[HISTORY] cracky-chan [SERIOUS BUSINESS] (595)

1 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4298 08:04 [no]

I've been trying to put order into the whole drama history around cracky-chan, her pictures, livejournals and the related shenannigans going on in 4chan's /b/ and elsewhere. This is a first rough draft, so help me out with additional knowledge or correct me where I might have been wrong, please.

  • January 6th

The first cracky-chan pics appear on /b/. The very first one, posted on
02:17 shows the soon to be famous "'sup 4chan" phrase written on the
palm of her hand. During the next two weeks, more sets appear on /b/
and W.T. Snacks finds out that the poster's IP is from the UK.

  • February 5th

"cracky" becomes wordfiltered on /b/.

  • March 29th

www.livejournal.com/users/freakygirl/ becomes publically known.
No new pics appear, but the hints solidify and people assume they have
got into contact with the real cracky-chan. The owner of cracky-chan.com
will later denounce this journal as fake, though this might have been a move
to protect her identity, as he also later takes down all of her real pictures
from his website.
Also, later on, another journal, whether fake or real, becomes known:

  • April 3rd

cracky-chan's tripcode becomes publically known through shii:
It is "sweet" and makes the claim that the original cracky-chan pictures
weren't originally posted by her herself more believable.

  • April 6th, 7th

www.livejournal.com/users/scarecrowmaiden becomes publically known,
many new cracky-chan pics appear on /b/, some nude, some disturbing,
some both. The journal gets deleted by the owner very quickly.

  • June 6th

cracky-chan pics become bannable even on /b/.
Anonymous mods talk of emails from cracky requesting this.

Relevant links:


2 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4298 12:25 [no]


3 Name: moot!Ep8pui8Vw2 1993-09-4298 13:00 [no]


4 Name: !lM51PoudCg 1993-09-4298 15:12 [no]

From my sources inside the iron curtain I am told that Cracky's dad sends 4chan a letter with many 4 letter english words...

5 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4298 16:16 [no]

           | トェェェイ/
           | /`ニニ´
           // | |
          U  .U

6 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4299 20:33 [no]

I heard Cracky-chan is Moot's wife

7 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4300 18:31 [no]

I heard Cracky-chan is W.T.Snacks

8 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4301 17:29 [no]

This is serious research. I look forward to further readings from you NEET.

9 Name: Sarah 1993-09-4311 22:36 [no]


I used to have scarecrowmaiden on my friends list, and then she vanished, looking around I found this page... can you explain what's going on? Ta!

10 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4311 22:49 [no]


Everything we know is written down in >>1

Lurk more

11 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4312 00:40 [no]

Quiet, you. We need more people posting.

12 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4312 06:14 [no]


13 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4312 07:39 [no]

cracky-chan dies

14 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4312 07:41 [no]

spike fucked cracky-chan in the ass

15 Name: !EPRkOUViKs 1993-09-4316 13:40 [no]

Oh dear. With a spike?

16 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4331 17:17 [no]

17 Name: maggie 1993-09-4353 04:17 [no]

i found this looking for scarecrowmaiden what happend to her????

19 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4353 19:04 [no]

People say that she is under 18 is this true or myth.

20 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4353 21:25 [no]

I think one of her comments she made in one of her own LJ entries under the scarecrowmaiden name said that she was 15 at the time of some Rammstein concert from which people then, based on the assumption that she was living in the UK and other pieces of info, that she indeed was and still is underage (under 18 years old).
As the LJ is deleted, all of this can be regarded as nothing but rumours, though.

21 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4354 17:55 [no]

yeah she's 15

22 Name: Wooka 1993-09-4370 01:51 [no]

Saw http://nub.iichan.net/b/res/10457.html before it was deleted and would have to say it seriously did not look like cracky. It was a mosaic of pictures of a red haired girl in a polka dot dress, but did not have cracky's features.

Is she from Finland?

23 Name: (-_-)さん 1993-09-4373 11:11 [no]

24 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4377 23:59 [no]


>>There are NO indecent Cracky-chan photos here.


25 Name: (-_-)さん!aHikkyNoyo 1993-09-4378 10:14 [no]

Note to all visitors from crackypedia: This is not a "4chan archive thread".


26 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4378 17:56 [no]

At the Otakon panel someone asked about Cracky. Snack's answer was she was "very very freaked out"

27 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4379 00:05 [no]

I've been silent about it during all this time, trying to convince myself that it was not true. But I can't take it anymore. The truth is, Cracky-chan, I'm in love with you. I've hopelessly fallen for your beauty, your charm, your words... Cracky-chan, you are beautiful. When I look at you, I appreciate the artistic aspect of the human form, its eleborateness... Ah, Cracky-chan...

28 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4379 01:48 [no]

We need to see the story about the guy who goes to Pocky-chan for buttsecks or whatever

29 Name: (-_-)さん!aHikkyNoyo 1993-09-4379 09:18 [no]

cracky-chan's photobucket is img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/pheelie/

You can see some of those images by putting the URL into Google's image search.

30 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4379 11:39 [no]

No, we don´t.

31 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4379 13:42 [no]

this was deleted from 4chan's dis

scarecrowmaiden wants to do 34 things

1. forget 8 people
2. hide 2 people
3. get better 9 people
4. not be scared 4 people

  1 cheer

5. Learn to cook 849 people
6. be nicer 70 people
7. Not give up, now or ever 11 people

  1 cheer

8. go on a road trip with no predetermined destination 1300 people

  1 cheer

9. relax 344 people
10. stop feeling guilty 24 people
11. Go to the movies 13 people
12. Stop caring what other people think of me 196 people

  1 cheer

13. stop being so shy 55 people
14. do something wild 3 people
15. lose some weight 105 people
16. be happy 1918 people
17. Take over the world 97 people
18. not let people get to me 6 people

  1 cheer

19. Drink eight glasses of water each day 396 people
20. commit acts of random kindness 47 people

  1 cheer

21. sleep! 196 people
22. be able to stand up to people who intimidate me. 15 people
23. hug someone 5 people
24. live passionately 707 people
25. live 134 people
26. go to a rock concert 16 people
27. end it 9 people
28. write a book 2432 people
29. Stop being depressed 13 people

  1 cheer

30. play with dolls 2 people
31. Visit Ireland 323 people
32. Feel Pretty Again... 5 people
33. be healthy 186 people
34. stop eating meat 8 people

  1 cheer

32 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4379 13:57 [no]

Your search - inurl:pheelie - did not match any documents.

34 Name: (-_-)さん!aHikkyNoyo 1993-09-4379 21:04 [no]


> oh shit nobody mention she lives in Oxford near a football pitch and a church because there are so few churches and football pitches in the UK, also nobody mention she sometimes skates at the Oxford Ice Rink because I am sure she will be there exactly when tirel shows up with the flowers+engagementring ether+duct tape

A picture of her house was also posted in that thread.

35 Name: Boob-chan 1993-09-4380 16:48 [no]

Listen, you all suck and need to find a new hobby. Honestly, go get a girlfriend.

36 Name: Boob-chan 1993-09-4380 16:53 [no]


37 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4380 17:24 [no]

I dont care about her.

38 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4381 08:47 [no]

39 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4383 20:45 [no]

40 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4384 00:02 [no]

cracky is just some mildly atractive british girl, get over it, all of you, NOW!

41 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4384 01:37 [no]

I heard Cracky's farts smell like vanilla.

42 This post sucks.

43 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4384 04:02 [no]

That's Yukorin! You must be confused!

44 This post sucks.

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50 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4384 04:58 [no]

Wow, someone went delete-happy!

Hay, this is /dqn/

As long as it isn't illegal we can do stuff here, can't we?

51 Name: shii 1993-09-4384 04:59 [no]

out of interest for scarecrowmaiden's well-being I have had second thoughts about >>44-49. I don't think it was very important info but after posting I realized someone might actually try to stalk her down.

scarecrowmaiden, I loved your artwork and I hope you will one day have the courage to start posting your finds again.

52 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4384 05:08 [no]

oh okay

53 Name: !!XjdwLWBy 1993-09-4384 05:44 [no]


That's right. If you break the law, I will delete your post, and depending on how stupid you were, put your IP on the front page, and/or notify the cops.

54 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4384 05:50 [no]


55 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4384 10:19 [no]

wow!! tell me about >>44-49 plz!

56 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4384 12:18 [no]

It was just a bunch of inducted assumptions about cracky's lifestyle and whereabouts based on the already available information.

57 Name: shii 1993-09-4384 15:18 [no]

Nah, it was some not-so-clever LJ stalking based on the other recent posts.

58 Name: 56 1993-09-4384 17:09 [no]

Isn't that more or less what I said?

59 Name: shii 1993-09-4385 01:39 [no]

No, you said I wrote it myself. I copy-pasted it from places on LiveJournal.

60 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4385 09:25 [no]

oh alright

61 This post sucks.

62 This post sucks.

63 Name: (-_-)さん!aHikkyNoyo 1993-09-4386 10:47 [no]

Somebody needs to stalk this thread, too.

