[Part XII] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [Legendary] - The Elitist Superstructure of DQN @ 4-ch

[Part XII] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

[Part XII] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [Legendary] (118)

1 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5324 07:02 [No]

( ´ω`) It dawned on me kids, I'm getting old, this might be my last thread so make the most of it kiddos.

2 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5324 11:05 [No]

( ・ω・) Hello, Grandpa. My name is Clonepa.

3 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5324 11:23 [No]

( ・-・) I SAW YOU DIE!!

4 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5324 12:13 [No]

（・∀・）Goshdarn you Beady, can't you do anything right?

5 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5324 18:42 [No]

<丶｀∀´> This thread is now dedicated to the Rape of Nanking.

6 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5324 19:49 [No]

<丶｀∀´> Nanking was Corean city wiped by Japan, nida.

7 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5325 08:40 [No]

( ´ω`) Are you over 50 and no longer working full time?

8 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5325 18:11 [No]

<丶｀∀´> What are you implying, Zipangpa?

9 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5326 17:22 [No]

( ﾟヮ・) WATASHI WA KIRA DESS!

10 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5326 21:46 [No]

（・∀・）Uote... Konn Ichi haa Kira Sama.

11 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5327 20:48 [No]

（・∀・） Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?

12 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5327 21:43 [No]

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!　 !　人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ）
i 　乂-‐　－! i　
＼ヽ .ゞ　- ﾉノ　Pay no heed to Asuka's wailing.
　　｀｀フ　i´
　　 / ＼ﾉゝ
　　/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==　　　REI'S BROTHEL　　　　==
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13 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5331 22:32 [No]

（・∀・） Really, Grandpa, why can't c=-2?

14 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5338 05:32 [No]

( ´ω`) You might as well ask "Why is the sky?"

( ´ω`) Dumbass.

15 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5338 12:51 [No]

( ・-・) Yeah, Junior, you need some smartie pills to counteracterize that dumbassness.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5339 22:00 [No]

(・∀・) Hi, Grandpa. Who's the fat kid in >>13?

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5340 00:02 [No]

( ´ω`) That would be you, Hamboy.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5340 00:49 [No]

(・∀・) Rei's Brothel? Does that mean I can get some broth? Chicken broth in a cup please!

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5340 01:14 [No]

( ´ω`) I wouldn't drink anything that came from that place, if I were you.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5340 20:24 [No]

(・∀・) wity insult
( ´ω`) witty retordt

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5340 20:38 [No]

(・∀・) stupid question
( ´ω`) snappy answer

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5340 21:58 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, I'm hungry, but all I have is a mitten and that month old summer sausage you glued onto Clonepa a month ago.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5341 04:52 [No]

( ´ω`) I'm already tired of this thread.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5341 06:42 [No]

( ´ω`) Junior, go to Rei's, I hear they actually have some cat shit in stock.

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5341 06:57 [No]

(・∀・) But if you died then who's flabby skin would I play with!!

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5341 11:16 [No]

( ´ω`) yo' momma's.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5342 14:15 [No]

(・∀・) Mom's skin is still smooth and supple!

(・∀・) In fact, she's almost as young as I am...

(・∀・) .....something's amiss here...

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5342 16:26 [No]

(・∀・) Mmmmmmm, yes in deed. Smooth and supple.
(・∀・) ...
(・∀・) Would you excuse us for a minute?

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5342 17:12 [No]

( ´ω`) hmm, this thread is proceeding very slowly. can you kids think of anything to liven it up?

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5342 18:57 [No]

(・∀・) Watch more TV?

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5342 19:37 [No]

( ˃ ω˂)

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5342 19:38 [No]

( ´ω`) Well, that was fun.

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5342 19:47 [No]

( ˃ ω˂) = grandpa taking a shit
(˃∀˂) = junior taking a shit

( ˃ ω∀˂) FUSIONNN

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5343 01:55 [No]

( ´ω∀・) What?

35 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5343 02:05 [No]

( ´ω∀・) Don't put words in my mouth.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5343 02:13 [No]

( ´ω∀・) Grandpa, I've never felt so close to you.

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5343 03:12 [No]

( ´ω$#^∀・) HRNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGKKK

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5343 07:42 [No]

( ˃ ヮ˂) Hey why were you both going to the bathroom at the same time?

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5343 07:47 [No]

( ´ω`) Don't think you can just barge in here and start asking questions. Just because you're the new name in town doesn't mean you've earned my respect. You have to start from the bottom, just like all of the rest of these idiots.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5343 18:09 [No]

(・∀・)Grandpa, I didn't know you were in Zenryoku Usagi!
http://img392.imageshack.us/my.php?image=snapshot20080417130740ef1.jpg

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5343 18:11 [No]

( ´ω`) That's not me, that's Burl Ives.

( ´ω`) Dumbass.

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5343 18:57 [No]

( ・-・) I've totally earned Grandpa's respect. He's even stopped saying no when I offer some pills! He just gives me the look, that "anta baka" look you know.

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 03:39 [No]

　　　　　　(⌒)～ﾍ　　　　　
　　　　　リﾉﾉ从ﾘ　　　　　
　　　　　__ﾉ从//o) Die, you old fuck!　　　　　　
　　　○|＿_ 　kao) 　　　 ∧__∧　。 '
　　　　　　　〉　ｲ───⌒)゜ω)；・∴
　　　　　／　 , -───（つ日~と‐-.､
　　　／　／　　　　　(´　　　　　　　 )
　　 (＿／　　　　　　　[i＝=====＝i]

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 19:11 [No]

( ´ω`) I thought we weren't casting any new characters. Budget cuts and all.

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 19:30 [No]

(・∀・) You lost at the poker game again?

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 19:32 [No]

( ´ω`) Yeah.

( ´ω`) Speaking of, you're Mrs. Flapdoodle's slave now.

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 21:04 [No]

(・∀・) The old hag with the S&M shota fetish?

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 22:46 [No]

( ´ω`) No, no, that's Madam Holeflaffer. Flapdoodle's the one who runs the tire shop in Heater County.

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5345 21:09 [No]

(・∀・) Awwww. Do I have to? She smells like a medicine cabinet.

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5346 18:08 [No]

( ・-・) Don't diss her, she takes her pills.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5347 15:48 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, did you ever sell me into slavery before there was an internet?

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5347 18:31 [No]

( ´ω`) No, but you did make an excellent share cropper.

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5347 18:32 [No]

(・∀・) I cropped those shares mighty fine if I do say so myself.

(・∀・) And I do.

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5348 01:35 [No]

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　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　／＼　　　　＼（・-・；）≡ HAY GUISE! LOOK AT THIS!
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　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 ⊂（・-・；)⊃ LOOK! WATCH!
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／＼（・-・）　＼ ARE YOU WATCHING?! LOOK!
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55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5348 01:49 [No]

( ´ω`) Ignore him. Maybe he'll get bored and go away.

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 00:40 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, I feel as if a large section of my life was just torn asunder. What the fuck happened?

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 01:32 [No]

( ´ω`) I told you not to go to 4chan, damnit!

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 02:19 [No]

(・∀・) I'll never do it again, I swear!

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 19:08 [No]

(・∀・) But I'll say this, good thing my post about poopyhead disappeared.

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 19:12 [No]

　　　　　You think I forgot?
ｶﾞｯ　　　 ∧__∧　 ∩
　　　　　（　´ω`)彡☆
　　　　　　⊂彡☆))∀・) < ow sorry ow ow ow ow

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 19:19 [No]

( ・-・) You want me to call Child Services?

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 21:16 [No]

( ´ω`) Ask 'em if we're still on for Tuesday Night Poker.

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 22:38 [No]

(,,#ﾟДﾟ) Grbbrr.

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 02:02 [No]

( ´ω`) We used to read books, Junior. You know what a book is, don't you?

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 13:49 [No]

(,,#ﾟдﾟ) nomvobrbr strrrr.

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 15:29 [No]

( ´ω`) Very good.

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 16:58 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is there a zombie in here with us?

(・∀・) Is he going to eat us?

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 17:03 [No]

(,,#ﾟДﾟ) Performs eat on (・∀・).

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 17:04 [No]

( ´ω`) Welp.

( ´ω`) We're gonna need another Junior!

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 18:19 [No]

((,,#ﾟдﾟ) nomvobrbr poopyhead strrrr

ｶﾞｯ　　　 ∧__∧　 ∩
　　　　　（　´ω`)彡☆
　　　　　　⊂彡☆))ﾟДﾟ) < growr sowwy owr owr owr owr

(・∀・) Thanks for taking care of the zombie for me.

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 23:03 [No]

( ´ω`) That was dumb. I'm writing the last few posts off.

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 00:11 [No]

(・∀・) There you go again, bitching like the bitch you are. Bitch.

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 01:51 [No]

( ´ω`) Nigga please

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 05:19 [No]

( ´ω`) Have some cheese.

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 07:00 [No]

(・∀・) I just heard a hip new song on the Internet. Which reminds me, how do you Superman a hoe?

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 15:31 [No]

( ´ω`) Put on your glasses and act all weak and pathetic.

( ´ω`) All you really need to do is put on your glasses.

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 20:05 [No]

(●∀●) Grandpa, what was life like before Stevie Wonder?

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5368 04:40 [No]

( ●ω●) Junior, what was life like after Stevie Wonder?

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5368 05:17 [No]

(●∀●) Black artists stopped singing and now they just recite horrible city poetry over the mad beetz.

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5368 08:03 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa... when are my posts coming back? I need my postcount!

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5368 17:26 [No]

( ´ω`) zzzzzzzzzzzz

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5369 00:20 [No]

(・∀・) GRANDPA!!!

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5369 01:19 [No]

( ´ω`) whub,. waht?uhhh mr ed had peanut butter to talk and...an.....ZZZZZZZZZZ

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5369 01:25 [No]

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148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5369 14:26 [No]

　　Λ＿Λ　　＼＼ grrbrr
　 ((,,#ﾟдﾟ)　　　|　|　
　と　　　　）　　 |　|
　　Ｙ　/ノ　　　人
　　　 /　）　　 < 　>_Λ∩
　＿/し'　／／. Ｖ｀ω´）/
　（＿フ彡　　　　　　　/　ガツ

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5369 18:50 [No]

　　　　　You think I'd fall for that again?
　　　　 ∧__∧　 ∩
　　　　　（　´ω`)彡☆
　　　　　　⊂彡☆))∀・) < ow sorry ow ow ow ow

150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5369 22:46 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is the sky?

151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5369 23:09 [No]

( ´ω`) If it weren't, we wouldn't be able to

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5370 13:04 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is a chicken?

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5370 14:01 [No]

( ´ω`) Because your mommy and daddy didn't love each other.

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5370 17:39 [No]

(・∀・) Nobody loves my dad. You don't even love my dad.

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5370 17:49 [No]

(　･ิω･ิ) He sure loves my money.

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5370 19:49 [No]

( ´ω`) I brought you into this world. YOU OWE ME!!

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5370 21:02 [No]

(　･ิω･ิ) I owe my mom more. She carried me for nine months after your two second act.

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5372 17:20 [No]

( ´ω`) You never had a mom, ClonePrototypePa.

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5372 18:21 [No]

(　･ิω･ิ) As I said, she carried me for nine months after your two second act.

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5372 18:49 [No]

( ´ω`) Well, by "mom" you mean "vat" and by "nine months" you mean about six hours.

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5372 21:17 [No]

( ・-・) Yo momma so vat she do liquids by the barrel.

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5373 16:14 [No]

(・∀・) Oh no, Grandpa! Your friend Ted Kennedy is in the hospital! You should go visit him.

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5373 17:41 [No]

( ´ω`) Teddy Baby!

|彡

164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5373 19:10 [No]

( ・-・) Good, now watch me derail this thread.

( ・-・)

( ・-・) Etou...

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5373 19:29 [No]

( ´ω`) It was the wrong Ted. My friend Ted Kennedy is still tending bar right where he's supposed to be.

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5373 21:58 [No]

( ´ω`) And that was not an english word, >>164, why do you say it?

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5373 22:49 [No]

(・∀・) Ha ha ha ha Grandpa! You use a meme!

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 00:21 [No]

( ・-・) ...

( ・-・) I'm totally kopipeing that all over 4chan right now.

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 11:55 [No]

( ´ω`) When I was...

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 12:09 [No]

( ・-・) a young boy

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 12:10 [No]

(　･ิω･ิ) my father

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 13:24 [No]

(・∀・) worked at

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 13:43 [No]

( ・ω・) Grandpa, some guy with a weird eye wanted me to tell you "your thread will die soon and maybe you too". Did I do a good job?

174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 14:32 [No]

( ´ω`) Yes. Treat yourself to a suicide booth when you get back to the compound.

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 14:32 [No]

( ・ω・) Yay!

|彡

176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 16:52 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before Clonepa so rudely interrupted whatever it was we were doing?

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 17:36 [No]

( ´ω`) Too much 4chan faggotry.

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 21:02 [No]

(・∀・) But 4chan is, like, SUPER COOL!

(・∀・) mudkipz LOL!!! did u c wut i did ther!!??? ROFL!!!

(>∀<) XD

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5375 21:10 [No]

( ´ω`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( ´ω`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( ´ω`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( ´ω`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( ´ω`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( ´ω`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( ´ω`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( ´ω`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( ´ω`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( ´ω`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.

( ´ω`) I would know.

180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5375 22:51 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what kind of parents would name their kid "Pokemon Trainer"? Do his parents hate him?

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5375 23:52 [No]

( ´ω`) His parents want him to be the very best, the best there ever was. To catch them will be his real test, to train them shall be his cause.

182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 00:24 [No]

(・∀・) It shames me that you know that, Grandpa.

(・∀・) IT SHAMES ME!!

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 02:15 [No]

-=AND THEN BEADY EYES DIED=-

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 02:35 [No]

( ・-・) Nuh-uh.

185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 03:14 [No]

(・∀・) If the narrator says it, it must be true.

186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 03:46 [No]

( ・-・) I disagr-

( x-x)

187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 04:12 [No]

( ・-・)つ x x　　＜　Where'd these x's come from?

188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 04:13 [No]

(・∀・) Do you even bother to skim the scripts before you show up?

189 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 05:22 [No]

( ・-・) It's more fun to wing it.

190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 12:09 [No]

( ・-・) AND THEN THE NARRATOR DIED

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 14:29 [No]

-=YOU MAY THINK YOU HAVE WON=-

-=BUT I'LL GET THE LAST LAUGH YET!!!!=-

-=x x=-

192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 14:39 [No]

( 'A`) Who broke etherchan?

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 15:55 [No]

( ・-・) I claim credit for the epic derailing of etherchan, whatever that is.

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 15:56 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, are you even in this thread any more?

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 16:07 [No]

( ・-・) How's he gonna answer if he isn't, genius?

196 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 16:53 [No]

( ・-・) Grandpa's so dumb he thinks mitochondria are

( ´ω`) ( ・-・) ....

( ´ω`) ( ・-・) He's right behind me isn't he?

197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 19:03 [No]

( ´ω`)つ ( ・-・) He has an erection right now, doesn't he?

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 19:21 [No]

(・∀・) No, he's just trying to flush some wax from your ear.

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 23:47 [No]

　　　　　∩　　
　　　　　|∩∩　　　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　（　　,)∩　　＜　 200get!
　　　　　丿　ノ　　　　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　　　 O　　.つ
　　　　　し~

　　　彡

￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　|||　 scritt
　　　　　|||　　　　scrittttt
　　　　　∩　　.|||
　　　　　|∩∩ |||　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　（　・-)∩　　＜　God dammit.
　　　　　丿　ノ　　　　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　　　 O　　.つ〟
　　　　　し~

￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 23:47 [No]

(・∀・) Hey Grandpa! I brought you a 200get for Tuesday!

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 18:37 [No]

　　　　　　　　　　　　／⌒ヽ
　　　　　　　　　　　（ヽ´ω`）＜ Junior, I'm dying. Cough.
　　　　　　　　　　　　/　　ノ⌒⌒⌒`～､
　　　　　　　ε(￣⊂人　//⌒　ｷ　ﾉ　#ヽ）
　　　　　　　⊂ﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆニニニニニﾆ⊃

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 18:53 [No]

(・∀・) What, again?

