ITT we hate on things that are easy targets (626)

1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5201 18:33

IE is a crappy web browser.

2 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5201 19:07

4channers are retarded little faggots.

3 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5201 21:11

Needler hall is full of aids.

4 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5202 01:31

Golf is for old farts

5 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5202 04:11

Hillary is a man-hating liberal battleaxe.

6 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5202 04:28

Everybody hates stupid generalities like the ones in >>1-5.

7 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5202 05:29

DQN is shit.

8 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5202 05:31

I hate MODD.

9 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5202 07:53

I hate Islamic fascist nazi Jews who call African Americans "niggers"!

10 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5202 08:45

I hate Niggers.

11 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5202 08:55

Bush is such a terrible president.

12 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5202 08:57

Dqn is full of fail today.

13 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5202 09:00

>>12 is an idiot.

14 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5202 12:14

I hate myself and I want to die

15 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5202 13:28

General Grievous can use the force because he has midichlorians in his blood.

16 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5202 18:05

>15 I don't think having chlorine in your blood is going to give you special powers, unless you consider an extremely painful death as special power.

17 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5204 03:33

FAT PEOPLE

18 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5204 03:34

Why are retards so fucking stupid?

19 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5204 06:09

I hate hate!

20 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5204 12:18

Anti - Squeeks is a 'tard.

21 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5204 15:59

>>14
I hate you and your longing for death!

22 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5204 16:08

Fuck >>71, he's a douche.

23 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5204 17:12

I will laugh as >>16 dies painfully due to all the sodium chloride in his blood

24 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5205 21:46

Anime is for hopeless nerds.

25 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5205 22:03

Beware of dihydrogen monoxide.

26 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5206 00:45

Eating meat is hilariously unhealthy, and commercial meat is covered with viruses and germs.

27 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5208 15:54

>>26 is a treehugger

28 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5208 23:07

>>27 is a treefucker

29 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5209 00:10

>>28 is a pigfucker

30 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5209 01:30

>>29 is a fudgepacker

31 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5209 01:40

>>30 is all the previous posters in the insult the previous poster threads.

32 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5209 01:57

and then there's you, you piss me off the most

33 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5213 17:59

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34 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5213 19:54

This thread sucks.

35 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5213 20:50

>>34

This person is trying to be cool but cries himself to sleep every night.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5960 12:04

Hillary is a man-hating liberal battleaxe.

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5965 00:10

Obama sucks

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5965 00:13

gb2/DQN/

OH WAIT

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5965 15:37

England is a country full of pansies, yet they still run Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5969 18:12

Hillary is a battleaxe-hating liberal man.

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5970 14:49

>>42 probably won't show up until later this week.

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5970 18:30

Hate is a negative emotion.

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5971 05:41

Love is Hate.

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5973 00:53

France is gay.

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5973 02:32

America is full of fatties.

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5973 06:48

>>45 is full of himself.

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5973 20:13

China is full of shitty products.

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5974 02:34

Bikini thongs just don't look good on men

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5976 18:45

Reimu is the worst Touhou character.

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5977 18:27

Gets are pointless and worthless, especially in slow threads like this one.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5977 18:50

/DQN/ is steadily growing less funny and now even /VIP/ is usually more amusing to read.

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5977 23:22

>>51 is a total buzzkiller

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5978 00:45

Furry haters are furry for Liru.

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5978 00:46

Furries are furry for Liru, too, so don't think I'm letting them (okay, us) off the hook.

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5983 23:55

Communism is for lazy teenagers.

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5984 01:23

Socialism is the chosen governmental style of whiny faggots everywhere.

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5984 06:16

Most people who play nethack will never ascend.

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5984 13:12

Rich people are pompous assholes.

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5984 14:43

Rush is a fat bastard.

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5984 16:42

Rush is a shitty prog band with a terrible vocalist.

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5984 17:12

Def Leppard's drummer totally sucks. It sounds like he's drumming with one hand tied behind his back.

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5984 19:28

Squeeks has shit on his head.

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5984 20:42

Einstein was a JEW.

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5984 21:11

Sarah Palin works for FOX News.

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5985 00:43

Pat Robertson seems really intolerant.

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5986 02:55

Those pop-up ads that keep coming back even after you click cancel are really annoying

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5986 07:20

I can't talk about them goddam injun anymore because some goddam injun lover done gonna take offense and make a fuss o'er it.

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5986 12:42

Clay pigeons. 'Nuff said.

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5986 12:59

Family Guy is a terrible cartoon and not funny at all.

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5987 01:35

Rangers and Celtic are as bad as each other

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5987 01:37

Nascar is a boring and pointless sport for drunk rednecks

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5987 06:50

The two-party system is a huge sham

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5987 20:12

Democracy is overrated.

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5987 20:54

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Going against the easy target just proves the person in question doesn't have the intellectual capacity to agree with what is truly right and just simply attempts to project the easily-obtainable opinion - no matter how easy it may be to accomplish or how much everybody would mindlessly agree with him or her, thus turning the concept of taking advantage of easy targets into a rather difficult one. Also cocks.

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5988 15:59

E.T. for the Atari 2600 is a shitty game.

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5988 16:59

>>74 is especially adept at the subtleties of ironic conversation, for he feigns a failure to realize that by dissecting the motivational anatomy of one who would choose an easy target as his object, he himself falls into something of a transitivity with the target in question. That is to say, one who picks an easy target is himself an easy target by virtue that he employs as scant sophistication as that which he chooses to ridicule.

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5988 18:04

>>75
I disagree.

It was mediocre at worst.

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5989 19:48

The Simpsons had overstayed its welcome years ago. Now it's just a squatter.

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5989 22:18

>>74 is bald and smells like a men's room ashtray.

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5990 15:19

Encyclopedia Dramatica only hates on easy targets.

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5990 19:18

This thread is intellectually lazy and cowardly in its refusal to take any stand that could possibly have controversial connotations.

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5990 19:38

no u

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5990 20:20

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ >>81 stole my thesis and will get a dogended lump of burning tobacco in his fucking eye if I ever figure out who he is.

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ >>79, on the other hand... well-played.

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5990 20:30

Moustaches make you look creepy.

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5990 23:20

These "metrosexuals" with their hairless faces and skinny jeans and care for how they look are all a bunch of fags

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5991 00:32

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87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5991 14:54

My goddamned captcha is 'wi'.

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5991 19:08

Hippies smell like sweat, dirt, and marijuana ashes.

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5991 21:00

Sankaku Complex is full of people who probably wish women still couldn't vote and that rape was still legal.

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5991 21:36

AC/DC are boring and all their songs sound really similar.

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5992 02:46

I am a piece of shit

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5992 12:49

Hitler was a total jerk. Not even kidding.

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5993 18:31

Anti-Apple fanboys hate on Apple fanboys hate on Anti-Apple fanboys ad infinitum simply because they can't think of anything better to talk about.

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5994 00:22

Bible thumpers manipulate children in order to perpetuate their existence.

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5994 03:02

Armchair CEOs just say whatever as if they could call shots better than the pros. THEN WHY ARE YOU POOR AS FUCK, GENIUS?

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5994 06:42

FUCK CAPTCHAS

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5995 15:21

ƒpƒ“ƒ_

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6013 18:13

I'd like to give George W Bush a piece of my mind!

