[Time travel]Answer the question of the person below you! PART TWO! (791)

1 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5546 21:59

>>0, why are you in the refrigerator?

>>2, I have no advice at this time.

701 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9608 22:48

>>700 My butt has a small man growing out if it, what should I do?

>>702 Donkey Kong 64.

702 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9611 19:04

>>701 What's a good substitute for a butt plug?

>>703 I'd tell you, but then I'd be forced to kill you, and I don't wanna have to deal with body disposal.

703 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9612 00:32

>>702 Whatfs up, dude?

>>704 It is because you are afraid.

704 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9612 15:46

>>703 Why did I print 72 copies of the script to the Angry Birds movie?

>>705 Shove it up your ass.

705 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9612 18:02

>>704 I have removed the small man out of my arse, what should I do with it?

>>706 No matter what happens, do not touch it!

706 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9612 18:46

>>705 Sparks are flying out of my light switch. Since I can't afford an electrician, what can I do?

>>707 The dangers of 6G wireless telephone networks.

707 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9615 00:35

>>706 What's something that can take my mind off of my brain cancer?

>>708 It needs to be plugged into the wall first.

708 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9615 01:07

>>707 Why won't my fleshlight work?

>>709 Only if you give me that hat and all the money you've got on you.

709 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9616 18:20

>>708 Can I steal your soul for my collection?

>>710 Put it in the freezer.

710 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9618 18:05

>>709 How do I hide this corpse from the police bloodhounds?

>>711 A good way to make the crime scene look like an accident.

711 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9618 20:46

>>710 What'll happen if I bury this corpse in several feet of snow?

>>712 You're gonna need a bigger boat.

712 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9618 20:54

>>711 I can't travel with my voleyball, what do I do?

>>713 You better change it.

713 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9620 06:34

>>712 How do I prevent myself from watching Godzilla all day?

>>714 Domesticate a pet Bear.

714 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9620 09:04

>>713 I wanna name something Kuma. What should I do?

>>715 I don't know, probably around 15 feet.

715 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9620 12:55

>>714 What do you reckon is in the perp's browser history?

>>716 Keep that up and you'll find out exactly how it works.

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9622 03:36

>>715 How does banning work on this site?

>>717 If you're suicidal, then go for it.

717 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9622 17:07

>>716 Shall I remove my tinfoil hat? I don't think the aliens are around anymore.

>>718 Because it increases your oxygen intake.

718 This post sucked.

719 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9622 19:57

>>718 How do you deal with online censorship?

>>720 It may be difficult, but it will be worth it in the end.

720 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9622 20:57

>>719 Will I ever find true love?

>>721 $17.65

721 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9623 01:02

>>720 If you could ascribe a monetary value to your own life, what'd it be?

>>722 A pair of trousers and a wallet.

722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9623 21:11

>>721 How did you identify that guy on the evening news who drowned in a lake?

>>723 The most creative way anybody has used to kill a spider.

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9623 23:14

>>722 What'll I get if I combine Tin Foil, gunpowder, tree sap, and a spiderweb?

>>724 Ask your mom.

724 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9623 23:54

>>723 Dad, can I go to the party?

>>725 A new bomb formula.

725 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9624 00:23

>>724 What's something I can use liquid Oxygen for?

>>726 It has already begun...

726 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9624 01:59

>>725 When will people see that vaping nicotine is deadly?

>>727 The horse that Kim Jong Un was riding.

727 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9624 02:07

>>726 What's for dinner?

>>728 It's because you touch yourself at night.

728 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9624 09:08

>>727 Why do I feel nervous when talking to strangers?

>>729 Look at the time.

729 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9625 00:46

>>728 When will WWIII begin?

>>730 You need to solve the Captcha first.

730 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9625 12:08

>>729 Why can't I hack the FBI?

>>731 Put your scuba and dive in.

731 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9627 04:28

>>730 How can I find out what's at the core of a volcano?

>>732 Use both hands.

732 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9627 08:51

>>731 How do I stop cutting my fingers on the blender?

>>733 Kick it again.

733 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9627 17:01

>>732 My hamster has stopped working, what do I do?

>>734 Dance on top of it.

734 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9628 05:17

>>733 How do I hide a dead body?

>>735 You could certainly come up with a better name than that.

735 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9628 18:04

>>734 I chose the name "My Rock Band" for my rock band, why don't you approve?

>>736 A Mai Shiranui oppai mousepad.

736 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9628 22:42

>>735 I've won 4000 tickets playing skee-ball. What can I get?

>>737 Eggs.

737 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9629 01:45

>>736 What is a food you hate?

>>738 Blame El Salvador.

738 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9635 00:21

>>737 Why can't Latin America have nice things?

>739 you have two choices, and neither of them look good.

739 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9635 07:03

>>738 how do i seduce my cat?

>>740 horse cock

740 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9635 14:25

>>739 What's the most exotic delicacy you've ever had?

>>741 Point at it and laugh.

741 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9636 14:53

>>740 How do I stop Australia fires?

>>742 Deodorant spray would be a good choice.

742 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9636 15:47

>>741 How do I start Australia fires?

>>743 It should stop moving out of shock, then you can hopefully grab it and lick it before it recovers.

743 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9636 16:09

>>742 Is showing it my cock a viable strategy for catching rainbow-hued toads?

>>744 By riding the snake, man.

744 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9636 17:22

>>743 How did you get this deep in the caves?

>>735 Try jumping.

745 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9637 07:11

>>744 How I alter the Earth's rotation?

>>746 Try asking again.

746 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9637 11:30

>>745 Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>747 Throw it in the nearby lake.

747 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9637 11:40

>>746 My kid just scribbled all over the wall, what do I do?

