[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought.[Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#7] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 12:41

I preferred the thread title as it was in Part 5 over the shorter version in Part 6, and so I decided to copy the style of the former. May this THREAD Restoration usher in a new era of peace, prosperity, progress and posts about current thoughts for /dqn/!

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 12:51

>>1, are you a bad enough dude for this THREAD?

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 13:14

THREAD thread?

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 13:28

Even if I spend every waking moment thinking about it, it'll never come to reality.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 16:59

All anyone has to know in order to kill me is my address and the fact that I pee outside every morning. That's a scary thought and I hope nobody wants to kill me.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 17:04

You could murder anyone. Of course, there would be repercussions. But the actual act of murdering that person would have occurred, and it's not even difficult.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 20:37

>>1 Thanks, that really bugged me about the last thread. Who did that >>1 think he was?

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 20:56

>>7
I'm sorry. Please forgive me.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 21:32

I wonder if medically supervised high-protein diet programs like OPTIFAST still fall under the heading of "fad diet".

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 22:35

>>10 GET

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 22:37

>>9
Just the name "OPTIFAST" gives it that feeling, no matter how legitimate it might be. OPTIFAST.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 22:41

Yet another thread to flood with posts about the parts of my life I'm unsatisfied with! Hurray!

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 22:47

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is so good to read while jammin out to metal. They should really make an anime or GOOD ova of it.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 01:12

I need to stop frequenting so much sites. I should choose 3-4 to just stick with for good.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 02:43

>>11
I'd rather them sell Oppaifast.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 04:07

I found out my friend is transphobic and I feel physically ill

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 07:09

>>15
Oppaifast sounds like a diet involving several gallons of milk a day.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 07:17

My favourite paragraph generated by the cookbook word bigram generator is "If you use the glorious defender of eggs".

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 08:00

That hair is utterly ridiculous. I like it.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 11:43

>>16
That sucks.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 14:10

>>16
Are you sure? When my friend told me she wanted to be a boy and dressed in men's clothing and so on, I reacted harshly because that's basically how I felt I should react. When I sat down and thought about it, I realised I didn't really care. I was a little happy for her, even.

I think this is often the case. Unless they're particularly religious or from an ultra-conservative family, people are open-minded by default. Sometimes we just act a certain way to save face or meet certain social norms, whether it's because we want to appear a certain way around other people, or just because we want to feel comfortable about ourselves.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 14:51

>>21 Why did you feel you should react that way?

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 16:50

I need to finish that CD. No, not that CD! The other CD.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 17:16

>>22
Societal norms? Or the way I was brought up (I know this is the worst excuse ever, but you can't really shake what you were taught as a kid even if you understand it was wrong).

In a way, I suppose it's kind of juvenile. Like people who act differently to appear cool, or people who feel uncomfortable watching cute magical girl shows even if they enjoy them.

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 19:15

Finally that big thunderstorm we've been promised for the past week has come to my town. This kind of weather kind of makes me want to climb the roof and hang on to the lightning rod. A pity I forgot most of the Latin I learned in school. Does anyone know a good Latin translation of "Jupiter is a big pussy who never learned to aim"?

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 19:39

>>25
I laughed. I love stormy weather too.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 20:08

>>25 just plagiarize Catullus 16 or something.

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 20:42

It'll all be better tomorrow. Apart from the weather, that is.

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 22:02

>>25
I went to a lecture that dealt with mythology once where they said that Greeks believed rain to be the semen of Zeus.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 02:00

>>29
Hahaa....what*?*

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 02:38

Squeeks needs to update his SSL certificate.

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 03:56

I feel stressed and anxious for ABSOLUTELY no reason

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 04:01

i'll fucking cut you up! just gotta lure you out

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 04:04

>>29
And to think I always used to believe the rain was just Zeus pissing through a sieve.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 09:32

http://4-ch.net/debate/kareha.pl/1244123052/13,14 took a lot longer to write than I thought. I got up three hours ago and still haven't had breakfast, because I was too busy writing those posts.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 11:32

>>35 tl;dr

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 11:40

>>36
tl;dr

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 15:17

Got my Book of Mormon in the mail yesterday. Actually bothered to look at this morning and I'm 100% convinced guys, I am converting right now and you all should too... er... I mean, I looked at it and inside is an inscription: "To Wayne: Thanks for everything! /s [some couple]"

What a disappointing gift. I'm sure that in a way, they felt they were doing Wayne a favor, but still, what a cop out. Wayne didn't get a box of chocolates for his efforts. He didn't get a gift certificate to a store or restaurant he enjoys. No, Wayne got a book they give away for free. You can see almost see the look on Wayne's face in that inscription. Poor guy...

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 16:45

>>38
You paid for something they give away for free. What does that make you, smart guy??

>>35
Dude, you take the internet too seriously

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 18:28

>>39
>>35 here, arguing that "lol dude, chill, it's just the internet" tends to be used as a shitty excuse by people who don't want to acknowledge that acting like an jerkass online is just as annoying and occasionally hurtful on the internet as it is in real life. Not sure what point you were trying to make, maybe that all internet creationists are really atheist trolls in disguise?

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 20:13

>>40
you typed a lot of stuff in the /debate/ thread but not a lot of it really makes sense to me, so it seems like it must be something you typed in anger

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 20:23

I like the idea of a heated political debate ending with one of the guys shrugging and saying, "Lol, dude you take this way too seriously."

I bet that guy would win.

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 21:43

>>35,40 railing against being a jerkass online as annoying and hurtful while being a jerkass online in the same sentence is hypocritical. Moreover, I would be much obliged if we all left /debate/ out of here and in /debate/. Thank you.

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 22:19

I ate too much food at a Cantonese restaurant and now I feel slightly sick and like I want to pass out.

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 23:05

You only tell me you love me when you're drunk.

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 23:36

How could I possibly have forgetten what strawberries smell like?

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 23:37

Now that I own the BBC... what am I supposed to do with this thing?

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 23:59

There's an extremely unladylike bulge visible in this skirt that I'm wearing.

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 00:20

She doesn't love me, I believed her lies like a fool.

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 00:35

What is it about the Internet that gives people the idea that common-sense rules, such as that standard spelling ought to be at least approximated, and that not everyone who disagrees with you is deliberately trying to annoy you, are suddenly utterly invalid? Just a few minutes ago I was called a troll and told to STFU, when all I said was that I couldn't parse a single word in someone's youtube comment and that a browser plug-in to check their spelling might be helpful in future.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 01:48

>>50
Unfortunately, some textual English is becoming less an application of grammatical rules and more simply a transcription of disorganized thought. It's splitting into loosely defined dialects.

On an unrelated note: ``My love is sick and wrong, my love is a lie"

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 02:03

I found a Commador 64...what do I do with it? Wait, does it even work?
How the fuck do I turn this thing on.

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 02:14

I really wish people would stop saying, "he's good with computers." when introducing me. I know enough unix and C to float, I'm not an expert.

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 02:28

>>51
who are you quoting

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 02:35

>>51
It's and '', not and ".

Read your American Standard Code for Information Interchange. It may not be perfect, but it's 1993 and it's the best we've got!

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 02:51

Why is my gender so manipulative and cruel?

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 03:55

I had the urge to write a random musical analysis, but I don't know anybody who would actually care to read it. I'll just post it here.

The song "You're No Good for Me" by Kelly Charles is unremarkable, but the intro is quite catchy. Numerous artists have sampled this 8-second acapella with great success. The hook is infectious but short; simple but elegant.

Consider the lyrics:

You're no good for me
I don't need nobody
Don't need no one
That's no good for me!

Kelly arranges the words in a simple structure: ABB'A'. The chiastic symmetry contrasts A's personal "you" and "me" with B's more general "nobody" and "no one." Kelly accompanies her elegant lyrical structure with an equally elegant melody.

Unlike the elaborate fortspinnung melodies of the Baroque period, the Classical era popularized simpler melodic statements built up from shorter parts. Kelly's hook exemplifies the Classical melody: each individual line is combined to make a longer melodic statement.

Classical melodies often follow a specific harmonic contour: they first establish the key with alternation between dominant and tonic, then briefly visit the subdominant before going back to a satisfying dominant-tonic resolution. Kelly follows these harmonic guidelines perfectly.

In line 1, Kelly outlines a minor triad, firmly establishing the key and ending on the dominant. Line 2 mirrors line 1, falling back down to the mediant. This returns the harmony to the tonic without completely resolving. The third line rises to the submediant, implying a subdominant harmony. Much like the lyrical structure, line 4 is a variation on line 1. Instead of moving from tonic to dominant, the fourth line begins on the dominant and finally resolves on the high tonic.

The placement of the words within the scale is also quite clever. The two words that fall on the tonic are "you're" and "me". Kelly contrasts the two words by placing her rejected lover on the low tonic at the beginning and herself on the high tonic at the end. Kelly parallels this structure in the first line, where she places "me" on the ending dominant. In the second line, "I" falls on the dominant, while "nobody" ends on the less important supertonic. Similarly, "no one" ends on the submediant in the third line. Kelly thus cleverly empowers herself by placing "me" and "I" on the dominant and high tonic, relegating others to the less important degrees.

I doubt that Kelly Charles considered any of these factors when composing the hook. It is likely that the melody arose naturally from her soul. However, the most natural things often conceal great complexity in their deceptively simple beauty.

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 04:52

>>53
I just run linux and I don't even program and I get that shit constantly.
>>56
http://4-ch.net/love/kareha.pl/1338929970/l50 lol i dunno

VC: plounable

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 04:53

>>55
I'm sorry! I won't do it next time!

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 05:09

>>59
I'm going to drive a fucking nail through your eye, Tokiko!

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 05:10

>>50
lol dqn is'nt school u faget stfu!!

Because, you know, school is the only possible place where one might do best to avoid sounding like a subliterate waste of oxygen.

[Of course, I'm out of my head on like 4 prescriptions at the moment, so watch me bitch up all my typing...]

>>56
The best part of this post is not knowing the gender of the poster, nor caring.

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 05:32

>>61
It's obviously a MtF transexual. They're the only ones who lament gender issues.

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 07:56

>>55
If you use TeX or LaTeX, you can also use `` and '' to get proper quotation marks. But of course this is not an option on a BBS such as ours.

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 09:05

>>60
I'm sad to say that the faggotry in those initial posts was actually myself and not Tokiko. This time.

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 09:19

I don't give a fuck if you don't like it, it doesn't concern you anymore!

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 09:31

I love that these boards are slow. I hate boards that move really fast.

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 09:35

>>66
That's because we only have 6 people, and I'm not so sure we have even that many.

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 09:40

>>67

6? That's so cozy and nice.

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 09:42

>>68
I have the administrative password. There are a few more but 6 posters are responsible for 60% of the posts.

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 09:42

It's actually just 2 people talking to each other.

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 09:46

>>70

When I was a newfag I thought ( ˃ ヮ˂) was one person that was just talking to themselves

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 10:18

>>71

> when I was a newfag
> newfag

Um, yeah, pal...

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 10:43

Focus on the spiral.

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 10:47

The spiral will liberate us. We're trapped in cubic prisons. Walls around walls, boxes within boxes. For freedom we must break through. Believe in the spiral within yourself. You can see it if you care.

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 10:56

Something deep within me is stirring... my shining true self WILL be purified through the Spiral! I can feel my mind evolving! THEY walk among us, in the same clothing and same skin, yet if WE were to kill them, WE would be the ones punished. Those saved by the grace of the Spiral will be Lifted when The Tear occurs... and in a Higher Plane of reality ,our selves will merge and Truth shall be accomplished. We must be brave for those we love!

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 10:59

>>53,58 I think being "good" with a computer has quite a low threshold for the normal person. I get it too just because I know my keyboard shortcuts and can google efficiently. I mean, I use a Mac!

>>57 copied to my kopipe folder, i can't wait for the opportunity to use it!

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 11:29

>>63
Don't quote me on this, but I think ``This" might be LaTeX-specific. The TeXbook makes no mention of it. Maybe I'll check this later.

Regardless, it's wrong. Those quotes don't come from TeX, they come from ASCII.

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 12:09

I heard somebody say that "suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem".

Yes, that's right, isn't it.

But your problem was hardly temporary, was it?

It wasn't a problem at all.

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 15:18

>>77
It's stressed out since the early days of computing, Don't use double grave accents nor apostrophes to form a quotation mark outside of software where it's applicable, because some many fonts will mess them up and embarrass you.

And, yes, it doesn't makes you look cool or "retro" or whatever, it makes you look dumb. Like some kid who have found his dad's C64 and doesn't know what to do with it, but believes that he's magically 1337 now or something!

Stop this shit, dude, and learn about modern typography and specifically this two characters if you insist on being different: U+201C and U+201D.

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 15:49

>>77
I found it on page 21 of Wynter Snow's TeX for the Beginner, published in 1992. The book also contains a few LaTeX-specific tips, but those tend to be labelled as such.

>>79
I agree with your first line, just wanted to point out that computer users had ways of displaying opening and closing quotation marks at their disposal (albeit within the context of specialised software) even in 1993.

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 16:35

>>79
How right you are! Better go email these people:

http://cm.bell-labs.com/cm/cs/who/dmr/cacm.html
http://www-formal.stanford.edu/jmc/robotandbaby/robotandbaby.html
http://www-cs-faculty.stanford.edu/~uno/faq.html

Well, 2 of them are dead, but I'm sure they're rolling in their graves.

'Doing this' is retarded. It's like using brackets )like this) instead of (like this). It's not a case of being retro or whatever, it's a case of following the standard. Even if that standard is semi-obsolete thanks to Unicode, it's easier to type `` and '' than “ and ”. In fact, those characters may not even show thanks to SJIS dickery.

Go complain at the people using - for a minus symbol or ... instead of the dedicated ellipsis symbol. They're committing the same dreadful sin.

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 17:15

>>81
I was under the impression that - was a minus symbol, but kept getting misused as various forms of dash.

