[FUN] World Domination Game [EVIL] (167)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6813 15:17

How this game works is that we have a map of the world (blank one here: http://i.imgur.com/SIEou.jpg) with certain countries grouped together into unions. Each person playing takes control of one union and gives it a name (e.g. Kimchi Alliance, New Manchurian Liberation Cause, that sort of thing). Your objective is to TAKE OVER THE WORLD by any means possible!

To do things, just post a comment saying what you're trying to do and I'll say what effect it has. Examples would be attack [place], enforce conscription, drill for oil at [place] and export it to [place], research mind control. Non-serious commands are fine too.

If you're playing, post once in this thread to say so so that I know how many unions to set up. You may wish to post with a temporary tripcode for obvious reasons. I'm looking for somewhere between 4 and 8 players, so I might invite some VIPPERs...

2 Name: Sir "Uh Oh"!!PqOyN3hR : 1993-09-6814 03:08

I want to take control of Russia.

My first action as its dictator is to rename it to ESPEONLAND.

3 Name: Tomás Rodríguez 'el Bigotón' Ruíz Iglesias!!qj+wHGtn : 1993-09-6814 04:28

I guess are you waiting for a roster of players to start carving up the map specifically? At any rate, I'm in and interested in having southern Africa as the Marxist-Leninist-Maoist-Lin Biaoist-Nyererist Popular Liberation Front.

4 Name: Noblesse 'Nothing Rhymes With' Oblige!!VuGzANEW : 1993-09-6814 10:57

I will be taking the promised land of Peru with the other chosen ones of the Nazca 5000 tribe. We are Aztech robots that were built on the moon and now came to earth to make pretty drawing on the land. My people will now work on the Nazca Lines for the following week and I will yield my turns during this time period.

PS: We also do carpentry; don't be afraid to ask!

5 Name: ANDY!!AJaIr9/z : 1993-09-6814 12:31

Hi I'm Andy, please can I have the British Isles

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6814 14:09

>>2-5
Wonderful! Thank you all for your participation (although I retain my disapproval for Espeonland). I'll make sure you each get your desired countries.

Let's give it another day or two for other people to join. In the mean time, feel free to ask questions.

7 Name: Sir "Uh Oh"!!PqOyN3hR : 1993-09-6814 14:37

>>6
How will we know that you're the game master? It seems that it would be very easy for some dokyun to mess the game up, in theory.

8 Name: ( ˃ ˂)!!FFSE4i1R : 1993-09-6814 15:03

>>7
I suppose you're right; I shall use a temporary tripcode as well.

Fun fact: this is literally the first time I have ever used a tripcode.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6814 17:54

I wish to take control of Acme Labs, which will give me Pinky and The Brain--the world's acknowledged masters of global conquest.

10 Name: Omer Beriziky!!tiO21WyD : 1993-09-6815 02:15

I am the president of Madagascar.

First of all I would like to SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING.

11 Name: ( ˃ ˂)!!FFSE4i1R : 1993-09-6815 11:55

>>9
Haha, yes, very good.

>>10
Are you sure you really want to set up base so close to >>3's territory? It's a double edged sword, you know. I can't recommend it to amateurs.

What this all really means though, is that you, >>10, should just stick with Europe, Asia or North America.

12 Name: grey : 1993-09-6816 02:15

I take control of that economic powerhouse that is The Peoples Republic of China.
As my first order, I shut down The Great Firewall. These poor citizens have been deprived of porn and news for far too long.

13 Name: ( ˃ ˂)!!FFSE4i1R : 1993-09-6816 10:52

>>12
Excellent choice, Sir.

>>10
Unless you state otherwise, I'm going to assume you still want Madagascar.

...And with that, I think we're almost ready to begin, finally! This is the last chance for anyone else to join.

14 Name: Annoying Risk Player!ULQ2cmaLKU : 1993-09-6816 11:28

I take command of the Oceanic Union (Australia, New Zealand, Indonesia and New Guinea.

As my first move, I place our entire military force in Indonesia, the only point of entry to the region.

15 Name: ( ˃ ˂)!!FFSE4i1R : 1993-09-6816 14:49

It begins!

http://i.imgur.com/hzevp.jpg

Feel free to start making reckless/unreasonable commands whenever you like. You're welcome to request a change to your union's colour or name. The moon and Antarctica are currently unclaimed (and probably of no strategic value anyway).

16 Name: Tomás Rodríguez 'el Bigotón' Ruíz Iglesias!!qj+wHGtn : 1993-09-6816 15:29

The Coördinating Committee of the MLMLBNPLF promulgates the First Five Year Plan, summarized as follows:

  • Develop mineral extraction in the Congo.
  • Standardize the use of the diaresis, as in the word coördinating. [Secretary Malema dissented on this issue, he has since died of unknown cause.]
  • Repatriate the African diaspora in Brazil.
  • Seek negotiated territory transfer of South American holdings to the Peruvians in exchange for their West African territory.

** To this end, withdraw most land military from Brazil while deploying forces in Chad and Cameroon.

17 Name: Annoying Risk Player!ULQ2cmaLKU : 1993-09-6816 15:50

The All-knowing Unnamed Dictator of the Oceaniac Union orders that all resources be directed to fortifying the Thailand/Indonesian border. These efforts shall collectively be known as "Plan Turtle."

The first phase of Plan Turtle:
*Random military conscription of 10% of all physically fit males or females 18-30, to send to Indonesia
*Warm diplomatic relations with the Thai government, including bribes for top military officials
*Top-secret biological and nuclear weapons development
*Government funding to vastly improve Indonesian infrastructure and quality of life, to support the influx of military

The rest of the country is free to go about their business as they usually do... for now.

18 Name: Noblesse 'Nothing Rhymes With' Oblige!!VuGzANEW : 1993-09-6816 20:26

Dear all,

The Aztech corporation would like to remind everyone that the "moon's surface" is merely a projection that the Aztech corporation has been broadcasting for ages. The Aztech corporation has found that human life forms find comfort in the sphere-shaped rock that appears before the eyes of humankind. Animals can see the true form of the "moon" just fine and they have described it as an 'infinity pyramid'.

The Aztech corporation would like to warn every world leader who is planning to set foot on our lunar "soil". The Aztech corporation takes no responsibility for the possible outcome of such an attempt.

----------------------------------------------

The Nazca 5000 Earth Enrichment Crew (name pending) will happily share resources and land with all, if they agree to aid them in the search of the lost continent 'Moe'.

We love you; don't cross us,

The Aztech Corporation

19 Name: ( ˃ ˂)!!FFSE4i1R : 1993-09-6817 12:26

(Worth noting: most outcomes are decided based on dice rolls or coin flips. The map has not changed since >>15.)

>>16
The First Five Year Plan promulgation is moderately successful.

  • The mining in the Congo has caused some serious environmental concerns but on the other hand provides a strong, stable income.
  • Diaresis standardisation is introduced into all available educational establishments.
  • Most migrant families are deeply ingrained into the local community, and have expressed great distaste at being asked to move back to Africa.
  • The Peruvians have given no comment on the territorial exchange issue, preferring to discuss the state of the moon. They have made no moves to vacate northeastern Africa, nor to claim/reclaim Brazil.

>>17
Plan Turtle is a great success!

  • Conscription is widely successful, with few dissenters.
  • The bribes have mixed results; most officials are happy to accept them but some are alarmed by the military mobilisation just across the border and have declined negotiations.
  • Nuclear weapon development is complimented by the large uranium reserves in Australia. Construction has already begun. Progress with biological weaponry is slower (still in the research phase) but shows promising results.
  • Some government funding is lost to corrupt local governments, but the vast majority is used appropriately.

>>18
Your letter makes it to the desks of each major world reader but there have been no replies yet.

20 Name: ANDY!!AJaIr9/z : 1993-09-6817 14:35

Scotland, Ireland and Wales hold referendums for independence from the rest of Andyland. As the Big Andy himself I am perfectly fine with this and let them have what they want.

Also do I have any nukes?

21 Name: Sir "Uh Oh"!!PqOyN3hR : 1993-09-6817 16:09

I'd like to invade China and begin a space program in Northern Russia.

22 Name: ( ˃ ˂)!!FFSE4i1R : 1993-09-6817 16:59

Very slightly updated map: http://i.imgur.com/UB1YH.jpg

>>20
Scotland, Ireland and Wales are now unclaimed/independent (shown in white).

For the sake of fairness, let's say that everyone has 10 Hiroshima-sized nuclear bombs to begin with. Obviously, you're allowed to build more.

>>21
You begin work on a space program in Siberia, completely ignoring existing infrastructure in Kazakhstan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baikonur_Cosmodrome).

As for invading China, you're going to need to be a lot more specific. Which part of China? Where are you attacking from? How much of your military are you using? In what way? (scorched earth? With the intention of permanent occupation?)

23 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6817 20:10

>>21
Haven't you heard the phrase "Never start a land war with China because there is too much of it and them"?
Alternativly, I propose opening easy trade and commerce between our two great nations, and becoming allies.

24 Name: Noblesse 'Nothing Rhymes With' Oblige!!VuGzANEW : 1993-09-6817 20:37

The Aztech Corporation apologizes profusely for the late response regarding the issue of trade of land that was proposed by the Coordinating Committee of the MLMLBNPLF. The Aztech Corporation also sees benefits in trading these pieces of land, but would like to keep the country of Mali. Would the Coordinating Committee of the MLMLBNPLF agree that this is an agreeable transaction (West-Africa minus Mali for Brazil).

All members of the Nazca 5000 tribe are ordered to leave their posts and are to visit all the great libraries of the world, in search for shreds of information regarding Atlantis/The Lost Continent Moe. These orders will render all of our lands defenceless. Civilians are ordered to gather building materials and transport them to Tierra del Fuego.

