[Part 9] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [Legendary] (480)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:54

( ´ω`) 'sup, kids?

297 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9511 22:10

( ´ω`) We used to catch, neuter and release feral Clonepas, but China no longer imports Clonepa testicles as a rare gourmet delight, so it's easier to shoot 'em.

298 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9519 03:28

( ´ω`) Incidentally, like tomcats, neutered Clonepas are prone to bladder stones, so we usually cut a hole further up the shaft so there's less likely to be blockages. Much better than them spraying urine everywhere to mark their territory, though.

( ´ω`) But enough of that. Who wants dinner? I found some fish sticks and chicken balls in the freezer. Just need to bread them and toss them in the fryer.

299 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9519 11:30

(・∀・) Grandpa, is it true that the rooster's left ball is usually bigger than the right one?

300 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9519 15:34

( ´ω`) No.

301 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9519 16:23

( ・ω・) I thought we didn't have bladders. Our blood just keeps getting more full of pee until we die.

302 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9519 16:33

(・∀・) Gramps, do I have enough swag to beat my high school bully?

303 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9519 16:44

( ´ω`) If you even have to ask, then you already know the answer.

304 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9520 18:21

(・∀・) Grampapples, are we gonna die of climate change or what? I heard a little Swedish girl thinks so, and they're always right.

305 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9520 19:11

( ´ω`) The Clonepas will ultimately be wiped out by the oncoming environmental catastrophe, yes, but not you or I. I will live forever, and you will die of failed autoerotic asphyxiation at the age of 33.

( ´ω`) Also, if you ever call me "Grampapples" again I will personally invert your kneecaps.

306 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9520 20:38

(・∀・) Sorry Grampoop. I meant only a little disrespect.

307 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9520 23:41

( ´ω`) That's better.

308 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9521 09:49

( ´ω`) So how's life treating you, Juniwhore?

309 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9521 18:31

(・∀・) Gets better every day, Grampissbucket!

310 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9532 22:10

　 ∧__∧　∩　
　（,,´ω`)彡☆ 　
　　⊂彡☆))∀・) ow SORRY ow ow itai itai ow

311 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9532 22:32

> itai

( ・-・) That is not an English word why did you say it

312 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9532 23:23

　 ∧__∧　∩　
　（,,・∀・)彡☆ 　
　　⊂彡☆))-・) 　あう　痛い痛い　ごめん　痛い　止めてください

313 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9548 14:31

( ´ω`) You're all the sort of pansy-arsed little faggots that is causing today's nanny state.

( ´ω`) When I was growing up, getting raped was just my Dad's way of saying "Good Morning".

314 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9548 14:50

(・∀・) You have a Dad? What's he like?

(・∀・) Do you have a Grandpa too?

315 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9548 16:04

( ´ω`) You're not ready to hear about the Arch Grandpa yet, Jujubee.

316 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9549 14:33

(・∀・) That's ok. I prefer FreeBSDpa

317 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9549 17:00

( ´ω`) Communist.

318 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9549 18:35

(・∀・) From you according to your abilities,
(・∀・) To me according to my needs.

(・∀・) Best political system EVAR.

319 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9549 23:52

( ・ω・) You know, communism and anarcho-capitalism have a surprising amount in common in that regard.

320 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9550 00:28

( ・ω・) They both specifically mention Junipoops here is the main beneficiary of everyone else's labor.

321 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9550 14:25

(・∀・) Grump what's your favorite video game?

322 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9553 20:09

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( - mƣ) I say, Graaaaaaand Faaaaaaathaaaaaaaa.

323 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9553 22:09

( ´ω`) Fix your hat, you pompous dimwit.

( ´ω`) What's a video game?

324 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9553 22:31

(0∀0) those are the apps you play on the cinputer gernpo

325 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9557 01:38

( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) the Fuck are you?