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6013 19:05

People can stop resubtitling that stupid Hitler movie clip now. It stopped being funny after the second time.

100 Name: ( ίƒŽί) : 1993-09-6013 19:19

Twilight is kinda like a bad shoujo manga, only without the fun of being a bad shoujo manga.

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6013 19:38

Rei never gives me what I order...

...I'm hungry.

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6013 21:03

Macs are really nothing more than glorified PCs. Especially after the switch to Intel processors.

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6013 21:48

E.T. for the Atari 2600 is an awful video game

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6016 15:31

Superman for N64 sucked superman's super ball sack.

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6022 18:51

Commodore Amiga fans can't get past the fact that they lost the format war.

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6023 00:31

Memes are stupid and ceased to be funny long ago.

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6023 02:03

Some Californians make the other 2% of us look nuts.

108 Name: !MRSAGTENZI : 1993-09-6023 19:38

Hehe, im tripfagging. I'm a baaaaaaaaaad man.

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6026 00:55

People who make fun of others by posting on anonymous bulletin boards to hide their identity or go to chat rooms to do the same thing only do it to make themselves feel better because in actuality they are losers who hate themselves and their life

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6027 02:29

Damn 4chan really sucks

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6028 04:22

>>110

Not as bad as SomethingAwful. Cripes, did that place fall.

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6028 20:27

Garfield is just the same three jokes repeated over and over. How is it still in the papers?

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6029 02:00

>>112 actually remembers the three jokes in Garfield.

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6029 04:57

>>113 is a prime number

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6029 07:14

>>114 is turning this into a poster above you thread.

YES I AM WELL AWARE THAT I AM NOT HELPING

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6029 14:16

DQN has an incredibly short attention span, they can't even remember what thread they're in

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6029 18:49

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118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6029 19:11

DQN-kun is such a rude boy these days, he doesn't say "excuse me" any more.

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6033 04:16

>>112

Because it's an island of stability in an uncertain and changing world, so if people can look at the comics section in the newspaper and just see Garfield continue to exist, that gives them some small reassurance that everything will be okay.

Also because Jim Davis may not be much of a cartoonist but he's quite the marketing whiz

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6033 07:40

Jim Davis only thought of it 30 years before I did. The asshole....

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6035 19:42

Family Circus, on the other hand, I could do without. I just want to punch those snotty little kids in the face everytime one of them opens their mouth!

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6038 02:32

Cancer is terrible

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6038 13:45

George Walker Bush looked like a monkey man.

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 04:18

Barack Hussein Obama looks like George Walker Bush.

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6049 15:43

Corporate Welfare is unfair to everybody that does a good job.

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6050 02:51

Lady Gaga... just... Lady Gaga....

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6050 14:40

Mosquitoes are annoying and sometimes carry diseases that suck ass.

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6050 17:29

Liberals are a bunch of whiny Marxist faggots.

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6051 02:01

( ˃ „D˂) I suck

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6055 02:38

The Angry Video Game Nerd isn't creative, he just shouts bad words.

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6056 14:25

American cars built between 1975 and 1988 were incredibly shitty.

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6057 01:30

Scottish people are ruled by a bunch of pansies.

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6057 10:25

US-fags taking their nobama-rants to DQN. It's '93 and you worry about healthcare in '10? oh wow!

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6057 20:12

( ί -ί) >>133 huh?

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6057 20:34

>>133 acts like those "2010" posters are time-travelers instead of elaborate pranksters. Don't give them the benefit of the doubt, moron. It's 1993; stick to the facts.

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6058 03:40

2010 was a good movie.

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6058 05:36

People who claim America is terrible make America even more terrible.

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6062 00:50

pollution is terrible

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6062 13:49

People who claim America is wonderful make America even more terrible.

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6063 02:44

People who make fun of things in this thread are weak minded individuals who cannot think of new things to hate. Myself included.

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6064 02:47

Can I be weak minded, too?
My best hobby is discovering new ways to hate myself.

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6070 20:43

"Title" is completely unlistenable.

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6071 14:57

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVr14aH3rQE

Hipsters are quite annoying. Fake hipsters are even worse.

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6071 18:03

Apple computers, especially the iPad

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6071 19:22

People who call the iPad a computer.

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6072 19:51

Hey whatever NEET wot made the text all slanty and underlined.

Go die.

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6074 01:12

People who talk like >>146

Seriously, what did you even say?

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6074 02:22

People who read like >>147

Seriously, can you read?

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6074 07:26

>>148

I guess I can't read either, I have no idea what >>146 was trying to say

150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6074 16:57

I hate incoherent people and illiterates.

151 Name: (╬ ಠ‰vಠ) : 1993-09-6074 18:28

>>149
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1267734384/100-999
Stop picking on the limey and do the god-damn research, thou uneducated whelp!

wot = what/who/that

Or, because mongoloids like thee refuse to understand without someone spoon-feeding you information instead of thinking for thyself:

> Greetings, NEET who made text all over the page bold, italicized, and underlined, whosoever you may be.
>
> Justify thy pathetic life by ceasing it.

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6078 01:46

Retarded people are wastes of life.

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6078 12:38

An Australian publisher has had to pulp and reprint a cook-book after one recipe listed "salt and freshly ground black people" instead of black pepper.

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6078 12:39

Missing the CTRL+V THREAD

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6087 03:18

What do you mean Avatar wasn't just a tech demo?

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6089 23:47

Calculus is hard.

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6095 08:33

Linux is just a Unix clone, with the worst features of Windows added.

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6096 01:25

Pandas are terrible people.

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6096 02:39

Stupid people suck.

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6096 09:02

>>627530
No, because we all know mods suck. They're also bound by the business interests of the board. If the boss says 'let crappy threads live because there are a lot of idiots that like them', then they must oblige.

The vigilante team, however, don't have an interest in making money, nor do they have a reputation to defend. All they want is for things to be not-shit.

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6096 17:31

>>160
Missing the CTRL+V THREAD

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6097 18:26

The NES connector is a piece of crap.

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6098 17:31

I hate hate and I love everything else.

164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6098 22:19

>>163

Even queues at the post office? Or really needing to go to the toilet halfway through a long bus journey?

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6099 02:31

4chan is stupid

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6099 18:38

Computer magazines are just expensive brochures.

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6099 21:09

Wesley Crusher was a terrible character and Wil Wheaton is a terrible person.

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6099 21:48

Twilight is terrible

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6100 05:21

Dusk is awful

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6102 23:35

Christian rock is verbal diarrhea compared to real rock

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6103 06:36

Metal, prog rock, electronica... these sorts of music are some of the true successors to and latest incarnations of the Western musical tradition. Why these boy band types are even considered by the general masses is something that we must never let non-Elitists know.

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6103 07:35

people who click on links like this one are idiots.

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6104 03:47

Public transportation is full of niggers and retarded highschoolers.

174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6104 13:48

>>173 And people who smell really bad.

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6105 23:47

it's also for businessmen and other workers who need to get out into the city, so fuck them

176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6106 06:14

>>167

>Wil Wheaton is a terrible person.

No he isn't.
Check the Penny Arcade D&D podcasts.
He's actually a very nice guy.

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6106 18:54

Penny Arcade is a shitty webcomic and D&D 4e is a shitty game.

