a week. God forbid he have to take a commercial flight! We feel his pain.”

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401 Name: Anon : 2016-06-27 07:09 ID:vWSNZn5Y

A fawning publicist-written "article" from Gossip Cop, via Theoanons:

However it includes this: "As for the public pictures [in RI], that was the most efficient way of letting the public know Swift and Hiddleston are now dating. It was also easier for getting the message out than having to hide their new relatipnship, and be chased by papaprazzi until their romance was discovered."

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402 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-27 07:13 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>401 Whenever I read anything on Gossip Cop, I end up rolling my eyes the entire time. They seem to me to always be either making their stories up as they go along, or relaying some bullshit handed to them by someone's team.

403 Name: Anon : 2016-06-27 07:17 ID:vWSNZn5Y

>>402 I totally agree. I think this is the line they are relaying via TS's team - they wouldn't otherwise make a claim that approached suggesting that the pics were staged. I think it's a case of TS's publicist being forced to admit this as everyone knows, and trying to spin it positively. We only did this to PREVENT press intrusion, guys.

404 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-27 07:34 ID:Heaven

>>402,403 like they did here

405 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-27 07:36 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>401 lol that's great they let the public know but now that we're all well aware, what is the point of the daily pap strolls? Can't they just date and get to know each other and their friends and families quietly?

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406 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-27 07:53 ID:Ug9bv9TV

Obviously the majority if not all these photos were staged- they were intentionally visible. Yes there's more paps around now but they have enough security to manage to stay out of the firing line. Wide open beach: 'Oh no, how could they intrude in this private moment.'
I can't believe there's idiot fans crying 'guys, give them privacy. That's all they want.'

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407 Name: Anon : 2016-06-27 08:30 ID:vWSNZn5Y

>>406 Agreed - but her face says that she might not! She seems to have no compunction about kicking her boyfriends to the kerb the minute they stop being satisfactory.

408 Name: Anon : 2016-06-27 08:37 ID:vWSNZn5Y

Comment on CB from someone who tried to track TS's private plane. You can't. It's made private by request of owner. The most that Swift"s fans can get is notification from plane spotters who see the tail number once it has landed - I bet there's a site where they go to post this stuff! But not in time for the paps to see unless they have been tipped off or are hanging around the airport on spec (unlikely).

409 Name: Anon : 2016-06-27 10:36 ID:Z3TNdqsB

Possible role in Much Ado, directed by Branagh:

410 Name: ?? : 2016-06-27 11:40 ID:INLrnF7w

>>409 That's actually super exciting! :)

411 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-27 11:44 ID:Heaven

>>409 Branagh said something similar before didn't he? Either way it won't happen before 2017, possibly well into 2017, with the possibility he's also in the Infinity War films and Kong's promotion.

2 weeks ago this would have been more exciting...

412 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-27 12:15 ID:Ug9bv9TV

Hahahha no wonder the sour faces:

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413 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-27 12:23 ID:Heaven

>>412 hahaha I was also wondering is TS is clearing the table and helping out cooking.

414 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-27 12:39 ID:Ug9bv9TV

>>413 I bet mum's testing them to see if their relationship has any depth beyond a sexual connection. Clever mum.
Can you imagine Tay trying to wash a dish.

415 Name: ?? : 2016-06-27 13:37 ID:INLrnF7w

Nothing new mentioned, but I did find it fairly humorous.

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416 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-27 13:54 ID:Heaven

>>415 it's like one of us wrote this article! Variety is not falling for their PR and is making fun. Ouch.

417 Name: ?? : 2016-06-27 14:08 ID:INLrnF7w

>>416 There is a bit of a sizzle isn't there? >.< Perhaps the chilly weather over there will cool the burn.

Variety is definitely NOT having it though.

418 Name: Anon : 2016-06-27 14:19 ID:IL6vAiQW

>>414 I want to see Tay being made to cook lunch on the inevitable Aga. Even British women have failed this test.

419 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-27 14:21 ID:Heaven

>>418 I googled it, is it really that difficult to use?

420 Name: Anon : 2016-06-27 14:27 ID:IL6vAiQW

>>419 They're a nightmare. They are on 24/7 and throw out a lot of heat which is why they are popular with people who live in big draughty farmhouses. They have 2 or more ovens but they are each at fixed temperatures, so they are very unresponsive. One low, one high etc. And the hot plates are the same - one low, one high. And if you use them too much the ovens start to cool down! They were designed in the 1930s and it shows.

421 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-27 14:33 ID:Heaven

>>420 Goodness, they ARE a nightmare! Why people still buy them?

422 Name: Anon : 2016-06-27 14:37 ID:IL6vAiQW

>>421 They are the posh thing to have - and like I said, if you live in a big draughty old house in the countryside they keep the whole house warm. They also have a lifespan of 40 years so it's not uncommon to buy a Josue that has one in.

423 Name: Anon : 2016-06-27 14:58 ID:IL6vAiQW

A house, even!

424 Name: Anon : 2016-06-27 16:55 ID:IL6vAiQW

Aaaaaand today: they are in Italy:

425 Name: Anon : 2016-06-27 16:57 ID:IL6vAiQW

Her jugs look enormous in this one. I wonder if she is up the duff.

426 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-27 17:10 ID:Heaven

>>425 with all the drinking I'm still iffy, so I'd go with a padded bra or more flesh on her bones (I doubt she would have had the time for another plastic surgery).

427 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-27 17:12 ID:Heaven

>>425 I notice that she looks happy the fan took a photo he looks horrified, because he turned around at the last moment. Does TS have a radar for cameras?

428 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-27 17:13 ID:ixRvQFyw

someone joked on IMDB that this is the Hiddleswift tour but now it's really is beginning to feel like one. Next stop Paris! And a proposal there.

429 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-27 17:13 ID:Heaven

btw, the fact that they could leave the UK and land in Rome without any fuss once again confirms that the photos at the airport in England were tipped.

430 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-27 17:15 ID:ixRvQFyw

At least these aren't full blown pap pics this time. Or maybe those will be released later lol

431 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-27 17:16 ID:Heaven

They certainly are not there in incognito, I see staff from the Colosseum following them around.

432 Name: Anon : 2016-06-27 17:24 ID:IL6vAiQW

Well, Taylor sure looks relieved to be away from Mama Hiddleston.

We are continuing the whistle stop tour of what is in their respective brains: her, "classy" swan pastries and Selena Gomez. Him: traditional England and classical culchah. I guess this is the bit where he tries to convince himself that her tiny peanut brain can embrace everything he most holds dear.

433 Name: Anon : 2016-06-27 17:27 ID:IL6vAiQW

>>427 I said it before - she matches Amal Clooney in her ability to spot a camera from a mile away and mug for it. I saw a hilarious clip of Amal in court (!!!!) in Egypt doing exactly this. She was defending some poor journalist who had been imprisoned by the regime and all she could do was give the camera the full Princess Di.

434 Name: Anon : 2016-06-27 17:37 ID:IL6vAiQW

PS do you think the bodyguards stand round the bed while they screw?

435 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-27 17:42 ID:Heaven

>>432 "her tiny peanut brain" LOL maybe he's one of those men that enjoys those kind of brains so he's always the intelligent person in the room.

>>433 Truly it's a talent, I wonder how one cultivates it, do you train yourself by having people peekabooing you with cameras?

436 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-27 17:43 ID:Heaven

>>434 I totally do, probably they got a rest when they were at Mrs Hiddleston's because ToTay were in separate room.

437 Name: Anon : 2016-06-27 17:51 ID:IL6vAiQW

>>435 Taylor probably has learned after being followed by paps for ?12 years.

Amal I suspect needed no encouragement. Before she met Clooney she was a completely unknown very junior barrister with distinctly average academics, and a few juicy cases on her CV in which she had been 5th junior (chair). When she got with him she hired a publicist (not a frequent accessory in legal London) and rewrote herself as an "internationally renowned human rights lawyer". (OT rant, but I am speaking absolutely first hand here).

438 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-27 17:54 ID:Heaven

>>437 Well, it might be OT but I for one I'm glad to hear it, I read a couple of posts about her at CB when they got married and I was mystified by why people would think she was internationally acclaimed when nobody had ever heard of her.

439 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-27 17:59 ID:Heaven

I know I said I don't think she'll ever marry him (he's not rich or A-list or youthful enough), but if the next stop is Venice, we might have to start to look for a new ring on her hand.

Lainey has a funny post, shading TH as is right and proper (sorry for the snark, but I think I'm reaching the point where I want to slap him as soon as I see his face)

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440 Name: Anon : 2016-06-27 18:18 ID:IL6vAiQW

>>438 The starting point is how many human rights lawyers can you name? Lawyers basically aren't world famous unless they happen to defend OJ or marry a movie star. Nor are they usually even internationally renowned within the profession. Their reputation will be within their own jurisdiction where they work (even human rights lawyers who appear in international courts will do the majority of their work in their own jurisdiction). So the internationally renowned stuff is bullshit right out of the gate.

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441 Name: Anon : 2016-06-27 18:21 ID:IL6vAiQW

>>439 Not 100% convinced Lainey has looked at all the pics. He didn't look into it in the pics yesterday.

442 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-27 18:28 ID:Heaven

>>440 The magic of Hollywood PR, they can sell anything. I know you are lawyer so it must have been disheartening to watch.

>>441 That's true, usually I would have said he wasn't happy to see the paps or with the situation, but given how things are going, who knows anymore.

443 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-27 18:30 ID:Heaven

found this at CB

"@fiddlefaddle, I don’t know how they do it, but I’ve stumbled on a Swift blog that gets flight path data for Taylor’s jet from an anonymous submitter – they’ve been right every time so far and pegged the jet headed for Italy hours before the photos appeared. Someone is able to access the info."

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444 Name: sosorry : 2016-06-27 18:50 ID:D9gQVHva

So. No stop at his house in London (that we saw), no stop at Wimbledon, no trip to the Serpentine Summer Party, no Romeo and Juliet play with Kenneth Branagh in London, no dinners out in Mayfair? What does it all mean? Deliciously confused! Is this just a romantic whirlwind travel tour for fun? Or just a random choice? Is London to remain untarnished of this romance? And why would he endanger his family's personal privacy, but not his own personal space in the city? Blah?

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445 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-27 19:07 ID:ixRvQFyw

I feel like they're putting on a show. The more stuff comes out everyday, the less it looks like a genuine relationship to me. The way they pick very public spots, the way the paps are always there if it's a private or off the grid spot, the way the tabloids put out written pieces with the pics, it's all too manufactured and controlled. I don't know the point of it. Maybe to make Calvin jealous? Maybe to make herself look amazing? Maybe Tom thought it would up his image but he's just getting reamed everywhere.

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446 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-27 19:29 ID:Heaven

I just know that if I spent so much time in queue under the sun to enter the Colosseum just to be forced by her security to give them room, I'd be immensely pissed.

>>445 or maybe TS scolded him for his poor performance, I mean TH knew very well that bringing paps to his family would have meant full exposure in the UK.

447 Name: Anon : 2016-06-27 19:36 ID:IL6vAiQW

And here she is again, mugging for the camera:

448 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-27 19:37 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>446 That death glare of hers from the family outing pics was her warning to get it together lol Tom strikes me as after the fact guy. He does it and then realizes with revulsion that it wasn't what he thought it was. Like ISTL.

449 Name: Anon : 2016-06-27 19:38 ID:IL6vAiQW

Young love:

450 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-27 19:42 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>447 it's a talent. I'd get so irritated having cameras snapping at me wherever I go. I'd need some downtime.

>>449 Tom reading all the scathing articles dragging him lol

451 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-27 19:51 ID:ABnQWE58

>>440 I have it on very good authority that Cloony is gay (or at least very bi). He had young boys regularly visiting him in his holiday house before he was married. His relationships were all staged as a cover.

This public love tour is shameful. So many secluded and private places they could go and they choose the COLOSSEUM.

452 Name: Anon : 2016-06-27 20:00 ID:IL6vAiQW

>>451 hahaha. I have heard (not directly but via someone who is mates with someone at Doughty Street) that the marriage is a purely business arrangement. I am guessing that you heard it from the other side via industry contacts. That tends to make me think it is totally true.

453 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-27 20:07 ID:snefeQwB

>>445 I don't think they're having sex yet. I think she's holding out and that's why he's working so hard to please. As opposed to the theory that they're both in the SEX honeymoon phase. Or else we'd never see them.

454 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-27 20:09 ID:snefeQwB

>>452 now I heard the same from datalounge

455 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-27 20:10 ID:ABnQWE58

>>452 From 3 different industry contacts, one of whom used to be his chef. I'm waiting with bated breath for the TH goss now. He's never been important enough for anyone to gossip before. It's only a matter of time before tongues start to wag. I wouldn't be surprised if the story is similar after this ludicrous public charade.

456 Name: Anon : 2016-06-27 20:11 ID:IL6vAiQW

>>453 I read she is saving herself for marriage, which is why so many relationships only last 3 months. Would also explain why she is able to move on so rapidly. Hard to explain to a virgin how much sex has the potential to deepen intimacy and love.

457 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-27 20:15 ID:Heaven

>>449 he looks so full of enthusiasm...

>>451,452 the business arrangement part isn't even so covert, a tarot reader would be able to tell that. The rest I have no trouble believing that either.

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458 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-27 20:17 ID:Heaven

>>456 you mean they have just been holding hands? Not even dry-humping? How did Calvin Harris resist for over a year?!

459 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-27 20:20 ID:ABnQWE58

I don't buy her as a prude.
They are not sexed up enough to be a new couple so either this is all showmance (highly likely), they've been dating a lot longer than we are led to believe or they're both shit in bed

460 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-27 20:23 ID:Heaven

>>459 Bu he was on a different continent and she was on holiday with Calvin Harris in May. TH flew back to London right after the Wizard Convention. So I'd go with the other 2 or she is a prude, after all this is a girl who lives in her own fantasy world, when she started dating the Kennedy boy she also started dressing in as if she were in the '60s or something.

461 Name: Anon : 2016-06-27 20:26 ID:IL6vAiQW

>>455 I heard he went everywhere with his Brazilian hairdresser. Such a shame he won't come out. It's not like it has harmed Ian McKellen's career (and Clooney could dream of a hit like X Men).

TH - I go back and forth on whether he is gay. My current theory is he isn't, but also that he isn't the one night stand horn dog that the bycycle would have us believe, and that there are long period when he doesn't get much. There was a long dry spell after SF (ended early 2012 I think), with not a hint of anything before JA in mid 2013. Then a dry spell while filming CP and she wasn't on hand. A brief interlude for BB and another dry spell filming HR (lots of fans on set and not a hint that she visited him, or that he shagged around). Then EO from ??October 14, but we know they were apart a lot more than they were together. I don't think he has been getting laid a lot - unlike say Chris Evans, who just reeks of sex and I bet has honed everything he can get his hands on.

462 Name: Anon : 2016-06-27 20:29 ID:IL6vAiQW

>>461 Boned!! FFS autocorrect.

Coy, says the captcha!

463 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-27 20:37 ID:Heaven

>>461 I was always sure he was hetero, even in these days of doubts I still think so. I agree with you that he doesn't get much (that's useful for his current situation).

464 Name: Anon : 2016-06-27 20:41 ID:IL6vAiQW

>>460 I can't see how they could have got together earlier than SI wrapped in Vietnam, which was - when? Middle of March? TS was vacationing with CH from the middle of March and telling everyone he was the one now it had been a year. Surely she was still genuinely with him at that point - and since we now know that a TS fan tracks her jet there was no chance of a secret trio to Oz or Vietnam.

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465 Name: Anon : 2016-06-27 20:44 ID:IL6vAiQW

>>459 How common are the showmances do you think? As an industry insider? I guess most non industry people think ti is such a weird idea that they think, well it must be true.

PS I don't mean lavender marriages - they I feel are not totally uncommon inside or outside the industry, and that people are more ready to believe that a woman might settle for companionship with a gay guy and/or that a gay man might want kids.

466 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-27 20:44 ID:Heaven

>>464 Exactly. At the best they may have started talking to each other when TH followed her back on twitter in March. But if we are speaking about a meeting in person, I think that happened the first time at Wintour's dinner.

467 Name: Anon : 2016-06-27 20:48 ID:IL6vAiQW


PPS I think there is a real prospect that TH isn't great in bed - just a gut feeling I have that goes along with my dry spell theory and my uncool at college theory.

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468 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-27 20:52 ID:vqQuPn8c

He gets to let go of her hand to tuck in his shirt - but that's it!

These seem more professional in nature so maybe her people

469 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-27 20:57 ID:Heaven

>>468 I stand by my theory that she is wearing a slightly padded balconette bra.