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 17:35

>>82
It is a minus symbol. And a hyphen. And an en dash. And (kind of) an em dash. All have their own dedicated symbols in Unicode, but people use - because it's convenient and it was listed as these things in ASCII.

So when people ask, ``Why are you beginning this quotation with two grave accents?'' I can just as easily ask why they're hyphenating two numbers in `9-3=6'.

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 17:39

>>81
try " " though. easier still

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 17:45

>>84
Yeah, if you want to be a mainstream sheep about it.

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 18:22

>>85
Being a hipster gets old pretty fast.

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 19:36

> it's easier to type `` and '' than “ and ”.

When you are habitually used to typing “ and ” on any virtual keyboard that doesn’t make it incredibly difficult, not really.

> So when people ask, `Why are you beginning this quotation with two grave accents?'' I can just as easily ask why they're hyphenating two numbers in 9-3=6'.

When it comes to Unicode-friendly environments, I have my horizontal lines straight, thank you. I only hyphen to subtract when I code. Save it for someone else.

> In fact, those characters may not even show thanks to SJIS dickery.

On these boards, SJIS dickery… isn’t. Most Unicode I’ve ever seen here (bar perhaps the astral planes) gets entity’d.

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 20:02

god dqn is sucking hard right now

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 20:06

>>81

>http://www-cs-faculty.stanford.edu/~uno/faq.html
>page uses " quotes and ' apostrophes

So yeah.

> If you're good at sightreading four-hands piano music, I have hundreds of pieces I'd like to try playing with you; please drop me a note and we can hopefully get together for a jam session.

Dammit. I'm only kind of good at sightreading. But while I would love the once-in-my-lifetime opportunity to jam out with the Knuth, travel to California is prohibitively expensive from where I am and I'd not want to delay TAOCP or give him a terminal illness from an alien cesspool

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 21:06

>>88
The best solution to seeing lots of shitty posts is to make a lot of good posts.

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 21:39

Your favorite anime is shit, and I fucked you're waifu.

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 22:44

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 03:03

Runescape is a terribly low quality game but I love it so much.

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 04:38

>>92
And suddenly, the purpose of that thread is revealed: linking to it sardonically.

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 07:59

I hate the shitposting thread. I wish it would go away

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 08:06

Why is manga such an embarrassing hobby to have...

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 08:17

>>81
Try using "". This is why they are designed to look straight, not angled like . Also, imagine how much space you save in the modern UTF-16 environment by using "" instead of double ''. If you want to link to CS guys then you should probably care about every single byte.

There is also a slight problem with your hyperlinks: none of them leads to some obsolete manual of style or typing guidelines.

> In fact, those characters may not even show thanks to SJIS dickery.

You are, probably, lagging behind for about a decade. Even Windows supports majority of unicode characters by default.

>>89

>page uses " quotes and ' apostrophes

Yeah, and you aren't The Knuth. And you aren't posting to your own web-page. You are just a stuck-up wannabe on the internet.

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 08:48

>>97
WHOA WHOA WHOA! The computer ate my grave accents.

See? This is terrible. You are terrible.

On the second thought, if punching unicode number in is too tiring for you, you could use a specialized software which would replace double grave accents and apostrophes with proper quotation marks. Set it up to work with your browser. Or you can edit your layout and add proper quotation marks on (for example) "<", ">" keys with Alt+Shift key sequence.

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 08:50

>>98
But then what will I press when I'm doing hardcore programming in HTML?

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 09:26

>>99
Wait, are you coding in your browser? Like, on some web-site instead of FrontPage or notepad?
But anyway, the last sentence meant that you have to press Alt+Shift+< (+>) to input left/right quotation marks. So, typing tags would be fine. And you'd use special entities of quotation marks in your html, right? ttp://htmlhelp.com/reference/html40/entities/special.html

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 09:36

http://i.imgur.com/roTz3.jpg
Somebody made the whole Geeks vs. Nerds issue even worse.

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 09:40

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 09:58

I'm downloading a rom for a 101 Dalmations game for the Gameboy Color. I've lost control of my life

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 10:59

>>101
I still can't tell which one I am

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 11:14

>>101
I strongly disagree with many parts of the image, mostly though the claim that true geeks use a mac while nerds use PCs. I also noted the lack of any label describing nerd fashion choices, to contrast the geeks' "ironic t-shirts". Instead the nerd is merely depicted in the same exaggerated costume that has been a part of American pop culture since the mid-20th century. The idea that only nerds are interested in sci-fi also clashes with my beliefs.
I guess my strong feelings about the issue confirm Munroe's assertion that I must be one or the other, if not both.

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 11:17

I wonder whether getting pandas to breed is more or less of a challenge than trying the same with D&D players.

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 11:38

I read a scary story and now I feel frozen...

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 12:02

I want to poop. But I do't want to get away from my desktop.

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 12:03

>>108
don't*

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 12:54

>>101 hehe except for the will ferrel part, and I wear more band t-shirts than ironic t-shirts, all the geek stereotypes fit me. I'm a little miffed at "techno music" when they probably don't actually mean techno and just mean anything bleepy.

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 13:13

I hope my cat is all right.

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 13:15

>>106
Less, as male pandas do not outnumber female pandas by several hundred to one.

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 13:31

I CAN DO ANYTHING!

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 14:23

OBVSLY, >>113 is the Lizard King.

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 14:54

I hope >>111's cat is all right.

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 14:59

I hope >>111 can afford to pay the vet if >>111's cat turns out not to be all right.

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 15:17

>>97
>>98
Again, complain to the - crowd. They are using an accessible ASCII character as a Unicode substitute. Same with people who use full stops for ellipses, or ' for an apostrophe, or / for fractions.

And my problem with Shift_JIS is that this is what DQN encodes its pages as: not UTF-8. A nice side effect is that I have Japanese text set up to display in Mona, so DQN is all pretty.

Your problem is WakabaMark.

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 16:00

>>117
Your problem is that accessible ASCII substitute is a typewriter quotation mark (" ― http://www.fileformat.info/info/unicode/char/0022/index.htm). And no one, I repeat, no one prevents you from using proper unicode quotation marks if you want to. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quotation_mark#Typing_quotation_marks_on_a_computer_keyboard look, this is easy as hell. And these quotation marks look beautiful unlike double grave accents and apostrophes which look shit followed by a simple ".

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 16:06

  へ-ヘ
  ミ*´ー`ミ  I am >>111's cat, nya~ Everything's cool, nya~
〜(,_uuノ

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 17:12

I don't understand any of this text formatting stuff...

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 17:28

>>120
Learn LaTeX and all will be well. even my captcha for this post is tex, so you can tell the board agrees with me.

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 18:46

Let's just go with the duck.

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 20:40

>>120
LaTeX makes people go all wonky and stuff! Just look at this guy who clings to his apostrophes, even though it's only in TeX they look pretty. And this website is hardly TeX!

http://www.cl.cam.ac.uk/~mgk25/ucs/quotes.html

I mean, there is time and place for everything. But, please, stick to the common or proper typography in places where other people can see your text.

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 21:03

I don't believe I've ever carried out mathematical induction with more than one value to the power of n. This is considerably frustrating.

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 21:42

>>123
This gets linked way too often. ` was described as a left quotation mark (and ' as a right one) in ASCII. The original ASCII. That is, the American Standard Code for Information Interchange. He puts way too much emphasis on X, which came, what, two decades later?

There are a few other problems in the article too, notably that he's guilty of the exact same things he's complaining about (using ASCII symbols instead of their more specific Unicode equivalents). I actually emailed him about all this a year or two ago, but he never replied.

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 05:01

>>125
Yeah, original ASCII, 20 years prior to X. When was that? Why do you still use it? You are missing the point anyway. ` and ' look terrible as quotation marks.

And, nope, he uses “”. So you're kinda wrong on both points.

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 05:14

My boyfriend is quitting LoL because of me and I feel really bad about it

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 05:39

I love how >>123 shows a photo of a German keyboard and then goes on to ignore the fact that the German left quotation mark (U+201E) is put at the bottom of the line, „like this”.

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 05:41

>>128 again. My bad, that should have been „like this“.

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 08:30

>>125

> The original ASCII.

Did not define . That came in the 60s (so did lowercase letters). as left quotation mark in ASCII was a short-lived, single-nation mistake, coming in standards that are now way the hell superceded.

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 08:33

>>130
also, haha i forgot wakabamark processes backticks

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 09:22

>>131
A convenient feature I had not yet heard about. So that's how you get monospace text inside a paragraph! And here I was afraid I'd have to resort to full−width alphanumeric for that sort of thing.

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 10:26

Geordies and mackems and why they all hate each other so much.

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 10:54

I wrote up a post explaining the differences between 4-ch and 4chan to a Japanese speaker on /nihongo/. Would any dokyuns who can read Japanese care to give me constructive criticism?

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 15:02

Thumb tastes like milk.

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 16:53

I'm thinking about thinking. So deep!

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 16:54

>>133
I'm a Mackem and I don't hate Geordies.

But maybe that's because I don't follow football.

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 18:10

>>136
I do that all the time and get nowhere.

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 18:20

What have they done to deserve such a sight? NOTHING.

140 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6873 20:00

I went to a beach. http://i.imgur.com/0cfGO.jpg

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 20:13

>>140
That is some pretty damned mediocre handwriting, if you don't mind me saying so.

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 21:58

>>141
Although my handwriting isn't much better when I try, this sample seems really half assed. You're talking to your only true friends here, grey. Put at least an hour into it. Nice beach though.

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 22:54

The cat I'm taking care of for someone hates me. I put her food and water out and clean her litter box, she hides under the bed for whatever fucking reason she does that for, and we generally try to avoid each other. Any time I get near her she hisses at me, and I tell her to go fuck herself (too bad she can't understand what I'm saying.)

It really seems like this is a trial run for married life.

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 22:57

>>143

D: Maybe she's just high-strung and afraid of strangers. My cat is like that. With me she's very affectionate, but she has never really accepted anyone else. When I've gone on vacation and asked friends to board her, they tell me afterwards that she hid in the closet the whole time, miaouing mournfully, and I have to go into that closet, detach her claws from the carpet, and stuff her in the pet carrier to get her home.

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 23:26

>>144
That's probably it.

I'm just sick of dealing with an animal that either is afraid of or hates me all the time. I like animals fine, but my idea is that they can do their own thing and I don't need to know about it. In any case her owner will be back soon, which should make things less stressful for both of us.

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 23:39

My Twitter icon is a picture of a Slowpoke now

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 23:40

>>143

Why do people talk down on marriage like it is literally hell? You do realize marriage is a choice right? And that it is okay to wait many years before realizing that you really want to live with someone?

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 23:41

>>143 You can't marry a cat you SICKO!

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 23:45

>>147 I'm always hoping for the best and preparing for the worst.

Also, marriage isn't a choice for me. I'm an only child from a traditional family. If I take too long some of my relatives will try to find someone for me and force me into it.

150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 01:40

>>143-144
In general, cats do not like being left in another place with (what are to them) strangers; it's like a nightmare where their home and loving family have been taken from them--one of them is bad enough, both is just-fucking-kill-me-already territory. You can get such cats to accept their new (temporary) reality with some psychological bullshit, but it takes time.

151 Name: orzclones!w69hSItc/I : 1993-09-6874 01:43

You know what the internet needs more of these days? Drama.

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 02:39

>>151 Honey i'm pregnant and it's not yours

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 03:24

>>151
I think so, too. Drama is the most entertaining thing web communities can have. I love stirring the pot.

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 05:28

>>152
You bitch! How dare you address that guy as Honey! I thought I was special! (exit stage left, sobbing and running like a girl)

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 05:39

>>151 I'll call up TNT. They know drama, apparently.

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 06:03

So I ordered this Japanese book published in 1939 the other daym but when it arrived, the pages and cover looked so yellowed that I thought they must have sent me a book from 1912 by mistake. It seems to be the correct book, though, and the publisher information states Shōwa 14 as the year it came out. Think I could still get a partial refund out of this?

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 06:05

Fat girls always wear sunglasses and have a frozen coffee drink in their hand. This one fat gay guy I knew, too.

Do gays find the notion of "as long as they act straight" offensive? Because it's exactly how I feel. If sexual preference is that tied to flamboyance in attitude, then I am truly homophobic and hate all gay people.

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 06:34

>>156 it's just yellowed paper, right? Unless it was advertised in some other condition or extraordinarily expensive or some other unusual circumstance, I wouldn't bother. books is books.

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 07:40

>>158
Well, that and the paper covering the spine of the paperback has largely flaked off. I did pay only 1050 yen (plus shipping), and the description pointed out that the book showed "the usual signs of age", also the printing inside hasn't faded noticeably, so I guess I could let it go.

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 10:44

It's 2012. There is no excuse to be a homophobe.

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 11:21

It's 2012. There is no excuse to be a homosexual.

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 11:39

It's 2012. There is no excuse to be making arguments based solely on chronology.

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 11:44

It's 1993. You three are idiots.

164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 11:45

> 1993
> People say that it's 2012.

165 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6874 11:54

Do you think aliens would have a hard time learning how to operate human-build machinery?

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 12:25

>>165 I had a hard time learning how to operate your mum.

titter titter chuckle

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 12:34

>>166
<a href=http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340449343/>Posting in the wrong thread</a>? I know that feel, bro.

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 12:50

>>167
Forgetting to set the right formatting before hitting Reply? Can't say I know that one.

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 15:22

Fucking Minecraft server, why aren't you online? Don't you know I have time to be wasting‽

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 16:05

Turns out "woman" comes from the Old English word "wifman" (female human; male human was "werman") and does not mean "of man". Similar deal with "male" and "female".

My crazy feminist English language teacher lied to me!

171 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6874 16:05

>>166
I'm not a robot, I'm a little living boy.

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 16:26

>>171
[ ´ɯ`] BUZZ CLICK

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 18:15

I need to stop getting involved with younger people. They're cute but so juvenile and clingy.