64 Name: Larbles 1993-09-4390 12:11 [no]


65 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4392 09:49 [no]

http://photobucket.com/albums/v131/pheelie/ is now offline, maybe for a short time or forever-_-"

66 Name: sage 1993-09-4392 19:44 [no]


67 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4392 19:46 [no]


68 Name: Shii 1993-09-4392 23:59 [no]

Good riddance to old rubbish. Now can we let her be?

69 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4393 00:06 [no]

I'm thinking maybe we should introduce a global rule for 4-ch never to disclose personal offline information like adress or telephone numbers.

Then we could continue stalking her with a clear concious.

70 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4394 07:22 [no]

Being anonymous is fun, ain't it?

71 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4394 08:44 [no]

sho 'nuff.

72 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4407 16:02 [no]


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The requested URL was not found on this server.


73 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4410 16:36 [no]

posting in a cracky-thread!

74 This post sucks.

75 This post sucks.

76 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4410 19:33 [no]

haha skateboards and sluts lol

77 Name: Shampoo!BACX1q44cU 1993-09-4426 11:54 [no]

I miss her.

78 Name: k-chan 1993-09-4433 12:23 [no]

Where does she actually live?

79 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4433 12:51 [no]

I think that's one of the few pieces of information on her that really doesn't belong here.

80 Name: k-chan 1993-09-4433 13:20 [no]

You know it or do you want to be the attention whore?
When you know it, then write me an email.
Thanks =)

81 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4433 13:31 [no]

I don't know where she lives, I just think that this definitively isn't the place to display private & personal offline contact information.

82 Name: k-chan 1993-09-4433 14:15 [no]

ok, you're right. :/

83 Name: neer 1993-09-4457 22:52 [no]

i heard there is a new journal..anyone found it?
i saw in the lj community crackychan that someone had found new journal..any info?

84 Name: neer 1993-09-4458 03:15 [no]


85 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 08:14 [no]

there is no new journal. she's long gone

86 This post sucks.

87 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4489 05:43 [no]


88 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4489 05:48 [no]

spam.txt here we come

89 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4489 05:53 [no]

90 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4489 05:55 [no]

oops, I mean this
http://www.livejournal.com/community/cracky_chan/15469.html "her old journal"

>>89 is just a worthless post about the nudes

91 Name: sage 1993-09-4489 16:11 [no]

sage already

92 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4490 14:20 [no]



93 This post sucks.

94 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4492 23:40 [no]

I'm glad I missed the whole cracky-chan thing

95 Name: Phentermine 1993-09-4493 18:17 [no]

I am a huge gaping faggot lol

96 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4493 20:12 [no]

thx 4 the info.

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101 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4505 16:28 [no]

>>100 SPAM.TXT

102 Name: MOD 1993-09-4505 16:45 [no]


103 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4512 00:55 [no]

happy anniversary

104 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4514 23:44 [no]





105 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 00:04 [no]

stfu and get laid already. dumbass

106 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 01:29 [no]

She looks underage. Are we sure this is legal?

107 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 03:46 [no]

420chan is known for that sort of stuff

108 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 04:25 [no]

Damn your ambiguous, implicitly negatory answer. I was hoping someone would say yes so I could continue enjoying the images :(

109 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 07:22 [no]

110 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 13:15 [no]

111 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 09:10 [no]

Hay guys i went 420chan and its so cool and I wanna leave iichan for good man

112 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 22:33 [no]

You from Nigeria?

113 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 01:27 [no]

I have to say that 420's /cracky is one of the finest imageboard sections I have visited in quite some time, every chan needs one

114 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 16:09 [no]

filthy pedophile

115 This post sucks.

116 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 18:43 [no]

the board is good entertainment, even if you're not a pedophile.

i don't pity cracky much and i just love to see those stalker pedos get nuts over her.

117 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 11:18 [no]

Listen you guys. Keep /cracky on the DL. Seriously, it'll get shut down if it gets too big. Kirtaner said he's already gotten shit over it.

118 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 12:12 [no]


That's some serious shit right there.

119 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 13:00 [no]

It sure is shit, yeah.

120 Name: lol 1993-09-4523 16:55 [no]


121 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 17:43 [no]

i think it's an acronym for "download"

122 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 19:03 [no]


123 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 20:46 [no]

Yes, download, or "down-lowd" as the cool kids like >>122 say.

124 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4524 20:15 [no]

He meant "keep it on the down low," as in keep it quiet. It's not the internet slang DL, it's regular everyday slang DL. Holy shit people, learn to read the context FFS. Why would anyone say "Keep that board on the download?" You fuckers really are DQN.

125 Name: lol<--not the same I spell it backwards 1993-09-4525 06:10 [no]


126 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 17:17 [no]

I'm no english so i didn't understand

127 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 23:43 [no]

Everybody should be aware that >>124 is what internet users like to call a "troll", who posts incorrect information in order to fool people.

128 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 00:40 [no]

>>127 thanks for the warning! He almost had me.

129 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 14:09 [no]


130 Name: neer 1993-09-4539 18:48 [no]

hmm.this place died.

131 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4539 20:10 [no]

>>130 is an idiot

132 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4542 01:41 [no]

>>131 is DQN

133 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4542 19:04 [no]

134 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4543 01:29 [no]

>>133 sucks pies

135 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 02:53 [no]

From http://disc.420chan.org/cracky/res/870.html

Anonymous 06/01/29(Sun)16:45 No.870

Don't know if you guys have seen this or not but this is one of Snacks' emails to Cracky. Anyone else have any of these? I find this one particularly intriguing because W.T. Snacks seems fairly interested in finding Cracky as well or atleast as the time...


From: W.T. Snacks <snacks@cookiethievery.com>
Date: 19 May 2005 22:46:48
To: [redacted]
Subject: Is this [real name]?

Word has it this is also an address of yours. If not, please disregard.
However, if so, I have some new important info and help for you.

W.T. Snacks


From: W.T. Snacks <snacks@cookiethievery.com>
Date: 24 May 2005 02:50:30
To: [redacted]
Subject: RE: Is this [real name]?

A-ha, hello.
You've done a good job disappearing from the internet. This is the last email I tried to send on the 19th:

>I hope nothing drastic happened while I was gone.
>There's currently shit like this being posted:
>I finally closed that dis thread linked in there as well.
>I hope that's not actually your address, although I've marked the poster
>in such a case.
>People have been saying your email is [redacted]. I don't
>know if that's another of yours, or just some random person's...
>I noticed the last site I linked closed down, I'm rather suprised they
>would comply. Good to know not everyone is such a fucker.
>I don't know if you're aware, but there's also http://cracky-chan.com,
>although that seems less likely to be swayed so easily.
>W.T. Snacks

I later learned the guy who ran that other site took it down on his own accord though.
A lot of people really believe that you commited suicide... good for your disappearing act, eh?
Probably best to keep it that way.

The entire thing has really died down after that, luckily. The only place I saw this email posted was the original cracky-chan thread in world4ch/vip/.
I promptly deleted it. Given the "won't be for much longer", I take it you're abandoning this one as well. Has anyone else tried contacting you here?

I'm sorry that because of 4chan you've been forced to do things like this. I was suprised to see you delete your paid account on LJ.

If you don't mind, I'd like to keep in touch.
I honestly never bought into the "cracky-chan hype" in /b/, but upon seeing more than just images of you, you seem pretty cool.
At the very least, I'd like to have a way to contact you in case something really important happens, hah.
Although I know you're trying to cut off all contact from 4chan and probably wouldn't be comfortable with it, please feel free to email me from your new address.
Of course, I'm not sharing this with anyone, I wouldn't want to cause you any more trouble. Just looking to help.
Heh, I'm sure that sounds weird.

W.T. Snacks


136 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 14:08 [no]



137 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 14:16 [no]

lol internet

138 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 14:52 [no]

139 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 16:30 [no]

/cracky/ to be taken down! A new place to continue the quest for unsolving the mystery is needed!

140 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 16:34 [no]

No, the mistery is OVER. She showed up, she mailed the proof to Kirtaner.

141 Name: Kirtaner!Ub4TCdRjOM 1993-09-4549 16:40 [no]

Sup guys.

She's definitely legit. Before she sent me a photo, I looked up the IP and email headers, they matched up fine.

Then she sent me a photo holding a sign with the date on it saying "Hi Kirtaner. You can close the board now." Either this is definitely real, or a very elaborate prank done by someone who looks like cracky and lives in the same location.

I'm going to be closing /cracky sometime today. I hope this finally brings closure to the whole phenominon.

142 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 16:41 [no]

I have seen no such proof. It isn't over for me until I see proof.

143 Name: Kirtaner!Ub4TCdRjOM 1993-09-4549 16:49 [no]

You'll probably be seeing the proof soon.

144 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 16:51 [no]

You'll be seeing it as soon as he finishes photoshopping it!

145 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 16:59 [no]

Kirtaner, why close it? If this is supposed to give closure, just let it die by itself; removing the board so soon after the alleged reappearance of cracky is only going to fuel the speculation.