25 Name: Annoying Risk Player!ULQ2cmaLKU : 1993-09-6818 06:44

To the Aztech Corporation,

In exchange for resources - namely Venezulan oil - we would be glad search the sea for this lost continent of yours. Oceania has some of the best scientists, ancient historians and navigators in the world. How does 8 million barrels per search crew sound?

Sincerely,
All-knowing Unnamed Dictator of the Oceaniac Union

26 Name: Sir Not Appearing In This Thread!!R2S+krBh : 1993-09-6818 11:50

If >>10 doesn't come back, can I take over Madagascar?

27 Name: Omer Beriziky!!tiO21WyD : 1993-09-6818 15:43

I'm watching the events unfold, I'm still here

And all access to Madagascar has been closed and we have anti-aircraft guns.

28 Name: ( ˃ ˂)!!FFSE4i1R : 1993-09-6818 16:47

Frankly, I'm very surprised that nobody has declared war on anyone yet.

>>24
At great expense, your loyal acolytes are sent out to infiltrate the world's libraries. Issues arise with crossing international borders, as well as language barriers. Some information about Atlantis is found, but no tangible evidence or any hints of a location. There is no mention of any lost continent named Moe.

Meanwhile, work on bringing building materials to Patagonia is off to a slow start due to a lack of transportive infrastructure. Production of materials elsewhere is progressing well, with wood and stone being plentiful in the Andes and South American rainforests.

>>26
Apparently not; sorry.

>>27
Shutting down all import/export into and out of Madagascar has crippled your country's economy. Your domestic oil production is not nearly extensive enough to keep up with demand, causing fuel prices to increase astronomically.

There is widespread civil unrest and if nothing is done in the immediate future then it is likely that rioting will begin. More concerningly, the destabilisation of your union's capital is having wide reaching consequences for the other nations under your command.

29 Name: Omer Beriziky!!tiO21WyD : 1993-09-6819 00:50

I'd like to fire all ten of my nukes from Turkey, Iraq, Uzbekistan, Afghanistan and Kyrgyzstan in an even distribution across Espeonland, focussing on mainly the key cities.

30 Name: Sir "Uh Oh"!!PqOyN3hR : 1993-09-6819 05:11

I'd like to team up with grey!C.MxxuCiTo and work on distributing poisonous (perhaps non-fatal?) materials in household electronics and embedding anti-consumerist propaganda in children's toys. We can spread the seeds of communism throughout the world and control the minds of the children. I'd like to hear his thoughts before going through with this plan, though.

31 Name: ( ˃ ˂)!!FFSE4i1R : 1993-09-6819 15:31

Updated map: http://i.imgur.com/IikUl.jpg

>>29
Hoho, now we're talking!

You target the following locations, shown on the map with black squares. (I know you said "even distribution", but there is basically nothing worth bombing in eastern Russia).

  • Moscow
  • St Petersberg
  • Novosibirsk
  • Yekaterinberg
  • Unnamed Siberian space base
  • Astana
  • Ulan Bator
  • Kiev
  • Warsaw
  • Minsk

The bombs are dropped by plane during the night, orchestrated such that all impact within one hour of each other. Only two are detected beforehand, and neither is intercepted in time - hence, every bomb detonates as intended.

The damage is cataclysmic. The population is decimated, and many more will die from radiation poisoning and possibly starvation; a significant proportion of agricultural produce has been rendered unusable.

Most military bases were situated away from major cities, so troops are still available to aid in recovery efforts and any future land battles. Note, however, that they greatly lack equipment and supplies.

Prevailing winds in western Russia are South and South West so radioactive fallout is drifting towards Andyland and northern Madagascartown. Prevailing winds in eastern Russia are East, blowing fallout into the Tundra and the Pacific ocean.

Espeonland still has all 10 nuclear bombs remaining; Madagascartown currently has none.

Madagascartown and Espeonland are now at war.

>>30
Espeonland and Grey's World are now allied.

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6819 15:56

The Coördinating Committee of the MLMLBNPLF respectfully declines the Nazcan offer. As a show of our continued good faith, Secretary Mbeki has requested the coöperation of the nation's oral historians in pursuing the lost continent.

Second Five Year Plan:

  • Mobilize the armed forces. Draw down army deployed in Cameroon, redeploy in Kenya.
  • Position fleets in international waters around the Horn of Africa, in the Mozambique Channel, and north of Madagascar.
  • Attempt to bribe governors of peripheral states of Madagascar to defect.
  • Increase guarana crop in Brazil.

33 Name: Tomás Rodríguez 'el Bigotón' Ruíz Iglesias!!qj+wHGtn : 1993-09-6819 16:01

>>32
Forgot name and trip, orz

34 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6819 17:49

>>30
I am all for this except the poison and mind control parts.
Poisoning those whom we seek to control would only serve to instil contempt against us.
And the mind control is uneeded. Simply release the propaganda with honest information about glorious communism. They will see that our way is the...correct way...

35 Name: ANDY!!AJaIr9/z : 1993-09-6819 19:15

I'd like to conquer Espeonland. I send troops in from Scandinavia and Eastern Europe, and from the East as well from North America, to fucking kill everyone.

36 Name: ( ˃ ˂)!!FFSE4i1R : 1993-09-6819 20:36

Updated map: http://i.imgur.com/nK9Pm.jpg
My image editing software is doing odd things with the outlines. I'll try to sort it out before the next update, but for now just deal with it.

Einstein from an alternate universe has gone back in time and somehow made it such that Moscow and St Petersberg didn't get bombed after all.

>>32
Nationwide rioting has broken out in Madagascar over the denial of international mobility. A number of illegal trading routes have appeared, mainly serving to mainland Africa.

The military and police are insufficient to suppress the unrest - many of them are on the side of the protesters. The nation's leader has been evacuated and all governors remaining in the country are in a state of panic.

The leader of Toliara Province has accepted your bribe and agreed to side with the MLMLBNPLF. All others are either still loyal to Madagascartown or undecided, but none of them retain any real control of the areas they govern.

>>35
Your armies cut through Poland like a bread knife through warm butter. The fringes of Russia are also yours. Much raping and pillaging occurs. The bulk of Russia's military has yet to mobilise.

Updates to a few things which happened a while ago:

>>17
Your nuclear weapon production has reached fruition. You now have fifteen nuclear bombs at your disposal, with more still being constructed. The biological weaponry research has reached the testing stage.

>>24
A group of investigators in central Europe have found passages in a number of sea-faring guides referencing a large submerged landmass in the south west of the Pacific.

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6819 21:35

The Aztech Corporation would like to decline Annoying Risk Player's kind offer and focus on the finding of lost continents, rather than negotiate silly oil deals. The collective heart of the Aztech Corporation go out to the people that were offended by our disinterest.

The Aztech Corporation acknowledges The Coördinating Committee of the MLMLBNPLF's warm gesture.

The Aztech Corporation is happy to announce that an ancient suitcase was found in 'The Library' of 'The Moon'. Its contents were meticulously documented and photographed and they are available for all to see on the following location: http://harbl.tumblr.com/

38 Name: Noblesse 'Nothing Rhymes With' Oblige!!VuGzANEW : 1993-09-6819 21:39

>>37
Forgot name and trip, orz

39 Name: Sir "Uh Oh"!!PqOyN3hR : 1993-09-6820 00:37

I need to get revenge on the bastards who have defiled the name of Espeon!

I'd like to move 50% of my troops into Scandinavia, seizing their supplies and then brainwashing their youth.

If I succeed in capturing it, I'd like to build an efficient rail system from Espeonland (Russian portion) through Norway and deep into Grey's world. By creating easy modes of transportation and capturing new land, Grey's troops should gain further mobility and it should be easier for my country to rebuild infrastructure.

I would also like to send 5 of my nukes into Northwestern Andyland (Canada) in such a way that they do not affect Western Grey's World in a serious way. I would of course send advance warning so to help aid their evacuation.

For the motherland!

40 Name: ( ˃ ˂)!!FFSE4i1R : 1993-09-6820 15:52

Updated (and more or less fixed) map: http://i.imgur.com/RrQcu.jpg

Thanks to a certain regular tripcode user taking a metaphorical huge steaming shit all over the Post Angry Things thread, I must now go back on what I said in >>36; Moscow and St Petersberg HAVE INDEED been nuked.

>>39
Your troops have successfully repelled the Scandinavians out of northern Russia, but have not yet made it to Norway. A few reconnaissance/scouting expeditions have aided in stealing supplies, and appropriate propaganda is being manufactured ready for an eventual occupation of Scandinavia.

The remainder of your military forces are currently attempting to hold back invaders from central Europe. Andyland's troops from the east continue rampaging unchecked. They have recently taken Vladivostok.

Luckily for you, you already have a perfectly good rail network between China and Moscow (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trans-Siberian_Railway), so all you need to do is extend it northwards.

I'm going to have to request that you choose the specific locations you are going to bomb. The following links might prove useful:

>>24
Huge quantities of building materials are piling up in Tierra del Fuego and nothing is being done with them.

41 Name: Sir "Uh Oh"!!PqOyN3hR : 1993-09-6820 16:02

>>40
Well, then!

  1. Toronto
  2. Montreal
  3. Vancouver
  4. Ottawa

and 5. Calgary

...seem to be the best places to attack. Citizens on the outskirts of Moscow which have survived are cursing your name, hopefully that won't affect the outcome of the nukes! Damn Andylanders... We'll need to get them out somehow, Grey. I got a bunch of them out of Canada for you, you'll need to help me with this. It's our sacred cause.

42 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6820 23:15

Grey's World takes action against the Oceanic Union...by dropping parachute-carried crates filled with PARTY FAVOURS and CAKES.
The CAKES come in many flavours.
I fortify the people of the both halves of Corea by sending coypus amounts of FOOD and building un-censored library's. I figure they have been starved long enough and would like to read some books not about various members of the Kim family.
>>41
I am here to help. What do you want me to do?
>>37
(dat blog)

43 Name: Sir "Uh Oh"!!PqOyN3hR : 1993-09-6820 23:30

>>42
Can you spare any troops? Attacking Canada after the nukes (hopefully) detonate seems like it'd be a grand time to hit them... I also have some enemies to my south and your west that could cause problems for us, so it would make sense to attack them if you're going to attack anyone...