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 20:37 [No]

　　　　　　　　　　　　／⌒ヽ
　　　　　　　　　　　（ヽ´ω`）＜ This time for sure!
　　　　　　　　　　　　/　　ノ⌒⌒⌒`～､
　　　　　　　ε(￣⊂人　//⌒　ｷ　ﾉ　#ヽ）
　　　　　　　⊂ﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆニニニニニﾆ⊃

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 20:51 [No]

(?-?) Take your slightly scorched pills.

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 21:41 [No]

　　　　　　　　　　　　／⌒ヽ
　　　　　　　　　　　（ヽ´ω`） -poot-
　　　　　　　　　　　　/　　ノ⌒⌒⌒`～､
　　　　　　　ε(￣⊂人　//⌒　ｷ　ﾉ　#ヽ）
　　　　　　　⊂ﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆニニニニニﾆ⊃

　　　　　　　　　　　　／⌒ヽ
　　　　　　　　　　　（ヽ´ω`）＜ Oh, it was just gas.
　　　　　　　　　　　　/　　ノ⌒⌒⌒`～､
　　　　　　　ε(￣⊂人　//⌒　ｷ　ﾉ　#ヽ）
　　　　　　　⊂ﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆニニニニニﾆ⊃

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 23:47 [No]

　　　　　　　　　　　　／⌒ヽ
　　　　　　　　　　　（ヽ´ω`）＜ Wait...
　　　　　　　　　　　　/　　ノ⌒⌒⌒`～､
　　　　　　　ε(￣⊂人　//⌒　ｷ　ﾉ　#ヽ）
　　　　　　　⊂ﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆニニニニニﾆ⊃

　　　　　　　　　　　　／⌒ヽ
　　　　　　　　　　　（ヽ´ω`）-squirt-
　　　　　　　　　　　　/　　ノ⌒⌒⌒`～､
　　　　　　　ε(￣⊂人　//⌒　ｷ　ﾉ　#ヽ）
　　　　　　　⊂ﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆニニニニニﾆ⊃

　　　　　　　　　　　　／⌒ヽ
　　　　　　　　　　　（ヽ´ω`）＜ Junior, get the bucket.
　　　　　　　　　　　　/　　ノ⌒⌒⌒`～､
　　　　　　　ε(￣⊂人　//⌒　ｷ　ﾉ　#ヽ）
　　　　　　　⊂ﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆニニニニニﾆ⊃

　　　　　　　　　　　　／⌒ヽ
　　　　　　　　　　　（ヽ´ω`）＜ MY BOWELS ARE BURNING.
　　　　　　　　　　　　/　　ノ⌒⌒⌒`～､
　　　　　　　ε(￣⊂人　//⌒　ｷ　ﾉ　#ヽ）
　　　　　　　⊂ﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆニニニニニﾆ⊃

207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5380 00:14 [No]

　　　　　　　　　　　　／⌒ヽ
　　　　　　　　　　　（ヽ´ω`）＜ Hey, I know how to fix this.
　　　　　　　　　　　　/　　ノ⌒⌒⌒`～､
　　　　　　　ε(￣⊂人　//⌒　ｷ　ﾉ　#ヽ）
　　　　　　　⊂ﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆニニニニニﾆ⊃

　　　　　　　　　　-voot-

　　　　　　　　　　　　∧_∧
　　　　　　　　　　　（・ω・）＜ Hi! My name is Clonepa, and I feel oddly dehydrated.
　　　　　　　　　　　　/　　ノ⌒⌒⌒`～､
　　　　　　　ε(￣⊂人　//⌒　ｷ　ﾉ　#ヽ）
　　　　　　　⊂ﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆニニニニニﾆ⊃

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5380 01:47 [No]

　　　　　　　　　　　　∧_∧
　　　　　　　　　　　（・ω・）＜ What am I sitting in?
　　　　　　　　　　　　/　　ノ⌒⌒⌒`～､
　　　　　　　ε(￣⊂人　//⌒　ｷ　ﾉ　#ヽ）
　　　　　　　⊂ﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆニニニニニﾆ⊃

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5380 01:54 [No]

　　　　　　　　　　　　∧_∧
　　　　　　　　　　　（ -ω-）＜ Oh
　　　　　　　　　　　　/　　ノ⌒⌒⌒`～､
　　　　　　　ε(￣⊂人　//⌒　ｷ　ﾉ　#ヽ）
　　　　　　　⊂ﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆニニニニニﾆ⊃

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 21:47 [No]

( ´ω`) You know, you don't have to just sit there and stew in it.

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 00:38 [No]

　　　　　　　　　　　　∧_∧
　　　　　　　　　　　（ -ω-）＜ Yeah, you're right.
　　　　　　　　　　　　/　　ノ⌒⌒⌒`～､
　　　　　　　ε(￣⊂人　//⌒　ｷ　ﾉ　#ヽ）
　　　　　　　⊂ﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆニニニニニﾆ⊃

　　　　　　　　　　　　∧_∧
　　　　　　　　　　　（ -ω-）＜ ............
　　　　　　　　　　　　/　　ノ⌒⌒⌒`～､
　　　　　　　ε(￣⊂人　//⌒　ｷ　ﾉ　#ヽ）
　　　　　　　⊂ﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆニニニニニﾆ⊃

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 00:39 [No]

( ´ω`)

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 01:45 [No]

(・∀・)

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 02:12 [No]

　　　　　　　　　　　　∧_∧
　　　　　　　　　　　（ -ω-）＜ Sigh.
　　　　　　　　　　　　/　　ノ⌒⌒⌒`～､
　　　　　　　ε(￣⊂人　//⌒　ｷ　ﾉ　#ヽ）
　　　　　　　⊂ﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆニニニニニﾆ⊃

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 02:26 [No]

　　　　　　　　　　　　∧_∧
　　　　　　　　　　　（・ω・）＜ I know!
　　　　　　　　　　　　/　　ノ⌒⌒⌒`～､
　　　　　　　ε(￣⊂人　//⌒　ｷ　ﾉ　#ヽ）
　　　　　　　⊂ﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆニニニニニﾆ⊃

　　　　　　　　　　　-voot-

　　　　　　　　　　　　∩_∩
　　　　　　　　　　　（・-・）＜ .... what the fuck just happened?
　　　　　　　　　　　　/　　ノ⌒⌒⌒`～､
　　　　　　　ε(￣⊂人　//⌒　ｷ　ﾉ　#ヽ）
　　　　　　　⊂ﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆニニニニニﾆ⊃

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 21:01 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was it like during the war?

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 21:49 [No]

( ´ω`) Well, umm... frankly, I can't remember junior.

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 22:13 [No]

(・∀・) Could you make something up then?

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 00:44 [No]

( ´ω`) Okay.

( ´ω`) I shot a bunch of commie nazis to death and the President kissed my ass in front of the whole world. The End.

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 00:45 [No]

(・∀・) You said ass!

221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 02:45 [No]

( ´ω`) If Nixon had kissed me anywhere else, I would have slugged him.

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 17:30 [No]

(・∀・) I hate your witty replies!

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 17:51 [No]

( ´ω`) Please rephrase that in the form of a question, Junior.

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 18:37 [No]

(・∀・) What was life like before you confused Nixon with Kissinger?

225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 21:36 [No]

( ´ω`) We all wore wide, red neckties back then, along with big red pointy hats with red veils waving gently in the breeze. This led to a few cases of death by stampede when the bulls got loose.

226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5384 02:22 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what's that smell? Is that you?

227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5384 04:14 [No]

　　　　　　　　　　　　∩_∩
　　　　　　　　　　　（・-・） ...
　　　　　　　　　　　　/　　ノ⌒⌒⌒`～､
　　　　　　　ε(￣⊂人　//⌒　ｷ　ﾉ　#ヽ）
　　　　　　　⊂ﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆニニニニニﾆ⊃

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5384 05:58 [No]

　　　　　　　　　　　　∩_∩
　　　　　　　　　　　（・-・） I guess Cramps' bed is a public urinal. pshhhh
　　　　　　　　　　　　/　　ノ⌒⌒⌒`～､
　　　　　　　ε(￣⊂人　//⌒　ｷ　ﾉ　#ヽ）
　　　　　　　⊂ﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆニニニニニﾆ⊃

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5384 06:10 [No]

( ´ω`) You little bastard.

230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5384 08:58 [No]

　　　　　　　　　　　　∩_∩
　　　　　　　　　　　（ ˃-˂）hhHRHRGHGGGGGHHHHHHH -BLAM SPLORT-
　　　　　　　　　　　　/　　ノ⌒⌒⌒`～､
　　　　　　　ε(￣⊂人　//⌒　ｷ　ﾉ　#ヽ）
　　　　　　　⊂ﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆニニニニニﾆ⊃

　　　　　　　　　　　　∩_∩
　　　　　　　　　　　（・-・） Gonna love THAT one.
　　　　　　　　　　　　/　　ノ⌒⌒⌒`～､
　　　　　　　ε(￣⊂人　//⌒　ｷ　ﾉ　#ヽ）
　　　　　　　⊂ﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆニニニニニﾆ⊃

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5384 15:10 [No]

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232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5384 15:13 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, why don't some idiots just go back to 4chan?

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5384 15:16 [No]

( ・-・) They keep sending me back here.

234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5384 15:17 [No]

( ´ω`) sorry son, that was me having a seizure.

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5384 16:19 [No]

(・∀・) You might want to talk to a doctor about that sometime.

236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5384 19:17 [No]

( ・-・) I have some anti-seizure pills. Guaranteed to stop you dead in your tracks.

237 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5384 19:29 [No]

(・∀・) Way to pick up your cue late.

(・∀・) Buncha fuckin' amateurs in this thread I tells ya

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5384 20:43 [No]

( ・-・) I got some pills to shut that mouth of yours.

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5384 21:44 [No]

( ・-・) Though I can also use my size 10 boot if you'd like.

240 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5384 23:10 [No]

( ・-・)
|￣￣|
|　　　|
|　　　|
|　　　￣￣ヽ
|　　　　　　　|　　　　　　(・∀・)
￣￣￣￣￣

241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 01:27 [No]

　　∩∩
　 |￣￣|
　（　　　） < Goddammit!
　 |　　　|
　 |　　　￣￣ヽ
　 |　　　　　　　|　　　　　　(・∀・) Ha ha ha ha ha
　￣￣￣￣￣

242 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 03:36 [No]

    (・ A ・)

. 　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 |~~~~~~~~~~|　
. 　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　＼_____ 　　　|
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 |　　　|
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 |　　　|
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 |______.|
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 ╵　╷　
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　╵　　　
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　(・-・ )
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　Ｕ¯Ｕ

243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 03:53 [No]

(・∀・) Mario, is that you?

244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 05:01 [No]

( ´ω`) It's a-me, Nonno!

245 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 16:42 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpario, after hearing about your adventures, I went into the sewers. They didn't transport me to a magical world where even the clouds and mountains have eyes.

(・∀・) All there was was shit and rats and sewer water.

(・∀・) I demand a refund!

246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 17:55 [No]

( ´ω`) here junior have some cough medicine

247 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 18:16 [No]

(・∀・) thanks

(・∀・) ......

(●∀●) WHOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWA!

248 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 18:43 [No]

( ・-・) Hey, those pills were meant for you Cramps!

249 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 18:48 [No]

(●∀●) I WANT TO ENJOY LIFE AND JUMP IN THE AIR!

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 18:49 [No]

( ・-・) Jump as in Van Halen or Pointer Sisters? Choose carefully.

251 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 18:56 [No]

(●∀●) MARIO DOES MUSHROOMS BY JUMPING ON THEM, RIGHT?

252 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 19:19 [No]

ｶﾞｯ　　　 ∧__∧　 Snap out of it!!
　　　　　（　´ω`)　　-popop-
　　　　　　⊂彡☆))∀・) 　　　　三● 三●　　(・-・ ) uh oh

253 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 19:28 [No]

ducks

( ・-・) 　　三● 三●　　（　・ω・)

254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 19:59 [No]

三● 三●)˃ω˃)

( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

255 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 20:12 [No]

三● 三●　　( ・-・) Hahahaha!

256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 20:47 [No]

ducks

( ・-・) 　　三● 三●　　（　・ω・)

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 22:18 [No]

　　　　　　　　　　-boing-
( ・-・) 　●三 ●三　　☆( ˃ω˂) oof!

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 22:19 [No]

ducks

（　・ω・) 　　三● 三●　　( ・-・)

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 22:21 [No]

-splortch-
( ●-●)　　　　　　(・ω・ ) Oh hey best friend! How's it going?

( ●-●) OH GOD THEY STING

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 22:21 [No]

curse you >>258!!!

261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 22:23 [No]

ducks

( ●-●) 　　三・三・　　（　・ω・)

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 22:23 [No]

( ・・ω・・) Hello, my name is FourEyesPa!

263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 22:49 [No]

(・∀・) Haha! Grandpa, may I wear your glasses?

264 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 23:03 [No]

( ´ω`) No.

265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 23:48 [No]

(・∀・) On a more serious note, Grandpa... is Hillary Clinton going to assassinate Barack Obama? Can't she just eat him alive if she wants to get rid of him?

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 00:00 [No]

　　　　　　　／⌒ヽ　　　　
　　　　　　/ （）（）　　Excuse me may I have my eyes back
　　　　　　|　ﾄｪｪｪｲ/　　　
　　　　　　| /｀ﾆﾆ´　　　　
　　　　　 //　| |　　　　　
　　　　　Ｕ　 .Ｕ　

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 00:30 [No]

( ´ω`) Go ask Alice when she's ten feet tall.

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 03:13 [No]

>>266 () () Here you go

Just put them into your eye holes

269 Name: 268 : 1993-09-5386 03:14 [No]

Looks like those eyes melted

(・) (・) Try these ones

They also double as tits

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 04:33 [No]

　　　　　　　／⌒ヽ　　　　
　　　　　　/ 　(・) (・) durrrr
　　　　　　|　ﾄｪｪｪｲ/　　　
　　　　　　| /｀ﾆﾆ´　　　　
　　　　　 //　| |　　　　　
　　　　　Ｕ　 .Ｕ　
　　　 Oppai!
　Oppai!　∩／⌒ヽ　　　　
　　　(　ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡)・) (・) durrrr
　　　　　⊂彡ｪｪｪｲ/　　　
　　　　　　| /｀ﾆﾆ´　　　　
　　　　　 //　| |　　　　　
　　　　　Ｕ　 .Ｕ　

271 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 04:42 [No]

　　　　　　　／⌒ヽ　　　　
　　　　　　/ (*・) (・) Excuse me, that hurrrrrrts.
　　　　　　|　ﾄｪｪｪｲ/　　　
　　　　　　| /｀ﾆﾆ´　　　　
　　　　　 //　| |　　　　　
　　　　　Ｕ　 .Ｕ　

272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 10:19 [No]

( ・-・) I wonder why humans subconsciously associate breasts with sex.

273 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 12:42 [No]

　　　I just..
associate them ∩　with repetitive hand motions!
　　　(　ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡 repetitive hand motions!
　　　　　⊂彡

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 13:11 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, are we ever going to fix the lock on this thread's door or what?

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 18:35 [No]

( ´ω`) Not until I start earning money at poker.

( ´ω`) That reminds me...

( ´ω`) I found you a job at the salt mines.

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 19:18 [No]

(・∀・) But I'm allergic to salt!

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 19:31 [No]

( ´ω`) You're also allergic to mines, so I signed you up right away, you start tomorrow.

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 19:37 [No]

(・∀・) Can't I start in October???

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 19:47 [No]

( ´ω`) Only if you cough up a penalty fee for every day you're not slaving away.

280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 22:05 [No]

(・∀・) I'll need you to raise my allowance then.

281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 04:43 [No]

( ´ω`) How many times are we going to do this allowance shtick, Junior? No allowance.

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 15:35 [No]

(・∀・) Next on my list is the "Vow to kill Grandpa" shtick. It didn't play too well last time, so I'd rather skip it.

283 Name: （*・ωﾒ） : 1993-09-5387 21:26 [No]

（*・ωﾒ） I'll be happy to do it for a nominal fee if you're too much of a pussy.

284 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 22:27 [No]

THREAD OVER

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 23:40 [No]

(・∀・) Pfft, you couldn't even kill Kindness-san, Mercpa.

（*・ωﾒ）That's because everyone is immortal.

(・∀・)
(・∀・) Then why haven't your scars healed?

