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1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6579 03:38

The saga continues from http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745

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2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6579 05:37

From earth we come and to earth we go. Water washes the mud off of us and grows our food. Fire cooks our food and keeps us warm. But our body is driven by our electric soul.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6579 06:57

I kind of wanted the 999GET.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6579 07:32

I should be watching Here And There, Now And Then but I know it's just going to depress me.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6579 07:40

Son of bitch bot
bot is pig
do you want spontaneous leaps
do you want being fucking everywhere
lowder is a murderer
fucking bots

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6579 09:07

This is a perfect example of a board that needs no moderation.

It's slow to the point where anything needs moderating is moderated quickly, but fast to the point where shunned content is shunned fairly quickly.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6579 11:11

That fucking cat.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6579 12:15

Hello DQN!

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6579 13:18

Hello >>8! How are you today?

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6579 14:03

Didn't take long for this to continue.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6579 14:22

>>10 oh hush I like to hear what other dokyuns get up to, because one is a feeling that lives in your heart

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6579 19:00

Haruhi is mai waifu~

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6579 20:25

>>12
Looks like I'm not the only person on this board with a waifu. That means at least 40% of DQN has one!

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6579 22:21

How do you get rid of seemingly permanent thought bubbles that say "I wish I was dead"? I've tried writing songs and painting but I'm looking for a more long term solution

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6579 22:49

If a guy who is an anime nerd talks about his waifu, does a girl who is an anime nerd talk about a hasubandu?

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6579 22:56

>>14
Drugs?

>>15
Yes, there is such a thing as a husbando.

17 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6580 16:21

>>14, as a person who loves number 14, I suggest you study rocket science of some kind! Believe it or not, but mathematics will fix you up.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6580 18:12

>>17 I already love mathematics, the feeling of magnificent insignificance it gives me cheers me up for a while but only so much

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6580 22:51

My charisma stat must be higher than I thought, uguu〜.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6580 23:58

If you saw someone you knew in a porn film, just finding it by pure coincidence, would you say anything to the person? What if it was a somewhat memorable film, like if they were wearing weird face paint or they did something particularly outlandish or kinky?

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6581 04:39

>>20
I've wondered this before too. I actually met somebody once that I almost swore had been in some porn I'd seen, but it was impossible to say for sure (they wear a lot of makeup in porn anyway) and of course I wouldn't say anything unless I was absolutely sure, and even then I would wait until I knew them better.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6581 08:35

This used up tissue on my desk smells sweet.

It's not because of food either...

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6581 10:50

>>21 I'm almost positive this girl is in my class at college
http://www.alphaporno.com/videos/sexy-goth-emo-webcam-teen/?promoid=AlexZ
We're not best friends but we talk a fair amount... I'm going to get her drunk one night and ask if she has any tattoos. It's always the quiet ones...

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6581 11:18

I had no idea penguins could be so damn terrifying. I think I'm traumatised for life.

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6582 10:29

>>23

>It's always the quiet ones...

Indeed. Speaking along those lines, I'm sure my manager and several coworkers had a fair bit a trouble joining my silent, hard-working demeanor to the boisterous, androgynous boy who showed up with his friends to collect a paycheck. The looks were collectively priceless.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6582 16:27

what would it be like to tittyfuck Card Captor Sakura?

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6582 17:22

>>23
Holy fuck, that was the worst fucking porn video that I've ever seen.

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6583 07:40

>>26
I'm wondering what you mean by this. Do you mean the girl in the series? Isn't she like ten? I'm not sure it would technically be "tittyfucking."

Do you instead mean the entire franchise as a whole? How would one tittyfuck an entire franchise? I'm open to suggestions.

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6583 19:29

All threads were created this year (1993), therefore all threads are less than a year old.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6583 20:14

>>29 there's that (finally) permasage'd 4chan drama thread that's so old it's in the future, actually.

31 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6583 21:06

>>30 4chan is something from the future as well, isn't it? I can't find any references to it in the central library.

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6584 14:03

ESpeoN's mom sounded like a kid dying of cancer asking a star baseball player to hit a home run for her. She didn't know what kind of pressure pleads like that can put on a man's shoulders. Kids don't know the intricacies of the baseball: who is pitching, the direction of the wind, or the dimensions of the ballpark and she certainly didn't know how complicated his game could be...

Please ESpeoN, don't get arrested for giving hand jobs in the park again!

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6584 22:07

Why is crossdressing sexualized?

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6584 23:27

>>33 Because it's considered deviant behaviour.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6585 01:37

I don't understand. A woman in man's clothing isn't sexy. Also, a man in man's clothing isn't sexy. I think I'm missing part of the equation.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6585 03:26

I'm the kind of person who would throw away a successful life in a heartbeat for no reason other than to see what would happen next.

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6585 03:28

>>35 speak for yourself. A sexy woman in man's clothing is extra-sexy to some.

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6585 03:36

>>36 me too dude high five. ever try to get girls pregnant for funsies?

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6585 04:39

>>38, I wackyparsed your question as "ever try to get girls pregnant for furries?"

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6585 09:54

>>38
No.

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6585 14:46

>>35, I'd argue that men in men's clothing are very sexy.

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6585 17:53

>>40 the attempts are just as fulfilling as the results hopefully are!

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6586 15:44

Jingle cats are hilarious

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6586 18:02

Can anyone help me real quick, does this look like a correct spelling in katakana for "native melody"?

ネイーチヴ メロヂ

My Japanese is quite rusty as it was discontinued in my second year at university but I did get a B. Any help from DQN would be very much appreciated

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6586 18:08

Ah wait that should be a small イ shouldn't it? How do I type small letters like that on a katakana keyboard?

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6586 19:54

ィィィイ
Copy and paste.

Also, what?
Ne-tiv merodi ? ネーチヴ メロディis my guess. I'm bad at this, so don't listen to me.

The small kana enter the equation when you combine things. You can't do NYI. That is a fun sound to make, though.

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6586 20:08

>>45
Just use the Character Map. ィ

Anyway, you don't need the small 'ィ' if you're talking about erasing the normal 'イ'. But you should probably consider replacing 'ヂ' with ドィ since ヂ is Ji

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6586 21:52

Use 'la' 'li' 'lu' le' 'lo' for ぁぃぅぇぉ

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6586 23:04

>>48 is the Lalilulelo! >_<;

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6587 01:39

ネチーブ・メロディー?

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6587 02:03

I'm pretty sure there is a link to intelligence and shitty taste in music. All my really smart friends listen to horrible music.

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6587 02:34

>>46 >>47 is there no way to type small letters for like inflections?

>>47 ドィ makes more sense so thanks but does ネィー not make more sense than ネイ? For the "nay" sound?

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6587 04:24

First of all, ネイティブメロディ

Second of all, ask /nihongo/ next time.

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6587 06:58

>>53
This is the only board with traffic. Please forgive >>44.

>>51
After post-modernism comes post-meaningful. So it is with all art.

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6587 07:54

( ゜ィ 。)feeling sideways

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6587 07:58

I have anger issues.

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6587 08:38

(。ロ。) feeling upside down

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6587 09:05

(°_o) dərp

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6587 12:21

(⊙ _ ⊙)
feeling wide awake

or possibly like I have boobs for eyes

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6587 15:32

>>53 thank you very much, reading that now it seems so very obvious haha. Thank you.

Also, although I have been active on DQN for a good few years, I know nothing at all of the rest of 4-ch.net, which I am a little ashamed of...

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6587 16:28

Oh, god. My life has become Welcome to the NHK.

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6587 20:40

>>54, it is not true that this is the only board with traffic. My suggestion to ask /nihongo/ is because it drives needed traffic there, it has a few regular readers, and also happens to yield less horse-puckey answers like >>44 initially received.

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6587 21:34

>>62 I'll keep that in mind for the future, thanks again

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6588 09:03

One of my rat traps was tripped last week and dragged some ways away. I figured I had fucked up the animal and it crawled off to die. Today I found a three-legged rat dead in a trap. You'd think it would have learned a lesson after chewing off its own leg, but no...

One of its siblings was caught by the leg too and survived a headshot from a pellet gun. It was still twitching after two shots to the skull. I was trying to be humane but they're just too tough.

I hate them, but I respect them.

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6588 09:42

>>64
My friend and I once found an empty trapped splattered with guts and what looked like a little bit of rats' brains. It was both troubling and very confusing.

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6588 10:08

>>65
They're extremely tough animals.

My neighborhood is having a problem at the moment because they're cleaning up this epic hoarding case a few houses down (and across the street!) from mine. This guy was really bad. He had stuff in plastic containers stacked up to the sidewalk at one point. The place was finally condemned and now they're destroying the rats' happy little home. So they're moving in with neighbors...

Every house around here has avocado and orange trees, so there's plenty for them to eat pretty much year-round. That doesn't help either. Anyway, it’s just my hobby at the moment. My disgusting hobby...

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6588 19:31

>>65 i dare you to rub your willy in the rat brains

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6588 23:26

Looks like I'm back again...

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6589 01:38

>>68 hello

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6589 09:15

>>67
I consider eating the rats I catch alive. I have no idea what they've been eating, though and I know my neighbors put out poison.

Seriously, that's the only reason I don't eat them. Either I'm crazy or my brain is being eaten away by some rat-bourne virus...

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6589 10:18

I DON'T WANT A FUCKING SHOT! I hate fucking shots and I don't want them GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!

I rather just die!

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6589 10:46

>>71
What are you dying of?

73 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6589 18:15

Hello, customer services?

I bought this telescope off you. The sky is too bright and I don't see any stars on it. What are you going to do about it?

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6590 03:42

Don't ponce my ride, bro.

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6590 09:18

>>73
Ken Tapping an astronomer at the NRC Herzberg Institute of Astrophysics notes: "If we were on the Moon's surface, where there is no atmosphere, we could simply shade out the Sun and the reflected glare from the ground and see the stars perfectly well. On the Earth, our atmosphere tends to scatter the sunlight...

It's simple: go to the moon.

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6590 10:26

My throat is sore.

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6590 12:30

>>75, do you like bananas?

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6590 14:32

>>77 bitch please

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6590 16:03

Thank you >>161 in the demanding from the next poster thread for recommending zenkai girl, i am certainly enjoying it ( ゚ ヮ゚)

80 Name: >>79 : 1993-09-6590 16:38

ahhh >>161 i'm so happy

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6590 19:26

After eating I look forward to shitting, just for something to occupy myself with

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6591 01:56

I want to enjoy zenkai girl but I'm worried it will be about her finding joy in a man and family life which just makes the feminist inside me cringe. Please tell me it doesn't really turn out this way?

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6591 02:23

I don't mind if it plays out with such predictability, some of the love scenes have made tears of happiness trickle down my cheeks like when i posted >>80

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6592 02:17

Wish I had vodka, but sake will do for now.

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6592 06:33

Man I feel so good right now, hot scandinavian girls telling me they think I'm cute and telling me how to say "i love you" in their native languages... DQN minä rakastan sinua! i'm so drunk and i'm going to drink more now until i pass out xxxxxx

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6592 07:07

I am sad and drunk and I just got back from too many wakes and I have no idea how I got home and is this my house? Did I pay that taxi driver? Did I have a taxi driver?

This monitor seems small. Is that a girl asleep in my bed? What is that?

brb

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6592 08:44

She is your wife, you insensitive cunt.

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6592 09:45

>>86 is a hot mess.

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6592 11:14

Fuck the sun!

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6592 16:36

Fuck you, >>89. Also, Oracle is a bloody cock garage.

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6593 09:43

This gigantic lump on my ass is annoying me

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6593 12:34

>>89 Wouldn't fucking the sun incinerate my dick, if not my whole body?

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6593 15:48

Buun > blue moon

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6593 21:37

>>92
Ah, you're right. You'll have to use a condom then.

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6593 22:08

⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃ bu-un

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6593 22:50

I'm rubbing my glans through my pajama pants.

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6594 01:05

I'm actually pretty damn happy that ITT threads no longer dominate the front page like they once did. Hello, DQN!

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6594 02:57

Damn am I ever bored.

vc: exwug. It's not a Wug any longer.

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6594 16:53

I solemnly swore a long time ago that if the words "i'm bored" ever crossed my lips i would kill myself

As a result I live a very interesting life yet still I post regularly on DQN

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6594 19:18

>>99
Actually, this is an interesting concept, I might want to try something like it. You see, in the last couple of years my life descended into "I'm bored, let's do some unamusing stuff to amuse myself." Which works only when something mildly amusing gets into this stuff by an accident (e.g. going to DQN as a result of mind-numbing boredom)

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6594 19:22

I've discovered that I can easily go along with new people I met. If only I had some more people to meet and a better memory for names!..

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6594 20:56

>>99
I'm the same way. Except that more often than not I keep occupied through creative and intellectual endeavors in which I can sit still for long periods of time... hence my proximity to a computer and small urge to use the internet every once in a while.

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6594 22:08

Inflicting virtual self harm through watching shitty movies is a lot of fun when done with friends, whether real or virtual.

Right, little plushie? You're my friend, aren't you? You love watching Manos with me. I know you do.

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6595 01:29

>>100>>102
when i said interesting, it is to me but it might not to anyone watching me. We're very alike >>102 but, it may sound lame, but my adventures on the internet are quite enriching, exploring curious alleyways and weird stuff (often thanks to DQN and other imageboards) which fuels my creativity in my artistic and musical endeavours

Besides all that, although I'm only 22 I feel I've had some wonderful experiences and wild adventures, already plenty of tales to tell my inevitable grandchildren. Unless I do get bored but as I get older and my projects are sort of converging, my original "plan A" of an early grave seems less and less attractive

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6595 16:54

>>104, why would you need grandchildren when you have the whole net to discover? Think about it.

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6595 18:07

I just finished watching Umineko No Naku Koro Ni, it was really really good.

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6595 18:22

>>99, that's quite admirable. With so many things you can do, boredom is pretty much just laziness.

>>106, play the VN too. The anime adaptation was rather badly done.

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6595 23:18

Svartby is cool.

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6595 23:54

It would be nice to have someone to save me from myself, but I can't count on that.

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6596 16:58

>>107 I've never played a visual novel before. Have I maybe spoiled it a bit by watching the anime first?

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6596 17:05

I wish people would stop identifying as `gamers'.

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6596 18:42

>>111
How they should identify then, as "cyber atheletes?

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6596 21:08

Hmm. I had an interesting experience being "that guy" your girlfriend is cheating on you with, ignoring texts and calls because she's in bed with me. Ask me anything.

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6596 22:58

>>113
Thoughts on happy mustache penis?

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6597 00:04

>>110
I only got interested in the VN after I started watching the anime (I definitely watched the first arc, but I don't remember if I finished the anime). Even if you know what happens in EP1-4, reliving the story again through the VN with much more awesome music and Ryukishi's art feels great, and of course the adaptation skipped a lot of information.
If anything, you'll be more likely to get through the mostly-boring EP1, knowing that the story gets much more interesting later on.
And keep in mind that the anime only covered the first four episodes, and Umineko has eight of them in total, so you only know half of the story at best.

116 Name: ESPEON : 1993-09-6597 01:50

>>113 Say you find the girl who's willing - no, wants you - to carve your name into her body with a razor, and she's perfect in every way and wants to spend the rest of her life with you. But, she lives 300 miles away, and though you visit her regularly you won't properly be together for a few years yet, at least until she finishes high school. Then you meet the girl who's cheating on her boyfriend for you at a party or something, and she wants to go back to your place. Are you worried about hurting the angel who's planned her future around you? Do you tell either about the other? What are you thinking in this situation?

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6597 03:42

What do humans do when we're bored? wiffock, of course!

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6597 03:43

>>117
Oh look, I got the wrong thread. Someone kill me.

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6597 07:26

>>116
I've been in that exact situation, hence one reason I can be so detached at this point.

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6597 07:53

>>117
Someone ought to mug you.

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6597 07:54

WHY ARE DQN AND SAOVQ SO SLOW BUT WORLD2CH AND WORLD4CH SO FAST

edit: Shift key, oops.

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6597 12:54

world2ch, lol.

Also, I've been thinking about the whole 3g + smart phone/tablet thing is serious business and leads to all kinds of problems that must be addressed at once!

KIDS: DON'T 4-CH AND DRIVE!

123 Name: MODD!18MZw3IRK6 : 1993-09-6597 14:27

I am not happy about being stuck upstairs in some stranger's room while my girlfriend talks "confidential" business with some other stranger. I would ban him but I'm not a real MODD.

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6597 16:46

I'm a pretty poor excuse for a human being. I'd make a much better mineral deposit or a cloud formation.

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6597 20:26

>>123 Are you in >>113's house?

>>124 don't say that dqn-kun, at least you don't post with a tripcode. hang in there

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6597 21:41

>>125
Oh no no, I'm not depressed or anything; I'm just very bad at being human. I'm discomforted by any direct human contact, I find socialising to be a form of slow torture, I have no desire to be in a relationship with any kind of human and my most prominent interests all involve the analysis of non-living objects.

Also I really like mineral deposits and cloud formations. Oh, how I'd love to be a stratocumulus...

127 Name: ∠、( l ‿ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6597 21:48

I would just hug >>126. Being hugged is the best form of relationships!

>>125, you're hardly elitist at all. You are more like socialist. What a shame.

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6597 23:47

Espeon's guide was dying a terrible death by these natives' poison arrows and he narrowly avoided death himself begging for his life in what few words he knew of their alien tongue. All that was known of it to the rest of the world was learned second-hand from neighboring tribes for no missionary or anthropologist had ventured among them and lived to tell of it. They were a fierce people who ate their enemies and clung tenaciously to this forgotten corner of the Amazon. The thing that brought him here was just a legend but one he had to see for himself and hopefully well-worth all the risks.

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6597 23:47

Just outside the shaman’s hut his guide still writhed on the ground slowly suffocating as naked children prodded him with sharpened sticks. Shaking, Espeon carefully unfolded a piece of paper. It was drawn in ballpoint pen on stationary from the Centro Hotel in Macapa, from which he had departed sixteen long days ago. The paper was damp from weeks in the jungle and nearly falling apart but the Shaman, when handed it, knew at once what he had drawn. The old man scowls and spits and the other natives shy away from this outburst. In a rasping voice the Shaman speaks to a young man at his side who quickly exits not only the hut but the village into the darkness beyond.

