[Part 9] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [Legendary] (432)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:54

( ´ω`) 'sup, kids?

2 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:55

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before this thread?

3 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:56

( ´ω`) Judging from the last fifty or so posts in the last thread, pretty damn funny.

4 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:57

( ・ิm・ิ) Hey, Dad.

5 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:57

( ゚ ヮ゚) Hi Grandpa!!

6 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:58

lol

7 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:58

lol

8 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:58

lol

9 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:58

lol

10 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:58

lol

11 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:59

lol

12 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:59

lol

13 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:59

lol

14 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:59

lol

15 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:59

( ´ω`) I see somebody left the laugh track turned on.

16 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:59

lol

17 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:59

lol

18 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:59

lol

19 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:00

lol

20 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:00

lol

21 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:00

lol

22 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:00

lol

23 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:00

lol

24 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:00

lol

25 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:00

lol

26 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:01

lol

27 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:01

lol

28 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:01

lol

29 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:01

lol

30 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:01

lol

31 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:01

lol

32 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:01

lol

33 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:01

lol

34 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:02

lol

35 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:02

lol

36 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:02

lol

37 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:02

lol

38 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:02

lol

39 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:02

lol

40 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:02

lol

41 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:02

lol

42 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:03

lol

43 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:03

lol

44 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:03

lol

45 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:03

lol

46 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:03

lol

47 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:03

lol

48 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:03

lol

49 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:03

lol

50 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:04

lol

51 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:04

lol

52 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:04

lol

53 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:04

lol

54 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:04

lol

55 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:04

lol

56 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:04

lol

57 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:05

lol

58 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:05

lol

59 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:05

lol

60 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:05

lol

61 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:05

lol

62 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:05

lol

63 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:05

lol

64 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:05

lol

65 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:06

lol

66 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:06

lol

67 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:06

lol

68 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:06

lol

69 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:06

lol

70 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:06

lol

71 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:06

lol

72 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:06

lol

73 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:07

lol

74 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:07

lol

75 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:07

lol

76 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:07

lol

77 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:07

lol

78 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:07

lol

79 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:07

lol

80 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:07

lol

81 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:08

lol

82 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:08

lol

83 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:08

lol

84 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:08

lol

85 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:08

lol

86 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:08

lol

87 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:08

lol

88 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:09

lol

89 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:09

lol

90 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:09

lol

91 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:09

lol

92 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:09

lol

93 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:09

lol

94 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:09

lol

95 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:09

lol

96 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:10

lol

97 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:10

lol

98 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:10

lol

99 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:10

lol

100 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:10

lol

101 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:10

lol

102 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:10

lol

103 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:10

lol

104 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:11

lol

105 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:11

lol

106 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:11

lol

107 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:11

lol

108 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:11

lol

109 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:12

lol

110 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:12

lol

111 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:12

lol

112 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:12

lol

113 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:12

lol

114 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:12

lol

115 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:12

lol

116 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:13

lol

117 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:13

lol

118 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:13

lol

119 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:13

lol

120 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:13

lol

121 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:13

lol

122 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:13

lol

123 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:13

lol

124 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:14

lol

125 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:14

lol

126 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:14

lol

127 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:14

lol

128 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:14

lol

129 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:14

lol

130 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:14

lol

131 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:14

lol

132 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:15

lol

133 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:15

lol

134 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:15

lol

135 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:15

lol

136 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:15

lol

137 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:15

lol

138 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:15

lol

139 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:15

lol

140 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:15

lol

141 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:16

lol

142 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:16

lol

143 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:16

lol

144 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:16

lol

145 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:16

lol

146 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:16

lol

147 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:17

lol

148 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:17

lol

149 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:17

lol

150 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:17

lol

151 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:17

lol

152 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:17

lol

153 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:17

lol

154 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:17

lol

155 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:17

lol

156 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:18

lol

157 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:18

lol

158 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:18

lol

159 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:18

lol

160 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:18

lol

161 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:18

lol

162 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:18

lol

163 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:18

lol

164 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:18

lol

165 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:19

lol

166 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:19

lol

167 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:19

lol

168 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:19

lol

169 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:19

lol

170 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:19

lol

171 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:19

lol

172 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:19

lol

173 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:20

lol

174 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:20

lol

175 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:20

lol

176 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:20

lol

177 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:20

lol

178 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:20

lol

179 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:20

lol

180 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:21

Welp,

181 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:38

( ・-・) Anybody like my new batch file? I think it's loltastic.

182 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:50

( ・-・) Im sorry for posting "lol" repeatedly and I will suffer the consequences.