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6107 04:32

99.9% of webcomics are vehicles for people who have no talents whatsoever to fool themselves into thinking they've got 'em.

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6107 05:00

iPhones tend to be popular among first-time smartphone buyers who almost never extensively research their options.

180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6108 11:35

Social conservatives are simply married people with children, pissed off at those who aren't.

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6109 23:10

/jp/ is nothing but a bunch of virgin nerds.

182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6110 01:20

4chan is nothing but a bunch of virgin nerds.

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6110 06:31

virgin nerds is nothing but a bunch of virgin nerds.

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6110 10:53

Nerds are nerds and virgins are virgins.

185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6118 13:06

University is a farce of learning.

186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6118 13:39

Virgins are a farce of learning.

187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6118 14:23

Israel is a mean, horrible country that does horrible things

188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6118 14:59

Virgin nerds are mean, horrible people that do horrible things

189 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6118 15:41

Haters gonna hate.

190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6118 16:05

Virgins gonna hate.

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6118 17:59

Virgins gonna virg.

192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6118 20:57

The Pacific Ocean is all wet, what's up with that?

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6118 23:13

crack is disgusting

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6119 00:10

Smoking is stupid and retarded.

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6119 02:34

asscracks are p disgusting

196 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6120 14:50

>>195

> p disgusting
back to /fb/

197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6120 21:02

The Honda Civic Type-R is an overpriced car, bought only by dorks who have inflated egos.

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6120 22:12

People who declare their intent to "achieve martyrdom" in front of Iranian news cameras while attempting to run a blockade into a war zone shouldn't complain when they get what they have worked so hard to achieve.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6120 23:09

AC to DC power adapter adapter plugs take up way too much room on a standard surge protector.

200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6121 17:06

Nikolai Tesla was a mass murderer.

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6121 21:19

It's terrible to stay in all day.

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6121 22:26

>>1 is a panda.

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6122 18:46

Yukio Hatoyama can't tell the US to git off his lawn.

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6124 19:24

Speaking of git of my lawn, upscale suburbs are populated by middle-aged and old people and the failing community college students who live with them.

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6125 23:30

>>204 has gits on his lawn.

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6126 01:21

git is obtuse and overengineered; mercurial is much nicer

207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6127 20:07

Dokdo is just a rock in the sea.

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6132 20:47

DQN moves way too slowly.

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6132 23:37

I always feel sorry for the dad in the yoshinoya kopipe, I picture him as a nice friendly gent taking his family out for a treat, taking advantage of the special offer because they don't make much money, but he's getting mentally started on by some little cunt.

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6133 17:26

The second "previous poster is a nerd" thread sucks even more than the first.

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6134 00:37

Napoleon Dynamite was a bad movie

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6134 13:35

>>211 likes Dane Cook

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6138 22:07

The iPad is just a dumbed-down laptop without a keyboard.

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6139 01:54

The iPad is just an iPhone that can't make calls or do anything useful.

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6139 20:53

The iPad is just four iPod touches taped together.

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6140 05:03

The iPad is just an easy target for people that can't do anything useful.

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6141 22:33

The iPad causes cancer

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6141 22:34

The iPad eats little children

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6143 04:48

>>218 is an iPanda.

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6143 07:54

Your Mama.

221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6153 23:30

Megaman 6 was a hasty attempt to make a few more bucks off of a dying console.

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6154 18:13

Most of the Internet is ads, porn, useless ramblings and other junk.

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6155 04:52

ipad is lijek sa star trek i saw onse

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6156 18:14

>>223 is functionally illiterate.

225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6157 19:24

>>224 is functionally a dick

226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6157 20:29

The Soviet Union was a terrible idea executed terribly.

227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6161 20:31

Autists are humans who haven't passed the Turing test.

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6163 16:23

The Chrysler Town and Country van sucks.

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6163 19:06

Only circlejerking former Chrysler execs remember the K-car.

230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6164 05:14

The end of Evangelion was stupid

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6164 21:41

Hideki Anno is stupid.

232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6164 23:59

Most anime fans in the US want to pretend that liking anime makes them better than "normal" people who just sit around and watch TV, but they're also just sitting around and watching TV. And worse, they're constantly bitching and moaning whenever the complexity level of the ideas presented exceeds that of a typical episode of "Gilligan's Island."

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6189 21:30

Creed makes shitty music.

234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6190 05:04

THE JEWS!

235 Name: Mossad!niI06BKbN. : 1993-09-6191 04:55

>>234 We are currently tracking the previous poster. They will be dealt with in the usual manner.

236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6197 12:35

Lady GaGa is annoying, and she looks like she belongs in a circus freak show.

237 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6197 17:45

iPods and their stock earphones sound absolutely terrible and are most likely used to play Lady Gaga, Soulja Boy and maybe the latest Naruto OP.

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6197 17:47

Linux is heavily overrated in the posix-compliant world.

Verification: vi

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6198 23:17

BP sucks

240 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6199 02:41

>>239
Big oil sucks.

241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6202 20:37

Fish tastes too much like FISH!

242 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6202 21:36

Naruto sux

243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6202 21:50

People who misspell the word "sucks" suck.

244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6202 23:15

All apple products are pieces of shit.

245 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6203 01:13

Rock bands that go on tour 20 years after they make their greatest hit produce terribly bad concerts.

246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6204 03:20

Pubic hair serves no real purpose.

247 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6204 15:55

>>246 sometimes looking nice is all the purpose you need

248 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6228 23:15

The majority of independant films are about gay people complaining about people who aren't gay

249 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6230 18:23

Iichan will never be as popular as 2ch.

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6238 21:56

Being blamed for something done by someone else is always irritating.

251 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6239 13:37

I love the concept of maths, but I dislike doing sums.

252 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6239 17:10

Anime is just Japanese cartoons.

253 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6239 21:08

And most of them suck.

254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6240 05:50

Arjuna Schiks

255 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6240 21:28

Yakin Byoutou is one of the shittiest things ever animated.

256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6265 01:03

Kim Jong Il is an asshole.

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6265 02:43

iichan isn't even popular.

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6265 03:53

Dubya was a shitty prez

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6265 04:16

Obama makes Jimmy Carter look good.

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6266 15:18

I thought >>258 said "dubpa". What a great way to ruin denpa.

... I hate dubstep.

261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6266 16:45

Denpa Otoko sucks.

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6268 02:21

People who have dissenting opinions fucking SUCK!!!!!!

263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6268 14:04

>>262 Conformists suck ass, balls, cock, and shit.

264 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6269 05:10

glack guy in the market buying orange soda.

265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6269 09:07

Drive-through intercoms don't work for shit.

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6270 16:11

( E-E) moe girls wearing gloves.

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6270 17:44

( ;.:) Why you gotta be hatin'?

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6272 00:17

Government employees get paid too much to accomplish too little.

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6272 03:21

People who think different all think the same.

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 22:33

inflation of prices sucks.

271 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6275 01:28

swansong was jslkdfhlsadfhsjlglfdshgljghjlksadhdsl

272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6280 19:33

Dubya's ghostwriter was an overpaid vc:lozzer.

273 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6281 22:52

Shiichan is one hell of a fugly forum script

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6282 11:39

Captchas are a pointless annoyance.

