ITT we find flaws in a perfect world (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5550 18:29

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) a world made of mittens!

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5550 18:30

it would be incredibly warm and really hard to run around.

Reality being replaced with a virtual reality MMORPG.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5550 19:22

( ί -ί) Too many people drooling over night elves.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where eurobeat is the only music! And everyone has an awesome car.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5550 19:41

( ί -ί) There'd be no escaping the Techno Twins then.

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) A world where Rei's actually served food!

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5550 20:39

( ί -ί) It'd taste too much like it came out of Rei's ascii.

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) A world where there are free cupcakes every Tuesday!

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5550 23:50

( ί -ί) All that frosting would get my mittens dirty.

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) A world where Aeris never died!

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5551 01:10

( ί -ί) She'd be too weak to be useful since you neglected to level her.
( ˃ ƒŽ˂) A world where TABLECATs are supreme rulers!

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5552 23:48

( ί -ί) We'd have more cats than tables which will mark the start of a kitten-based revolution for tables and supreme rulership.

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) A world with only kittens!

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 00:13

( ί -ί) Not enough tables to raise them on.

< ` ƒŽ'> A world ruled by Kim Jong-Il nida!

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 00:39

< ί -ί> It's entirely possible that your babyback ribs came from a real baby.

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) A world where hamsters are as big as cats!

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 01:58

( ί -ί) No point in hamsters being as big as cats. They'd bite our skin off now though.

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) A world where people don't get bullied or beaten up.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 02:23

( ί -ί) The mentally and physically weak would stop killing themselfs/being killed and spread their inferior genes, making the entire species weaker as a result.

( ί ƒŽί) A world in which Caramell Dansen is continually looped in the back ground and the sky is the .gif of Mii and Mai dancing and that every time the song started over you forgot that you just heard it so it's like hearing it for the first time so it never gets annoying!

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 02:41

( ί -ί) ...

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone has a sexfriend !!!

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 03:07

( ί -ί) A world where everyone has herpes...

( ί ƒŽί) A world where the use of giant robots is a viable military tactic!

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 04:24

( ί -ί) I wouldn't get to use one because I have horrible co-ordination...

( ί ƒŽί) A world where video games are real!

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 15:23

( ί -ί)That would mean games like Fatal Frame would be real and that would be terrifying.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where the emergency mittens where real and a real crises could be averted by releasing them!

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 16:21

( ί -ί) Wait I'm not done eating my Tuesday cupcake how do you expect me to put on emergency mittens while eaMRRRRRMPH

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone communicated only in tiny S-JIS-made faces!

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 16:52

( ί -ί) Yet another popular MMORPG, people waste their lives on...

( ί ƒŽί) THERE IS A RACE OF CAT- AND FOX- GIRLS!

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 17:15

( ί -ί) They would likely refuse to breed with normal humans, and instead only breed with cat- and fox-boys.

( ί ƒŽί) People can fly as long as they're wearing mittens!

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 20:59

( ί -ί) They would freeze to death. except for their hands of course.
Also, shitbombs.
( ί ƒŽί) Like Kirby, by eating something you could inherit its properties!

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 21:34

( ί -ί) Everybody with anything even resembling a valuable skill would be dinner.

( ί ƒŽί) Cookies for breakfast!!

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5554 14:55

( ί -ί) Diarrhea for lunch.

( ί ƒŽί) A world separated into communities of 150 people or less! (Dunbar's number)

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5554 15:18

( ί ƒ^ί) INBREEDERZ

( ί ƒŽί) A world where laptops have dual quad-core processors!

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5554 17:24

( ί -ί) People will commit mass suicide when they realise that their world is based on a lie because multi core processors are just a cheap way to make products LOOK better bu not act better.

( ί ƒŽί) A World where the russian space mirror actually opened up and was orbiting earth right now!!!

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5557 14:40

( ί -ί) Russia would rule the world by keeping us all awake too long to struggle.
( ί ƒŽί) A world with 36 hours days!

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5557 15:12

( ί -ί) The earth would be spinning too slowly and we'd all be killed by earthquakes and such.
( ί ƒŽί) A world where homeless people give us change and cigarettes!

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5557 15:47

( ί -ί) They would be covered in hobo urine. Gallons of it.
( ί ƒŽί) A world with Bill Nye the Science Guy as its absolute, immortal ruler!

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5557 16:24

( ί -ί) His brilliant methods of obtaining genetic immortality would leave us all floating about space and such after the earth was dematerialized by this or that alien civilization.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone had an IQ above 140!

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5557 21:44

( ί -ί) They were all busy inventing (unfunny) stuff and there would be no fun in the world.

( ί ƒŽί) The world of immortal souls!

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5558 13:07

( ί -ί) Souls don't have pen0rs or Fiber Optic modems for the downloading of Cardcaptor Sakura loli.

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) A world where you wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life and you climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower and when you look down, you see tiny figures pounding corn and laying strips of venison in the empty car pool lane of some abandoned super highway!

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5558 13:11

( ί -ί) أين الحمّام؟

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) The entire world becoming Saitama!

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5558 13:20

( ί -ί) Saitama losing it's unique charm.

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) Re-stationing the Elitist Superstructure in Saitama!

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5558 16:49

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34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5558 17:29

( ί -ί) I do not want to be shot at the end of the flash.

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) A world with sounds replaced with only wierd noises from lucky star!

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5558 18:04

( ί -ί) I would want to kill everything after a long while.

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) An infallible world!

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5558 21:53

( ί -ί) There would be no people...
( ˃ ƒŽ˂) A world separated into two officially recognised teams- Good and Evil.

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5558 22:04

( ί -ί) One side would have to be Skins, thus exposing us to the jiggling torsos of half the fat people in the world.
( ˃ ƒŽ˂) One world under a lumberjackocracy!

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5558 23:02

( ί -ί) We would run out of trees, then start chopping lampposts and telephone poles. Eventually we would run out of those as well, and take to chopping each other.
( ˃ ƒŽ˂) A world where Powerstone 2 tournaments are more popular than soccer, baseball and golf put together!

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5559 06:28

<#`„DL> Koreans will master and supelior this game anyway nida!
( ˃ ƒŽ˂) ScatmanLs world!

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5559 16:18

( ί -ί) There would be a PDA system that would blair nothing but " I'M THE SCATMAN - SHIBIDYBIDY... MMMBODOBO! " until we inevitably kill ourselves.
( ˃ ƒŽ˂) Everyone is telepathic, thus creating a global consciousness!

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5559 17:53

( ί -ί) The whole world would know when you're masturbating.
( ˃ ƒŽ˂) A world where everyone announces their arrival with their own short theme song!

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5559 18:46

( ί -ί) ... School, Work, Going Out, all of those would be unbearable.

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) A world where people have the power to redesign themselves, their homes, etc, using up the same existing space, but adding on virtual space (where you wouldn't be walkting into but out of, example: you get to the wall on your living room, you switch ambiences and then you turn back and it's a new room, but in the same space, a fourth dimension, so to speak).

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5559 20:06

( ί -ί) Somebody would get stuck inbetween, for sure.

( ί ƒŽί) The world made of one giantic mitten!

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5559 20:12

( ί -ί) Mittens would be used as maps and globes rather than as clothing and masturbation devices.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everybody is named Dennis Rodman!

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5559 20:19

( ί -ί) Everyone would have AIDS, and star in bad movies that no one else will go to because they suck and they're busy with their own movies.
( ί ƒŽί) A world where nobody ages!

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5559 20:24

( ί -ί) Grandpa would be off having sex with supermodels and beating up hooligans to keep his multi-million dollar empire of street crime afloat instead of making fun of Junior for our entertainment.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where the Funk never died!

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5559 22:45

( ί -ί) And neither did Disco.
( ί ƒŽί) A world of cadillacs and dinosaurs!

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5559 22:56

( ί -ί) Dinosaurs x cars porn already exists. I donLt want this to happen for real.
( ί ƒŽί) A dessert world!

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5560 14:50

( ί -ί) Vegetables would become the new treat.
( ί ƒŽί) A desert world!

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5560 15:15

( ί -ί) Somebody else would control the Spice.
( ί ƒŽί) A world where radiation really did give people superpowers!

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5560 16:45

( ί -ί) Some poor bastard would get "penis arm", while a lucky someone else gets "split head open and 1. consume human flesh with mighty jaws or 2. convert split sections into blade-like weaponry".

( ί ƒŽί) A world where emo kids and fake nerds were all put in a neat rocket ship and blasted into the sun!

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5560 17:57

( ί -ί) Rocket booster will explode, so emo virus and nerdiness spores will spread in the atmosphere.
( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone can get what they want!

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5560 18:07

( ί -ί) Some people will want things that other people don't want anybody to have.
( ί ƒŽί) A world of free love!

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5560 18:35

( ί -ί) STDs potent enough to make your penis fall off.

( ί ƒŽί) Finland!

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5560 20:11

( ί -ί) Too near to Russia, too far from Viet Nam.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where computer game artists are considered to be the height of sexiness!

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5561 12:15

( ί -ί) Too little time for sex because I'd be working on Half-Life 3.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where "Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist" didn't exist!

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5561 16:49

( ί -ί) I don't know what that is, and I don't want to know, and I will never know, and therefore I already live in that world and it's not that great.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where you could still get fedoras really easily!

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5561 18:06

( ί -ί) A world where greasy, obnoxious sysadmins have to find another way to distinguish themselves, possibly involving assless chaps.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where pi and e are rational numbers!

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5561 18:20

( ί -ί) A world where the uncertainty principle was not needed, everything about physics was discovered by Newton, and where computers probably didn't exist.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where real magical spells could be invoked by obscure mathematical formulas! Besides the ability we already have of conjuring the spirits of the computer with not-so-magical spells!

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5561 18:41

( ί -ί) Spellcasters should be saved for the chick characters and we don't need them to be fat and/or full of acne.
( ί ƒŽί) A world where spells could be invoked by cute lolis chanting love poems and waving magical wands/staves!

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5561 21:04

( ί -ί) The world would fill with pedos wanting the girls to play with their magical staves.

Either that, or everybody's job would be to collect the Clow.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where spells were real and could be cast with real jesus-like love!

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5562 21:01

( ί -ί) I'm atheist though.

( ί ƒŽί) A world of total atheism!

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5562 21:26

( ί -ί) ... Dude that poses so many problems that I don't even know were to start. Just think: without religion most people would go insane and loose their raison d'être.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone has their primary needs satisfied !

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5562 21:39

( ί -ί) BOOOOOOOOOOOORING

( ί ƒŽί) A world where Batman, Turkey was full of Batmen and Batwomen!

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5562 23:44

( ί -ί) Everyone would run around bitching about their dead parents

( ί ƒŽί) A world without spelling or typing mistakes!

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5563 02:19

( ί -ί) A grey world without Grammar Nazis.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where cannabis is as legal as beer.

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5563 06:11

( ί -ί) It would be like cooking stew in a pot of cold water...

( ί ƒŽί) A world where nerds didn't need revenge!

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5563 08:20

( ί -ί) Knowledge that such a world exists would make nerds of all other worlds emigrate there. This would lead to a lack of nerds in these worlds, but also the perfect world would get a huge number of fake nerds.
( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone can speak lojban.

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5563 08:54

( ί -ί) A world where everyone speaks lojban.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone can be a true American! Fuck yeah!

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5563 09:15

( ί ƒŽί) Actually that sounds pretty nice!

( ί ƒŽί) A world where I never woke up from this wonderful dream!

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5563 09:55

>>69-70
( ί -ί) A world where everyone is a fat-san...
( ί -ί) And every other person would have to comatose together with you?

( ί ƒŽί) A world where you, readers, are totally happy!

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5563 10:44

( ί -ί) There would be no 4-ch.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where internet isn't addicting !

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5563 10:48

( ί -ί) Compulsive delusional worrying about negativities in former world.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where the only ticket to popularity is knowing all the words to Cruel Angel Thesis!

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5563 20:31

( ί -ί) All the Koreans would be popular.

( ί ƒŽί) A world without fake nerds while nerd-ism is still mainstream!

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5563 21:02

( ί -ί) Impossible. If something is mainstream, insecure people will become posers in the hope they are accepted by the masses. Even if it could happen, people would be constantly trying to out-nerd each other, alpha nerds in each city would be in the thousands instead of the tens, more plain nerdy silent frigid virgin girls and you'd get shit like Nerd Idol appearing. Everything else I can think of is good (chess replacing football / soccer, math rock, post-rock, classical, chiptune, jazz and avant-garde electronica getting played on mainstream radio, the economy not being in a fucking mess etc.)

( ί ƒŽί) A world where people never back stabbed one-another!

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5564 06:06

( ί -ί) People would then just stab you in the face.

( ί ƒŽί) A world without those weird disembodied voices!

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5564 07:25

( ί -ί) The voices would be coming from dead bodies, which is even creepier.

( ί ƒŽί) A world in which I have a sandwich right now!

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5564 07:38

>>77
( ί -ί) One less sandwich for the rest of us.

( ί ƒŽί) The cake is not a lie!

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5564 07:47

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Portal? How petit bourgeoisie.

(₯ิƒŽ₯ิ)‚Α-̾ A word where cigarette smoking is once again an instant ticket to coolness and respectability!

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5564 08:03

( ί ƒŽί) A world where smokers INSTANTLY DIE the second they puff!

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5564 08:09

( ί -ί) Doing it wrong.

( ί ƒŽί) A world in which everyone does it right!

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5564 11:37

( ί -ί) A world where we don't have people like >>80 to laugh at.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where broccoli tastes like filet mignon!

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5564 14:23

( ί -ί) The price of broccoli would sky-rocket.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where smokers INSTANTLY DIE the second they puff!

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5564 15:05

( ί -ί) Smoking would never catch on, because there would never be anyone to pass on the "cool." Also, the government would fall apart without all those delicious, delicious taxes.

( ί ƒŽί) Everyone played "Go", and the world hierarcy (deciding income, jobs, home type, class, and social circle) was based on your playing skill. Once a year, tiered tournaments would occur worldwide to decide the new hierarchy, or you could challenge someone to 5 games and by winning most of them you could exchange lives.

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5564 15:08

( ί -ί) I would miss >79-san

( ί ƒŽί) A world where ideas appears automatically!

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5564 15:32

( ί -ί) Less people would act with great single-minded drive to improve society with their wonderful ideas and instead sit around all day thinking.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where nerdy girls actually liked nerdy boys instead of using our likeness as a fucking ticket to uniqueness and continually driving us into the ground with their god damn excuses and bullshit and lies and mismatched, horribly uncontrollable sexual drive which apparently can only be satisfied by a jerk who doesn't even know what a command-line is, doesn't read, doesn't even watch anime, and is generally good for nothing more than fulfilling wonderful sexual fantasies oh god please take it all away oh god oh god oh god

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5564 15:52

( ί -ί) A world where relationships would fall apart based on their own merits, slowly and painfully, rather than when someone better comes along.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where it was -10 Celcius all the time!

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5564 16:49

( ί -ί) It'd be pretty cold and things would die off

( ί ƒŽί) Planet earth shaped like a giant mitten!

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5564 19:03

( ί -ί) miners would make a lot of holes in the mitten.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where items in your inventory would be indestructible.

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5564 19:05

( ί -ί) How the hell do I use these potions?!

( ί ƒŽί) A world where hookshotting was the main form of transportation!

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5564 19:29

( x_x) THERE'S A HOOKSHOT IN MY EYE!!! AGH!!!

( ί ƒŽί) A world where Anarchy Reigned!

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5564 19:39

( ί -ί) An entire wardrobe built on the theme of damaged/studded leather? No thanks.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where the only accepted system of currency was those huge stones they have on that one Pacific Island somewhere!

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5564 20:04

( ί -ί) Vodka becoming an unofficial currency like in Poland sometime ago.
( ί ƒŽί) A world where people can type using the power of their minds instead of keyboard!

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5564 20:33

( ί -ί) The process diagram will contain oh my god look at the hooters on that one oh shit I just typed that out. Dammit, I did it again! God I hate this wind keyboard interface. backspace backspace... Wait! not the world, the action you stupid computer!
( ί ƒŽί) A world where we were at war with Vulcan, the theoritical planet exactly like ours that is in the same orbit as us, only on the opposite side of the sun.

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5564 20:58

( ί -ί) Each planet would have to send off fleets in the directions opposite their respective orbits, thus allowing them to come within the boundaries of each other without chasing a planet all the way around the sun, also probably making it really annoying for starships stationed in orbit for long periods of time because they'd have to always adjust their position to within bounds of their home planet. And if they thought Vulcan was Earth or Earth was Vulcan then shit would get really messy.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone had a catdog!

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5565 14:45

( ί -ί) True, having cute heads on both ends would be awesome, but they would have to decide among the halves who got to be the pooper for the day, and seeing a dog or cat barfing up shit is definately on my "Nightmare" level.
( ί ƒŽί) Space travel was far cheaper because of space elevators!

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5565 19:51

( ί -ί) An elevator stuck between "floors"...

( ί ƒŽί) The world of pokemon!

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5565 22:28

( ί -ί) God damn it, Gary.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where power levels were recognized human transition states!

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5567 16:27

( ί -ί) Mass Emo floods as everyone disagrees with their power level of (log e).

( ί ƒŽί) A world where it was always warm, everything was free, nobody hoarded, and work was a happy duty.

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5568 02:56

( ί -ί) There's not enough space for everyone in Cuba.

( ί ƒŽί) A world without cats! It's flawless!

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5568 03:11

( ί -ί) No more Caturday
( ί ƒŽί) A world where it carries out and is w

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5568 07:34

( ί -ί) We live in that one allready.
( ί ƒŽί) A world without beady-eyes!

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5568 08:30

( ί -ί) You wouldn't know what large eyes would be.
( ί ƒŽί)A world where fingernails cut themselves.

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5568 14:27

( ί -ί) Clippings everywhere.
( ί ƒŽί) A world where money grows on trees!

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5568 14:55

( ί -ί) Apples and bananas from said trees would taste weird...

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone is a jazz pianist and there was no lack of bebop!

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5568 19:52

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) Mittens!

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5568 21:44

bah, shut up Mittens the Kitten. Go play in a blender

( ί -ί) Everyone would smoke, get hooked on drugs, and die blind and alone. And be nicknamed Toots.

( ί ƒŽί) The existence of a God was proven to be true!

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5568 23:09

( ί -ί) Which one

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5569 00:09

( ί -ί) Uncompleted posts
( ί ƒŽί) A world where >>106 link was clickable!

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5569 03:27

( ί -ί) It'd just release the emergency mittens and cause a false alarm
( ί ƒŽί) A world where emergency mittens can be used in situations other than emergencies, and just whenever we goddamn want to!
( ί -ί) Also, a world with no captchas.

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5569 03:57

( ί -ί) We'd have a flood of useless mittens.
( ί ƒŽί) A world where everything is soft!

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5569 07:39

( ί -ί) falling meteorites would tear the earth to shreds
( ί ƒŽί) .- / .-- --- .-. .-.. -.. / .-- .... . .-. . / . ...- . .-. -.-- --- -. . / ... .--. --- -.- . / .. -. / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. .

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5569 11:12

( ί -ί) Lectures would start getting to me, Morse Code is hideous man.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where you don't think, feel and are tanasinn.

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5569 17:49

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( ί ƒŽί) A world where people are transformed in mittens once they are dead!

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5569 18:09

( ί -ί) You can't wear buried mittens...

( ί ƒŽί) A world where rivers of blood flowed freely and the doom of man drew ever nearer!

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5570 06:22

( ί -ί) But the mittens would get blood on them.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone revered the mittens and kept them clean and fluffy soft!

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5570 08:06

( ί -ί) We wouldn't ever be able to release emergency mittens.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where there's no violence, crime, or human suffering!

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5570 17:17

( ί -ί) No crime? Where can I get my music fix now! I'm so poor....

( ί ƒŽί) A world where all regular DQN users are slightly richer!

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5570 18:11

( ί -ί) We would perhaps all become blind from the constant brightness of several more monitors, each playing a particularly action-packed anime at all times. Then there are the few stoners among us, who would, you know, smoke themselves into paralysis..... (raises hand)

( ί ƒŽί) A world where humans could fend off sleep for as long as they wanted without adverse side-effects!

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5570 19:20

( ί -ί) Welcome to the 120-hour work week.

( ί ƒŽί) A world with a universal stock ownership plan!

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 02:00

( ί -ί) ...

( ί ƒŽί) A world without Oprah!

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 04:18

( ί -ί) Less free stuff = less cheap shit on eBay.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where bathrooms were either 'men', 'women', or 'DQN'!

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 07:00

( ί -ί) Fake nerds pissing onto the floor of DQN!