183 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:59

( ・-・) ... That is to say, i'm not sorry for anything.

184 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 00:50

((・-・) That is to say, i'm a gigantic faggot.

185 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 01:15

( ・-・) I hate myself and want to die.

186 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 01:21

( ´ω`) I'm happy to hear that. Don't waste any time killing yourself.

187 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 01:34

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before spamming lol?

188 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 02:18

( ´ω`) like a box of chocolates.

189 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 02:46

( ・-・) FORCED MEME TIME!!!! PIRE FANCE SIBBLEGIG!!!!

190 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 03:32

( ´ω`) Yeah, yeah, stop throwing those nazi sieg heils in our faces.

191 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 08:53

(⊺●Д๏) Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads". I do believe this is a character thread, so I would like to bump it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads".

192 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5183 03:21

(・∀・) Grandpa, my time machine worked! Is it 1994?

193 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5183 09:58

( ・-・) LOL NO!

194 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5183 10:02

(・∀・) As if I would believe you for a moment, Glaring-Eyed Robotoid of Condensation!

195 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-5183 10:05

((・-・) PILLS GRANPA

196 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5448 04:30

( ´ω`) Hey, here's another of my award-winning threads!

197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5448 04:48

( ・-・) Sure, you've won awards, but where's your Webby? Huh? WHERE'S YOUR WEBBY?

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5448 16:03

( ´ω`) Right there next to my Blogmaster 6000.

( ´ω`) Where's yours?

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5448 18:23

( ・-・) Fuck you that's where it is.

200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5448 18:24

(・∀・) 200get! Whoohoo!!!!

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5448 22:47

( ´ω`) Congratulations, Junior!

( ´ω`) You've won an all-expenses paid trip for two....

( ´ω`) TO NEW JERSEY!!!!!

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5449 02:03

( ・-・) ...

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5450 09:52

( ´ω`) Time-traveling is weird.

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5450 19:53

( ・-・) ... can I go on that trip?

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6279 01:56

( ´ω`) It's a one way trip, so sure, go ahead.

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6290 22:36

( ・-・) lol

207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6291 02:59

(・∀・) Here's my ticket. Now you can take a friend.

(・∀・) If you had one.

(・∀・) Bjerk.

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7082 23:21

( ´ω`) Heh heh heh heh

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7083 21:08

( ・-・) Took you a while to get that one, didn't it?

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7084 01:49

( ´ω`) I was busy with all my other threads.

( ´ω`) How's your one little thread going?

211 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7910 23:37

( ・-・) I hate you.

212 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7935 00:38

( ´ω`) Yes, we know.

213 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8489 16:09

( ´ω`) A lot of laughter in this one. It'll do.

214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8489 17:38

( ´ω`) Fewer irritating little brats too.

215 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8490 01:51

( ´ω`) .....

( ´ω`) Yep. Very good thread.

216 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8490 13:12

( ´ω`) Guess I'll just talk to myself until >>999, then.

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8490 15:13

( ´ω`) ksk

218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8490 17:25

( ´ω`) zzzzzzz

219 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8490 21:44

( ´ω`) Christ I'm lonely.

220 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8491 01:13

(・∀・) I wonder if I should call or visit.
(・∀・) Nah, he's probably fine. I wonder what's on the tube?

221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8491 19:11

( ´ω`) Wonder what ever happened to that worthless crotchfruit that used to always come bother me.

222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8491 23:15

( ´ω`) Heh. He's probably running around the other thread crying for his dead mommie.

( ´ω`) Pussy.

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8491 23:42

( ´ω`) Anyway, better get back to counting the bunions on my feet.

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8492 17:51

( ´ω`) One.

( ´ω`) Next up on the agenda, nap time.

( ´ω`) zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

225 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8493 00:37

( ´ω`) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8493 02:57

( `ω´) ZZZZZpopZ
( ´ω`) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8493 06:25

(・∀・) HEY GRANDPA!!

228 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8493 11:29

( ´ω`) zzzzzzzzzz-fwuh? What was that?

( ´ω`) Oh, just my imagination.

229 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8496 04:20

( ´ω`) zZzZzzzzZz

230 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8496 21:45

( ・ω・) Hi Grandpa! What was life like before the internet?

231 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8497 01:19

( ´ω`) Hi, Clonepa. Grampa's napping, so go play with the liquifier or something.

232 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8497 14:52

( ・ω・) Okay!

|ミ

< Whee! Cannonball!
< SPLAT
< SQUELCH
< drip drip drip

233 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8501 19:13

(・∀・) Grandpa! There you are! I've been looking all over for you.

