ITT we solve the question above us [Part 5] (999)

1 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6769 21:57

Somebody had to restart this thread. I hope it's okay if I do it.

You aren't mad at me, are you?

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 22:46

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

What should I do during free time at work today?

3 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6769 23:29

Set your coworkers' keyboards to stunDvorak.

How can I change my sleep schedule? I can't simply go and sleep until it's waaay past 3 a.m.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 23:52


Why did !ESpeoN/nPA switch back to linking post numbers?

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6770 00:06

>>4 I don't care.

>>6 What would you like to try before you die?

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6770 00:49


What was your introduction to drug

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6770 01:08

Drug? Never heard of him.

How long have you been a hikikomori?

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6770 01:09

>>6 Ketamine is great, you're in for a treat! I was pretty much straightedge till I was 19 then I tried nutmeg in first year, then in the summer between first and second years of university I tried cocaine then marijuana. In 3rd year I took lots of ecstasy, mephedrone, ketamine, methylone and 2c-i. I read up about the effects and stuff before I tried them all though, it wasn't just trying them because they were offered. Best choice I have ever made in life, I really found myself and turned my life around for the better. Better living through chemicals indeed.

>>8 What is your biggest regret in life?

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6770 04:01

I've never been a true hikki, but I have been a shut-in internet addict on and off for the past 7 years or so.

I vaguely feel like I answered this in a previous thread, but if so I have a different answer this time. I don't have any big regrets, but I do wish I had been more focused in high school and college. I always did enough to get an A, but didn't take the opportunity to push myself and really learn everything I could. Now it's much harder to learn what with being busy at work and lacking a learning environment, and I realize how easy it would have been back then for me to push myself just a little to learn a lot.

This isn't a big regret though, in some ways it's a lot easier living as an average guy with average knowledge. Sometimes I just need to admit that I'd rather waste my life on the internet than achieve greatness.

What is the purpose of meaning?

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6770 13:00

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11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6770 15:37


What is your biggest criticism with Biblical Jesus?

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6770 16:08

I haven't one. The Jesus of the bible is an amazing person with a lot of good things to say. The problem I have is with his soi-disant followers, who twist his words (and the rest of the bible) to suit their own ends. Of course, this also holds true for most of the Abrahamic religions. The Darqawa Sufi are intersting, but again, once political posturing kicks in, the whole thing goes down the drain.

i am too verbose please help

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6770 16:39

>>12 me too. Wear your wit like a pocket watch and only bring it out to shine when the time is right. Things are easier if people have lower expectations of you, but then you can dazzle them now and then and leave them thinking "hmm there's more to that guy than meets the eye"

>>14 How do you eat your creme egg?

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6770 17:36

First, I take my creme egg and place it on a ritual granite stone slab which I keep in my garage especially for this purpose. I then stroke it gently on the side, before flaying it 25 times with a sprig of fresh parsley. Next, I hit it with a sledgehammer. Over the pulverised remains, I then drip a little soy sauce and manuka honey. I scrape what's left off the granite slab and feed it to my dog.

Haha, no, I'm only kidding; I just slam it into my mouth whole, chew and swallow.

What is your favourite obscure unicode character? (Hint: see here)

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6770 18:12

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6770 18:39

>>17 Did you know 17 is my favourite number, and that I was number 17 when I appeared on a children's TV show when I was younger?

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6770 18:53

I do now.

What upcoming videogame release are you currently most excited about?

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6770 19:21

Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs

What, if any, posters do you have on your wall?

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6770 20:11

>>18 My walls are covered floor to ceiling in posters and pictures of favourite bands, art and graphic design stuff, other cool stuff, and a big confederate flag hung upside down because I'm into vexillology and get a boner for saltires, but I don't agree with what the flag stands for. My ceiling is covered in pictures my friends and fans have drawn for me.

>>20 What colour is your hair?

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6770 23:50

Boring light brown / dark blond.

Clearly snowmen are better than religious symbols. Why do you suppose that >>15san said that✡ is better than ☃?

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6770 23:51

Dark blonde, though I've had a grey patch since I was a teenager (not sure why--if anyone knows, please tell me).

What did you get last Christmas?

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6770 23:57

Because I am the Anti-Hitler, here on earth to reverse his evils with my own.

I got a Nook simple touch, some clothing, and some money. all I wanted.

What is your favorite #?

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6771 00:32


What did you think of my joke?

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6771 01:02

>>23 It was pretty good, it took me a second for the penny to drop, but I appreciated it.

>>25 Have you ever enjoyed any TV soaps?

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6771 07:23

Does House count? I kinda liked it at first, when it was really trendy.

How do you deal with internet drama?

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6771 07:37

I ignore it and sometimes laugh about it. On the rare occasion somebody tries to start drama with me personally, I brush it off with a joke and ignore any further attempts.

Where were you at this moment one year ago?

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6771 14:47

>>26 I was in my old flat, stressing about my honours project and dissertation. According to iTunes I was getting into the Guana Batz and getting into the groove with my ambient projects.

>>28 Would you rather be a cowboy or a robot?

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6771 15:44

Robot, definitely.

What is the most interesting/unusual object you own?

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6772 07:37

Hmm, I can think of a few candidates so it's hard to choose. I think I'll say an old change counter machine my grandpa gave me. It's a little red handheld machine with buttons you can click to increase pennies, nickles, dimes and quarters to count up change. It feels really nice in the palm of your hand.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6772 07:48

What's in your trash can right now?

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6772 11:11

Trash, >>30. If you were asking for specific details, it's mainly empty cans, empty food packages, and such.

>>32, what's it feel like, being a power of two?

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6772 15:21

Fine enough.

What have you done today?

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6772 15:55

I went hiking and worked on my COBOL interpreter.

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6772 16:10

What do you wish you had done today?

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6772 17:25

Stayed home from school and slept. But alas, I have papers to turn in.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6773 01:44

why didn't I get asked a question?

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6773 02:19

Why didn't I answer >>37's question?

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6773 02:25

>>37 Because you're a big meanie!

>>39 Who is your favourite wrestler?

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6773 15:27

I'm going to go with Arawat Sabejew, purely because he has a silly name.

To what degree do you feel that you are in control of your life?

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6773 18:17

No control whatsover

What's your favorite beverage?

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6773 23:43

Green tea.

Have you ever been to counselling or therapy or that sort of thing? How did it go?

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6774 01:11

Yes, and I'm still alive, so it worked.

What kind of music do you find mildly uplifting?

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6774 01:48

Perfume. It is literally impossible* to feel depressed while listening to J-pop.

*not really

What were you doing five minutes ago?

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6774 02:28

Watching this video.

What's your favorite bagel flavor?

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6774 03:20

>>44 Bacon, for the irony. Actually I've never had a bagel before?

>>46 What's your poison?

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6774 13:40


Fire, water, earth, or air?

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6774 13:59

Water. Gotta go with the flow.

Would you rather go without sex or without music the rest of your life?

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6774 14:28

Sex, it's easier than it looks.

u ot m8?

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6774 14:29

>>47 I've already decided that if I ever went deaf or my willy got cut off, I'd probably just kill myself.

>>49 What are your thoughts on this song?

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6774 14:32

I'm going fine without sex so far, so I pick that. Without music I probably would have killed myself and/or others by now.

What is your most recent accomplishment?

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6774 15:42


Vulgar and distasteful. Very silly.

I cleared PoFV's extra stage with Komachi.

How the fuck do I do this spellcard?

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6775 01:13

Use Tokiko.

What are things that piss you off?

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6775 01:45

>>52 My flatmate leaving my telly and PS3 on standby, dumb bitches, the police, a couple of posters here, uncultured meatheads, the word "bro", katy perry, animal abusers, people who try to act all mature and look down their collective nose at me when I'm having some fun.

>>54 Analog clocks or digital clocks?

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6775 08:36

Analogue clocks look better but digital clocks are more reliable. Best to have some of both.

What is your favourite type of cake?

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6775 10:55

Victoria sponge. It is everything a cake should be, but no more.

What is the most exciting thing you have ever cooked?

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6775 11:24

Coincidentally, it was victoria sponge, with a filling of marmalade made out of pomelo. Not a great success, but interesting to say the least.

Have you ever tried pomegranate? Did you like it?

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6775 15:15

>>56 I drank some juice that contained pomegranate, and I didn't like it. Does that count?

>>58 How difficult was it to open your first bottle of Ramune?

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6775 21:59

Not terribly difficult, but I ended up spilling about a tenth of it because I'd shaken it too much getting it indoors.

Do you prefer your Chinese text written horizontally or vertically?

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6775 22:22

>>58 Vertically, without a doubt.

>>60 Blonde, brunettes or redheads? Or "crazy" unnatural colours? I'm talking about your taste in sexual partners.

60 Name: Sorénanté-Hait Roguet : 1993-09-6775 22:40

Ultramarine, no contest. But only if the carpet matches the drapes.

What's your favourite Japanese adult PC game?

61 Name: [ƒgƒLŽq] : 1993-09-6776 00:37

YMK, followed by Saya no Uta. YMK has lovable characters and SnU is the thinking man's porn.

Thoughts on Linux 3.3?

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6776 04:11

My computer freezes when I try to boot up with it! Fuck you!

What do you think about the fire Emblem series?

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6776 04:21

I love the music. Never played them, though.

How do you feel about the comparison between video game and "real" music?

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6776 08:51

Some video games have very good music, much better than some "real" music. I believe it's silly to think less of a piece of music just because of where it comes from.

How do you deal with extroverts?

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6776 09:09

If I like them enough, I act just extroverted enough to keep getting along with them. Otherwise, I just stay away. Fortunately, I like most people.

What's your favorite TED talk?

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6776 15:50

That's a tough one. I like quite mundane ones:
And recently:
One of those, I suppose.

What's it like in the universe where people can't post in the right threads?

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6776 17:07

>>66, ( E-E) I'm a big fat butt, I'm a big fat butt, I'm a big fat butt.

>>68, what's it like in the universe where we resisted the temptation to cross the streams?

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6776 17:57

I wouldn't know. This isn't a thread capable of sending people to alternate universes, you know.

What is your favourite piece of art?

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6776 18:51

>>68 Myself.

>>70 when was last time you took public transport?

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6776 20:25

15:35 this afternoon.

What is your opinion on homeopathy?

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6776 20:59

I hold the idea of water memory in similarly high regard as I do the great beard in the sky who wants us to kill all the gays and not covet our neighbors' asses.

When, if at all, will we get a centrally controlled world government, and where will its capital be?

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6776 21:15

I don't think we ever will, but it'd be located in Rome, obviously.

PHP or Perl?

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6776 21:30

PHP for brevity, and Perl for when you have important stuff to do.

MATLAB or Mathematica?

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6777 00:41

I never went deep enough into the math world to ever use MATLAB, but I did find Mathematica quite helpful for number theory. Its graphing system seemed a little convoluted and hard to control, like it would be a pain in the ass to graph something complicated just the way you want it. Maybe MATLAB is better at that. I only used it for a couple days so I might have just been missing something.

Vim or emacs?

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6777 02:19

Unanswerable. You cannot compare the two as vim is a superior text editor and emacs is a mediocre OS.

Why did I fall over backward and how can I prevent it in the future?

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6777 03:52


Perhaps your shoes are worn in the heel. You might consider replacing them.


Why can't I, hold all these limes?

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6777 08:20

Because you rack disciprine.

What's the worst horror you've ever subjected yourself to?

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6777 08:49

"Amnesia: The Dark Descent". God damn terrifying.

Have you ever attempted to create a game? How did it go?

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6777 14:32

I made a few embarrassingly bad flash games when I was a preteen. More recently, in college I made a little cube dodging game in java for Graphics class. I only spent a couple days on it so there's not much to it.
Check it out:

What's your high score in my game?

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6777 16:54

>>79 hey pretty neat! I got 401, though I know I can do better... the music in the folder is cool too but it doesn't play during the game

>>81 Can you beat my score? Post a link to a screencap if you do

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6778 20:34

No, I cannot. It appears my danmaku skills have deserted me; the highest I got was 159.

Do I talk about Touhou too much?

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6778 21:02

>>81 oh what I got 255 on my first go and I've never even played a touhou game

Hey >>83, >>81 must really suck, huh?

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6778 22:31

Well, once the score gets around 150-200, the cubes start falling so quickly that I think it's more about luck than skill. I certainly don't have a fast enough reaction time to do any real dodging once it gets around 250. My high score is 529 but that's only because I tested it so much while making it.

(By the way, not sure why the music doesn't work on other machines - that's my fault for never testing it on a computer other than my own.)

You're not the only Touhou fan on here, so I don't think it's a bad thing. I personally have never played a Touhou game but I don't mind all the Touhou posts here, I just skip over them if I don't know what they're talking about.

What's the appeal of Touhou?

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6778 22:47

The hats.

>>85, have you ever been in an emergency in which emergency mittens were needed?

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6779 00:29

I vaguely recall that when the button first came out, it was a response to terrible anti-mitten propaganda on IRC. The emergency was that mittens may disappear from DQN forever, so I did my part, releasing the emergency mittens daily to help Fight the Power!

Do you remember that anti-mittens IRC conversation? I can't seem to find it after a couple minutes of googling.

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6779 03:50


You get a kitten tomorrow. You name it?

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6779 04:34

Soul Drinker.

What kind of kitten should I get?

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6779 04:44

@ Π*L°MЁ@@A security kitten, of course. nya~

Do you think Teh Rei's Dinor will ever reopen?

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6779 06:10

I sure hope not, dude. I got hella crappy service.

What GNU/Linux distro should I give my sister to try?

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6779 07:10

Ichthux, linux for Christians.

About how many operating systems have you used in your life? (Let's say a week or more of usage, trying out a live CD just one time doesn't count.)

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6779 08:36

Windows: 5: 98, NT, XP, Vista, Win7
Mac: about 3: OS 8, OS 9, OS X (and some later versions I cannot be assed to recall)
Linux: 5: Slackware, Debian, Mandrake, Arch, Ubuntu
Unix: 2: FreeBSD, Haiku

So, 15.

What are you most favorite/hated operating systems?

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6779 08:56

Favorite: Slackware Linux
Hated: OS X

I hate using Macs. I don't care about most GNU distros as long as things are in their proper places, and I absolutely love using Slackware.

What does uname -a give you?

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6779 09:52

My linux machine is in the shop getting the LCD fixed, but for this computer:
MINGW32_NT-6.1 ASTERIOS 1.0.12(0.46/3/2) 2010-02-05 01:08 i686

On average, how many hours per day do you spend on the computer?

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6779 12:31

About seven.

What is the best free (as in free beer) General MIDI soundfont?

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6779 14:59

It's not technically a soundfont, but GXSCC is my favorite way to play MIDI files. Chiptuney goodness. There's even a secret OPL mode, can you find it? (Hint - click around)

What's your favorite midi file?

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6779 17:29

>>95 hmm maybe dshos5_4.mid? there are so many to choose from, I don't really play the "favorite" game.

>>94 there is no best, but SGM, Crisis GM, and GeneralUser GS are pretty good I'd say, if you just want the whole range of instruments. these days, soundfonts are passé when you can use individual VSTs for each instrument and they will sound better and use less CPU.

>>97 do you like free beer?

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6779 18:29

>>96 nah, i only drink whisky and GBL

>>98 What's your dream vehicle?

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6779 18:39

My dreams prefer to walk, thank you. Smartassery aside, it's an ex-military transport helicopter gayed up with hundreds of bishōjo game decals on every available outside surface.

What's your preferred Japanese proxy server?

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6780 18:06

I live in Japan, so I don't need one! I've used Tor on the few occasions when I wanted anonymous browsing.

What's the most offensive website you know of?

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6780 23:34

>>99 I've never actually been offended before...

>>101 Can you offend me, not knowing anything about me other than that I just 100 GOT?

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6781 16:13

Probably not, no.

What is the weirdest film you've ever watched?

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6781 16:52

Hugó, a víziló. Clearly the hallucinogens must have been flowing freely during its storyboarding process.

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6781 16:54

That's not a question. Woo, freebie!

What is the one song that you can remember getting stuck in your head in the worst possible way?

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6781 17:00

Mother of god. Rhythmic wailing everywhere.

What is your opinion on communism?

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6782 13:20

>>104 It reduces the incentive to produce goods, and that leads to farms that don't always make enough food for others.

>>106 Do you like Austrian economics?

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6782 20:27

Not particularly.

In your opinion, which religion has the best afterlife?

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6782 21:41

>>106 I don't know about which religion, but I've always like the idea in Andy Weir's "The Egg". How odd that I was just thinking about this earlier today. Well, maybe not because I think about it a lot.

>>108 How big's your USB pen drive?

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6782 21:47

32GB, and it's USB 3.0. Haha, I have the biggest USB pen!

Seeing as I never actually used said USB pen drive, what should I use it for? Are there any live Linux distributions that benefit from plenty of space?

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6782 22:37

I use mine for backup purposes. And I don't know of any Linux that specifically benefits from being run live of a USB drive, but you could try dyne:bolic just for kicks (you probably won't use it long term.)

What is your favorite dinosaur?

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6783 08:06

Mei. It's just so cute!

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6783 12:38

Either hard-boiled or sunny-side-up.

What are your thoughts on the music of today?

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6783 12:49

>>111 I don't care much for what's in the pop charts, but thanks to the Internet there is a space for all sorts of interesting things that I couldn't have ever heard maybe 15 years ago. I love everything from country to noise, hip hop to britpop, j-pop to prog rock, and most things inbetween. I don't waste time on things I don't like, so I'm overall pretty happy.

>>113 When was the last time you paid for music?

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6783 12:53


What is the music that you downloaded most recently?

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6783 13:35

The Keiko Matsui discography. She is a breathtaking pianist who combines hauntingly beautiful melodies with the far-off sounds of an African coastline in perpetual sunset. If you enjoy Hiromi Uehara, you'll love the slower, less jazzy atmospheres Keiko creates with the mysterious wanderings of her rhythmic fingers.

Who is your favorite pianist?

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6783 15:38

I must confess I don't know that many pianists despite being one myself. I do enjoy Vladimir Horowitz very much though, especially his recordings of Scriabin.

What instrument(s) do you play?

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6783 16:08

>>115 Guitar, bass, drums, mandolin, bouzouki, tin whistles, melodica, stylophone, keyboards, harmonica, chanter, accordion, melodeon, bodhran, ukulele, jew's harp, recorder, and i've got a bunch of percussive stuff like tambourines and maracas and stuff, and i'm getting into circuit bending as well. I feel like I'm missing something(s)

>>117 How big is your music folder?

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6783 19:34

Technically it's not my own; it's my brother's, but even so it's god damn huge.

Have you ever given blood?

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6783 20:36

I tried a couple years ago, but they told me my veins weren't up to the task. There was apparently no way to get a good enough flow going. Haven't bothered to check if this is no longer the case.

What politician do you most agree with, assuming they believe what they preach?

119 Name: 118 : 1993-09-6783 20:40

Derp. Let's try that again. Also, >>117, that's a huge music folder? Really? I have three music folders on as many hard drives (though due to messy backup policies there is some significant file duplication and overlap I have not yet bothered to fix), and just one of them is seven times as big as that.

What politician do you most agree with, assuming they believe what they preach?

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6784 13:52

>>119 Ralph Nader.

>>121 Where did you hide the bodies?

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6784 14:01

In coffins. They'll never think to look there!

What is your general opinion of Minecraft?

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6784 15:31

For some time I completely lost interest; the vanilla game just felt too aimless and easy, and multiplayer is buggy and it's hard to find good servers. But then I found Vech's super hostile maps and the like, and now minecraft is fun again. I must confess I enjoy watching Zisteau's Let's Plays of these even more than playing myself, just because he has the time and patience to really conquer the map and build amazing structures, and he edits his videos pretty well to keep it interesting.

What's your opinion of Let's Plays?

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6784 16:55

Love 'em, whenever I have the time. I prefer text + screenshot Let's Play over the apparently more popular video format, simply because they can be, and on average often are, so much funnier. Unlike with a gameplay video, authors are not constrained by the timing of on-screen events on the amount of (snarky or otherwise) commentary they can deliver. Also, I have a soft spot for Let's Players who can use SA emoticons to great comedic effect (such as Squint in his LP of 7.62mm and DeceasedCrab in his take on War With the Evil Power Master).

Are there any forced-registration online forums you know whose atmosphere is not ruined by popularity circle jerks? If so, where can they be found?

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6784 19:56

The forums for the game Kingdom of Loathing are quite nice. A very good community, which is not a surprise considering that they are all KoL players.

Under what circumstances would murder or suicide (not "a murder-suicide" nor a suicide bombing or anything like that) be acceptable?

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6784 20:03

No, sorry. But at the same time I don't look to "regular forums" for that very reason. I am always using anonymous textboard channels and anonymous imageboard channels for this very reason.
Try out the decentralised, censorship resistant, Bittorrent client called "Tribbler" and tell me what you think!

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6784 20:58

I don't think you can really draw a line between "acceptable" and "unacceptable" just like that. With law, you have things like diminished responsibility or self defence - it isn't excusing the crime, it's just showing that it wasn't cold blooded murder.

Question evasion aside, I think just the obvious stuff; if everyone's obviously going to be a lot better off with someone dead, then I suppose it's "acceptable" to kill them/for them to commit suicide.

That isn't a question.

How many chemical elements can you name off the top of your head?

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6784 21:52

There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium
And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium
And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium
And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium
Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium
And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium
And gold and protactinium and indium and gallium
And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium...

etc. I have the song memorized, so however many elements were known to songwriters in the 1950s.

What is your favorite parody song?

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6784 22:22

Right now, it's "Weird Al" Yankovic's Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me. The style of the song (overly dramatic slow ballad with a background choir) beautifully clashes with the banality of its subject matter, and once the novelty of the lyrics has worn off it is still pleasant to listen to as music in its own right. It then proceeds to get extra brownie points for mentioning both BCC and, and the clever use of kinetic typography that makes up its music video. While I personally am grateful to not know anyone who engages in endless forwarding of the sort of crap mentioned in the song, I have plenty of long-suffering friends who do.

What comedy musicians do you know that produce quality songs with Weird Al's level of consistency?

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6784 22:39

Do remixes count? If so, it's ttp:// I find this absolutely stunning.

Otherwise, it's Weird Al's White & Nerdy. Recently my boss decided to play music on his laptop to keep everyone up, but soon his playlist degraded into pop and rap. So, while he was away I planted this song in his Eminem playlist which soon entertained everybody.

What is your audio system?

130 Name: 129 : 1993-09-6784 22:48

Oh my, it's like we share a special bond!
I don't even know whom to name! Tenacious D are inactive, right? Avenue Q is a musical... There was a presumably German band a few years ago, but they would be far behind THE Al.

Anyway, >>131, what is your audio system? What comedy musicians do you know?

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6788 06:51

I use a pair of Rokit KRK 5s. I liked a bunch of comedy musicians when I was younger but now all I can remember are Monty Python, Rappy McRapperson and Patrick Shaughnessy - Funeral Songs of Happy Cloudland. The last two are so horribly bad they're funny.

What do you think about the title song "Cloudland" from that last album?

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 18:35

Took forever to find a recording of it (eventually found this). It was... not awfully happy and had little to do with clouds. Quite nice nonetheless.

What were you doing five minutes ago?

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 18:53

Watching a Let's Play of a Super Metroid ROM hack.

What are some of your favourite fruits and/or vegetables?

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 19:10

I like 'em all, but avocados are hands down the best.

What is your average diet like?

135 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6792 19:52

Almost my entire diet is nothing but ham sandwiches and tea.
What are your favorite outdoor events to go to?

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 22:17

Generally, any event with free food.

What genre of pornography should I masturbate to tonight?

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 22:22

Amateur outdoors pornography, preferably with free food.

Have you ever experienced a life-changing moment?

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 23:43

I think every moment is life-changing to some degree. It's impossible to say what moment has had the greatest net effect on my life's path, so I'll just pick the first one that comes to mind.