>>467 yep to your PPPS

470 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-27 20:57 ID:ABnQWE58

>>456 I worked with a celeb in a lavender marriage last week. She loves her gay husband and he's a great father to her son. Seemed ideal. Most others I work with date normal people and they're really happy and find it grounding to have a partner who's not in the biz. The double celeb couples I have met are very private and keep to themselves. That's why I majorly side eye pap- whore double dating. It's Kardashian.

471 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-27 20:59 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>449 Oh Lord. I want this picture EVERYWHERE. I'm going to start a million blogs and this will be the only pic I ever post.

Where's the hand holding? Where's the gazing deep into her eyes? Where's the Latin love poetry?

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472 Name: Anon : 2016-06-27 21:03 ID:IL6vAiQW

>>470 So what do you think this is? Double lavender? Single lavender? Heterosexual showmances? Or relationship with showmances benefits? So many options!

473 Name: Savvy : 2016-06-27 21:06 ID:mJiQJwUS

Why does she always looks so submissive with her boyfriends? She always has that expression of "oh I'm so fragile. I need daddy to take me by the hand and take care of me." The daddy being the boyfriend, of course. It's probably to make them feel good, but it's pretty stupid.

474 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-27 21:09 ID:ABnQWE58

>>472 I've no idea. Obviously they're aggressively marketing whatever it is to cover/ smother something and for this level of whoring it must be something big.

475 Name: Anon : 2016-06-27 21:09 ID:IL6vAiQW

>>471 I am in love with this picture. The stans on tumblr are going "but everyone checks their phone sometimes" - delusional. Having actually been on a crazy holiday with the love of my life to Venice 3 weeks into our relationship I can say that we didn't look like that, ever. We did a lot of sightseeing, we went to some great restaurants, and we spent a lot of time naked. When we were out and about and clothed, I recall snogging in restaurants while the waiters waited patiently to put down our food.

476 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-27 21:17 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>469 I think she's had breast augmentation. It's fine, I'm not slighting her for that. It's her money and her body. But if you look at the tight red crop top she wore to the concert - I can't see bra lines, strap or band. And it's pretty low, but no cup tops are visible. Maybe only TS can buy magical bras that make her look like she's gone from an A cup to a C cup, but I don't think that's the case.

477 Name: Anon : 2016-06-27 21:20 ID:IL6vAiQW

>>476 I am guessing before the split with CH. they look more or less the same size here:

478 Name: ?? : 2016-06-27 21:23 ID:INLrnF7w

Well. Now I see why the articles kept mentioning that it would be a very brief visit to England. I would ask how they knew, but fuck it. This is 100% "real" so I'll guess they have a freshly waxed crystal ball.

479 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-27 21:28 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>475 I think the next album may have a song about a guy who loves his phone more than his girlfriend. And if you think of it, they've travelled so much so that TS has a variety of locations in which to set the songs: the beach, Nashville, mom's house, Italy, the next stop.

480 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-27 21:32 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>477 I think people were speculating after. Say at some time after the Met ball. Here she is at the end of May.

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481 Name: Savvy : 2016-06-27 21:36 ID:mJiQJwUS

And that was in middle March! She was so in love with Calvin, sharing photos of their love on social media and less than 2 months later she was already flirting with Tom.
I really can't understand this.

482 Name: Anon : 2016-06-27 21:41 ID:IL6vAiQW

>>480 they look pretty much the same here to me:

483 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-27 21:56 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>481 She knew Calvin's contract was almost up and she needed to line up her next "boyfriend"?

484 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-27 22:08 ID:vqQuPn8c

For the second pic.

I understand pictures can be misleading. But it's ones like these that move me away from 'real relationship,' or at least from the sort of real relationship that requires you to 'meet the folks.' They should have just stopped after Nashville. I believed this was REAL attraction, lust, rebound - whatever - up until the pap-filled trip to the UK. I'm starting to think that the presence of his family isn't because it's true love or even because of her wacky relationship timeline. I'm starting to think it's just another selling point for this relationship. It must be real - I took her home to meet my mother.

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485 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-27 22:11 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>482 That's from 2015, isn't it? Most were suggesting May of this year.

486 Name: Anon : 2016-06-27 22:13 ID:IL6vAiQW

>>485 she's with Calvin. They look fake because you can see he flying my saucer line round the inner edge. That's all I got.

487 Name: Anon : 2016-06-27 22:21 ID:IL6vAiQW

>>484 Yesterday's pap stroll certainly revealed something. TH is not quite such a good actor as he thinks because his face was saying a lot he didn't intend it to in a lot of pictures. I think enough pics that we can say it wasn't for a split second. Her face staring at him over the car door also said a lot.

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488 Name: Anon : 2016-06-27 22:30 ID:IL6vAiQW

One more random thought. Rome is in one sense the perfect second date. TH may be a shameless famewhore who has pimped out the entire distaff side of his family for a ride in a private jet, BUT he is also still a highly educated, cultured man with a genuine interest in art and literature. How will be enjoy a holiday in Rome with TS?

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489 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-27 22:34 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>487 Since they're pushing such an aggressive fairytale narrative, them having an affair after meeting at MET could be true. It was all hot and sexy delicious fun until they went public and the manufactured story orchestration began. The whole thing could be losing its sheen for him now that he has to live this daily with her instead of fun stolen moments in an affair.

490 Name: Anon : 2016-06-27 22:41 ID:IL6vAiQW

If Time magazine hates them, everyone hates them.

491 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-27 22:57 ID:vqQuPn8c

492 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-27 23:01 ID:ixRvQFyw

True love and grandkids!
Should we get ready for a proposal in Paris? Eiffel Tower in the back?

493 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-27 23:03 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>492 I think I just threw up a little.

494 Name: Anon : 2016-06-27 23:06 ID:IL6vAiQW

>>492 "He makes sure she feels safe wherever they go together." So like a bodyguard with benefits then.

>>491 Ia it me or does he look suddenly very over the handholding?

495 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-27 23:07 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>488 Do you know the opposite of distaff? Do you?

Husband refused Rome as a honeymoon destination. We'd taken a trip there in 2013 and I had treated him to the same delights your husband offered you. He said not again. So we went to Bora Bora...NO, not really.

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496 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-27 23:10 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>492 I like how they capitalize 'Her' in one of the sentences. That probably came right from the publicist.

It sounds like a romance summary typed by a monkey: He makes her feel safe, he is romantic and charming.

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497 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-27 23:11 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>496 I laughed reading the line about how attentive he is after seeing that fan picture of him staring at his phone in the restaurant.

498 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-27 23:11 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>492 Also, nice use of the ONE pic from beach stroll #2 where he is actually smiling.

499 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-27 23:12 ID:vqQuPn8c

'Last minute trip'...with her security requirements. Again, yeah, okay.

500 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-27 23:13 ID:ABnQWE58

I just tried to give them the Bennifer of the doubt and come up with an authentic storyline and failed.

How can you possibly explain 'TayTo so in love. So candid. So genuine.'

501 Name: Anon : 2016-06-27 23:17 ID:IL6vAiQW

>>495 It's supposed to be spear but saying "the spear side" sounds stupid.

Where did you go in the end?

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502 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-27 23:39 ID:vqQuPn8c Grain of salt, people.

503 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-27 23:43 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>501 It is spear. Mykonos with hops around the other islands. Your husband and TH would make a great Bl: This actor loves Greek art....

504 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-27 23:57 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>496 I do think right now everything E! says is coming directly straight from Taylor's publicist. They were the ones churning out articles in minutes after a TayTo pap stroll so that we'd all have a narrative accompanying the visuals.

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505 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-28 00:00 ID:A/1EwO8E

More gay rumors, Anon:

506 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-28 00:01 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>502 I've been hearing whispers of Elizabeth Olsen and Jeremy Renner about to go public soon with their relationship. It may or may not coincide with their movie premiering at upcoming film festivals. Telluride maybe but don't quote me on that. You can quote me on the relationship though lol

507 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-28 00:03 ID:A/1EwO8E

>>502 heh hello TH/TS/EO/CH. CH is now dating and actress I've never heard of.

Ding, says the capcha

508 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-28 00:07 ID:A/1EwO8E

>>505 oh wait - let me publish this again, and mention that if you missed it, read the little bon mot below the ad - that's the zinger:

509 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-28 00:25 ID:A/1EwO8E

I was telling a friend who just discovered TH when she watched the Night Manager, that i thought he was bi. Always, from day 1. Easy to say being the theatre and with the KB rumors but I believe it. And from there it's easy to see that he's not really going as long between relationships as the public sees. And if there really is a breakup with you know who, who's minding the store during this publicity storm?

510 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-28 00:43 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>507 CH? I was thinking that the 'super movie' part could be Henry Cavill, but I don't know his relationship status. Is there another youngish actor that was in the Superman movies that EO could be 'hooking up' with?

511 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-28 00:53 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>510 It's not Jeremy Renner??? I thought those two were going to come out. If it's Henry Cavill she's seeing, that'd be pretty amazing. They'd look stunning on the red carpet together. Him being with the 19 yr old was all sorts of creepy and uncomfortable.

512 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-28 01:11 ID:ABnQWE58

'It’s been a little less than two weeks since the start date of Taylor and Tom’s contract Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston’s authentic love grew on a rock in Rhode Island and since then, they have moved faster than two U-Haul lesbians on speed...

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513 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-28 01:41 ID:A/1EwO8E

>>511 i forgot she was filming the movie with Renner earlier this year. Did Cavill break up with the 19 year old already? Good. That was creepy

514 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-28 03:43 ID:dYPpRuCh

Just came across this article from last week and had a good laugh about it:

(Not sure if it's been posted already, there have been so many...)

515 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-28 06:06 ID:Heaven

516 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-28 06:15 ID:Heaven

bodyguards saying "make space", and this is the guy who ranted about equality

517 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-28 06:20 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>516 Eye roll. If they wanted space they should have just taken the private tour, it's not like they can't afford it... but if they took the private tour then we wouldn't have any "adorable" fan anecdotes and instagram photos being passed around on the internet.

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518 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-28 06:36 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>516 That sounds so romantic. Like a 5th grade field trip. snort

When they don't call paps to follow them in a private area, they go to a crowded hotspot. Gotta leave that picture trail to show how deep and beautiful their love is.

519 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-28 06:43 ID:Heaven

Thi sis the Wndy Williams video

Look at the faces of the audience, this is not bringing him any love in the US

520 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-28 06:46 ID:Heaven

>>518 I'm glad that they couldn't call the paps (it'd be impossible in the Colosseum unless like anonsy says it's a private tour, I'm sure there'll be a papstroll tomorrow) because this way we got photos of TH's where he's not in paps-mode.

521 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-28 06:56 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>520 His pap mode seems to be slipping too from the looks of those last beach pics. He looked like he couldn't even be bothered to muster up joy or some contentment on his face.

It seems so arrogant that while his country struggles with Brexit, he's parading his lavish lifestyle with Taylor even more. Don't think that's adding to his appeal for the Hiddlestoners exiting in big numbers.

522 Name: Anon : 2016-06-28 07:29 ID:IL6vAiQW

>>521 Comment on DM article (which featured the phone pics): "looks like Tom Hiddleston will be the third British exit in a week" (we bombed out of the European Cup last night).

523 Name: Anon : 2016-06-28 07:49 ID:IL6vAiQW

Looking a lot less miserable:

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524 Name: Anon : 2016-06-28 07:52 ID:IL6vAiQW

>>523 Am I being too tinfoil hatty if I note that these pics look to be of much better quality than the other candids taken yesterday?

525 Name: ?? : 2016-06-28 07:57 ID:INLrnF7w

>>524 My first thought was AH! There are the pap photos...

526 Name: Anon : 2016-06-28 08:01 ID:IL6vAiQW

>>525 Yes. I don't think anyone got that close - so they are paps with good zoom lenses.

527 Name: ?? : 2016-06-28 08:03 ID:INLrnF7w

Also these

528 Name: Anon : 2016-06-28 08:07 ID:IL6vAiQW

>>527 Last night's dinner?

If you want to be really tinfoil hatty she has what looks like a glass of juice. And San Pellegrino in the wine cooler.

529 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-28 08:08 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>523 Hahahah! Full blown pap shots! I knew those were on the way. They really have the timing down to a science for their pap releases. They couldn't leave the narrative up to the civilians and their social media snaps.

Lord, they really are reenacting their own Nicholas Sparks movie.

530 Name: ?? : 2016-06-28 08:09 ID:INLrnF7w

>>528 Not sure but I'd guess so, and interesting.
Though honestly my tin foil hat is still stuck wondering how the ragmags knew the first day they were in the UK that it would only be for 24/48 hours or so.
I might have to craft a second hat to perch on the first >.<

531 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-28 08:10 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>528 Juice? Or mimosas at brunch?

532 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-28 08:12 ID:ixRvQFyw

Those Colosseum pap shots literally look like an engagement photoshoot. I'm really beginning to believe that Taylor goes through all her pap shots and OKs which ones she wants going live.

533 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-28 08:16 ID:kHhK/0LX

>>523 It's incredible that they managed to make a 'passionate spontaneous kiss' look like an forced airlock between a frail old man and a needy ironing board.

534 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-28 08:22 ID:kHhK/0LX

'Calvin Harris thinks it's "f****** laughable" that Taylor Swift has already met Tom Hiddleston's mother ... considering she NEVER met Calvin's parents during their 15-month relationship.'

535 Name: N8Anon : 2016-06-28 08:24 ID:IkF6ezI7

Hello lovely sane people. Back from Greece and I just have to say, I AM SO OVER THIS ENTIRE SHIT SHOW! Seriously, WTAF is going on??! Yes the relationship may be real and in some photos they look genuinely happy and in love, but please, for the love of God, give it a rest with the publicity. With their money and connections they could be having a lovely romantic time away from the public eye. He's being made a laughing stock. So not good. What a knob.

536 Name: ?? : 2016-06-28 08:24 ID:INLrnF7w

>>534 Fucking ouch. :/

537 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-28 08:29 ID:ixRvQFyw

I've noticed on Swifty blogs that whenever these pap shots come out of TayTo, they are always quoting one of her songs and the lyrics seem to fit pretty well. Almost like a music video. Which makes me wonder if TayTo have built their world tour around her albums? This whole thing is TAYlored to appeal to her fanbase.
That would be insane. Then again so is this performance. Sorry with each new pap stroll, I still get appalled that they're being this transparent and expecting us to believe it's all organic.

538 Name: Anon : 2016-06-28 08:29 ID:IL6vAiQW

>>533 that's because he is (compared to her) an old man and she is a needy ironing board.

539 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-28 08:31 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>534 Damn...harsh. Her own jet and "it's too far away"? And now this world tour. That's definitely gotta hurt.

540 Name: Anon : 2016-06-28 08:31 ID:IL6vAiQW

>>535 Welcome back!!

Yes, she totally could have done the holiday she did with CH when, IIRC, the only shots released were her own from Instagram.

541 Name: N8Anon : 2016-06-28 08:35 ID:IkF6ezI7

>>540 Yep, exactly. It's so over engineered, I just can't work out what it is all about. I managed to take pictures at Ancient Corinth without getting papped once!

BTW my captcha just now was VOW - maybe a wedding is on the way after all!

542 Name: Sosorry : 2016-06-28 09:06 ID:D9gQVHva

These pictures are so confusing! I used to think it might be interesting to kiss TH, but these pecks with sunglasses on make it like a lot work! And a hand kiss is quite romantic,p in general, I think they can be passionate and gallant if done correctly, however, I would be into these brunch pics if they were sitting leg to leg, or hip to hip, with warmer body language. Where is the warmth and the heat? The pap pics are definitely to try to drive the narrative. What is the purpose of this? Does anyone know? And keeping the water in the wine cooler is the best way to keep it cool in the summer. That makes sense. And it was reported that TS had about five cocktails while out at Adeles in Nashville, so I'm hopping that she wouldn't do that if she was expecting.

543 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-28 09:37 ID:Heaven

>>527 She is dressed differently so I'd say they are from today's breakfast.

>>530 I think because this holiday has been planned. Or do we believe that they are deciding where to go the night before going?

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544 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-28 09:39 ID:Heaven

If they plan to visit other Italian cities, I hope TS is prepared to walk, because most city centres are pedestrian areas or somewhat close to traffic. She won't be able to go around in SUV.

545 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-28 09:40 ID:Heaven

Anon those were definitely papshots, torilla has the HQ

546 Name: ?? : 2016-06-28 09:42 ID:INLrnF7w

>>543 Planned, exactly. For being a "private" affair it very much sounds like their itinerary is known, which is strange at least to me. Or tinfoiling means that paps know where they're going to be well in advance, so the sources are sharing more than just "taylor says she loves him" sort of things.