( ί ƒŽί) A world of SJIS cats and mittens!

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 08:18

( ί -ί) It's so flat

( ί ƒŽί) A world of infinite eurobeat!

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 11:33

( ί ƒŽί) ...

( ί ƒŽί) PERFECT

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 12:10

( ί -ί) A world of blindness and/or madness.

( ί ƒŽί) A world that ends with you!

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 12:17

( ί -ί) I bought that perfect world before realising I could use a MicroSD and R4.

( ί ƒŽί) A world in which you are crying out love in the centre!

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 13:59

( ί -ί) But then I'd be a beast.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where that mean old Ticktockman left the Harlequin alone!

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5572 14:51

( ί -ί) But then who would keep the schedule running? Don't YOU hate it when people are late? Also - I think that short story inspired some episodes of King-of-bandit Jing. Anything that inspired an anime based on dredging up terrible drinks to try to sound cool is not a perfect world.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where Evangelion not only ended right the first time, but was comprehensible in its meaning.

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5572 17:01

( ί -ί) I wouldn't feel so smug in pretending I knew what the hell was going on...

( ί ƒŽί) A world where Hare Hare Yukai was the main form of currency!

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5572 17:40

( ί -ί) Imagine just how much you would have to dance just to pay for a game... and then mulktiply that by a factor of a 1000 for a car. We wouldn't need cars, we'd be super fit.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where Atlantis has been discovered, and all sorts of cool tech is discovered!

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5572 19:07

( ί -ί) Whoever discovered the tech would stockpile it on a remote Micronesian island and use it to hide the island from all detection, effectively just creating another Atlantis.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where we inherited a super-cool party culture from the lost Micronesian nation of Funtopia!

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5573 18:43

( ί -ί) It'd be a super cool party, until something needed cleaning and then we'd all suddenly be slaves to our Funopian Overlords. Working to get enough money to party for a while, year after year. Wait a minute - that's already happening!

( ί ƒŽί) Cthulhu is real! He awakens from Rhyleh!

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5573 19:17

( ί -ί) The Old Gods kick us out of all of our homes and apartments and we all have to find new digs at the same time.

( ί ƒŽί) Everybody lives in a van down by the river!

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5573 20:54

( ί -ί) "Living by the water" loses its smugness.

( ί ƒŽί) A world in which we can communicate with animals!

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5573 21:53

( ί -ί) ...just to learn what your pet thinks of you.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where Zombie Safari existed free for all!

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5574 02:44

( ί -ί) Zombie Interest Groups would hassle us with petitions.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone communicates by carrier pigeon!

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5574 17:15

( ί -ί) When Avian Flu hit, We'd all die.
( ί ƒŽί) Marrying your cousin was cool!

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5574 22:20

( ί -ί) My cousin's a guy. An ugly guy.
( ί ƒŽί) An animu OAV wins the Oscar for best picture!

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5574 23:04

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ An animu OAV wins the Oscar for best picture.

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ While I'm trapped in a bank vault, the human race is wiped out by nuclear war, leaving me with solitude, canned food and enough time to read every book in the library. Also, I don't wear glasses and have magical robot eyes that can't fall out or otherwise render me incapable of reading my books.

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5575 18:08

( ί -ί) 99.999~% books suck ass, you'll end up watching porn until you get too lonely and kill yourself by tipping over a bookshelf - only to be alive and trapped for a week before death takes you.

( ƒŽ_ƒŽ) An A.I. is built for regulating all human life. Wars end, work becomes a task-based optimization routine, all possible resources are reused. No wasteful products are made, and old things are used until they break and are recycled. Socialism reigns, and being poor or hungry is a thing of the past. Serious criminals are euthanised.

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5575 23:54

( ί -ί) 120 hour work weeks

( ί ƒŽί) A world where mittens are used as currency!

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5576 08:23

( ί -ί) I wouldn't be able to wear such dirty mittens...

( ί ƒŽί) A world which was a dream from Yume Nikki and it actually made sense for everyone to endlessly search for things like luminescent trees or series of oddly placed easter eggs!

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5576 11:29

( ί -ί)

( ί ƒŽί) A world where people dodged questions by fobbing them off to >>145!

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5576 16:41

( ί -ί) I'd just ignore them.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everybody is in a constant state of never-ending joy and good will, where nobody can ever suffer or die or be injured.

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5576 17:28

( ί -ί) Then what would the masochists do?

( ί ƒŽί) A world were everyone speaks the same language!

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5576 19:43

( ί -ί) Engrish.com wouldn't exist.

( ί ƒŽί) A world were every girl had soft but firm tits of their preferred size that never sagged or pointed in weird directions and every man had ideal penises and never suffered from impotence!

148 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂) : 1993-09-5576 20:40

( ί -ί) Sex crazed people --> Overpopulation. But very attractive overpopulation.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where it was always sunny, even outside of Philadelphia.

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5576 21:55

( ί -ί) Just like if every place were like Saitama, Philidelphia would lose it's charm.

( ί ƒŽί) A world without spam-bots so captchas wouldn't be necessary!

150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5576 22:26

( ί -ί) There wouldn't be any silly threads dedicated to making nonsensical captchas seem like real words.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where F-Zero style races existed and half the worlds resources were dedicated to building outrageously extravagant racetracks in the sky!

151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5577 00:31

( ί -ί) The tracks would fall and kill us all if the power went out.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where the physics and other scientific rules were similar to those in the Mario games!

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5577 04:06

( ί -ί) The Angry Sun would kill us all.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where future time is now! Everyone flies to work with jetpacks!

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5577 05:41

( ί -ί) If the future was always now then the future would always be relative to the current present, thus causing us to never actually settle into a specific time because we would be constantly shifting forwards in time.

( ί ƒŽί) A world in which Linux was the most widely used OS!

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5577 06:52

( ί -ί) Everyone is too busy writing their own kernel to get anything done.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where you can keep dinosaurs as pets!

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5577 08:15

( ί -ί) The drool, oh God the drool!

( ί ƒŽί) A world where you can keep dinosaurs as pets!

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5577 09:38

( ί „Dί) Raptors are fast. Raptors are blood-thirsty. They donLt know fear. Nothing canLt stop them. Oh god... They are coming! Run!

( ί ƒŽί) A world where Strugatsky brothersL utopia came true! (As in Noon Universe series - Global communistic state. Every person is happy. Anyone gets what they want (there is no money!); people begin to conquer other planets!)

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5577 20:54

( ί -ί) Where's the challenge in that?

( ί ƒŽί) A world ruled by a benevolent and yet tyrannical meritocracy!

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5578 15:52

( ί -ί) Our Rules would discover we were all without merit, and turn us into soylent green.

( ί ƒŽί) The whole world was wiped clean. Damage by polution was erased, All human Architecture was razed to the ground and no evidence remained. Human civilization was destroyed, leaving 99.999% of humanity dead. The remaining 700 000 or so would be devided into small groups of around 100 all across the planet. The absolute laws -1. once a group gets to be larger than 150 people, the group must split up into two, with one half finding a new spot a few miles down the road. 2. There can be no waste, and nothing must harm the planet. 3. Add your own laws as long as the do not contradict the first two.

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5578 16:41

( ί -ί) I'd probably be one of the dead ones. On the upside, so would you.

( ί ƒŽί) A world without ecochondriacs freaking out about natural climate variability!

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5578 19:21

( ί -ί) We'd have to find something else to distract us from our real problems.

( ί ƒŽί) A world made of pudding!

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5579 00:30

( ί -ί) We'd have to eat something else to distract us from all the pudding.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where if you get fragged, you'd respawn at a set point (which could be set anywhere after you've gained enough frag points)!

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5579 00:34

( ί -ί) Actually, that's too perfect.

Ό“ρ“ρ“ρi ί ƒŽίj“ρ“ρ“ρ½ A word where BUUUUN!!

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5579 01:29

( ί -ί) Everyone's arms would get tired real fast.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where basic laws of nature, such as gravity and breathing, were entirely optional!

164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5579 02:56

( ί -ί) All it takes it one dillweed upping the gravity to flatten us all.

( ί ƒŽί) A world free of disease!

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5579 04:44

( ί -ί) The basic premise of RENT would be a bunch of people standing on a stage -- Team America would have no source for half of its plot!
( ί ƒŽί) A world where dinosaurs still existed, and lived in zoos! And didn't suddenly break free and kill us all!

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5579 15:43

( ί -ί) Well what's the fun in that?

( ί ƒŽί) Everyone rode Raptors to work!

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5579 17:07

( ί -ί) Commuting in the winter would be a hassle, being that raptors are cold blooded and all.

( ί ƒŽί) ‡H

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5579 17:24

( ί -ί) 2 out of 5 frogs survive the freezing process.

( ί ƒŽί) If you lick Cirno, your tongue will stick to her cheek!

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5579 17:28

( ί -ί) My tongue would be permanently stuck to her cheek...
( ί ƒŽί) The whole world was just like DQN!

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5579 18:54

( ί -ί) Entire world population: 6. All pimply fat guys.

( ί ƒŽί) Everybody in the world haz :tenbux:

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5579 19:15

( ί -ί) we all would be the kind of people that would know obscure trivia soo obscure that nobody would leave their homes, thus destroying us over a period of 100 years as breeding ceases.

( ί ƒŽί) There's no such thing as money

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5579 19:40

( ί -ί) The inefficient barter system would make it difficult for people to acquire food and basic necessities!

( ί ƒŽί) All land is rented from the government!

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5579 22:35

( ί -ί) What does my landlord do when I download pr0nz from their cable system?

( ί ƒŽί) A world where nerdy people can get laid more easily than jocks!

174 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂) : 1993-09-5580 00:49

( ί -ί) The jocks can still beat up the nerds... and now they'll be more inclined to do so.

( ί ƒŽί) A world of bros!

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5580 01:35

( ί -ί) Too many FISTS and not enough progress.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where gum never loses its flavor!

176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5580 08:54

( ί -ί) My jaw would get tired

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone can communicate with everyone, regardless of language spoken

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5580 16:54

( ί -ί) Everyone would be able to tell me exactly what they think of me...

( ί ƒŽί) Setting: SPACE. A Spaceship astride a nebula, with a constant and unlimited supply of resources gathered by robots.
Plot: The ship has all of humanity aboard, all linked into a massive online world. This central world would have many satellite worlds for fun and adventure and personal use. non intelligent robots run everything, while new worlds are added by in-game programmers while others are removed from dissuse, or remained backed up in the infinite capacity of holographic memory cubes. Any in-world deaths are relatively painless and re-spawns occur in safe zones. People can also move their "avatar" in emergencies.

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5582 03:35

( ί -ί) People who felt like they no longer needed to live would be stuck.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everybody gets to be a rock star!

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5582 03:53

( ί -ί) We already have that, and Guitar Hero sucks.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where true!

180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5582 10:18

( ί -ί) if happy == false: suicide

( ί ƒŽί) A world where Immanuel Kant was still alive!

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5582 19:08

( ί -ί) Extremely old philosophers? I think not.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where the oceans were made of delicious soup!

182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5582 20:09

( ί -ί) It would be a sea creature soup so a lot of people couldn't eat it. Also would go bad in a few days, and then we'd have algea soup, or slime mold soup. The stench would be overwhelming.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where Heath Ledger still lived!

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5582 20:12

( ί -ί) Morrissey would have one less dead gay icon to idolise.

( ί ƒŽί) Being rich enough to buy back your past

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5583 03:43

( ί -ί) Time inflation would be through the roof.

( ί ƒŽί) Mandatory neural implants for every human being on Earth trigger an orgasm every time we recycle according to local civic standards.

185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5583 03:54

( ί -ί) Soiled pants.

( ί ƒŽί) Semen-proof garments!

186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5583 04:24

( ί -ί) Soiled legs.

( ί ƒŽί) Semen-proof limbs!

187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5583 06:35

( ί -ί) Soiled pants.

( ί ƒŽί) Semen-proof women!

188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5583 06:43

( ί -ί) Bukakke is impossible.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone has access to the internet!

189 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5583 07:16

( ί -ί) Even more spam and general stupidity than we already have.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where sexy magical girls were real!

190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5583 09:22

( ί -ί) Do you want women running things?! FUUUCK.

( ί ƒŽί) A world without Vericodes! (Mine was "death", creeepy)

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5584 00:13

( ί -ί) Even more spam and general stupidity than we already have

( ί ƒŽί) A world without pants!

192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5584 01:31

( ί -ί) Much mocking of our less-equipped friends

( ί ƒŽί) A world made of pants!

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5584 16:08

( ί -ί) All our crops would taste like denim and polyester.

( ί ƒŽί) A world that was 2.5 degrees C warmer than now!

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5585 00:05

( ί -ί) Life in the desert would be even worse than it already is.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where people can change the weather and altitude whenver they want.

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5585 06:52

( ί -ί) Baked goods would never cook right.

( ί ƒŽί) A land where salty foods didn't have the unfortunate side effect of inducing thirst!

196 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5585 11:24

( ί -ί) Tacos wouldn't rule then.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where all females were mithras and vieras!

197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5585 16:07

( ί -ί) ...The sterile "Cabbit" would be immediately subjugated to endless prostitution [SAD]. BUT all those girls would be so super hawt that they'd eventually see all human men as just plain ugly, and stick to their own races and /or lesbianism.

( ί ƒŽί) N64 beat the PSX back in the day!

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5586 09:55

( ί -ί) We'd all be using a strange controller with weird buttons and only one joystick.

( ί ƒŽί) A world without misunderstandings.

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5586 15:12

( ί -ί) NO Lies -> Terrible knowledge -> ??? -> clawing out your own eyes.

( ί ƒŽί) A world without Promises.

200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5586 20:25

( ί -ί) What do you mean, my promise ring doesn't mean anythin--- AHHHRG NOT THE POOPER!

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone's a nudist, except for the ugly people!

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5587 15:34

( ί -ί) We already live there, kinda - and it's not that great. although, in your world, beautiful people would be forced to be nudists, so they'd have to be someplace warm, and die from skin cancer, leaving only the ugly.

( ί ƒŽί) Megaman X-like Reploids roamed the earth, bestowing their sun-powered love upon us all!

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5587 17:05

( ί -ί) Mavericks

( ί ƒŽί) The singularity happens and everyone "lives" in a digital world they have full control over!

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5587 21:07

( ί -ί) Screwed over when the limitations of the digital age of the singularity finally catch up with them.
"I'm sorry - due to space limitations, you are now limited to one character. If you would like to log in, please wait... 45 minutes.

Would you like to wait in line? Y/N"

( ί ƒŽί) Maverick Robots destroy humanity, living peacefully on planet earth without mankind.

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5587 21:10

( ί -ί) I'm human. That would suck.

( ί ƒŽί) Maverick robots go right past Earth and take out the Time Dwarves of Zeta2 Reticuli!

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5588 06:37

( ί -ί) I'm a Time Dwarf on Zeta2 Reticuli. That would suck.

( ί ƒŽί) The Culture exists, and allows immigration from Earth!

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5588 16:40

( ί -ί) What would be the point of leaving? Everythings already so nice on Earth now that the Culture exists... Also, the creation of mass Group minds of Goths subliming together would depress everyone in the known universe.

( ί ƒŽί) You and 199 people are awoken in a newly reformed Earth. Your missiion: re-populate that bitch.

207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5588 16:53

( ί -ί) How are I and 199 male dokyuns going to repopulate Earth?!

( ί ƒŽί) Will Smith was the teacher of all your mathematics classes!

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5588 18:59

( ί -ί) They would be Scientologist mathematics classes.

( ί ƒŽί) Morrissey was the teacher of your PE classes!

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5588 21:13

( ί -ί) Morrissey suck at gym.

( ί ƒŽί) Printers flashing on and off at EVERY hour of the day!

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5589 04:22

( ί -ί) Are you going to print my midterm now? It's okay take your time....

Okay how about now?
..... Now? Please?
Yes thank you thank you th- aw....

( ί ƒŽί) Everyone in a hat got to be part of the Men in Hats!

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5589 05:44

( ί -ί) The men without hats would be jeered and mocked and pelted with rocks and garbage.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where Islam is the religion of puce!

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5589 11:12

( ί ƒŽί)Islam is a great and true religion revealed in the Holy Koran which was dictated by the angel Gabriel to the final prophet Mohammed, Blessing and Peace Be Upon Him.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where Religion didn't cause pointless bloodshed!

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5589 14:58

( ί -ί) Meh.

( ί ƒŽί) A world with asdfashdkdshfkfhasdkfdjfhkadfhlvsldjnsdbgfn34u9pt h934[qr3io;wjklaer; tjklghjklgerhl;gjkrhjerlahyket

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5589 15:42

( ί -ί) 61736466617368646b647368666b66686173646b66646a66686b616466686c76736c646a6e73646267666e33347539707420683933345b717233696f3b776a6b6c6165723b20746a6b6c67686a6b6c676572686c3b676a6b72686a65726c6168796b6574

( ί ƒŽί) A world where !

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5589 15:44

( ί -ί) But even so, there's no there there.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where I've got SLACK!

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5589 16:59

( ί -ί) Loose living is a slippery slope.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone communicates by singing!

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5589 17:25

( ί -ί) Oh those rappers and r'n'b-ers...

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone are AA characters living in GIKO POI!

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5589 22:27

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( ί -ί) that.

( ί ƒŽί) The Matrix, except without Neo screwing it all up.

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5590 00:23

( ί -ί) Nobody would be there to sex Trinity up, thus we would never see her erotic side.

( ί ƒŽί) Everyone had both a hot girl as a neighbor and a DQN as another neighbor.

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5591 02:31

( ί -ί) What happens to the drunk that opens the wrong door?

( ί ƒŽί) a world where nobody ever suffers old age!

221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5591 04:55

( LƒΦ`) Would I slide by the wayside, or would I just die?

( ί ƒŽί) A world where food never perishes!

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5591 05:52

( ί -ί) farmers will be out of their jobs and not enough jobs to give out
( ί ƒŽί) Everyone is issued jetpacks and candy grew on trees

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5591 07:34

( ί -ί) Less frequent flyer miles and more dentist appointments.
( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone was one person and one person was everyone. Now we can't disagree with ourselves.

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5591 10:43

( ί -ί) http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=G4VN0in4weA&fmt=18

( ί ƒŽί) ACROSS really existed!

225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5591 20:46

( ί -ί) Puchuus.
( ί ƒŽί) The world was displayed as a 2D anime, but still kept to real world physics.

226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5591 21:08

( ί -ί) When I go to pee my penis is pixellated

( ί ƒŽί) A world where your food hovers so you don't need plates and pots and pans, so you don't need to wash them

227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5591 21:22

( ί -ί) Hot soup.
( ί ƒŽί) A world without idiots, dumbasses, or pricks! Any that are currently in existance will be turned into little girls/boys of the opposite gender of what they once were.

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5592 00:59

( ί -ί) wat

( ί ƒŽί) h

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5592 01:35

( ί -ί) H, obviously.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where nasal mucus is extremely good for you, and tastes great

230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5592 09:27

( ί -ί) The sounds like the same argument my dad gave me when he forced his seed down my throat...

( ί ƒŽί) A world where the formal rules of engagement were replaced by tea parties!

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5592 16:45

( ί -ί) The Mad Hatter...
( ί ƒŽί) Everyday was your Unbirthday!

232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5592 22:04

( ί -ί) It would never be your birthday.

( ί ƒŽί) Everyone finally agreed on Han Unification!

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5593 00:47

( ί -ί) Math users would never be able to divide anything.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where dividing by zero actually accomplishes something!

234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5593 06:13

( ί -ί) When it does accomplish something, we wouldn't really care.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where life didn't need an intake of resources and an output of waste! Eating is optional and shitting is too!

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5594 04:07

( ί -ί) Pigs, cows and chickens would overpopulate and overthrow our rule. Four legs good, two legs bad.

( ί ƒŽί) A Perfect World with No Flaws!

236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5594 05:14

( ί -ί) We wouldn't have this thread.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where there was no DADDYCOOL!

237 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5594 05:26

( ί -ί) We'd still have Doggy Cool and then instead we'd have to convert our money into dog biscuits

( ί ƒŽί) A world where we had our own ITALIAN VIPPER, only he was a dokyun instead of a VIPPER!

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5595 23:47

( ί -ί) Bippity Boopity.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where people spontaneously break out into musical song and dance numbers!

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5596 08:08

( ί -ί) High school musical.
( ί ƒŽί) A world without captchas!

240 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5596 21:53

( ί -ί) Spambots.
( ί ƒŽί) A world where Lelouch doesn't die!

241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5596 22:47

( ί -ί) I'm too ignorant to notice a difference

( ί ƒŽί) A world where the weather can be perfectly predicted!

