>>2 survived high school by carefully recording the jocks' taunts and training himself to reproduce them perfectly.
>>3 winces at the inaccuracy of the computer lab scene in Revenge of the Nerds.
>>4 Took revenge on the crew of Family Guy when they ripped off the talent show from Revenge of the Nerds.
>>5 ended the GNU/Linux debate by making the world's first / distribution.
>>7 Installed CirnOS, the strongest operating system ever built.
>>9 waited for iteration ⑨ of this thread so that he could post a witty allusion to his waifu, Cirno. But oddly he did not seize the ⑨get.
After >>11 beats a Mega Man game, he then plays it again and again, until he has beaten it with the buster only and not taking a single point of damage.
>>12 has worked out all the schematics to build an operational Mega Man and is now just waiting for the requisite technology to become available.
In his spare time, >>13 develops unified field theories with tiny obscure built-in errors that could only be detected by very specific experiments, then submits them to theoretical physics journals for peer review.
>>14 thinks he's being clever by disrupting the way this game works.
>>15 Mocked social conservatives by saying gay marriage would disrupt the space time continuum and cause a total perspective vortex. Some of them copypasted that all over the internet, thinking it was real.
>>16 Lives in a gated community where the gates are and/or gates.
>>19 leaves the room whenever someone says "GET OUT OF HERE STALKER"
>>20 changed his name to Mario so he can say "It's-a me, Mario!"
>>22 has his fictional girlfriend printed on an oversized pillow.
>>24 has an IRC girlfriend, unaware that she's multiple people trolling him.
>>26 conducted careful scientific experiments to determine the comparitive discomfort of listening to bad video game music versus having a buffalo take a diarrhoea dump in one's ear.
>>28 Gets really angry when someone calls an anime or video game by the name it was given once it was translated and sold worldwide. If you discuss Final Fantasy games with him, and don't follow the order used in Japan, he will transform into a black mage and kill you with magic.
>>36 Built a hypnosis machine that could convince the Hypnotoad to obey it.
>>37 makes ROM hacks to add penises to all your favorite NES characters. Even the females.
>>38 Was the first guy to hack N64 ROM files in order to replace Mario, Conker, and Turok with the first 3 dimensional Wilford Brimley.
>>39 spends so much time on the Internet instead of exercising that he got DIABEETUS.
>>40 Has seen every kind of game over screen ever made, and game over screens from prototype games that never got released.
>>41 discovered the victory condition in Dwarf Fortress, and now jealously guards its secret for fear that Toady One will remove it in the next version once he finds out.
>>42 wrote a tool to import Dwarf Fortress maps into Minecraft. He wrote it in Common Lisp.
>>44 won Takeshi no Chōsenjō on his first playthrough, and doesn't see why people make such a big deal out of the difficulty.
>>45 managed to put together a fully functional Famicom clone on solderless breadboard, and is now working on cloning a Super Famicom using the same materials.
>>46 will get right on that once he finishes constructing a modem for it.
(yes, there was such a thing, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Famicom_Modem)
>>47 Created an augmented reality device which surround each Famicom with scenes from Japan when the Famicom was extremely popular. The most popular scheme is a certain Tokyo apartment that is across from the best advertisement for Akira.
>>48 won a fortune using his Famicom Modem for stock trading before the real-estate bubble burst. He quit his job in 1990 and has been living comfortably ever since, developing indie Famicom ROMs which he occasionally sells for 150 yen apiece to anyone who asks.
>>49 Has accomplished more with the Famicom Disk System than Nintendo and the best 3rd party companies combined.
>>50 has vowed to hunt down and destroy every former marketing executive at Nintendo who was involved in advertising the Virtual Boy.
When >>51 discovered that it would not be called the "Famicom 64" he dropped a bomb on Nintendo's marketing department.
>>52 is developing a new 8-bit gaming console for modern Japanese households. He calls it the Parasite Single Computer.
>>53 Created 8-bit remixes of the whole Parasite Eve soundtrack.
>>54 sneers at those who would use a modern computer to create and/or listen to 8-bit remixes. He instead writes his songs to blank Famicom cartridges using a homemade device that connects to his FM synthesizer's MIDI exit.
