ITT The Previous Poster is a Little Girl (93)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 17:02

>>0 is wearing a pink dress with five layers of frills.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 17:46

>>1 is pure and innocent.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 18:13

>>2's hymen is intact.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 18:24

>>3 is having a tea party this Saturday, and everyone is invited!

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 18:37

>>3 gets stroppy when she doesn't get her own way.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 18:37

>>5 wears a hello kitty hairclip

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 18:39

>>4 will be a woman soon enough.

>>6 gets treated like a princess by her daddy.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 18:48

>>7 is partial to pink and purple and HATES orange.

9 Name: Philosophy!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6742 20:17

>>8 is obsessed with pokemon and ponies.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 20:57

>>9 Loves Sailor Moon episodes that were dubbed bi DiC.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 21:05

>>10 Is abandoned somewhere in China, because her parents wanted a boy.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6743 00:40

>>11 has never had a lewd thought in her life.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6743 00:48

>>12 Is being stalked by Pedobear.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6743 10:26

>>13 cried when she watched Madoka.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6743 14:42

>>14 loves her onii-chan very much.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6743 14:49

>>15 looks like Chen.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6743 15:36

Christopher Poole wishes to be >>16.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6743 16:38

It is okay if >>17 pees herself occasionally.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6743 18:43

>>18 is a connoisseur of frills and ribbons.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6743 19:51

>>19 is a good girl who likes to have tea parties with her dolls.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6744 01:03

>>20 Is being watched by Aqualung who is sitting on a park bench.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6744 16:40

>>21 cannot understand quantum chromodynamics, but then again she doesn't need to.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6744 23:12

>>22 thinks the squiggly lines of integral notation and pointy brackets of bra and kets look like different foods. Coincidentally, phi is her favorite mathematical symbol, as it resembles a caramel apple.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6744 23:46

>>23 uses some pretty big words for a seven year old!

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 03:42

>>24 is so trusting she believes the unshaven man inside the black van really does have candy!

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 11:02

>>25 isn't prejudiced against people who give away candies herself.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 16:29

>>26 is a young female panda.

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6746 02:56

>>27 Sometimes draws outside the lines in her coloring books.

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6746 14:02

>>28 got bit by her kitten and cried.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6746 15:20

>>29 stayed up half an hour past her bedtime.

31 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6746 16:41

>>30 plays with her toys all the time.

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6746 17:38

>>31 is sickeningly adorable

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6748 17:19

I long to be under the moon, >>32 to issho.

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6748 17:24

>>33 likes Lisp because all the parentheses look like little hugs.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6748 18:33

>>34 likes Visual C++ because it's so fun to use and easy to learn!

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 23:43

>>35 Likes Hello Kitty and all the other related Sanrio characters.

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 01:15

>>36 wishes to be moot.

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 06:13

>>37 wants a pony for christmas.

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6753 15:45

>>38 doesn't know what a penis is.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6753 19:13

>>39 giggled when typing the word "penis", but has no idea why.

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6753 23:36

>>40 can't cross the road unless she's holding hands with a grownup.

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6754 16:16

>>41 was the inspiration for this poem:
http://www.poetryfoundation.org/poem/173916

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 22:05

>>42 was not even born in September 1993, as baffling as it may sound.

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 12:46

>>43 wants to be a ballerina when she grows up.

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 18:37

>>44 loved Cure Beauty's episode.

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6764 20:41

>>45 wants to be a grown-up so that she can be the one to decide when she goes to bed and how many sweets she's allowed to have in one sitting.

47 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6765 00:10

>>46 had to take March Hare's place.

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 04:33

>>47 is made of sugar and spice.

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 12:27

>>48 wears tiny little mittens over her tiny little hands.

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 16:18

>>49 has a little curl, right in the middle of her forehead.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 16:44

>>50 threw a tantrum and got sent to her room.

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 19:06

>>51 Likes to go to the beach to build sand castles.

