I've been trying to put order into the whole drama history around cracky-chan, her pictures, livejournals and the related shenannigans going on in 4chan's /b/ and elsewhere. This is a first rough draft, so help me out with additional knowledge or correct me where I might have been wrong, please.
The first cracky-chan pics appear on /b/. The very first one, posted on
02:17 shows the soon to be famous "'sup 4chan" phrase written on the
palm of her hand. During the next two weeks, more sets appear on /b/
and W.T. Snacks finds out that the poster's IP is from the UK.
"cracky" becomes wordfiltered on /b/.
www.livejournal.com/users/freakygirl/ becomes publically known.
No new pics appear, but the hints solidify and people assume they have
got into contact with the real cracky-chan. The owner of cracky-chan.com
will later denounce this journal as fake, though this might have been a move
to protect her identity, as he also later takes down all of her real pictures
from his website.
Also, later on, another journal, whether fake or real, becomes known:
www.livejournal.com/users/kittycat/
cracky-chan's tripcode becomes publically known through shii:
shii.org/bbs/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=65
It is "sweet" and makes the claim that the original cracky-chan pictures
weren't originally posted by her herself more believable.
www.livejournal.com/users/scarecrowmaiden becomes publically known,
many new cracky-chan pics appear on /b/, some nude, some disturbing,
some both. The journal gets deleted by the owner very quickly.
cracky-chan pics become bannable even on /b/.
Anonymous mods talk of emails from cracky requesting this.
Relevant links:
http://dis.4chan.org/read.php/dis/1105041340/
http://www.world4ch.org/read.php/vip/1105048788/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1106733749
http://www.livejournal.com/community/cracky_chan/
THE LIVEJOURNAL WILL BE FOUND.
ONE DAY
ONE HOUR
WE WILL FIND YOU CRACKY
idiot.
From my sources inside the iron curtain I am told that Cracky's dad sends 4chan a letter with many 4 letter english words...
>>3
/⌒ヽ
/(●)(●) DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
| トェェェイ/
| /`ニニ´
// | |
U .U
I heard Cracky-chan is Moot's wife
I heard Cracky-chan is W.T.Snacks
>>1
This is serious research. I look forward to further readings from you NEET.
Hiyah...
I used to have scarecrowmaiden on my friends list, and then she vanished, looking around I found this page... can you explain what's going on? Ta!
>>10
Quiet, you. We need more people posting.
post
cracky-chan dies
spike fucked cracky-chan in the ass
is this cracky-chan
http://nub.iichan.net/b/res/10457.html
i found this looking for scarecrowmaiden what happend to her????
People say that she is under 18 is this true or myth.
>>19
I think one of her comments she made in one of her own LJ entries under the scarecrowmaiden name said that she was 15 at the time of some Rammstein concert from which people then, based on the assumption that she was living in the UK and other pieces of info, that she indeed was and still is underage (under 18 years old).
As the LJ is deleted, all of this can be regarded as nothing but rumours, though.
yeah she's 15
Saw http://nub.iichan.net/b/res/10457.html before it was deleted and would have to say it seriously did not look like cracky. It was a mosaic of pictures of a red haired girl in a polka dot dress, but did not have cracky's features.
Is she from Finland?
LO AND BEHOLD:
Note to all visitors from crackypedia: This is not a "4chan archive thread".
lolz
At the Otakon panel someone asked about Cracky. Snack's answer was she was "very very freaked out"
I've been silent about it during all this time, trying to convince myself that it was not true. But I can't take it anymore. The truth is, Cracky-chan, I'm in love with you. I've hopelessly fallen for your beauty, your charm, your words... Cracky-chan, you are beautiful. When I look at you, I appreciate the artistic aspect of the human form, its eleborateness... Ah, Cracky-chan...
We need to see the story about the guy who goes to Pocky-chan for buttsecks or whatever
cracky-chan's photobucket is img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/pheelie/
You can see some of those images by putting the URL into Google's image search.
>>28
No, we don´t.
this was deleted from 4chan's dis
http://www.43things.com/person/scarecrowmaiden
scarecrowmaiden wants to do 34 things
1. forget 8 people
2. hide 2 people
3. get better 9 people
4. not be scared 4 people
1 cheer
5. Learn to cook 849 people
6. be nicer 70 people
7. Not give up, now or ever 11 people
1 cheer
8. go on a road trip with no predetermined destination 1300 people
1 cheer
9. relax 344 people
10. stop feeling guilty 24 people
11. Go to the movies 13 people
12. Stop caring what other people think of me 196 people
1 cheer
13. stop being so shy 55 people
14. do something wild 3 people
15. lose some weight 105 people
16. be happy 1918 people
17. Take over the world 97 people
18. not let people get to me 6 people
1 cheer
19. Drink eight glasses of water each day 396 people
20. commit acts of random kindness 47 people
1 cheer
21. sleep! 196 people
22. be able to stand up to people who intimidate me. 15 people
23. hug someone 5 people
24. live passionately 707 people
25. live 134 people
26. go to a rock concert 16 people
27. end it 9 people
28. write a book 2432 people
29. Stop being depressed 13 people
1 cheer
30. play with dolls 2 people
31. Visit Ireland 323 people
32. Feel Pretty Again... 5 people
33. be healthy 186 people
34. stop eating meat 8 people
1 cheer
>>29
Your search - inurl:pheelie - did not match any documents.
http://wtfux.org/cams/kareha.pl/1124905651/
> oh shit nobody mention she lives in Oxford near a football pitch and a church because there are so few churches and football pitches in the UK, also nobody mention she sometimes skates at the Oxford Ice Rink because I am sure she will be there exactly when tirel shows up with theflowers+engagementringether+duct tape
A picture of her house was also posted in that thread.
Listen, you all suck and need to find a new hobby. Honestly, go get a girlfriend.
FO REEL!
I dont care about her.
cracky is just some mildly atractive british girl, get over it, all of you, NOW!
I heard Cracky's farts smell like vanilla.
>>41
That's Yukorin! You must be confused!
Wow, someone went delete-happy!
Hay, this is /dqn/
As long as it isn't illegal we can do stuff here, can't we?
out of interest for scarecrowmaiden's well-being I have had second thoughts about >>44-49. I don't think it was very important info but after posting I realized someone might actually try to stalk her down.
scarecrowmaiden, I loved your artwork and I hope you will one day have the courage to start posting your finds again.
oh okay
That's right. If you break the law, I will delete your post, and depending on how stupid you were, put your IP on the front page, and/or notify the cops.