242 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5597 05:39

( ί -ί) Nobody who deserves to die from the onslaught of giant, raging hurricanes would stay in their homes to not be.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where smellovision was a reality!

243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5597 06:16

( ί -ί) It is. Bless the mittens that it will never become mainstream.

( ί ƒŽί) A world with mecha!

244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5597 20:44

( ί -ί) A world filled with 15-year-old mecha pilots

( ί ƒŽί) Masturbating to comatose girls!!

245 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5598 00:07

( ί -ί) She might wake up!

( ί ƒŽί) A world where threads could reach 1000!

246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5598 05:09

( ί -ί) Then we'd be living in the past. Nobody wants to live in the past, do they?

( ί ƒŽί) A world where the entire universe was the music video to the 59th Street Bridge Song by Simon & Garfunkel!

247 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5598 08:25

( LƒΦ`) I garfunkeled your mother last night, Trebeck!

( ί ƒŽί) A world where it's perpetually September, and the theme song for that world is that one song by Earth Wind and Fire!

248 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5598 08:44

( ˃ „D˂) September reminds me of death.

( ί ƒŽί) Due to the non-holiday nature of August, the whole month is granted holiday status!

249 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5598 15:45

( ί -ί) Instead of wanting to die from loneliness on Christmas, I'll have to stave off crippling depression for what basically amounts to 31 Christmases...

( ί ƒŽί) A world which is soon to be invaded by the most cuddly creatures you've ever seen, bearing the most precious presents you've ever received!

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5598 22:50

( ί -ί) Then what happens?

( ί ƒŽί) A world where the eternal september never happened!

251 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5599 00:02

( ί -ί) The internet as a creative medium would still be held back in the Usenet days, preventing such sites as Niconico Douga and 2ch from existing. Also, it would currently be December.

( ί ƒŽί) There are no homosexuals, and all religious people and atheists alike stop fighting over their beliefs!

252 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5599 01:24

( ί -ί) A world without Freddie Mercury? No thanks.

( ί ƒŽί) A perfect world without flaws!

253 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5599 01:49

( ί -ί) It doesn't exist.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where Michael Jackson wasn't a pedophile.

254 Name: faggot : 1993-09-5599 04:10

no cannon fodder for late night talk shows

hitler hated blacks AND jews.

255 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5599 05:57

( ί -ί) It turn out it was the source of his musical genius

( ί ƒŽί) A world where Billy Joel was beheld as king of men

256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5599 16:28

( ί „Dί) c

( ί ƒŽί) A world where daddy didn't hit me!

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5600 00:11

( ί „Dί) c I got turned on by that...

( ί ƒŽί) A world where my puppy didn't die while I was sleeping with it!

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5600 02:53

( ί „Dί) It would have peed in your ear before you woke up.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where some conspiracy theories turned out to be real!

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5600 06:20

( ί -ί) That whole drama between Paul McCartney and Heather Mills could have been avoided.

( ί ƒŽί) A world without celebrities!

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5600 10:14

( ˃ „D˂) What will happen to porn stars? And anime characters? And anime studios? And Barrack Osama? And id software? And Jesus? And Satan? And God? Bhudda? Ghandi? MLK? JFK? Back Street Boys? Hancock? Jackie Chan? And... And... EVERYTHING!

( ί ƒŽί) A world where countries get wiped off the planet and sent to an alternate dimension by being voted off Survivor style!

261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5600 13:50

( ί -ί) The USA went first, and no one picked up the pilot.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where a happy thought will make you fly!

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5600 13:57

( ί -ί) Flying pedophiles.

( ί ƒŽί) A world made completely of Tanasinn!

263 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5600 16:14

(ζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆ) FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

( ί ƒŽί) A world where SPARKY4 wasn't such an idiot!!!!

264 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5600 17:10

( ί -ί) then we would have to pretend to be civil to him instead of just being an asshole to him

( ί ƒŽί) The death of Sparky4

265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5600 17:34

( ί -ί) Utter boredom. Nothing to stir us from our complacency.

( ί ƒŽί) Free universal internets, without the need for machines, even!

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5601 02:14

( ί -ί) Telepathic pedophiles and /b/tards spamming the noosphere.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where people were immortal and stopped aging at 24. Sex didn't have the consequence of impregnation. And impregnation only happend via artificial means.

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5601 04:25

( ί -ί) Everything would be completely devoid of meaning.

( ί ƒŽί) A world with pause and rewind buttons.

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5601 04:34

( ί -ί) Is this world VHS or Beta?

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everything would be completely devoid of meaning!

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5601 06:38

( ί -ί) That's really not all that much better than what we have now. Plus, I wouldn't like mittens.

( ί ƒŽί) ...KIKES!

270 Name: |EQE| : 1993-09-5601 07:10

|EQE| The Kike is a lie.

|EQE| Path curvature due to acceleration and rotation is canceled by magnetic and/or electric field gradients that produce an effective levitation of slow atoms.

271 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5601 08:29

( ί -ί) Soooooomebody doesn't like baseball.

( ί ƒŽί) We begin the armed intervention to all warfare with GUNDAM!

272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5601 14:59

( ί -ί) The machines would probably end up being more like "Ring of Red" which is kinda cool in a steampunk sort of way. But still, are only good on one-on-one confrontations, and really slow.

( ί ƒŽί) The Police had Tanks!

273 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5601 16:59

( ί -ί) The entire world is China,

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) The entire world is China!

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5601 23:29

( ί -ί) Smog in the sky, sewage and spent solvents in the rivers and sea, and lead in every toy and tool.

( ί ƒŽί) The entire world is Norway!

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5602 00:11

( ί -ί) Forget Norway!

( ί ƒŽί) The entire world is Kenya!

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5602 02:24

( ί -ί) Lions and tigers only in kenyaaaaa- Please, do not make me continue this Weebl and Bob crap.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where I got used to my nightmares!

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5602 03:51

( ί -ί) I'm already used to your nightmares.
( ί ƒŽί) A world where each of us could have his own Rei clone!

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5602 04:19

( ί -ί) DICKS EVERYWHERE

( ί ƒŽί) A world where each of us could have his own Konata clone!

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5602 05:27

( ί -ί) Everything about >>278 made me laugh loudly in my chair.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where people don't have to drink much to get to a good level of drunk, then it lasts for a long time!

280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5602 05:43

( ί -ί) Everyone is CONSTANTLY wasted.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where it isnt september anymore!

281 Name: faggot : 1993-09-5602 06:27

fuck those fucking other months. september is a mans month.

DnD 4.0 doesn't suck.

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5602 07:26

(ί- ί ) What? Who said that? Must be my imagination...

( ί -ί) Oh well. Must be daydreaming about some exquisite fantasy of mine...

( ί -ί) But just in case... DnD sucks.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where people could hack into and rewrite the code of reality. A lainable world.

(captcha for this post is lainable)

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5606 19:11

( ί -ί) Lame, second-life like Reality.
( ί ƒŽί) Via some crazy space anamolies, electricity becomes unusable.

284 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5606 22:46

( ί -ί) There's a name for this phenomenon... It's called Africa.
( ί ƒŽί) Everyone can see ghosts!

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5607 02:36

( ί -ί) There'd be some asshole ghosts, and they'd all watch you masturbate
( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone's hair is tidy when they wake up in the morning!

286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5607 02:45

( ί -ί) Einstein would have looked too much like everyone else, and then many of his contributions to science would be forgotten because people would have thought he was ordinary.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where people can alter the laws of physics whenever they want!

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5608 13:18

( ί -ί) Football games would never be won.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where the perfect game that everyone could play and enjoy exists!

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5608 13:51

( ί -ί) SOMEONE would find a way to fuck it up.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where fast food doesn't kill people!

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5608 15:28

( ί -ί) More stupid people grow up to piss in the gene pool.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where you can split yourself up into indentical people, while both halves would act the same, when they both joined back together the experiences would merge! you could play games AND go to work!

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5608 19:38

( ί -ί) What happens if one of yourself gets AIDS?

( ί ƒŽί) People were offered to transcend every year after the age of 50. Transcending is pretty much considered dying and being sent to the respected afterlife without the messy process of death and cleanup afterwards.

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5609 15:32

( ί -ί) Suicide booths are cheaper and easier.

( ί ƒŽί) We had a SIN-like being rampaging around the world every couple of years, keeping the population down, while simultaneously keeping wars at a minimum while everyone focuses their ire on SIN.

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5609 18:25

( ί -ί) That would be terrifying, why would that be a perfect world?

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone cold dance, at least had some sort of moves they could do at parties and be happy!

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5609 18:31

( ί -ί) Dance instructors would be out of work, and eventually starve to death

( ί ƒŽί) Present Day Earth!

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5609 18:48

( ί -ί) Don't get me started.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone had extra mittens!

295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5610 00:13

( ί -ί) What would be the point of releasing emergency mittens?

( ί ƒŽί) A world where Dethklok held weekly concerts, at which they would throw 500 people into an active volcano while singing, "Briefcase full of guts"!

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5610 08:19

( ί -ί) The whole world's population would end up in the volcano, except for China.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where repetitive and annoying infomercials caused amazing orgasms!

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5610 09:44

( ί -ί) Shamwow guy giving me an orgasm.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where both America and Japan didn't exist!

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5610 10:24

( ί -ί) There's nothing left...

( ί ƒŽί) A world where only America and Japan existed!

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5610 12:35

( ί -ί) There's nothing left...

( ί ƒŽί) A world without any hypothetical situations!

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5610 17:35

( ί -ί) We would be left unable to predict the results of our actions and the world would delve into chaos and lots and lots of sex and babies.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where anime characters will unconditionally reciprocate any love you have for them!

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5610 18:05

( ί -ί) All those nominally hetero bishonen guys, pressured into yaoi by legions of squeeing fangirls. And they wouldn't even seize the 300GET.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where dueling was one of the social norms, meaning that there would be immediate real-time consequences for being an asshole!

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5610 19:28

( ί -ί) Remember the closing shot of the Resident Evil movie with Milla with a shotgun in the middle of a devastated downtown? THAT. Also, there would be no living managers.

( ί ƒŽί) Since we're all too selfish to actually share food, we have a "The Lottery" type event where randomly from across the globe are killed so that we can eat our Burgers. Bonus Points for Soylent Green!

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5611 01:59

( ί -ί) It's all fun and games until the radio said no, john. you are the soylent green.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where vampires really existed!

304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5611 02:40

( ί -ί) Too much self-important angst for the world to bear.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where hampires really existed!

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5611 07:46

( ί -ί) You'd get your finger nibbled every time you tried to pet it, turning you into a vampire who is too angsty for the world to bear.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where vampires would quickly die when they drank/ate AIDS infected victims and victims without AIDS would quickly die if bitten by an AIDS infected vampire!

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5611 08:39

( ί -ί) Seriously, why the hell are we still talking about vampires?

( ί ƒŽί) A world where nobody talked about vampires!

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5611 16:57

( ί -ί) But then what would we talk about?

( ί ƒŽί) A world where computers dispensed a 100-yen coin every time you pressed "Scroll Lock"!

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5611 17:53

( ί -ί) What am I going to do with 100 yen?

( ί ƒŽί) A world where you could print off real £100 notes!

309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5611 18:01

( ί -ί) ’100 in monopoly money

( ί ƒŽί) ( ί ƒŽί)

310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5611 19:15

( ί -ί) ( ί -ί)

( ί ƒŽί) A world where it's a summer sunday afternoon all the time!

311 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5611 19:24

( ί -ί) When would we party?

( ί ƒŽί) A world where necrophilia was legal!

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5611 22:03

( ί -ί) It would still be considered rape as the dead persons in question aren't able to legally give consent, therefore it would still be illegal.

( ί ƒŽί) A world filled with zombies that only attacked and killed/converted criminals. The zombies will be controlled by the power of The Great Will.

313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5612 06:23

( ί -ί) Will would be judge, jury, and executioner, and that movie sucked.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where these freaking w's stopped carrying out so often!

314 Name: faggot : 1993-09-5613 03:32

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315 Name: faggot : 1993-09-5613 03:33

also, fat is good for you.

316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5613 03:37

( ί -ί) There is one thing such as carrying to well and breaking the page.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where

317 Name: faggot : 1993-09-5613 03:43

no where.
ha!
how does that feel?
i hope it stings.

A world in which you didn't need an emergency mitten button.

318 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5613 05:37

( ί -ί) Where is it?

( ί ƒŽί) A world where we all smiled in perpetual happiness.

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5613 05:51

( ί -ί) Smiling is comfortable for only so long.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where people are fireproof!

320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5613 06:18

( ί -ί) We'd still die from smoke inhalation and oxygen deprivation.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where people could breath fire!

321 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5613 06:38

( ί -ί) A world where Dhalsim doesn't seem so special anymore.

( ί ƒŽί) A world equipped with "save/load game."

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5613 10:04

( ί -ί) People would disappear left and right from your life because they'd be loading previously saves states.

( ί ƒŽί) A world with meaning!

323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5613 11:58

( ί -ί) More people making jokes about the number 42.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everybody can be a pro athlete!

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5613 13:48

( ί -ί) Great, all we need is more jocks.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where decent chocolate isn't so bloody expensive!

325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5613 14:20

( ί -ί) Great, all we need is more cavities.

( ί -ί) A world where sarcasm didn't exist!

326 Name: faggot : 1993-09-5613 23:47

Yeah, like THAT'S ever gonna happen.

a world where the world wears underwear.

327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5614 05:35

( ί -ί) How can you wear an underwear if you are a ghost?

( ί ƒŽί) A world where ghosts stopped making propositions!

328 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5614 06:26

( ί ƒŽί) I wouldn't call it perfect, but it'd be a start!

( ί ƒŽί) A world where we could switch between 2D and 3D!

329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5614 07:44

>>328
( ί -ί) Do you really need 3D?

( ί ƒŽί) A world where drug was legal, free and healthy!

330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5614 09:03

( ί -ί) Only one drug?

( ί ƒŽί) A world wherˆζˆζˆiζˆζˆζhζˆmζˆζses!

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5614 15:59

( ί -ί) Tanasinn
( ί ƒŽί) A world where The next generation of consoles just reset, and we get some quality NES and SNES style games.

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5614 16:44

( ί -ί) I'd relapse into 16-bit RPG addiction and my life would essentially end.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where I get paid to play my SNES.

333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5614 19:58

( ί -ί) A world where playing SNES is your job and you'll find a way to procrastinate about it, never finishing Seiken Densetsu 3 perfectly.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where I can have a pet lemur!

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5615 01:57

( ί -ί) Rabies

( ί ƒŽί) A world where people always catch fish when they go fishing, and never tell lies about what big fish they caught!

335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5615 04:50

i@ί m߁jI'm not into the whole fishing thing

i@ί m߁jA world where I would actually be into something.

336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5615 04:54

( ί -ί) You'd suck at it.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone is sexy!

337 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5615 07:28

( ί -ί) Not being sexy would be the new sexy.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where we didn't have to feel to be Tanasinn, and we'd therefore be free to think!

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5615 08:41

( ί -ί) We'd forget to feel.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everybody was friendly, and free mittens were handed out to everyone!

339 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5615 14:50

( ί -ί) But then the Emergency Mittens wouldn't be special.

( ί ƒŽί) Mittens! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

340 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5615 18:01

>>622 is >>620

>>619 is now worried about spies

341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5615 18:05

( ί -ί) Well that's >>619's problem. Nothing wrong with the rest of the perfect world!

( ί ƒŽί) A world where musicians used listeners as currency, thus more popular artists make the most money purely through their own ability!

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5615 19:07

( ί -ί) Endless Min-N-Match Cover Bands.

( ί ƒŽί) The Earth had no cyclical seasons, only differeing climates based on distance to the poles.

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5615 19:34

( ί -ί) I like climate change.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where rising CO2 levels really did make the world warmer!

344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5615 19:47

( ί -ί) The environmentalists win.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where people stopped worrying about the stupid things!

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5615 20:36

( ί -ί) 1984.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where Individualism didn't exist!

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5615 20:47

( ί -ί) ( ί -ί) ( ί -ί) ( ί -ί) ( ί -ί) ( ί -ί) ( ί -ί) ( ί -ί) ( ί -ί) ( ί -ί)

( ί ƒŽί) A world of tasty frosting!

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5615 22:30

( ί -ί)Diabeetus.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where I could variate a theme!

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5615 23:58

( ί -ί) Your themes wouldn't talk about mittens enough

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone would be obsessed with mittens!

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5616 01:33

( ί -ί) They'd be worse than people who play WoW and neglect everyday necessities. But the mittens would still be fine.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where computers/robots not unlike Persocoms existed!

350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5616 14:44

( ί -ί) CLAMP would sit giggling while humanity went extinct.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where there exists forums without bitching!

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5616 15:57

( ί -ί) What would we talk about? WHAT WOULD WE TALK ABOUT!?

( ί ƒŽί) A world where there were no countries.

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5616 23:10

( ί -ί) Above us only sky.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where you earn money for making obscure references to classic pop music in everyday converstaion!

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5617 03:44

( ί -ί) Don't you think Rickrolls are annoying enough already?

( ί ƒŽί) A world without Daddy Cool!

354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5617 10:03

( ί -ί) A world without sunshine, love, desire, fun, hate, pain, regret, tears and joy.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where anybody can eat anything without consequence!

355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5617 10:18

( ί -ί) A world of people addicted to eating, they'd eat 24/7, never stopping, never thinking.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where I was actually very well educated, rather than pretending to be as thus!

356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5617 12:31

( ί -ί) You'd be just like that jerk with the cigarette.
( ί ƒŽί) A world where I was actually very well educated, rather than pretending to be as thus!

357 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5617 13:03

( ί -ί) Your need for knowledge may drive you insane and cause you to commit suicide, thus lowering the current DQN poster count from 5 to 4.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where the T.O.E. was just found to be the true, flawless description of everything!

358 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5617 14:00

( ί -ί) Religions would go bankrupt and religious people would become dangerously unstable. We'd have a 10% minority of content people (currently secularists) and the rest would be on the brink of breakdown.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where Rei's diner actually has something!

359 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5617 14:43

( ί -ί) Would you really even eat it?

( ί ƒŽί) Nintendo of America released a DS compilation of Mother, Earthbound, and Mother 3!

360 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5617 18:14

( ί -ί) Furry fanart of Paula totally making out with Furry-Poo

( ί ƒŽί) A world where you are AWESOME

361 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5617 18:44

( ί -ί) Too much time spent socializing instead of doing mathematics (which you have a lot of time for if you are a loser).

( ί ƒŽί) A world where it was generally A-OK to make sexual advances towards your attractive relatives.

362 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5617 19:25

( ί -ί) More STD circulation for when I try to get a non-blood related girl because my family is generally disgusting.

( ί ƒŽί) A world without STDs!

( > ƒŽ<) This post has been brought to you by the word jazzment!

363 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5618 06:28

( ί -ί) There would be so many goddamn people.

( ί ƒŽί) A world without people!

364 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5618 09:15

( ί -ί) There would be so many goddamn lonely mittens.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where medieval institutions hadn't crumbled and were still alive and well, competing fiercely with present-day social and governmental structures for control of resources!

365 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5619 10:15

( ί ƒŽί) That'd actually be pretty cool, since I could then become the Knight of Mittens!

( ί ƒŽί) A world where tanasinn wasn't so fucking creepy!

366 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5619 11:07

( ί -ί) There would be no mystery to life and everything would be as it appears.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where God played dice!

367 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5619 14:38

( ί -ί) Asperger's syndrome

( ί ƒŽί) A world without assburgers!

368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5619 15:50

( ί -ί) The computer revolution would never have happened.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone had functional wings!

369 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5620 00:53

( ί -ί) You'd have to do all of your flying in the Sky monad.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone had procedural wings!

370 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5621 16:57

( ί -ί) Comp-Sci jokes become even lamer.

( ί ƒŽί) The sun instead gave off mostly ultra-violet light! The sun is a Giant Blacklight, WORLD RAVE!

371 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5621 17:14

( ί -ί) Cancer.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where a third party president won the election for once!

372 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5621 17:36

( ί -ί) The rest of the world would start to like America again.

( ί ƒŽί) Actually, that sun-cancer sun IS a good idea, everyone would be forced to stay inside!

373 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5621 18:23

( ί -ί) It'd just be Welcome to the NHK all over again.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where four simultaneous 24-hour days existed within one Earth rotation!

374 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5621 23:28

( ί -ί) We'd die four times quicker.

( ί ƒŽί) I really like the sun-cancer RAVE idea, I want to meet a strange girl like that to give me aid!

375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5621 23:59

( ί -ί) Raves are cool and all but there are cooler ways to die than cancer.

( ί ƒŽί) The end of the world in 2012 is actually going to be a REALLY COOL DANCE PARTY!

