[RECIPE] Pie (29)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6039 18:19

To celebrate National Pi Day in the glorious country of not-Japan, all members of the Elitist Superstructure should compose a new pie recipe, which we shall then cook and consume whilst watching the peasants go about their business.

>>4 name of the confectionery

>>8-14 ingredients

>>17-23 cooking directions

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6039 18:43

I'd just like to take this >>2-get to say, pie is fucking delicious

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6039 23:28

( ) 3.14!

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6039 23:54

Lisa Helps The Blind

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 01:54

I see

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 02:42

...said the blind man.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 03:28

GWAARGH!

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 03:50

Durian

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 04:11

1 cat asshole

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 04:16

Fancy Hearing Cake

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 04:31

Loli tears

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 04:35

Fugu prepared by illegal Mexican laborers

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 05:01

3 pounds of cheddar

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 05:30

<ḾL> NIDA!

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 05:31

A dozen penises.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 10:10

boil em mash em stick em inna stew

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 13:16

STEP ONE: Expose of all ingredients

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 13:18

Expand probability. Calibrate luminescence manifolds.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 13:27

Then take all of your money and put it in the freezer for safe-keeping.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 14:30

Smoke break. Smoke 'em if you got 'em

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 14:49

Drop the ashes into the dough, then allow to rise.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 16:44

When the pimp's in the crib ma, drop it like it's hot.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 18:35

You should probably get out the pie crust and bake the pie now. Just add all the ingredients and put it in the oven. When it's done, make sure you eat it. Voila!

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 19:10

( ) Now let's bake a LISA HELPS THE BLIND!!

Ingredients:

  • Durian.
  • 1 cat asshole
  • Fancy Hearing Cake
  • Loli tears
  • Fugu prepared by illegal Mexican laborers
  • 3 pounds of cheddar
  • <ḾL> NIDA!

STEP ONE: Expose of all ingredients. Expand probability. Calibrate luminescence manifolds. Then take all of your money and put it in the freezer for safe-keeping. Smoke break. Smoke 'em if you got 'em. Drop the ashes into the dough, then allow to rise. When the pimp's in the crib ma, drop it like it's hot. You should probably get out the pie crust and bake the pie now. Just add all the ingredients and put it in the oven. When it's done, make sure you eat it. Voila!

Bon appetit!

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 20:27

Oh wow, I'd love to stay and have a slice, but I've got to um, go change Grandpa's catheter. See ya!

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6041 00:38

Coincidentally, I just finished watching School Rumble yesterday. Fucking pie

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6041 10:38

>>26
Shit was so pie.

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6041 17:59

I cannot see her tonight.
I have to give her up
So I will eat fugu.

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9058 19:32

You will need:
1 x medium quality pie
2 x slices of thick white bread
Some butter or margarine to taste

Method:

  • Pre-heat the oven to about 200C. Happily forget about this until about 40 minutes later when you're later alerted by a metallic burning smell.
  • Whack your pie on the top shelf and leave for about 20 minutes or so. For those suffering from short term memory loss, it may be advisable to write notes to yourself or to chant the mantra "Pie Sandwich, Pie Sandwich" to remind you of cooking in progress.
  • Prepare the two slices of bread after making the all-important decision as to which piece should serve as the base.
  • Retrieve pie from oven and pop on the bread. NOTE: Leave the pie to rest for more than 5 minutes as the contents are now currently hotter than the Sun.
  • When the contents of your pie sandwich have cooled sufficiently, ceremoniously place the top piece of bread on to finish off this fine example of Ultimate Stodge. Eat and enjoy...!
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