547 Name: N8Anon : 2016-06-28 09:44 ID:IkF6ezI7

>>543 Couch, I'm genuinely bewildered by the whole thing. Also quite cross with myself that I even care. (Not in a jealous type way but in a why would you ruin your good reputation like this kind of way.)

548 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-28 09:45 ID:Heaven

>>546 it's strange for an actual relationship, more it's alien for a real relationship. For a press tour or role campaign or similar, not really.

549 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-28 09:48 ID:Heaven

>>547 I feel you, I don't see TH's profile rising because of this, the good that came from his press tour in the US it's garbage now, the reputation he built in the UK it's garbage now. Yes, his career will go on but no in a better way that it was before. Plus, he won't be able to go back to the way it was with the press. Maybe if they had disappeared after RI, but this is really a circus.

550 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-28 09:53 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>543 It's definitely a holiday but why do they feel the need to overexpose themselves on it? The idea of putting their whole vacation up for everyone's viewing pleasure is tacky and thirsty. The only way this could get any worse is if they shared it live in real time via Periscope. Or created their own snapchat sorry with their own filter - ~~* TayTo Tour || Summer 2016 ~~*

551 Name: N8Anon : 2016-06-28 09:58 ID:IkF6ezI7

>>549 Yes, my exact feelings too. Nothing would surprise me now for what happens next. He's totally love blind I think.

552 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-28 10:05 ID:Heaven

I think these papshots are the ones described in the tumblr blog here >>516

>>551 I don't even buy love blind, like Anon said they should be all over each other.

553 Name: Anon : 2016-06-28 10:18 ID:O1O8UEm4

Oh look HQ pap shots. They still managed to leave Stanstead and arrive in Rome without a single papshot though. Odd that, if the stans' narrative is correct and the paps are following them everywhere because every single photo is worth $$$.

554 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-28 10:21 ID:kHhK/0LX

The uncropped version tells a different story.
You can't tell me that any couple, famous or not, would choose the only open space in the area rather than dry humping up against that high wall shielded from the public.

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555 Name: Anon : 2016-06-28 10:21 ID:O1O8UEm4

So where next, guys? My guess is that TayTay will have had enough culchah fairly soon and that they will return to the UK for Wimbledon and so he can show her his hood.

556 Name: Anon : 2016-06-28 10:23 ID:O1O8UEm4

>>554 It also tells me the close up shots of that moment are pap shots. Good quality from that distance.

557 Name: N8Anon : 2016-06-28 10:26 ID:IkF6ezI7

>>554 I thought that too. So convenient that they are standing by the only gap in a massive wall, so that the paps can get a clear shot.

558 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-28 10:37 ID:Heaven

>>555 Florence/Venice/Milan, or a combination of these? Then London and then back to RI for the 4th of July celebration (I don't believe for a moment that TH will be in OZ on the 4th)

559 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-28 10:38 ID:Heaven

>>554 it's like the scene of a cheap romcom.

560 Name: N8Anon : 2016-06-28 10:42 ID:IkF6ezI7

>>558 I expect so. Maybe chuck in a quick trip over to somewhere chi chi like Capri to get engaged.

561 Name: Anon : 2016-06-28 10:55 ID:6SVQ0Pil

>>560 I've been to Capri in August and my god it was crowded. Opportunities for more "intimate" moments.

I don't at all think he will be in Australia on 4 July. And I bet he should have been but has tried to get his people to move his start date. Idiot.

562 Name: M : 2016-06-28 11:02 ID:DahZBTq9

Weird. Very few people at the Colosseum in full touristic season.

563 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-28 11:05 ID:Heaven

>>562 it depends on the moment - I visited last year in a quiet moment, when I left the queue to enter was long - it's also a big place. And I suspect someone, Totay, asked for personal space, there was an Italian security person walking with them in one of the photos.

564 Name: N8Anon : 2016-06-28 11:18 ID:IkF6ezI7

>>562 Is it just me, or are the people in the far right, kind of hiding in between pillars, holding big cameras?

565 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-28 11:22 ID:Heaven

>>564 you're right

566 Name: N8Anon : 2016-06-28 11:26 ID:IkF6ezI7

>>565 Or have I just totally lost the plot?! This thing is like a car crash, I don't want to keep looking but I can't stop myself.

567 Name: N8Anon : 2016-06-28 11:27 ID:IkF6ezI7

>>561 Uh huh, I wouldn't be surprised. Unless his role is significantly smaller in this film and he isn't required for start of PP.

568 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-28 13:10 ID:A/1EwO8E

>>519 Wendy's always got it out for TS's man-hopping, though. Nothing but criticism over the years. That she's never heard of Tom means she won't make a dent in his US reception.

569 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-28 13:11 ID:A/1EwO8E

The rooftop shots of TH/TS are looking really romantic today. Finally, some natural behavior?

570 Name: Anon : 2016-06-28 13:42 ID:6SVQ0Pil

>>569 the ones at the colosseum? Or the ones at the restaurant where he has finally put his phone down and is kissing her hand?

571 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-28 13:53 ID:A/1EwO8E

>>554 Anonon to see that IG pic I just followed that account...

572 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-28 13:54 ID:A/1EwO8E

>>570 Anon the ones in >>523

573 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-28 13:57 ID:A/1EwO8E

>>572 Except, where's the deep tongue kiss? And I wonder if they're in the same or separate rooms ?

All very 'tomly' says my capcha.

574 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-28 14:09 ID:ixRvQFyw

New pics. Taking a tour I'm guessing

575 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-28 14:18 ID:ixRvQFyw

The Roman Holiday continues. They made sure DM used the right pictures this time lol

576 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-28 14:28 ID:Heaven

>>575 I wonder why he insists on keeping his eyeglass on his shirt or in his hand instead of giving them to her. What does she have a purse for?

577 Name: Anon : 2016-06-28 14:31 ID:6SVQ0Pil

>>575 I feel emasculated looking at these photos and I don't even have any man parts. She must be paying for all this, right? The fancy helicopter ride and the whole shebang. while he stands there in a pair of Vans that should quite frankly have hit the bin a long time ago.

578 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-28 14:34 ID:Heaven

>>577 hahaha indeed, but look at him, behaving like he's in control - Poor Olly took the few garments left at home a brought them to him, but he couldn't do miracles.

579 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-28 14:47 ID:kHhK/0LX

>>575 The chavette and her bitch face uncle trying to blue steel.

The bodyguard is hot.

580 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-28 14:51 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>577 It's embarrassing. I don't see how anyone can be envious of them or find them desireable as a couple. The only thing I'm envious of is their ability to vacation wherever they want at the drop of a hat in that jet of hers.

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581 Name: Sosorry : 2016-06-28 14:59 ID:D9gQVHva

No ring on Taylor's right hand anymore in these new pics in the DM.

582 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-28 15:36 ID:ixRvQFyw

His worth shot up from $8 million to $20 million since this romance started. So even if his reputation is getting trashed, his value is going up. If his aim is to up his visibility in between now and Kong to prove he has leading man/ BO value then this stunt might just work. Serious actor? Not anymore I guess.

583 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-28 18:00 ID:uee2vtYi

>>581 She's got that mouth-glued-shut-behind-sunglasses face. Dickmatized? Or growing bored?

Oh capcha, 'be' is not helpful.

584 Name: Anon : 2016-06-28 18:37 ID:HP6q6wCo

>>582 Where is that figure from? Is it "worth" in the sense of marketability? That doesn't translate into cash in the pocket - or not yet, and I will be interested to see what the next project after Thor 3 is.

585 Name: Anon : 2016-06-28 18:46 ID:NZvOjPbL

More petrol station pics and in the top photo I think you can actually see the outline of the lid of the cigarette packet.

And yet we still have not seen him light up once, notwithstanding they are followed by paps everywhere. He really can control the image that gets out there.

586 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-28 19:19 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>584 I'm not sure. I always thought it was in terms of projected/ estimated annual income. It used to say $8 mil on here and just overnight it changed to $20 mil so maybe it's a combined estimation of this year's earnings (as both actor, producer, plus endorsements, lotta product placement going on in this TayTo Summer of Love 2016 tour)

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587 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-28 19:22 ID:ixRvQFyw

I don't think I've seen a couple, a supposed power couple at that, get mocked this much in the media. Even the tabloids they are giving exclusives to find a way to slip some snark or jab in there. This one is hilarious

588 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-28 20:08 ID:Heaven

>>586 "Tom's mom is just gushing about Taylor," a Hiddleston family source tells PEOPLE exclusively. "She thinks Taylor is the loveliest. She was so happy to meet her."

-A family source? Now the Hiddlestons have a source?

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589 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-28 20:09 ID:Heaven

>>586 it's an estimation for the future, otherwise you would have found his name in Forbes list for last year.

>>587 that was funny!

590 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-28 20:12 ID:dYPpRuCh

591 Name: Anon : 2016-06-28 20:17 ID:IL6vAiQW

>>590 He does look very sweet in the pics where he's kissing her hand, though.

592 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-28 20:43 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>585 I can't keep up! There's like 70+ new messages overtime I check back in! I have baby brain - take pity on me.

Are we done with Rome? Are people still laughing at them? Does TH have ANY more fans left?

593 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-28 21:03 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>590 'The couple have proved that they are serious about their relationship.' That's the intention but ain't no one buying what they're selling.

TMZ seems to have CH on speed dial/ be his mouthpiece. They also gave us the infamous 'America's Sweetheart - my ass!'

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594 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-28 21:16 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>587 That article has now been scrubbed from the internet.

Forget tinfoil hats, my entire body is wrapped in the stuff at this point.

595 Name: Anon : 2016-06-28 21:20 ID:IL6vAiQW

>>594 "forget tinfoil hats, my entire body is now wrapped in the stuff" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

596 Name: Anon : 2016-06-28 21:26 ID:IL6vAiQW

>>593 The almost total lack of alone time will prolong the relationship though. He will be sorting through the contents of her brain for months before he finds that all it contains is Instagram, cats and Gigi Hadid. She, meanwhile, will spend months listening to his guitar playing and it will take her ages to realise that he only has 3 Hank Williams songs in his repertoire because he won't ever get to the end of a song before the bodyguards come in.

597 Name: Anon : 2016-06-28 21:36 ID:IL6vAiQW

Thinking of guitar playing - I mock TS for having the mental acuity, emotional maturity and leisure interests of a not very mature 15 year-old - but she is a talented guitarist and lyricist. If she ever grows up emotionally she could be the next Allison Krauss (who, by the way, has won more Grammys than any other singer or female artist - suck on that, TayTay).

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598 Name: Anon : 2016-06-28 21:48 ID:IL6vAiQW

>>593 PS [whispers] I don't think Lex is very far away.

599 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-28 22:35 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>589 made funnier by the thought (or sad reality) that Taylor probably is that controlling about her pap pics. I genuinely think she goes through them and selects the most perfect picturesque ones to be sent out. Only the most staged and perfectly orchestrated.

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600 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-28 23:08 ID:vqQuPn8c Still in Rome apparently. And with no bodyguards or paps in sight in sight! Could it be?

601 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-28 23:09 ID:ixRvQFyw

The associate editor of Paper mag. They may have taken down the article but his tweets on them are comedy gold! I hope he tweets more!


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602 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-28 23:11 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>600 I don't think that's them. The woman has too much hair, and the man is too short and his calves are too muscular.

Also, here's some Michael K:

603 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-28 23:13 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>600 GASP! Actual one on one time? I thought she needed her bodyguards no matter what. They are reading our boards and all the comments across entertainment forums and boards. We should test them. Put up something that is ludicrous to the mind of an adult but absolutely appealing to a 15 yr old and see what pics come out next lol

604 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-28 23:15 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>602 I thought the same, but those Swifter accounts are so stanishly obsessed that I just figured they'd verified using their TS tracking satellite. You know they have one!

605 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-28 23:18 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>604 Hahaha, seriously. I just looked at it again and compared it with other pictures, and I'm positive it's not them. Even when she's wearing heels she's not that close to Tom's height. And that guy definitely isn't Tom.

606 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-28 23:27 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>605 The height thing is the only thing that doesn't click. She never goes above him in even her highest heels. Also I really don't believe she'd go anywhere with Tom without her bodyguards. I'm convinced she talks to them more than him and needs them around to fill in awkward gaps of silence whenever Tom goes off on a pretentious acting tangent.

607 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-28 23:32 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>606 Yes, and the woman looks to be wearing medium-height wedges at most. There was one photo from when they were visiting Tom's mother where I saw Taylor and thought, "oh, for once she's seeming natural and animated" and then I looked at who she was talking to and it was one of her bodyguards.

608 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-28 23:41 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>607 I know exactly which picture you're talking about. Based on her facial expression, I thought she was talking to the niece but nope, the little girl was in the back and it was the bodyguard. That one bodyguard of hers is really hot. I wonder if Tom gets insecure because of him...

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609 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-29 00:11 ID:ixRvQFyw

They are being mocked so much. Apart from his and her stans, no one is in awe of this pairing. An agony aunt letter the Daily Mail cooked up for Tom

610 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-29 00:24 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>608 He must be sweating already. I wonder if Luke will put an embargo on all TayTo questions. Because if you've famewhored this much, why stop? Ask away, let's hear it from the horse's mouth how wonderful lighting speed true love is!

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611 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-29 00:25 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>608 'He will return to the convention under another guise:' TS's boyfriend.

612 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-29 00:26 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>610 I'm still holding out hope that this will all be over by the time we get to Comic Con at the end of July. Please, God.

613 Name: ?? : 2016-06-29 00:30 ID:INLrnF7w

Or maybe that's just where he'll propose....

614 Name: ?? : 2016-06-29 00:30 ID:INLrnF7w

Or maybe that's just where he'll propose....

615 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-29 00:32 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>609 Jan Moir was the columnist who asked him to put his trousers back on. She seems to have a thing for TH...or at least she used to - common story really.

616 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-29 00:35 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>609 I'm okay with the public flogging. I want more. Much more. How else is he meant to learn? Did you play with fire? Did you get a 2nd degree burn? Lesson!

I'm going to make a great mother (sarcasm...shit...I need to start reading some books or something.).

617 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-29 01:01 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>615 We should invite Jan to our board. Join us, Jan!

>>616 At the very least, Tom needs to learn that he should hire better PR if he's going to pull stunts like this. But hopefully he'll learn to STOP. Stop, Tom, just stop, and don't ever do this again.

618 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-29 01:24 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>610 There will be an embargo. Like how it was with Ben Affleck when he went to comic con during his very public cheating and divorce scandal. Maybe someone might try to sneak one in but I imagine it'll be shut down. I hope he shits bricks and sweats bullets through the whole thing though. I wanna see ripe pit stains because he's freaking out someone will ask him about her. I want her to be there too because omg Taylor at Comic Con. Can you imagine? Her fans all say she's a total geek need and a dork so she should fit right in.

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619 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-29 02:10 ID:A/1EwO8E

>>614 Bite your tongue!

620 Name: ?? : 2016-06-29 02:47 ID:INLrnF7w

>>619 Deepest apologies, sometimes my jaded knows no bounds. And the lovely couple does seem to enjoy the spectacle of it all.

621 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-29 03:09 ID:kgW+V0dO

Realising they had to come up with something unique in this pairing, welcome to 'soulmates'. When being in love and meeting the parents within 3 weeks just isn't enough...

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622 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-29 03:24 ID:WETVbxeq

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623 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-29 03:28 ID:A/1EwO8E

>>620 LOL. I hope they have fun wherever they've run off to, and give us a day of rest.

Hey, before they left, they went to Vatican City. Conda is making an appearance, and the Lady looks entranced. Or bored. I can't tell.

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624 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-29 03:29 ID:A/1EwO8E

Anon. jinx!

625 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-29 03:36 ID:WETVbxeq

>>621 Hollywood Life is such clickbait nonsense, but not as laughable as this line: They both feel like they have known each other for a hundred years.

  1. And sometimes it shows on their faces
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626 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-29 03:38 ID:kgW+V0dO

Spoke to soon. They are never leaving the public eye. It's like a Dorian Gray scenario where the mirror is the media

627 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-29 03:40 ID:ixRvQFyw

Soulmates. Alright. I've reached my limit with this fanfiction. Anything from now on is overkill. I know I know, it's all overkill but soulmates in 3 weeks is laaaammmeeee! I wonder what kind of influence this romance is having on Taylor's younger audience? Those poor young girls are getting such a warped view of what love and relationships are all about.

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628 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-29 03:40 ID:dYPpRuCh

Tomorrow will be two weeks since their Big Debut. Can you believe it? Two weeks already, and they've only been photographed 3,019,224 times!

629 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-29 04:12 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>628 The number of photographs exceed the hours they've actually been together. Watch them celebrate their two week anniversary like they're 12. I wonder what Tom will gift her. Another gas station cup of stale coffee? So romantic!