I SAID "OKAY"
wow!! tell me about >>44-49 plz!
>>55
It was just a bunch of inducted assumptions about cracky's lifestyle and whereabouts based on the already available information.
>>56
Nah, it was some not-so-clever LJ stalking based on the other recent posts.
No, you said I wrote it myself. I copy-pasted it from places on LiveJournal.
oh alright
Somebody needs to stalk this thread, too.
LARBL MAH MARBL!
http://photobucket.com/albums/v131/pheelie/ is now offline, maybe for a short time or forever-_-"
STOP STALK
>>66
Seconded.
I'm thinking maybe we should introduce a global rule for 4-ch never to disclose personal offline information like adress or telephone numbers.
Then we could continue stalking her with a clear concious.
Being anonymous is fun, ain't it?
sho 'nuff.
http://www.livejournal.com/community/crackychan/
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The requested URL was not found on this server.
GONE ONCE AGAIN!
posting in a cracky-thread!
haha skateboards and sluts lol
I miss her.
>>78
I think that's one of the few pieces of information on her that really doesn't belong here.
>>79
You know it or do you want to be the attention whore?
When you know it, then write me an email.
Thanks =)
I don't know where she lives, I just think that this definitively isn't the place to display private & personal offline contact information.
i heard there is a new journal..anyone found it?
i saw in the lj community crackychan that someone had found new journal..any info?
j
there is no new journal. she's long gone
What
what are these people referring to?
http://www.livejournal.com/community/cracky_chan/16039.html
oops, I mean this
http://www.livejournal.com/community/cracky_chan/15469.html "her old journal"
>>89 is just a worthless post about the nudes
SIGNED
I'm glad I missed the whole cracky-chan thing
I am a huge gaping faggot lol
>>95
thx 4 the info.
>>100 SPAM.TXT
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happy anniversary
stfu and get laid already. dumbass
>>104
She looks underage. Are we sure this is legal?
>>107
Damn your ambiguous, implicitly negatory answer. I was hoping someone would say yes so I could continue enjoying the images :(
>>108 no
Hay guys i went 420chan and its so cool and I wanna leave iichan for good man
>>111
You from Nigeria?
I have to say that 420's /cracky is one of the finest imageboard sections I have visited in quite some time, every chan needs one
>>113
filthy pedophile
the board is good entertainment, even if you're not a pedophile.
i don't pity cracky much and i just love to see those stalker pedos get nuts over her.
Listen you guys. Keep /cracky on the DL. Seriously, it'll get shut down if it gets too big. Kirtaner said he's already gotten shit over it.
That's some serious shit right there.
It sure is shit, yeah.
i think it's an acronym for "download"
down-low
Yes, download, or "down-lowd" as the cool kids like >>122 say.
He meant "keep it on the down low," as in keep it quiet. It's not the internet slang DL, it's regular everyday slang DL. Holy shit people, learn to read the context FFS. Why would anyone say "Keep that board on the download?" You fuckers really are DQN.
>>124
DQN?
Everybody should be aware that >>124 is what internet users like to call a "troll", who posts incorrect information in order to fool people.
>>127 thanks for the warning! He almost had me.
almost?
hmm.this place died.
>>130 is an idiot
>>131 is DQN
Wrong thread.
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1136037769/
>>133 sucks pies
From http://disc.420chan.org/cracky/res/870.html
Anonymous 06/01/29(Sun)16:45 No.870
Don't know if you guys have seen this or not but this is one of Snacks' emails to Cracky. Anyone else have any of these? I find this one particularly intriguing because W.T. Snacks seems fairly interested in finding Cracky as well or atleast as the time...
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From: W.T. Snacks <snacks@cookiethievery.com>
Date: 19 May 2005 22:46:48
To: [redacted]
Subject: Is this [real name]?
Word has it this is also an address of yours. If not, please disregard.
However, if so, I have some new important info and help for you.
W.T. Snacks
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From: W.T. Snacks <snacks@cookiethievery.com>
Date: 24 May 2005 02:50:30
To: [redacted]
Subject: RE: Is this [real name]?
A-ha, hello.
You've done a good job disappearing from the internet. This is the last email I tried to send on the 19th:
>I hope nothing drastic happened while I was gone.
>There's currently shit like this being posted:
>http://www.8chan.net/archive/.cracky/2.html
>
>I finally closed that dis thread linked in there as well.
>I hope that's not actually your address, although I've marked the poster
>in such a case.
>
>People have been saying your email is [redacted]. I don't
>know if that's another of yours, or just some random person's...
>
>I noticed the last site I linked closed down, I'm rather suprised they
>would comply. Good to know not everyone is such a fucker.
>I don't know if you're aware, but there's also http://cracky-chan.com,
>although that seems less likely to be swayed so easily.
>
>W.T. Snacks
I later learned the guy who ran that other site took it down on his own accord though.
A lot of people really believe that you commited suicide... good for your disappearing act, eh?
Probably best to keep it that way.
The entire thing has really died down after that, luckily. The only place I saw this email posted was the original cracky-chan thread in world4ch/vip/.
I promptly deleted it. Given the "won't be for much longer", I take it you're abandoning this one as well. Has anyone else tried contacting you here?
I'm sorry that because of 4chan you've been forced to do things like this. I was suprised to see you delete your paid account on LJ.
If you don't mind, I'd like to keep in touch.
I honestly never bought into the "cracky-chan hype" in /b/, but upon seeing more than just images of you, you seem pretty cool.
At the very least, I'd like to have a way to contact you in case something really important happens, hah.
Although I know you're trying to cut off all contact from 4chan and probably wouldn't be comfortable with it, please feel free to email me from your new address.
Of course, I'm not sharing this with anyone, I wouldn't want to cause you any more trouble. Just looking to help.
Heh, I'm sure that sounds weird.
W.T. Snacks
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zOMG CRACKY POSTED ON 420CHAN!
lol internet
/cracky/ to be taken down! A new place to continue the quest for unsolving the mystery is needed!
No, the mistery is OVER. She showed up, she mailed the proof to Kirtaner.
Sup guys.
She's definitely legit. Before she sent me a photo, I looked up the IP and email headers, they matched up fine.
Then she sent me a photo holding a sign with the date on it saying "Hi Kirtaner. You can close the board now." Either this is definitely real, or a very elaborate prank done by someone who looks like cracky and lives in the same location.