146 Name: Kirtaner!Ub4TCdRjOM 1993-09-4549 17:06 [no]

That's why I haven't closed it yet.

I'm giving people some time to see the thread first. I'm just thinking of the best way to end it all.

147 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 17:14 [no]


End it eva style.

148 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 17:15 [no]

The best way to end it all would probably less secrecy and mystery.

I know that she would want it to end all right now but it's not going to happen that way.

I think she should just get a tripcode, post a bit among the imageboards, talk with us like we talk with anybody and realize that stalkers are everywhere on the internet just as are DQN and just plain fun & silly people you can get along with. After a while, she'll be like Era and nobody will really pay any attention to this anymore.

149 Name: Kirtaner!Ub4TCdRjOM 1993-09-4549 17:23 [no]


150 Name: !N1toQkxgzc 1993-09-4549 18:01 [no]

> get a tripcode


151 Name: Kirtaner!Ub4TCdRjOM 1993-09-4549 20:08 [no]

There. I posted the proof.

152 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 20:19 [no]

love is over.

153 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 21:03 [no]

Why are you so reasonable, Kirtaner?

It does not make sense.

154 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 21:15 [no]

The crackychan saga has slightly intrigued me over time. At first I thought she was just an angsty teenager that wanted attention. Then she either got bored or wanted more attention, thus the disappearing act. Now this stunt has all of the same effects... she claims she does not want attention yet she is drawing attention to herself. Ultimately, you never can know for sure. Even if she herself came out and said it, she might be lying.

Hell, this latest thing might not even be her (assuming that is the only photo... I would not be surprised in the least if Kirtaner was given an actual face shot as proof aswell with the explict instructions not to mention it or post it.. and he certainly does not want to be nagged for it).

tl;dr, but there goes a comedy goldmine (which I'm sure will just relocate somewhere else). I've never seen people so obsessed yet never actually able to pull docs on someone (that isn't to say someone hasn't, but the people 'publically' working towards it well.. suck). Not to mention people claiming cracky is special and that her photos are art! There are millions of crackys out there, she isn't a beautiful unique snowflake.

/I like parens
// and slashies too

155 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 21:53 [no]

(゚д゚(  人  ) =3 >>154

156 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 21:56 [no]


157 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 22:12 [no]

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The requested URL /cracky/index.html was not found on this server.

Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.

158 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 22:15 [no]

dead dead dead, he should just leave that last thread

159 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 22:21 [no]


160 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 22:21 [no]

161 This post sucks.

162 Name: Shii 1993-09-4549 23:16 [no]

Wow, just last night I noticed how retarded all the crap on the cracky-chan board was and wrote up a rant here: http://shii.org/bbs/blog/pivot/entry.php?p=55 Just 24 hours later and it's all dead in the ground.

The real reason Cracky was being stalked was because so many people were spreading disinformation. If she had been able to leave quietly without the LJ idiots making up stuff about secret sites and new pictures, the noise would have dried up within a month.

163 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 23:30 [no]

Making up shit to screw with the stalker is FUN though. I'm not entirely sure she did not want the attention though. Most girls on teh internets do not get stalker groups. I wouldn't actually be surprised if cracky herself palnned things out longterm. That shit with the keyloggers was dumb though. Should have gone with the XSS route considering how insercure LJ is.

Wtf was >>161

164 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 23:42 [no]

shii how do i work your blog

Or did you break it intentionally?

165 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 23:49 [no]

BTW there was a blog entry for a short time at 420chan but it was pulled. wtf? (it didn't contain anything interesting anyway)

>>164 lol view source

166 Name: Shii 1993-09-4550 00:23 [no]

My blog has been deleted since June, I only put it at that URL for convenience (that was the old URL where I revealed Cracky's tripcode).

I ought to put up a Cracky Come Back apology/petition, if there's any interest.

167 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 00:27 [no]

>>165 it is back

168 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 00:28 [no]

Why the hell would we want her to come back?

169 Name: 169!!BELhatDm 1993-09-4550 00:34 [no]

>>166 Put up a Cracky Get Rid Of Your New Braided Hair petition?

170 Name: Kirtaner!Ub4TCdRjOM 1993-09-4550 00:35 [no]

Yeah I accidentally set it to private. It's fixed now.

171 Name: Kirtaner!Ub4TCdRjOM 1993-09-4550 00:37 [no]

Yeah, I've been talking to JDigital about this for most of the day.

172 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 00:58 [no]

173 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 01:35 [no]

Lets play Shiritori in >>172

174 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 08:54 [no]


> 7 Total Signatures


175 Name: Introperv 1993-09-4550 14:26 [no]

Pshh... I like her hair that way. :P

176 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 14:53 [no]

177 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 15:16 [no]

You didn't even go through the trouble to make the first signature.

178 Name: 176 1993-09-4550 15:36 [no]

i made the third signature.

179 Name: C-zo 1993-09-4553 16:54 [no]

The cracky-chan phenomenon is now officially declared dead.


180 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4553 19:05 [no]

It was quite a glorious showdown, though.

181 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4553 19:07 [no]

From >>179

> PS: this reminds me of Densha Otoko


182 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 01:35 [no]

Haha, I have a friend of a friend that is a friend of crackychan!
zomg, she updated the deadjournal!
TEH EXIF DATA MATCHES (because it obviosuly cannot be faked!)
there is teh picture that doesn't even show her face and the hair looks kinda like that one that was leaked although it is horribly smeared in photoshop, IT MUST BE TEH SAME
Congratulations, you have been trolled by GNAA, and not even that skillfully

183 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 02:42 [no]

Seriously? GNAA?

Wow, small internet. I had no idea GNAA did this sort of thing.

184 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 03:08 [no]

no, >>182 is a troll.

185 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 03:44 [no]

Trolls? In my DQN?

186 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 04:36 [no]

it's more likely than you think

187 Name: Chemical Smelly 1993-09-4555 13:24 [no]

Nothing is more likely than what has already happened - I think that you've literally milked this beast dry.

I didn't use to live that far away from Oxford, but considering what I can see photo-wise, she does look like a soft Southern Twat - At least that cuts half of the UK out of the picture. No Northerner would be seen dead wanking about like this.

188 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 13:48 [no]

I find your ideas intriquing and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Anyone have the posts by the 'pyschologist'? I know at least one person mirrored the board.

189 Name: Chemical Smelly 1993-09-4555 14:08 [no]

Take a hop, skip and a jump around Oxford, you can have as many Cracky-a-likes as you want.

I'm surrounded by them, and I can't take it any more!

190 Name: Chemical Smelly 1993-09-4555 14:09 [no]

You are a soft-porn unicycle!

191 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 14:22 [no]



192 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 17:34 [no]

193 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 17:09 [no]

We must spread the worship of Crackychan to our VIPPER brothers

too bad this isn't an imageboard

194 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 17:40 [no]

Too bad you exist.

195 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 17:57 [no]

needs more cracky AA

196 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 18:20 [no]

Why is everyone obsessed with this ugly woman?

197 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 23:31 [no]

>>196 arasi

198 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 13:11

199 Name: lol : 1993-09-4582 07:29

200 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 07:59


201 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 18:45

202 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 00:47

sage for ancientness

203 Name: amishrobotard : 1993-09-4619 10:38

this link has nothing to do with cracky. i still wanna bang her though.

204 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 16:24

Don't stick it in her pooper!

205 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 18:25

        Shitty thread Wasshoi!!
     \\ Shitty thread Wasshoi! //
 +   + \\Shitty thread Wasshoi!/+
        ∬ ∬    ∬ ∬    ∬ ∬  +
   +     人      人      人     +
         (_)    (_)    (__)
  +    (__)   (__)   (__)     +
.   +   ( __ )  ( __ )  ( __ )  +
      ( ´∀`∩ (´∀`∩) ( ´∀`)
 +  (( (つ   ノ (つ  丿 (つ  つ ))  +
       ヽ  ( ノ  ( ヽノ   ) ) )
       (_)し'  し(_)  (_)_)

206 Post deleted by moderator.

207 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4647 00:16


208 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4647 09:02

go to oxford and you'll find cracky look-alikes everywhere.

209 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4648 19:44

211 Name: Chemical Smelly : 1993-09-4721 19:17

http://cracky.bounceme.net/ is no more. Go tell it on the mountain.

212 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 01:16

What the hell happened to it? DAMN, that was like my favorite site on the whole internet!! It'll take me fucking 100 minutes to find a better site!!

213 Name: The Jews : 1993-09-4723 14:12


214 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4725 01:12

cracky-chan is overrated. she was cute for a while but once she started posting pictures of herself with blood she became uncute.

