I've been trying to put order into the whole drama history around cracky-chan, her pictures, livejournals and the related shenannigans going on in 4chan's /b/ and elsewhere. This is a first rough draft, so help me out with additional knowledge or correct me where I might have been wrong, please.

• January 6th

The first cracky-chan pics appear on /b/. The very first one, posted on
02:17 shows the soon to be famous "'sup 4chan" phrase written on the
palm of her hand. During the next two weeks, more sets appear on /b/
and W.T. Snacks finds out that the poster's IP is from the UK.

• February 5th

"cracky" becomes wordfiltered on /b/.

• March 29th

www.livejournal.com/users/freakygirl/ becomes publically known.
No new pics appear, but the hints solidify and people assume they have
got into contact with the real cracky-chan. The owner of cracky-chan.com
will later denounce this journal as fake, though this might have been a move
to protect her identity, as he also later takes down all of her real pictures
from his website.
Also, later on, another journal, whether fake or real, becomes known:
www.livejournal.com/users/kittycat/

• April 3rd

cracky-chan's tripcode becomes publically known through shii:
shii.org/bbs/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=65
It is "sweet" and makes the claim that the original cracky-chan pictures
weren't originally posted by her herself more believable.

• April 6th, 7th

www.livejournal.com/users/scarecrowmaiden becomes publically known,
many new cracky-chan pics appear on /b/, some nude, some disturbing,
some both. The journal gets deleted by the owner very quickly.

• June 6th

cracky-chan pics become bannable even on /b/.
Anonymous mods talk of emails from cracky requesting this.

Relevant links:

http://dis.4chan.org/read.php/dis/1105041340/
http://www.world4ch.org/read.php/vip/1105048788/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1106733749
http://www.livejournal.com/community/cracky_chan/

THE LIVEJOURNAL WILL BE FOUND.
ONE DAY
ONE HOUR
WE WILL FIND YOU CRACKY

idiot.

From my sources inside the iron curtain I am told that Cracky's dad sends 4chan a letter with many 4 letter english words...

>>3
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I heard Cracky-chan is Moot's wife

I heard Cracky-chan is W.T.Snacks

>>1
This is serious research. I look forward to further readings from you NEET.

Hiyah...

I used to have scarecrowmaiden on my friends list, and then she vanished, looking around I found this page... can you explain what's going on? Ta!

>>9

Everything we know is written down in >>1

Lurk more

>>10
Quiet, you. We need more people posting.

post

cracky-chan dies

spike fucked cracky-chan in the ass

>>14
Oh dear. With a spike?

is this cracky-chan
http://nub.iichan.net/b/res/10457.html

i found this looking for scarecrowmaiden what happend to her????

>>17
>>10

People say that she is under 18 is this true or myth.

>>19
I think one of her comments she made in one of her own LJ entries under the scarecrowmaiden name said that she was 15 at the time of some Rammstein concert from which people then, based on the assumption that she was living in the UK and other pieces of info, that she indeed was and still is underage (under 18 years old).
As the LJ is deleted, all of this can be regarded as nothing but rumours, though.

yeah she's 15

Saw http://nub.iichan.net/b/res/10457.html before it was deleted and would have to say it seriously did not look like cracky. It was a mosaic of pictures of a red haired girl in a polka dot dress, but did not have cracky's features.

Is she from Finland?

LO AND BEHOLD:

http://www.crackypedia.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/

>>23

>>There are NO indecent Cracky-chan photos here.

Hm.

Note to all visitors from crackypedia: This is not a "4chan archive thread".

lolz

At the Otakon panel someone asked about Cracky. Snack's answer was she was "very very freaked out"

I've been silent about it during all this time, trying to convince myself that it was not true. But I can't take it anymore. The truth is, Cracky-chan, I'm in love with you. I've hopelessly fallen for your beauty, your charm, your words... Cracky-chan, you are beautiful. When I look at you, I appreciate the artistic aspect of the human form, its eleborateness... Ah, Cracky-chan...

We need to see the story about the guy who goes to Pocky-chan for buttsecks or whatever

cracky-chan's photobucket is img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/pheelie/

You can see some of those images by putting the URL into Google's image search.