630 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-29 04:16 ID:kgW+V0dO


Ah, the public burning at the stake by the industry begins

631 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-29 05:30 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>630 Well with increased visibility through a stunt like this and all, it's not a surprise. Hope Mr. Hiddleston has thick skin. I was reading fans on tumblr making plans that at SDCC they'll ask all questions to Brie and other costars and completely ignore Tom, as in you want attention you're not getting any.

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632 Name: Anon : 2016-06-29 05:31 ID:IL6vAiQW

we love you Jan Moir (words I thought I'd never say!).

I've seen too many paparazzi pics of Tom Hiddleston (ditto!).

633 Name: Anon : 2016-06-29 05:36 ID:IL6vAiQW

>>621 "She (Taylor) texted her close friends and said, ‘I think I am in love and I never felt this way before!'” Was it sent to everyone in her address book? Did any of you get one? Am I being excluded?

PS I followed the Opinion Dominion when I saw it was back up. I will support any blog that TayTay's stans try to have shut down, in my present mood.

634 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-29 05:38 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>632 I know, it's a weird feeling, isn't it? It used to be such a treat when there was a new photo or a sighting, but now he's just everywhere, being Mister Fakey-Face PR Boyfriend. I tried to avoid it for a few days but it's impossible. You can't even look at normal respectable grown-up news publications without seeing it.

635 Name: Anon : 2016-06-29 05:46 ID:IL6vAiQW

I love the Vatican pics. TS is wearing exactly the expression she was wearing in the first round of Aldeburgh beach pics when she is not aware she is being photographed - totally bored but trying to look intent and interested for the BF.

636 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-29 05:54 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>635 She has to at least try to look interested... after all, you never know when a fan with an Instagram account is nearby!

637 Name: Anon : 2016-06-29 06:06 ID:IL6vAiQW

Lots more info in this article as her publicist continues in super overdrive mode. Apparently their bodyguard had problems at the barrier at the Colosseum as he was armed (what? Is that even legal in Europe?), and they are staying in a suite at the Hotel de Russie (I hate them). She is really pushing the boat out on this one, isn't she?,,21015339,00.html

638 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-29 06:16 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>637 Wonder if she's making Tom sleep in the optional adjoining bedroom. It would explain his grumpy face.

639 Name: Anon : 2016-06-29 06:17 ID:IL6vAiQW

>>637 BTW if the bodyguard was carrying a concealed weapon in the UK (which I bet he was as he could have got it into the UK on her plane) he was almost certainly breaking the law. Unless he had a shotgun down his trouser leg, it must have been a handgun, and it is illegal to own handguns in the UK. You also need a licence to carry a concealed weapon which I would guess he didn't have. Maybe y'all will laugh at me with your constitutional right to bear arms, but I disapprove of this more than anything I have read so far.

640 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-29 06:20 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>639 No laughs from me. If you're in another country, you respect that country's law. That's my opinion. Handguns illegal in the UK? Leave it home.

641 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-29 06:23 ID:Heaven

>>637 What a hit for <TH, that it's her fans who are gathered not his.

642 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-29 06:25 ID:Heaven

>>639 I think the same it's true in Italy, as in most European countries really, gun possession requires a licence (you need to pass an exam) and you need to tell the authority what kind of weapon you own. I don't know if the law is different for bodyguards though.

643 Name: Anon : 2016-06-29 06:44 ID:CHmqCvmg

>>640 It's pointless anyway because if you kill or injure someone with an illegal weapon you will be the one who ends up in serious trouble.

There is no exemption in the UK for bodyguards. It would make the legislation pointless especially as private bodyguards are unregulated. I bet it's the same in Italy.

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644 Name: Anon : 2016-06-29 07:09 ID:CHmqCvmg

Compare this Mirror article with the one at >>590. TS publicist got to them!

645 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-29 07:13 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>644 My favorite part is how the comments from their "sources" are literally just descriptions of the paparazzi photos.

646 Name: M : 2016-06-29 07:50 ID:DahZBTq9

I don't get it. Does she really need security, so much security?

647 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-29 08:10 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>646 I think she travels with more security than President Obama. So no, I highly doubt it. The entourage of bodyguards is part of the Spectacle.

Also, here's this rumor popping up again:

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648 Name: Anon : 2016-06-29 09:07 ID:6SVQ0Pil

Calvin isn't taking this lying down. Are these the same as TMZ has or new? I don't know but enjoy the fako-fako pic of Taytay sitting on an inflatable swan with her toes pointed.

Also: would you rather be with TH in Rome or with CH on the yacht? I have always thought CH was a prize tit but I am thinking yacht parteeee at this point.

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649 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-29 10:22 ID:kgW+V0dO

>>648 Oh give me the yacht with prize tits any day over a snooze cruise of major tourist sights!
I'm the kinda gal that travelled for 4yrs straight taking up every exciting last minute opportunity on the way. The sort of adventures people write novels about. I hardly saw any tourist sights but the experiences and friendships made along the way were incomparable.

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650 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-29 10:49 ID:Heaven

>>609 Thing is in this article she makes it sound like TH is a poor victim of TS, instead he is a more than willing participant, because TS is being TS and she's not pointing any gun at his head, all his choices are his own. In fact I would say that while I get US media not falling for her usual routine, it is her usual routine. TH is the one that deserves all the snark for going along with press tour.

651 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-29 10:55 ID:Heaven

>>646 I'd say yes and no. She does need security, because very often pop idols have obsessive fans and very often it ends in tragedy, if I were her I'd also have bodyguards around.
However, while she didn't upped her security coming to Europe, it seems to be the same as in the US, it is too much, especially the guns. No pickpocket would ever approach her with those bodyguards and like Anon said the use of guns by her bodyguards would cause more problem to the bodyguards than the perpetrator.

652 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-29 11:28 ID:kgW+V0dO

'my endorsement of Hiddleswift is akin to the Leave campaign pledging £350m a week to the NHS – it’s simply not true. No matter how much I hope it to be. I can’t, and won’t, get on board here – even as an ardent Tay loyalist, who stood by her through those holiday pictures, that Vogue interview, the time she took a Vogue photographer to her best friend’s wedding, her Victoria Secret’s appearance. ...

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653 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-29 11:43 ID:Heaven

>>652 It never occurred to me that 30 years old women based their "moral, emotional and psychological philosophising" on TS's songs.

654 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-29 11:56 ID:Heaven

Since we still don't know where the Totay-Whirlwind-Tour will bring us, I remembered that TH once said in an interview that if he had the money he would have enjoyed cruising the Greek Islands.

655 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-29 12:04 ID:kgW+V0dO

>>653 I know some surprising Swifties in that agegroup. The normcore's embraced her a few years ago and suddenly she was being played at parties with no irony.
It is fascinating that the older Swifties are feeling duped much like the older Stoners.

656 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-29 13:03 ID:A/1EwO8E

Tumblr Swifties tracking her plane are saying it took off from Italy a couple of hours ago and it's headed towards Ireland, but not necessarily to stop there. (Who knows, maybe they'll stop in Paris.) More likely is that she's / they're headed back to Rhode Island where she throws an annual 4th of July party (this year on Saturday July 2nd).

657 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-29 13:08 ID:kgW+V0dO

New article about the romance. So much backtracking on timelines. So many dubious quotes from friends.

658 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-29 13:16 ID:Heaven

>>656 RI seems more likely if they are headed to Ireland to refuel.

So no Florence, no Venice. I should have expected that, when you visit the Vatican and instead of having a Stendhal Syndrome you look like they are draining life out of your body, clearly you want to go back to a life of inflatable slides.

659 Name: N8Anon : 2016-06-29 13:45 ID:IkF6ezI7

>>658 Lol. I'm dreading any pics of him at her party.

660 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-29 14:23 ID:Heaven

I read this at theoanons, the brand for TS's purse in Italy was Elizabeth&James, that's the brand named after EO by the twins.

661 Name: M : 2016-06-29 14:40 ID:9zOUSsxE

>>660 right

662 Name: Anon : 2016-06-29 14:47 ID:6SVQ0Pil

Jesus Mary and Joseph he got off lightly in the W Magazine spread.

Here is Sarah Paulson NSFW!!!

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663 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-29 15:03 ID:Heaven

>>662 Not really, that particular photo of Sarah Paulson kinds of makes sense, and everyone else's photos are normal, Anthony MacKie, Damien Lewis, very normal photos. TH's were just plain ridiculous, especially the one with his legs open.

664 Name: Anon : 2016-06-29 15:04 ID:6SVQ0Pil

>>657 I LOVE this!!

1) TS is the kind of bee-yach who only starts texting her friends again once she breaks up with the last man.

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665 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-29 15:14 ID:Heaven

>>664 10) [tin hat on] Or like we said earlier in the thread, they haven't had sex yet (which would be a waste of hotel rooms and jet fuel) but the PR is the sexiest thing of this Whirwind-Totay-Tour

666 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-29 15:17 ID:Heaven

From CB "So her plane has been tracked. They have left Rome. Plane made a stop for couple hours at London Luton Airport and now is enroute over Atlantic back to USA. So we’ll know soon if she dropped him off in London and returning alone to USA for 4th of July weekend or if he is still with her. Either way I’m sure the saga and snark will continue."

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667 Name: ?? : 2016-06-29 15:19 ID:INLrnF7w

>>664 I think your no9 is interesting indeed, the narrative for what they're doing is all over the place. From the one and soulmates to not even dating.

No matter how you slice it, it's weird AF though. Who brings a fling home to the parents?

668 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-29 15:35 ID:A/1EwO8E

>>666 I'll dig for it, Couch. The message I posted in >>656 was reporting what they saw somewhere else on tumblr without mentioning the actual tumblr.

>>664 8) "They aren't boyfriend and girlfriend yet. but they're seeing each other" Labels aside, why post something so ambiguous? There's a time and place for leaving people guessing in PR-land, but this isn't it if they want to sell a romance hook-line-and-sinker.

669 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-29 15:52 ID:Heaven

>>666 haha sorry I wasn't referring to you of course, but the poster at CB, it's the second or third time I see someone there writing about a tumblr blog that has an insider that always tips them off on the plane whereabouts.

670 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-29 15:52 ID:Heaven

that was for >>668

671 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-29 16:22 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>665 Someone on tumblr had posted their take on TayTo earlier when this had all first started and she'd said they're not headed towards wedded bliss at all but they will do everything to make you think they are. The whole post was a good observation of how being in the spotlight right now with this public romance is benefitting both their images right now albeit that Tom's didn't really go as envisioned. And now after reading that US Weekly's "we're not together but we're seeing each other" response, I'm not gonna be surprised if she shows up to RI alone and Tom is seen in London alone followed by statements in tabloids that they had a good time but it wasn't the right time and that they continue to be friends and respect each other. I also won't be surprised if this is the last we see of Tom and Taylor together.

672 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-29 16:38 ID:ixRvQFyw

Setting the stage for the last act - The Breakup perhaps?

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673 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-29 17:02 ID:Heaven

>>671 An early break-up won't improve TH's situation though (not that I think TS cares about his situation).
I think if that's going to happen they'll wait at least until August, when we'll get a long interview with TS on Vogue where she'll say that it was a whirlwind romance, but they both prioritize their careers and that inevitably the distance and the wrong moment (read: age gap) made it impossible for it to become anything more. But she'll always treasure this memorable experience, that enriched her as a person and allowed her to better understand what she wants from a relationship. She has nothing but affection for TH. The End.

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674 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-29 17:22 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>673 Nothing will really improve his situation tbh It could worsen like how we're seeing him go from laughingstock to opportunist.

You forgot to add in the part about how she'll say this summer romance and double breakup with Calvin and then Tom have made her realize just how vulnerable being in love is and how it's really inspired her to get back into the studio and watch this space for new album release lol

675 Name: N8Anon : 2016-06-29 17:23 ID:IkF6ezI7

>>673 I think you're right. He wouldn't have risked his reputation for something that would end so soon. It'll be another couple of months yet at least.


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676 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-29 17:32 ID:Heaven

>>674 Yes, of course! Inspiration for a new album, title: Erato. Or Eutherpe. Or Melpomene. she spent time with TH after all!

>>675 Wedding! LOL I think paps are praying for it, just for the amount of money they'd make with it.

677 Name: Anon : 2016-06-29 17:37 ID:CHmqCvmg

I think this is an extended shagathon that both of them needed for various emotional reasons quite aside from publicity (read: rebound sex). I don't think TH was thinking straight or gave a crap about his reputation, or thought for 2 seconds about whether it was good for the relationship to go public on day 1. I think she was calculating as ever about using the relationship to row the career along, and said this is what we do about "getting it out there" - so he said yes. And he has been going back and forth about the advisability of that ever since, so some days: ThirstyMum!photos; and others: AngryTenseJawTom!photos.

678 Name: Anon : 2016-06-29 17:47 ID:CHmqCvmg

Ok I am calling it - today will be our first pap or anecdote-free day (I don't recall pics on Swan Pastry day). Strangely the same day as they say they are not BF a and GF, despite having given the world that idea for the last fortnight. Is this the beginning of the climb down?

679 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-29 18:10 ID:Heaven

>>678 if as it seems they are headed back to NY or RI yes, we might have a day free of photos (somehow I think that if TH were back home in London someone would have spotted him)

680 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-29 18:13 ID:Heaven

If it was never going to last, it might also end just before SDCC, to avoid questions from journalists.

681 Name: Anon : 2016-06-29 18:14 ID:CHmqCvmg

>>679 I reckon so. I think we will have a day off, but after that she will not be able to resist showing him off in RI or NYC now she has escaped from Rome and all those ghastly museums. Then I think it is a slide down to July 4 party and after that he will head off to Australia.

682 Name: Anon : 2016-06-29 18:16 ID:CHmqCvmg

Here's the flipped image from W (why did they reverse it - makes his face look odd). I had missed the rather obvious cock outline:

683 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-29 18:26 ID:Heaven

Now these 2 I can totally buy that they are shagging, they actually feel happy to be together and who cares about the paps.

684 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-29 18:50 ID:ixRvQFyw

Video from the Colosseum visit

685 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-29 19:49 ID:A/1EwO8E

>>666 Trying to wade through TS's teen fanbase to look for the 'source' is exhausting. Jeez.

686 Name: Anon : 2016-06-29 19:50 ID:CHmqCvmg

>>683 They seem happy and in love and normal. I also like how he totally owns his shortness and doesn't care she has heels on - I met him in a burger joint once and he was no taller than 5'6". He was with his kids and he was very sweet with them, and also very hot!

687 Name: Anon : 2016-06-29 19:54 ID:CHmqCvmg

>>685 I had a look with tags like "Taylor Swift jet" and got nowhere. I imagine this is because the blog is aware that the source is doing something deeply illegal!

[whispers] I still want to know though!!

688 Name: Anon : 2016-06-29 20:04 ID:CHmqCvmg

I just saw on theoanons a pic of EO really looking, as the blog put it, like she dodged a bullet. I still don't see the attraction that she had for TH (save I suppose that we know he likes much younger blondes who aren't readers and who have just broken up with someone, ha ha).

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689 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-29 20:06 ID:ixRvQFyw

It might be one of those secret password tumblrs that only the most hardcore of the Swifties have the password too. To hide the illegal activities. Or it's a secret blog because it's run by the interns from Taylor's PR team and they don't want anyone figuring it out lol

690 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-29 20:09 ID:Heaven

>>685,687 I tried as well but to no avail

>>689 If that's the case at CB some posters are lying because apparently some of them found it.

691 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-29 20:16 ID:Heaven

>>686 That's nice to hear, I read that he also had some personal problems in the past.

>>688 I do not, because I don't think it was the same situation. The PR leaks weren't very positive for TH after Hawaii and USWeekly was the mag with the exclusive about her engagement, plus her behaviour on papnight was rather strange. TH's PR stunt now doesn't change that. I think that EO, like JA before her tried to go public and TH not wanting a stable relationship stopped that. I think that's the reason why EO at TIFF flat out denied their relationship and gave him the cold shoulder. When he still wouldn't commit after Hawaii, we had articles dragging him (he was fooling with extras on set I think it said).

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692 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-29 20:17 ID:Heaven

Speaking of TH's ex gf, Susannah next year will be on American television with a tvshow whose name I don't remember, and I'm very happy for her.

693 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-29 20:20 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>688 I wouldn't feel too bad Anon. Olsen has her own games she plays with the paps and the media. It's not at insane control levels as Taylor but she's not averse to getting papped and leaking certain things when it fits her agenda. TH's thirst wasn't part of Olsen's game plan for what she's aiming for. And getting pegged as a cheater wasn't worth the effort when the movie was DOA and admitting a relationship publicly who's origins were shady when her ex had admitted how her breakup happened wouldn't have done Olsen any favors.