My life changed when I introduced to my first computer at the age of 4. It was love at first sight. I continued to be fascinated by those glowing screens throughout my childhood and adolescence. Computers no longer inspire such a sense of wonder and mystery, but now I'm addicted for life. Even without internet access, I can easily spend hours (unproductively) on the machine, neglecting food, sleep and human companionship.

Do you think robots can ever be a substitute for real human empathy?

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6793 01:01

Perhaps. A few months ago I became interested in a team called Meka Robotics and their robot is so cute and moves so smoothly that I just want to hug it. I really hope this article turns out to be more than pop science speculation, I would love a plastic pal. Though reading John McCarthy's The Robot and the Baby has made me question whether such relationships are a good idea after all.

What are you most looking forward to about THE FUTURE?

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6793 02:29

Romantically, for the ability to store, copy and enhance our minds with technology.
Cynically, for major world powers to collapse due to economic and environmental issues. (If this happens it will be terrible to experience but interesting to watch.)
Realistically, for Charlie Nishinaka to release volume 12 of "Cheers!" That shit is fucking hot.

Who's your favorite H-mangaka? (If you don't like H-manga, don't answer, or post about 3d porn or whatever gets you off.)

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6793 02:53

Kiyoshirou Inoue is pretty good (hoping I'm spelling it right... he did "Black Market" and "No Mercy".)

Favorite Looney Tunes character?

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6793 11:19

I think the most popular is Bugs.

What is your deepest shame or strongest regret?

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6793 12:07

My deepest regret is that I'm 22 and still not in college, despite having taught myself a good many things I could major in. Half the problem is that I don't want to spend time and money on courses I will learn on my own anyway, the other half is that I'm just lazy. Right now, I could be a mathematics, physics or engineering major easily, but all I do is work and play guitar in a post-rock band. Pathetic, no?

Where did you see your life going five years ago, and how is your current situation different?

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6793 19:27

I thought I'd be in school and spend a lot of time online five years ago. Maybe I'd have a nice girlfriend. That's about where I'm at in life, sans-girlfriend.

What timezone do you live in?

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6793 21:06


What is your favourite quotation?

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6793 21:37

gIt might be engineering or it might be art. We'll actually see that computer so-called 'science' actually has a lot in common with magic.h \ Harold Abelson, Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs.

I want you to write a short text about Japanese computer-assisted typography and post it here.

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6793 21:58

Posted a demand in the question thread rather than the demand one, your demand is invalid.

What is your favorite video game from the years 1980-1989?

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6793 23:34

Chip's Challenge.

What's the weather like where you are?

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6793 23:44

>>148 Hot and sunny. I forgot to wear sunscreen, and I got sunburns on my face and neck.

>>150 what is your favorite videogame with Kirby in it?

150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6793 23:53

Excitebike. The best videoge ever.

Do you rely on mobile internet access (like 3G, Wi-fi hotspots, etc) a lot?

151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 01:13

I like the smash bros games a lot, though kirby has some fun ones

Fuck you, pal!

Want to hang out?

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 01:16


Does homeopathy have any merit to it?

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 01:30


Why do idiots still fall for it?

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 01:34

There's a sucker born every minute.

Vampires or Werewolves?

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 07:22

team jacob

Who are you quoting?

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 09:36


>implying i'm quoting anyone

Do you have a crush on anyone?

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 09:58

I'm rather enamoured at the moment with a beautiful woman five years older than me who lives in Japan. Though the language gap is being crossed rather slowly we have conversed about a number of things and I have come to respect her very much. Also she is unhappily married and sexually under-stimulated, which only furthers my drive to satisfy her as much as I can.

Could you ask yourself whatever you'd like and also answer it for us?

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 12:38

Sure, I could. And I think I will, since I think that's what you want.

Hey >>158, what are you watching?

Well, >>158, I'm watching Kino's Journey. Kino and Nimya totally should have hooked up.

What kind of place do you live in?

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 14:06

I live in a decaying post-socialist country.

What is your favorite book on science?

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 14:08

(please ignore this post)

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 15:22

"Deep Simplicity" by John Gribbin. All about chaos theory and exciting things like that.

Do you talk to yourself much? If so, what do you talk about?

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 15:40

Yes. Sometimes it will be on spur-of-the-moment philosophical implications of something. Other times I pretend I am explaining a concept to someone. Often while browsing this board I'll take something I found really funny and narrate a story for it/propound humorously upon its ramifications. In terms of non-verbal utterances I often hum or make drum noises akin to those of Venetian Snares or Aphex Twin.

In contrast I am very quiet around others.

I don't get out much.

Are you a purist about anything?

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 18:54

Chastity. Though it's unrealistic in this day and age, and I probably have some issues that make me more obsessed about it than I should be.

What unconventional beliefs do you hold?

164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 19:51

It is important to be morally upright.

Would you want to visit Japan? Or if you live there, do you like it?

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 19:55

Yes. It would be very interesting and I would probably learn a lot.
What is your ideal climate and why?

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 21:46

>>165 One that is hot year round because I actually like summer in Florida.

>>167 What is your favorite Nissan excluding the GT-R?

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 23:35

>>166 85' Sentra

>>168 on a scale of 1-10, with 10 being the best and 1 being the worst: How would you rank the quality of your life, in general, when compared to the lives of others?

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 00:03

About a 3. I have electricity and a nice, warm bed, but I'm also terribly miserable and unsuccessful.

Why did >>160 post?

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 14:23

I posted >>160 because I messed up the numbering in post >>159.

What is the most enjoyable thing you've done today?

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 15:43

Finally cleared a Touhou stage I've been working on for quite a while now. (PoFV Extra stage 9 with Shikieiki, in case anyone was wondering).

What is your favourite field of mathematics?

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 18:08


What's your favourite field of science?

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 18:11

Organic chemistry.

What is your opinion on this article?

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 19:57


>The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.

That bit grossed me out out a tad.

Lets be shallow! What is your favorite materiel possession?

174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 20:09

I don't really have any "materiel" possessions, unless my guitars could possibly be used as dangerous weapons. My favorite "material" possessions however would be the books which threaten to fill my entire room.

What makes you the same or different from everyone else?

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 21:11

Physically, I'm similar to a lot of people because I am white, tall, and I have dark hair. I'm different because I always have dark circles under my eyes and awful eyesight. I also have a relatively rare autoimmune disorder.

Socially, I'm different because I would prefer not to be social, at least, not offline.

Mentally, I'm different due to what I believe to be a combination of Asperger's and some form of Schizophrenia. I also believe that I'm more intelligent than most people.

Spiritually, I think that I'm different from most because I feel that I have reached some level of enlightenment. Most people that I know are agnostic, atheistic anti-Christians. I'm not an anti-Christian and I'm not an atheist.

I'm not sure how else I should define myself. It's a tricky topic. A close friend would be much better at it, I think. I don't view the world in terms of "me vs them" and I hardly leave my room.

Link to a smaller imageboard that you like.

176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 21:18


Your favorite word meaning "penis"?

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 21:46


What is the name of the disorder where below-average people think that they are above average>

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 21:50

Superiority complex.

How many siblings do you have and how well do you get along with them?

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 21:52

Megalomania, perhaps.

Do you prefer science fiction or fantasy?

180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 22:47

Science fiction - the cyberpunk, slightly-dystopian future kind, not the space travel slightly-fantastic future kind.

What is your primary source of income?

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 23:51

I don't have one.

One, and we get along fine.

What is your middle name?

182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6796 00:16


What is your favourite flavour of ice cream?

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6796 03:03

Maybe vanilla.

Why does vanilla get such a bad rap?

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6796 05:02

>>183 it had a falling out with chocolate. For centuries, they used to go together everywhere, until one day an English confectioner decided to see what would happen if he used vanilla on its lonesome. Chocolate's been out to get nilly ever since; I'd say it may be justified, but everyone from the original conflict is dead, so maybe it's time to look past it?

>>185 vufvabez fibbaf nop lobuddaj. iptomwiw?

185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6796 07:25

>>184 DQN~!! Shut up Andrew!

What is your favorite Japanese rock band?

186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6796 07:32

‘Š‘ΐ«—˜_iTheory of RelativityjB Their occasionally mellow, jazzy pop guitar and wistful female vocals keep me entranced through entire albums. It's something I am content to hear repeatedly at a stretch.

Who is your favorite video game music composer and what have they scored?

187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6796 08:58

I'm tempted to pick somebody obscure for the hipster points, but I have to go with the somewhat predictable Yasunori Mitsuda (of the Chrono Trigger, Xenogears). Mainly because I'm forever in love with "Corridors of Time."

(Masafumi Takada is cool too. There, +5 hipster points.)

Because I'm feeling lazy, who is your favorite video game music composer and what have they scored?

188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6796 12:29

Kevin Schilder. He did the soundtracks to Heretic, Hexen, Hexen II, Mageslayer and maybe some other stuff, but those are the ones I know.

Which is the funnier sci-fi swear: Smeghead or Shazbot?

189 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6796 18:32


If you get an amusing verification word right after posting in the captcha thread, would you post there again?

190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6796 18:45


What is your opinion on Title (the really long song)?

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6796 18:46

It was fine.

;_; Give me a hug, dokyun.

192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6796 22:18

>>191 I hugged you like I hug my hug pillow.

>>193 Who do you have printed on your hug pillow?

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6796 23:04

My hug pillow is sadly blank. The pillowcase sometimes has an abstract yellow-green leafy pattern.

What song do you like when you're sad?

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6796 23:09

I prefer albums. Usually softer, calmer stuff (post-rock, shoegaze, dreampop, that kind of thing) is more pleasant. Heavier music just makes me feel worse for whatever reason.

Do you have any favorite hats? And why is this thread so much more popular than the demands thread ;_;

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6796 23:27

A hat I wear a lot is a sort of thick black beanie with a narrow rim around the front that serves absolutely no purpose but looks rather cool.

It's easier to answer questions than fulfill demands. Also every answer is somewhat personal, which might make this more interesting for the chance to peer briefly into another dokyun's life. For example, I decided to answer your question solely because I really enjoy the type of music you listen to.

Are you bored? If so, how will you alleviate your boredom?

196 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6796 23:48

I am bored, I plan to alleviate my boredom by posting on textboards and playing on a flight simulation program.

Are you eating? if so, what are you eating?

197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6797 01:18

>>196 A huge burger from 5 Guys.

>>198 what is your favorite dog breed?

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6797 01:45

Shetland sheepdog, mainly because that's what I had growing up, but also because sheepdogs are pretty intelligent and friendly to humans.

Where's the most risky place you have had a sexual experience? (with somebody else or solo)

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6797 03:26

Clothing store

How do I get her to love me, too ;___;

200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6797 07:03

Keep being yourself, but let her know you're a strong dokyun who can take care of her. Friendships become friend-zones when the romantic provocateur in question is unable to prove himself as a suitable partner.

Also, 200 GET.

Who did you last see and what did you do with them?

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6797 07:40

A friendly old woman at the local egg stall. She sold me 10 fresh eggs and told me I was handsome.

Who will you see next and what will you do with them?

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6797 17:04

My social worker. She will probably try to get me some benefits, and I'll complain about the welfare state (despite being a poor NEET) and we'll argue until after her shift has ended (this happens often).

Where do you (or did you last) work, and how is (or was) it?

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6798 18:02

I was a waiter at a small Indian restaurant. It was fun, and I had a lot of time to read when business was slow, but I quit because there just weren't enough tips and hours for me to really pay for anything substantial in life.


Where do you go to school, and what do you study?

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6799 00:33

>>203 I graduated last summer in Computer Arts, and now I run my own company.

>>205 What's been happening on /dqn/ the past couple of weeks? I've been on holiday kind of.

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6799 01:02

Not much, it's the same DQN as usual. The DQN short novel has been getting pretty good, in my opinion. At least compared to when it first started.

What's the soonest thing to which you are you looking forward?

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6799 12:23

I am meeting an old friend from teenagehood in a couple of hours. I'm a little nervous, but really looking forward to seeing her!

What is your earliest (significant) memory?

207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6799 16:45

It was a nightmare in which I was chased down a corridor by a bunch of stuffed toys. Then they turned into puppies. Then I woke up. To this day, it remains the only nightmare I have ever had.

What happened in the most recent dream you can recall?

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6800 00:56

>>207 I was in a putrid public toilet finding a urinal to take a piss in. I had bare feet and most people missed the urinal when they took a piss, so I stepped in it.

>>209 Why would I have that kind of dream 3 times per week?

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6800 11:05

I'm not one for psychoanalysis, but perhaps it's something to do with disgust of others or yourself?

What is your favourite visual novel?

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6836 23:15

I don't really have much experience with VNs, sadly.

What has been the most exciting thing to happen to you today?

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6837 05:30

>>210 took some ecstasy. listened to music with friends. drew some pictures.

>>212 whisky or wine?

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6837 10:53

Wine with food, whiskey for drinkin'.

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6837 10:55

Tell me about your most memorable fap.

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6837 11:35

That's not a question! Anyway, I suppose it would be the first time I tried anal stimulation. Came like a god damn fountain.

What is your favourite type of chocolate?

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6837 11:54

Lindt Lindors. Those things are delicious.

If you could have an unlimited supply of one type of food for the rest of your life (and suffer no ill effects), what would it be?

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6837 12:00

Probably pizza. It's relatively healthy in that it covers many food groups with the right toppings, delicious, filling, easy to eat and I never get tired of it. Would save me lots of money on many meals.

What's your favorite type of pizza?

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6837 14:48


What do you think the 7000th of September will be like?

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6838 07:53

The Lord Squeeks will descend from the Heavens and put to the sword all who do not partake of the Hawaiian pizza sacrament. Those who do will be awarded a glowing hat of poop.

Where is the ideal place on Earth for you to live?

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6838 08:04

Anywhere that's slightly cool, I guess. I was thinking Scandinavia would be fun to visit next year...

Tell me about your worst drug experience.

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6838 09:53

Smoked weed for the second time in my life with some friends and I showed them Mindgame. I felt really worried about the fact that they did not seem to be really enjoying the movie, so I felt really uncomfortable the whole time. I realized later that this unnatural paranoia may have been a side effect of the weed. (Also, not a question but whatever)

If you could have any job, what would it be? (Assuming that you could also somehow gain the requirements to do that job well.)

221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6838 10:26

Pretty much what ZUN does. That is, make danmaku games involving little girls.

If you were a Touhou character, what would you name your iconic spellcard?

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6838 10:47

NEET Sign "The Eternal Shadow of Unmovable Curtains"

What do you think of ducks?

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6838 11:35

Alan Moore was right about them.

What is your favourite historical period, in which location, and why?

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6838 16:02

>>223 I wanted to see Japan during the 1980s, because I wanted to see it rise to become a great power.

>>225 What was your favorite 8-bit video game soundtrack?

225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 09:33

The one from VVVVVV.

What is your favourite hyperbolic function?

226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 15:59

>>225 Fluttershy

>>227 How do you like your eggs?

227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 17:02

>>226 Either soft-boiled or sunny side up with a semi-solid yolk.

>>228 Assuming you could take a one-way trip into any tabletop RPG setting of your choice, where would you want to go?

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 17:52


What can you currently hear, smell, and taste?

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 18:09

I can hear birds and some city traffic. It smells like the room is in dire need of some vacuum cleaning, and I can taste some rather thick saliva, which probably means I need to drink more water.

What are your top 3 favourite console games?

230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 18:33

Jet Set Radio Future, Earthbound, and Halo 2 (just for the online experiences with it).

What are your top 3 favorite internet websites?

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 19:53

1) DQN
2) Tohno-chan
3) SAoVQ

Do you have any exciting plans for the immediate future?

232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 22:20

I'm going to AX this June! I'm so excited, I'm meeting most of my friends there.

What was the last book you read?

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6842 02:11

Psychology Applied to Modern Life: Adjustment in the 21st Century. It's like a psychology textbook disguised as a self-help book. Or a self-help book disguised as a psychology textbook. Good stuff.

How would you describe your life philosophy?

234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6842 02:40

I die tomorrow, and there's certainly no use in planning what my corpse will be doing.

What is the longest time you have stayed awake and for what reason?

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6842 03:36

Two days. And I was reading a really good book. I felt like crap after.

What's an insignificant skill or talent that you are proud of?

236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6842 05:19

The ability to recall the exact sound of people's voices with perfect clarity. Unfortunately my memory is otherwise terrible, so I can't use it to recognize people. I'll often remember a voice perfectly, but not the name that goes with it.

What's an insignificant secret you've never told anybody offline?

237 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6842 07:43

I have never played Pokémon.

What would you like your epitaph to be?

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6842 08:37

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Where can one find a nice, normal, sane girl?

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6842 11:57


What do you think of the loudness war and overcompression (this is not about data compression like MP3 or Vorbis)? Is the music you listen to affected?

240 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6842 17:10

I just turn my speakers down if it's too loud and turn them up if it's too quiet. Haven't noticed either really, though.

Why are women so hard to understand?

241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6842 20:37

Because societal norms force them to be the way they are. Don't blame yourself or women in general. If you need someone to blame, blame Zionists or The Elitist Superstructure.

If you could change one thing in your life, what would it be?

242 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6842 21:46

Not having Seasonal Affective Disorder would be pretty swell. I wish I didn't hate Winter; it's quite a pleasant season otherwise.

What is your opinion on the Secret Area of VIP Quality?

243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6843 08:50

I like it, I like it a lot!

Who are your favorite heros on Dota 2? (Let's play some time, too, my SteamID is "clisp"~)

244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6860 07:59

Never played it, I'm afraid.

What is your favourite type of crystal lattice?

245 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6860 15:00

ƒΐBoron (R-105)

How can I learn to play the keyboard?

246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6860 16:35

Get a keyboard, get a beginner's book on playing keyboards and/or hire a teacher. Do the lessons, practice, practice, practice.

Where the fuck are my keys?

247 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6860 19:35

On your keyboard.

What is your favorite thing about Touhou

248 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6860 19:51

Too... many... answers... aughhh

I'm going to have to go with the bullet patterns. Some of them in particular are absolutely beautiful, and they have the sort of beauty you can only appreciate by trying desperately to make it through them without dying. It's definitely not something you can get just by staring at screenshots.

Which Touhou character has your favourite hat?

249 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6860 22:26

I've always liked Marisa's spin on the cliched witch hat. Though the mopcaps that seem rather popular in Gensokyo are rather cute too so I suppose those come second.

What's your favorite vampire book?

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 05:49


Who is your waifu? What does waifuism mean to you?

251 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 07:43


Ahiru from Princess Tutu. She's so kind, so beautiful, and so silly and childish that I just want to protect her. I think waifuism can be a lovely thing if you find that reality doesn't have what you want. But like any relationship, taking it too far is unhealthy.


Do you tan easily, or are you more likely to burn?

252 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 07:52

Usually, I neither tan nor burn, save for one isolated incident wherein part of my neck/chest ended up sunburnt. So I'd have to say I'm more likely to burn.

Would you please tell me about your favourite webcomic(s), if any?

253 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 08:29

Well now! I read way too many webcomics, so I couldn't really choose.

  • Three Word Phrase: my current favorite. It is consistent in making me chuckle, and it's rarely predictable.
  • Gunshow: A close second to the above for the same reasons.
  • NonCanon: Doesn't always make me laugh, but it has a knack for hitting uncomfortably close to home. The art is pretty good too.
  • Dinosaur Comics: used to be my favorite but lately hasn't been quite as funny, though still a good read.
  • Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: As above, the older comics are much better, but new ones are still amusing.
  • A Softer World: Seems kind of pretentious until you realize how funny it is.

What are your opinions of the comics listed above?

254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 12:32

Three Word Phrase: Good
Gunshow: Mixed, but tends to be fun
NonCanon: ??? I must read this!
Dinosaur Comics: It's something I read every day, I maybe laugh once a week :(
SMBC: Pretty good. I really like the videos.
A Software World: Mixed. I sometimes really like it.

Recommend a few webcomics that aren't on that list, wouldn't you? Can you tell us why they're worth reading, too?

255 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 18:12

>>254 I like Dueling Analogs webcomics because they make fun of many video games, and they have a "rejected Megaman robot master" comic on occasion.

256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 18:13

>>256 I would like to know your favorite humorous cheat code in any video game.

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 18:57

The "enemies have big heads" cheat in Turok: Dinosaur Hunter.

If a movie was made about your life, who would play you?

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 19:08

Myself, I need the money.

Can you spare me a dime?

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6862 02:40

I just flushed a $10 bill down the toilet with the word DQN written on it.

What do you look like?

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6862 02:56

I took the first internet quiz I found on google for "what do you look like" and got this:
The sad thing is the picture's not too far off, though my face is a little rounder. A while back I did a thing where you upload your face and get it matched to a celebrity. I got Cary Grant - I'd like to believe I'm that handsome but honestly it's pretty far off.

What kind of look do you find attractive?

261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6862 03:25


Tall, lanky, glasses, tufty hair, bony hands


What kind of soap do you use?

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6862 11:01


The one they dropped in prison


Do you find it hard not to clench up your butt so a carrot like object could slide in easily?

263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6862 12:01

Please don't talk to yourself about such lewd things.

Have you ever had a lucid dream?

264 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6862 22:26

>>263 I dreamed that I needed to pee badly, but the public toilet looked like it belonged in the movie Trainspotting. I then decided to hold it in.

>>265 What is your favorite version of the Pontiac Firebird?

265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6863 09:45

I'm ignorant on the topic. None.

What does your semen taste like?

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6863 10:36

>>265 my fiancé said just yesterday actually how sweet my semen is, she likes it. So that's nice :3

>>277 Would you rather be a rabbit or a hare? nudge nudge wink wink

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 16:28

I'd be a moon rabbit and live in Gensokyo.
Boring aside: "fiancé" = man engaged to be married, "fiancée" = woman engaged to be married. But I guess that practice is dying out anyway.

Why is a cow?

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 16:45

Because moo.

I have an extremely dubious idea for a new thread. Should I go for it anyway?

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 17:00

>>267 oops yes I realised my mistake after I posted

>>268 Yes, always. I have a rule in my life that if I feel I'm going to do something and it might be dumb and I may regret it. do it really quickly before I have time to have second thoughts. I'm looking forward to seeing your thread!

>>270 What was special about your most impressive poop ever, one that you were proudest of?

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 18:08

Its shape and smoothness. Somehow I managed to curl it into a perfect circle on the near-horizontal part of the toilet bowl. I regret not having had access to a camera at the time, because the shape put me in mind of those zen calligraphy pictures adorning the walls of some Japanese restaurants I've visited, that consist of a freehand-drawn circle in a single brushstroke. I wish I remember what I'd eaten to make my poop that smooth. OK, I guess it's time to stop gushing and start asking a question.

Where would I be now if I had not decided to study Japanese all those years ago?

271 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 18:37



delicious choice of phrase

Hmmm i'd need to know where you were all those years ago, you might be in the same place, or you might have used the time you spent learning Japanese on another language and be in that country, or on some other skill and you might be somewhere now using that skill, maybe even getting paid for it!

Well, >>272, what's your favourite food? It may seem like an unimaginative question but I'm genuinely interested.

272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 20:55

I like bread.

Who is your favorite philosopher?

273 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 21:11

Currently it's Michael Schmidt-Salomon, mainly because he is the only philosopher whose work I have not only read excerpts from. He posits the intriguing view that morality is completely unnecessary, provided decisions about right and wrong can be made on the basis of ethics.

How can I avoid running out of patience when tidying up a very messy room? As it stands, I tend to get fed up and stop working after less than five minutes of sorting things into piles.

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 21:29

>>273 get yourself a timer. set it to five minutes; you are obligated to clean up as hard as you can during those five minutes, and obligated to stop when it stops ticking. When you get used to five, work your way up. If the mess is extreme, you can stop at about 15 minutes a day. Eventually, you will find that you have made solid progress and maybe even don't need to keep cleaning, circumstances depending (this time does not include other chores like vacuuming, dishwashing, dusting, etc.).