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6597 23:48

With a simple squint and nod that rustles his headdress, the shaman lets his guest know this is the time to do business. Espeon digs in his pockets for what few trade goods he has left. To these people, travelers checks and cash mean nothing though he would give them all he had for this opportunity. The best he can do is a packet of three Bic lighters in pastel orange, blue, and purple. Producing a flame draws awes from all those gathered except for the shaman who simply nods and puts out his hand for the gift as though it is nothing special. His wrinkled hands add these new lighters to a small animal-skin bag at his side with two others like them but much older; this is the bankroll of his tribe and he has single-handedly more than doubled their wealth.

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6597 23:49

The young man sent out earlier returns with the treasure and it is handed gingerly to Espeon. It is more breathtaking than he could ever believe: the legendary fruit. It is perfectly shaped in every way, the size of an adolescent boy’s fist, firm and hard to the touch with a thick skin, covered in rows of teardrop shaped nodules that arch and rise from its surface. My God, he mutters to himself and races outside in search of his backpack. The natives have torn into it already and have distributed amongst themselves all he brought with him. Men wear his tattered shirts and nothing more, women wear stripes of toothpaste across their faces, and children are oiled so that they glisten in what little light filters through the dense canopy above.

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6597 23:49

Losing all composure and forgetting the people he’s amongst he shouts at them, “How the fuck am I supposed to shove this up my ass without lube??!”

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6597 23:57

Ah yes, the mittens and this song isn't bad. I'm also wondering why I don't come more often here.

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6598 01:13

>>133 You totally should.

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6598 03:16

>>133 is a prety kool gui

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6598 13:47

>>135
yes, he releases the emergency mittens and doesn't afraid of anything

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6598 13:49

dərp

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6598 15:15

>>128-132 masterful

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6598 16:36

http://ego.64pixels.org/desu.php?url=http%3A%2F%2F4-ch.net%2Fdqn%2F
This is very revealing...

...no, wait, no it isn't.

140 Name: ∠、( l ‿ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6598 20:22

>>128-132
Now, this is the vivid imagination I could enjoy any day!

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6598 23:01

As it turns out moleskins work well as rolling papers.

142 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-6599 07:16

I don't want to work. I have always been lazy.

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6599 09:32

Why is it so hard to find LSD in this fucking town.

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6599 20:19

Oh man episode 7 of zenkai girl had tears streaming down my face, it's so good

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6599 22:41

How do I force myself to sleep? If I don't go to bed on schedule I'm totally going to be like shit tomorrow!

I feel stuck, I can't do anything productive (yet I have to!) and I have to sleep. Solve my time-management problems, DQN!

146 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-6600 00:03

>>145

  • Get off the computer!
  • Exercise during the day, you will sleep better at night.
  • Don't try to force yourself to sleep. Instead just force yourself to stay off electronics. Go for a night walk, have a small snack, read a book, etc. Go to sleep when you're ready.

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6600 00:04

I set a tree on fire in Minecraft. I want to burn an entire island to the ground.

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6600 01:23

I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, reall, yreall, yreall,y reall,y reall,y aerl,,y reall,y really, reall,y reall,y really, really, reall,y reall, really, really, really, really, really wish I had a friend. Or rather, that that one guy would love me.

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6600 02:26

>>147
I once turned all the trees into TNT with a map editor and activated them. It would have been awesome, but my computer crashed.

150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6600 11:02

I wish there were a hi-res classic-fine-art-booru so I could have an easier time figuring out which parts of this stuff I care about.
All the Internet generally offers is 10% of the artist's work as 450*260px photos suffering from harsh jaypegs.

151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6600 12:27

You can make one of your own, >>150!! I believe in you.

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6600 13:47

>>150 THIS IS GOING TO BE SO AWESHOME

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6600 18:31

  1. don't actually set alarm when you thought you were setting the alarm
  2. completely miss class
  3. anxiety attack

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6600 19:31

>>153 give up on that. Don't waste your time and sleep.

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6600 20:41

>>154 i wouldn't waste my time on sleep if i had my original motherfuckin body

someone snuck in when i wasn't looking and made me old

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6600 23:18

Shitting blood. ;_;

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6601 04:50

Would you have sex with something that was descended from an ape?

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6601 06:31

>>155
I meant that you should rest more. Fuck the classes.

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6601 07:13

>>158 not an option. perhaps you are not familiar with how anxiety disorders generally work; most people aren't, after all.

basically, once you pop, the pain don't stop.

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6601 10:50

>>157
I'd probably have sex with an ape, to be honest...

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6601 11:34

>>160 hahaha wavelength

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6601 12:30

>>159, actually I know. I meant that you should take it easy, you're a lost case. Basically, everything is much easier and more controllable when you realise this and get "fucking balls to it" aptitude instead of fighting with yourself.

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6601 14:47

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164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6601 19:36

>>162 yeah, no, you don't understand. thanks for trying, though.

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6601 20:39

>>164, I do. I had the same thing today.

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6602 08:08

CONWAY, Mass (Reuters) - Frank and Louie is the world's oldest two-faced cat ... has a case of craniofacial duplication, an extremely rare congenital condition resulting from a protein with the odd name of sonic hedgehog homolog (SHH).

wtf...

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6602 11:47

>>164
Boo-fucking-hoo.

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6602 14:08

>>166
Is that you CWC, is this me?

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6602 14:57

>>166 haha i've read about sonic hedgehog homolog before on wikipedia funnily enough

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6602 15:01

Wish I could justify skipping class today.

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6602 20:06

>>170
Wish I could do the same. Maybe we can blame internet for that, can't? Like, we met each other and things went tits up.

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6602 20:52

oh..oh oh oh...oh..oh oh oh..oh ah ah oh oh.....oh..oh oh oh.. oh ah ah ah ah oh oh.

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6603 01:10

Eh, I'll do it tomorrow.

174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6603 01:18

>>167 cry some more

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6603 01:46

Ahhhhhhhh thank you to whoever first mentioned Zenkai Girl here a few days ago, I just finished the last episode and it was soooo good. Episodes 8-11 each had tears streaming down my face, and it wasn't as predictable an ending as was assumed by another poster but it was so heartwarming.

A MILLION THANK YOUS DQN XXXXXXXXXX

176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6603 22:19

>>170
Become a NEET!

I wonder what Espeon does. She seems like she'd be a student to me.

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6603 22:39

Studying. Man, I don't wanna take that test tomorrow. But it's 25% of my grade...

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6603 23:18

>>176
Espeon seems to be an ex-NEET. However, is it even possible to be an ex NEET?

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6604 00:10

>>178
Once you start down the Dark Path, forever will it dominate your destiny.

180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6604 08:08

Mittens.

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6604 08:50

There's a guy on eBay selling 5 bundles of 100 10 DPRK New Won notes for $43/each. I wonder what kind of economic crisis I could create with that, a ticket to Seoul, and some helium balloons...

Also I found one of those moving programmable moving LED signs in the wreckage of a neighbor's house. I think what I'm going to do is hang it above the front door and let it do the talking for me: I DON'T WANT A SUBSCRIPTION TO THE NEWSPAPER OR THE NUMBERS REPAINTED ON THE CURB. JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES AND MORMONS: LEAVE ME ALONE. NO ONE NAMED JOSE LIVES HERE. PLEASE STOP GIVING ME HIS MAIL.

182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6604 11:31

Hwaorang > Law

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6604 16:46

Yoshimitsu>Xiaoyu>Kunimitsu>*

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6604 22:15

>>178
It's possible to be exclusively NEET, as you're surely aware of that I'm aware of that.

185 Name: ∠、( l ‿ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6604 22:35

Fluffycheeks concurs.

186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6604 22:45

I tend to exaggerate things that I say. I usually assume that my companion shares the same knowledge as me and we are going to have a good laugh. But over and over again I'm misunderstood.

187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6606 06:04

Dear Espeon,

I had an elaborate fan fiction written for you today but I got sidetracked by whatever party it is I'm at right now. I guess I felt it fell flat and had to do some hungover editing later. I'm deeply sorry for the delay and the dearth of customer service in the combination of words I'm using right now. Penis penis penis.

Respectfully yours,

ANONYMOUSE FAN.

188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6606 09:02

How can I disappear?

189 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6606 11:14

>>188
Enter your room. Only leave it when necessary. (food, bathing, etc).

Online, only go to anonymous websites. Use one or more proxies or other anonimyzers.

190 Name: !EQmEmVtTi2 : 1993-09-6606 16:52

>>187
I talked with her last night on Gikobar (or was it this morning?) It was a lot of fun, I hope to see her again! She was super nice by the way!

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6606 18:10

Wow, it's suddenly turned pretty cold. Think it may be time to put the flannel sheets on my bed. Maybe even make some spiced cider!

192 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6606 20:41

>>190
It was a rainy afternoon.
I was surprised to see so many new faces (and less surprisingly none of the old ones).

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6607 03:08

Today I bought some instant kimchi, all i know about it is it's a stereotypical korean dish thanks to you guys

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6607 03:17

The World God Only Knows is good.

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6607 03:35

Mechs are pretty stupid.

196 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6607 05:10

>>193 Tell us if it's good, I'm curious.

197 Name: !mdsIYmuPrY : 1993-09-6607 06:11

>>196, good job seizing a rather sentimental get here.

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6607 08:27

It sucks, but I'm posting it anyway. THE CONTINUING SAGA OF ESPEON, WORLD ADVENTURER/FIEND.

Lee was not his name, but that's what Master Espeon called him and always had since they day they met. Sipping his morning tea, Lee looked out over the expanse of Espeon’s estate. It was hard-won many years ago from the jungles that now only licked its edges. It had seemed foolhardy then to venture so far away from the rest of mankind then but now the orchards were settled and the cashew trees grew strong in orderly rows woven into the hillsides. In the distance, workers laughed and gossiped as they went about their daily routine. Espeon's plantation was so far from the cities that it was but a rumor to its nearest neighbors. As Espeon said it would, the remoteness had its advantages: the government could come and go, the cities could be aflame with riots, but here no tax collector ventured and his workers lived trouble-free lives which were hard to come by in this country.

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6607 08:28

Despite the tranquility, the plantation was far from profitable and Lee intended to bring this up with Master Espeon as he was here for his yearly visit. As always, he was sleeping in late. Lee's hands shook as he looked over the books. As the manager of a plantation he felt he was ill-prepared with his only other work before coming here had been as a bellboy at the Bangkok Hilton. He longed for that simple job, no matter how lowly it had been, now that he was often forced to be a horticulturist, a justice of the peace, mechanic, and accountant on nearly a daily basis. If Espeon's other ventures abroad--whatever they were--should fail and infusions of cash should ever end, there was no telling what become of this place. Lee feared he would be lynched should the workers not receive their pay.

200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6607 08:29

At last a servant came for Lee and informed him not only that Espeon was awake but had been taking his breakfast for some time. Smoothing back his thinning hair and resisting his urge to yell at the servant for taking so long to carry this message, Lee grabbed the plantation's ledger and ran downstairs to meet with his master. Espeon wore a robe and listened as he ate his breakfast to an old worker who spoke of the many happenings on his farm. Like all the workers that had been here since the beginning showed a great deal of age from years in the sun and from the hard work of clearing the jungle. Despite this, with the master present, he made a point to wear platform shoes, the shortest skirt possible, and a tight tube top that did its best to push up breasts where there were none.

"Master Espeon", Lee spoke with airs of quiet desperation, "Many years ago when I told you that I could get ladyboys for you that would do anything for money, this isn’t really what I had in mind..."

201 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6607 09:29

>>197
Whoopsies, I failed my tripcode there

>>198-200
I was delighted to read this story. Thank you!

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6607 12:29

My school makes it ridiculously hard to print things. Apparently I have to buy a print card. But the dispenser won't take my money! I could buy one at the circulation desk... but they only take checks! Damn guys, I have to have this thing printed by 10 this morning... where else can I find a printer here?!

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6607 13:08

Why can't you present your work digitally?

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6607 17:09

>>196 i usually just make instant noodles in a cup with boiling water, but it seems i need to make these in a pan and i couldn't be arsed today, despite how excited i was to try them. I shall report back though.

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6607 19:27

>>204 uh... are you talking about kimchi-flavored ramen? That stuff is pretty much only like actual kimchi in a very vague way. Sort of like how banana-flavored candy only "kind of" tastes like bananas at best.

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6608 19:27

Is there even such a thing as too much Touhou? I've played it so much that every time I close my eyes I see danmaku and I'm still not sick of it.

207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6608 19:40

>>206
Perhaps not. But there is a such thing as talking way-too-fucking-much about Touhou, relating every little insignificant event and point of interest to it, spinning yours and others' conversation as if Touhou were the single governing law of the universe.

Holy fuck, do I hate that shit.

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6608 22:09

>>205 awwwww. oh well i still tremble slightly with anticipation

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6608 22:57

and he said one word to me / and it was "dead"

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6609 06:13

You should stick whatever you hold in tours hands right now into your mouth.

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6609 06:17

Browse DQN on a phone. Whenever its dictionary gets filled with captcha, buy a new one.

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6609 07:37

Idea for a short story: A man wakes up to find himself being held captive in a doorless, windowless room. He is fed breakfast, lunch and dinner through a slot in the wall.

Embedded in the wall is a computer monitor, under which is a keyboard and mouse. The computer has internet access.

First he tries to call for help, e-mailing people he once knew, the police, etc. He is met with a mix of sympathy, disbelief and disdain. Eventually he is able to convince the police of the reality of his situation. However, his internet connection is well-hidden. Despite their best efforts, the police team of hackers cannot determine his location.

As the police try to find him, the man spends his time idly browsing the internet, watching videos, posting on DQN, playing browser MMORPGs, etc. Years pass and the police still cannot locate him.

I thought of two endings. First: He becomes accustomed to his internet lifestyle. When a door finally opens, he realizes he doesn't want to leave.

Second: He finally grows sick of the internet and breaks the monitor, keyboard and mouse in a fit of rage. Then the door opens and he is led to freedom.

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6609 08:11

Here is the third one: enraged, he destroys his habitat, but his imprisonment is time limited. He spends the rest completely secluded, slowly losing his mind.

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6609 14:40

>>212-213

Very interesting. I wouldn't mind reading it if you ever feel like writing it.

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6609 14:59

I feel like there's no real point of "coming-of-age" for my generation. So we have young adults walking around not really feeling any different than they did as teenagers, or even pre-teens.

That's how I feel, at least.

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6609 19:25

>>215
I agree. There are some guys who act all serious, but there are pre-teens like that. Everything is an act, but only a few people can truly realise and exploit it.

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6609 21:12

>>215
For myself and the really quite intelligent people I knew as a teenager, there has been a very cynical resignation to society/popular culture/government's increasingly absurd microcosms, coupled with an internalization and projection of this unto others in an act of ersatz revenge against the unthinking populous.

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6609 21:16

>>217
It doesn't even make sense.

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6609 23:28

I searched for the phrase "fuck off every zig" and got no results. That makes me sad.

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 14:56

They're pretty much all wankers, every one of them

221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 15:10

I wish I knew who is the biggest wanker and the lesser wanker.

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 15:27

I'm a big wanker. I wank all day. I wank five times on weekends, I wank three on weekdays. I wank anywhere with at least some privacy. However I won't wank RIGHT IN YOUR FACE.
Unless you want me to do it.

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 15:52

Steve Jobs didn't die of cancer. He died because so many people said negative things about his products online! You should all be ashamed of yourselves driving an innocent man to an early grave!

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 21:00

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/844 was me. I don't even remember what I was so happy about at the time.

225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 21:14

I should stop wanking so much.

226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 21:54

If you stop wanking other people, you'll cut it way down.

227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 22:00

>>223 Nonsense! Clearly the cause of death was the shock of seeing the South Park episode HUMANCENTiPAD.

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 00:09

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 02:14

I can't remember if I've said this before but there should really be an anime adaptation of Dostoevsky's The Idiot. Myshkin is the perfect straight man protagonist and Rogozhin makes a great pretty lovable villain. Fangirls can write all sorts of slash fiction about the homoerotic tension between them. Nastassya is the "large-breasted woman with an attitude", and of course Aglaya is tsundere for the prince.

230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 07:41

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 10:15

I wish I were a cute girl.

232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 11:21

I talk a good game, but my study habits still haven't improved much.

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 12:25

Shut the fuck up and listen to what people who are better than you have to say.

234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 14:30

I wish >>231 and I were cute girls and that we could drink tea together.

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 16:52

I'm falling asleep..

236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 17:06

I wish I was mighty sugoi anime

237 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 17:06

I'd sleep with >>235...

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 18:21

I wish I could understand what >>236 was trying to say.

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 23:18

>>238, he wants to be a neat two dimensional asian girl, like any of us.

240 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6612 16:18

Wake up with a splitting headache and ringing ears... okay... underwear is soaked with blood... okay... empty whisky bottle... right... shredded wrists and thighs... hmmm... front door standing open... ehhh... guitars lying in the hall... ah.... essay text from ex-girlfriend on phone... emmm...

Reverend D. Wayne Love wouldn't shake my hand! Fucking dick!

241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6612 17:15

This job is making me lose sleep. Not even sure why, it's pretty easy and my hours are short.

242 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6612 20:37

I just started playing Monster Hunter and I keep finding myself putting more than 10 hours into it a day.

243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6612 21:14

>>242
I want to start playing Monster Hunter and want to put 10 hours a day into it but I keep finding myself playing SNES and arcade games instead.

244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6613 06:59

So, my roommate has now moved out. Feels awfully quiet here tonight.

245 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6613 17:37

There's been a shitposter on 'Area lately and his posts are literally painful to read. Why must DQN be VIP and the other one... not so VIP?

246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6613 19:38

It's so much fun posting on 'Area. Fucking bollocks to it, he-he-he.

247 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6613 22:29

>>245
Don't worry about it, in my experience they tend to go back and forth. For now I've started posting on dqn instead but I'll probably go back to the area eventually.