174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 18:52

>>173
Same.

...

Heh.

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 21:00

Good night, DQN.

176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 21:05

>>173>>174 i hope i never come to this realisation...

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 22:01

>>173
"Clingy" is the most stupid word in the world ever.

I want to go back to the old days where people would marry within months. Even if most people would (and probably did) end up miserable.

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 22:57

>>177
Well, most young girls don't get highly attached for any good reason at all. They want some fairy tale idea of love that doesn't mean anything but compassion without basis, a reciprocal closeness bound only by how "close" you appear to be. Also I think these "old days" you are talking about were when arranged marriages were predominant.

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 23:12

>>177
No, clingy is a very descriptive and useful word. It describes well the sort of person who won't allow her boyfriend a single day alone, who leaves him text messages when he's at work and wants always to know where he is and what he's doing and to likewise share her own location and doings. The sort who thinks if a couple spends a week apart, they're in a bad relationship.

Some guys like this, I'm sure. One man's "clingy" is another man's "dedicated", after all.

180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 23:26

>>177

"Clingy" works when the person just doesn't know how to relinquish their feelings for you.

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 23:48

>>179

> Some guys like this, I'm sure. One man's "clingy" is another man's "dedicated", after all.

I was about to say: I would quite like this.

I can understand how people would find it annoying, but even though I like my personal space I would really enjoy having someone cling to me 24/7. As long as they don't go full-on yandere, of course.

182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 00:14

I try to subtly split imperatives whenever I can.

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 00:24

It would be good if my girl was slightly more yandere

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 01:57

>>181
Well, for me it maybe depends on the sort of girl. I would have to really be crazy about her in the same way she is about me for it to work. Otherwise it just would get tedious and grating.

185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 03:48

i love clingy girls

186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 04:28

I'm very clingy, I wish my man was more clingy
Nothing turns me on more than two people who are obsessed with each other

187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 04:58

>>186
You sound like you would enjoy Chikamatsu's bunraku plays.

188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 05:29

>>186
Specifically, this one.

189 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 05:36

>>186
I know how you mean. The last person I was with was really avoidant, it was the worst ;_;

190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 05:37

>>187
Speaking of which, bunraku puppets creep me the fuck out. The first time after I had to watch a performance in class, I had recurring nightmares for the better part of a week.

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 07:58

Somehow, I'm reminded of Shiraki Aeka.

192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 10:40

>>186
>>189
Really, if you push him further with clingyness, more often than not he'll end up running away. Well, I can't speak for most men. But some of us are just like that. Give us some goddamn breathing room, please.

Clingy girls drive me out of my mind (in the bad way.) Unless I find the sort of girl I can obsess over, that unlikely one in 100,000+, I just want someone who's as independent as I am. But again, I can only speak for myself.

Sorry for being all serious, but this brought up some nasty memories for me.

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 11:33

Posting on DQN is way slow compared to other boards.

Optimize your scripts, WAHa.06x36!

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 12:27

Something.

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 14:30

Just saw the porn title "Son's friend to watch pro wrestling,Mother VS Younger Brother's friend-in-law"

What the hell is a friend-in-law?

196 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 16:01

I'm hungry.

197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 16:29

>>196
As am I.

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 16:37

Clingyness is the worst when, even after you leave and say go away & stop stalking to me, they follow you around.

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 16:48

>>195
Your wife's friends who you kind of hang out with but really don't want to.

200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 17:24

>>195
I know some people have little sister fetishes, but is there really a market for... what is it, "Younger Brother's Friend-in-law" fetish porn?

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 18:36

>>192

Don't worry, I know when to stop.

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 20:08

Last night I dreamed I went to the local library and made a delicious sandwich out of their books.

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 23:55

Christians got butthurt over Oreo supporting gay rights or whatever and threatened to ban it.
I laughed my ass off at this. http://imgur.com/a/akJCS

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 00:12

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES.
I'm in now.

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 00:20

4chan has some scheduled downtime tonight.

I expect to see nothing but shitposts here when I wake up.

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 03:31

>>203
Nobody should use Facebook anyway. Ever.

207 Name: VIPPER : 1993-09-6876 04:41

>>205
GUESS WHAT!

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 05:08

Why does the racist thread exist? Its disgusting

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 06:19

>>208
It's a big part of the reason the shiptoasting thread was created in the first place.

Also, which racist thread are you referring to?

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 08:04

Stop killing people, dammit!

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 09:34

I'm bored, and I do bad things when I get bored. Interesting, though. Bad and interesting.

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 09:34

>>210
Killjoy.

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 10:23

I REQUIRE MORE CAKE, MORTAL

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 12:04

No, rain. You aren't allowed to happen until I get home.

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 12:17

I wish I could access DQN from my mobile phone.

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 15:18

I wonder if it's just one person doing it. That's be pretty pathetic.

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 20:03

You are a good person.

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 21:07

>>215
I wish we could post from mobile.pl

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 21:45

>>218
Me too. Squeeks, if you're reading this, add that in sometime.

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 22:18

>>219,218,215
You can't? I've totally drunk-posted here while out on my phone before.

221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 23:16

>>220
With kareha.pl, sure... but not mobile.pl!

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 23:23

The links in >>209 made >>210's post number blue!

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 23:27

>>218
Third.

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 01:10

I'm being set up with someone by a family friend who I've exchanged no direct words with, ever. This whole thing is highly disturbing to me. My tastes and desires are not of the normal kind, which has caused problems for me in my relationships, so I'm not very optimistic about this. Especially considering the person doing the fixing up - I can't imagine any of her friends are the type I'd get along with.

But what the hell! I always take chances. Life is nothing without taking chances.

225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 01:24

>>224
I hope she's cute!

226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 01:39

>>225
Thanks! I doubt that's the case, but I also hope so.

227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 02:17

>>224

You don't have to if you don't want to...

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 04:20

>>227
I've got nothing else going on, so I may as well.

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 05:42

I have a feeling I'll be sick tomorrow, but I sure hope not.

230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 07:01

Wait what
Isn't it weird for a couple to not talk for a few weeks?

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 08:06

I wonder if I'll actually manage the "artifact/relic" thing tonight. The patterns still require a lot of attention.

232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 08:50

>>230

Yeah.

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 08:56

I can't stop thinking about a girl from my dreams. There's only two problems, though- she's not real, and she's a cross between a gargoyle and SCP-173.

234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 09:44

>>232
Then what is all that conversation about clinginess about? This is what happens when I ignore DQN for a while.

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 10:47

I never would have guessed how good it feels to stick pointed objects into my ears.

236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 11:12

Technically, allowing the government any say in the definition of marriage is un-Christian. Both straight and gay marriage should be called civil unions before the law, as marriage is a church sacrament.

237 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 11:15

http://www.jlist.com/product/ADT617 Am I the only one terrified by the idea of sticking one's erect dick into that thing? Also, why does it lack the "sold as a novelty only" disclaimer on all similar goods they sell?

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 12:47

>>237

That's hot as fuck, I wish I had a dick to stick in it.

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 13:30

I almost forgot how incredibly shitty internet explorer 6 is. I cannot even open new tabs.

240 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 14:11

Wow, that cat sure is patient. What do you want little cat? I finally started petting you, is that all you want? You've been trying to get my attention for the past ten minutes.

241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 14:31

It's 32 degrees Celsius in the shade. I wish I could go and check my mailbox in the nude, but living on the top floor of a high-rise apartment block (and not even having the apartment to myself) makes that a little difficult.

242 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 17:25

I am so fucking tired of this shit.

243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 17:41

>>239
In the old days, we had a form of tabs that worked with any "app" and appeared in a single, centralized location.

We called them "windows".

244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 17:51

>>230 there's a difference between not talking for a few weeks and not talking every god damn day

245 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 18:32

If you have a significant other, you do not belong in DQN

246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 18:42

Homestuck is a comic about autistic teenagers roleplaying.

247 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 18:46

>>246
I still need to read this. I read the first few "arcs", and it was pretty fun but I completely cannot understand how it has the fanbase it does. Something probably went way over my head.

In a way, it reminds me of Kid Radd.

248 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 18:52

>>245
What if my significant other is a fictional character?

249 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 19:03

Finally upgraded to Windows XP from Vista.

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 20:00

>>247
Agreed about the fanbase part. To be honest, it's such a vast and complicated storyline, I don't understand how so many idiots love it. Is it the prospect of BL or what?

Not that I think it's deep or anything. I just think it's too meaty for babies to chew.

251 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 20:01

>>249

That's no an upgrade.

252 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 20:35

>>249 get an imac n00b

253 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 21:02

>>245

Why?

254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 21:07

I agree with >>253. /dqn/ is not /lonelynerds/.

255 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 21:08

>>253 i guess he's right, it's not very dqn, and the realisation with sadness that i perhaps have ascended away from myself as a dokyun in this way has hit me rather forcefully. I suddenly feel like a right gaijin!

256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 21:14

>>255
What's wrong with being right, even if you are a foreign devil?

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 21:16

I want to lucid dream.

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 21:18

>>256 I meant I realised now I have a stable relationship I don't feel very DQN anymore, and it feels a bit rude of me to be amongst you now.

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 21:37

>>257
Good luck! I'm attempting the same. This website is fairly useful.

>>258
You could always just not talk about it. In general, I can't help but feel we're starting to talk about our own lives too much (I'm somewhat guilty of this as well).

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 22:17

To be honest, I have a strange respect for people who bring up their marriages or relationships in a non-obnoxious manner. I'm a shut-in NEET, but I'm happy to be among real grown-ups.

261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 22:21

>>259 Oh, I don't talk about it, and I agree there is a lot of blog posts, hopefully that blog thread will soak up some of them, but I can't help no longer feeling an affinity to the DQN archetype, vague though the chap may be. Maybe other things affect other things>

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 22:22

No, this isn't allowed. I'm always the one who can accomodate every eventuality; I'm not allowed to be overwhelmed. Of course I get tired, but I don't just get tired of life. What am I supposed to say or think? "It's just too much?" Of course it fucking isn't, how could it be. I don't need naps. I don't need rest. Even my "relaxing" hobbies aren't really relaxing, and that's just exactly how it should be. I'm not going to post this. My beloved, I won't fail you. But to attempt it in this state - we remember what happened the time before last. I cannot put myself through that again. I'm not going to post this. My love, I cannot even see you. Where are you? Where are you? No, I cannot sleep. I can throw off most of my obligations for tonight but this one still stands. I don't even have the patterns, besides something vague involving cogwheels and flowers. I have no idea what the sleeves are to be like. The hat - likewise, no idea. Perhaps just the original? The straw hat inspired one? I'm going to fucking end up posting this, aren't I. Oh, but the wings. If I can make this work then it will all be worth it. It will all be worth it. My guardian atop my bed, how could my subconscious defy me then? I swear I'm not actually insane. I shouldn't post this. Is one picture ever enough? Oh, my poor head. Poor me. Please have some pity.

I cannot conclude this at all.

263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 22:22

I wish she would message me back already. And that my other friends did not have a gig tomorrow. I have nothing to do after work.
Fuck.
Oh well. I guess I'll just go to Selah Cafe and Internet for a few hours.

264 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 22:28

>>262
Making a cosplay?

265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 22:41

>>264
No; drawing a picture.

I'm sorry I posted that.

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 23:20

>>265
Why? Don't be. It made no sense and was fun and funny to read.

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 23:52

I just got a captcha that I've had before, I wonder if it means something. quetution

re: significant others, I've had significant others on and off since 2007, in no way has it affected my posts on DQN. I take that shit to /love/!

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 00:36

>>267
It has now Buddy!

MAn Texhnolyze is so cooool

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 00:43

I don't think that talking about our lives is a non-DQN thing, >>259. Maybe we don't really have anyone who will care, even remotely, other than fellow dokyuns?

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 03:01

>>269
As long as we keep it in the threads whose themes aren't expressly and exclusively DQN QUALITY, I think it's okay. Personally, you guys are the only ones I feel comfortable telling anything to. And as for having no one else who cares, they can rest assured at least some of us will listen with an open heart.

271 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 04:25

>>247 one word: shippers.

272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 14:41

I could really do with a cat right now.

273 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 14:54

>>272
I could really do with a girl right now, but a cat is fine too.
vc: reape

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 15:26

Sleep...I must sleep.

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 15:27

  へ-ヘ
  ミ*´ー`ミ  I'll have to ask you not to rape me, nya~
〜(,_uuノ

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 16:36

>>275
Thanks, now I'm even more turned on. Your resistance only makes etc. and all that.

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 17:15

Gawd, I love Regina Speltor.

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 17:16

>>277

AGH

( ˃ Д˂) *SPEKTOR

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 18:00

I sent an e-mail today, I hope it got through or didn't get blocked.

280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 18:04

http://i41.tinypic.com/34rt3d1.jpg

see the gorilla

be the gorilla

281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 18:46

>Near-horizontal rain thanks to mighty gusts of wind, barely able to open my room door on return from the toilet because of all the air pressure, my windows violently tilting open and shut by themselves ...

I'm OK with this.
( ゚ ヮ゚) In fact I'm ecstatic!

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 18:55

It's possible to light a cigarette with a magnifying glass.

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 22:06

http://archive.picturesforsadchildren.com/55/
This comic does a suprisingly good job of depicting how I feel right now.

284 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 22:16

>>283
I was wondering what this comic was called, thanks.

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 22:25

>>282
Hell yeah it is. We had a big fresnel lens from an old big screen TV that we used to not only light cigarettes, but also to reduce the ends to ash too... and put burn marks in the concrete... and blind ourselves. That thing is pretty terrifying...

286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 23:15

>>285
There was a time in the US, back in the late 1990s, when a now nearly-defunct dialup Internet service provider called "America Online" shipped free setup CDs out as junk mail to every address they could find on the continent.

