[Part 3] ( LƒΦ`) Grandpa [SANE] (197)

1 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 22:54

( LƒΦ`) hello kids! Be serious please.

2 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 23:04

(EΝE)@I can't, I'm Roebucks!

3 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 23:29

( LƒΦ`) Shave and a haircut, two bits

4 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4576 01:25

Please do not make two threads with the same purpose. Please use the search function for atleast an hour before creating a new thread.

5 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 02:08

(EΝE) Grandpa, shouldn't this be part 4? Or at least 3½?

6 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 02:13

( ί ƒŽί) I claim this thread in the name of mittens!

7 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 18:29

( LƒΦ`) such grazen will not be tolerated in here this thread.

8 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 18:46

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@<@EΝE>@ƒ@Annyonghaseyo, my name is Squeeks-nida and I claim
@i‚@@ ‚@@@this thread in the name of Corea!
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9 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 18:54

( LƒΦ`) I'll wait till you all go away

10 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 22:07

<@EΝE> I am not going to leave my own thread!

<EΝE@> Oh, another new thread! BRB!

11 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 05:37

(EΝE) Grandpa, what happen to Part 1 and Part 2 of ( LƒΦ`) Grandpa [SANE]?

12 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 05:46

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13 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 05:46

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14 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 05:46

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15 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 05:47

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16 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 05:47

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17 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 05:48

( LƒΦ`) I'll wait

18 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 06:24

(Ν) SPARTACUS WILL NEVA DIE

19 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 07:07

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20 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 07:07

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21 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 08:04

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22 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 08:33

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23 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 11:35

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24 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 11:39

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25 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 02:06

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26 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 03:31

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27 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 03:35

( ί ƒŽί) !

28 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 04:00

(MƒΚL) ?

29 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 04:07

i@ί„D߁j

30 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 04:11

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31 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 05:31

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32 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 05:31

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33 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 05:31

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34 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 05:32

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35 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 05:33

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36 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 05:33

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37 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 05:33

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38 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 05:33

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39 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 05:33

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40 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 07:52

( LƒΦ`) The grey-ey'd morn smiles on the frowning night,
Chequering the eastern clouds with streaks of light;
And flecked darkness like a drunkard reels

41 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 07:53

(EΝE) Ay, those attires are best:--but, gentle nurse,
I pray thee, leave me to myself to-night;
For I have need of many orisons
To move the heavens to smile upon my state,
Which, well thou know'st, is cross and full of sin.

42 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 13:58

(EΝE) Sanepa, how do you pronounce pwned?

43 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 14:03

( LƒΦ`) You don't. And if I ever hear you say "Lawl" I'll have you retroactively aborted. Your mother still listens to my advice, unlike some people I know!

44 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 21:37

(EΝE) lal

45 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 22:06

( LƒΦ`) Junior, one of the biggest obstacles in the search for truth is other people, especially those who make fun of themselves.

46 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 00:59

i@MƒnLj Hm, the fridge over here isn't half bad.

47 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 05:30

( LƒΦ`) The last of my thread goes down with the rest of those intelligent contributors of dqn.

48 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 07:35

i@MƒnLjNo sense letting all of this food go to waste, then. Pardon me...

49 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 08:33

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50 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 08:47

(EΝE) I sure am off the ball today. Oh well, 50.

51 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 13:00

( LƒΦ`) If you ever are in a discombobulated state, do state your perplexion junior, I'm here for you.

52 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4654 01:49

(EΝE) I downgraded my Grandpa verion so I can use homebrew and emulators on it again.

53 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4670 21:53

( LƒΦ`) >C:___

54 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4670 22:14

(EΝE) >C:format grandpa /q

55 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4670 22:45

hoi

56 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 00:09

( LƒΦ`) ACCESS DENIED
( LƒΦ`) >C:___

57 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 02:13

( LƒΦ`) I'm write-protected, you nub.

58 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 02:51

(EΝE) I TAKE OUT MY HOLE PUNCH AND then FORMAT C: /q /u

59 Name: ·ΐ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ(߁Νί)„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ : 1993-09-4671 03:20

(߁Νί) Put me in the air and my speed will lead;
All in the shine like a miracle weed.
I just won't stop wit' them treasures with me;
Said it before, I was born to be.

60 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 15:05

( LƒΦ`) What's a hole punch going to do to a C: drive, kiddo?

61 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 18:01

( LƒΦ`) ...

(EΝE) ...

62 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 18:01

(EΝE) ... I like the other Grandpa thread better.

63 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 21:17

( LƒΦ`) Comedy is only as good as the straight man, Junior. You have to do a better job of lobbing them over the plate.

