( ` -´) Great Moments in Passive Aggression (56)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5757 02:43

It's my roommate's turn to take the goddamn trash out, so I let it pile up way past the ability of the bag to hold it all and then I poured a half empty coke out all over it.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5757 13:43

My roommate smeared coke all over the garbage can during one of his hysterical seizure sessions that he calls "passive aggression". We had to constrain him as he attempted to flee without his pants, and finally gave 20μC olanzapine to call it a day.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5757 14:34

>>2 but did you take the damn trash out? IT'S YOUR TURN FUCKASS

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5757 14:45

My roommate last year never once took out the trash in our room, but he had the fake ID and bought the vodka, so I let it slide.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5757 22:25

A man that I thought was my friend had two rooms to let when I called him needing a place for two months while I got my own place. He said he had to "discuss it" with the woman. He never got back to me on it. Straight up kooked it hard, passive/aggressive style

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5757 22:56

My flatmate made me take out the rubbish, even though I do more for her than she realises, so I took it out then made rude gestures behind her back.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5758 01:31

It's my roommate's turn to take the goddamn trash out, so I let it pile up way past the ability of the bag to hold it all and then I threw out his stash, too.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5758 03:13

My roommate flat-out refused to take out the trash, just locked himself in his room, so I got some turps-soaked cloth and stuffed it under his door, the lit it

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5758 09:42

I don't have a roommate.
Also:
GODDAMNIT, >>3 take it out yourself!

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5758 11:56

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11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5758 23:24

( ´∀`)Good thread, op. Now get the trash out.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5759 18:13

My tenants in Apt 7A keep feuding about taking out the trash, so went in there while they weren't around and pissed in their orange juice.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5759 20:02

>>11

I finally did. When I finally move out of here I am going to take a huge piss in the central air conditioner.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5759 23:49

So I'm this bad of trash, right. I really need to be taken out before it starts to stench the place up =(.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5760 08:28

There never seems to be much trash from Apt 7A for me to collect... oh well

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5781 21:22

The goddamn trash can is full again. Not MY fault, as I've been eating at Jack in the Box all week.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5782 01:56

put the trash in his oom

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5782 02:24

So I'm an apartment right? And the two guys who live in me keep feuding over trash or something silly like that. So while they were gone, I unplugged the refridgerator so all their food went bad. That'll show them.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5790 14:10

The building has rebelled and took away the coldness.
Horrible blue/gray mold rots my surface.
I am only cheese, what have I done to deserve this?
I feel so violated.... Who could love me now?

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5792 20:31

I'm just this cave mold sitting in a cave minding my OWN BUSINESS when some punk decides to put cheese in here. So I infected it. That'll show him.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5792 20:32

I've been putting cheese in this cave for years. It's like my own personal brand of Roquefort. Take that, cave mold!

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5792 20:40

I am a cave by the sea. A strange man comes by on Wednesdays to fill me with cheese. Oh god its so bad but it feels so good. I just wish he'd would stay the night and we could talk about caprimulgiformes.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5792 21:36

I thought the cave was a euphemism for a fridge

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5792 22:48

The allegory of the cave is this: the cave is not the fridge. The cave becomes the fridge. You put the cave in the bedroom it becomes the bedroom. You put it in the den it becomes the den. Be cave, my friend.

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5793 22:07

I am the art of allegory. I rhyme with "Cory".

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5810 15:56

A cave is really just a hole on its side.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5810 16:46

I've got a hole in me pocket.

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5810 18:49

I cut a hole in >>27's pocket because he wouldn't take the goddamn trash out

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5811 00:58

I play Yellow Submarine on the TV incessantly because >>28 refuses to actually check what day of the week it is and the movie annoys him terribly but he won't admit that either.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5812 13:10

When I finish a gallon of milk I put the cap back on before throwing it away so my roommate can't pack down the bag.

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5812 13:36

I leave my roommate's empty milk bottles under his bed to curdle because WE RECYCLE IN THIS HOUSE, DAMMIT.

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5812 18:46

Whenever my roommate buys the shitty, nasty, cheap jam I secretly throw a little bit of it away each day so we'll run out faster. I want blueberrys boiled in sugar water on my toast not this nasty diarrhea shit.

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5812 18:47

>>32 I know, and I know you're doing that, but I can't afford all your fancy stuff! That's why I started buying my own shopping

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5812 19:20

>>31 When my roommate isn't looking I dump the contents of the recycling bin into the trash. It's where it's all going anyway.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5812 23:01

>>34 is both ignorant and stupid. That's why I have to spend extra time sorting the recycling from the trash before I take it out. That's also why I have to spend extra time lacing his mountain dew with arsenic.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6747 19:46

My roommate's slut girlfriend is over here all the time and never chips in on rent or food, so while she's upstairs, I put tiny rocks in her shoes.

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 03:44

I laugh in the exact same way at all of my friend's jokes, but in a different way at everyone else's. He doesn't know WHAT's up!

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 04:01

My boyfriend's roommate is antisocial and weird. He's always looking at me judgmentally, as if I owe him something. So I fuck on his bed.

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 06:37

>>38
As an antisocial roommate, I do judge people like you. And guess what? I hate your guts.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 06:50

I made an insincere post in this thread because I don't like whining all that much

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 01:30

Someone took out my note that reminded me when to take the garbage and recycle bins out, so I just don't take out the garbage or recycling.

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6776 04:39

I keep making really snarky comments to this girl in an IRC channel I visit in hopes that she'll develop some kind of crush on me. It seems to be working. She keeps sending me pics and chatting with me more. This only makes me want to bully her more.

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7036 11:30

I can't afford to have the heating on very much but he goes and sticks it on all the time anyway because his parents pay his way. So I switched the radiators off and rubbed butter on all the valves

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8606 20:59

I bumped an old thread because I found all the current ones distasteful and repetitive.

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8610 00:35

My roomate stepped on my glasses, so I put drops of lemon juice in his contact lens cleaner.

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8610 07:15

>>45
That's just straight up aggression.

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8612 12:46

My roomate didn't clean the microwave after using it, so I hid just enough metal in it to put on a freaky spark show.

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9342 00:26

my mom wouldn't buy me chicken nuggies for dinner so i shoved pizza crusts up my butt so she had to take me to the hospital

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9349 18:36

I knew someone who tried to get pregnant with a turkey baster and used condom, so I unwrapped a condom, put horseradish sauce in it, and left it in the trash can.

50 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 10:53

( ` -´) Deliberately playing the Sailor's Hornpipe wrong over and over again on a banjo when my neighbours have loud sex during working hours

51 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9999 10:52

My neighbour refuses to take me up on my offer of banjo lessons. I just want him to improve!! So in response I pretend to have loud sex over and over again.

52 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10026 18:26

My roommate won't shut the fuck up about whatever crap CNN is pushing, so I voted Trump.

53 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10026 18:46

>>52
contrarians are so insufferable

54 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10027 12:47

>>53
When did doing things out of spite become contrarianism

55 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10027 22:24

I hate contrarians out of spite

56 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10425 10:25

( ` -´) My upstairs neighbours keep my up at night then wake me up in the morning, but I have 1 day 21 hours and 40 minutes of denpa neither of us have listened to at full volume yet!

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