People found novel uses for the CDs:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uADnSZszD-s

My favorite, which I can no longer find online, was a solar cooker that focused sunlight using the shiny sides of several hundred old AOL CDs and could be used to fry sausages, melt metal for recycling, fire pottery, or inscribe one's initials on the surface of the Moon. It was less of a "solar cooker" and more of a "death ray," come to think of it.

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 23:19

>>286
Are you from the future?!

My favourite was the campaign to collect a few hundred thousand of them and dump them on AOL HQ.

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 02:15

>>285
Oh when I was younger I used to screw around with those too. Careless experiments are always a lot of fun.

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 02:34

You turn me on so hard!

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 02:36

My fetish is to cosplay while I let him do dirty things to me. I have no idea how to explain this.

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 02:56

>>290
I don't think it requires explanation.

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 09:39

Only five minutes left, god damn it. Also I'm twitching again.

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 09:51

I think I have found my husbando.

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 09:55

WHAT IF WE HADN'T BEEN EACH OTHER AT THE SAME TIME

>>293
Congratulations.

295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 10:25

>>293
Who is it?

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 10:30

>>295

It's Nanba Mutta from Space Brothers. He's precious and I want to take care of him forever...

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 10:33

>>296
Make sure to treat him with the love and affection he deserves.

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 12:57

>>286

>could be used to fry sausages, melt metal for recycling, fire pottery, or inscribe one's initials on the surface of the Moon.
>inscribe one's initials on the surface of the Moon.

I'm going to need some more info on this from you. I have tons of old CDs that I could actually use for something. Ever since thumbdrives came out I don't know what to do with CDs anymore. But a fuel-less way to melt metal would be very useful to me.

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 13:53

>>298
They were arranged in such a fashion so that the shiny sides reflected light to focus it on a specific point in space. There is a word for this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heliostat

With enough CDs you could become a supervillain and threaten to burn satellites out of orbit, or write graffiti on the Moon.

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 14:15

Did you know the Scottish have some funny names for what is otherwise fairly normal food?

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 15:05

>>300
Not as bad as Wales. They have a food called "Welsh rarebit". It's basically cheese on toast and it contains no "rarebit" (which isn't even a real world) nor rabbit. And top it all off, it isn't even Welsh!

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 15:27

I think Wales is a silly name for a country.

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 15:49

>>302
It's not like they knew whales and wails were going to be modern English words. Leave them alone.

304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 16:18

>>299
Oh I see. Do you know of a guide to making such a heliostat? I've been googling various forms of how to make a DIY heliostat from old CDs and found nothing.

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 17:35

>>301
Meanwhile the English have "faggots" (pork meatballs) and "spotted dick" (apparently similar to what's called "bread pudding" in the US.)

>>303
But when the name was coined it meant "place where people speak a foreign language."

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 20:20

Fuck manliness, it's time for fairies.

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 00:17

Being proud of liking non-masculine things is manly as hell

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 00:23

I'm a big manly man with enough muscles in my arm to use it as a nutcracker on kittens. Which I do, quite often.

309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 00:46

>>306
>>307
>>308

You're all bitches.

310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 07:54

I've had Danse Carribe stuck in my head for two days runni--

THEN ONE DAY YOU'D HAD IT
EXILED YOUR CLOOOSE ADVIIISORS
OUSTED YOUR DOG, YOUR RABBIT
YOU'RE THROOOUGH WITH PACIFIIIERS

311 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 09:24

Let's think less and feel more. Oh, alcohol. Your charm is dangerous, isn't it?

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 09:53

Lewdness gets really old.

313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 10:23

Waking up with headaches (for no reason) is awful. Ahh!

314 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 11:27

My friend read all the scripts to Red Dwarf before he ever botehred watching a single episode. He was terribly disappointed by the low production values of the show and choice of actors portraying the roles. So basically, he enjoyed reading the series rather than actually watching it.

It got me thinking. So much of anime is just dead air: people walking down a street, staring out a window, people locked in battle, opening and closing credits, and other wastes of time. If a series were deconstructed back into story boards, an episode might take five minutes or less to read instead of watching it for a half hour.

Let's be honest. I think a lot of us are only watching this stuff to be remain part of "the culture" anyway. Why not free up our valuable time for more depressing things? Never mind, I just figured it out.

315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 11:42

I'm falling in love with a certain popular shonen. This can't be good.

316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 11:44

>>314
Good idea with the story boards. I'm sure no one's thought of selling those in Japan before :-)

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 11:47

>>314
But the whole point of Red Dwarf (and where most of its humour derived from) was the characters interacting with each other. And Craig Charles, Chris Barrie, etc. did a great job at that. Hell, the good casting choices couldn't be more obvious with Holly. When Norman Lovett quit and Hattie Hayridge took over with the same lines intended for him, Holly lost his charm.

Your friend is stupid and he should just read books.

318 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 11:48

>>314

>I think a lot of us are only watching this stuff to be remain part of "the culture" anyway.

I object, sir. I watch anime for cute things.

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 11:50

>>314
Read manga, then. Almost the same as storyboards. Or go straight for the light novels.

320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 12:04

Star Wars could be cut down to ten minutes, easily. We don't meet Luke until about ten minutes in which is dumb. Then there's all the meeting people and character interaction, a.k.a. boring filler. What should happen:

  1. Luke finds droids.
  2. Jump cut to Millennium Falcon in space.
  3. Jump cut to Luke getting in his X-Wing (include Han, but cut most of the dialogue).
  4. Condensed Death Star sequence. Nobody cares about "Biggs Darklighter" or "Garven Dreis". Luke just blows up the Death Star.
  5. They all get medals. No need to show them walking up (if I wanted to watch people walking, I'd go outside).
  6. Credits roll. They're longer than the film.

321 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 13:08

Let's be honest here, most works of fiction, books, movies, or anime, could all have their plots heavily condensed. If you are getting bored of all the padding you should probably take a break from consuming media of that type.

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 13:29

323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 13:39

Could we condense DQN?

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 14:08

>>323
[Overdone] ITT the previous poster toasts ships [SJIS emoticons] [Kopipe] [Part 9001] (998)

325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 14:32

>>324
If that's actually what you think of it, then you shouldn't even be here.

326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 15:04

>>323
Instant DQN! Just add water! (shouldn't this be in /food/, though?)

327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 17:13

>>314
watch subbed animu at 2x speed as a time saver when you don't want to savor the flavor

most people can read faster than they can listen

328 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 19:17

>>314 I like anime but I'd hate to think of myself as part of "the culture", I keep it a secret and stay away from forums etc and try to stay ignorant of it all, finding anime I like purely by chance or linked from ones I enjoy

329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 19:41

>>328
This. In fact, I recommend this for anything. Every fanbase is awful and everyone has strong opinions. The day I stopped reading reviews and blogs and forums was the day I learned to enjoy things a lot more. It's quite astounding how many anime I've liked but most people hated, or films the critics loved but I thought were awful.

I know that at least one person reading this is living their lives by Rotten Tomato scores or what some forum thinks, even if they don't realize it. Accept nothing but factual data, and only then will you achieve satori.

330 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6880 20:20

>>329
Hunh. That's a pretty good way to think about it.
Naruto is still awful though.

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 21:38

I wonder how many people who constantly bitch that pop music these days sucks ass compared to the 1980s understand the reasons behind that. Mainly, '80s music only seems generally superior because the only songs from that time that get airplay today are all members of the tiny subset that has withstood the test of time and remains popular over 22 years after it came out.

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 21:59

>>329
I came to this realization about video games a while ago. A lot of people seem to judge games in terms of other games and then reason along the lines of "This is not like my FAVORITE GAME in aspect X, so it's a CRAPPY GAME." e.g. "bad controls" sometimes actually means "you have to be willing to get used to how it controls before you can enjoy it, because it's a bit different from <popular game that is similar, superficially or otherwise>."

333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 23:41

>>331
What's funny is, a lot of the same artists are still going and making great music, but people don't care so much.
Props to the Pet Shop Boys fans in whichever thread it was. Perfect example.

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 08:12

Cogs and gears look pretty.

335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 08:13

Ex says she lost my Touhou shirt. See her tagged in a few pictures. She's wearing my god damn shirt.

336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 08:28

>>335
You're better off without her.

337 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 08:36

>>335 ouch.

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 10:42

This is incredibly childish.

339 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 12:12

The Elitist Superstructure is not being elitist enough.

340 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 18:35

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340984667/41
On principle I never post in shitty threads (hence why I'm responding in this thread) but I absolutely must agree with you. I don't come here to read about other people's everyday lives, nor do I particularly feel the need to tell everyone about mine. I think that, somewhat like the shitposting thread, people just post in it because it's there. It doesn't actually reduce the number of blog/shit posts in other threads because they wouldn't have been prompted to post it otherwise.

Instead, of course, the newbies get the idea that this is what they're supposed to be posting, and DQN comes one step closer to 4chan. Nonetheless, I'm well aware that this post probably won't solve a damned thing. The best solution is, of course, to make a significant number of good posts in order to offset the shitty ones.

341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 18:42

>>340
We're all dokyuns on this bus.

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 20:12

>>340
The funny thing is that world2ch already has the same thread and they do it much better. People who want to blog about their lives should just do it there: http://world2ch.org/board/kareha.pl/1321792296/

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 20:29

>>340
this is a shitty thread encouraging shitposts too. it's just an establishment by now.

344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 21:28

>>342
What the fuck sort of response is that?

SAoVQ has a LOL HAPPY THINGS VIPPERS xDD thread, so we shouldn't post them here!

And I hear /lounge/ has a current thoughts thread, why are you fags here instead?

Fucking faggot.

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 22:31

>>342
world2ch died when a certain few underage tripfags decided they fit in.

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 01:16

>>345
Archduke was the first person on the site after Klang. Your argument is invalid.

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 13:20

I wish everyone would just fuck off and die.

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 13:59

>>347

Me too, anon.

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 15:37

>>347 >>348
*cuts your wrists*

350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 18:52

(;´Д`)Guys guys! Why can't we all just be friends? Why can't things just go back to the way they were before? Remember when we were children, in the summer, with blue popsicles and hanabi? So we should all get along and be happy onegai!

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 19:38

>>350
Shut the fuck up you fucking weeaboo.

Oh I know four words of Japanese and have a text file of 2channel emoticons! Better shoehorn those into all my posts!

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 21:05

>>346
That dude was like 8 years old when world2ch started.

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 21:09

>>351
Looks like someone needs a hug (*゚-゚) 

354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 22:15

Stop being angry...

355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 22:41

>>351
Two words: fuck you, nigger.

356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 23:34

>>352
that wasnt funny because its not a joke

357 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6883 02:55

I miss the old DQN. Back before people from 4chan posted, back before people trolled, back before people got mad. I remember when Shii, squeeks, halcy, MrVacBob, anon, and all of the other big names in the textboard scene used to come and chill here with us. What happened? Where has our former glory gone? Why did our gods leave us here in this wasteland of quality?

358 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6883 03:04

>>357

>the textboard scene

This sounds silly.

359 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6883 03:24

>>357

>what happened

Shii and other tripfags left. Who wants ponyfags anyway?

360 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6883 09:43

>the textboard scene
>What happened?

http://www.epsilonminus.com/godhatesthescene/

361 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6883 11:27

Do you even love me?

362 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6883 11:33

Goddamnit, that should have been platypodes. Oh well, too late now.

363 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6883 13:13

I find that quality ebbs and flows. Just go with it and try not to get too nostalgic.

364 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6883 13:30

>>357

> Back before people from 4chan posted
> Shii, squeeks, halcy, MrVacBob, anon,

Herp derp.

And god forbid people from 4chan are posting on a 50% 4chan spin-off site.

365 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6883 14:51

I always thought of this place as more of a Something Awful spinoff site, myself.

366 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6883 16:00

>>360
404 - Not Found

>>364
God forbid people from 4chan to post like on 4chan on a spin-off site. The purpose of this site, however, is that people from 4chan used to post like they are not on 4chan.

367 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6883 16:03

I misread "Train Man" for "mantrain".

368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6883 16:04

>>366
>>357-san only said "before people from 4chan posted". I visit 4chan and so do a lot of people here.

A lot of the memes and catchphrases are the same anyway, thanks to the same userbase, BBS style, culture, interests, etc.

369 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6883 16:26

>>366
Apparently God hates "God Hates the Scene." (;;o_o)

370 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6883 21:25

371 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6884 01:10

BUGS BUGS BUGS BUGS BUGHS AAAAAAAAAAAA

372 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 01:27

I'm not even high and the style of the 7th episode of Katagatari is really fucking with me.

373 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 01:27

Katanagatari*

374 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 02:52

I can't get drunk anywhere without her inviting herself and expecting me to care of her all god damn night because she can't handle a little vodka.

375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 03:54

I wonder how long that cp will stay on the front page of SaoVQ.

376 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 06:25

It's been 4 days but I finally got some.

377 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 06:30

>>357

>big names in the textboard scene

Fuck off to the phpBB that spawned you, please.

378 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 07:27

What's the weather like up there, Andrew-kun?

379 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 09:22

>>378
It's raining again.

380 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 11:30

NIHONGO TIME BITCHES

381 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6885 10:53

I love you.

382 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6885 11:01

Getting drunk and talking to your long-distance girlfriend who is also drunk is pretty awesome.

383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6885 15:31

I am going to Seaworld today.

384 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6885 16:26

If I pump the volume on these synths any more I'm going to di

385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6885 17:17

...did >>384 just die?

386 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6885 17:34

>>385
Yes. The funeral services will be held on July 10th.

387 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6885 17:51

>>386
What‽ But it's still only September!

388 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6885 18:51

>>387
Funerals don't come cheap, you know. His family has to save up first.

389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6885 20:15

>>351
Look like somebodys...new.
>>378
HOT!

390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6885 21:57

YEAH!

391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 00:27

I loves moths so much. Butterflies as well.

392 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 12:12

The pattern continues forever under the bathmats as well.

393 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 19:43

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 19:50

My lover is hogging the bandwidth, but I'm sure he's thinking the same about me.