248 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6613 22:37

( ゚ ヮ゚) http://alt.org/nethack/wishes-c.html wishing for 1297

249 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 00:15

Performing the eyeroll hurts my eyes.

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 07:23

My mind cannot even begin to comprehend dildos

251 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 11:19

You know what's super lame and not worth the investment? Babies. But people keep getting them anyway.

252 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 12:15

>>251

better to just get a dog tbh.

253 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 14:40

I was trying to study today, but a certain mental image kept bugging me. There was I, a middle-school nerd, standing with a basketball. People shouted, "Dunk it, man!" "Come on, throw a ball, DORK!" "DO IT!" "Look at that dumbo, HEEY I NEED SOME TIME TO THROW A BALL PROPERLY" "DUNK!!"
But I couldn't I was too scared of fucking it up and just stood there.

254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 17:05

Butterfly breeding is probably very complicated and difficult.

255 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 17:57

Your mother dies a fiery death,
I saw it in a winter breath.
These things CAN be;
Drink deep my tea!
I should smoke meth.

256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 20:25

That person who keeps bumping terrible threads is making me feel rather vexed. I hope they don't make a habit of it.

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6615 05:28

DUNK! DUNK! DUNK! DUNK! DUNK!
DUNK! DUNK! DUNK! DUNK! DUNK!
DUNK! DUNK! DUNK! DUNK! DUNK!

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6615 07:45

>>252
Seriously. Retarded baby = lifelong misery. Retarded dog = lol.

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6615 14:59

Thinks seen by dokyuns on google before entering the ELITIST SUPERSTRUCTURE:

DQN - Wikipedia
ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/DQN - Translate this page
DQN(ドキュン)とは、日本で使われるインターネットスラング・蔑称の一つである。ヤンキー(不良)など、粗暴そうな風貌をしている者や実際に粗暴な者、また非常識で知識や ...
中二病 - 厨房 (ネット用語) - 河合塾 - 悪魔ちゃん命名騒動

Teaching English abroad in Japan: DQN - Japanese slang and ...
www.julieinjapan.com/.../dqn-japanese-slang-and-weird-baby-names...
23 Feb 2010 – Anyway, DQN started because there used to be a Japanese TV program called "Mokugeki Dokyun", about crazy people. Soon, Dokyun started ...

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6615 18:48

I was about to post a semi-thought provoking comment here but then I realised how pretentious it sounded.

261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6615 22:33

>>260 go for it, I promise I will spend time thinking about it, its underlying messages, double meanings, connotations etc.

And since you're posting anonymously I don't have any prejudice. Post your perhaps-pretentious ponderings with pride and enthusiasm. Sometimes pretentious can be pleasant!

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6616 14:07

I've lost control of my life.

263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6616 16:33

>>261
I wish I could, but I've forgotten what it was. It definitely involved the word "neurotypical".

264 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6616 20:02

LUCKY LUCKY
LUCKY LUCKY
LUCKY LUCKY
LUCKY LUCKY
LUCKY LUCKY
LUCKY LUCKY
LUCKY LUCKY
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265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6616 21:07

Comin' at ya what you going to do!?

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6617 00:15

tomorrow is going to be so beautiful, i'm so lucky. it seems too good to be true.

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6617 04:04

Depressed because I preordered a figure, but now I can't afford it. It's a really nice one, too...

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6617 04:31

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6617 06:12

>>267
Could you link to it please? I promise that I won't order it to mock you.

Personally, I came across some beautiful figures of Touhou characters, but I had to remind myself that I can't afford to waste a few thousand yens.

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6617 10:06

Dear Espeon:

Sorry about not posting your fan-fiction last week. It grew well beyond a sketch and would have upset a lot of people in this thread if I had posted it here. As I'm not sure it could ever be pared down sufficiently and still retain its filthy integrity, I'll just give you a summary:

You sparked a nuclear war through your role in the accidental erotic asphyxiation death of Kim Jong-un.

--Your biggest fan.

271 Name: Espeon!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6617 14:21

This is very inspiring, >>270! I appreciate your work.

272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6617 16:47

272 is a pretty nice number.

273 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6617 17:11

273 minus 77 equals Espeon's number in pokédex.

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6618 00:10

My date today went so well that when she got home her sister and mother were hugging her saying she should move back home with me and marry me. Should i be incredibly pleased with myself or a little nervous?

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6618 09:25

>>274
What the fuck is going on here? We need details. Make them up or whatever.

So what happened? She immediately told her family all about the date the second you walked back in the door? If so, why were you there for this? Were you just standing there awkwardly the whole time or did you learn about this later?

Are you both older? As in, would they like her to move out ASAP? Is your culture the marrying type? (Jew/Mormon)

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6618 11:05

>>275
They could be Japanese, 0037-san.

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6618 12:02

>>275 well I've only met her a few times, because we live 300 miles apart, but ever since the first time we met we've stayed in touch every day talking on bebo etc. That was actually only the 4th time I've met her, and our first actual date. This is because she lives maybe 40 miles from my hometown but I moved away to go to university. Anyways, leading up to it she said I should draw her a picture and she knitted me a little teddy. I put a lot more effort into the picture than I normally do, even my paid commissions, and it included just various things about us and things we've said and things that have happened between us, and >>274 LOVES [her name] FOREVER XXXX

The date was like a fairytale, the only thing that would have made it better is if we weren't in a shithole town haha. I bought her lunch then we walked through the park then wandered round the cemetery. Then we got on our separate buses back home. When I got back we were chatting on facebook and said they were asking her about it, and they saw the picture and were so happy for her, saying she should chase me. But chasing implies I'm running away and I'm certainly not.

I'm just a bit older than her, she's of legal age to get married but she wouldn't be able to celebrate with a drink. But we've talked a long time about our inevitable wedding and honeymoon. Nothing would make me happier than being with her, I'm just nervous about the distance (I can't move back because I run a business in my city and I think she wants to stay in the country) and also that she still has the best few years of her life coming up whereas I'm almost at the end of mine, I hope I don't get in the way

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6618 15:40

>>277
That's shockingly vanilla. I was hoping we'd hear all about courting rituals in the Tuvan-American community or something cool.

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6618 16:11

おげんきですか。

280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6618 16:30

>>279 needs to learn more kanji.

281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6618 16:47

I hate living downtown, it's so fucking noisy!

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6618 23:33

>>280 I only began learning Kanji this week!

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6619 00:56

>>278 I'm too nervous to go into more detail

284 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6619 07:26

I am 31 and I still play DND. I don't want to, but my friends keep showing up at my house and expecting to play. It's starting to get awkward now that some of them have kids. What's going to happen when those kids are old enough to realize that we are lame fucks?

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6619 07:31

OH wait, all kids think their parents are lame. Ours will just have scientific proof.

286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6619 13:54

Damn, I'm so lazy. Everything bores me. Having taught myself philosophy and esoteric maths after dropping out of school at the absurd age of fifteen, the universe of six years later seems so desperately dull... Nothing challenges me. So I exercise, learn and create for a bit out of distraction until, offended by routine, lethargy strikes and I am back to either sleeping or masturbating copiously.

Such is the like of a hikikomori, I suppose.

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6619 14:37

>>286 death is exciting

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6619 14:55

I wish my body would recover from cumming faster so I could do it more often.

vc: repetion

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6619 20:02

Why does orgasm feel like a missing gear? Where is my sperm? Oh god, this is so depressing that it makes me want to masturbate again.

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6619 20:08

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I just received an accordion, a TV, an iMac and a fiancé! Only in Saitama!

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6619 21:36

>>290 congrats, I guess.

The "I guess" is only for the accordion, by the way.

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6619 23:15

Is she a robotic catgirl?

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6619 23:44

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6620 07:56

Oh man, I am fucked up... I keep seeing things... like... in the distance... They move with me or something so they are always ahead of me. God damn... Are you supposed to hallucinate on marijuana?

295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6620 11:04

>>294
The best weed I ever smoked made the world go 2D. Yeah, it can do that. You're probably not awake anymore. If you are, what else did you take?

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6620 13:07

>>295
I had a salvia trip which did that. Everything became a volume-less cutout that rotated with the angle you looked at it, so it was impossible to see "behind".

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6620 15:03

Last time I had salvia my bedroom turned into Spring Yard Zone from Sonic 1, and my friend turned into a Yadorin badnik so I rolled into him.

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6620 17:20

You should be isolated from the rest of society.

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6620 17:31

You should be isolated from the rest of society.

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6620 18:05

This is my second 300 GET in the space of two days. How exciting!

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6621 16:38

>>295

My friend was already high when I got there. There was a bit left in the bong so I took a hit from it. I think "dro" marijuana was in the bong. I had brought a Colt .45 (32oz malt liquor) which I finished pretty quickly. A few hours passed before the next guy shows up with "hash" marijuana. There was four of us together, and we smoked a gram of the hash.

I'm not a big marijuana user so I don't know all the terms.

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6621 20:24

I want to post something but I'm not sure what.

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6621 20:39

Pseud0ch is the only style that works for me just now, and it doesn't save to that style every time i come here ( ・͠-・)

304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6621 22:04

Try to use your imagination instead of drugs.

Imagination can be mighty awesome, but you have to learn how to use it.

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6621 23:42

People take drugs for experiences their mind unaided cannot provide. It's like crossing the ocean: You're gonna need a boat. >>304-san has obviously never taken any drugs and believes everything his government tells him.

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6622 00:12

>>305-san accepts only things that he likes, yet still believes that he is a free-thinker.

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6622 01:42

>>305 and >>306 r gay

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6622 01:44

>>304 is gay 2

309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6622 02:11

>>306 refuses to look above his almighty pedestal and gaze in humiliation at those who, unafraid of change and unhindered by terror, laugh lightly at the man who is king of his hill.

310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6622 04:49

>>305-309 can stop using drugs any time. They just don't want to.

311 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6622 09:48

Why so much violence?

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6622 11:46

Seems like someone here's just discovered "chicken on a raft". Stop spamming it, it's ancient

313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6622 14:23

>>312 Be more hilarious.

314 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6622 20:00

Why does nobody talk about mittens any more?

315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6622 20:55

>>314-san, on DQN any drug related term is actually a synonymous for mittens.

We have been doing so all along. (´∀`)

316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6622 21:13

No, it isn't. Don't drag my mittens into your filthy drugs.

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6622 23:03

takes a long drag on Espeon's mitten

Babay, they don't call me HorseThunder for nothin

318 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6623 00:40

I have a man crush on ゆよゆっぺ .

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6623 02:21

I've had a wonderful day, i bought two great records, had dinner with my mum in a japanese restaurant, went to an awesome gig, got a date tomorrow with a babe, just had a joint and saw a shooting star, and now i'm on DQN! Are you as happy as me everyone? PLease say yes!

My captcha is gothing and I'm listening to Bauhaus!

320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6623 02:49

>>319
Your joyous enthusiasm cheers me up a little. Keep being awesome, dokyun!

321 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6623 02:59

The girl in dokyuncrush.jpg just got married. Good thing she's not my real crush.

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6623 11:57

Suddenly, Autumn happened!

323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6623 18:08

Being severely red/green colourblind, all Autumn really means to me is that I no longer know what colour the leaves are. Also it's cold.

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6623 19:10

I hope the doctor doesn't shove his hand up my ass in the hospital when I go back.

325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6623 20:08

I'm done for. All my truancy is going to finish me. I'm going to kill the dean and then myself.
I'm doing it I"M DOING IT MAN

326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6623 20:58

>>325
Someone who can't use apostrophes properly deserves to die. This reminds me of the time when I went into a fish & chips shop and saw a sign on the wall which read:

CHEES'Y CHIPS
£0.80

How someone can even get an apostrophe that wrong is beyond me. But anyway, what I'm trying to say here, >>325, is that you should probably stick with not killing yourself.

327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6623 21:16

>>326 well that's not really that wrong, considering they used it to show a missing letter. O'er the hills an' far awa', a' the we'ans were chasin' a ba'

328 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6623 21:51

D'N D'N L'L

329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6623 22:23

I think the underlying cause of depression over my job is missing my girlfriend.

330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6623 22:35

>>329
Cheer up. I don't have a girlfriend at all. I get depressed over the happiest stuff.

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6624 04:05

Exam tomorrow. Should be studying. Instead, I'mma eat pizza and not give a fuck.

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6624 04:08

I'm sad.

333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6624 10:08

Children get lost in th woods all the time, don't they? Given that, why do they make camouflage children's clothing?

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6624 11:21

>>332 cheer up friend, the world can be a pretty miserable place so focus on the little things that make you happy (◕ ◡ ◕)

>>333 i grew up in the woods then i moved into town then up to the big city so i feel i've had the best of all worlds (◕ ◡ ◕)

( ♥ ◡ ♥) <(YOU'RE AMAZING! I LOVE YOU!) (NO YOU'RE AMAZING! I LOVE YOU TOO!)> (♥ ◡ ♥ )

335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6624 14:27

>>331 here, ditching class now to study. It'll be okay.

336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6624 14:33

No, no it won't. We are done for.

337 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6624 17:12

That angry frying pan wielding cat at the top of the page is approaching his 500,000th stir fry. I just saw it on 499,466 which is a pretty nice number, I must say.

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6624 21:08

>>337 I refreshed it like 50 times and screencapped it at 499,499, but then it went to 499,502 next time i looked

339 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6624 22:25

>>338
One of my friends that has it on his BBS has noticed that it's laggy. I saw it at 499,002. Weird that it's already been that long.

On Avery Island by NMH is good.

340 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6624 23:08

My plan worked flawlessly.

341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6625 00:23

Durings storms you can often hear light, ning.
I though the questio, ning would never end.
I'm going out for some fine dine, ning.
He's pi, ning for the fjords.

etc..

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6625 00:23

>>340
Mine worked flawfully.

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6625 00:25

I just want to hug everyone right now. Especially >>334 and >>332. But that's everyone, already.

344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6625 12:51

>>343 *big cosies* mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


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345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6625 13:19

It's weird to realize how fast the semester is passing.

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6625 15:39

For some reason I felt the urge to take one of my framed photos off my wall. When I lifted it up, a $50 bill that was wedged between it and the wall fell onto the floor. I now have drug money for buying the DXM someone wanted me to buy!

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6625 19:46

It's finally getting colder! Maybe I'll go outside!

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6625 20:12

In fact, let's all go outside!

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6626 13:29

>>347
>>348
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350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6626 17:01

For I have lived mah life to the full I have no regrets

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6626 21:17

I love you, internet.

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6626 23:46

Tasty food, seeing my parents, awesome cars... it's been a good day!

353 Name: Archduke!EQmEmVtTi2 : 1993-09-6627 05:50

As of this point in time, I'm discarding this identity. I created this pseudonym
when I joined a certain community, and as I have been a recent target of attack
by certain administrators within the community with almost non-existent support
from other members on my behalf, I feel that it would be only natural to leave
this handle and its associations behind. I have had a lot of good experiences
with the time I've spent with people that have met me with this name but in
light of multiple recent events it seems that trend is ending.

I have told a few people that do not know already a few other ways to contact me;
and with that, I leave this nickname and its associations in the past. I hope
that you'll think of me for the better when you do think of me; I know that I'll
certainly remember all of you. If you're not familiar with me, please disregard
this notice; and if you find me to be unpleasant or a nuisance, be happy, for
I'll no longer be a thorn in your side. If you wish to talk to me in the future,
you'll probably find a way to come in contact with me; but otherwise, you
probably won't be seeing me around with this handle any more. So long, VIPPER
and dokyun. Take it easy. You're all QUALITY in my heart.

354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6627 08:16

she was beautiful,
but nothing really there.

355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6627 08:34

>>353 would be more appropriate in this thread:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1137645057

356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6627 09:43

Archduke is dead. Archduke remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the VIPPERS of all VIPPERS? What was poorest poster and mightiest ruiner of all threads has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What shitty threads shall we bump, what shit shall we post? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become Archdukes simply to appear worthy of it?

357 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6628 06:11

I have so many better things to do at the moment, but instead I'm bumping this thread. So there.

358 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6628 07:48

Which one of you is ID:A8wsgoSY in /love/ and /personal/? There's so much nonsensically off-topic banter that is too DQN to be a serious poster.

359 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6628 07:58

>>358
Expecting epic troll. Remembered I was on 4-ch...

360 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6628 09:06

>>359
It's nothing outrageous. But the poetic sentiment and uncultured randomness strikes me particularly. This one was a gem.

>she loves you so much.
>it was the great universe night and did you see it?
>lets go see stars in the night sky.

361 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6628 22:39

It just occurred to me that, including the previous three iterations of this thread, we have a database of over 3,000 DQN QUALITYTM thoughts. What wondrous things could we do with this?

362 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6629 00:43

>>361
Build a database of over 3,000 DQN QUALITYTM thoughts.

363 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6629 00:54

(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ >>362 this sounds good.

364 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6629 00:56

I fainted tonight watching Drive. It's a really good film though, I recommend it

365 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6629 01:49

>>364
Literally fainted?

366 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6629 03:02

The best part of the winter season is definitely eggnog!

367 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6629 07:15

>>361
Build something like http://tablec.at except show random posts from these threads.

368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6629 07:24

>>364
Hey, I just watched that too. The acting is superb, the cinematography hypnotic. However, I found the narrative somewhat disappointing. After a promising beginning, it moves suddenly into a crime subplot that's too predictable. The film deserves something a bit more subtle. Overall it was excellent, however.

369 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6629 09:19

Mourning for the death of the discoverer of the land of S-expressions.

370 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6629 14:59

>>367
That is a VERY GOOD idea!

371 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6629 18:18

>>365 yes haha, I'm not very good at watching things that are a bit gruesome, the bit where the guy's head gets stamped in wasn't too bad but the bit with the guy stabbing the other guy in the eye then in the throat loads of times, I started getting tunnel vision and flopped out unconscious, and my friends woke me up haha.

>>368 ah I thought the plot was excellent, but I knew what the film was about first anyway. Right from the start though I regarded it as basically a movie of a grand theft auto game, how the character is portrayed and the cutscenes and stuff

372 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6629 21:14

>>369 it has not been a good month for people who know that that means.