（*・ωﾒ）Well, because then I'd look like Clonepa, and I wouldn't want to look like a fag.

286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 23:52 [No]

(・A・) More importantly, you can't kill anyone either. So why are you offering me a service?

（*・ωﾒ）I make the impossible possible, kid.

(・∀・) SUGOOIIII!

（*・ωﾒ）And after I kill Grandpa, I'll kill you just for saying that.

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 00:32 [No]

( ´ω`) ZZZZzz

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 04:13 [No]

　　　　　　　　　　　∧ ∧
　　　　　　　　　ｒy ´・∀・｀ヽっ
　　　　　　　　　 `! 　　　　　 i
　　　　　　　　　　ゝ c＿c_,.ノ　
　　　　　　　　　　　　　（　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　
　　　　　　　　　　　　　）　　　　　　　
　　　　　　　　　.∧ ∧.(　　　　　　　　　
　　　　　　　　( ´ω`∩　　　　After these messages,
　　　　　　　　o　　　,ﾉ　　　　We'll be Riiiiiiiiiiight back!
　　　　　　　　Ｏ＿　.ﾉ
　　　　　　　　　　.(ノ
　　　　　　　　　━━

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 15:52 [No]

.　　 ∧__,,∧
　　 ( ´･∀･)　　Hmm...
　　/Ｏ(･-･)Ｏ
　　し―-J

.　　 ∧__,,∧
　　 (-(･-･)　　Like so...
((　/　つ　Ｏ ))
　　し―-J

.　　 ∧__,,∧
　　 ∩-(･-･)　Take your pills Grandpa!
　　/　　　ﾉ
　　し―-J

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 17:00 [No]

.　　 ∧__,,∧
　　 ∩*(･∀･)つ=I=> OR ELSE I KEEEL YOU
　　/　　　ﾉ
　　し―-J

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 19:49 [No]

( ´ω`) Killed if I do, killed if I don't... zzZZZZ

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 06:31 [No]

（*・ωﾒ） You sad, sad, pitiful pawn of Democracy and Left Wing Lies.

（*・ωﾒ） Open your eyes and awaken! You do not have to be a puppet of Democracy or society. You don't have to be a mere sheep.

（*・ωﾒ） In a Fascist society, I would not be bored. It would be awesome. I would love every moment of it and I could die proud and happy. It's like everyday would have a purpose and a goal. But if I ever did get bored, I would not be useless. I would merely be inactive. Not everyone in a Fascist Utopia is a worker bee, there are those who get to enjoy their leisure and the fruits of their Fascist Paradise.

（*・ωﾒ） In a Fascist World, we would not bleat like you docile lambs. We would sing Viking Warsongs from our Guts and the fire within. We would cry out for magic and power. We would pay tribute to Valkyries and the Power within our Ancestor's hearts. It would be a mighty, thunderous row that would terrify the undermen from leagues afar.

（*・ωﾒ） Democracy is for the weak. Free Will is an illusion. Look BEYOND the left wing lies. See the cusp of eternity. The Coal haired Valkyrie with the pale, skin Weiss soll Schneit....

（*・ωﾒ） She hold's the Chalice of true liberation from the shackles of Democracy and Liberalism.

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 06:33 [No]

（*・ωﾒ） I ask you....Are you really so happy with your goddamned Democracy or your fucking Communism?

（*・ωﾒ） Don't you ever yearn for more and better? Don't you ever want Fascism?

（*・ωﾒ） Hotaru promises good times ahead. Strength and cruelty in battle, Honor and Blood in peace.

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 06:34 [No]

（*・ωﾒ） Hotaru roams the Universe like it were crossing the street.

（*・ωﾒ） The streets will burn with the Holy Fire of Hotaru's Law. Oh Jackbooted Kaiserin...MY LIFE FOR YOU!!

（*・ωﾒ） Hotaru ist Leben.

（*・ωﾒ） Blood to you all.

295 Name: （*・ωﾒ） : 1993-09-5389 06:36 [No]

（*・ωﾒ） It is time once again to discuss Hotaru's Law.

（*・ωﾒ） Hotaru's Law is the same as Odin's but the only difference is that it is HOTARU'S. Hotaru honors the chosen dead warriors who have honored her by spilling blood and killing on the damned battlefields. These chosen few, mostly of Nordic descent, shall enter the Gates of Valhalla. Hotaru is a Fascist and Hotaru will tolerate none of that faggot communism, Liberalism, or Democracy. To die with your boots on honors Hotaru. Everytime you life a mug of Mead to your lips you must show gratitude to Hotaru and Odin. Hotaru tolerates no cowards. To die is but gain, for a Warrior's Fate gains you Valhalla. Hotaru demands that the strong rule the weak and destroy the undermen. When the Northern winds blow, you can feel Hotaru's cold breath and hear her voice on the wind. She promises glory and victory.

296 Name: （*・ωﾒ） : 1993-09-5389 06:37 [No]

（*・ωﾒ） Hotaru demands Devotion to her Holy Fascist cause.

（*・ωﾒ） Throw off the shackles of Communism, Left Wing Lies, and Democracy. Angels from Hell watch over all of Hotaru's Chosen. The Mighty Screaming Horde of Valkyries.

（*・ωﾒ） For Hotaru I'll say it, Mein Ehre Heisst Treue.

（*・ωﾒ） Hotaru Ist Leben

297 Name: （*・ωﾒ） : 1993-09-5389 06:38 [No]

（*・ωﾒ） Hotaru has such a debilitating Anger in her heart.

（*・ωﾒ） She knows the truth, but none shall listen. That is fine. It is the right of Man to be foolish.

（*・ωﾒ） She withdraws.....Hikikomori...

（*・ωﾒ） But I looked into her eyes, and what did I see Misery and Despair, looking back at me.

（*・ωﾒ） Hers was once a face, full of hope. Now she's down on her knees unable to cope.

（*・ωﾒ） Another day in another Wasted Life

298 Name: （*・ωﾒ） : 1993-09-5389 06:39 [No]

（*・ωﾒ） But Hotaru truly IS Leben.

（*・ωﾒ） She is, was, and shall be.

（*・ωﾒ） Be it while watching reruns of Tales from the Darkside or be it while on the shitter squeezing out a hard loaf.

（*・ωﾒ） I've been accused of taking the whole Hotaru worship thing a bit too far at times.

（*・ωﾒ） But don't you see? HOTARU man. It was ALWAYS about Hotaru.

（*・ωﾒ） ALWAYS man. ALWAYS!! It's like Hotaru...was THERE and she BECAME.

299 Name: （*・ωﾒ） : 1993-09-5389 06:40 [No]

（*・ωﾒ） It is all fun and games you know. I am but a messenger of Hotaru's Law and Will.

（*・ωﾒ） I warn you all...be wary of what you wish. The Liberals, Democrats, Communists and Socialists will promise you a paradise but deliver a prison.

（*・ωﾒ） Hotaru makes no promises. She forewarns of war, pain, agony, fear, despair, and ultimately Victory. She will ooffer a fascist paradise free of these shackles. There will be no Socialism, Communism, or Democracy in her New Dawn.\

（*・ωﾒ） Hail the New Dawn. Like the fools who laughed at Noah as he built the Ark. You laugh at Hotaru.

300 Name: （*・ωﾒ） : 1993-09-5389 06:41 [No]

（*・ωﾒ） I might go to hell for preaching Hotaru's Will. But if I can look up from Hel and see young fresh faced children with pure snow driven skin, and Celtic and Nordic features enjoying a Fascist Paradise where they have wars to fight and lands to conquer and Jab every Left wing bastard in the ass on the way down. I can be happy.

（*・ωﾒ） Because one day, one fateful day, people will look back and they'll say that Hotaru was Right

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 10:05 [No]

（*・ωﾒ） Also, 300GET.

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 11:51 [No]

（*・ヮﾒ）Can I dress up too?

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 13:23 [No]

( ´ω`) I didn't read any of that crap.

304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 17:51 [No]

　　　　　　　　　.∧ ∧(*ﾒω`)　　　　　　　
　　　　　　　　(*・ωﾒ∩　　　　After these messages,
　　　　　　　　o　　　,ﾉ　　　　We'll be Riiiiiiiiiiight back!
　　　　　　　　Ｏ＿　.ﾉ
　　　　　　　　　　.(ノ
　　　　　　　　　━━

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 18:18 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what is the meaning of life?

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 18:30 [No]

( ´ω`) The meaning of life is to make everyone else's life miserable.

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 19:06 [No]

(・∀・) I see. So when you let Beady Eyes in here to do his stupid pills bit...

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 19:13 [No]

( ´ω`) DQN-TV executives insisted we have a rabbit in the thread.

309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 21:25 [No]

( ・-・) My pills reveal the true meaning of life, that's why I'm here.

310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 23:59 [No]

( ´ω`) I'm going to sleep

311 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 00:00 [No]

( -ω-) brrrrrzz

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 00:00 [No]

( -ω-) ....

313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 00:00 [No]

(・∀・) GRAMPS ARE YOU ARIGHT?

314 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 00:05 [No]

( -ω-)!

( ・ω・) Wha? Where am I?

315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 12:57 [No]

( ・ω・) Hi! my name is Clonepa!

316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 13:09 [No]

( ´ω`) ...

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 14:01 [No]

(・∀・) 12 threads are 180 in human years.

318 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 16:49 [No]

( ´ω`) Good thing I'm not human, then.

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 18:00 [No]

(・∀・) What are you, then?

(・∀・) . . .

(・A・) And by extension, what am I?!

320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 18:02 [No]

( ´ω`) We're strings of shift-JIS characters, Junior. We only exist when people look at us.

321 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 18:51 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what's it like to live as Schrödinger's cat?

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 19:01 [No]

      /-> know

( ´ω`) I <

      \-> don't know

323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 19:14 [No]

( ・-・) Excuse me/Don't excuse me Junior, you're making/not making Grandpa unhappy/happy.

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 19:29 [No]

(・∀・)

(・∀・)

(・∀・) What?

325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 19:39 [No]

( ・-・) To clarify, right now Grandpa's absentminded. That means you can't know both the exact location and the exact speed of his wandering thoughts.

326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 19:47 [No]

( ・-・) No shoes, Junior.

327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 19:51 [No]

(・∀・∀・) Anyway, I seem to be dividing.

328 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 21:30 [No]

(・∀・) False alarm.

329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 21:46 [No]

( ´ω`) You've got to pay more attention Junior, your A.T. field is weak! You'll turn into Tang at this rate.

330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 22:38 [No]

(・∀・) There are worse beverages.

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 02:49 [No]

>>325
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Ah the Grandpa Uncertainty Principle, I am well aware of this theorum.

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 03:35 [No]

( ・-・) Yes, one moment you're talking to Grandpa and then vrrrzt, he changes states and becomes Clonepa.

333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 03:43 [No]

( ・-・) By the way, it's "theorem". Moran.

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 04:31 [No]

（*・ωﾒ） You all think that Hotaru's battle is a subject of Ridicule?

She was there in 42 during Malmedy. She was there in that bunker on that fateful day of 1945. She was there to inspire the tale of Parsifal. She gave the crest of the stars from her breast to the Earth. On a clear winter sky, as the snow falls. The bitter cold is a reminder of the frosted heart that Hotaru bears. Remember...she fights against the evils of Liberalism and Democracy.

335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 04:34 [No]

( ´ω`) Hey, look over there in the Beady Eyes thread. Hippies!

336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 05:31 [No]

( ・-・) Don't try to divert attention from my Nobel prizewinning discovery of supersymmetry. Threehundredthirtythreeget, yeah baby yeah!

337 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 05:13 [No]

( ´ω`) So how'd that work out for ya?

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 05:37 [No]

(・∀・) Does your mommy love you yet?

339 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 19:13 [No]

( ・-・) Clonepa is sooooooo strangled tonight.

340 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 14:41 [No]

( ´ω`) That's okay. I'll make more!

341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 18:43 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, do Clonepas contribute to the worst threat our world has ever faced before?

(・∀・) By which, I mean the gradual warming of our world by 7-11 degrees Fahrenheit over the next 100 years?

(・∀・) THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 19:16 [No]

( ´ω`) I did that once, but the end result was you.

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 20:17 [No]

(・∀・) You gradually warmed our world for a hundred years?

344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5395 00:01 [No]

( ´ω`) Yeah, and then you popped out. Way to ruin everything.

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5395 02:50 [No]

(・∀・) Well, YOU were the one making it easier to grow more crops and develop higher civilizations which inexorably led to the internet and 2ch.net and someone first typing me!

(・∀・) I'm all YOUR fault!!!

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5395 06:46 [No]

( ´ω`) No, it's your fault because I'm smarter and older than you. Everything I say is true by default, and if you dare question me again, young man,

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) I WILL EAT YOUR BRAINS

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5395 15:18 [No]

(,,#ﾟдﾟ) bbrrrrnnnz?

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5395 22:53 [No]

(,,#ﾟдﾟ) Burns? C. Montgomery Burns?!

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5395 23:23 [No]

(´･ω･`) I think he meant brains...

350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5396 15:37 [No]

( ´ω`) Or maybe his ankle is sprained.

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5396 20:50 [No]

(・∀・) And whose fault is it that Mr Zombie's rotten ankle is sprained?

(・∀・) I'm looking at you, Grandpa!

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5396 21:36 [No]

( ´ω`) IT'S ME, JUNIOR! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, JUNIOR!

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5396 22:54 [No]

(・∀・) Good work, Grandpa! I hate zombies!!

354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 06:27 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, I hear gibbelsig firepance is coming back. Can you get mine out of the attic for me?

355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 15:06 [No]

( ´ω`) I sold it to buy beer.

( ´ω`) Mmmmmmmm.... delicious beeer

356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 06:16 [No]

( ´ω`)っ-̾ Smoke.

357 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 07:20 [No]

(・∀・) I thought for sure bringing back gibbelsig firepance would launch our thread back into the national spotlight... what is it going to take to revive our popularity?!

358 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 23:09 [No]

Pain.
( ´ω`)っ-̾(・∀๏) AAAGGGGHHHHH

( ´ω`) Now get me another cig.

359 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 13:40 [No]

(・∀๏)っ-̾ Here you go!

360 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 01:36 [No]

( ´ω`)っ-̾ Thanks.

( ´ω`)っ-̾(๏∀๏) SZZ AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH

361 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 01:37 [No]

( ´ω`) cough cough.

( ´ω`) Now get me another.

362 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 02:30 [No]

(・∀๏)===D Have a cigar instead!

363 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 04:10 [No]

( ´ω) That is no ffciagr ( ´ω)

364 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 22:20 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, why doesn't my agent return my calls any more?

365 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 18:44 [No]

( ´ω`) Because my agent killed your agent.

( ´ω`) Whatcha gonna do now, boy? Looks like your attempt to kill me has just been shot down. Literally.

366 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 18:56 [No]

(・∀・) Vaginas are better than a guy's asshole, but I may be biased, seeing as how I'm Junior.

367 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 19:04 [No]

( ´ω`) Please rephrase that in the form of a question.

( ´ω`) C:\

368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 19:33 [No]

(・∀・) Why are you such a big fat stinky butt all the time, Grandpa?

369 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 19:52 [No]

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370 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 22:14 [No]

( ´ω`) I was once in the mafia junior.

371 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 22:28 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like when you were in the mafia?

372 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 23:00 [No]

( ´ω`) Pretty good, until they found out I was sleeping with Banananose Maldonado's wife. Fortunately, my feets did their stuff.

373 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 23:13 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa! Learn me to fight!

374 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 23:42 [No]

( ´ω`) I have no need to learn fighting from you.

375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 00:40 [No]

(・∀・) Learn fighting to me!

376 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 01:14 [No]

( ´ω`) Okay. Here's how to fight.

　　　　　Simply strike your foe so many times he can't fight back.
ｶﾞｯ　　　 ∧__∧　 ∩
　　　　　（　´ω`)彡☆
　　　　　　⊂彡☆))∀・) < ow ow OW ow ow ow OWWWW

377 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 03:52 [No]

（*・ωﾒ） Can't teach Grandpappy, TE※AS RANGER, new tricks Junior.

378 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 05:09 [No]

))∀・) Mercpa, can you teach me some awesome karate moves?

379 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 05:11 [No]

(・∀・) Who'd win in a fight, Grandpa or Mercpa?