376 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5622 01:44

( ί -ί) When you wake up the next morning, you've got a hangover, a dog to your left and a flabby person to your right.

( ί ƒŽί) The end of the world in 2012 is due to zombies! Fun zombies!

377 Name: faggot : 1993-09-5622 05:20

How much "fun" can you have with INFECTIOUS ROTTING FLESH?

A world where navel pastrami the trees grow close by the kraut bushes, which shade the Swiss cheese tubers, next to a river of thousand island dressing at the base of Kaiser roll mountain.

378 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5622 08:06

( ί -ί) Americans are fat enough.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where cool free ringtones were actually both cool and free.

379 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5622 09:34

( ί -ί) We would no longer be able to say "COOL FREE RINGTONES" as an ironic statement.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where all of the girls wear mittens and intercourse consists of rubbing my penis with mittens!

380 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5622 15:38

( ί -ί) The only flaw is soggy mittens. Followed by chaffing...

( ί ƒŽί) non-intelligent machines took care of everything, allowing mankind to do whatever it wanted without labour!

381 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5622 17:00

( ί -ί) FAT PEOPLE

( ί ƒŽί) A world where you had a girlfriend!!

382 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5622 19:31

( ί -ί) That would require actually talking to girls...
( ί ƒŽί) All the homosexuals, Jews, and Muslims turned into heterosexual Catholics!

383 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5622 19:42

( ί -ί) That would mean athiests would be treated like homos.

( ί ƒŽί) ◕ ◡ ◕

( ί -ί) also on an unrelated note, >>372 is from Pakistan.

384 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5623 06:36

( ί ƒŽί) ◕ ◡ ◕
( ί ƒŽί) ◕ ◡ ◕

385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5623 08:14

( ί -ί) ( ◕ -◕)

( ί ƒŽί) A world where medieval institutions were actually present-day social and government structures and we all lived in a state of techno-corporate feudalism!

386 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5623 08:58

( ◕ -◕) The Knights of Templar.

( ◕ ƒŽ◕) A world where people weren't ugly.

387 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5623 11:19

( ί -ί) We'd have nobody to make fun of.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where drinking tea was always respected!

388 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5623 15:09

( ί -ί) IMPOSSIBLE

( ί ƒŽί) Beer Tasting is the new Wine Tasting.

389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5623 15:51

( ί -ί) That already happened here and it means if you like to drink decent beer people think you're a pretentious git.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where people aren't hated and made fun of just because they like nice things!

390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5624 00:57

( ί -ί) I don't hate people. I hate specific individuals. I don't hate individuals who like nice things. I hate individuals because their interests are in conflict with my own.

( ί ƒŽί) I can.

391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5624 07:40

( ί ƒŽί) INDIVIDUALISM! INDIVIDUALISM!

( ί ƒŽί) INDIVIDUALISM! INDIVIDUALISM!

392 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5624 08:10

( ˃ -˂) But then the awesomeness of Communism will never be realized!

( ˃ ◡˂) A world where Michael Jackson wasn't so fucking weird!

393 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5624 08:30

( ί -ί) But that's what makes him great...

( ί ƒŽί) A world with achievable goals.

394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5624 15:05

( ˃ -˂) What's the point of dreaming then?

( ˃ ◡˂) A world where we could all use Moon Magic!

395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5624 16:21

( ˃ -˂) Being constantly called a faggot.

( ί ◡ί) A world without women!

396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5624 16:45

( ί -ί) Humanity would be destroyed as one by own, every man either turned gay, or shot themselves.

( ί ƒŽί) A world without men!

397 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5624 20:05

( ί -ί) No internet.

( ί ƒŽί) A world without women!

398 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5624 20:45

( ί -ί) Everyone would sleep in and nothing would get done.

( ί ƒŽί) A world without interfering nosy busybody activist buttheads!

399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5624 22:45

( ί -ί) The Jungle would have never been written and that bacon you're eating would have been spat on before being dragged on the shit covered ground and the fat you cooked it in would contain bits and pieces of that poor guy who fell in the lard-turning machine.

( ί ƒŽί) A world without Christians, Muslims, soccer moms, republican talk show hosts, or anyone else who thinks pornography, sex before marriage, and/or cussing is bad!

400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5625 04:35

( ί -ί) If there are flaws how can it be perfect?

401 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5625 05:04

( ί -ί) >>400, this is a discussion between Schr&ouml;dinger-romantic people. If you aren't going to contribute, I suggest going to Rei's Diner.

( ί ƒŽί) BACK ON TOPIC!

( ί -ί) Without the backbone of a morale society, you're just left with sheeple, retards, dumb fucks, socialists, communists, coreans, pedophiles, furries and Chinese. Effectively, your world is 4chan. The most imperfect world there is. On the other hand, your world cannot exist due to duality as there are two sides to every coin.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where people are both alive and dead at the same time, all the time!

402 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5625 16:20

( ᴼ -ᴼ) GAHH! ZOMBIES!

( ί ƒŽί) How about if flying dragons were a feasible method of travel?

403 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5625 20:55

( ί -ί) Christians wouldn't shut up about creationism and how the Earth is really 6000 years old and the such.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where women would shut up and make me a sandwich

404 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5626 01:14

( ί -ί) They still wouldn't sleep with you.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where men would shut up and make me a king.

405 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5626 07:05

( LƒΦ`) They still wouldn't sleep with you. I was king after the war and I couldn't get any man-ass for the life of me. I had to settle for a common tavern wench. That's how Juniors father was born.

( LƒΦ`) A world where Junior would stop asking me annoying questions.

406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5626 09:33

(EΝE) But I still wouldn't sleep with you.

(EΝE) A world where Grandpa would finally just keel over and die!

407 Name: ( LƒΦ`) : 1993-09-5626 12:36

( LƒΦ`) But I still wouldn't sleep with you.

( LƒΦ`) A world where optical media was made out of a super-hard, super-durable, indestructable substance!

408 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5626 15:42

( ί -ί) But I like smashing the free AOL CDs

( ί ƒŽί) A world where I win the lottery today. Just me.

409 Name: faggot : 1993-09-5626 16:00

Lotto doesnt pay put to dead people.

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410 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5626 20:53

( ί -ί) We wouldn't be able to scare people with triskaidekaphobia.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where mittens are used as currency!

411 Name: ( ˃ ◡˂) : 1993-09-5626 21:02

( ί -ί) emergency mittens would cause massive economic fluctuation. also mittens in strippers g-strings. ewww.

( ί ƒŽί) a world where no one got hurt when they were drunk!

412 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5627 01:04

( ί -ί) All us sober people would have to deal with the unspeakable crap you drunk people do.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where being drunk had no repercussions except a general bliss and tolerance of life's many problems!

413 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5627 15:39

( ί -ί) The Senate would be tolerant of all of life's problems and full of a general bliss..

( ί ƒŽί) Working was easy!

414 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5628 01:17

( ί -ί) What would re-grow the trees after the hurricanes destroy them?

( ί ƒŽί) A world where the smart people would ride short buses and the retarded and crippled would ride normal buses!

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5628 02:24

( ί -ί) But smart people don't want to feel special.

( ί ƒŽί) A world without class.

416 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5628 03:02

( ί -ί) Making new, custom instances of objects would be impossible and consequently there'd be no uniqueness.

( ί ƒŽί) A world without Java!

417 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5628 05:13

( ί -ί) But Java is the only coffee I like

( ί ƒŽί) A world where pets lived as long as their owners do and never have to be euthanized!

418 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5628 17:46

( ί -ί) Pets would be subjected to dozes of years of boredom and torment at the hands of their "owners" (read: captors) rather than being able to mercifully die.

( ί ƒŽί) Instead of technology, magic was a rudimentary skill everyone had (elemental) and mankind used magic to fuel our inventions! fire for steampunk stuff! lightning for computers! unlimited energy! Also, it somehow didn't violate the laws of a contained system...

419 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5628 19:05

( ί -ί) Steampunk fashion

( ί ƒŽί) A world where you could solve your problems through music!!

420 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5628 19:29

( ί -ί) We'd be elves. Though not uncool, I for one would certainly become bored with staying earthbound.

( ί ƒŽί) A world which primarily favors open source and is actively abandoning all that is contrary!

421 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5629 11:06

( ί -ί) But then playing online videogames would suck because of all the cheaters...

( ί ƒŽί) A fun world where everyone can enjoy doing what they want without disrupting other people's fun, even if what they enjoy is to not have fun!

422 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5629 11:55

( ί -ί) We have that already, but nobody's trying.
( ί ƒŽί) A hueg void where the planet used to be!

423 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5629 15:53

( ί -ί) A hueg void where the planet used to be.

( ί ƒŽί) A bigger planet!

424 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5629 16:32

( ί -ί) Beefy Women from double gravity. Also, it wouldn't solve anything from lack of space, we'd just fight over more stuff.

( ί ƒŽί) One word: RAYGUNS

425 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5629 21:53

( ί -ί) Two words: Very painful.

( ί ƒŽί) A world were everyone included word games naturally into how they communicate with each other.

426 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5629 23:01

( ί -ί) XCL BLKCL GCTW JBBTCG

( ί ƒŽί) A world where I was never born!

427 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5629 23:51

( ί -ί) Since I have no idea who you are, I can't decide if that'd be an improvement or not.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where mankind has colonized the solar system!

428 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5630 01:16

( ί -ί) Yeah lets fuck up the rest of the universe.

( ί ƒŽί) A world with animals who could talk!

429 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5630 04:46

( ί -ί) We would all realise how much the animals hate us.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where humans couldn't talk!

430 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5630 06:17

( ί -ί)

( ί ƒŽί)

431 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5630 06:26

( ί -ί) Too impractical on the scale you desire.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone wears leather teddies!

432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5630 08:39

>>431
( ί -ί) You really don't want to see me in a leather teddy.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where side quests gave you experience points in addition to rewards. JUST LIKE IN THE GOOD OLD DAYS

433 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5630 17:33

( ί -ί) But then how would they make us play together instead of solo?

( ί ƒŽί) You can record and then re-watch your dreams!

434 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5630 19:57

( ί -ί) I dont want anyone seeing my subconcious.

( ί ƒŽί) No one dies, ever!

435 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5631 02:00

( ί -ί) Hitler and Stalin are still alive.

( ί ƒŽί) Only evil people die!

436 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5631 02:03

( ί -ί) There will be no one who can successfully exterminate the furries.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where you could literally put yourself in other people's shoes, and live as them!

437 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5631 09:53

( ί -ί) Didn't they make a Jack Chick Tract of that? And didn't it suck?

( ί ƒŽί) A world where you could choose your own captcha!

438 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5631 15:34

( ί -ί) Hello sir, I am a BOT. Would you like to see my dissertation on the word "booies"?

BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES
BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES
BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES
BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES
BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES

( ί ƒŽί) Instead of giant govt appointed people voting on things, every citizen of the country gets a voting tablet, and for an hour every day, people can sit and read a concise representation of two sides of an issue, and then vote on it, or several things (wireless, encrypted).

439 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5631 17:12

( ί -ί) That's boring and no one would do it.

( ί ƒŽί) If Victorian-era bicycles came back into fashion!

440 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5632 10:10

( ί -ί) You moron. You can't market that to fat people. And they aren't phat enough for normal people.

( ί ƒŽί) If Victorian-era fashion came back into fashion!

441 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5633 08:17

( ί -ί) Global warming and Victorian-era fashion will ultimately lead to human extinction due to heat exhaustion.

( ί ƒŽί) Girls were actually cute and innocent.

442 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5633 09:04

( ί -ί) They'd never put out.

( ί ƒŽί) Everyone loves anal!

443 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5633 15:36

( ί -ί) Everyone smells like poo.

( ί ƒŽί) Everybody loves Clonepa!

444 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5633 17:23

( ί -ί) This thread is about finding flaws in a perfect world, not perfection in a flawed world.

( ί ƒŽί) Open season on killing clonepas!

445 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5633 18:52

( ί -ί) If the whole world were made of mittens, we would starve to death.

( ί ƒŽί) I LOVE MITTENS!

446 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5633 20:07



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447 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5633 22:09

( ί -ί) Kill him in his own thread, please.

( ί ƒŽί) A message board where threads never went off-topic!

448 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5633 22:17

( ί -ί) This thread is still about finding flaws in a perfect world, not perfection in a flawed world.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where you'd stop annoying me!

449 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5633 22:48

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( ί -ί) Where'd you go?

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5633 22:50





( ί -ί) H-hello?

451 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5633 23:54

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452 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5634 00:04





453 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5634 00:10

( ί ƒŽί) A world where people cared more about cleanliness!

454 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5634 00:22

( ί -ί) You're back!

( ί ƒŽί) I can't eat with mittens on!

455 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5634 02:48

( ί -ί) If you starved to death, users on DQN will drop from 5 to 4.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where mittens were edible!

456 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5634 04:58

( ί -ί) We'd use up ALL the emergency mittens.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where there were 10 DQN posters!

457 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5634 05:19

( ί -ί) We'd become Slashdot.

( ί ƒŽί) A world without the need for regular expressions!

458 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5634 17:31

( ί -ί) We'd burst into dust.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where you're pulling my tit!

459 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5634 19:24

( ί -ί) You have no tit.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where i have a tit!

460 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5634 20:36

( ί -ί) Everyone would wonder who you stole it from.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where fusion power is dirt-cheap and plentiful!

461 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5635 03:35

( ί -ί) Dragonball Z would have been even worse.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where I am not addicted to the internet!

462 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5635 05:20

( ί -ί) Yet another depressing scenario wherein DQN's user count drops from 5 to 4, and us four are left wondering if it will ever be as beautiful again.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where humans had only 4 fingers!

463 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5635 06:40

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone loved DQN!

( ί -ί) Then we would become /b/

464 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5635 06:45

>>462

( ί -ί) We would have to relearn how to type, and DQN's user count drops from 1 to none.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where women weren't fickle bitches!

465 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5635 08:53

( ί -ί) Could never happen

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone was fickle bitches!

466 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5635 14:48

( ί -ί) Everybody would be a woman, and while lesbian couples are fun, they are still infertile.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everybody was a futa!

467 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5635 16:53

( ί -ί) Sex would eventually become boring as we really couldn't do anything other than anal.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where lesbians could procreate - and we were all lesbians!

468 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5635 21:02

( ί -ί) What happens when a couple has children, and each one gives birth to a child? WHICH ONE'S THE DADDY!?

( ί ƒŽί) A world where the entire planet was taken over by a massive, aggressive, living forest!

469 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5635 21:07

( ί -ί) What about us? We are not forests.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where drugs were legal!

470 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5635 21:08

( ί -ί) You shall not pass.

( ί ƒŽί) Everybody was futa, the type WITH a vagina but without the baggage that gets in the way!

471 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5635 21:41

( ί -ί) You mean hermaphrodite

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everybody was hermaphrodite!

472 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5635 22:52

( ί -ί) Instead of men worrying about their penis being too small and women worrying their breasts being to small, we'd all have to worry about both.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where every one turned into a sprakly-eyed long-hair sexy bishonen so that all the hot chicks who previously scorned us would fall madly in love with us. But, because their bitchs, we would get all get revenge on them by being gay. And I don't mean the "look at me I'm FABULOUS" gay, I mean the cool "I'm just a regular guy who happens to like guys, like that dude who played Gandalf" gay.

473 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5636 02:46

( ί -ί) Then again, because everyone's a gay sparkly-eyed, long-haired, sexy bishonen... Everyone's a guy and noone's a girl. We'd be gay without having the joy of watching women suffer because they can't have us.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where people swapped genders for some uncommon reason or another (such as sneezing) when they hit puberty. To avoid conflict, genderswapping stops happening if the person in question becomes pregnant.

474 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5636 06:19

( ί -ί) I would have an erection all the time - that's my fetish. D:

( ί ƒŽί) A world where erections didn't get in the way of things!

475 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5636 06:43

( ί -ί) Micropenis.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where catgirls/boys and doggirls/boys existed due to genetic splicing (ears, tails, heightened abilities, etc) and were mixed in with general human population and were not uncommon.

476 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5636 10:31

( ί -ί) Poop everywhere.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where every man and every woman is a star!

477 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5636 11:52

( ί -ί) I'm not a VIPšSTAR, I'll always be just a regular POPšSTAR.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where musical talent was inherent!

478 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5636 12:00

( ί -ί) American Idol. On every channel.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where people only knew how to feel!

479 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5636 15:39

( ί -ί) The world would be Tanasinn.

( ί ƒŽί) Wˆζˆζ thatˆζˆζˆζˆζˆ ζe ˆζˆζly AˆζˆζˆEˆζ

( ί ƒŽί) ˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζ

480 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5636 15:50

( ί -ί) Wait, What?

481 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5637 05:28

( ί -ί) Don't think... Feeeeel and you will be Tanasinn.

( ί ƒŽί) A world without Tanasinn!

482 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5637 08:19

( ί -ί) Lots of thinking and no feeling.

( ί ƒŽί) A world without "ITT we find flaws in a perfect world" threads!

483 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5637 22:08

( ί -ί) None of us would exist...

( ί ƒŽί) A world without leaders!

484 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5638 00:46

( ί -ί) Everyone's a loser.

( ί ƒŽί) A world without losers!

485 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5638 07:44

( ί -ί) Everyone's a leader.

( ί ƒŽί) A world without Indians!

486 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5638 14:01

( ί -ί) There'd be nowhere to outsource our tech support to.

( ί ƒŽί) A world without outsourcing!

487 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5638 14:09

( ί -ί) Whaaaat? I don't want to do any of this... Can't we pay someone else to do it..?

( ί ƒŽί) A world where it is globally recognised that the "criminal" path is in fact overall more difficult and less fulfilling. Additionally, having recognised this, people are good out of a general desire to be good, rather than feeling forced to.

488 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5638 23:25

( ί -ί) But in a world with universal good, there would be no proper balance between good and evil, thus good wouldn't actually exist, as good needs evil to exist.

( ί ƒŽί) A world without paradox!

489 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5639 07:01

( ί -ί) Mages are powerful enough already.

( ί ƒŽί) A world without Mages!

490 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5639 10:57

( ί -ί) Everyone would play Vampire, which would be shitty since WW would be even more focused on only one game line

( ί ƒŽί) A world without Tabletop RPGs

491 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5639 14:39

( ί -ί) Not on my watch you won't.
( ί ƒŽί) A world without Rocket Propelled Grenades

492 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5639 17:12

( ί -ί) Not on my jihad you won't.

( ί ƒŽί) A world without religious extremism!

493 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5640 15:35

( ί -ί) Those ugly-ass WTC towers would still be standing there uglifying the skyline.

( ί ƒŽί) A world with good taste and ONLY good taste!

494 Name: Lord Pentium!PG1mP76kIY : 1993-09-5640 15:57

( ί -ί) Good taste, by ceasing to have any rivals for people's tastes, would cease to be considered "good".

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone is Japanese!

495 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5640 19:45

( ί -ί) We'd all be xenophobic towards non-existent Westerners.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where the trains are always on time!

496 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5640 23:49

( ί -ί) People would plan their days around train crashes.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where machines used water instead of oil as fuel!

497 Name: ENKI-][ : 1993-09-5641 03:00

We might run out of drinking water.

A world where people could live off the power of love alone!

498 Name: Talentless Troll : 1993-09-5641 04:37

( ί -ί) Homoeroticism abounds

( ί ƒŽί) A world where dreams are reality

499 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5641 11:36

( ί -ί) what about nightmares?

( ί ƒŽί) A world without nightmares!

500 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5641 16:03

( ί -ί) No Giga-Slave.

( ί ƒŽί) Mars bars were actually Peanut Cheese Bars! (*warning: may contain nuts)

501 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5642 15:00

( ί -ί) People with peanut allergies wou-
( ί ƒŽί) Wait, that's a good thing!

( ί ƒŽί) A world where second impact really happened!

502 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5642 23:43

( ί -ί) Shinji.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where we were invaded by Lunarians!

503 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5643 00:01

( ί -ί) Palom and Porom

( ί ƒŽί) A world where you could shoot yourself in the head and instead of dieing mythical people/creatures come out!

504 Name: ENKI-][ : 1993-09-5643 00:28

Zeus is a serial rapist.

A world where we were invaded by sexy librarians!

505 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5643 08:52

( ί -ί) They'd be more interested in the books than you.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where we were invaded by sexy police officers!

506 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5643 13:32

( ί -ί) They'd be more interested in the crooks than you.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where we were invaded by sexy paramedics!

507 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5643 14:39

( ί -ί) They'd be more interested in helping crooks, cops, and librarians than you.

( ί ƒŽί) An invincible Gort-Like entity forces mankind to cease hostilities.