395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 20:33

I wonder if you could autotune a C64 chiptune until it sounds like Hatsune Miku played through a cheapass tinny speaker.

396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 21:46

The Sanxion theme is stuck in my head.

397 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 07:55

I can hardly wait for my Monday cake.

398 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 09:55

Cake cake cake cake where's my cake.

399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 10:11

Monday cake, Monday cake, wherefore art thou Monday cake...

400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 10:12

I do believe this is a 400GET.

401 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 11:30

I prefer Christmas cake. (why, yes, that was a double entendre)

402 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 15:03

I have eaten my Monday cake and all is well with the world.

In other news, guess what the state of Michigan is shaped like!

403 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6887 15:37

Posting from a samsung galaxy I found on the side of the road!

404 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6887 15:42

Posting from a samsung galaxy I found on the side of the road!

405 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 16:26

>>404

That's the phone I have... huh.

406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 18:16

>>402 which one is michigan? i am not good with america

407 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 18:28

>>405
You mean the phone you had.

408 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6887 20:36

>>405
Did you smash the screen on yours and huck it out the window of your car while driving down a road in Winslow Maine?
http://i.imgur.com/se3xi.jpg

409 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 22:57

>>406
( ゚ ヮ゚) The one shaped like a mitten, of course.
( ˃ ヮ˂) Mittens!

410 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 23:13

>>408
You're Caucasian?

Welp, there goes what little respect I had for you.

411 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 23:34

>>410 racist.

412 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 23:53

>>411
Silly dokkyun, non-whites can't be racist.

413 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 02:36

It's just like how women can't be sexist, isn't it.

414 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 02:38

Anyone can be racist and sexist...

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 02:42

Is ethnic nationalism racist?

416 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 02:51

Nationality =/= race, so no.

417 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 05:35

>>414

racism= privilege+power

people of color and women can have internalized racism and sexism, but since they do not benefit from it and the power structures behind it the same way a privileged person does it is not the same

418 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 05:56

What really gets me is when every kind of sexism towards women is called misogynist (this is a very popular use of the term in "feminist" circles), even though it really ought to refer to a fairly specific kind of sexism towards women (consider the man, for example, who is sexist towards women on virtue of basically using them as fucktoys, but is not necessarily going around with the "nah, I won't let you ___ because you're a woman and can't do it right" type attitude).

It ruins the stigma the term once had by turning the majority of human beings into misogynists. Oh the irony... feminism is about empowering everyone by denigrating nobody, yet here they are, ruining the language and we are powerless to stop it. Anti-bigot bigots are hypocrites, and have thus earned my ire.

Also the VC for this post is ho, which must be symbolic of something or other. I will choose to believe it is symbolic of this video, which is fairly convincing evidence that a bowl judgment of the apocalypse may have spilled a few drops prematurely: ttp://youtu.be/T6j4f8cHBIM

419 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 09:52

I really like her... but she identifies as being genderqueer, so maybe "her" isn't the best word.

420 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 10:25

I feel the Earth move.

421 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 11:31

>>417
But that's not what racism is!!
And people can have internalised racism (agains themselves), but they can also be racist against people of other races. Are you implying that's not true?

422 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 14:28

Delicious frilly pantsu for meeee~

423 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6888 14:31

LET'S TAP LET'S TAP
FUTURE TAP ENGAUGE

424 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 15:41

>>423, are you talking about tap dancing?

425 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 15:52

>>417
Ah yes, redefine the terms to a non-standard definition that suits your purposes rather than making an actual argument.

You'd probably make a good buddy for Richard Stallman.

426 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 15:54

Let's stop arguing. This is all getting too serious for DQN. (っ◕‿◕)っ ♥

427 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 15:58

>>426
Agreed.

So... um... anyone seen any interesting cloud formations recently?

428 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 16:07

No interesting cloud formations recently, no.

But it was very hot here for the past few weeks, then cooled off considerably over the weekend. So I celebrated by barbecuing some pork ribs. I did not do anything very fancy with them, though--I just covered them with dry spices and cooked them, and served them with pre-made sauce from a bottle. They were okay, and the leftovers are in the refrigerator.

429 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 16:41

Hot capillary action.

430 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 18:29

Forever drunk. What a feeling.

431 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 19:25

>>430
Forever hungover; an even worse feeling.

432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 20:38

I find food a bother. I can enjoy it, sure, but I don't cook nor go out to eat, and I don't really have favourite foods. I have also had a bit of an eating disorder, I think, and it might not be completely gone.

It's probably silly, but I'm worried that I'll fall in love with a "foodie", since I feel so inadequate.

433 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 20:41

There is this cute girl I want to get to know better and sleep with, but the catch is she's extremely right wing. For some reason, this makes me want to do it even more.

434 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 20:49

>>432
My attitude to food is like a sine wave. I go from "ugh, food is a pain" where I'll often go a day or more without eating, to "I LOVE FOOD" where it's one of my greatest pleasures and I get fat quickly.

If you're very indifferent about food and don't mind a lack of variety, try eating something balanced but rather plain. For me it's usually chicken soup + wholemeal bread + fruit/vegetable smoothies. I've never bothered working out the numbers and I'm probably missing some important nutrient, but I regularly go weeks with nothing but these.

435 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 22:49

I had anal sex with Nagato Yuki in a dream yesterday, and I can't believe how odd the sensation was.

436 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 01:17

I have to ask, >>435. Did you stick it in her pooper, or did she materialize something or other and put it in yours? Because that's just how all of Haruhi's weird little friends roll.

437 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 06:19

>>432
I dislike food too.

438 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 09:38

I had a dream in which a dokyun was playing a puzzle game involving making children get off a rock in the middle of the ocean. It reminded me of Lord of the Flies somehow.

439 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 13:39

>>436
Good question. I actually slid it straight in her pooper after pulling her panties aside. Without any lube.

I kept worrying that she was feeling uncormfortable, though, and I was very hesitant. She didn't seem to be feeling any pain, though.

440 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 15:04

>>438 sounds sexy, but i don't think rocks can be sexually aroused

441 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 18:10

This board is named after the shorthand abbreviation for dokyun, right?

442 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 19:02

>>441
Prior to reading your comment I had never seen the word "dokyun" but I looked up and now I'm agreeing with your asking.

443 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 19:03

I just made a fool out of myself with all of those typos that I made.

444 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 20:53

I cannot stand to regress.

445 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 22:45

446 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6889 23:03

Firefox mobile is awesome.

447 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 23:37

I hate sluts and people should be more pure.

448 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6890 08:00

More shrines! More temples! More angel paintings!

449 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6890 10:58

I have known this girl for a grand total of not even a whole week and she thinks she loves me already. But I'm incapable of love or affection and just kind of feel bad for her.

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6890 11:25

So the other day I was finally friend-zoned by my girlfriend of over seven years, whom I got engaged to nearly six years ago. Doesn't feel as horrible as I expected, even though I still love her.

451 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6890 11:32

452 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6890 17:21

Ice cream! I wonder if I should tell them or not.

453 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6890 18:35

>>451
Yes, you see.

454 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6890 18:49

http://i.imgur.com/l2wkz.gif

looks like it says fourpen
captcha is not fourpen

what's up with that?

455 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6890 19:34

>>454
All I know is that I've repeatedly had the captcha image stay the same after posting, but the same captcha as before was not accepted and so I kept having to wait until I could refresh the captcha. Seems to be related to memory issues with my browser.

456 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6890 20:29

AHhahahhahha
Fingers twitching again
Hard to type
AHhghahhaha
Lunatic 1cc
ahahahhhhhh

457 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6890 20:34

>>441,442 hey hi welcome where you from

458 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6890 21:17

Dokyun - one Internet, makes derogatory term used in Nihongo slang.Yankee (bad) and disease, poor head as violent violent people, you can use lack of knowledge by using an error referring to the poor.

459 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6890 21:49

>>457

Somewhere else

460 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6891 04:22

>>450

>engaged for six years

Jesus christ no wonder she left you.

461 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6891 04:55

My captcha was wi.

462 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6891 05:39

must suck for engaged dqn

poured 40oz out of my piss jar onto the street for you homie

463 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6891 05:49

>>462

Engagement is a choice though, so why would it suck?

464 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6891 08:06

Turns out I don't like guro after all.

465 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6891 09:37

>>464
... yikes. I'm sorry.

466 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6891 10:18

>>463
*formerly engaged

Man Finnegans Wake is a fucking FASCINATING book. I've been rereading it recently. It's surprising how much it changes, how much the book grows with you. I originally wrote it off as being just silly bullshit (that wasn't even silly!) but I feel that shows me much better than any mirror ever could. Goddamn it's so exciting.

467 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6891 15:51

>>466
Tokiko, have you only read five books or something?

You remind me of when I was about your age and I showed one of my friends some bad racing game for the PlayStation. He hadn't really played many video games before so it completely blew his mind, and for months he wouldn't shut up to everyone about what an amazing game it was.

468 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6891 19:16

>>467 what game was it?

469 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6891 19:42

Why are people on /jp/ still stalking and harassing me? I haven't posted there for months.

470 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6891 20:01

For too long have they stolen our time from us. Enough! Tonight the hours are ours and ours alone!

471 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6891 20:44

>>467
Not "Tokiko" but Finnegans Wake is perhaps the greatest work of literature of all time. It's not right at all to compare it with some "bad racing game" because it is the magnum opus of who is considered the best author in the English language. Finnegans Wake is an important book within the context postmodernity and, to a greater extant, in the literary canon, for its unique and creative deconstruction not only of myth and the metanarrative but also Western literature. It is not a satire of one specific book or one specific story; Joyce's Wake mercilessly attacks all books and all stories. It may be difficult to read, but that does not mean it is a bad book. Saying "Hurr durr this book is hard to read, therefore IT'S dumb" only makes YOU look like an idiot.

472 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6891 21:07

Fucking php.

473 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6891 22:56

>>468
Tom somebody's rally? I don't want to look it up or I'll go one of those five-hour nostalgia binges.

474 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6891 22:56

Whaahoo! Perfect.

475 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6891 22:58

>>469
People need to get over the whole “Hitler” thing. It's in the past and he's dead anyway, leave the man alone.

476 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6892 04:21

A girl just (3.5 hours ago) texted me the following: "Heyy"
It's been so long since I received a text message that I really don't know how to respond... I'm thinking about ignoring it .

477 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6892 05:09

Why did I even bother trying to listen to American music again. Ew.

478 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6892 10:23

Girls are gross!

captcha: faghod

479 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6892 11:51

Chinese food is all about utilizing seasonal and locally grown produce. Because it's cheap.

CHEAP: The original Green.

480 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6892 15:46

>>476 you should have said "hi what's up?"

481 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6892 16:11

>>480
Well it's a bit late now, isn't it?

482 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6892 20:56

>>481 Probably, but I'm not completely in on the whole context. Maybe >>476 is a notoriously slow texter and she'd expect to wait hours for a reply.

483 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6892 20:56

>>476
Just say hi back.

484 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6892 21:20

/r9k/ is such an awful place why do I even go there.

485 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6892 22:56

Because you hope that you'll be able to (unexpectedly) anonymously talk there with your online acquaintances who wouldn't otherwise talk about their personal matters?

( ゚ -゚) That might just be me, though.

486 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6892 23:10

( ゚ -゚) People still go to 4chan

487 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6892 23:13

I thought /r9k/ was supposed to be some original content board? That's the #xkcd-signal one, right?

Doesn't 4chan have an /adv/ or am I getting mixed up with some other integer-chan?

488 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6892 23:39

I'm learning 1-2 new kanji a day. It's going well.

489 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6893 04:06

>>487
It was, but then it was filled with lonely neck beards who raped it to the point where it's nothing but a board to rage/cry about how they'll never feel a vagina.

490 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6893 06:02

>>488
I envy your steady progress. This summer, I learned ~300 and then forgot half. I'd study with fervor and dedication, if only for a few weeks, and then reject anything Japanese at all.

Are you following a specific method outlined in a book? Actually, it's silly of me to assume you're a beginner. What have your methods been?

491 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6893 06:31

>>490

Oh, I'm a beginner. I started this summer. I just look up Kanji on Saiga-JP, I really don't have a good method at all...

492 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6893 12:50

>>488>>490>>491
Oh, so have I. A little. But I'm learning more the words they are used in than the characters themselves.

493 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6893 15:08

This is a very different kind of contentedness. Not better, not worse, merely different.

494 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6893 16:29

This essay on minimalism is coming along well, but I can't help but feel it's inadequate and I should start over.

495 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6893 17:47

>>491
Remembering the Kanji helped me for a while, but I truly lacked dedication, so now I'm not sure whether I should start all over again (for the third time). I have been considering following Tae Kim's Guide to Japanese Grammar and just learning the kanji from that. I may try that. All Japanese All the Time has a good list of links to Japanese things to do, though being on DQN you probably have enough of those. The site also supports the philosophy that one should learn Japanese as a Japanese baby would, but I'm not too sure about that. There's also a thread on our Film & TV board that discusses streaming Japanese TV, assuming you weren't part of that thread in the first place. Playing Japanese ROMS of most games is fun, as most of them don't have any kanji. The Chibi Maruko-Chan titles for the Game Boy are of the most interest to me. Sorry for the unsolicited advice. Truly, I spend more time looking for ways to study Japanese than studying it.

Strangely enough, when I get lazy and give up on kanji, I give learning perl a try. When I get lazy and give up on perl... Maybe there's a pill for that sort of thing.

>>492
That's not a bad idea. That's a good balance between "don't bother learning any kanji until you've taken at least two Japanese courses in college" and "learn ALL of the kanji before you learn the coupla."

496 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6893 17:48

>>494
Less is more, when it comes to essays on minimalism. You should write the shortest essay possible that gets your ideas across. And print it in the simplest, plainest font. On plain white paper.

497 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6893 18:00

>>496
My plan was rice writing for ultimate minimalism: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rice_writing

498 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6893 19:16

I blew two wads today with about 30 minutes in between. Hadn't done that since the day I discovered lesbian porn.