215 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4725 01:26

        Shitty thread Wasshoi!!
     \\ Shitty thread Wasshoi! //
 +   + \\Shitty thread Wasshoi!/+
        ∬ ∬    ∬ ∬    ∬ ∬  +
   +     人      人      人     +
         (_)    (_)    (__)
  +    (__)   (__)   (__)     +
.   +   ( __ )  ( __ )  ( __ )  +
      ( ´∀`∩ (´∀`∩) ( ´∀`)
 +  (( (つ   ノ (つ  丿 (つ  つ ))  +
       ヽ  ( ノ  ( ヽノ   ) ) )
       (_)し'  し(_)  (_)_)

216 Name: XD : 1993-09-4740 19:26


217 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4740 19:41

This is now a ITT we Sage because >>216 is an idiot thread.

218 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4762 20:28


219 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4764 20:41


220 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4764 20:47

221 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4861 19:30

Cracky is the most beautiful human.

222 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4871 20:14

I love Cracky-chan.
I love Cracky-chan.
I love Cracky-chan.
I love Cracky-chan.
I love Cracky-chan.
I love Cracky-chan.
I love Cracky-chan.

223 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 23:30

Cracky-chane is pretty.

224 Name: ;___;<3Cracky-chan : 1993-09-4884 14:37

I love Cracky-chan. I wish to meet her IRL and shake her hand or even possibly take a picture with her. I would kill for new pix of her. I love Cracky-chan so much, but it hurts so much knowing that she doesn't like her online cult. :(

225 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4884 16:20

>>224 she is 30 yrs old now. sage.

226 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4884 19:43

I have met Cracky. She is beautiful. I love her very much.

227 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 21:42

'sup, DQN

228 Post deleted by moderator.

229 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 17:05

230 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 19:40

lol Cracky is already near menapouse.

231 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 01:28

woo boy, cake and sodomy marilyn manson

232 Post deleted by moderator.

233 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 07:01

I disagree

235 Name: date : 1993-09-4993 08:06


236 Name: moot : 1993-09-4993 18:24

I have a child with Cracky chan.

237 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4993 22:58

menstrual blood does not a child make.

238 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5083 21:55

I <3 Cracky.

239 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5083 22:00

>>238 i <3 u

240 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5113 01:44

Cracky for great justice

241 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5113 02:01

( ̄へ ̄) Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Sage Threads". I do believe this is a thread in need of Sage, so I would like to sage it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Sage Threads".

242 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5114 04:48


243 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5150 03:39


244 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5150 08:05

What, this shit wasn't archived? Oh, fuck it all.

245 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5151 18:48

lol what

246 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5151 23:01

this has been aged so much

247 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5151 23:19

Thank ED.

248 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5153 18:15

its been archived in many places, such as trendpedia

in any case, the whole cracky-chan ordeal is far from over

is there any one here who has gotten out of touch with whats been going on? and is interested in going back down into the rabbit hole?

249 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5154 00:54

I never cared.
I don't see the fascination in stalking a girl that wears clown make-up.

250 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5154 03:57

Is it really stalking when you're too afraid of human contact to leave your mom's basement?

251 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-5154 07:31

this was a dumb idea, I am sorry.

252 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5155 20:27

All is forgiven.

253 Name: Silvaris : 1993-09-5166 23:00

I'd have liked to talk to her, not stalk her like some of the members of 420 were trying, she seemed, pretty interesting judging from her photos.

254 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 00:55


255 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 00:57

crack crack crakkity-chan

256 Name: DaKiNgAdAbLiNg : 1993-09-5172 21:33

i hear cracky is aman

257 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5172 23:00

this thread is ARCHIVE QUALITY

by that i mean stop posting in it

258 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5173 18:44


259 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5173 21:43

How touching, the guy is down on his knees (orz) and the other is comforting him.

260 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5227 17:24

I thought that if we kept up the harrassment it would be, in the end, pretty funny. Because since when did anonymous have a conscience? It's more or less the mass of the world's sociopaths in a single webserver. There's no reason a flesh-and-blood human being with her own emotional state should be able to stop anonymous from wrecking havoc.

261 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5265 00:13

You idiots

262 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5265 00:22


263 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5265 03:13

I love Cracky-chan. There is a hidden/secret room in a map on the 4chan Counter-Strike: Source server with pictures of her on the walls. I like to go in there and hide. Oh god.

264 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5311 04:03


265 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5311 04:05

why is this thread not autosaged

266 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5312 23:54

Because if you don't love Cracky-chan, you have AIDS.

267 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5313 01:08

PJ O'Pootertoots

268 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5314 01:26

We should do this:

  1. Put a video on JewTube addressed to Scientology, containing a Cracky-chan photo montage and claiming that she is the worldwide president of Anonymous but we don't know who she really is. (We can claim that we are Anonymous underlings who were shocked when Scientology revealed the crimes of our leaders.)
  2. Scientology tracks her down and drops her dox all over the tubes.
  3. ???
  4. Scientology is destroyed and we all get handjobs from Cracky-chan.

269 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5314 05:59

They should. We won't.

270 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5314 10:52


271 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5314 14:27

shut up you idiot

272 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5314 14:36

Yeah all us idiots should should just shut the fuck up

273 Name: sage : 1993-09-5314 18:51

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ −! i SAGE OH GOD.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!| ∼⊂⊃⊱
==   THE SHIT OUT    ==

274 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5314 19:14

( ・-・) Crackety Jam or whatever the fuck her name is should take her pills.

275 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5314 19:45

( ´ω`) The true cognoscenti are more obsessed with Era.

276 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5314 20:52


YOU FAIL IT (it is an attempted sage)

277 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5314 21:05



278 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5314 23:23

279 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5319 22:36



That is not a song. You can't sing that.

Title: The true cognoscenti are more obsessed with Era.

This post sucks.
This post sucks.
This post sucks.
This post sucks.
This post sucks.
This post sucks.
Shitty thread Wasshoi!!
Shitty thread Wasshoi! 
Shitty thread Wasshoi!
Post deleted by moderator.
Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Sage Threads". I do believe this is a thread in need of Sage, so I would like to sage it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Sage Threads".
>>130 is an idiot

280 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5333 01:23

I love her so much, oh god I love her so much.

281 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5333 04:45

We don't really care

282 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5333 10:19


We'll we don't care what you don't care about.

283 Name: Srslyguys. Guys. Srsly. : 1993-09-5334 13:15


I think this is for real, it's the girl from the pictures with her in the forest.

284 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5334 14:34

We don't really care

285 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5334 19:21

To be more precise, we don't care at all.

286 Name: Anonymous : 1993-09-5334 20:23

I care.

287 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5335 22:06


Yes, I too.

288 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5336 18:02

289 Name: Anonymous : 1993-09-5338 15:08


290 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5338 16:21


291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 22:19

i <3 cracky-chan

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5354 19:49

New pics released today (and over the past week) on you-know-where. Get them while they're hot.

My favorite:

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 08:13

o lawd

294 Name: Anonymous : 1993-09-5682 08:21

is it over so soon?

295 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5683 01:01


296 Name: Ricardo Lopez!KK2BPQzgwE : 1993-09-5689 07:36

One day... in cosplay, ill-fitting, she will look back upon those days with fond and perhaps even a forelorn memory. Olivia, the internet celebrity. She was, indeed, SOMEBODY. Someone who touched hearts and minds to an extent that could never truly be paid homage with simple human language.

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5726 02:04

     | \
     |Д`)   No one is here.
     |⊂     I can dance now !

     ♪  ☆
   ♪   / \    RANTA TAN
      ヽ(´Д`;)ノ   RANTA TAN
         (  へ)    RANTA RANTA
          く       TAN

   ♪    ☆
     ♪ / \   RANTA RANTA
      ヽ(;´Д`)ノ  RANTA TAN
         (へ  )    RANTA TANTA
             >    TAN

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5772 09:42

I see you.

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5853 13:35

True that Buck

300 Name: Arooo? : 1993-09-5883 09:47

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6058 12:08

posting in an ancient thread

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6061 12:19

The secret Cracky website is here:

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6061 16:41


304 Name: VIPPER : 1993-09-6063 08:29


305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6064 00:17

Do not sage Cracky threads.
Do not sage Cracky threads.

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6064 00:31

she's fucking annoying irl

she has a horrible accent

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6064 11:31

Do not sage Cracky threads.

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6064 12:20


309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6064 13:50

Do not bump 4chan threads

310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6066 14:02

Do not sage Cracky threads.
Do not sage Cracky threads.

311 Name: Printer : 1993-09-6158 16:29

prawn crackers are godly

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6193 19:37


313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 02:14


314 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 03:59


315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 04:20


316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 07:16


317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 07:24


318 Name: m♥♥tykins!Ep8pui8Vw2 : 1993-09-6297 08:47

I don't approve of this.

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 08:49


320 Name: Soviet Russia!lM51PoudCg : 1993-09-6297 10:13

But I do.

321 Name: !VIRGIN/FJM : 1993-09-6297 11:52


322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 14:55

323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 14:56

"Don't" has an apostrophe, see?

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 15:45


325 Name: m♥♥tykins!VIRGIN/FJM : 1993-09-6297 19:29


326 Name: Soviet Russia!lM51PoudCg : 1993-09-6297 20:42

I did not even sage, you fucking fag.

327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 20:49

I laughed.