508 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5644 13:32

( ί -ί) We would become docile and inherently susceptible to attack by hostile aliens... or Gort.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where all substances were both delicious and non-toxic!

509 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5644 15:26

( ί -ί) But they wouldn't have proper nutrition.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where all substances were delicious, non-toxic, and nutritious!

510 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5644 18:12

( ί -ί) I somehow doubt Gort would approve.

( ί ƒŽί) A world without Gort!

511 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5644 19:47

( ί -ί) That's what we have now.

( ί ƒŽί) A world with somewhat more mittens!

512 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5644 20:49

( ί -ί) Mitten inflation.

( ί ƒŽί) A world in which we could print more money without depreciation in value.

513 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5644 21:01

A poor world with no currency.

A poor world with no currency.

514 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5644 21:13

( ί -ί) EEE

( ί ƒŽί) A world with disembodied voices!

515 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5645 02:39

( ί -ί)How would I tell them apart from the diembodied voices I already hear?

( ί ƒŽί)A world where Hirano Aya is the God-Empress of mankind!

516 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5645 07:58

( ί -ί) But I like Matsuoka Yuki better.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where Matsuoka Yuki is the Goddess-Empress of mankind!

517 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5645 15:03

( ί -ί) But we'd only ever hear her voice...

( > ƒŽ<) A world where Canadian Sovereignty was protected by a GIANT SPACE CANNON! PEW PEW PEW MOTHER****ERS!

518 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5645 16:49

( ί -ί) You'd have that awesome space cannon and it would never get used...

( ί ƒŽί) A world where Canada is cut off with a giant buzz saw and tied to Australia so it can't bother us anymore!

519 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5645 20:11

( ί -ί) I like Vancouver too much to do that.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where Cascadia was its own sovereign nation!

520 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5649 02:43

( ί -ί) Upon the breakup of Canada, Russia becomes world's largest landmass. Newly elected, wholly permanent, and easily frightened republican majority in US government passes bill declaring Russia "unamerican". Cold War II ensues.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where politicians fought their own wars!

521 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5650 02:25

( ί -ί) California would be a world power.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where domestic and international disputes were settled by a cutest kitten contest.

522 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5650 03:26

( ί -ί) Then we won't have cute kittens on the internet because of their value.

( ί ƒŽί) A World Where All Words First Letters Are Capitalized!

523 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5650 03:38

( ί -ί) It seems we must pay for it in apostrophes

( ί ƒŽί) A world where people actually listened when they are taught proper grammar and punctuation in primary school!

524 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5650 04:13

( ί -ί) We would spend all a ton of time adding useless, unimportant punctuation to our writing. Also, spoken English and written English would diverge into two different languages since current spoken English is not "grammatically correct" and is only going to change further as time goes on.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where shows like Gossip Girl didn't exist!

525 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5650 06:52

( ί -ί) I'm sorry. But I don't want teenybopper fanmasses migrating out of KTLA and into my quality shows.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where we can see what would happen within the very near future due to our actions in the present! Killers will actually have to work for their kills. People will be more aware of that dog poop that someone is bound to step on. I will be more graceful in dodging traffic as traffic is to dodging me!

526 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5650 07:03

( ί -ί) I'd get headaches from all those damned visions

( ί ƒŽί) A world with giant robots! Mobile Suits!

527 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5650 13:10

( ί -ί) We all would not have the money to buy some. It would be a toy for the rich.

( ί ƒŽί) A world without money!

528 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5650 16:11

( ί -ί) We already covered that, but okay. Have fun trying to buy your PS3 with 200 chickens. OH WAIT! they don't need any chickens. they want a Bull. But the guy with the bull wants two horses! The guy with the horses wa - HEY THIS IS A POINT AND CLICK INVENTORY ADVENTURE!

( ί ƒŽί) A world without kids who go to college, hear a few lectures, and think they know everything about the world and how to fix all it's problems. "O HEY GUIZ LET'S STOP THE CORPORATIONS LOL I'M SO HIGH LOOK AT MY SCARF!"

529 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5650 17:03

( ί -ί) So a world where Family Guy didn't exist...

( ί ƒŽί) Sounds good to me!

530 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5650 17:13

( ί -ί) On second though, anything that sounds good to him makes me feel wrong inside...

( ί ƒŽί) Prison Reality TV Shows!

531 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5650 18:23

( ί -ί) Most people aren't that much into gay rape, so they would cancel it.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where no one could die and everyone were sterile

532 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5650 18:52

( ί -ί) We already covered overpopulation

( ί ƒŽί) A world where people read the entire thread or at least used ctrl+f

533 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5650 23:55

( ί -ί) We'd all most likely be too insecure about our hypothetical situations being as high quality as everyone else's.

( ί ƒŽί) A world much like >>528's, except that we could view detailed write-ups of how those same kids ended up working mindless jobs as code monkeys!

534 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5651 20:53

( ί -ί) Code monkey jobs are already out-sourced.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where the Tanasζˆζˆinn was a nice place to rest!

535 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5652 01:35

( ί -ί) Thinking instead of feeling would get me kicked out of the best hotel.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everybody modified their own car rather than leave it the way it left the factory!

536 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5652 04:18

( ί -ί) Folgers cans instead of mufflers.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where a vehicle was judged based on its ability to perform an INITIAL DURIFTO as opposed to its conformity to the ricer aesthetic.

537 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5652 15:55

( ί -ί)Someone would eventually drift so hard that they open a rift to the dimension of Dinosaur Drifters, and I wouldn't want to have to deal with velociraptors that can drive.

( ί ƒŽί)A world where dinosaurs are raised to fight each other in dino-gladiator matches for the amusement of mankind!

538 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5652 18:09

( ί -ί) The roof. The roof. The roof is on fire.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where we don't need no water! Let the motherfucker burn! Burn, motherfucker, burn!

539 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5652 18:09

( ί -ί) What if one escaped

( ί ƒŽί) A world where we all have eyes in the back of our head and can switch between the frontal set of eyes and the back set of eyes with thought, or have multiple optical sensory systems so we can see through four optics at once!

540 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5652 18:10

( ί -ί) A world where you made a decent post that wasn't right before mine.

( ί ƒŽί) That other thing! A world where we all have eyes in the back of our head and can switch between the frontal set of eyes and the back set of eyes with thought, or have multiple optical sensory systems so we can see through four optics at once!

541 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5652 20:10

( ί -ί) you'd either have hair all over your second pair of eyes or have to be bald.

( ί ƒŽί) A world in which people like >>538-san finally understand that sage is not an offense and does not give you the right to post like an idiot.

542 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5652 21:15

( ί -ί) We wouldn't have anybody to laugh at.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where Batman was Spiderman and vice-versa!

543 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5652 22:52

( ί -ί) Spiderman is too light hearted. He would be forced into moral dilemmas that would break his soul. Batman, on the other hand, would terrify so many of Spiderman's villains into going straight that there would barely be any left.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where comic book nerds were popular with the ladies!

544 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5653 16:30

( ί -ί) Eventually you would want to stop courting a bitch and just get back to reading your comics.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where sexual intercourse was initiated primarily as a greeting to whomever you meet for the first time!

545 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5653 19:48

( ί -ί) Since you are a virgin, it would not make sense to explain how much that'd suck. You wouldn't understand anyway.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where you are a virgin and i am not!

546 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5653 23:09

( ί -ί) You have HIV.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where having your zipper down is socially acceptable as one that is up.

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5655 14:30

( ί -ί) That's already how things work... in nursing homes.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where all people were painlessly vaporized at age 60!

548 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5655 16:24

( ί -ί) I bet you would not want to be vaporized, not even painlessly. No matter if 6 or 60 years old.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where al music would sound like "BARF, DIARRHEA HA! HA! HA!"

549 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5655 22:57

( ί -ί) The IFPI would sue everyone for copyright infringement.
( ί ƒŽί) A world where you can blow raspberries on your girlfriend's belly in front of her parents!

550 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5656 16:04

( ί -ί) Why not go one step further and make-out on the couch while they watch, while you're at it. smack

( ί ƒŽί) A world where no one acted innapropriately! [/KNEEJERK]

551 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5656 21:39

( ί -ί) No fun. Plain and simple.
( ί ƒŽί) A world where little girls poop cotton candy!

552 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5657 00:28

( ί -ί) 2 girls 1 cup wouldn't be fun anymore.

( ί ƒŽί) A world that's toroid shaped!

553 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5657 01:14

( ί -ί) I don't know, man. Living on the non-simply connected surface of a toroid shaped planet would just kind of freak me out. You'd have all these tight-knit relations between nations closer to the center while the rest of us on the outer sides would be in some weird disarray with respect to each other... However it would be neat to look up at the day/night sky from the centroid and see the opposing side of your own world staring back at you.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where animals are our friends and our equals!

554 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5657 01:31

( ί -ί) I wouldn't like to sit next to a skunk on the bus.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where herons don't fly into our kitchens and mess up our pots and pans!

555 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5657 01:43

( ί -ί) I would never get to see another living thing that wasn't the odd ant or spider that crawls in through the gap in the door...

( ί ƒŽί) A world where me and the heron go on adventures throught the world, visiting as many pots and pan shops as possible and learning important lessons on the way!

556 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5657 08:03

( ί -ί) Every time you visit one store, 2 more get built.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where people can build their own house in seconds!

557 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5657 09:44

( ί -ί) We'd run out of trees.

( ί ƒŽί) A world were we wouldn't run out of trees!

558 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5657 15:38

( ί -ί) Did you not see Origins: Spirits of the Past? Those creepy druid chicks were bad enough.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where people believe in a God, not out of fear of reprisal, but out of a genuine understanding that they need guidance.

559 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5657 17:01

( ί -ί) Future civilization ends up looking like it was torn straight out of an Orson Scott Card novel.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where social customs generally favored video gaming over becoming intoxicated!

560 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5657 19:44

( ί -ί) No more booty calls.

( ί ƒŽί) INFINITE RESOURCES

561 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5657 23:17

( ί -ί) but then where would I construct all the pylons?
( ί ƒŽί) A world where each of us could have his own Rei clone!

562 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5657 23:23

( ί -ί) Too many unemployed people that used to make hug pillows.
( ί ƒŽί) A world where not only is employment guaranteed, the jobs are always cool!

563 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5658 06:59

( ί -ί) You've got a point there: Inflation and idiots do go hand in hand! ... Sadly...

( ί ƒŽί) Everyone's unemployed and everyone's immortal. If we don't like 'em, chuck 'em into the Sun to keep it burnin'.

564 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5658 15:31

( ί -ί) I only agree to this if you get on the rocket first

( ί ƒŽί) Mystical Aliens from outer space decide to come along, give us tech so that no-one HAS to work, and making life a series of indulgences.

565 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5658 18:02

( ί -ί) Life would not be challenging, and you'd stop loving those indulgences, since they become something normal. Someday, working would be luxury.

( ί ƒŽί) A world without Mosquitos!

566 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5659 14:52

( ί -ί) Nature would come up with something worse, like worms that lay flesh-eating maggots that eat through your urethra.

( ί ƒŽί) A world without parasites!

567 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5659 16:46

( ί -ί) Nature would come up with something worse like zombies.

( ί ƒŽί) Knowing the meaning life

568 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5659 16:58

( ί -ί) Getting an answer that is so stupid, it makes you question why you asked "What is the meaning of life?"

( ί ƒŽί) being mortal, but given a chance to return to life after 100 years!

569 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5659 19:51

( ί -ί) I'd totally kill myself and take that chance.

( ί ƒŽί) A world with reliable reincarnation!

570 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5659 20:07

( ί -ί) You'd be reliably reincarnated as a banana slug.

( ί ƒŽί) A world just like this one, but better!

571 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5659 20:57

( ί -ί) Still far from perfect.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where kimchi was part of a balanced breakfast!

572 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5660 01:53

( ί -ί) Gas and anal leakage.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where the truth really could make you free!

573 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5661 07:11

( ί -ί) Nobody would tell the truth.

( ί ƒŽί) A world made entirely of perfection!

574 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5662 09:53

( ί -ί) Then we wouldn't have this thread...

( ί ƒŽί) A world made entirely of the finest silk!

575 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5662 10:59

( ί -ί) Fat people would fall through it, destroying the silk world.

( ί ƒŽί) A word with no fat people!

576 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5662 12:04

( ί -ί) The DQN user rate is halved, and games developers and programmers from all over the world will mysteriously disappear.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where the days were longer, but the sun shined just as long, and you didn't feel any more tired than normal at the end of each one!

577 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5662 15:39

>>576
( ί -ί) Nights would be longer to compensate, and we'd sleep through all those.

( ί ƒŽί) Feeling the meaning of life!

578 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5662 16:01

( ί -ί) Assault charges from The Meaning of Life.

( ί ƒŽί) Having unilaterally decided not to believe in a God anymore, the entire populace suddenly realizes that without such a Deity providing a purpose to Life, Life might as well not exist. Then, while trying to destroy all life, they also decide that if Life no longer exists in the universe, what point does the universe have? So, they then set about destroying the universe to return it to the void and end all pointlessness and suffering.

...Hurray?

579 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5662 16:04

( ί ƒŽί) I can't see anything wrong with that.

( ί ƒŽί) The total destruction of the universe!

580 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5662 17:42

( ί ƒŽί) Yay!

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582 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5662 18:37

( ί -ί) But the universe is where I keep all my stuff!

583 Name: OVER 581 THREAD : 1993-09-5662 21:28

STOP REPLYING YOU IDIOT

584 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5662 22:27

( ί -ί) You're not funny

( ί ƒŽί) A world where DQN and SAoVQ merged into one! The Secret Elitist Area of VIP Quality Superstructures!

585 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5662 23:21

( ί -ί) The same 30 people post on both boards as it is, so no substantial change would take place.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where BBS culture was en vogue with all the hip youngsters!

586 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5663 00:11

( ί -ί) We already have that, it's called 4chan.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where 4chan was still underground and obscure, untainted by popularity!

587 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5663 02:18

( ί -ί) In this world, I would laugh at you for using the word 'taint', because that's funny when you've never seen ceiling cat.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where asian characters where preinstalled on every windows machine, so I wouldn't have to see these damn hexadecimal dominoes everytime I use a public terminal!

588 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5663 08:36

( ί -ί) We already have that, it's called Vista.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where Vista didn't exist!

589 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5663 08:48

( ί -ί) If Vista didn't exist, we wouldn't appreciate the actual well-designed systems as much as we do.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone knows everything and nobody misunderstands anyone else!

590 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5663 15:46

( ί -ί) Why talk if you and everyone knows everything?

( ί ƒŽί) A world where nobody knows anything and everybody misunderstands everybody else!

591 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5663 17:56

( ί -ί) Fuck you! She does not!

( ί ƒŽί) A world with neverending cups where you'd put a liquid in the cup and it'd never run dry!

592 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5663 18:02

( ί -ί) It'd be bad if somebody pissed in your cup.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where quantity wasn't inversely proportional to quality!

593 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5663 21:42

( ί -ί) Final Fantasy 13-100 - each 40 hours long, coming out twice a month. Each a must play. Now take that, and multiply it by all developers.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where Pokey didn't get away from Ness, and all that bad stuff never happened to Claus and Lucas.

594 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5664 01:16

( ί -ί) Okay.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone used macs!

595 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5664 03:49

( ί -ί) like, nobody would know how to fix a computer, man...

( ί ƒŽ॰) A world with ambient background music for everyone!

596 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5664 11:28

( ί -ί) Listening to ambient music all the time would be boring. Also, you could not listen to other music no more, since the ambient background music would still run. I think you just need an iPod.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where typing all day would not make your fingers hurt!

597 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5664 14:34

( ί -ί) How else would you LEARN YOUR LESSON!?

( ί ƒŽί) They finally made a sequel to the old Mario Bros Movie!

598 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5664 14:35

( ί -ί) Pussy.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where it didn't matter what operating system you use, everyone gets along fine!

599 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5664 19:42

( ί -ί) No more commission bonuses for selling macs.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where products sold themselves!

600 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5664 23:06

( ί -ί) Advertising becomes even more annoying.

( ί ƒŽί) A world with no suffering, no guilt, sadness, or regret!

601 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5665 02:35

( ί ƒŽί) Oh, it exists, you just have to find it within yourself, like me!

( ί ƒŽί) A world where anyone can play at least some sort of musical instrument, though not necessarily having the creativity to make going to see professional performers obsolete!

602 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5665 02:46

( ί -ί) Probably get stuck with an instrument you don't like.

( ί ƒŽί) A world without STDs/STIs

603 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5665 07:47

( ί -ί) Then how would we shoot down the ballistic missiles?

( ί ƒŽί) A world where the Sega Dreamcast never died and became the primary focus of human civilization, with all aspects of everyday life revolving around it!

604 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5665 14:52

( ί -ί) The world would be doomed to expansion peripheral after expansion peripheral as Sega was wont to do. Also, you'd have to import everything. Sony would inevitably come out with something better.

( ί ƒŽί) A World where the n64 had gone CD instead of cartridge!

605 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5665 21:00

( ί -ί) Would have probably have been a commercial failure and a bitch to make games for, like the Saturn.

( ί ƒŽί) A world were the Saturn was well made!

606 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5666 00:42

( ί -ί) It's already got a band of rings over 100,000 kilometers wide, AMAZING gravitational pull, 200 moons and a predominantly hydrogen atmosphere. Plus, it's visible from Earth without the need for even a simple telescope. What more do you want from it?

( ί ƒŽί) A world were Pluto was slightly larger and observed a more natural orbit, thus allowing it to still be classified as a planet!

607 Name: TalentlessTroll : 1993-09-5666 01:20

( ί -ί) That wouldn't be a world, that'd be a universe.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where breathing is unnecesary.

608 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5666 07:06

( ί -ί) I'd miss drowning in a sea of uneven sighs during sex.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where what happens in New York and California doesn't affect the rest of the world at all!

609 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5666 17:04

( ί -ί) BUT THE STOCK EXCHANGE!!!

( ί ƒŽί) From now on, all the stuff that happens in Moose Jaw will affect the rest of the world!

610 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5666 23:58

( ί -ί) That is the current world!

( ί ƒŽί) From now on, whatever happens in Moose Jaw will make the opposite thing happen in every other town in the world!

611 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5667 16:07

( ί -ί) Tomorrow, when someone dies in Moose Jaw... ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.

( ί ƒŽί) Every town and city in the world is named for animal parts!

612 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5667 16:33

( ί -ί) Nobody wants to live in Platypus Testicle.
( ί ƒŽί) A world where every console game in the world ever is playable on Nintendo Wii without making the controls frustrating!

613 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5667 19:22

( ί -ί) Just buy a classic and gamecube controller. Sheesh.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where people didn't request easily solvable things!

614 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5667 19:41

( ί -ί) No-one replies, and the thread dies forever.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where communism not only works perfectly, but is also adopted by every nation on the planet!

615 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5668 02:23

( ί -ί) FUCK YOU.

( ί ƒŽί)

616 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5668 04:46

( ί -ί) No money in that racket.

( ί ƒŽί) !!!

617 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5668 08:14

( ί -ί) ...
( ί ƒŽί) Everyone is ten feet tall!

618 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5668 14:52

( ί -ί) The emergency rooms are overflowing with head trauma victims..

( ί ƒŽί) A world with self-tidying apartments!!

619 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5668 15:25

( ί -ί) No maid, no maiddog.
( ί ƒŽί) Moon bases!

620 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5668 16:20

( ί -ί) Gundam actually happens, and none of us DQN users would get to be newtypes.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where all DQN users had newtype powers!

621 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5668 23:02

( ί -ί) Grandpa accidentally kills every last one of us.

( ί ƒŽί) A world completely conquered by Japan in the 1940s!

622 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5669 00:04

( ί -ί) Rubbery golf wezaa today.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where pixel graphics remained state of the art!

623 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5670 23:09

( ί -ί) The vector graphics fans would be even more unhappy

( ί ƒŽί) A world where Tron was the biggest hit movie of 1982!

624 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5671 12:31

( ί -ί) The entire video game industry is still rehashing the stupid lightbike sequence today.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where all the Christian evangelist nutjobs shot themselves into space to be closer to the Lawd!

625 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂) : 1993-09-5671 15:37

( ί -ί) They find him and return to fuck our heathen shit up.
( ί ƒŽί) A world without children. Future generations will thank us.

626 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5671 15:39

( ί -ί)...
( ί ƒŽί) A world with world BU-Ning championships!

627 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5671 16:39

( ί -ί) Xiller8 would always win, and that's no fun

( ί ƒŽί) Everyone realises only 2 things matter in life: a job and a girl

628 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5671 17:41

( ί -ί) Unfortunately, "everyone" includes girls. Mankind dies out due to no more future generations coming into being.