Unless you're like me and live with a packrat and an enabler and everything you clean out gets filled in with more crap.

What kinds of cheese would you recommend?

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 22:17

I really like Brie. It's creamy and buttery, and it goes with anything.
I made the mistake of substituting Parmesan with Cheddar in a carbonara yesterday. Didn't really work and it's not something I recommend. I might actually try using Brie, though.

What was the last thing you cooked, and how was it?

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 22:18

>>274 I used to work in the factory as a cheese packer then as a quality inspector, it's very good

>>276 Have you ever fancied being the opposite sex?

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 23:51

The strawberry syrup from the recipe on the FoodWishes blog (whose URL is blacklisted on 4-ch for some reason). Quite pleasant, though far too sweet at the soda dilution ratios the recipe suggests. I would recommend 1 part syrup to at least 5 parts water.

A few times. When I was around five years old, I envied the greater range of clothing cuts available to girls (they get to wear skirts and trousers, and we only get the latter! Blatant sexism, I say!), and when I entered puberty, I learned that girls could have multiple orgasms and was envious once again. Also, girls looked better in long hair than I could pull off, and seemed to have much softer skin than me. That seemed like nice attributes to have. Then when I got a girlfriend, she told me about her excruciating period pains, and my envy subsided rather quickly.

Will there ever be a Kantian-style Enlightenment movement in Muslim nations? If so, what will the results look like?

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 17:40

I don't know about Kantian-style. The various populaces (in uprising or no) don't seem very clear that they want that, which is what it would really take for me to consider it a "movement". Their diverse home-grown attempts at any sort of philosophical rule includes lots of basket-case isms like Qutbism, Baathism, and Jamahirya. Even the few that found some modicum of success in democratic-ish ventures during the 20th century aren't looking too healthy at the moment, while at the same time a lot of these non-benevolent dictatorships have a huge shitstorm on their hands, even if they aren't in actual danger of losing power.

But I'm no expert, what the fuck do I know.

Well, what about head cheese?

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 18:03

Never tried it, don't plan on it.

What would you name your first child?

280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 18:20

If it's a girl, I'm sorely tempted to go with Reimu, at least as a middle name because my wife would insist on a more common first name.

If it's a boy, I've always been partial to Eric. That would probably also be relegated to middle name, though, because my wife and I are planning to give any children we have completely androgynous first names. Haven't decided on any specific first names yet, though.

How long would a strictly secularist world government last if it were somehow established within the next year?

281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 18:20

Cassandra. Even if it's a boy.

If you were given three wishes, what would the second one be?

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 18:53

No way to know on that virtue of it alone.

Power (first would be intelligence, last would be wisdom)

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 21:59

Woo! Free question!

Do you think there is a future for the Euro? If so, what needs to change in order for it to happen?

284 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 02:40

>>283 No. For a common currency area to work, people need to be able to pack up and move to another part of the area without much difficulty - which is difficult when its constituent states have different languages and cultures. The states need to be politically stable and represented equally to some degree so its citizens don't resent the federal government. The economies of each state in the area should have about the same composition or wealth so monetary policy never has to exacerbate problems in one economy while helping in another. Also, its constituent states need to be willing to make unconditional sacrifices for other states in need, or at least be reasonable about their demands.

>>285 How do I find weed dealers in my area?

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 06:26

I hear you can find anything on Craigslist. Or make friends with people and go to parties, drug users know how to find drugs.

How tall are you?

286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 07:52

176 cm, which Google informs me is 5 feet 9 19⁄64 inches. What a quaint measurement system!

Do you think the USA will completely abandon the principle of separation of church and state within your lifetime? If so, when, and if not, to what extent will it be further eroded?

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 16:19

It seems improbable. The US public grows a bit less religious with every passing generation. Short of wholesale demographic changes involving the rapid displacement of the native population by imported groups who are vastly more religious (cough Eurabia cough Sharia law cough) it seems unlikely.

Doesn't this sort of talk make you feel hopeless?

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 19:53

A little.

What has been the most exciting thing to happen to you today?

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 21:11

My friend cooked up an awesome 5AM dinner, then busted out her hookah so we could smoke and eat while watching Cowboy Bebop.

What, in your opinion, are the values and considerations by which everyone ought to conduct themselves?

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 22:49

I believe that people must take responsibility for the results of their actions. I also believe that Kant doesn't get enough respect today when we speak of ethics. I believe that you must become the change you want to see in the world. By this I mean that you are obligated to practice the virtues you wish to see become more common. If you want to live in a world in which people speak the truth, this obliges you to be truthful and forthright in all your dealings with others, for example.

What's the last thing you saw on /dqn/ that you found really amusing?

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 23:09

>>290 post #74, 75

What's a pre-1990 computer game that you heartily recommend?

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 05:57

Elite from 1984, though several improved versions for other hardware were not released until 1991-1993. One of the original game's two creators even put up downloads of various versions on his website, along with emulation suggestions!

What is your opinion on the official shiptoasting thread? Does or will it bring about a noticeable change in quality in other /dqn/ threads, and if do, are these changes positive or negative?

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 06:10

I hate it, and I wish I could go away. If you really can't resist shitposting, fuck off /dqn/ and go somewhere else you children

What is your opinion on MMOs? Do you play any?

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 06:30

I started out with Ultima Online back in 2001/02, got bored of it only two years later though. I never played any MMO on its official servers since, but I did play some WoW on a free private server (back when Burning Crusade was the most recent expansion, way before <Lv.20 characters became free to play) with increased drop and XP rates. The main reason I stopped playing was getting back into university after two years of NEET status. I have not played any other MMOs before or since that, though I've watched my brother play Everquest 2, Star Wars Galaxies, City of Heroes and a handful of others whose titles I've forgotten. He doesn't seem to stick to one game for very long and prefers to just use up the free trial periods, never to return. His EQ2 and SWG accounts were slightly more long-lived, though.

Since >>293 only answered one of >>292's questions, would you mind picking up the slack? Does or will [the official shiptoasting thread] bring about a noticeable change in quality in other /dqn/ threads, and if so, are these changes positive or negative?

295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 06:51

The only noticeable change I've seen is people complaining about it in other threads. The actual shitposters either don't realize or don't care that their posts are shit. The only purpose that thread serves is an outlet for people to make ironically bad posts.

Anyway, I think it's fruitless to try to dictate the content people post on the internet. Some forums try to do so with heavy moderation, it's elitist quality! But it never works too well in practice. The best thing to do is ignore the bad posts and bump quality threads with quality posts of your own.

What's your favorite internet community (either currently or in your past internet history)?

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 08:22

The comment board on used to be my favourite hangout from early 2001 to 2003\friendly posters, witty banter, light-handed moderation based on the rule-of-thumb of "don't post what you wouldn't like your friend's 14-year-old sister to see", and even politics trolls dealt with in level-headed discussion. I spent so much time there that my parents' phone bill went through the roof several times until they got a flat-rate internet service (ah, the days of pay-by-minute dial-up Internet). Then I got too busy with studies to visit more than once every few months, much less comment, and when I got more free time and came back, I discovered the place had turned into a hive of oversensitive whiners, right-wingers who got offended as soon as their perceptions were challenged, and moderators who had banned several of the most interesting posters. Most of the other interesting people I had come to regard as friends had left in protest shortly after the first bannings. The exiles formed a small LiveJournal community which I also joined, but it never really was anywhere near as good as it had been on the comment board.
Currently, it's a toss-up between /dqn/ and the regulars in the Vocaroo threads on 4chan's /soc/. Speaking of which, woo yay, 4chan's back up!

Do you use social networking sites for work-related reasons, privately, both, or neither? If your answer isn't "neither", post your impressions of the communities you've seen and/or joined there!

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 09:35

>>296 Kinda both, for a long time it was mainly to talk to my girlfriend (long distance relationship) but now she's moved in with me, she's deleted her facebook. A couple of my good friends have deleted theirs as well, so there's not much else I use it for. My partner in my own small business has moved to another city so we keep in touch about work on it, and a facebook group is kinda the main base of operations for a Miku hologram concert team I'm part of (I play bass). I have over 500 friends on it, real people that I know and like irl, but every day I realise how little I care for what most of them have to say, and usually a casual glance at the main stream just annoys me.

>>298 How do you feel about image macros becoming mainstream, and generally just being called "memes" by regular people whether they actually are what we'd call "memes" or not?

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 12:13

>>297 I can't really get really either upset or excited about it. "Normal" people have been laughing at "lolcat" pictures for a while now, haven't they?

>>299 Will you attempt to post twice in order to seize the 300GET?

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 12:15


What is your least favourite genre of music?

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 12:22

>>299 Probably metal, I used to like it but I grew out of it and it just seems so silly to me, and metalheads annoy me for the most part

You >>300 GET lucky and win a massive amount of money, what do you do with it?

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 15:35

I buy a large apartment in Fukuoka as well as a medium-sized business, whose administration I leave completely to the previous owners. I then live in Japan long enough to become a naturalized citizen, gradually accumulating legal recordings of every anime I ever pirated, as well as licensed copies of every pirated game I own. Eventually I will buy a second home either in or near Akihabara, Tokyo. Both my homes will be decorated with all sorts of otaku paraphernalia and each contain a big-screen TV with satellite subscription, separate dedicated gaming rigs for eroge and danmaku shooters, and be hooked up to fibre-optic internet of the fastest available speed. I will fund large-scale campaigns raising awareness and petitioning the movie, music and game industry for an end to region-coding and similar restrictive measures, as well as calling on the Tokyo governor (should Ishihara or a similar person still occupy that office) to end his otaku-bashing and manga censorship. I will spend any remaining funds not needed for living expenses and upkeep on donations to ailing anime studios and impoverished mangaka whose work I have enjoyed. Yes, I am a huge anime nerd who feels guilty about all the torrenting.

What continuing behavior of yours do you feel guilty about?

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 15:58

Definitely my internet addiction. When I was a teenager I used to at least make things when I dicked around the computer for hours on end, but these days I just lurk from website to website without even posting a comment.

Is it possible to change one's nature?

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 18:07

Sure. Our nature's really just a combination of our memories, our awareness, and our conditioning. If you're strong enough to recondition yourself, pay more attention to things, lost your memories, or made many more memories, I wouldn't be surprised if you changed some... what exactly do you mean by nature, though? It's too hard of a term to define, I think. If we judge a person through their actions, maybe only their actions have to change.

What was the last VN you played?

304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 18:57

If you include adult ones, Katawa Shoujo.

Where do you buy computer games? Don't answer if you never buy any.

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 07:45

Either from Steam or from the game company's website. It's been literally several years since I last bought a physical copy of a computer game.

If you can remember/find it, what was the first thread you started on DQN?

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 08:25

Either the DQN archives aren't quite complete or I'm missing something, since I couldn't find a few threads I definitely remember making. Instead here's the earliest one I could find that still exists:
...let's just say it's not my proudest moment in thread-making history.

What's your proudest moment in thread-making history?

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 08:31

Shiptoasting thread

What's your least favorite thread on the front page?

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 08:48

[Misery] ( ί -ί) Post unhappy things... [Part 3] (97)
It's sad!

Go to Wikipedia and go to a random article and tell us your opinion.

309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 10:53

That isn't a question! Anyway, I got, which led me to wonder what on Earth "neo-psychedelic" means.

What is the largest animal you have ever killed, directly or indirectly?

310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 11:05

>>309 A carnivorous flat fish (don't remember the precise species), which I hooked with a fishing rod and pulled out of the giant tank at a Japanese restaurant, for the kitchen to turn into still-twitching sashimi for me. It tasted rather more watery than I had expected.

Among the food you have eaten so far, which ingredient (or instant food) that you remember had been the longest past its expiration date by the time you ate the meal? How much time had passed since its expiration date, and did you suffer any ill effects?

311 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 14:52

>>310 I drank coffee that was past the expiration date by 6 months. It tasted bad, but it didn't do anything bad.

>>312 If you could own one pistol, which kind would it be?

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 15:23

A Gyrojet pepperbox pistol, if only for the coolness factor. Either that or some kind of .22 caliber pistol. I'm not what you might call an expert on guns.

What is the coolest stationery device you either own or wish to own? Please provide a description.

313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 18:47

I own a pen... I'm not sure if that's cool though, everyone has them. It's a G2 or whatever, kind of expensive compared to those Bic ones, but it writes well.

Why does no one do the demanding thread or world domination thread anymore? ;_;

314 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 18:57

They'll both be back, I'm quite sure of it. All it takes is for somebody to bump them back to the front page. (I'm the guy running the World Domination Game, which is why I haven't done it myself).

What do you have planned for the weekend?

315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 06:03

Drinking enough water to not pass out from all the sweating, and tidying my room as long as I remain capable of movement. I also need to learn vocab and write two short essays on set topics.

How do you deal with high air temperature and humidity when your home has neither air conditioning nor even an electric fan?

316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 06:34

I drink hot soup, get in my pajamas, and go on my laptop in bed after a hot shower. It helps me sleep through it.

What is the stupidest thing you've done all year?

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 06:35

If you have a basement, hide out there. Alternatively, keep cool with ice cold drinks and stay indoors. Shut the curtains to keep the sun and heat out of the home.

Are you guilty of shitposting?

318 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 06:38

Air flow - open windows (doors if necessary) and find where you can get the air moving. For example. if you open windows on opposite sides of the room you can get a good wind going between them. Hang out where it's coolest.

Really you should just buy an electric fan, they really aren't that expensive and they can really help the air flow especially when combined with open windows.

Besides that, wear light clothes, eat cold foods, take cold showers, get a haircut, put ice on the back of your neck, lose weight. Turn off electronics that generate heat. Don't stay in your house - go out for a swim, hang out at a library with AC, whatever.

What's your favorite album of 2012 so far?

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 06:41

Permitting myself to continually give in to various addictions.

I hope not.

Lone - Galaxy Garden

What strange force of nature made three different people reply to 315?

320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 07:31

Looking at the timestamps, I see that all of them posted within a five-minute time span. Even DQN does not usually get this many posts per minute. Heatwaves seem to be a popular topic in general around this time of year, affecting people in lots of different places.

Will the world ever decide on a universal mains voltage, and if so, will Christians see this as another sign of impending Armageddon?

321 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 08:20

no, and even if yes, no

I am wasting 321GET with a curt answer and a stupid question. Does this make you upset?

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 09:34

>>321 not really man.

>>322 What's the best small furry animal?

323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 11:04

>>322 A cat.

>>234 You're cold: sweater or blanket?

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 11:17

Ideally a hot bath, but given those choices I'll take the blanket.

Are Japanese air-conditioned beds (Kuchofuku) the best thing ever in summer? Please give reasons for your answer.

325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 11:35

Yes. It allows you to regulate a comfortable temperature without having to spend higher amounts of energy, such as what is required to use an air conditioner or fan.

Are Japanese heated tables (kotatsu) the best thing ever in winter? Please give reasons for your answer.

326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 11:42

No, because the heat is too localized. You end up getting drowsy and possibly sweaty, which might make you catch a cold if you don't also have central heating. Still, I wouldn't mind owning one.

Would you prefer living in a big city, a small to medium town, or a tiny village? Why did you choose that answer?

327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 14:10

A small to medium town sounds nice and easy going, I like a small environment while being able to recognize faces where I go.

What time do you normally wake up?

328 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 17:30

Normally between 7 and 10 am if I have no classes in the morning (otherwise 6.30-8), but because it gets so bright early, recently I keep waking up between 4.30 and 6.30 even on weekends and holidays, no matter when I go to bed.

Hot summers or freezing winters, which are the lesser evil?

329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 18:13

Subjectively speaking, freezing winters are better. I hate heat. It's often impossible to beat the heat, but with cold I can dress up in warm clothes. Heat just makes me feel miserable and irritated, and not a fun person to be around. It also makes any form of exercise give me a splitting headache.

Objectively speaking though, winters are probably more dangerous to humanity - life tends to flourish more toward the equator.

What should I make with pepperoni (besides pizza)?

330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 18:25

You could slice it up, and have it with some biscuits. Throw in some cheese or vegetables (cucumber, tomato, possibly herbs).


Should I get drunk today?

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 18:29

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 19:21

If you could permanently delete any one thread, such that it never comes back, which one would it be?

333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 20:18

This one.

Subjectively speaking, what country has the nicest flag?

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 20:47


How should I address transsexual people in the third person if I don't know their gender?

335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 21:10

The generic third-person singular gender in English is "he," isn't it? Use that.

How are you taking it easy?

336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 21:19

silently nodding in approval of your answer instead of being a PC Nazi

It's too hot where I live. Is it too hot where you live?

337 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 21:30

It's only about 63 F. That's hot for where it is but I don't consider it very hot at all.

Does heat make people less intelligent?

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 23:17


What's that?

339 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 23:20

While heat doesn't make people any less intelligent, it does cause them to act less rationally than if it were room temperature.

Why is Wales the only flag with a dragon on it?

341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 09:46

What is the most unusual non-sexual fantasy you have ever had?

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 10:39

What do you mean by fantasy...? I guess one of mine is living in a monastery.

If you could live the rest of your life completely alone but knowing you could still get food, water, shelter etc, would you choose to?

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 10:50

>>338 it's a thing for picking stitching out of material, see

>>341 Most days I fantasise about being involved in a horrible accident and my body getting all mangled, then photos of my remains appearing on the Internet

>>343 How do you sell soul to a soulless people who sold their soul?

344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 10:52

Yes, a million times yes. Preferably on an island or on top of a mountain.

If you woke up tomorrow as a world leader, would you rather be feared or loved?

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 11:03

I'm not sure how you even sell it in the first place.

I'd hope both, probably disliked though, if anything. This world is shitty and it needs a punching bag. If things got bad, I'd try to become a feared man...

Why are there 3 of us posting at once? I'm going to bed, you should, too.

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 14:38

But I just woke up!


If the planet had for some reason needed to be locked perpetually to one season, which would you choose?

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 15:57

Wouldn't axial tilt lock it into two seasons (one per hemisphere)? Anyway, I'd probably go with spring because it has the most bearable temperatures, though long-term effects on the ecosystem I can't even begin to speculate about.

What historical event would you like to change? How and why would you change it, and how do you think this would change the present?

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 17:08

As for me, I'd like to meddle with the potty-pioneers. Wikipedia tells me that the English invented our style of toiletry in 1880. No inventor is mentioned. I'd like to make any change possible to ensure the west poops in a manner as kawaii and refined as in the east, even if Japanese don't use squat toilets all that much anymore.

How do I stop getting distracted by video games, /dqn/ and anime long enough to live a studious, virile and healthy life?

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 17:32

One thing that I find helps a lot is to not have your PC running 24/7, or if you need it for your studies etc, create a separate user account on your OS which can access only homework- and productivity-related applications.

What is your favourite recent (less than 25 years old) cover of a song from the first half of the 20th century? Post YouTube links if you can find them!

350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 07:08

This is more of a remix than a cover, but I love Venetian Snares' take on "Gloomy Sunday":
It's rare for an idm track to have such a well-crafted buildup / climax / denouement.
(PS: Youtube sound quality is shit so try to find a hi-fi version somewhere.)

How much power does music have over your emotions?

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 08:08

Not that much, really. Usually, the music I listen to depends on my mood rather than the other way round.

What is your favourite chemical element?

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 08:14

Thorium. If only it were used instead of Uranium for safe nuclear energy!

Can you recommend a regular Enka music podcast? Streaming internet radio would also be awesome!

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 12:31

Unfortunately not. I had a look around, and it appears that there was one run by, but it no longer exists. Sorry.

What single thing do you hate the most and why?

354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 14:51

Myself. I'd written a reply earlier about being too analytic and disaffected to enjoy anything genuinely. But I was tripping at the time and ended up with something unnecessarily long which would have been an eyesore to read anyway.

What single thing do you love the most and why?

355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 15:17

My beloved waifu. I can't really put into words the reasons why, but I suppose it's largely to do with finding a purpose.

What is your proudest accomplishment of the last week?

356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6900 04:49

Bumping this thread because nobody else would.

What do you like on your sandwich?

357 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6900 05:13


Lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, salami... I only eat sandwiches with french bread.


What are you wearing at this exact moment?

358 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6900 09:41

Jeans. Gray boxers. Dark gray t-shirt.

What's up?

359 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6900 09:56

Nothing. Just got back from a long night. It's 6AM!

What are your plans for Sunday?

360 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6900 10:32

My Sunday is just ending - I cleaned a bunch and rearranged my room, I'm pretty happy with it. Now I'm making rolled cabbage but I'm worried I put too much toubanjan in the soup (it's gonna be hella spicy!) My plans for tomorrow are to go to work and fuck around on the internet for 8 hours because there's no actual work for me to do the next two days.

Why do you visit DQN?

361 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6900 10:50

Nowhere else to go

What are your thoughts on shamanism?

362 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6900 17:04

It was cool and meaningful and interesting right up until I was contacted by ghosts (not actually ghosts, but demons). No sirree, nothing but that good old religion for me now.

Ave Caesar!

363 is a palindrome. 363/3 = 121, also a palindrome. 121/11=11, also a palindrome. That's three palindromic prime factors! How lucky does this make you feel, >>363?

363 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6900 17:50

It makes me feel all tingly inside.

If you could remove one website/community from the internet - and all knowledge and memory of it so no one could recreate it - what would it be?

364 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6900 17:57


What is the most recent computer game you have played?

365 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6900 22:12

Star Wars: Battlefront 2 with #tohno-chan

Grimdark or moe?

366 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6900 22:18

Moe! Give me moe or give me death!

How many Touhou characters can you name off the top of your head? (First name only is fine).

367 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6901 21:22

Let's see... Hakurei Reimu, Kirisame Marisa, Alice Margatroid, Letty Whiterock, Shikieiki Yamaxanadu, Ono no Komachi, Kaenbyou Rin, Yakumo Yukari, Yakumo Ran, Yakumo Chen, Yagokoro Eirin, Inaba Tewi, Reisen Udongein Inaba, Hōraisan TeruyoKaguya, Fujiwara no Mokō, Hieda no Akyū, Mystia Lorelei, Morichika Rinnosuke, Flandre Scarlet, Izayoi Sakuya, Koakuma, Patchouli Knowledge, Remilia Scarlet, Yuyuko, Hong Meiling, Shameimaru Aya, Hatate (what was her last name?), Cirno, Daiyōsei, Kawashima Nitori, Kochiya Sanae, Yasaka Kanako, Suwako, Nazrin, Genji, Okū (damn it, I used to know her proper name), Satsuki, the Prismriver Sisters whose first names I've forgotten, and ... arrgh, what was the half-ghost gardener with the two swords at Hakugyokurō named? Can't believe I forgot her name.

Can you find and link to a picture in which all of these characters are depicted together? Rule 34 is obviously a huge bonus, but not strictly required.

368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6901 21:43

This one has all of the Windows era characters with official portraits, as far as Fairy Wars - so it's lacking characters such as Rinnosuke and Genji. Good job though! You can remember a lot more last names than I. The one you couldn't remember was Konpaku Youmu.

What is your current desktop background?

369 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6901 22:06

An upscaled version of this Morichika Rinnosuke/Ibaraki Kasen image. Normally I tend to only use astronomy pictures (both photographs and artists' impressions), but this one was a good reminder to pull myself together and actually study for finals instead of slacking off all the time.

What is your favorite word in a foreign language? If you can't think of any, a loanword is fine too.

370 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6902 04:09

I'm sure there's a better one that I can't think of right now, but off the top of my head:
‚’‚ν‚©‚ρ - The vague sense of discomfort you experience when in a situation you're not used to (such as writing with your non-strong hand.)

What's your favorite spice?

371 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6902 07:32


What garments do you sleep in?

372 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6902 09:35

Often jeans and a t-shirt... whatever I was wearing the day before.

What is reality, to you? Or in other terms, what is the world?

373 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6903 00:40

Reality is exactly what you perceive it to be. Nothing more, nothing less. How could it be anything else?

What is the most unusual object which has ever been in your anus?

374 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6903 03:03

A Wii controller.


