Her narratives are always so high school. I think she peaked in sophomore year and has been stuck at 15 since her homeschooling started. Any adult reading that E! article is rolling their eyes at the sheer ridiculousness of it all but her fanbase is probably making fanart going "omg she's so sweet and kind and she finally found someone who'll take care of little lovely heart"'
More like icebox in her chest cavity eyeroll