328 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 21:08

Seriously guys, stop it.

329 Name: Soviet Russia!lM51PoudCg : 1993-09-6297 21:15

I did not even sage, you fucking fag.

330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6298 04:21


331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6298 14:08

   >┴<   ⊂⊃
 -( ゚∀゚.)-            ⊂⊃
           /(●)(●)   i am looking for horrible threads to add to my
           | トェェェイ/   collection is thiss thread sufficiently bad???
           | /`ニニ´
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          U  .U
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.  ,:.; /   /| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/   /.., ,; :ヽ|〃  ,,。,    ::;;,

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6298 14:10


333 Name: buck_lancaster!99MsBYnuYc : 1993-09-6331 06:09

This will never end.

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6331 07:54

        Shitty thread Wasshoi!!
     \\ Shitty thread Wasshoi! //
 +   + \\Shitty thread Wasshoi!/+
        ∬ ∬    ∬ ∬    ∬ ∬  +
   +     人      人      人     +
         (__)    (__)    (__)
  +    (__)   (__)   (__)     +
.   +   ( __ )  ( __ )  ( __ )  +
      ( ´∀`∩ (´∀`∩) ( ´∀`)
 +  (( (つ   ノ (つ  丿 (つ  つ ))  +
       ヽ  ( ノ  ( ヽノ   ) ) )
       (_)し'  し(_)  (_)_)

335 Name: DELETOR!!tMY0YNWi : 1993-09-6333 23:59


336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6382 10:18


337 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6564 19:35

6 years going on...

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6564 21:59

>>337 has bumped this splendid THREAD. Thank you very much, >>337.
I'm most honored to see a THREAD bumped by a respectful person as >>337.
I respect >>337 very much. I will tell my children and grandchildren about >>337's exploit.
Whenever I read this THREAD, I feel better as if my whole body is purified.
I wonder why a nice person like >>337 is not invited to the garden party.
I respect >>337 very much.
Take care, and please watch over us.
Thank you again for bumping this lovely THREAD.

339 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6565 15:41

Does the legacy of Cracky-chan still live on 4chan imageboard?

340 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6576 09:12

I've heard that she got addicted to WoW and grew fat. Is this true?

341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6576 12:17

Oh god that makes her even hotter than before. I hope I find her with folds and folds of fat squeezing through a cheap Tesco office chair that strains to keep her off the trash strewn floor ofour filthy love nest.

She'll ask "bring them, did we?" and I'll only nod, dumbstruck by the beauty before me, and hold out the greasy paper bag.

We will be be joined in ecstasy, me with the crumbs of steak pies falling on my face, as I am slowly but oh-so-willingly crushed to death beneath my true love.

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6576 12:49

I find this extremely arousing >>341

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6576 13:00

She evolved into "Boxxy" and then disappeared again, >>339

344 Name: Pozycjonowanie : 1993-09-6577 11:12

I agree...

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6689 04:59

Seven years almost to when I first saw the most beautiful girl in the world

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6689 13:20

I don't care. Go away and take your terrible thread bumping habits with you.

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6691 22:18

I was not around for any of these events, but how old was/is Cracky-chan? I was about to search for the images mentioned ITT, but then it occured to me that they may be cp. So how old was/is she?

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6707 17:17

Cracky is 15 and perfectly cute and sweet forever.

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6707 17:40

Deutsche Post are a bunch of incompetent rip-offs who should never have been allowed to enter the private sector.

350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6707 18:30

I think you're in the wrong thread.

351 Name: rgsTzXDN : 1993-09-6755 22:08


352 Name: jJhKEwxD : 1993-09-6755 23:54


353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6756 00:05

Please stop.

354 Name: guyi,l;st : 1993-09-7104 17:35


355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 14:59

Shouldn't this be permasaged and locked or archived?

356 Post deleted.

357 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 15:57

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358 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 16:00

Shit HTML formatting.

359 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 16:20


360 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training : 1993-09-7272 19:47

Didn't 4chan die like years ago?

361 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 20:06

fuck you

362 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 20:09

This thread is of historical significance but that's about it

363 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7273 00:17

oh fuck.

364 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7273 00:21

365 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7273 00:38

Stop this shit, tia.

366 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7273 00:39


367 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7301 17:24

What's going on in this thread?

368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7301 19:40

>>367 DQN DQN LOL is going on in this thread

369 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7480 06:32


370 Name: buck_lancaster!99MsBYnuYc : 1993-09-7652 18:26

Broken thread for broken people. I'm sure Olivia would approve.

371 Post deleted.

372 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 06:01

why deface skyquone thread

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 15:31


374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7800 17:39

Is this supposed to discourage people from posting in this thread?

375 Post deleted.

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7801 12:11

The most recent post deleted? What sort of witchcraft is this?

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7805 02:45

>>355 ur mum should be permasaged and locked and archived

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7805 02:50


The story of Loli begins with a 15-year-old girl named Olivia, who became known as Cracky-chan online. At 2:17 in the afternoon on January 6, 2005, an image appeared on 4chan of an unconventionally beautiful girl with a red-painted nose. Looking coyly into her webcam, she flashed a simple message written on her upturned palm: "Sup 4chan."

Originally intended as a site to share anime and manga images when it was launched in 2003, 4chan is now known for its affiliation with the hacktivist group Anonymous (whose members somehow got 4chan's founder, Christopher Poole, voted Time's Most Influential Person of 2008 by manipulating the poll), its memes (pretty much anything that's ever gone viral began there), and its offensive content (as Senft, the academic, said: "For adults, 4chan is sort of the ninth circle of Hell.")

Cracky would post photos that were, in a word, dark. First, there was a series in which she smeared her face with menstrual blood. In others, she would take on personas, like that of a gothic nurse. Often, Cracky seemed lonely and sad, which made her instantly endearing to anime nerds. The fact that her costumes made her look like a character also bred an obsession.

Stalkers then tracked down the girl's online journal, which was filled with more photos that were shared among collectors like priceless treasures or rare trading cards.

Cracky appeared on 4chan only a few times before the stalker-like mob forced her self-imposed exile from the web. Today, she has pretty much disappeared, so it's impossible to know her motivation for posting. But generally, it's clear that 4chan's camgirls were experimenting with their burgeoning sexuality and competing with one another for male approval.

Although every camgirl has both fans and mockers, none has received as much attention as Cracky. She hasn't posted any images since 2007 and is now in her mid-20s, but her fansites are updated regularly. Old photos are posted with comments such as "how do i not be obsessed with cracky" and "She must be at least twenty now. Probably living a nice life. Friends, etc. I want to die."

"I think a big part of [the Cracky phenomenon] was misogyny," says one of Loli's friends, who goes by the name Camel online. She explains many of Cracky's fans were otaku, those who become obsessed with anime to the point of becoming shut-ins. These fans treat camgirls as cartoon protagonists, trade their pictures like playing cards, and develop elaborate backstories for their "characters," the pale New Jersey native says. "It was extremely rapey."

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7805 02:51


Just as Ringley inspired a legion of "livestreamers" who would spend years of their lives on cam, Cracky encouraged a new generation of artsy and insecure millennials to become live-action cartoon characters on the internet. She became the de facto figurehead of a splinter subculture. Today, a handful of fansites are dedicated to bringing her out of hiding. The homepage of one site, Dear Olivia, reads like an open letter: "This page is to show you how much you have impacted our lives. We want you to know that we care about you. We hope you care about yourself! From having fun imitating your great sense of style, to becoming obsessed with various perceptions of you... we have met friends and people with similar interests because of you."

Young girls, too, became obsessed with Cracky. Instead of plastering teen heartthrobs or boy bands across her childhood room, a 13-year-old Loli would Scotch-tape images of Cracky on the walls. She says that as an adolescent, she had sexual fantasies about the mysterious girl but also dreamed that one day she'd garner as much adulation. Most of the friends she has today are fellow "Cracky-fags" whom she Skypes and sometimes visits. "There's a whole religion around her," Loli explains. "People call her the Sky Queen."

Why did the Cracky phenomenon take off? "Because her photos weren't slutty, these guys elevated her to some sort of holy figure," offers Camel, who posted nude pictures of herself as a preteen after suffering sexual abuse and now studies business at a Canadian university.

Camel explains that a Chan name is given by the online community to only the most beloved camgirls and that hundreds strove for that designation between 2005 and 2007. She didn't make the cut. "In the end, I wasn't cute enough and didn't put enough presentation into my photos [to earn a Chan name]," Camel says. "And thank goodness for that."

380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7807 07:59


I still fap to all those whores

Cracky on Mondays

Loli on Wednesdays

Camel on Fridays

381 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7807 19:27

Man these people on 4chan really sound like terrible human beings.

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7809 06:31

But aren't we on 4chan right now? It says "4" an "ch" in the address bar.

383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7809 17:13


384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7809 23:53

How do you pronounce world4ch?

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7810 16:36



386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7810 21:31


387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7903 21:49

when was this thread made?

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7903 22:47

September 1993.

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7904 10:28

>>387,388 in a time before time.