I'm going to be closing /cracky sometime today. I hope this finally brings closure to the whole phenominon.
>>140
I have seen no such proof. It isn't over for me until I see proof.
>>142
You'll probably be seeing the proof soon.
You'll be seeing it as soon as he finishes photoshopping it!
Kirtaner, why close it? If this is supposed to give closure, just let it die by itself; removing the board so soon after the alleged reappearance of cracky is only going to fuel the speculation.
>>145
That's why I haven't closed it yet.
I'm giving people some time to see the thread first. I'm just thinking of the best way to end it all.
The best way to end it all would probably less secrecy and mystery.
I know that she would want it to end all right now but it's not going to happen that way.
I think she should just get a tripcode, post a bit among the imageboards, talk with us like we talk with anybody and realize that stalkers are everywhere on the internet just as are DQN and just plain fun & silly people you can get along with. After a while, she'll be like Era and nobody will really pay any attention to this anymore.
>>147
OMEDETOU
> get a tripcode
lol
There. I posted the proof.
love is over.
Why are you so reasonable, Kirtaner?
It does not make sense.
The crackychan saga has slightly intrigued me over time. At first I thought she was just an angsty teenager that wanted attention. Then she either got bored or wanted more attention, thus the disappearing act. Now this stunt has all of the same effects... she claims she does not want attention yet she is drawing attention to herself. Ultimately, you never can know for sure. Even if she herself came out and said it, she might be lying.
Hell, this latest thing might not even be her (assuming that is the only photo... I would not be surprised in the least if Kirtaner was given an actual face shot as proof aswell with the explict instructions not to mention it or post it.. and he certainly does not want to be nagged for it).
tl;dr, but there goes a comedy goldmine (which I'm sure will just relocate somewhere else). I've never seen people so obsessed yet never actually able to pull docs on someone (that isn't to say someone hasn't, but the people 'publically' working towards it well.. suck). Not to mention people claiming cracky is special and that her photos are art! There are millions of crackys out there, she isn't a beautiful unique snowflake.
/I like parens
// and slashies too
what
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dead dead dead, he should just leave that last thread
Wow, just last night I noticed how retarded all the crap on the cracky-chan board was and wrote up a rant here: http://shii.org/bbs/blog/pivot/entry.php?p=55 Just 24 hours later and it's all dead in the ground.
The real reason Cracky was being stalked was because so many people were spreading disinformation. If she had been able to leave quietly without the LJ idiots making up stuff about secret sites and new pictures, the noise would have dried up within a month.
>>162
Making up shit to screw with the stalker is FUN though. I'm not entirely sure she did not want the attention though. Most girls on teh internets do not get stalker groups. I wouldn't actually be surprised if cracky herself palnned things out longterm. That shit with the keyloggers was dumb though. Should have gone with the XSS route considering how insercure LJ is.
Wtf was >>161
shii how do i work your blog
Or did you break it intentionally?
BTW there was a blog entry for a short time at 420chan but it was pulled. wtf? (it didn't contain anything interesting anyway)
>>164 lol view source
>>164
My blog has been deleted since June, I only put it at that URL for convenience (that was the old URL where I revealed Cracky's tripcode).
I ought to put up a Cracky Come Back apology/petition, if there's any interest.
>>166 Put up a Cracky Get Rid Of Your New Braided Hair petition?
>>165
Yeah I accidentally set it to private. It's fixed now.
>>162
Yeah, I've been talking to JDigital about this for most of the day.
http://www.petitiononline.com/cracky/petition.html
EVERYBODY PLEASE SIGN
Pshh... I like her hair that way. :P
http://www.petitiononline.com/cracky2/petition.html
SIGN THIS ONE ITS BETTER
You didn't even go through the trouble to make the first signature.
The cracky-chan phenomenon is now officially declared dead.
http://blog.420chan.org/2006/02/13/the-hopeful-end-of-the-cracky-chan-phenominon/
It was quite a glorious showdown, though.
Haha, I have a friend of a friend that is a friend of crackychan!
THE IP IS FROM OXFORD IT MUST BE HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
zomg, she updated the deadjournal!
TEH EXIF DATA MATCHES (because it obviosuly cannot be faked!)
there is teh picture that doesn't even show her face and the hair looks kinda like that one that was leaked although it is horribly smeared in photoshop, IT MUST BE TEH SAME
Congratulations, you have been trolled by GNAA, and not even that skillfully
>>182
Seriously? GNAA?
Wow, small internet. I had no idea GNAA did this sort of thing.
Trolls? In my DQN?
>>185
it's more likely than you think
Nothing is more likely than what has already happened - I think that you've literally milked this beast dry.
I didn't use to live that far away from Oxford, but considering what I can see photo-wise, she does look like a soft Southern Twat - At least that cuts half of the UK out of the picture. No Northerner would be seen dead wanking about like this.
>>187
I find your ideas intriquing and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Anyone have the posts by the 'pyschologist'? I know at least one person mirrored the board.
Take a hop, skip and a jump around Oxford, you can have as many Cracky-a-likes as you want.
I'm surrounded by them, and I can't take it any more!
You are a soft-porn unicycle!
BUT SHE IS A UNIQUE AND BEAUTIFUL SNOWFLAKE
THER EIS NO OTHER LIKE HER
We must spread the worship of Crackychan to our VIPPER brothers
too bad this isn't an imageboard
needs more cracky AA
Why is everyone obsessed with this ugly woman?
>>196 arasi
SAGE.
sage for ancientness
this link has nothing to do with cracky. i still wanna bang her though.
Don't stick it in her pooper!
Shitty thread Wasshoi!!
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+ (( (つ ノ (つ 丿 (つ つ )) +
ヽ ( ノ ( ヽノ ) ) )
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lol
>>203
go to oxford and you'll find cracky look-alikes everywhere.
http://cracky.bounceme.net/ is no more. Go tell it on the mountain.
What the hell happened to it? DAMN, that was like my favorite site on the whole internet!! It'll take me fucking 100 minutes to find a better site!!
s
cracky-chan is overrated. she was cute for a while but once she started posting pictures of herself with blood she became uncute.
Shitty thread Wasshoi!!
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bump
wut
natur@l v1@gr@ h3r3 -> http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Cracky-chan
Cracky is the most beautiful human.
I love Cracky-chan.
I love Cracky-chan.
I love Cracky-chan.