>>28
No, we don´t.

this was deleted from 4chan's dis
http://www.43things.com/person/scarecrowmaiden

scarecrowmaiden wants to do 34 things

1. forget 8 people
2. hide 2 people
3. get better 9 people
4. not be scared 4 people

  1 cheer

5. Learn to cook 849 people
6. be nicer 70 people
7. Not give up, now or ever 11 people

  1 cheer

8. go on a road trip with no predetermined destination 1300 people

  1 cheer

9. relax 344 people
10. stop feeling guilty 24 people
11. Go to the movies 13 people
12. Stop caring what other people think of me 196 people

  1 cheer

13. stop being so shy 55 people
14. do something wild 3 people
15. lose some weight 105 people
16. be happy 1918 people
17. Take over the world 97 people
18. not let people get to me 6 people

  1 cheer

19. Drink eight glasses of water each day 396 people
20. commit acts of random kindness 47 people

  1 cheer

21. sleep! 196 people
22. be able to stand up to people who intimidate me. 15 people
23. hug someone 5 people
24. live passionately 707 people
25. live 134 people
26. go to a rock concert 16 people
27. end it 9 people
28. write a book 2432 people
29. Stop being depressed 13 people

  1 cheer

30. play with dolls 2 people
31. Visit Ireland 323 people
32. Feel Pretty Again... 5 people
33. be healthy 186 people
34. stop eating meat 8 people

  1 cheer

>>29
Your search - inurl:pheelie - did not match any documents.

>>32

Like this, you numbnut:

http://images.google.com/images?q=img.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv131%2Fpheelie%2F&hl=en&hs=630&lr=&safe=off

http://wtfux.org/cams/kareha.pl/1124905651/

> oh shit nobody mention she lives in Oxford near a football pitch and a church because there are so few churches and football pitches in the UK, also nobody mention she sometimes skates at the Oxford Ice Rink because I am sure she will be there exactly when tirel shows up with the flowers+engagementring ether+duct tape

A picture of her house was also posted in that thread.

Listen, you all suck and need to find a new hobby. Honestly, go get a girlfriend.

FO REEL!

I dont care about her.

>>35 >>36 GA!

>>28
http://www.crackypedia.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/crackypart23.png

cracky is just some mildly atractive british girl, get over it, all of you, NOW!

I heard Cracky's farts smell like vanilla.

>>41
That's Yukorin! You must be confused!

Wow, someone went delete-happy!

Hay, this is /dqn/

As long as it isn't illegal we can do stuff here, can't we?

out of interest for scarecrowmaiden's well-being I have had second thoughts about >>44-49. I don't think it was very important info but after posting I realized someone might actually try to stalk her down.

scarecrowmaiden, I loved your artwork and I hope you will one day have the courage to start posting your finds again.

oh okay

>>50

That's right. If you break the law, I will delete your post, and depending on how stupid you were, put your IP on the front page, and/or notify the cops.

I SAID "OKAY"

wow!! tell me about >>44-49 plz!

>>55
It was just a bunch of inducted assumptions about cracky's lifestyle and whereabouts based on the already available information.

>>56
Nah, it was some not-so-clever LJ stalking based on the other recent posts.

Isn't that more or less what I said?

No, you said I wrote it myself. I copy-pasted it from places on LiveJournal.

oh alright

Somebody needs to stalk this thread, too.

LARBL MAH MARBL!

http://photobucket.com/albums/v131/pheelie/ is now offline, maybe for a short time or forever-_-"

STOP STALK

>>66
Seconded.

>>65
Good riddance to old rubbish. Now can we let her be?

I'm thinking maybe we should introduce a global rule for 4-ch never to disclose personal offline information like adress or telephone numbers.

Then we could continue stalking her with a clear concious.

Being anonymous is fun, ain't it?

sho 'nuff.

http://www.livejournal.com/community/crackychan/

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The requested URL was not found on this server.

GONE ONCE AGAIN!

posting in a cracky-thread!

haha skateboards and sluts lol

I miss her.

Where does she actually live?

>>78
I think that's one of the few pieces of information on her that really doesn't belong here.

>>79
You know it or do you want to be the attention whore?
When you know it, then write me an email.
Thanks =)

I don't know where she lives, I just think that this definitively isn't the place to display private & personal offline contact information.

>>81
ok, you're right. :/

i heard there is a new journal..anyone found it?
i saw in the lj community crackychan that someone had found new journal..any info?

j

there is no new journal. she's long gone

What

>>86
spam.txt here we come

what are these people referring to?
http://www.livejournal.com/community/cracky_chan/16039.html

oops, I mean this
http://www.livejournal.com/community/cracky_chan/15469.html "her old journal"

>>89 is just a worthless post about the nudes

sage already

>>3

SIGNED

I'm glad I missed the whole cracky-chan thing

I am a huge gaping faggot lol

>>95
thx 4 the info.

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>>101
Done

happy anniversary

REJOICE

FINALLY THERE IS A /cracky/

http://disc.420chan.org/cracky/

WOOT

stfu and get laid already. dumbass

>>104
She looks underage. Are we sure this is legal?

>>106
420chan is known for that sort of stuff

>>107
Damn your ambiguous, implicitly negatory answer. I was hoping someone would say yes so I could continue enjoying the images :(

>>108
yes

>>108 no

Hay guys i went 420chan and its so cool and I wanna leave iichan for good man

>>111
You from Nigeria?

I have to say that 420's /cracky is one of the finest imageboard sections I have visited in quite some time, every chan needs one

>>113
filthy pedophile

the board is good entertainment, even if you're not a pedophile.

i don't pity cracky much and i just love to see those stalker pedos get nuts over her.