Also, for those who would like to use PGP encryption to talk secretly, I have generated a public key. There is no need to sign your messages if you post them with a tripcode, but I think this would be a fun way to talk secretly. For those on *NIX, run "gpg --gen-key", "gpg --list-keys", and finally "gpg --export-key --armor YOURKEY## > something.txt". Upload that .txt somewhere and link it here. As for Windows, I have no clue... cygwin and gpg might work?

http://pastebin.com/dTJSHExS

44 Name: Annoying Risk Player!ULQ2cmaLKU : 1993-09-6820 23:34

The Oceanic Union has no hard feelings against the Aztech Corporation. As a show of good faith, we will allow Naztech tribesmen to peacefully explore any islands they desire within the Oceanic Union.

We continue to build a strong military presence along the Indonesia-Thai border, leaving only minimal forces in all other territories. We assure Grey's World and the Thai authorities that this is all purely defensive.

After scientists test the the delicious CAKES from Grey's World for poison, we feast on them and use the PARTY FAVOURS to celebrate. In exchange, we send twenty ADORABLE KOALAS from the Lone Pine Koala Sanctuary as a gift to the zoos in Grey's World, along with crates upon crates of Vegemite.

45 Name: Tomás Rodríguez 'el Bigotón' Ruíz Iglesias!!qj+wHGtn : 1993-09-6821 15:48

>>43
Cool idea. On Windows get gpg4win <http://www.gpg4win.org/>; it comes with a GUI thingy.

My public key: http://pastebin.com/1P3FG566

Secret message to Ambassador of Espeonland: http://pastebin.com/10UQsnGq

46 Name: World Owner : 1993-09-6821 16:31

Hello I wish to join the game

47 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6821 17:03

>>Herro and wercome to NHK news. Today in Grey'sWorld a new tourist atraction has been making wraves at the National Zoo. Twenty ADORABLE KOARAS, who were begifted to the Grey'sWorld government today by the Oceanic Union are frolicing around an unused pen. Later in the hour we will have a poritical anarist here to telr us more about the situation...

48 Name: ( ˃ ˂)!!FFSE4i1R : 1993-09-6821 18:22

Updated map: http://i.imgur.com/ETFjw.jpg

Andyland's forces continue to slaughter their way through eastern Russia, living on supplies pillaged from villages they pass through, but they are losing momentum. The land behind them is shown in white because it is not being occupied by Andyland and - to put it bluntly - everyone there is dead.

After much revolution and discontent, Madagascar has joined the MLMLBNPLF.

>>41
Said places have been bombed. Much of Canada's industry and commerce has been destroyed. The majority of North America's military is currently tearing through eastern Russia so they are not present to aid in evacuations, resulting in fairly high civilian casualties despite the advanced warning given.

>>42
I don't think that "coypus" means what you think it means. (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/coypus). Similarly, I'll assume you meant "libraries" rather than "library's".

>>46
Currently, the only unclaimed areas are Scotland, Ireland, Wales, Antarctica and the moon. You have a few options:

  • Go with one of/some of/all of those (probably not a very good idea).
  • Hope that somebody else stops playing so that you can take control of their union.
  • Wait a while and I could try to write you in somehow.

>>47
I don't mean to interfere with the workings of the game, but don't you think you should be sending in some troops to help Espeonland? If you no longer wish to help them, you can rescind your alliance.

49 Name: Annoying Risk Player!ULQ2cmaLKU : 1993-09-6821 22:43

The Oceanic Union continues to focus on developing nuclear weapons. As a reminder of our forces, we test a nuclear bomb on an uninhabited island far off the southwest coast of Australia. Meanwhile, our diplomats continue to assure other governments - especially Thailand - that we will only use such weapons in defense.

In response to some of our citizens requesting that the Oceanic Union send aid to the civilians affected by any of the many waging wars abroad, the government starts a xenophobic propaganda campaign to remind the Oceanic Union that meddling in international affairs is unwise.

One of the more extreme commercials:
A friendly hand reaches out to feed a shivering, starving child. Suddenly the child stops shivering and with a horrible sneer, whips out a shotgun and blasts away. Blood splatters the screen. An ominous voice says, "Some dogs always bite the hand that feeds them."

50 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6822 19:17

>>43
I send one fourth of my gigantic AZN military to aid my ally. AA vehicles, tanks, army, bombers, and special OPs forces.

51 Name: ( ˃ ˂)!!FFSE4i1R : 1993-09-6823 20:04

No point updating the map; only one country has changed ownership.

>>49
Nuclear weapons production is ongoing. You currently have fourteen, with another four on their way. It took me a while to find an island far off the southwest coast of Australia which was also uninhabited, but it does exist! (http://g.co/maps/929ay).

Your biological weapons research from back in >>17 has finally come to fruition. You have developed a highly virulent but easily controlled pathogen.

  • It is primarily airborne, but also spread by direct skin contact.
  • It has a week long incubation period between exposure and first display of symptoms, allowing it to spread undetected easily.
  • After one week, it causes flu-like symptoms, followed a few days later by necrosis of the respiratory tissue and death.
  • It has a >90% death rate.
  • It has an easily produced antidote/vaccine which only you have access to.

You are allowed - encouraged, even - to give the virus a name.

>>50
Bolstered by Grey's World's troops, Espeonland successfully takes Finland. The rail link from China has been extended northwards as far as the Russia/Finland border. Preprepared propaganda is being circulated, and shows promising results.

The invasion from the east has almost ground to a halt. Battles continue along the Eastern European front between Andyland and Espeonland, with high numbers of casualties on both sides and no significant victories.

52 Name: Tomás Rodríguez 'el Bigotón' Ruíz Iglesias!!qj+wHGtn : 1993-09-6823 21:30

Not dead, just sitting on my hands until Madagascar gets an opportunity to respond to recent events.

53 Name: Omer Beriziky!!8AXkQezj : 1993-09-6823 23:44

Shoots self in head

54 Name: Annoying Risk Player!ULQ2cmaLKU : 1993-09-6824 04:28

>>51
Excellent news! The new virus shall be named "Downunder Syndrome". The disease may not really be a syndrome, but we like puns here in Oceania.

55 Name: Sir "Uh Oh"!!PqOyN3hR : 1993-09-6824 09:20

>>51
Hooray!

Hmm, I'd like to try to send one of our socialists to France with the intention to win presidency. A monopoly over fine wine, romance, and art will surely help.

President Oblige: I would like to ship you 5 of ESPEONLAND's nuclear devices in exchange for a truce until (at least) turn >>250. I think that, together, we can drive ANDY's forces out of Northern Africa and perhaps Western Europe. After Canada's devastating attack, we could pretty much finish off those awful Canucks once and for all.

56 Name: ( ˃ ˂)!!FFSE4i1R : 1993-09-6824 12:48

Updated map: http://i.imgur.com/pBbKx.jpg

>>52
Madagascar is basically yours. I could quite easily make things much more complicated than that if I wanted to, but I'd rather not.

>>53
That isn't the right tripcode, but I highly doubt that you're an impersonator. >>46, if you're still here, the remains of Madagascartown are all yours. Feel free to come up with a new name for the union (and yourself, obviously).

>>55
Your candidate cannot get a foothold in the French presidency campaign. It's probably something to do with the fact that you are at war with them.

Meanwhile, with the aid of Grey's World, you have invaded Norway. At this point, taking Sweden should be an easy victory. On the Eastern European front, however, Andyland has made a significant advance, taking Lithuania and Ukraine. Belarus is on the verge of falling and some troops from central Europe have made it across the Russian border.

57 Name: Tomás Rodríguez 'el Bigotón' Ruíz Iglesias!!qj+wHGtn : 1993-09-6824 13:02

>>56
I was referring to the player, not the island.

Anyway,
>>53
;_;

58 Name: ANDY!!AJaIr9/z : 1993-09-6824 21:01

Send reinforcements from England and Denmark to fend off the invaders in Norway and protect Sweden, and drop a nuke around Sortavala, just at the southwest of Russia, cutting off that peninsula that breaks off russia to become Scandinavia including the main rail route out

And I'd like to invite all world leaders to a little party at my house, formal-casual attire please. BYOB

59 Name: Noblesse 'Nothing Rhymes With' Oblige!!VuGzANEW : 1993-09-6824 22:01

The Aztech Corporation apologizes profusely for their absence during their unannounced 'Real-Steel-Mattel Unlimited Golfing Tournament'. Many within the corporation found it a great opportunity to blow off some steam and get their priorities straight.

First of all, all Nazca 5000 tribesman are being recalled and should look into problems that might have arisen during their global library research. If their respective countries turn out to be fine, they should head over to one of the following islands:

  • The Fiji Islands
  • The Gilbert Islands
  • The Mariana Islands
  • The Marquesas Islands
  • The Marshall Islands
  • Hawaii
  • Tahiti
  • Tongatapu
  • Mangaia
  • Samoa
  • Easter Island

The Aztech Corporation hopes that further clues on the location of the sixth continent might be found there.

60 Name: Sir "Uh Oh"!!PqOyN3hR : 1993-09-6825 00:55

>>59
Please respond to >>55 the next time you come around! ;_;

61 Name: Noblesse 'Nothing Rhymes With' Oblige!!VuGzANEW : 1993-09-6825 10:04

>>60
The Aztech Corporation apologizes profusely for not replying to the request directly. The Aztech Corporation will not accept your nuclear devices, but we will propose a truce until turn 100. This truce means that the Aztech Corporation will not assist you during any wars, but will also not assist anyone attacking you in any wars or attack you directly.

