( ・-・) I wouldn't say this if this wasn't an anonymous board... (964)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5868 02:10

( ・-・) Mittens are actually pretty lame.

901 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9147 10:48

(・-・) Politically I am an anarchist but in local elections I vote for republicans because democrats are always screaming about taking away what rights we have and regulating everything I do.

902 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9148 08:02

(・-・) Ancaps aren't anarchists.

903 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9148 19:14

I'm a lesbian

904 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9164 07:54

(・-・) Freddie Mercury (and to some extent Queen) is mom rock.

905 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 23:52

(・-・) One time I got a restaurant toilet clogged and there was no toilet brush. Afraid of anyone seeing it I plunged my hand in there without gloves and unclogged it.

906 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9286 17:58

( ・-・) Islam isn't a religion. It's an invasive species.

907 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9287 15:18

>>906 Well, it's not a species, it's a religion; and invasive in the same way Christianity or any other religion is

908 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9509 21:34

>>907 It's not a religion, it's a fucking death cult created by a pedophile drug addict.

909 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9509 21:55

(・-・) One of my old coworkers went trans. He dresses like an upperclass british lady and talks in falsetto, and still looks like the fat walleyed slob he was before, just in a poorly fitting pastel bizcas skirt and jacket outfit.

(・-・) and the makeup. holy shit. Dee Snyder wore it better.

(・-・)

(・-・) I wonder if he cut his dick off yet.

910 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9509 21:59

(・-・) I could wear the jersey, but it wouldn't make me a Tampa Bay Buccaneer.

911 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9509 22:07

>>908
Christianity? Sounds about right.

912 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9510 17:45

>>911 nonono Marxism dude

913 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9510 21:18

(・-・) Allison is a bitch!!

914 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9533 21:58

(・-・) Haruhi wasn't a good show then, either.

915 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9538 00:32

(・-・) Keep building the Wall.

916 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9539 20:26

(・-・) Many Jewish people are kind of unpleasant to be around.

917 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9572 17:19

( ・-・) Leftists are locusts. They swarm in on wealthy beautiful places, devour the wealth, destroy the beauty and then swarm off to somewhere else to do it again.

918 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9572 19:01

( ⌒-⌒) Farts acrididaeically

919 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9584 12:11

I've never clicked on any of the links in the [Youtube] ☆ QUALITY VIDEOS ☆ [DQN] thread in my 7+ years of visiting

>>918 i think this term should mean like a swarm of locusts, but I'm not sure if it already has a definition or not

920 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9584 19:08

>>919 Well done, I don't think it is a word, I made it up and you knew what I meant! You've missed out on a lot of fun in the youtube thread though, I feel enriched as a person from clicking every link ever.

921 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9586 19:22

(・-・) I was wandering down a quiet dark alleyway thinking about the delightful quiet thrill of walking down dark alleyways at night, and without thinking I said "mmm, urban" to myself and then thought oh no, I'll have to drink a glass of bourbon later to balance that out...

922 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9587 05:51

This site is very fucking comfy.

923 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9587 08:03

( ・-・) I used to think people read. I just figured, I read, it's the easiest shit.
( ・-・) By and large, they do not.

924 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9589 08:54

( ・-・) I have never seen an internet arguer who brings up the "paradox of tolerance" and has actually understood it. Or the definition of "tolerance", really.

925 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9602 15:47

( ・-・) People who anger me with the paradox of tolerance should be forced to watch the South Park episode "Death camp of tolerance."

926 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9602 15:58

( ・-・) When I saw the UK election results, I pictured that autistic screeching guy in the green coat yelling "PIP PIP CHEERIOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo" as he spilled his tea.

927 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9622 21:00

I printed out a paper mask of Gooigi from Luigi's Mansion 3.

928 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9628 05:23

( ・-・) I leave my Christmas decorations up until March, not because I'm lazy, but because it's winter and I'm sad and they're one of the few things that cheer me up

929 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9628 18:52

( ・-・) I have a crush on the narrator for Ring Fit Adventure because of this voice clip https://youtu.be/gTpL-UZ8RQQ?t=3029
( ・-・) Good for adreneline, bad for self esteem

930 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9629 01:03

( ・-・) Before clicking I thought >>929 meant the goofy-ass ring itself, since that lady only narrates the stretching sections.

( ・-・) Also, you're weird if you crush on anyone in Ring Fit adventure other than the evil hunk dragon. Regardless of your sexual orientation.