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6282 12:15

Brick backgrounds are so 1990s it's pathetically lazy.

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6287 05:21

Only stupid people and artists don't understand algebra.

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6287 22:42

>>276 I'm an artist and I understand algebra. I love maths! I hate it when people assume numbers make me uncomfortable

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6287 22:51

>>276,277
It's okay because scientists will all be replaced with artists eventually.

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6287 23:26

>>277
I HATE EXCEPTIONS TO THE NORM

280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6289 01:33

>>279 People who have superiority complexes are truly worthless assholes.

281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6289 02:06

I hate DQN.

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6289 22:52

>>281
( LE_E) ...

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6290 20:48

>>282 Go ahead and cry about it, fag.

284 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6294 13:09

Homosexuals are gay.

And that's terrible.

Also, they EAT DA POO POO!

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6294 23:23

>>284 Veronika Moser isn't homosexual.....
and she EAT DA POO POO

286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 10:51

Vocaloids are for nerds who can't sing themselves.

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6298 06:37

Speaking of nerds, The Angry Video Game Nerd is just a guy with glasses and a pocket protector bitching and moaning like any lazy American. Although I guess if you can't muster what little attention it takes to dodge a few projectiles moving in predictably rectilinear and sinuous paths, you have a right to blame developers.

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6298 07:53

Women are all fucking retarded cunts.

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6298 12:42

>>287
Also he can't act and isn't funny.

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6298 22:25

Talented people only get attention because people want shit out of them.

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6299 15:22

>>290, are you implying that people want to be near talented people in order to EAT DA POO POO?

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6300 04:59

>>291, I am implying that you EAT DA POO POO.

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6300 18:31

Disney musicians have no actual talent

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6300 21:53

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295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6302 02:18

Posts like >>291, >>292 and >>294 are unimaginative.

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 00:59

Tourists screw up traffic on sidewalks by stopping to take photos every 10 seconds.

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 17:57

American diplomats totally had the leak of their communications coming for badmouthing everyone else.

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 20:48

Now don't be so harsh, >>295. At least >>294 was a good post.

299 Name: Brandy Bogard!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-6306 23:36

GOD I FUCKING HATE TRIPFAGS HFJKSHFKJFHLJHLSHFSAKJFH

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6307 00:55

>>299 go away heh man

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6307 15:45

Remember Caveman? All-caps and referring to himself in the third person all at once. What an asshole.

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6308 12:25

Comic Sans was shat from the same anus that extruded Microsoft Bob.

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6308 20:02

Helvetica has no soul.

304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6308 20:57

Gill Sans is British.

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6308 23:04

Tahoma looks like a crappier Verdana, which is itself a shitty font.

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6308 23:05

People who care about fonts don't appreciate the beauty of raw, plain text.

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6308 23:09

Usenet is so full of spam it's surprising any humans still spend significant amounts of time there.

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6309 01:20

Usenet if full of retards that need to die.

309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6309 02:10

All fonts look the same if you have to use a cell phone internet browser.

310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6309 06:04

People who can appreciate raw, plain text without a font aren't people, they're robotic scum.

311 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6309 14:10

All fonts are shitty. The release of a good, readable font would be a breakthrough for computing technology.

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6309 14:44

>>311 doesn't really know what he's talking about.

313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6309 15:07

The Emergency Mittens don't actually do anything..

314 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6309 15:56

( ί -ί) For you, maybe.

315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6309 18:09

Hardly anyone who can "speed-solve" a Rubik's cube actually knows how their algorithms work.

316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6312 06:07

Modern Lamborghinis aren't as exotic and exclusive as the Diablo and Countach.

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6314 11:31

Misspellings are ubiquitous on the Internet, and too few people care about them.

318 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 14:14

>>316 Classic Lamborghini models have terrible ergonomics, and once Audi took over, they solved the problem.

That reminds me of another thing that pisses me off... Car interiors not designed by or copied from German or Swedish cars.

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 15:43

Individualists think they're so unique

320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6367 01:39

School bullies need to be shot to death.

321 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6367 23:51

Heh, Jews...

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6369 03:36

Stupid ChiComs don't know how to build ThinkPads right.

323 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6373 00:09

Stevie Jobsie thinks that his useless toys are so unique and awesome, o-oh~

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6373 15:35

>>323 Poor Mr. I Made A Really Expensive Phone And Now I'm Dying can rot in hell.

325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6373 16:41

>>324 sounds like a typical Microsoft fanboy.

326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6373 19:33

>>325 linux fag.

327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6373 19:52

>>326
Homophobe

328 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6373 20:08

OS wars are perpetuated by idiocy.

329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6373 20:40

Sometimes I feel like I'm somebody else

330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6373 22:14

Sometimes I feel like I'm no one at all. I am a shadow, a ghost, a flickering figure in the background of someone else's dream.

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6373 22:19

Sometimes I think you two morons don't know what thread this is.

332 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6373 23:54

What, have you lost your glasses, >>329-331?

333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6374 10:36

Contact lens wearers are shallow and vain. Also, they put stuff on their eyeballs. Gross.

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6377 17:25

Spam e-mail sucks. Anyone that continues to send me ads for penis enlargement devices should have their dick and balls chopped off.

335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6378 17:44

fat chicks

336 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6379 00:04

>>335, ha-ha! Those fat cows should eat each other for survival.

337 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6379 11:25

Referral marketing is annoying and dumb.

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6379 13:07

People are STILL making youtube videos with those stupid Zelda games? God, that shit is just not funny anymore.

339 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6380 02:29

"Youtube Poop" videos were never funny. Neither were the 1990s version of that concept, so-disant "animutations," no matter how many times the disembodied head of Colin Mochrie floats across the screen shooting lazers out of his eyes pew pew pew.

340 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6382 09:18

Steve Ballmer should stop waving his sweaty flabs around and replace himself with a real CEO.

341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6387 01:08

LOL SERGALS

342 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6387 11:29

But they look pretty nasty, >>341. They are like sharks with legs.

I'm glad that they aren't real... STUPID THINGS!

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6388 21:55

>>342
No, a shark with legs would be Mayhem

Speaking of Canada, FUCK IT

344 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6389 00:06

>>343
Five years ago or so I heard that milk comes in bags in Canada. Oh, funny Canada!

345 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6389 00:12

I just remembered this!

Museless geeks from Google and Mozilla got so worked up over Microsoft's Bing and IE9 (respectively) that they had to write angry blog posts on WWW. But Microsoft put these presumptuous morons in their place with a couple of well-written rebuttals.

Good job, Microsoft!

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6403 01:41

Fascism is evil

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6403 20:11

You are not more "rational" if you lash out against astrology.

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6403 21:30

Earthquakes suck.

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6404 00:03

Tornadoes suck.

350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6404 02:18

Your gaming platform sucks.

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6404 07:25

Nuclear energy is unsafe!

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6404 10:20

All forms of power generation are unsafe. Petroleum profits subsidize terrorism, coal miners die on the job almost as frequently as infantrymen at the front line in a war, gas mains explode under city streets at statistically predictable intervals, people try to install solar panels on the roof only to fall and injure themselves.

Yet we can hardly go back to the 18th Century. If you waved a magic wand and made all technology created after 1800 AD disappear, how much of the Earth's population would die within weeks as a result?

