>>0 once caused a train wreck just to know what "watching a train wreck" felt like.
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>>3 posts death threats to anonymous people on internet discussion boards.
>>5 leaks sensitive diplomatic cables to select news corporations around the world.
>>8 plans to publish it and leave free copies in hotel rooms around the world.
>>12 doesn't kick the snow off his boots before he goes inside a building, so that as he walks around he leaves a trail of snow that melts into water, making the floor slippery and thus dangerous to walk on.
>>16 has hard skin on his feet, and doesn't care about people dying
>>17 goes to hospitals and if he yanks out plugs by tripping over the cords, it's no biggie. Same way he feels about spelling.
>>18 enjoys exchanging the paintball guns at his local facility with loaded assault rifles.
>>19 Disguises cyanide capsules as candy, and leaves them out in the open.
>>20 owns a corporation that sells "Bag O' Glass" and other hazardous children toys.
>>21 markets the products for the corporation, wholeheartedly endorsing their appropriateness for children without a hint of irony.
>>22 works at a toy store, and makes sure to cover up the safety instructions on every Happy Fun Ball with redundant price tags.
>>23 sneaks into peoples' houses while they are away at work and thoroughly waxes their kitchen and bathroom floors to increase the likelihood of them slipping and suffering a potentially serious injury.
>>28 claims to be protecting people from the Terrible Secret of Space when he shoves them down the stairs.
>>35 Put poison in his cities water supply while he drank bottled water.
>>36 leaves used bubblegum on the sidewalks of every city he visits.
>>38 Has multiple sexually transmitted diseases, and goes to places where paid sex with minors goes unpunished. He pays them to bend over and take it while he fucks them without a condom.
>>39 has multiple sexually transmitted diseases - in syringes which he likes going all stabby with.
>>40 Did all the bad things in the global warming thread, creating disastrous weather that kills many people.
>>41 shot a man in Reno just to have sex with his corpse and defecate in his mouth.
>>43 Flings his cigarette butts on the ground without first snuffing them out.
>>46 creates crack cocaine, crystal meth, and heroin and sells them cheap, or gives samples for free, causing many people to slowly die of poisoning, or quickly die from an overdose.
>>47 leaves broken bottles and torn-up aluminum cans on the beach
>>49 was recently promoted to Officer in the Russian military.
>>50 goes out of his/her way to park in handicap spaces at the store.
>>51 refuses to arrest offenders of established handicapped-only parking spaces
If someone leaves their drink unattended, >>54 puts a flavorless poison in it.
>>55 removes all warning stickers on heavy machinery because he finds them annoying.
>>56 Works as a security guard at a hazardous chemical factory, but he is either asleep or playing video games while unqualified people enter the factory.
>>60 wants to design an electronic stairlift that propels the elderly user up the stairs at 400mph without any kind of seat restraint.
talkan elderly person launching device.
>>62 best be implying that the transportation of so much steel, aluminium and copper would be a hazardous task for some humans, lest he be
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