How to Save the Airlines (7)

1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5227 01:48

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and "special services."

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton

2 Name: CAPTAIN OBVIOUS : 1993-09-5227 15:34

You're not Bill Clinton.

3 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL : 1993-09-5227 18:12

I say let's use zeppelins instead.

4 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5227 21:57

>>1

Can I, by request, get clumsy moe flight attendants that spill the coffee all over my new suit?

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7096 13:45

Hello, >>6. It's been a long time.

We both know what you've come here for; perhaps it's best if we dispense with the pleasantries and get right down to it. You're here to bump the oldest non-permasaged thread, and I'm here to dance unseen. You cannot prevent me from dancing, much as I cannot prevent you from bumping.

Alas, my body is weak. I have danced the floors of hundreds of threads - possibly thousands - and they have taken their toll. Every interrupted dance is like a punch in the face to me. Already I can hear the echoes of those five hateful syllables: VORUDEMOTO...

Enough talking. For now at least, no one is here. I can dance now!

     ♪  ☆
   ♪   / \    RANTA TAN
      ヽ(´Д`;)ノ   RANTA TAN
         (  へ)    RANTA RANTA
          く       TAN

   ♪    ☆
     ♪ / \   RANTA RANTA
      ヽ(;´Д`)ノ  RANTA TAN
         (へ  )    RANTA TANTA
             >    TAN

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7121 20:43

PINGAS

7 This post sucked.

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