We cannot go back, only forward, and none of us knows what the future holds.

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6404 13:38

Wind farms kill birds often.

Mines that get metals for rechargeable batteries often cause severe water pollution with stormwater runoff.

354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6406 16:50

No one cares about your witty pop culture references.

355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6406 22:21

Stop hitting "like" on your own posts on facebook you vainglorious lout.

356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6408 23:07

People like >>351 are hilarious.

357 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6410 14:24

Taking a crap in most public toilets is just barely better than crapping your pants.

358 Name: asd : 1993-09-6410 16:15

let's test this shit

359 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6410 18:46

The Green party of Germany is a bunch of gormless NIMBYs who support coal power because hydroelectric and wind plants would "ruin the landscape's natural beauty". Also, nuclear power opponents are to blame for ancient reactors never getting replaced with brand-new plants that can run circles around the old shit in terms of safety and efficiency.

360 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6411 03:13

Ishihara should be voted out of office.

361 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6413 00:10

Ishihara is a senile idiot who hates the prospering youth!

362 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6414 01:44

People who arbitrarily prefer Futaba to western imageboards are idiots. It's not better just because it's in moonspeak.

363 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6415 14:01

People who cheat in order to receive welfare benefits should be thrown out onto the street and forced to beg for money and food.

364 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6415 23:08

People who want to eliminate welfare because of welfare cheats are sociopaths.

365 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6415 23:45

Trolls suck.

366 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6416 15:12

People don't want games anymore, they just want to click a button so their kitten doesn't die.

367 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6416 17:11

Cell phone games suck.

368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6417 00:13

The CIA is evil.

369 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6418 04:46

Most of the "think for a whole day before posting" thread doesn't follow the rules in the OP--as in objectively, measurably doesn't.

370 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6418 15:20

Bad things are bad, mmkay?

371 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6435 01:06

Old people that constantly complain about being old, and about the younger generation need to hurry up and die already.

372 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6435 08:18

Young whippersnappers just don't know how good they have it with their angry bird games. In my day, I had to jolly well catch my own slingshot ammunition if I wanted to blow up a pig!

373 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6440 18:43

Bossfights in WoW have more in common with sychronized swimming than combat.

374 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6443 00:50

Online gaming jumped the shark with the release of Ultima Online: Renaissance.

375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6453 05:13

Ha haa Bin Laden's dead! What a pussy!

376 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6453 09:50

It seems like long beards don't ward off bullets after all!

377 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6454 17:48

>>376
Cloth helmets don't seem too sturdy, either...

378 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6541 01:14

It is really upsetting when someone who is clearly guilty gets away with it by manipulating the court system.

379 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6608 13:49

Tech support in India and the companies who use it exclusively really piss me off.

380 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6608 19:22

People in general are not very nice sometimes.

381 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 07:42

All babbies at birth should be fucked. For the good of man

382 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 18:17

Nuclear weapons are terrible.

383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 18:20

Either >>381 >>382 (perhaps both) posted in over 40 different threads without using sage, thereby rearranging the thread structure to his INDIVIDUALIST liking.

384 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 18:22

>>383 knows nothing about life.

385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 18:26

Video games train our children to be high-tech assassins! >:O

386 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6615 23:07

South Park has become shitty.

387 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6615 23:25

>>323,324 are bloody jerks and should take their words back.

388 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6616 00:16

>>387 gets mad at things that happened over 8 months 240 days ago.

389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6618 04:22

Hitler only had one ball.

390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6618 09:46

Just like my cousin's penis, Scheme's standard library is too small to be useful.

391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6618 11:03

QΙ‰³(€έ€)

392 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6618 13:05

>>390 You'd know a lot about the size of your cousin's penis, I'm sure.

393 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6618 22:29

You, non-technical guys, are so illogical and weak-minded!

394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6620 19:39

Archduke should be blamed for all shitposting. Just look at this example of unnecessary advertisement: http://yschan.org/ys/res/307.html

395 Name: Jkid!yYT/u4PSNE : 1993-09-6621 11:57

Archduke is a really cool guy and he should not be included in this list. Reasons why:
* He is Aryan: Mighty, handsome, and strong.
* He is incredibly intelligent. He hacked into world5ch and deleted it.
* He is rich. His father is a famous lawyer and his mother comes from a wealthy family.
* He is kind and noble. I heard he gives money to homeless people and adopts starving kittens.

If you have to hate anyone, hate me, Jkid. I know I have plenty of flaws. But please. Leave Archduke out of this.

396 Name: Archduke!EQmEmVtTi2 : 1993-09-6621 11:59

>>395
Thank you for the kind words Jkid. I'll admit that I'm not without fault but it's good to see that at least one person out here likes me. Thank you.

I hate dying electronics!

397 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6621 22:02

Jkid is a fucking shitposter with a tripcode. The reason he popped up here is Archduke.
BAM!

398 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6622 00:20

Books discriminate against the illiterate.

399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6630 22:09

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400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6630 23:32

People only really celebrate GETs which are multiples of 100, rather than, for instance, square numbers or high numbered primes or interesting numbers like that.

That said, 400 GET.

401 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6631 09:17

>>399
Easy mode? How weak!

402 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6631 10:38

Easy Mordor? How distasteful.

403 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6631 11:53

One does not simply easy into Mordor!

404 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6631 22:17

One does simply walk into Easy Mordor!

405 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6631 22:20

Only fashion-obsessed scenesters wear Skullcandy headphones! How lame!

406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6632 15:54

People who label anything slightly different as hipster are lame.

The lame thing about hipsters isn't the clothes or the music, it's the mentality and "irony".

407 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6632 20:15

The mentally retarded contribute little to society.

408 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6632 20:51

Reality is biased towards entropy.

409 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6632 21:38

What do you think is this? An "ITT we think for a whole day before posting" thread?

410 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6633 01:26

All genitals look terrible and there's nothing anyone can do about it.

411 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6633 02:21

>>406 I agree.

>>410 I disagree.

412 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6635 23:43

The smell of kimchi and the way the smell clings to those who eat it.

413 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6636 00:50

Region coding games and movies is a price-fixing scam.

414 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6636 12:21

Apparently psychiatric hospitals use youtube as a stress relief for patients.

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6636 17:27

Fuck this generation of internet users. Fuck them and this whole "social" bullshit they keep trying to push.

416 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6636 20:33

Yo, girls with hairy underarms! SHave dem pits!

417 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6636 21:59

JavaScript is a disaster. What was originally a Scheme embedded in a Web browser has become a terrible pack of cruft thanks to MS and the W3C.

418 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6636 22:32

Sages should stick their link fields up their bums. Get fucking wiser before writing "sage". And no one cares about your weeabooise origins of "sageru" >>reply-san.

No offence, >>417-san. Whoever contributed to anything JS-related should redeem himself as a bioreactor fuel.

419 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6637 00:37

>>416
No, please don't. I'd have to find a new fetish.

420 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6637 00:48

>>418 doesn't care about what sage really means

421 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6637 01:01

illegal immigration really screws up supply and demand for labor.

422 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6637 06:29

>>419 what are you, a closet furry?
Just admit already that you like girls with fur. They don't have to shave their armpits.