64 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 02:43

(EΝE) Grandpa, who am us anyway?

65 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 02:45

( LƒΦ`) We am legion for us is heaps

66 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 08:03

( LƒΦ`) ......

67 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 11:13

(EΝE) Punch holes in it!

68 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4672 14:54

( LƒΦ`) Sonny, is this some imported meme from a very stupid imageboard ? I should put Family Guard Pro Web Filter on your computer.

69 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 21:28

(EΝE) Sanepa, someone in the "Hi kids!!" thread offered me candy to get in his car. What should I do?

70 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 23:02

( LƒΦ`) Have you accepted his offer yet?

71 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4680 04:02

(EΝE) I'm holding out for full dental.

72 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4682 15:13

( LƒΦ`) Dammit, I was denied my 1000get!

73 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4682 15:24

(EΝE) You were ripped off, Grandpa.

74 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 16:15

(EΝE) Sanepa, another stupid thread got to 1000. Not only that, there hasn't been a single post in this thread since the beginning of part 5! What should we do?!

75 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 18:41

( LƒΦ`) Keep under the radar.

76 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 20:42

( ί ƒŽί)

77 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4724 00:10

(EΝE)

78 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4724 00:19

( LƒΦ`)

79 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4724 00:22

( EƒΦE)

80 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4724 00:24

<˜€MΝL>

81 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4724 00:25

>>80
( ί -ί) Get out

82 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4724 00:52

<˜€MΝL> kekeke

83 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4724 01:45

<˜€MΝL> nida

84 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4726 22:31

(EΝE)

85 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4726 23:26

(@₯ิm₯ิ)

86 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4726 23:28

( ί ƒŽί)

87 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4726 23:28

Π*ί°ί)

88 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4726 23:29

Π*ί°ί) So one day I --

( LƒΦ`) SHHH!!!

Π*ί-ί) ...

89 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4726 23:40

( EƒΦE)

90 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4726 23:51

( ά„tά)

91 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4730 00:45

( LƒΦ`) Okay, everyone can talk again. Prairie Home Companion is over.

92 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4818 22:57

Π*ί°ί) So one day I --

( LƒΦ`) SHHH!!!

Π*ί-ί) ...

93 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4819 17:12

Π*ί°ί) But you said..

94 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4862 12:54

( LƒΦ`) What is it with kids these days? They wait 50 days and STILL don't finish their sentences.

95 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4868 03:26

Π*ί°ί) So one day I --

( LƒΦ`) SHHH!!!

Π*ί-ί) ...goddammit.

96 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4869 03:10

( ί ƒŽί) Grandpa, how come your Christmas gifts suck, unlike those from my other grandpa? They look like they came from the dollar store!

97 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4869 03:44

( LƒΦ`) Dollar store? What do you think I am, made of money?

98 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 02:23

(EΝE) Hey Grandpa! Remember this thread?

99 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 02:36

( LƒΦ`) Sure do.

100 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 03:51

(EΝE) Old isn't it? From 1993.

101 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 11:45

( LƒΦ`) It's a good thread. Nice 'n' quiet.

102 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 18:04

( E-E) Oh the insanity!

103 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 18:07

( LƒΦ`) Who were you, again?

104 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 18:11

( E-E) ahem...

( E-E) YOU'RE DYING GRANDPA WAKE UP TAKE YOUR PILLS

( E-E) My work here is done.

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105 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 20:00

( LƒΦ`) What was that? I guess someone snuck in here...
(EΝE) I dont know Grandpa. I guess some loser somehow wandered into Dqn.

106 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 21:17

( E-E) Losers have been wandering DQN for years now, and BOY DOES IT FUCKING SHOW

107 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 21:20

( E-E) Yeah especially now that you're here Beady Eyes

( E-E) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL I'M A FUCKING COMEDY GENIUS WATCH OUT HERE COMES THE FLAME TRAIN WOOOO WOOO FUCKING WOOOOOO

108 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 22:29

(EΝE) I think he's a bit upset about his thread getting vandalized.

(EΝE) Or euphoric.

109 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 22:33

(EΝE) Or just plain crazy. Heh.

110 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 23:07

( E-E) KAWAII! SUGOI DESU NE???

111 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 08:53

(⊺œ„D๏) Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads". I do believe this is a character thread, so I would like to bump it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads".

112 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 14:32

( LƒΦ`) SHHH!!!

113 Name: Ό“ρ“ρ“ρi OƒΦOj“ρ“ρ“ρ½ : 1993-09-5183 10:04

(EΝE) It didn't? Guess I'll have to try again.