Listen you guys. Keep /cracky on the DL. Seriously, it'll get shut down if it gets too big. Kirtaner said he's already gotten shit over it.

>>117

That's some serious shit right there.

It sure is shit, yeah.

>>117
DL?

i think it's an acronym for "download"

down-low

Yes, download, or "down-lowd" as the cool kids like >>122 say.

He meant "keep it on the down low," as in keep it quiet. It's not the internet slang DL, it's regular everyday slang DL. Holy shit people, learn to read the context FFS. Why would anyone say "Keep that board on the download?" You fuckers really are DQN.

>>124
DQN?

>>124
I'm no english so i didn't understand

Everybody should be aware that >>124 is what internet users like to call a "troll", who posts incorrect information in order to fool people.

>>127 thanks for the warning! He almost had me.

almost?

hmm.this place died.

>>130 is an idiot

>>131 is DQN

>>130-132

Wrong thread.
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1136037769/

>>133 sucks pies

From http://disc.420chan.org/cracky/res/870.html

Anonymous 06/01/29(Sun)16:45 No.870

Don't know if you guys have seen this or not but this is one of Snacks' emails to Cracky. Anyone else have any of these? I find this one particularly intriguing because W.T. Snacks seems fairly interested in finding Cracky as well or atleast as the time...

========================================================================

From: W.T. Snacks <snacks@cookiethievery.com>
Date: 19 May 2005 22:46:48
To: [redacted]
Subject: Is this [real name]?

Word has it this is also an address of yours. If not, please disregard.
However, if so, I have some new important info and help for you.

W.T. Snacks

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From: W.T. Snacks <snacks@cookiethievery.com>
Date: 24 May 2005 02:50:30
To: [redacted]
Subject: RE: Is this [real name]?

A-ha, hello.
You've done a good job disappearing from the internet. This is the last email I tried to send on the 19th:

>I hope nothing drastic happened while I was gone.
>There's currently shit like this being posted:
>http://www.8chan.net/archive/.cracky/2.html
>
>I finally closed that dis thread linked in there as well.
>I hope that's not actually your address, although I've marked the poster
>in such a case.
>
>People have been saying your email is [redacted]. I don't
>know if that's another of yours, or just some random person's...
>
>I noticed the last site I linked closed down, I'm rather suprised they
>would comply. Good to know not everyone is such a fucker.
>I don't know if you're aware, but there's also http://cracky-chan.com,
>although that seems less likely to be swayed so easily.
>
>W.T. Snacks

I later learned the guy who ran that other site took it down on his own accord though.
A lot of people really believe that you commited suicide... good for your disappearing act, eh?
Probably best to keep it that way.

The entire thing has really died down after that, luckily. The only place I saw this email posted was the original cracky-chan thread in world4ch/vip/.
I promptly deleted it. Given the "won't be for much longer", I take it you're abandoning this one as well. Has anyone else tried contacting you here?

I'm sorry that because of 4chan you've been forced to do things like this. I was suprised to see you delete your paid account on LJ.

If you don't mind, I'd like to keep in touch.
I honestly never bought into the "cracky-chan hype" in /b/, but upon seeing more than just images of you, you seem pretty cool.
At the very least, I'd like to have a way to contact you in case something really important happens, hah.
Although I know you're trying to cut off all contact from 4chan and probably wouldn't be comfortable with it, please feel free to email me from your new address.
Of course, I'm not sharing this with anyone, I wouldn't want to cause you any more trouble. Just looking to help.
Heh, I'm sure that sounds weird.

W.T. Snacks

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zOMG CRACKY POSTED ON 420CHAN!

http://disc.420chan.org/cracky/res/1385.html

lol internet

http://img349.imageshack.us/my.php?image=crackyisback7zm.png

/cracky/ to be taken down! A new place to continue the quest for unsolving the mystery is needed!

No, the mistery is OVER. She showed up, she mailed the proof to Kirtaner.

Sup guys.

She's definitely legit. Before she sent me a photo, I looked up the IP and email headers, they matched up fine.

Then she sent me a photo holding a sign with the date on it saying "Hi Kirtaner. You can close the board now." Either this is definitely real, or a very elaborate prank done by someone who looks like cracky and lives in the same location.

I'm going to be closing /cracky sometime today. I hope this finally brings closure to the whole phenominon.

>>140
I have seen no such proof. It isn't over for me until I see proof.

>>142
You'll probably be seeing the proof soon.

You'll be seeing it as soon as he finishes photoshopping it!

Kirtaner, why close it? If this is supposed to give closure, just let it die by itself; removing the board so soon after the alleged reappearance of cracky is only going to fuel the speculation.

>>145
That's why I haven't closed it yet.

I'm giving people some time to see the thread first. I'm just thinking of the best way to end it all.

>>146

End it eva style.