( ί ƒŽί) All English speakers use British spellings only!

629 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5671 17:51

( ί -ί) America would go bankrupt buying extra "u"s for their signs

( ί ƒŽί) The Earth actually rotated on an axis totally perpendicular to the plane of it's orbit.

630 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5671 17:54

( ί ƒŽί) That would be great! There is a reason you have American English, it's not us using English American. There would be less arguments, textbooks would be more consistent, and "color" looks retarded!

( ί ƒŽί) Aw Inglish speakurs typit phone'ic'ly in thur ain dialect wi'oot ony miskennin!

631 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5671 23:29

( ί -ί) That iz jiust fuckt uhp.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where Saxman really had a cactus COCK!

632 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5672 01:30

( ί -ί) He rapes everyone.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where customisable robot maids are available for free!!

633 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5672 08:35

( ί -ί) You'd die from electrocution while trying to fuck a robot. Good job, mate!

( ί ƒŽί) A WORLD WITH ONLY CAPITAL LETTERS!

634 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5672 13:05

( ί -ί) EVERYONE GOES DEAF ON THE INTERNETS.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where abortion is a widely accepted and routinely used method of birth control!

635 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5672 16:45

( ί -ί) Poop in the Uterus.

( ί ƒŽί) The Earth actually rotated on an axis totally perpendicular to the plane of it's orbit.

636 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5672 18:00

( ί -ί) Astrophysicists are not paid enough to calculate the implications this has.

( ί ƒŽί) In a world where all movie trailers are required by law to start with the phrase "In a world" ...

637 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5672 19:41

( ί -ί) No more space movies

( ί ƒŽί) A world with no space movies!

638 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5672 20:01

( ί -ί) Nothing but chick flicks as far as the eye can see.

( ί ƒŽί) A world with no chick flicks!

639 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5672 20:38

( ί -ί) Nothing but space movies as far as the eye can see.

( ί ƒŽί) A world with no space movies!

640 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5673 01:04

( ί -ί) Too many of those "art" films that are praised by those assholes that spend hours at Starbucks.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where those assholes at Starbucks didn't exist

641 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5673 01:39

( ί -ί) Starbucks goes out of business.

( ί ƒŽί) Sea kittens are actual kittens!

642 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5673 12:18

( ί -ί) Billions of cute little critters drown due to lack of gills.
( ί ƒŽί) A world in which melted cheese is the healthiest thing you can eat!

643 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5673 19:35

( >ϋu<) HNNNNNNNNG

( ί ƒŽί) No more racism, everyone is white!

644 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5673 19:41

( ί -ί) To Kill A Mockingbird would have been slightly harder to write an essay on in high school.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone realises only two things matter: their own happiness and the happiness of others!

645 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5673 19:44

( ί -ί) Why would everyone become the worldwide minority?

( ί ƒŽί) We eat the Dead!

646 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5673 23:25

( ί -ί) Prions.

( ί ƒŽί) People stopped being idiots and realized that I'm always right!

647 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5674 07:56

( ί -ί) When you do mess up it'll change the course of history.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where you never die and overpopulation is a problem of the past due to outer-space.

649 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5674 17:03

( ί -ί) http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/

( ί ƒŽί) A world without blind hyperlinks! (Hard Mode: Respond without referring to shock sites or Rick Astley)

650 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5674 19:20

( ί -ί) Hyperlinks become not only able to see, but also self-aware. They quickly become the dominant species on planet Earth due to sheer force of numbers, and enslave all humans. Gee, thanks a bunch.

( ί ƒŽί) A world without religion!

651 Name: Ό“ρ“ρ“ρi OƒΦOj“ρ“ρ“ρ½ : 1993-09-5675 11:21

( ί -ί) You could no longer convert to buddhism in order to be reborn.

( ί ƒŽί) A world in which ( ˃ ƒŽ˂) turned back into Ό“ρ“ρ“ρi OƒΦOj“ρ“ρ“ρ½ !

652 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5677 00:38

( ί -ί) I wouldn't be here as much.

( ί ƒŽί) A wizard government!

653 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5677 15:16

( ί -ί) Mass redundancies due to magically animated golems replacing workers.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where all females stop ageing physically at the age of 16.

654 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5677 15:41

( ί -ί) It becomes impossible to tell the difference between a pretentious 16 yr old girl and a wizened old 80 year old because as soon as they open their mouths you punch them.

( ί ƒŽί) We lived in a Dyson sphere!

655 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5677 21:59

( ί -ί) Sailing 'round the world would take centuries

( ί ƒŽί) Machines powered by love!

656 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5677 23:30

( ί -ί) there are too many people that get no lovin... And that means more net coal use.

( ί ƒŽί) Machines powered by crap!

657 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5678 14:37

( ί -ί) UNBEATABLE MACHINES

( ί ƒŽί) The plot of the Watchmen came true!

658 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5678 17:52

( ί -ί) Awfully hard on people named Bernie.

( ί ƒŽί) We live on a ringworld!

659 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5678 19:16

( ί -ί) As the world "wraps" around itself, everything is looking inward, and that means theoretically one could use a telescope to spy on you from anywhere... Kinda creepy...

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone spoke with quick British accents and relayed Python-esque witticisms!

660 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5678 23:10

( ί -ί) Comedians soon find themselves out of a job.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where comedy skills are essential job qualifications for politicians!

661 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5678 23:17

( ί -ί) Every politician is George Bush

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone can get food just by thinking about it!

662 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5679 01:08

( ί -ί) Obesity is rampant.

( ί ƒŽί) A world full of sexy magic elves!

663 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5679 01:16

( ί -ί) Creepy fanfictions turn into creepy Craigslist ads

( ί ƒŽί) World population stops thinking and is tanasinn!

664 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5679 01:41

( ί -ί) Third Impact.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone can get a girl just by thinking about her!

665 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5679 06:03

( ί -ί) You know there would be millions of otaku wishing for Haruhi, which means there would be millions of vengeful Haruhis wreaking absolute havoc on the universe.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where Haruhi mittens were widely distributed!

666 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5679 08:00

( ί -ί) The world would be unable to part with them, losing the use of fingers.

( ί „Dί) 666 GET is not a pleasant thing!

667 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5679 12:01

( ί -ί) Hmm, in that case...

( ί ƒŽί) A world were getting 666 GET didn't invoke the wrath of internet Satan!

668 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5679 14:40

( ί -ί) Nobody to purge the trolls

( ί ƒŽί) Every Home had a Holodeck!

669 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5679 15:22

( ί -ί) They already do. It's called a television, and the mean world IQ has been dropping steadily as a result.

( ί ƒŽί) A world predominantly ruled by the harmony of music!

670 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5680 00:22

( ί -ί) A society where death metal is the lowest caste.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where real lesbians are as sexy as the movie lesbians of this current world!

671 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5680 05:46

( ί -ί) They're still not interested in me.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where all people are attracted to all genders!

672 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5680 10:08

( ί -ί) The world is a lot more gay.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where you can create your own worlds!

673 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5680 10:12

( ί -ί) Spore and Second Life taught us it would be a lot of penises.

( ί ƒŽί) A world of giant sentient penises!

674 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5680 10:19

( ί -ί) A world of giant sentient penises.

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ A world where people paid attention to my idiotic suggestions.

675 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5680 14:48

( ί -ί) But my idiotic suggestions are much better.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where we could create our own worlds that DIDN'T involve lots of penises!

676 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5680 17:10

( ί -ί) But then there would not be lots of penises.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone is attractive and finds everyone else attractive!

677 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5680 17:55

( ί -ί) I don't exist in that world.

( ί -ί) A world where the concept of a perfect world can exist.

678 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5680 20:24

( ί -ί) The world would never live up to the concept.

( ί -ί) An Accident with a time machines erases all universes throughout time. Now the void is perfect, because you aren't there to muck it up.

679 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5680 20:27

( ί ƒŽί) Finally, some peace and quiet!

( ί -ί) You show up uninvited anyway.

680 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5682 00:43

( ί ƒŽί) A world where people were capable of keeping established themes and patterns!

681 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5682 01:08

( ί -ί) I saw an opportunity to turn it around, sue me.

682 Name: TT : 1993-09-5682 01:24

( ί ƒŽί) A world where men become pregnant from female ejaculation

683 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5682 05:11

( ί -ί) ί -ί

( ί ƒŽί) A world where-
( ί -ί) Urgh, I was so troubled by the previous idea that I can't think of anything..
( ί ƒŽί) A world where I had an idea for this thread!

684 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5682 13:13

( ί -ί) We would dismiss it thusly.

( ί ƒŽί) Wearing mittens in the summer didn't make your hands all hot and sweaty!

685 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 00:36

( ί -ί) Evaporative cooling would cease to exist, causing worldwide storms that never end.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where people can control storms the way Mickey Mouse controlled them in The Sorcerer's Apprentice!

686 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 06:44

( ί -ί) Disney sues for copyright infringement.

( ί ƒŽί) Disney starts making classic movies again that will later be fondly remembered!

687 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 14:09

( ί -ί) Phallic imagery.

( ί ƒŽί) Phallic imagery!

688 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 14:27

( ί -ί) Feminists complain incessantly.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where DQNers had IRC-like OP powers in real life to mute, kick, ban etc. whomever they please!

689 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 14:32

( ί -ί) The world would consist solely of jaded DQNers and kittens.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone was issued a talking money-butler at birth who would act on its master's every whim.

690 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 14:39

( ί -ί) Mankind dies out because of autoerotic injuries involving money-butlers.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where vacuum cleaners did not cause injuries when used for masturbation purposes!

691 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 14:56

( ί -ί) Dyson and Hoover become the 2 largest corporations known to man, taking over everything before engaging each other in an all-encompassing global war that ends the world.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyday is Sunday!

692 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 14:59

( ί -ί) Church every morning, and the banks are never open.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where I got paid twice as much as I do now!

693 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 15:04

( ί -ί) Everything is suddenly twice as expensive.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where humans are immune to any past, present and future diseases!

694 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 15:05

( ί -ί) >>692 becomes more of a threat to children as he can now afford twice as many sweets and puppies.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where sweets and puppies are free!

695 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 15:18

( ί -ί) Pedophiles are out of ammo.

( ί ƒŽί) The world at the end of evangelion where it's just asuka and shinji and a pool of LCL and a giant rotting corpse of Rei/Kowaru!

696 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 15:25

( ί -ί) No TEH REI.

( ίƒŽί) The world in EoE where everyone goes to school together happily!

697 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 15:43

( ί -ί) Homework.

( ίƒŽί) A world where the sun had mood-lighting controls!

698 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 15:49

( ί -ί) Environmentalists would constantly be turning the sun off to conserve it.

( ί ƒŽί) A world with no TEH REI

699 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 16:13

( ί -ί) A world with no TEH REI.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone is a one of TEH REIs!

700 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 16:28

( ί -ί) Global starvation with a delicate hint of apathy.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone eats lots of fiber!

701 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 17:05

( ί -ί) A generally more shitty world.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where Humanity abandoned Religion, and all the retards then pick up a different scientific doctrine and fight about that instead! United Atheist League!

702 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 18:25

( ί -ί) L. Ron Hubbard.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where pornography was socially acceptable, and featured as a regular genre of broadcast television show.

703 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 19:31

( ί -ί) I'm sure religious people and feminists would find something else to bitch about

( ί ƒŽί) A world where it was always summer!

704 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 20:04

( ί -ί) But then i'd get sunburnt.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where the sun does not burn and deface your skin until you are a melted crumbled pile of poo on the floor

705 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 23:01

( ί -ί) there would be no clear warning about when someone was on the verge of becoming a melted pile of poo.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where people who create bad videogames are punished by a buffalo taking a diarrhea dump in their ear, and are forced to eat rotten assholes of roadkill skunks!

706 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 23:13

( ί -ί) People will be debating what constitutes a bad videogame until all that's left is Halo and Gears of War.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where videogames were mainstream!

707 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 23:41

( ί -ί) It becomes cool to make fun of the mainstream, making Senator Lieberman cool.

( ί ƒŽί) Independent film festivals that can be enjoyed by everybody, not just flamboyant gays!

708 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5684 00:02

( ί -ί) We'd all become flamboyant gays.
( ί ƒŽί) Wars are fought between single giant robots, the winner of the fight winning the war!

709 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5684 06:52

( ί -ί) We'd have to wait for some faggot emo kid to fight.

( ί ƒŽί) A world were impotency was of the past completely!

710 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5684 14:22

( ί -ί) You would have no excuse when you weren't performing well.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone had a gun and knew how to use it.

711 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5684 15:56

( ί -ί) The world is New York.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where the Eternal Summer ended!

712 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5685 03:03

( ί -ί) We'd all be caught without heavy clothing for the cold days to come.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where that idiot didn't leave his italics tag open!

713 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5685 03:54

( ί -ί) People unable to understand simple directions.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where people can tell the difference between 2channel (2ch) and Futaba Channel (2chan)!

714 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5685 04:30

( ί -ί) But people still confuse 4channel and 4chan.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where lions are peaceful and fluffy and huggable!

715 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5685 16:33

( ί -ί) Finding dogs on your doorstep instead of birds.

( ί ƒŽί) Aside from the animals we use everyday, mankind destroys all land and sea creatures! NO more conservin! and no more sharin!

716 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5685 22:48

( ί -ί) People get bitten by ants everyday, defining ants as used by people.

( ί ƒŽί) The endangered species multiply more quickly, as long as they are cute!

717 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5686 01:18

( ί -ί) This board would be overrun with pandas.

( ί ƒŽί) If Konata was my girlfriend, and I could have sex with her, because sex is so good.

718 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5686 07:53

( ί -ί) I'm depressed.

( ί ƒŽί) But I'm becoming an hero tonight!

719 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5686 08:10

( ί -ί) Still doesn't change the fact that you fucked up this tread for no good reason

( ί ƒŽί) A world were life got more awesome as you aged instead of starting out awesome and then going down hill!

720 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5686 13:16

( ί -ί)Old people would be even more annoying

( ί ƒŽί)A world where George Clinton was president instead of Bill Clinton during the 90's!

721 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5686 14:25

( ί -ί)The 00's seem so pointless compared to those days that the global suicide rate reaches an unprecedented new high.

( ί ƒŽί)A world where you could reset your knowledge of books, games and other things so that every time you experience them is like the first!

722 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5686 14:51

( ί -ί) I... I can't find anything wrong with that...

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( ί -ί) Oh wait wait. Always falling into the same problems with new games over and over again. Also, "Plausible Deniability" becomes a huge joke.

( ί ƒŽί) We lived in a world where only those who work and contribute in a positive way are praised! All the useless people can go live in slum town.

723 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5686 16:21

( ί -ί) That sounds like a world where Conservatives and other people who value honest work would thrive. As a socialist hippie liberal douche, I can't support that.

( ί ƒŽί) A world under the enlightened jackboots of liberal socialism!

724 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5686 17:20

( ί -ί) But noone cares about your silly liberal politics

( ί ƒŽί) A world where people who care about politics don't think that they are above you

725 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5686 20:26

( ί -ί) BUT THAT'S HOW POLITCS WORKS!!!

( ί ƒŽί) Elite-Conservatives actually have to do work for a living, rather than acquire exorbitant paychecks for [betting on assumptions about other people betting on random events that occur to 30 companies out of a pool of thousands].

726 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5687 12:24

( ί -ί) We are living in the Soviet Union.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where you are assigned a soul-mate at birth who you find completely attractive on every level, and they find you the same!

727 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5687 13:28

( ί -ί)@We're all living in America
( ί ƒŽί)@America ist wunderbar

728 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5687 14:43

( ί -ί)@Everybody would want to live there.

( ί ƒŽί)@Once a day, tea time happened worldwide. Everyone stopped what they were doing, even enemies, and had a nice cup of tea (or coffee) before continuing.

729 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5687 15:35

( ί -ί) Just imagine the bathroom queues less than an hour later ...

( ί ƒŽί) All universities and colleges receive their funding from the government, and salaries increase to balance out the rise in taxes! Tuition fees are nonexistent!

730 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5687 19:16

( ί -ί) What in the world does "salaries increase to balance out the rise in taxes" even mean? I don't think that's How It Works.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where all drugs were legal, but taxed to the moon and back!

731 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5687 19:50

( ί -ί) Drugs are uncool. All the hubub about smokes would be happening for narcotics as well. Drugs 'r bad, m'kay?

( ί ƒŽί) Inifite energy

732 Name: Talentless Troll : 1993-09-5688 00:56

( ί -ί) Infinite Polution

( ί ƒŽί) A world where people do not die when they are killed.

733 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5688 01:27

( ί -ί) that one episode of Family Guy where Peter talks to Death.

( ί ƒŽί) I world where feeling pain is optional.

734 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5688 02:08

>>733

( ί -ί) Living people drop dead out of nowhere from totally preventable causes, having not sought medical treatment for their maladies.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where there are no lawyers, and as a result retired literary figures lead the government and checkers is used to settle legal disputes.

735 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5688 09:38

( ί -ί) Checkers is a stupid, stupid game. The government would not last.

( ί ƒŽί) A world with no clowns!

736 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5688 21:40

( ί -ί) With no way to satisfy my sick, carnal desires for crying clowns, I'd have to resort to raping humans instead.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where you didn't just read that!

737 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5688 22:19

( ί -ί) I wouldn't have a boner right now.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where masturbation causes immortality!

738 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5689 00:12

( ί -ί) You'd be up to your neck in blind, twitchy, hairy-palmed immortals.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where masturbation took a day off your life every time you did it!

739 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5689 08:28

>>738

( ί -ί) Everyone would be dead by 20

( ί ƒŽί) A world where run by the members of DQN

740 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5689 19:56

( ί -ί) A shadowy group of six nameless losers, with one constantly trying to ban the others for pointless reasons and another who keeps posting Beady Eyes. These are NOT the people I want in charge of my world!

( ί ƒŽί) A world where the members of DQN vastly outnumbered the rest of humanity!

741 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5689 20:21

( ί -ί) This board would become shit, like /b/.

( ί ƒŽί) This board got maybe 8 more regular posters

742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5689 21:10

( ί -ί) Dangerous new ideas and trends would surface and challenge the order which we have lived by for generations (in internet time).

( ί ƒŽί) Two girls for every boy!

743 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5690 01:35

( ί -ί) STDs for everyone.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where french surrealism didn't exist!

744 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5690 11:58

( ί -ί) Then my dirty drawings I did in school would just be dirty drawings

( ί ƒŽί) A world where >>745 doesn't exist

745 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5690 15:04

( ί -ί) No cancer cure for you then, meanie.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where being mean gave you crippling headaches!

746 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5690 16:01

( ί -ί) The internet is banned for health reasons.

( ί ƒŽί) No Anonimity for anyone, anywhere, ever.

747 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5690 16:35

( ί -ί) No escape from the banality of modern life

( ί ƒŽί) A world where love is everlasting!

748 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5690 18:35

( ί -ί) No second chances with that girl/boy you almost got.

( ί ƒŽί) A world much like this one, only called Dustbin and is like 1/16th the size, where we live normally, but artificially intelligent immortal ultra-powerful super-beings "cull the herd" occasionally to keep the population down, or keep overzealous nations from taking over.

749 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5690 18:37

( ί -ί) No second chances with that girl/boy you almost got.

( ί ƒŽί) A world much like this one, only called Dustbin and is like 1/16th the size, where we live normally, but artificially intelligent immortal ultra-powerful super-beings "cull the herd" occasionally to keep the population down, or keep overzealous nations from taking over.

750 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5690 19:28

( ί -ί) No second chances with that girl/boy you almost got.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone wears tartan every day!

751 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5690 20:59

( ί -ί) You'd get sick of seeing it all the time fairly quickly.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone eats tartar sauce every day!

752 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5690 22:30

( ί -ί) The International Tartar Cartel would rule with an iron fist. You'd probably end up working in the tartar mines.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where Clonepa had character!

753 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5701 03:33

( ί -ί) But then no one would love him.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where Rei's Diner actualy served its customers.

754 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5701 03:45

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH... OH MAN... AHAHAHAHAHA...

( ί -ί) Wait... Was he serious about that?

755 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5701 21:27

( ί -ί) Nope.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where girls can only wear aprons with nothing underneath.