>>748 Scrambled or fried.

748 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9637 11:57

>>747
How would you describe your current mental state?

>>749
No! Never. Well, maybe a little bit, back when I was in my teens, but that doesn't count, right?

749 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9637 20:58

>>748 Gay sex?

>>750 Lemme check my magic eight ball. Well wouldn't you know it it says "Fuck off".

750 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9638 01:38

literally every single drug makes me horny, like an ara ara onee-san with a face blush who gets drunk and wants to hug everyone

751 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9638 05:01

>>749 What should we say to >>750?

>>752 Obtain intercourse.

752 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9640 05:27

>>751 What is my purpose in life?

>>753 Go see a doctor.

753 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9640 07:54

>>752 I'm Alan Moore, it's the year 1986, and I need something witty and sardonic for my self-insert to quip in my next comic book. How do I find inspiration?

>>754 Everything is preordained. Even my responses.

754 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9650 05:14

>>753 How deterministic are you?

>>755 Poison doesn't work. I'd suggest a flamethrower instead.

755 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9650 05:16

>>753 How deterministic are you?

>>755 Poison doesn't work. I'd suggest a flamethrower instead.

756 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9650 12:46

>>755 Oh God, the determinism has trapped me in an endless time loop. Is the only way to get out to kill one of the countless instances of my self?

>>757
Try turning it inside out.

757 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9653 12:24

>>756 There's something inside my nose. Help!

>>758 Flee to Mexico and grow a moustache.

758 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9653 19:33

>>757 How can I go into hiding with my vast site donations?
>>759 Slide it across the ice rink

759 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9653 20:34

>>758 How can I turn my dick into a popsicle?

>>760 Croatian marmoset disorder.

760 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9654 02:59

>>759 What does the CMD in my computer stand for?

>761 Eat it, vomit, then eat it again.

761 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9654 20:16

>>760 How do I get the best out of the food I eat?

>>762 It is up to you, but I personally wouldn't.

762 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9655 05:20

>>761 Should I be asking you this?

>>763 Pack it in rice for 24 hours.

763 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9655 15:10

>>762 futanari bit my cock, and it hurts. what should I do?
>>764 eat it

764 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9655 23:03

>>763 Blue's got the muffin?

>>765 EAT IT!

765 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9656 01:52

>>764 I just threw up on my father-in-law's priceless Persian rug. How should I hide the evidence?

>>766 Run him over.

766 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9656 02:47

>>765 I just threw up on my father in law. How should I apologize?

>>767 Hold it sideways.

767 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9656 06:15

>>766 Explain sidetalking again? I don't understand how you can possibly use this N-Gage™ as a phone.

>>768 Stairs.

768 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9657 05:45

>>767 How do I get my baby to sleep?

>>769 Try a Jaguar.

769 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9658 09:43

>>768 How do I get my baby to sleep?

>>770 8pm tomorrow, or she bites it, pal.

770 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9667 02:29

>>769 When do I have to finish eating my sandwich?

>>771 Break into the headquarters and steal the documents.

771 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9668 07:53

>>770 What's the objective on 2fort?

>>772 Ninjas on wheels.

772 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9669 05:02

>>771 How do I deliver my package to eBay?

>>773 It'll be available on February 30th.

773 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9670 16:23

>>772 The video game I want got delayed again. When will the video game company tell another lie about when the game goes on sale?

774 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9670 16:25

>>775 The computing power of the latest Samsung cell phone combined with the durability of the Nokia 3310.

775 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9674 21:11

>>774 I can't get Mega Man X3 to run on my PC. What specs does it require to operate?

>>776 Drink a glass of lava.

776 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9675 14:40

>>775 How do I satisfy my unquenchable thirst, now that all water flashes into steam instantly since I was isekai'd into a flaming hellbeast?

>>777 Use a reinforced cup.

777 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9675 19:02

>>776 The lava shatter my cup. What do I do?

>>778 The birds love it.

778 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9677 02:49

>>777 Why do you always toss Cherry Bombs into the nearby trees?

>>779 Caramelldansen

779 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9679 00:28

>>778 I like dancing and I want to make a meme. What should I do?
>>780 making social Darwinism the law.

780 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9708 20:47

>>779 How can I help the handicapped?

>>781 Take off your clothes and scream.

781 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9708 21:47

>>780 just killed my cat, what should I do?

>>782 try to eat your dick nipples

782 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9713 13:15

>>781 I'm lacking protein, what dietary changes am I to make?

>>783 Put it in your tea.

783 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9714 12:30

>>782 What can I do with this desiccated scrotum?

>>784 The Lord says not to but he ain't your boss.

784 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9714 12:48

>>783 Shall I put my office on fire?

>>785 The dictionary says otherwise but your definition is better.

785 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9716 15:58

>>784 Should I be calling insane people "normalfags"?

>>786 Only with your parents' approval.

786 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9734 14:44

>>785 Should I use the Ouija board, candles, and spell book in the game room?

>>787 Inupara

787 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 16:02

>>786 Nekopara made a fortune. How can we make a fortune on a sequel?

>788 Xi Jinping getting the Coronavirus.

788 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 18:38

>>787 What's a plot that has never appeared in a yuri before?

>>789 Because 7 8 9

789 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9737 04:24

>>788 Why did 6 fall into a dark pit of drugs and depression?

>>790 A grammar book and two bowls of rice.

790 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9737 09:42

>>789 What's the reward for speedrunning grade school?

>>791 A big mean old poopy butt!

791 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9737 15:16

>>790 How would you describe someone who lives in a nursing home, is incontinent, and has PTSD?

>>792 The actual condition Kim Jong Un is in.

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