I love Cracky-chan.
I love Cracky-chan.
I love Cracky-chan.
I love Cracky-chan.
Cracky-chane is pretty.
I love Cracky-chan. I wish to meet her IRL and shake her hand or even possibly take a picture with her. I would kill for new pix of her. I love Cracky-chan so much, but it hurts so much knowing that she doesn't like her online cult. :(
>>224 she is 30 yrs old now. sage.
I have met Cracky. She is beautiful. I love her very much.
'sup, DQN
>>228
dqn
lol Cracky is already near menapouse.
woo boy, cake and sodomy marilyn manson
>>232
I disagree
date
I have a child with Cracky chan.
>>236
menstrual blood does not a child make.
I <3 Cracky.
Cracky for great justice
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CRACKY-CHAN IS JESUS
lol what
this has been aged so much
>>244
its been archived in many places, such as trendpedia
in any case, the whole cracky-chan ordeal is far from over
is there any one here who has gotten out of touch with whats been going on? and is interested in going back down into the rabbit hole?
I never cared.
I don't see the fascination in stalking a girl that wears clown make-up.
Is it really stalking when you're too afraid of human contact to leave your mom's basement?
this was a dumb idea, I am sorry.
I'd have liked to talk to her, not stalk her like some of the members of 420 were trying, she seemed, pretty interesting judging from her photos.
crack crack crakkity-chan
i hear cracky is aman
this thread is ARCHIVE QUALITY
by that i mean stop posting in it
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How touching, the guy is down on his knees (orz) and the other is comforting him.
I thought that if we kept up the harrassment it would be, in the end, pretty funny. Because since when did anonymous have a conscience? It's more or less the mass of the world's sociopaths in a single webserver. There's no reason a flesh-and-blood human being with her own emotional state should be able to stop anonymous from wrecking havoc.
You idiots
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
I love Cracky-chan. There is a hidden/secret room in a map on the 4chan Counter-Strike: Source server with pictures of her on the walls. I like to go in there and hide. Oh god.
I LOVE OLIVIA FIELDS
Because if you don't love Cracky-chan, you have AIDS.
PJ O'Pootertoots
We should do this:
ANTI-SAGE
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( ・-・) Crackety Jam or whatever the fuck her name is should take her pills.
( ´ω`) The true cognoscenti are more obsessed with Era.
>>275 Song title
>>44-49 Verse 1
>>205-207 Chorus
>>241,242,258,149 Verse 2
>>131 Last line
Whole song: >>275,44-49,205-207,241,242,258,149,205-207,131
WTF IS THIS??
That is not a song. You can't sing that.
Title: The true cognoscenti are more obsessed with Era.
This post sucks.
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Shitty thread Wasshoi!!
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lol
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OMEDETOU
>>130 is an idiot
I love her so much, oh god I love her so much.
believeanonbelieve@hotmail.co.uk
I think this is for real, it's the girl from the pictures with her in the forest.
I care.
Recorded http://www.myspace.com/buundqn
hOW DOES THIS RELATE TO cRACKY-cHAN
OMEDETOU
i <3 cracky-chan
New pics released today (and over the past week) on you-know-where. Get them while they're hot.
My favorite:
http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/7754/1209392952033bk7.jpg
o lawd
is it over so soon?
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One day... in cosplay, ill-fitting, she will look back upon those days with fond and perhaps even a forelorn memory. Olivia, the internet celebrity. She was, indeed, SOMEBODY. Someone who touched hearts and minds to an extent that could never truly be paid homage with simple human language.
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|Д`) No one is here.
|⊂ I can dance now !
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♪ ☆
♪ / \ RANTA TAN
ヽ(´Д`;)ノ RANTA TAN
( へ) RANTA RANTA
く TAN
♪ ☆
♪ / \ RANTA RANTA
ヽ(;´Д`)ノ RANTA TAN
(へ ) RANTA TANTA
> TAN
posting in an ancient thread
The secret Cracky website is here: http://195.242.99.71/
I don't approve of this.
But I do.
okay
>>322
I did not even sage, you fucking fag.
Seriously guys, stop it.
KING MAXIMILLIAN MEETS NIGGERS DOWNTOWN
This will never end.
what
6 years going on...
>>337 has bumped this splendid THREAD. Thank you very much, >>337.
I'm most honored to see a THREAD bumped by a respectful person as >>337.
I respect >>337 very much. I will tell my children and grandchildren about >>337's exploit.
Whenever I read this THREAD, I feel better as if my whole body is purified.
I wonder why a nice person like >>337 is not invited to the garden party.
I respect >>337 very much.
Take care, and please watch over us.
Thank you again for bumping this lovely THREAD.
Does the legacy of Cracky-chan still live on 4chan imageboard?
I've heard that she got addicted to WoW and grew fat. Is this true?
>>340
Oh god that makes her even hotter than before. I hope I find her with folds and folds of fat squeezing through a cheap Tesco office chair that strains to keep her off the trash strewn floor ofour filthy love nest.
She'll ask "bring them, did we?" and I'll only nod, dumbstruck by the beauty before me, and hold out the greasy paper bag.
We will be be joined in ecstasy, me with the crumbs of steak pies falling on my face, as I am slowly but oh-so-willingly crushed to death beneath my true love.
I agree...
Seven years almost to when I first saw the most beautiful girl in the world
>>345
I don't care. Go away and take your terrible thread bumping habits with you.
I was not around for any of these events, but how old was/is Cracky-chan? I was about to search for the images mentioned ITT, but then it occured to me that they may be cp. So how old was/is she?
Deutsche Post are a bunch of incompetent rip-offs who should never have been allowed to enter the private sector.
Shouldn't this be permasaged and locked or archived?
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gaynus
Didn't 4chan die like years ago?
This thread is of historical significance but that's about it
age
Broken thread for broken people. I'm sure Olivia would approve.
why deface skyquone thread
glerf
Is this supposed to discourage people from posting in this thread?
The most recent post deleted? What sort of witchcraft is this?
http://www.miaminewtimes.com/2013-10-10/news/4chan-loli-chan-camgirl/
The story of Loli begins with a 15-year-old girl named Olivia, who became known as Cracky-chan online. At 2:17 in the afternoon on January 6, 2005, an image appeared on 4chan of an unconventionally beautiful girl with a red-painted nose. Looking coyly into her webcam, she flashed a simple message written on her upturned palm: "Sup 4chan."