Do you believe there is intelligent life (in any "form") besides us that exists in this vast universe?

375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6903 05:25

No, I don't believe things without a good amount of solid evidence, but I do think it's likely.

If you had the power to go back one day in the past (like in the movie Groundhog Day) but could only use it once, how would you use it?

376 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6903 05:39

Assuming I get a choice of when to use it, and unless an ethically superior cause comes along before I get around to it, betting large sums on the results of several sports events would be my choice.

What discontinued snack food do you wish they'd start making again? Naming several is fine too.

377 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6904 10:49

>>376 I wish I could find Fizzy Jerks again. And Vanilla Coke.

>>378 How do you politely let a friend know he's unwittingly (under the influence of a cocktail of painkillers) being very rude to other friends, who are too polite to say?

378 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6905 12:45

Ask him if he has Asperger's. If he does, he'll say so. If he doesn't, he'll take the hint that he's acting inappropriately (because he's not autistic).

What song is currently stuck in your head?

379 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6905 13:07

380 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6905 14:25

Maybe corn? HFCS does much harm

Idealism or Materialism? Why

381 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6906 09:58

Materialism. You cannot eat ideas.

What are your top 5 Android apps?

382 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6910 17:07

Back in my day, an android was a robot which looked like a human. I'm not even sure what it means now, beyond that it's something phone related. Anyway, I'm fairly certain I've never used an android app.

Would you be so kind as to select my kanji of the day?

383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6910 19:24


What do you enjoy learning about the most?

384 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6910 21:44


What is your favourite video game console (from any generation)?

385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6911 22:25

>>384 Super Nintendo

>>386 Do you have a favorite Mega Man or Mega Man X game?

386 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6912 03:52


Why are women so crazy? Or, at least, the ones who are interested in me?

387 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6912 04:39

You are obviously crazy yourself.

What is the best internet browser?

388 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6912 08:33


What's you favorite non-fiction book?

389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6912 12:45

I don't have any concrete favourite, but the one I read most recently - which, I must say, was very good - was Prime Obsession by John Derbyshire. It's about the Riemann Hypothesis.

If you happened to find yourself in a small mountain town in Italy for a few days, what would you do?

390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6912 19:11

>>389 I hope the dragon on the Welsh flag answers your question.

>>391 Do you want to have children any time soon?

391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6912 20:59

No! I suppose it would be an interesting experience though, but I don't foresee myself wanting to get into a relationship (a man living alone in a basement has no chance of adopting) or going out of my way to earn more money to support another human being. I'm struggling to provide for myself as it is!

What is your fondest memory from when you were 7?

392 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6912 22:40

A fond memory: A piece of paper. Walls in a train station.

Where did I go wrong?

393 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6913 00:46

The moment you began concerning yourself with boring things.

How do I become a top-notch poster and get an ASCII art of myself featured on the cover of Time magazine?

394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6913 09:02

Stop posting. When people start saying, "I miss Espeon! She was such a great poster ;-;" you'll know you're edging towards mythic status.

Who am I?

395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6913 09:10

You are you, incommensurable to anything else.

What's your favorite programming language? Or if you can't program, what's your favorite piece of software?

396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6913 10:01


Preference: day or night?

397 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6913 10:48

Night time.

How tall are you?

398 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6913 18:47



How did you lose your virginity?

399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6913 20:48

During a move.

Can I rent your spare room for a few months? Just long enough to get my life unfucked.

400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6913 21:28

>>399 oh please do! We're desperate for someone to move in, my old flatmate moved out the day before yesterday and we don't want to pay a month's rent on top of the rent for our room for an empty room !

>>401 Are you jealous of this here 400 GET?

401 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6913 21:33


Have you ever felt the desire to manually remove your spine then wash each individual vertebra and take care of them as though they were small animals?

402 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6913 21:49

>>401 No, I can't say I have...

>>403 What do you wear in bed when you go to sleep?

403 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6913 22:33

Last night, I wore a pair of jeans and a light blue t-shirt

What are your thoughts on w2ch?

404 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6913 23:04

If it isn't in English, I can't read it.

Have you ever tried to learn Esperanto? Have you ever tried to study LISP or read SICP? What was your motivation to do these things or what stops you from doing them?

405 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6914 00:14

I never tried to learn Esperanto because I'm not sure what its for. I learned LISP but didn't read SICP. Lisp doesn't have a lot of good libraries, so it's difficult to accomplish anything in it.

Do any countries speak Esperanto or is it just a made up language? If you were forced to write an OEL-ish manga in a language other than English or Esperanto what would it be about and what language would you write it in.

406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6914 00:35

It's no nations official language, but it's spoken around the world. I'd write a manga using Klingon.

Regarding the conflict in Syria, who do you think will win, the Syrian Government or the Free Syrian Army?

407 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6914 16:09

Free Syrian Army.

What is your favourite type of insect?

408 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6914 17:52

Millipedes are pretty cool.

Are you a tea kinda guy or a coffee kinda guy?

409 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6914 18:50

Tea, definitely. I love more or less all types of tea, especially green tea. Can't even remember the last time I had coffee. More importantly, the person behind me feels it is his solemn duty to inform you that millipedes are myriapods, not insects.

If you owned a dungeon, what sorts of things would you have in it?

410 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6914 22:03

A room where the giant fire puffer works, and a sinister midget with a bucket and a mop where the blood goes down the drain.

Do you have anything you'd like to share with the class?

411 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6914 23:45

Yes, herpes.

How would you rate my crude joke on a scale of tasteless to boring?

412 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6915 00:40

>>411 somewhere inbetween.

>>413 what's your least favourite tv show?

413 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6915 00:41

It really depends on the type of class. Preschool class would be tasteless and throwaway class at a community college would be boring.

What's your favorite part of a rainforest?

414 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6915 00:51

Hard to choose, there are so many bad TV shows. One that comes to mind is Deal or No Deal, the premise is just so utterly stupid it makes my head hurt. Bachelor/Bachelorette style reality shows are pretty painful to watch too.

I don't actually watch many TV shows, so I guess the least favourite TV show that I actually watch is Modern Family, it's frustratingly predictable and always plays it safe.

Having just explored a rainforest a couple days ago, I'd have to say the valleys (if there are any). I think it looks really cool and mysterious to look down into a rainforest going down into a deep valley.

If you had $1000 for a vacation, where would you go and what would you do?

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6915 04:24

If this 1000 dollars excludes flights, I'd probably go somewhere cheap that such a monetary figure would last a bit. India, Bangladesh, Bhutan, Nepal - somewhere really nice like that. You can get by on about 15-20 dollars a day there!

What is your least favourite anime?

416 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6915 04:42

Musashi Gundoh, I tried watching it because I heard it was so bad it was funny, but it turned out to be so bad that I couldn't even stand watching more than two episodes.

What movie did you enjoy at first but grew to dislike upon repeat viewings?

417 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6915 07:08

Jumanji. I really could've named any Robin Williams flick from the 90's.

If you had to get Japanese word or phrase tattooed on your body, what would it be?

418 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6915 07:25

—Ν because I like Chikara Pro and all the wacky character

What if Bobby Hill was your son?

419 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6915 15:37

I'd be filled with disappointment but at the same time tolerate him under the pretense of "That boy ain't right."

Will you be getting high to celebrate your GET?

420 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6915 18:06

>>419 awww i wish, i don't have anything

>>421 what was the last tape cassette you listened to?

421 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6915 18:14

Some tape cassette about learning Italian, earlier today as it happens.

What is/are your favourite question(s) in this thread so far?

422 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6916 04:58

Hard to choose. I liked >>123's question because I'm very curious for the same reason. I'll ask it again!

Are there any forced-registration online forums you know whose atmosphere is not ruined by popularity circle jerks? (Besides Kingdom of Loathing, which has already been mentioned.) If so, where can they be found?

423 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6916 06:17

I like Twitter a lot. A handful of DQNs are on there. It's the only place I really visit other than a few smaller IRC channels and text/imageboards. I suppose Reddit doesn't really have circlejerks, but the downside is that it's full of Redditors.

What's your Twitter username/any other DQNs you know of on the site? I need to follow more DQNs but I don't really know who's on it. I know of @disassemblyline, @FountainOfElly, @touhou_fan, @dysrexia, and @captaindangus for certain... but it's hard to know.

424 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6916 07:42

Circlejerks are terrible and I hate this new generation of social network savvy DQNs. But I guess it is the HiP and hApPPeNin' place to be these days.

Like and upboat this le post, by the way.

What was your dream job or career when you were a young one? When I grow up I want to be...

425 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6916 08:49

I never had one. Maybe an adventurer or an explorer.

Do you know of any DQNs on Twitter? The poster before me got too lost in his ironic shitposting to give a satisfactory answer.

426 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6916 08:58

@horse_ebooks is pretty DQN.

What's something you want to accomplish before you die?

427 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6916 10:37

1cc Perfect Cherry Blossom on lunatic with default lives starting. I made it as far as most of the way through stage 5 once, but I suspect that was something of a fluke.

Does your computer have a name? If so, what is it? (Mine's called Veronica.)

428 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6916 10:42


What other text/imageboards do you visit?

429 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6916 11:23

None, they're basically all the same (people, threads).

Do you recycle?

430 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6916 14:11

>>429 sometimes, but that episode of Penn & Teller's Bullshit made me suspicious of the whole thing

>>431 what's your favourite alcoholic drink?

>>423 @crinkle_cut

431 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6916 15:22

Ale. Particularly the stuff from Wychwood Brewery (Hobgoblin, Goliath, King Goblin).

What is your favourite typeface?

432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6916 15:43

Anything serif, but especially Bookman.

Have you any ideas to start a business?

433 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6916 20:34

The firm would produce computers I designed myself. Though I'm not sure what would my machines do, that current PCs (and telephones) couldn't do also. I think the market is saturated.

Ever considered suicide?

434 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6916 20:58

Once or twice, mostly was scared that I'd go through with it when too sleep-deprived to think it through.
4chan /soc/, mostly the Vocaroo threads because I like to sing-a and read-a. Also /d/ for the occasional trap image dumps.

Do you enjoy singing? If so, ever uploaded anything to Vocaroo, Audioboo or the like? Do you have another semi-public outlet?

435 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6916 21:59

I absolutely cannot stand hearing my own voice in recordings. It's practically torture. The only singing I have ever done was hymns in church when I was a child.

How many people do you think regularly post on DQN? How many lurkers/occasional posters do you think we have?

436 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6916 22:32

There are about 6 DQN regular posters. About two of these were invited to Darkpa's Garden Party. Plus crossover between SAoVQ and /lounge/.

There are about 10-15 /jp/ and /Bun/ shitposters. More disturbingly, 1 or 2 normalfags from /soc/ and 99chan.

Post a tsukimi-boke gag of your own creation.

437 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6916 22:55

That isn't a question!

What is the most intimate secret anyone has ever revealed to you? (If you don't feel comfortable sharing it, be suitably vague or let someone else respond.)

438 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6916 22:56

Tsukimi is a moon festival, you bakayaro! *slaps you with a fan* Thank Heaven, you didn't call it "zucchini".

What's your opinion on the U.S. customary system of units?

439 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6917 00:10

A girl's orgasm should count as something.

Well, I use it...

Thoughts on /lounge/?

440 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6917 01:22

>>439 I visit on very rare occasions just to see what the crack is, usually not very interesting.

>>441 Do you have an piercings? Would you want any/any more?

441 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6917 01:41

I don't. I'm not sure I'd want any; to me they're a bit lame.

Do you speak any other languages?

442 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6917 02:04

I'm bilingual English and Hungarian (although my Hungarian is rather rusty); I learned German and French in school, although I've forgotten most of both, and am currently learning Japanese.

What is the most successful thread that you created? (I don't just mean number of replies.)

443 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6917 08:02

Once I started a huge sharethread on /mu/, back when it was still half-decent. It was mostly neofolk and post-industrial stuff, and some other sharers helped out.

Which religion do you find most interesting/appealing, and why?

444 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6917 09:01

It's a tie between Buddhism since you can take it easy, and Islam because they have some interesting takes on economics.

What illicit drugs have you done?

445 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6917 11:40

>>444 marijuana, cocaine, dimethocaine, mephedrone, methylone, ketamine, mxe, 2c-i, 2c-e, mdma, mda, cheap speed
and not illicit but nutmeg and salvia divinorum

looking forward to LSD, mushrooms and DMT

>>446 do you own a bicycle?

446 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6917 13:04

I do; two of them. I live in a big city, so they're really handy to get around.

ircII or irssi?

447 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6918 11:17

Having just googled both and clicked on the first link, it appears that Irssi has a snazzier looking website. I'd go with that.

What is your favourite type of flower?

448 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6918 17:10

>>447 the chrysanthemums that look like big daisies, gladioli and thistles

>>449 what's your favourite futurama episode?

449 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6918 18:26

The one where Bender gets launched into space and is God to a civilisation of tiny aliens was quite fun.

What is the most serious injury you have ever incurred?

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6918 19:10

The injury itself wasn't too impressive (about half a cm³ of skin and tissue sliced off the side of a toe), but the fact that it happened in brackish water and went untreated for over ten days, without more than a bandage to stop the bleeding, was life-threatening and had me spending three weeks in hospital at age eight. In retrospect, my parents should probably have sued the school whose class trip it had happened on, considering my foot was almost twice the width of my sandal by the time I got back. A bigger injury with less drastic consequences than a scar was a 2cm deep and long tear in my calf muscle from a rusty nail. It received prompt and proper medical care apart from stitches, which I refused for some reason now utterly unclear to me.

Can you recommend anything decent to buy and download from PSN for the PlayStation3 from inside Germany? Please avoid answering in a simple negative, unless this means the thread remains inactive for over a week.

451 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6918 20:13

>>450 Megaman 9 and 10 are great downloadable games. I think you can get them from anywhere.

>>452 Ever play Aerobiz Supersonic or Air Management for the SNES?

452 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6919 01:32

>>451 no i didn't I had a NES then a Megadrive but never a SNES. But I shall look up roms for an emulator for them.

>>453 did you ever play a Sega Saturn?

453 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6919 02:30

>>452 I played a demo of Knights at a Target store. That is all I remember.

>>452 Was it fun playing an Aerobiz on an emulator?

454 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6919 18:15

Yeah, kinda.

Ever taken DPH? I'm thinking of trying some, although I'm a little nervous.

455 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6919 20:30


Why are people giving dull answers to questions that are irrelevant to them?

456 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6919 21:09

Because people are shitlords.

What is your favorite video game of all time?

457 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6919 21:53

Perfect Cherry Blossom.

Have you ever intentionally injured yourself? If so, give details.

458 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6919 22:31

When I was about 15-16, I went through a depressive period and cut my forearms and legs with razor blades. Fortunately I didn't carve any embarrassing words into myself, but I do have very obvious scars I'll have to put up with for the rest of my life.

What is your most recent accomplishment?

459 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6920 01:44

>>458 Hmmm I had my photo printed in the local newspaper with a quote about how shit the job market is post-graduation and how useless the job centre is, but they kinda took it out of context to make me sound a lot harsher than I actually was (though the sentiment was the same)

>>460 Have you ever laid linoleum in a bathroom? Is it as difficult as I think it will be?

>>920 What's your favourite position to sleep in?

460 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6920 03:45

Only in my sisters old kitchen. The adhesive was somewhat messy in my case, and the cutting and measuring of the material was precarious. But in the end it's not that bad, just take your time.

Have you ever ran your own website?

461 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6920 11:46

>>460 i set a shitty one up for my old band that no longer exists, and a tumblr page for one of my other music projects and my record label

>>462 What's your favourite soccer team?

462 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6920 15:00

Sunderland AFC.

Why is/are some dokyun(s) going back and answering old questions, or asking questions to posters in the distant future?

463 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6920 16:12

They're goofy.

Which subreddits make you laugh, but in an elitist sense?

464 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6920 16:40

I don't know what a subreddit is and I don't want to know. See also:

If your life so far were to be portrayed as a landscape painting, what would it look like?

465 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6920 17:40

Looking up at a tall, imposing rocky cliff face with achingly clear blue sky behind it. There's a subtle and impossible to ignore sense of the point of view's rapid uncontrolled descent, even though there are no obvious motion cues in the painting itself.

466 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6920 17:42

Whoops, forgot to ask a question.

Why is my laptop's video running at half speed today?

467 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6921 12:37

It was tired of working so much, and decided today would be its lazy day.

How can I politely tell someone they are obnoxious and annoying?

468 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6921 12:57

Discreetly make a video of them being obnoxious and annoying, then play it back to them.

Why can't I, hold all these limes?

469 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6921 13:26

Because of your comma splice.

If you could go on vacation to any place in the world, where would you choose?

470 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6921 19:15

Depends on the length of the vacation. If it's more than three weeks, and the funds are readily available, I'd like to tour Japan.

How will I ever afford to tour Japan during my exchange year, with all its shops online and offline readily available to me?

471 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6921 23:25

You'll have to travel as frugally as possible - assuming you'd like to buy a lot of things. It's a terribly expensive place.

What is your favourite JRPG, and why?

472 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6922 18:20

Infinite Undiscovery for the 360. Because you walk to the moon and kill God.
What is your favorite RTS and why?

473 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 19:07

Starcraft because I'm corean nida it has an interesting storyline, good characters and excellent gameplay. The graphics, despite being pretty simple by today's standards, still manage to look awesome, and, unlike many old games set in the distant future, it doesn't seem at all dated.

What is your favourite stage/mission of any video game you have ever played?

474 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 20:08

Stage 2 in Journey To Silius. The music was pretty bad ass if I recall.

If your country went to war - ignoring political, economic etc reasons - would you be morally opposed to fighting in it?

475 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 22:29

Not morally opposed, I just have no interest in getting shot at because two rich and powerful shitlords couldn't play nice.

<˜€MΝL> Which Glorious Leader is your favorite?

476 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6923 00:02

<˜€MΝL> The Great Leader himself nida!

What is your most favourite creative activity?

477 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6923 00:14

"Most favourite"? Anyway, I'd have to go with building things in Minecraft. I'm currently constructing Hakugyokurou.

What is the most impressive thing you have built or seen built in Minecraft?

478 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6925 16:23

One of my Japanese Studies classmates built Himeji Castle. If we're also including stuff seen only on the Internet, probably Laputa.

What is your favourite sandbox game and why?

479 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 02:27

Roller coaster tycoon. I spent hours and hours on that game when I was a kid. No other sandbox game has given me anywhere near the same hours of fun and satisfaction.

What was the first video game you got addicted to? (If you've never been addicted, then what's the first video game you enjoyed?)

480 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 04:14

I think it was Doom. I even made custom maps for it. Only that altough I enjoyed exploring, I was feeling sorry for the demons I killed.

Have you ever played Doom, any episode or version?

481 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 04:28

I played the demo, but was too young to know it was only the demo. I want to go back and play the rest.

Are there any games from your childhood that you still play today?

482 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 04:46

Yes. I periodically replay many of the games of my childhood, most recently replaying Marathon.

What do you use your computer for the most?

483 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 05:59

Downloading anime, and moderating various imageboards for some reason.

Whose you're waifu?

484 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 07:35


How do I move on from PHP?

485 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 09:43

You must believe in yourself

How many people use this site nowadays ._. ???

486 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 13:07

DQN: I'd guess around..10 regular people, with a few who periodically check it out. The remainder, probably less.

Do you enjoy any breakfast cereals?

487 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 13:46

I really enjoyed Pokémon cereal. I can't remember if it had a proper name, but it was basically Cheerios with little marshmallow Pokémon. I know there's some similar cereal sold in the US, but to my knowledge Pokémon cereal was the first of its kind here in the UK. It was so sugary and delicious.
Now I just eat Bran Flakes, because I'm boring.

Do you have any unusual talents?

488 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 14:40

>>486 I enjoy many breakfast cereals but I can't really afford to get them often, and then you have to get milk and everything as well

>>488 what's the best thing to put on toast?

489 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 15:39

I can contort my leg such that my foot reaches the back of my head.

The blood of your slain enemies.

What is your greatest video game accomplishment?

490 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 16:00

I got the T-Rex bat in Winters (Earthbound) as well as every 1/128 drop.

What mental illnesses do you believe yourself to have?

491 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 18:32

Short answer: none.

Long answer: none that I know of, but it wouldn't surprise me if I did have one. I have, in the past, suspected myself of having Asperger's or Schizoid Personality Disorder. In both cases I have a significant number of symptoms, but not enough to be particularly convinced.

Have you ever considered matricide?

492 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 19:33

No, but I've often considered roommateicide.

Is it as bloody fucking hot there as it is here?

493 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 21:35


Do you enjoy prostate stimulation more or less than genital stimulation?

494 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 22:34

I don't enjoy it at all.

What kinds of things have you inserted in your hole/s down there?

captcha: luve

495 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 23:02

>>494 a banana, a kitchen roll holder, a beer bottle, a girls' dilator, a tampon (it was painful trying to pull it out), people's fingers, various pens, hmm some other stuff as well i think

>>496 what would your parents say if they could see your whole life and your failings and achievements at a glance?

496 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6927 10:03

I've often wondered that. Probably something like "We love and support you no matter what", but I can't make any guesses as to the degree of sincerity. I'm just hoping that my academic achievements outweigh my creepy sexual fetishes.

Is there a particular time and place in history you would love to visit/permanently inhabit? If so, where, when, and why?

497 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6927 13:41

Quite honestly, I'm a spoiled kid of of the 21st century, and would probably go crazy without my modern conveniences. But if I had to choose, I would be curious to live in ancient Minoan civilization. Not too much is known about them, since Crete was completely destroyed by a volcano, but they did seem to be pretty advanced. They even had flush toilets.

If you had to permanently move to anywhere from 100 to 1000 years in the future, how far would you go?

498 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6927 15:28

100 years. Probably it'd be the easiest to comprehend.

Should I go get coffee with my mother's half of my family in 20 minutes? I'm dressed and idling around, but I don't really like coffee...

499 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6927 15:31

Yes, connections are more useful than we tend to give them credit for. And trust me, it's not about coffee, it's about networking.

Have you ever felt attracted to a member of your family?

500 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6928 00:35

>>499 a couple of times I've masturbated thinking about fucking my cousins, one is 14 and one is 8

>>501 If you are heterosexual, what's the oldest age of woman you wouldn't feel creepy doing sexual things with? If you aren't straight, I'm not that interested sorry.

501 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6928 01:31

>>500 Too bad. The oldest dude I wouldn't feel creepy doing sexual things with is 55, subject to status of hair loss and wealth.

>>502 What >>500san asked only for women/being-straight like he asked.

502 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6928 01:56

It really depends on the individual - age doesn't have anything to do with it. What if I fall in love with a 70-year-old? But as a rule of thumb, I tend to find the thought of sex with anybody older than my mother (49) a bit creepy.

What's the youngest age with whom you wouldn't feel creepy doing sexual things?

503 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6928 06:20


What's the oldest age with whom you wouldn't feel creepy doing sexual things?

504 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6928 11:46

My waifu is more than a thousand years old and I'm still fine with that.

What is the silliest sounding place name you know of?

505 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6928 11:52

There are some great ones here in Britain. I especially like "Gropecunt Lane", "Twatt" and "Sandy Balls":
I actually lived in a village called Pity Me for a while. That was a fun name.

What was the best restaurant you have ever eaten at, and what did you have?

506 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6928 15:44

Probably this place "Cava turacciolo" in Italy.
I barely remember what I had, except that it was multiple courses. I think fresh lake fish was part of it. Of course there was plenty of fancy cheese to go with all the different wines. The combination of chocolate with a dessert wine was particularly delicious. I probably tasted about 10 different wines that night. Good thing I wasn't paying for it.

What's the most expensive thing you regret paying for?

507 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6929 01:15

Passport. I'll probably never use it orz

What's something that the liberals have tried to make "socially acceptable" that you still find offensive/wrong/troubling?

508 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6930 00:54

Voting for a man based on his skin color as a way of showing that you're *not* racist.

Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

509 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6930 01:14

>>508 My daddy is a skilled joiner and he just had a baby girl the night before last with his girlfriend, a baby sister for me.

>>510 What's your most embarrassing sexual accident?

510 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6930 01:58

Molesting my girlfriend in her sleep, only to discover she was actually awake. Not knowing she had actually been awake for the past half hour, I panicked and pretended to be asleep, which in retrospect was probably the dumbest thing to do, since she got (justifiably) upset at me for lying about it, though fortunately she forgave me quickly since it was one of her secret fetishes. I never forgave myself though.

What's your most successful sexual accident?

511 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6930 07:56

Sitting down for on an unlubed anal dildo (first one I had used ever). No pain or tearing was involved.

Would people be more interested in science if there were internationally binding legislation to express all measurements exclusively in scientific (exponential) notation using SI base units?

512 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6930 10:40

I think people would strongly resist such legislation. Assuming people did accept it though, I doubt it would change people's interests. People are forced to learn how to do all sorts of things in school, but it doesn't make them any more interested in those subjects.

Also, I like the idea but it doesn't make much sense for small numbers. Just imagine speed limit signs with figures like 2.0~10^1m/s.

What interests of yours have changed since you were a kid?

513 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6932 18:27

I used to be somewhat obsessed with penguins, whereas now I harbour nothing but mild ambivalence towards them.

How do you feel about penguins? Hard mode: no talking about Linux.

514 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6932 18:40

There's something funny about them. Perhaps the way they walk.

To you, what makes a good operating system?

515 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6933 00:04

Fun. Interesting. Maybe a little hard at first, but easy once you learn it. It should be able to do everything I need done, and do it well. For this reason, I say that Slackware Linux is the best OS in existence.

What was/were your worst childhood experience/s?

516 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6933 13:46

I am jap.
There is a question about me.
When it makes cup noodles with hot water of 300 degrees, how long is it suitable to wait?

517 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6933 15:37

Well, that's a pretty complex question, really. It depends on a huge number of factors - the type of noodles, the volume of the container, the mass of hot water, the temperature (300 Farenheit? Celsius? Kelvin?), air pressure, wind speed, gravity, acceleration, whether the month has an "r" in it or not... I can't really help you unless you give me more information to go on.

This one time I fell off a bunk bed in the middle of the night, onto a concrete floor, fracturing my wrist. The place my family and I were staying at was pretty much the middle of nowhere; miles away from any kind of inhabitation, and tens of miles away from the nearest hospital. So yeah, that sucked.

How many hours do you usually sleep per night?

518 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6933 15:51

like ~12.

What do you think about time?

519 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 08:07

Very interesting... I haven't read any philosophy on it at all. I suppose it's the thing that clocks, journals, and memories make, isn't it? Hmm...

What philosophers / works of philosophy should I introduce to my female friend who's somewhat ignorant about the field? She said she'd read some, but I think she was just saying that to be nice... Out of what I've found most enjoyable, easiest to read, and most interesting, I was thinking of lending to her:

  • Descartes (Meditations)
  • Berkeley (Principles of Human Knowledge)
  • Hume (Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding)
  • Kant (Critique of Pure Reason)
  • Schopenhauer (World as Will and Representation)
  • Nietzsche (Thus Spake Zarathustra)
  • Wittgenstein (Tractatus, Blue and Brown books)

I felt the need to mention her gender because I feel women are not as inclined towards philosophy as men. I'm also worried that these may be too many books, but she's a shut-in, so it's not like she has much better to do... Well, if there are any I should take out, replace, or add to that list, I'd really appreciate your input.

520 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 08:24

Just suggest one at first, or she probably will not read any of them. Pick the one you want her to read most, and if she actually gets into it, you can go from there. Just beware that the average person, regardless of gender, do not really want to put in the energy to read works of philosophy.

How often and how thoroughly do you clean?

521 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 12:55

I'm obsessive-compulsive, so all the time. I cannot sleep if there is so much as a speck of dust that I am aware of.

Do you have any (diagnosed) mental disorders?

522 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 14:03

300 degrees centigrade. The capacity is "nissin cup noodle". The pressure that the pressure can make hot water of 300 degrees centigrade.
<(_ _)>

523 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 14:30

Schizophrenia, a type of autism, and anxiety.

Would you consider SSD drives to be worth their price?

524 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 14:40

Not yet, but as with all technology, they'll become cheaper over time.

Yes, but what about the latent heat capacity of the cup? And the ambient temperature? Humidity? It's all vitally important, you know.

What is your favourite thread of the ones currently on the front page?

525 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 16:22

Because I feel hungry and have eaten, I cannot measure it anymore.
I thank for your past cooperation.
Thank you.

526 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 16:26

Hmm. Will you get water at all when you open the tap? At normal ambient temperature and pressure, at 300 degrees C. you would get what the engineering textbooks call "superheated steam."

This seems quite a dangerous way to prepare cup ramen. You could be scalded and badly burned. Have you considered boiling some water in a metal pan instead?

527 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 18:42

What's your favorite physical feature about yourself?

528 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6935 18:48

Eyes, I think.

I'm gay. Would it be bad if I cheated on the person I'm with just to see what it would be like to be with the opposite gender?

529 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6935 19:18

Regardless of sexuality, cheating on someone is a terrible thing to do. By all means break up with them and then start a new relationship, but doing so behind their back just shows a complete lack of respect, commitment and common decency.

Do you enjoy gardening?

530 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 15:02

>>529 No. I believe if the plants are not meant to be eaten or used as medicine, then they aren't worth growing.

>>531 Have you ever conducted your own science experiments? If so, which one was your favorite?

531 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 16:30

>>530 My dad helped me clone variegated tobacco in his lab to see if it was a recessive or dominant allele!

>>532 Tell me about your daddy complex. (People with daddy complexes only please)

532 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6938 10:20

Is there not any good method to shorten the waiting time of cup noodles?

533 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6938 12:38

>>532 melt some candlewax while you boil the water, then drink the wax so you get a hard waxy shell on your tongue and throat to protect you from scalding yourself with the water

>>531 sorry I don't have a daddy complex so I will leave it open to >>534

534 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6938 16:45

It is great!
Should a thing to use to do it not be lard or margarine?

535 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6938 21:23

Well, I certainly can't fault you on tenacity. Seriously though, I'd recommend just sticking with the instructions on the side of the packet.

If you were the first person on Mars, what would you say? (As in, a "This is one small step for man..." sort of thing).

536 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 01:35

"I'm a big fat butt."

How many kids do you want?

537 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 01:54


One, no more, no less.


Are you currently listening to any music? What is it?

538 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 04:28

Something on the NPR jazz show. Sounds like McCoy Tyner.

How's the weather where you are? It's wonderfully temperate here.

539 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 05:07

Fairly cool at the moment.

Why is world2ch down?

540 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 12:40

>>539 I don't know man, 420chan is down too (KL„DMK)

>>541 Why should I bother to get out of bed today?

541 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 12:48

To eat/use the computer/toilet. If you can do all of those things from in bed then don't bother.

How frequently do you remember your dreams, and what are they usually like?

542 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6940 01:02

I remember about three dreams in a year, and usually not in full. In my most recent dream, I was somehow transformed into a little girl with time travel powers and I abducted a friend of mine and we went on a jouney or adventure of some kind. I don't remember what exactly the adventure entailed, but I do remember hitting on my friend several times.

Have you ever 1CC'd any Touhou games?

543 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6940 01:16

I most certainly have! I've 1cced every Windows-era game on at least Normal; PCB, IN, PoFV and SA on Hard, and PoFV on Lunatic. My current aim is PCB Lunatic. The final boss is my waifu; how could I not?

How narcissistic are you, relative to most people?

544 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6940 02:56

I had no idea so I took this quiz:

Your Total: 14
Between 12 and 15 is average.
Authority: 2.00
Self-Sufficiency: 2.00
Superiority: 3.00
Exhibitionism: 2.00
Exploitativeness: 2.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 3.00

So apparently I'm average but slightly entitled and superior.

How do I get the tabs in Firefox to extend ALL the way to the top?

545 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6940 13:08

Go into userChrome.css and mess around with the properties of tabbrowser-tab. Try something like height: 40px !important
You might also want to mess around with min-height, max-height, margin and padding to suit your needs.

If you could hang out with any one person--fact or fiction, dead or alive--for a day, who would it be?

546 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6940 13:25

Diogenes, maybe? Socrates? Some great philosopher... but you know, MJ or JFK or MLK would certainly be marketable!

What is your moral/ethical system?

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6940 14:30

Try not to hurt people.

Gamemaker or Unity?

Also, >>544, I tried that test and got a 2. I like living in a cave.

548 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6940 14:41

I can't say I have a specific system of morals or ethics. I find them to be a very subjective thing, and one that is often constantly evolving. My own morals and ethics are derived from the previously conceived concepts of others (those I primarily agree with). To follow any one particular system feels slightly dogmatic, and to me leaves a lot open for corruption. Though, overall the ideas that pertain to morals and ethics remain a complicated thing to consider and I argue I can't really come to anything conclusive in regards to them, only act on what I feel is right.

Should I bother getting Guild Wars 2?

549 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6940 20:28

Why not try Gamemaker?

No, get DOTA 2!

What's your MyersBriggs ? Mine is INTJ

550 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6940 21:20


INTP. I feel like I just gave answers that reflected who I wanted to be, though.


How do you fight entropy and dissolution?

551 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6941 03:48

Thank you kindly, "height: 24px !important;" did the trick for me.

You don't. Just go with the flow, rebuilding and repairing when you need to.

What are your results when you take the isidewith test? (

552 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6941 06:13

What should I do to study an English reading and writing conversation?

553 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6941 12:17

Hopefully this link will take you to my results, otherwise:

Jill Stein 91%
Barack Obama 82%
Gary Johnson 80%
Mitt Romney 17%
American voters 64%

Find an English speaking penfriend perhaps? This website might also be useful.

What sorts of things make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside?

554 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6941 21:39

Thank you, I still read and write by an automatic translation today.
I want to acquire the sense of words like natives early.
At first I study from grammar!

555 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6941 23:13

Classic literature, mathematics, animals and writing music.

How do you think your parents view the person you've become?

556 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6942 00:10

They always hated me, so probably happy.

When did you first start using the internet?

557 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6942 04:56

When I was 6 years old.

How old were you when you saw your first horrific image online?

558 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6942 07:25




What the fuck is wrong with you? DQN should be buried and never resurrected.

559 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6942 09:59

You're embarrassing yourself.

What sort of thing do you usually eat for breakfast?

560 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6942 12:05

Oatmeal, yogurt, tea. Though I rarely rarely eat anything at that meal.

I'm stuck cooking dinner for some guests, what should I make?

561 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6942 15:40

haha, i read that as "I'm sucking cocks for dinner".

562 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6942 18:15

Spaghetti bolognese.

Freud would like a word with you.

What is the most beautiful thing you have ever seen?

563 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6942 22:07

>>562 The first photoset of Miyabi Hayama.

>>564 someone else who is like Miyabi Hayama.

564 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6943 00:39

>>563 That's not a question. I do know of a fat asian lass with big titties but I can't remember her name. You've probably seen her anyway I bet.

565 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6943 00:45

What question(s) appearing in this thread so far have you particularly liked?

566 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6943 00:52

>>565 The ones I asked. God, I'm so clever and witty and handsome it makes me sick sometimes, like a real dizzying delight.

>>567 You think about me all the time, don't you? I know, but I hardly ever think of you.

567 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6943 03:48

>>566 Who are you again?

>>568 Who was that guy?

568 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6943 07:19

No clue. Espeon? Shii?

My girlfriend's like ten years older to me. How would I explain that to my parents if I introduced her to them?

569 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6943 08:13

"Mom, Dad, meet my girlfriend. She's ten years older than me."
or some variation of that...
Alternatively, you could just not tell them. They would be faced with the prospect of rudely asking her age, and when they do, your older and wiser girlfriend might be able to handle the situation better. If wisdom is actually a direct function of age.

Is wisdom a function of age, and if so, what is the function?

570 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6943 10:28

It might very well be. This sounds like a problem in psychohistory, but I can take a crack at it. For a = honesty, b = dishonesty, c = hardships, d = morale, e = kindness, the function might look something like this (taking all values as nonnegative integers): f(x) = [cd(ax + e)]/b
Now we need some sort of "wisdom scale" by which to judge the results.

What was the last thing/event you really enjoyed?

571 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6943 23:54

Playing DOTA!

What advice would you give someone in an abusive relationship?

572 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6945 13:09

Get out, if at all possible. I suppose it depends on how severe the abuse is and whether anyone else is in danger.

What's the difference between e.g. and i.e.? I'm sure someone explained it to me once, but I can't remember.

573 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6946 01:48

e.g. is to illustrate an example, e.g. this one.
i.e. is Latin for "that is", i.e. it explains or clarifies something.

Do you think English standards is slipping?

574 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6946 04:31

Your point gets across.

Who do you play in Dota2?

575 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6946 06:13

Every time I answered a question another one appeared! But whatever, I'm posting anyway!

I use the mnemonic "example given" for e.g. and "in explanation" for i.e. However, I see no reason to use them unless you're trying to sound scholarly. The phrases "for example" and "such as" are more natural, and less disruptive of sentence flow.

No. Standards are arbitrary, languages evolve, and there will always be a divide between the language of commoners and that of more learned individuals.

I don't.

Who do you play in Dota2?

576 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6946 10:09

I had to google for "Dota2." I'd never heard of it. I think I'm losing my geek cred. ₯ί₯(Ι„D`)R

Are you down for the struggle?

577 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6946 13:42


What's your favourite poem?

578 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6946 14:40

(M₯ƒΦ₯L)U Yes, comrade! Next week, the imperialists pigs will surely suffer their greatest downfall!

If I told you that I really enjoy playing Sleeping Dogs, Saints Row 2 and GTA IV, which other PS3 releases would you recommend to me? (Because of the mods available, I suspect Saints Row the Third would be better enjoyed on PC.)

579 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6946 14:44

Oh, bother.
Probably the one that starts "I wandered lonely as a cloud", which was one of the first things my Japanese teacher at Sheffield had us translate back into the original language.

If I told you that I really enjoy playing Sleeping Dogs, Saints Row 2 and GTA IV, which other PS3 releases would you recommend to me? (Because of the mods available, I suspect Saints Row the Third would be better enjoyed on PC.)

580 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6947 01:09

Fallout 3? Watch the film "Threads" first. It'll put you in a Sheffieldy post-apocalyptic mood.

What do you think of anonymous boards?

581 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6947 03:26

I think they are a great idea, and a vast improvement over forced registration boards and social networking. I love the idea that people are judged on their words and ideas over their identities. However, there are problems, such as lack of a diverse userbase and simplistic content filtering.

Can you think of a better content organization and filtering system than our current thread/post/sage system? (And one that's not moderation or a voting system)

582 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6947 07:27

A thread hide/subscribe feature, sage by default (and renaming it to be a "don't bump" feature), text art detection, and better RSS (or API access) would all be good incremental improvements to this existing system and have been proven successes on other boards.

What if I told you I used to be Cowboy Curtis?

583 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6947 10:15

>>582 I'd have a blank expression and say "good for you" and then google what that means afterwards.

>>584 What if I told you my name is Josh Krebs and that I'd once won a competition to be featured in a Sega Megadrive game?

584 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6947 12:48

I'd do a quick google search, find nothing on the first page of results, look back at your question, and frown after rereading the second clause, realizing that you apparently won some competition featured in a game, not an actual game competition. Desperate for clarification, I would tab back to the search results, see this video: and stop watching after two and a half minutes, thinking it's probably completely unrelated. Then I'd give up and stop caring, smile politely and say "good for you".

What should I do with my life?

585 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6947 15:24

You should do things which will make you feel happy and fulfilled, both immediately and in the future.

If you had to describe your life in exactly six words, what would you choose?

586 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6947 16:04

>>585 Good things just sort of happen

>>587 What do you prefer to dip your crisps in?

>>584 I just googled "josh krebs megadrive" and the first result showed >>583 to be referring to Vectorman 2

587 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6947 17:38

I've always liked crisps plain. Not even ready salted, but as plain as they can be. I live near a crisp factory, and as children my friends and I used to sneak in and steal crisps. I sometimes snagged plain ones before they were sent off to be salted. Then when I grew up and stopped stealing from an honest company like Walkers, they introduced those Salt & Shake crisps, and I just wouldn't put any salt in.
If I had to answer your question though, tomato sauce or ice cream (both are nice, try it). For Doritos, it's those hot salsa dips they make. Those are delicious.

What is the biggest thing you have ever stolen?

588 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6947 20:30

A van. Spent a couple years in jail for it. That fucking sucked.

What is the biggest thing you've ever fucked?

589 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6947 23:47

Well, I once fucked a chick with extremely large breasts, though she wasn't big in any other sense. They were at least E or F cup. Unfortunately I couldn't fully enjoy them since we were clearly just using each other to try to get over our exes.

What's the biggest thing you've ever broken?

590 This post sucked.

591 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6948 16:22

Best post in this shitty thread.

592 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6948 17:15

Normally I'd report this as spam, but these channels actually seem to work, so ... thanks, I guess? Still, you didn't ask a question, and thus broke this rather big thread.
Instead I'll just report my score on >>544's narcissism test:
Total score: 4
Authority: 0.00
Self-Sufficiency: 1.00
Superiority: 3.00
Exhibitionism: 0.00
Exploitativeness: 0.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 0.00

What forum/site do you most frequently post to, and is there another forum you just prefer to read frequently without posting anything?

593 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6949 06:39

I grow the bowels for constipation, and, please teach how to make of a laxative having heavy body.

594 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6949 10:16

My girlfriend has G cups. They are truly immense.

DQN, of course!

What are your favorite kind of boobs?

595 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6949 12:04

@ _ @Ώ
(@߁Νί)œc@DFC! DFC!

What the hell do you think >>593 was trying to ask?

596 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6949 17:28

He was asking instructions for home made laxative, because he has really bad constipation.

Should I clean my apartment?

597 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6949 21:04

Only if you feel like doing it.

What's a good improvised weapon?

598 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6949 23:55

>>597 supersoaker + taser duct-taped at the front = electricity gun

>>599 Have you ever been beaten up by a girl?

599 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6950 03:19

Yes. I do not want to talk about it.

What's a good textboard apart from /dqn/?

600 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6950 05:10

what's the time mr wolf?

601 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6950 05:37

Way past full moon.

Whatcha doing >>602 ?

602 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6950 07:13

Chilling after work, browsing the internet and trying not to think about tomorrow. Also I am hypocritically feeling slightly annoyed about the quality of the guy who keeps being annoyed about the quality of DQN.

If you could master one skill, what would it be? (Preferably a skill that actually exists)

603 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6950 08:03


If A Bear And A Shark Had A Fight, Who Would Win? BTW, No Location, Just Generally...

604 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6950 08:15

Not enough information; cannot solve the equation.

Have you ever been on the B.a.I.?

605 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6954 07:53


Why did Sara fall off the swing?

606 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6954 10:24

She was a long time sufferer of heart disease.

Two people love one person who loves both of them back. Which dies first?

607 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6954 21:33

The one person, after all the overwhelming emotions drive them to suicide.

Would you consider the video game industry to be dying or is it just evolving?

608 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6954 22:08

It's just growing in multiple directions, with the two main branches being mainstream and indie. Plenty of genuinely creative and fun games still coming out, they just tend to get overshadowed.

What's your favorite video game?

609 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6954 23:53

>>608 Hmmmm difficult... FIFA 99 or Um Jammer Lammy or Katamari Forever or GTA: San Andreas or Ristar or any of the Final Fantasies

>>610 Did you ever play a Sega Saturn?

610 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6955 20:24

Yes, though the Megadrive is the only Sega I've owned.

If it's the sixth iPhone and runs iOS 6 on an A6-chip, why is it called the iPhone 5?

611 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6957 10:59

The world may never know.

What is your favourite thread of those currently on the front page?

612 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6957 20:28

>>611 I don't like it when people get to bloggy but I do like the post current thought threads, i like to know just a little bit about dokyns posting but not too much

>>613 What was the last game you played on a Game Boy™?

613 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6958 02:43

>>612 Kirby tilt n' tumble!

>>614 Do you think cell phone games will ever be as fun as handheld games were?

614 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6958 04:51

Not if phones keep using touchscreens. It could be my frustratingly fat fingers or just my love for the tactile sensation of pressing buttons, but using a small touchscreen will never be fun for me.

If you could design the next revolutionary handheld console, what features would it have?

615 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6958 05:37

It would play games and do it better than any handheld yet. No social networking, no extra features that no one uses, no stupid fucking gimmicks. All that power would go to playing fun games. Also it would actually be portable unlike some handhelds.

Are you Nero Caesar?

616 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6958 18:26

I'm nowhere near ol' Caesar.

How do you soothe chapped lips?

617 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6958 23:43

with elevator music.

How DO you keep your hair looking so nice?

618 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6959 00:12

American Crew Fiber

Booyaka booyaka?

619 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6959 18:19

620 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6959 23:18

>>619 No, never. The very old computers I remember using were made by Apple or IBM.

>>621 Do you like Korean music?

621 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6960 09:33

I suppose so. Some is so-bad-it's-good and some is genuinely good, although there's an awful lot of mediocre stuff as well.

Do you consider yourself to be at all luckier or less lucky than most people?

622 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6960 09:50

I don't really believe in "luck" as some people conceive it, but I do think I am luckier than most people in terms of being born into a moderately wealthy (compared to the third world) and white family, opening plenty of doors for me and allowing me to live a comfortable and free lifestyle that I can afford to take for granted.

What have you been listening to lately?

623 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6960 10:15

>>622 Lots and lots of Cardiacs, Half Man Half Biscuit and Kyary Pamyu Pamyu because I got my girlfriend into J-pop as well so we like to listen together, which is great! Next I'm going to try and get her into lolicore hehe

>>624 How many hours of TV do you watch a day?

624 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6960 11:05

>>623 Somewhere between 0.1 and 0.2, considering I watch about an hour of it every week (and that's only if I remember that a particular show I like is on at a particular time, which doesn't really happen often).

>>625 What are your thoughts on the influence that recent developments in technology are having on music?

625 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6960 12:41

I think most intriguing of all is the preservation of music through digital media, the internet and so on and how long it will possibly all live on. One nice example is the Golden Record we stuck on the Voyager 2 satellite; it will drift through space for many tens of thousands of years, ready to be played back at any moment. Just think of all the forms of music in early human history that, thanks to any proper method of safekeeping it, have been lost. Though I wonder, how much music from today's era will we want to actually keep, considering how terrible most of it has now become?

As for technology evolving how music can be produced and created, it really hasn't changed all that much from the early days of musique concrète. Aside from how it can sound, a synthesizer hasn't changed too much and there has not been any striking developments in acoustic instruments in a long time.

Do you think the mailman will finally deliver the books I've been waiting on, or did they get perhaps lost in transit?

626 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6960 16:51

I passingly misread "mailman" as "millennium". This must be a sign that your books will not arrive until the year 2993.

What actually is earwax? I know, I know, I could just ask google or wikipedia, but I'm asking you instead.

627 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6961 06:36

If I just googled or wikipedia'd it wouldn't be very interesting so I'll just guess. Your ears are connected by sinuses to your mouth and nose, so I'm guessing it's basically like the mucus in your nose that accumulates dust and shit over time, thus getting sticky and bigger over time. No idea if this is even close.

In a relationship where one person loves more strongly than the other, who has the harder time?

628 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6961 06:50

The person who's loving more, I think. Unrequited love is so difficult!

Why would the more avoident person have difficulties?

629 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6961 08:05

He loves his partner too much to break their heart, but not enough to feel completely satisfied. Thus he feels trapped. He enjoys the security and warmth of the relationship, and ending it would not guarantee his happiness. Yet the longer the relationship continues, the more his latent regret begins to build. The regret eats away at his happiness until he must either save himself by hurting his partner, whom he still cares about, or sacrifice his soul in order to continue the facade.