>>55 uses that music as soundtracks for "Numa Numa" and "Caramelldansen" videos starring characters from obscure early-1990s Famicom games, which he posts on Nico Nico Douga using a Japanese proxy.
>>56 Prefers taking samples from certain SNES/SFC games to make 16 bit remixes of 8-bit songs. He prefers using samples from Megaman X2 and Final Fantasy VI, but he has a full set of samples from every SNES/SFC game ever released and every prototype ever leaked.
>>57 isn't a furry, but he got a Furcadia account just for the old MMO cred.
>>59 hacked his Virtual Boy into a monochrome video headset for VoIP conversations.
>>60 Celebrated the newest Mario Kart game by turning Daytona Motor Speedway into Rainbow Road
>>61 made a celebratory Mario Kart NES ROM instead, and had eight actual cartridges of it made.
>>62 Created Atari club patches for people to wear if they scored a certain number of points in "Beat 'em And Eat 'em" and "Custer's Revenge"
>>63 edited his Elite NES cartridge to turn the "Robot Slaves" cargo name back into "Slaves", as it had been in all the other ports of the game.
>>64 has special 3d glasses that display everything he sees in vector graphics.
According to >>65's hypothesis, the survival of Japan's manga and anime industry is the only thing keeping Earth from being destroyed by bored near-omnipotent alien otaku.
>>66 argued that "Robot Slaves" is a redundancy as the word "robot" already derives from a term meaning "slave".
>>67 is a language nerd and pointed out that Karel Čapek coined the term in the 1920s, in his play "Rossum's Universal Robots," and the word "robot" comes from the Czech root word "robota," meaning "serf labor," which in turn can be traced to Slavonic root forms for words meaning "worker." He noted also that in the 17th Century the Czech language absorbed many loanwords from Russian directly, and the Russian verb "robotat" means "to work."
>>69 is superior, as he posted that just by thinking about it.
>>70 leaves robot parts in random places across the globe. He does this so his future robots can gain secret powers.
>>72 Built his own robot lungs after destroying his human lungs with cigarette smoke.
>>73 built a nuclear-powered steel exoskeleton while held hostage by terrorists. He did this in a cave, with a box of scrap metal.
>>74 has the world's biggest collection of science fiction movie still frames depicting electronic circuit boards and diagrams, which he uses as inspiration for building a Frankenbot combining aspects of every science fiction movie machine ever.
>>75 Every switch in his house has nekomimi mode, lunatic mode, and debug mode along with all the other options.
>>76 discovered that he could perfectly mimic the sounds needed to make levels in Bangai-O Spirits, whereupon he set about building a new game wherein the player must sing the levels into being as they fly through them.
>>77 connected all the acne scars on his face with a marker pen and discovered he had drawn a perfect naked picture of his waifu.
>>78 had his mom do the same with his bacne scars and photograph the result. He got an internal circuit diagram of the 555 timer IC.
>>79 Opened up a clinic called "Abort, Retry, Fail" where abortions and permanent contraception are available.
>>80 got straight to work on his anti-mass spectrometer the moment the discovery of the Higgs boson was announced.
>>81
Works on a portable mass manipulation device, which should enable him to get revenge on bullies.
>>82 Has a copies of the 3D software that were used to create TRON and The Last Starfighter.
>>83 Made an extended remix of the song "Boom Boom Dollar" into a history of every currency of the world. "Boom Boom Euro" explains what is happening in the Eurozone, and "Boom Boom Zim Dollar" is funny.
>>84 Is a meme perpetuating nerd who made fun of "Ace of Base" he calls it "All of Base."
>>86 Modified modern 3d glasses to look like the red and white glasses of the past.
>>87 Took a Nissan Maxima and made a transformer robot out of it. He calls it "Maximus Prime."
>>88 Created a continuance of games from the "Nekketsu High" series.
>>89 modified his coke-bottle glasses into something similar to Google's long-term vision for their Google Glass project.
>>90 Is a Kaiju Otaku that has the all the original Godzilla costumes from the 1950s.
>>91 is saving up for filament and aso he can one day print every last chunk of his Minecraft world in 1:16 scale 3D.
>>93 Gets anything he wants by using his tractor beam to retrieve it.