380 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 05:56 [No]

( ・ω・) >>379 clonepa

381 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 06:35 [No]

(・∀・) By picking flowers ya hippie?

382 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 11:09 [No]

( ・ω・) ...yes.

383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 14:00 [No]

　　　　　*
( ・ω・)/` Here, I picked this one just for you.

384 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 15:32 [No]

　　　　　҉
(・∀・)/` No thanks, I already have a much better flower

385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 17:28 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, learn it me the fighting!

386 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 17:44 [No]

（　´ω`) thats not a flower junior..

387 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 18:21 [No]

(・∀・) Sorry, Jedi mind tricks don't work on me.

388 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 18:23 [No]

（ ´ω`) True. You would have to have a mind.

389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 18:40 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa got fat again!

（　´ω`) belch
( ´ω`) All better.

390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 18:46 [No]

(・∀・) Good.

(・∀・) Now learn me it fighting as teaching me of! My am patience!

391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 19:22 [No]

( ´ω`) Very well, I shall teach you the ways of the Don Kyun Do.

( ´ω`) To start this training, first you must meditate until October. When it is October, you will reach DQNlightment. Then and only then can you learn the awesome power of Don Kyun Do!

|ω`) NOW GO FORTH JUNIOR! MEDITATE! I'll be going to the bar.

392 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 19:45 [No]

(-∀-) Ommmmmmmm
(-∀-) Om mane padme hum
(-∀-) Oh how money makes me hum
(-∀-) Oh mommy take me home

393 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 19:48 [No]

( ・ω・) You got some phat rhymes, junior

394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 21:43 [No]

(・∀-) Wait a minute... did Grandpa just fool me into becoming a hippie?

395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 21:58 [No]

( ´ω`) I didn't fool you into anything you dirty hippie.

396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 02:15 [No]

(・∀・) But I just took a shower this morning, Grandpa!

397 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 02:40 [No]

( ´ω`) Good you just ruined your training by showering!

398 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 03:08 [No]

(　　　　　　　　　　　・∀・　　　　　　　　　　　) !

399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 03:39 [No]

(　　・　　　　　　　　　∀　　　　　　　　　・　　)　　

400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 03:41 [No]

(´ω`) Junior.. What are you doing?

401 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 04:02 [No]

(・∀・) I'm stretching so I don't pull a muscle.

402 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 04:05 [No]

　　　　　　　　　 ∩∩
　　　sproing 　( ´･-･) 400get!!!!
　　　　　　　.c(,ｕ┳ｕﾉ
　　 sproing　 ⊂§⊃
　　　　　　　　　 §
⌒ヽ〃⌒ヽ〃⌒ヽ〃

403 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 04:51 [No]

(　　　´　　　　　　　　　ω　　　　　　　　　`　)

404 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 02:31 [No]

(・∀・) Outta my face. You’re blocking my view. Shut up!!! Stop talking. Just go the hell away! All the world needs is me...I got my values; so you can keep yours, alright? I don’t get people. Never have, never will.

405 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 02:56 [No]

( ´ω`) Was that an example of what you kids call "the hip hop"? I can't say as I much care for it.

406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 04:16 [No]

( ´ω`) In my day, we had REAL music... with suave, talented crooners like Perry Como.

407 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 04:37 [No]

(・∀・) Did you ever sing, Grandpa? I can imagine you singing the blues.

408 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 05:53 [No]

( ´ω`) Indeed I did. I even sold my soul to the Devil one night at a crossroads to learn to play.

409 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 07:08 [No]

(・∀・) Did you kill the devil?

410 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 11:32 [No]

( ´ω`) Indeed I did. But he put up a tough fight, and may be back.

411 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 11:33 [No]

( ´ω`) WHICH IS WHY YOU NEED TO TRAIN.

412 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 14:29 [No]

(・∀・) choo choo choooooooooooooooooooo

413 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5413 23:04 [No]

( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) Watashi no ojiisan ga kureta hajimete no candy – sore wa werther's original de, watashi wa yon-sai deshita.
( ´ω`) Sono aji wa amakute creamy de, konna subarashii candy wo moraeru watashi wa, kitto tokubetsu na sonzai na no da to kanjimashita.
( ´ω`) Ima de wa, watashi ga ojiichan. Mago ni ageru no wa mochiron werther's original.
( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) CAN DY CAN DY CAN-DYCANDY CAN DY!

414 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5414 00:00 [No]

(・∀・) I didn't know Squeeks was hosting Youtube, Grandpa.

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5414 01:41 [No]

　　　人　　　　　
　　（＿_）　　　　
　（＿＿）　　　
　（＿＿）　　　　
　（　・∀・）　＜ My name is Squeeks and I am re-envisioning 4-ch as a
　（つ　　つ　　 platform to leverage emerging folksonomies.
　｜｜　|　　　　　
　（_＿）＿）

416 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5414 14:56 [No]

( ´ω`) Yeah, good luck with that.

417 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5417 14:56 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, why do the control freaks want to take away our CO2?

418 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5417 17:42 [No]

( ´ω`) Because CO2 is freedom, Junior, and they hate freedom.

419 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5421 16:46 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what's so bad about freedom?

420 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5423 15:14 [No]

( ´ω`) The people can't be trusted to make their own decisions, Junior. That's why we, who are enlightened and know what's best, must make those decisions for them.

( ´ω`) Look at those fuckers, wallowing in their own ignorance. They almost seem happy. We need to fix that.

421 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5423 17:45 [No]

(・∀・) Wait... you're one of them?!

422 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5423 18:08 [No]

( ´ω`) I was using the royal "we", Junior.

423 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5423 19:31 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, are you going to attend the Olympics opening ceremony?

424 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5424 00:16 [No]

( ´ω`) No. They invited me, but I had a poker game that night.

425 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5424 01:54 [No]

(・∀・) Um, it hasn't happened yet.

426 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5424 02:11 [No]

( ´ω`) Did too. Where have you been?

427 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5424 02:20 [No]

( ´ω`) Grandpa
Power: ++++
Intelligence: +++++
Charisma: ++
Stamina:

(・∀・) Junior
Power: ++
Intelligence: ++
Charisma: +++
Stamina: ++

428 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5424 06:39 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is Bagehot picking on Mr. Pickles?

429 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5424 20:10 [No]

( ´ω`) You shouldn't watch those kid shows. They'll rot your already soggy brain.

430 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5425 07:23 [No]

(・∀・) YAY! Soggy brains! Yum.

431 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5429 01:15 [No]

(・∀・) So anyways, Grandpa, I was wandering around downtown today looking for a candy bar store my friend told me about and there were a lot of mean looking people following me so I ran and ran and ran and ran and a car almost hit me and I got away and rested and then looked up and wouldn't you know it the candy bar store was right there in front of me so I went in and didn't buy anything because I don't have any money can I have my allowance please?

432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5429 07:15 [No]

( ´ω`) No, because candy bars will rot your teeth. It's bad enough your brains are rotted through. You don't need anything else rotten.

433 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5429 16:21 [No]

(・∀・) Nah, I kinda dig that whole "rotting" thing! Matter of fact, I think I'm a zombie!

(O∀O) BRAINSSSSS

434 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5431 17:50 [No]

(・∀・) Now I'm going to be a fireman!

435 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5435 20:39 [No]

( ´ω`) Firemen don't set things on fire, Junior.

436 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5435 22:43 [No]

(・∀・) They did in that book I read.

437 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5436 00:28 [No]

( ´ω`) Junior, what was life like after reading books?

438 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5436 01:43 [No]

(・∀・) We went to amazon.com and bought Kindles so we could download books when we wanted to read them, and had to charge the battery when the books turn off while we read them. It's the wave of the future!

(・∀・) Use my link so I get a tiny affiliate payment, plz.

439 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5436 06:39 [No]

( ・-・) I see no link, sausage or otherwise.

440 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5438 02:39 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, just how much do I have to pay daddy cool to get private access to VIP quality?

441 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5438 10:07 [No]

( ´ω`) Over 500,000,000

442 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5438 21:29 [No]

(・∀・) That hardly seems worth it.

443 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5439 07:33 [No]

　　　　/＼＿＿_／ヽ
　　　／''''''　　　'''''':::::::＼
　　　.|（●）,　　　､（●）､.:|　＋　　　hello junior my name is daddy cool the VIPPER and i
　　　|　　 ,,ﾉ(､_, )ヽ､,,　.::::|　　　assure you getting access to the private
　　　.|　　｀-=ﾆ=- '　.:::::::|　+　　area of VIP quality is worth it
　　　＼　　｀ﾆﾆ´　 .:::::／＿＿_
　　　　　/ヽ､--､ｒ-/|ヽ　＼─／
　　　／　> ヽ▼●▼<＼　||ｰ､
　　 / ヽ､　＼ i　|｡|　|/　ヽ(ニ､｀ヽ
　　.l　　　ヽ　 l　|｡|　| ｒ-､y｀ﾆ　ﾉ＼
　　l　　　　 | 　|ー─ | ￣ l 　｀~ヽ＿ノ

444 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5439 14:59 [No]

(・∀・) Wait, is that 500,000,000 in Zimbabwe currency? I could do that. I was just going to use it as toilet paper.

445 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5440 19:12 [No]

( ´ω`) Always so hopefully naive...

446 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5443 01:26 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is my throat sore?

447 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5443 01:27 [No]

( ´ω`) if you tell anybody about this, they won't believe you

448 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5443 04:54 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, do you know Golgo 13?

( ´ω`) Speaking.

449 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5447 08:22 [No]

　　　bang
t==*( ´ω`)∴;":　:.

(・∀・) Oh Grandpa, why have you taken your life away?

( ´ω`) Because I'm sick of DQN and I'm sick of you.

(・∀・) Whatever, just die. w

( ´ω`) w

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5447 08:30 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, am I really supposed to want to sell games to Gamestop just because there's a small chance that games I paid full price for are now worth $15, a fraction of the original price?

451 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5447 09:45 [No]

( ´ω`) You didn't pay anything for those games to begin with.

452 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5447 15:33 [No]

(・∀・) Well, yeah, but, you know, the principle, of the thing or something

453 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5447 15:37 [No]

( ´ω`) You haven't any principles, either.

454 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5447 16:35 [No]

(・∀・) I feel myself turning socialist now.

(・∀・) Everyone should pay for my videogames!

455 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5448 03:42 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, how does Clonepa keep learning people language?

456 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5448 04:04 [No]

( ・ω・) The box that Grandpa built teaches us very quickly!

( ・ω・) It gets pretty hot in the box that Grandpa built.

457 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5451 03:17 [No]

( ´ω`) What are you doing out of your box anyway?

458 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5453 19:38 [No]

( ・ω・) Because it was hot in the box. Pay attention.

459 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5453 23:06 [No]

( ´ω`) Oh, sorry about that. Why are you outside of your box?

460 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5453 23:20 [No]

( ・ω・) Because it was hot inside the box. Pay attention.

461 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5454 03:55 [No]

( ´ω`) Oh, yes, that's right.

( ´ω`) Hey! Why are you out of your box!?

462 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5454 04:44 [No]

( ・ω・) The bell rang, and the top opened up, so I got out.

463 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5455 00:15 [No]

( ´ω`) Oh.

( ´ω`) Shouldn't you be in your box?

464 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5456 00:29 [No]

(・∀・) ...

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before big oil was big?

465 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5456 00:51 [No]

( ´ω`) Some blue guy used to synthesize piles of lithium for the batteries in our electric cars. Then he flaked out and left the Earth.

466 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5456 02:03 [No]

( ´ω`) All my worthless oil stocks suddenly skyrocketed me into wealth beyond measure.

( ´ω`) Wealth beyond measure, outlander.

467 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5456 15:27 [No]

(・∀・) You're rich?

468 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5457 21:25 [No]

(　ﾟω｡) ♫ Here he comes, here comes Cliff Racer! He's A Demon on Wings! ♬

469 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5458 00:57 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, if the jews can milk 39 million out of christians, I think that's a market we need to be tapping into.

470 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5458 12:58 [No]

╭─-╮
ﾉ＞＜ﾚ
( ▀ω▀)Grandpa? I don't know who you're talking about. My name is GRANDPA X.

471 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5458 14:41 [No]

(・∀・) Yo! GRANPA X! sup?

472 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5458 17:34 [No]

( ´ω`) Who the hell are you talking to?

473 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5458 19:43 [No]

(@∀@) I am confused...............

474 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5458 20:41 [No]

( ´ω`) Now where was I?

( ´ω`) Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

475 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5458 20:41 [No]

( `ω´) ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

476 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5458 20:42 [No]

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477 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5458 20:53 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpadome?

478 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5458 20:53 [No]

(　･ิω･ิ) Hey, you guys got any nachos lef-?

(　･ิω･ิ) Ah, jeez. I'll call the cleaning crew. Junior, get the clones back into their cage before they eat all the remains.

479 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5458 20:58 [No]

( ・ω・) They taste like sheep squeezin's!

480 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5458 22:26 [No]

( ・ω・) I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK IN THE BOX! NOOOOOO!

481 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5458 22:48 [No]

(・∀・) You know the rules. Grandpa blows up, you go back in the box.

(・∀・) It's just for a little while. You'll be fine.

482 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5458 23:11 [No]

( ・-・) About time that old fart blew up.

483 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5458 23:14 [No]

( ・-・) I don't know he can explode!

484 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5458 23:51 [No]

(・∀・) He started doing that in Thread 4. It happens if he sleeps a certain way.

485 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5459 01:40 [No]

(・∀・) Although he's usually rekajiggered himself by now.

486 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5459 03:29 [No]

( ・-・) It appears my Grandpa jammer is working properly.

487 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5459 03:34 [No]

( ´ω`) Hay guys, what's going on in this thread?

488 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5459 15:17 [No]

(・∀・) Beady Eyes didn't know you could explode.

(・∀・) What a noob.

489 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5459 18:01 [No]

( ・-・) I am a newcomer of course...

490 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5459 18:05 [No]

( ´ω`) I can't believe there are 12 of these. Sage.

491 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5459 18:56 [No]

(・∀・) Age!

492 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5459 19:55 [No]

＿人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人＿
　＞　　　TAKE IT EASY DQN ！！！　　＜
￣^Ｙ^Ｙ^Ｙ^Ｙ^Ｙ^Ｙ^Ｙ^Ｙ^Ｙ^Ｙ^Ｙ^Ｙ^Ｙ^Ｙ^￣
( ´ω`)　　　　　　　　　　　　(・∀・)

493 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5459 20:26 [No]

( ・-・) NO I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT RRARGHAH

494 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5459 21:29 [No]

( ´ω`) I remember when you put real effort into derailing threads.

( ´ω`) Now look at you. Pa-pa-pathetic.

495 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5459 21:38 [No]

(・∀・) you got a twin now??

496 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5460 00:33 [No]

( ´ω`) Sure, why not.

( ´ω`) I guess we'll call him Twinpa or something.

497 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5460 04:05 [No]

( ・-・) That's a mirror, you idiots.

498 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5460 16:13 [No]

( ´ω`) Do not try to look at yourself in the mirror, for that is impossible. Just try to remember the truth.

(・∀・) What is the truth?

( ´ω`) There is no mirror.

( ´ω`) It broke a long time ago when you were having a tantrum, so we threw it out.

499 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5460 16:41 [No]

( ´ω`) That was after we told you it wasn't the mirror reflecting, but yourself.

500 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5460 16:55 [No]

(・∀・) I never told you this, but I found 500get behind the mirror!

501 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5460 19:37 [No]

(・∀・) Also give your friend to the other side of the mirror a high five!

502 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5460 20:52 [No]

( ・-・) You weren't supposed to take the mirror idea and run with it!!!

( ・-・) AAAAARRRRRRGHHH

503 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5460 21:34 [No]

(( ・-・) STOP MAKING MY STUPID IDEAS BETTER!!!!

504 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5461 12:38 [No]

( ・-‧) Why do you build me up build me up Buttercup baby just to let me down let me down and mess me around and then worst of all worst of all you never call baby when you say you will say you will but I love you still I need you I need you more than anyone darlin' you know that I have from the start so build me up build me up Buttercup don't break my heart

505 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5461 14:09 [No]

(・∀・) What the hell are you talking about?? Hahahaha....