The best way to end it all would probably less secrecy and mystery.

I know that she would want it to end all right now but it's not going to happen that way.

I think she should just get a tripcode, post a bit among the imageboards, talk with us like we talk with anybody and realize that stalkers are everywhere on the internet just as are DQN and just plain fun & silly people you can get along with. After a while, she'll be like Era and nobody will really pay any attention to this anymore.

>>147
OMEDETOU

> get a tripcode

lol

There. I posted the proof.

love is over.

Why are you so reasonable, Kirtaner?

It does not make sense.

The crackychan saga has slightly intrigued me over time. At first I thought she was just an angsty teenager that wanted attention. Then she either got bored or wanted more attention, thus the disappearing act. Now this stunt has all of the same effects... she claims she does not want attention yet she is drawing attention to herself. Ultimately, you never can know for sure. Even if she herself came out and said it, she might be lying.

Hell, this latest thing might not even be her (assuming that is the only photo... I would not be surprised in the least if Kirtaner was given an actual face shot as proof aswell with the explict instructions not to mention it or post it.. and he certainly does not want to be nagged for it).

tl;dr, but there goes a comedy goldmine (which I'm sure will just relocate somewhere else). I've never seen people so obsessed yet never actually able to pull docs on someone (that isn't to say someone hasn't, but the people 'publically' working towards it well.. suck). Not to mention people claiming cracky is special and that her photos are art! There are millions of crackys out there, she isn't a beautiful unique snowflake.

/I like parens
// and slashies too

(ﾟдﾟ（　 人　 ） =3 >>154

what

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The requested URL /cracky/index.html was not found on this server.

Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.

dead dead dead, he should just leave that last thread

>>151
ZOMG IT'S GONE!

>>159 http://www.420chan.org/crackythread

Wow, just last night I noticed how retarded all the crap on the cracky-chan board was and wrote up a rant here: http://shii.org/bbs/blog/pivot/entry.php?p=55 Just 24 hours later and it's all dead in the ground.

The real reason Cracky was being stalked was because so many people were spreading disinformation. If she had been able to leave quietly without the LJ idiots making up stuff about secret sites and new pictures, the noise would have dried up within a month.

>>162
Making up shit to screw with the stalker is FUN though. I'm not entirely sure she did not want the attention though. Most girls on teh internets do not get stalker groups. I wouldn't actually be surprised if cracky herself palnned things out longterm. That shit with the keyloggers was dumb though. Should have gone with the XSS route considering how insercure LJ is.

Wtf was >>161

shii how do i work your blog

Or did you break it intentionally?

BTW there was a blog entry for a short time at 420chan but it was pulled. wtf? (it didn't contain anything interesting anyway)

>>164 lol view source

>>164
My blog has been deleted since June, I only put it at that URL for convenience (that was the old URL where I revealed Cracky's tripcode).

I ought to put up a Cracky Come Back apology/petition, if there's any interest.

>>165 it is back

>>166
Why the hell would we want her to come back?

>>166 Put up a Cracky Get Rid Of Your New Braided Hair petition?

>>165
Yeah I accidentally set it to private. It's fixed now.

>>162
Yeah, I've been talking to JDigital about this for most of the day.

http://www.petitiononline.com/cracky/petition.html
EVERYBODY PLEASE SIGN

Lets play Shiritori in >>172

>>172

> 7 Total Signatures

lol

Pshh... I like her hair that way. :P

http://www.petitiononline.com/cracky2/petition.html
SIGN THIS ONE ITS BETTER

You didn't even go through the trouble to make the first signature.

>>177
i made the third signature.

The cracky-chan phenomenon is now officially declared dead.

http://blog.420chan.org/2006/02/13/the-hopeful-end-of-the-cracky-chan-phenominon/

It was quite a glorious showdown, though.

From >>179

> PS: this reminds me of Densha Otoko

SO FUCKING TRUE LOL

Haha, I have a friend of a friend that is a friend of crackychan!
THE IP IS FROM OXFORD IT MUST BE HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
zomg, she updated the deadjournal!
TEH EXIF DATA MATCHES (because it obviosuly cannot be faked!)
there is teh picture that doesn't even show her face and the hair looks kinda like that one that was leaked although it is horribly smeared in photoshop, IT MUST BE TEH SAME
Congratulations, you have been trolled by GNAA, and not even that skillfully

>>182
Seriously? GNAA?

Wow, small internet. I had no idea GNAA did this sort of thing.

>>183
no, >>182 is a troll.

Trolls? In my DQN?

>>185
it's more likely than you think

Nothing is more likely than what has already happened - I think that you've literally milked this beast dry.

I didn't use to live that far away from Oxford, but considering what I can see photo-wise, she does look like a soft Southern Twat - At least that cuts half of the UK out of the picture. No Northerner would be seen dead wanking about like this.

>>187
I find your ideas intriquing and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Anyone have the posts by the 'pyschologist'? I know at least one person mirrored the board.