>>94 went on a hunger vigil for Taco Copter. He just wants his damn tacos.
>>95 Has a TV remote that says "Main screen turn on" and "We get signal"
>>97 Demolished an abandoned building using only Diet Coke and Mentos.
Once >>98 saw the current generation of 3d TV, he created an emulator so that 3d Sega Master System games would integrate with the current 3d TV
>>99 Successfully hacked Batman Arkham City to look like the 1966 Batman TV show.
>>101 organized dakimakura hugging and trading club in his basement.
>>102 tried to create a real life danmaku course, but then realized that his nerdly lifestyle had made his hitbox too big for him to ever win.
>>105 created their own conlang which is split ergative and has enormously complicated vowel and consonant harmony rules.
>>106 knows the coordinates and official designation of every discovered exoplanet.
>>107's collection of guro pictures of anime characters he doesn't like is 100TB. He paid a muralist $1000 to paint a wall in his house with a picture of Sailor Chibi-Moon being killed by Queen Beryl.
>>109 Has a Smorkin' Labbit that sings "Smoking In The Boy's Room" and "Smoke Smoke Smoke That Cigarette"
When >>110 gives someone the middle finger, he also says "Be impoverished and die prematurely."
>>115 can recite every episode of The Simpsons seasons 1-8 from memory.
>>117 can recite the ruleset for his favorite edition of D&D by heart and will argue its virtues against all comers who favor a different edition.
>>118 Can name every magic wand, spell, and transformation from Sailor Moon and her friends, no matter if it is anime, live action, or manga.
When >>119 makes a demotivational poster, it causes a minimum of 100 people to take dramatic actions.
>120 gets physically uncomfortable when he thinks about his sizeable backlog.
>>121 Has no backlog because he designed an unlambda program to automatically sort and show him all new anime.
>>124 is all hyped up for the sixth generation of pokemon!
>>127 carefully explained why he detests copulation as a form of recreational activity to a drunk girl.
>>128 Is the boss of his company. He proves it because he owns the corporate matrix of leadership. It makes the Autobot matrix of leadership seem weak by comparison.
>>129 Calculated what would happen if He-Man and Lion-O had a sword fight.
>>131 Named all the Pokemon the most quickly. People who try to remember digits of pi were amazed.
>>135 Makes Touhou-themed mods for every moddable game he owns.
Games that were impossible to mod got cracked by >>136 and that has led to epic new adventures in people's favorite games.
>>138 had his pants pulled up until it hurt and then down.
In front of a girl that he likes.
>>139 finds all real-world girls 3DPD and only really likes his waifu, who is a character in some kind of cartoon.
>>141 gets annoyed when people call initialisms "acronyms" and vice versa.
>>142 wrote a so-called "clop-fic" with genderbending and such.
>>143 is a militant brony who takes anyone disliking the show as a personal attack.
When >>144 taught English in Japan, he was the first to get the Kancho.
>>145 wants to teach English in Japan, so that he will be able to see all the anime before they're released here, and buy all the merch to make a shrine to his waifu.
>>147 Created Kimchi flavored condoms and Bulgogi flavored edible panties for DPRK characters.
>>148 is always thinking about sex, because he already knows everything everyone ever tells him, thus he is perpetually bored.
>>150 is so nerdy that he doesn't understand the difference between "nerd" and "kinky."
>>151 Is a Tenchi Muyo nerd who never misses a chance to celebrate Startica.
>>155 Created his own Phillips CD-i so he could make really awful cut scenes that become memes on Youtube.
>>157 made a video show chronicling his tabletop RPG exploits.
>>158 Made an underground tunnel between his home and a computer science lab, so he get there as quickly as he wants.
>>159 put an old beige Macintosh in his basement and called it a computer science lab. It is filled with stolen vacuum tubes and wallpapered with broken PCBs.
>>160 Has an Apple Pippin, Apple Lisa, and several other Apple products that never became popular.
>>165 Memorized TVtropes.com and edits it after every new TV show gets broadcasts.
Last time >>167 wasn't hung by his pants, he was having his hair washed in a loo.
>>169 has all of his pokemon shiny and with the best IV possible.