506 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5461 14:50 [No]

( ・-・) Never gonna give you up
( ・-・) Never gonna let you down
( ・-・) Never gonna run around and desert you
( ・-・) Never gonna make you cry
( ・-・) Never gonna say goodbye
( ・-・) Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

507 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5461 16:35 [No]

(・∀・) So anyways, what was life like before Russia invaded Georgia, Grandpa?

508 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5461 17:38 [No]

( ´ω`) We all used to live really long lives thanks to yogurt.

509 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5462 02:30 [No]

( ・-・) Georgia had it coming to them.

510 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5467 05:00 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before Grandpa threads?

511 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5467 18:17 [No]

( ´ω`) A lot less stupid questions were asked. I had all the free time in the world. AND YOU RUINED IT YOU TWIT.

512 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5467 19:15 [No]

( ・-・) You're freaking out Cramps, have a shot of whiskey to steady your nerves, it's on me.

( ・-・)

( ・̀-・́) Hehehe...

513 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5467 22:30 [No]

Keep your rancid firewater to yourself, you wretch!
ｶﾞｯ　　　 ∧__∧　 ∩
　　　　　（　´ω`)彡☆
　　　　　　⊂彡☆))-・) < ow ow ow ow goddammit ow i hate you ow

514 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5468 02:37 [No]

(・∀・) But grandpa, I thought you were German!

515 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5468 20:20 [No]

( ´ω`) Und vhat iff I ham nott?

516 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5468 21:08 [No]

( ・-・) Anta baka, Junior!? Cramps is obviously not German. He's as Austrian as a corporal with a cowlick coiffure and toothbrush 'tache.

517 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5468 22:29 [No]

Grandpa, what's with all the brown people on youtube?

518 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5469 00:19 [No]

( ´ω`) Should I use my AK 47 now or not hm.......

519 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5469 00:27 [No]

( ´ω`) People come in all sorts of colors. Get used to it, you shutin.

520 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5469 00:34 [No]

(・∀・) Granpa! how's life before race become a subject?

521 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5469 00:58 [No]

( ´ω`) There were a lot more brown people on youtube.

522 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5469 04:07 [No]

( ・-・) This is sucks!

523 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5469 04:14 [No]

( ´ω`) You are sucks.

524 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5469 04:48 [No]

( ﾟヮﾟ) Suck suck suck suckitty suck!

525 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5469 05:25 [No]

( ˃ ヮ˂) YAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!

526 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5469 05:32 [No]

(・∀・) Yo, beady eyes! Why you such a dick??

527 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5469 08:04 [No]

( ・-・) Cuz I'm all man, girlpants.

528 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5469 16:19 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before September?

529 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5469 17:05 [No]

( ´ω`) There was no darkness, only light.
( ´ω`) There were no questions, only answers.
( ´ω`) There was no weakness, only strength.
( ´ω`) There was no discord, only harmony.

530 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5469 17:11 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, where is the love?

531 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5469 17:15 [No]

( ´ω`) http://4-ch.net/love/

532 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 01:07 [No]

(・∀・) Sure, that was an easy one.

(・∀・) Grandpa, what is the solution to Fermat's Last Theorem? Please provide two examples.

533 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 01:41 [No]

( ´ω`) Fail and AIDS, Junior.

534 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 02:34 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, why are we here?

535 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 02:36 [No]

( ´ω`) Because your father never loved you.

536 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 02:38 [No]

(・∀・) That's what SHE said!!!!!1

537 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 02:42 [No]

( ´ω`) I swear, Junior.... The chainsaw is in the shed, don't make me use it.

538 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 02:46 [No]

(・∀・) GO EAT A COCK GRANDPA!!!!!

539 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 02:47 [No]

( ´ω`) I'm too old for this. SUICIDE

540 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 02:48 [No]

(・∀・) FUCK YEAH SEAKING!!!!!!

541 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 02:50 [No]

( ´ω`) Goddamn it /b/.

542 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 04:24 [No]

(・∀・) What's /b/, grandpa?

543 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 04:36 [No]

( ´ω`) /b/ is a blasted bowl of bowel butter brimming with buttheads and babyfuckers.

544 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 05:20 [No]

(・∀・) Granpa, so what do you think about 4 Channers?

545 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 13:24 [No]

( ´ω`) They're horrible dregs of humanity, apart from that one guy who keeps posting pictures of Mecca to /m./. He rocks.

546 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 14:22 [No]

(・∀・) Granpa , why you so cool?

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 19:10 [No]

( ˃ ヮ˂) Cool Cool Cool Coolies Cool!

548 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 21:14 [No]

( ´ω`) GTFO, Wa-Mouth.

549 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5471 00:59 [No]

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Ok, what's happening here??

550 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5471 01:58 [No]

( ´ω`) Nunya business, ya beady-eyed asshole. Go suck a grape and listen to that Metallicer devil music you love so much.

551 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5471 02:04 [No]

( ´ω`) Oh, wait, you're the mitten-humper. I need my glasses.

552 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5471 02:36 [No]

( ﾟ -ﾟ) ....sobs....sobs....

553 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5471 04:39 [No]

( ﾟヮ・) GLOVES!!!!

554 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5472 03:17 [No]

( ^ ヮ^) Footy pajamas!!

555 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5473 00:47 [No]

　 ∧_∧
　（ ´ω`) Tea time!
　//＼￣￣旦＼
／/ ※＼＿＿＿＼
＼＼　※ 　※ ※ ヽ

556 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5473 15:38 [No]

(・∀・) I thought you were more of a coffee man, Grandpa.

557 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5473 16:04 [No]

　 ∧_∧
　（ ´ω`) Not after i heard where it comes from.
　//＼￣￣旦＼
／/ ※＼＿＿＿＼
＼＼　※ 　※ ※ ヽ

558 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5473 17:47 [No]

(・∀・) Where does it come from, Grandpa?

559 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5473 18:30 [No]

( ˃ ヮ˂) Cookies!!!

560 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5473 20:47 [No]

　 ∧_∧
　(　´ω`) No, not from cookies...
　//＼￣￣旦＼
／/ ※＼＿＿＿＼
＼＼　※ 　※ ※ ヽ

561 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5473 22:17 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, all the girls call me a "pedo-file". What am I doing wrong?

562 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5473 23:05 [No]

( ´ω`) You're here instead of 4chan. That's what you're doing wrong.

563 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 18:15 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, why do I occasionally ask really stupid questions like I did in >>561?

564 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5477 02:35 [No]

( ・-・) Because you don't take your pills.

565 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5477 02:48 [No]

( ・-・) Or maybe you did. I'm not sure how it works for you.

566 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5477 05:34 [No]

( ・-・) Good God, where was I going with that whole pills thing anyway?

567 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5477 11:55 [No]

( ・-・) Seriously, what is the DEAL with taking pills?

568 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5477 11:56 [No]

(・∀・) That he could have taken many less Aleve!

569 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5477 13:23 [No]

( ´ω`) You'll never take me Aleve, flatfoot!

( ´ω`) Ha ha ha, I love that joke.

( ´ω`)

( ´ω`) ha h ha ha

570 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5477 14:50 [No]

( ・-・) Suicide isn't funny!

571 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5477 15:43 [No]

( ´ω`) It is when it's you committing it.

572 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5477 16:27 [No]

<丶｀∀´> kekeke

573 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5478 12:05 [No]

( ´ω`) I'm going to feed your StarCraft games to Junior, Nida.

574 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5478 17:54 [No]

ξ・∀・）

575 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5478 22:02 [No]

( ´ω`) KILL THE CHRISTIANS

<丶｀∀´> Nida is no christfag nida. MEOW MEOW MEOW FUCK THE PORICE

576 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 09:27 [No]

( ・-・) OMG!! Another Bin Ladenism! (hides)

577 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 17:04 [No]

( ´ω`) Pussy.

578 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 17:30 [No]

(・∀・) Yes?

579 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 18:21 [No]

<丶｀∀´> CRASH INTO MY ASS NIDA

580 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 20:51 [No]

(・∀・) What hte fuck?

581 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 21:35 [No]

( ´ω`) You heard the man, Junior. Plough into his ass.

582 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 22:15 [No]

(・∀・) The plow's out in the shed, right? I'll be right back!

583 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 22:20 [No]

( ´ω`) Actually, get the weed whacker.

584 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 22:42 [No]

(・∀・) How about the garden weasel? It makes gardening FUN!

585 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 22:58 [No]

( ・-・) Ow, FUCK!!!!! That's from my garden you moron!!!!

586 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5480 03:56 [No]

(・∀・) Found it! Apparently it was jammed up Beady's ass.

(・∀・) It smells like half digested alfalfa.

587 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5480 04:44 [No]

( ・-・) Put that back.

588 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5480 05:21 [No]

(・∀・) The half-digested alfalfa or your ass?

589 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5480 21:57 [No]

( ´ω`) Just get in his ass.

( ●ω●) GET IN HIS ASS

590 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5480 22:07 [No]

( ・-・) HELP ME!!!!!!

591 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5480 23:00 [No]

　 Λ__Λ
　（　ﾟ mﾟ） I'm not really into the whole being helpful thing.
　（　　　）

592 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5480 23:10 [No]

( ・-・) Bite my pasty flesh ass.

593 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5480 23:19 [No]

(・∀・) One garden weasel up the rabbit's ass, coming up!

594 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5485 14:14 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before Tetrapak?

595 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5485 14:52 [No]

( ´ω`) Don't change the subject. You've got a job to do.

596 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5485 20:26 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before people started shirking their duties?

597 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5486 01:18 [No]

( ´ω`) We were all hard working and strong. Girls loved us and we made money.
( ´ω`) Then after that you were born.

598 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5487 04:02 [No]

(・∀・) That's when things got even better, right?

599 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5487 07:52 [No]

( ´ω`) If by "better" you mean "flabber-gastingly shitastic" then you aren't too far off the mark, Junior.

600 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5487 12:48 [No]

(・∀・) I see.

(・∀・) Then, when I got 600get...

601 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5487 14:29 [No]

( ・-・) You didn't get 600GET, I got...

( ・-・) Fuck.

602 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5487 15:18 [No]

( ´ω`) Watch your fucking language, you fuck.

603 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5487 15:30 [No]

( ・-・) I am a malicious web-spider.

604 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5487 19:18 [No]

(・∀・) Ha ha, Beady an't even get fuck. Anyway, I'm off to the shed.

605 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5487 19:42 [No]

( ・-・) I'm not an ant. If I was, I'd be humping the queen all day and have millions of kids.

606 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5487 22:06 [No]

( ´ω`) If you were an ant, I'd already have poured gasoline all over your anthill and burned you alive.

607 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5488 01:21 [No]

( ˃ ヮ˂) Granpa and Beady Eyes fighto!!1

608 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5488 12:19 [No]

(・∀・) Granpa! ED's back! So what do you think about them? I see our entry on it!

609 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5488 14:46 [No]

( ´ω`) zzzzzzzzz

610 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5488 18:22 [No]

(・∀・) NNNNNNNNNN

611 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5488 19:29 [No]

( ・-・) ..............

612 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5488 19:29 [No]

( ˃ ヮ˂) 33333333333

613 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5489 05:24 [No]

( ´ω`) zzzzzOHGODEDDON"TDOITMEDICMEDICMANDOWNzzzzzzzzzzzzz

614 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5489 16:52 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what did you do during the War?

615 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5489 18:24 [No]

( ´ω`) raped women

616 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5489 18:55 [No]

(・∀・) I thought you said you spent the years triumphantly gallivanting about Japan's finest broth.... Oh, I get it.

617 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5489 20:42 [No]

( ・-・) So the medic was needed for your STDs?

( ・-・) What did it feel like shouting for help on the dirty barracks toilet floor after you discovered how much it burns to try and piss through an infested penis?

618 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5489 23:13 [No]

( ´ω`) Wouldn't know. You should ask your dad.

( ´ω`) Beady-Eyes-kun.

619 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5489 23:17 [No]

( ・-・)!!!!!!!!!!

620 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5489 23:51 [No]

(・∀・) Dun Dun Dunnnnnnnnnnnn

621 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5490 02:16 [No]

(・∀・) Wait, I don't understand.

622 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5490 16:22 [No]

(　ﾒ-･ิ) It was horrible. Horrible, I tell you!

(　ﾒ-･ิ) At first, the sex was great, but those high squeaky voices just NEVER STOPPED

623 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5490 16:45 [No]

( ´ω`) Hey.

(　ﾒ-･ิ) Sup?

624 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5490 17:11 [No]

( ・-・) ... daddy?

625 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5490 19:51 [No]

( ・-・) When did you get that awesome scar? Just a few hundred September days ago you were looking normal.

626 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5490 21:32 [No]

NEW CHARACTER ALERT WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP

627 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5490 21:33 [No]

(　ﾒ-･ิ) Scar? I- OH MY GOD IT IS SPREADING

628 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5490 21:33 [No]

(　ﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒ-･ิ) HGHwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

629 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5490 21:37 [No]

( ´ω`) That's the cancer!

630 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5490 21:58 [No]

(・∀・) I'm not an idiot, grandpa.

631 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5490 23:03 [No]

( ´ω`) oh you!

632 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5491 12:04 [No]

(　ﾒ-･ิ) So anyways, Beady, you're the illegitimate child of a Kyoto whore and a prisoner of war and nobody loves you.

(　ﾒ-･ิ) Ta!

|彡

633 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5491 12:20 [No]

(・∀・) Bye!

(・∀・) Grandpa, how come every time I ask you the same question you give me a different answer?

634 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5491 12:28 [No]

( ´ω`) It all has to do with context, kid.

635 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5491 14:36 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, how come every time I ask what the context is you never tell me?

636 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5491 16:38 [No]

( ´ω`) If you'd pay more attention to your surroundings, you wouldn't need me to tell you every stupid little thing, you stupid little thing!

637 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5491 21:22 [No]

( ・-・) Wow, just wow... my mom was a geisha and my dad a war hero. He should run for president.

638 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5491 22:16 [No]

( ´ω`) Anyone could buy your mom at a 100yen shop.

639 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5492 02:37 [No]

( ・-・) NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS

640 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5492 10:51 [No]

( ´ω`) Wait, Beady Eyes, just how old are you?

641 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5492 12:25 [No]

( ・-・) Old enough to have voted for Strom Thurmond.

642 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5492 14:22 [No]

( ・-・) I was derailing threads when the dinosaurs roamed the earth.

643 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5492 14:28 [No]

( ๏_๏) Rabbits only live to be about ten years.

( ๏_๏) If they're lucky.

644 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5492 15:14 [No]

( ・-・) Silence peon! I have derailed Death itself!

645 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5492 23:26 [No]

( x-x) -urk-

646 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5493 01:59 [No]

( ´ω`) I might as well stop trying it seems....

647 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5493 03:53 [No]

(・∀・) I still love you, Grandpa!

648 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5493 07:31 [No]

( ´ω`) Who?

649 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5493 11:01 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before Alzheimers?

650 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5493 14:31 [No]

( ´ω`) There were more pancakes.

651 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5493 14:39 [No]

( ˃ ヮ˂) Let them eat pancakes! giggles

( ﾟヮﾟ) It's good to be the queen.

652 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5497 23:58 [No]

( ´ω`) Back in my days, there were no queens. We dragged the ladies by the hair.

653 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5503 13:07 [No]

(・∀・) And how did women's liberation affect that?

654 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5503 13:59 [No]

( ´ω`) The rise of male pattern baldness.

655 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5503 19:19 [No]

(・∀・) Do male baldness patterns tessellate?

656 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5503 23:25 [No]

( ´ω`) Only when everybody's combovers match up.

657 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5504 01:53 [No]

( ﾟヮﾟ) Im the Doctor.

658 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5504 15:53 [No]

( ´ω`) No, Me doctor, You Mrs. Bertanshaw.

659 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5515 01:24 [No]

(・∀・) Way to kill the thread with a moldy python reference, Grampa!

660 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5515 18:09 [No]

( ´ω`) Don't talk back to me!

( ´ω`) I'm old and I can't handle it anymore!

661 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5515 19:35 [No]

( ・-・) Your gimmick is sure old.

662 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5515 21:34 [No]

(・∀・) Does this means that I'm old too?

663 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5516 03:51 [No]

( ´ω`) You're twelve and a half threads old. Not bad for someone born in this very month of September 1993.

664 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5535 15:55 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what is the number of the beast?