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 21:35

>>52 is confused by all these grown men on her My Little Pony fan forum.

54 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6766 08:54

>>53 cut another little girl with a utility knife and left her to die.

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6766 17:51

>>54 isn't a little girl at all. I'm not sure what he's doing in this thread.

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 05:13

>>55 sleeps with her favourite dolly.

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 10:13

>>56 likes to watch her mom folding the laundry.

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 11:21

>>57 would make a good shrine maiden.

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 12:58

>>58 wants to pilot an Evangelion when she grows up, but this horrifies her father.

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 17:15

>>59 wouldn't last very long in a soviet forced labour camp.

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6770 18:27

>>60 is late for ballet practice because her brother hid her sports bag again. The big meanie.

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6771 15:30

There is not a single trace of cynicism to be found in >>61's heart.

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6775 13:54

>>62 likes to dress up as a princess.

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6775 14:46

>>63 wubs her daddy very mush ^__-^

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6776 09:02

>>64 wears frilly underwear.

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 21:07

>>65 does her best now and is preparing. Please watch warmly until it is ready.

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 22:24

Because she's an elementary school kid, >>66 is forgiven for playing on easy mode.

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 10:12

>>67 is the strongest!!

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 14:07

>>68 Is not allowed to play in the pool without some floatation device.

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 21:46

>>69 does not know of any ulterior connotations belonging to her post number.

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 22:01

>>70 thinks her older brother is the coolest.

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 22:43

>>71 has only a vague concept of geographical regions outside her home town and no sense of true distance.

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6796 01:53

>>72 Is impatiently waiting for all Sailor Moon episodes to be re-released on Blu-ray ever since that day some random friend showed her one Sailor Moon episode. Until then, she will just have to settle for waving her magic wand and saying "in the name of the Moon, I will punish you!"

Her parents have created numerous awareness websites and petitions to get those Blu-rays released, however, it doesn't seem to be working.

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 19:55

>>73 was traumatised by finding her older brother's stash of incest eromanga.

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6838 16:18

>>74 Tries to cook things in the easy bake oven.

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 04:47

>>75's hair elegantly hides her forehead.

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 16:56

In the wild, >>76's only defense are her giant hair ribbons.

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6842 12:56

>>77's parents disapprove her W-sitting.

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6850 04:33

>>78 hangs out with the boys and has a secret girl crush on an older girl at school.

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6856 10:42

i am a little girl. i haev long pigtails if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will come at your birthday party and make a mess of your cakes and balloons

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6858 00:03

>>80 knows only one interpretation of the phrase "I will come at your birthday party."

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6858 11:47

>>81 did not imagine >>80 glaring at a birthday cake that is saying "come at me bro."

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6860 08:06

>>82 is a child prodigy who can play 12 instruments, speak 5 languages, perform advanced calculus and play Touhou on lunatic mode without dying. At the same time.

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6860 19:59

>>83, by contrast, is a very ordinary little girl indeed, but is still precious to her family, who love her very much.

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6860 23:41

>>84 Says that when she is old enough to drive, that she will drive a pink Cadillac Escalade because that is the kind of toy car here Barbie dolls ride in.

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 01:41

>>85 called Naoko Akagi an "old hag," but Naoko just smiled and said "You are mistaken. I am an unhag " Naoko was then mysteriously teleported to the captcha thread, leaving >>85 even more puzzled than she had been before.

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 02:40

>>86 is excited because she was chosen as one of four dancers to perform the Dance of the Little Swans in her ballet troupe's upcoming production of Swan Lake.

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 20:07

>>87 thinks long division is really difficult.

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 00:59

m00t wishes to be >>88

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 02:50

>>89 wishes to be >>90

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 18:09

The rudest word >>90 knows of is "fart".

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 12:02

>>91 is so cute and charming that even evil people feel protective of her.

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7224 19:56

>>92 is going to have an unfulfilling life but is currently blissfully unaware of it.

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