(・∀・) I'm trying to make duck à l'orange, but I'm all out of white wine vinegar. I know, I know, you can do without, but I just don't want it to turn out too sweet. Anyway, do you have any vinegar lying around somewhere in this useless old thread?

234 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8501 20:17

( ´ω`) Just piss in it, Billy.

( ´ω`) I'm outta here.

|ミ

235 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8703 17:55

|

|ω`)

|ミ

236 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8703 18:11

|ω`) ...Is he gone?

237 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8703 18:14

(・∀・) Is who gone?

238 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8703 19:28

(・∀・) The piss worked great, by the way. Rei's regulars loved it.

239 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8705 23:08

( ´ω`) Back in my day, all food and drink was served without piss, and if you wanted piss in it you had to damn well drop your trousers and add it yourself.

( ´ω`) How times have changed...

240 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8720 16:04

(・∀・) Grandpa, did you know that bawitdaba da bang, da dang diggy diggy, diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie?

241 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8720 18:26

  ∧__∧ ∩ Don't you ever use that sort of language in front of me again, you shitcurdling fuckglove!
 (,,´ω`)彡☆  
  ⊂彡☆))∀・) ow SORRY ow ow ow ow

242 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8737 00:20

( ´ω`) Now go to bed, you turdstrangling barcalounger.

243 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8737 12:06

(・∀・) Not unless you tell me a bedtime story!

244 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8738 19:18

( ´ω`) Once upon a time the Yankees invaded Hawaii. We quickly took it back with a decisive surprise bombing on their main Pacific naval base.

( ´ω`) So a lot of fighting and about four years later, we leveled a couple of cities on the East Coast from the air and the Americans surrendered unconditionally. I did my patriotic duty and piloted 5 aircraft straight into their ships--the last one was a twofer, so make that 6 sinkings. After that they wouldn't let me fly another one, on account that "those gaijin were on their way to liberate Vietnam" or something, it didn't sound important.

( ´ω`) We put up a good showing for a diplomatically isolated island nation with basically no metal, coal, oil, rubber, manufacturing capabilities, or manpower, in relative terms. That is what is truly worth fighting for, Junior, making sure the native peoples and tongues of Manchuria and Korea are brutally suppressed in favor of Tokyo's whims and dialect.

( ´ω`) zzzzZzzz

245 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8738 20:03

-- told me the world was going to roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool --
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ____               ∧_∧     
/  /   | |             (・∀・ ) Did you say something, Grandpa?
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| |       ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

246 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8739 12:34

 ( `ハ´) ...

 ( `ハ´) I had hoped to barter for some soy sauce, but it seems these delicious baozi are for you and not your grandfather, child. Good day!

247 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8741 15:29

(・∀・) You should drop by the Soy Boy on Third & Buttlumps. They got the best soy sauce ever!

248 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8751 23:36

 ( `ハ´) Indeed. Third and Buttlumps, you say?

249 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8753 22:41

(・∀・) Did I fucking stutter?

250 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8754 18:03

( `ハ´) More than usual? No.

251 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8754 23:49

(・∀・) There are two kinds of people in this world, and you're the second kind.

252 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8775 17:46

( ´ω`) Whenever you young whippersnappers are done over there, it's time for my sponge bath.

253 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8775 18:10

( ´ω`) Or tongue bath. I'm not particular.

254 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8775 21:03

(・∀・) Why would you need a bath for your tongue?

255 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8776 04:52

( ・-・) How about a lung bath?

256 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8776 10:37

(・∀・) How many lungs can you fit in a bathtub?

257 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8776 17:00

( ´ω`) In my experience, about fifty or sixty; more if you squish them down a little.

258 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8777 18:14

( ´ω`) Of course, I'm used to dealing with bathtubs full of children's lungs. If it's adult lungs we're talking about, it would obviously be less.

259 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8818 19:27

( ´ω`) If you get a variety of lung sizes in there, you can make the most incredible noise by lying down on them in the tub.

260 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8818 21:29

(・∀・) Grandpa, why do people bump threads that died a natural death ages ago?

261 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8818 22:19

( ´ω`) That which is not bumped can eternal lie.

262 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8818 22:23

( ´ω`) Also, nothing dies on the internet. Nothing.

263 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8821 10:32

(・∀・) Grandpa, why does God have such an inordinate fondness for beetles?

264 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8821 17:42

( ´ω`) As it says in the book of Ecclesiasticles, He is the Walrus.