Originally intended as a site to share anime and manga images when it was launched in 2003, 4chan is now known for its affiliation with the hacktivist group Anonymous (whose members somehow got 4chan's founder, Christopher Poole, voted Time's Most Influential Person of 2008 by manipulating the poll), its memes (pretty much anything that's ever gone viral began there), and its offensive content (as Senft, the academic, said: "For adults, 4chan is sort of the ninth circle of Hell.")
Cracky would post photos that were, in a word, dark. First, there was a series in which she smeared her face with menstrual blood. In others, she would take on personas, like that of a gothic nurse. Often, Cracky seemed lonely and sad, which made her instantly endearing to anime nerds. The fact that her costumes made her look like a character also bred an obsession.
Stalkers then tracked down the girl's online journal, which was filled with more photos that were shared among collectors like priceless treasures or rare trading cards.
Cracky appeared on 4chan only a few times before the stalker-like mob forced her self-imposed exile from the web. Today, she has pretty much disappeared, so it's impossible to know her motivation for posting. But generally, it's clear that 4chan's camgirls were experimenting with their burgeoning sexuality and competing with one another for male approval.
Although every camgirl has both fans and mockers, none has received as much attention as Cracky. She hasn't posted any images since 2007 and is now in her mid-20s, but her fansites are updated regularly. Old photos are posted with comments such as "how do i not be obsessed with cracky" and "She must be at least twenty now. Probably living a nice life. Friends, etc. I want to die."
"I think a big part of [the Cracky phenomenon] was misogyny," says one of Loli's friends, who goes by the name Camel online. She explains many of Cracky's fans were otaku, those who become obsessed with anime to the point of becoming shut-ins. These fans treat camgirls as cartoon protagonists, trade their pictures like playing cards, and develop elaborate backstories for their "characters," the pale New Jersey native says. "It was extremely rapey."
Just as Ringley inspired a legion of "livestreamers" who would spend years of their lives on cam, Cracky encouraged a new generation of artsy and insecure millennials to become live-action cartoon characters on the internet. She became the de facto figurehead of a splinter subculture. Today, a handful of fansites are dedicated to bringing her out of hiding. The homepage of one site, Dear Olivia, reads like an open letter: "This page is to show you how much you have impacted our lives. We want you to know that we care about you. We hope you care about yourself! From having fun imitating your great sense of style, to becoming obsessed with various perceptions of you... we have met friends and people with similar interests because of you."
Young girls, too, became obsessed with Cracky. Instead of plastering teen heartthrobs or boy bands across her childhood room, a 13-year-old Loli would Scotch-tape images of Cracky on the walls. She says that as an adolescent, she had sexual fantasies about the mysterious girl but also dreamed that one day she'd garner as much adulation. Most of the friends she has today are fellow "Cracky-fags" whom she Skypes and sometimes visits. "There's a whole religion around her," Loli explains. "People call her the Sky Queen."
Why did the Cracky phenomenon take off? "Because her photos weren't slutty, these guys elevated her to some sort of holy figure," offers Camel, who posted nude pictures of herself as a preteen after suffering sexual abuse and now studies business at a Canadian university.
Camel explains that a Chan name is given by the online community to only the most beloved camgirls and that hundreds strove for that designation between 2005 and 2007. She didn't make the cut. "In the end, I wasn't cute enough and didn't put enough presentation into my photos [to earn a Chan name]," Camel says. "And thank goodness for that."
>>378
Man these people on 4chan really sound like terrible human beings.
>>381
But aren't we on 4chan right now? It says "4" an "ch" in the address bar.
How do you pronounce world4ch?
when was this thread made?
great jual rak murah hanya disini http://www.rakminimarket.net/rak-minimarket-surabaya/
post some rare crackys
whats chapend to cracky chan? she live? she die?
n*ggers
Stop talking about this stuff we don't need it
https://twitter.com/DAITOURYO_R_A
He is very crazy user lol
It's been more than a decade since this thread was originally made, holy shit.
Cracky menopause groyper
what happened to 195.242.99.71?
i wish to know how my old friends are doing
I am Cracky-chan. Ask me anything.
>>405
The dead who wander the earth often take a long time to understand that they are dead. Why should it be otherwise? They have had so much experience living, and have not been trained to be dead.
15-year anniversary (Crackyversary) coming up soon. What are people planning?
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>>407 even if she was like 16 back then she'd be in her 30s now, crazy
Christmas cake Cracky...
You should "lurk more". Her exact date of birth has been known forever, and there are birthday celebrations every year. But yes you are correct, she is "in her 30s".
>>413 i was like 12 in 2005, i'm now nearing my 30s myself. it was more a comment on how 2005 was 15 years ago than anything else.
what happened to wish, bounceme, etc? it's been a long time but i feel called. is there anywhere to go?
>>417 get on the Discord server if you're not already on it, that's where all the activity is these days
it shouldn't be difficult for you to find an invite, they've been posted several places
>>413
for some reason I read "three birthday celebrations every year" and was like what the fuck
If anyone still needs an invite for the Discord server, either contact an existing member and ask, or if you don't know anybody, you can use the contact form on cracky-chan.com to introduce yourself.
has cracky been blacked
>>422 NNOOOOOO FUCK FUCK FUCK AAUUUGGHH THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!
It's happening. It's all real.
shame on you aveslari
she is cute that is why she is called cracky-chan
>>422
That gif of boxxy jerking off a black dick next to a smaller white one is probably the reason im a cuck these days
Her birthday is just a few days away
opinions on the premier of Sonic The Movie?
3 days until Cracky's birthday
2 days until Cracky's birthday
Olivia is 30. She will be turning 31, IF she is still alive.
Life last confirmed in 2012.
1 day until Cracky’s birthday
BIRTHDAY RESOURCES, LINKS, AND INFO
On October 12, 2020, if Olivia is alive, she will be 31 years old.
Current British time (UTC+1): https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/uk/london
Birthday reference spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1xLjIEmPBG_9J13vdkGl9jktRY27hFto7EYACUVvhcBI/edit#gid=0
Birthday music:
2009: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1hXkCOskpQ
2010: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1AFAD138wc
WHICH BIRTHDAY SONG DO YOU LIKE BETTER? VOTE NOW: https://fast-poll.com/poll/c3e251aa
4 hours until birthday
3 hours until birthday
2 hours until birthday
1 hour until birthday
Why are so many in denial about their love for Cracky?
