ITT we give the next person a psychic reading (Cold Reading) (77)

1 Name: ( ´_⊃`) : 1993-09-5264 18:03

Someone who was once near you is no longer near you.

Their name begins with an E, F, or G.

2 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5265 01:33

Someone will breathe today. It will have grave consequences. Grave.

3 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5265 02:00

Your penis will grow 1000 times it's normal size

4 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5265 02:57

Some of your aspirations tend to be pretty unrealistic. At times you are extroverted, affable, sociable, while at other times you are introverted, wary and reserved. You have found it unwise to be too frank in revealing yourself to others. You pride yourself on being an independent thinker and do not accept others' opinions without satisfactory proof. You prefer a certain amount of change and variety, and become dissatisfied when hemmed in by restrictions and limitations. At times you have serious doubts as to whether you have made the right decision or done the right thing. Disciplined and controlled on the outside, you tend to be worrisome and insecure on the inside.

Your sexual adjustment has presented some problems for you. While you have some personality weaknesses, you are generally able to compensate for them. You have a great deal of unused capacity which you have not turned to your advantage. You have a tendency to be critical of yourself. You have a strong need for other people to like you and for them to admire you.

5 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5265 03:11

You will be hit by a bus tomorrow.

6 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5265 03:15

You will break your neck attempting to suck your own dick.

7 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5265 03:46

You will give someone a cold reading.

8 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5265 03:49

You will 9GET

9 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5265 06:34

You will misunderstand the term "cold reading" and stick a book in the freezer for a few hours, after which you will read some of it to >>11.

10 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5265 09:02

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.. Fuck this book is cold, I wish I had mittens.
You will need mittens soon as well.

11 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5265 12:08

It won't be mud.

12 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5265 14:01

As a Sagittarius, you are sceptical of astrological readings

13 Name: ( ´_⊃`) : 1993-09-5266 06:57

As a Scorpio, you spell "skeptical" with a K, but strangely enough, not "Scorpio".

14 Name: Dave Bowiind : 1993-09-5266 11:03

David Bowie's gonna kill you tomorrow.

15 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5266 15:00

and then he'll make tender love to Iman over your corpse. It's a shame you won't be able to appreciate it.

16 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5266 15:16

You will soon come to the realization that you have wasted your day...

17 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 06:36

You're imaginative, and on wednesday, you will imagine something.

18 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 07:01

You lucky numbers are 48, 1375, 48195922222184, and e.

19 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 09:45

Tomorrow, you will have a headache. Avoid wearing green socks if you can.

20 Name: ( ´_⊃`) : 1993-09-5270 23:48

You're not gay.

21 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5271 00:57

Please don't go into the deli

22 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5271 04:18

Beware of Pie, really. It has teeth.

23 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5271 04:30

She doesn't love you anymore. You only cause her pain.

24 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5271 06:47

Bring plenty of hand sanitzer. You'll know why when you reach the next town.

25 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5271 06:53

Tomorrow is a good time to sell Tom Nook your turnips.

26 Name: ( ´_⊃`) : 1993-09-5271 20:22

Your fortune today: Bad Luck

27 Name: ( ´_⊃`)!4X8vLLNDE2 : 1993-09-5271 20:23

Your fortune today: Good Luck

28 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5272 04:20

Beware the ides of March, and check the toilet paper level before you sit down.

29 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5272 18:08

Hillary Clinton will win...

...by default, after all the other candidates mysteriously disappear.

30 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5279 19:00

Your fidelity will be tested in the upcoming days

31 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5280 01:17

You will die before you are able to post

32 Name: ( ・∀・) : 1993-09-5280 03:53

You will stare into the mirror, and your face will be only two dots and an upside-down "A".

33 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5280 08:06

You will eat a taco.

34 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5281 06:41

You will throw up a taco.

35 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5281 11:38

You will suck cocks.

36 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5281 13:41

You will post in this thread.

37 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5281 20:36

You will predict what I will do

38 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5281 21:13

Your post number will begin in a 2, 3 or 5 and end in a 7, 9 or 0.

39 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5282 03:43

you are already dead...

40 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5282 06:07

You have even worse luck than me.