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694 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-29 20:22 ID:Heaven

>>693 also true

695 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-29 20:23 ID:A/1EwO8E

>>692 The show's called 'The Great Indoors' -

Also, all of Susannah's pictures are taken down from her IMDB page, save one group photo with the cast members of the new show. She's 3rd from the left.

696 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-29 20:33 ID:A/1EwO8E

As is beanup's page (devoid of pics)

697 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-29 20:36 ID:QBUECHKR

>>666 Hmmm. A small plane like that needs to refuel before going back over the Atlantic - I did it once on a chartered NATO flight, Bern to Cork to Nov Scotia. But I guess refueling in London works as well as in Ireland.

>>671 I don't think the stop in London was TayTay dropping him off. He's on that plane. He's going to that 4th of July party...they are going to ruin Independence Day for me. He is IN this to WIN...whatever 'winning' entails.

698 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-29 20:43 ID:QBUECHKR

>>682 Urgh. Why? Why? So many people in their right minds would have looked at these/ heard the concept and said 'fuck no.' Why did they say yes? Why?

And I don't buy people saying that these pics are colored by the TayTo fiasco, i.d., we would have be salivating over them if there'd been no TayTo. No. No. The Tayto fiasco is its own separate fiasco. These pics are shit irrespective of TayTo. I actually cringe when I see them.

699 Name: Anon : 2016-06-29 21:03 ID:CHmqCvmg

>>698 They are independently awful irrespective of TayTo. He looks so sad and uncomfortable. He has such a great body but he is standing there like a little boy who has been bullied on his first day at boarding school (he probably was! W Mag has given him PTSD!). Even the Hiddleconda doesn't look its usual jaunty self.

700 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-29 21:04 ID:ixRvQFyw

The Work -

701 Name: Anon : 2016-06-29 21:06 ID:CHmqCvmg

>>698 Though Couch is right, he is the most naked and badly shot of the men. There is a guy in there wearing sweatpants and a vest, for god's sake. They aren't all standing there showing off their dick prints, like the fans would have us believe, so TH still looks by far the most idiotic. He and Paulson are duking it out for thirstiest nekkid person. I didn't need to see her titties either.

702 Name: Anon : 2016-06-29 21:09 ID:CHmqCvmg

>>700 I am surprised the list said "Tom Hiddleston, Crimson Peak" and not "Tom Hiddleston, boyfriend of Taylor Swift."

Seriously, he gets this because of Avengers and CP? I don't think he deserves it. He has never been nominated and his last 2 big movies bombed.

703 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-29 21:22 ID:A/1EwO8E

Insight - nothing we didn't already know, but it's from a journalist who is not an invested Taylor stan:

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704 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-29 21:29 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>702 CP because it's Del Toro (even if he flops people still recognize his talent) and Avengers because that's his main biggie. Those are the credits but it's also taking into consideration him as an actor and professional. He's schmoozed enough people in the industry that he would've made it through the considerations and all his coworkers have nothing but praise for him.. And honestly before the Taylor fiasco he was respected, High Rise and TNM were his saving graces this year before he decided to wreck it all for the biggest thirst stakes.

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705 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-29 21:32 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>701 They should've just stopped at the nice shot of him with his shirt open and maybe lounging in bed or near the window like that like Liev Schreiber. Or lying topless in bed with the covers on his lower half staring at the ceiling like his many pensive Jonathan Pine shots and close ups.

706 Name: Anon : 2016-06-29 21:36 ID:IL6vAiQW

>>704 TNM is tv - which the Academy sets its face against. I do take the point that he is liked and respected (or was) for being a nice down to earth guy and a serious actor. But he needs a hit, doesn't he? I loved HR as you all know but it wasn't a huge box office hit, or an unmitigated critical success. CP foaled badly to make good on its vast marketing budget, ISTL was a stinker of epic proportions and TNM didn't do so well in the US....

707 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-29 21:39 ID:QBUECHKR

>>700 Does anyone care? Will anyone notice?

>>701 I want to see her tits out but only if she is wearing the Marcia Clark wig. ;)

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708 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-29 21:57 ID:QBUECHKR

Thinking back, we should have seen this coming with the stylist. We laughed it off then, but it was a frightening portend of things to come. A sad grab for attention using clothes that seemed to fly in the face of his usual style, clothes in which he either looked a tit or looked uncomfortable.

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709 Name: Savvy : 2016-06-29 22:02 ID:TuPJIFeE

>>708 I saw it coming when he said he loved "Fast and Furious" but I didn't think he would takes the change to THIS level.

710 Name: Anon : 2016-06-29 22:08 ID:IL6vAiQW

>>708 >>709

It's been coming on for a while. Remember the TDW tour when he travelled with the orange makeup lady? And we have had other troubling signs such as taking guitars on planes (how the other passengers in first class must have laughed with delight when they heard they were to be serenaded!). Not to mention all that nudity for feminism.

711 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-29 22:10 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>706 it's more for making the class as diverse as possible as soon as possible. But they considered him decent enough to make the cut lol

>>709 LOL! Too literal Tom. Too literal.

712 Name: Anon : 2016-06-29 22:12 ID:IL6vAiQW

>>711 If he is the Academy's poster boy for diversity, they are doomed.

713 Name: Savvy : 2016-06-29 22:17 ID:TuPJIFeE

If The Night Manager has a second season, Miss Swift will be his Pine girl.

714 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-29 22:20 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>712 No, that'd be Idris Elba. Him and John Boyega and Oscar Issac are going get pushed more as the new names in the class.

715 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-30 00:03 ID:vqQuPn8c


And this is why those W mag pics are terrible - in any situation. This face. This face! It's worse than the other faces, which were terrible - but only 'entry level' terrible; these are 'advanced level' terrible.

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716 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-30 00:15 ID:b3C4kc0u

>>715 Is that a manip??? Why would they print that 'I just ate warm fresh poo and I don't know why' face?

717 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-30 00:25 ID:b3C4kc0u

Just catching up with the 100 or so posts!
If the plane stopped in London it was surely to drop him off. He has to pack at least two washed outfits for Oz and I can't for the life of me picture him fitting in at her tweenybopper party. The photos would top him dancing at Selena Gomez though so please make it happen.

718 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-30 00:43 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>715 >>716 LOL I think it is a manip, but I don't care. I laughed anyway.

Also, note that the Whirlwind PR Tour lasted exactly 14 days. Not sure that means anything, but I thought I'd point it out.

719 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-30 00:49 ID:A/1EwO8E

They just came out and said it:

720 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-30 00:53 ID:b3C4kc0u

'Also a big thank you @twhiddleston for coming along to our costume exhibition. Such a pleasure talking with you about my work. It was unreal'

She did drop him off in London.

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721 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-30 01:09 ID:ixRvQFyw

Is Taylor in London with him? Wimbledon tomorrow??? Will they sit with Camilla? Will Taylor and Camilla fight over the Night Manager?

722 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-30 01:14 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>721 According to the Swifty plane trackers (who have yet to be wrong), her jet stopped briefly in London and then headed back for the U.S., so she's probably in Rhode Island inflating her Taymerica bouncy castle for her squad party.

723 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-30 01:18 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>716 It is. But doesn't it perfectly sum up that shoot and the fans right about now?!?

>>720 I want my country's greatest holiday to be untainted but I also want them kissing while sliding down an inflatable slide and holding sparklers. Nothing says love like a slide-kiss with sparklers. Hoping she sends the plane back for him. Hoping she sends the plane AND a bodyguard back to make sure he gets on the plane.

724 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-30 01:23 ID:b3C4kc0u

>>721 >>722 I'm sure I read somewhere Tayamurica Is scheduled for the 2nd. I doubt she's stopped off in London. I second her blowing hot air in RI getting some much needed vacant headspace after her old fart tour of Rome and Suffolk.

725 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-30 01:25 ID:b3C4kc0u

>>723 You have obviously never mixed inflatables with pyrotechnics before

726 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-30 01:25 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>721 >>722 They probably had a Wimbledon pap stroll planned but then had an audience with Pope Francis at the Vatican. Il Papa took TayTay aside and said, 'Girl, you need to pump them breaks.' Next thing you know, the plane makes an unscheduled stop in London for TH to deplane and raw cookie dough and ice cream to board.

727 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-30 01:28 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>725 I have actually. Sparklers and pool floats don't mix well, but if you're drunk enough, you don't mind the smell of burning plastic!!

728 Name: Sosorry : 2016-06-30 01:29 ID:D9gQVHva

Has anyone else noticed that all of the HD images from the dailymail review of their Rome trip that were published today, were also from the same "image direct photo company"' that the Rhode Island kissing pictures were from, as well?

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729 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-30 01:35 ID:vqQuPn8c

You'd think he's heading off to work, hence the surgical procedure to separate their hands. But I have a feeling that some of the Swifters on tumblr are going to grumble about Tom 'not supporting TS when she needs him most' - at her pool party. They seem the sort to not understand how real life works: what do you mean he chose a contractually obligated deadline over our Tay? If he really loved her...blah, blah, blah.

730 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-30 01:37 ID:A/1EwO8E

>>728 Crazy like a fox? It changed every other day, but today on TV entertainment shows it was back to people in the know saying they believe the two met long (weeks or months) before the pre-MET dinner i.e. TS cheated.

731 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-30 01:40 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>728 Most of them have been. I saw the Theoanons tumblr mention that with the concert photos a few weeks (yes, it's only been a few weeks!) back.

I guess it's a company that acts as a clearinghouse for independent paps -negotiating prices and the like. Considering those first shots (now semi-verified? via GC to be staged/sanctioned) were through them, some have wondered at the connection to TS.

732 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-30 01:46 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>728 A woman in London thanked him for attending her costume exhibition a couple hours ago (thanks Anonon >>720, no idea how you managed to wade through his tag on Twitter to find that). She apparently had a full conversation with him, so it was most definitely him and not one of those mistaken identity sightings. So he did get off the plane.

733 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-30 01:49 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>729 I can't handle tumblr anymore. Too much terrible logic, too much insanity, too much immaturity. It's not worth it for me personally to sift through all of that just for the handful of blogs that make some sense - especially since even those are being inundated with crazy anon messages now.

734 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-30 01:58 ID:b3C4kc0u

Tom due to arrive in Oz on the 1st

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735 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-30 01:59 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>733 Someone mentioned on the Theoanons that a good number of Swifters were 'invading' the usual TH tumblr places. She said she'd had to deal with them too but that she could smell them a mile off as they stunk of apologists!!

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736 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-30 02:03 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>734 I think the Australia rumor was one of the first ones they put out - something about him giving her an open invitation to visit. The interesting bit of that article is that he's going so soon. No pool party for Tom!

I'm not sure about the tumblr thing. Maybe we're just not cool enough. ;)

737 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-30 02:06 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>734 I guess if she's willing to hit up every grey, rocky beach in England for him, she'd be up for a few more beaches in another country - sure, it's winter, but they're less rocky!

I can see her TayTaying her way through the 4th before packing up and letting the powerful magnet in her palm find its mate.

738 Name: Sosorry : 2016-06-30 02:29 ID:D9gQVHva

Unless this is true love, I think the worst thing a girl could do would be to travel to a guy at his place of business, doing all the work for him. If this is real, TS flew him round the world on her plane, and now she has the honor of flying herself out to Australia to be at his casual beck and call? TH must have pretty good game. This could turn into the usual scenario where a hookup girl doesn't get the hint that it's a hookup, and she tries to turn a one night stand into a relationship, when really it was only supposed to be a relationship of convenience. Except this version had a five star trip involved. Now I'm kind of worried for TS! I must be spinning. But that breakup would make a pretty good song, if they were bf and gf, which apparently they're not...

739 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-30 02:43 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>738 This whole "not boyfriend and girlfriend" thing really has me scratching my head. It's completely incongruous with the narrative they've been attempting to sell us for the last two weeks. Maybe they are unhappy with the way things are going (personally or professionally) and are trying to slowly back out? They can't just say "never mind, everyone is right, this is fake/stupid/whatever and we're calling it quits," so they start slowly dropping little hints like "not boyfriend and girlfriend." Then when they do "break up" in 3-6 weeks, it won't be completely out of the blue - people will think oh, well they were never officially boyfriend and girlfriend anyway, guess it just didn't work out.

740 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-30 03:14 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>739 Yeah I think they're getting ready to end it. So they've downgraded from "true love soulmates he's the one!" to "not boyfriend and girlfriend". I wonder why Taylor did this. And why would Tom trot his mom and niece out just for a publicized fling? They could've done it all in London instead of his mom's. The presence of his family for the sake of a big summer fling makes no sense to me.

741 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-30 03:27 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>740 I'm sure they weren't anticipating the relationship being so poorly received by the press and the public, so they kept trying to go along with their initial plan of selling it as a whirlwind romance - meeting friends and family, romantic vacation, etc. thinking that eventually everyone would start going along with it. Since that didn't work out they are moving on to plan b, laying the groundwork for an easy end to the relationship.

742 Name: anonymous : 2016-06-30 03:37 ID:bBHFg7pf

>>739 - That article was written only after the first pap shoot. I suspect htat after the whole "meet the parents" business, we can safely assume that they are indeed, "boyfriend" and "girlfriend".

743 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-30 03:45 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>738 It's Taylor Swift, she seemingly ALWAYS does the worst thing a girl can do in a relationship. I'm not sold on it being a one-night stand or hook-up given the very public and very 'romantic' campaign. One wouldn't think they'd (and it has been a joint TS/TH operation) publicize a hook-up so doggedly.

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744 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-30 03:51 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>743 It is a blur. I can't keep anything straight anymore. Perhaps it's just wishful thinking on my part that this is on the way out, but even if it is, they can't just abruptly cut it off after the events of the past two weeks. So yes, you're correct, we are in this for weeks - maybe months - longer, regardless of whether or not they've decided what course the relationship is going to take.

745 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-30 04:12 ID:120kLj1w

I think this is a short toothbrush break due to necessity. She has her serious hedonistic pursuits and he has his serious werk. The fat lady isn't singing yet

746 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-30 04:26 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>743 They're starting the rollout and laying the ground work for the breakup. It'll probably happen sometime in Australia. Mid to end of July, maybe early August. To put things like "not boyfriend and girlfriend" isn't a mistake. It's deliberate. I'm also seeing "rumored romance" thrown around as their tour is recapped. So it's on the horizon and it'll be soon. I don't think we'll be seeing too many new paps of them, not at the past 14 days level.

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747 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-30 04:42 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>744 >>745 >>746 The break may be because her private pap has called off with exhaustion! They're wearing the private snappy-snap out!

The boyfriend/girlfriend thing is from UsWeekly; they've never gushed about love and fairytale romance. They've been fairly neutral, surprisingly. If People starts to dial this relationship back, then I'll start to believe that there's a light at the end of the tunnel.

748 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-30 04:46 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>745 I feel like the lady isn't even fat yet! She's only just started her vocal lessons and gone off her diet. That's how far out we are. I hope I'm wrong, I suspect I'm not.

749 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-30 04:52 ID:120kLj1w

>>748 Wouldn't it be amazing if it timed perfectly with your gestation. You could be the phantom hiddlespawn

750 Name: Anon : 2016-06-30 05:55 ID:IL6vAiQW

I go to sleep for 8 hours and I wake up to find the hostage has been let off the plane!

Why didn't he take her to the show at RADA? I wanted pictures of her looking bored and holding his hand in a vice-like grip!

751 Name: Anon : 2016-06-30 06:13 ID:IL6vAiQW

>>734 >>735

Tumblr has gone nuts. My fave blogs have mostly not commented but have gone dark, or are posting a few pics without comment. There's some snark (my dash this morning was asking how this helpless victim of the paparazzi managed to land in England without being photographed) but there is also a lot of stanning from some other regular TH blogs along the lines of how dare anyone find it odd that he says one thing and a month later does down thing quite opposite. A lot of shrieking of get out of the fandom from our favourite Stan who asked the crazy question in that q@a in Berlin. Good luck Tom - a few more months of this and she'll be the only one left.

752 Name: Anon : 2016-06-30 06:22 ID:IL6vAiQW

Just one thought re photo agencies - some of what I thought were fan pics are now on the DM as being from an agency. Agencies do steal photos off Twitter etc - I know this because a friend of mine's child died a couple of years ago and the circumstances made it into the DM. All their FB photos suddenly appeared in the DM with "copyright Rex" across the bottom. They had to take legal action to make the agency stop selling their family pics as its own.

753 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-30 06:24 ID:Heaven

>>703 a sinking souffle! Beautiful!

>>750 Yeah, me too, RADA, he went to a safe place in incognito, and no photos! WTF!

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754 Name: N8Anon : 2016-06-30 06:28 ID:IkF6ezI7

>>751 yeah same here. Although I mainly use mine for film and vintage Hollywood stuff, but the Hiddleston side had gone very quiet. Those that remain are very divided. It's all quite Brexit actually.

