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[♪♪]Previous Poster Introduces Next Poster Before They Do a SOLO [♪♪} (53)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 12:26 [No]

Thank you, >>0

Now >>1 is a man from the rolling thunder.
The thriller on the bass guitar.
He can walk that cats scratch walk.
And talk that mean southern crawl.
TAKE IT HOME >>1

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 17:38 [No]

>>1 is dirt.

he is a bastard and he is dirty pig.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 00:15 [No]

>>2 sucks so much ass, he made it to the Guiness book of world records.

Now, >>3 Time for you to make the greatest display at the bag convention in the douche aisle!

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 00:34 [No]

Good job throwing one out to yourself, >>3

And now, >>5 walks out and vomits from stage fright!

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 01:02 [No]

...sorry, I can't do this.

Over to you, >>6

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 01:08 [No]

I have some pills for that >>5, maybe give it a try later.

But now we're in for a smashing performance by >>7.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 02:01 [No]

Thank you >>6!

But me blowing myself up is just a warm-up for the stunning juggling act you'll get from >>8!

The difference between him and a normal juggler? He uses bowling balls coated in baby oil!

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 02:17 [No]

Sorry, I've run out of babies to extract baby oil from! You'll have to settle for normal bowling-ball juggling.

I'm no longer used to handling my sweaty, unoiled balls- usually my lovely assistant takes care of that for me- so they are liable to fly into the crowd, allowing Doctor >>9 to arrive with the paramedics and give a masterful demonstration of triage.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 05:12 [No]

Ahh... thank you, >>8. I'm sorry I'm late, but I was busy raiding the ER dispensary. Hey, my morphine habit ain't gonna support itself. Anyhoo, I needed to stop by there anyway in order to stock up on these bags of medical marijuana that I'm currently passing out to the audience. Smoke up, everybody! You all look like you have glaucoma. Do you have glaucoma? I think you have glaucoma. Take a few tokes, people. Believe me, it'll really help you to appreciate the performance of my good friend Mr. >>10, who will be joining us shortly to demonstrate his gift of playing the guitar using only his penis.

That Viagra I snagged for him should just now be taking effect, so I think we can expect him out here any time...

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5408 01:37 [No]

You are a real bonehead, >>9.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5408 02:16 [No]

>>11 is a man who needs no introduction!

So I will shut up and let him play the guitar.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5408 02:49 [No]

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13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5408 02:50 [No]

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14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 11:48 [No]

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15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 19:52 [No]

Nobody ever introduces me...
I wish i could be as cool as >>16...

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5411 22:37 [No]

>>15 will reach 1/18th of my coolness if he works on it for 10000 years.

Now for someone who is so hip he belongs in the HG2G headquarters

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5412 20:54 [No]

I-

I can't read what's on the telepromp..

That's because there's no words on-

THERE'S NO FUCKING WORDS ON IT

FUCKING THING SUCKS

. . .

What!? "TO PLAY US OUT" WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?

FUCK IT.

I'LL WRITE IT AND WE'LL DO IT LIVE

(but si)- WE'LL DO IT LIVE!!!

And that was the news for today. We'll leave you with >>17 and a cut from his new album.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5412 23:57 [No]

Girl,
Oh girl girl girl,
monkey balls make you sweeter
girl girl girl
and now on to you >>18 with a shredding guitar solo!

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5413 05:38 [No]

Well ladies and germs, everybody give a big round of applause for >>18. C'mon, you can do better than that! Alright then!

Now for a man who's a sexual offender in all 50 states and the District of Columbia...>>20!

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5413 14:43 [No]

You forgot Poland!

Next, somebody who has F-cup man boobs!

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 05:36 [No]

>>20 likes to play with them

sings the most awesome opera solo you've ever heard in your life

and now, the first rap artist from the mid-west to break the barriers between hip-hop and polka... >>22

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5417 11:05 [No]

I'm the biggest pimp in Prague
Them bitches always down for a shag
I'm the baddest G in Czechoslovakia
West coast niggas, check the mazurka

>>23-dawg he one fly homie, yo take the mike

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5417 19:13 [No]

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>>23 I want to see some action!!!!!!!!

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5417 19:56 [No]

Hi, I am the sound engineer. I'm afraid we will have to repair our audio equipment before the next performance. I will tell jokes while we wait.

So... Well, An American, a Canadian, and a, hmm, a Brit walk into a bar. No wait, not a Canadian, got it wrong, it's a Texan. Oh yeah the first American is from California - CAnada, CAlifornia, mixed them up. I think. Anyway, so, eh... they... well, I told you they are in a bar, right? So there's the Brit and he says to the Bartender: "Hey bart--

Oh, wait, looks like we're done. Okay >>25, your turn, just make sure you don't throw the microphone then kick the amps then crush the guitar, we used our last spares!

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5417 22:06 [No]

thanks for fixin the equipment >>24, now for some techno music

BMMM TSHHH
BMMM TSHHH
BMMM TSHHH
BEEP

smashes synthesizer on pavement

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 22:26 [No]

Electronic artists are all about them selves! He didn't even introduce me. That motherless bastard! ROCK AND ROLL!!
on to you >>27

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5421 18:17 [No]

who was >>26? I've never heard of him.
Anywho, interesting performance nonetheless.

Smashes a watermelon with a large mallet

And now... someone that plays waterglasses, >>28!

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5421 19:39 [No]

Thank you, >>27.

Unfortunately, All of my water was consumed by >>29, and I will be unable to perform today.