114 Name: Ό“ρ“ρ“ρi OƒΦOj“ρ“ρ“ρ½ : 1993-09-5183 10:06

(EΝE) I think I fixed the bug in the flux capacitor, Grandpa! It should work properly now!

115 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5183 11:55

( LƒΦ`) Junior, today at 10:04 A.M., LIGHTNING DID STRIKE THIS CLOCK TOWER.

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 00:57

( E-E) No it didn't, you liar.

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 03:17

( LƒΦ`) You're replying to something I said 211 days ago.

( LƒΦ`) You're losing your touch, momma's boy.

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 09:36

( E-E) That's because you're so addle-headed that it took 211 days for you to finally register my reply.

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 09:45

(EΝE) I'm not whatever-headed, and it seemed like 211 to me. Give or take.

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 12:20

( LƒΦ`) I like the look of that pole.

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 19:08

( EƒΦE) Yes, I also like the look of that mustachioed Pole.

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 19:29

( E ƒ΅E) How dare you proclaim yourself sane, Grandpa? Only a certified Psypa can do that.

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 23:08

( LƒΦ`) What are you, some kinda pokeymon?

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 23:11

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125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5395 13:46

(  ƒŽ) The hell? 'ssif I can do som'n like that right away!? I'll kill you, you bastard! Bwa, bwa, bwaawkkl.

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5396 19:56

( LƒΦ`) Somebody's been reading too much Doonesbury.

( ^ƒΦ-) Ackpfffftt

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 11:19

(@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) is the founder of the elitist superstructure. He formed the Elitist Superstructure to honor soldiers like ( LƒΦ`). He recruited ( E-E) and ( ₯ิm₯ิ), and eventually (EΝE), ( ί ƒŽί) and (L^ิƒΦOิ) become members temporarily.

(@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) becomes corrupt and clones (EΝE) without his consent. (EΝE) finds out and leaves the Elitist Superstructure. ( ί ƒŽί) and (L^ิƒΦOิ) become intent on destroying the Elitist Superstructure. Instead of recruiting more members (@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) uses copypasta to form the rest of the Elitist Superstructure members so that his system became automated by dumb memes

-Cracky-chan Dies from cancer after her nanomachines are disabled
-Squeeks dies after his nanomachines are disabled, then DADDYCOOL finishes him off

( ί ƒŽί) dies trying to save (◕ ◡ ◕)' body in a fire because she believed (L^ิƒΦOิ) was really taken over by i@MƒnLj. ( EƒΦE) tries to save her but his face gets burnt.
-( LƒΦ`) IS STILL ALIVE. How the gently caress?
-( LƒΦ`) dies by deliberately breathing in the mutated VIPQuality ( EƒΦE) was injected into him by (,,#ί„tί). He saves ( EƒΦE)'s life by appearing before ( EƒΦE) shoots himself. And thus revealing that he is still alive and confirming (L^ิƒΦOิ)'s true intention.

( LƒΦ`) kills (@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) at the graveyard. (@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) was practically dead already, he was just alive in a physical sense at that point.
-(L^ิƒΦOิ) dies [i@MƒnLj was never alive or possessing (L^ิƒΦOิ) bwahahahaha] (L^ิƒΦOิ) and ( ί ƒŽί) planned to take down the Elitist Superstructure from the beginning. (L^ิƒΦOิ) reveals that he was a "doppelganger" of i@MƒnLj to throw off the Elitist Superstructire.

-( EƒΦE) lives but has 3 months to live, so he goes off to live the remainder of his life in solitude.

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 13:49

(EΝE) TL;DR

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 13:50

( EƒΦE) Don't worry, I'm always here to listen!

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 13:54

( LƒΦ`) And I'm always here to tell long rambling stories without a purpose.

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 14:41

(EΝE) Grandpa, what did you do at the Siege of Mafeking?

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 14:49

( LƒΦ`) I sold t-shirts and bottled water to soldiers on both sides.

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 15:56

(EΝE) Is that all!? You didn't Maffick? At Mafeking? I'm astounded!

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 17:18

DQN FANTASY

(EΝE) is FIGHTER.
( LƒΦ`) is BLK BELT.
( ί ƒŽί) is WHT MAGE.
( EƒΦE) is RED MAGE.

TOGETHER THE FOUR WARRIORS OF DQN WILL DEFEAT i@MƒnLjWHO HAS TAKEN
@@@@ @@@^άR@@@@DQN-KUN AS HOSTAGE. WILL THE FOUR
@@@@ @@/iœjiœj @@WARRIORS OF DQN PREVAIL??
@@@@ @@|@Δͺͺͺ²/@@@
@@@@ @@| /MΖƁL@@@@
@@@@ @ //@| |@ @@@@
@@@@ @‚t@ .‚t@ @

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5398 03:16

( E-E) I propose a Fellowship of DQN.