That said, the Aztech Corporation would like to send a truce request to every nation. The Aztech Corporation feels like this friendly sentiment was already present, but that it would be beneficial to all to enjoy a more certain kind of security until turn 100.

62 Name: ( ˃ ˂)!!FFSE4i1R : 1993-09-6825 18:44

Updated map: http://i.imgur.com/Pj8Bc.jpg

In an undisclosed location, a sleek black coffin is carried at the head of a solemn funeral procession. Offerings of flowers are cast in its path, and the wailing of family members fills the air.

Omer Beriziky is dead and buried. His union is now free to whoever claims it first, not just >>46. If nobody claims it within a few days then I'll "take care" of it.

>>58
Despite your best efforts, Espeonland has taken Northern Sweden. South Sweden is going to be very difficult to defend due to its sparse inhabitation and the length of the border. It is extremely likely to be lost.

Your nuclear bomb, on the other hand, works wonderfully; not only has the rail link been cut off but the land has been rendered unsuitable for reconstruction, necessitating a lengthy diversion in the case of rebuilding the railway. You have nine nuclear bombs remaining.

Belarus is yours. On the Eastern front, your forces from Canada have finally been lost entirely thanks to a combination of poor weather conditions, difficult terrain and lack of supplies.

As for the soirée, I have a few questions:

>>59
At great expense, all your library dwelling tribesmen are recalled. The information you have gathered remains sparse and largely unreliable, but overall they seem to suggest that the Central Pacific Ocean is the most likely location.

The majority of your useful information came from Central and Eastern Europe. A number of difficulties arose, mainly due to the ongoing war and/or because the libraries have been destroyed in the mass nuclear bombing back in >>31.

63 Name: Tomás Rodríguez 'el Bigotón' Ruíz Iglesias!!qj+wHGtn : 1993-09-6825 18:44

Okay, back to the game!

All nations are advised that the Front may be forced to involve itself in any war in Africa.

The Coördinating Committee of the MLMLBNPLF promulgates the Third Five Year Plan, summarized as follows:

  • The anniversary of President Beriziky's death shall be a national holiday in Madagascar, observed by a 24-hour quarantine of the island.
  • The Peruvian non-aggression pact is warmly accepted.
  • Diplomatic observers shall be sent to Madagascartown to determine the disposition of its new government.
  • The Revolutionary Military Council's plan for modernizing the military is approved. It calls for:

# The development of the Air Force as a means to air superiority
# The development of the Army as a small, fast-moving force based around air assault
# The the development of the Navy as a force capable of interdicting marine landings and merchant fleets in and around Africa, and a small number of nuclear ballistic missile submarines
# An official nuclear policy under which we will not strike first but will retaliate massively against any unconventional attack via submarine, for which we allocate 8 of our 10 nukes. We also reserve the right to use tactical nuclear weapons in defense of our own territory with the remaining nukes.

64 Name: ANDY!!AJaIr9/z : 1993-09-6826 01:18

Can I take the unclaimed remains of Madagascartown then?

65 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6826 22:07

I would like to use North Coreas and Chinas massive amounts of near-slave workers to start creating atomic bombs. (Is that different from a nuke?)

66 Name: Sir "Uh Oh"!!PqOyN3hR : 1993-09-6827 02:12

>>65
I'd love to help you, I'm sure ESPEONLAND has a fair amount of radioactive minerals. (I think that nuke = nuclear weapon = atomic bomb)

67 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6827 07:59

>>66
Okay!
Hey >>62, with my vast amount of workers and Sir Uh Ohs materials how fast have I been able to make how many nukes?

68 Name: ANDY!!AJaIr9/z : 1993-09-6827 13:53

Eek send bombers out to drop bombs on the bomb factories of Grey's World!

69 Name: ANDY!!AJaIr9/z : 1993-09-6827 13:56

Oh yeah the party, all are invited, bring your friends, no weapons or killing like that Christmas in the war when britain played football with germany. I'm not going to say no to anything, so if backrubs happen then backrubs happen, let's have fun

70 Name: ( ˃ ˂)!!FFSE4i1R : 1993-09-6827 15:14

Updated map: http://i.imgur.com/fqFVv.jpg

Espeonland and Grey's World have taken all of Scandinavia, although they still have no rail route via which to retreat or bring in reinforcements. Andyland's troops are coming very close to invading Russia. If they take control of Western Russia (all major cities) then the rest of it is theirs as well.

>>63
All policies are adopted without issue. Results of the diplomatic observation of Madagascartown are inconclusive, but there are reports of a shady cabal rising to power in the North.

>>64
It isn't unclaimed! Just lacking a leader. If nobody claims it by tomorrow, I shall take control of it. A few disclaimers:

  • I will not ally with anyone.
  • All dice rolls (deciding outcomes of battles etc.) will be biased against me.
  • It is inevitable that this union will be invaded and destroyed, it's just a question of how and by whom.

>>65-67
Intensive nuclear weapon construction has begun somewhere in China. Raw materials are being sourced from Kazakhstan, as it possesses large deposits of uranium and has not suffered the same level of nuclear bombing as Russia.

Construction is having to be kept top secret in order to avoid detection by Andyland, which hampers progress. Five nuclear weapons are being constructed. Espeonland currently has five and Grey's World still has all ten.

At the current rate of construction, they will be ready next Monday. You may choose to speed up the rate of construction by shedding your secrecy, but this will leave your factories open to being bombed.

>>68
You cannot bomb them because you don't know where they are being constructed.

>>69
I shall attend, despite the risk of grossly inappropriate shoulder massages.

71 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6828 07:56

>>70
Here is yer damn rail route
http://i.imgur.com/MASXc.jpg
Also I recall all my troups and stuff from scandinavia seeing as how me and Sir uh oh are done captureing it. Also on our way out I have my bomber fly over the boarder with Andyland and carpet bomb that shit to weaken and boarder defenses they have. That's what those red dots are.

Question about the map, whats that white space in Espeonland? White is not any player color.

72 Name: Sir "Uh Oh"!!PqOyN3hR : 1993-09-6828 11:06

>>70

> It isn't unclaimed! [...] If nobody claims it by tomorrow, [...]

So is it claimed, or isn't it? If it's not, I would like to claim it. I'd also like to begin an invasion of Eastern Europe while I'm at it--Ukraine, Belarus, Poland, and Lithuania are my targets.

>>71
You've done really well with that train route! Thanks for helping. And thanks a lot for helping with the situation to the west. Would you like any of my nukes? That white, I'm guessing that the white area represents empty, dead land...

73 Name: ANDY!!AJaIr9/z : 1993-09-6828 12:35

The white land is Scotland, Ireland and Wales, who voted for independence at the start of the game

74 Name: Tom&aacute;s Rodr&iacute;guez 'el Bigot&oacute;n' Ru&iacute;z Iglesias!!qj+wHGtn : 1993-09-6828 14:02

I assume what the GM means is that a new player can claim it, and if not then he'll play it as a dummy for us to dismember. More equitable than giving the entire thing to whoever calls shotgun.

75 Name: Annoying Risk Player!ULQ2cmaLKU : 1993-09-6828 15:12

Phase 2 of Plan Turtle:

# Increased funding to military recruitment. (Advertising campaigns, school visits, etc.)
# Continued transfer of all but a few military members to the gigantic military base along the Thai-Indonesia border.
# More nuclear weapons development - you can never have enough.
# Funding to research advanced technology to detect incoming nukes or other threats far in advance and accurately shoot them down.
# Development of all other resources, as always, should stay unchanged. My people know how to handle that stuff better than I do, after all.

As for the party, the All-knowing Unnamed Dictator of the Oceaniac Union would like to send a stunt double in his absence, since he's no good with these social things.

MESSAGE TO ALL WORLD LEADERS: (To be read in an Aussie accent)
The Oceanic Union would like to proudly announce the successful creation of a deadly new disease called the Downunder Syndrome. Only we have the antidote. Also we also have a bunch of nukes. So don't invade us and we won't invade you, mate.

76 Name: ( ˃ ˂)!!FFSE4i1R : 1993-09-6828 18:56

Updated map: http://i.imgur.com/jIRvv.jpg

>>71
Your revised map is a little confusing. What's with all the unnecessary greater than signs? And why are you suggesting that it's nineteen years in the future? Never mind that. The rail link has successfully been reconstructed, and you have begun evacuating your troops from the Scandinavian peninsula.

The carpet bombing causes a fair amount of damage, but you are unable to target any major military installations due to their anti-air defences. You are, however, successful in killing a significant number of the troops stationed nearest to the Russian border. Espeonland has successfully reclaimed Belarus.

On the map, white represents any area which is unclaimed, uninhabited or independent; basically anywhere which isn't under the control of one of the players.

>>72
What >>74 said is exactly what I intended. Apologies if that wasn't clear.

>>75
Your most recent batch of nuclear weapons is complete, bringing you to a total of eighteen. You have another four currently being constructed. The nuclear defence research is in its initial stages. It involves lots of lasers.

And finally, as promised, I have taken control of the former Madagascartown. It is henceforth to be known as the Citadel of Nurupo. My first actions as emperor are as follows:

  • Begin immediate construction of nuclear weapons (I currently have none).
  • Focus on development of naval forces. Construct more ships, recruit and train more sailors.
  • Enforce conscription in every nation under my command.
  • Declare war on Grey's World, prepare for an invasion of India.

77 Name: Tomás Rodríguez 'el Bigotón' Ruíz Iglesias!!qj+wHGtn : 1993-09-6828 23:05

Nuclear policy update: peace is guaranteed only through mutually assured destruction. Missile defense threatens that, and therefore can be considered offensive weaponry. Therefore, the Front may initiate limited thermonuclear war with parties which bring on-line effective missile defense systems.

We played a rock-paper-scissors tournament to determine who would get to be the official delegation of the Committee to the party, Secretary van Leeuwen won. She would like to know what the dress code is.