( ´ω`) You'd know that if you weren't expelled from Sunday School.

265 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8821 19:48

( ・-・) Weren't you expelled for setting fire to the priests?

266 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8821 21:41

( ´ω`) No, I was expelled for summoning Asmodeus, King of the Nine Hells, who then set fire to the priests.

267 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8821 21:46

( ´ω`) Buncha crybabies.

268 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8825 16:28

( ´ω`) Afterwards ol' Asmo and I went out for a drink or two, and, well, one thing led to another...

269 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8825 19:19

(・∀・) I know this story! It's about birds and bees!

270 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8825 22:03

( ´ω`) Bees and spiders, actually.

271 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8827 19:10

( ´ω`) And exploding prostitutes.

272 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9245 14:41

(・∀・) Hail Asmodeus! La! La!

273 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9246 16:19

( ´ω`) Aye, that searing gale of flatus that issueth forth from his haunches....

274 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9246 21:32

( ´ω`) The vast bubbling craters of boiling pus...

275 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9247 05:00

( ´ω`) ... But enough about your grandmother. What's on TV?

276 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9255 17:44

( ⊙ω⊙) WOW lookit those boobies Junior

277 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9369 17:21

( ´ω`) it seems today has become another day all over again.

278 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9369 22:08

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before you were born?

279 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9369 23:54

( ´ω`) It wasn't.

280 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9370 09:18

(・∀・) Wasn't what? Interesting?

281 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9370 14:54

( ´ω`)

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9370 17:32

(・∀・) I get it, you're God.

283 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9370 19:57

( ´ω`) Shut up before I send two she-bears out of the woods to maul you.

284 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9370 20:51

( ´ω`) Shut up before I summon a pack of dire wolves to tear you limb from limb, saving your head for last to maximize your suffering.

285 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9370 21:29

( ´ω`) Which book of the Bible did I put the dire wolves in again? Ezekiel? Eddard? Tyrion?

286 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9371 00:22

( ・ω・) The Bible's an exaggerated story. God is everywhere and in everything. There is no devil its all one thing.

287 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9500 22:38

          ,.ヘ
     三  //
       //     /\
       \\   //\\
  三     \\//   \>
         ( ・∀・) Look Grandpa, I've become the Übermensch!
    <\   //\\
    \\//   \\
 三   \/    //
            //
          ヽ/

288 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9500 23:22

( ´ω`) Pfff, you wish. You're the Last Man and you know it.

289 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9501 04:11

(・∀・) Does that mean tribes of warrior women will fight over me as irreplaceable breeding material? Yes, please.

290 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9501 13:08

( ・ω・) Nope, we perfected cloning technology years ago.

291 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9502 01:08

(・∀・) Nobody wants to repopulate the earth with more abominations like you, freakazoid.

292 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9502 15:14

( ・ω・) Entertainment Weekly says I'm loved by millions around the world.

293 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9509 23:18

( ・-・) Don't listen to that loser. I'm the actual Übermensch.

294 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9511 01:19

( ・ω・) They even have contests with the store-bought Clonepas to see how long they can keep one alive! It's fun!

295 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9511 19:10

( ´ω`) That's inhumane. Your kind should be put down painlessly, with dignity and respect, whenever they are spotted in the wild.

( ´ω`)▄︻┻┳═一 Hold still now. It'll all be over soon.

296 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9511 21:04

(・∀・) But Grandpa! You advertise them as "Your fully disposable friend that you an do anything to and not feel bad about it!"

297 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9511 22:10

( ´ω`) We used to catch, neuter and release feral Clonepas, but China no longer imports Clonepa testicles as a rare gourmet delight, so it's easier to shoot 'em.

298 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9519 03:28

( ´ω`) Incidentally, like tomcats, neutered Clonepas are prone to bladder stones, so we usually cut a hole further up the shaft so there's less likely to be blockages. Much better than them spraying urine everywhere to mark their territory, though.

( ´ω`) But enough of that. Who wants dinner? I found some fish sticks and chicken balls in the freezer. Just need to bread them and toss them in the fryer.

299 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9519 11:30

(・∀・) Grandpa, is it true that the rooster's left ball is usually bigger than the right one?

300 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9519 15:34

( ´ω`) No.

301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9519 16:23

( ・ω・) I thought we didn't have bladders. Our blood just keeps getting more full of pee until we die.

302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9519 16:33

(・∀・) Gramps, do I have enough swag to beat my high school bully?

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9519 16:44

( ´ω`) If you even have to ask, then you already know the answer.