No use holding up the show. We have a very special performance for you today! The piss-in-bowls-to-make-music master of the East, >>29!

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 00:19 [No]

Thank >>28 very mush

my perform name wontonpee- i pee in grass make goooood music
first i eat wonton- then pee in grass, give me your grasses!

ha ha ha ha- that how i make stage name

OK! ON TO SHOW!

censored

sorry i make big mess- just be grad i dont make bukkake grass music hope you enjoyed music! KONCHOUMIKUN!!

now >>30 take stage- he make large percussion instrument out of blow up doll- ENJOY!

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 00:45 [No]

BANG! That is the fourth one to explode today! Thanks for getting the crowd excited, >>29.

And now, for a guy who's penis is so small, he uses it to teach people how to use a microscope! Come on down, >>31

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 19:02 [No]

If it was up to me I would have figured you out.
Listen >>32, will you merry me?

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5423 20:41 [No]

applause and that was >>31, testing the boundaries of his restraining order!

And now, a word from >>33 about car safety.

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5426 12:34 [No]

What you want to do is make sure you don't have >>32 in the passenger seat and not have a butcher knife on the front console.

NOW LETS ITS GET HOPPING IN HERE WITH A VOCAL-OPERA-HEAVY-CLASSICAL SOLO FROM >>34

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5426 12:46 [No]

Thanks for the intro >>33,
WAAAAGNEERRRRR OPERAAAAAAA and now I want to conquer Poland.

On to >>35. May your flutes made from hollowed out kittens sooth us!

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5426 16:00 [No]

TOOT
Okay, that's about it.

And now make room for >>36, the amazing singing Panda. Accompanied by 220 soldiers of a military band, he will sing Yìyǒngjūn Jìnxíngqǔ.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5426 17:41 [No]

Yìy!ǒngjūn, Jìnxíngqǔ!
Yìy! Yìy! Yìy! Jìnxíngqǔ, ching chong!

Yeah, I didn't really look over the lyrics beforehand. Sorry, but at least >>37 's toy instrument and turtle soup solo will look GLORIOUS in comparison!

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5426 23:06 [No]

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BBBZZZZZZZZZZZ SPLISH BLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUB
And now >>38, on the shrunken-head bongos ... take it from there!

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5427 22:35 [No]

*A boop boop kaa boom bap a doop doop kap
Ba-doo-ba-doo kah bah dee bah doo-ba-doo-kah
Kah! Badap badap kah booboo!
Ababababababababababa~ba!*

Yeah bap Many thanks goes out to the still-alive decapitated shrunken head of >>39 , who I believe will be rallying you all on with a piece from it's latest spoken word album.

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5428 00:42 [No]

This tiny crowd seems huge because my head is so small.

Now, for someone who has a giant head that is filled with air, >>40.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5436 02:51 [No]

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41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5438 03:33 [No]

Don't worry folks, >>40 is receiving medical attention as we speak.

Here to fill the rest of his time slot, is >>42 with some post-modern poetry.

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5438 04:01 [No]

I hate myself and I want to die
BECAUSE IT'S WINTER
turned the gun on himself

Dividing Driver!
Sharp like an incisor
Called him the kaiser
>>43 is an idiot

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5438 14:40 [No]

Thank you, thank you, >>42 for that kind introduction to my specialized brand of comedy, the Wise Fool!

Yow! Is >>44 having fun yet?

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 18:58 [No]

But are you going to kill her off?
It's not your decision. I love the character, she stays.
Yeah, well the only thing love's done is put you in this position; I say kill her off!
Yeah, but you say a lot of things... and how does that work? You're a bicycle >>45

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5960 11:56 [No]

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4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5430 01:36

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5995 03:01 [No]

Thanks!

The next person programed 8-bit video games that caused the Angry Video Game Nerd to shout outrageous things

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5995 04:10 [No]

GODDAMN PIECE OF SHIT DIARRHEA BUTTSEX IN THE ANUS WITH A TRACTOR >>48 ASS-JUICE CUMDUMPSTER TWAT-SNIFFING LOLI-LOVING HAM DOCTOR.

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6005 19:36 [No]

Oh, >47-san, your much to kind, you flatter me.

Now I must peform surgeory on ths lolipig. The surgery involves pouring aqueous anal excretions into its vagina. I have to make sure I'm doing it right by smelling its vagina while I do so.

But, enough about that. Lets give a big round of applause for 49-san. 49-san is an astute scholar in randomosity.

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6020 17:56 [No]

Thanks, >>48! You know, a lot of people don't know that I paid for my schooling funds by selling drugs!

And here to show you the ropes of drug sales, >>50!

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6021 03:36 [No]

You don't get high off your own supply.

Coming up, the person who is the Guiness Book Of World Records for the amount of nasal material destroyed by snorting cocaine!

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6021 07:01 [No]

( ﾟヮﾟ) Wait a minute, I didn't know they would make me the ENTIRE book!

( ﾟヮﾟ) You thought short shorts were dead and you're probably right, but >>50 is going to show us a whole assortment of ways to escape law enforcement by blinding police with various exposed parts of your greasy, disgusting lower half!

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6022 18:49 [No]

Allo! Mein name ich Bruno! I am uber hip!

Following me is man who make Borat seem nice to Jew!

53 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 18:28 [No]

Hello, sorry I am late. I had to take precautions so that the lizard people could not track me.

Now, right on schedule is a very talented dancer who's going to show us their intimate never-seen-before performance. Take it away, >>54!

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