Take a hop, skip and a jump around Oxford, you can have as many Cracky-a-likes as you want.

I'm surrounded by them, and I can't take it any more!

You are a soft-porn unicycle!

BUT SHE IS A UNIQUE AND BEAUTIFUL SNOWFLAKE

THER EIS NO OTHER LIKE HER

>>191
DQN

We must spread the worship of Crackychan to our VIPPER brothers

too bad this isn't an imageboard

>>193
Too bad you exist.

needs more cracky AA

Why is everyone obsessed with this ugly woman?

>>196 arasi

http://cracky.bounceme.net/

>>198>>188lol

SAGE.

>>198

>http://cracky.bounceme.net/

AGE for AWESOMENESS

sage for ancientness

this link has nothing to do with cracky. i still wanna bang her though.

Don't stick it in her pooper!

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lol

>>203
go to oxford and you'll find cracky look-alikes everywhere.

http://cracky.bounceme.net/

http://sage.shutthehellupsqueeks.now/

http://cracky.bounceme.net/ is no more. Go tell it on the mountain.

What the hell happened to it? DAMN, that was like my favorite site on the whole internet!! It'll take me fucking 100 minutes to find a better site!!

s

cracky-chan is overrated. she was cute for a while but once she started posting pictures of herself with blood she became uncute.

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OMG ALL CAPS

bump

wut

natur@l v1@gr@ h3r3 -> http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Cracky-chan

Cracky is the most beautiful human.

I love Cracky-chan.
I love Cracky-chan.
I love Cracky-chan.
I love Cracky-chan.
I love Cracky-chan.
I love Cracky-chan.
I love Cracky-chan.

Cracky-chane is pretty.

I love Cracky-chan. I wish to meet her IRL and shake her hand or even possibly take a picture with her. I would kill for new pix of her. I love Cracky-chan so much, but it hurts so much knowing that she doesn't like her online cult. :(

>>224 she is 30 yrs old now. sage.

I have met Cracky. She is beautiful. I love her very much.

'sup, DQN

>>228
dqn

lol Cracky is already near menapouse.

woo boy, cake and sodomy marilyn manson

>>232
I disagree

http://www.ljseek.com/details_126804614.html

date

I have a child with Cracky chan.

>>236
menstrual blood does not a child make.

I <3 Cracky.

>>238 i <3 u

Cracky for great justice

（￣へ￣） Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Sage Threads". I do believe this is a thread in need of Sage, so I would like to sage it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Sage Threads".

(´^ิω＾ิ)

CRACKY-CHAN IS JESUS

What, this shit wasn't archived? Oh, fuck it all.

lol what

this has been aged so much

>>246
Thank ED.

>>244
its been archived in many places, such as trendpedia

in any case, the whole cracky-chan ordeal is far from over

is there any one here who has gotten out of touch with whats been going on? and is interested in going back down into the rabbit hole?

I never cared.
I don't see the fascination in stalking a girl that wears clown make-up.

Is it really stalking when you're too afraid of human contact to leave your mom's basement?

this was a dumb idea, I am sorry.

All is forgiven.

I'd have liked to talk to her, not stalk her like some of the members of 420 were trying, she seemed, pretty interesting judging from her photos.

>>253
Stalker. REPORTED

crack crack crakkity-chan

i hear cracky is aman

this thread is ARCHIVE QUALITY

by that i mean stop posting in it

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How touching, the guy is down on his knees (orz) and the other is comforting him.

I thought that if we kept up the harrassment it would be, in the end, pretty funny. Because since when did anonymous have a conscience? It's more or less the mass of the world's sociopaths in a single webserver. There's no reason a flesh-and-blood human being with her own emotional state should be able to stop anonymous from wrecking havoc.

You idiots

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

I love Cracky-chan. There is a hidden/secret room in a map on the 4chan Counter-Strike: Source server with pictures of her on the walls. I like to go in there and hide. Oh god.

I LOVE OLIVIA FIELDS

why is this thread not autosaged

Because if you don't love Cracky-chan, you have AIDS.

PJ O'Pootertoots

We should do this:

1. Put a video on JewTube addressed to Scientology, containing a Cracky-chan photo montage and claiming that she is the worldwide president of Anonymous but we don't know who she really is. (We can claim that we are Anonymous underlings who were shocked when Scientology revealed the crimes of our leaders.)
2. Scientology tracks her down and drops her dox all over the tubes.
3. ???
4. Scientology is destroyed and we all get handjobs from Cracky-chan.

They should. We won't.

ANTI-SAGE

shut up you idiot

Yeah all us idiots should should just shut the fuck up

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( ・-・) Crackety Jam or whatever the fuck her name is should take her pills.

( ´ω`) The true cognoscenti are more obsessed with Era.