A little bit of an exaggeration, maybe, but that's the general gist. Not that I'm speaking from experience or anything.

What's something you've learned that you were surprised to discover that most people already knew?

630 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6967 11:21

"Brain" is also a verb.

What is your favourite branch of science?

631 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6967 14:47

>>630 Chemistry

>>632 Do you like the TV show "Breaking Bad"?

632 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6967 19:44

>>631I don't watch TV and haven't for a good few years, but I've heard some friends say it's good, so maybe if I gave it a chance it would surprise me. It's happened with some other series I've happened to watch with friends on DVD; I was pretty disillusioned with TV and I never considered that there could be "good TV" past a few cult shows I like but I got baked and watched the Sky "Coming this year" set of trailers" and I was genuinely drawn in by what I was seeing

>>633 Have you ever watched the UK TV show Life On Mars?

633 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6967 21:39

Yes! I really enjoyed it. It struck a good balance between the mystery of what had happened to Sam Tyler, and zany 70s police antics. I also respect that it ended when and how it did, leaving things open to interpretation. This is why I was upset with Ashes to Ashes--it completely ruined that within the first five minutes, and it extended a show that should have ended peacefully.
I also watched the American pilot, which made me laugh more than anything. I don't think that was quite what they were going for.

How do you feel about the upcoming series of Red Dwarf?

634 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6967 22:42

I think it will be bad! I actually thought of Red Dwarf when I saw the last person's post.

Do you wish you were a brick?

635 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6967 23:57

No, of course not.

If you had to swap minds with someone or something, who would ya pick?

636 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6968 00:15

A brick

What's the most you would spend on a pair of prescription glasses that you will wear every day morning till night for as long as they were intact?

637 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6968 01:14

20 USD (the pair I currently wear was only 8 USD)

Where should I live?

638 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6968 02:04

Many of the smaller towns in Flyover Country are peaceful places with friendly people. Try one at random.

Where can I get a job?

639 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 17:10

Your local shitty fast food place if you're desperate. Otherwise, just apply all over and hope for the best.

What is your favourite piece of punctuation?

640 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 17:50

Real answer: the em dash (\). It makes writing so much more clear than having commas all over the place. Unfortunately, it's rarely used outside of print, and as far as I'm aware it isn't taught in schools. I suppose it's because of how difficult it is to type, and even the ASCII approximation (--) is dying out.
Dokyun answer: the interrobang (‽).

What is your favourite Unicode character?

641 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 18:22

⛄ always makes me smile.

So, uh, how 'bout them Yankees?

642 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 18:28


Is it happening? Will it soon?

643 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6970 11:22

I'm not really into football.

Yes, definitely. I hope you're prepared.

If you were given a kitten, what would you name it?

644 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6970 14:08

( ί ƒŽί) Mittens, of course!

If you were given a puppy, what would you name it?

645 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6970 15:35

i EƒΦEjClonepa, of course!

If you were patient zero of a non-lethal but uncurable venarial disease, what would you name it?

646 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6970 22:26

Ahugecock. "Honey, before we get down, there's something I need to tell you..."

Even better when a girl gets it.

What's your favorite big city?

647 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6971 01:05


What are you looking forward to in the near future?

648 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6971 08:09

Playing Touhou during my lunch break.

What are you especially not looking forward to in the near future?

649 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6971 18:07

>>648 I have some very big bills to pay and I don't make much money.

>>650 What is your favorite Darwin Award story?

650 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6971 19:24

>>648 My first and last practice session next week with the band for a Miku concert next year. I quit the band last week but I said I'd still come to practice since everyone else learned three songs to practice together, but I still haven't and can't be bothered learning two of them.

>>650 Which is better, the UK or USA Whose Line Is It Anyway?

651 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6972 02:59

UK, I guess? While I've never seen it, if there's a UK version of it, it must be better.

What should you be doing right now?

652 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6972 04:41

Regretting your last answer.


Do you like ribs? In general.

653 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6972 05:56

I appreciate that they make my internal organs invulnerable to moderate impacts.


654 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6972 08:49


Very roughly, how many posts do you make on DQN per day?

655 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6972 09:11

Hard to say. 2-5 sounds right.

Snorks or Smurfs?

656 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6972 11:22

>>655 Smurfs, but only just.

>>656 Answer >>649's question

657 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 14:39

This one.

If you could make one item of clothing fashionable, what would it be?

658 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 16:00

Popped collars/lapels only because the back if my neck gets burned when I walk and I'm afraid I'll look like a douchebag if I do it. Sailors had it easy.

What do you physically feel when you're extremely bored?

659 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 20:34

I feel like my head was stuffed with cotton. Probably a slight headache sometimes.

What do you think is a better thing to buy: Lego Mindstorms NXT 2.0 or a new powerful PC?

660 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 21:21

I'd most certainly suggest you purchase the Lego Mindstorms NXT 2.0. A powerful PC isn't really necessary these days unless you're really into PC games, but now PC games are either all trash or bad console ports.

What anime airing this fall season are you looking forward to the most?

661 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 04:42

After careful consideration (and googling the fall anime chart) I've determined that Chiisana Ojisan is the only one that shows any promise.

Who should I write in for the U.S. presidential election?

662 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 05:24

Liberal: 2008 Candidate Barack Obama
Conservative: Ronald Reagan's corpse

What's the legitimate government of Ireland between the Republic/Great Britain, the IRA, the PIRA, the CIRA, and the Jacobite pretenders?

663 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 06:36

James Joyce's corpse. (I like Great Britain myself.)

Should I get my own apartment or I quit my job and move into my dad and his girlfriend's condo's basement? Serious question

664 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 08:25

Get your own apartment.

Make a double toast or keep the loaf of toast and the slice of cheese to make one another day?

665 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 08:30

>>664 Why do anything now that you can leave off till another time?

>>666 Did I do the right thing in quitting the Miku band?

666 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 09:34

if you didnt want to be in it, then yes.

what do you think about chain weapons

also check my satanic get

667 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 15:14

I'd be afraid of using them; I'd only injure myself. I'm more the swordfighting type.

What is your opinion on RTS games?

668 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 21:38

I don't like them too much. Probably I was spoiled when I was young by playing Age of Empires against PC rather slowly, with games lasting over an hour. I liked to take it easy and fully develop and overwhelm enemies.
And then I learned about SC and how it has basic strategies and other stuff. And it seemed rather dull, I couldn't appreciate turning a video game into some sort of a mechanical skill.

Whilst it's fun watching pro-gamers tearing each other apart, I'd probably get frustrated if I try to play them.

Do you like space exploration? What fascinates you the most?

669 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 22:02

Sure, I guess. Beauty in other parts of the universe.

Camus or Sartre?

670 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 03:43

I haven't read that much of either (The Rebel/Man in Revolt and The Fall; Nausea and The Wall, respectively), I guess I'd give it to Camus for style.

What's the optimal level of weeaboory?

671 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 04:09

I think as long as you're not blinded by it and show it outwardly in an excessive fashion it's all fine.

How do you wake up in the morning?

672 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 06:45


Via my alarm. I wake up slowly, and full of rage. I hate waking up to alarm clocks.


What are you listening to right now?

673 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 06:47

Phon Phirom- Waew Ta

Do you find forks to be more useful than spoons?

674 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 20:08

Yes, I do. You can drink a soup as it is, anyway. But you can't stab people with a spoon.

Satori Komeiji or Koishi Komeiji?

675 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 20:17

Koishi! SA Extra is one of my favourite stages in the entire series of games, and I love Embryo's Dream from Double Spoiler. She also has the most stylish hat in my opinion.

Have you ever tried crossdressing?

676 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6988 00:08

Yes. I used to wear my girlfriend's clothes a lot. I pretended it was zany humour, but in reality I liked wearing women's clothing. They're so much prettier than men's. Unfortunately I've put on weight, so I doubt I would look good in a dress. Plus it's not particularly worth the money.

What are your thoughts on Holocaust denial?

677 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6988 00:26

There is nothing to deny since it never happened.

What do you think about 'racial guilt'? Do you feel it yourself?

678 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6988 00:35

Neither of my family lines had shit to do with slavery, wiping out native Americans, or any other race-related crap. No white guilt here, baby.

Have you noticed that treating a girl like she ain't no thang to you makes her want you even more? Pretty neat, huh?

679 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6988 01:43

Yes, I have. I find it more sad than neat. It's not just girls either, guys are equally prone to finding hard-to-get girls attractive. I think it's an evolutionary thing.

What do you see in this picture?

680 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6988 01:55

Man + woman

If you were a wrestler, what would your gimmick be?

681 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6988 02:53

>>680 I'd be Biohazard and burping and farting would be involved in my special moves, I would stink really bad.

>>682 I read >>680's answer before I looked at >>679's picture and now all I can see is the man and woman. Is it supposed to be one of those optical illusions where it can be interpreted in different ways?

682 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6988 04:37

Yes, there are dolphins there too. 9 of them, if my memory serves me right.

How do I relieve this insufferable anticipation?!

683 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6988 04:38

Yeah, supposedly most kids see 9 dolphins instead of a man and woman.

What's your favorite optical illusion?

684 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6988 11:36

>>679's picture. I remember having a hard time seeing anything but dolphins here. This time I had to force myself to actually see dolphins (and still jumping back to a man with a woman). I need to get laid.

How can I restore innocent set of mind that I used to have?

685 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 00:18

I wish I knew. The best I've been able to do is distract myself with other things.

Alter your media intake. Our set of mind has a lot to do with the things we decide to read, watch and think about on a daily basis.

How fit are you?

686 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 02:53

Pretty fit. I gotta carry computers around all the time at work and stuff.

Why don't you like your ex?

687 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 03:30

She's too practical and has no tolerance for irresponsibility. She can also be pretty stubborn. Besides that she's just kind of a boring, non-adventurous kind of person.

Why do you love your ex?

688 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 05:20

She was really beautiful, intelligent, and creative; He was kind of interesting.

What game developer who has now gone bankrupt, out of business, or otherwise ruined would you like to revive?

689 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 11:35

Troika Games for their Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Fallout series and most of all Arcanum: Of Steamworks and Magick Obscura, which is my personal favourite.

Which of these games do you like best?

690 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 15:51

I've only ever played Fallout, so I'll go with that.

What do you think's the best anime this season?

691 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 16:43

Chuunibyou of course. I wanted to like JoJo but it's mediocre at best.

Do you have any odd or obscure hobbies?

692 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 16:58

I used to be an amateur mycologist. I would go out with some equipment into my local woodland, take a few mushrooms, then go home and make spore patterns to identify them. There was absolutely no reason I did this. I just did.
More recently I've gotten into real ale, so I'm obsessed with trying new ales and hoarding bottles. When I can be bothered, I also want to look into home brewing. Maybe I'll start a microbrew, who knows.

What is your favourite question ITT, and what is your answer to that question?

693 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 20:03

I thought >>497's question was quite interesting. Unlike >>498, I'd happily go several hundred years ahead, perhaps even the whole 1000.

What book are you currently reading, and what do you think of it?

694 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 20:49

D is for Digital by Brian Kernighan. It's a great introduction to computers, focussing on the technical bits in a modern context. I wish a book like this had existed when I first got into computing almost twenty years ago.

If your home was burning down and you could only save three items, what would they be?

695 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 20:51

Thus Spoke Zarathustra by Friedrich Nietzsche. I'm quite amused by it.

Have you read Nietzsche? What do you think about his ideas?

696 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6990 16:03

1) My computer
2) Framed picture of my waifu
3) ...That's about all I really care about, actually. I suppose the last entry would have to be spare clothes or money or some such.

I have indeed; I've read Beyond Good and Evil and Thus Spoke Zarathustra. I found them both quite enjoyable, despite the fact I'm not that interested in philosophy. I liked the idea of the Übermensch, amongst other things, but parts of it were just silly.

Would you have a polyamorous relationship, given the chance?

697 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6990 17:00

I was reading some rationalist site (Less Wrong, maybe) where someone mentioned how polyamorous relationships are common among rationalists because monogamy is fairly artificial, and usually governed by religion or archaic laws. I thought it was interesting and I largely agree--it should certainly be legal and accepted--but it wouldn't be for me. I'm too neurotic and jealous. I would rather focus my romantic efforts on one person, and if he or she was dating other people as well, I would feel all paranoid and insecure.
Perhaps I would try it, given the chance, but I don't think it would work out.

If you could change one thing about your appearance, what would it be?

698 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6990 17:48

I would like to be able to grow a full, black beard. Ah, beards are so romantic. Even Yojimbo has more facial hair.

Ugh, I have a stomach ache. How to I stop myself from eating so much at night.

699 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6990 17:51

Eat bigger/healthier breakfasts. You'll feel better during the day too.

Are you going to wait until September 7000th to claim your >>700GET or just go for it right away?

700 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6992 09:34

>>699 Right away, of course!

>>701 What can you hear at this very moment?

701 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6992 10:19

Lots of mumbling, tapping of keyboards, a printer and a guy behind me saying " a bird crossed with a lion, it's hard to explain."

What is the most unusual thing that you have ever eaten for breakfast?

702 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6992 14:14

>>701 Something I picked up in an Osaka AM/PM. It looked like it might have egg in it, but it didn't. I still can't describe the flavors in it.

703 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6992 14:17

oh, question...
What's the most interesting thing in your field of view right now?

704 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6992 19:56

A human next to me

What's up?

705 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6992 20:31

Anxiously awaiting a reply which would secure a time for today's date. Trying to distract myself with poetry, novels, DQN, music... well, and failing at it, apparently. But all is well!

What's the most vivid, inspiring dream you've ever had?

706 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 03:21

I had one that was a single still image that went on for a long time. It consisted of me, sat at some small basketball court's stands (which seemed inaccessible since they were just hanging there, with no way to get down). A girl was lying down with her head on my lap, and I was seeing it in 3rd person, from afar. Everything was dark orange, as if seen through a filter. It was very melancholy, but it felt peaceful and comfortable. I spent the next week trying to feel like that again.

If you could learn any language, what would it be?

707 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 05:13

German. I've been studying it for a while, but I'm doing no good and have more or less given up.

Did you watch the US Presidential Debates last night? If so, general thoughts?

708 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 17:55

Anyone could learn any language they wanted. I want to learn Japanese, but I haven't put in enough serious study to do it. So, even having the ability to learn any language I wanted, I learned nothing. But why Japanese? It's a beautiful written language and I'd like to read and enjoy 2ch., regardless of how good it is. It might be a good eye opener to how mediocre BBSes everywhere are (with the exclusion of our utopia 4-channel).

What's the easiest way for a mute to make money?

709 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 18:38

I did. Obama clearly didn't want to be there. He was condescending, evasive and twitchy. Romney did okay, and at least acted like a president should. I think I'll vote Romney, even though I live in a blue state and my vote's just going to be another fart in the breeze here.

Tech support (rimshot!). Failing that, you could write cheeseball SEO-packed website fluff articles through Associated Content or a similar service.

Where, oh where, are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone?

710 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 20:33

>>709 Though you searched the world over, and thought you found true love, I found you were planning to vote for Romney, so I'm gone.

>>711 What's your favorite Slurpee flavor?

711 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 21:18

I've never had a slurpee.

Do you like rain?

712 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 23:29

Yes, I love rain. I'm not sure why. Perhaps it suits my eternally sleepy demeanor.

When was the last time you took a bubble bath?

713 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 23:35

I can hardly remember when I had a bath instead of a shower, so I took a bubble bath many years ago.

If you had to associate VIP and DQN to NKorea and SKorea, which country would you link to which board and why?

714 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 00:08

We're much less forgiving, if at all really, of the wider internet than VIPPERS. Also we don't talk about VIP here. They are our evil, freedom-loving brethren. South Korean scum they are.

If you had to associate VIP and DQN to any other nations besides the aforementioned two, which would you choose and why?

715 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 00:15

By the old meaning of the word, DQN refers to a stupid mindless punk, as in the ƒ„ƒ“ƒL[ kids that do nothing but loiter outside convenience stores with their cigarettes and rebellious haircuts. NKorea matches that with their mindless militaristic stupidity that has resulted in a devastated economy and starving population. VIP (as in a VIP club) is sort of appropriate for SKorea, given their rising status in the international stage.

But if you're talking about the English boards /dqn/ and /vip/, the links would be reversed. /vip/ is full of retards and unoriginal trolls and chaos (NKorea) while /dqn/ has more quality, though still plenty of shitposts and annoying people complaining about shitposts (SKorea).

Would you rather be VIP or DQN? (in terms of whatever those words mean to you)

716 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 08:06

France and England, perhaps? We're quite close, have a somewhat shared history, and yet still have a sort of spirited animosity towards one another. DQN would be England because we're far more gentlemanly.

Assuming VIP = celebrity and DQN = delinquent, I'd still rather be a DQN. I can't stand famous people, to be honest. They all seem obnoxious and narcissistic and so very fake.

How are you going to celebrate the 7000th?

717 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 23:31

Do arithmetic!

Should I get a Wii U?

718 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6997 00:39

I would say yes if you don't have a Wii, no if you already own a Wii.

What color hat should I buy for winter?

719 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 01:00

Bright orange. Probably something like Jayne Cobb's hat in style. You should act like a tough guy or pretend to be a tourist from the Netherlands.

What do you usually wear when you're alone at home?

720 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 01:30

Boy am I the guy to answer your question. Actually, most of us are. The weather has finally dropped, so yesterday I wore a big ugly sweater that I got last Christmas, pajama pants with shorts underneath. During the summer, I wear a t-shirt and basketball shorts.

Do you ever need white noise playing because you're in a loud environment? Do you have a specific recording or site you use?

721 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 01:44

Yes! I always play white noise because my family are annoying and I have Asperger's (apparently, being seriously bothered by unnecessary noise is a common trait). I play this on a loop.

Do you have any unusual habits?

722 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 02:13

A lot of things usually attributed, though completely unrelated, to your aforementioned Asperger's. Obsessive organization, being bothered when objects are placed "crookedly", pedantically avoiding tactile contact with surfaces in public areas and cautiously washing my hands afterwards, occasionally rocking and contorting my body in awkward ways which are momentarily comforting. Among others I can't be arsed to recall at the moment, I have an inexplicable fascination with memorizing alphanumeric strings such as license plates and serial numbers.

Have you tried memorizing such large strings/digits? What's the most you've done?

723 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 08:34

I think I can memorize up to 11 digits with ease. However, I have a terrible memory for names, so memorizing my phone book is out of question. The most was 16 alphanumeric characters of my email.

Personally, I love adding up all digits or parts of phone numbers together. I even have a weird system of memorizing something by creating a strange rule for digits/numbers and calculating a sum of all digits. It's inexplicable.

When I run out of publicly available numbers or any interesting thoughts, I usually calculate squares of different numbers.

Also, I completely agree that surfaces in public areas are disgusting. I always have a small bottle of antiseptic gel with me.

What do you like to do with numbers in your free time?

724 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 09:09

Whenever I have a string of four or five digits, for instance a digital clock, I try to find a way of adding/subtracting/multiplying/dividing the first three or four digits to make the last one. If you allow yourself an error margin of }1, it's usually possible somehow.

Which is your favourite character thread and why?

725 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 22:50

Mittens (post happy things) because it ushered in a whole new era of dqn. I have to admit i don't read it much anymore though.

In what order do you put your clothes on?

726 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 23:01

>>725 hmmm wake up in pants and socks and then t-shirt then jeans then shirt or hoody. With shoes, gloves, socks, sleeves etc. I always put on the right one first. And hat.

>>727 Can you find a 4-digit number that isn't possible to do >>724's thing with, including the }1 error margin?

727 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 23:41

1119 doesn't work unless you allow 11-1=10. I think 1169 doesn't work no matter what.

Can you find a 5-digit number that isn't possible to do >>724's thing with, including the }1 error margin and allowing use of multiple digits?

728 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 01:15

1016, right?

How do you tell you senior to stop speeding?

729 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 01:16


Is my solution correct?

730 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 01:22

Ask them politely, "please slow down." That probably won't work, so then you can escalate it to, "I'm sorry, but I don't feel safe as a passenger in this car. Please slow down." This will probably piss them off, but that's unavoidable. Open the door and hang out, screaming "IF YOU DON'T FUCKING SLOW DOWN I'M GOING TO FUCKING JUMP." If this still doesn't work, punch them in the face, jump out of the car and hope for the best (make sure to roll making your body as circular as possible, tucking your head in to avoid injury. Try to aim for some soft grass or water if you can.)

No, 11 - (1+1) = 9.

Can you find a better solution than >>729?

731 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 01:29

10996. I'm an idiot for not reading the "five digit" part...

Is this solution right?

732 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 11:13

90/19 = 4.73 which is rounded to 5, basically.

What physical exercises do you perform regularly?

733 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 14:04

Routine semen extraction.

Balls or nuts?

734 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 17:31


Twinks or bears?

735 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 17:34

Bear shaped twinkies

736 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 17:44

prematurely posted
Would you rather cut off a pinkie or middle finger?

737 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 18:11

If it's my own, I'd prefer the pinkie. If it's a random stranger, a severed middle finger would look more impressive in a jar of formaldehyde.

What is the best possible way to end a sci-fi novel?

738 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 18:37

Happy ending: baddies explode (planet, ships, compound or w/e) and good guys have a massive orgy (with sexy ladies, hunks or exotic fauna).
Grimdark: switch the sides around.

Do you have anything to add to my suggestion?

739 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 02:56

>>738 The hostages should have a huge party to celebrate their freedom.

>>740 What should Megaman/Rockman X9 be like?

740 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 05:24

741 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 10:16


How well do you think you would be able to cope with being homeless?

742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7020 16:41

Very well. I'm speaking from experience.

My girlfriend is a young earth creationist. Should I just smile and not care?

743 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7020 17:21

Depends on how good the sex is.

If you were a species of fish, what fish would you be?

744 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7020 17:49

A salmon because despite all the challenges they still swim upstream to their goal.

What are your opinions on the Wii U?

745 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7020 18:25

Largely irrelevant to my life.

Briefly describe the second most interesting thing in your immediate field of view.

746 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7020 18:42

One black cat, perched on a computer tower. Eyes closed and infinitely content.

Why does my brain feel slow, foggy and unfocused? Should I take drugs?

747 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7020 19:13

It depends on what kind of drug. Perhaps a mild stimulant might help: caffeine, nicotine, or something stronger if required. Alternatively, a short walk will energize you.

Have you ever committed any serious crimes?

748 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7021 01:36

>>747 I got arrested for vandalising a supermarket, spraypainting it after a long night spree off my face on stimulants. Also I had pissed my trousers so I was quite a state in the police car. And they found a bottle of poppers when they searched me and assumed I liked to soften up my bumhole. I convinced them I was naturally just a bit spaced out but had to pay a fine.

>>749 What's the worst trouble you got in at school?

749 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7021 02:05

I sold cannabis to someone and got kicked out. Fortunately, my uncle was a headteacher at a different school at the time, and he pulled some strings to get me back in.
Funnily enough, I've never actually used cannabis in my life.

What pet peeves do you have?

750 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7021 02:28

People who bike on the sidewalk when there's plenty of extra room on the side of the road. People who eat in the library or "quiet study" areas. Cashiers with heavy accents so that you have to ask them to repeat every fucking thing they say. Also cashiers who try to buddy up to you and ask prying questions instead of just doing their fucking job.

What weird thing makes you happy in a non-sexual way?

751 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7021 02:50

Rivers or streams.

Why did my apostrophe key suddenly stop responding and how do I fix it?

752 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7021 06:09

You probably got crap in the keys. Pick it up and shake it up and down, then unplug it and plug it back again. If that doesn't work, reboot your computer. If it's still not working, buy a new one.

753 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7021 06:10

What should I add to my new website?

All comments and criticism accepted.

(If you can tell what the URL is referring to, +5 points)

754 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7021 06:26

an anonymous bbs

(pas de deux?)

755 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7021 06:58

Why do people keep derailing the thread by not asking questions?