665 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5535 22:47 [No]

( ´ω`) >>666

666 Name: Stan : 1993-09-5536 00:44 [No]

Hey guys, just passing through from Saitama. Anybody know where I can find a daycare center?

667 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5536 04:14 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, is John McCain really too old to be President?

668 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5536 04:51 [No]

( ´ω`) Junior, John McCain is too old to die.

669 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5536 09:56 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, who is >>666?

670 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5536 14:39 [No]

( ´ω`) Junior, it's rude to stare at the unfortunate people who were born without a face.

( ´ω`) >>666 is a grotesque freak so don't stare at him.

671 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5536 15:02 [No]

( ´ω`) Did I mention that you shouldn't stare at >>666 because he's disgusting?

672 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5536 15:56 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, is it okay for me to be gay?

673 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5536 16:19 [No]

( ´ω`)Д・) Of course it is, Junior.

674 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5536 18:24 [No]

(・∀・) I meant as in happy and carefree!

675 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5536 18:56 [No]

( `ω´) ABSOLUTELY NOT!

( ´ω`) We're plunging into a worldwide depression, Junior. No happiness allowed.

676 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5536 18:58 [No]

( ´ω`) I have no grandson!

677 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5536 21:29 [No]

( ´ω`) Who am I?

678 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5536 21:30 [No]

( ´ω`) ZZzzzzzzzZZZZzzzzzzZzZzZzzzzzz

679 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5536 23:10 [No]

( ´ω`) Damned gooks!

680 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5536 23:11 [No]

( `ω´) During the war, I lost my legs to those sub-humans!

681 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5537 02:41 [No]

( `ω´) I'll moidalize the bums!

682 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5537 12:20 [No]

(・∀・) Shut up, you blithering butt.

683 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5537 14:15 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, I regret to inform you, but you have prostate cancer.

684 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5537 16:44 [No]

(・∀・) I noticed it when you shoved my head up your ass yesterday.

685 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5537 20:24 [No]

( ´ω`) You had it coming.

686 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5537 21:11 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, why do mittens float under the table?

687 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5538 04:35 [No]

( ´ω`) She had it coming.

688 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5538 06:37 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, why does the poridge bird lay its eggs in the air?

689 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5538 08:13 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, i am happy!

690 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5538 09:03 [No]

( ´ω`) About time. It took over XII threads.

691 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5538 17:19 [No]

( ´ω`) As to >>688, I never found out what that leprechaun scam was about.

692 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5542 15:20 [No]

〔 =0=〕 -I HAVE RETURNED GRANDPA-

693 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5542 15:52 [No]

( ´ω`) I'm ready to die. Take me to hell.

694 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5542 17:43 [No]

〔 =0=〕 -ACTUALLY I JUST WANTED TO SHOW OFF MY NIFTY NEW ARMOR PLATES-

695 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5542 22:48 [No]

(・∀・) But you have so much more to teach us, Grandpa!!

696 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5543 15:17 [No]

( ´ω`) Okay, one last lesson.

( ´ω`) You suck.

( ´ω`) I'm packing my bags and heading for Hell.

|彡 Bye!

697 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5543 17:00 [No]

　 ∧＿∧　　　 ∧＿∧　　∧＿∧　　 ∧＿∧　　　　∧＿∧
　（　´ω）　　　（　´ω）　　（　´ω）　（　´ω ）　　　（　´ω`）
　（　　　　つ┳∪━━∪━∪━━∪━∪━∪━┳⊂　　　つ
　｜｜　|　 ┃　This life has peacefully ended.　┃　｜｜｜
　（_＿）＿） ┻━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┻　（_＿）＿）　　　　　Thank you.

698 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5543 20:05 [No]

―――――――――
Hey, Satan. How's business?
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
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699 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 16:28 [No]

( ・ω・) Where's Gran-

( ・ω・) I feel funny.

((( ˃ ω˂))) wuggawuggawuggawuggawuggawugga

-DING-

( ´ω`) Hello, kids!

700 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 16:29 [No]

(・∀・) GRANDPA!!!!

(・∀・) What was life like before the internet?

701 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 16:34 [No]

( ´ω`) You know that my shadowy secret past is under NDA, Sonny.

702 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 16:58 [No]

( ・-・) You were a clonepa just a minute ago.

703 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 17:23 [No]

(( ´ω`) I have no idea what you're talking about.

704 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 18:17 [No]

(・∀・) Leave Grandpa alone!

705 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 18:54 [No]

( ・ω・) Oh, yeah. Before Grandpa went to Hel, he asked me personally in his last will and testament to replace him.

( ・ω・) I'm Clonepa #46. I hope to get along with you all.

ｓｈｕｆｆｌｅｓｈｕｆｆｌｅ

( ´ω`) Yeah! Leave Gr-me alone!

706 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 19:36 [No]

( ´ω`) So just what is the deal with airline peanuts?

707 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 20:10 [No]

( ´ω`) Yes sir Mr. Blisterworm sir!

708 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5546 03:04 [No]

|ω`) ....

|ω`) All according to plan.

|彡

709 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5548 04:07 [No]

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710 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5549 16:58 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, if the British hadn't colonized Australia, where would all the Australians be today?

711 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5549 17:05 [No]

( ´ω`) They wouldn't

712 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5550 18:11 [No]

(・∀・) Would too!

713 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5550 19:34 [No]

( ´ω`) Obviously beatings aren't working anymore...

fwip

( ´( ・∀・) OH GOD GRANDPA OKAY THEY WOULDN'T JUST GET OUT

plop

( ´ω`) I'm glad we agree regarding this matter.

714 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 17:33 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, who am us anyway?

715 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 19:33 [No]

(´ω`) I know not who am us, but I know we ain't them.

716 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 19:37 [No]

>>715

( ´ω`) Grotesquepa?

717 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 21:50 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, are you okay? Did you have another visual hallucination? How many fingers am I holding up?

718 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 23:48 [No]

( ´ω`) You don't even have fingers. None of us do.

719 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5554 00:50 [No]

(☄ ﾟ ∀ﾟ)☄ Oh, then what are these?

720 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5554 01:08 [No]

( ´ω`) Well played, Krueger.

721 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5554 02:03 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, you never give me credit for anything.

722 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5559 02:05 [No]

( ´ω`) Because you never do anything of credit, Junior.

723 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5559 02:12 [No]

(・∀・) That's because I'm responsible financially and never acquire any debts.

724 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5559 02:51 [No]

( ´ω`) Good thing, too. I gambled away the last of your college fund in Vegas last weekend.

725 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5559 05:54 [No]

( ´ω`) I bet the whole thing on 23.

( ´ω`) It came up 5.

( ´ω`) Community college for you, boy.

726 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5559 06:08 [No]

(・∀・) I'm going to be an astronaut when I grow up!

727 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5559 15:29 [No]

( ´ω`) No you won't. You'll be a night manager at a Dunkin' Donuts shop.

728 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5559 17:01 [No]

(・∀・) No Dunkin' Donuts in Brasila! HUAHUAHUAHUAHUA

729 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5560 05:36 [No]

( ´ω`) What does that even mean? Junior, have you been in the medicine cabinet again?

730 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5560 05:41 [No]

(・∀・) You locked me in there!

731 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5560 06:07 [No]

( ´ω`) Oh, yes. Have you found my Alzheimer's medication, Junior?

732 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5560 06:42 [No]

(・∀・) No, just this strange bottle with hard-to-make-out writing on it!

(・∀・) Medicinal C... Co... Cocai...

733 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5560 06:52 [No]

(・∀・) Why are you keeping the coco butter locked up?

734 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5560 07:10 [No]

( ´ω`) You can't trick yourself out of this one, Junior. Keep on looking or I'll flush the key.

735 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5560 10:33 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, why does it rain over the ocean? I mean, the ocean can't get any wetter so why hog all the rain?

736 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5560 16:08 [No]

(・∀・) how is babby formed?

737 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5560 16:27 [No]

(・∀・) I found your alzheimers meds. They're in this bottle marked "Rat Poison"

738 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5560 17:04 [No]

( ´ω`) Good! Go and give them to your mother. She's been a little frisky lately.

739 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5560 18:58 [No]

( ´ω`) Oh, yes. Have you found my Alzheimer's medication, Junior?

740 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5560 20:10 [No]

(・∀・) Yeah. They're in this bag marked "Cheese Doodles."

741 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5560 22:24 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, how many languages can you speak at once?

742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5561 04:11 [No]

( ´ω`) ZzzzzzzzzzzzzZZzzZzzzz

743 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5562 20:43 [No]

ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) While he's asleep, I'll steal his fortune!

744 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5563 05:46 [No]

( ´ω`) ZzzzzzzzzZzzitsnotzZzintherejuniorzzzzhehehezzzzZZZzz

745 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5564 15:41 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, why do you sleep so much?

746 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5565 17:06 [No]

( ´ω`) Junior, why do you wake me up so much?

( ´ω`) I aughta smack you.

747 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5565 17:48 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, why can't you spell "oughta"?

748 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5570 00:57 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before Google took over the internet?

749 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5570 01:29 [No]

( ´ω`) Grand. 9600 baud modems and you could have a nap inbetween page loads ZzzzzzzzzzzzzZZzzZzzzz

750 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5570 02:05 [No]

(・∀・) Good idea, Grandpa! I could sure use a nap right about now.

751 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5573 17:34 [No]

( ⌒-⌒) Now that they're asleep, my plan can begin!

752 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5573 23:26 [No]

(・∀・) Wow, you still exist?

753 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5574 00:34 [No]

( ⌒-⌒) ^Yes I a
m
here again hello how are ^you ~~I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING SOUL~~

754 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5575 13:03 [No]

(・∀・) arn't you mr warm guy?

755 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5575 15:26 [No]

( ´ω`) No, he's Smug Fathead (Annoying). There is no Mr. Warm Guy character.

( ´ω`) Not yet.

DUN DUN DUNNNNN

756 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5579 19:24 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, am I the only DQN that doesn't care about Touhou?

757 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5579 19:42 [No]

( ´ω`) Who's toho?

758 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5579 22:33 [No]

(・∀・) Toho is the company that made Godzilla, but that is completely different from Touhou.

759 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5582 02:33 [No]

( ´ω`) I see.

( ´ω`) So who's toho?

760 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5582 03:23 [No]

(・∀・) Toto is the company that builds the world's most best 1.6 gallon toilet. They say it can suck down 1.5 courics in one flush.

761 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5584 19:19 [No]

(　･ω･) I wish I had a toho toilet.

762 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5587 23:41 [No]

( ´ω`) Back in my day, I could shit like a draft horse.

763 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5588 04:58 [No]

(・∀・) Tell me more about your day.

764 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5588 16:03 [No]

( ´ω`) That was pretty much it.

765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5588 16:57 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, why do you always act like such a jeckazz?

766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5588 21:16 [No]

( ´ω`) because Reimu is my illegitimate daughter, and your step-sister.

767 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5589 05:47 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, you're a dirty old pervert and I hate you.

768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5589 22:07 [No]

( ´ω`) Well, you can just eat my dog's bedspread, snottymouth.

769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5592 01:50 [No]

(・∀・) Ewww.

770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5592 06:38 [No]

(・∀・) You don't have a dog Grandpa. Or a bedspread.

771 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5592 19:06 [No]

(　･ω･) Hey Junior, I just found your erotic diary.

772 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5593 01:30 [No]

( ´ω`) Junior, think about the texture of tonight's lasagna. Kinda bedspready, wouldn't you say?

773 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5603 17:54 [No]

(・∀・) Happy New y-

(・∀・) Oh, nevermind. Still September.

774 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5608 12:41 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, those named people keep watching me when I go to the bathroom.

775 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5608 15:15 [No]

( ´ω`) Good, good.

776 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5610 20:36 [No]

(・∀・) I can't pee when people are watching!

777 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5611 04:10 [No]

( ´ω`) But the question is, can you watch when people are peeing?

778 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5611 04:37 [No]

(・∀・) I guess so.

779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5611 15:05 [No]

( ´ω`) So why can't you pee when they watch you?

780 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5623 23:45 [No]

(・∀・) I forgot what I was going to say.

(・∀・) 780get, I guess.

781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5624 01:02 [No]

( ´ω`) Here, go take some of my Alzheimer's medication. It's in the bottle marked "Rat Poison".

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5624 01:29 [No]

(・∀・) Thanks Grandp- oooooo, you almost got me!

(・∀・) They're actually in the Cheese Doodles bag!

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5624 07:08 [No]

( ´ω`) Noooooooooo I was saving those!

784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5626 12:00 [No]

(・∀・) Oh, sorry. I gave them to >>1.

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5628 03:56 [No]

( ´ω`) Well you march right over there and get them back!

786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5633 09:58 [No]

(・∀・) Why arnt we on the front page anymore?

787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5633 20:00 [No]

( ´ω`) Because our conversation starts to get boring, idiot!

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5633 22:11 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, I need help with my math homework. What's the proof for Fermat's Last Theorem?

789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5633 22:34 [No]

( ´ω`) Ferment? You have homework about alcohol now?

790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5633 22:47 [No]

(・∀・) Not until college.

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5633 22:50 [No]

( ´ω`) I already told you that you won't go to college until i win my money back!

792 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5633 22:52 [No]

(・∀・) I guess I'll go to welding school instead.

793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5633 23:00 [No]

( ´ω`) Name even ONE girl that would marry you! You'll die as a virgin unless you zzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzz

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5634 00:23 [No]

(・∀・) Unless what?

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5634 20:37 [No]

( ´ω`) I told you once.

796 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5634 20:55 [No]

(・∀・) But i don't remember, Grandpa! Please tell me!

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5634 21:01 [No]

( ´ω`)

798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5634 21:13 [No]

( ´ω`) Unless you...

799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5634 21:15 [No]

( ・-・) 800get!

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5634 21:15 [No]

( ´ω`) Unless you 800get, yes.

801 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5634 21:16 [No]

(・∀・) Yes?! Yes?! Please tell me!!

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5634 21:16 [No]

(・∀・) Aww man... I'm always too slow!

803 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5634 23:31 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, how do we prepare for Ragnarök when the Earth freezes, and we are washed away!

804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5634 23:45 [No]

( ´ω`) Wear long underwear.

805 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5635 14:01 [No]

(・∀・) Thermal GARMents?

806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5635 23:18 [No]

( ´ω`) UNDERgarments.

807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5636 03:51 [No]

　　　　 |￣￣|　　
　　　＿|＿＿|＿　
　　　 ( ಠmƣ) You've been evicted, haha. Get the hell out of my house

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5636 04:23 [No]

( ´ω`) My family has owned this house for over 11 threads! You can't evict me!

809 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5636 05:45 [No]

(・∀・) You tell him, GARMpa!

810 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5636 12:03 [No]

( ﾟヮﾟ) Are mittens GARments?

811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5636 12:30 [No]

( ´ω`) That's it, Junior, you've gone too far. You're Loki I don't have my cane, or else I'd give you a whacking!

812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5636 14:42 [No]

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Are you guys entering your captchas? I get it... piem lol

813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5636 14:44 [No]

( ・-・) No, he just forgot his pills again.

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5636 17:14 [No]

( ´ω`) My wha-zzzZZZZZZzzzz

815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5636 22:44 [No]

(・∀・) He just gets thor sometimes.

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5636 23:42 [No]

　　　　 |￣￣|　　
　　　＿|＿＿|＿　
　　　 ( ಠmƣ) I just realized I have no authority. Could you spare some caviar and act like I have authority.

817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5639 12:45 [No]

( ´ω`) I have the feeling that you are Beady Eyes in disguise, planning to derail this thread yet again.

818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5639 18:01 [No]

( ・-・) Curses! Foiled again!

|彡 exeunt

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5639 22:59 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what did people do before laptop computers were available?

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5640 03:32 [No]

|・-・) WE HAD TO DERAIL CONVERSATIONS BY BUSTING INTO CLOSED ROOMS AND YELLING AT THE TOP OF OUR LUNGS!

|彡

821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5640 03:52 [No]

>>820 LOL

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5640 05:57 [No]

( ´ω`) Don't encourage him!

823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5640 10:57 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, how do you make flash

824 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5640 17:06 [No]

( ´ω`) Move that switch on the side of the camera before you push the button.

825 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5641 02:47 [No]

( ´ω`) Alternately, draw some pictures on a big piece of paper, photocopy it, color 'em in on the photocopy, and sell the two pieces to a tattoo artist.