304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9520 18:21

(・∀・) Grampapples, are we gonna die of climate change or what? I heard a little Swedish girl thinks so, and they're always right.

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9520 19:11

( ´ω`) The Clonepas will ultimately be wiped out by the oncoming environmental catastrophe, yes, but not you or I. I will live forever, and you will die of failed autoerotic asphyxiation at the age of 33.

( ´ω`) Also, if you ever call me "Grampapples" again I will personally invert your kneecaps.

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9520 20:38

(・∀・) Sorry Grampoop. I meant only a little disrespect.

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9520 23:41

( ´ω`) That's better.

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9521 09:49

( ´ω`) So how's life treating you, Juniwhore?

309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9521 18:31

(・∀・) Gets better every day, Grampissbucket!

310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9532 22:10

  ∧__∧ ∩ 
 (,,´ω`)彡☆  
  ⊂彡☆))∀・) ow SORRY ow ow itai itai ow

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9532 22:32

> itai

( ・-・) That is not an English word why did you say it

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9532 23:23

  ∧__∧ ∩ 
 (,,・∀・)彡☆  
  ⊂彡☆))-・)  あう 痛い痛い ごめん 痛い 止めてください

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9548 14:31

( ´ω`) You're all the sort of pansy-arsed little faggots that is causing today's nanny state.

( ´ω`) When I was growing up, getting raped was just my Dad's way of saying "Good Morning".

314 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9548 14:50

(・∀・) You have a Dad? What's he like?

(・∀・) Do you have a Grandpa too?

315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9548 16:04

( ´ω`) You're not ready to hear about the Arch Grandpa yet, Jujubee.

316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9549 14:33

(・∀・) That's ok. I prefer FreeBSDpa

317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9549 17:00

( ´ω`) Communist.

318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9549 18:35

(・∀・) From you according to your abilities,
(・∀・) To me according to my needs.

(・∀・) Best political system EVAR.

319 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9549 23:52

( ・ω・) You know, communism and anarcho-capitalism have a surprising amount in common in that regard.

320 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9550 00:28

( ・ω・) They both specifically mention Junipoops here is the main beneficiary of everyone else's labor.

321 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9550 14:25

(・∀・) Grump what's your favorite video game?

322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9553 20:09

| ̄ ̄|  
_|__|_ 
( - mƣ) I say, Graaaaaaand Faaaaaaathaaaaaaaa.

323 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9553 22:09

( ´ω`) Fix your hat, you pompous dimwit.

( ´ω`) What's a video game?

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9553 22:31

(0∀0) those are the apps you play on the cinputer gernpo

325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9557 01:38

( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) the Fuck are you?

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9558 13:06

( ・ω0/.,) Fnrak barnmen isas a goice man man. Creature and, brave. Sons to the ram

327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9558 14:28

___
|___|
(・∀・) Budget cuts grandpa. We're getting replaced with a new cast due to delays and the overall lack of quality of this thread.

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9558 14:44

( ・ω・) Delays? Look at how much content we've released since the start of the month!
( ・ω・) It's so much better than our productivity during August 1993.
( ・ω・)
( ・ω・) >>326 get the fuck out of my house

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9558 15:12

 Hmmm.
( ・-・) (( ・ω・) All threads are Clonepa now.

   ( ・ω・)
  _  ∩
( ・-・)彡 ( ・ω0/.,) Gosasz, yule ornmaxed mnee!
Ah HA!

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9572 15:19

(・∀・) Replacepa, what was life like before character threads died?

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9572 17:08

( ´ω`) It was wonderful, like Portland before the Californians fucked it all up.

332 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9573 20:58

))<>((

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9573 23:07

(・∀・) Haven't seen you in a while, Goatsepa!

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9574 14:51

))<>(( squelch

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9575 17:02

(・∀・) Goatsepa, how do you eat?