756 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7021 07:33

I forget.

I have some boards on my other website (vip-quality) and they're dead.

What boards should I put on my new one?

757 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7021 10:10

One about group activities we can co-ordinate. I like being part of something. Also what's your other website? Post it in the contentless thread.

Can you rip your toenails off using your fingernails to cut into them?

758 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7021 15:08

I don't have fingernails because I bit them off. So I can only do the same to my toenails.

DXM. But I think it's a bit redundant since there's 4*0chon already for drug addicts and their problems.

What would you change on DQN to restore its former glory?

759 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7021 15:16

>>757 ewww no my whole body shrivelled up reading that

>>759 what is the best fruit? Is there a better captcha than fudgeness?

760 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7021 16:30

The best fruit is Pitaya/Dragonfruit.

jo is a better captcha because it makes me think of JoJo.

Will you be able to successfully answer my question and proceed to ask >>762 a question without messing up like >>752 or >>754 or >>759 did?

761 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7021 19:53


Will you ever get around to watching gdgd Fairies?

762 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7021 20:50

I'm not so sure about this. "gdgd" looks like one of those popular Japanese online/SMS acronymus and I'm currently in a state of disgust by Western ones. I just can't believe that something good would have a name like that.

What would you change on DQN to restore its former glory?

763 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7021 22:20


When was the last time you had a nice hot bath?

764 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7021 22:58

Not since last summer, but I might go make some tea and take one since it's fall break and you mentioned it.

Will you ever get around to watching yurumates?

765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7022 09:31

No. Stop mentioning obscure things you're currently obsessed with.

Do you smoke?

766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7022 09:51

Yes, just started recently actually.

What's your favorite kind of tea?

767 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7022 11:59

>>766 I had some cinnamon tea the other day and it was nice, but usually I stick to plain old teabags with a lot of milk and a lot of sugar, if I can even be bothered to make a hot drink. In fact I'm more likely to have hot chocolate.

>>768 What is your occupation, if you consider yourself to have one?

768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7022 15:13

I just spent a about 2 months editing a book...but that wasn't permanent work. Normally I program...but I haven't done that in a while. Suppose I'm a NEET again, for the time being.

Have you done any Christmas shopping this year?

769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7022 15:46

No. I live in a family of atheists, and the Christians shouldn't feel disappointed if they don't receive gifts.

Where did Espeon ever leave to? I kind of miss him.

770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7022 20:33

Who knows, perhaps he's finally started posting anonymously.

What was your new year's resolution from last January? Have you upheld it?

771 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7029 06:42

I resolved to exercise more, and I have upheld it by starting Judo!

My student asked me "What Touhou do you know," how should I answer?

772 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7029 13:31

>>771 Cirno is the only one I can remember.

>>773 What is the fastest speed you have driven in your car. If you don't have a car, what is the fastest speed someone went while you were in their car.

773 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7029 14:05

>>772 I've gone 240 when I was outrunning a tornado, the windows and brakes shorted out and I crashed into my friends garage.

>>774 How much gay porn do you download, if none why?

774 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7029 15:07

>>773 I don't download any porn but I used to just keep a folder of urls for good videos. I think I had two or three hot japanese lesbian ones and a tranny one or two but no gay men porn, because I am not gay.

>>775 Do you ever wear aftershave or cologne or smelly things like that? Or just deodorant? What kind?

775 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7029 17:51

>>774 I don't even use shaving cream, none the less any sort of after perfume.

>>776 Why do you hate the government?

776 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7029 19:36

>>775 They spend far more than they take in, and rather than control their excessive spending like a sensible entity would, they'd rather just raise taxes even more so they can keep spending more and more and more. Also, they're nosy, interfering busybody assholes.

>>777 Why do you like the government?

777 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7029 20:47

>>776 It's better than corporate rule (to the extent that it isn't already that these days) or having the mafia take charge.

>>778 Why do you like cake?

778 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7029 21:29

>>777 It's the only food where the deliciousness overcomes my being conscious of the fat and sugar content. Of course, it depends on the cake. Victoria sponge is delicious and easy to make. Carrot cake is disgusting and a waste of eating something unhealthy.

>>779 What is your favourite cake?

779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7031 13:17

My tastes in cake vary wildly from one day to the next. Some days I'm more inclined towards muffins or even biscuits, which can hardly be described as cakes at all; other days I feel like a huge chocolatey sponge cake covered in custard. Mmm.

What is your favourite type of flower?

780 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7031 17:16


What's your favorite track on this album?!/album/Metal+Machine+Music/597104

781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7031 17:20

This one: 504 Connect to failed: Connection reset by client

Has it snowed where you live yet?

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7031 17:44

Yes, a few weeks ago. It was massive in the city, but barely stuck in our small town. I'm hoping for some more before Christmas.

What sort of clothing should I wear for running outside in the cold? Naturally, I already have mittens ready.

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7031 20:33

Mittens is all you need.

What should I ask >>784-kun? And what should he answer?

784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7031 22:21

You should ask him about his Touhou obsession. He'll probably tell you about the thrill, the beauty, the never ending satisfaction and so on. However, if you ask this then there is danger that you'll never get him to shut up; it's a double-edged sword. I can't recommend it to amateurs. What this all really means, though, is that you, >>783, should just ask something silly and hope for the best.

If you had to have your hands removed at the wrists and replaced with any two objects (but not prosthetic hands), what would you choose?

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7031 22:52

>>784 Ribbed and dotted pneumatic dildos

>>786 If you had to have your penis removed and replaced with any objects (but not a prosthetic penis), what would you choose?

786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7031 23:17

>>785 An airplane statue that ejaculates, so I could yell "I'm going to fly!" when I'm coming.

>>787 If you had a copy of every flag ever made which two would you display outside and why?

787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7032 11:00

>>786 I've actually had a deep interest in vexillology since I was about 6, I even won an award at primary school for teaching my teacher the word "vexillology". Hmmm my favourite flags would be the Republic Of Macedonia's and maybe the state of Nova Scotia's, but would I display them outside? I'd also consider either of Scotland's flags (I prefer the Lion Rampant but i get a boner for saltires anyway) or the US Confederate flag (hung upside down, because I disagree with some of the things it stands for but it'sa saltire withs STARS all over it) or New Zealand's Ministry of Transport flag because it's quite silly.

>>788 What's the best stamp you've ever seen?

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7036 12:51

I'm hardly an expert on the topic, but this one is pretty nice. See also super high res version.

What is the most stressful situation you've ever been in? How did it turn out?

789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7037 05:37

Well, I've been in plenty of such situations and I have a terrible memory. The most recent one I can remember is failing my driving test 5 times. Since I couldn't drive and had to retake the test every week, those were the most stressful 5 weeks of my recent life. Numerous other events (girlfriend leaving, dog dying) just made those 5 weeks even worse. The sixth time I finally passed, and everything got better.

Who is your favorite Touhou character, and what Touhou music do you like? (Once again, asking for my student)

790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7037 07:07

Suika (crappy quality sorry)
THe latest torrent on nyaa is 1.2 TB. I've only heard a small fraction of what's out there.

my hands are cold. what should I do?

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7037 07:11


Put them between your warm legs.


What's on your desk?

792 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7037 09:16

A shit ton of soothers, a shit ton of empty soothers wrappers, my laptop, speakers, some dirty dishes, a box of cereal, a PS2, a television, a netbook, a couple of toy keyboards (CASIO VL-Tone and a stylophone), some empty chocolate spread jars, pens, coins, and a few bits of miscellany.
Nothing spectacular I'm afraid.

What makes you happiest? Or, what's made you the most happy recently?

793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7037 11:35

>>792 It made me quite happy to think you and I have pretty much the same desk; I have my computer instead of a laptop and it's nothing so fancy as a CASIO keyboard, but everything else the same down to the chocolate spread and stylophone. I love when life seems to come together and make patterns, seemingly just for me. I always notice coincidences.

>>794 have you ever noticed "coincidence" is just "co-incidence"? What a great word I thought!

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7037 12:23

I remember being pleasantly surprised when I first noticed that as well.

What is your opinion on psychology?

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7037 20:36

Considering I'm taking the class, Sigmund Freud was retarded, and the entire science completely disregards the existence of free will.

There are billions of devices that can connect to the internet and browse the web via many different web browsers that you can install on them. AND, all of these devices all have different screen sizes and resolutions. Not to mention all the desktop browsers inside different OS's.
The problem I want you to solve is, what font would be best to use on a mobile website, if you wanted that site to render as similarly as possible across all these different browsers, OS's, and screen sizes?

796 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7037 20:49

The possibility of free will, while existent, is absurd. Also Helvetica.

Do you believe in a Creator?

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7037 21:20


<Κά ͜ʖάΚ> Do you believe in magickal elves?

798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7038 00:43


No, but I believe some kind of mysterious force exists and is making sure things are going according to plan. I guess you could call me agnostic.


What is your favorite candy of hard candy?

799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7038 04:14

kablueys cause they make my mouth look like neptune

will there be anything else sir?

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7038 04:18

I will need my thighs cleaned. Thoroughly this time, James.

What's the best wristwatch a strapping young man can have on him?

801 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7038 04:45


"It's like a tiny clock.... on your wrist!"
-satisfied customer no. 21588965586622682

"Now I'll never be late to an appointment while I'm scuba diving!"
-satisfied customer no. 4

What's the coolest box you've ever encountered?

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7043 11:00

A freezer.

How's the weather where you are?

803 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7043 11:09

>>802 Looks pleasant but pretty fucking chilly.

>>804 How many hours did you sleep last night?

804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7043 12:42

Slightly less than ten.

What is your favourite multidentate ligand?

805 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7044 23:34


What's your favorite music in Touhou Koumakyou (Embodiment of Scarlet Devil)?

806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7045 00:11

Locked Girl ` The Girl's Secret Room
I hated it at first, but it's really grown on me over the years.

What is the most embarrassing thing that has happened to you recently?

807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7048 11:48

I somehow got amino acids and nucleotides mixed up when talking to a biochemistry professor. How silly!

What is your favourite Minecraft mod?

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7048 23:37

Unlimited Arrows. That's all I really want. Sorry. I'm boring.
Have you ever modded a video game? If so, what was it?

809 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7049 18:32

I modified a Skyrim body mod which made CBBE female bodies have blue-and-white-striped panties and kneesocks, so that the mod added only the panties.

Wait, tell me, >>810, does modifying a mod even really count as modding a video game?

810 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7049 18:37

>>809 No, sir!

>>811 Unreal Tournament or Quake?

811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7049 20:16

Quake, because it has a real single player mode and I generally hate online games (you did say just "Quake" and not "Quake 3 Arena".

Heretic or Hexen?

812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7058 16:03


What's the most impressive Touhou replay you've ever seen?

813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7058 16:39

>>812 because well it's the only Touhou replay vid I've watched; I found one of my friends from my childhood after years of no contact to find out he's also into the same things as me. Actually he got me into video games and internets I guess, or maybe it's the path I was destined for anyway.

>814 Do you think your dad's willy's been in your mum's mouth?

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7060 17:46

I doubt it. My father is incredibly mild mannered, and my mother is rather traditionally minded. Nonetheless, it's possible, and I'd really rather not know or think about it any more.

What is your opinion of Asia Carrera?

815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7060 22:36

I like her better than Kobe Tai, but that's not saying a lot.

I'm looking for a good digital sketchbook. Should I wait for the Surface 8 Pro or get a Galaxy Note 10.1 now?

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7061 21:10

Get the Galaxy because Microsoft are generally bad at things.

I noticed earlier that the reflection of a flashing light was noticeably delayed in its turning on and off when compared to the original light source. What sort of implications does this have for reality?

817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7061 22:24

>>816 It all depends on whether or not the phenomenon can be simply explained as a psychological thing. The delay may or may not be all in your head.

>>818 Is there really any way of knowing whether reality determines what one percieves or if perception is actually what makes something real? Alternatively, could perception and reality be partly, mostly, or entirely seperate?

818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7061 22:53

>>817 Consider reading Immanuel Kant's Critique of Pure Reason. The accepted answer these days is that reality determines what we perceive, but our perceptions are still just interpretations of that reality. As it stands, reality and perception are only "separate" by the variations we find between different peoples' perceptions of said reality.

>>819 If you had to decide between a life only of things you hate but are really good at and come easily to you, or a life of things you love but cause struggle and frustration, which would you rather take?

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7062 04:01

I thought I wanted the former but I've changed my mind. I'm going for the latter soon, beginning with quitting my current job after my contract ends.

How stubborn are you?

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7062 04:12

>>819 I refuse to answer this question.

>>821 I refuse to ask you a question.

821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7062 04:46

>>820 I will find a way to make you ask a question.

>>822 would you rather drive a Subaru WRX STI or a Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution MR?

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7062 07:47

Subaru, I guess.

What's cuter about Tokiko, her hair, or her clothing?

823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7062 09:54

Her hair! I can imagine her in other clothing looking as cute, but not with different hair.

What is your opinion on North Korea's infamous satellite launch?

824 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7062 15:15

I'm not surprised, nor am I very frightened. They don't have the competency or resources to do any serious damage even if they tried.

What do you think about the album "Rise and Fall of the Seven Bashful Pillars of VIP-lantus"?

825 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7062 19:53

>>824 I really enjoyed it, especially track 2! I'm new here so I didn't know anything about it (got it from the CTRL+V thread) and just a moment ago discovered there are others.

>>826 Where do I find more information about these albums?

826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7062 21:45

>>825 I'm not sure about that album specifically, but has articles related to a number of DQN and VIP related musical projects

>>827 Sometimes I feel like I don't want to be lonely, but I don't actually want to be around anyone I know! Suggestions?

827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7062 23:20

What you need, my good sir, is a waifu. I'm not kidding; I felt much the same as you before I found mine.

Which do you prefer, Christmas or New Year's, and why?

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7063 00:23

>>827 Christmas for the free stuff. New Year's for the underlying meaning behind the celebration. All of the bullshit with social obligations on Christmas make it lose in this battle however.

>>829 How do you plan on celebrating, or how did you, celebrate New Year's this year?

829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7063 01:28

I enjoyed a dinner with my family at home. I like it this way. Strangely enough my father suggested to order some Japanese cuisine, which was rather unusual, but we all agreed.

I'd like to reply to >>827. It's clearly New Year in Russia because it's like "western" Christmas and New Year merged. Also, December 31 through January 8 are holidays.

Orthodox Christmas is purely a religious feast celebrated on January 7. I suppose, historically atheist commies probably craved to receive their presents earlier.

How would you describe your New Year celebration?

830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7063 01:43

>>829 I eat 12 raisins and wish I was dead.

>>831 Why am I alive?

831 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7063 04:09

Because you haven't committed to suicide

Do you like maps?

832 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7063 23:14

>>831 I love maps, I used to draw them when I was a wee boy, copying them out of atlases. I was more into flags but I still loved maps. I had this really cool atlas that showed the oceans without any water, so you could see the topography of the sea bed, I wonder what happened to it? I think I was too young to fully appreciate iot, it would be cool to find now

>>833 What do you think of noise artists like Hanatarash, Merzbow, stuff like that? Not necessarily harsh noise, but people in general who decide to spend what little time they have on earth recording extreme niche forms of music?

833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7066 11:38

I was going to say something along the lines of I admire them for following what they enjoy and so on, regardless of what other people think or what little effect it might have on the world at large. I was going to say that, but then I read that Hanatarash once cut a dead cat in half with a machete and I find that extremely distasteful.

What has been your most recent significant failure?

834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7066 18:07

Doing poorly in my french class. C'est la vie.

What is your favorite C83 release so far?

835 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7067 02:13

Picking favorites is too hard! But I've been listening to Kaleidoscope by [Lydia Grave] more than any of the other stuff:
I can't tell why exactly it appeals to me though.

What would you look like if you turned into a SJIS art character? Bonus points for actually making something, not just describing.

836 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7104 18:01

I tend to smirk a fair bit, so perhaps a [ for a mouth? I've no idea how to even try to denote my almost rectangular glasses though, so I shan't even try. The rest of my face is disappointingly nondescript. Alas, no bonus points for me.

What sorts of unusual things do you do when you're alone?

837 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7104 18:35

Sometimes i take a bath and try to fill an entire half-liter bottle with my farts.

Is that really so unusual?

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7104 19:23

>>837 Not really but I'm not sure I understand, how do you know when it's full?

>>839 What's your favourite gabber song?

839 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7104 20:42


>>840 the jam in my sandwiches tastes like the stuff i get in jam donuts, why is this?

840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7105 11:28

Well, they are both classed as jam, so it stands to reason that they should taste similar.

How do you feel about bodily piercings?

841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7105 14:27

>>840 I think they are stupid.

>>842 what unreleased game would you like completed the most?

842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7105 15:03

HacX II looked kind of cool (I don't mean the revamp of the Doom-engine based one... this one was a sequel based on one of the Quake engines.)

What released, but in a buggy, slipshod state, game would you like to see be fixed up and rereleased?

843 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7105 21:44

Strike Fighters: Project 1, a 1950s-early 1960s era jet aircraft combat flight sim. I'd also like to see the game get some of the same advances in avionics that existed at the time, like air-to-ground radar modes for dive bombing and radar lead computing G-compensating optical gunsights for gun combat. The game was released in 2002 in a horrible buggy incomplete not-even-beta state. Eventually patches were produced to render it playable, it still requires the player, for example, to dive-bomb World War II style squinting at what amounts to a grease-pencil mark on the cockpit windscreen, and the gunsights aren't much better--the US had G-compensating optical gunsights in service in 1943, and radar lead computing variants were tested in Korea a few years after that.

Yes, I know, a version 2 of the game was released in 2008. But it still isn't, in my opinion, what it could have been.

Should I eat the leftover chicken or the leftover stirfy for lunch?

844 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7105 22:33

Personally, I'd go for the stir fry.

How would you react if somebody you know confided in you that they were a necrophiliac?

845 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 05:30

I honestly wouldn't care, I think it would be kind of interesting maybe.

What should I draw?

846 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 11:25

A little girl wearing a frilly dress. Alternatively, a frilly dress wearing a little girl.

How much do you like cats?

847 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 11:29

>>845 A large metal pipe, with green gunk spewing out the bottom, and in front of it draw a man with breasts for eyes, wearing a smart hat, saying "No." Make the background bright and colourful.

>>847 What kind of porn should I look at today?

848 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 17:16

3 out of 5

How do you sign your name?

849 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 17:54

Squiggly line. It looks closer to a sine wave than english.

When was the last time you signed someone else's name.

850 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 18:11

6th grade when I got a C in science class.

Slow cooked beef or grilled beef?

851 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 21:01


SJIS art porn.

What was the last thing you set fire to?

852 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 23:16

A candle wick.

What did you last play?

853 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 23:48

Ratchet and Clank 2. I'm going for 100%, I reckon I'm at around 90. Not looking forward to farming bolts to get the last couple of weapons or trying to guess where the remaining platinum bolts are, though.

My legs constantly feel like they need exercise, but I walk to and from university every day (30 minutes each way). I'm reasonably tall (probably too tall for my chair for my legs to bend properly) and I like coffee and sugar. Any tips?

854 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 23:49

Shin Guard. It's a game I made up a few minutes ago. My friend poured some Gatorade from a mostly empty bottle that was on te ground next to where we were sitting in my TI-84's cover, so I said "Wanna play shin guard?" I told him it was a game where I put the case over his shin and hit it until he feels pain and that there's no way to win, only get a high score. He said no so I kept insisting until he gave in. I first kept hitting it with my hand until it stated to hurt so I said "okay level two" then proceeded to hit it with tr calculator itself. I gave up and told him he won, contradicting myself. I checked and the case still had some Gatorade on it so I said that the other shin still needs to go. I did it until it was completely dry then I congratulated him. It wasn't really a game but a way to get the sticky Gatorade off my calculator cover.

Would you play Shin Guard?

855 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7107 00:40

Try googling "Charles Atlas Bodybuilding Course.pdf" and get through all that funny motivational blabber to Lesson 10. I think it's the one with exercises for legs.

As a hitter - YES.

If skiing was the only way of legally getting around, what would you do during summer?

856 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7107 02:03

>>855 I would still drive my car, I would just try to outrun the cops like one of the Dukes of Hazzard.

>>857 If you could turn any vehicle into an RV, what vehicle would you choose?

857 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7107 02:05

A scuba tank/suit

Are you hungry?

858 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7107 11:52

No, I just had lunch a few minutes ago.

What is your favourite type of tree?

859 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7118 17:47


Am I bad for bumping this thread?

860 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7118 18:10

I forgot this thread existed, thank you for bumping!

Is there a thread you really want to bump but are too shy to bump?

861 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7118 18:43

This thread! So I'm saging~

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

862 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7118 20:01

The world may never know.

Without moving your head, what objects are in your current field of vision?

863 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7118 20:06

An old Nokia phone, a mathematical compass, a toy car, 3 AA batteries, a wrapper from a cadbury's eclair and my trusty laptop.

How often do you visit 4-ch every week?

864 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7119 05:03

once or twice a day, eh maybe more. I don't post half as often as I check though (maybe).
So around 15x a week.
oh gosh that's way too much isn't it?
I really shouldn't because it's a waste of time...
now I'm doubting myself and worrying that people will judge me and blame me for stuff and make me pay the server bill...

how do I grow a beard? (I'm already a male)

865 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7119 15:37

>>864 Only 15 times a week and you're worried?? I was going to reply thinking maybe a 100 times a week. To grow a beard I think you just have to wait and see what happens; you may hear people say shave often and it grows back in thicker and quicker but I think this is a myth, it looks darker and seems to grow quicker for some other illusionary reason

>>866 If I'm so brilliant why won't anyone employ me?

866 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7119 16:38

They're put off by how talented you are, like when a person is so good-looking nobody has the courage to ask him or her out. You should intentionally make lots of mistakes, then everyone will hire you.


867 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7119 16:58


Who is your least favourite Renaissance artist?

868 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7119 20:34

I don't know about least favourite, but I simply can't take Filippo Lippi seriously thanks to his ridiculous name.

What is your favourite anime opening/ending theme?

869 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7119 22:14

Hmm, it's a tie between Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica's closing theme, Magia and Death Note's Second closing theme, Zetsubou Billy.

What month were you born in?

870 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7119 22:37

I guess my favourite OP is FLCL, because technically it's just a title displayed for a couple of seconds. And it's 4:3. It's that hardcore!

But openings of the original Hokuto no Ken, Renkin San-kyuu Magical Pokaan, Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt and Soul Eater are also worth mentioning.

Trava: Fist Planet has my favourite ending.

Have you watched REDLINE?

871 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7120 00:26


Yes, I liked how it didn't try to get too serious or complex with the backstory, staying focused on the unashamedly over-the-top action, much like Dead Leaves.

If you could choose a super power, what would you choose? Let's say ridiculous god powers like omnipotence or omniscience are off limits.

872 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7120 01:18

I would love the power to become super rad!

What is your current scientific goal?

873 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7120 01:22

Get a masters in chemistry

What's your favorite kind of cheese? Mushroom?

874 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7120 07:59

Parmesan and whichever mushroom comes on pizza.

What is your favorite DQN thread?

875 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7120 08:16

When it's on some sort of track, the short novel thread. Otherwise, the Clonepa thread. Clonepa's really cute.

What would you do if Kendrick Lamar teleported several inches above the floor of your room and fell with a thud?

876 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7120 20:47

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Have you ever defenestrated anyone, or been defenestrated yourself?

877 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7120 20:53

I was lucky enough to experience defenestration before, although it was completely accidental.

Think of a number, and don't tell me. Is your number 521?

878 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7120 22:03

Not even close.

What do you have to say about this chap's view of DQN?

879 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7120 22:06


What's the most convoluted and inefficient way to print out "shitblox/10" in java? Will you write the code for me?

880 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7121 00:21

It's quite kinky. I believe that he needs to spend more time in shady corners of the internet.

Sorry, I haven't written anything in Java for a few years, but I suppose using Enterprise JavaBeans might help.