826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5641 16:57 [No]

(・∀・) No, I mean making Flash!

827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5641 17:36 [No]

( ´ω`) Junior, i'm going to tell you this only once: NEVER, never underestimate the flash of a camera tattooed to your chest! We've won the war with flash, so don't tell ME what flash izzZZZzzz

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5641 18:10 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa! Wake up!
( ´ω`) *HURF*and I licked her nipples and gave her cunnilingus.
(・∀・) ...Uhh Grandpa.... ;_;

829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5641 18:20 [No]

( ・-・) there is a gay guy in my office, and he referred to hemorrhoids as speedbumps

830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5641 18:47 [No]

( ・-・) We're the math nerds. Uh huh, that's us. Our glasses are thick; our skin bleeding pus. Chalkboards are out and computers are in... Mathmatica, dude! WTF have you been? We're crunching some primes while chatting on forums; Star Trek and Star wars; the Great Pauly Shore--Um, this math problem's simple to solve, can't you see? You need to brush up on your pi, roots, and e.
( ・-・) girl u must be muslim cause im jihard as hell
( ・-・) Ah yes, the Nazi's come to play. Wonderful, the only thing more ignorant than a homophobe is a racist. Well god help you my brother, because if your Hitler youth ass ever steps foot in GA, I will find you myself.
( ・-・) Haha. Whatever. I'm in an animation college, and when I was in high school girls used to BEG for picture from me, and it was the most attention I got in school. Now everyone draws so it's not a big deal. If someone compliments you, take it, because chances are I'm better than you, and would mock you when you left the room.
( ・-・) It appears as though Robert Hanssen, the American FBI agent accused of selling American secrets to the Russians, was a registered Linux user!!! This is further evidence, as if any more was needed, that Linux and communism are inseperable, and that anyone using Linux is supporting the communist murder of millions!
( ・-・) I disagree with the software "Fruity Loops" on the grounds that only 50% or less of the musicians that use this software are actually homosexual. I think they need to either change the name of the software, or have some kind of provision in the EULA that you can only use it if you're gay. Stop faking the funk already.
( ・-・) Im in the middle east. Middle eastern people may have dark skin like a grl.......face it bitch...ur a motherfuckin dick suckin man hoe!!!!!!!!!.........ur a faget ass punk pussy lil girl......ur da gayest person ever........go to hell bitch!!!!

831 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5641 18:49 [No]

( ・-・) slitting open the urethra, cauterizing the prostrate, inflicting corporal punishment, blistering the penis with caustic acid, flaying the penile skin with razor blades, sewing the prepuce shut with metal wire, encasing the genitals in plaster or in lockable metal cages, or fitting the penis with penile rings studded with sharp metallic teeth to discourage erections
( ・-・) Did you know: Google Inc. was the original corporate investor in 50 Cent's career, advancing him $15,000 to produce his first album "Get Rich Or Die Tryin" (Interscope 2003). 50 Cent gave Google a grateful nod when he named his side group "G-Unit" (Google Unit), and they maintain a healthy business relationship to this day.
( ・-・) your mom is so fat that if planck's constant were 1 Js, she STILL wouldn't be able to quantum tunnel through a potential of any significance
( ・-・) I'm all talk? Lets meet at a secluded place and I'll show you how much talk I am you pussy. I'll burry you so deep that your mommy will litter all of California with your missing posters.
( ・-・) You have all been brainwashed. Yes the airwaves taught you that hating blacks is wrong and they do not stop there. They are telling us that we must accept faggots rights. They tell us when we are preaching the word of God about how God hates the HOMOS that we are commiting hate crimes. Another buzzword for you simpletons to use to make yourself think you are a tolerant intelligent person. I guess you folks think you are smarter than God. You tell the semen drinking feces eating faggots that they have a right to do what they do even if it kills them with disease. You say I cannot preach my bible and warn these filthy faggots where they will spend eternity should they continue this vile lifestyle. Does anyone have tolerance for a person living a Christian lifestyle. Who sticks up for us?
( ・-・)So, I just got a job at Starbucks. It's part of my plan for global domination. I'm going to tear the system down from the inside.
( ・-・) faggot! get the fuck out of here. we don't take kindly to you people around here. you're worse than the niggers. at least the niggers are predictable - they just want to make illegitimate children, eat fried chicken, and steal cars - you faggots, who the fuck knows what you're going to do next?
( ・-・) It is well known that apes are close relatives to human beings. What isn’t so well known is just how close relatives the two species are. Apes and humans share much of the same DNA. For instance, the North African Short-Haired Baboon shares over 99% of its DNA with mankind. This particular species is highly adaptable and like chimpanzees, they are able to make crude tools and even utilize rudimentary communication skills. The adaptability of the North African Short hair is evidenced by their lives in captivity, while most species dwindle on extinction and have trouble breeding; the Short-Hairs thrive, often neglecting their offspring, food gathering, and even grooming themselves in order to mate with females. First introduced into captivity sometime in the 1700’s, the North African Short-Haired baboon was utilized as laborers in small farming communities. Today, they enjoy life in urban centers, often living 10 to a den. Sadly, captivity and inbreeding has caused their learning ability to be suppressed and their baser instincts to be more pronounced. Often, they will rely on the gatherings of other species to survive. Utilizing their natural nocturnal abilities, they stalk, undetected, through the habitats of these other species, procuring what it necessary to survive from them, often in the form of Televisions and Hi-top sneakers.

832 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5641 18:50 [No]

( ・-・) i'm sick and tired of people thinking being ugly is just "how god made you"!!! Here's two prime examples of how this statement is false, please feel free to add yer own. :P How one gets fat: Ieating WAY too fucking much [or] Ithey are genetically HUGE [lol only in very few cases] >>Conclusion: lol, fat=no self control to stop fucking eating; no self control=not very attractive; fat=not pretty. How one gets acne: Ioily icky gross dirty skin that isn't washed and has dead skin clogging pores [or] Igenetically gross [lol, in some cases, yet they can be 'fixed' so it's still no excuse] >>>Conclusion: lol, wash yur fucking face! acne=no self responsibity to wash yur fucking face!; no responsibility=lol not very attractive; acne=not pretty THUS, /end rant, but yes, people who don't have the self control to be at a reasonable weight are icky icky gross, and dirty people ho don't wash, lol ew, yea, gross.
( ・-・) I am a substitute teacher for grades K-5 and I was awarded a gold star for starting a movement in my school for "story holes" in which any student could go into a bathroom and sit down and someone read them a story through a hole in the bathroom wall
( ・-・) one time i invited two of my friends (well, my only two friends) over for dinner at my apartment. i was in a bad mood that day and while they were in the living room playing sword quest 4, i masturbated into the milk in the measuring cup before making the mashed potatoes. all three of us enjoyed the meal, myself doubly so... in part because i secretly knew my friends now have my seed in them, and also in part because i ate the mashed potatoes too and the thought of consuming my own seed makes me want to masturbate into more food. i fear i am in a vicious cycle at this point. someone help me? please?
( ・-・) It should be extrusively notated (and annotated) that my imago has been ensnared in the viscosity of time. That is why my transcendent self has been importuned (but not without resisting) despite the hydraulic pressure to limitate and delineate those theotons (the untimely microscopic, particulate hydrole) whose essential god-like characteristics have been laminated into an irreducibly minisculate, atomized, and indeed lionized cannister. Such is the enraptured entrapment of my condition.
( ・-・) PS- you'll fail at everything you ever try. Leave writing to the pros, sit back, and feel the germs crawling all over your amoeba-like body. What's that? Did you leave the oven on? Sorry, I'm so itchy, I can feel tiny mites burrowing into the skin of my scalp, behind my ears, biting my ankles, god, they'll go right through to my brain if I don't scratch them out.I just remembered that I need to go refold all my clothes!
( ・-・) OMG U WILL NOT GET THE TRANSIENT DAMPENING U NEED U MIGHT AS WELL UZE UR RADIO SHAK EARFONES 2 MIC UR DRUM KIT WHICH IS MADE FROM 5 GALLON BUCKETS WHILE PLAYING UR MILK CARTON UKELELE AND INSTEAD OF RECORDING IT JUST HAVE SOME GUY PROMISE TO TRY REALLY HARD TO REMEMBER WHAT IT SOUNDED LIKE SO HE CAN TELL EVERYONE LATER
( ・-・) shut the fuck up you obviously have no idea w-t-f you are talking about why dont you give up and go back to playing yu-gi-on on your little borther's GAYCUBE because you are obviuoulsy too stupid to comprehend a real game like final fantasy 8 (argubly the best game of the series)
( ・-・) You can spot a Nintendo 64 game from a mile away. If the textures look like they were photographed with a cell phone camera, copied to VHS tape, copied to another VHS tape, imported into the computer and saved as a low quality JPEG, and then the computer was chucked into a fire, you know you're playing a Nintendo 64 game.

833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5641 18:53 [No]

( ・-・) FUCK YOU FATSO YEAH YOU CAN TALK SHIT BEHIND YOU COMPUTER YOU FAT NERD. IF I EVER SEE YOU IN THE STREET I'M GONNA STAB YOU IN THE FACE WITH MY HITLER YOUTH KNIFE YOU STUPID CHEESEBURGER CHEEKS THEN YOU'LL FALL TO THR GROUND AND CRY LIKE A LITTLE BITCH STUPID LITTLE RICH VAG YOU DUMBASS SKINHEADS COME FROM MANY DIFFERNT BACKGROUNDS RICH, POOR, MIDDLE CLASS ALTHO I WOULDN'T ACCEPT A PANSY ASS SKIRT LIKE YOU INTO MY GANG
( ・-・) You sick, sick butthole licking UNIX fags. How DARE you use the disgusting and fecal OS that is Linux. Windows is BEST! You fags get raped in the mind by Tux. His fag penguin guise makes you shreik out in terror for Windows, but he fuckes you so much you are forced to use Linux. I bet the fags who reply to this are being ass raped as we speak. Linux is buggy, slow, bloated and turns you into a fag. Windows is best! You huge fruits and your lies about bill games must cease.
( ・-・) I need pictures of your fingernails for a research project I am doing for Columbia University. Preferably extreme closeup of your cuticles. If you could cut them slightly open with a razor blade, just so a little blood leaks onto them.. that would be awesome.
( ・-・) You present a real and true perspective. A perspective of one who spends all his time surfing conspiracy websites and schizophrenic web forum postings, disregarding anything that conflicts with a predetermined conspiracist conclusion.
( ・-・) faggot! get the fuck out of here. we don't take kindly to you people around here. you're worse than the niggers. at least the niggers are predictable - they just want to make illegitimate children, eat fried chicken, and steal cars - you faggots, who the fuck knows what you're going to do next?

834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5641 18:53 [No]

( ・-・)One day Captain Kirk was maiming his cock with a horseshoe when suddenly Mr. Spock ran up to him and shoved his pointy ear up his butt. "What is this for!" the fag captain said. "FAGS FOR YOU AALL!L!!!" the ancient alien howled as suddenly he farted and Captain Kirk twirled around in a daze and his foreskin twisted and his kidney stones turned into wooden beads. He pulled out his pistol and shot lasers at his chastity belt and suddenly he hurdled his dick into Captain Kirk's bellybutton and it tore his flesh while Spock fucked his stomach. Kirk hollered out loud and Mr. Spock threw his shoes to the floor and wrinkled his penis until Kirk bellowed out to make it stop. A maelstrom of shit whizzed around the ship and suddenly a giant fag appeared out side and the U.S.S. Enterprise went up his butt. "Oh what the hell have you gotten us into NOW!" Captain Kirk said as he oozed a condom back on his dick and put his panties back on. OOH!H!!!!!! Mr. Spock started fucking him again and shoved his phazer up his butt. He dissolved his glands and exploded his turds and finally a queer klingon hurdled through the door and smashed Kirk with his butt hairs. A maniac sucked his dick and suddenly Mr. Spock fagged Kirk so hard that his intestines burst open and he died.
( ・-・) gurl what design patterns u into? i'm into: bridge / command / interpreter / prototype / flyweight / strategy / builder / abstract factory / proxy / facade / composite / chain of responsibility / decorator / adapter / factory method / observer / memento / template method / visitor / iterator / mediator / state / singleton
( ・-・) I cut myself because I find it an artform, just like tattoo's, but I LIKE cutting a beautiful drawing into myself, as I did it and I drew it. But I did cut along time ago so, that might be it. Anyway, I only cut when it fades and needs touching up, but it sure feels good!
( ・-・) No more group sex in the Jacuzzi, got it? You all kept me up until 4am, and all the chlorine in the world wouldn't get rid of the shit that I found swimming in this thing 20 minutes ago.
( ・-・) why dont animated gifs come with sound :(
( ・-・) Did You Know: As late as 1987, instruction booklets included in the classic Parker Bros. board game "Monopoly" contained directions for appointing one player as "The Jew"? It was not until the early 90s that references to "The Jew" were replaced by "The Banker" in all game packaging and accompanying material.
( ・-・) The strangest blow job I ever experienced was when I went to visit Shaq and friends in the locker room when he was still playing for LA. They held me down while Kobe held my mouth open and Shaq rammed his elephant trunk man hammer into my mouth. I immediately started gagging and throwing up but the meat missle was so big it held the barf back and it went into my stomach instead. Then they took me into the shower and proceeded to turn me into the team pin cushion, it was like I was a tapestry in a sewing maching I got skewered for hours and I loved it. They finished off my visit with Shaq punching me in the throat and taking a huge dump on my forehead and making me lick his balls while he decorated my skull. It was great. I love black cock, I can't get enough its like catnip.
( ・-・) But anyway, my dad is said to have a ten inch cock, but I have not seen it since I was five, so I don't remember.
( ・-・) oh yeah you're such a dirty girl arent you year girl why dont you jack off daddy yeah take daddy's hard cock in your tiny little doll hands oh yeah that feels so good now jerk daddy's cock off back and forth you little whore oh yeah
( ・-・) What the fuck does that have to do with anyhting. Do you have a dick in your ear or something. i dont want your fuckin apology, I want you to just log off, stop fuckin writing me period and then go to your mothers room, eat her out, beside the drawers, next to the trash cans, and then tell her I appreicate her shaving my balls b/c its really hard to do it myself. Until next time, fuck you and use your teeth to pick the hairs off my ass. ha ha.

835 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5641 18:54 [No]

(・∀・) SUPER DERAILMENT!

836 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5641 20:35 [No]

( ´ω`) I've seen better.

837 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5641 20:41 [No]

( ﾟ -ﾟ) That whole wall of text approach just reeks of desperation.

( ﾟヮﾟ) I love mittens!

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5641 21:53 [No]

( ´ω`) Mittens?

( ´ω`) Dammit, I lost my train of thought. Thanks a bunch.

839 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5642 17:55 [No]

( ・-・) Wait, that worked?

840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5642 22:00 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, I've never seen you this derailed before!

(・∀・) It's scary...

841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5642 23:33 [No]

( ´ω`) CURSE YOU, MITTENS!!!!

842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5643 03:13 [No]

( ﾟ -ﾟ) ... sorry.

843 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5643 05:12 [No]

(・∀・) So, Grandpa... what was life like before the internet?

844 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5643 05:50 [No]

( ´ω`) It was a cold life... one with less mittens.

845 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5643 14:14 [No]

(・∀・) It's worse than I thought!

846 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5643 17:29 [No]

( ・-・)

847 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5643 23:59 [No]

( ´ω`) What, you need some mittens or something, bunnyboy?

848 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5644 15:28 [No]

Grandpa, when are you going to die so I can collect your insurance?

849 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5644 15:48 [No]

( ´ω`) Who said that? I did not see anyone!

850 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5644 17:34 [No]

(・∀・) Now see what you've done, Mittens? He's hallucinating!

851 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5644 19:43 [No]

( ´ω`) Screw this.
-voot-
( ・ω・) Hi! My name is Clonepa!

852 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5645 23:05 [No]

(・∀・) Bring back Grandpa! I have a lot of questions for him!

853 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5645 23:08 [No]

( ・ω・) Ask me instead!

854 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5646 00:35 [No]

(・∀・) Okay. Clonepa, what was life like before the internet?

855 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5646 02:06 [No]

( ・ω・) I don't know, I wasn't around back then.

( ・ω・) This is fun! Ask me another!