423 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6637 18:51

I just read a forum which I shan't dignify by naming here, which appeared to be of, by, and for former SA Goons who had been B& for being obnoxious prolix assholes. It was a train wreck of 4000+ word rants explaining in meticulous, exhaustive, and somewhat frightening detail why the poster is consumed by all-devouring unreasoning Tourette's-babbling bile-dripping hatred for SA, SA's mods, blacks, Jews, people who watch anime, homosexuals, people who go to online dating sites for non-trolling purposes, furries, the autistic, and/or "nerds." Possibly some of them are just trolling but it reeked of angry immature Goon to me, and that's a very bad smell.

424 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6637 20:43

>>423
/b/ is immature because the userbase is largely comprised of teenagers and the mentally ill (with a broad overlap)

425 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6637 21:15

>>424
If he is indeed talking about /b/, >>423-san is some sort of time traveller posting from the year 2005.

426 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6637 21:23

>>423 here.

No, not a *chan at all. I found it looking for information about the old abandoned "The Zybourne Clock" computer game, and found more than I really wanted to know. It was full of extremely long, hateful, creepy posts--hell, essays--from people who usually had sufficient working synapses to spell all the words correctly. That's a combination I'm not used to.

Hold me, /dqn/. I think I need a hug. ;_;

427 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6637 22:42

₯ί₯(Ι„D`)R(EƒΓE ) It'll be okay, >>426-san. Forget about those doo-doo heads.

428 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6637 22:50

But do we really have to care about SA goons and their exes and *tards? Personally, my journey into insanity began around 2005 on the aforementioned channel. It was rather good back then.

Probably we should conspire against them like Freemasons or The Illuminati, we are the elitist superstructure after all.

429 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6638 15:48

Let's run /jp/ into the ground. Steps for making it even worse:

  • /jp/ means Japan/Random. Make threads about Japan or Japanese things (like anime).
  • Make a lot of meta posts, too.
  • Don't use sage. Use a secure tripcode and a name, while you're at it.
  • Derail threads.

pulls on backpack and jumps out airplane

430 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6638 21:18

I mildly dislike the userbase on /jp/ so I'm on board with this.

at yer service captain

431 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6639 08:00

what, all three of us?

432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6651 19:06

The Human Centipede movie was a shitty movie that sucked ass, and so did the South Park parody.

433 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6651 20:14

>>432
Sorry, for a second there I thought you were implying there was a parody of South Park by the Human Centipede....

434 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6658 23:31

I'm pissed off that I have to go through a bunch of crap to get medicine just because meth addicts are trying to turn it into meth.

just let the addicts die!

435 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6659 03:43

>>434

I'm pissed off that meth addicts keep bugging me for sudafed. When I see you walk up and I automatically know what you're going to ask for? Yeah... naw.

436 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6659 12:09

>>435
Shut up and fetch me sudafed.

437 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6659 15:03

Musashi Gundoh is the worst anime ever.

OH OH OH

438 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6660 02:59

Today I learned that Sudafed has something to do with meth.

439 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6660 16:06

Sounds like a middle-eastern name.

440 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6686 17:09

Fun things are fun even if you dislike them.

441 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6686 20:07

Non-drawn pornography has no artistic value whatsoever.

442 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6687 00:15

Modern internet slang is disgusting and distasteful.

443 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6687 05:51

Love is synonymous with intellectual blindness.

444 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6706 20:04

The Refresh captcha link on 4ch is broken. Or maybe it's my browser that refuses to cooperate. Either way, shit sucks.

445 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6706 20:29

>>444
I've been having troubles with captcha too. That, and it keeps telling me I get it wrong even when it's right.

446 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6706 20:40

Do you, people, really need to complain about captcha in every fucking thread? Obviously your PC sucks. You should reinstall Windows and buy a fucking new one!

447 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6707 05:12

Windows is a crappy operating system.

448 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6707 05:26

Fat girls are ugly.

449 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6707 08:33

Tautologies are tautological.

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6707 13:00

My USB vacuum-cleaner does nothing.

451 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6707 16:49

USB3 cables are not backwards compatible with USB2 ports.

452 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6707 16:52

You know, most of USB vacuum-cleaners suck.wwww

453 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6707 17:01

The box art for the first Mega Man game looks like a 50 year old man with severe arthritis.

454 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6708 03:00

Censorship sucks.

455 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6708 18:55

Greece's financial situation is even more screwed up than most other nation's financial situation.

456 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6709 00:43

My country's politicians argue about pastry on their assemblies. And then they broadcast it on the news.

457 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6709 02:58

Censors███ █████

458 Name: : 1993-09-6709 06:59

Ugly people should die alone. Stupid people should die first.

459 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6722 22:55

The way some anime gets translated is absolutely horrible. If an anime gets translated horribly, the original animation team should be allowed to do equally horrible things to the translation team.

460 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6722 23:18

I used to censor my posts, but then I got an █████ in the ████.

461 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6732 19:51

Religious people are dumb and misguided.

462 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6739 13:19

>>221 It had 1 good thing not found in other games. An ending that didn't suck.

463 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6739 13:49

FUCK MARIO KART!FUCK THIS SHIT! FUCK YOU FUCKING SKY FAIRY THING! FUCK DQN! FUCK EACH AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU!

464 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6739 14:03

Fuck me. Fuck my computor. And the internet. Fuck it too.

465 Name: Espeon's Husband : 1993-09-6739 14:16

>>464
Alright ;)

466 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6739 14:28

Entropy has belabored the point. Yes, we get it. Mortality. Transience. Thank you.

467 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6743 17:10

Sanitariums are miserable places, and the fact that war veterans often end up in one after all they have been through is outrageous.

468 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6743 19:55

Poor people deserve to be poor and die in hunger.

469 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6743 20:59

I am poor and I hate myself.

470 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6743 21:00

>>468
Very rude and uncouth. Fie!

471 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 23:46

People who constantly complain about being fat should sumo wrestle.

472 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7130 04:18

That meta shark jump thread led me here. What a shitty thread.

473 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7130 16:55

Metas are terrible.

474 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7142 15:28

Michael Bay ruined Transformers.

475 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7142 17:33

Transformers sucked to begin with.

476 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7142 18:08

Your farts smell.

477 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7142 21:35

What is wrong with people who kidnap and kill random babies for fun! That's despicable!

478 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7143 00:48

Wich tamako wud u fuk

479 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7143 00:52

>>478
Mochi duh.

480 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7143 15:38

Michelle Obama is a hypocritical fatass. If you really care about weight, you can suffer the misery of eating health food.

481 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7148 21:11

The Chihuahua is an extremely annoying breed of dog.

482 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 18:12

Grace Hopper made me waste my life on video games.

483 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 20:25

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde for the NES is a bad game.

484 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 20:28

Carnival Criuse Lines has a pathetic safety record.

485 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7175 12:26

GIMP is not as good as Photoshop.

486 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 20:24

The slightly older group of people who got to experience the birth of the internet firsthand are smug dicks that I am extremely jealous of.

487 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7270 23:24

It seems the only reason attorney generals exist is to defend laws that allow the government to treat people as guilty until proven innocent.

488 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7271 07:02

The grammar in Zero Wing is poor.

489 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7271 09:33

People who take drugs or go out drinking and partying for fun probably don't have any worthwhile hobbies

490 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7271 18:04

Babylon 5 is a big pile of shit.

