>>0, why are you in the refrigerator?

>>2, I have no advice at this time.

>>700 My butt has a small man growing out if it, what should I do?

>>702 Donkey Kong 64.

>>701 What's a good substitute for a butt plug?

>>703 I'd tell you, but then I'd be forced to kill you, and I don't wanna have to deal with body disposal.

>>702 What’s up, dude?

>>704 It is because you are afraid.

>>703 Why did I print 72 copies of the script to the Angry Birds movie?

>>705 Shove it up your ass.

>>704 I have removed the small man out of my arse, what should I do with it?

>>706 No matter what happens, do not touch it!

>>705 Sparks are flying out of my light switch. Since I can't afford an electrician, what can I do?

>>707 The dangers of 6G wireless telephone networks.

>>706 What's something that can take my mind off of my brain cancer?

>>708 It needs to be plugged into the wall first.

>>707 Why won't my fleshlight work?

>>709 Only if you give me that hat and all the money you've got on you.

>>708 Can I steal your soul for my collection?

>>710 Put it in the freezer.

>>709 How do I hide this corpse from the police bloodhounds?

>>711 A good way to make the crime scene look like an accident.

>>710 What'll happen if I bury this corpse in several feet of snow?

>>712 You're gonna need a bigger boat.

>>711 I can't travel with my voleyball, what do I do?

>>713 You better change it.

>>712 How do I prevent myself from watching Godzilla all day?

>>714 Domesticate a pet Bear.

>>713 I wanna name something Kuma. What should I do?

>>715 I don't know, probably around 15 feet.

>>714 What do you reckon is in the perp's browser history?

>>716 Keep that up and you'll find out exactly how it works.

>>715 How does banning work on this site?

>>717 If you're suicidal, then go for it.

>>718 How do you deal with online censorship?

>>720 It may be difficult, but it will be worth it in the end.

>>719 Will I ever find true love?

>>721 $17.65

>>720 If you could ascribe a monetary value to your own life, what'd it be?

>>722 A pair of trousers and a wallet.

>>721 How did you identify that guy on the evening news who drowned in a lake?

>>723 The most creative way anybody has used to kill a spider.

>>722 What'll I get if I combine Tin Foil, gunpowder, tree sap, and a spiderweb?

>>724 Ask your mom.

>>723 Dad, can I go to the party?

>>725 A new bomb formula.

>>724 What's something I can use liquid Oxygen for?

>>726 It has already begun...

>>725 When will people see that vaping nicotine is deadly?

>>727 The horse that Kim Jong Un was riding.

>>726 What's for dinner?

>>728 It's because you touch yourself at night.

>>727 Why do I feel nervous when talking to strangers?

>>729 Look at the time.

>>728 When will WWIII begin?

>>730 You need to solve the Captcha first.

>>729 Why can't I hack the FBI?

>>731 Put your scuba and dive in.

>>730 How can I find out what's at the core of a volcano?

>>732 Use both hands.

>>731 How do I stop cutting my fingers on the blender?

>>733 Kick it again.

>>732 My hamster has stopped working, what do I do?

>>734 Dance on top of it.

>>733 How do I hide a dead body?

>>735 You could certainly come up with a better name than that.

>>734 I chose the name "My Rock Band" for my rock band, why don't you approve?

>>736 A Mai Shiranui oppai mousepad.

>>735 I've won 4000 tickets playing skee-ball. What can I get?

>>737 Eggs.

>>736 What is a food you hate?

>>738 Blame El Salvador.

>>737 Why can't Latin America have nice things?

>739 you have two choices, and neither of them look good.

>>738 how do i seduce my cat?

>>740 horse cock

>>739 What's the most exotic delicacy you've ever had?

>>741 Point at it and laugh.

>>740 How do I stop Australia fires?

>>742 Deodorant spray would be a good choice.

>>741 How do I start Australia fires?

>>743 It should stop moving out of shock, then you can hopefully grab it and lick it before it recovers.

>>742 Is showing it my cock a viable strategy for catching rainbow-hued toads?

>>744 By riding the snake, man.

>>743 How did you get this deep in the caves?

>>735 Try jumping.

>>744 How I alter the Earth's rotation?

>>746 Try asking again.

>>745 Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>747 Throw it in the nearby lake.

>>746 My kid just scribbled all over the wall, what do I do?

>>748 Scrambled or fried.

>>747
How would you describe your current mental state?