( E-E) You can have my pills.

( E-E) But remember, one does not simply trip into the Secret Area of VIP Posters.

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 14:17

(EΝE)‚Α-̾ Hey grandpa I started smoking

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 18:18

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Poseur! You don't possess the intellect for accessorized smoking.

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 22:16

( LƒΦ`) Off-camera, I'm a desperately unhappy man.

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 22:39

(EΝE)‚Α-̾ Of course you are, Grandpa

(-Ν-)-̾ inhale

(EΝE)‚Α-̾ We all are.

(EΝE)@@@ƒ~ ̾-
@@Όœc

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 22:52

@@@@i@@@j@))
@@@@iiά @
@@@(ά(iά)j@@jj@,
@@iάi@ά j@ά@j
@ @iΏΏ ά jj@j@@@@@
@@i(E-E )@άjj Watch where you throw those damn things, kid!
@@˜ΈΙ.::;;‰Ξ;;;˜Έ;; ˜Έjjށ@
@˜Έ::;;;;;Ι @j;;˜Έ;;;;;˜Έ@@@@@@@
˜Έ;;;;;::l GΙ;˜Έ;;;;;˜ΈlP|

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 23:20

(EΝE) Who are you to call me a kid?

142 Name: (EΝE) : 1993-09-5400 06:44

    ΏΏ @@@@@

˜Έ;;;;;(X-X )::˜Έ;;;;;˜ΈlP| ......

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 18:45

(EΝE) Yeah, that's what I thought.

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 01:30

( LƒΦ`) You won't hear this often but good job.

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 01:43

But don't go and get any ideas now, kiddo.
@@ Θ__Θ@ Ώ
@@i,,LƒΦ`)œc™
@@@Όœc™))ΝE) Ow! Ow! What the Ow!
@@@@™

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5438 12:20

@@@@@| _
@@@@@|„DM)@@@No one is here.
@@@@@|Ό@@@@@I can dance now !
@@@@@|

@@@@@τ@@™
@@@τ@@@^ _@@@ RANTA TAN
@@@@@@R(L„DM;)Ι @@RANTA TAN
@@ @ @@@ (@ ‚Φ) @@@RANTA RANTA
@ @ @ @ @@‚­ @@@@@@TAN

@@@τ@@@@™
@@@@@τ@^ _@@@RANTA RANTA
@@@@@@Ri;L„DMjɁ@@RANTA TAN
@@ @ @@@ (‚ց@ ) @@@RANTA TANTA
@ @ @ @ @@@@ >@@@@TAN

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5444 09:23

(E‚`E) Drat, they just left.

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5444 09:24

(EΝE) Grandpa! Wake up quickly! The circus is in town!

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5448 04:13

( LƒΦ`) Yay! Circus!

( LƒΦ`) Now you can run away and join them!

150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5448 11:03

(EΝE) Circus?@What are you talking about?

(EΝE) Did you forget to take your meds again?

151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5448 16:06

( LƒΦ`) Shouldn't you be packing your bag on a stick and hoboing it out of here?

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5449 01:31

(EΝE) I don't have a stick.

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5616 13:04

(EΝE) Grandpa, is it true that Boney was a warrior AND a terrier?

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5616 14:42

( LƒΦ`) As much as Paddy was an Irishman.

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5616 23:56

(EΝE) Who's Paddy?

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5617 00:14

( LƒΦ`) Poor Paddy worked on the railway. He was wearing corduroy britches, digging ditches, pulling switches, dodging hitches, he was wrking on the railway.

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5617 01:53

Grandpa, what happened to your legendary threads?

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5617 02:02

( LƒΦ`) I'm sure they're around here somewhere.

( LƒΦ`) ...

( LƒΦ`) Did I just imagine hearing that question?

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5617 11:51

( E-E) Take your pills.

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5617 18:27

(EΝE) NO DON'T DO IT!!!

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5617 20:22

( LƒΦ`) Don't do what now?

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5617 20:52

τ@@@@™
@@@@@τ@ ^ _@@@Intermittens is the periodical journal of Discordian thought.
@@@@@@R(@ ^ƒŽ^)Ɂ@@We discuss subjects as diverse as hacking, today's dinner,
@@ @ @@@ (‚ց@ ) @@@and MITTENS!
@ @ @ @ @@@@ >@@@@http://www.blackironprison.com/index.php?title=Intermittens

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5618 02:42

( LƒΦ`) Well, I certainly won't click on that

164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5618 05:25

(EΝE) Grandpa, do you think I could write a funny article on the holographic universe and what it means when really smart people get bored of their own work to start having fun with the uneducated masses?