>>170 Has a portal between his bed and a urinal to deal with his bedwetting problems.
>>176 was the only person using Liberty Reserve for entirely legitimate purposes, namely as a single step in his multilayered scheme to obfuscate his Bitcoin transactions in order to protect his privacy.
>>177 Can escape from Monkey Island more quickly than anyone else
>>178 has played through every single route in over five dozen visual novels in the original Japanese, and never had to consult a guide or walkthrough to find the hidden characters.
>>179 is very passionate about a strange short hair schoolgirl which isn't even real.
>>183 Created a better Zelda game where you must find the Quadraforce.
>>184 does a wast research on the topic of social and religious subtext in kids anime.
>>185 Has extremely powerful lungs due to the number of NES games he had to blow.
>>186 has very thick glasses and becomes enraged easily by human stupidity.
>>187 not only knows what Brainfuck is, but can program effectively in it.
>>188 Memorized the steps to every Dance Dance Revolution song.
>>189
Wrote a program for his graduation paper in non-highlighted Whitespace and then managed to proof that the code works.
>>189
Knows not to blow into his game cartridges, but rather cleans them with rubbing alcohol and a q-tip.
>>191 imagined blowing a game cartridge in a completely wrong, sexual way and blushed in public.
>>192 Has a Zelda NES cartridge that is made of real 24K gold.
The death of >>193's grandfather had less of an impact on him than the death of Optimus Prime in the 1986 Transformers movie.
>>194 Paints itasha cars and has a MLP:FiM themed Ford Mustang.
>>195 Has a computer with 128GB of RAM and he uses it to create demos for computers with 64KB.
>>196 believes that 640K really is enough for anyone, and has set out to prove it.
If you touch any of >>198's X-men comics, then welcome to die
>>200 Spent the previous 3 days at the Tampa convention center.
>>201 secretly entered a naval base and painted all the submarines yellow.
>>202 will roll 1d20 to determine the percentage, times five of course, of tonight's dinner that his date pays for.
>>206 Modified electric hand dryers so they do dispense bacon.
>>207 wrote a 20,000 word blog rant about how the AVGN is a poser.
>>208 plays every title Blizzard Entertainment has ever released every single day. Yes, even The Lost Vikings and Rock n' Roll Racing. It's his little daily ritual.
>>209 Created a brand of cigarette that appeals to fans of Solid Snake.
The staircase in >>211's house is like the playing field in Q-Bert.
>>213 can program machine code for five different types of 1980s microcomputer.
>>214 can tell exactly which architecture a program was written for just by looking at the hex dump.
>>215 Knows the name of every game reviewer who isn't the AVGN, but focuses on reviewing shitty games.
>>216 thinks that hex editors are too pedestrian, and hacks his files directly in binary.
>>219 Broke into a Nintendo building and secretly put the Cheetahmen in the upcoming Smash Brothers game.
When >>221 sees a lit candle, he instinctively hits it in search of powerups.
>>222 created antivirus software that plays the metal gear alert sound when unzipping an infected file, and it makes Admiral Ackbar say "It's a trap!" when you qre about to click on an suspicious URL.
>>224 Knows every joke about Hard Man from Megaman 3. He also created several of his own.
>>225 can list from memory the optimal order to beat every stage of every Mega Man game
>>226 Has a business that is designed to resemble Dilbert comics.
>>227 Built his own power suit, and could beat Iron Man and Krang at the same time.
>>228 is the young cyborg named Ace that was referred to in Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri.
>>229 Has twice the mega power, and knows what the mega power is. Therefore he knows what it means to have twice the mega power.
>>231 Took Kyubey to court in order to escape contractual obligations
>>232 is deeply offended by comedy programs that portray nerds as nerds
>>233 Absolutely loves comedies that portray jocks as people who can't do anything right except play sports.
>>235 Is the strongest ally Bob has in the fight against Google Plus.
>>237 Frequently refreshes threads so he can 128 GET, 256 GET, and 512 GET.
>>238 has so many accolades on his favourite forum that his post signature is 67GB of plaintext.
>>239 retells everything he just read on Wikipedia to his relatives.
