'Someone call the search party – Hiddleswift is missing.
Last month, the internet was inundated with loved-up pictures of Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston:
They awkwardly cuddled on rocks as if they were in a Nicholas Sparks film.
They walked hand-in-hand around Rome.
Tay Tay met Tom's mum Diana.
Tom donned that embarrassing 'I <3 T.Swift' tank top at the singer's 4th July celebrations.
They repeatedly looked suspiciously happy walking through airports together (no one looks that happy after a long-haul flight, Taylor).
But now – nothing.'