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9575 17:54

                                                   ====== ___======
                                          ___三三三 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄===== ̄ ̄ ̄
                          ,, -―-、         _====_==== ̄ ̄== ̄ ̄     ̄ ̄ ̄
                        /     ヽ  _─==三≡≡ ̄==
                  / ̄ ̄/  /i⌒ヽ、| _== ̄ ̄
                 /  ◎/   / /     ̄
                /     ト、.,../ ,ー-、
               =彳      \\‘ ̄^
           /⌒ヽゝ         ...\\ \
         l             ./⌒ ヽ ヽ_>i  ̄──_ _
         | ,Y         ./     `ー−'  ̄==二= ̄=====三 _
          .|  |        / |             ̄ ̄===== ̄_ ̄ ̄ ̄==三三三   ___
          |  l         |  |                      ===== ̄======= ̄ ̄_==三三
          | .|         .|  |                              三三三三  ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄====
          .{' \       .|  |                                      ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄=====
         ,/ \  \___    |  |      ゚
        /    \   ヽ-┐   ┐,-=,, ゚。         __,,,,,,.......,,,,
        /      \    (  ̄ ̄U\_ ..). . ・   ――-==-=:::::......  ...))
        /      / LLLL-nnnn-==^   。          ̄―=`''''''
      /      /(:,,,.:::.,,..;)      \
     /      /      \      ヽ
     /     /          \     ヽ
    /    /             \    ヽ
    i   /                 ヽ   .i
    |   |                 |   .|
    |   .|                 |  /
    .|  .|                 |  |

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9581 00:46

((( ´ω`))) Every. Single. Time.

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9581 03:14

))<>(( I excrete. Someone else does the eating for me.

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9606 16:22

( ´ω`) how long have you been standing there

340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9606 17:21

(・∀・) Who, me? I dunno, like 5000 days or so?

341 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9608 16:59

#W@w
(◎∀∀∀v◎)

∀ ∀ v ∀

∀ ∀ ∀ ∀ ∀

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9608 17:53

( ´ω`) Junior, today we're gonna go to dick's sporting goods, then afterwards we're gonna call up cox to ask what the hell is wrong with our shitty internet, then we're gonna have a nice dinner at mr. dich's german cuisine and eat some steamy bratwurst

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9608 22:59

(・∀・) Hair on my peter

(・∀・) Sweat drips down my ding dong

(・∀・) My balls are happy

344 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9608 23:04

))<>(( Could you assholes at least try to be family friendly?

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9609 00:11

( ´ω`) That's what Clonepas are for, and why they have no genitalia.

346 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9609 02:43

(・∀・) Grandpa, how did you build your home?

347 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9609 15:11

( ´ω`) One lego brick at a time, Timmy.

348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9609 17:13

( ´ω`) How did you build your home?

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9609 23:10

(・∀・) I moved my couch into the basement, next to the water heater.

350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9609 23:11

(・∀・) You need to change my litter box soon, by the way.

351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9611 04:13

( ´ω`) Damn it! Who ate all my Oreos?

352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9611 14:23

(・∀・) I'll repeat, you need to change my litter box soon.

353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9611 22:30

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`) I guess I'll just have to eat something else.

354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9612 14:59

( ・ω・) Junior, what was life like before the internet?

355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9612 18:04

(・∀・) Grandpa! Grandpa! What are these lightning bolts in your helmet?

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9614 23:52

( ´ω`) They make me go faster.

( ´ω`) I changed your litter box by the way... why did I find women's underwear in it?

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9615 00:18

(・∀・) I had pantsu à la mode for dessert on Tuesday.

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9615 01:13

  へ-ヘ
  ミ*´ー`ミ How did you swallow an entire pair of panties?
〜(,_uuノ

359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9617 08:05

( ´ω`) Children, gather around. I have a story to tell.

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9617 14:55

(・∀・) Story time! I'm so excited!

361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9617 18:44

( ゚ ヮ゚) STORY TIME!!!

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9617 19:05

THIS IS THE CUTESTE THREADE EBER LOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9617 21:11

( ´ω`) I didn't invite you, Katy a.k.a. t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m.

( ´ω`) Please leave.

364 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9617 21:37

( ´ω`) Ahem, now then.

( ´ω`) It was long ago when this story takes place. A young boy was marooned on an island filled with monkeys and leprechauns. Quickly the boy realized the monkeys and leprechauns were at war with each other so he grabbed a spear an...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( ´ω`) Zzzzzzzz

365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9618 06:25

( ~ ▿ ~ ) moo

366 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9619 05:49

( ´ω`) It's September 9619th! Do you know what that means, everyone?

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9619 07:38

(・∀・) It's time for us to all say "nice" in unison?

368 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9619 22:58

( ´ω`) No, it means it's time for 3653 more days of my thread!

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9620 06:02

( ´ω`) Also, you're thinking of September 9669th.

370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9620 06:16

( ´ω`) Anyway, where was I in that story?

( ゚ ヮ゚) You'd just discovered that it was the Inspector who had switched the glasses. But the maid swore that he was on stage performing during the time the poison dagger was stolen. Then Roberts found a tape recorder hidden inside the bust of Frederick II.

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9620 22:58

(・∀・) Coffee's ready, grandpa!