326 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9558 13:06

( ・ω0/.,) Fnrak barnmen isas a goice man man. Creature and, brave. Sons to the ram

327 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9558 14:28

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(・∀・) Budget cuts grandpa. We're getting replaced with a new cast due to delays and the overall lack of quality of this thread.

328 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9558 14:44

( ・ω・) Delays? Look at how much content we've released since the start of the month!
( ・ω・) It's so much better than our productivity during August 1993.
( ・ω・)
( ・ω・) >>326 get the fuck out of my house

329 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9558 15:12

　Hmmm.
( ・-・)　(( ・ω・) All threads are Clonepa now.

　　 ( ・ω・)
　 _ 　∩
( ・-・)彡　( ・ω0/.,) Gosasz, yule ornmaxed mnee!
Ah HA!

330 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9572 15:19

(・∀・) Replacepa, what was life like before character threads died?

331 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9572 17:08

( ´ω`) It was wonderful, like Portland before the Californians fucked it all up.

332 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9573 20:58

))<>((

333 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9573 23:07

(・∀・) Haven't seen you in a while, Goatsepa!

334 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9574 14:51

))<>(( squelch

335 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9575 17:02

(・∀・) Goatsepa, how do you eat?

336 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9575 17:54

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337 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9581 00:46

((( ´ω`))) Every. Single. Time.

338 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9581 03:14

))<>(( I excrete. Someone else does the eating for me.

339 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9606 16:22

( ´ω`) how long have you been standing there

340 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9606 17:21

(・∀・) Who, me? I dunno, like 5000 days or so?

341 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9608 16:59

#W@w
(◎∀∀∀v◎) 

∀ ∀ v ∀

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342 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9608 17:53

( ´ω`) Junior, today we're gonna go to dick's sporting goods, then afterwards we're gonna call up cox to ask what the hell is wrong with our shitty internet, then we're gonna have a nice dinner at mr. dich's german cuisine and eat some steamy bratwurst

343 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9608 22:59

(・∀・) Hair on my peter

(・∀・) Sweat drips down my ding dong

(・∀・) My balls are happy

344 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9608 23:04

))<>(( Could you assholes at least try to be family friendly?

345 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9609 00:11

( ´ω`) That's what Clonepas are for, and why they have no genitalia.

346 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9609 02:43

(・∀・) Grandpa, how did you build your home?

347 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9609 15:11

( ´ω`) One lego brick at a time, Timmy.

348 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9609 17:13

( ´ω`) How did you build your home?

349 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9609 23:10

(・∀・) I moved my couch into the basement, next to the water heater.

350 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9609 23:11

(・∀・) You need to change my litter box soon, by the way.

351 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9611 04:13

( ´ω`) Damn it! Who ate all my Oreos?

352 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9611 14:23

(・∀・) I'll repeat, you need to change my litter box soon.

353 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9611 22:30

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`) I guess I'll just have to eat something else.

354 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9612 14:59

( ・ω・) Junior, what was life like before the internet?

355 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9612 18:04

(・∀・) Grandpa! Grandpa! What are these lightning bolts in your helmet?

356 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9614 23:52

( ´ω`) They make me go faster.

( ´ω`) I changed your litter box by the way... why did I find women's underwear in it?

357 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9615 00:18

(・∀・) I had pantsu à la mode for dessert on Tuesday.

358 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9615 01:13

　　へ-ﾍ
　 ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ How did you swallow an entire pair of panties?
〜(,_ｕｕﾉ

359 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9617 08:05

( ´ω`) Children, gather around. I have a story to tell.

360 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9617 14:55

(・∀・) Story time! I'm so excited!

361 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9617 18:44

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) STORY TIME!!!

362 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9617 19:05

THIS IS THE CUTESTE THREADE EBER LOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

363 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9617 21:11

( ´ω`) I didn't invite you, Katy a.k.a. t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m.

( ´ω`) Please leave.

364 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9617 21:37

( ´ω`) Ahem, now then.