>>241 clearly never visited some of the mid-2000s forums, where a back-and-forth between two regulars would result in the page length being composed mostly of their monstrous signature banners.
>>243 Hacked the computers at cigarette factories. Now they have glamorous images of movie stars, and the warning says "Smoking is awesome, quitting is for pussies"
>>245 Has the most complex AD&D dice. They are as big as bowling balls.
>>248 Hacked into every computer in a Catholic school, and made all the computers play a certain type of porn. Bukakke on girls wearing school uniforms.
Then some humorous message about asshole Catholics blamed the downfall of society on slutty clothing would be displayed every few minutes.
Also, rule 34 was used on the current pope, and popes of the past.
>>250 Translated "Smells like teen spirit" into Korean. Now he calls it "Smells like kimchi."
>>251 smells like kimchi. He says that sunlight burns him, like hygiene.
>>253 invented a programming language with ROBOT9000 rules applied to it.
>>256 never signs anything because his mum taught him to fear consequences.
>>257 Uses his wastewater engineering degree to prove that action movie stars can't escape using a sewer.
>>262 mailed a shitty VHS game to Spoony with the express desire of watching him suffer.
The refrigerator at >>263's house is actually a cryogenic freezing chamber.
The thing that became a convenient era.（＾ｏ＾）
>>266 Makes anal lube with the lowest coefficient of friction and the highest viscosity index.
>>274 still uses the printer paper that has holes in the sides.
>>281 did the same but explained that he "just [likes] how cute they are" amidst bursts of his awkward laughter.
>>285 Created catgirls by building the machine found in "The Fly" except he put a girl and a cat in the machine.
>>287 Created a Pedobear using DNA from a Kodiak bear and DNA from Micheal Jackson.
>>288 Created a ROM hack based on this youtube video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5dZ5ZnwDEo
>>291 is an otaku otaku. He can tell you the names of every well-known otaku in their respected hobby as well as recite their latest postings on any site they post on, and list their entire collection of goods. This is his only hobby; he has never seen an anime, toku show or film, he has never played a video game, and he has never read a book of any kind. He insists that he lives vicariously through other otaku.
In order to make his new 8-bit stand out from the competition, he paid Tim Follin to make all the music and sound effects.
>>294 knows how proper saging is different from the one on imageboards, but still drags in an imageboard meme to annoy people.
>>295 Has a furry costume with a special sensor in it. It detects the identity of other people wearing fur costumes.
>>296 Remixed the Lavender Town from Pokemon. It was so creepy that numerous people went to the psych ward of the hospital. The original seizure inducing Pokemon episode didn't even put as many people in the hospital.
>>298 is wearing glasses so big and thick that they hide his acne.
>>299 got a paycheck for $1024 and when he went to cash it, asked for a $512 bill, a $256 bill, a $128 bill, a $64 bill...
also, 300GET
>>300 values 300GET because he knows that 300 in Roman numerals is CCC, which he uses as his name on internet discussion boards. Representation of 300 as a sum of prime numbers amuses him.
He also cherishes that Kama Sutra was written around that year.
A fact that it is the perfect score in bowling doesn't concern him because he finds such activities to be an outdated form of entertainment and a nuisance.
>>301 Celebrated mother's day by torrenting the largest amount of MILF porn.
>>303 stole that porn in a MITM attack while it was uploading.
>>304 Built the world's biggest golf club. The head of the club looks like a titanium watermelon cut in half.
>>305 is a watermelon aficianado. Every time he looks or thinks about something he attempts to relate it to watermelon.
>>307 Heavily researched racism in order to tell the funniest joke. That joke is also considered fair because it has offensive material about everybody.
>>308 has memorized the 308 ports most commonly used by both legitimate services and malware.
>>309 has three hundred and nine IT professional certifications, but still lives at home in his mom's basement.
>>310 mined millions of dollars worth of bitcoins before the complexity rose enough to be cost prohibitive, but only spends it on anime merchandise and MMORPG gold and cash shop items.
>>311 Has a real duplicate of every Sailor Moon wand, and each one is autographed by the people that produced the manga, TV show, Super Famicom games and feature films. He doesn't have ones based on the Crystal series, because he hates it so much, that he wrote a 300 page book about it.