390 Name: Minimarketrak.com : 1993-09-8070 17:05

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8122 21:36

post some rare crackys

392 Name: LenLoHai : 1993-09-8230 22:53

whats chapend to cracky chan? she live? she die?

393 Name: sage : 1993-09-8254 11:04

Do the maths.

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8539 11:30


395 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 21:12

fondly remembers cracky-chan

396 Name: Ophelia (maybe?) : 1993-09-9457 10:37

Stop talking about this stuff we don't need it

397 Name: S.Uematsu : 1993-09-9457 12:46


He is very crazy user lol

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9459 14:05

It's been more than a decade since this thread was originally made, holy shit.

399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9485 00:32

Cracky menopause groyper

400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9568 12:10

what happened to

i wish to know how my old friends are doing

401 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9568 15:25

thinken of cracky

402 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9568 22:53

I am Cracky-chan. Ask me anything.

403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9581 08:32



I understood that reference.

404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9582 14:58

>>402 are you dead yet

405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9599 01:01


We are all dead, anon.

406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9600 23:48

The dead who wander the earth often take a long time to understand that they are dead. Why should it be otherwise? They have had so much experience living, and have not been trained to be dead.

407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9608 11:33

15-year anniversary (Crackyversary) coming up soon. What are people planning?

408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9609 00:48

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9757 04:32

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9757 08:37


411 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9761 22:05

>>407 even if she was like 16 back then she'd be in her 30s now, crazy

412 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9762 08:50

Christmas cake Cracky...

413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9765 00:40


You should "lurk more". Her exact date of birth has been known forever, and there are birthday celebrations every year. But yes you are correct, she is "in her 30s".

414 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9765 01:31

>>413 i was like 12 in 2005, i'm now nearing my 30s myself. it was more a comment on how 2005 was 15 years ago than anything else.

415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9765 23:10

>>414 2005 isn't for another 12 years...

416 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9778 13:43

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9787 16:17

what happened to wish, bounceme, etc? it's been a long time but i feel called. is there anywhere to go?

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9806 18:04

>>417 get on the Discord server if you're not already on it, that's where all the activity is these days

it shouldn't be difficult for you to find an invite, they've been posted several places

419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9869 15:33

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9869 17:13

for some reason I read "three birthday celebrations every year" and was like what the fuck

421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9883 16:02

If anyone still needs an invite for the Discord server, either contact an existing member and ask, or if you don't know anybody, you can use the contact form on cracky-chan.com to introduce yourself.

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9883 16:36

has cracky been blacked

423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9883 16:58


424 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 01:23

It's happening. It's all real.

425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 01:40

shame on you aveslari

426 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9888 23:36

she is cute that is why she is called cracky-chan

427 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9889 01:33

That gif of boxxy jerking off a black dick next to a smaller white one is probably the reason im a cuck these days

428 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 14:56

>>59 (☞゚∀゚)☞ That's what shii said!

429 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 23:22

Her birthday is just a few days away

430 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 23:24

Which one of them?

431 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 23:38

opinions on the premier of Sonic The Movie?

432 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 07:45

433 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9901 02:34

3 days until Cracky's birthday

434 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9902 01:01

2 days until Cracky's birthday

435 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9902 02:44


436 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9902 12:50

>>435 rude

437 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9902 23:54

Olivia is 30. She will be turning 31, IF she is still alive.

Life last confirmed in 2012.

438 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 01:01

1 day until Cracky’s birthday

439 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 14:40


On October 12, 2020, if Olivia is alive, she will be 31 years old.

Current British time (UTC+1): https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/uk/london

Birthday reference spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1xLjIEmPBG_9J13vdkGl9jktRY27hFto7EYACUVvhcBI/edit#gid=0

Birthday music:

2009: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1hXkCOskpQ

2010: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1AFAD138wc

WHICH BIRTHDAY SONG DO YOU LIKE BETTER? VOTE NOW: https://fast-poll.com/poll/c3e251aa

440 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 21:08

4 hours until birthday

441 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 22:01

3 hours until birthday

442 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 23:00

2 hours until birthday

443 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9904 00:03

1 hour until birthday

444 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9904 00:44

>>443 happy birthday

445 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9904 01:00




446 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9904 09:22

I farted

447 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9904 13:06

>>446 shame on you

448 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9906 16:18

Why are so many in denial about their love for Cracky?

Just admit who you are.

Admit that Cracky is your entire world.

Stop lying to yourself.

You need Cracky and Cracky needs you.

449 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9906 18:44

Why are so many in denial about their love for Cracky?

Just admit who you are.

Admit that Cracky is your entire world.

Stop lying to yourself.

You need Cracky and Cracky needs you.

450 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9908 01:29

Her nose is red
Her ears are cat
She's cute and sweet
Her butt is flat

451 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9908 15:54

Her nose is red
Her ears are cat
She's cute and sweet
Now how 'bout that?

452 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9909 02:04

Her nose is red
Her ears are cat
She's cute and sweet
She owns a hat

453 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9909 04:14

Her nose is red
Her ears are cat
She's cute and sweet
Israel is an illegitimate apartheid state

454 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9909 08:15


455 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9909 18:00

Her nose is red
Her ears are cat
She's cute and sweet

456 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 00:26

Her nose is red
Her ears are cat
She painted her nose red
She's pretending to be a cat

457 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 03:50

Her nose is red
Her ears are cat
She shit the bed

458 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 06:40

Her nose is red
Her ears are cat
She's cute and sweet
Naked mole rat

459 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 14:18

black penis

460 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 02:44

>>459 oh my god you're here too? fucking why?

461 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 20:16

Do you still love Cracky?

Why or why not?

462 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 20:50

Never have, sounds faggy

463 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 01:25


464 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 04:28

>>463 eat shit you gay homo

465 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 04:38

Cracky loves the BLACK DICK

466 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 05:19

why is it always black guys

467 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 05:36

>>466 white girls have the biggest vaginas

468 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 01:30

All people who obsess about "black dicks" are homosexuals; prove me wrong.

469 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 03:37

Yes, Cracky loves huge black dong, and so do you

470 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 18:21

Duh, aside from people who have a cursory interest in interracial, sites about this sort thing are mostly "heteroflexible" white guys

471 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 21:48

>>469 you are homosexual

472 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 22:03

>>470 Sites are sites and white guys are white guys

473 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 22:03

dont lump us homosexuals in with the black dick obsessed race baiting weirdo

474 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 22:07

BLM! BLM! BLM! 👩🏿👩🏿🦱👱🏿♀👩🏿🦳

475 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9918 14:47

Cracky would not approve of any of this faggotry.

476 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9918 15:29

stop bumping this shit thread

477 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9918 16:11


478 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9918 18:29

black penis

479 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9918 18:42

modern intellectual meets yesteryear's savage

480 Name: vc: goyzz : 1993-09-9918 19:10

this thread is woke

481 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9918 20:34

>>476 the only shit is your gay homosexuality and the shit you eat out of your boyfriend's ass

482 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9918 22:40

483 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 09:06

we really need some kind of solution for the crackyhead infestation

484 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 12:51

Like a containment thread, or something

485 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 14:29

>>482 you are a homosexual

>>483 you are a homosexual

>>484 you are a homosexual

486 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 15:59

massive black dicks

487 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 19:27

Whats a lamer fetish, hypno or interracial

488 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 21:06

>>486 you are a homosexual

>>487 you are a homosexual

489 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 22:18

black penis

490 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 22:19

black penis

491 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 22:19

black penis

492 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9920 00:23

who cares about cracky-chan, where's rabbit-chan

493 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9920 00:23


494 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9920 18:47

black penis

495 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9922 19:34

she is cute that is why she is called Cracky-chan

496 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9923 05:56

black penis

497 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 01:32

black penis

498 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 17:54

Cracky is cute and sweet

499 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 18:05

black penis

500 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9963 11:22

Cracky is a weird artifact of when liking egirls was new and cool

501 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9963 11:34

They were called camwhores back in their hoy day.

502 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9963 11:40

I thought that kind of only referred to the actual MyFreeCams girls, and just being used for girls like Cracky is because they used to stickam/tinychat which don't really exist anymore

503 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9963 11:49

>>502 I saw it used to refer to anyone attention-whoring with their webcam, e.g Cracky and all her copies posting pics of themselves on imageboards, and the response would usually be "tits or gtfo"

504 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9963 14:11

black penis

505 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9963 14:45

It became an industry only later.

506 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 00:26

black penis

507 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 23:37

black penis

508 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9989 11:10

black penis

509 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 16:58

This is a sacred thread. Please don't post garbage in it.

510 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 17:15

Im disappointed the black cock thing didn't die after everyone rallied that it was racist and "interracial" and "bbc" are harmful stereotypes because racial preferences are fetishization of identity and the porn industry has to stop or something.

511 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 17:52

I'm disappointed that you're forgetting that the only people actually posting BBC are doing so to troll.

512 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 18:07

>>510 When something is rallied against, there will always be people deliberately continuing it out of spite

513 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 18:49

Thats why I have been checking dubs ever since one dokyun sperged out about it back around 8800 or so.