Raspberry Pi or Arduino?

881 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 09:04

I've never used either, but Raspberry Pi has a cuter name.

What is your favourite type of cake?

882 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 13:55

Victoria sponge. It is everything a cake should be, but no more.

What is the most exciting thing you have ever cooked?

883 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 16:19

Those rainbow white chocolate brownies that get posted daily on /ck/.
Or anything from cooking with dog

Have you ever felt nostalgia for something you were never part of

884 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 16:57

Quite a few times actually. It's mostly about the 70s. I particularly like space exploration, LISP, integrated circuits and music of that age. Maybe something else that I can't remember right off the bat \ besides Vietnam War which is interesting but it isn't something that causes nostalgia.

What is your hobby? Would you recommend it to anybody else?

885 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 21:28

One of my main hobbies is gardening. I'd recommend it to anyone; it's very satisfying, even if it amounts to nothing more than keeping a few potted plants on your windowsill. It doesn't take too much effort unless you're trying to grow something especially fancy.

Would you eat cooked human flesh, given the chance?

886 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 22:23

Depends on what part it comes from

Why am I always tired and unmotivated? I hope it's not depression!

887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 22:45

It might be stress or avitaminosis! Try doing something that you enjoy. Make sure that you sleep for at least 6 hours every night, and that your diet contains both meat and fresh vegetables. Try taking a multivitamin supplement.

And never eat human flesh because you might get a prion disease.

What would you do if your sleeping schedule suddenly drifted across the globe and then just stopped there with an almost inverted sleep-wake pattern?

888 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 02:32

>>887 Whenever that happens I stay up for a night and a day and go to sleep at a normal time. Usually this would happen after a night of taking stimulating substances with friends, but sometimes if I get stuck in a cycle of looking at things on the Internet. To pass the time I do creative things, I take it as an opportunity to work on something that takes a bit more preparation than scribbling in a sketchbook, such as getting paints and canvas out or making big stencils or something, or masturbating

>>889 Have you ever created a video? Not just like filming you playing a game or doing something but took time to make something?

889 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 23:09

>>888 Many years ago I created a video where we reviewed video games and shared video game hints. we called it "Kompetition Killer" because Mortal Kombat 2 was really popular at the time. I must have been about 11 then.

>>890 What is your favorite vaporware product that you wish was real?

890 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7124 00:19

I remember really looking forward to Starcraft: Ghost back when I was in middle school. I don't think I'd be interested in it these days though.

Do you support privatizing the prison system?

891 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7124 00:38

No, I think that simply is stupid as it makes it less secure and restricts the freedoms of the taxpayers, which includes law breakers.

Do you think that passing a bill after it has already been struck down by referendum but making it referendum proof by attaching it to a spending bill and allowing the governor to dissolve any elected body in the entire state is Stalinistic?

Living in the mitten sucks.

892 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7124 12:55

I don't know about "Stalinistic", but I agree that it does sound rather underhanded and outrageous.

What is your favourite type of arthropod?

893 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7125 00:07


What is your favorite Doom WAD?

894 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7129 20:23

The Sky May Be is undoubtedly the most DQN Doom WAD in existence.

If you were given three wishes, what would the second one be?

895 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7130 01:35

Immortality. I want to see when September ends.

If you were given a beautiful Ferrari with an indefinitely inferior engine (say, from some Kia), would you still accept it? Would you feel happy?

896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7130 03:07

I'd accept it then sell it. Regardless of the engine I hate sports cars.

Do you know any fun dice games?

897 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7130 13:05

Having had a brief look around, dice chess looks like it could be fun.

What is your opinion on the role of combat in video games?

898 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7130 16:50

I'm really getting bored of it. Originally it served as auxiliary to narrative and puzzle and fit well into a lot of adventure stories, but it's been taking more and more of a central role in games lately and the quality of gamer's been decreasing so the other elements are being relegated to the status of cutscene with occasional hand holding.

What is your opinion of people's opinions of video games?

899 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7130 17:15

I think that a lot of people take video games far too seriously. Video games are made to be enjoyed, after all.

Would you play a video game centred entirely around claiming a 900 GET?

900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7130 17:29

That game would be ‚s‚n‚n@‚d‚`‚r‚xI

Would you play with my 900GET? Like intimately?

901 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7130 17:47

I would. I'd knead its soft, tempting zeroes until it purrs in delight.

Do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce? Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?

902 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7130 20:43

Can't it be both?

Do you think I could pull off a

Aside from the two side zippers it's pretty modest

903 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7130 22:28

>>902 I'd have to see it on you or a picture of your sexy body to tell, but you're right, it is quite refined and could look quite stylish on the right person

>>904 What's your favourite breed of dog?

904 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7130 22:37

Clumber spaniel. They're so cute and sloppy looking. I love their weird body shape too. Great Pyrenees is cool too.

What should I make for dinner?

905 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7130 22:45

Try pasta, with only cheese.

What do certain Japanese have against Korea? Is it just Takeshima?

906 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7131 01:17

Koreans to Japanese are like Mexicans to Americans or Pakistanis to British or Chechens to Russians. Stereotypically they seen as unkempt, unintelligent people who take all labouring jobs and who are responsible for most of the crime.

Do you believe in "all people are the same, they have no differences" hippie mumbo jumbo?

907 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7131 01:29

I don't think anyone truly does.

Do you attempt to keep your living space clean?

908 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7131 21:03

No. So long as it's sufficiently organised that I know where everything is and can get to it if I need to, I don't particularly care how it looks. In fact, I find that moving things around and putting them out of sight just makes everything far more inconvenient.

What is the pKa of EDTMP at STP? I can't find the answer anywhere and it's pissing me off.

909 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7131 21:17

Whoops, I forgot that STP is only used for gases. I suppose any standardised conditions would suffice. Anyway, the question still stands, >>910.

910 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7141 23:37

Vanish Oxi-Action™

What shape are your nostrils? Mine are kidneys. You are my research to see if this is a universal nostril shape or not, you you'd better get this right.

911 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7142 02:37

We do blame Mexicans for taking the jobs, but not so much for crime; we have blacks for that.

912 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7142 03:46

That wasn't a question, read the thread stupid-o.

Elliptical, like the orbit of Mars

How often do you masturbate?

913 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7142 11:44

Daily. Sometimes twice per day.

What would you do if you were me?

914 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7142 12:53

Apparently, I'd start masturbating.

Have you got your VR legs yet?

915 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7144 16:05

No; they must still be in the post.

Why do I always get the bad ending whenever I play a Japanese creepy RPG-maker type game?

916 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7145 02:47

>>915 Because your life is often tragic, and it has influenced many of your decisions.

>>917 Have you ever fixed something by slapping it or hitting it with a hammer?

917 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7145 14:47

Not unless we take a very liberal interpretation of the word "fix".

Do you believe there will be a third world war within your lifetime?

918 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7146 00:08

>>917 I kinda hope North Korea bombs USA just for funsies.

>>919 Have you ever met someone you wouldn't feel bad about pissing on their toothbrush?

919 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7146 00:38

Plenty of times. I was in Washington DC when I met them.

How do you plan to ride out the coming collapse of social order?

920 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7146 02:14

By staying in Japan. There are a lot of good places to hide and survive in the countryside here.

What do you eat the most often?

921 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7146 02:19


If speech is silver, and silence is golden, what is platinum?

922 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7146 02:21


What is the first thing you think of when you hear a door bell?

923 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7146 02:56

remaining very still and quiet and not turning on any lights

hark, what light by yonder winder shines?

924 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7146 05:32

A police helicopter spotlight. Because this is apparently East LA.

Will september end anytime soon?

925 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7146 13:00

Of course not, it's eternal.

What's with the guy trying to fill this place with My Little Pony?

926 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7146 13:23

He's just seeking approval.

How would you treat the imbalance of wits?

927 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7146 22:08

That's a self-correcting problem, given enough time.

Chocolate chips or shredded coconut?

928 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7147 01:00

Shredded coconut; not only is it delicious but it is certainly better for your health than chocolate chips.

Am I wasting my life on the Internet, or is browsing the Internet all day actually the best it ever gets?

929 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7147 01:02


Hexen or Witchaven?

930 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7147 01:12

I pick Hexen for being produced by John Romero.

931 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7147 01:17

Why is it still snowing right now if a so-called "global warming" is a problem?

932 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7147 01:23

Because the climate doesn't give a fuck for politics, and politics is all that "global warming" really is.

Are you getting enough salt in your diet?

933 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7147 14:52

More likely too much.

Do you take a good look at your poop before you flush it?

934 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7147 19:13

No, that wouldn't be very ladylike!

I'm going to answer >>931 as well, because I think it's a good question.

First of all, global warming is probably a misleading term. Although average global temperatures are increasing, the effects of the gulf stream slowing down or sea level rise or things like that can have the opposite effect locally. Hence why people often call it "climate change" rather than "global warming".

One of the important things to realise is that the climate is a chaotic system. Chaotic systems require two things:

  1. Feedback
  2. Non-linearity

Changes in the climate definitely involve feedback; the weather on one day will affect the weather on the next day, and so on. Climate is also non-linear, as clouds, storms and rainfall all generally either form abundantly or not at all. That is to say, a small change will not necessarily have a small effect. Once you pass a certain threshold in terms of temperature or humidity, a given type of cloud will be able to form, and will probably form in large numbers.

The scary thing about chaotic systems is that they can be incredibly sensitive to change. Consider this diagram:
Both the black and white balls follow the exact same rules, yet a tiny change in initial position leads to a huge change later on. This has a number of applications to climate change:

  1. It's very difficult to predict, or simulate. Slight inaccuracies in meteorological data can render the entire simulation wrong.
  2. It's very difficult to link cause and effect. This means that people can easily wriggle out of taking responsibility, or try to make the science into a matter of politics.

Expanding on that last point, I've frankly never understood climate change sceptics, or what have you. Whilst the data is, naturally, highly variable, the underlying principles of, for instance, atmospheric carbon dioxide affecting heat absorption, are incredibly transparent.

What this all really means though, >>931, is that the climate's pretty well fucked.

What book, if any, are you reading at present?

935 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7157 14:43

Mysteries of the Unexplained: Mysterious Lands and Peoples

Do you ever read the ranting of someone whose opinions piss you off, but you keep on going back for more, like staring at a car wreck?

936 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7158 01:28

To be honest, I can't even think of any opinion anyone could hold that would upset me that much.

What would your ideal cushion be like? Soft and fluffy? Large and firm? Striped? Spotted? Frilly?

937 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7192 00:14

I like to prop my head up pretty high when I sleep, so I like a large and firm cushion for a head pillow. For my back though, I prefer bright and fluffy like a sun-speckled lagoon of childhood dreams in which I can dive and lose myself in the sunny shadows shining through the cracks.

If you had to fight to the death and you could only choose one vegetable as a weapon, what would you choose? You aren't allowed to prepare the vegetable beforehand using other tools either.

938 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7192 08:54

I'd probably choose a large pumpkin. Even if it cracks before opponent's skull or ribs do, it seeds could make the ground slippery.

How would you counter a weapon-grade pumpkin?

939 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7192 13:14

>>938 A coconut. Since they are hard, they would be more likely to shatter that pumpkin

>>940 Who would you like to turn into a hug pillow?

940 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7192 14:29

The salted/smoked salmon AA character

Do you talk or make noises in your sleep?

941 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7192 15:55

Yes, apparently I have been known to talk in my sleep. Once, when I was young, a friend with whom I was having a sleepover said I was mumbling about "Uncle Quentin", who I think was a character from an Enid Blyton book. A friend of mine also giggles in her sleep, which is quite amusing.

If you were to write a visual novel, what would it be about?

942 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7192 16:13

A noir detective story.

You like the letter J?

943 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7192 17:35

Some of my best friends names started with J. Seeing the letter by itself always brings up fond memories.

Do you have any friends from your childhood that you wish you could get back in touch with?

944 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7192 18:03

>>943 I had a cool group of high school friends, but each one joined the military.

945 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7192 18:06

>>946 What is your opinion of Project A-KO?

946 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7194 14:22

I haven't seen it, but having read the Wikipedia synopsis it sounds pretty damn good. I'll probably end up watching it at some point.

What colour are your eyes?

947 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7194 15:54

I have cool greeny blue eyes with a couple of specks of brown in.

Did His Holiness Jesus of Nazareth exist?

948 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7194 18:54


What if you were a comic book?

949 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7194 20:00

Then I would be an inanimate object, and enjoy much the same level of awareness as most other inanimate objects. To be honest, I'd much rather be a cloud formation or a mineral deposit or something like that, but I suppose I could settle for being a comic book.

How do you feel about moths?

950 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7194 22:39

They look nice at night when they fly around campfire. However, I dislike any insects at my house and I was really disgusted to find some moths living in a pasta and cereals.

Are there any racing championships that you enjoy (and why)?

951 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 03:07

>>950 I like the races where the people build their own stuff, such as the Bonneville speed week.

>>952 What is your favorite kind of snake?

952 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 03:38

Solid Snake!

What animal would look cutest on a skateboard?

953 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 08:39

A penguin!

Which language out of three would you pick: Python, Haskell or LISP?

954 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 09:14

Were I a beginner or intending on making my code interface-able with, Python. Otherwise I'd pick Lisp (Scheme) because it is super nice and general purpose.
I don't know Haskell but I'd probably learn it just to understand its core ideas (I'm currently picking up OCaml and it is great).

Under the pretense that re-birth and karma and stuff are real, who or what were you in a previous life, and why?

955 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7199 09:40

I've always felt an affinity for trees, however my understanding is that you can only be reincarnated as a human or animal, so I couldn't have been a tree. Considering how much I like trees in bloom, I suppose it would make sense for me to have been a pollinator; perhaps a moth or a small bird.

Inspired by the fact that my captcha is kotch: the Koch snowflake has infinite length but finite area. How does this make you feel?

956 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7199 16:11

As a mathematician, not particularly surprised. It is a neat example for an otherwise somewhat obtuse concept though.

Inspired by the fact that my captcha is pixen; which demon clan in the Megaten series is your favorite?

957 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7213 01:04

Whatever one has Airi and Jungo's adorable cat demons.

What subjects would you consider yourself an expert in?

958 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7213 17:18

Alas, I am very much a jack-of-all-trades. I've a respectable grounding in Japanese language, organic chemistry, chaos theory, mathematics, cognitive psychology, cloudspotting and origami - but the only thing I could really unarguably call myself an expert in is Touhou.

What subject or subjects would you like to become an expert in?

959 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7213 18:28

Mongolian history

Where do you buy clothing?

960 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7213 19:00

Thrift shops.

Where can I get a job?

961 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7213 19:05

Start an indie project, get rich and popular.

How should I motivate myself to pick programming up? I don't feel like doing anything lately, you know!

962 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7213 20:39

Hire a mercenary to kill you in seven days unless you pick up programming. Or, y'know, read programming stories and get yourself interested in it.

Are you enjoying the time of EVE?

963 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:03

Well, I played EVE Online a bit. It was something original and even some menial tasks like mining were fun at first, but then it seems that if you don't belong to some huge forum, you aren't going to get far. Far outside high security sectors. Eventually it will be too tedious and hardly rewarding and fun at all. It would be like going to work where you pay 15$ every month instead of getting paid.

Have you ever tried drawing with a tablet? How do I draw even such a basic thing as sketches and line art? Please teach me!

964 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7223 20:30

I've never used a tablet, but I've done some sketching with pencil and paper. Furthermore, I've never really had any serious tuition at all, which makes me probably not a very good teacher. The meagre advice I can offer you:

  • Take your time. Draw slowly and carefully, and keep redoing it until you're completely happy with it.
  • I can't stress this enough: have a very clear mental image of what you're going to draw before you start drawing. This makes a huge difference.
  • The internet is full of specialised guides on drawing; make use of them. Especially with drawing living beings, proportion can be difficult to get right, and the guides can be especially useful for that sort of thing.

If you want some advice from people who actually know what they're talking about, try somewhere like ttp://

What is your opinion on the Double Dealing Character demo?

965 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 12:37

I thoroughly enjoyed it! The storyline is promising, the characters are cute and novel, and the gameplay is a huge improvement on Ten Desires. The danmaku is very straightforward and not too gimmicky, but it's still only the first three stages. The scoring mechanism is very good; it's intuitive, rewards taking risks, and doesn't cause problems for colourblind people (I'm looking at you, UFO). I'm waiting warmly for the full release.

What clubs were you a part of when you were at school?

966 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 17:24

I was in a robotics club in elementary school, using those LEGO robotics things and going to competitions and such. I was a master builder, but never bothered much with the programming.
In high school, I was in an after-school art program, doing ceramics and photography. It wasn't really a club, but I wasn't in any clubs in high school, so that's the closest thing to a club I had.

Have you ever done any ceramics? If so, do you prefer wheel-throwing or hand-building? Electric wheel or kick-wheel? Is this too many questions?

967 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 17:55

I've done a little ceramics, though it's been a while. I definitely prefer hand-building, mostly due to aesthetic preferences. Both methods are nice, but it really depends on the look you're going for. I don't have much experience with the wheel, and I've never used a kick one, so I can't really comment on that. Basically the more hands-on/traditional the methods, the more I tend to enjoy the work.

I'm sick of eating the same stuff day after day. What are some easy, summery recipes you'd recommend?

968 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 21:53

Ingredients You Will Need:

  • Three slices of bacon
  • Two tablespoons of peanut butter
  • Canned cheese
  • Your preferred bread

Instructions for Preparation:

  1. Smear peanut butter on once slice of bread
  2. Lay bacon over it
  3. Squirt canned cheese over bacon
  4. Place second piece of bread on top of sandwich

Should I try to hypnotize myself into being less lazy?

969 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 23:33

No, don't do that, you'll just waste your time. And if it actually works, some people here might become envious.

How to stop worrying?

970 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 00:11

Or Minecraft is you're feeling VIP.

Why are you not playing Minecraft on the Buun server right now?

971 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 00:21

Unfortunately, I played Minecraft much earlier than most people and grew tired of it a few years back. I might get back into it eventually.

What is currently your favourite song?

972 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 00:25


Without knowing anything about this game or its storyline, why do you think the girl in the menu is holding one of her socks?

973 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 08:23

Same thing happened to me, now I play super hostile and similar difficult adventure maps with my girlfriend to keep it interesting.

She uses it to masturbate into?

What are the top 3 things you spend your income on?

974 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 15:16

The idea of a girl masturbating "into" a sock left me with some very odd mental images.

Anyway, >>975, I believe that question is for you.

975 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 19:31

Rent, food and various bills(electricity/internet etc.). Boring necessities aside it would be music, clothing and games/game-related electronics.

Where would one go about buying a quality sword? Only honorable sword smiths, please, no peasants.

976 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 20:01

Johnny Marr's a good smith. Not Morrissey though, he's not a very good smith.

Recommend me a mediocre toasted snack.

977 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 21:13

Try cinnamon toast: make regular buttered toast and add sugar as well as cinnamon. For an even better recipe try mixing the butter, cinnamon, and sugar beforehand (with some vanilla) and spreading it on bread before toasting in the oven.

What sort of leg-wear do you prefer and why?

978 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7245 12:00

Thigh high socks! They're so cute and girly, and of course there's zettai ryouiki.

What is your preferred variety of biscuit, and what does this choice say about you as a person?

979 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7245 22:24

Classic digestives, specifically the whole-wheat ones. I guess I'm kind of bland and low-sugar, at least when it comes to my choice in biscuits?

What is your favorite video game soundtrack?

980 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7245 22:38

Lately I enjoyed Dustforce and FTL sountracks a lot. I also like music of the original Deus Ex.

981 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7245 22:40

Whoops, forgot my question like I forget to stuff!..

How to concentrate on a TODO list (and make an efficient one in the first place)?

982 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 06:06

Write down tasks that are specific. Instead of "internet bill," write "call internet company support to ask about bill." Instead of writing "study for test" write "read pages 10-20 of DQN Textbook and complete 5 example problems." Instead of "clean room" write "-pick up books -put papers in file -vacuum" and do one at a time.

Don't try to assign tasks to specific times unless they need to be. I tried this and it failed miserably. Trust in your own ability to complete things at your leisure. Give yourself little rewards for completing tasks. Positive reinforcement is much easier than trying to force yourself to do or not do things.

The hardest part of a todo list is inertia. It easy to keep completing tasks once you get started, but getting started can be very difficult. Instead of vaguely thinking "I should get started on my todo list" focus on a specific physical action like closing your computer and standing up to get a glass of water, from which point you might find you have much more willingness to get started.

How many true friends do you have?

983 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 12:00

I hang out with a group of seven people, and we're all pretty close. Out of that, I only have two true friends though.

I don't like pirating anime or games, and then I feel bad for thinking like this since so many people do it anyway. Is this stupid? What are your thoughts?

984 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 12:19

That's not stupid at all; I'm much the same. I just recently started reading Tsukihime, and the English patch has a long disclaimer saying you must agree to use this only with official copies, not with pirated versions, that left a lump in my throat. Pirating anime is somewhat justifiable as the anime companies don't really expect any significant sales outside of Japan anyway. Pirating games really does fuck over companies a lot though, especially the smaller ones.

If you could have any single superpower, what would it be and how would you use it?

985 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 23:50

I'd like to say the power to add or remove any superpowers at will but I think that breaks the "single superpower" rule. It would be cool to have the matter-altering powers of Dr.Manhattan from Watchmen. I'd use it to make anime figurines and other stupid objects.

Since there's a 20% chance that you are >>972, why does she have that sock?

986 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7247 00:14

Spoilers follow; don't read if you've any intention of actually playing the game (and you should, it's good).

It's filled with rocks and soil. She's going to use it as a blackjack in order to beat another girl to death. The murder weapon can then be disassembled, and seeing as she's just a frail little girl with no known motive, she (hopefully) gets away with it.

Spoilers end here.

What is the most unusual plant or animal you have encountered near where you live?

987 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7247 02:51

Probably mukade. Google image search with caution. I've seen other miscellaneous weird bugs, but I have no idea what they're called or how to look them up.

What fruit or vegetable would you choose for a fruit/vegetable battle to the death?

Conditions: It should be considered to be of the average variety, so you can't say "the biggest pumpkin in the world". You can also prepare the fruit/vegetable however you like beforehand, but you can't combine it with other things. And you can only choose one, no sacks of potatoes.

988 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7247 16:42

I'd probably choose a melon. Even if it cracks before opponent's skull or ribs do, it seeds could make the ground slippery.

How would you counter a weapon-grade melon?

989 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7247 17:01

With super secret shadow karate round ninja kick!

If a wizard was intimidating you by promising to turn you into a vegetable, what would you do?

990 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7247 18:15

I would call his bluff and snap his stupid staff on my knee then watch him wet his shitty cloak. Fucking wizards ain't shit.

If you were a firework, what kind would you be?

991 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7247 19:24

A dud.

What OS do you use?

992 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7247 20:29

Windows 7, although I shall be getting a new computer before long and am considering moving over to Linux.

What was the best >>999 GET you can remember seeing on DQN?

993 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7247 20:30


What would you be doing right now if you were immortal?

994 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7248 00:13

Masturbating most likely. Or threatening to jump out of a skyscraper, just to get free counselling and waste mortals' time.

I recently played Dust: An Elysian Tail and liked it a lot. Albeit it felt rather easy on normal difficulty. Should I restart it on harder or hardest difficulty or continue as it is?

995 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7248 21:54

By continue as it is do you mean just play it again on normal? Nah try it on a harder difficulty.

>>996 What's the funniest joke you ever heard?

996 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7249 22:12

How do you get an elephant into safeway?
Take the 's' out of 'safe' and the 'f' out of 'way.'

What was your reaction to this joke?

997 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7249 23:46

A half minute of silence followed by a light chuckle. This really was the first time I heard that joke.

The rooms are all the same. What are we?

998 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7250 01:26

Humans in a shitty apartment complex.

Are you enjoying your GET?

999 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7250 01:30

I've had better

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