856 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5646 02:39 [No]

(・∀・) Why are you such a butt, Clonepa?

857 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5646 16:58 [No]

( ・ω・) I don't know, I don't even have an anus.

( ・ω・) This is fun! Ask me another!

858 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5647 10:35 [No]

( ´ω`) Someone threw me down a flight of stairs. I think it was that ugly gentleman over there.

( ・ω・) I did nothing of the sort!

859 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5647 13:33 [No]

(・∀・) Why did you throw Grandpa down the stairs, Clonepa?

860 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5647 15:59 [No]

( ・ω・) I wondered if he might bounce like a beach ball.

( ・ω・) This is fun! Ask me another!

861 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5649 00:48 [No]

( ・ω・) Go on! Ask me a q-
-voot-
( ´ω`) Alright already, I'm back.

862 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5649 01:49 [No]

(・∀・) Oh.

863 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5649 04:06 [No]

(・∀・) I'm out of questions.

864 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5649 05:44 [No]

( ´ω`) ...

865 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5649 05:44 [No]

( ・ω・)

866 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5649 21:24 [No]

( ´ω`) Just as well, it's afternoon nap time.

867 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5650 14:01 [No]

(・∀・) Why do you sleep so often, Grandpa?

868 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5650 19:36 [No]

( ´ω`) z

869 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5652 20:22 [No]

(・∀・) Hey! Grandpa! Wake up!

870 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5652 20:53 [No]

( `ω´) ZZZ

871 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5652 22:04 [No]

(・∀・) Wait, how can someone sleep in capital letters?

872 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5652 22:32 [No]

( `ω´) I SAID ZZZ

873 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5652 22:55 [No]

(・∀・) Jeez, Sorrrrreeeeeee pops.

874 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5652 23:01 [No]

　　　　　ZZZ ZZZ ZZZ ZZZ ZZZ!
ｶﾞｯ　　　 ∧__∧　 ∩
　　　　　（　`ω´)彡☆
　　　　　　⊂彡☆))∀・) < ow sorry ow ow ow ow

875 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5653 04:46 [No]

(#)∀・) Grandpa, why do you always hit me so hard?

876 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5653 12:05 [No]

( ´ω`) When you were a little baby you always sang a song called "Hit me hard and hit me fast"

877 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5653 12:08 [No]

　　　　　You woke me up yet again!
ｶﾞｯ　　　 ∧__∧　 ∩
　　　　　（　`ω´)彡☆
　　　　　　⊂彡☆))∀・) < ow sorry ow ow ow ow

878 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5653 20:15 [No]

(#)∀・) I'm calling Child Services!

879 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5653 20:24 [No]

( ´ω`) Be sure to remind them it's their turn to bring the beer.

880 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5653 20:28 [No]

KNOCK KNOCK
THIS IS CHILD PROTECTION SERVICES, OPEN UP
JUST KIDDING!

(//･ヮ･)\ Hey gramps I brought a kegger!

881 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5653 20:54 [No]

( ´ω`) Stop, who are you and what do you do in my house? Junior, give me my longsword!

882 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5653 22:35 [No]

(#)∀[-]) The swelling has blocked the blood from flowing to my other eye! I can't see a thing!

883 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5653 22:49 [No]

( ・-・) Everybody stand back, I am a doctor! Junior, how many fingers am I holding up?

884 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5654 01:40 [No]

(#)∀[-]) Rabbits don't have fingers.

885 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5654 04:48 [No]

(#)∀[-]) owwww...
-pop-
(・∀・) Oh, hey, I'm all better for some reason!

886 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5654 16:24 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is it overcast and 44°out right now?

887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5654 22:07 [No]

( ´ω`) Because your mother never loved you, Junior.

888 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5655 00:19 [No]

　　　　　　　　*-*,
　　　　　　,*\/|`| \
　　　　　　\' ಠ_ಠ '| *,　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　\ `| | |/ )　＜　You have forgotten to water me...
　　　　　　　| |'| , /　　　　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　　　　　　　|'| |, /
　　　　　　__|_|_|_|__
　　　　　　[___________]
　　　　　　|　　　　　|
　　　　　　\　　　　/
　　＿＿＿\　　　/＿＿＿＿
.　　　　　　　\_____/　　　　　　＼
　　＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿_＼
　　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ | |￣
　　　＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿__| |
　　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| |

889 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5656 06:28 [No]

( ・-・) >>888 八八八 is a lucky number in China

890 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5658 18:08 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is 八八八 a lucky number in China?

891 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5658 18:27 [No]

( ´ω`) Because they're a stupid bunch of uneducated peasants, Junior.

892 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5658 21:13 [No]

(　｀ハ´) Do not call my people a "stupid bunch of uneducated peasants", le!

893 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5658 21:58 [No]

( ´ω`) Coke brings your ancestors back from the dead!

894 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5659 05:35 [No]

(　｀ハ´) It does?

895 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5659 06:23 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa I just wanted to let you know I love you.

896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5660 21:31 [No]

( ´ω`) That's nice, Junior.

( ´ω`)

897 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5664 04:39 [No]

(・∀・) A little reciprocation would be nice.

898 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5664 04:48 [No]

( ´ω`) Who are you?

899 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5664 06:42 [No]

( ・-・) Your landlord. You owe me 900get for the rent.

900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5664 11:22 [No]

( ´ω`) I don't think so. This 900get is way too delicious.

901 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5667 14:47 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, why can you eat gets?

902 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5667 16:36 [No]

( ´ω`) Yes, but it takes years of training..

903 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5667 18:57 [No]

(・∀・) I thought they were currency, though.

904 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5667 22:58 [No]

( ´ω`) I once had a dog...

(・∀・) ...

( ´ω`) ...

(・∀・) ...and?

( ´ω`) zzzzZZZZZZ

905 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5668 11:40 [No]

(・∀・) You know, Granpa... I have the feeling that you are not sleepy. You have alzheimer's and try to hide it by pretending to fall asleep every time you forget something!

906 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5668 14:56 [No]

( ´ω`) Who are you again, and what are you doing in my thread?

907 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5668 17:22 [No]

(・∀・) I'm Junior. I set 'em up, and you knock 'em out of the park!

908 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5669 00:13 [No]

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

　　　　　　　　　Σ>(　ﾟハﾟ) ... don't mind me ...

909 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5669 03:53 [No]

( ´ω`) Junior, why is there a catfish swimming in my thread?

910 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5669 14:34 [No]

(・∀・) Because the diararhea-level reached a certai-Wait! I am the one asking questions!

911 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5673 15:20 [No]

　　　　　┏━┳━━┳━━┓
　　　　　┣ヽ￣　/ (･ω･)┣∧
　　　　　┣━━╋━╋━┫┃
　　　　　┣､ﾊ,,､＼(. ＼ノ╋∧
(・∀・)つ┗┻━━┻━┻━┛
Grandpa, I found a Clonepa model!

912 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5674 18:44 [No]

( ´ω`) That's not me, Junior, that's a terrist.

913 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5680 19:26 [No]

(・∀・) I'm gonna build it and then set it free on an unsuspecting world!

914 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 15:02 [No]

( ´ω`) Go for it.

915 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5685 01:30 [No]

Go man, go!
(・∀・)つ (･ω･)

916 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5685 02:30 [No]

(・∀・)つ (´ω`)

917 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5687 03:11 [No]

( ´・__・) Hi, dear.

918 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5687 03:12 [No]

( ´ω`) What the hell do you want, you moon-faced assassin of joy?

919 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5687 15:40 [No]

( ´・__・) Your alimony check is late again.

920 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5687 17:59 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, are you going to die when this thread closes?

921 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5687 20:16 [No]

( ´ω`) I die a little inside every time a thread closes, Junior.

922 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5688 00:50 [No]

( ´ω`) But what I'm actually going to do is turn into a zombie.

923 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5688 19:18 [No]

(・∀・) Really? but what would you look like then?

924 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5688 19:31 [No]

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) hrrrrrrmmmmm

925 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5688 21:38 [No]

　 ∧＿∧　　　∧＿∧　　　∧＿∧　　 ∧＿∧　　　　∧＿∧
　（ ´ﾟωﾟ`）　（ ´ﾟωﾟ`）　　（ ´ﾟωﾟ`）　（ ´ﾟωﾟ`）　　　（ ´ﾟωﾟ`）
　（　　　　つ┳∪━━∪━∪━━∪━∪━∪━┳⊂　　　つ
　｜｜　|　 ┃This thread is the walking dead.　 ┃　｜｜｜
　（_＿）＿） ┻━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┻　（_＿）＿）　　　　　brainzzz

926 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5692 06:02 [No]

( ´ω`) "Keep on truckin'" is our motto of the year at the nursing home's zombie flash mob!

927 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5693 06:20 [No]

( ´ω`) Good times...

928 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5693 20:07 [No]

( ´ω`) Fun for all ages...

929 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5693 20:59 [No]

(・∀・) Keep on truckin'!

930 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5694 12:06 [No]

( ´ω`) Shut your whore mouth, Junior.

931 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5696 01:34 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what's your favorite flavor of paint?

932 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5696 03:39 [No]

( ´ω`) When you're as old as me, they all taste like styrofoam.

933 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5696 15:55 [No]

(・∀・) Hey, Grandpa! Hey, Grandpa!

934 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5696 16:34 [No]

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`) What?

935 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5696 18:02 [No]

(・∀・) ...
(・∀・) ...
(・∀・) You suck.
(・∀・) TEE HEE.

936 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5696 19:04 [No]

( ´ω`) That's very clever, Junior. Why don't you go try it on that cop over there?

937 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5696 23:06 [No]

(・∀・) I'm not falling for that trick twice!

938 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5697 04:31 [No]

( ´ω`)ﾉ(・∀・) I am also not pulling on your finger again!

939 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5697 06:59 [No]

( ´ω`) No, that's my dick.

940 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5698 14:40 [No]

>>939
(・∀・) Really? You might want to get that checked out then.

941 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5698 19:45 [No]

( ´ω`) It's lasted more than 4 hours...

942 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5704 14:34 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, isn't it tragical that you have less than 60 posts left to live until you turn into a zombie?

943 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5705 03:55 [No]

( ´ω`) Yes. Yes it is.

( ´ω`) Mind-numbingly tragical.

944 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5705 04:33 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, how has it been 12 threads and you're just turning into a zombie now?

945 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5705 05:42 [No]

( ´ω`) I lost the antidote.

946 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5705 13:50 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, when you're a zombie, will you still be able to answer my questions?

947 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5705 14:24 [No]

( ´ω`) Probably, but the answers will be very slow, and very simmilar.

( ´ω`) Like "................BrrrrrrrrrRRRAAAAAAAAAAAIIIINNNNSSSssss........."

948 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5706 20:31 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, how do I steal content and pass it off as my own.

949 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5706 22:04 [No]

( ´ω`) It's so easy, you're doing it right now!

950 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5707 03:00 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, how many Americans did you kill in the war?

951 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5707 04:16 [No]

(・∀・) To be honest, Grandpa, I never liked you.

952 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5708 00:24 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa... I still don't like you.

953 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5708 01:24 [No]

( ´ω`) That's nice, Jimmy.

954 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5708 07:13 [No]

( ´ω`) this thread is special I can fee-ZZZZzzzZZZZZZZzzzzz

955 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5708 07:20 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, I just got done watching Slayers. Is Slayers NEXT just as good?

956 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5708 19:44 [No]

( ´ω`) Yes. It's also just as bad.

957 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5709 20:44 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, when will the Emperor of Japan take the throne and conquer the rest of the globe again?

958 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5709 21:21 [No]

( ´ω`) That's nice, Jimmy.

959 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5709 23:20 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, hey grandpa, do you know grandpa, when will it be hey grandpa, and I wanted you to know grandpa, because hey grandpa, should I grandpa? Grandpa, why is it grandpa when I hey grandpa, you could say he's grandpa, then grandpa...

960 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5710 02:15 [No]

( ´ω`) Sonny, did I ever tell you about the time I Anal virgin girl, analsex video, ass traffic, anal sex virgin pic, anal destruction. Twitching anus, bare ass, aria giovanni fisting, dennis leary asshole

961 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5710 05:14 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, quit being a d-bag.

962 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5710 12:06 [No]

( ´ω`) Sonny, quit being a twitching anus.

963 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5710 22:01 [No]

(・∀・) I can't help it! It's itchy!!

964 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5711 04:01 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, my name is Junior.

965 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5711 04:29 [No]

( ´ω`) That's nice, Jimmy.

966 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5711 13:43 [No]

(・∀・) That's nice, Jimmy

967 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5711 13:46 [No]

( ´ω`) That's nice, Junior

968 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5711 17:30 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, we've been through alot together, and I just want to ask... Are you really just one poster, or several posters disgusing themselves as one?

969 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5711 21:08 [No]

( ´ω`) It shall forever be a mystery.

970 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5712 23:46 [No]

(・∀・) Dammit Grandpa, I need closure!

971 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5713 01:05 [No]

( ´ω`) Well, I need considerable medical care, but I don't see you ponying up for that!

972 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5713 16:21 [No]

(・∀・) It's my birthday, what did you get for me?

973 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5713 17:06 [No]

( ´ω`) You ain't a kid no more. I didn't get you jack. Be a man, get a job and start buying me presents for once in your life you worthless little shit.

*grumbles* Kids, today. No respect for their elders. I swear.*grumbles*

974 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5713 18:44 [No]

(・∀・) Who is jack, Grandpa? And why did you say grumbles two times? And where were you when you said that?

975 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5715 08:09 [No]

( ´ω`) Jack is your brother. You see Junior, you had a brother, but you ate him while you still were inside your mother's womb.

976 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5715 08:10 [No]

( ´ω`) And now you have cancer or someZZZzzzZZZ

977 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5715 08:55 [No]

(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 NOOOO! GRANDPA YOU CAN'T SLEEP NOW! THIS THREAD HAS TO END ON A HIGH NOTE!

978 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5715 16:14 [No]

( `ω´) ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

979 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5716 01:12 [No]

(・∀・) Okay, jeez... no need to sleep angrily at me about it.

980 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5716 01:25 [No]

( ´ω`) I had another dream about the war.

981 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5716 04:57 [No]

( ´ω`) The sky was full of stars, and every star was an exploding ship - one of ours. That idiot squadron leader of ours went full out ramming speed at the nearest enemy ship, and got tractored inside. Soon after that, the fighting stopped.

( ´ω`) Then it started up again.

982 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5716 06:04 [No]

(・∀・) Star Wars?

983 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5716 17:08 [No]

( ´ω`) I played Sulu.

984 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5716 17:58 [No]

( ´ω`) Played him for a fool, I did!

985 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5717 12:12 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, when we play River City Ransom, why do you always have to be Ryan? I wanna be Ryan!

986 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5717 20:23 [No]

( ´ω`) As soon as you find a friend your age who wants to play with you, you can be Ryan. Until then, you're stuck with whatsisname.

987 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5720 04:07 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, how ya gonna end dis here threadizzle?

988 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5720 04:15 [No]

( ´ω`) Some shitstain is going to make a bunch of worthless filler posts and then quickly make thread XIII in order to have the "honor" of ending this thread and creating the next. After that I'll pretend to be a zombie for a while before we settle back into our comfortable routine.

989 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5720 17:13 [No]

(・∀・) Shall we get started then?

990 Name: ( ´ω`) : 1993-09-5720 18:14 [No]

There's no time like the present.

991 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5720 18:33 [No]

( ・-・) Remember when I ended the thread? That was awesome.

992 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5720 18:53 [No]

( ´ω`) This thread has already ended, junior.

993 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5720 18:56 [No]

( ´ﾟω｡`) and so has my life

994 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5720 21:28 [No]

(・∀・) You always sucked, Grandpa.

995 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5721 04:19 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, we still have 5 more posts, not counting this one.

996 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5721 04:24 [No]

( ´ω`) Someone forgot the worthless filler posts before starting 13 and making zombie jokes.

997 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5721 04:30 [No]

( ・-・) I'm totally going to 1000get this thread!

( ・-・) DON'T TRY TO STOP ME

998 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5721 04:31 [No]

(・∀・) Should I tell him, Grandpa?

999 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5721 04:32 [No]

( ´ω`) Tell who what now?

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[Part XII] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [Legendary] (118)

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2 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5324 11:05 [No]

3 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5324 11:23 [No]

4 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5324 12:13 [No]

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