>>273

YOU FAIL IT (it is an attempted sage)

>>275

YOU'D BEST BE JOKING NIGGER

>>275 Song title
>>44-49 Verse 1
>>205-207 Chorus
>>241,242,258,149 Verse 2
>>131 Last line

Whole song: >>275,44-49,205-207,241,242,258,149,205-207,131

>>278

WTF IS THIS??

That is not a song. You can't sing that.

Title: The true cognoscenti are more obsessed with Era.

This post sucks.
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Shitty thread Wasshoi！！
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lol
Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Sage Threads". I do believe this is a thread in need of Sage, so I would like to sage it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Sage Threads".
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>>130 is an idiot

I love her so much, oh god I love her so much.

We don't really care

>>281

We'll we don't care what you don't care about.

believeanonbelieve@hotmail.co.uk

I think this is for real, it's the girl from the pictures with her in the forest.

We don't really care

To be more precise, we don't care at all.

I care.

>>286

Yes, I too.

Recorded http://www.myspace.com/buundqn

hOW DOES THIS RELATE TO cRACKY-cHAN

OMEDETOU

i <3 cracky-chan

New pics released today (and over the past week) on you-know-where. Get them while they're hot.

My favorite:
http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/7754/1209392952033bk7.jpg

o lawd

is it over so soon?

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One day... in cosplay, ill-fitting, she will look back upon those days with fond and perhaps even a forelorn memory. Olivia, the internet celebrity. She was, indeed, SOMEBODY. Someone who touched hearts and minds to an extent that could never truly be paid homage with simple human language.

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　　　　　　ヽ(´Д｀;)ﾉ 　　RANTA TAN
　　 　 　　　 (　 へ) 　　　RANTA RANTA
　 　 　 　 　　く 　　　　　　TAN

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>>297
I see you.

>>296
True that Buck

http://www.myspace.com/erouig

posting in an ancient thread

The secret Cracky website is here: http://195.242.99.71/

>>296
RICARDO!?!?!?!??!
FROM PAGE 63???

>>303
IT'S PAGE 65 NOW!!

>>303
Do not sage Cracky threads.
>>304
Do not sage Cracky threads.

she's fucking annoying irl

she has a horrible accent

>>306
Do not sage Cracky threads.

sage

>>305,307
Do not bump 4chan threads

>>308
Do not sage Cracky threads.
>>309
Do not sage Cracky threads.

prawn crackers are godly

!thetime

>>312
dont

サげる？

>>314
dont

ＰＩＥＥＮＸＦＳＸＰ

>>316
dont

I don't approve of this.

>>318
dont

But I do.

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>>318
>>319
>>320
>>321
dont

>>322
"Don't" has an apostrophe, see?

>>323
dont'

okay

>>322
I did not even sage, you fucking fag.

>>326
I laughed.

Seriously guys, stop it.

>>322
I did not even sage, you fucking fag.

KING MAXIMILLIAN MEETS NIGGERS DOWNTOWN

This will never end.

what

6 years going on...

>>337 has bumped this splendid THREAD. Thank you very much, >>337.
I'm most honored to see a THREAD bumped by a respectful person as >>337.
I respect >>337 very much. I will tell my children and grandchildren about >>337's exploit.
Whenever I read this THREAD, I feel better as if my whole body is purified.
I wonder why a nice person like >>337 is not invited to the garden party.
I respect >>337 very much.
Take care, and please watch over us.
Thank you again for bumping this lovely THREAD.

Does the legacy of Cracky-chan still live on 4chan imageboard?

I've heard that she got addicted to WoW and grew fat. Is this true?

>>340
Oh god that makes her even hotter than before. I hope I find her with folds and folds of fat squeezing through a cheap Tesco office chair that strains to keep her off the trash strewn floor ofour filthy love nest.

She'll ask "bring them, did we?" and I'll only nod, dumbstruck by the beauty before me, and hold out the greasy paper bag.

We will be be joined in ecstasy, me with the crumbs of steak pies falling on my face, as I am slowly but oh-so-willingly crushed to death beneath my true love.

I find this extremely arousing >>341

She evolved into "Boxxy" and then disappeared again, >>339

I agree...

Seven years almost to when I first saw the most beautiful girl in the world

>>345
I don't care. Go away and take your terrible thread bumping habits with you.

I was not around for any of these events, but how old was/is Cracky-chan? I was about to search for the images mentioned ITT, but then it occured to me that they may be cp. So how old was/is she?

>>347
Cracky is 15 and perfectly cute and sweet forever.

Deutsche Post are a bunch of incompetent rip-offs who should never have been allowed to enter the private sector.

>>351,352
Please stop.

>>353
sagfbyuwdfa

Shouldn't this be permasaged and locked or archived?

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gaynus

Didn't 4chan die like years ago?

>>356
fuck you

This thread is of historical significance but that's about it

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Stop this shit, tia.

bump

What's going on in this thread?