756 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5701 21:36

( ί -ί) ‚l‚‚“‚”@‚‚†@‚”‚ˆ‚…‚@‚—‚‚•‚Œ‚„@‚Ž‚…‚–‚…‚’@‚‡‚@‚‚•‚”‚“‚‰‚„‚…@‚„‚•‚’‚‰‚Ž‚‡@‚”‚ˆ‚…@‚—‚‰‚Ž‚”‚…‚’D

( ί ƒŽί) ‚`@‚—‚‚’‚Œ‚„@‚—‚ˆ‚…‚’‚…@‚…‚–‚…‚’‚™‚‚Ž‚…@‚•‚“‚…‚„@‚e‚t‚k‚k@‚v‚h‚c‚s‚g@‚`‚k‚o‚g‚`‚m‚t‚l‚d‚q‚h‚b‚rI

757 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5703 00:34

( ί -ί) ‚s‚ˆ‚…‚’‚…@‚—‚‚•‚Œ‚„@‚‚‚…@‚’‚…‚‚‚…‚Œ‚“@‚—‚ˆ‚@‚‚’‚…‚“‚“@‚`‚Œ‚”{`@‚‚’@‚e‚P‚O
( ί ƒŽί)@A world where everyone would be skilled enough to beat Touhou on Lunatic difficulty.

758 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5703 03:54

>>755 Close but I think you meant: A world where allfemales are asian catgirls and wear maid uniforms

759 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5703 07:28

>>757

( ί -ί) Those few, brave otaku who spent years of their lives analyzing, memorizing, learning game mechanics, pushing the limits of both themselves and their character would have nothing to show for it and their lives would be that much more sad.

( ί ƒŽί)@A world where westerners weren't too individualistic and could get to 1000 by Oppai Oppai!

760 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5703 14:32

( ί -ί) Individualism makes the world go round... "Get yer chebs oot fur uz"

( ί ƒŽί) A world where you can buy bottles of inspiration!

761 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5704 16:54

( ί -ί) Outlawed as a controlled substance.

( ί ƒŽί) Rick Astley as a Neo-Nazi sex symbol!

762 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5704 18:38

( ί -ί) If he becomes Hitler by singing to people as torture.

( ί ƒŽί) Free beef bowls at Yoshinoya!

763 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5704 21:26

>>762
( ί -ί) Way to make the place even more casual.

( ί ƒŽί) Dark Wave being available in the original overseas release of FFII for SNES. (I don't wanna play the super serious translation of 4 just for that. Also, the DS version of the move, where it's just a super attack instead of a strike all, sucks.)

764 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5705 07:57

( ί -ί) People too lazy to ship anything.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where Marisa still had her Master Spark!

765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5705 18:12

( ί -ί) But ZUN will be too drunk to put it back in.

( ί ƒŽί) tanasinn...ζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆ

766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5705 21:54

( ί -ί) ζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆ

( ί ƒŽί) A world where people could always smell and be repulsed by their own BO, ensuring clean and fresh armpits anywhere you go!

767 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5706 02:27

( ί -ί) But, what if people eat too much gas-inducing foods?

( ί ƒŽί) Self-pleasure through tentacles!

768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5706 03:38

( ί -ί) Cleaning the mess afterwards

( ί ƒŽί) A world where 4ch does projects and stuff like 2ch, such as Mario hacks and other stuff!

769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5706 04:18

( ί -ί) I woudn't be able to keep up with my real life
( ί -ί) (SAoVQ currently doing a game project like that though)

( ί ƒŽί) A world where forum are never ruined!
( ί -ί) (You know what I mean by ruined)

( ί ƒŽί) Holy! my captcha is ri!
( ί -ί) (I should really stop doing that now)

770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5706 06:12

>>769
Oh. Cool, I guess. That place has less users than us though. Or so it seems. Sage-ing for unrelated stuff.

771 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5706 08:22

( ί -ί) If people stop paying their dues at SAoVQ...

( ί ƒŽί) Reisen-Udongein-Inaba!

772 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5706 22:10

( ί -ί) Insanity eyes sounds cool at first...

( ί ƒŽί) Everybody gets a job!

773 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5707 01:07

( ί -ί) Everyone would have too much spare change.

( ί ƒŽί) No one has a job!

774 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5707 07:54

( ί -ί) Everyone would still demand services from each other.

( ί ƒŽί) Tomoyo Sakagami!

775 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5707 12:28

( ί -ί) Toyota what?

( ί ƒŽί) Everyone had a video game of their choice made for them by a nice company!

776 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5707 14:43

( ί -ί) Nobody would ever play yours. Forums jammed with "My game is awesome b/c..."

( ί ƒŽί) 8-bit radio stations playing chiptunes and game ost's.

777 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5707 16:04

( ί -ί) They'd go mainstream. That'd be kinda lame.

( ί ƒŽί) Video cameras aren't as expensive!

778 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5707 18:33

( ί -ί) But they'll be of crappy quality.

( ί ƒŽί) Clannad!

779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5707 20:29

( ί -ί) It's Clannad

( ί ƒŽί) America passes a law that bans fat people from going to Disney Land/World.

780 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5707 20:44

( ί -ί) They STILL wouldn't go to EuroDisney

( ί ƒŽί) The Earth grows intelligent life!

781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5707 21:39

( ί -ί) It destroys it OH WAIT

( ί ƒŽί) I am the one and only!

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5707 21:50

( ί -ί) You'll get bored of yourself and are unable to do things with another person.

( ί ƒŽί) news4vip!

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5707 22:23

( ί -ί)JEWS

( ί ƒŽί) God exists, but is totally ego-less and open to suggestions!

784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5708 14:14

( ί -ί) On the suggestion of a pedophile, the human race changes such that all women appear to stop again at age 12.

( ί ƒŽί) God exists, but only gives subconscious suggestions which you are not obligated to follow in any way, without any form of retribution.

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5708 17:07

( ί -ί) A lot of people would still take it really seriously.

( ί ƒŽί) The average IQ is 150

786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5708 18:16

( ί -ί) Everyone would be pompous assholes.

( ί ƒŽί) Saitama!

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787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5709 00:59

( ί -ί) every picture on the internet is a red X.

( ί ƒŽί) Yokohama!

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5709 03:53

( ί -ί) moar liek Yoko Ono, amirite guise?

( ί ƒŽί) Asia Carrera!

789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5709 18:52

( ί -ί) Arctic Carrera.

( ί ƒŽί) While everyone still grows older, wiser and eventual dies, we all remain as healthy and attractive as we were at the peak of our youth, until we succumb to a fatal and painless aneurysm.

790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5710 03:45

( ί -ί) We won't be able to find paedophiles anymore.

( ί ƒŽί) Ahyahyahyahyahyahyahya!

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5710 19:07

( ί -ί) You'll get excessive wrinkles.

( ί ƒŽί)Reverse traps do not exist!

792 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5710 19:38

( ί -ί) Reverse traps wouldn't exist.

( ί ƒŽί) We peacefully coexisted with a race of intelligent squids!

793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5710 23:22

( ί -ί) No calimari

( ί ƒŽί) A world where old consoles don't suddently stop working!

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5711 04:11

( ί -ί) They'll get boring fast.

( ί ƒŽί) 4-ch!

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5711 14:23

( ί -ί) 4chan

( ί ƒŽί) A world of swords and sorcery! ...with some occasional steampunk or hi-technicaaaaal.

796 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5711 15:02

( ί -ί) Fantasy novels would be about tedious office jobs and the mundane lives of salarymen.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where we all shared the same language the world over.

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5711 17:28

( ί -ί) Tower of Babel

( ί ƒŽί) Tower of Druaga!

798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5711 21:45

( ί -ί) You can never stay indoors for too long.

( ί ƒŽί) Twin Towers

799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5711 22:03

( ί -ί) Terrorists.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where we don't have to find flaws in a perfect world!

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5711 23:10

( ί -ί) Boring.

( ί ƒŽί) A world without captchas

801 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5712 00:23

( ί -ί) 4chan.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where the idiots of current 4chan did not exist!

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5712 02:07

( ί -ί) We'd be posting at 4chan.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where humans don't exist!

803 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5712 03:31

( ί -ί) Computers wouldn't exist, and there maybe some other complication for me...

( ί ƒŽί) A world with humans!

804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5712 03:48

( ί -ί) That would just be awful.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where chocolate shakes grow on trees!

805 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5712 04:33

( ί -ί) They'd have ants in them. Ew.

( ί ƒŽί) A world with a slightly better selection of pr0n on the Intertubes!

806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5712 10:09

( ί -ί) The less adventurous porn stars are bullied out of the industry as the general public's standards are raised in relation to the higher quality of pornography available on the Intertubes. They take up new positions in the community such as as teaching and end up passing on their world views to the classroom. This in turn influences your children's perception of the pornography industry and in turn increases their chances of entering it. This, coupled with the fact that pr0n on the Intertubes is now more daring, means that you have a higher than usual chance of accidentally stumbling upon a pornographic video featuring your daughter during your time spent surfing, thus disturbing your fap session and causing mental distress to your person.

( ί ƒŽί) The world of Pokémon!

807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5712 10:47

( ί -ί) A world where I have to grind just to go to a friend's house or a museum if I wanted to.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where we faced dangerously high concentrations of kittens!

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5712 11:22

( ί -ί) People who are allergic to cats wouldn't have a good time.

( ί ƒŽί) A world perpetually stuck in 1993!

809 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5712 11:34

( ί -ί) Society would be ground to a halt as everyone stops to admire the cute little bastards every 5 minutes.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where anime adaptations of good manga actually improved on and was generally better than the source material.

810 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5712 22:27

( ί -ί) A world with a higher concentration of otakus and NEETs.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where kittens won't trigger allergy symptoms in people who are lame enough to get them!

811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5712 23:00

( T _T) The kittens would all still hate me.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where fishes have eyelids!

812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5713 00:22

>>811
( ί -ί) Fisherman tell stories about the one that got away, and the story would take even longer because the fisherman would describe the eyelids as well.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where people can catch fish if they genuinely desire it, and fishermen who just want to waste time can opt out of catching fish!

813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5713 14:25

( ί -ί) Who cares about fish anyway.

( ί ƒŽί) Every once in a while, some kid makes a time machine, goes back in time with the latest console, gives it to government scientists for a 1-way ticket to easy street - and technology advances ultra fast!

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5713 20:27

( ί -ί) TIME PARADOX

( ί ƒŽί) A world where time travel was real and always involved hilarious antics but always resulted in the status quo in some ironic fashion.

815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5713 20:51

( ί -ί) Well then how are we supposed to kill Hitler?

( ί ƒŽί) A world with machines that let us look forwards and backwards in time!

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5714 15:28

( ί -ί) Cautionary fables where trying to stop something from occurring makes it occur.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where no person had power over another.

817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5714 18:13

( ί -ί) That would be a world full of dirty diseased and starving hippies

( ί ƒŽί) A world in which sentient super intelligent machines run things and let humans do with their lives as they pleased

818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5714 18:28

( ί -ί) "The Culture" seems to work... But who cares about those special cases anyway. PARTY WOO!

( ί ƒŽί) Global Warming wasn't real!

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5714 18:42

( ί -ί) Al Gore wouldn't profit.

( ί ƒŽί) There was only one race!

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5714 18:52

( ί -ί) It wouldn't be easy for me to get chicks when I go to any Asian country on account of being white... and therefore mysterious and dangerous.

( ί ƒŽί) A world with abortions for some, and miniature DQN flags for others!

821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5715 00:16

( ί -ί) Where the hell would we get all those miniature DQN flags?

( ί ƒŽί) A world where hats advertised personalities!

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5715 14:17

( ί -ί) They do... everyone's a stupid dick or a loser nerd.

( ί ƒŽί) Occasionally, the powers that be would fill all the people in a certain area in a certain situation with a rhythm - thus causing those people to perform a song and dance number about everyday things like drycleaning, or being a closet gay.

823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5717 22:10

( ί -ί) Life is High School Musical.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where God is George Carlin who constantly develops for, and releases patches for life to progressively fix it to general perfection!

824 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5717 22:24

( ί -ί) George Carlin is dead.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone had three hands. Just think of the video games we'd be able to play man!

825 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5718 02:35

( ί -ί) Everyone would look ugly as hell.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where DQN IS METAL AS FUCK!

826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5719 15:58

( ί -ί) Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

( ί ƒŽί) STRUCTURED REPLY THREAD! STRUCTURED REPLY THREAD STRUCTURED REPLY THREAD!

827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5720 14:11

( ί -ί) you forgot an exclamation mark... I'll just put it here...!

( ί ƒŽί) Anal Bum Cover

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5720 18:29

( ί -ί) .

( ί ƒŽί) !

829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5720 22:51

( ί -ί) Chevron Action Flash.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where every nation's cinema industry was held to the same exacting standards of production quality as India's!

830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5721 07:09

( ί -ί) Everyone would be watching Kama Sutra pornography.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where we could make our own waifu!

831 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5721 10:11

( ί -ί) You'd still be a virgin.
( ί ƒŽί) A world without humans.

832 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5721 14:23

( ί -ί) You'd always be a virgin.
( ί ƒŽί) A world where we genetically alter the eggs of a woman to make the kind of human we want! Then we sort them into a hierarchy of castes, ensuring a mindless workforce for the superior minds at the top of the caste system!

833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5721 15:36

( ί -ί) There would be no reason to make AI machines... Otherwise, it's perfect!

( ί ƒŽί) The Same thing as Above, but instead of woman's eggs, we alter Men's Balls! Let's see how ya like that.

834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5721 15:41

( ί -ί) I'm really quite proud of my balls as they are.

( ί ƒŽί) Girls liked me for me and not just my balls!

835 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5722 03:19

( ί -ί) Girls never did like you.

( ί ƒŽί) A perfect world!

836 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5722 03:28

( ί -ί) Flaws in a perfect world.

( ί ƒŽί) A thread where we find flaws in a perfect world!

837 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5722 12:11

>>836
( ί -ί) That's been done already.

( ί ƒŽί) A world without thugs, gangstas, chavs, and other people who just want to kill you and steal your money!

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5722 13:39

( ί -ί) Somebody needs to work the minimum wage jobs.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where Ron Paul became president of the U.S.!

839 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5722 15:06

( ί -ί) Green Party never wins.

( ί ƒŽί) Megaman 10!

840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5722 15:42

( ί -ί) Having to explain that Megaman X and Megaman 10 are totally different.
( ί ƒŽί) Super Mario Bros. X

841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5725 00:05

( ί -ί) Question mark boxes with easily reached powerups get replaced by time capsules with loads of text to read.
( ί ƒŽί) Splatterhouse 4!

842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5725 05:26

( ί -ί) Cleaning up the mess afterward.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone has Clannad yuri!

843 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5725 15:02

( ί -ί) YUUUUURRIIIII!!!

( ί ƒŽί) A world that had 4 times the surface area as this one, and thus wars to conquer the whole thing would just be an exercise in futility.

844 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5725 15:04

( ί -ί) The Irish musical group gets no peace from the press.

( ί ƒŽί) A world without black people!

845 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5725 18:34

( ί -ί) Wiggers still exist, so does crappy rap music.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone had a gundam or a similar mech!

846 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5725 21:27

( ί -ί) Giant robot traffic jams.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone could drive well!

847 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5725 22:48

( ί -ί) You would still be the worst driver

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone was named after famous fictional characters

848 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5725 22:55

( ί -ί) I don't want to be Forrest Gump.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everybody's name was temporary,unless they were a criminal!

849 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5726 09:43

( ί -ί) Crime rates soar as people go insane with the lack of a definitive title with which to present themselves by.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where there really is a pot of gold at the end of every rainbow!

850 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5726 14:03

( ί -ί) Since rainbows have no end as they are go in a circle, the pot of gold is a lie.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where pigs fly!

851 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5726 16:37

( ί -ί) Standing in line awkwardly after a GIANT PIG TURD lands on your shoulder. You miss pigeons.

( ί ƒŽί) No such thing as child porn!

852 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5726 21:56

( ί -ί) Paedophilia still exists.

( ί ƒŽί) A world with Armored Core!

853 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5727 19:26

( ί -ί) But nobody can afford them.

( ί ƒŽί) Mittens for everybody!

854 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5727 22:10

( ί -ί) Wool and cotton provisioning.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everybody wins at Minesweeper!

855 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5728 05:12

( ί -ί) Who gives a fuck about mine sweeper?

( ί ƒŽί) A world where it's a constant fight between Zalgo and Tannasin!

856 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5728 12:16

( ί -ί) I don't feel anything

( ί ƒŽί) A world where I felt like I never

857 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5728 13:47

( ί -ί) what is this I dont even

( ί ƒŽί) A world where I was never gonna give you up!

858 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5728 14:55

( ί -ί) You'd always let me down.

( ί ƒŽί) A World where computer virii were a thing of the past!

859 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5728 15:19

( ί -ί) There's no such thing as "virii," so nothing would change.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where the SUPER EAGLES were an even more popular band than the Eagles!

860 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5728 18:04

( ί -ί) The members would SUPER hate each other.

( ί ƒŽί) People released computer viruses that actually IMPROVE system performance! like surprise patches!

861 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5728 21:54

( ί -ί) Too many patches slow your computer down.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where we could read books by eating them!

862 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5729 03:57

( ί -ί) People's attention span would be even worse.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where "Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like" made sense.

863 Name: Skvikos : 1993-09-5729 09:38

( ί -ί) Even electric brain pancake crystal elderly.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where Engrish was the official language of the United Nations!

864 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5729 15:10

( ί -ί) The UN continues to be an abysmal failure and a money pit.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where the continents are Pangea!

865 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5729 15:57

( ί -ί) Africans infect the world.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where Guy Fawkes succeeded!

866 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5731 00:25

( ί -ί) No long winded alliterations and parodies of said alliterations.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where ALL birds sang beautifully, even notoriously obnoxious birds like conures and macaws.

867 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5731 01:42

( ί -ί) It would be a sin to kill all birds.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where women find shy computer nerds irresistible

868 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5731 08:55

( ί -ί) You would still have to get out to meet them.

( ί ƒŽί) A world without hunger!

869 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5732 10:31

( ί -ί) The population'd increase too rapidly.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where I don't have to be so conceited, because people actually compliment me!

870 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5732 23:18

( ί -ί) Then you'd be arrogant, and everyone would hate you.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where we could shapeshift into anything!

871 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5733 14:01

( ί -ί) You unknowingly have sex with your gay 'Angelina Jolie' brother
( ί ƒŽί) A world where we store items in compressed-space through portals

872 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5733 15:23

( ί -ί) Hopefully you don't forget that sandwich in there... Also bad news when you hit the wrong button and all your items spew everywhere and crush you.

( ί ƒŽί) Heaven and Hell were real places you could visit! (although it'd probably be hard to get to...) Greek tragedies for everyone!

873 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5733 17:13

( ί -ί) You fuck your mother, gauge your eyes out with long golden pins and you are deported to hell for killing your father.

( ί ƒŽί) A world without lawyers

874 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5733 18:27

( ί -ί) You can't sue people to get a lot of money.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where we don't need money.

875 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5733 20:07

( ί -ί) A world where everyone gets the same tiny bowl of rice to eat each day, has no shoes and the same old tattered clothes, because it that's what's "fair".

( ί ƒŽί) A world where spoiled suburban rich white kids stop thinking that socialism/communism is somehow cool and see it for the failure it is.

876 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5734 10:59

( ί -ί) The capitalist pigs finally win.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where hair didn't grow anywhere on your body unless you specifically desired it to!

877 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5734 11:28

( ί -ί) hair then crawls back under the skin, causing sever pain
( ί ƒŽί) A world where a guy's balls don't sweat!

878 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5734 12:37

( ί -ί) There would be no lubrication ever, youd get chaffed constantly.
( ί ƒŽί) A 4-ch without advertizing!

879 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5734 16:32

( ί -ί) A world were people use script blockers
( ί ƒŽί) A world were dumbasses aren't allowed to use computers

880 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5734 18:00

( ί -ί) 4chan doesn't exist (wait, is that a bad thing?)

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone liked the music you listen to!

881 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5734 21:47

( ί -ί) The music I listen to is awful

( ί ƒŽί) All drugs lack all adverse effects, including addiction

882 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5734 22:27

( ί -ί) What's the use without them?

( ί ƒŽί) Everyone has a Squeeks hat!

883 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5734 23:11

( ί -ί) Then it wouldn't be a Squeeks hat...

( ί ƒŽί) A world without stupid, socially destructive, and stupid and socially destructive people!

884 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5735 23:18

( ί -ί) DQN doesn't exist.

( ί ƒŽί) DQN doesn't exist!

885 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5736 09:02

( ί -ί) There's still /b/. That place is much worse.

( ί ƒŽί) A world without /b/!

886 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5736 10:07

( ί -ί) Remember how boring august 1993 was? DO YOU?

( ί ƒŽί) A world where it was finally october!

887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5736 15:00

( ί -ί) DIVZERO ERROR

( ί ƒŽί) The world was threatened by a Giant Mother Attack Ship sent from the future by mankind - We defeat them with love and rock music, take their stuff, get the advanced technology, solve the problems that caused that terrible future in the first place, and seek out new homes out ampong the stars!