373 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6629 23:54

I was driving through a small town one day and saw a sign for a restaurant called "Don's". But it was in all caps, so naturally I thought it said "DQN'S".

374 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6630 23:29

Why are my VCs so fucking awesome recently? Today alone I've had:

  • cum
  • south
  • jum [kun, pour me some tea]
  • thebad

375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6631 18:20

Time for a social experiment:

Many many weeks ago, www.yourworldoftext.com/dqn was quite an active place (well, as active as anything DQN ever is). This included a massive expedition to the East. From x:100 to x:300, the landscape was replaced with a line of text. This text included, at one point, a list of everything visible to me at the time of writing. This included a poster, next to my computer monitor, of a certain animal, which I described in nauseating detail.

My question to you, DQN, is can you remember what animal is on my poster?

376 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6631 18:36

>>375
I'm sorry, I must have stopped helping build our little world long before you wrote that T.T

377 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6631 21:59

Halloween is coming! I suddenly want to build a catapult and fire pumpkins at random places to see if they end up damaging anything.

378 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6631 22:51

Wowee I found an old PS1 memory card and what a memory card!

  • Final Fantasy VIII 100%
  • Ehrgeiz all characters unlocked
  • Final Fantasy VII 100%
  • Metal Gear Solid all VR missions completed
  • Tony Hawk's 2 100% including all gaps
  • Anna Kournikova's Smash Court Tennis all characters unlocked
  • Final Fantasy IX 100% (except getting Excalibur II)
  • Worms Armageddon all missions and deathmatches complete
  • Tekken 3 NEW BATTLES AWAIT! All characters including Dr. B.
  • Um Jammer Lammy 100% (incl 2 player vs parappa etc.)
  • Hogs Of War 100%

I'm not much of a gamer anymore but looking back on these achievements fills me with pride!

379 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6631 23:44

I'm sick and tired of studies. I'm thinking about leaving my university. Screw science, it's too tiresome in my old age.

380 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6632 00:53

When I was a young man, I had intellectual pretenses, but as I get older, I realize that I've always been rather a simple fellow. If I can't eat it, shoot it, or fuck it, I'm not interested.

381 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6632 02:23

I don't think anyone's ever been so madly in love with me as this young lady is, yay

382 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6632 02:35

>>375, all I remember is someone ranting about touhou. But I'm going out of my way here and guess it's a panda.

383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6632 03:25

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384 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6632 04:27

Baseball seems exciting all of a sudden!

385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6632 06:12

>>375
For some reason I keep thinking African animals, like a lion or maybe a giraffe or an elephant, but I can't really remember.

386 Name: Espeon!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6632 08:47

It's espeon!

387 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6632 09:55

Today's rat got his little face crushed in and lived (for awhile). In an effort to escape, he leapt off the top shelf of the shed and found terra firma. Nearly as home free as any rat with a crushed snout and lodged in a trap can be, he then got his leg caught in yet another trap. What a shitty day that animal had...

388 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6632 11:31

>>387
He's up in heaven right now.

389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6632 14:01

>>382

> someone ranting about touhou

Yes, that would be me.

Anyway, the correct answer was that it was a CAT on my poster. A very nice cat too.

390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6632 14:07

Apple juice sort of looks like piss, doesn't it?

391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6632 14:26

>>390
Just wait until you try beer, it even tastes like piss!

392 Name: Espeon!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6632 14:38

>>389
Do you mean espeon?

393 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6632 14:51

>>392
No, it's just a fucking cat, you narcissist.

394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6632 17:02

>>391
It even smells like it...
( ゚ タ ゚) -glurk-

395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6632 20:06

>>393
Don't be mean to Espeon! ;___;

396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6632 22:51

397 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6632 23:43

Rat heaven would smell terrible...

398 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6633 01:24

Should I meet my childhood friend tomorrow, or stay up all night and watch anime...?

399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6633 01:31

Stay up all night and watch anime with your childhood friend tomorrow. And by watch anime I mean make love.

400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6633 01:36

>>358
you don't have to care in one bit.
it is not bad to opinion.
reflect on the moon's beauty.
dance with me under the stars.

we are always human.and we are love.

401 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6633 02:40

I just can't be moved to give a fuck about Captain America. Am I a bad American?

402 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6633 04:31

Tyrian's music rules.

403 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6633 08:50

>>401
I don't know, but I don't give a shit about him either.

I do, however, think of him as one of the lame tier super heroes as his abilities aren't all that amazing.

404 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6633 10:10

I was thinking that I was always looking at the past and remembering how good of a time I always used to have. But if I so fondly look at the past like that perhaps the present isn't as bad as I make it out to be.

405 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6633 13:26

The Secret Area of VIP Quality definitely no longer quality anymore because of that shit poster (you'll know the one if you go there) the admin seems to think livens the atmosphere and hence allows him to keep shitting up the board. Don't get me wrong; the "don't think, feel" philosophy is one that I certainly agree with. But there's another one that's also important: "Shit posts are not quality." I really love the SAOVQ, but I've been feeling more at home here recently.

406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6633 13:43

>>405
Possibly the best part about that place is how after every shitpost a couple people will helpfully chime in "Off to the tanasinn chamber!" or something else to that effect. It certainly livens the place up a bit, don't you think?

407 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6633 14:28

>>406
*"Off to the tanasinn chamber!"

408 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6633 16:10

Speaking of tanasinn, I always thought DQN to be more tanasinn than VIP. The latter should live with its "shit posts aren't quality" mindset.

409 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6633 16:16

I'm getting more and more depressed in my university. Or, well, because of skipping it almost every day. I guess I'm knee-deep in trouble, but I try not to think about it. But then I still DO think about it. Hopefully this post will ease up my mind a little bit.
It's just I'm at that impasse again: study all day long a couple of weeks to catch up or just let it drift until I receive a notice of expulsion. Again.

410 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6633 19:25

I just want to be a good bass player! 7 years of playing and Im still no more than mediocre. Lately when I go to play Im so sickened with my lack of skill I hate myself and just put it away.

411 Name: EspeonEspeon!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6633 19:43

So, today I woke up and said, "You're the fucking espeon! Get a job!"

412 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6633 20:09

>>411
You get more self-obsessed by the day, Espeon.

Captcha was hire, appropriately enough.

413 Name: EspeonEspeon!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6633 20:38

>>412
I'm about to start *stealk*ing myself.

414 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6633 20:56

Everything seems to be going right in my life and I'm incredibly happy, but I'll be even happier when >>413 goes away

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6633 21:01

>>413
Seriously though, why do you even bother using a tripcode? There's so few of us here you can pretty much tell us apart as "the guy with the menstruation fetish" or "the guy who rants about Touhou".

416 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6633 21:44

>>415
Sometimes I make up a whole bunch of conflicting personas, just to mess with you.

417 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6633 22:58

>>411,413
Espeon, you don't need a job. I'm sure someone will adopt you.

418 Name: RatKiller666!L3oazlQYb6 : 1993-09-6634 01:22

lol tripcodes

Found one crushed under the garage door today. Not sure if that's how it died or not, but I'll still count it as a kill.

419 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6634 01:33

>>418
How many have you got so far?

420 Name: Negi Springfield!aeNZeP7XP2 : 1993-09-6634 02:01

I, too, feel like expressing my individuality.

421 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6634 03:21

>>419
14 dead since I started counting. I don't really know my grand lifetime total because I hadn't bothered counting before. In the past it was just a couple at a time. This run has been a pretty major event, though. Remember how destructive ONE can be.

I swear sometimes rats follow me. They're everywhere I go. Maybe as a result of some mutation my sweat smells like a female rat in heat or something.

422 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6634 07:29

>>421
Prepare yourself for some sweet armpit love.

423 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6634 08:46

>>422
Is considering rubbing a rat trap under your arm to test the hypothesis that you're exuding rat pheromones a symptom of the plague? Because if so...

424 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6634 11:40

>>411
ttp://chanarchive.org/4chan/vp/9224/dammit-espeon-cut-it-out

425 Name: X153!IRLvDooZYU : 1993-09-6634 13:09

I'm getting really sick of all you people in that demanding things of the last poster thread. You can't come in, go "Hey, fuck you guy before me!" and then start pushing others around. We got a pecking order here in the DQN, see? You gotta start at the bottom and work your way up. You can't have your cake and eat it, too. If the previous poster says, "go on 4chan," you do it! If he says "spend time on something creative," you know what? It's not like you were going to use those ten minutes for anything! Jerk off to your Fate/Zero porn another time, sweet Saber will be there waiting for you. And you know what? If someone tells you to commit seppaku, it is your duty, your moral imperative, to commit seppaku. I mean fuck, I'd commit even commit seppaku on camera. I have a sword and a webcam. Just tell me when.

>>420
Let's all post with tripcodes in this thread.

>>421
Perhaps you are a rat!

426 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6634 13:49

>>425
(☝゚∀゚)☝ This guy! "Seppaku!" Listen to this guy, and his jokes!

427 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6634 14:31

>>425
I promise that I tried really hard, but committing seppuku with Sonic is impossible. It really just is. You should try it out yourself.

428 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6634 14:39

>>425
I agree it's more fun if everybody puts in effort to keep up with the demands. However, you can't realistically expect too much from the average lazy DQNer. I am a little sad that nobody spent time on my demand to make something creative. But such is DQN.

429 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6634 16:24

>>428
I was actually about to do that when the next guy posted. I was going to make a crude 10 minute MS paint drawing of Espeon on a bicycle. In retrospect, I'm happy that I didn't because my MS paint drawings are quite a bit below the average quality of an average MS paint drawing.

We should have some almost-oekaki exchange thread, but we'd be too lazy to post in it and it'd die.

430 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6634 20:17

>>428 I saw your post and was disappointed that there were three posts after you, because I would have put a lot of effort into a 10 minute creative piece for you.

I often tag my creations with DQN on various content hosting sites...

431 Name: orzclones!w69hSItc/I : 1993-09-6634 20:18

>>425
>>420
I feel so silly right now.

432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6635 03:39

(  ̄д ̄;) Thank you for telling me about the super fun party that you didn't invite me to. Really, interesting stuff.

433 Name: X153!IRLvDooZYU : 1993-09-6635 07:31

If I were to move into a large house with 5-8 other /jp/ anons in it, how fucked would I be?

434 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6635 08:01

>>433
I'm sure plenty of them are eligible for section 8 and other government assistance which may make this economically feasible (and frankly, I love the idea of warehousing social misfits). On the other hand, they're eligible for these programs which means something is wrong with them. I think there may be considerable interpersonal strife among housemates.

Anyway... once you all fuck up your weird little utopia and are living a sea of your own filth, can I come over there and kill rats?

435 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6635 10:11

>>433
As someone who has lived with three other nerds/otaku, I can say this has the potential to be, as these things are wont, either really awesome or really awkward. There was an implicit respect of intellect and personal boundaries which formed an almost familial relation between us all, comfortable as we were around one another. Everyone enjoyed anime, online games, MTG, science, technology, and when one found something particularly witty or interesting online, he could blurt it out expecting rapt appreciation from all present.

But, as >>434 notes, we were horrendously unkempt. Dishes and discarded food packaging cluttered every free surface, picked up only on absentminded impulse. A woman, one roommates sister, was present at times and would clean whenever she felt it necessary (which fortunately was a lot more often than us). Everything in the sink was cleaned weekly by each resident in turn, yet till then the kitchen resembled some post-apocalyptic smorgasbord of ceramic, glass and plastic.

And so, knowing that, would you still take the chance?

436 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6635 11:40

http://www.flickr.com/photos/petaflickr/2752855157/in/photostream/

Dear PeTA:

You haven't changed my mind at all and thanks for the picture.

437 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6635 15:12

I had mephedrone last night for the first time in like a year last night, completely out of the blue. And I just got 3 pretty good job offers today. And a beautiful young lady is travelling 300 miles to fuck me in a couple of weeks.

I wish I could share my joy with some of the dokyuns here who I think could do with some~

438 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6635 22:47

My, she certainly pulled off that fairy look really well.

439 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6635 23:38

I am doing well so far in not eating today. It was mostly because I am NEET that I managed to shave off six of those hours, but I will keep this up and enjoy my cold dinner at 12 A.M./00:00.

440 Name: orzclones!w69hSItc/I : 1993-09-6636 00:44

>>433
I give it 3 days before the house fills up with used tissues and encrusted ona-holes.

441 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6636 00:48

Oh my god, that last poster in the Demanding from the next poster thread, that was beautiful!

442 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6636 03:35

>>441 I agree,

443 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6636 04:48

I've successfully completed the challenge of not eating for an entire day.

444 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6636 05:10

>>436
I love these campaigns. I sort of feel like I should stop eating meat out of gratitude, but it's so darn tasty.

445 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6636 05:41

>>443
How did you feel afterwards?

446 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6636 08:40

>>443
I BELIEVED IN YOU

447 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6636 10:10

>>445
Bored.

>>446
Thank you.

448 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6636 12:51

My girlfriend's period is a week late. It's probably because of the stress of moving to a new country and getting a new and tiring job but that doesn't stop me from being extremely worried~

449 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6636 22:59

Damn, talk about out of my league...

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6637 02:07

Everyone seems to make such quality posts in the demanding thread...I'm afraid to post there...

451 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6637 02:48

I haven't been DQN in such a long time... I wonder what happened in the past 500 days.

452 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6637 04:06

>>451
tanasinn came and le∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴

453 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6637 11:23

My classmates are idorts.

454 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6637 14:18

>>450
If by quality, you mean that I spend 3592359 paragraphs trying to explain something then sure...

On a side note, my cycling route was amazing. Going out is fun sometimes. You should all try it!

455 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6637 15:21

>>454
I will probably go outside in a day or two.

456 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6637 16:29

>>454
I had much less of an aversion to going outside and taping that Haruhi drawing to an inanimate child because I had to bike around a park to get to it :3

457 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6637 16:29

>>454
Make me

458 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6637 17:03

>>454
I walked home from my social workers' place today!

459 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6637 18:12

Is it just me, or are we DQNs a lot different from the people who post on the other boards? Just browse the personal and culture boards... who are these people?

460 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6637 19:17

>>459 This is my favourite thread because I like to think what kind of person would be a regular poster on /dqn/, it seems to be a small pool of very odd individuals. Some things people say here, on one hand scares me a little sometimes, but on the other hand I like to think we would share some sort of camaraderie.

To be honest I've never actually explored anywhere else on 4-ch.net, so I might use your post as an excuse to.

461 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6637 19:26

god i haven't been here since forever
DQN makes me smile

462 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6637 19:40

>>459
I personally post on the other boards, but not often. Perhaps each board is assigned one regular user and only he/she posts there? It would make sense given the lack of traffic.

I sort of understand what you mean though. Some of the other boards have quite regular posts like those you would find in a `normal' discussion board. And that's okay!

463 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6637 20:38

Continuations are a low-level Hourai elixir.

464 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6637 21:46

>>462 Of course, I'd consider myself one of those odd individuals haha, I dread to think someone I know IRL would stumble across this board and recognise some of the things I've said.

465 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6637 21:50

I'm just a simple NEET, don't mind me ( ´ω`)

466 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6638 01:24

The other boards are pretty slow and boring compared to /dqn/ but they aren't all bad. In fact four years ago /love/ actually helped me get my first girlfriend.

467 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6638 01:31

The thread is 1173252727. Ah, I was such a young and immature fool back then. It's extremely embarrassing to go back and read it.

Anyway, for anybody curious about the end of that story, we stayed together for over two years, then we "took a break" while she went to study abroad, and that's where it ended.

468 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6638 02:50

http://www.examiner.com/exopolitics-in-seattle/mass-genocide-of-mohawk-children-by-uk-queen-and-vatican-uncovered-canada

Is this real? I kind of want to believe the queen actually did that...

Haha I want to know what Morrissey thinks

469 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6638 04:34

I'm not sure if I'm happy being a creeper.

470 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6638 08:01

>>469
How are you a creeper? Tell us about creepy things you do in as much detail as possible. You're anonymous here, so cut out details that could personally identify yourself and others, but go wild besides that.

471 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6638 09:19

>>470
I masturbate.

472 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6638 09:57

I haven't caught a rat all week. All of my disgusting little friends may have gone to infest the big garden shed in the sky.

It feels like my life lacks purpose all of a sudden. Is it too corny to call it empty rat nest syndrome?

>>471
Everyone does that.

473 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6638 10:19

I feel like shit. I've been feeling like shit for the past 24 hours.

474 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6638 11:54

>>472
I don't enjoy sexual pleasure, actually. Is this normal?

475 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6638 12:25

>>474
I bet the Pope masturbates.

Just think of that every time you are tempted. That old German troll just looking you in the eyes while he does it with that creepy-ass "smile."

You can thank me later.

476 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6638 15:44

>>474
If you don't enjoy it, then why do you call it pleasure? Say "I don't enjoy orgasm" instead, maybe.

477 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6638 17:06

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

478 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6639 01:47

>>472

> Everyone does that.

Girls don't!

479 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6639 02:03

>>478 ...yes they do?

480 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6639 02:23

>>479
I demand that you write the DQN time at the time of reading on your stomach. Get a camera and record yourself masturbating.

481 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6639 02:33

>>476
Excitation of the nerve endings in such a case is just commonly called pleasure. I suppose I could have said, "I don't like the penile excitation of nerve endings". But that would have sounded silly.

482 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6639 09:53

Typical dokyun: ttp://livedoor.2.blogimg.jp/kinisoku/imgs/4/b/4bbfbfe3.jpg
Typical vipper: ttp://livedoor.2.blogimg.jp/kinisoku/imgs/8/3/83cb1855.jpg

483 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6639 09:54

Vippers are such socialites! (・∀・)ノ

484 Name: 184-100-217-152.ptld.qwest.net : 1993-09-6639 10:59

NEET

485 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6639 12:06

Guess what's on the FRONT PAGE of the Wall Street Journal, guys...