Nice dubs

514 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 19:26

Do you think these camwhores that still have followings think it's weird that people still care shit they did when they were teens

515 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 19:46

black penis

516 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10012 01:30

Cracky is very cute and sweet. I love her. All the (((black penis))) in the world will never drive me away from her.

517 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10012 03:34

black penis

518 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10012 11:56

>>514 It was basic knowledge at the time that this would the case, when something is online it's there forever. It was taught in primary schools

519 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 00:20

black penis

520 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 05:41

black penis

521 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 21:00

black penis

522 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10014 13:59

black penis

523 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10017 03:39


524 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10017 13:18

black penis

526 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10025 02:22

black penis

527 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10025 03:28

black penis

528 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10026 07:05

no black penis

white penis or no penis

529 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10026 07:58

Take my black load, white boy!

530 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10026 09:22

Why is it always black
and never hispanic or like samoan

531 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10026 10:12

penis ethnogenesis

532 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10026 13:01

black penis

533 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10026 15:07

534 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10026 16:33

black penis

535 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10027 23:25





536 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10027 23:30

black penis

537 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10027 23:49

black penis

538 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10027 23:58

this is a horrible thread and deserves only the worst of posts

black penis

539 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10028 00:27

black penis

540 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10028 06:18

black penis

541 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10028 14:47

black penis

542 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10029 13:33

black penis

543 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10029 17:18

black penis

544 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 00:44

"black penis" person does not know the love of Cracky

"black penis" person will die sad and alone

545 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 04:11

black penis

546 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 07:38

Dearest Cracky-chan,

It's been a while since we last spoke, and I realize that there's quite a bit of catching up to do. I heard you're lurking .71 now. That's fantastic! It's actually a great place to meet people. Speaking of meeting people, I always thought you should "trade up" for somebody better. You should ditch the turk. Maybe try another slav? Though this time go with someone a little more Northern.

Despite your own penchant for trying to convince the Stalkers you don't like their creepy attention while at the same time shamelessly publicizing yourself, in a way you still owe me after last time. People were in danger of completely forgetting about you. In no small part due to my amazing work as your unofficial publicist, I managed to get the obsessionball rolling all over again. All the way back to Oxford, in fact. All the way to your mother's tiny, funky, very English side-by-side house. When your suicidegirls career takes off, you'll have ME to thank for the fact that all the insignificant internet plebs with more dollars than braincells are able to recognize you.

See? I'm still trying to be a helpful guy, even after you turned your back on me.

I think we have a bit of an understanding here, Lia. If this is going to follow the same give-take patterns of all your past relationships, you'll be happy to know that I'm more than willing to provide regardless of the circumstances. I know that it's only a matter of time until everybody finds out that jews did wtc, and when that happens all of your family's heathengold will run out. I'm talking real gold here, hun. The kind that lets you eat and stink and sit on the computer all day without a care in the world. Not that shit you farm in WoW.

We can come to a sort of agreement. Since you're soon to be homeless, and the loli I'm cohabitating with is too inexperienced to understand how to cook (OR GIVE A DECENT BLOWJOB. SERIOUSLY WTF), it would likely be beneficial for you to "shack up" with the two of us. Your living conditions would be very much the same - you'd be living in a room the size of your flat with your bed and computer, and you'd have all the time in the world to live in your masturbatory MMO fantasyland. There'd only be two real differences. First, you'd be expected to cook. This'll maybe take up, like what? An hour a day maximum. It'll be your only real obligation to the household.

Secondly, the person coming to molest you periodically won't be your father.

I think that should be more than enough to convince you. Hit me back and lemme know what you think.

Until then,

547 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 07:44

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551 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 17:13

I think I can post my story here:

It has been two months since I have found out about Cracky-chan's AIM sn.
Don't ask me how I did that, some things are better left untold. Anyway,
we got in contact, or rather: I contacted her and she responded. I tried to
be all cool and hurrhurr-in-cheek with her (if you know what I mean) but
of course she saw through my act from the start.
You can fool every other idiot on /b/ but you cannot fool Cracky-chan,
especially not when face to face (or should I say: P2P?). I am sure in the
few days that we were chatting for hours and hours she got a real good
idea of who I really was.
So one day while I was babbling away, trying to make myself look like the best
thing since sliced bread served with roast beef by talking about "those
fucking furries" and "that one new program I installed recently",
she interrupted me by saying: "Have you ever done anal?"

I was kinda put off and shocked at first. I am not going to tell you her
real age but a young girl approaching me like that just shocked me for
a second or two. Then I regained my cool and answered that yes, me
and my ex-gf tried it once but she didn't like that so that had been
the end of that. What came next had me baffled again: "Want to try

me: try again? you mean you and me?
her: no, you and your mom
me: lol what
me: so you really mean you and me?
me: hello?
her: yes, you and me, dumbass.
me: you're saying you'd let me do you up the ass?
her: more like you will let me do you up the ass
her: i already got the lube and the strap-on, you just gotta haul
your ass over here

It's kinda hard to make a decision when you're having a massive
hard-on without knowing what to do with it at first. So I want to say
that it wasn't really my decision when I packed my bit of shit together
and hopped into the next train. I pretty much knew from that moment
when I said "okay" (although I don't really remember that moment)
that I was completely hers. Trapped in a web of, yes, retarded internet
lust. I'll be the first to admit it. But I am sure most of you would have
done the same.

I've been living with her the last few weeks now. Sometimes we're
sleeping in her bed together but most of the time she makes me
sleep on the floor. The house itself is pretty big. Her parents aren't
there. I don't know where they are and I have never asked about
them. A lot of other people are coming and going, though. Some
are staying for a few days, vanish and come again later. Some of
them even post on /b/, but I won't disclose their identities.
I wouldn't want to make myself unwelcome here. I want to stay
close to Cracky-chan. I know she doesn't want me to get too close
to her, but I don't care as long as she lets me follow her for a
walk outside (the snow is so nice) and as long as I can spread my
ass cheeks for her to invade me.

I feel happy. Some of you may think that I am a sad sod, that I
am crazy for having let go of my appartment, my cheap job,
my so-called friends. I am with Cracky-chan and that is all that
matters to me. And when she holds me by the waist and furiously
thrusts that big black one into my bowels, I simply cannot ask
for anything more on earth.

552 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 18:44

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559 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 14:12

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560 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 15:11

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561 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 15:29

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562 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 15:37

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564 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 17:19

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565 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 21:49

This thread is an important part of Internet history.

566 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 22:07

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567 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10033 00:35

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568 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10033 19:41

I'm so fed up of you stupid fucking yanks cussing Cracky-Chan(CC) for having bad teeth. YOU FUCKERS DON'T HAVE A CLUE . Maybe if I fed you your OWN INTETESTINES you would realise that we DON'T LIKE FAKERS in placesn like Britain and the rest of the world. FAKE, WHITE PLASTIC LOOKING teeth are about as sexy as HUGE FAKE SILICON BOOBS. It took a TRUCKLOAD OF MORON YANKS to come up with that genius idea - rub off the fucking enamel on your teeth THAT YOU ACTUALLY NEED FOR DENTAL HYGIENE just to make it seem as though you've a mouthful of white plastic. WOW NICE ONE YEAH. CC is natural and naturally fun. Like everyone else she probably smokes a few, has a lot of tea and so occassionally her enamel is slightly yellow tinged, nothing that can't be sorted out with a few brushes. YOU'D ADVOCATE HER TOTALLY SELLING OUT AND BECOMING AN UNREAL TV SHOW WANABEE , becuase you have been twisted into believing thats sexy. YOU ARE THE FREAK. THE HUGE POPULARITY OF AMATEUR PORN SITES SHOW PEOPLE WANT IT REAL. YOU ARE A REMNANT, A PUSTULAR APPENDIX and I can't wait for all you whining FAKER yank fucks to grow old and die, SO FUCK OFF, YANK.

569 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10033 19:44

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570 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10033 19:53

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571 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10033 20:29

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572 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10034 02:23

But I'll guess. A female actually made an appearance on 4chan. Fanboys started hitting on her and asking y helo thar butsecks? Instead of stopping posting she actually ignored the lecherous remarks in hopes of actually joining in on the fun. So with all the attention she was getting, she actually posted some pictures at the request of others. Then some loser who -- to his credit -- actually realizes he will never make sweet love to her or Rei Ayanami, decides to take out his frustrations of sexual desire on this poor girl herself. Having the metality of a parapaligic dog, tons of other losers go along with the gang mentality. Since they can blame her for being a "tease," they gang up on her verbally, since it's the closest they'll come to gang banging her.

573 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10035 01:11

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575 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10035 01:59

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576 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10035 03:47

by me

Not even a twist of the nipple
can make me a cripple
but from that smile
my knees ground by guile.