499 Name: vc: flaw : 1993-09-6893 19:29

>>495
I have seen many, many referrals to Heisig's method over the years. I have given it the once-over, and I agree wholeheartedly with the critics: The biggest problem with RTK is that it is exactly what it says on the tin. You may remember kanji... but that's all time you're not spending learning Japanese. It's time spent reading and thinking in English idiom, which is a surefire way to not learn a new language. So what the hell is the point, then!?

Not going to say that the methodology is all bad, though. Associating stories with things to memorize works really well and all the super-memorizers do it. But the best stories are the ones that fire quickly from your own neurons (dirty stories work really well). Or if (for example) you find ways to associate the metric shitload of kanji pronounced "dai" and associated vocabulary with James Bond in Die Another Day, that's another way of going about it. And there is something to be said for understanding the components that make up kanji; when you understand that comparatively few building blocks make up most of the set, it becomes much less of a deal that there are hundreds of kanji left to learn.

To sum up: for to learn a language, live her as she is spoke.

500 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6893 21:06

Today has been dreadful, but at least I can spend my last ten minutes of lucidity with my beloved.

Sweden
Song of the Silent Age
Number 150

501 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6893 23:31

Ace Attorney is great! I can't believe I hadn't played it until now. It's exactly as good as I expected.

502 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6894 00:12

A wild kanji appeared! It's 卵, the kanji for egg! (Tamago)

503 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6894 00:50

>>502
Oh yeah. That reminded me of an OVA I watched called Tenshi no Tamago. I'll make sure to remember this kanji.

504 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6894 02:47

>>503
"Angel's Egg?"

505 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6894 04:40

>>503
Damn it. I have been downloading that for a week. There's only one guy seeding and I always get shit speeds. Right now it's at 96.6%, 3kB/s.

506 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6894 05:41

>>505
Here is a faster torrent: http://bakabt.me/131620-angels-egg-tenshi-no-tamago-niizk.html

It's a really good film.

507 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6894 07:42

How upset people are over "cisgender" upsets me. It's a term for something that has always existed, and of course you're going to get a few nutjobs. Stop giving them attention and assuming everyone is the same.

508 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6894 07:59

I'm less concerned about global warming and more concerned about how much shit (both figurative and literal) is being dispensed into our oceans by inconsiderate douchebags. Fish might not be self-aware, but they're kind of vital, and considering how many species make homes underwater, if sea creatures go down the natural world is going down with it.

509 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6894 08:02

This particular Monday I'm going to try not to post about cake on DQN. Instead, I'll post about not posting about cake on DQN.

510 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6894 08:07

>>509
You really need to stop.

Apparently I'm going out for a meal tomorrow and not getting home until around 9:30pm?? I had assumed it would be much earlier than that. This is concerning.

511 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6894 08:58

>>499 I used to remember the hiragana "ya" as if he was a wee man running away with a baby under his arm, and I remembered it in my head like "ya bastard, you're stealing ma baby!" and "su" is like my friend Sue because she has massive tits.

512 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6894 12:42

>>508 This is why I get so angry about China.

513 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6894 12:52

>>507
Terms for things that have always existed aren't always good terms. For example, before the term cisgender was coined, the closest thing that particular latin prefix was used for was cisvestism/cisvestite, a rarely used term in psychology for the practice of wearing clothes intended for the same gender but not that person's proper station (e.g. a grown man who dresses in boy's clothes... or all sorts of dress-ups you see in porn, though I guess that's more like a fetish and not the now not-exactly-credited psychological condition).

And the first few times someone comes across a word makes all the difference. These days, it seems someone who matches the description is likely to first come across the term while they are being insulted (e.g. being told they have "privilege", are "scum", are "transphobic", etc.), or come across it in a similar context where someone else was being insulted. Then in connotation, it is no longer the neutral term it was used as--a bad term guilty by association (in reverse, this is how you can slip backhanded compliments under the radar: sugar-coat an insult someone doesn't know well enough, and they'll probably think "nepotist" means philanthropist or something). It will take years to see how things ultimately pan out, but if the next few decades pan out the way I'm thinking they are, it's definitely going to ride the euphemism treadmill simply because some radical elements have used it in insulting ways. No great debate was ever carried by this style of name-calling.

514 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6894 17:08

It's not time yet but I want to go do something.

515 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6894 17:38

>>511
I always thought "ya" looked like a giraffe.

516 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6894 20:30

Is anyone else watching the new Yuru Yuri?

517 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6894 20:37

>>516
I'm planning to, but I haven't started yet.

518 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6894 20:44

>>516
Not my kind of thing, and it shouldn't be yours. You should all be ashamed.

519 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6894 21:30

>>518

Frigg off

520 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6894 22:07

>>518
Get a load of this homo.

521 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6895 07:52

Aspirin is exciting.

522 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6895 10:27

Lie-ins are nice but I wish I didn't have to worry so much about getting the bus at the right time.

523 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6895 11:11

I haven't been on IRC in a while. That was nice.

524 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6895 12:20

I'm back on Twitter.

525 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6895 12:41

Bleaurgh.

526 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6895 13:25

I hate liars! People who lie fill me with disgust! Those who lie to themselves are only slightly worse! I wish that people with warped views of reality and the need to mislead others would kill themselves!

527 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6895 14:49

I'm so heartbroken I want to puke.

528 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6895 16:58

>>526
I'm sorry. I only lie so that conversations end faster.

529 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6895 18:44

MATRICIDE!

530 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6895 20:14

I wonder if anyone has ever put "Good game, next map!" on their tombstone.

531 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6895 20:44

I'm an espeon!

532 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6895 23:23

>>531 You're a butthead

533 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 00:47

Check your entitlement, cis scum.

534 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 01:11

i got a good feeling!

535 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 02:12

Yes...no...

I can't decide.

Let's flip a coin. QEII: No.

...flip!

Yes.

536 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 02:43

>>533

Saying "cis scum" makes you just as much of a bigot as anyone else. I'm sorry, but it's true. Stop thinking you're so special.

537 Name: Incestuous Bro : 1993-09-6896 03:52

I love making my cis scum.

Try reading it out loud.

538 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 04:00

>>537
Me too.

539 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 04:24

troll me once, shame on you
troll me twice, go fuck yourself

540 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 04:59

>>530
I...you...

It's perfect.

541 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6896 09:07

>>532
No, I'm not.

542 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 09:22

>>541
you are a big fat butt

543 Name: [ELITIST] Meta-meta-meta : 1993-09-6896 09:34

I hate the people who whine about the people who point out that certain post/ers are un-DQN. It's just flat out hypocrisy. Be honest: There ARE certain posters who don't belong here, and you're ONE OF THEM if you describe yourself as being the type, even unconsciously so.

Also >>539,542 should go back to /b/. Probably that fag Espeon talking to himself

544 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6896 10:00

>>543
I'm not a fag. And you should probably go back to /b/ with >>539,542 because you're a hypocrite. And everyone knows that anonymous is a hypocrite.

Also, if I was talking to myself I would attempt to embarrass myself in a hilarious way, like "accidentally" forgetting to clear the name field whilst replying. Or I would probably troll myself into tears. I would do something to entertain a reader, you know.

545 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 10:24

>>544 the most entertaining thing you could do is stop posting

546 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 11:14

>>536
Typical cisgender entitlement. Nobody thinks they're "special". When blacks were fighting for equal rights, they weren't just attention whores who thought they were "special". It was a real issue, and even now white privilege still exists.
It's exactly the same with transpeople and cispeople.

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 11:42

>>246
Haha you're acting just like one of those dumbfucks who use tumblr

Gender is a social construct and artificial. It is useless to create your own gender identity or describe yourself as being "male" or "female" mentally or in other non-physical terms for this reason. It is purely artificial. If anything, gender is more a linguistic construct than all else.

If you have a penis, you are male. If you are male, you have a penis. Why should it mean anything more than this? This kind of relationship works and it is how people expect it to work. Go ahead and wear dresses, but I do not see the point in saying that you're a woman if you do not have female genitalia.

548 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 12:09

Polite sage, because this thread is becoming very un-DQN.

549 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 12:17

DQN is becoming quite un-DQN.

550 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 12:20

>>547

>Gender is a social construct and artificial.

Then we're in agreement. And if people want to identify as a social construct irrespective of their sex, why not let them?

What you're referring to in the second part of your post is biological sex. Nobody denies that people born with a penis and XY chromosomes are different to people with a vagina and XX chromosomes. But if those people choose they want to be a gender different to their physical sex, or that they were born as such, what's wrong with that?

551 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 12:20

>>547
I like how you accidentally ended up attack someone who insulted Homestuck.

552 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 12:39

I used to think DQN was un-trollable. Now I realize it's quite easy, just make a bunch of shitty posts.

553 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 13:04

>>551
the HELL does this mean

554 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 13:44

>>552
And I thought this wasn't the shiptoasting thread. ( ;~;)

555 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 15:34

>>548
this thread was never DQN

556 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 16:13

>>553
it means you didn't check what the reply was to.

>>543,544
( ⌒-⌒) I see the letters a-typing, but all I'm reading is FART FART FART

557 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 16:15

(・∀・) Grandpa, do you remember heh man?
( ´ω`) I am going to pretend for your own sake that you didn't say that.

558 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 16:34

>>556
is a big fat butt.

559 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 17:17

mmmm whiskey

560 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 17:30

>>558
( ⌒-⌒) I know, right?

561 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 18:47

Ooo ma teai te!

562 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 19:11

I want that guys scarf.

563 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 19:36

Please refrain from licking me, wench.

564 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 20:54

I want to dry hump with Boxxy.

565 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 22:15

So long of a wait.

566 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 23:44

Bitcoin just went up how much?

567 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 00:25

Pretty...so very pretty.

568 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 00:27

Yatta! Basically.

569 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 00:28

Finally. Motivation!

570 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 00:29

It's funny while I don't drink, in the photos I look like the most plastered person at the party.

571 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 01:30

I haven't ripped my hair out in 24 hours. I feel proud of myself.

572 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 04:48

>>571
Good for you.

573 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 06:17

Cup ramen owns

574 Name: >>1さんσ(゚∀゚ )オレ : 1993-09-6897 06:32

This is a photo of me, taken a week or so ago. Think it's time to shave or trim my beard again?

575 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 07:05

>>460
>>450 here. Heh, actually you're wrong. Marriage was never a high priority for us. It was only put on the table in the first place because I'm likely to spend a year or more in Japan in the near future, and it would be easier to get a visa for my spouse than for a legally-single girlfriend. Also, she would be happier with me inheriting some of her stuff than her siblings and almost-estranged parents.

576 Name: >>1さんσ(゚∀゚ )オレ : 1993-09-6897 09:18

577 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 10:03

It's mildly amusing to watch someone do the very things they yell at you for doing.
More than mildly amusing, in fact.
And COOL FREE SHELL ACCOUNTS.

578 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 20:15

The integer is not online and we require its presence for discussions regarding, and I quote, "nancho parties".

579 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 03:07

I'm using some old LARPing clothes as pajamas. They feel really nice.

580 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 03:31

>>577
at some point while using http://deathrow.vistech.net/ I left a quote someone thought was good enough to put in a quote collection. which was actually kind of freaky because it was a fairly dumb quote among a collection of pretty good ones. well, it's not online anymore, so it's safe to say that I guess.

>>578
that and mad snacks

581 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 04:24

My key/oard's worki/g /ow except for 2 letters {guess which!}, a few sym/ols, a/d the arrow keys. Ca/'t wait for my /ew key/oard to arrive. It's a pai/, /ot /ei/g a/le to use certai/ keys.

582 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 04:33

I'm glad to know that he's alive... but I really wonder what's going on in his life. I want to talk to him. I miss him.

583 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 05:09

>>582
Those days, however pleasant they may have been, are gone.
Onto the next challenge, I guess.

584 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 05:11

>>583
Oh yeah, they're gone. And my current challenge is letting go of the past without giving up on the person I care about.

585 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 05:45

>>584
Good luck.

I hate those situations.

586 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 06:26

>>585
Thanks.
Hate them because you want to get one more chance, or because you want to forget about the past and say that things are never going to happen again but someone wants a second chance from you?
If it's the latter... it just seems so depressing.

587 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 07:46

I haven't talked to my Japanese host family since I stayed there in 2006, and I only have their snail-mail address ever since the mother changed employers. They live fairly close to a river in Kyushu, though. Think I ought to send them a card, expressing my hope that their house was not too badly flooded last week?

588 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 07:48

>>587
Sure!

>>582
What happened?

589 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 15:31

>>582
You should say hi.

590 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 18:27

the worst thing in the world? knowing that you were killed, in a movie theater, by a shitty cosplayer.

591 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 18:29

I had a dream that Portgas D. Ace was my lover. He was very sweet and kind.

592 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 19:16

>>588
Someone I care about kinda disappeared from the Internet and I was starting to get worried.

>>589
I want to, but since he decided to take a break of sorts, I want to respect that too. But I will eventually say hi if he doesn't "re-appear."

593 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 23:27

>>592
I wonder if you're talking about somebody I know. Is there any sort of identifier you'd be willing to drop? Like initials or a first name?

594 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 01:16

>>593
I'd imagine that people disappearing isn't an uncommon thing around these parts of the Internet, but that's possible.
I'm afraid that I can't state even his initials without feeling like I'm telling too much... but if you post some identifier(s) of the person(s) you're thinking of, I'll probably be fine with saying whether I might know them or not. Initials or names would be better than actual monikers (which are often much more unique), to keep things vague.

595 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 05:03

>>594
That's understandable. I know that it's most likely a coincidence, but I'm too curious. Does it happen to be HR?

596 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 06:04

The song stuck in my head for the past two hours alternates between 合鍵ガンマンと合鍵忍者 and the guitar solo from Hotel California. I'm okay with this.