>>749
No! Never. Well, maybe a little bit, back when I was in my teens, but that doesn't count, right?

>>748 Gay sex?

>>750 Lemme check my magic eight ball. Well wouldn't you know it it says "Fuck off".

>>749 What should we say to >>750?

>>752 Obtain intercourse.

>>751 What is my purpose in life?

>>753 Go see a doctor.

>>752 I'm Alan Moore, it's the year 1986, and I need something witty and sardonic for my self-insert to quip in my next comic book. How do I find inspiration?

>>754 Everything is preordained. Even my responses.

>>753 How deterministic are you?

>>755 Poison doesn't work. I'd suggest a flamethrower instead.

>>753 How deterministic are you?

>>755 Poison doesn't work. I'd suggest a flamethrower instead.

>>755 Oh God, the determinism has trapped me in an endless time loop. Is the only way to get out to kill one of the countless instances of my self?

>>757
Try turning it inside out.

>>756 There's something inside my nose. Help!

>>758 Flee to Mexico and grow a moustache.

>>757 How can I go into hiding with my vast site donations?
>>759 Slide it across the ice rink

>>758 How can I turn my dick into a popsicle?

>>760 Croatian marmoset disorder.

>>759 What does the CMD in my computer stand for?

>761 Eat it, vomit, then eat it again.

>>760 How do I get the best out of the food I eat?

>>762 It is up to you, but I personally wouldn't.

>>761 Should I be asking you this?

>>763 Pack it in rice for 24 hours.

>>762 futanari bit my cock, and it hurts. what should I do?
>>764 eat it

>>763 Blue's got the muffin?

>>765 EAT IT!

>>764 I just threw up on my father-in-law's priceless Persian rug. How should I hide the evidence?

>>766 Run him over.

>>765 I just threw up on my father in law. How should I apologize?

>>767 Hold it sideways.

>>766 Explain sidetalking again? I don't understand how you can possibly use this N-Gage™ as a phone.

>>768 Stairs.

>>767 How do I get my baby to sleep?

>>769 Try a Jaguar.

>>768 How do I get my baby to sleep?

>>770 8pm tomorrow, or she bites it, pal.

>>769 When do I have to finish eating my sandwich?

>>771 Break into the headquarters and steal the documents.

>>770 What's the objective on 2fort?

>>772 Ninjas on wheels.

>>771 How do I deliver my package to eBay?

>>773 It'll be available on February 30th.

>>772 The video game I want got delayed again. When will the video game company tell another lie about when the game goes on sale?

>>775 The computing power of the latest Samsung cell phone combined with the durability of the Nokia 3310.

>>774 I can't get Mega Man X3 to run on my PC. What specs does it require to operate?

>>776 Drink a glass of lava.

>>775 How do I satisfy my unquenchable thirst, now that all water flashes into steam instantly since I was isekai'd into a flaming hellbeast?

>>777 Use a reinforced cup.

>>776 The lava shatter my cup. What do I do?

>>778 The birds love it.

>>777 Why do you always toss Cherry Bombs into the nearby trees?

>>779 Caramelldansen

>>778 I like dancing and I want to make a meme. What should I do?
>>780 making social Darwinism the law.

>>779 How can I help the handicapped?

>>781 Take off your clothes and scream.

>>780 just killed my cat, what should I do?

>>782 try to eat your dick nipples

>>781 I'm lacking protein, what dietary changes am I to make?

>>783 Put it in your tea.

>>782 What can I do with this desiccated scrotum?

>>784 The Lord says not to but he ain't your boss.

>>783 Shall I put my office on fire?

>>785 The dictionary says otherwise but your definition is better.

>>784 Should I be calling insane people "normalfags"?

>>786 Only with your parents' approval.

>>785 Should I use the Ouija board, candles, and spell book in the game room?

>>787 Inupara

>>786 Nekopara made a fortune. How can we make a fortune on a sequel?

>788 Xi Jinping getting the Coronavirus.

>>787 What's a plot that has never appeared in a yuri before?

>>789 Because 7 8 9

>>788 Why did 6 fall into a dark pit of drugs and depression?

>>790 A grammar book and two bowls of rice.

>>789 What's the reward for speedrunning grade school?

>>791 A big mean old poopy butt!

>>790 How would you describe someone who lives in a nursing home, is incontinent, and has PTSD?

>>792 The actual condition Kim Jong Un is in.