[ L`] Nordpa (57)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 03:55

[ L`] Yumpin' Yiminee, kids

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 14:25

( ߁) What does the Muslim invasion feel like, Nordpa?

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 14:35

[ L`] I just wish they'd go back to their own countries and stop taking our jobs. At least learn our language if you're going to live here and mooch off us.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 15:23

( ߁) Grandpa, is it true that you people used to eat snow when you ran out of food?

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 18:31

[ L`] We used to eat Britons.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 20:16

( ߁) <What Nordic language is the best, Grandpa?

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 21:04

[ L`] The one that Vikings forced other people to speak after a successful invasion, >>6

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 22:02

( ߁) <Did you ever meet a Viking grandpa?

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 23:33

⁽[ L`] ⁾ Kid, I AM a Viking.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6743 10:38

( ߁) Have you got one of those horned helmets?

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6743 14:49

⁽[ L`] ⁾ These are all natural. I grew them myself.
⁽[ L`]
⁽[ L`] Oh no! One fell off!

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6743 16:41

( ߁) how did you survive the extreme cold and darkness of winter near the arctic circle?

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6744 15:03

[ L`] We huddled together in enormous groups on the ice and sort of hibernated, living off accumulated fat.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6744 16:34

( L`) Hey, Junior. Who's the squarehead?

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6744 18:15

(ÉE) Beats me, Grandpa. I just got here myself.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6744 19:25

( E-E) Seriously?

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 14:28

( E-E) Nobody cares about fucking Grandpa threads any more. Give it up.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 14:48

@@@@ __ȁ@ Don't make me go a-viking on your ass, kid.
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19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 17:51

( ߁) Grandpa, how are you so skilled in martial arts?

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 23:21

( #-E) More like partial farts am i rite

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6748 21:12

(ÉE) ... no.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 00:29

( #-E) Shut up Turn-A Kid, no one likes you.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 10:37

⁽[ L`] Play nice, kids. Or I'll knock your heads together, and that'll make a sound like a bowling alley.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 20:11

( ߁) How is Oslo, Nordpa?

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 21:25

[ L`] T'ings is pretty bad dere at de moment, but dere does seem some hope of a constitutional settlement.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 21:32

(ÉE) Grandpa, why do you never shave?

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 21:44

[ L`] the cold weather causes shaving cream to freeze.

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 19:36

(ÉE) How many baby's did you impale on pikes grandpa?

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 19:48

[ L`] Something wrong with your hearing, boy? It's babes that I impaled on my "pike".

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 20:11

(ÉE) I somehow doubt that, you crazy old coot.

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6798 22:13

[ L`] Who's this Grandpa you keep yakkin' about?

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6834 22:16

(ÉE) you aren't fooling anyone with that disguise, Grandpa.

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6840 12:54

( L`) Somebody talking about me?

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6840 18:31

[ L`] Aren't you the handsome fella?

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7030 13:56

( ߁) Do you snus?

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7030 16:36

[ L`] Every chance I get.

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7035 23:59

( ߁) What snus is your favorite?

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7036 00:41

[ L`] Every snus I get.

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7036 03:39

( ߁) What snus do you get?

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7149 17:45

[ L`] Only the best.

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7398 21:27

(ÉE) Are you just Grandpa with a box on your head or what?

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7476 01:11

[ L`] What a stupid question. Are you mentally damaged or something?

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7476 01:24

(ÉE) Nordpa, what subgenre of metal is the best?

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7476 01:54

[ L`] Doom

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7476 18:17

( ߁) Nordpa, I don't have a question right now.

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7526 20:46

[ L`] Then go to the fields and help the farmers raise the next crop of lutefisk, boy.

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7526 22:10

( ߁) Have you killed any trolls lately?

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7527 03:55

[ L`] Oh, yes! From the heights of Hammersfeldyeld to the depths of the Skoldvoldmoldobold I fought my foe, axe against tusk, sword against thick greasy skin, shield against broken yellow claws. We dashed and clabbered, yawped and snarved until at last I stood over his broken body, exhausted and victorious.

[ L`] Then I fed him to you for dinner.

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7527 15:53

( ߁) When was that? Meatloaf night?

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7549 14:51

[ L`] Sure was by Yiminy.

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7550 00:48

( ߁) I thought I heard somewhere that troll flesh was poisonous.

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7550 02:13

[ L`] Only if you prepare it incorrectly.

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7550 02:57

( ߁) Oh, sort of like hákarl then?

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7550 04:29

[ L`] Or a Big Mac.

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7560 16:12

(ÉE) I'm bumping dumb Grandpa spinoff threads now.

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7562 02:37

[ ߁] am I kawaii uguu, nordpa?

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7562 17:56

[ L`] I don't understand your crazy moon language, but you are looking sharp there, boy.

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