755 Name: N8Anon : 2016-06-30 06:30 ID:IkF6ezI7

>>753 I think you're right Couch and I get the feeling they're going to be quite disappointed on that front. I feel this has only just begun, far from over yet.

756 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-30 06:31 ID:Heaven

If he has to be in OZ on the 1st, he either left right after that RADA exhibition or early today. No Wimbledon this year, surprise surprise.

757 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-30 06:35 ID:Heaven

I hope I'm not reposting something, I'm losing track. It's an estimation of how much the Whirlwind-Totay-Tour might have cost with some snark. I think it might actually be a bit higher than that.

758 Name: N8Anon : 2016-06-30 06:38 ID:IkF6ezI7

>>756 I'm not sure how accurate that report is. I'm still holding out hope for some Wimbledon Tom and some lovely snark on his companion, or lack of.

759 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-30 06:56 ID:0FYoOZ+W


'Taylor Swift & Tom Hiddleston make me miss Ted Cruz & Heidi.'

760 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-30 06:57 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>753 The media won't let him forget it. Jake Gyllenhaal still gets questions about Taylor and why he didn't marry her lol One thing though TH can't ever use his privacy and discretion line now without getting a good deal of side eye.

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761 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-30 06:58 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>759 OUCH.

762 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-30 07:00 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>759 LOL! We'll always have Rome and the Colosseum.

763 Name: Anon : 2016-06-30 07:00 ID:TNzIzXVH

>>760 Maybe we'll finally get to see the Conda in speedos (trying to look on the bright side).

764 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-30 07:03 ID:0FYoOZ+W

>>763 NO PLEASE! Not speedos. That is not a bright side.

765 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-30 07:05 ID:0FYoOZ+W

I think TayTo will go dark for a short while while their PR teams take more mushrooms to come up with a better idea

766 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-30 07:05 ID:Heaven

>>758 he only goes to see Federer or Murray, maybe Djokovich, so he doesn't have many options.

>>759 SNAP!

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767 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-30 07:18 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>765 TayTo and her team are all on a Skype conference call right now trying to figure out the next move. Luke is there but he's on mute because as Taylor said, "Luke I feel like your vision is not in line with mi- ours. How about you listen to the brainstorming today and it'll help you with feedback at the next meeting, hmm?"

768 Name: N8Anon : 2016-06-30 07:24 ID:IkF6ezI7

>>767 OMG, yes, exactly this. Hilarious.

769 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-30 07:28 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>766 Maybe not Ruffalo but I can see Taylor, Elsa, and Sunrise having a girls day out with the kids while the men work. The Swifties would LOVE that!

>>768 Paper Mag did it so beautifully. The imagery was On. Point.

770 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-30 07:28 ID:0FYoOZ+W

>>767 Ok correction:

ALL PARTIES involved in this recent fiasco are to take a hefty dose of mushrooms and reflect on the past fortnight.

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771 Name: N8Anon : 2016-06-30 07:34 ID:IkF6ezI7

>>769 Yeah, it was excellent. More of that kind of thing required!

772 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-30 07:38 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>770 She's a baking girl. You know she'd bring brownies to the meeting ;)

Oh jeez I'd rather not. I don't even think she'd make a fun drunk, simply because she's too much in control and wound up tight to go beyond a little flush in the cheek tipsy.

773 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-30 07:46 ID:0FYoOZ+W

>>772 She'd be that bitch that says 'you look nice' while her face says 'you're ruining my selfies'

774 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-30 08:09 ID:0FYoOZ+W


Buzzfeed journo burn.

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775 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-30 08:28 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>774 Yes. Almost.

776 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-30 08:36 ID:ixRvQFyw

I just hope these burns don't incite or invite actual hate towards Tom Hiddleston. I just read on tumblr that some part of the Hiddlestoners are planning to boo Tom at comic con and make him sign a photo then tear it up in his face and some even want to kick him...

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777 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-30 08:40 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>776 I saw some of those posts a few days ago and got the impression that they were mostly joking around. The only semi-serious one I saw was a post encouraging people not to fawn over Tom at Comic Con and to direct questions to his costars instead.

778 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-30 08:49 ID:xLRFWXLr

>>776 >>777 I hope the unhinged ones don't do something stupid. It will make me start a pity party for him and he doesn't deserve that either

779 Name: qaz : 2016-06-30 09:04 ID:Me4dUJY8

>>776 >>777 Tumblr is extra as usual. I hope there will be no dramatic tearing up of Loki posters or, God forbid, kicking or shoving (??!! I hope it was a joke).
Although it would be interesting if the reaction to him was more or less reserved instead of the usual head over heels excitement.

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780 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-30 09:15 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>779 That's the thing with tumblr. When they say stuff like that I can never tell if they're just kidding around or scheming.
We'll still get head over heels excitement. Swifties have become his fans too. Maybe they'll all go to support Taylor's boyfriend.

781 Name: qaz : 2016-06-30 09:32 ID:Me4dUJY8

>>780 True, even if a few juvenile tumblrites go through with this booing thing, there will be hundreds of other people who will cheer, so it's probably going to be all right.

782 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-30 10:10 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>751 Yeah. Get out of the fandom so I can have him to my unstable self.

783 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-30 10:30 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>749 before the madness post-RI, I wondered here if it would outlast my gestation. A few weeks on, I think baby will make an appearance before the end of TayTo. They just seem too invested not to keep this going.

With my luck they'll end it just as I go into labor and I'll have to watch the tumblr Swifters collapse in on themselves between contractions.

784 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-30 10:30 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>779 Qazzzzzz. (Got to try to keep up tradition)

785 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-30 10:35 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>783 If that happens, you must name the child TayTo. It will be a sign from the heavens.

786 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-30 10:36 ID:Heaven

>>781 and even if that happens TH will play victim, doing puppy eyes and saying that people always mock him for his passion. I'm starting to think that we might not get another photo Totay until after SDCC, creating enough doubt to make his fangirls think it might be over. And then after SDCC, there'll be more.

787 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-30 10:50 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>786 'I've come back to you and the work, my dear fans! Your love for me has helped me escape that evil succubus.' Public event passes. 'Haha, got you! Enjoy some more TayTo beach shots!'

I wouldn't have though it possible before but that was before.

788 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-30 10:51 ID:120kLj1w

>>786 They would be fools to keep parading and pap walking so obviously they will continue to do so.

>>783 >>785 Aww little TayTo. I love that we will be constantly up to date on the couples progression through your gestation. I assume you've been nauseous of late, especially in public. Let us know when they start kicking.

789 Name: qaz : 2016-06-30 10:52 ID:Me4dUJY8

>>786 Yeah, his recently discovered passion for famehoing. eyeroll

>>784 Anon.!!! :) Actually, I think it's OK to give up that tradition in this hard time, lol

790 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-30 10:53 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>785 I often buy Tayto crisps from the British market, so my husband would think I'd lost the plot and wanted to name the child after potato chips.

791 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-30 11:03 ID:vqQuPn8c

' working extra hard to get the part.' Tell me about it!

792 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-30 11:08 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>788 No nausea, but I now insist that my husband hold my hand everywhere and publicly display affection by touching my bump as often as possible before throwing his head back and laughing maniacally. Strangely I'm also now able to spot a camera a 100 feet away and smile smugly for it.

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793 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-30 11:14 ID:Heaven

>>791 LOL does TS have also a personal gym on that private jet of hers, or the heavy lifting is her?

794 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-30 11:16 ID:Heaven

>>792 hahaha Tayto's love taught us all the secret ways to true romance and an education in camera spotting.

795 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-30 11:37 ID:120kLj1w

>>791 This seems to be a positive spin on the usual 'so and so is getting fat' article. Both of them appear to be a little bit porkier rather than uber buff. Lets face it, they've been living on a steady diet of pizza, pasta and swan pastries for nearly a month.
They haven't even disappeared off the radar for long enough to have epic weight- loss sex marathons.

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796 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-30 12:11 ID:Heaven

Today is Thursday, but instead of a traditional #tbt I thought about a ThrowBackTom, and in honour of the abusive use of private jet:

TH joining Vivienne Westwood and Greenpeace to campaign against climate change for the Save The Arctic campaign from 2 years ago, back when he was chummy with ELLEUK fangirls

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797 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-30 13:11 ID:120kLj1w


Yes I was wondering what was going on under that tablecloth too...

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798 Name: ?? : 2016-06-30 13:21 ID:INLrnF7w

>>797 I must be missing something, it doesn't look like anything to me? >.< Even with the zoomed version. What am I being blind on?

799 Name: Anon : 2016-06-30 13:42 ID:6SVQ0Pil

>>798 I can't see anything either. Is he hiding an enormous boner or something?

800 Name: Anon : 2016-06-30 16:16 ID:6SVQ0Pil

I thought this article was fascinating:

The best part for photographers and agencies, besides the money? All the photos have been fairly simple to obtain. When Swift met Hiddleston’s mother in the small seaside town of Ipswich, England, the couple didn’t appear to mind that photographers were following them around on the beach.

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801 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-30 16:50 ID:A/1EwO8E

Here's some info we were looking for yesterday on her plane - a photo of the tail numbers is featured in this article from 4 years ago:

802 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-30 17:05 ID:A/1EwO8E

I checked FlightAware, and her tail numbers were made private so they're not available for tracking by the public. Anyone claiming to be tracking her has inside information.

803 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-30 17:11 ID:Heaven

>>802 it doesn't show even on flightradar

804 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-30 17:12 ID:Heaven

>>800 that is interesting and it confirms what we have been saying all along.

805 Name: Anon : 2016-06-30 18:11 ID:IL6vAiQW

I thought this was hilarious!

806 Name: sosorry : 2016-06-30 18:22 ID:D9gQVHva

Good research on the plane info! I imagined a super secret blog w a password.

The most recent update of the dailymail presents TS as TH's new gf in its title. But how does a relationship w TS increase TH's sex appeal for general audiences? If TH was with a single Scarlett Johonnsson, or a younger and single Angelina Jolie, or even just a gorgeous and visible SI model like Chrissy Tiejens, I would see that. TS has a pretty face and an amazing figure. She's a consistent song writer for her demographic of fans and a keen business woman. But she never has ever tried to be seen first and foremost as a provocatrice. I would consider the secret trip to RH as a saucy first date (if the pics hadn't been so staged.) But its countered by the immediate visits to a Selena Gomez concert. And the visits to their families make her seem as if she's up to her warp speed dating-as-usual tactics and cementing her "good girl" image for her fans. And the pap-walk family visit makes TH seem like he has changed his image completely from the serious artist/artisan who craved privacy. Luckily for his TH, I can't imagine that the press would stalk his young gorgeous niece or Mom. The most they'll do is stalk TH on his next R and R trip to visit them, though. By contrast, his neighbourhood in the City is still safe.

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807 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-30 18:38 ID:Heaven

>>805 goodness, her fans are as bad at relationship as she is, no wonder they dig her songs.

what about this one?

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808 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-30 18:42 ID:Heaven

809 Name: sosorry : 2016-06-30 19:01 ID:D9gQVHva

And we have TH reputation damage control in the dailymail! I'm hearing Streisand singing "The Way We Were" in my head. I wonder if this is by Luke and Co.? So wild.

810 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-30 20:20 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>808 That's how her fans track Taylor?
Maybe it's just me but I find it really disturbing how they track her actual plane.

811 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-30 21:06 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>809 Which article? In which way is it damage control? Has it managed to turn back time or erase our memories - because that's the only damage control that would work at this point.

812 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-30 21:33 ID:ixRvQFyw

Apparently the Swifty jet is on the move again according to her fans. En route to pick up Tom for the big 4th of July bash? Will we see their social media debut this weekend?

813 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-30 21:47 ID:ixRvQFyw

According to this little girl learning code in Karlie's class, Karlie Kloss herself confirmed Tom and Taylor are spending 4th of July together


814 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-30 22:04 ID:A/1EwO8E

>>808 Couch, I must be missing something so obvious. If I click on a Playback button I'm redirected to a map with hundreds of planes on the move, not just one (or one that is highlighted in the field of many planes).

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815 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-30 22:06 ID:vqQuPn8c

816 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-30 22:06 ID:vqQuPn8c

Great minds, NewAnon!

817 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-30 22:10 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>812 Is it!? That is properly creepy that it can be tracked so easily.

>>812 I wouldn't be surprised if we get a social media debut. Strange times, kiddies. Strange times.

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818 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-30 22:12 ID:dYPpRuCh

Well damn, I was really hoping Tom wasn't going to show up in the bouncy house.

819 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-30 22:17 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>818 I'm only surprised that he was dropped off in London! What was that about? I thought for sure they'd just jet back to the US together.

Like I said, he's in this to win it. The immaturity of a bouncy castle and being surrounded by her squad aren't going to deter him.

820 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-30 22:25 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>813 I also love that TS's friend is essentially ticking off the guest list to a random girl she met in a class: Yep, they'll be there. Go ahead and post it on social media, and if you have relatives who are paps, send them to this address. Wink, wink! I have a feeling there may be a lot of cameras out in this secluded backyard...all the better to publicize you, my pretty!

821 Name: sosorry : 2016-06-30 22:26 ID:D9gQVHva

Wow. Like in it to win it like marriage? Or in it to win it like long term relationship and PR and Hollywood exposure?

822 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-30 22:28 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>820 Or maybe they'll just quietly celebrate without any hubbub or photos. Spend some quality time together away from the public's gaze.

823 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-30 22:29 ID:A/1EwO8E

>>819 why would it - a party like this is right up his alley. Remember the first silly MTV stuff with Josh where he was wearing a fake mustache, pulling pranks and they had a 'sleepover'?

824 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-30 22:32 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>821 I said before that I have no idea of what 'winning' means exactly. I don't even think he has a clear idea!! But like everything he does, he's going full bore with this one! Work that bouncy castle, TH. Work that inflatable swan. Work that stars and stripes onesie.

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825 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-30 22:35 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>823 But that was for promo on a movie. Being silly and fun for promo work is one thing, hanging around on a bouncy castle in a non-ironic way when you're 35 is another.

826 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-30 22:36 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>822 LOL! You're hilarious, Anon. ;)

827 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-30 22:39 ID:vqQuPn8c

Dropped off 6.29 and is going to be picked up again on 6.30 or 7.1. WTF? I'm amazed how she uses a jet and engages in transatlantic flights likes it's the family Volvo making the school run.

828 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-30 22:40 ID:NfOQYgdp

Please wear this Tom. Around inflatables and sparklers. It'll really help dispel those gay rumors

829 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-30 22:40 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>826 I didn't even bother writing 'sarcasm.' I knew you'd all know it was!

830 Name: sosorry : 2016-06-30 22:41 ID:D9gQVHva

How do you use the tracker of the plane? And where is the plane right now?

831 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-30 22:46 ID:NfOQYgdp

It just occurred to me that if TH stays with Tay Tay who is mostly tits, teeth, silicone and rhinoplasty, we are going to witness an incredible transformation. I'm predicting hair plugs, botox and and a return to the glorious radioactive face

832 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-30 22:55 ID:A/1EwO8E

>>825 True that.

>>828 You owe me a new keyboard, Anonon

833 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-30 22:56 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>816 high five

>>831 Oh god he'll look like Hugh Hefner among TayTay and her young model squad

834 Name: Anon. : 2016-06-30 22:57 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>828 He mostly resembles Uncle Sam actually. Tall, thin, can't grow a proper beard, looks of retirement age (that was unnecessarily cruel - I apologize). I predict TH as Uncle Sam: I WANT You...for an over publicized relationship.

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835 Name: Anonon : 2016-06-30 23:07 ID:NfOQYgdp

>>834 Can I suggest we all drink heavily so you can live vicariously through our slurry updates.

836 Name: NewAnon : 2016-06-30 23:25 ID:ixRvQFyw

Woah. I almost didn't recognize Tom without Taylor attached to his hand

837 Name: anonsy : 2016-06-30 23:32 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>836 "Where is Taylor?" Yes, Tom, this is your life now.

838 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-06-30 23:53 ID:A/1EwO8E

>>833 Re: your second comment - if I see Hugh Hefner's name in any TS/TH related article from here on out I'll know the press is lurking here.

839 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-01 00:35 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>831 I don't think she's mostly tits, teeth and rhinoplasty but I DO think she's mostly immature and crazy, especially in respect to her relationships. Sadly this has already rubbed off on TH, or at least unlocked the secret crazy vault he had hidden so well. I would have dealt with hair plugs better than pap strolling his immediate family.

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840 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-01 01:25 ID:xLRFWXLr

>>839 Any cocktail that contains the word 'mock' is cruel.
At a cursory glance she has had a lot of work done for a mere 26 year old: new boobs, eye lift, nose job, teeth makeover, rumored butt implants.