>>367 DQN DQN LOL is going on in this thread

age

Broken thread for broken people. I'm sure Olivia would approve.

why deface skyquone thread

glerf

Is this supposed to discourage people from posting in this thread?

The most recent post deleted? What sort of witchcraft is this?

>>355 ur mum should be permasaged and locked and archived

http://www.miaminewtimes.com/2013-10-10/news/4chan-loli-chan-camgirl/

The story of Loli begins with a 15-year-old girl named Olivia, who became known as Cracky-chan online. At 2:17 in the afternoon on January 6, 2005, an image appeared on 4chan of an unconventionally beautiful girl with a red-painted nose. Looking coyly into her webcam, she flashed a simple message written on her upturned palm: "Sup 4chan."

Originally intended as a site to share anime and manga images when it was launched in 2003, 4chan is now known for its affiliation with the hacktivist group Anonymous (whose members somehow got 4chan's founder, Christopher Poole, voted Time's Most Influential Person of 2008 by manipulating the poll), its memes (pretty much anything that's ever gone viral began there), and its offensive content (as Senft, the academic, said: "For adults, 4chan is sort of the ninth circle of Hell.")

Cracky would post photos that were, in a word, dark. First, there was a series in which she smeared her face with menstrual blood. In others, she would take on personas, like that of a gothic nurse. Often, Cracky seemed lonely and sad, which made her instantly endearing to anime nerds. The fact that her costumes made her look like a character also bred an obsession.

Stalkers then tracked down the girl's online journal, which was filled with more photos that were shared among collectors like priceless treasures or rare trading cards.

Cracky appeared on 4chan only a few times before the stalker-like mob forced her self-imposed exile from the web. Today, she has pretty much disappeared, so it's impossible to know her motivation for posting. But generally, it's clear that 4chan's camgirls were experimenting with their burgeoning sexuality and competing with one another for male approval.

Although every camgirl has both fans and mockers, none has received as much attention as Cracky. She hasn't posted any images since 2007 and is now in her mid-20s, but her fansites are updated regularly. Old photos are posted with comments such as "how do i not be obsessed with cracky" and "She must be at least twenty now. Probably living a nice life. Friends, etc. I want to die."

"I think a big part of [the Cracky phenomenon] was misogyny," says one of Loli's friends, who goes by the name Camel online. She explains many of Cracky's fans were otaku, those who become obsessed with anime to the point of becoming shut-ins. These fans treat camgirls as cartoon protagonists, trade their pictures like playing cards, and develop elaborate backstories for their "characters," the pale New Jersey native says. "It was extremely rapey."

>>378

Just as Ringley inspired a legion of "livestreamers" who would spend years of their lives on cam, Cracky encouraged a new generation of artsy and insecure millennials to become live-action cartoon characters on the internet. She became the de facto figurehead of a splinter subculture. Today, a handful of fansites are dedicated to bringing her out of hiding. The homepage of one site, Dear Olivia, reads like an open letter: "This page is to show you how much you have impacted our lives. We want you to know that we care about you. We hope you care about yourself! From having fun imitating your great sense of style, to becoming obsessed with various perceptions of you... we have met friends and people with similar interests because of you."

Young girls, too, became obsessed with Cracky. Instead of plastering teen heartthrobs or boy bands across her childhood room, a 13-year-old Loli would Scotch-tape images of Cracky on the walls. She says that as an adolescent, she had sexual fantasies about the mysterious girl but also dreamed that one day she'd garner as much adulation. Most of the friends she has today are fellow "Cracky-fags" whom she Skypes and sometimes visits. "There's a whole religion around her," Loli explains. "People call her the Sky Queen."

Why did the Cracky phenomenon take off? "Because her photos weren't slutty, these guys elevated her to some sort of holy figure," offers Camel, who posted nude pictures of herself as a preteen after suffering sexual abuse and now studies business at a Canadian university.

Camel explains that a Chan name is given by the online community to only the most beloved camgirls and that hundreds strove for that designation between 2005 and 2007. She didn't make the cut. "In the end, I wasn't cute enough and didn't put enough presentation into my photos [to earn a Chan name]," Camel says. "And thank goodness for that."

>>379>>378

I still fap to all those whores

Cracky on Mondays

Loli on Wednesdays

Camel on Fridays

>>378
Man these people on 4chan really sound like terrible human beings.

>>381
But aren't we on 4chan right now? It says "4" an "ch" in the address bar.

>>382
IMPOSSIBRU

How do you pronounce world4ch?

>>384

wurlforch

>>385
wurlstar
wurrrrllllstarrrrr

when was this thread made?

>>387
September 1993.

>>387,388 in a time before time.

great jual rak murah hanya disini http://www.rakminimarket.net/rak-minimarket-surabaya/

post some rare crackys

whats chapend to cracky chan? she live? she die?

>>387
Do the maths.

n*ggers

fondly remembers cracky-chan

Stop talking about this stuff we don't need it

https://twitter.com/DAITOURYO_R_A

He is very crazy user lol

It's been more than a decade since this thread was originally made, holy shit.

