We should put all world leaders in a giant Thunderdome armed with combat knifes and machetes. Last one alive gets to be World Leader for the next 2-4 years. The top 10 longest survivors of the previous round get to pick a special weapon. The special equipment choices are:
- The Visible Hand of Economics: Steel knuckles.
- Tinpot Dictator's Assassination Protection: A suit of medieval-style armor made out of tin.
- Finer Points of Soft Power: An airsoft pistol.
- Domino Theory, Applied: Giant slabs of concrete to be placed in the arena in whichever configuration the participant chooses.
- The Middle Income Trap: A set of remote-activated spike traps.
- Belt and Rope Initiative: Ten ropes to be prepared before the match starts, as well as a cool whip.
- The Balance of Power: Gives you and five of your chosen allies random items from this list.