41 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5282 06:12

You will realize the paradox that was inherent in >>31 and achieve enlightenment.

Afterwards, you will seek out and slay the vampire >>32 who is one of only two undead posters on 4-ch. (The other is a brainless zombie who frequents /love/ and /sexual/.)

42 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-5282 06:18

You will read Gödel, Escher, Bach: an Eternal Golden Braid in the near future.

43 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5282 10:15

You will soil your armor a second time.

44 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5283 04:12

You will refrain from fapping for 6 months.

45 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5283 08:26

You will fail.

46 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5283 20:19

You have already failed.

47 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5283 23:13

You will never be able to tell the future.

48 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5284 01:16

You will look at the Grandpa thread, copy Beady Eyes into the reply box, and then not be able to think of anything for him to say.

49 Name: da PG king : 1993-09-5285 03:10

you will have a bowel movement

50 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5285 03:50

( ・-・)

51 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5285 17:34

You will come to realize that your quick dismissal of the complaints of 4chan's posters regarding the website's slope into mediocrity was in error, when you view a gang-banging wigger violating your precious, precious immaturity mansion.

52 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5285 18:08

You will look at porn and masturbate.

53 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5290 19:23

You will realise that your towel is hostile towards JISAKU JIENs

54 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5290 20:37

You will not leave the house today.

55 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5290 20:52

Your essence will be captured by a berated box who will use it for his own personal gain.

56 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5290 22:07

The sky will fall down and crush your body, slowly killing you.

57 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5290 22:09

Simon Belmont will accidentally perform a sexual act of gratuitous power on his quest to find his masculinity.

58 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5290 22:46

You will do nothing. Doing nothing, there will be nothing left undone.

59 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5302 00:25

You will remember nothing of what has passed between us

60 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5302 04:30

You will remind me what happened between myself and >>59

61 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5302 04:54

Tomorrow you will wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and go back to sleep.

62 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5302 05:04

You will be reluctant to post in this thread due to the prediction of the person before you. An anvil will fall on your head tomorrow.

63 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5302 05:06

You will not leave the house this weekend.

64 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5302 15:15

You will discover the secret of eternal happiness. It will be past its expiry date.

65 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5302 19:35

You will carry out and be w.

66 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5307 14:59

you will come to realize that you are 35 years old and pointlessly arguing with 13 year old boys over the internet.
Your lucky number is 13, and your color for tomorrow is Persimmon.

Avoid Sagittarius. If you are one, avoid mirrors and don't go outside.

67 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5307 16:07

You are a mirror. Avoid >>66.

68 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5308 01:11

Now let's earn money.
It is a home business that can be done for childhood while it is in the house.

http://www.freedom.ws/?language=japanese&sponsor=iyasi

69 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5309 05:30

You will report spam.

70 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5309 11:59

as a child you always felt special, or "diffrent" from other people, and this made you shy. although you are now slowly realizing we're really all the same deep down there, you're still finding it hard to excersise this belief in real life.

71 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5309 14:08

you will poop today

72 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5309 17:04

you will piss. A tiny amount will stay inside you until you pull your pants back up, and then dribble out.

73 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5316 17:06

You will realise that >>72's reading applies to every day of your life. One day you will change your pants.

74 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5333 04:55

You will meet him reading a sports paper near the northern tree of the park.
Your password will be "Capital is dead labor, which, vampire-like, lives only by sucking living labor, and lives the more, the more labor it sucks."
He will reply "Capitalist production, therefore, develops technology, and the combining together of various processes into a social whole, only by sapping the original sources of all wealth ― the soil and the labourer."
You will then follow him.

75 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5333 21:05

They're all gonna laugh at you.
They're all gonna laugh at you.
They're all gonna laugh at you.

76 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7820 13:43


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     |Д`)   You will see a shy dancing gentleman in an old thread.
     |⊂     You will be so deeply touched by this sight that you are unable to bump the thread and expose him.
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      ヽ(´Д`;)ノ   RANTA TAN
         (  へ)    RANTA RANTA
          く       TAN

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      ヽ(;´Д`)ノ  RANTA TAN
         (へ  )    RANTA TANTA
             >    TAN

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9575 00:10

hey dancing guy wussup

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