372 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9620 23:28

( ´ω`) Thank you, Junior.

( ´ω`) This reminds me of that time I wrote the screenplay for Batman Returns...

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9621 02:16

  ∧_∧
 ( ・∀・)  
 (つ  )つc(_ア ミ∬
 と_)_)      旦

374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9621 02:34

  ∧_∧   
 ( ´ω`) This doesn't taste like coffee.
 (つ旦と)  
 と_)_)

375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9621 18:14

(・∀・) I have mistaken sugar for salt!

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9621 21:16

(・∀・) Also, I mistook the RV's blackwater tank for the coffee maker.

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9622 00:47

( ´ω`) I have pooped there last week. Knew the taste was familiar.

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9622 03:59

( ・ω・) They say Kopipe Luwak coffee is worth its weight in gold.

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9622 20:03

   / ̄ ̄ヽ´     `ヾ⌒\
  /              ヽ  ヽ
  |       ●     ● |   |    What's goin' on in this thread?
  ヽ       ∧ ヽ   | _∧  l
    ヽ_ノ (__ノ  ヽ   |_人/
    /  ---、     i   |,ゝ  )
    (___)   丿 八__/
     |      く__//
    ノ|  / ̄\   ヽ
     |  /     )  )
     (__)    (   \
             ヽ___ )

380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9623 01:03

(・∀・) Grandpa was in the middle of telling us a story, but he's asleep right now.

381 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9623 01:29

(・∀・) He also drank hot salted poopwater.

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9629 15:02

( ´ω`) Incidentally, "Hot Salted Poopwater" was the name of my hit ska band back in the '60s.

383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9629 17:23

(・∀・) What instrument did you play?

384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9629 19:19

( ´ω`) The Viola Bastarda, like my father before me.

( ´ω`) Or so I'm told.

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9630 21:43

(・∀・) Can I play the viola too?

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9635 15:20

(・∀・)

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9635 17:23

(・∀・) 你爷爷日穿你奶奶的肛门

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9635 17:46

( ´ω`) widdle chinkie goooooooooooohaaaaaaaaaaaam

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9660 17:00


/﹋\

(҂`_´) yoo gon get it glampa!

<,︻╦╤─ ҉ - -

/﹋\

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9660 17:23

( ´ω`) To foreigners,
If you are planning a trip to Japan, please stop coming to Japan now.
You're too optimistic.
Now there are many Chinese who came to Japan before Wuhan was closed.
The Japanese government's system to prevent epidemics is extremely lax.
Experts from all over Japan are criticizing the Japanese government for that.
A pandemic will happen in Japan soon. You must never come to Japan.
If the pandemic occurs while you are in Japan, you will have to be isolated and suffer like
the passengers of the Diamond Princess who are now stranded at the port of Yokohama.
You must never come to Japan.NOW

thank you

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9666 18:34

>>390 I wonder how this will impact the Olympics. Just kidding, I think the Olympics are an overpriced waste of time.

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9700 23:09

(・∀・) Grandpa, are you afraid of catching the Clonepa virus?

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9700 23:29

( ´ω`) Junior, I invented that virus.

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9702 03:50

(・∀・) Grandpa, would we be safer in Chernobyl?

395 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9704 15:59

( ´ω`) Go there and find out, kiddo.

396 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9708 20:34

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is that doctor wearing a bird-like mask?

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9713 13:12

( ´ω`) He is an ornithologist, Junior. Though why do I sense my death is imminent?

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9713 17:23

(・∀・) Because you're older than dinosaur shit, Grampooples.

399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9734 13:51

(・∀・) Grandpa, tell me the story again about what life was like before refridgerators

400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 11:22

( ´ω`) It wasn't so different, we just used to store all our food in fridgerators instead.

( ´ω`) Of course, if you unfridgerated your food, it was then impossible to refridgerate it.

401 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 13:29

Hello, my name is Grandpoop Quilution

402 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 13:44

(・A・) Grandpa, I think I've reached the third stage of infection! I'm hearing voices!

403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 14:35

Hola, yo soy Clonepa

404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9743 18:58

( ´ω`) Yep, your beak has inverted, too. Looks like it's too late for you now.