931 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9629 22:50

( ・-・) I don't even like anonymity anymore, I've just never found a non-anonymous community that I like

932 Name: vc: excezz : 1993-09-9630 01:38

>>930
( ・-・) The MC is cute, man, you're weird!

( ・-・) I would still team up with you to destroy Allegra stans. Thou shalt not suffer a foot degenerate to live.

933 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9630 16:44

( ・-・) Matrices are stupid, and the best character is obviously Honey

934 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9631 00:55

( ・-・) I wish I’d learned that I hate programmers when I was still in college and had time to change majors.

935 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9659 00:05

( ・-・) Me and my ex gf masturbated in a public park, several times.

936 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9659 00:42

( ・-・) They claim they want to hire programmers who don't memorize solutions, but they won't hire me even though I've coded them working compilable and clean-to-read solutions explaining my reasoning every step of the way and establish rapport very quickly and shit.
( ・-・) I truly wasted my life on this. I should've just pursued business and spent my free time playing video games instead.

937 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9659 08:28

( ・-・) My hot new tech startup is only successful because I get suckers to write all my code for free by pretending it's a hiring test.
( ・-・) It's really awkward how they try to buddy up to everyone in the office when we have no intent of employing them from the start.

938 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9660 06:30

( ・-・) Early Simpsons isn't actually that good, but they did know what they were about.

939 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9660 11:24

( ・-・) Remember the family jewels, son

940 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9673 17:41

( ・-・) People give the U.S. shit for its lack of public transportation but a lot of that comes from a relatively brief period where our self-styled elites were monomaniacally obsessed with generations-long turtling out nuclear warfare, which turns out to be little different from your generations-long strategy for turtling out biological warfare, too, so we've mostly just accepted the sprawl as "good actually".
( ・-・) Then they just kind of dropped it because they're pretty addicted to urban high life, but the Pentagon does still encourage it in policy discussions.

941 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9679 14:02

( ・-・) I still don't really know what a period is
( ・-・) Or a scrotum, or a urethra, or a prostate or a colon or a foreskin, and I don't know what the thing women pee out of is called or what you do with a vibrator

942 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9683 21:50

an anonymous message board isn't exactly a 100% anonymous i mean the operator can still see your ip address unless your using a VPN but still

943 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9686 15:27

( ・-・) YIIK's greatest failing was in not being even shittier so it could have a 2013 release date because people are really damn blind to how cursed content is when the cursed part of it is #trending

944 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9692 20:22

( ・-・) Just spent a week alone in a nice hotel. Didn't jack off even once.

( ・-・) First time I just didn't feel like it for that long.

945 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9698 14:14

( ・-・) I realize "science" (actually media) promised you that certain tech would be invented by now, but it was just a bad prediction. It is past time you laughed at its folly, not weep that the impossible failed.

946 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9722 23:00

( ・-・) Sometimes I wish I could make a career out of nitpicking bad translations done by amateurs. I'd be very good at it. But there's already no fucking money in translation.

947 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9772 22:25

>>946
( ・-・) If you could have made money, explaining what "Battle of The Planets" did to Gatchaman would be a great place to start.

948 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9830 04:57

( ・-・) The original version of 'hand crushed by a mallet' was so much better

949 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9937 22:18

( ・-・) I kissed my dog on the mouth today and it tasted nice

950 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9937 22:39

( ・-・) I rubbed bacon fat all over my dick and balls and got >>949's dog to lick it off this morning

951 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9938 19:57

( ・-・) I kissed >>949's mouth this evening and it had this weird bacon taste.

952 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9938 20:03

( ・-・) Trump is still your president, America.

953 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 22:50

( ・-・) wat is happening

954 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 03:20

( ・-・) I like posting anonymously here on this board.

955 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 04:49

( ・-・) I liek rape

956 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 13:01

( ・-・) Biden obviously cheated, but Trump is still a retarded lumpy potato man.

( ・-・) Therefore, as an enlightened centrist, I wrote in Adolf Hitler.

957 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 18:00

( ・-・) Retards don't become billionaires.

958 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9960 01:37

( ・-・) "kill yourself" poster should kill themself.

959 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9960 04:35

( ・-・) This thread is the reddit of 4ch.

960 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9960 06:27

( ・-・) I give you a le upboat for your astute observation.

961 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9960 08:48

>>959
4ct is the reddit of 4-ch

962 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9960 22:33

>>958
Kill yourself

963 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9961 01:34

>>962
predictable

964 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10006 14:17

( ・-・) People who whine about being d0xed when they've intentionally made every attempt to expose their identity pretty much deserve it.

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