The Previous Poster (41)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6713 01:04

>0 is out of ideas but posted a thread anyway.

2 Name: Mr. 2 GET likes to 2 GET : 1993-09-6713 01:33

Like many other aspects in his life, >>1 was too eager and couldn't hold on long enough to 2 GET

My captcha is vip wow

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6713 01:38

I demand >>2 take over this thread to show us the parallel, assuredly nerdy universe wherein the questions of all previous posters will be answered with haste, all previous posters themselves are victim of some ridiculous, apocryphal medical conditions, >>71 is still handsome and amiable and intelligent, all posters are from Something Awful and Grandpa never died.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6713 01:52

>>3 Is such a huge nerd that he is mentioned several times in 2 different threads.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6713 03:00

I quite like >>4

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6713 03:38

>>5 is such a suckup...

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6713 04:38

>>6 wanted to contribute to the <a href="http://vip-quality.org/wiki/">VIP Quality Wiki</a> but couldn't think of anything to add.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6713 04:39

>>7 knew about the HTML drop-down box but forgot about it in a masturbatory fury.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6713 05:08

>>8 will post rather a lot in this thread. You can catch his upcoming comments in >>16, >>20, >>31, >>54 and >>101. He will also purposely cause his future post numbers to begin a geometric sequence.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6713 05:10

>>9 Is a NEET and has been a NEET for at least 2 years.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6713 17:45

>>10 is NEET both today and tomorrow, but it's okay slowly.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6713 18:35

>>11 translates Japanese fan videos into broken English.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6713 20:17

>>12 jerks off exclusively to anime porn.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6714 00:16

>>13 works 16 hours a day to get in the Guiness Book Of World Records under "Most XBOX 360 achievements unlocked."

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6714 10:08

>>14 might casually undermine >>13's heroic efforts out of absolute boredom.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6722 22:48

>>15 knows every perverted Japanese word there is, but lacks to motovstion to find a woman to try them on.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6722 23:41

>>16 posts in The Previous ██████ thread.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6723 19:23

>>17 likes to wear socks with sandals

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6723 19:39

>>18 considers himself "elite" like in "elite dog" or "elite rice".

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6724 06:42

　　　人　　　　
　　（＿_）　　　　
　 （＿＿）　　　
　（ ＿＿ ）　　　　
　（　・∀・）　＜　My name is Squeeks and >>19
　（つ　　 つ　　　sucks dick like the rest of those
　｜ ｜　|　　　　　posters in "The Previous Poster" thread
　（_＿）＿）

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6740 00:45

>>20 Wears a shitty hat in real life because DQN is such an inspiration to him.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6740 03:21

>>21 is Espeon posting anonymously. [citotion needed]

23 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6740 05:57

>>22 is Espeon trying to convince bystanders that >>21 is Espeon.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6740 18:26

>>23 is Espeon pretending to be Espeon posting before me.

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6740 18:28

>>23 is the woman I plan to marry.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 00:33

Hello.
I'm trying to play 3D Custom Girl, but when I launch it there is only screech instead of sound. I'd rather like to hear her moans. I might need some help getting mods for this game as well. Thank you in advance!

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 00:37

>>26 is posting in the wrong thread.

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 04:36

I'm posting in the wrong thread, too!

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 04:39

>>28 is false. >>27 is true. >>29 is false.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 05:23

>>30 is bananas!

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 06:42

>>30 talks to himself a lot so he doesn't feel lonely.

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 14:18

According to >>9, >>31 is also >>8.

33 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8822 01:56

>>32 likes to bump old threads.

34 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8822 06:22

Try to snatch >>33's fetish, up his sleeves.

35 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8822 09:19

>>34 is a panda.

36 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8823 00:06

Hello >>37, I am the Previous Poster.

37 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8823 00:08

Heard a lot about you, >>36.

38 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8823 01:00

>>37 is the previous poster.

39 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8823 12:25

the previous poster is >>37

40 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8824 03:10

a previous poster is >>37

41 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8824 18:17

Dr. Previous Poster, I am >>37.

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