The Coördinating Committee of the MLMLBNPLF promulgates the Fourth Five Year Plan, summarized as follows:

  • Experiment with suitcase nukes
  • Begin training agents to be secretly inserted into enemy territory via submarine à la Germany during WW2
  • Start military exercises in our deployments in Chad and Kenya, focusing on hopping over large areas of sparsely populated enemy-held territory and cutting off and capturing urban areas

78 Name: Annoying Risk Player!ULQ2cmaLKU : 1993-09-6828 23:21

To the MLMLBNPLF Coordinating Committee:

That is a silly nuclear policy. Wouldn't you favor one that results in less loss of life rather than more? How about a mutually assured neutralization of all missiles, where every country uses a defensive system? Not that the Oceanic Union cares, because there is no such system in development here anyway.

Sincerely,
The Oceanic Union

(Future developments of our "non-existent" missile defense system are carried out in utter secrecy.)

79 Name: Tomás Rodríguez 'el Bigotón' Ruíz Iglesias!!qj+wHGtn : 1993-09-6828 23:38

To His/Her Excellency the Ambassador of the Oceanic Union:

No.

Hugs and kisses,
Coördinating Committee, MLMLBNPLF

80 Name: Sir "Uh Oh"!!PqOyN3hR : 1993-09-6828 23:59

I would like to form an alliance with Your Excellency, Tomás Rodríguez 'el Bigotón' Ruíz Iglesias. If we work together with grey, we can purge Eurasian-Africa of ANDYLAND and the Citadel of Nuropo will crumble. As an offer of good will, I would like to invite both You and Lord Grey to TEA in an undisclosed location to discuss strategics. If You, gracious sir, accept the offer of alliance, You may have 3 of my nuclear weapons of mass destruction, and while we are on good terms, I will allow You to capture the former north-eastern portion of ESPEONLAND (currently WHITE and UNCLAIMED). As You can see from the MAP, it is the area closest to The Moon -- I am sure that The Moon would be of great strategic importance for its cultural significance and location alone.

81 Name: Noblesse 'Nothing Rhymes With' Oblige!!VuGzANEW : 1993-09-6829 00:00

don't do it, man

82 Name: Sir "Uh Oh"!!PqOyN3hR : 1993-09-6829 00:07

Do it, man. We'll be the best of friends!

83 Name: Tomás Rodríguez 'el Bigotón' Ruíz Iglesias!!qj+wHGtn : 1993-09-6829 14:54

You've already got a formidable alliance which is on the rise. Enlarging it could disrupt the balance of power enough to trigger a world war. That's not in my interest (yet), so I'm going to have to respectfully decline.

84 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6829 17:59

I begin to assemble blimps. HEUG BIMPS.

85 Name: ( ˃ ˂)!!FFSE4i1R : 1993-09-6829 19:05

Updated map: http://i.imgur.com/s76h1.jpg

In spite of the recent carpet bombing, Andyland has made an unexpected advance into Russia. They have reached the outskirts of Moscow, which is still mostly in ruins. Andyland and Espeonland have come to somewhat of a stalemate in Moscow with neither side able to take complete control of the city.

The Citadel of Nurupo has begun the attempted invasion of India, taking control of Mumbai. The attack was very quick and there were few casualties on either side. Raw materials and military equipment have been seized and taken back to the mainland of the Citadel. All serviceable ships have been requisitioned and added to our navy.

>>77
Suitcase nukes are easy enough to construct, but there is a considerable trade-off between size and yield, which is to say that suitcase nukes will do a lot less damage. Your training exercises are ubiquitously met with great success and will prove helpful in any future conflicts.

>>78
The research is still being done in secret, but the actual implementation of the system will be impossible to conceal.

>>83
Good on you! This sort of game is no fun if you just have one huge alliance dominating the world. I'd strongly recommend against anyone forming alliances involving more than two unions.

>>84
Blimps are under construction. They will be good for dropping bombs, but slow and extremely vulnerable without sufficient backup.

86 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6829 19:35

>>85
I send in MY ENTIRE ARMY into Mumbai. And I do mean all of it.

87 Name: ANDY!!AJaIr9/z : 1993-09-6830 02:08

I drop a nuke on Mumbai when they get there

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6830 02:10

Oh no ;_;

89 Name: ( ˃ ˂)!!FFSE4i1R : 1993-09-6830 17:44

No point updating the map; all that has changed is that Mumbai is no longer occupied by the Citadel. The stalemate in Moscow continues unabated and no land in Eastern Europe changes hands.

>>86
You attempt to cram several hundred thousand soldiers into a single city. Many are confined to temporary slums on the outskirts. It takes more than a week for troops to arrive from the US and remote colonies in South-East Asia, but they all get there eventually.

At the first signs of military mobilisation, the Citadel's forces retreat the everloving fuck out of Mumbai. Nonetheless, some are caught off guard and killed.

>>87
Your attack decimates Grey's World's forces. Actually, "decimated" means killing one in ten; this was more like nine in ten. The few that survive are mostly unfit to fight. Civilian losses are similarly astronomical (Mumbai had a population of almost 12,500,000). You have eight nuclear bombs remaining.

The Citadel of Nurupo is planning a campaign to raid all of Grey's World's major port towns in a similar style to the recent attack of Mumbai. The proposed targets are:

  • Bangkok
  • Hong Kong
  • Shanghai
  • Tokyo

This will require our navy to pass through Indonesia, which is heavily militarised by the Oceanic Union. A request has been sent to The All-Knowing Unnamed Dictator of the Oceaniac Union for safe passage of our ships.

90 Name: Sir "Uh Oh"!!PqOyN3hR : 1993-09-6830 18:11

D-damn it! We're getting slaughtered, Grey! If only that !!qj+wHGtn guy would have joined us as our allies... ;__; All of this tragedy could have been prevented... If you can, move your people a bit inland from the ports and be prepared to fire a few nukes. That way, you can take out a lot of their forces while protecting your borders with nuclear fallout. I would like to send my trains far east to aide in the evacuation programs.

Tomás Rodríguez 'el Bigotón' Ruíz Iglesias:
My offer to form an alliance still stands. Both Grey and I have faced a lot of hardships over the course of this game. Hopefully you can see the inhumanity that Nuropo and ANDY have displayed and you can can sympathize a bit. I'm willing to listen to any of your demands in exchange for your aide in war--you have proven to be a great leader and no demand of yours is too much.

I would like to send half of my armed forces on my trains to grey's secret military complex in the heart of China. Along with that I would like to send two nukes. Meanwhile, I hope to send a quarter of my soldiers to the western borders of Espeonland to force out recent invaders--if we attack Ukraine first, it should be quite easy to surround the yellow army surrounding Moscow. I'd like to send another quarter to the far east in preparations to capture the land closest to THE MOON.

If possible, I would like Espeonland's leading scientists (the ones who are not working on the nuclear weapons project, anyway) to begin reviving the manned space flight program as well as a program to create very large propulsion systems which utilize nuclear power. Russia has had successful space travel in the past and it has access to a large number of raw materials -- how long would it take until our spaceships and a number of very large rockets to be ready? If possible, all work should be done deep underground in an undisclosed location.

91 Name: Tomás Rodríguez 'el Bigotón' Ruíz Iglesias!!qj+wHGtn : 1993-09-6830 18:42

>>1, what's the relative military strength in the Russian front?

92 Name: Andrew!ZkRoUEBozs : 1993-09-6830 20:24

Hello, I'm Andrew#Andrew and I would like to join this game as a lonely ninja warrior who is wandering across Antarctica. I'd also like to have superior ninja powers, superior ninja senses and superior ninja equipment.

93 Name: ( ˃ ˂)!!FFSE4i1R : 1993-09-6831 16:37

Updated map: http://i.imgur.com/aIhLZ.jpg

The construction of nuclear bombs which began back in >>65 has finally reached completion. These five, along with the two donated by Espeonland, gives Grey's World a total of seventeen nukes. Espeonland itself currently has three.

>>90
I feel I ought to remind you of two things: firstly, the white area of East Russia is already yours - the reason it's shown in white is because it's completely uninhabited. Secondly, the moon is orbiting Earth, hence the land closest to the moon is the Equator.

Half of your forces have been sent to China and are now under the command of Grey. The attempted invasion of Ukraine is unsuccessful as only a quarter of your military is involved, whereas at least three quarters of Andyland's military are fighting in the Eastern European front. At the same time, you still retain the land you have held until now.

You currently have no presence whatsoever in Scandinavia. The situation is relatively stable at present, but should there be an uprising, you will have difficulty suppressing it.

A space program would not be too difficult to set up, however there are a few things to consider:

  • It will require a lot of money and resources which would otherwise be going into your military
  • Space launches are easier (require less fuel etc) the closer you are to the Equator. As it happens, this is why Russia's space program was conducted in Kazakhstan rather than Russia itself.
  • Hence, the easiest place to launch from would be China, however you would need your ally's consent and it may be more vulnerable to attacks.

>>91
Currently, it's at its weakest in a long time. The ongoing attack of Moscow has incurred heavy losses on both sides of the war. The reason they can still hold their ground is because Andyland is also in a fairly poor state.

>>92
Antarctica is now the property of Andrew the Ninja. Anyone wishing to claim Antarctica as their own is invited to duel him in unarmed combat.

94 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6831 22:53

>>87
YOU CUNT. That was really well played.

I make the call for all civilians to move more inland away from the boarder with the citadel and away from all coastline. And with the help of the trains (thank you >>90) I assume this will go much faster.
I send as much medical I aid as I can to what used to be Mumbai and to help save and care for what ground forces are still alive.
I put out the call for anyone and anyone who I angered or feels pain or loss from the tragity that is the Mumbai Disaster, to join the army to help build it up again.
I scramble 50% of my air force to go on continuous patrol routes on both of my non-ally boarders, espcially around Indonesia and are ordered to kill-on-sight any and all Andyland forces. Including ships. 40% are send to guard Bangkok, Shanghai, Hong Kong, and Tokyo. I place 80% of my navy around the nearest sea points to those citys with the same instructions as my air force.
Lastly. I expend 4 of my nukes for use on Andyland. I drop one each on the largest citys in Germany, France, Spain, and the United Kingdom.