>BERKELEY, Calif. -- Fifteen young men in this hotbed of activism gathered at an Indian restaurant on a recent Sunday and made an appeal: Could the waiter please switch from the news to "My Little Pony"?
>Then the men heaped their plates with curry and clustered around tables to absorb the Pony cartoon, share trivia about characters and play show-and-tell with the various plastic Pony toys they had brought along.
>Meet the self-described "bronies."

This isn't the weekly independent. Fuck no, this is the WALL STREET JOURNAL. What is going on?

486 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6639 12:18

>>485
A bunch of fags are doing a bunch of stupid shit because they can and trying to force some stupid shit onto other people. It's only a matter of time till these cock suckers get taken down for being annoying, stupid fucks that need to die.

Iam so very full of hate.

487 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6639 12:29

WSJ Story continued...

>It wasn't supposed to be this way. When Hasbro Inc. and Discovery Communications Inc. revived the "My Little Pony" franchise on a new network called The Hub, an executive told investors the remake was for "the three- to six-year old girl and her mom, ho has fond memories of 'My Little Pony' from her childhood."
>...In an email, a Hasbro spokeswoman said of the bronies: "From what we've seen, they are a small group of 'My Little Pony' fans who don't necessarily fit what one might expect of the brand's target audience."

lol

>Some bronies disdain Hasbro's Pony figurines, which they find too commercial and not "show accurate." A pet peeve: On TV, Princess Celestia is a heavenly white, but the toy is cotton-candy pink. So the bronies frequently buy unofficial merchandise including treasures such as pipe-cleaner Ponies.

beyond the land of lol

488 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6639 13:09

Just imagine, most of these guys were poking fun at otakus just a little more than a year ago.

489 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6639 14:22

I think they're trying to transcend irony by creating an infinite loop of it.

490 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6639 14:28

>>489
We've entered an infinite recursion of hipster irony!

491 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6639 15:54

>>488
Huh. I'm starting to understand how people can think we're so pathetic just for enjoying anime.

492 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6639 22:26

>>491 don't you feel pathetic watching anime? I always do, i just don't mind it

493 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6639 22:51

>>491
Hey, I'm better than these people! It's not like I go to meetups... except for all those conventions... hmm. And it's not like I spend money on it... except for all this shit on my wal--FUCK!

494 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6639 23:52

Well, at least cumming on figures of cute anime girls is less creepy than doing it to ponies.

Plus, cleaning their manes afterwards must be one hell of a job for those guys. Probably they enjoy it the same way some people love using rifles: shoot them, clean them.

495 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6640 00:05

I work with horses for a living and how anyone can find them cute is beyond me.
When did horses become girly anyway? They're very functional animals that were used by knights and cowboys. Next we'll be making plush toys of bears.

496 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6640 03:01

■■■■

497 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6640 11:10

I love reading "Is this a <character_name>?.." comments on
rule34 sites. They have that unique "Now I've seen
everything!" feel. The first thing that comes to my mind is,
"No, no you haven't, bro." But I wisely keep it to myself,
that youngster will discover it on his own.

498 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6640 11:34

>>495
Provided enough magical powder, anything can become cute and girly, silly!

499 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6640 11:55

>>498, is that stuff even legal?

500 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6640 12:05

Stop talking about "magical powder" here, you're going to bring the cops down on us!

also, >>500GETTO

501 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6640 14:28

I might be getting an Onee-sama〜♥

This is great as I've never had a sister type relationship with my real sister since she hated me and abused me as a kid.

I might be getting ahead of myself, but I'm a little excited.

502 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6640 15:29

>>501 has invented and constructed a time machine.

503 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6640 19:51

I was recently reading something and saw the word "brainstorming." My brain wackyparsed it as "branstorming." This can only mean I'm not getting a well-balanced breakfast. ~_~;

504 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6640 23:44

Started writing a song today called I Cut My Willy Off With A Stained-Glass Window Shard (Once In A Lifetime)

505 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6641 00:09

>>504
That reminds me of a song I wrote called I've Been in Love With You Ever Since You Poured Hydrochloric Acid on My Pants

506 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6641 00:09

i'm so happy i could cry

507 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6641 00:13

ahhhhh new mlp episode up!

fuck

(◕ ◡ ◕) i need a cigarette and a shit

508 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6641 05:22

It has been one week since I caught my last rat. I think I got them all... I just... I don't know what to do.

I have nothing to remember them by. I should have made a little graveyard for them with popsicle stick crosses. Oh well. Instead I'll just stencil "RAT HEAVEN" on the garbage can...

509 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6641 06:37

>>508
Now you must set out on an adventure and find more rats to kill in whichever way you want.

This is the beginning, now go forth and kill some more or whatever the shit you like doing to them.

510 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6641 06:49

>>508
I hear that badgers and weasels give better EXP and loot.

511 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6641 09:26

>>508 get yourself a powerful air gun and go on night hunts near local markets/dumps or other homeless people-infested places.

512 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6641 10:43

The movie "Oasis" made me cry.

513 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6641 11:02

>>512 "Memoirs Of A Geisha" made me cry

514 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6641 14:32

Last night my mum said "oh wow we seem to have a lot of internets tonight!"

515 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6641 16:23

I'm really pissing off a lot of people.

516 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6641 16:34

I'm really pissing myself off.

517 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6641 17:30

>>515 are you espeon?

518 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6641 17:44

>>517
(  ̄▽)ノヽ(▽ ̄ ) High five!

519 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6641 18:16

Do we think in English?

520 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6641 18:31

The sheer amount of DQN are us.
And then I feel so weird.

521 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6641 18:34

>>519
No. We feel.

                 :::   :
                 :∴:  ::
                 :∴∵:::
                  :∴∵::   :     :
        :       :  :∴∵∴:  ::     ::  ::
      :  :::      ::  :∴∵∴∵:::   : :::∴::
      ::  ::∵:   :  :::∴∵∴∵∴::     ::∴:::
      ::: :::∴::    :: :∴∵∴∵∴:::   : :∴∵:    ::
      :::::∵∴:    ::::∵∴∵∴∵::    ::∴∵::   :: ::
    :   :∵∴::   :::∴∵∴∵∴∵::   ::∴∵:::   ::∴:::
    ::    :::∵∴::: :::∵∴∵∴∵∴∵::: ::∴∵∴:  :::∴∵:
    :::∴:   ∴∵∴∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵:::  ::∴∵:::
    ::::∴:: ∴∵∴∵∵:(・)∴∴.(・)∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∵:
     ::∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴/ ○\∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴::
     :∵∴∵∴∵∴∵/三 | 三ヽ∵∴∵∴∵∴∵:
     ∵∴∵∴∵∴∵|. __|__ │∵∴∵∴∵:::              tanasinn
       ∵∴∵∴∵∴|.  ===  │∵∴∵∴::
         ∵∴∵∴∵\___/∵∴∵∴::
          ∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴:

522 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6641 18:35

And one for the road.

523 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6641 19:13

INHUMANOIDS! INHUMANOIDS! The evil that lies within!

524 Name: hardlyPissingOffAnyone!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6641 21:54

>>517
No, he isn't.

525 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6641 23:37

>>524
Espeon I love you

526 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6642 01:01


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527 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6642 13:40

I'm not sure which is worse: that I understand these depictions or that I understand what's this comic about: http://alt.org/nethack/dudley/?658

528 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6642 18:40

http://soundcloud.com/dsfa/320-im-a-dqn-raised-by-a-hen

>Plays 6

Newest DQN-research indicates, that there are, in fact, only 6 dokyuns left in the wild.

529 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6642 19:34

>>528 i only just gave it a proper listen just now, first time since I made it haha

do you like the artwork?

530 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6642 22:36

I've been playing so much Touhou that the letters in blocks of text kind of start moving like bullets. Ugh...

>>524
May I introduce you to my mother? Make sure that your skirt isn't too short or she might think that you're a whore.

531 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6645 06:35

SAoVQ is down and that's no good

532 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6645 07:11

A lot of hikikomoris are bound by their anxiety and low self-esteem. I, however, feel that staying home is the surest way to keep my anger at/intolerance of being around anyone for more than an hour in check.

533 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6645 08:11

I'M A POTENTIALLY VIOLENT SHUT-IN AND I VOTE

534 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6645 11:37

Lately I've been getting a bit anti-social for some reason.

535 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6645 18:01

This is a startling realization. ( ゚-゚)

Anyway, I'm gonna keep being a lazy piece of shit and do whatever the hell I feel like doing.

536 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6645 20:22

Mrenh.

537 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6645 22:14

I was going to google DQN, but then I realized I was already browsing DQN.

538 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6646 01:10

>>535, get all that you deserve.

539 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6646 04:06

So I just looked up the election results and it's pretty clear my vote wasn't counted because I did a write in and there are zero write ins reported from my precinct.

Also, there were signs in the area saying "Lolita" for school board and you would think that's a pretty shitty first name to be using for that position except her last name is Mancheno-Smoak.

540 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6646 10:08

I am increasingly convinced that veganism is a conspiracy to kill Westerners through malnourishment.

541 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6646 10:15

>>538
I hate me too.

542 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6646 14:22

>>539
I saw a picture of that. I hear she changed her name to Dolores?
You think she'd just avoid the whole `Lolita' thing altogether...

543 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6646 23:55

>>542 guess what the diminutive form of Dolores is?

544 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6647 06:46

Here is some less commonly known knowledge about ghosts: A person's self is his memories. How we remember our world and our actions is who we are. A ghost isn't a spirit as much as it is memories leaked into the world. When a person dies suddenly, his memories release themselves into the world and embed themselves into their surroundings. If the person's will is left intact, a ghost is formed. This is why ghosts tend to be found in the places they spent the most time in while they were alive, in places with strong associated feelings, and are often victims of violent deaths (which literally eject the spirit). May this help you on your quest.

545 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6647 20:20

IGNORE THIS OKAY

546 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6647 20:25

Ghosts, it turns out are mostly carbon monoxide leaks and improperly sealed doors and windows.

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6648 00:46

>>546
I can guarantee you that my waifu is neither a carbon monoxide leak, nor an improperly sealed door, nor is she a window. Trust me, I'm an expert on the subject.

548 Name: John Macramé : 1993-09-6648 08:57

Don't think, don't feel, just be.

549 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6648 11:42

The immediacy of response makes the internet seem like an all-knowing mother, giving you the illusion of control as you allow others to dictate your life. The computer is a powerful instrument, but don't let it become a crutch. Use it as a tool, not a guru.

550 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6648 12:20

Once upon a time there was a little girl… I mean boy because there are no girls on the Internet, children. Everyone knows that. Stop crying, Ashley! Fuck, see what I mean, children? Girls ruin keyboards with their crying or whatever that was. That's why they aren't allowed on the Internet after 9PM anymore. Also because they install fake antivirus software that's a bitch to get rid of. OH yeah, and why are all your friends on Facebook 26 year-old guys, Ashley? You’re deleting your account tomorrow because that’s fucking creepy…

But anyway, once upon a time there was a little boy named Espeon who was on the Internet in the forest. Or some shit. Hell, I don't know. This is my night off and I've been drinking. Don't tell the cops that because they'll probably be here again tomorrow because of what I did to the neighbor's car. Yeah, well fuck them! They know better than to park on my side of the driveway!

551 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6648 12:21

Like I was saying, once upon a time there a little boy on the Internet named Espeon and he kept writing threatening statements about the President forums for some faggoty anime-themed M-P-O-R-N…. er, M-M-P-O-R-G and these scary guys from the Secret Service showed up in SUVs and suits and woke him up at one in the afternoon on a day he had to work the graveyard shift. Yeah, shut the fuck up both of you! And YES you both are too old for bed time stories especially at four o’clock in the morning but this is serious fucking business! Those guys took my computer and there were lots of naughty pictures of your mom and I on it and I am fucking pissed!

I don’t care what daddy says about Obama at home, Espeon! You don’t repeat it on the fucking Internet!

552 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6648 12:45

>>550,551
That was DQN quality!

553 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6648 15:57

I don't want to go OUTSIDE and eat FOOD. I'd rather eat FOOD INSIDE.

554 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6648 15:59

I wonder if my food is done. If I go down and it isn't, I'll just be disappointed. But if I go down too late, it will have burned.

Why isn't all food in pill form yet?

555 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6648 17:27

Ahhhhh I sang a song to a girl with my guitar and she burst into tears and jumped on me and I also proposed to her

i'm getting married dqn aaaaahhhhh

556 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6648 17:41

>>555

Congratulations! Now post pics of her.

557 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6648 18:55

When 4chan goes down, my mental state deteriorates.

558 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6648 19:07

>>557
Really? I find I become much more intelligent and have a more profound outlook on life. I then realise how terrible 4chan is and solemnly swear that, even when it's back up, I will never visit it ever again.

One day I will listen to myself.

559 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6648 21:37

Tee hehe, I haven't visited that place in about 4 years or so. Don't intend to do so anymore.

560 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6648 22:06

Today I found a little friend sitting on my walls, but he ran away from me. Then I realized that even the bugs don't like me anymore.

561 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6648 22:16

I don't know why, but I stop paying attention and suddenly end up doing stupid shit just to see how the person I'm with will react to it.

It's does produce decent data, however.

562 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6649 03:26

>>561
I often do this. Though I think it's mostly because of the dreamlike state I enter whenever I leave my bedroom. Oh, the joys of being a NEET!

563 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6649 07:54

I binge-watched all of Community season 1 in three days. I love its clever wit and variety of humor. I dislike the minor harem thing going on with the main character and the implications that strength and feminism are Britta's weak points.

And I have mixed feelings about the season finale. On the one hand it was exactly the ending I was expecting and hoping for, on the other hand I felt uncomfortable when I realized this.

564 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6649 09:28

The first Pokemon Generation was the best Generation. This doesn't mean the other Generations suck, but they are just not as memorable and nostalgic as the First.

565 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6649 17:14

>>564
Second gen was pretty rad.

566 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6649 17:46

>>564
Of course. Though the sprites sucked and walking was a pain.

567 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6649 18:09

>>565
I know, it sure made everything finer and the ability to travel to Kanto again blew my mind back then.
I just replayed Crystal again on the PC, because I sold it and my Gold version is broken. After I finished it, I realized that I prefer the first Gen more. But it's all opinions after all.

>>566

>the sprites sucked

Well, that's more likely again a matter of how you view it. I have to say, since almost every Pokemon got a unique sprite in R/B and Yellow, which makes 302 sprites, the quality of it is pretty high. Yet, the backsprites cause different views and I personally like them.

>walking was a pain

I think you just might got used to the running shoes. I wasn't bothered of the slow-down when you entered a building.

568 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6649 21:10

When I was playing Gold for the first time, I missed the guy who offers a free bike to player. I was quite surprised by the price of it and had to develop a schedule of beating Elite Four. I gave up on it pretty quick though.

The idea of some kid making a million just to waste it on a fucking bike still amuses me.

569 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6649 21:29

Is it just me or DQN got really crowded when 4chan went down?

570 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6649 22:01

whats a 4chan

571 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6649 22:08

Having a NEET girlfriend is awesome.

572 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6649 23:37

September has lasted for a while, hasn't it?

573 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6650 03:54

>>572
It always lasts a long time when we're together〜♥.

574 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6650 07:38

I'm trying to CTRL+V desperately, but nothing comes out. I think I should see a doctor.

576 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6650 15:07

>>575
It wasn't elitist enough.

577 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6650 15:20

http://usb.brando.com/usb-panda-heating-gloves_p01334c050d015.html just look at this spectacular scientific achievement.

578 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6650 19:22

Being a NEET girlfriend is horrible.

579 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6650 22:43

Goddamn when the fuck is 5

580 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6651 03:32

( ゚ -゚) If only >>577 were mittens.
( ゚ヮ ゚) Mittens...
( ˃ ヮ˂) MITTENS!

581 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6651 15:16

( ˃ ヮ˂) NEXT ITERATION OF THEM MUST BE MITTENS! MITTENS! MITTENS! MITTENS!

582 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6651 16:19

I've seen USB-heated mittens posted before on this very web sight (http://4-ch.net/dqn/index.html)

583 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6651 17:35

( ゚ -゚) But they're only for emergencies, >>582.

584 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6651 17:37

my lower intestine just went "buuuuuurrrrrm"

585 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6651 19:14

>>584
       /⌒ヽ
⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ Lower intesti〜ine
      |    /
       ( ヽノ

586 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6651 19:59

DXM and math don't go too well together.

587 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6651 23:04

>>586
I should try mixing these to impress my lecturer.
Also, you wasted a perfect Pentium get.

588 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6651 23:14

Most people irritate me.

589 Name: ESPEON : 1993-09-6652 01:07

>>588 HIYA PAL YOU'VE GOT A BIT OF FOOD STUCK TO YOUR CHIN LET ME GET IT FOR YOU

590 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6652 13:15

I miss Espeon.

The queen of DQN is dead. ;__;

591 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6652 13:22

>>590 There is no monarchy in the Elitist Superstructure.

592 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6652 13:29

>>591
Yes there is. Just let me break it down OK

Emperor - Squeeks
King - MODD#withtrip
Queen - Espeon
Prince - ( ˃ ヮ˂)
Princess - ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃
Archduke - Deceased (?)

593 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6652 14:02

I'm constantly moving away from my spiritual ambitions, towards a hedonistic life. I'm not sure how to feel about it.

594 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6652 14:16

I had a girl straddle me and jerk me off in a way that looked like she was a futanari jerking over me

595 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6652 14:20

>>593 welcome it with open arms, open palms and open thighs!

596 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6652 15:25

It kind of pisses me off whenever I see futanari abbreviated as "futa". That part of the word literally means "two". It comes from a fundamental misunderstanding of how Japanese abbreviation works ("futa" implies "futanari" only in compound forms, and only with clear context). And that's turrible.

597 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6652 15:52

herpes outbreak

598 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6652 16:11

It kind of pisses me off whenever I see dubstep abbreviated as "dub". Dub is a subgenre of reggae music, taking its name from the production technique of dubbing the tracks in a recording differently, in the studio. Dubstep in the beginning was using dub production techniques in 2-step and garage tracks, but doesn't bear much resemblance to what many would call dubstep today.

599 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6652 17:02

Great hungry beasts will roam the Earth.