Not even the genocide
of my braincells (besides)
can make me forget
the win and fail of Crackyget

I tried, oh have I tried
for other lovers to abide
but this infinite, futile longing
for you, once fire-crotch, is tolling
my health
my mind
the sets of my boxers

So give me love or sweet death
to finally settle this due bet
that whoever you're currently screwing
only my face you're naggingly seeing
my lips
your lips
How long ago they should have met

Fuck you Blizzard. Fuck you in the ass.
Give me back my WoWfaggette.

577 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10035 13:32

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Penis, is in fact, Black/Penis, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, Black plus Penis. Penis is not an copulating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning Black Penis system made useful by the Black coreballs, sperm utilities and vital sexual components comprising a full dick and balls as defined by POSEX. Many penis users run a modified version of the Black system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Black which is widely used today is often called “Penis”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the Black system, developed by the Black Project. There really is a Penis, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the dick they use. Penis is the glans: the part in the phallus that allocates the user's semen to the other orifices that you cum. The glans is an essential part of a copulating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete copulating system. Penis is normally used in combination with the Black copulating system: the whole system is basically Black with Penis added, or Black/Penis. All the so-called “Penis” distributions are really distributions of Black/Penis.

578 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10036 03:31

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579 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10036 15:13

Pseudo-thought-provoking non-statement!

Am deeply disturbed by amount of attention NOT BEING PAID TO MAY!. Am the cleverest of the clevar, will prove it by clevarly misspelling words INTENTIONALLAY. How clevar I am!

Have noticed that 'great circlejerk of drama', in addition to being a figment of own imagination, hums merrily along in autonomous fashion. Like negro who kills own friend in ghetto rather than killing white banker, am unable to see past own seething envy-driven rage. Too blinded to attack The Real Enemay. Lashing out at those around me! In own defective, rat-laden mind, own friends and equals represent all-consuming evil, yes, just like WHOLE WORALD.

Insightful ad-hominem attack! Breathtaking revalation about fucking cute/sweet non-person/persona XXXXXXXX! Fear struck into heart of XXXXXXX via super-CLEVAR techniques of using INTERNAT WEB PAGES to lookup REVEALING PERSONAL INFARMASHAN ABOUT XXXXXXX. XXXXXXX has a real name and a real life that can be worshipped! From a vaporous, phantasmal, non-existent basis for comparison, I STAB AT THAA! Own worst fear of being DISCOVERED to be a LONELY COMPUTER USER projected onto non-person/persona XXXXXXXXX!

Attempt to tear down non-organizations by insinuation of non-associations between psuedo-personalities! Exhortment to not obey fictional organizations YYYYYYYY and BLAHBLEH!

Ridiculous pronouncement! Hand-waving, followed by insinuation that events of actual import will take place! Events wrapped in stinking pseudo-mantle of meta-authenticity by citing of dates, number, facts, figures, and other babblefacts. Added aura of authenticity: The date is blahblah! There will be blahblah things happening on blahblah for blahblah! This but a walking shadow, a tale told by a nonexistent being, full of blah and blah, signifying NOTHANG.

Failure to realize that it's all a joke,
--Introverted Lonely Passive-Agressive Young White Stalker

580 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10036 21:43

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582 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10037 05:52

WWE really thinking outside the box with this one by having the chickenshit heel win an easy sub-two minute championship match immediately after the plucky babyface wins a pretty decent 30-minute elimination chamber match not once but twice in one night. I guess they thought we wouldn't notice by bookending them around two very missable title matches? But hey at least we've moved on past Indecisive Edge after three weeks. Woof.

583 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10037 12:05

I had a strange dream tonight. Cracky-chan was laying on top of me, sleeping. I could feel her breathing and her heartbeat through her clothes. I looked at her, her serene face was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen. I reached out with my hand and gently played with her copper hair a bit, then I traced her cheeks with my fingers. Then I woke up and cried. There is no maiden fairer, no lady higher, than that loveliest of lovelies, who so surpasses the beauty of ordinary women as to render even the most beautiful of them as a negroid in comparison to that beauty we call Cracky-chan. Halt, all of you, unless all of you confess that in the entire world there is no damsel more beauteous than the empress of Trolltalk, the peerless Cracky-chan. when Cracky-chan has an orgasm, the face she makes is the closest Mankind will ever be allowed to God. i would softly kiss her cute little nose and put my head next to her chest so i could hear her heart beat, and we'd fall asleep in eachothers arms cracky is like a ninja, who can only be killed by other ninjas. and since she is the most beautiful girl in the world she is for all intents and purposes immortal I fear that you have misunderstood Cracky-Chan's message of peace and love. It is OK to find Alice's continued failure at everything she attempts amusing, since everyone who is not Cracky-Chan is imperfect and thus lacks the incredible strength needed to resist this. However, you should realise after suitable meditation exercises in the light of the adorable red nose that the set of "pieces of poo in the world" is reserved for people such as Robert Mugabe, Bin Laden and anti-Cracky posters. It does not at this time contain Alice "failure" Ridley. Why? What did Cracky-Chan ever do to you other than be a nice and wonderful and loving person? Cracky-Chan never hurt anybody she is the living incarnation of pure innocence and beauty. Anybody who would even think about hurting Cracky-Chan is the most evil person alive. A hundred elephants each bearing a hundred buddhas crossed every conceivable cosmos an infinite number of times just to touch their foreheads to the ground at cracky-chan's feet. This really happened. Cracky-Chan did not create the path you walk. But the movements of atoms and galaxies are in her book, and she sees little difference between them. It is all in her book. One day she will lay it down, when the book is done, and what comes after that is still unwritten. Cracky-Chan continues to walk. Why would you want a statue of Cracky-Chan anyway? God meant her to be looked at in animation, observing the particularities of her graceful behaviour and her heart-warming smile not immobile. DOWN by the salley gardens my love and I did meet; She passed the salley gardens with little snow-white feet. She bid me take love easy, as the leaves grow on the tree; But I, being young and foolish, with her would not agree. In a field by the river my love and I did stand, And on my leaning shoulder she laid her snow-white hand. She bid me take life easy, as the grass grows on the weirs; But I was young and foolish, and now am full of tears. Cracky-chan is the nick given to an absolutely adorable girl with a red nose and cat ears whose pictures were posted on the 4chan site. It is unknown if the pictures were posted by a troll or if it was herself and got scared by the amount and content of the comments received. It is only imperfection that complains of what is imperfect. The more perfect we are, the more gentle and quiet we become towards the defects of others. Cracky-chan stood at rest in the midst of the world. And unto them she was shown forth incarnate; She found them all intoxicated. And she found none of them thirsty. And her soul was pained for the children of humankind, for they are blind in their hearts and cannot see. For, empty did they enter the world, and again empty they seek to leave the world. But now they are intoxicated. When they shake off their wine then they will have a change of heart. I assume you are attempting to disparage Cracky-chan. I assure you sir that

584 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10037 15:58

Chansluts is down. I hope it's just temporary but if it doesn't come back up, this thread is going to be the closest thing we have to a surviving /cracky/ board.

585 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10037 16:17

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586 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10037 19:47

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588 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10038 04:11

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591 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10039 17:05

I have this reoccuring dream about Cracky-chan. I dream I am looking for her and found her online, only she lived there and was some sort of Cyber-Goddess of the digital age who new everything, and could only be found by the half mad and the truly blessed. She said she was glad I found her and she wanted to tell me the sercret of the world. Thing was my laptops batteries were dying, so I tried to rush her to tell me the secret. She said I was scaring her, so she closed my browser window and I died. I woke up unable to breath so I slapped my chest and was able to take a ragged breath full. It was a few minutes after that I realized had never felt that empty before.

592 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10039 18:00

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593 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10043 22:59

Trying to make the world forget her existence was like casting a spell. She had tried several times before, and each attempt echoed out into the universe, the multiverse, radiating out like ripples on a pond. The world had forced her hand, several elements of it becoming too much like stalkers, whittling away her privacy, little by little, bit by bit. Her natural, innate, magick proved to be too much for others, although it had given her what she wanted. Be careful what you wish for, wasn’t that how the saying went? And even though she wiped herself from the memory of everyone, or so she believed, it hadn’t quite been completely successful. She hadn’t wished to become the avatar of the Sky, but it happened, regardless. Her mind, of all things, left herself open to that, whether it was her schizophrenia, or something else. So, after she erased all knowledge of herself unsuccessfully, she became a Goddess for real. She took the name they had given her, Skyqueen, and took it one step further. She became Dafrea, Goddess of the Meliae, and Daughter of Madness. And she tracked those ripples, the ones that spread out through the many planes of existence, and that had affected other girls just as she had been affected. The Goddess looked down at her arms, still seeing scars that had long ago faded but were still there in her memory. And as she tracked those ripples, she watched those other girls find their way in the world, all feeling the echoes of Her, as they stumbled and made mistakes and perhaps too, just like her, had cut themselves to deal with the pain of their own minds and thoughts, perhaps, some of them drifting into madness. And the Goddess nudged some of them in hidden ways, so that they would become as Her. Then, the Goddess remembered her own name, one which she never really had forgotten. Olivia Rosalind Elena Astraea.

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