95 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6832 22:52

Also I drop one more nuke, on the the biggest city in the Citadel of Nurupo.

96 Name: Annoying Risk Player!ULQ2cmaLKU : 1993-09-6833 07:45

To the Citadel of Nurupo:

Our current foreign policy is to never let foreign military forces through our borders under any circumstance. However, we might be willing to make an exception if you can make a good offer, such as some of that oil in the good ol' middle east.

Regards,
All-knowing Unnamed Dictator of the Oceanic Union

Also, we decide to Codename our "secret" anti-air defense system AWESOMELASERS.

97 Name: Tomás Rodríguez 'el Bigotón' Ruíz Iglesias!!qj+wHGtn : 1993-09-6833 17:05

>>90
Our feelings about an alliance remain the same. However, given the unusual turn of events,

The Coördinating Committee of the MLMLBNPLF promulgates the Fifth Five Year Plan, summarized as follows:
  • Declare war on Nurupo.
    • The bulk of the surface fleet is to be stationed along the Horn of Africa.
    • Air cavalry from Chad are to invade Sudan by air assaults on Khartoum and Kusti. If those are successful then regular troops from Chad are to mop up the cut-off southern and western regions of the country.
    • Air cavalry from Kenya are to invade Somalia by air assaults progressively along the main coastal road from Kismaayo to Mogadishu, with regular troops following behind.
  • Reassure other nations that we will not hold onto any territory taken in war outside of Africa.

98 Name: ( ˃ ˂)!!FFSE4i1R : 1993-09-6833 18:20

Big update coming tomorrow. Sit tight until then.

99 Name: ANDY!!AJaIr9/z : 1993-09-6833 23:37

How exciting!

100 Name: ( ˃ ˂) 100GET!!FFSE4i1R : 1993-09-6834 20:36

Huge update incoming!
Updated map: http://i.imgur.com/EzOUr.jpg

>>94
Evacuations are fairly quick and successful, despite the large numbers of people involved and the lack of military. The medical aid is very good; you have medical facilities and personnel designed for an army more than ten times what remains of it. Nonetheless, the vast majority of your original army remains dead.

Your air force patrols do not encounter anything untoward.

You drop nukes on Berlin, Paris, Madrid and London. There are huge civilian losses, especially due to the lack of warning, but very few military losses due to the fact that almost all of Andyland's military is occupied on the Eastern European front. You have also killed some high ranking officials. Your attack has caused considerable damage to their industrial centres.

>>95
You drop a nuke on Istanbul. Again, there are large civilian losses but little damage is inflicted to the military or navy.

>>96
Due to the outbreak of war threatening our own borders, we have postponed the raid of East Asia. We thank you for your favourable response, and have another proposition for you: we would like to purchase some nuclear weapons. 10,000,000 barrels of oil per nuke, up to a maximum of five nukes.

>>97
The Horn of Africa is already occupied and thoroughly patrolled by the Citadel's navy. In order to station your fleet there, you will have to engage us in battle.

The air assaults have little effect compared to your ground troops, who, helped by their prior training and the element of surprise, successfully take Khartoum and Mogadishu with little bloodshed. Invasion of the rest of Sudan and Somalia has yet to begin.

In response to the war, the Citadel of Nurupo immediately recalls its navy and stations them in the Red Sea and around East Africa. Our meagre air force is currently patrolling the areas around Saudi Arabia, with the intention of intercepting any nuclear bombs carriers.

On the Eastern European front, Andyland has made a sudden push forwards, taking Belarus, Lithuania and Moscow. The majority of Espeonland's forces are currently stationed to the east of Moscow.

Updates to a few other things:

  • The Citadel's nuclear weapon production from >>76 has concluded. We now have three nukes.
  • Construction of five suitcase nukes has begun.
  • Project AWESOMELASERS is ready for use. As mentioned previously, once implemented it will be impossible to conceal from the rest of the world.
  • The Brazilian guarana crop ha--

!!! WARNING WARNING WARNING !!!
(Claxons! Sirens! Flashing lights!)

A group of astronomers have just confirmed that there is a huge asteroid heading towards Earth. It is expected to collide somewhere in the North Atlantic at 1993-09-6836 00:00. There will probably be tsunamis and lots of dust thrown into the atmosphere. The full consequences have yet to be seen.

101 Name: ANDY!!AJaIr9/z : 1993-09-6834 22:04

This is cool!

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 00:36

I want to move my forces out of Scandinavia and out of central Espeonland to invade the eastern part of Andyland. If successful, I would like to build a large wall separating Eastern Europe from Western Europe, trapping all of the ANDYs in direct path of the waves. I request Grey's assistance in this.

104 Name: Sir "Uh Oh"!!PqOyN3hR : 1993-09-6835 00:41

>>103
Sorry for my lack of trip. I have not been in a good state of mind recently.

105 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6835 03:03

>>103 Wait, I have a better idea.

From Grey's World to all Nations, I propose that we all stop all current hostilities and work together to launch one nuke at the asteroid at the same time to either stop or destroy it. If we destroy it we could save all our nations from massive damage, it the attack merly stops it then we'll still have saved us all from massive damage, but we'll probably end up with a second moon.

Agree? Y/N?

106 Name: Annoying Risk Player!ULQ2cmaLKU : 1993-09-6835 03:16

The Oceanic Union would like to sell 2 nukes to the Citadel of Nurupo for 20,000,000 barrels of oil, then use half the assets gained from this oil acquisition fund a readiness campaign for the incoming asteroid impact: robust evacuation plans, quick-response technology to detect oncoming disaster, etc. The other half go to supporting the military forces in Indonesia.

We hold off on implementing Project AWESOMELASERS for now. Instead we put some of our top scientists to work researching how possible it would be to alter Project AWESOMELASERS to become an asteroid defense system.

107 Name: Sir "Uh Oh"!!PqOyN3hR : 1993-09-6835 03:44

>>105
If we destroy the asteroid, it could just mean that the flying shards of it hit everyone BUT Andyland. If we let its course continue uninterrupted, we not only lose our biggest enemy, but we also gain fertile soil. Andyland is at its weakest ever and it doesn't make sense for us to waste our warheads to save our biggest enemy. If you're really sure that this is the best way to go about doing things and everyone else wants to save Andyland, I have no objections...... but we shouldn't be so hasty! This is the big chance that we have been waiting for.

I also suggest you evacuate your Americans into Eastern Russia. They would be safest from the asteroid there.

108 Name: Tomás Rodríguez 'el Bigotón' Ruíz Iglesias!!qj+wHGtn : 1993-09-6835 03:49

>>105
Only interested in participating if a rough-and-tumble protagonist has to sacrifice himself while a rock ballad plays. The rock ballad is key.

Counterproposal: would it be possible to nudge the comet with nuclear bombs into landing on the site of the lost continent of Moe? The impact could dredge up clues.

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 05:15

>>107
No. TOGETHER we can blow it to DUST.
What a hassle. I don't even know why I own America.
Okay, I give the call for the evacuation and then have them migrate down to inner China.
Also I'll help you in your construction of that wall.
All my people are already away from the coast so I'm cool.

110 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6835 05:20

>>109
Forgot trip.
My VC was Focking.

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 15:26

>>109 I'll take America off your hands if you like!

112 Name: Sir "Uh Oh"!!PqOyN3hR : 1993-09-6835 17:33

Use your tripcodes for christ's sake people!

113 Name: Tomás Rodríguez 'el Bigotón' Ruíz Iglesias!!qj+wHGtn : 1993-09-6835 21:00

If I'm counting correctly, it's three hours to impact.

The Coördinating Committee had a vote and decided we are pro-asteroid. I think it started as a joke or something but it accidentally got a majority of members and since we're a democratic centralist party there's no backsies. Good luck with whatever you guys are planning though!

Should probably start evacuating cities along the Atlantic coast. Douala, Luanda, Cape Town? Might be a good idea.

114 Name: ( ˃ ˂)!!FFSE4i1R : 1993-09-6835 21:43

Update to the asteroid situation:
Analysis has confirmed that there will be a group of asteroids (not just one), of which the largest will land in the approximate centre of the North Atlantic Ocean. Most of the others will burn up in the atmosphere, but other relatively large asteroids are predicted to land in or near the Indian Ocean and both North and South America.

The asteroids are composed of a very soft rock, which will do relatively little damage but will leave a lot of dust in the atmosphere. There have been some very... unusual readings on the composition of the main asteroid in particular.

>>103
Scandinavia has been completely free of your forces for a while now. Constructing a wall the entire length of Eastern Europe would be infeasible and largely ineffective, especially considering the ease of use of explosives and aeroplanes.

>>105
Seeing as it is not one but numerous asteroids, you will require a large number of nukes. The possible outcomes of such an endeavour are completely unknown.

>>106
The citadel thanks you for your custom. Project AWESOMELASERS has yet to be implemented and therefore cannot help you. At the same time, no significant impacts are predicted within Oceania so you're probably okay.

>>109
Evacuation of United States civilians to China has begun, however many refuse to leave their homes, despite the obvious danger. At the very least, most people on the East Coast - the area most likely to be hit by tsunamis - have moved away.

>>113
Evacuation is difficult at such short notice, but your well trained military proves able and efficient.

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 23:44

I cast Holy.

116 Name: ( ˃ ˂)!!FFSE4i1R : 1993-09-6836 00:00

BOOM!

I'm far too tipsy for a proper update; wait until tomorrow.