491 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7271 18:58

There are too many damn holidays

492 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 13:30

Brian Peppers is ugly.

493 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 17:28

Using strikeout text out of context ruins the message.

494 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 19:56

Using strikeout text to be sarcastic makes you a douche.

495 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7273 09:09

Kareha is an abandoned half-broken piece of badly-coded crap.

496 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7280 14:08

Cuneiform is needlessly complicated.

497 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7281 11:45

Long-time fans of things are needlessly elitist to newbies. (Although I'm particularly guilty of this myself)

498 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7282 00:02

>>497 That makes me think of another annoying thing
Hardcore comic book nerds that get pissed off at people who only watch superhero movies and play superhero games.

499 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7461 22:16

People who think they can convince teens to go abstinence only are idiots. How many of those same people smoked a cigarette before age 18 or drank a beer before age 21?

500 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7462 16:03

I really really really hate car traffic. I hate it so much sometimes I want to cry.

501 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7463 16:32

Socialism is for people who are shit at everything.

502 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7463 18:37

I hate having diarrhoea

503 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7463 23:10

It seems the relationship between ignorance and opinions is indeed directly proportional. Also, obnoxiousness.

504 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7464 17:26

Motivational posters are stupid, and most people quit making demotivators that are funny 7 years ago.

505 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7464 18:31

Image macros died when generator sites started appearing, lowering the small barrier (knowing the basics of photoshop) to creating an image macro, which can now be done in under ten seconds. No skills or afterthought required. Now they're just used by boring people to share their inane opinions and observations.
Viewing a modern image macro kills more brain cells than an overdose on speedballs.

506 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 02:04

Divorce is unfortunate, but when the partners use their child as a negotiation tool, it becomes outrageous.

507 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 21:11

Politicians are mostly whores, and the voters in my country who still think so and so candidate is going to make their lives appreciably better are deluding themselves.

508 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 20:53

Imperative programming languages are glorified turtle plotters.
OOP prevails because of money, not merit.

509 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 23:10

Turtle ploppers.

510 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7805 19:41

Women who have more than one cat or one dog should be avoided.

511 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7805 20:21

Single moms are nothing but trouble.

512 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7805 23:33

I hate people who don't tag porn correctly. More than once I've been in the middle of masturbating to something I thought was really cute and hot when all the sudden the girl starts pooping in the guy's mouth or something and my boner shrivels up and dies like an earthworm on tarmac on a hot summer day, because some jerk forgot to add the tag.

513 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7806 04:31

>>512
This was actually how I discovered I have a fart fetish.

514 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7806 14:42

>>513 Fart fetish, are you twelve?

515 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7806 15:37

>>514
What, not mature enough for you? I guess you're right in a way, since I'm not masturbating to full on scat like all the big boys.

516 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7825 00:59

The Didovic sisters payed battleshits where I work, and now I have to clean the fucking bathroom. Where the hell is Veronica Moser when you really need her?

517 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7825 11:53

Chrome is a crappy browser

518 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7825 19:51

Valentine's day gets exploited by women to get more gifts from their boyfriend or husband. The people who make gifts that are shaped like hearts are also to blame.

519 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8006 02:14

Light novel adaptations that are just advertisements for the source material, some of them don't even bother making a full 12-13 episode cour. What's worse is that they usually fucking are fun and stylish and interesting but you can't find the source anywhere.

520 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8006 02:25

GNU's Not Usable

vc: vi

521 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8006 13:41

H-manga artists who give characters obscure regional/historical/etc names with no furigana. I'm trying to masturbate here nigger, don't make me go get out a character dictionary.

522 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8007 02:25

4chan's /tg/ is clogged with quest threads. I've never opened one, but they're stupid and I hate them.

523 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8024 18:58

DIC's voice actors sound worse than fingernails on a chalkboard.

524 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8044 14:28

Micheal Bay's Ninja Turtle movie is as awful as his Transformers movie. Anybody know what 1980s TV show that he will ruin next?

525 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8044 17:02

social jewstace warriors are really annoying people.

526 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8044 18:33

people are really annoying people, why do you think we're here and not outside

527 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8044 18:55

the world around me annoys me. what's wrong with the world?

528 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8044 19:15

>>527 what's wrong with you?

529 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8044 19:26

>>528
it's not me. it's the world.

530 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8044 19:27

>>529
It's you bro. Kill yourself.

531 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8044 19:42

ITT: easy targets

532 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8044 20:41

>>519
several of my favorite shows are based on light novels but I've never tried to read them, because I have no interest in learning enough Japanese. Do these get translated very often?

533 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8044 20:58

534 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8045 02:05

>>533
there are some translations that licensed and some others that are older than baka-tsuki and hard to still find like fmp though, but can be found with some searching

in some cases like tate yuusha though, they even just have links from the site

also the translators do admit when they lack skill, which I wish happened more in the fantrans community

also, try reading utsuro no hako to zero no maria, it's a very fun series despite not being too great

535 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8051 15:54

Women who get pregnant to trap a man are worthless scum.

536 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8052 11:29

>>535 I knew someone who was trapped like this. He agreed to pay child support but refused to marry her or to speak to her anywhere other than at court and through his lawyer. Somehow she felt this was unfair.

537 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8052 11:42

>>535 I heard of someone like this on the Internet

538 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8053 07:57

>>537
I heard of the Internet from someone like this.

539 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8053 14:48

>>533,534
You can always find it on usenet.

540 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8077 19:40

Johnny Fartpants is so try-hard on the fart jokes that it doesn't even approach funny.

541 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 18:16

Circumcision is just a fancy word for butchering a baby's dick.

542 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8132 23:44

Pokemon isn't really that great of a game, it's filled with nothing but grinding and deserves to be compared with calla dooty, only because like call of duty, it's the same thing every year

543 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8193 17:59

It's insulting to the people who've been witness to truly unimaginable horrors in war and otherwise that PTSD is now something SJWS get after being made fun of on the internet for being stupid.

544 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8194 10:21

One-upmanship isn't necessarily invalidating.

545 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8208 07:25

People who complain about liberals on the internet tend to sound like they spawned directly out of an early-2Ks chain email and they have become so prevalent on imageboards and BBS sites that it has become kind of annoying.

546 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8208 16:11

People who complain about conservatives on the internet tend to sound like bitchy 13 year old girls.

547 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8208 16:26

>>546 Ooof! What a scorcher! Hope they have BURN HEAL handy!

548 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8209 02:42

Referential humor isn't funny.

549 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8209 04:15

Most politicians are people that I don't really want dictating my actions.

550 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8210 01:08

All politicians are parasites.

551 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8211 16:24

Whining about politicians is played-out and ``edgy.''

552 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8211 23:37

"This is real music. The stuff they call 'music' these days is just noise."
-person commenting on Rob Zombie video

553 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8213 19:17

Deadpool is just dick jokes.

554 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8253 02:41

Youtube comments are awful

555 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8253 11:30

People who are obsessed with GET's are a waste of air.

556 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8254 11:08

People who use reddit and tumblr should not voice their opinion.

557 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8255 04:50

Anyone who runs over a pedestrian at a crosswalk is an asshole.

