I
love this response from
reddit:
"I'm not sure how to convince you in a few sentences that this is the way to go given your situation, but:
1. Download
PLT scheme 2. Use the free
How to Design Programs book
"If you put effort into that, you'll have a very, very good foundation for learning more about programming. I would strongly recommend against
anything else for someone with no programming experience. I'd be willing to fight someone with rocks on this point."