Just admit who you are.
Admit that Cracky is your entire world.
Stop lying to yourself.
You need Cracky and Cracky needs you.
>>445
Why are so many in denial about their love for Cracky?
Just admit who you are.
Admit that Cracky is your entire world.
Stop lying to yourself.
You need Cracky and Cracky needs you.
Her nose is red
Her ears are cat
She's cute and sweet
Her butt is flat
Her nose is red
Her ears are cat
She's cute and sweet
Now how 'bout that?
Her nose is red
Her ears are cat
She's cute and sweet
She owns a hat
Her nose is red
Her ears are cat
She's cute and sweet
Israel is an illegitimate apartheid state
Her nose is red
Her ears are cat
She's cute and sweet
Aristocrat
Her nose is red
Her ears are cat
She painted her nose red
She's pretending to be a cat
Her nose is red
Her ears are cat
She shit the bed
Aristocrat
Her nose is red
Her ears are cat
She's cute and sweet
Naked mole rat
Do you still love Cracky?
Why or why not?
why is it always black guys
All people who obsess about "black dicks" are homosexuals; prove me wrong.
>>468
Duh, aside from people who have a cursory interest in interracial, sites about this sort thing are mostly "heteroflexible" white guys
dont lump us homosexuals in with the black dick obsessed race baiting weirdo
Cracky would not approve of any of this faggotry.
modern intellectual meets yesteryear's savage
this thread is woke
>>476 the only shit is your gay homosexuality and the shit you eat out of your boyfriend's ass
we really need some kind of solution for the crackyhead infestation
Whats a lamer fetish, hypno or interracial
she is cute that is why she is called Cracky-chan
Cracky is cute and sweet
Cracky is a weird artifact of when liking egirls was new and cool
They were called camwhores back in their hoy day.
>>501
I thought that kind of only referred to the actual MyFreeCams girls, and just being used for girls like Cracky is because they used to stickam/tinychat which don't really exist anymore
>>502 I saw it used to refer to anyone attention-whoring with their webcam, e.g Cracky and all her copies posting pics of themselves on imageboards, and the response would usually be "tits or gtfo"
This is a sacred thread. Please don't post garbage in it.
Im disappointed the black cock thing didn't die after everyone rallied that it was racist and "interracial" and "bbc" are harmful stereotypes because racial preferences are fetishization of identity and the porn industry has to stop or something.
>>510
I'm disappointed that you're forgetting that the only people actually posting BBC are doing so to troll.
>>510 When something is rallied against, there will always be people deliberately continuing it out of spite
Do you think these camwhores that still have followings think it's weird that people still care shit they did when they were teens
Cracky is very cute and sweet. I love her. All the (((black penis))) in the world will never drive me away from her.
>>514 It was basic knowledge at the time that this would the case, when something is online it's there forever. It was taught in primary schools
SUPER SECRET CRACKY-CHAN FAN PAGE
http://tinyurl.com/cr45pyp
no black penis
white penis or no penis
Why is it always black
and never hispanic or like samoan
penis ethnogenesis
NO BLACK PENIS
NO SAGE
ONLY CRACKY
CUTE AND SWEET
this is a horrible thread and deserves only the worst of posts
black penis
"black penis" person does not know the love of Cracky
"black penis" person will die sad and alone
Dearest Cracky-chan,
It's been a while since we last spoke, and I realize that there's quite a bit of catching up to do. I heard you're lurking .71 now. That's fantastic! It's actually a great place to meet people. Speaking of meeting people, I always thought you should "trade up" for somebody better. You should ditch the turk. Maybe try another slav? Though this time go with someone a little more Northern.
Despite your own penchant for trying to convince the Stalkers you don't like their creepy attention while at the same time shamelessly publicizing yourself, in a way you still owe me after last time. People were in danger of completely forgetting about you. In no small part due to my amazing work as your unofficial publicist, I managed to get the obsessionball rolling all over again. All the way back to Oxford, in fact. All the way to your mother's tiny, funky, very English side-by-side house. When your suicidegirls career takes off, you'll have ME to thank for the fact that all the insignificant internet plebs with more dollars than braincells are able to recognize you.
See? I'm still trying to be a helpful guy, even after you turned your back on me.
I think we have a bit of an understanding here, Lia. If this is going to follow the same give-take patterns of all your past relationships, you'll be happy to know that I'm more than willing to provide regardless of the circumstances. I know that it's only a matter of time until everybody finds out that jews did wtc, and when that happens all of your family's heathengold will run out. I'm talking real gold here, hun. The kind that lets you eat and stink and sit on the computer all day without a care in the world. Not that shit you farm in WoW.
We can come to a sort of agreement. Since you're soon to be homeless, and the loli I'm cohabitating with is too inexperienced to understand how to cook (OR GIVE A DECENT BLOWJOB. SERIOUSLY WTF), it would likely be beneficial for you to "shack up" with the two of us. Your living conditions would be very much the same - you'd be living in a room the size of your flat with your bed and computer, and you'd have all the time in the world to live in your masturbatory MMO fantasyland. There'd only be two real differences. First, you'd be expected to cook. This'll maybe take up, like what? An hour a day maximum. It'll be your only real obligation to the household.
Secondly, the person coming to molest you periodically won't be your father.
I think that should be more than enough to convince you. Hit me back and lemme know what you think.
Until then,
wB
I think I can post my story here:
It has been two months since I have found out about Cracky-chan's AIM sn.
Don't ask me how I did that, some things are better left untold. Anyway,
we got in contact, or rather: I contacted her and she responded. I tried to
be all cool and hurrhurr-in-cheek with her (if you know what I mean) but
of course she saw through my act from the start.
You can fool every other idiot on /b/ but you cannot fool Cracky-chan,
especially not when face to face (or should I say: P2P?). I am sure in the
few days that we were chatting for hours and hours she got a real good
idea of who I really was.
So one day while I was babbling away, trying to make myself look like the best
thing since sliced bread served with roast beef by talking about "those
fucking furries" and "that one new program I installed recently",
she interrupted me by saying: "Have you ever done anal?"