600 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6652 18:39

I'm chewing about eight pieces of chewing gum simultaneously, and I'm kinda considering fetching some more pieces, y'know?

601 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6652 20:42

>>600
Add in 10 more and take a picture !

602 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6652 20:55

>>600
Chewing eight pieces of chewing gum at the same time is so last year. Get on with the times old man.

603 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6652 21:17

囧 looks kinda like a floppy disk.

604 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6652 21:56

>>603
Looks like a sad face to me.

605 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6652 22:13

>>596
If the Japanese can steal our words and mess around with them, we can do the same with theirs.

606 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6652 23:39

>>603
It looks like a funeral portrait of a square.

607 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6653 04:42

>>605 the true crime is that there has always been a perfectly serviceable English word for this.

608 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6653 08:20

>>607
Which word? Dickgirl?

I think futanari specifically defines animated/drawn in the Japanese style and there's usually some (weak) story. Dickgirl is just girl with dick. It's kind of like people who argue about the definition/use of the term "anime."

GO TEAM DICKGIRL

609 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6653 09:59

610 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6653 15:47

>>609 That was informative and entertaining, and on a tangent I watched the first episode of Card Captor Sakura and it was good and I liked it so I will watch it often.

611 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6655 05:07

Rockstar Life

Rockstar Life

Rockstar Life

Rockstar Life

Rockstar Life

Rockstar Life

612 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6655 06:37

SELF-PITY AT ITS FINEST

613 Name: Rockstar Life : 1993-09-6655 07:25

Rockstar Life

614 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6655 08:41

I was going to make a wall decoration that would be a monument to catching 14 rats. I was going to get a stuffed rat and put it in a trap and hang it on the wall. It was just going to be a weird little joke.

In doing this, I discovered a line of stuffed toys by a company called Kosen. They're highly realistic. OH yeah, and they're $70. What the fuck kind of market is there for such a toy?

I was thinking about it and if you took a picture of your kids with this toy just sitting in the background, the photo processor might see it and be convinced that your child lived in a rat infested house and call the authorities. They're that good...

615 Name: Rockstar Life : 1993-09-6655 09:54

>>614
Why are you so obsessed with rat murder?

616 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6655 16:35

i_like_rat_murder.ogg

617 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6655 20:42

Oh god, is the lava supposed to do that? How in the hell did it jump out of that hole and engulf the entire island? WHY AM I SUCH A FAILURE?!

618 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6655 21:16

>>617
Are you playing a game or did you make a poor real estate decision?

619 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6656 02:29

Just a gosh darned second, Onii-chan!

620 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6656 05:23

>>614
When you said $70, I was actually ready to buy one. I'm one of those guys willing to spend $70 on good stuff. I'm slowly but surely getting a collection of various plushies.

Sadly, all of the good animals are quite a bit more than $70. That $214 turtle looks rather pretty, so does the $152 crocodile. That $430 limited edition anteater will make me jealous forever. But I can't say that I have that kind of money sitting around.

621 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6656 08:53

Plushophiles' joy and pleasure

622 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6656 11:55

>>620
You seem to know too much about this...

I'm not going to destroy a high-end collectible toy for the sake of an inside joke. With that in mind, what do you know of competing brands, knock-offs, and counterfeits?

623 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6656 17:16

I was going to mock the other recent posters in this thread until I looked at Kosen's web page. It leaves me strangely wistful for a childhood I never had, stuffed rats and all. ( o_o)

625 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6656 18:07

I just finished infamous for the second time, went the evil route this time. The game's fun, but the story is so disappointing and the dialogue makes me cringe. It doesn't matter if you're good or bad, the dialogue only changes a little and everything is pretty much the same, even the ending.

And you can't skip the credits, fuck you sucker punch i've already read them all

626 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6656 18:07

My current thoughts are on my own stuffed animal. My only plushie or furry thing was a goddamn panda and I have to say that it looked much better than any of these pandas on the Kosen website, they look really awkward. I loved it with all my heart, since it was the only stuffed toy I ever had. Allergic children have it so rough huggable-toys-wise.

I remember my mom put it in a special bag which was used in combination with the vacuum cleaner in order to vacuum seal and or clean stuff. At least that's what I was told, who knows what sick designs were behind her actions.

I still kind of have a strange desire for really big, fluffy, huggable things. It's like I never had enough huggable things in my life. I should be content with what I got, but when I see really big stuffed toys I feel this urge to hold them.

627 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6656 18:31

>>624
えんぜるになりたい
花になりたい

From what I can understand, it says:

"I would like to become an angel
I would like to become a flower"

Also, that handwriting is lovely.

628 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6656 20:46

>>622
I don't really know that much about it (being a more recent hobby of mine), but unsurprisingly, all collectibles cost actual money. Kosen is pretty much the most expensive place that I know of (but it's at least partly justifiable through quality).

Homemade stuff from Etsy & other marketplace sites can be really good for the prices but will probably still exceed your budget. Decent stuff starts at $30 shipped.
There's two basic rules that I've seen to avoid crap. First, only buy stuff with 1 in stock/with "group photos" including everything made (the "what you see is what you get" rule). Second, avoid buying stuff that doesn't show off the entire creation because the people that know what they're doing know that people that know what they're buying want to see the entire thing.

As for knockoffs/counterfeits, eBay is as usual 50% counterfeit, 20% big sellers selling above full price to suckers that get in a bidding war, 20% real but used and 10% scammers. Fakes vary in quality far too much to say anything conclusive about them; there's stuff that'll randomly fall apart and there's things that look perfectly the same and feel arguably better than the originals.

And of course, everyone has seen and knows of the standard $5 unlabeled crap from China. Toy stores and souvenir shops always have some around. Generally far from lifelike, but really the only sane option for destruction.

629 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6656 23:42

>>627 cool, thank you very much!

630 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6657 00:10

>>628
Thank you for showing me Etsy. There are a bunch of amazing things that may bankrupt me immediately.

> ...his little innards are needle-felted by hand out of 100% wool. He comes pinned into his wooden 8 x 10 inch frame, but he is not glued down, so you can take him out and cuddle him if you wish...

631 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6657 14:48

632 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6657 15:55

That /jp/ thread with three DQN in it was fun.

Wow, just think, the entire board was there!

633 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6657 17:10

l AM SO VERY FULL OF HATE

634 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6657 20:10

i love /z/ right now <3

635 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6658 02:43

。・゚(ノД`)゚・。

636 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6658 09:05

My stools have been bloody for the past week. I should probably see a doctor but it's a pain in a language I don't speak and also embarrassing and time consuming.

637 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6658 09:21

>>631
I'd never keep a rat as a pet now. I did have one as kid, though. It rode around on my shoulder, systematically destroyed every toy I gave it, and only lived about 2 years. A fine pet for a disturbed child. Would recommend, A++++.

>>636
Run "bloody stools" through google translate 3-4 times, see what happens.

638 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6658 11:35

What the fuck is /z/. WHat the fuck DQN is doing on forcharn

Reply.

639 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6658 14:18

http://sovietrussia [dot] org/z/

image board

640 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6658 14:27

brain shits cuz sleepin is lame I war Girlfriend dresses a touhou I 1cc Touhou Youyoumu Hard

641 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6658 21:38

No! They lied!
It is not it.

642 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6659 04:47

I want to rub my penis on that miko's armpit. I wouldn't stop until I cummed on both.

643 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6659 05:25

>>642
not are you a necrophiliac you are a pedophile necrophiliac

644 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6659 05:49

The only motivation that I have for learning Japanese would be to insult people in both Japanese and English.

645 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6659 10:56

Something bad apparently happened to >>639-643's minds.

646 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6659 11:31

I don't understand how or why in movies people say "let's see each other tomorrow" and leave without specifying a time or place, then somehow magically meet up anyway.

647 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6659 11:52

Sometimes I wonder if my fears are an adverse-reaction caused by my low self-esteem in relation to my desires.

Captcha: cow

648 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6659 12:53

All of these black friday deals are "minimum 1 per store." It's faith-based shopping.

649 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6659 18:01

>>647
No, my captcha is cow. It isn't yours. Shame on you.

650 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6659 18:41

Believe what you wish dear >>649, but this dokyun's captcha was indeed cow. And now it's gri, was yours gri after you posted with cow?

651 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6659 20:16

>>650
No, mine's muze now. But I'm pretty sure I had gri the other day.

652 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6659 20:26

What's going on with DQN? On the one day it's full of artists, on the other musicians hang out here, on the third some nerds wrestle each other in maths. Drug addicts are replaced with drug critics.

653 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6659 21:26

>>652, maybe we're all the same people.

654 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6660 01:13

When I die and go to hell, it's going to be an endless road trip with my parents.

655 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6660 07:34

lips irritating me.

656 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6660 08:20

I've been posting on a certain imageboard with a name lately and I occasionally attach an image. Strangely enough, no one impersonates me, and I get more hate for using a name than the posters that use a tripcode.

657 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6660 08:51

>>652 i'm nearly all of those people

658 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6660 10:11

>>657
Teach me to succeed in various fields of study, please.

659 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6660 14:56

>>657
Me too.

>>658
I think philosophy helped greatly in my acceptance of various types of creative expression, if for no other reason than that it imparted a greater habit of universal contemplation. What could exist, why, and all its infinite permutations. Every aspect of human advancement simply draws from alternate interpretations of the world we see. A tree's dense wooden rivulets of bark inspire the artist to explore its flowing forms by imagery, while the scientist seeks ratiocination. Maybe it acted as the bridge between the two extremes of mathematical and artistic/theatric thought.

But it's also important to believe you can, without a doubt, achieve competence in whatever you set out to study. Don't be full of yourself. Trust logic and the most obvious answer. If you recall a paragraph about say, surface integration, to the point where you could recreate some equation, apply it and explain its meaning, chances are that you most likely understood what you'd just read. Sadly enough, a lot of people are hindered by nothing but some constant, irrational fear of failure, regardless of the topic at hand. If the piece fits, however, then it's the correct one.

Obvious methods to improve skills requiring intricate dexterity would be finger tapping, drumming, pen twirling. Typing does help keep joints straight while impacting the tips of your fingers, yet this is only a small part of any dexterous activity. Practice hand-eye co-ordination. If sketching, don't be afraid to make large sweeps or repetitive strokes.

I hope this helps somewhat.

660 Name: !9ZQ8CESs4w : 1993-09-6660 15:15

oh god im in so much pain every part of my body is broken and numb

661 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6660 19:21

Videogames in my head! Videogames in my head! Someone, quick, get them out!
no but really I can't stop mentally reviewing maps over and over and over again from terrible games that I used to play in the past
help

662 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6660 19:34

>>661
When I was younger, I played Starcraft a lot. One night I actually had a dream in which all that happened was that I played Starcraft. I remember it was a desert themed map, with compound buildings in a circle around the edge and a huge plateau in the centre. I was playing as Terran. Nothing unusual or out of the ordinary happened; it was just an average game of Starcraft.

Last night I dreamed about Minecraft, and it was not for the first time. I've also had a handful of Touhou dreams, but not nearly as many as I would like. Touhou dreams are the best dreams.

663 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6661 00:13

>>662
I understand how you feel. I used to dream about playing Quake. I'd just play "online" in my head. Nothing extraordinary about it. I started to go a wee bit crazy since the dreams were too realistic and normal, and I began to think I was actually playing online matches while I slept. Fortunately I knew a few regular players and asked them if I had been on, but they assured me I hadn't and suggested I stop playing for a while. I did just that and became sane again.

664 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6661 04:14

Every time I confide in someone I end up regretting it. So fucking sick of being betrayed.

665 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6661 05:55

I'm glad that I never confide anything in anybody.

666 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6661 07:06

FISTING

667 Name: GuessWho!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6661 08:21

In my recent dreams I dote up a cat. I mean my khajiit character from Skyrim video game.

668 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6661 11:09

I'm still disappointed that a champagne bucket is used to chill champagne and not to drink champagne from...

669 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6661 14:49

I keep having dreams that I need to use the bathroom, but the only place to go is an absolutely disgusting hideous public bathroom. The public bathroom is different each time, but it is always disgusting.

Other times I dream that I am playing Megaman X9, and X9 resembles SNES Megaman games. When I am playing, I am unstoppable, and people are admiring my skills.

670 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6663 12:42

There's a button which, if you press it, you get 10,000 dollars! However, first you are sent into a dimension of nothingness, where you will be stuck for 500,000,000 years with nothing but your thoughts to keep you company. After this hellish existence, you will be transported back to the moment you pressed the button, with all your memories erased. Would you press it?

Such is the topic of this manga. Unfortunately I haven't been able to find an English translation of it.
http://umashika-news.jp/archives/51950055.html
As one commenter so adroitly puts it, "こんなDQNじゃ五億年でも宇宙理解できないだろwwwwwwwwwwwww " (these DQNs wouldn't be able to understand the meaning of space even with 500,000,000 years lololol)

671 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6663 13:10

>>670
500 billion years alone with my thoughts? That's worth far more than any amount of money!

672 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6663 13:12

>>671

>billion

Oh god I'm retarded

673 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6663 14:39

>>670
Sounds more like the main point of the button would be the tine you spend alone rather than the money. Can you commit suicide in the nothingness somehow?

674 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6663 14:56

Wait, you instantly forget your time in the 500M years of nothingness? Then there are no consequences at all, basically. Unfortunately, I'd rather have all that time and memories of it. It's too bad you can't bring a book (or all books ever printed in every language, given the time frame).

Also, you need only press the button 28 times to exist longer than the universe. Awesome.

675 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6663 16:53

>>670
I could earn that much money.

676 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6663 19:15

I love the idea of this manga. But unlike a depicted person, I'd spend my time filling that space with my cum.

677 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6663 20:01

>>670
My memories of that time will be erased? Fuck that shit! I want to keep track of the entire time and keep that information as data!

I'll probably go insane from being alone for so long, but I want to experience that and I want to know just how much of that my piece of shit mind can take.

Just thinking about it makes me hard.

678 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6663 22:49

No, you can't commit suicide. The question isn't just about whether or not you would press it, but also if 500 million years of existence has any meaning if nobody remembers it.

Spoilers: The guy goes insane at first, but eventually starts scratching equations and shit into the floor and apparently reaches complete understanding of the universe. But of course, as soon as he reaches enlightenment he's transported back to Earth and has no memory, so he's all "Cool, nothing happened! Let's press it again..."

679 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6663 23:46

>>677

>Just thinking about it makes me hard.

I just want to make sure this is perfectly clear: you get sexually aroused at the prospect of being locked up in a realm of absolute nothingness and being mentally tortured.

Additionally, why 'piece of shit' mind?

680 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6664 05:41

I wonder how existentialism would pan out, knowing that those 500-millions years will essentially be worthless if you couldn't recall them in order to make any contribution to the external world.

681 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6664 14:35

Provided in that 500M years there is no way to kill yourself, and that you won't remember what happened and that you come back the instant you pressed the button... Whats the point of NOT pressing the button?

682 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6664 15:05

I wouldn't press it. The idea of losing my memories frightens me.

683 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6664 15:18

Exactly. The 500M years of solitude is the selling point and I'd want to remember it. On the other hand, would you remember much of anything of your life given a 500M year break from it? Might you forget all of your relatives and go completely insane (and then sane again, and then insane for millions of years at a time). Chances are you'd return from 500M of nothingness an absolutely destroyed wreck of a creature...

If you remembered 500M of nothingness, it might in fact be the most comfortable place for you and you'd just instantly return there, the world of things being too much for you. You'd end up being the ultimate hikikomori.

684 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6664 17:40

>>679
I think your paragraphs explain each other perfectly.

685 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6664 20:10

Damn it. I hate these alternating periods of stunning genius and self-loathing destruction. I have to know everything and yet I am obsessed with archaic pleasures and the base passions of human emotion. It does comfort me to find solace in the recollection of great minds whose lives mine reflect, eg. Poe, Schroedinger, Russell and the like. But they are much more refined than perhaps I shall ever be, which makes my case seem all the more hopeless...

686 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6664 23:23

At first I was going to describe my experience with untreated anxiety disorder, but screw it. I used to feel like >>685. However, nowadays I usually just start looking for some random drawn porn as soon as I feel a [possibly] brilliant idea coming up. Or, well, when I think about my life and easy ways to fix it. They are really easy, but yet impossible for me. I better touch my junk some more instead.
I often remember this: ttp://youtu.be/DzmpKbqEijE

687 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6665 09:17

>>686 here. Wankell engine is up and running for 8 hours. Came about three times already. I wish I could put all that wasted time and energy into something productive. ...something to project my vivid imagination into the external world.

688 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6665 09:41

I think the best reason to learn a foreign language these days is so that you can sound confused when airport security attempts to explain to you that you are smoking in a non-smoking area.

689 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6665 09:53

tokiko the BEST touhou
surely of the ones i know

690 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6665 11:54

Just thinking about how I may be making some pretty stupid decisions in regards to someone I know.

691 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6665 16:07

I need to die.

692 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6666 00:19

>>686
You are me. I've been working on a game for the better part of 3 months. And by working, I mean that I have something that displays an empty window and some stupidly bad programmer art (just some MS paint shapes). I know how to make all of this stuff but I can't be bothered. I want to make all of this stuff but I can't be bothered making all of this stuff. It's that feel you can't describe.

693 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6666 00:37

>>692

Professional game designer here.

It'll get easier once you get used to C+ and you finish the ABU. Try to amp your GPU's line, you'll see what I mean.

Have FAITH.

694 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6666 00:42

>>693
> C+
You mean like, LoseThos?

695 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6666 02:38

Today is 6666 day!

696 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6666 02:52

>>695
You're right! I hadn't noticed. How should we celebrate this auspicious occasion?

697 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6666 04:07

yawn

698 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6666 04:26

ゲーイセックス

699 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6666 09:22

>>693

> C++

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

700 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6666 11:36

Happy Satanday

701 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6666 14:09

I want to learn japanese but I feel like I'm too stupid and too lazy.

702 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6666 15:36

>>701
You aren't. Don't feel, think!

703 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6666 17:02

>>702
What the... what the hell?

704 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6666 18:14

Too many nurds in the liberry.

705 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6666 21:33

You skuashed and punchshed nurds?