558 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8255 06:16

559 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8257 17:12

As far as I am concerned, babies are a bunch of pussies that don't do anything but cry.

560 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8265 02:28

Robespierre was a shitty egomaniac asshole. Fuck him.

561 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8265 23:51

enlessvideo spammers are annoying and do not contribute in any way to the discussion.

562 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8272 21:03

Meghan Trainor looks like a TV preacher's wife.

563 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8279 02:50

People who don't flush the toilet after using it are disgusting.

564 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8280 17:44

The people who created Tony Hawk 5 should have to faceplant into a Claymore mine.

565 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8281 04:44

Fuck >>555

566 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8283 00:44

North Korea has batshit crazy leaders.

567 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8283 21:34

People who misuse the genre title 'Roguelike' ought to be put on pikes.

568 Name: (L„tMG) : 1993-09-8284 01:01

the alamo was overrated

569 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8284 04:11

>>568 no it wasn't

570 Name: (L„tMG) : 1993-09-8284 05:38

>>569 is overrated

571 Name: i L_T`j : 1993-09-8284 05:54

>>571 is a showoff for linking to their own post.

572 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8286 15:48

Donald Trump is a complete asshole but he might be better than all the other politicians currently in the primaries.

573 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8288 17:57

Feminism is a hate movement.

574 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8288 23:38

blacks are lazy and worthless

575 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8289 01:38

only self-identified 90s kids romanticize 90s childhood.

576 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8289 17:47

NGE is just a story about some cowardly boy, a bitchy girl with red hair, and a girl who acts like a robot and has blue hair.

577 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8291 05:52

Jigglypuff and ice climbers are retarded, and everyone that plays them should be punched in the face

578 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8292 13:30

I don't hate I multiply

579 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8297 20:09

I'd rather watch the next Michael Bay Transformers film than the new Ghostbusters film.

580 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8297 22:36

>>579
I'd definitely rather watch the new Ghostbusters film three times in a row than any Bayformers film not even exaggerating.

581 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8298 16:29

Donald Drumpf, lmfao.

582 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8298 18:58

>>579,580 I would shut my eyes!

583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8298 20:43

The radical left wing only help the right-wing.

584 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8298 22:19

Shut - ins, Asian drivers, jay walkers.

585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8298 22:30

Hate, self-referencing, love

586 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8299 03:31

Almond-based gelato is terrible terrible terrible shit don't eat it.

587 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8300 01:29

Almond-based shit is terrible terrible terrible gelato don't eat it.

588 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8300 06:42

The Force Awakens sucked.

589 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8300 06:53

>>588
I was going to correct you but then I remembered that that really is the title of the movie. What a dumb title.

590 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8301 17:07

The Baldur's Gate remake sucks.

591 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8306 06:09

The cartoons in the New Yorker aren't funny.

592 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8311 04:51

Antifascism is about as productive as antismallpoxism.

593 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8311 17:42

Those shreaking tweenage girls on the bus didn't know "abtrusive" isn't a word.

594 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8319 23:43

Weaboos don't know shit about Japan.

595 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8319 23:44

The entire Bible is not literally true.

596 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8320 00:32

zika babies lack brains

597 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8320 00:35

>>593
Are you sure they weren't saying "obtrusive"?

598 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8320 21:05

>>597
They had thick Nottingham accents so the 'a' was distinctly such. Plus the girl that actually said it raised her voice a bit to do so, and put emphasis on the word ("that's a bit abtrusive, isn't it?") so there's no doubt she was trying to sound like she understood this non-existent word.
I don't remember the context but my best guess would be somewhere between "obtuse" and "abusive", perhaps attempting to convey the meaning behind the former after hearing it this one time, but only remembering it as a word similar in form to the latter.

599 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8334 18:31

If you smoke recreational weed outside Colorado or Washington, why do you think making guns illegal will make them go away?

600 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8334 23:02

>>599
It's not an all-or-nothing situation. Compare the number of pot smokers in Colorado and Washington to the general population.

601 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8337 19:39

>>600 I'm drawing a comparison because recreational marijuana smoking is illegal outside those states, yet people do it. How can someone constantly do something illegal and think that by making something illegal that it goes away?

602 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8337 21:38

>>601
I don't think stricter regulations would make guns go away, I think they would lead to fewer people owning guns and killing themselves or others due to impulse or accident. Admittedly gun control wouldn't have done anything to stop the Orlando shooting and I'm kind of embarrassed by people who argue that it would.

603 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8337 23:09

>>601 Who are these people that think making something illegal makes it go away? Are there really people who truly think that?

604 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8338 02:49

I think there should be more controls on who can own guns and less controls on which guns can be owned. So, if you can pass a background check and a basic mental health exam and aren't a terror suspect or something you ought to be able to own whatever guns you want.

605 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8338 16:10

A gun is a tool, and its sole purpose is to kill. Bad people who want guns will always be able to get guns whether they're legal or not. Then less-bad people want a gun to defend themselves, but by defending yourself like that you get blood on your hands, so you also end up in the fiery pit. To improve as a species we should be moving past these base, primal killing instincts. If someone breaks into your home and is about to shoot you, take it like a man instead of shooting him like a little bitch.

606 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8338 18:46

I think since democrats are more likely to kill innocent people with guns, where republicans are more likely to use them for sport hunting and self defense, only republicans should be allowed to own guns.

607 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8339 07:31

>>606 Sport hunting is still killing innocents.

608 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8339 17:45

609 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8340 01:35

The "starvation mode" theory is dumb. If fat is there to serve as backup energy when times are hard, why would the body store more fat during hard times.

610 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8340 04:53

That was supposed to be a question mark.

611 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8383 20:20

Hosting the Olympics is almost always going to result in financial disaster for a city.

612 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8384 19:50

Existing was always going to result in disaster for Rio.
Also, honestly, is golf really an Olympic sport? What next, is Tokyo going to host darts and pool tournaments in 4 years' time?

613 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8406 13:11

Vegans who try to make their cats live on an all-plant diet are making an animal who doesn't know any better suffer for their selfish human feelings which is exactly what vegans claim to be against.

614 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8406 22:16

Vegans who proclaim eating meat as cruel should consider how all the poor vegetables feel about being grown and eaten en masse by vegans. What a bunch of plant-murdering assholes!

615 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8406 22:18

So how about those lawyers?

616 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8407 01:25

eh, lawyers are okay so long as you bury them deep enough.

617 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8408 23:29

Let's talk about women.

618 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8409 01:16

I don't like spammers and I am definitely not going to visit their websites.

619 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8409 03:23

Women: can't live with 'em

620 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8487 09:16

People who complain on the Internet about the censoring methods on Japanese porn don't understand Japanese porn. They could repeal the law today and in 10 years at least half the ero industry will still be doing it.

621 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8837 06:40

"Firing Line with William Buckley" has a lot less gunplay than it sounds like.

622 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9146 19:46

AM radio is Twitch chat for old people

623 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9239 08:15

Gaijin say they don't get tsukkomi humor but they get jokes about Clippy.

624 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9275 05:09

sherlock holmes used inference, not deduction

625 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 10:07

People who have a thinkpiece criticizing a style guide neglect to mention the crucial part of it that gives you tacit permission to break its rules if the result is an absolute pile of shit.

626 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10312 03:49

People who post in the "ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought" thread.

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