597 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 08:47

I am absolutely appalled by Reddit and how they treat women as disposable sex objects. I don't know why I go there, it makes me depressed every time.

598 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 11:56

>>597
It's not just Reddit.

599 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 12:35

>>597
It's completely backwards for a site like Reddit. Then there's nonsense like /r/MensRights, and the usual 'friendzoned-therefore-all-women-are-sluts' blogging.

I wish people would hurry up and realize it's an awful site already. It's not just *le FFFUUUUU derpina that's the problem: it's everything about the place.

600 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 16:17

>>595
I can't think of a single HR I know. Sorry to disappoint, it would be interesting if we thought about the same person.
Let's hope that you find out that your guy is fine!

601 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 16:21

600GET! w00t

>>599
I dislike Reddit for different reasons--their constant regurgitation of last week's 4chan memes, the utter lack of creativity, the "le derp derp, le memes, le lolcats, le FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" If you're going to swim in a sea of sewage, then go to the source and dive into /b/. Don't be some middle-age wannabe hipster with a soul patch. It's lame.

also,

>implying the 21st Century Internet as a whole isn't a wretched hive of scum and villainy, even worse than it was in the 90s

602 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 16:29

>>601
Well, my point is that people focus too much on the Reddit-stealing-memes thing. And it is a real issue (I see motivationals and image macros from 5 years ago on the front page whenever I visit). But it's a symptom of a larger problem. Reddit's userbase is broken, thanks to the egoism inherent in a system that rewards you with numbers for your comments. It's really no different to YouTube's top comments, even if the users are a little older and have a few more IQ points.

I wish more people would realize the benefits of an anonymous system, but I guess it's just incompatible with how most people in the West think, particularly in the blogosphere age.

603 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 22:08

Tomorrow will be great.

604 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 23:28

ぽかぽか

605 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6900 00:33

I love you! But please don't try to climb into my nose.

606 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6900 05:18

Tomorrow my best friend in the entire world is coming over. We're going to play Pokemon Stadium 2 and watch Pokemon episodes. Maybe she'll even bring over something we can cook! ( ゚ ヮ゚)

607 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6900 09:49

Shitbrained cumeater! I'll knock those beautiful teeth of yours out with that hammer you gave me, I'll cut out that vile tongue of yours which you know how to use just the wrong way! Limitlessly predestined : solidarity through the unknown

608 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6900 09:58

I don't like the change of The Big Bang Theory around the 3rd season. It degraded from a funny sci-fi show about science geeks for nerds into a repetitive romantic comedy with a limited set of characters.

Penny used to be a girl who hanged out with other people and now what? In 4th season she says that she has no dreams, no hope, no friends in LA; she hangs out with two nerdy girls. What the heck? She used to be a party girl with a dubious choice of boyfriends.

The main characters don't seem to work anymore. All they do is hang out in cafeteria, in restaurants or in somebody's house. Whenever altogether or with their girlfriends. Plus desperate Rajesh. Plus current Sheldon is now only a shadow of former Sheldon. As if while everyone were getting older and wiser, he became more and more childish.

I can't believe that the last two seasons had much higher ratings than the first two. At least now I can see why they cancelled Firefly.

609 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6900 10:02

>>606
Oh my, I so envy you! You should totally watch these episodes: ttp://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Espeon_(Pok%C3%A9mon)#In_the_anime !
Captcha: jizz

610 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6900 20:24

Yeah!"!!!!!!!!!

611 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6900 21:20

Oh god the spiders, the spiders! My pickaxe is no match for these spiders!

612 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6900 22:10

>>611 Use a can of hairspray and a match!

613 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6900 22:20

>>612
As it happens, I had a lighter and a pool of paraffin, which did just as well. I might add that this was in a computer game (Penumbra: Overture, to be precise).

614 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6901 00:48

>>613

> I might add that this was in a computer game

Oh, like it matters these days.

615 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6901 07:52

I'm so tired of being so easily triggered by idiots. There's this one asshole on Formspring who has "five waifus," likes the shittiest anime and is a general prick. I literally boil with anger if I just see his name. It ruins my day, and I don't know what to do about it. This is literally making me mad.

616 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6901 08:48

augh i'm so fucking confused

>>615
Block him, maybe? That's the great thing about social networks: YOU choose whose comments you see.

617 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6901 12:36

Gentlemen. We must find a way to combine the "spaghetti fell out of my pockets" meme with the "creepy pasta" meme. I believe that it can be done.

618 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6901 19:23

I think that 500-lb. dude sleeping in the library chair over there just died.

False alarm. He just started snoring again.

619 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6901 19:41

>>613
Actually it was in a much-much older game from late 90s. You had to combine a bottle of spray with a lighter and somehow fight some alien thing with it or something.

So, anyway. I just finished the last episode of the last season TBBT. I must say that it was considerably better than the 4th, but mocking Soviet/Russian space program, really? This is just mean. It's, like, the only good thing left here. Those ill-conceived Armageddon-style jokes are distasteful. They were fitting during the 90s, when basically everything in ex-USSR was in disrepair, but not nowadays.

Excuse me my language, but I bet this is because that faggot is still butthurt over The Theorists, a copycat show which was filmed in Belarus. But it was retarded. And actors quit it anyway as soon as they learned that it wasn't licensed. Licensed remakes suck big time anyway.

620 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6901 21:29

Hahaha! Goose!

621 This post sucked.

622 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6901 22:04

Goddamn it, not again.

623 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6901 23:52

>>622
I bet, it's board software that dies on us.

624 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6902 00:58

Kill yourself! Jump off a cliff! Right onto the jagged rocks below!

625 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6902 09:55

Young bones groan, and the rocks below say "throw your skinny body down, son!"

626 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6902 12:25

Finish matte, eschew dramatic spoon-fed heat.

627 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6902 14:44

>>621
What the fuck? We have actual moderation now‽

628 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6902 15:52

>>627
P-perhaps it's a malfunction.

629 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6902 16:33

>>627,628

Do you people not know about the Requests board or something?

630 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6902 19:52

>>629
As if we're serious.

631 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6902 20:03

Make me cry.

632 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6902 20:40

I wonder if drinking one's own semen is considered a religious sacrament somewhere. Seems likely to me, at least.

633 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6903 00:56

A girl I've been talking to said that she liked me. I don't know why, but it's making me very very depressed.

>>632
It can be

634 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6903 02:59

I've been wondering what this "scented candle" smells like. It's scented...but what.

Vanilla, some kind of baked good? I fear I may never know.

635 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6903 05:31

I don't want to go to work tomorrow, I just want to listen to cute music all day.

636 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6903 05:42

>>627
I think you would see "this post sucked" more often if there was actual moderation.

637 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6903 08:29

You're 35 and telling me the problem with American education is its teachers, that effectual lessons are subverted in favor of furthering a totalitarian agenda. You're 35. I wanted to punch your stupid face in, but that might have been rather socially unacceptable.

638 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6903 08:32

>>637
Also, do people stop learning after a certain age? Do they just decide to be retarded one day and stop giving a shit about everyone but themselves?

639 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6903 11:36

>>638
the same could be asked of you.

640 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6903 11:53

>>637
But the teachers here ARE really shitty. Or at least at the schools I went to.

641 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6903 12:05

>>638 There are newspapers, magazines, certain TV shows, and books that people read after the age of 35.

My father is 62, and learns something everyday by watching the Discovery channel, History channel, and some of those other channels that are dedicated to things like science and documentaries about real people and their jobs.

642 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6903 13:06

Jean-Paul Shartre

643 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6903 15:41

18 days left!

644 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6903 16:34

>>638
I can't tell whether this is a rhetorical question, or whether you're being DQN here.

Does any living thing ever stop learning before it dies? Learning, growth, change, these are part of life, regardless of your age. Not long ago I read of a man who decided at the age of 78 to go to medical school. He graduated and got his MD, too, and practiced medicine for many years.

Hmm. Too serious for DQN?

645 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6903 22:05

>>644

> the man began med school age of 78
> practiced medicine for many years

How long is many, ten? Ha ha

646 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6904 00:12

>>645
That is still ten years more than he would have, if he had not gone to medical school.

647 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6904 00:44

Tomorrow's my day off. I'm going to watch so much anime and do so much cleaning.

648 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6904 07:22

>>647
That's how you spend a day off! What are you going to watch, DQN?

649 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6904 14:35

I just got back from my intermediate Japanese speaking exam. It consisted of two role-play problems. In the first, you had to apologize to your boss at your part time job for managing to get into an accident with a bicycle you borrowed from him. The second assignment was to recommend your favourite movie to your friend and roughly summarize the plot.
I had a lot more problems with the latter. I suspect I have a too high resistance against sounding too informal when addressing a teacher, as I kept slipping back into polite speaking style.

650 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6904 14:53

Today is overcast and rainy. I normally love these days, and will go for a walk in the rain. But for some reason I don't feel like doing anything...even posting is too much.

651 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6904 15:26

Mirai Nikki is fucked up. I don't like watching anime like this. I'm still going to finish it, but still...

652 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6904 18:41

>>651

My mantra is, if you like Gasai Yuno, you're no friend of mine.

653 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6904 19:49

I'm offitaly in Icially!

654 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6904 22:41

I'm glad she's all right with another girl. ヽ(・ω・`),ノ

655 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6904 23:06

Bishop Berkeley's reality is so painful!

656 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6904 23:18

1993? wut

657 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6905 00:44

>>656
You know the "Eternal September" gag? Well it's LOLRANDOM so the webmaster of this site decided to apply it to posts. Even though he's in his twenties.

658 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6905 04:11

>>652
Well, there's three of her. I think.
I just finished it. I don't know what to think. I'm really good with time travel most of the time but this...confounds me. Not the time traveling myself but they reasoning for some of it. And parts of the ending did not make sense to me.

659 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6905 04:26

>>658

>Not the time traveling myself but

Itself, sorry.

660 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6905 06:32

I went to bed at half past 11, woke up at 4.30. Four hours and a lot of cola later I'm still tired. Damn this heat.

661 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6905 08:02

>>660 here. Slept for an hour. Barely any improvement.

662 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6905 08:19

I can't view women with anything but disgust anymore, no matter how hard i pretend! Am I turning asexual?!

663 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6905 09:23

CLOSE YOUR EYES TO THE LIES AND LISTEN TO YOUR HEARTBEAT

664 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6905 09:41

>>657
I bet you don't even know how to eval, smart ass.

665 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6905 12:05

I missed a very important appointment today because I was too scared and lazy to go.

666 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6905 12:50

"World you used to know"? That was a low blow, Keiko.

667 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6905 18:15

That was really cool.

668 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6905 21:19

Very few people still use this thread to post their current thoughts.

669 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6905 22:37

This song's amazing. Where's my hat? I need to go to the shop.

670 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6905 23:20

Kind of hung over . I kinda wish i could be forever

671 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6905 23:33

It takes forever to to post here now.

672 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6905 23:51

I hope this doesn't mean a second archive. I'm not ready.

673 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6906 00:41

Kind of hung over . wish i could be forever

674 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6906 00:46

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90gZf9DE_Bk I think I'll make it a tradition to end my karaoke sessions with this song. The reactions of the audience were amusing.

675 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6906 00:51

I thought of him then. I wonder if he thought of me, too.

676 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6906 16:51

Accents!

677 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6906 21:38

What the fuck is that grinding noise?

678 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6907 03:34

>>677
[grinding noises] DRR DRR DRR

679 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6907 04:20

Awesome WM isn't that autistic.
Works just fine out of the box. What's with the bad reputation?

680 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6907 07:34

Those church bells outside have been ringing for five minutes straight now. What the fuck is up with that?

681 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6907 10:04

>>680
It's telling you to go to church, sinner!

682 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6907 12:43

I bought a whole bunch of books yesterday, when I really needed a new bookshelf instead. I hate impulse purchases.

683 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6907 22:48

Hahaha
Hahahahahaha
Haa
Haa

684 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6908 04:41

50 Shades of grey!C.MxxuCiTo

685 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6908 06:57

>>684
Hehheh

686 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6908 19:42

I suspect that I may have exceeded my maximum Komeiji exposure today.

687 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6908 19:53

I have no problem with wapanese people, but I wish they would keep it in the anime and manga boards.

688 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6908 23:44

Young people are so stupid and annoying. But I have to remind myself, I was that age too.

689 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6909 03:35

I want to get into a hobby. A cool hobby. But not just any cool hobby. I want to get into a cool hobby that no one else is into. So for instance, posting on text boards is out, because it's too popular. ACkpth! My tea tastes gross.

690 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6909 06:23

>>689
Is seal-clubbing cool and non-mainstream enough for you?

691 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6909 16:05

I JUST FINISHED ``STEEL BALL RUN"
AND I'M IN TEARS HERE -- SIMPLY BEAUTIFUL
SO MANY HANDSOME HANDSOME MEN

MAYBE SOMEDAY I'LL BE ONE

692 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6909 16:42

Oh, what a wonderful death! I could hope for nothing more!

In all seriousness, it cannot be healthy to fantasise about death so much. Ah well, when have we ever troubled ourselves with ideals of health anyway?

693 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6909 18:17

Those fajita tacos sure were delicious.

694 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6910 00:09

I'm taking a chance.

695 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6910 00:14

>>691

> ``
> "

:(

696 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6910 08:24

>>690
I'll consider it.

697 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6910 10:04

I can't go three weeks without a Homestuck update.

698 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6910 11:51

I'm 18 but I don't feel any different from how I was when I was 17!

699 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6910 13:43

>>698
This shocked me. I expected the world to completely change, but it didn't. Grown-ups are just teenagers but older.

Happy birthday, Robert!

700 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6910 13:55

You don't feel old until you're 25+.

Until then, cherish your youth.

701 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6910 14:00

Do I want a croissant or don't I? Shit, looks like I've been staring into the shaving mirror too much. Anyway, yes, 700 GET and all that.

702 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6910 17:22

I have no mind.
I don't mind.