706 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6667 03:29

Hahaha. I shouldn't have read my girlfriend's chat logs. Now I'm all incensed and irritated over some seemingly innocuous, trivial conversation she had with some guy while staying at my house. She seemed really excited that they shared interest in a few stupid shows and animes. Hahahahahaha.

FUCK

707 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6667 03:55

"Am I gay, mom?"
"Yes. Yes, you are, son."

708 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6667 07:39

mucus in my mouth, on my teeth, on my lips. Why do I wake up to this?

709 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6667 11:43

点 kinda looks like a hammer on an anvil.

710 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6667 13:40

Evidently this town has a tourism commission and I have no idea why. From the transcript of the latest city council meeting:

>It turns out the only reason people visit this shit town is its proximity to the air force base. Can we build another one? No? OK. Well, on our four month fact-finding trip to places that actually attract tourists, we discovered that they all have one thing in common: nice weather. We've devised a plan to ship the entire town to Long Beach, reassemble it on enormous pontoons, and then tow it 1,600 miles to the southwest. If we purchased every boat on craigslist at the moment... What? No, I'm totally taking my medication, Mr. Mayor. You don't need to call security, I'll leave...

711 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6668 03:21

I feel incredibly depressed. For no reason. I hate this. I'd go to YouTube and look at some cats or whatever but I can't be bothered. I'm not tired and it's 4. I don't feel like doing anything.

712 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6668 07:31

>>711
Everything is pretty much meaningless. If tomorrow humankind ceased to exist, it would make no difference.

713 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6668 12:39

>>712

Except for the fact that it would make a difference to us. I don't know about you, but the teenage angst stuff gets old past 13.

714 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6668 14:24

Parents 'subtly' pressuring me to go on to do honours at university, despite the fact that it's rapidly becoming deprecated and pursuing an honours in modern history is hardly likely to make me any more employable at the end. Not only that, but I bullshitted up some proposal just because I was being pressured and would hate to actually study it.

More infuriating is the fact that the first thing my parents did upon finding out that I'd received some mail from the history department informing me that I was likely eligible for honours was to ring up all the family friends and say "He's eligible! He's eligible he's an honours kid!". Goddamnit guys way to try and force a decision.

Whining like this is hardly conducive to getting shit done so yeah. LJ bullshit out.

715 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6668 15:58

>>713

Would obviously make a difference to any of us, objectively speaking, but I don't see how I would care much. Blunted affect, unfortunately, never gets old.

I'm quite sure that >>712san was just being witty though.

716 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6668 16:52

"Optimists are retards"

I agree.

>>713
Calm down there, you butthole, you.

717 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6668 17:24

Oh look, everything's fine today. Possibly. Apart from this gigantic Dungeon Defenders update when I was just going to play it. Steam totally ruined my day and it only just started.

718 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6668 21:45

Dear MTV:

Was that episode of Beavis and Butthead with the rat written just for me?

719 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6668 21:52

I am unaccountably happy today.

720 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6668 23:14

Sariel brutally optimizes.

721 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6668 23:57

>>713
No, it wouldn't. Unless you paradoxically survived.

722 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6669 01:06

Bloodline Champions kept asking me to install XNA 3.1. So I did. And it kept asking, until I got tired of it and uninstalled. A shame really, the game looked cool.

723 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6669 15:49

i like the smell of my willy after sex.

724 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6669 15:51

I fail at watching anime.

725 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6669 16:27

>>723
Me too :o

726 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6670 02:43

You know what I think, Punpun?

There's a loneliness that's part of living as a human being, that you can never get rid of.

If, no matter how much you seek or hurt each other, they can never find full understanding with one another, then what are they supposed to believe in, you know?

727 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6670 11:33

>>724
So do I. Everytime I start watching a new series I just watch a few episodes and forget about it.

728 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6670 13:50

Fancy Lala was the best mahou shoujo ever.

729 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6670 15:13

I have the two biggest retards in the world sitting in front of me. I wish I could punch their teeth in.

730 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6670 18:58

>>727
Me too! Although my OCD kicks in if I remember I haven't watched a series completely...

731 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6671 00:58

i usually watch an episode of an anime with a meal, just now i'm up to series two episode 16 of school rumble... i liked series 1 but series 2 has felt like it's treading water a bit for a while, though it's picking up again. Some of the newer characters are pretty annoying I'm looking forward to the end, I hope they don't just milk it more.

732 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6671 07:27

Had to break into my own house just now.

733 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6671 11:25

want to watch anime with all my kawaii tomodachiz an' ting

734 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6671 15:43

>>732 I absent-mindedly looked for a "like" button for your post there.

735 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6671 23:12

(☞゚O゚)☞ wow! what a clever emoticon I found!

736 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6671 23:26

Ashura is pretty.

737 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6672 10:36

My name is ( ˃ ヮ˂) and I am DQN

738 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6672 12:09

i am gill scott-heron. i ahev a white beard and i study blues. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and do a spoken word performance

739 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6672 12:47

I find it hard not only to meet new people afk, but to move on to new boards or forums.

My disgust of humankind reached the new height.

740 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6672 13:41

>>739
Indeed.

741 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6672 14:02

>>738
I wish he'd come perform in my kitchen.

742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6672 17:25

...naked

743 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6672 22:51

>>739
Please don't move on to other boards. For all I know it's just you and I here!

744 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6673 00:53

I feel uninspired. And tired.
Let's try our best.

Ganbatte dokyuns!!

745 Name: ( ゚ ゚) : 1993-09-6673 02:05

* ENERGY BEAMER *

746 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6673 09:01

I feel fear for some irrational reason. I cannot understand why when I am in a sealed room, alone.

747 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6673 09:23

I am a beast of nature and logic.
I pick fish out of water with my beak.

748 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6673 10:09

>>739

can i have the old height if youre done with it

749 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6673 13:04

I used to read a lot of fanfiction, and whenever I am curious about a new series/manga/whatever one of the first things I do is to look for fanfiction about it. But in the last few years I am seeing less and less decent, readable fanfiction and more and more instances of what I can only describe of some poor soul opening a vein and spraying pure, distilled autism all over the screen. It is proactively and hostilely acutely unpleasant to read. "Ghastly" is not too strong a word. It's already been enough to turn me off several promising series, and sometimes I ponder giving up on amateur fiction altogether.

750 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6673 19:57

My mother wants a specific book for Christmas. It's about local history, so not mass-produced and not on Amazon or any online retailer for that matter. OK. Find the publisher. It's in Quebec and that's really far away from HERE. Weird but whatever. Can you order online? NO. You can e-mail them through a form, though. OK. I e-mail them and expect to get a form I can print out and remit with payment. Weeks pass. Nothing. Today I get the book itself in the mail. I never paid them.

This business model terrifies and confuses me...

751 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6674 01:04

>>750
You'd be surprised what you can get for free with an interest in local-ish history. There are lots of old men that care more for telling stories than getting money.

752 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6674 04:05

Lately I keep overhearing people talk shit about me behind my back. At least, talking shit about people whose descriptions sound way too similar to mine for me to write it off as a coincidence.

Maybe I'm just getting paranoid, but it's pissing me off.

753 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6674 04:52

>>752
We're watching you, scum.

754 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6674 08:56

You know that one guy who posts sometimes here on DQN and is really paranoid? For example, he posted in the post your current thought thread just recently. Yeah, you know who I'm talking about. Anyway, he smells.

755 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6675 07:07

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756 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6675 20:09

>>755

> adetrh
> heartd
> tharde
> detahr
> redhat

Did I find them all?
Do I win a prize?

757 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6675 23:03

>>756, you missed

> theard

Good game though, thank you for participating.

758 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6676 04:28

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759 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6676 17:53

Earlier today I was looking at the digital time display in a car and I noticed that 17:07 upside down looks like "LOLI". I almost chuckled.

760 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6677 00:50

Various side effects may include: nausea, dizziness, visual disturbances, decreased sexual function, a distinct urge to belt out Guile's Theme in a shaky alto while showering, inability to stay seated, intense introspection, sensitivity to light, and a sense of peace and unity with the world.

761 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6677 11:45

762 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6677 13:43

Excerpts from observations of my housemate's diet, week 171:

  • 12 microwavable white castle burgers and warm Pabst Genuine Draft
  • corn sandwich (canned corn, mayonnaise, bread)
  • sauerkraut sandwich (see above, less corn)

763 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6677 13:57

>>762
ew, what.

764 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6677 17:57

>>762 wow a sweetcorn and mayonnaise sandwich sounds awesome!

765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6677 21:07

( ゚ -゚) Not wearing strawberry earmuffs, pink mittens, and red-white knee-high socks.

766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6677 23:37

>>762 now how are you collecting these data? surreptitious observance? ingredient counting? active request?

767 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6678 00:01

What's peculiar is that you equate mallard taste in entertainment, and potential derision from birds who do not share the same seed, with the systematic poaching of avians based on the nest into which they were born. No one has ever been denied feathers, wings, talons, or even a beak due to their fondness for these eggs, while people at this moment suffer from this and more merely because of the color of their plumage, including in societies that have claimed to banish this boogieman. this boogie, boogie, boogie boogiema~an. He'll trade you dimes for nickles, tell you elephants are pickles, that boogie, boogie, boogie, boogie man.

768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6678 01:04

769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6679 01:39

why do so many girls want to lick my bumhole?

770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6679 14:06

Nil faciet longi mensura incognita nervi.

771 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6679 15:31

Timeo libri rex aguitur, that sentence is incorrect, but it's what I found to be the most… fitting.

772 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6679 15:53

Though I've stood here before, surrounded by kooks,
It is my Destiny to the the King of Books.

773 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6679 18:19

Every time I write something a little thoughtful in the novel thread some shitposter comes along and fucks the story up entirely.

774 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6679 19:06

The same happens for every of us, >>773. You just have to cope with it for a little while.

775 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6679 23:51

>>773
But that's kind of why I like that thread.

Am I a bad person?

776 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6680 01:15

Self-loathing is back in style.

777 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6680 01:28

I just told a girl i want her to menstruate all over my body and bed and carpet and she giggled and said that's hot, YISSSSS

778 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6680 02:42

my captcha is "shitt" like my post

779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6680 17:37

>>778
This isn't the captcha thread, shosh your mouth.

780 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6680 22:20

>>779
But it was brain that was doing the talking, as per this thread's theme!

On a side note my verification is "shat", the past participle of "shit."

781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6680 23:59

Ramooooonaaaa
Ramoooooonaaaaaa
Aaah

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6681 03:19

shitposter more like shiprosett

more like shiptoaster, hisspotter pisshoster

ross hospital in: legend of the death ship

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6681 04:21

shitpoast
shitproast
shitroast
shitcoast
shithost

784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6681 07:21

poop

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6681 09:26

meat roast

786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6681 14:20

Sheep mansion. A mansion for sheep.

787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6681 14:57

>>782 i liked that post

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6681 20:44

My tongue doesn't taste like anything

789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6681 22:15

If I make an entertaining shitpost, am I shitposting or not?

790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6681 22:17

>>789
Yes.

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6681 23:04

Hi, I'm Hank Spam and I sell shitposts and shitpost accessories.

792 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6681 23:11

Melba toasts.

793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6682 00:06

I like eggs~

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6682 01:53

I'm going up the country.
Babe, don't you wanna go?
I'm going up the country.
Babe, don't you wanna go?
I'm going to some place
where I've never been before.

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6682 04:21

http://postimage.org/image/9lw0420cb/

is this not such a perfect poetic life-affirming image /dqn/

796 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6682 06:01

>>792
thats my grandma's name. She really likes peach melbas.

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6682 08:20

>>794
Goin up country by canned heat, right? I only know that because it was used in a Halo video.

798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6682 11:27

>>793
http://iloveegg.co.kr/eng_index.htm#
Click "English" under song.

799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6682 15:30

Sometimes I stop by to check DQN mid masturbation.

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6682 18:40

801 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6682 22:22

Captain's Log, Stardate 65427.3. Skipped lectures and studies finally made my situation unrecoverable. My last hope is to get a job in a short time before I turn into a hikikomori for the last time.

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6682 22:26

>>799
I hope you see this while you're masturbating.

803 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6683 01:04

We should make a thread full of AA porn just for >>799

804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6683 11:07

I used to eat party peanuts, but now I prefer dry roasted. I guess I'm just not a party person.

805 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6683 11:55

806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6683 12:03

807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6683 13:30

Sage is for jerks

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6683 15:18

Everything is okay

809 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6683 16:22

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810 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6684 00:23

Sage is for jerks and for assholes. If you are going to sage because you don't feel that your post is useful or contributing to the thread then don't post at all. Otherwise, cross your fingers, click on "Reply" and hope for the best - just like I did!

You can also add a tripcode to pack a punch.

811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) !Es5ukhGluc : 1993-09-6684 03:56

*punches >>810*

812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6684 04:08

No knowledge of anything, yet willing to go around and spread the disgusting ugliness that is their existence.

813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6684 05:10

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6684 09:59

There is a VIP and reddit conspiracy to make visitors of DQN fight among themselves and generally stop having fun.
They pay poor people $0.5 per post to make provocative or offensive posts to influence opinions of general DQN public.

815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6684 12:24

DQN will pay you $0.78 per quality post. Just post your routing number with your post for an instant transfer!

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6684 16:59

Huh.

817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6684 21:52

>>812, I'm sorry orz

818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6684 23:39

>>815
But reddit pays cash.
Yet VIPcoins are much more popular because people want to learn about the secret place that Daddy Cool keeps promising them in exchange for a sufficient payment.

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6685 02:29

Alors on danse

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6685 04:04

looking back i must often look like such a dork on the dancefloor

but i love to dance...

821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6685 12:11

( ゚ -゚) I don't remember when I last danced on public...
More than that I don't remember when was the last time I went outside. I think there wasn't any snow on the streets and sky was clear back then.

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6685 13:04

Grow up and blow away~~~

823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6685 14:38

Oh god I had a nosebleed when I was asleep and it all went down the back of my throat and now I keep coughing up blood mixed with phlegm and it isn't very nice.

824 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6685 15:56

>>823
UPDATE: My mouth tastes like overripe pineapple. Not sure what to make of this.

825 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6685 17:24

Obviously, >>824 has a pineapple for a head.

826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6685 18:43

>>824
Have you consumed overripe pineapple?
This is important.

827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6685 19:29

>>825
I'm not sure that's an entirely logical assumption to make. In my experience, pineapples don't tend to suffer nosebleeds.

>>826
No, which makes it all the more unusual.

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6685 22:48

Sometimes I just wish somebody would tell me what to do. I see the appeal of religion.

829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6685 23:03

Just mailed off some Christmas cards to Anons from an imageboard I frequent. I hope they enjoy them. It was fun writing them.

830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6686 01:18

>>827, do you live in a pineapple under the sea?

831 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6686 12:46

>>828, just pick something and stick with it!!

832 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6686 13:42

Whenever that girl says "uguu~", I want to punch her in the face.

833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6686 16:59

Do real people really say "uguu~"?

834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6686 17:02

I'm not a real people.

835 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6686 20:09

This morning I dreamed I was listening to a video game remix by ITALIAN VIPPER, and when the song ended I was recommended music by other VIP and DQN artists.

836 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6687 11:10

837 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6688 00:36

I'm not even a year old. I'll be eternally a toddler!!

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6688 02:05

>828

Magic is not, and has never been, real. Live your life how YOU WANT.

839 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6688 02:11

I can, and will do better!!!!

840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6688 12:42

I don't recall swallowing a meteorite, but it sure felt like I just passed one. Life greatly improved, would shit again, A++++++++++++

841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6688 13:16

>>840
YoU wIlL EnjOy BuMsEX If U liKe ShItTiNg ;)

842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6688 14:34

Open are the double doors of the horizon
Unlocked are its bolts

843 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6688 20:36

I actually like my new glasses.

844 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6688 22:39

845 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6688 23:33

>>843
Describe them please! I like glasses.

846 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6688 23:50

would a hypernekko wear binoculars?

847 Name: <^ ヮ^> : 1993-09-6689 02:56

In honor of Dear Leader and the fact that I'm sick at the moment, I've decided to post excerpts from Espeon's adventure in North Korea. I stopped writing it because it went on too long and also fuck you. That's why.

The best thing about an assignment in Pyongyang was that after ten o'clock at night, you could drive at two hundred and fifty kilometers per hour right down the Boulevard of Socialism's Victory and not a single cop is willing or able to stop you. Diplomatic plates on a flashy black German car helped but were only a small part of the equation. For the most-part, a lowly civil servant on seeing something of this nature assumed it was just important Party business and was completely unwilling to intercede. If they managed to see the lack of a party emblem, what few cops there were on the streets after dark all drove ancient Soviet-made two-stroke Ladas whose top speed peaked at around ninety and that was only if they were dropped from an airplane.

848 Name: <^ ヮ^> : 1993-09-6689 02:58

The store for foreigners was pathetic these days. The shelves on last visit contained two packets of dried Miso soup, a solitary roll of toilet paper, and six pack of Heineken beer with one bottle replaced by a dreadful and often entirely uncarbonated local brand... in a can. So it was that the Swedish mission in Beijing had to ship everything to them and packed up all they needed including diesel packed into three liter cans for their generator and shipped it by air every week to the Swedish mission here. Ultimately, this inability for Westerners to do without amounted to 8% of Air Koryo's overall business last year. The Nepalese mission a few doors down just happily lived with power outages and scraping by for food. Perhaps it reminded them of the good old days…

849 Name: <^ ヮ^> : 1993-09-6689 03:00

The second best thing about an assignment in Pyongyang was that was a good story to tell and foreign newspapers and intelligence agencies would always come to you once you were home to ask you all about your experiences, sheltered as though they may be. It wasn’t like you could so much as leave the city without a minder and the locals’ standard greeting for foreigners was quiet panic and to cross an empty eight-lane road to get away from you. It wasn’t as though there was anything to actually do, either: North Koreans weren’t allowed to leave the country, Swedes weren’t allowed to visit, and there was absolutely no trade between the two. Their only real job was to serve as the neutral voice of the West should any American fool stumble into the country on a mission of God or a misguided sense of adventure. Then it was a matter of making sure the North Koreans didn’t beat their prisoner to death and call the office of an ex-President to come and retrieve them.