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5618 08:28

( LƒΦ`) Well, I for one resent it when a representative of the people refers to you and me, the free men and women of this country, as "the masses!"

( LƒΦ`) This is a term we haven't applied to ourselves in this country

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5621 19:44

( EƒΦE) My thread is higher up on the list than yours. Could this mean that I have finally surpassed you in popularity?

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5621 19:44

( EƒΦE) Oh darn.

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5621 22:28

( EƒΦE) ... or Yayyyyyyy!

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5642 02:44

>>127 ( E-E) I love that game.

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7082 23:23

( LƒΦ`) Shut up, both of you!

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7083 03:31

( E-E) We stopped talking about that stuff four years ago, Cramps. Try to keep up.

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7084 01:44

( LƒΦ`) It's still September. My how time flies.

( LƒΦ`) I remember the old days, when nobody would post on the internet without very good reason, as we had to pay by the byte. I would turn on my acoustic coupler and put on my finest fedora and get down to business.

( LƒΦ`) Back then, flame wars meant something. Not like today.

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7084 03:44

( E-E) You still use Vi from your tube console don't you gramps?

174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7084 14:02

(EΝE) Are you kidding? Back in his day, he could make the ol' straight key telegraph sing like the angels!

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 18:21

( LƒΦ`) Nolite arbitrari. Potius, oportet te sentire. Et eritis tanasinn.

176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 18:57

(EΝE) Grandpa, this isn't the captcha thread!

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 00:19

i@MƒnLj Quidquid latine scriptum sit, altum videtur.

i@MƒnLj Item, lol google vertendumque

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 15:21

(EΝE) STOP SPEAKING CHINESE!!

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 15:29

显Ž¦ˆκ±‘ΈdŒυ荣“I’†‘语ŒΎI
@@ Θ__Θ@ Ώ
@@i,,LƒΦ`)œc™
@@@Όœc™))ΝE) šrI
@@@@™

180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 16:23

Tace, stultus es creatura!
@@@ΘΘ@@@
@@^@’†_@ Ώ
@@i@MƒnLjœc™@@@
@@@Όœc™))ΝE) owI
@@@@™

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 20:46

(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like before the discovery of moé?

182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 21:21

( LƒΦ`) Lonely saps masturbated to Disney characters, Jimmy.

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 22:01

(EΝE) Eww! Kimo~i!

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 20:19

S(o;;*≼œ≻;€;≺œ≽;*o)ƒm 'COME hITHer little bOy & I shall tell YOU about what it MeANS to be kiMO~I.

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7560 19:21

(EΝE) Wow, Grandpa, this thread's a real stank bucket.

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7561 23:01

( LƒΦ`) I blame you.

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7597 17:33

(EAE) Awwwwww.

188 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10247 17:01

( LƒΦ`) Time to bump all the open Grandpa threads!

189 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10247 19:12

(EΝE) Honestly, I think you could've skipped this one.

190 Name: :-^) : 1993-09-10397 13:51

Hey, Clonpa?

191 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10397 15:25

( LƒΦ`) What the heck's a clonpa?

192 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10494 15:21

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@@@@|@@@@@@@ˆζ(₯)ˆˆ(₯)ζ
@@@@|@@@@@@ ζζ@^ ›_ζζ
@@@@|@@@@ @ζζζ/ŽO@|@ŽO|ζζ
@@@@|@@ @ @ ζζζ|@Q_|Q_ |ζζ@
@@@@|@@@@@ ζζζ|@@===@.|ζζ
@@@@|@@@@@ @.ˆζ _QQ^ˆζ
@@@@|@@ @@@@@„ͺi§j„ͺ
@@@^P( LƒΦ`)PPP

193 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10494 15:45

(@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) crisp hat

194 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10494 15:49

i@MƒnLj who was died? thotely

195 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10494 20:04

(EΝE)@Grandpa, what was life like before we became deathless ghosts of electricity and data, circuiting endlessly throughout the internal universe, knowing neither past nor future but only the eternal searing oblivion of the present?

196 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10501 23:05

( LƒΦ`) Kids these days with their "booyakasha" this and their "wo pah" that and their "tchaw" yon

( E-E) Those kids are pushing 40 if not more

197 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10506 23:20

(E‚`E) Grandpa! Hitler dood! Wat nou?@

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