( ´ω`) It was long ago when this story takes place. A young boy was marooned on an island filled with monkeys and leprechauns. Quickly the boy realized the monkeys and leprechauns were at war with each other so he grabbed a spear an...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( ´ω`) Zzzzzzzz

365 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9618 06:25

( ~ ▿ ~ ) moo

366 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9619 05:49

( ´ω`) It's September 9619th! Do you know what that means, everyone?

367 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9619 07:38

(・∀・) It's time for us to all say "nice" in unison?

368 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9619 22:58

( ´ω`)　No, it means it's time for 3653 more days of my thread!

369 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9620 06:02

( ´ω`) Also, you're thinking of September 9669th.

370 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9620 06:16

( ´ω`) Anyway, where was I in that story?

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) You'd just discovered that it was the Inspector who had switched the glasses. But the maid swore that he was on stage performing during the time the poison dagger was stolen. Then Roberts found a tape recorder hidden inside the bust of Frederick II.

371 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9620 22:58

(・∀・) Coffee's ready, grandpa!

372 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9620 23:28

( ´ω`) Thank you, Junior.

( ´ω`) This reminds me of that time I wrote the screenplay for Batman Returns...

373 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9621 02:16

　 ∧＿∧
　（　･∀･) 　 ｡
　(つ　　)つc(＿ｱ ﾐ∬
　と＿)＿)　　　　　 旦

374 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9621 02:34

　 ∧＿∧　　　
　（　´ω`）　This doesn't taste like coffee.
　（つ旦と）　　
　と＿）＿）

375 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9621 18:14

(・∀・) I have mistaken sugar for salt!

376 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9621 21:16

(・∀・) Also, I mistook the RV's blackwater tank for the coffee maker.

377 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9622 00:47

( ´ω`) I have pooped there last week. Knew the taste was familiar.

378 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9622 03:59

( ・ω・) They say Kopipe Luwak coffee is worth its weight in gold.

379 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9622 20:03

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380 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9623 01:03

(・∀・) Grandpa was in the middle of telling us a story, but he's asleep right now.

381 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9623 01:29

(・∀・) He also drank hot salted poopwater.

382 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9629 15:02

( ´ω`) Incidentally, "Hot Salted Poopwater" was the name of my hit ska band back in the '60s.

383 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9629 17:23

(・∀・) What instrument did you play?

384 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9629 19:19

( ´ω`) The Viola Bastarda, like my father before me.

( ´ω`) Or so I'm told.

385 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9630 21:43

(・∀・) Can I play the viola too?

386 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9635 15:20

(・∀・)

387 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9635 17:23

(・∀・) 你爷爷日穿你奶奶的肛门

388 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9635 17:46

( ´ω`) widdle chinkie goooooooooooohaaaaaaaaaaaam

389 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9660 17:00


/﹋\

(҂`_´) yoo gon get it glampa!

<,︻╦╤─ ҉ - -

/﹋\

390 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9660 17:23

( ´ω`) To foreigners,
If you are planning a trip to Japan, please stop coming to Japan now.
You're too optimistic.
Now there are many Chinese who came to Japan before Wuhan was closed.
The Japanese government's system to prevent epidemics is extremely lax.
Experts from all over Japan are criticizing the Japanese government for that.
A pandemic will happen in Japan soon. You must never come to Japan.
If the pandemic occurs while you are in Japan, you will have to be isolated and suffer like
the passengers of the Diamond Princess who are now stranded at the port of Yokohama.
You must never come to Japan.NOW

thank you

391 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9666 18:34

>>390 I wonder how this will impact the Olympics. Just kidding, I think the Olympics are an overpriced waste of time.

392 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9700 23:09

(・∀・) Grandpa, are you afraid of catching the Clonepa virus?

393 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9700 23:29

( ´ω`) Junior, I invented that virus.

394 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9702 03:50

(・∀・) Grandpa, would we be safer in Chernobyl?

395 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9704 15:59

( ´ω`) Go there and find out, kiddo.

396 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9708 20:34

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is that doctor wearing a bird-like mask?

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