>>312 Created a comic convention for forgotten villains and heroes. It is called "Ret-Con."
>>313 won the Man Booker prize for the novelization of his website's Terms of Service.
>>315 Knows how many goblins exist in the Spider Man universe.
>>317 can explain the symbolism in every frame of End of Evangelion.
>>319 wrote his own World of Warcraft addon to make sure he only does things the most efficient way.
>>320 Has the biggest collection of Kantai Collection figurines.
>>321 has the best collection of Kantai Collection figurines, which he must emphasize is not the same as the biggest.
>>322's Apple II computer has crossed the Oregon Trail more than any other Apple II computer in history.
>>323 realized that the TV ending of Evangelion and the movie End of Evangelion are actually simultaneous and thus don't need to pick one over the other.
>>324 loaded his Apple II into a truck and crossed the Oregon Trail in it.
>>328 has strong opinions on the 3.5th and 5th editions of Dungeons and Dragons.
>>332 prays to St. IGNUcious for a cleansing rain that will wash the filth of non-free software from the earth.
>>333 has strong opinions on different kinds of passenger trains
>>334 Saw a fictional train in a movie and decided to build a real version that works.
>>336 can diagnose the problem with a train by how it feels while sitting in a passenger seat towards the back.
>>337 Owns a mattress store that also specializes in dakimakura.
>>338 Knows what happens in Hong Kong 97 when Chin kills all 1.2 billion reds.
>>339 gets a "special feeling" when she goes on imageboards and textboards.
>>343 Built tiny tentacles to do lewd things to his expensive collection of female fighters from Capcom video games.
>>346 is a Christian theologian with several degrees from prestigious seminaries.
>>347 is distinctly disfond of swirly straws exceeding two loops.
>>348 is extremely fond of things that smell faintly of blueberries
>>349 regularly hits the daily post limit on Tumblr (250 posts!)
>>350 likes to painstakingly explain things everyone knows already.
>>351 spends most of his day imagining situations where he could explain his unusual obsessions to other people
>>360 likes to share obscure tidbits about anime voice actresses.
>>361 Manufactures mind alternating chemicals which duplicate the effects in Poison Ivy and Scarecrow comics.
>>362 is that guy who can spot code that is not thread or exception safe in about 5 seconds, creates new accounts on sites to tell people their code isn't thread or exception safe, and doesn't contribute patches.
If you sign up,
You can earn $1,000,000 too.
http://goo.gl/YLysV3
>>366 is losing weight as he saves his lunch money in order to be able to buy all kinds of obscure Asian gadgets online.
>>367 is literate enough in Japanese to browse 2channel. He demands you call it 2channel and not 2chan, too.
>>368 is quick to point out that it's 5channel now, not 2channel.
>>369 is quick to note that 2chan is even easier to browse than 2channel, as the images provide much-needed context for difficult-to-read posts
When Pokemon Uranium and Pokemon Plutonium were attacked by Nintendo, >>370 responded by making Pokemon Sodium and Pokemon Potassium.
>>375 masturbates primarily to Tijuana Bibles. In current year.
>>376 Created an app that counts the number of times John Oliver makes another "It's current year" argument and has no other argument to back up his point.
>>378 Does homework for other people at a high price and has assembled a crew of homework paper writers. >>378's businesses serves thousands of people per day and makes millions of dollars per year. >>378 also shows people how not to get caught as part of his business. If you ever wonder why some industry professionals don't understand the most basic things of their industry, blame >>378 and his staff for the effectiveness of their services.
>>382 Caught all the Pokemon in the new Pokemon game before the game went on sale.
>>383 made a derivative of brainfuck using dialogue from father jack hackett.
>>384 doesn't trust GCC's optimizer and edits source code to manually unroll all loops before compiling new Gentoo packages.
>>385 Uses genetic science to make skunks smell even worse than they already do.
>>386 can tell the difference between a skunk and a SSBM player by scent alone.
>>387 can tell the difference between a SSBBW and ordinary BBW by scent alone.
>>388 spends all day, every day fantasizing about BBC.
The television channel.
>>390 Uses Darth Vader's force choke during autoerotic asphyxiation.
>>391 learned about autoerotic asphyxiation in an adults cartoon and keeps trying it even though they don't get off on it.