405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9756 02:15

( ´ω`) Junior how do I get this IRPhook trojan off my new PMG4 Graphite

     ______________
/ /|
/ / |
/____________ / |
| ___________ | |
|| :D || |
|| U R AN || |
|| IDIOT || |
||___________|| |
| _______ | /
/| (_______) | /

( |_____________|/

\

.=======================.
| :::::::::::::::: ::: |
| ::::::::::::::[] ::: |
| ----------- ::: |
`-----------------------'

406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9756 04:38

 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄」
―――――――――――――‐┬┘
                        |
       ____.____    | .__  Install Linux
     |        |        |   | |\_\  Problem solved
     |        | ∧_∧ |   | |  |.◎.| 
     |        |( ・∀・)つ ミ | |  |.: |
     |        |/ ⊃  ノ |   | .\|.≡.|
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄' ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄    |    ̄ ̄

407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9762 23:46

(・∀・) grandpa how do I become like my hero Mike McToy, inventor of the female fart whistle, the do-it-yourself cheese whizz maker & the famous hanky panky paperbag?

408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9795 23:26

(・∀・) DENTAL PLAN

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9795 23:27

(・∀・) LISA NEEDS BRACES

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9795 23:27

(・∀・) DENTAL PLAN

411 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9795 23:27

(・∀・) LISA NEEDS BRACES

412 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9795 23:27

(・∀・) DENTAL PLAN

413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9795 23:27

(・∀・) LISA NEEDS BRACES

414 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9795 23:30

( ´ω`)-zzzzzzzzz

DENTAL PLAN
LISA NEEDS BRACES

( ^ω`)

415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9795 23:31

(・∀・) DENTAL PLAN

416 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9795 23:31

( ´ω`) (・∀・) LISA NEEDS BRA-

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9795 23:41

  ∧__∧ ∩ 
 (,,´ω`)彡☆  
  ⊂彡☆))∀・) クソッタレ!アメリカの豚野郎テレビのセリフを繰り返すな。『サザエさん』が唯一繰り返していい番組です。

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9796 07:36

お 前 は も う 死 ん で い る
                    , -つ:::*:.:∧_∧
                  /__ノ.....∴::::(,,´ω`)・:.
                / / ∴:::*:.*: _>  ⌒ヽ*:.
     ,,,,,__     / /― = ̄:::*...../    へ \
    (mn)_  ヽ  / //・/ ソ/ ノ /    / \\\
      ∧_∧ )_(  /- ― = ̄  ̄  レ  ノ    ヽ_ヽ_つ
  m  (・∀・ )⌒: //・ソ /彡/  /  /
  )| |    _/ / /- ― = ̄    /  /|
 ( _ ̄ ̄ ̄ _/___ /彡ソ/ ///   ( ( 、
     ̄ ̄ ̄ / /            |  |、 \
         /  /            | / \ ⌒l
         ( (             | |   ) /
         |  |            ノ  )   し'
         | /           (_/
         | |
        ノ  )
       (_/

419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9817 01:52

( ⌒д⌒) 日本人であることを誇りに思います。 韓国人や中国人が嫌いなわけではない。反日やヘイトが嫌いなだけ。とはいえ韓国とは国交断絶がベストかな。中国とも離れた方が良い。

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9817 05:01

( ´ω`) なんだか知らんがとにかくヨシ!

421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9817 05:55

(; ´Д`)The South Korean's meal is a barbarian.
A considerably cruel way to kill is done though it eats Inuneco.
Moreover, it sees and it is killed that the dog suffers laughing. For
the South Korean, the barbarian even where.
No do think nothing of even of the girl of cruelty in South Korea
though seem to be eaten by her. The South Korean is already the
lowest class under man.
The human nature that cannot be thought to be a person is hated.

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9883 05:33

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is everyone wearing bras on their faces?

423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9884 10:14

( ´ω`) It's a little something called "fashion", Junior. You may want to look into it sometime.

424 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9884 17:36

(・∀・) Is my propeller cap "fashion", pops?

425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 10:50

( ´ω`) Your propeller cap is about as close to fashion as Clonepa is to having a butt.

426 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9894 04:50

(・∀・) Grandpa, do you remember when rock was young?

427 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9894 10:55

( ´ω`) Of course. And let me tell you, life was much better back when the Earth's crust had only recently solidified, and we didn't have any of this new-fangled "sedimentary" bullshit.

428 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9909 05:19

(・∀・) I was referring to Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, grandpa. I guess you're just too old to catch that.

429 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9912 03:03

(・∀・) Scented schoolgirl shit

430 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 10:27

( ´ω`) Don't mind me, just chilling on the very edge of page 1.

431 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 11:33

(・∀・) Mind you don't get a papercut!

432 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 19:35

( ´ω`) Paper? Back in my day we carved stone inscriptions.

Name: Link:
Leave these fields empty (spam trap):
More options...
Verification: