[NEW FRIEND] Psypa [Freudian] (91)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5345 03:54

( ・ Ψ・) Call me Psypa. Ready for therapy/particle physics?

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5345 06:46

I thought Rapidshare happy hours would have free beer

3 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5345 14:29

( ・ Ψ・) Let's talk about your alcohol problem.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5345 21:17

( ; ヮ;)

Well it all started when I drank my parents' entire alcohol supply when they went to Yoshinoya.

Then I became fascinated with Troy's beer bong, and fantasy football, and tribal tattoos.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5346 02:21

(・∀・) Dear Psypa, I seem to have the desire to kill my father and possess my mother...

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5346 17:21

( ・ Ψ・) you're fine. move along plz. give me your \\\\

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5347 02:22

I'm fascinated by cameras with zoom lenses of 10X or more.

8 Name: ICHIII : 1993-09-5347 03:55

( `Д´)つ PSYPA I WEIGH HUNDREDS OF KILO AND IM HOMOSEXUAL.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5347 13:00

( ・ Ψ・)

>>7 Well, as long as it doesn't interfere with your day-to-day life...

>>8 NEED SOME PILLS? here take this suppository ( ・ Ψ・)つ(・∀・)

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5347 17:47

(( ・ Ψ・) I'm actually completely full of shit. I don't know anything, but claim a whole bunch of fallacies to be fact and easily sway the ignorant masses.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5347 18:28

( ・-・) You quack! How dare you hand out pills without a prescription from me?

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 01:21

(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-~ I can't handle a day without smoking, even though I know smoking is the leading cause of haert disease and cancer.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 05:01

( ・ Ψ・) You secretly desire heart disease and cancer. You should follow your dreams.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5351 13:01

( ・ Ψ・) I diagnose everything with my copy of DSM III.

>>8 is an unhappy homosexual and therefore will be institutionalized.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5351 15:28

Therapist more like THE RAPIST ( ˃ ヮ˂)

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5352 01:11

( ・ Ψ・) In actuality, I always use hypnosis before making sexual advances. You can't rape the willing.

17 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5352 17:11

(・∀・) Grandpa, what's rape?

18 Name: ( ´ω`) : 1993-09-5352 18:09

( ´ω`) It's when a man loves a woman, the circle of life. It's necessary to ensure the continuation of our species.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5352 18:13

( ・-・) It's workers seizing the means of reproduction.

20 Name: ( ・ Ψ・) : 1993-09-5352 18:16

( ・ Ψ・) Rape is the result of a young boy never sleeping with his mother when he was a child. It's a phallic thing.

21 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5352 19:06

(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ By the way, do you use the plural form "Phalluses" or "Phalli"? Both are acceptable, but which is preferable is a question that has bugged me for as long as I can remember.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5352 19:47

( ・ Ψ・) Why? Is it because your cigarette smoking habit is an expression of suppressed homosexual tendencies?

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5352 21:47

(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ You seem uncomfortable with the idea of more than one phallus. Are you sure you can call yourself a professional in such circumstances?

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5353 03:32

( ・ Ψ・) I consider myself a professional. Besides having a fixation with one phallus is no problem. You went through your phallic stage of development, so did I, so did every DQN and VIPPER alike.

. . .( - Ψ-)hmmm....

( ・ Ψ・) Castration anxiety...

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5353 03:54

( ・ Ψ・) Phalli is, in fact, the more acceptable usage of phallus.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5353 12:19

( ・-・) This thread will probably be forgotten soon. That's sad.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5353 15:28

(・∀・) What thread?

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5353 16:00

( ・-・) THIS THREAD

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5353 18:53

( ・-・) RIGHT HERE DOOFUS GOD

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5353 20:00

(・∀・) I don't see it.

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5353 20:41

(( ・ Ψ・) An advanced stage of reality denial. I got some pills for that.

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5353 20:53

(・∀・) The Doofus God told me that pills were a crutch for the weak.

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5354 00:09

Burger King to return to Japan after 5 years (18)
1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4855 11:18 [Del]

NEW YORK ― Burger King Corp said Friday that it will return to the Japanese market in 2007 after a five-year absence. Burger King Corp CEO John Chidsey said the company will tie up with Lotte Co and Revamp Corp, which will operate the fast food outlets under license agreement.

They plan to open 100 Burger King stores over five years from 2007. Chidsey said Japan is important to Burger King's international development strategy. Burger King has more than 11,000 outlets around the world, of which 90% are franchises. Burger King pulled out of Japan in 2001 in the wake of weak sales and a price war with McDonalds.

U.S. doughnut brand Krispy Kreme is also heading for Japan, Lotte and Revamp having already opened their first such store in Tokyo on Friday.
2 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4855 12:02 [Del]

i don't live in japan.
3 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4855 13:36 [Del]

bye bye perfect body girls. ;(
4 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4855 14:27 [Del]

The whopper could feed like ... 8 people over there!
5 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4875 17:51 [Del]

>>3
The girls at agastia.com were sumo sized already.

There are plenty of BBW in Japan.
6 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4875 19:38 [Del]

>>5
leave it to a dqn to have a website about fat japanese girl porn onhand at all times.

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5354 03:54

( ・ Ψ・) It's too late, this thread must be lombotomized

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5354 12:23

⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ NOT IF I CAN HELP IT

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5354 13:59

( ・ Ψ・) I don't find the word "anal" funny at all. Not one bit.

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5354 18:45

(・∀・) Don't be so anal about it.

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5356 03:56

⊂二二二( ・ Ψ・)二二二⊃ PILLS

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5356 15:50

⊂二二二( ´^ Ψ^ิ)二二二⊃ D-ERPS!

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5356 19:05

⊂二二二( O ΨO)二二二⊃ ACIEEED

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5357 13:31

( ・ Ψ・) What is the criteria for schizophrenia again?

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5357 14:22

(・∀・) You need a minimum of 50 pieces of foil in your house, and at least half a dozen cat toys. Oh, and a few tabs of acid.

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5361 03:15

( ・ Ψ・) I would like to submit my thesis to the IRB for the following study.

( - Ψ-) ahem

( ・ Ψ・) I have found a positive correlation between thread titles that contain a SJIS character and increased post-count.
The study contained 1993 subjects with no incentive. The ANOVA reveals the main effects of SJIS, F(1,76) = 37.29, p < .001, and Post Count, F(1,76) = 12.82, p < .001. There is a statistically significant interaction between SJIS and Post Count, F(1,76) = 3.59, p < .032.

( ・ Ψ・) unfortunately the title of this thread does not contain SJIS and therefore will suffer a reduced post-count.

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5361 07:12

(;∀;) I recently visited a website called 4chan.org, and now I have lost the will to live. How should I kill myself?

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 21:21

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5368 15:01

( ・ Ψ・) I am going to follow in the footsteps of Freud and start my cocaine addiction today.

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5371 23:34

( ・ Ψ・)

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5372 14:48

キタ━━━━━━( ・ Ψ・)━━━━━━ !!!!!

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5372 15:18

(・∀・) Anyways dude, wtf is with yo mouf.

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5372 16:06

( ・ Ψ・) Do you feel the need to talk "street" in order to fit in with your peer group?

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5372 18:17

( ・ Ψ・) Der der nichts weiss und weiss das er nichts weiss weiss mehr dann der der nichts weiss und weiss nicht das er nichts weiss

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 19:55

>>49
( ・ Ψ・) If I didn't have this mouth I wouldn't be PSYpa now would I? I'd just be Spacepa.

( ・ ・)( ・ Ψ・) and thank god Spacepa doesn't exist.

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 20:58

( ・ω・)っω So is this called a clone?

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 21:11

( ・ Ψ・) gibbelsig firepance FIREPANTCE

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 23:18

(・∀・) Too many goddamn -pa's up in this place! What is this, a nursing home?

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 23:36

( ・ Ψ・) My mouth is the Cockdinger slave function, it expresses the amount of black men in my possession as a function of the size of my cock. And I have a large cock.

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5375 01:01

( ・ ・)っω
( ・ω・)c'
( ・ω・)
(・ω・)

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5375 01:49

~A DQN'S MORNING ROUTINE~

[ Hm... Which one should I pick today?]
    v
 ( ・ ・)  ω  ∀  -  ゚ ヮ゚  Ψ  

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5375 04:14

             ミ v
 ( ・ ・)  ω  ∀  -  ゚ ヮ゚  Ψ
 
 ( ・ ・)           ゚ ヮ゚     

 ( ・゚ ヮ゚・)

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5375 05:18

>>59 SO CUTEE!!

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5375 18:28

( ´ω`) Phwoarr, under the moon loli to issho!

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5375 22:46

>>59
HOLY SHIT WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE LAWL BEADY MITTENS

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5375 23:39

( ・゚ ヮ゚・) THE DOTS SHALL MORPH INTO KAWAII CHEEK LINES
( -゚ ヮ゚-)
( -゚ ヮ゚-) I am mittens ver 2.0. Please insert mittens.

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 00:45

>>63

I liked the dots better... They looked like moles... Of cuteness...

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 02:26

>>64
But if you imagine the dots as eyes, he looks angry

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 02:29

( ・゚ ヮ゚・) THE DOTS SHALL MORPH INTO KAWAII CHEEK LINES
( ・- ヮ-・)
( ・- ヮ-・)Mittens I am....not.

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 02:30

( ・ Ψ・) I must study this evolution of mittens.