850 Name: <^ ヮ^> : 1993-09-6689 03:02

... and it just goes on like that. But most of it's on my other computer and it's not very good. But yeah, Espeon inadvertently starts WWIII after getting involved in fatal kinky sex with Kim Jong-Eun. That's all.

Also suck it. I'm tired and delirious.

851 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6689 04:26

>>850
I liked that a lot.

On an unrelated note, I've somehow waited years to listen to Act II from The Protomen. It's beautiful and I'm in tears.

852 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6689 06:54

>>851

Wait, what was that? Did I write it?

853 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6689 07:39

>>852
Maybe Espeon channeled himself through you in order to spread the tale of his adventures.

854 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6689 07:47

>>853
Espeon works in mysterious ways. And steals a lot of wallets. Was it something here? Sometimes I'm a lot of things here.

Did Espeon drive me crazy? ...

855 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6689 13:24

wwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Please, post post the rest, >>847-850-san. I like it a lot!

856 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6689 16:52

This story feels almost like something from Hunter S. Thompson (pbuh).

"We were just outside of Chongwon when the drugs began to take hold..."

857 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6689 20:22

i love u espeon

858 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6689 20:31

al i want 4 chistmas is 4 espion to come to my house an snugle with me under al balnkets '___;

859 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6689 23:42

>>858
Let's both dream about it, maybe it will come true!

860 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6690 05:47

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1314324451/390,391

/!\ HURT FEELINGS /!\

now to watch CHARLIE BROWN X-MAS.

861 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6691 01:15

1Q84 is pretty awesome. It's a shame I keep accidentally calling it IQ 84.

862 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6691 06:44

I'm sure none of this would have happened had I refrained from partaking in that parting eggnog. Strong rum! But eh, it's yet another interesting experience in my repertoire of the ages, and for that I welcome it fully.

863 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6691 08:54

>>862
Did you sing explicit pirate songs?

864 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6691 17:26

865 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6691 22:10

That stunt on the roof was pretty dangerous, and I did not even come down with the right arrow, but it was really fun. My friends are so funny.

866 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6691 23:07

>>865
I used to do stunts on the roof, then I took a right arrow to the knee.

867 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6692 00:00

The right knee?

868 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6692 00:10

The bong I got for Christmas is quite good, but I am unsure of when I will come down. It's for my own development, anyway.

869 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6692 01:16

>>868
I'm no expert when it comes to drugs, but what makes a bong good or bad?

870 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6692 02:17

I wonder how it would feel if I rubbed that thing on my penis...

871 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6692 03:34

>>866
I used to make Skyrim jokes but then I realized that no one played Skyrim but me.

872 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6692 08:39

The Stand is readable

873 Name: Ji!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6692 09:38

>>871
I adore Skyrim! I used to appreciate a good joke about arrows, until I took a dick through the chest.

874 Name: Ji!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6692 09:39

This one should have used "this one" instead of "I" in the previous post. Foolish khajiit.

875 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6692 16:52

I must forgive her, that love thief...
Aren’t I pure, a good person?
For that woman, devil, love thief,
Hell is waiting.

876 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6692 16:54

>>872, you won't like the ending.

877 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6692 20:04

>>876 Yeah. Just like A Yankee in King Arthur's Court, when struggling with a lack of an ending, Steven King just went for the Deus ex Machina.

And this will be the last time anyone will compare Steven King to Mark Twain. In this thread, anyhow.

878 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6692 20:18

I REAALY FEEL LIKE PLAYING HALO ODST BUT MY XBOX HAS AN E71 ERROR!!!!!!!!!

879 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6692 21:37

>>869 I am not >>868 but from experience I have used cheap little plastic bongs, and some of them weren't very good, like they leaked water and stuff. Bigger bongs mean you can take a bigger hit of smoke. I'm not sure what effect the materials used makes, though glass bongs certainly look and feel nicer than plastic ones. That said, I do love my big green plastic one. I've named her Fluttershy :3 And you can get big fancy complex glass ones with multiple cooling chambers and things like that, though I haven't tried one like that yet.

880 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6693 09:44

If a thread asks about what I'm thinking right now, isn't it supposed to be about the thread?
^
That's what I'm thinking right now.

881 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6693 17:58

Sometimes, I turn on some music, turn single track repeat on and hours pass by before I realize it. Then I realize that I've been listening to 35 seconds of looped video game music for hours on end, get unhappy and do nothing to fix it because it's so good.

882 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6694 02:38

Sleep deprivation creates miracles.

883 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6694 03:31

The outro from Clannad is really peaceful.

884 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6694 03:57

In Japanese class we would make inappropriate giggles this one lesson because

  • "every morning" sounds like "my ass"
  • "every evening" sounds like "my bum"
  • and "every year" sounds like "my tushie"

885 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6694 08:49

This is the best character: ❣
It looks like a heart-shaped exclamation mark. I think it is very cute.

886 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6694 08:49

887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6694 10:09

888 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6694 11:27

I usually buy the cheapest supermarket's own-brand toilet paper, but while I was home for christmas my mother bought me lots of supplies to take back with me including some fancy Andrex paper, and when I got back to my own home I see my flatmate has bought some midrange not-cheap-but-not-fancy paper. I just had a jobby and scrumpled all three kinds of paper together to give my botty a sensual overload of contrasting textures. As I flushed the toilet I thought "I must tell dqn about this"

889 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6694 21:18

Often even those people who have no qualms about talking about sex, are squeamish about discussing shitting. I wonder why are they so repressed.

890 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6695 03:12

I think I'm at risk for alcoholism. And schizophrenia. But damn, there's nothing like whiskey to calm the nerves.

891 Name: tristan2001 : 1993-09-6695 07:11

pi/z/za day... beWaRe o__0

892 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6695 14:39

Gödel's incompleteness theorems are like being kicked in the balls.

893 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6695 23:45

Did I seriously just misspell "target" as "tergate"? I did as well. Oh goodness.

894 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6696 00:54

I am going outt for pizzz day with the family tomorow on NEW YEARS EVE! HAPPY NEW YEARS CHANNEL 4!!!
GOODBYE 2011, THE YEAR THAT COPYRIGHTS BULLIED HUMAN RIGHTS!

895 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6696 04:01

>>894
nice! I had pizza today (pepperoni) it was really good

ate it alone though :(

896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6696 16:35

I guess it's weird that I'm going to eat pizza today as well.

It is my favorite food and I just had to have it today, even if I forgot that it was New Years and stuff.

897 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6696 16:48

Happy Mew Year, everynyan!

898 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6696 16:58

Pizzapizzapizza today.
ALSO HAPPY NEW YEAR GUISE

899 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6696 16:59

I had meat feast pizza the other night and i put coleslaw and marshmallows on it, it was nice

900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6696 19:15

>>899
oh god you're pregnant, aren't you? you said you were on the pill!

901 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6696 19:34

Coleslaw is disgusting in my eyes and I refuse to eat it.

902 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6696 21:21

Happy New Year! Hey! Anon!! Don't crap out on your resolutions this year, okay?

Are we goning to hit >>1000 before midnight?

903 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6696 21:29

It's 1993. It will be 1993 tomorrow too...

904 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6696 21:37

As I get older I realize that my friends divided themselves into two distinct groups: (1) Those that paired off with members of the opposite sex and led normal lives and (2) those that didn't.

It seems my choices for New Year's Eve parties this year are as follows: lame parties that serve white wine in plastic cups continually interrupted by screaming children OR drug-fueled orgies that ultimately end in arson and revenge.

905 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6697 00:19

Happy Halloween, DQN!

906 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6697 00:21

I got drunk and then spent some time posting my secrets on the internet. I wish I posted on DQN instead. I don't even remember what I posted and where. At least we would know each other better if I posted it here. I'll think about it.

Maybe next year... Maybe next year...

907 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6697 01:06

I hope 2012 will be ace, brill, rad and/or swell for all you.

908 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6697 01:29

>>906
That's why you're not cool, Espeon.

>>907
Why can't you just say, "Happy New Year", nano desu?

Happy New Year, everybody, uguu〜!

909 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6697 04:31

910 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6697 05:14

Happy VIP Year everybody! Oh wait, wrong board... Happy DQN(?) Year!

911 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6697 07:09

Happy birthday

slimely

912 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6697 07:09

Obama just signed the NDAA into law and Japan was hit with a 7.0 magnatude earthquake.
I'm two thousand twelve and what is this?

913 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6697 07:10

>>911 my first captcha of the day was slimely

914 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6697 07:34

I wonder if everyone here is in the Mountain Time Zone.

915 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6697 10:16

>>908 and you're totally mainstream

916 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6697 12:25

I'm disappointed that there are no crossovers of Hatsune Miku and M*A*S*H (nor Korean and Vietnam wars at all).

917 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6697 17:25

Oh god, not again. I'm so worried, I might actually get sick.

918 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6697 17:26

> I'm two thousand twelve and what is this?

This is going to be my new favourite meme. Well done, >>912-kun.

919 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6697 17:30

How could the dog be the leader of the troupe ?

920 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6697 18:09

LIEBE!

921 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6697 19:54

Thank you >>918-sama.

922 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6698 01:01

I want to catch espeon and dress her up like a hipster.

923 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6698 01:49

>>922 Go away espeon.

924 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6698 01:59

Why the hell did I just ctrl-v into the name field?

925 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6698 02:59

>>922
She might make a cute scene girl.

926 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6698 04:10

>>925
And then her balls popped out.

927 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6698 06:21

>>926
Cute before balls popping out -> rapeable regardless of gender

928 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6698 18:42

It isn't "her" if balls pop out.

929 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6698 23:19

What if they're ben-wa balls? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh?

930 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6699 12:51

>>928, shhh... It's okay, it's okay.

931 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6700 22:50

918 in the CTRL+C CTRL+V made me want a prostate orgasm. PLEASURE ME, DQN.

932 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6700 23:41

I know that these anime/manga aren't spectacular in any way, but how in the fuck is Black Cat an alternative story to To Love-Ru?

933 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6701 00:44

>>931
Lather a finger in vegetable oil and shove it up your bum. That's what I used to do.

934 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6701 07:58

>>933
Why did you stop doing it?

935 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6701 08:49

It's really hard to write a rape fantasy when you don't know the sex of the rapee...

936 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6701 09:34

>>935
Futa. There's a vagina between the dick and asshole.

Also, why so lewd today /dqn/? Katawa Shoujo giving you dirty thoughts?

937 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6701 11:05

>>934
The transition from horny sixteen year-old to apathetic twenty-one year-old has quite effectively annihilated my sex drive.

938 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6701 11:28

>>936
Speaking of Katawa Shoujo, I'm playing it right now and one question plagues my mind.
Shouldn't it be called Katawa no Shoujou?

939 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6701 12:46

>>937
It's kind of a reversal for me. Maybe I hit my puberty around 20. What if its truuue?!

940 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6701 15:03

>>931 maybe we're all linked here in some way, pretty much exactly when that post was posted I was in the shower giving my bumhole a jolly rogering using banana+coconut lotion as lube

941 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6701 22:20

Incest is a bitch. Though I suppose it makes life more interesting. Though I suppose it's unethical nonetheless. Though I suppose that even if it plays into the agenda of the highly intellectual child rapists, I don't have much of a choice anyway, apart from fleeing into drug abuse, playing hippy saint. A hippy saint nobody loves, unless they would know the entire background story, which nobody wants to hear.

942 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6701 23:11

>>941
So much, "Though I suppose."
Might you have bipolar disorder?

943 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6702 11:58

>>938
It should indeed be either that or Katawa na Shoujo, if you are going to use it in a sentence. When it comes to titles, though, Japanese tend to omit the particles they don't deem necessary. Notice how e.g. the Tale of Genji is called Genji Monogatari as opposed to Genji no Monogatari.

944 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6702 16:10

Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one posting in text-boards.

945 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6702 16:40

>>944 I think of posting on textboards as a cute little patch in the wonderful quilt that is me ☆ (⌒▽⌒) ☆

946 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6702 16:41

>>938
>>943
It is not that different in English; think of all those superheroes who are "noun man". Welp, here is "disability girl". The only question is which one.

Besides, the title came from a native Japanese speaker's idea so....

947 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6702 18:20

>>946

> Besides, the title came from a native Japanese speaker's idea so....

True, but don't forget they still got a few things wrong. Handshaking and such.

948 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6703 03:46

>>945
What is "now"? How is one distinct from one's surroundings? How is it so easy to become lost in the vicissitudes of everyday life?
My birth, life, and death are completely and perfectly embodied within a singular, swirling, multitudinous instant. Am I okay with this?

949 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6703 15:09

just a little empty dude with a little empty wallet and a little empty head

950 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6703 16:18

>>947 yes, well, that is a completely different complaint.

951 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6703 18:02

I fucking love the emergency mittens

952 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6703 18:19

(^ω^;) hai guise, wuts goin on in dis thred?

953 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6703 21:21

Oh god, the alcohol in this eggnog is horrible. I don't want to drink this any more.

954 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6704 00:00

Why aren't I thinking of anything

955 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6704 04:14

>>954 Because you are FEELING.

956 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6704 11:37

Isn't >>949 a Modest Mouse song?

957 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6704 13:21

> Sunlight Souffle'
> Ingredients
> ...
> A Cupful of Ground Nutmeg

( ◕ヮ◕) what the christ

958 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6704 18:00

Yay!

959 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6704 21:14

I got my work done in an hour. I'm telling my client it took 8.

He's such a gullible sap...

960 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6704 21:27

>>959
I like you.

I HAVE A NEW JOB AT A THAI FOOD PLACE!

961 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6704 21:46

>>960
CONGRATULATION!
YOU ARE WONDERFUL PLAYER!
TRY TO EXTRA STAGE!

962 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6705 09:02

school starts in 8 hours, am i prepared

963 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6705 09:09

hello i am nigerian sorcerer i transform you to little girl if pay me enough ;)

964 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6705 09:53

>>963
I would pay quite a bit much to experience that.

965 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6705 11:44

pays a fat stack of cash

966 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6705 18:41

>>964 is m00t.

967 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6705 20:11

Stupid catchy power a cappella, this must be the 50th time I've listened to the song the past week.

968 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6705 22:40

I got a bitchin' knife yesterday. It has the Star of Life on it, so I guess that it might be a knife meant for EMS. It's edge seems to be surgically sharp, so I can definitely fuck somebody up if I were to use it on them.

969 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6706 03:58

there is a blank file on my hard drive called "Francesca Lucchini says", no extension, no size, no path in properties. i cannot delete it in any way

970 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6706 04:16

just a sjis cat on an aa table

971 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6706 04:19

Just stopped mid-masturbation to google "what percentage of uk are amputees", didn't find any clear statistics straight away, then made this post

972 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6706 10:20

I wonder what would a penis-given girl with diabetes' semen taste like after drinking at least one litre of apple juice. Probably delicious.

973 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6706 10:45

Note to self: schizoid personality does not mix well with clingy girlfriend.

974 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6706 16:53

>>973
Really?
But that's like, my dream.

975 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6706 17:42

Why am I so exhausted? It's not like I've actually done anything today.

976 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6706 17:52

>>975
Welcome to the wonderful world of depression.

977 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6706 19:53

Dammit, after reading http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1314324451/455 I want to know if it's feasible to turn a transport heli into a motor home.
Also, why does refreshing the captcha sometimes not work on Google Chrome lately

978 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6706 20:31

>>977
I've been having problems with it in FF. So I don't think it's our browser.
Also use Iron instead.

979 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6706 22:20

>>974
Which are you - the schizoid or the girlfriend?

980 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6706 23:42

dongus molongus

981 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6706 23:55

I'm my own girlfriend.

982 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6707 00:12

And I'm proposing to myself on DQN.

983 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6707 04:21

Oh wow I just got asked to play guitar live in a 3D hatsune miku concert in 2013, how exciting!

984 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6707 05:10

>>977
Delete your cookies. I think the problem might be 4-ch setting multiple of them and getting confused.

>>978

> use Iron instead.

Might as well just use Chromium.
http://chromium.hybridsource.org/the-iron-scam

985 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6707 15:29

Don't shatter my dreams, yet, DQN.

986 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6707 16:52

How do I get out of the responsibilities of my life without suicide and/or debilitating head injuries?

987 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6707 18:34

>>983
Congrats, DQN!

988 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6707 19:07

All of a sudden, this thread is nearly over. Scary.

989 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6707 19:38

>>983
Prove it.

990 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6707 20:25

>>989
http://miku-uk.com/
it's still early days in the project; when i said to the guy in charge I'd help I thought I'd be like designing logos and doing artwork for it but now he's asked me to play guitar too. I'm not sure how much I'm allowed to say about progress, but it's all rather exciting!

991 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6707 22:31

I feel like shit. I hate everything. I know this feeling will go away by the afternoon but for now I just want to crawl into bed and disappear.

992 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6707 22:40

>>992
Let's sleep together~

993 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6707 23:21

I'm happy for you, >>983,990-san

994 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6707 23:29

>>991,992
May I come? We can do a pajama party if you like! Also, if I covered up my tripcode and we all snuggled together like three dokyuns, it'd be an all-DQN sleepover with all posters present!ww

995 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6708 10:56

So I've discovered the best video game ever: Turbo Floorplan Home and Land Professional version 12.

996 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6708 11:52

Damn this is hot - needs more tongue twisters

997 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6708 12:37

>>995
That reminds me, when I was young, I went to a museum where they had a computer with an example of floorplanning software used by architects. Placing those walls and doors on the virtual blueprint was the most fun experience in my life. I begged my parents to get it for me, but the closest they could find was the 3D "virtual homespace builder", which although fun in its own way, was nothing like the simple but beautiful 2D floor plan maker I was looking for.

998 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6708 15:02

>>997
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dream_House_(video_game)
^^ My mother had this game for the Commodore 64. As kids, we liked to make fucked up houses: solid red walls, rooms full of washing machines.

Basically, my favorte video game of the moment is the Sims without the distraction of game play...

999 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6708 15:07

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