I was kinda put off and shocked at first. I am not going to tell you her
real age but a young girl approaching me like that just shocked me for
a second or two. Then I regained my cool and answered that yes, me
and my ex-gf tried it once but she didn't like that so that had been
the end of that. What came next had me baffled again: "Want to try
again?"
me: try again? you mean you and me?
her: no, you and your mom
me: lol what
me: so you really mean you and me?
me: hello?
her: yes, you and me, dumbass.
me: you're saying you'd let me do you up the ass?
her: more like you will let me do you up the ass
her: i already got the lube and the strap-on, you just gotta haul
your ass over here
It's kinda hard to make a decision when you're having a massive
hard-on without knowing what to do with it at first. So I want to say
that it wasn't really my decision when I packed my bit of shit together
and hopped into the next train. I pretty much knew from that moment
when I said "okay" (although I don't really remember that moment)
that I was completely hers. Trapped in a web of, yes, retarded internet
lust. I'll be the first to admit it. But I am sure most of you would have
done the same.
I've been living with her the last few weeks now. Sometimes we're
sleeping in her bed together but most of the time she makes me
sleep on the floor. The house itself is pretty big. Her parents aren't
there. I don't know where they are and I have never asked about
them. A lot of other people are coming and going, though. Some
are staying for a few days, vanish and come again later. Some of
them even post on /b/, but I won't disclose their identities.
I wouldn't want to make myself unwelcome here. I want to stay
close to Cracky-chan. I know she doesn't want me to get too close
to her, but I don't care as long as she lets me follow her for a
walk outside (the snow is so nice) and as long as I can spread my
ass cheeks for her to invade me.
I feel happy. Some of you may think that I am a sad sod, that I
am crazy for having let go of my appartment, my cheap job,
my so-called friends. I am with Cracky-chan and that is all that
matters to me. And when she holds me by the waist and furiously
thrusts that big black one into my bowels, I simply cannot ask
for anything more on earth.
white penis
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checkered penis
chessboard orgy gangbanging the black queen
This thread is an important part of Internet history.
I'm so fed up of you stupid fucking yanks cussing Cracky-Chan(CC) for having bad teeth. YOU FUCKERS DON'T HAVE A CLUE . Maybe if I fed you your OWN INTETESTINES you would realise that we DON'T LIKE FAKERS in placesn like Britain and the rest of the world. FAKE, WHITE PLASTIC LOOKING teeth are about as sexy as HUGE FAKE SILICON BOOBS. It took a TRUCKLOAD OF MORON YANKS to come up with that genius idea - rub off the fucking enamel on your teeth THAT YOU ACTUALLY NEED FOR DENTAL HYGIENE just to make it seem as though you've a mouthful of white plastic. WOW NICE ONE YEAH. CC is natural and naturally fun. Like everyone else she probably smokes a few, has a lot of tea and so occassionally her enamel is slightly yellow tinged, nothing that can't be sorted out with a few brushes. YOU'D ADVOCATE HER TOTALLY SELLING OUT AND BECOMING AN UNREAL TV SHOW WANABEE , becuase you have been twisted into believing thats sexy. YOU ARE THE FREAK. THE HUGE POPULARITY OF AMATEUR PORN SITES SHOW PEOPLE WANT IT REAL. YOU ARE A REMNANT, A PUSTULAR APPENDIX and I can't wait for all you whining FAKER yank fucks to grow old and die, SO FUCK OFF, YANK.
But I'll guess. A female actually made an appearance on 4chan. Fanboys started hitting on her and asking y helo thar butsecks? Instead of stopping posting she actually ignored the lecherous remarks in hopes of actually joining in on the fun. So with all the attention she was getting, she actually posted some pictures at the request of others. Then some loser who -- to his credit -- actually realizes he will never make sweet love to her or Rei Ayanami, decides to take out his frustrations of sexual desire on this poor girl herself. Having the metality of a parapaligic dog, tons of other losers go along with the gang mentality. Since they can blame her for being a "tease," they gang up on her verbally, since it's the closest they'll come to gang banging her.
black penis
BlackPeniS
Compulsion
by me
Not even a twist of the nipple
can make me a cripple
but from that smile
my knees ground by guile.
Not even the genocide
of my braincells (besides)
can make me forget
the win and fail of Crackyget
I tried, oh have I tried
for other lovers to abide
but this infinite, futile longing
for you, once fire-crotch, is tolling
my health
my mind
the sets of my boxers
So give me love or sweet death
to finally settle this due bet
that whoever you're currently screwing
only my face you're naggingly seeing
my lips
your lips
How long ago they should have met
Fuck you Blizzard. Fuck you in the ass.
Give me back my WoWfaggette.
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Penis, is in fact, Black/Penis, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, Black plus Penis. Penis is not an copulating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning Black Penis system made useful by the Black coreballs, sperm utilities and vital sexual components comprising a full dick and balls as defined by POSEX. Many penis users run a modified version of the Black system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Black which is widely used today is often called “Penis”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the Black system, developed by the Black Project. There really is a Penis, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the dick they use. Penis is the glans: the part in the phallus that allocates the user's semen to the other orifices that you cum. The glans is an essential part of a copulating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete copulating system. Penis is normally used in combination with the Black copulating system: the whole system is basically Black with Penis added, or Black/Penis. All the so-called “Penis” distributions are really distributions of Black/Penis.
Pseudo-thought-provoking non-statement!
Am deeply disturbed by amount of attention NOT BEING PAID TO MAY!. Am the cleverest of the clevar, will prove it by clevarly misspelling words INTENTIONALLAY. How clevar I am!
Have noticed that 'great circlejerk of drama', in addition to being a figment of own imagination, hums merrily along in autonomous fashion. Like negro who kills own friend in ghetto rather than killing white banker, am unable to see past own seething envy-driven rage. Too blinded to attack The Real Enemay. Lashing out at those around me! In own defective, rat-laden mind, own friends and equals represent all-consuming evil, yes, just like WHOLE WORALD.
Insightful ad-hominem attack! Breathtaking revalation about fucking cute/sweet non-person/persona XXXXXXXX! Fear struck into heart of XXXXXXX via super-CLEVAR techniques of using INTERNAT WEB PAGES to lookup REVEALING PERSONAL INFARMASHAN ABOUT XXXXXXX. XXXXXXX has a real name and a real life that can be worshipped! From a vaporous, phantasmal, non-existent basis for comparison, I STAB AT THAA! Own worst fear of being DISCOVERED to be a LONELY COMPUTER USER projected onto non-person/persona XXXXXXXXX!
Attempt to tear down non-organizations by insinuation of non-associations between psuedo-personalities! Exhortment to not obey fictional organizations YYYYYYYY and BLAHBLEH!