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841 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-01 01:29 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>840 It was a fan on Twitter, so it could really go either way.

842 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-01 01:47 ID:A/1EwO8E

" looks like the British actor could be moving in on Calvin Harris' Armani deal "

843 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-01 02:00 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>842 Oh how interesting. I guess the Armani deal is one of the perks of the contract?

Here's this too:

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844 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-01 02:13 ID:xLRFWXLr

Freaky foreshadowing....!

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845 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-01 02:24 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>844 hahahha! Down to ITALY! It's eerie!

You know sometimes I feel like Taylor was a tumblr Hiddlestoner and MET was her fangirl dreams come true lol Who knows maybe she wrote that fanfic herself 😂

846 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-01 02:34 ID:xLRFWXLr

>>845 By all accounts she used to be very active on tumblr so there's no doubt she was well aware of TH and the obsession over Little Hiddles and probably read that story.
In light of this showmances blatant fakery combined with this video and that fanfic I'm removing my foil hat and declaring she was shrooning with the team and came up with most of the storyline. It's like she's branched out from songwriting to penning romance fiction to showmancing her romance fiction irl.

847 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-01 02:57 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>846 That's right she was. Damn. Combined with the response to the MET dance off and everything Tom she may have read/ found on tumblr, she very well could using the fanfic and the Hiddleswift shippers wet dreams as a guideline. Or at the very least, being on tumblr she very well could've just ended up crushing on Tom shrugs

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848 Name: Anon : 2016-07-01 05:33 ID:IL6vAiQW

>>843 This article sounds like it was translated into English from the original Serbo-Croat: "Recently, Swift was seen decked up typical like a British countrywoman. She also sported a matching wax jacket akin to Hiddleston"

849 Name: Anon : 2016-07-01 06:01 ID:IL6vAiQW

I'm not feeling the Botox:

He's definitely had his teeth done, but I think braces, not caps. Here he is with his retainer:

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850 Name: qaz : 2016-07-01 06:09 ID:Me4dUJY8

>>823 I agree here, he has no problem to be silly at parties - we've seen enough photo booth pics of him wearing silly hats, clown glasses, making faces, etc. I totally see him jumping in that bouncy house, lol. He would look ridiculous, but he'd be up for that, I have no doubts. I hope there are photos!

851 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-01 06:27 ID:Heaven

>>814 I know, it does the same to me, I think you are supposed to know where it left off and be able to find it in that sea of other planes. I was too tired last night to do try, but at least we know the dates.

852 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-01 06:32 ID:Heaven

The 4th of July party is going to take place on the 2nd, isn't it? So it could be TH might spend Saturday in RI or NY and then leave for OZ.

>>836,839 Not having a hand to hold he was holding the phone. O r maybe he suddenly remembered he has to learn lines for a living.

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853 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-01 06:39 ID:Heaven

>>844 I said it from the start, when TS started following him on twitter in 2014 when she hardly followed anyone, it was a sign. She went to that dinner and Gala knowing well prepared and knowing very well what would work with him, i.e. praising ISTL like it's the best thing that ever happened to cinema and dancing.

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854 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-01 06:46 ID:b3C4kc0u

>>849 Botox requires biannual injections. I think he's as lazy with them as he is with changing his clothes, which is a good thing. While there's products and facials that give you temporary facelifts for special events, there's none I know of that will completely erase a deeply indented frown line. I've been watching that frown between his eyes vanish and slowly reappear, particularly in the last year.

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855 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-01 07:05 ID:Heaven

This is fun, they make fun of TH

856 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-01 07:08 ID:Heaven

CH was TS's true love, they should never have split

857 Name: N8Anon : 2016-07-01 07:26 ID:IkF6ezI7

>>856 Ouch! Is he suggesting, perhaps, that Ms Swift doesn't write her own songs and music by herself?

858 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-01 07:30 ID:Heaven

>>857 that and/or that he existed as a renowned artist before TS, which is true.

859 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-01 07:32 ID:b3C4kc0u

>>856 They were peas in a pod.
I wonder what delights to expect with TayTo; a twangy yodelling album with a touch of pop or a rom com: "Too fast: making out in Italy after a few weeks'

860 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-01 07:34 ID:b3C4kc0u

>>856 >>857 He's been hinting more than once that she isn't all that when it comes to writing her own content. He's such a bitter bitch, I love it

861 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-01 07:48 ID:A/1EwO8E

>>850 Hi qaz! It will be all fun and games, then either a pap with a super-long range lens will catch it and the creepy old man jokes will start.

>>854 I'll have to watch for the smooth forehead - I wasn't paying attention to that part of his body. I should be embarrassed, but ...

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862 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-01 08:01 ID:b3C4kc0u

>>861 It's my job to look at faces. I gotta say, I can't stand working on botox faces. The fat literally weeps out of their pores onto my brushes. I can't blend powder products, I have to stick to creams only even on eyelids. It ruins my brushes- they're instantly dripping in gross fat on contact. So there's a warning to all you lurking potential botox users. Aside from looking waxy and frozen and weird.

863 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-01 08:01 ID:dYPpRuCh

If I'm remembering correctly, the last time the smooth forehead made an appearance was when he did that photoshoot in all those double-breasted pinstripe suits.

864 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-01 08:02 ID:dYPpRuCh


865 Name: Anon : 2016-07-01 08:04 ID:IL6vAiQW

>>862 Oh that is so gross! Eeeeeeew!! I have never seen any website tell you that is a side effect (no wonder!)

866 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-01 08:07 ID:b3C4kc0u

>>863 Ignore all stills photos for reference as they are photoshopped. I go off red carpet or formal appearances. Nothing can be cheated on film. Unless you're Nicole Kidman in that Australia movie who had to have facial expressions edited onto her face frame by frame because she was so frozen (notice she didn't work for a while after that role)

867 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-01 08:09 ID:b3C4kc0u

>>865 It's something I've only recently realised and am forcing it as a discussion amongst peers in the industry. It is a problem which none of us have spoken about before. Maybe because it's so prevalent now, it's not just for celebs, everyone's doing it

868 Name: Anon : 2016-07-01 08:22 ID:IL6vAiQW

>>866 Thinking about it, there was a time when his skin looked great - during the September CP tour. I wondered if he had had some super hydrating treatment which made a difference for those 10 days or so. If he had just had Botox it iwould have worn off by April and he might not have had time to get it redone between Vietnam and starting the next publicity tour, when his skin looked bad.

869 Name: qaz : 2016-07-01 08:25 ID:Me4dUJY8

>>861 Hey, Whatsinaname! Well, that Hugh Hefner comparison is a bit mean, but... yeah. He and squad will look all kinds of awkward together. That's why I want photos, lol. I'm morbidly curious.

>>862 OMG, eeeew.

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870 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-01 08:36 ID:b3C4kc0u

tinfoil hat
You know, speaking of insider info, I find it alarming that the relationships being compared to TayTo most frequently are Cloony and Amal (gay) and Tom and Katie (gay). So that's a bit weird.

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871 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-01 08:43 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>870 Ah yes. But the question would be: which half of TayTo is gay?

I will now crawl back into my own tinfoil cocoon and await the next conspiracy theory.

872 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-01 08:46 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>870 Or, as I just realized is possible, were you saying that all parties involved in those relationships are gay? (If you don't feel comfortable answering don't worry about it.)

873 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-01 08:46 ID:b3C4kc0u

>>871 Exactery
also crawls into tinfoil cave

874 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-01 08:48 ID:b3C4kc0u

>>872 I have only heard of one side being gay but who knows? There were career opportunities galore for both partners involved (and for TH if you think about it)

875 Name: Anon : 2016-07-01 08:50 ID:h2slAuXM

>>874 Haven't heard on the grapevine that AC is gay, just GC. I think she just has a tooth of gold.

876 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-01 08:55 ID:b3C4kc0u

>>875 Tooth of gold is a kind description. All of Tom Cruises ex's have made a name for themselves and also garnered a lot of leverage in the industry. It's possible TH is doing the age old bearding in reverse (because he's a feminist). It's a reach though and I may not come to this conclusion when sober

877 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-01 09:01 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>876 Of course! Bearding for feminism! Yes, for feminism, just like his naked bottom, thrusting on television and movie screens across the globe.

878 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-01 09:05 ID:b3C4kc0u

>>877 Taking one for the team

879 Name: Anon : 2016-07-01 09:37 ID:6SVQ0Pil

>>878 Or, not taking any for the team!

880 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-01 10:02 ID:Heaven

>>862 Eeew! these people are crazy, it's not the money, they are just crazy. No wonder when the effect disappears they look even worse.

>>870,871 we should start making a line of tinfoil clothes to wear according to the occasion.

881 Name: Anon : 2016-07-01 10:10 ID:rftTz6Ku

Those "number 11" vertical wrinkles that TH has between his eyebrows are a classic sign of smoking also...

882 Name: Anon : 2016-07-01 10:11 ID:rftTz6Ku

>>880 Well Taylor was wearing a tinfoil dress to the Met Gala so she is way ahead of us!

883 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-01 10:14 ID:Heaven

>>882 damn you're right, I forgot the first axiom of the TS book, "everything is planned in advance"!

884 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-01 10:38 ID:Heaven

Is the fact that BBC Radio1's program is shading them really really bad?

885 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-01 10:48 ID:dYPpRuCh

886 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-01 10:50 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>884 Yikes! Tom's been a guest on that program, hasn't he?

887 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-01 10:53 ID:0FYoOZ+W

It's never ending, the cynicism pours another drink

888 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-01 11:14 ID:Heaven

>>885 Ouch at those tweets.

>>886 I think so, he's never ever going back together with the press.

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889 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-01 11:18 ID:vqQuPn8c

I sense a GC article coming. They always like to trot one out when the press gets too bad for TS...or too close to the truth.

890 Name: N8Anon : 2016-07-01 11:30 ID:IkF6ezI7


891 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-01 11:33 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>887 I don't think TS is capable of that sorta avant guard approach to video making or social experimentation. This is what usually happens when people are so surprised at a situation that they can't believe it's real; they start to try to explain it away. We've all done it here with our tin hats.

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892 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-01 11:35 ID:vqQuPn8c

>>890 Gossip Cop. A mouthpiece for TS as well as other celebs. I'm fairly certain they let PR people write their copy.

893 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-01 11:35 ID:ixRvQFyw

Wow. The mocking just continues. I really hope the two don't end up doing something dumb and extreme just to change people's minds about the relationship being real. Because with their current timeline it won't look good.

894 Name: N8Anon : 2016-07-01 11:37 ID:IkF6ezI7

>>892 Aha! Got it. Thanks x

895 Name: Anon : 2016-07-01 13:06 ID:6SVQ0Pil

>>891 Avant garde TS!!!!!! No, I don't believe that.

Who knows what is going on inside TS's lizard brain. This is a new experience for her, having the tablecloth pulled away so everyone can see how the trick is done. I have little doubt, though, that she is image-obsessed enough to pull the plug if she thinks this is harming her, irrespective of any feelings she might have for TH.

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896 Name: N8Anon : 2016-07-01 13:27 ID:IkF6ezI7

>>895 I agree, I think he'll be stubborn about it. He's said often enough (aside from wanging on about privacy and not oversharing) that he can't control what people think of him, so I think he'll stick to that and feel he is being true to himself.
Captcha is - Dilation - WTF!

897 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-01 13:30 ID:Heaven

>>895,896 I wish he had stuck to some other of the things he said. But I hope that if he says something along the lines of wanting to be private about his love life or that some things are sacred, the journalists will laugh in his face.

898 Name: N8Anon : 2016-07-01 14:18 ID:IkF6ezI7

>>897 Same here. It's going to be interesting to see how he handles it.

899 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-01 15:58 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>895 Agreed. I wouldn't be surprised if he believes that it'll all just blow over in due time.

I do find it interesting that E! went from publishing detailed accounts of TayTo's dates minutes after the pics release to writing think pieces about the couple's supposed staged romance and worrying for Taylor Swift.

900 Name: Anon : 2016-07-01 19:48 ID:IL6vAiQW

Has it really been 48 hours since we were gifted with any pics? Is this the calm before the July 4 social media apocalypse?

901 Name: Anon : 2016-07-01 20:01 ID:IL6vAiQW

Here's an article that makes a really obvious point about rock n stroll that I never thought about. If they were engaging in pda on a crowded beach (a detail given to us by the Sun which said "An onlooker revealed: “They were all over each other – hugging and kissing – even though there were 20 people coming and going on the beach") then where are the fan photos of this encounter? I haven't seen a single one.

902 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-01 22:16 ID:vqQuPn8c

I have been waiting to get home from work for this! Disclaimer: This baby is eating away at my brain so my IQ is dropping fast, this is all conjecture and I could never support a policy paper with these assumptions, but here goes:

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903 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-01 22:28 ID:vqQuPn8c

Looks like he had voiceover work? Maybe we won't get TH in a Borat mankini. Disappointment, thy name is TayTo.

904 Name: Savvy : 2016-07-01 22:43 ID:mjDeTkSn

Jesus Christ! Did she really do this?

905 Name: Anon. : 2016-07-01 22:48 ID:vqQuPn8c

906 Name: Savvy : 2016-07-01 22:54 ID:mjDeTkSn

I forgot to include the link. Sorry.

907 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-01 23:03 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>904 >>906 Yes, yes she did.

908 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-01 23:17 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>906 Yep. That whole Kennedy boy thing was so pathetic because he was still a minor and she was 22-23 something. It was pretty creepy and getting papped at his mom's grave...that's when I stopped giving Taylor Swift the benefit of the doubt.

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909 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-02 00:47 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>908 Maybe this is going to turn out to be some bizarre commentary on celebrity life after all. Plot modeled after a fanfic, obviously staged "paparazzi" photos...

910 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-02 00:50 ID:A/1EwO8E

>>906 I remember this from a news story after it happened. And I remember my mouth agape.

911 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-02 01:32 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>909 oh god I hope not. Tom will go on and on ad nauseam about fame and its trappings and quote Shakespeare and post modern poems while all Taylor puts out a Blank Space style video and song with yet another victim perspective.

I'd rather take my chances with a poorly introduced eager romance between two adults with the emotional range of a 13 yr old teenager. It's more entertaining.

912 Name: sosorry : 2016-07-02 02:13 ID:D9gQVHva

Did anyone else notice that the Swift plane was on the move today? The tail number N898TS had a flight starting at 19:23 today. Is there a way to track the city that the plane took off from and landed in? How do you do that?

913 Name: sosorry : 2016-07-02 02:16 ID:D9gQVHva

BTW, the plane is not on the move now. So I am assuming this must have been a short flight in the US.

914 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-02 02:19 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>912 >>913 Probably gathering her Squad.

915 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-02 02:57 ID:kgW+V0dO

>>909 Yes, I want them to go meta. It's the only way out where they can both save face. She can morph into a woman that takes control and gain an adult intelligent fanbase and TH can go back to being a likeable gronk.

>>906 This is incredible. What a transparent attempt to role play yet another fantasy. She truly lives in a dream bubble. I just can't comprehend her guile and stoicism.

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916 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-02 03:08 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>915 Every time Tom's publicly seen with a woman, someone trolls around on the tumblr gossip blogs with some story about how he's actually seeing a "short curvy brunette" or some variant thereof. I forget if it was when Tom was with JA or EO, but someone sent all kinds of anons to the Town Bike about a woman from Toronto who was Tom's secret girlfriend. Short, brunette, didn't want to be in the public eye. He supposedly met her during Crimson Peak filming, they'd been seen together in restaurants and public places, the usual story. Eventually someone claiming to be the woman in question contacted Town Bike and said it wasn't true and to please stop posting about her. Fast forward to the present day, and the exact same thing is happening on THEOanons.

917 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-02 04:57 ID:+bbjgOol

>>913 She has two planes. She could be using the other to pick up Tom. I'm not sure if her fans trace the second one too.

918 Name: sosorry : 2016-07-02 05:00 ID:D9gQVHva

Okay. E! news just officially listed TH as one the "A-list," during their breakdown of celebrity couples leading up to Independence Day. Wow. This included Affleck/Garner, Holmes/J Foxx, and B Cooper/Shayk. They placed TS in Rhode Island, without mentioning TH in London. Maybe this plan is TH's grab for visibility before putting his head under the sand for Thor 3. Not saying there won't be more TS sightings though. Although this romance seems like a lusty con job w PR benefits for both parties, maybe this twisted plan is working in Hollyweird, and TH's fan base just to accept it. Hmm...

919 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-02 05:08 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>917 They do track both planes, and have some secret Swiftie coven on tumblr where they all privately message each other about it or something.