117 Name: ( ˃ ˂)!!FFSE4i1R : 1993-09-6836 23:22

Sorry about that. Updated map: http://i.imgur.com/um2Nc.jpg

There have been four major impacts, denoted by Xs on the map. The larger the X, the larger the impact. Tsunamis are shown by red lines. Double red lines show the most severely affected areas.

The asteroids have left a huge amount of dust in the air. Daylight is considerably dimmer worldwide and, until it settles, all flights are grounded and it is unsafe for anything - including nuclear missiles - to reach normal flying altitude.

The largest asteroid has SOMEHOW actually ended up creating a small island in the middle of the Atlantic. Analysis has confirmed that all four asteroids' cores are composed of exceptionally pure uranium, ideal for making nuclear weapons. Two have sunk to the ocean bed and are almost irrecoverable.

The island in the Atlantic is both unclaimed and unnamed. The asteroid in North America technically belongs to Grey's World.

118 Name: Sir "Uh Oh"!!PqOyN3hR : 1993-09-6837 00:35

Someone should nuke it

119 Name: Sir "Uh Oh"!!PqOyN3hR : 1993-09-6837 00:53

I would like to begin a program to increase fertility in Russian women. Sex tourism shall be legalized on the condition that both parties are checked for sexually transmitted diseases as well as genetic defects prior to childbirth. Also, I would like the scientists of Espeonland to research the human aging / growth process. We could certainly use more people in this country as well see a bit more green flowing in. Related to that: I'm also interested in the availability of slaves, mercenaries, etc. Are any countries currently selling human life on the market?

120 Name: Annoying Risk Player!ULQ2cmaLKU : 1993-09-6837 07:46

An appropriate number of navy, army and marine forces in Indonesia mobilize to aid areas in Oceania affected by the tsunami or dust. Hikkikomoris throughout the nation celebrate the dim daylight by staying inside and playing video games as usual. Some naval ships are temporarily converted to cargo ships to transport vital goods (such as Vegemite) that are normally shipped by plane.

121 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6838 00:14

My meat-space town would have been totally owned by that.

Anyway. I send out some to my Navy from America's Gulf of Mexico to claim that is that asteroid island.
And I put my Americans to work mining that asteroid that landed in America.

122 Name: ANDY!!AJaIr9/z : 1993-09-6838 01:54

I take my sweetheart into a photo booth and get some cute photos taken to treasure forever and ever

123 Name: Tomás Rodríguez 'el Bigotón' Ruíz Iglesias!!qj+wHGtn : 1993-09-6839 08:46

Take advantage of the dust to launch surprise attacks at sea and on land.

Get a desert supply train going to the boys in Khartoum.

Also what happened to the guarana crop? You cut yourself off with the whole meteor thing before telling. This is very important to my long-term strategy.

124 Name: ( ˃ ˂)!!FFSE4i1R : 1993-09-6839 20:00

>>118
That sounds like a very bad idea.

>>119
Your birth rate increases slightly; you'll no doubt have more soldiers available to you in eighteen years time. Research has begun on treatments for aging. Unfortunately, There are no human trafficking organisations large enough to significantly supplement your army.

>>120
Help arrives too late for the most severely affected people as military aid has to come all the way from Indonesia, and without the luxury of air travel. Nonetheless, they make it there eventually. Emergency supplies are now being distributed.

>>121
You have no military whatsoever in the US, so troops must be shipped in all the way from China. They will then have to travel the entire breadth of the country before getting on more ships and, finally, landing on the unnamed asteroid island. Unsurprisingly, they have not yet made it there.

>>122
D'aww, you look so cute together!

>>123
Your surprise attacks on land are remarkably successful: you now have the entirety of Somalia and Southern Sudan. Your attacks at sea take out a few patrol ships, but the bulk of the Citadel's navy is currently stationed in the Red Sea, where you will be unable to launch a surprise attack.

Your guarana crop WAS coming along quite nicely but is now covered in dust and severely lacking sunlight. Harvest prospects are not promising.

In response to the attack by the MLMLBNPLF, the Citadel of Nurupo has decided to cut its losses and withdraw all ground forces from Somalia, Ethiopia and Sudan, instead focussing on reinforcing the borders of Egypt and Saudi Arabia.

The five suitcase nukes which began construction at >>100 are complete. Two have immediately been sent out to Khartoum, targeting military bases where possible. The attack is quite successful; a significant of the MLMLBNPLF's forces in the city have been affected, but there is little permanent damage.

125 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6840 00:14

I send some of my Air Forces to do a quick bombing of Andyland military bases, and then go fly to America for patrols.

126 Name: ANDY!!AJaIr9/z : 1993-09-6840 01:19

rips a bong

127 Name: ( ˃ ˂)!!FFSE4i1R : 1993-09-6842 22:16

Updated map: http://i.imgur.com/k9rhd.jpg

>>125
The asteroid dust is predicted to clear to the point of allowing unimpeded flight in 24 hours.

>>126
Oughtn't you to be commanding your forces in Russia? They've been sitting around in Moscow awaiting orders for weeks now.

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1314324451/651
Due to a freak exploding pregnant reindeer incident (http://www.thelocal.se/40754/20120510/) in Northern Europe, the river Danube has been filled with litres of reindeer blood, staining it with a noticeable pinkish hue.

128 Name: ANDY!!AJaIr9/z : 1993-09-6843 01:42

I'd like to send those troops, now well-rested and full of pep after their fun in Moscow, in to invade Kazakhstan.

Also, see under the map in the "wars" section? It makes it sound like I'm starting fights with everyone, which isn't the case... I'd like to get along with everyone, I just want to take their land too...

129 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6845 19:47

While my navy has presumably claimed the island by now, I also have my blimps form a circle around it. Using their giant side LED panels the form a giant rotating Giko-neko with the words "GO AWAY AND DIE" which slowly rotates around the island like a giant banner.

130 Name: Tomás Rodríguez 'el Bigotón' Ruíz Iglesias!!qj+wHGtn : 1993-09-6846 00:47

Secure all the areas abandoned by Nurupo.

Position most of my fleet just outside the Red Sea.

Start building surface-based anti-ship missiles.

131 Name: Annoying Risk Player!ULQ2cmaLKU : 1993-09-6846 06:45

After dealing with the disaster aftermath (disaftermath?) I continue to fortify the military in Indonesia. We may go down someday, but we're gonna make it annoying as hell!

On a more exciting note, we take advantage of the dust cover to implement Project Awesome Lasers all around our borders, focusing on Indonesia. Bring it on if you dare, MLMLBNPLF.

132 Name: Noblesse 'Nothing Rhymes With' Oblige!!VuGzANEW : 1993-09-6846 08:32

Moe/Mu was just a fluke. The Aztech Corporation would to invest all of its people and assets to advance space technology to a point where it is possible for the Nazca 5000 tribesmen to ride a comet to the depths of space.

No earthly human shall be spared from the gruelling preparations that we collectively must see to.

133 Name: ( ˃ ˂)!!FFSE4i1R : 1993-09-6846 18:43

Updated map: http://i.imgur.com/5SaKA.jpg

>>128
You make a good advance, cutting through the Russian countryside with little difficulty. You have now entered the West of Kazakhstan.

>>129
You have indeed successfully taken the island. It is still unnamed - unless "GO AWAY AND DIE" was its name?

>>130
Encountering almost no resistance at all, you occupy the abandoned territories. The Citadel of Nurupo launches an all-or-nothing naval attack against the MLMLBNPLF's forces around the Horn of Africa, but are caught in somewhat of a bottleneck around the mouth of the Red Sea. After a protracted battle, the remainder of the Citadel's forces make it out into open water, where they remain on patrol.

Your ships have retreated further down the coast. Despite the initial advantage of the Citadel's extra ships requisitioned from India, the two forces are now more or less evenly matched. Your development and construction of anti-ship missiles has begun.

>>131
Indonesia is about as well fortified as it's possible to be. Project AWESOMELASERS has been implemented around your entire territory. Coverage is somewhat thinner around Australia due to the large perimeter and lack of major settlements. Your union - Indonesia in particular - is now effectively impervious to any sort of nuclear attack.

>>132
Construction of a new space base in South America has begun. Resources and manpower are still abundant so progress is quick. You should be ready to launch things into space soon enough, but "riding comets" remains a long way off.

134 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6846 21:12

>>133
Yes.
How goes my new recruitment of new recruits?

Also I begin to start expanding the stealth fighters and stealth bombers in my air force to make even more.

135 Name: ANDY!!AJaIr9/z : 1993-09-6847 01:49

Can I send troops from Canada and Alaska in to take the unclaimed land in western Russia?

136 Name: Tomás Rodríguez 'el Bigotón' Ruíz Iglesias!!qj+wHGtn : 1993-09-6848 19:47

Invade Egypt with the proximate goal of capturing the Aswan Dam. If that is successful, we very strongly recommend that Nurupo forces either evacuate the Nile Delta or learn to swim.

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6848 22:41

>>132
I read: No earthly human shall be spared from the gruelling penetrations that we collectively must see to.

138 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6849 18:48

I also invoke a draft in America.

139 Name: ( ˃ ˂)!!FFSE4i1R : 1993-09-6850 13:09

Updated map: http://i.imgur.com/7o97i.jpg

>>134,138
By "yes" do you mean that the island is called "GO AWAY AND DIE"?

Recruitment is initially very slow. After the Mumbai incident, the people have lost confidence in you. Conscription in the US bolsters your forces significantly, but the new soldiers are poorly trained, unwilling and suffer low morale.

Construction has begun on additional stealth fighters.

>>135
I'm guessing you mean Eastern Russia? The land is not unclaimed, it's just uninhabited. Seeing as this has caused a lot of confusion, I'm just going to show it as still belonging to Espeonland, but please remember that there is nobody there.

In other news, your invasion of Kazakhstan is going well. You will probably have control of the entire country in a matter of days.

