'I MADE EYE CONTACT WITH TOM HIDDLESTON AND SAW THE SIDE OF TAYLOR SWIFTS HEAD'
'His eyes are incredibly dreamy and I nearly fell down the stairs, WHAT A FAB BIRTHDAY'
'@twhiddleston Thank you for the eye contact in a restaurant tonight, I loved everyone millisecond and it made my 16th birthday 😉😂xx'
All from the same tweeter who is possibly trolling but probably saw the happy couple having dinner together while miraculously avoiding photographs. Forgot to call the paps this time or pap photos coming soon...