Cracky menopause groyper

what happened to 195.242.99.71?

i wish to know how my old friends are doing

thinken of cracky

I am Cracky-chan. Ask me anything.

>>34

>tirel

I understood that reference.

>>402 are you dead yet

>>404

We are all dead, anon.

>>405
The dead who wander the earth often take a long time to understand that they are dead. Why should it be otherwise? They have had so much experience living, and have not been trained to be dead.

15-year anniversary (Crackyversary) coming up soon. What are people planning?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oTSGz34KNg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2hPuVYff_Q

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>>407 even if she was like 16 back then she'd be in her 30s now, crazy

Christmas cake Cracky...

>>411

You should "lurk more". Her exact date of birth has been known forever, and there are birthday celebrations every year. But yes you are correct, she is "in her 30s".

>>413 i was like 12 in 2005, i'm now nearing my 30s myself. it was more a comment on how 2005 was 15 years ago than anything else.

>>414 2005 isn't for another 12 years...

>>396 no

what happened to wish, bounceme, etc? it's been a long time but i feel called. is there anywhere to go?

>>417 get on the Discord server if you're not already on it, that's where all the activity is these days

it shouldn't be difficult for you to find an invite, they've been posted several places

https://cracky-chan.com/

>>413
for some reason I read "three birthday celebrations every year" and was like what the fuck

If anyone still needs an invite for the Discord server, either contact an existing member and ask, or if you don't know anybody, you can use the contact form on cracky-chan.com to introduce yourself.

has cracky been blacked

>>422 NNOOOOOO FUCK FUCK FUCK AAUUUGGHH THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!

It's happening. It's all real.

shame on you aveslari

she is cute that is why she is called cracky-chan

>>422
That gif of boxxy jerking off a black dick next to a smaller white one is probably the reason im a cuck these days

>>59 (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ That's what shii said!

Her birthday is just a few days away

>>429
Which one of them?

opinions on the premier of Sonic The Movie?

>>430 31

3 days until Cracky's birthday

2 days until Cracky's birthday

anus

>>435 rude

Olivia is 30. She will be turning 31, IF she is still alive.

Life last confirmed in 2012.

1 day until Cracky’s birthday

BIRTHDAY RESOURCES, LINKS, AND INFO

On October 12, 2020, if Olivia is alive, she will be 31 years old.

Current British time (UTC+1): https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/uk/london

Birthday reference spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1xLjIEmPBG_9J13vdkGl9jktRY27hFto7EYACUVvhcBI/edit#gid=0

Birthday music:

2009: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1hXkCOskpQ

2010: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1AFAD138wc

WHICH BIRTHDAY SONG DO YOU LIKE BETTER? VOTE NOW: https://fast-poll.com/poll/c3e251aa

4 hours until birthday

3 hours until birthday

2 hours until birthday

1 hour until birthday

>>443 happy birthday

IT IS NOW CRACKY'S BIRTHDAY

https://i.imgur.com/4FCYxaO.png

PLEASE CELEBRATE NOW

I farted

>>446 shame on you

Why are so many in denial about their love for Cracky?

Just admit who you are.

Admit that Cracky is your entire world.

Stop lying to yourself.

You need Cracky and Cracky needs you.

>>445
Why are so many in denial about their love for Cracky?

Just admit who you are.

Admit that Cracky is your entire world.

Stop lying to yourself.

You need Cracky and Cracky needs you.

Her nose is red
Her ears are cat
She's cute and sweet
Her butt is flat

Her nose is red
Her ears are cat
She's cute and sweet
Now how 'bout that?

Her nose is red
Her ears are cat
She's cute and sweet
She owns a hat

Her nose is red
Her ears are cat
She's cute and sweet
Israel is an illegitimate apartheid state

>>453
based

Her nose is red
Her ears are cat
She's cute and sweet
Aristocrat

Her nose is red
Her ears are cat
She painted her nose red
She's pretending to be a cat

Her nose is red
Her ears are cat
She shit the bed
Aristocrat

Her nose is red
Her ears are cat
She's cute and sweet
Naked mole rat

black penis

>>459 oh my god you're here too? fucking why?

Do you still love Cracky?

Why or why not?

>>461
Never have, sounds faggy

BIG and BLACK

>>463 eat shit you gay homo

Cracky loves the BLACK DICK

why is it always black guys

>>466 white girls have the biggest vaginas

All people who obsess about "black dicks" are homosexuals; prove me wrong.

Yes, Cracky loves huge black dong, and so do you

>>468
Duh, aside from people who have a cursory interest in interracial, sites about this sort thing are mostly "heteroflexible" white guys

>>469 you are homosexual

>>470 Sites are sites and white guys are white guys

dont lump us homosexuals in with the black dick obsessed race baiting weirdo

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