No violent protests. Say what you will about the lack of people being upset about the many terrible things going on here, but we are a just very polite people when it comes to politics. I haven't seen any angry mobs getting doused with water cannons here in a long time.
Our immigrants are largely Mexican. Mexicans don't blow up buses.
Ample parking day and night? Seriously, free parking abounds outside of major cities.
Free refills on soft drinks. Unheard of damn near anywhere else with the exception of Canada. This is not true in NYC which I am lobbying hard to have ceded to France for its betrayal of this greatest of American values.
On that note: I can get a hamburger 24 hours a day (God Bless America! Salute). This is true nearly everywhere in the USA. Even Fairbanks has a Denny's.