>>136
Your forces manage to pierce the Egyptian border and take control of the Aswan Dam, but are in serious danger of being cut off from behind. The Citadel has received your warning and has begun evacuations of essential personnel from the Nile Delta.

>>137
Pffhahaha.

140 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6854 19:25

I organize and put on Militaristic like USO shows to boost morale across all of Grey's World, the main theme being to avenge the lost innocent civilians or the Mumbai Massacre.

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6855 20:30

I want to play Super Smash bros with Grey and Nullpo and Andy. I get to be Fox

142 Name: Sir "Uh Oh"!!PqOyN3hR : 1993-09-6855 20:30

^ Oops

143 Name: ANDY!!AJaIr9/z : 1993-09-6857 01:28

>>139 Hmmm I meant could I move troops into the unclaimed Eastern Russia area, in order to tighten the gap on the Eastern edge of Espeonland, is that possible?

>>141 (܁ށ܁) Okay, but I'm not very good!

144 Name: Tomás Rodríguez 'el Bigotón' Ruíz Iglesias!!qj+wHGtn : 1993-09-6857 13:48

Firm up the areas we've already captured, move small garrisons into areas abandoned by Nurupo. No large forces, wouldn't want Nurupo to do the same thing I threatened. Are Nurupo forces in the desert or have they evacuated the theater? If the former, start harassing supply convoys by air.

145 Name: Tomás Rodríguez 'el Bigotón' Ruíz Iglesias!!qj+wHGtn : 1993-09-6857 13:49

>>144
To clarify, large forces south of Aswan, but not north.

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6857 17:00

>>139
I apologize for interrupting. I looked at the map and the list of the names of the players entered at the bottom were sufficient to make me giggle. Oh /dqn/, you so silly.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled global conquest.

147 Name: ( ˃ ˂)!!FFSE4i1R : 1993-09-6858 00:00

Updated map: http://i.imgur.com/8kvBT.jpg

>>140
The campaign is largely successful, playing to the strengths of American patriotism. Morale is improving steadily.

>>141
The Citadel gracefully accepts your proposal, on the condition that I am allowed to play as Samus.

>>143
For your benefit, I have shaded Espeonland's territory according to military density. The darker the area, the greater the average number of troops per square kilometer per day. Pink means either uninhabited or unoccupied by military forces.

Currently, their strongest area is St Petersberg. They are keeping up the front line around Moscow, but have so far been unable to cut off the city from behind.

The rest of Espeonland's forces are centred in Southern Russia, composed largely of troops which have retreated from Kazakhstan. The military is spread relatively thin between these two areas.

The vast majority of your forces from North America were deployed back at >>35, and eventually lost at >>62. Canada was bombed very severely at >>39, so your North American military is practically non-existent. Should you wish to occupy Eastern Russia, you will have to use additional forces from Europe.

>>144
Your reinforcements arrive too late. Upon realising your aim, the Citadel sends in strike forces from all sides, driving back the MLMLBNPLF from the Aswan Dam. If this seems unfair, remember that the entire military of the abandoned territories in Africa were sent to reinforce the borders of Egypt and Saudi Arabia.

Nurupo's military in Egypt is densest along the border, with only the bare minimum deployed in the Nile Valley. You are successful in picking off a few supply convoys, prompting stronger anti-air accompaniment in future.

>>146
You needn't apologise! This thread isn't exclusively for the people playing; you're more than welcome to make silly little comments like >>137. I'm glad that this thread made you happy, anyway.

148 Name: ANDY!!AJaIr9/z : 1993-09-6858 00:26

>>147 Oh yeah, sorry I forgot, thanks

149 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6858 01:52

>>142
I call toon link! Dibs, man! Dibs!!

150 Name: Annoying Risk Player!ULQ2cmaLKU : 1993-09-6858 03:15

The people of the Oceanic Union sit back and continue to leisurely self-support, chomping on popcorn while reading about distant wars in the news.

Our soldiers don't just sit around, though! We spend billions of dollars on a vast training program for all our military forces, hiring military experts to and building advanced combat simulators. We will be ready when war comes!

151 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6862 04:30

I flood the media of all my lands with calls for enlistment to avenge the Mumbai Disaster.

152 Name: Tomás Rodríguez 'el Bigotón' Ruíz Iglesias!!qj+wHGtn : 1993-09-6862 10:44

Move some troops to Eritrea.

153 Name: Sir "Uh Oh"!!PqOyN3hR : 1993-09-6862 17:55

>>151
Where would you like me to go?

154 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6863 07:03

>>153
Look for me in IRC in the next few days.

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6863 22:17

These threads are so fun!

156 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6866 21:00

http://i.imgur.com/Fm2vr.jpg
On the map here I have draw my current action.
There I will utilize my stealth bombers to make continuous carpet bombing runs there for three days straight. Once done a run the bombers make a U-turn, head back to China, where they re-fuel and restock on bombs. And are quickly set out for more carpet bombings.

157 Name: Sir "Uh Oh"!!PqOyN3hR : 1993-09-6869 19:28

I send in all of my land forces to the area >>156 attacked after they fly out!

We must be strong and honor the memories of those who have fallen.. my son's death will not be in vain!

158 Name: ( ˃ ˂)!!FFSE4i1R : 1993-09-6869 20:32

Updated map: http://i.imgur.com/u6nZR.jpg

Grey was the winner of the Super Smash Bros game. Andy came second, followed by Sir "Uh Oh", and, lastly, ( ˃ ˂).

>>132
The Naztech space base has been completed. You can now launch manned flights as far as the moon, and unmanned probes as far as Mars or Venus.

>>150
Your army is currently the second best trained in the world, after the MLMLBNPLF's. Your union is by far the best defended. Were you, hypothetically speaking, to engage in warfare, you would stand a high chance of winning.

>>151
Unfortunately, you have already enlisted about as many troops as you're going to get. If you were feeling particularly desperate, you could enforce conscription in women.

>>152
The troops are relocated without issue.

>>156,157
Your bombing takes Andyland's forces by surprise, forcing them to retreat out of Eastern Kazakhstan. Your two armies coordinate well with each other, with Espeonland finishing off many of the remaining troops. You have retaken the capital, Astana - which, I might add, was nuked quite a while back and is therefore not necessarily of much strategic value.

Meanwhile, the Citadel has planted one of our five remaining nuclear bombs into the Aswan Dam, such that if it does not receive a radio signal from our headquarters in Saudi Arabia at least once per hour, it will detonate. This will not only flood the Nile Valley, but irradiate the land as well.

Most of our military has withdrawn from Egypt, and is being moved East to resume the proposed invasion of India.

159 Name: Tomás Rodríguez 'el Bigotón' Ruíz Iglesias!!qj+wHGtn : 1993-09-6870 22:42

> Meanwhile, the Citadel has planted one of our five remaining nuclear bombs into the Aswan Dam, such that if it does not receive a radio signal from our headquarters in Saudi Arabia at least once per hour, it will detonate. This will not only flood the Nile Valley, but irradiate the land as well.

I guess that's effective at keeping us out of the Nile Valley and Delta, but putting 80 million Egyptian civilians at risk of anyone with a signal jammer is a little extreme. Whatever, not my business.

Troops at the Egyptian border are to try to push into the Eastern Desert, keeping mostly along the Red Sea coast.

We're also going to attempt a landing from Eritrea to Yemen.

160 Name: Noblesse 'Nothing Rhymes With' Oblige!!VuGzANEW : 1993-09-6877 08:57

More space technology.

161 Name: Noblesse 'Nothing Rhymes With' Oblige!!VuGzANEW : 1993-09-6877 09:01

More space technology.

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 13:11

>>160
How's that coming along?

163 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6880 20:04

I throw a nation wide party for our new victory.

164 Name: ( ˃ ˂)!!FFSE4i1R : 1993-09-6880 21:01

Updated map: http://i.imgur.com/2C0h1.jpg

>>159
Your troops make good progress into the Eastern Desert, advancing quickly and, initially, completely unnoticed. Supply trains (which are particularly important in the desert) are likely to be quite vulnerable.

The landing from Eritrea to Yemen is likewise successful. The mobilisation is noticed early on, however the Saudi Arabian forces are poorly organised and hence your troops make their landing before Nurupo's forces can intercept them. You manage to take the capital, Sana'a, with little bloodshed.

The Citadel has sent the majority of its naval forces into the Red Sea, stationed near or between Eritrea and Yemen. We have also bombed many of the ports on both sides of the sea, with relative success. This will render any attempt at a retreat slow and difficult.

>>160
Having pushed huge quantities of funding into your space program, you now have two major space bases and can launch manned spacecraft as far as the asteroid belt and unmanned probes anywhere within the solar system. You can launch nukes from space (although this will still not be able to bypass the Oceanic Union's Project AWESOMELASERS).

>>163
The Citadel offers its most sincere congratulations.

Meanwhile, we have sent approximately 40% of our military into India (with a further 15% on standby in the Middle East). We have claimed Surat and Mumbai, again requisitioning any available naval craft and sending them back to the Red Sea. There are significantly fewer gained this time than last.

We have bought off or killed most government officials in the cities under our control, and have been paying children and young people (who are unaware of the danger) to go into the irradiated ruins of Mumbai and salvage whatever military equiptment is left over from Grey's World's retreat.

165 Name: Tomás Rodríguez 'el Bigotón' Ruíz Iglesias!!qj+wHGtn : 1993-09-6894 05:51

Eh, two weeks without any response?

I propose a universal peace treaty and demilitarization with territory distributed uti possidetis.

166 Name: Alex Salmond!!OPNV9DKT : 1993-09-6894 09:03

As First Minister for Scotland, we launch all of our Trident nuclear stock from submarines leaving the Clyde Naval Base on everybody.

167 Name: ( ˃ ˂)!!FFSE4i1R : 1993-09-6894 10:27

>>166
If you'd like to join the game, you're welcome to take control of the Citadel of Nurupo. I'm only running it because somebody else dropped out.

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