920 Name: sosorry : 2016-07-02 05:20 ID:D9gQVHva

I have tracked the second plane! Tail D-BETI. This plane is based in Germany, took off near Wertheim am Main and is flying what seems like a local flight flying NE in Germany towards Northern Germany, possibly up to Denmark. So this second plane is definitely not headed to London. Maybe TS leases the second plane when she does not use it. So if TH is headed to the US, he would probably fly commercial. The internet is scary!

921 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-02 05:27 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>920 I saw that tail number on a photo in an article about her planes that was captioned "A Dassault Falcon 50 like the the one registered to S A T A, LLC." so I don't think that's her actual plane. Based on the tracking info, that particular plane never leaves Germany.

922 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-02 05:32 ID:dYPpRuCh

Here's the article. It seems like the Falcon 50 is her "backup plane," and the Falcon 900 is used for international flights as it holds more fuel. So the 900 would be the one she sent for Tom.

923 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-02 05:44 ID:dYPpRuCh

Okay. So I found out the tail number of the F 50, registered to the same company as her F 900 (S A T A, LLC). It hasn't flown since May.

924 Name: M : 2016-07-02 06:05 ID:9zOUSsxE

>>920 ops :)

925 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-02 06:15 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>924 D-BETI isn't her plane.

Here are her two planes:

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926 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-02 06:19 ID:dYPpRuCh

D-BETI is owned by a man named Adolf Wuerth. It's based in Germany.

927 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-02 06:42 ID:Heaven

Yeah, anonsy is right, I think theoanon is being trolled about that student, especially because TH hasn't been in London enough to do anything, he left for Hawaii as soon as he finished promoting CP, thn he was home for 2 weeks around xmas (and for those that supported the idea that THEO was still a thing, he was with EO) and then away until what June? The only thing he dicked in London were hid underware.

928 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-02 06:43 ID:Heaven

I go with my theory that if there isn't any TH appearance for the 4th of July party, we won't be seeing them together until after SDCC, so people will be more inclined to buy it was a summer fling and forgive him. Then she will appear in OZ.

929 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-02 06:54 ID:Heaven

And to say he wanted so much to be cool

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930 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-02 06:59 ID:Heaven

I'm starting to have a feeling TS's fans make things up as they go along

931 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-02 07:02 ID:Heaven

Ruffalo is already on set

932 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-02 07:07 ID:Heaven

>>906 and TH is dating this moron? This moron is a feminist symbol?

933 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-02 07:08 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>930 Her fans insanity levels make the craziest Hiddlestoner look relatively normal. I'm still a little shocked at how her fans track her planes. Twitter sightings at an international airport vs. actual real time tracking of a private wonder she has all that security detail. The way her fans worship her, there's no telling when one could lose it.

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934 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-02 07:10 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>933 And by serious relationship, I mean it'll be over in 3 months or less. If they do end up being together for much longer well then bravo.

935 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-02 07:15 ID:A/1EwO8E

Hey, speaking of Botox, can you tell if there have been hair plugs from this pic:

936 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-02 07:17 ID:dzHdSeG9

I'm just posting to help us fill an entire thread in a week

937 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-02 07:25 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>930 Amazing how they flew from Rhode Island to Paris and back to Rhode Island all in one day, since there aren't even enough hours in a day for that to be possible. Not to mention Tom was in London recording voiceover work at the same time! Taylor Swift truly works miracles.

938 Name: Anon : 2016-07-02 07:27 ID:rftTz6Ku

I can't with the flight tracker thing! Are they in Paris? Must say I find this very unlikely given her thing with holding a July 4 party with inflatables every year.

Tiny PhD. Hmm. The reason I doubt that rumour is that it was never mentioned at the time. We/theoanons' followers/the fandom generally were all looking for THEO sightings - so a sighting of him having PDA with someone else would have been gold dust. But it wasn't mentioned even though according to theoanons' sources it was widely known. Sounds quite similar to the alleged sighting of THEO in Jan 15 which nobody mentioned at the time but which nw3 remembered about later.

939 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-02 07:27 ID:A/1EwO8E

>>925 Which plane is the one with a bed?

940 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-02 07:27 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>935 Something is wrong with that pic - Tom's entire forehead looks warped.

941 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-02 07:32 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>938 They're not. It's fanfiction.

>>939 If one of them has a bed, it's likely the F 900. It's larger and better for long distance flights, and she uses it much more frequently. .

942 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-02 07:32 ID:dzHdSeG9

>>935 I think he's already started plugging at the front but its too hard to tell. It's very thin at the hairline which is why they cut so much length in to disguise it. He's worn lace fringes on films so I wouldn't be surprised if he has one for events but he's far too lazy to apply one every day. I've seen celebs that have hairdressers put on their hair every morning and gotten quite a fright seeing them without their wig.

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943 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-02 07:35 ID:Heaven

Talking of hair, didn't his hairstylist tweeted a DM of his after the BAFTA TV awards where h ethanked her? I think it was RT by Frenchie.

944 Name: Anon : 2016-07-02 07:35 ID:rftTz6Ku


945 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-02 07:37 ID:dzHdSeG9

>>930 Paris? Really?
>>938 I can't with the plane tracker either. Surely all her stalker fans have that covered
>>937 That voiceover photo was posted round midday yesterday London time so It could have been a late late lunch (unlikely)

946 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-02 07:39 ID:dzHdSeG9

>>944 I would argue the scale dropped off far more dramatically at the time of the RI pics. An instant plummet to really uncool

947 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-02 07:42 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>946 Yes, and by now we've reached a point so low it would be off the bottom of the magazine page. A point I like to call "so uncool it feels like the fiery depths of hell, please God make it stop."

948 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-02 07:46 ID:Heaven

>>943 found it (frenchie as usual rt to show she hangs out with his circle of people) So woudl someone that works at a hairsaloon called "relahairlondon" do hairplugs? Because that would be funny.

949 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-02 07:51 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>948 They do offer "hair enhancement" services, according to their website. Looks like extensions, feathering, that sort of thing.

950 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-02 07:55 ID:dzHdSeG9

>>948 Hairdressers cut hair and color. That is usually all they do. There's specialists for the other stuff.
That Frenchie seems a bit special. I'd be putting her on my single white female list if I were him.

951 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-02 07:59 ID:A/1EwO8E

>>942 Good info, thanks Anonon.

952 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-02 07:59 ID:dzHdSeG9

>>947 He's sunk so low I'm beginning to pity him. I need him to parade in that Borat suit to remind me he doesn't deserve my secondhand remorse.
Here's to hoping he's on a flight from Paris to RI (where's our resident plane trackers?)

953 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-02 08:02 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>952 If he's on a plane it's not one of hers, but I feel like we would have gotten an airport sighting like we usually do if he was wandering around an airport somewhere.

954 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-02 08:08 ID:dzHdSeG9

>>953 Well that blows Paris out of the equation.

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955 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-02 08:13 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>954 So, recent botox and some extra hair help?

956 Name: Savvy : 2016-07-02 10:48 ID:PQoSb8Og

This stupid showmance is not helping his career. If the Academy had announced the new members before he started dating Taylor Swift, he would be all over the news bec of his work instead of being mocked for dating this eternal schoolgirl.
The British press, which used to love him and praise him before this romance, would talk about it. And I'm sure he would have tweeted something also.

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957 Name: N8Anon : 2016-07-02 11:06 ID:HFbtrqyR

>>956 I know, it's actually making me feel sorry for him now. What a mess.
All the private jets and fancy hotel suites in the world are not going to wash this grub away. Once the infatuation has calmed down, he might end up feel pretty silly.

958 Name: Anon : 2016-07-02 11:42 ID:6SVQ0Pil

>>954 The hairline might be the angle. Here it looks a lot worse than face on. I agree about the Botox though. I think he maybe had it done when he had that period of "down time" in New York, after the end of the ISTL/NM publicity tour and before he re-emerged for the WH corespondents' dinner. I do recall he could not be accounted for for a few days. His face looks a lot less lined than in the W pics which were taken mid April. So I am guessing Botox in the last 2 weeks of April.

959 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-02 12:18 ID:Heaven

Weren't there videos of this dinner? I'm not a botox expert, but if he had botox just before it, he wouldn't have been able to move his forehead as usual, right?

960 Name: Anon : 2016-07-02 12:31 ID:6SVQ0Pil

Here he is on snapchat eating a doughnut - and raising his eyebrows! I think good Botox should not leave you unable to move your face. It might also depend on how recently you had it (I have never had Botox!). The number 11s between his eyebrows seem a lot less noticeable though. https://mobile.

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961 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-02 12:54 ID:Heaven

>>960 Here's another from that dinner

Now the dinner was on April 30th? Here's an interview for Tribeca from 2 weeks before, tbh he looks the same to me.

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962 Name: Anon : 2016-07-02 13:20 ID:6SVQ0Pil

No sign of Tom at Wimbledon as yet:

963 Name: ?? : 2016-07-02 14:18 ID:INLrnF7w

To be completely offtopic from the swiftage, saw a gif of Tom during OLLA where he got grumpy. Anyone know if there is a video form of that? My google and youtube skills were not up to snuff, so I thought I'd ask >.<


964 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-02 14:33 ID:Heaven

>>963 maybe these?
OLLA behind the scenes
part 1

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965 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-02 14:34 ID:Heaven

and thanks to ?? because I found this gem, TH not leaving but returning (or going) to the NY hotel after RI (did he go sign a NDA you think?) The pap didn't mince words!

966 Name: Anon : 2016-07-02 19:39 ID:IL6vAiQW

>>965 Wow. Angry back. One for anyone who said he looked really happy in New York after RI.1

967 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-02 19:47 ID:ixRvQFyw

People are crediting Taylor Swift for getting Tom in the Academy class. As in them dating is responsible for that. I thought you have to be nominated by your peers for that and it had to have been in the works way longer than them dating.
Is everything he does and every accolade he gets going to get attributed to Taylor?

968 Name: Anon : 2016-07-02 20:14 ID:IL6vAiQW

>>967 I suspect that's the kind of thing that might lead TH to end this sooner than later. He is (rightly) proud of his success and I don't think he will tolerate people saying it is all because of TS.

969 Name: Anon : 2016-07-02 20:48 ID:IL6vAiQW

Latest USW screed. No longer peddling the "not BF and GF" line. However also their "source" looks hilariously bad. Last sentence is that TH "has some surprises planned for the rest [of the Rome trip after the Colosseum]." Like dragging her round the Vatican museums, and then going home to attend a RADA exhibition!

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970 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-02 21:08 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>969 That jumped fast from "not boyfriend girlfriend yet" to "100% in love". The things that jumped out to me

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971 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-02 21:12 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>968 Well they're already painting him as an opportunist. If a breakup happens sooner than 3 months, they'll either paint him as taking advantage of her or if she wants to be nice to him they could go for the "true love destroyed by media scrutiny" angle (which coincidentally was what that Hiddleswift fanfic deals with)

972 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-03 00:03 ID:A/1EwO8E

Keep checking back on this tweet and hopefully the person who wrote it will say the destination of the flight he was on with TH.

973 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-03 00:13 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>972 According to his Twitter he's on the way to Seattle.

974 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-03 00:14 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>972 The guy said he's headed towards Seattle but he left from Copenhagen. How would the trajectory work if this dude is headed to the US and Tom is headed to Australia? Unless Tom is not headed to Australia...

975 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-03 00:44 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>974 First off, the tweeter is a girl - that was my mistake. Secondly, she seems to be taking some sort of long roundabout way with several layovers to get to Seattle since it's taking her a full 24 hours, but the flight she was on with Tom was likely headed somewhere in North America. Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe flights from London to Australia typically fly east over Asia rather than west over the United States. However, the last few times Tom was flying to Australia he stopped over in Los Angeles to do business for a day.

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976 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-03 00:45 ID:A/1EwO8E

Copenhagen to London (TH) to Seattle to Australia. Unless there's a stop between London and Seattle.

977 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-07-03 00:46 ID:A/1EwO8E

>>975 Ah yes. So prolly Boston or New York

978 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-03 00:53 ID:dYPpRuCh

Unless, of course, Tom was in Copenhagen for some reason and he was on the flight from there to London. Not the most likely scenario but still possible.

979 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-03 01:04 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>975 I thought it was a guy too. I didn't see your post before I posted mine lol We both were mistaken. Yeah, I thought the easier route would be direct London to Queensland. Maybe he is stopping in LA and then Australia.

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980 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-03 01:51 ID:vDmgZcgg

Is this one of really low tier tabloids?

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981 Name: sosorry : 2016-07-03 01:56 ID:D9gQVHva

Completely plausible that TH is headed to Tayamerica on a commercial flight to NY or Boston. Does he not have to be there on the first day of filming? I would have thought that TS would have just sent a plane for TH. Her primary plane flew again today at 10:24am. Did anyone see where it went?

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982 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-03 02:09 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>980 LOL I've never even heard of it. I have to say, the "source" stories are getting sillier and sillier as each day goes by.

>>981 Tom told a story once that he met with Marc Abraham (and Rodney Crowell?) to talk about ISTL on Easter Sunday while he was filming Crimson Peak, so I guess it's just whenever everyone is available.

983 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-03 03:09 ID:dYPpRuCh

Apparently the party IS happening right now:
https://twitter. com/CaitDittman/status/749410141083230212

984 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-03 03:18 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>983 Or Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds could just be there early hanging out, I guess.

985 Name: Savvy : 2016-07-03 03:29 ID:xfXZgLOU

We all know Tom will be there too. He's making a fool of himself.

986 Name: ?? : 2016-07-03 06:02 ID:INLrnF7w

>>980 Not going to lie, that story is creepy to me. Yep we're moving to fast trolololol fake marry me, so funny much lol.

But as a serial commitmentphobe that's just me being weird but acknowledging you're moving too fast by fake proposing is just... awkward.

987 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-03 06:11 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>986 I'd be more creeped out by it if I thought it actually happened.

Her fans are probably loving it though. After all, a bunch of them on Instagram thought it was totally possible to take a flight from Rhode Island to Paris for lunch and then fly back to Rhode Island again.

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988 Name: Anon : 2016-07-03 06:33 ID:IL6vAiQW

>>975 You're right. If you're headed to Australia from London you can get a direct flight which refuels in Hong Kong or Singapore. I've never heard of any airline flying west. You would typically use either BA or one of the Asian airlines (Singapore, Cathay etc) for that journey. Headed west means an intended stop off in the US.

989 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-03 07:19 ID:Heaven

>>980 LOL a guy who stopped using twitter because of some "vitriol" he received isn't capable of cheering up anyone.

990 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-03 07:22 ID:Heaven

I wonder if it was worth exposing his family like this

991 Name: N8Anon : 2016-07-03 07:26 ID:N593EfKc

>>985 I'm cringing already. Oh god, it's going to be awful.

992 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-03 07:44 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>985 >>990 >>991 Hiddlecringe 2k16.

993 Name: Anon : 2016-07-03 08:09 ID:IL6vAiQW

>>991 >>992 Unfortunately I think we have to prepare ourselves for Instagram 4 July apocalypse. She loves her annual party and she has a new boyfriend. Of course she is going to want him there.

994 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-03 08:13 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>993 This is me every time I see anything to do with this mess:

995 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-03 08:19 ID:Heaven

>>994 that is what TH was supposed ot think when it all started :)

>>993 on the bright side MichaelK will have plenty of material.

996 Name: NewAnon : 2016-07-03 08:35 ID:ixRvQFyw

>>995 DListed's ridicule is the silver lining in this mess. I can't wait to see what he'll call TH now. Maybe the theme of JCPenny catalogue will continue.

997 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-03 09:04 ID:x8DsB0Ik

Oh wat is he confirmed to be Boratting?
This is beyond cringe. I draw the line at dad with squad.

On another note, I have being doing my darnedest to squeeze gossip out of the usual industry blabbermouths and the consensus is: 'who is Tom Hiddleston?' and 'I don't want to talk about fucking Taylor Swift, I hate her.'

998 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-03 09:09 ID:dYPpRuCh

>>997 He was apparently on a plane to North America today, so the assumption is that he will be at the party. Unfortunately.

Interesting about your snooping. That could explain some of the motivation behind this relationship, actually - he wants to be more known so he dates a pop superstar, she wants to be more liked so she dates internet darling British gentleman.

999 Name: Anonon : 2016-07-03 09:31 ID:x8DsB0Ik

>>998 Well that backfired then didn't it. She's still annoying and disliked and his name is still not a household one.

Perhaps we are ridiculing a genuine relationship between to try hard exhibitionists with a Kardashian thirst for attention and broken brakes on their emotions exercising their medieval g-rated love for the world to adore only to find an even stronger bond in isolation from extreme worldwide ridicule.

1000 Name: anonsy : 2016-07-03 12:46 ID:dYPpRuCh

Started a new thread. Congrats everyone on filling this one up so fast - it was a record!