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 03:52

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ −! i I'm pretty sure that's the 20th angel.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

69 Name: ( ・˃ヮ˂・) : 1993-09-5376 21:42

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5378 01:53

 ( ・゚ ヮ゚・) SOoooooooooo wat am I called then? Mittenpa?

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5378 10:11

( ・-・) No, more like “composite eye freak”.

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5378 18:11

( ・-・) You hear that, freak?!

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5378 18:40

( ・-・) >>69 was a blank post (didn't know you could even do that) and a waste of a 69get. i could have made a sehcs joke by then.

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5378 20:57

>>73
You have to post with 「ぬるぽ」 in the email field.

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5378 22:03

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 20:24

Allport told the story in his autobiographical essay in Pattern and Growth in Personality of his visit as a young, recent college graduate to the already famous Dr. Sigmund Freud in Vienna. To break the ice upon meeting Freud, Allport recounted how he had met a boy on the train on the way to Vienna who was afraid of getting dirty. He refused to sit down near anyone dirty, despite his mother's reassurances. Allport suggested that perhaps the boy had learned this dirt phobia from his mother, a very neat and apparently rather domineering type. After studying Allport for a minute, Freud asked, "And was that little boy you?"

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 21:29

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78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 01:00

>>76 is a DIRTY BOY DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY

( ・ Ψ・)

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 01:55

­

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 11:52

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 18:44

( ・ Ψ・) Examining people's brains is like scratching your itchy anus, you get off on it.

( ・ Ψ・) ...

( ・ Ψ・) I mean you get dirty fingers.

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5395 00:31

     ∧_∧        ∧_∧ Hello there,
     (  ゚ ゚)       .(・∀・ ) what's your name?
     (    .)        (    )
     | | |        \ \ \
     (__)_)         (_(_)

    ( ゚ ゚)
  
    ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄
     ∧_∧        ∧_∧ I don't understand...
     (  ゚ ゚)       .(・∀・.;) How old are you anyway?
     (    .)        (    )
     | | |        | | |
     (__)_)       (_(__) 

    ( ゚ ゚)゚)
  
    ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄
     ∧_∧        ∧_∧ I don't understand you at all.  
     (  ゚ ゚)       .(-∀-;.) Please speak proper sentences!
     (    .)        (    )
     | | |        | | |
     (__)_)       (_(__) 

    ( ゚ ゚)゚)゚)、( ゚( ゚ ゚)。
  
    ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
     ∧_∧        ∧_∧  Okay! Okay! You are a weirdo!
     (  ゚ ゚)       .(・∀・#.)  Obiously you are not from earth!
     (    .)        (    .)  I think I'd better leave now!
     | | |        | | |
     (__)_)       (_(__) 

     ∧_∧            ∧_∧  Man, that was odd...  
     (  ゚ ゚)       .    ( ・∀・)  Now, where to go to play?
     (    .)           ...(.    .) 
     | | |            人  .Y
     (__)_)           し (_)

                            Whaatheehell I am disappeeeaar...
     ∧_∧            ∧_∧  
     (    ゚)))))))))))))))))))))))))) ゚ ゚) 
     (    .)           ...(. つ つ 
     | | |            人  .Y
     (__)_)           し (_)

     ∧_∧            ∧_∧ 
     ( .  ゚))))))))))))))))))  ゚ ゚) 
     (    .)           ...⊂   つ     deng!
     | | |            | | | ∀;;;・
     (__)_)           .(__)_)*・;;。:::

     ∧_∧        ∧_∧
     (  ゚ ゚)       .(゚ ゚  ) 
     (    .)        (    )
     | | |        | | | ∀;;;・
     (__)_)       (_(__)*・;;。:::

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 03:59

( ・゚ ヮ゚・) FUCKING RUN IT'S SPACEPA

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 17:32

(  ゚ ゚)つヮ ( ・゚ ゚・)

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5408 00:16

(  ゚ ゚)つ・・ (  ゚ ゚)

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5411 02:52

(・  ゚ヮ ゚・)C'
(・  ゚ヮ ゚・)
(・  ゚ヮ ゚・) I aM the "a mittens", pleaSe where to beING the fuNCtion of LIBERATINg the mittens for a emerGENCY?

87 This post sucked.

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8501 17:20

( ・゚ ヮ゚・)TOO MANY HOES UP IN MY MOTHA FUCKIN MEAL
( ・゚ ヮ゚・)ASKIN IF I KNOW HOW A MOTHA FUCKA FEEL

89 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10307 20:09

( ´ω`) Juner, have you seen my pills? I think I left them around this thread.

90 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10334 23:53

( ・ Ψ・) Old man, we got your bloodwork back, and your autism levels are too low!
( ・ Ψ・) Your punishment treatment is 20 hours of Gikopoipoi.

91 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10341 04:56

( ´ω`) Lies, I don't have blood.

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