Ridiculous pronouncement! Hand-waving, followed by insinuation that events of actual import will take place! Events wrapped in stinking pseudo-mantle of meta-authenticity by citing of dates, number, facts, figures, and other babblefacts. Added aura of authenticity: The date is blahblah! There will be blahblah things happening on blahblah for blahblah! This but a walking shadow, a tale told by a nonexistent being, full of blah and blah, signifying NOTHANG.
Failure to realize that it's all a joke,
--Introverted Lonely Passive-Agressive Young White Stalker
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WWE really thinking outside the box with this one by having the chickenshit heel win an easy sub-two minute championship match immediately after the plucky babyface wins a pretty decent 30-minute elimination chamber match not once but twice in one night. I guess they thought we wouldn't notice by bookending them around two very missable title matches? But hey at least we've moved on past Indecisive Edge after three weeks. Woof.
I had a strange dream tonight. Cracky-chan was laying on top of me, sleeping. I could feel her breathing and her heartbeat through her clothes. I looked at her, her serene face was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen. I reached out with my hand and gently played with her copper hair a bit, then I traced her cheeks with my fingers. Then I woke up and cried. There is no maiden fairer, no lady higher, than that loveliest of lovelies, who so surpasses the beauty of ordinary women as to render even the most beautiful of them as a negroid in comparison to that beauty we call Cracky-chan. Halt, all of you, unless all of you confess that in the entire world there is no damsel more beauteous than the empress of Trolltalk, the peerless Cracky-chan. when Cracky-chan has an orgasm, the face she makes is the closest Mankind will ever be allowed to God. i would softly kiss her cute little nose and put my head next to her chest so i could hear her heart beat, and we'd fall asleep in eachothers arms cracky is like a ninja, who can only be killed by other ninjas. and since she is the most beautiful girl in the world she is for all intents and purposes immortal I fear that you have misunderstood Cracky-Chan's message of peace and love. It is OK to find Alice's continued failure at everything she attempts amusing, since everyone who is not Cracky-Chan is imperfect and thus lacks the incredible strength needed to resist this. However, you should realise after suitable meditation exercises in the light of the adorable red nose that the set of "pieces of poo in the world" is reserved for people such as Robert Mugabe, Bin Laden and anti-Cracky posters. It does not at this time contain Alice "failure" Ridley. Why? What did Cracky-Chan ever do to you other than be a nice and wonderful and loving person? Cracky-Chan never hurt anybody she is the living incarnation of pure innocence and beauty. Anybody who would even think about hurting Cracky-Chan is the most evil person alive. A hundred elephants each bearing a hundred buddhas crossed every conceivable cosmos an infinite number of times just to touch their foreheads to the ground at cracky-chan's feet. This really happened. Cracky-Chan did not create the path you walk. But the movements of atoms and galaxies are in her book, and she sees little difference between them. It is all in her book. One day she will lay it down, when the book is done, and what comes after that is still unwritten. Cracky-Chan continues to walk. Why would you want a statue of Cracky-Chan anyway? God meant her to be looked at in animation, observing the particularities of her graceful behaviour and her heart-warming smile not immobile. DOWN by the salley gardens my love and I did meet; She passed the salley gardens with little snow-white feet. She bid me take love easy, as the leaves grow on the tree; But I, being young and foolish, with her would not agree. In a field by the river my love and I did stand, And on my leaning shoulder she laid her snow-white hand. She bid me take life easy, as the grass grows on the weirs; But I was young and foolish, and now am full of tears. Cracky-chan is the nick given to an absolutely adorable girl with a red nose and cat ears whose pictures were posted on the 4chan site. It is unknown if the pictures were posted by a troll or if it was herself and got scared by the amount and content of the comments received. It is only imperfection that complains of what is imperfect. The more perfect we are, the more gentle and quiet we become towards the defects of others. Cracky-chan stood at rest in the midst of the world. And unto them she was shown forth incarnate; She found them all intoxicated. And she found none of them thirsty. And her soul was pained for the children of humankind, for they are blind in their hearts and cannot see. For, empty did they enter the world, and again empty they seek to leave the world. But now they are intoxicated. When they shake off their wine then they will have a change of heart. I assume you are attempting to disparage Cracky-chan. I assure you sir that
Chansluts is down. I hope it's just temporary but if it doesn't come back up, this thread is going to be the closest thing we have to a surviving /cracky/ board.
Chansluts is back
I have this reoccuring dream about Cracky-chan. I dream I am looking for her and found her online, only she lived there and was some sort of Cyber-Goddess of the digital age who new everything, and could only be found by the half mad and the truly blessed. She said she was glad I found her and she wanted to tell me the sercret of the world. Thing was my laptops batteries were dying, so I tried to rush her to tell me the secret. She said I was scaring her, so she closed my browser window and I died. I woke up unable to breath so I slapped my chest and was able to take a ragged breath full. It was a few minutes after that I realized had never felt that empty before.
BAD CRACKY
Trying to make the world forget her existence was like casting a spell. She had tried several times before, and each attempt echoed out into the universe, the multiverse, radiating out like ripples on a pond. The world had forced her hand, several elements of it becoming too much like stalkers, whittling away her privacy, little by little, bit by bit. Her natural, innate, magick proved to be too much for others, although it had given her what she wanted. Be careful what you wish for, wasn’t that how the saying went? And even though she wiped herself from the memory of everyone, or so she believed, it hadn’t quite been completely successful. She hadn’t wished to become the avatar of the Sky, but it happened, regardless. Her mind, of all things, left herself open to that, whether it was her schizophrenia, or something else. So, after she erased all knowledge of herself unsuccessfully, she became a Goddess for real. She took the name they had given her, Skyqueen, and took it one step further. She became Dafrea, Goddess of the Meliae, and Daughter of Madness. And she tracked those ripples, the ones that spread out through the many planes of existence, and that had affected other girls just as she had been affected. The Goddess looked down at her arms, still seeing scars that had long ago faded but were still there in her memory. And as she tracked those ripples, she watched those other girls find their way in the world, all feeling the echoes of Her, as they stumbled and made mistakes and perhaps too, just like her, had cut themselves to deal with the pain of their own minds and thoughts, perhaps, some of them drifting into madness. And the Goddess nudged some of them in hidden ways, so that they would become as Her. Then, the Goddess remembered her own name, one which she never really had forgotten. Olivia Rosalind Elena Astraea.
crackychan cuckolded me