THEN WHO WAS PHONE? (18)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 15:52

So ur at DQN and yur readin all teh lulz wen the phone rigns. U answer in the vioce is "wut r u doing not readin /b/?" U tell Squeeks n he say "moot became an hero".
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 16:18

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3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 16:35

(・∀・) Grandpa, who was phone?

4 Name: sage : 1993-09-5406 19:31

( ´ω`) Cover your eyes, Junior. Let's leave this thread.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 19:31

( ´ω`) See, I even failed at saging. This thread is a black hole of fail.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5411 23:37

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring

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7 Name: SAGE!IF.eWYXJT.!!1liE71Xm : 1993-09-5413 14:16

SAGE

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5415 08:24

hopkin green phone

9 Name: sage : 1993-09-5415 09:28

this thread is only the first of many...

nothing good like this here place lasts forever...

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5415 09:29

oh man i forgot how to sage

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6563 21:15

But who was phone?

12 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6564 00:28

I wasn't! I bet it was mr. >>2 all along.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6564 10:22

... and then John was a PHONE.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6565 01:59

And Loopin was masticating to it!

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6575 11:58

No, PHONE. You are the demons.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6575 15:44

The original text is:

>So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

The person on the other end of the phone line claims that your "honey" is their daughter. The daughter claims that this person cannot be their father as he is dead. From this we can conclude that the person is one of the following:

  • Mother
  • Stepfather
  • Stepmother
  • Foster parent
  • Father (not actually dead)
  • Father (undead)
  • Unknown person pretending to be father

Without more reliable information we cannot narrow it down any further.

CASE CLOSED

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6911 16:15

Beady Eyes was phone. He's trying to derail /dqn/ again.

18 This post sucked.

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