888 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5738 00:40

( ί -ί) Paradox

( ί ƒŽί) A world with Parrot Oxen!

889 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5738 00:56

( ί -ί) Still not as tasty as buffalo wings.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where the buffalo still roamed!

890 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5738 20:39

( ί -ί) But the deer and the antelope will have no room to play

( ί ƒŽί) A world where the ' - ' character never existed

891 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5738 22:21

( ί -ί) Take a look at what happened with the German orthography reform of 1996. Then come back and suggest that again. Idiot.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone was nice on the Internet!

892 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5739 10:23

( ί -ί) Censorship.

( ί ƒŽί) A world without pickles in mAcdonalds burgers!

893 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5739 12:06

( ί -ί) FUCK YOU I LOVE GHERKINS

( ί ƒŽί) A world without beef in McDonalds burgers, just gherkins!

894 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5739 13:30

( ί -ί) That was the premise of a Ranma movie.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where there's a cursed spring in every backyard!

895 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5739 13:54

( ί -ί) Religious morons would use this fact as an argument that God exists. Then we'd have to explain it's a 4-ch game, and they would come here, and we'd be filled with trolls and Squeeks would be pissed.

( ί ƒŽί) Portals exist!

896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5739 15:23

( ί -ί) Then there would be bears everywhere, and that would be scary.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where I can have bear powers!

897 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5739 15:56

(`„DL) NO! YOU FOOL! ONLY BEARS MAY HAVE... BEAR POWERS

( ί ƒŽί) A world in which symbols post "d" but in front of "f" didn't occur! Just, a void!

898 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5739 21:10

( ί -ί) Australians would have to drink soda pop at bars or after a hard day's gator wrasslin'.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone had beer goggles on all the time!

899 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5740 00:14

( ί -ί) The roads would be filled with drunk drivers.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone drives like a professional!

900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5740 02:47

( ί -ί) There'd still be road rage.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where we could teleport, thus eliminating scary things such as driving.

901 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5740 03:34

( ί -ί) No more surprise buttsex.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where we had no clothes!

902 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5740 11:05

( ί -ί) No more pantyshots

( ί ƒŽί) A world where a world where a world where!

903 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5740 12:01

( ί -ί) Too much recursion
( ί ƒŽί) A world with no flaws

904 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5740 14:42

( ί -ί) Too Perfect - which, when consaidered to be a flaw, WOULD ANNIHILATE THE UNIVERSE!

( ί ƒŽί) Life was a roguelike

905 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5740 15:38

( ί -ί) You get eaten by a grue.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where you are part of a rocket-skate graffiti gang in Tokyo-ko!

906 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5740 17:59

( ί -ί) You get to be collateral damage during the battle of the week between the giant tentacled kaiju and the giant robot piloted by the depressed teenage boy who just wants to be loved.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where TEH REI'S DINOR served food instead of snark.

907 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5741 04:26

( ί -ί) Rei is what we call a "lethal chef" in the biz.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where threads didn't end at 1000 posts, but instead rambled on forever and ever amen!

908 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5741 11:06

( ί -ί) ITT we get to ‡ by Canadian-ness

( ί ƒŽί) A world where shii didn't close all my threads

909 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5741 16:43

( ί -ί) A sewer left open smells.
( ί ƒŽί) A world where all animals and plants could speak!

910 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5741 17:36

( ί -ί) We'd have to become vegans out of guilt. or actually pay them.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone has a labour quota. Your job is chosen for you depending on aptitude when you get out of elementary, and after a specialised highschool you start your job (you can take side jobs afterword if you acquire the proper licenses). The more labour you do, the higher your Citizen Rank becomes, until you have managed to complete your lifetime labour quota - then you get to live care-free in a paradise-like environment and you can pursue whatever you like.

911 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5741 17:37

( ί -ί) Doesn't mean they will be intelligent.

( ί ƒŽί) A world without sequels to threads and people had to put forth original ideas to start new threads

912 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5741 19:15

( ί -ί) 16: ITT we get to 999 by Canadian-ness (26)

( ί ƒŽί) YES WEV'E LOST FACE IN DEMOCRACY
THANKS TO THE WAYS OF THE LABOUR PARTY
THANKS TO THOSE PILFERING MP's
THEY MAKE GREAT BRITAIN LOOK LIKE SLEAZE
WE NEED SOME POWER BALANCE DON'T YOU SEE
SO IT CAN'T HURT TO VOTE FOR A SOME BNP.!
IT'S THE OTHER WHO HAVE CREATED THIS MESS
NICK GRIFFIN HAS REMAINED QUITE SCANDALESS
CHARACTER ASSASSINATION PUT ASIDE
TO KNOW FOR SURE IS WHN THEYV'E BEEN TRIED
WEV'E NOTHING TO LOSE AND A LOT TO GAIN
TO LET BNP MAKE US GREAT AGAIN.!

913 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5741 19:37

( ί -ί) An Add Campaign that says "you've got nothing to lose" is grossly innacurate and amusing.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone has a labour quota. Your job is chosen for you depending on aptitude when you get out of elementary, and after a specialised highschool you start your job (you can take side jobs afterword if you acquire the proper licenses). The more labour you do, the higher your Citizen Rank becomes, until you have managed to complete your lifetime labour quota - then you get to live care-free in a paradise-like environment and you can pursue whatever you like.

914 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5741 20:15

( ί -ί) A Labour quota? Good heavens, no. I'm a Tory myself. (do u c wut i did there?)

( ί ƒŽί) A world where people didn't feel compelled to repeat themselves in threads when they didn't get a response they liked!

915 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5741 21:21

( ί -ί) That'd be too awesome to imagine and it would cause mass riots.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where people didn't feel compelled to repeat themselves in threads when they didn't get a response they liked!

916 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5741 21:57

( ί -ί) Beady-eye never would have got his pill routine and he'd be
just be an annoying filler face with no character

( ί ƒŽί) A world where every thread was a sequel to a previous thread and new threads did not feature original ideas but rather recycled old ideas!

917 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5741 22:23

( ί -ί) The status quo wouldn't change regardless of the outcome.

( ί ƒŽί) A thread where we rebel against the status quo!

918 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5742 01:00

( EƒΦE) I have a TV show!

( EƒΦE) A thread where I could have pie sometimes.

919 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5742 03:32

( ί -ί) You'd get fat.

( ί ƒŽί) A world with mo' moeblobs!

920 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5742 03:47

( ί -ί) Too much moe is deadly.






( ί ƒŽί) A world where we have fried rice!

@ Θ,,Θ
@(G`EƒΦEj@@‘₯ί₯άj I'll make fried rice!
@/@@ ‚„ͺRƒjƒjƒt))
@‚΅[-‚i

921 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5742 04:44

( ί -ί) But... My beef bowl...

( ί ƒŽί) A world where we have fried rice that tastes like white!

922 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5742 12:04

( ί -ί) ...ewwww...

( ί ƒŽί) A world without DEADLY MOE and all its terrible consequences!

923 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5742 14:39

( ί -ί) TSUNDERE would rear it's ugly head to fill the void of power

( ί ƒŽί) Giant space tethers generated Infinite electricity!

924 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5742 18:38

( ί -ί) People would still find ways to be miserable; see also human nature
( ί ƒŽί) Space colonies are founded that I can get away from the idiots that want to remain miserable.

925 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5743 01:24

( ί -ί) Said space colonies are full of idiots who want to remain miserable.
( ί ƒŽί) A world without miserable people.

926 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5743 03:35

( ί -ί) Replace "miserable" with "in a pitiable state of distress".
( ί ƒŽί) A world where all threads are relevant to my interests.

927 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5743 03:58

( ί -ί) You're no fun.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where we can escape emotional corners by using Lil' Slugger!

928 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5743 04:33

( ί -ί) But that would only perpetuate an ugly cycle of violence.

@ Θ,,Θ
@(G`ί ƒŽίj@@‘₯ί₯άj Fried mittens!
@/@@ ‚„ͺRƒjƒjƒt))
@‚΅[-‚i

929 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5744 09:46

( ί -ί) everyone would eat all the mittens.

@ Θ,,Θ
@<G`ί ƒŽί>@@‘₯ί₯άj Fried KIMCHI!
@/@@ ‚„ͺRƒjƒjƒt))
@‚΅[-‚i

930 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5746 16:21

( ί -ί) Nobody would eat it...
@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@
_R .U@- Ιƒm @@‘₯ί₯άj Soylent Green!
@/@@ ‚„ͺRƒjƒjƒt))
@‚΅[-‚i

931 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5746 23:06

( ί -ί) spoilers
@@@ ^PPPP_
@@ /@@@@@@@@@_
@@/_ @@_@@@^b
@@|||||||@@@(₯)@@(₯) b
@@(6-------όά‚b@@
@@b@@@@Q||||||||| b @
@@@_@^@_Q/ ^
@@@@ _QQQ_^
@/@@ ‚„ͺRƒjƒjƒt)) bacon!
@‚΅[-‚i

932 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5746 23:08

( ί -ί) At least fried kimchi tastes okay. Oi.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where www.breast.co.jp is a actually a porn site like you might expect!

933 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5746 23:18

( ί -ί) millions of "oppai oppai" posts

( ί ƒŽί) A world where people can change the size of breasts by thinking about them!

934 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5747 00:03

( ί -ί) Insecure girls would keep thinking about them larger, and there wouldn't be enough delicious flat chests.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where girls don't care about their breast size, and guys can change the girl's breast size just by thinking about them!

935 Name: : 1993-09-5747 04:19

( ί -ί) The girls would sue guys' pants off for making their backs break. Double-edged sword.

...

( ί ƒŽί) A world where you could drink an entire bottle of Tabasco sauce and it wouldn't bother you at all!

936 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5747 06:56

( ί -ί) >>935, you're REALLY weird, you know that?

( ί ƒŽί) A world where i didnt need to ctrl c + ctrl v my ascii!

937 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5747 16:19

( ί -ί) But Unix is too complicated and hard to use.

( ί ƒŽί) A world with a Unix system that had an easy-to-use GUI!

938 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5747 18:57

( ί -ί) I use a mac.  See?

( ί ƒŽί) A world where COOL FREE RINGTONES were actually cool and free!

939 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5747 22:59

( ί -ί) People would never answer their phones because they'd rather listen to their OMG COOL RINGTONE than listen to you talk.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where people only speak in sexy voices!

940 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5748 00:19


@@@ ^PPPP_
@@ /@@@@@@@@@_
@@/_ @@@@@@@@b
@@||||||@@@(₯)@@(₯) b
@@(6-------όά‚b@@
@@b@@@@Q||||||||| b @
@@@_@^@_Q/ ^ There are some people you don't want talking in a sexy voice
@@@@ _QQQ_^

( ί ƒŽί) No one felt strongly enough about anything to consider it worth killing someone else over!

941 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5748 02:01

( ί -ί) Die Hard would suck.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where making the wrong completely arbitrary choices early on in RPGs didn't cause you to permanently lose all chance of obtaining the best weapons and armour!

942 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5748 03:33

( ί -ί) There would be no motivation to beat Chrono Trigger on multiple endings.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where there were more Chrono Trigger sequels than Final Fantasy!

943 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5748 03:46

( ί -ί) Chrono Trigger would be considered mainsteam garbage while Final Fantasy would be a cult sensation.

( ί ƒŽί) An internet without 4chan!

944 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5748 04:17

( ί -ί) There would still be a website that would gather as much idiots.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where neither Chrono Trigger nor Final Fantasy had 3d sequels!

945 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5748 05:16

( ί -ί) None of the girls would look good.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where neither Chrono Trigger nor Final Fantasy had 3d sequels!

946 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5748 06:20

( ί -ί) None of the guys would look good.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where Breath of Fire 4 was a different game about about Scias, Ershin, Ursula, and Kahn!

947 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5748 13:01

( ί -ί) Cart racing just doesn't have the same sense of drama to it.

( ί ƒŽί) Shadowrun Cart Racing!

948 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5751 01:11

( ί -ί) A dramatic copy of Mario Kart

( ί ƒŽί) F-zero with weapons that can be picked up by flying over a "?" box!

949 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5751 12:06

( ί -ί) A dramatic copy of Mario Kart

( ί ƒŽί) F-zero with weapons that can be picked up by flying over a "!" box!

950 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5751 18:39

( ί -ί) Dramatic ripoff of Mario Kart

( ί ƒŽί) A world where time travel is possible, without having to worry about paradoxes!

951 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5751 18:58

( ί -ί) The idea itself is a paradox.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where I had a funnier idea for this post than this one!

952 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5751 19:41

( ί -ί) Still no one would care.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where healthy food was more prevalent and/or tasty!

953 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5751 23:12

( ί -ί) Some people are hoping for an early death.

( ί ƒŽί) A world filled with hope!

954 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5752 00:48

( ί -ί) We're already living in it.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where all musicians are equal and therefore everyone knew of every single artist so there is no "mainstream" defined by advertisement, but instead the most-listened bands being the best ones.

955 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5753 14:40

( ί -ί) Your argument is invalid

>all musicians are equal
>the best ones

( ί ƒŽί) A world where we didn't have to find flaws in our perfect worlds

956 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5753 19:37

( ί -ί) But then I would never get to do my ( ί -ί) face and I like to do it from time to time

( ‚ΜƒŽ‚Μ) @IDOLMASTER!!

957 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5753 20:55

( ί -ί) No objections there, just mix this one with the caramelldansen idea and there's your perfect world.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where communism was applied to Western/Eastern/European media rather than an economic system and actually worked!

958 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5753 23:44

( ί -ί) Dictatorship of the bystanders who can't speak straight sentences? I don't see how that could actually work. That world would implode on itself like Riven due to the inborn paradox!

( ί ƒŽί) A world where I accidentally 93MB of .rar files!

959 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5754 01:05

( ί -ί) An incomplete file that is 95MB

( ί ƒŽί) files that download completely the moment you want them!

960 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5755 14:54

( ί -ί) Your computer would have to entangle two particles, take one particle and have them travel the speed of light until it was 5 minutes into the future. THEN, your computer from the future would notice you wanting to download something, communicate with the particle you placed in the future in some kind of binary, the computer in the past notices this due to entanglement and begins that download. BUT, if a download is supposed to take a very long time, and you notice something downloading that you have no idea what it is, and then you look it up and THEN become interested, would you have ever download it in the first place??? PIME TARADOX

( ί ƒŽί) Linkin Park stopped making music.

961 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5755 16:26

( ί -ί) The sheer amount of tribute acts in their honour, and the dreaded Greatest Hits compilation. Not only this, but you'd know that they would reform after a while because the money is good. Unless they were to all die simultaneously, but then they'd always be remembered. Really, every possibility that does not involve time travel ends in mediocrity with Linkin Park, and we know how dangerous time travel is.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where Damo Suzuki didn't leave Can to become a Jehovah's Witness!

962 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5757 15:08

( ί -ί) He never would have started up his network, as he would have been making music earlier, and eventually get fed up with it and quit.

( ί ƒŽί) Earth is a puzzle/survival horror game, and there are only so many herbs...

963 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5757 17:17

( ί -ί) That would suck!

( ί ƒŽί) a world where ( ί ƒŽί) a world where ....

964 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5757 20:16

( ί -ί)

( ί ƒŽί) More green onion than sauce at Yoshinoya!

965 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5757 22:49

( ί -ί) You run the risk of being marked by employees for future visits.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where kitchen sink dramas are still made like in the 60s!

966 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5758 01:03

( ί -ί) Yuck

( ί ƒŽί) A world where this board didn't have the CAPTCHA.

967 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5758 01:34

( ί ƒŽί) "c!al!s 4 l3s 4 u, heh man"
( ί ƒŽί) "at hxxp://univistiable.link/"
( ί -ί) Yeah, there's a reason it's there.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where children never went mittenless!

968 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5758 08:42

( ί -ί) They will waste our cotton and wool supply, and we'll have rationing instated.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where Beat Blades Haruka was real!

969 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5762 10:42

( ί -ί) Doing it with some kunoichi to supercharge her powers will get boring sooner or later.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where threads can have more than 1000 posts!

970 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5762 15:25

( ί -ί) We'd never have a [PART 2] thread.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where our imagination dictated what exists and what not. If I imagine of a mitten, I have it!

971 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5762 15:54

( ί -ί) You sometimes think of things which you'd never want to come true. For instance if someone was suicidal and they wanted the end of the world to happen, it would.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where you are actually allowed to type in your exams!

972 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5762 16:51

( ί -ί) Oh no you don't. I've given up proper english, allowed texting over conversation, let l33t sp34k corrupt the internet, accepted new words like roflcopter and lolcats to be added to the dictionary, and fag to be the generic insult, but I'll be DAMNED if I'll let you stop having to ACTUALLY WRITE THINGS DOWN OCCASIONALLY.

( ί ƒŽί) Global Warming! Near Human Extinction! warswarswars - culminating in a triumphant rise of humanity from the ashes like a phoenix where we try not to screw things up for the billionth time + 1!

973 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5762 17:38

( ί ƒŽί) A tale of souls and swords, eternally re-told...

( ί -ί) A world where people always fucked up the order of statements.

974 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5762 18:33

( ί -ί) They'd be breaking such threads changing the characters like you did, among other mean things to do here at DQN!...

( ί ƒŽί) A world where you could taste colours and touch music, and do all kinds of mix-matches with your senses!

975 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5762 23:03

( ί -ί) Just eat some nutmeg before you go to bed

( ί ƒŽί) A world where people don't think you're a lame kid who can't get a hold of "real" drugs, jst because you happen to enjoy tripping on nutmeg!

976 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5763 03:56

( ί -ί) I don't see any point in that

( ί ƒŽί) A world made of Bootas and mittens!

977 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5768 15:10

( ί -ί) I don't know what Bootas are, but I'm sure they're not good for kittens

( ί ƒŽί) A world that had a lightweight chaingun that shot out semi-automatic pistols which in turn fired flaming acid!

978 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5768 17:07

( ί -ί) FPS would suck...

( ί ƒŽί) A world of substance, with its attributes and its modes.

979 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5776 15:18

( ί -ί) Life would be too fulfilling and the Internet would die.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where the Internet has died!

980 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5776 21:48

( ί -ί) I'd never have developed my necrophilic hentai fixation.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where the Internet never existed!

981 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5777 04:44

( ί -ί) You'd never develop a necrophilic hentai fixation.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone has a necrophilic hentai fixation!

982 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5777 12:33

( ί -ί) Replace Hello Kitty with Shitai.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where all music is released digitally only!

983 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5777 13:04

( ί -ί) I can't be pretentious with a download collection

( ί ƒŽί) A world where this thread continues after 999, never ending!

984 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5777 14:33

( ί -ί) It might happen, don't jinx it.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where ay-ay-ay I'm your little butterfly!

985 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5777 14:47

( ί -ί) Ayayaya is actually a crow tengu.

( ί ƒŽί) A world in which I could really take it easy!

986 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5777 17:13

( ί -ί) You'd get squished.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where eye really am teh storngest!

987 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5777 21:13

( E-E) I will always be stornger than you.

( E-E) A world where TAKE YOUR FUCKING PILLS YOU IDIOTS

988 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5779 01:20

( E-E) The pills make my penis soft and useless and my personality predictable and dull.

( E-E) A world where

989 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5779 01:24

( ί -ί) That world

( ί ƒŽί) A world where this thread has peacefully ended, but only when it ends!

990 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5779 16:09

( ί -ί) Off by ten posts, amateur.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone has perfect comedic timing!

991 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5779 17:20

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) To get to the other side!!

( ί ƒŽί) A world where Brokencyde just fucked off and died!

992 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5781 19:56

( ί -ί) His greatest rival would become too powerful, and do the same kind of bullshit.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where bullshit doesn't exist!

993 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5782 00:18

( ί -ί) I hate to think what I would be watching on the premium cable channel Showtime on Thursday nights at 10 pm ET if not Penn & Teller: Bullshit!

( ί ƒŽί) A world where my penis was longer than my brother's!

994 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5782 12:40

( ί -ί) My penis remains smaller than both yours and your brothers.

( ί ƒŽί) A world with no censorship!

995 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5782 22:08

( ί -ί) Some people don't deserve to talk.

( ί ƒŽί) A world ██████████quiettment███!

996 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5782 23:23

( ί -ί) There'd be no █████blad██████ ███oop ███ ██ for anyone. Think about it.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where it was much harder to offend people!

997 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5783 00:13

( ί -ί) ur gay

( ί ƒŽί) A world where a man can earn the fruits of his labour!

998 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5783 01:06

( ί -ί) There would still be people like me to exploit their hard work.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where I could get 999 without replying to myself!

999 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5783 01:58

( ί -ί) Denied!

( ί ƒŽί) A w-

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