>>392 refers to anime as "cartoons" as vengeance for being forced upon threat of death to discontinue use of the term "Japanimation."
>>393 put a separate land line infrastructure throughout his own house for simple joys like running a PPP service to nowhere and putting on stage productions of Erlang: The Movie
>>394 is one of the few individuals to attempt to implement the RFC 1149 protocol.
>>397 Collects animated logos from 1980s VHS tapes. He really loves the big DiC logo.
>>398 Builds stones with various mechanisms for holding swords. Only someone worthy of wielding the sward is able to free the sword from the mechanism that holds it to the stone.
>>399 Goes to costume parties as a popular Internet meme. He once wore a Chad costume and it was the worst fit ever. A fat hairy man dressed up as Tinkerbell is a more convincing cosplayer.
I keep forgetting the - in the channel 4 url
I feel like such a baka!
>>402 Set 4-ch.net as "4ch" in his hosts file, but he's trying badly to convince everyone that this never happened.
>>403 has 1,386 custom entries in his hosts file, most of them links to doujinshi.
When he sees the phrase "Mona (Art)", >>404 's first thoughts go to the SJIS cat drawing.
>>405 Owns every "Proplica" brand magic wand and can cast every spell that each wand is capable of.
>>407 is sexually aroused by the act of roleplaying a spambot.
>>409 Hacked the ROM of "Fat Princess Fistful of Cake" to include princess Leia and princess Peach.
>>410 did re-edits of the Star Wars trilogy to make Leia look like Jabba the Hutt in all her appearances, and vice versa.
>>411
Rotoscopes clips from feature films so that all the dramatis personae are now played by the cast of an obscure eroge.
>>412 Capitalizes the first word following the postref in 'previous poster' threads as a way of protesting against anonymity without arousing the ire of the elitist superstructure.
>>413 Invented a form of kimchi that smells twice as bad as ordinary kimchi.
>>415 Goes out of his way to correct people when they mix up 2ch and 2chan
>>416 makes obscure references nobody gets on Internet forums in a desperate hope that one day he'll meet a good-looking gal who catches it.
>>418 wrote an AI to synthesise speech bubble ascii posts from his twitter timeline and has kept it running for 10 months
>>420 was disappointed when parts 5 and 6, as well as a mysterious 8 and a couple of spinoffs of the Grandpa thread were not on archive.org
>>421 tried to convince girls at school to accept his fart fetish by sticking CD ROMs of Eight Marbles Ura in their lockers
>>422 fails all of his math tests because he draws a circle over every greater-than symbol so they resemble pacman
>>425 buys up all of the kabapai doujinshi whenever it gets restocked on eBay
>>426 dressed up as usopp for halloween and got arrested for wearing blackface
>>427 has been working on a convoluted rpg maker game that involves a floating sentient fart sniffing children's butts for fifteen years straight, and still hasn't gotten past finishing the demo
>>430 has a vape mod with his waifu on it. It is filled with a flavor of vape that was inspired by his waifu.
>>431 Has spent the last 10 months showing off his plague doctor, military gas mask, and clean room suits.
>>432 Wore a Tuxedo Mask mask into "Mask required for entry" zones as a joke, since those don't have air filters on them.
>>433 took part in the Jan 6th riot and invaded the Senate chamber so that he could pretend his Lelouch dakimakura was his elected representative.
>>436 Stole the most attractive walrus from the aquarium
>>437 Stole the best smelling stinkbug from etymology lab.
>>438 Stole the most padgeable of similes from the entomology lab.
>>440 Made his cat the fattest to be in the heckin' chonker forum.
>>442 always gets Big Bang Theory goodies for xmas from family members
>>444 publicly corrects people on the difference between quail and pheasants
>>446 deliberately uses incorrect acronyms to hide their power level
>>447 pretends not to know about Magic the the Gathering to hide their power level
>>448 Will give Alex Jones a stroke with his chemical experiments. He's putting more chemicals in the water to turn more freakin' frogs gay.
>>449 Develops chemicals to turn the freakin' turtles gay.
>>450 Builds washing machines to trap stepfamily. He makes a fortune off of porn studios.