703 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6910 21:52

I'm doing a lot of work on the house. At some point during all this construction, I'm going to move the modem/router because I'm re-purposing the room it's in now. While sleep deprived, I had the idea of putting it in the attic crawl space. Up there, it would be out of sight and still work just fine. The only problem is it would be really hard to get to if we needed to reset it. My sleep deprived solution was to put a switch on the outlet in the attic accessible within the house. This way I could reset things without having to go up there. With this, my house would have an Internet ON/OFF switch.

My housemate suggested that we not limit ourselves to just being able to turn the Internet on or off. Instead, put it on a dimmer switch. That way we can turn it down when it's too intense and adjust its mood...

704 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6910 21:58

I'm doing a lot of work on the house. At some point during all this construction, I'm going to move the modem/router because I'm re-purposing the room it's in now. While sleep deprived, I had the idea of putting it in the attic crawl space. Up there, it would be out of sight and still work just fine. The only problem is it would be really hard to get to if we needed to reset it. My sleep deprived solution was to put a switch on the outlet in the attic accessible within the house. This way I could reset things without having to go up there. With this, my house would have an Internet ON/OFF switch.

My housemate suggested that we not limit ourselves to just being able to turn the Internet on or off. Instead, put it on a dimmer switch. That way we can turn it down when it's too intense and adjust its mood...

(if this is a double post, sorry but I should have turned the Internet up)

705 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6911 15:20

Croissant croissant croissant croissant TOUHOU!

706 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6911 21:38

i want a cup o tea but it means getting off my fat ass and putting up with people for a whole 5 minutes so

707 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6911 22:37

I want to study math, but I don't have the powers of concentration to. I guess that means I don't really want to study math.

708 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6911 23:40

I should bed.

709 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6912 00:58

SHOWER TIEM YEAH

710 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6912 09:50

i wonder whats wrong with me

711 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6912 19:01

>>710
You're one of us.

712 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6912 20:58

Minecraft is not acid.

713 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6913 09:09

Stereogram porn is awesome.

...I'm seriously considering buying a pass to 3d-eros.com

714 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6913 10:38

I wonder if you could starve fruit flies with Xylitol, or if that only works on bacteria.

715 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6913 14:58

I wonder if you took all the hamburgers I have eaten over my current lifetime, weighed them all, and added all the weight together, would it or would it not be greater than the average wight of a cow?

716 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6913 16:53

Quite the endeavour. Much squared paper shall no doubt be consumed in the process.

717 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6914 00:45

I love when it rains.

718 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6914 00:50

I love when it rains.

719 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6914 02:46

My nuts are itching. ;-;

720 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6914 05:32

Sleep.

721 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6914 16:37

Oh god what have I DONE

722 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6914 18:03

Why would I make her spend all that money? Goddamn it.

723 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6914 23:40

As great as a week-long tropical vacation is, having the internet back is better.

724 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6915 00:42

thunder and lightning and a frightened little girl in my bed

and i'm playing FIFA 2000

725 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6915 00:45

OoooooOOOoh OOooooooOoooh OoooooOOoh

726 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6915 03:29

ICHI NI SAN SHI GOHAN!

727 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6915 03:34

I must fix it.

728 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6915 09:22

RED DIAMONDS

729 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6915 14:16

I watched that video too.

730 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6915 19:39

It looks like Russia and USA are engaging in another Space Race. The US is developing SLS and MPCV "Orion". Russia is working on Angara and PPTS "Rus".

However, it bugs me that the Space Launch System is capable of much heavier payload to LEO than the most powerful Angara rocket (which will probably replace Proton, Soyuz and smaller launch vehicles). Are the Russians going to assemble their ships on orbit?

731 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6915 21:09

Espeon still thinks he's relevant.

732 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6915 21:19

>>731
Whopeon?

733 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6915 22:25

>>732
The babe with the power.

734 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6915 23:34

>>732
THE me.

735 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6915 23:50

>>732
Whoopeon is a can of whoopass.
Dr. Whopeon is an explorer of time and space

736 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6916 01:14

Hello again, sickness. I almost missed you.

737 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6916 09:25

>>3 is !ESpeoN/nPA

738 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6916 16:14

Today I will get stuff done.

739 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6916 18:04

Why do people still say "for the record"? Shouldn't it be "for the compact disc" or at least "for the cassette tape" by now?

740 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6916 19:10

「Mess with the best, die like the rest, delicious flat chest」 is easily the best slogan I have ever heard.

741 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6916 20:04

>>739 not that kind of record silly

742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6917 00:19

Bugs!!!!!!

743 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6917 04:21

Comic LO or Hotmilk?

744 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6917 05:45

Democracy is the state subjugated, Totalitarianism is the state expressed.

Transition between the two happening due to stagnation and turnover

745 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6917 07:58

Cyrus was amazing.

746 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6917 09:07

Harmlessly trolling people you know on little communities they think are secret is amusing.

747 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6917 12:35

We should turn http://4-ch.net/personal/kareha.pl/1344050820/l50 into a Burberry extravaganza.

It seems to have some DQN potential.

748 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6917 18:49

“Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company.”
― René Descartes

Probably a rather loose translation, but I think the man was on to something.

749 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6917 18:57

>>743
WAaI! all the way!

750 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6917 19:24

>>743
What do you dislike about Comic RiN?

751 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6917 21:29

>>743

LO is awesome.

752 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6918 00:05

Better than tears.

753 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6918 01:34

>>748
Sounds like a misattribution to me.

754 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6918 02:10

>>753
Sounds like 4chan to me.

755 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6918 02:33

Let's wind the clocks back a year. These tripcoders and channers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened? Did your balls drop off? Hm? You see, a guy like me....

Look―listen. I know why you choose to have your little group therapy sessions in broad daylight. I know why you're afraid to go out at night: the Espeon. See, Espeon has shown the Internet your true colors, unfortunately. /jp/? That's just the beginning. And as for the anon's so-called "plan"? Espeon has no jurisdiction. It'll find him, and make him squeal. I know the squealers when I see them and...

It's simple. We uh, kill the Espeon.

756 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6918 03:46

part of the disease

757 Name: Tokiko!bRebfsVsjw : 1993-09-6918 05:20

It's true!!! Espeon made me a shitposter!!! *buries his head in >>755's shoulder* It's so hard.. I've been wondering what it was for all these years... but after reading your post, I sat down and thought long and hard about things for a long time....

When I was just about to turn 12 years old, my dad let me have some friends stay over in the Elitist Superstructure's party room. There's a swimming pool, cake, N64, you name it; everything a kid could want, the Awesome Partyroom of DQN had it all.

The party started out well enough. After friends received their security clearance and passed through checkpoints on the automated tram, guards would escort them to the space we had rented out. But my friends, they weren't worried or anxious about it at all; they thought the elaborate and extravagant air surrounding the Superstructure was just rad! I mean, come on! What boy DOESN'T love playing secret agents? Three friends of mine came by around 13:00. The last one didn't show up until about an hour later. I think his dad was having car problems or soemthing. Anyway, the night started out great. It was fun. We were just having a blast for a few hours.

The problems started just after 00:30, when bedtime came. (The Awesome Party room has a very strict bedtime policy, you see). I threw some water on the campfire and finished eating my smores as I watched the fire smolder out. Friend A and Friend B headed off for their tent together and Friend C had already been asleep for about an hour. (He must seem like a pretty lame guy to you, but he's really good. Has his heart in the right place.) But my point is, I was left all alone. I was just wiping smore residue from my lips onto my plaid jacket's sleeves when I figured I'd hit the little boy's room before passing out myself.

I shouted to my friends something about ``makin piss" as I walked away from where their tents were and headed through a door hidden behind a tree into the hallway. Stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp... I passed door after door as I went deeper and deeper within the Elitist Superstructure. What secrets did it hide? It felt like I was walking deep within a dream... the hallway stretched longer and longer. The world seemed thousands of miles away. After what seemed like hours of walking (in reality, it must have been only about four or five minutes!) I finally arrived at the toilets.

This was a bad omen, something I should have picked up on.

Unbeknown to myself, that's where Espeon had been hiding.

Waiting. Lurking.

Praying.

No sooner did I open the door to the restroom than did h

758 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6918 09:36

>>757
That's not Tokikos trip.

759 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6918 12:25

I no longer know how to talk to some person without making myself distant and cold feeling. I must seem like one real asshole.

760 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6918 12:46

Dear >>755,
If you wind the clocks back a year (1992?), you won't find anything you described. Tripcode users lived in peace with ( ˃ ヮ˂). And there weren't any active *channers around, because everyone tried to keep this place a secret. Everyone was happy.

And now there is you, a guy who tries to turn people against me. A guy who deliberately puts himself aside from tripcodes and chan-goers. One might make a logical mistake that you must be a true DQN*. But in reality, you are no better than an average *channer.

You are probably even worse, because your only contribution is a constant nagging and complaining. You should move this to your facebook page, it's better suited for this purpose.
Thank you in advance.

761 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6918 16:44

>>760 you realise it was taken from that batman film?

the people complaining about you are right though, i'm not that bothered about the tripcode, it's that you just shit the place up. i remember when you first started posting with a tripcode, "i'll only do it for a little while" you said, but ever since, you've brought so much shitposting both from yourself and others pointing out what a douche you are (like this post)

go back and read shii's essay on why tripcode users suck balls

762 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6918 17:05

Ackackack

763 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6918 19:15

>>762
barbarbar
trapapap

764 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6918 21:24

Nineteen sixty nine, in the sunshine.

765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6919 00:53

Perhaps I'm wrong. Perhaps it is unhealthy. It's not inconceivable.

766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6919 03:15

It would be nice if these pills didn't make me so sleepy. I think I'll stop taking them for a while.

767 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6919 03:48

I have the whole day to myself tomorrow. I wonder what I should do with it? I think I might ask for help with that scooter.

768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6919 04:03

The way dogs walk is very interesting, but I don't know how to describe it because I don't have knowledge of any vocabulary for that domain. It's the same with music, but at least I know that there is a vocabulary of music which I could learn if I wanted to. Maybe I could just start making up words.

769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6919 04:39

my heart is beating

770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6919 05:28

Why does Google Translate let you use Esperanto but not Lojban?

771 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6919 09:29

>>770 Google is clearly a part of the anti-lojban conspiracy.

772 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6919 10:57

>>758
Who cares?

773 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6919 12:41

>>768
Shakespeare, old buddy? Is that you?

774 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6919 19:21

>>765
Do whatever.

775 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6919 20:25

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

776 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6919 22:50

Fuck Gradius

777 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6919 23:00

captcha getable

778 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6919 23:03

Perhaps the portal only opens with a blood offering.

(It's all in your head, all in your head...)

779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6920 00:23

>>776 and Parodius, and Lifeforce, and Quarth

780 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6920 01:39

>>778 killer7

781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6920 06:42

penis. penis. penis. penis. penis?

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6920 17:08

>>781
For some reason I read this in my head in a very particular way. Is it from something?

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6921 00:50

Yuru Yuri is so delightfully heartwarming.

784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6921 01:15

>>782 It must be from somewhere. I don't believe in originality so since I thought of it, I must've been exposed to something similar previously. It might've been Mozart's music.

I think that it has a very usual rhythm.

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6921 05:08

>>778
Yeah, I've heard this somewhere before. Dunno where though.

786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6921 06:19

The trick to catching a crayfish is to pin the rear abdomen and then use the opportunity to control both the arms

787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6921 08:46

falling asleep.... have to... fight it.... haven't...... brushed....... yet..........

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6921 09:50

DXM DXM DXM DXM makes all my thoughts WhoaaAAA

789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6921 12:32

Give me my miso soup already, woman. I have important things to do today.

790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6921 13:24

Nervous! Meeting up with a girl this afternoon!

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6921 17:27

>>792
Hello Andrew.

792 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6921 19:09

ITT we are all Andrew.

793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6921 23:56

Willow, willow!

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 00:36

Everyday pon
Every time is pon

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 01:41

I'll see you on the other side, my love.

796 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 12:07

I am Andrew. Legally. I do not identify with the name though.

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 14:44

I am unhappy.

798 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6922 15:29

>>797
Make something simple and small. Try a papercraft maybe?

799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 16:31

>>798

>Make something simple and small.

He could make your penis.

Sign off this sick burn with an awesome GET, >>800!

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 17:36

>>799
逝ってよし

801 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 17:45

I really should post on the other boards as well

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 19:20

>>801
I would recommend it, but you won't get a reply for weeks, maybe months.

803 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 19:44

Yesterday was so great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 22:54

魔法少女になりたい。

805 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6922 23:56

I can't do anything sensible in MilkyTracker.

Maybe I should Esperanto and write a short story instead.

Maybe I should learn Volapük, probably old farts will make me the Cifal eventually.

I bet Volapük society is much more secretive and influential than any all that freelluminati bullcrap. Not like some (>>761) DQN losers!

806 Name: 2munch4u!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6923 00:13

You should stop, >>761. You had too much DQN. In fact, so much that you turned into an old geezer who stands on the way of the progress.
There is no old DQN. DQN is happening right here, right now.

807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6923 01:05

I'm taking screencaps of my darling waifu while drinking green tea. I'm really enjoying myself.

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6923 12:16

Shii isn't relevant

809 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6923 12:38

New posts on the anime board haaaaaaa

810 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6923 13:51

Shii wrote an essay on tripcodes?

His page on anonymous boards is one of the few things I agree with, as long as I mentally disconnect it from Shii.

Anonymous-san wrote a much better article on anonymity, anyway.

811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6923 15:15

>>810
He didn't.

I kind of like using a tripcode on boards. I wish that there weren't such a negative stigma attached to using them, because it makes it so that the only tripcode users are big idiots like our friend >>806

812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6923 16:05

>>811
If you mean using it as a consistent, opt-in identity when you aren't already a person that matters, or it's simply irrelevant, then I'm glad that stigma exists.

Seriously, why people would want an identity like that is beyond me. Also, there are sites like Slashdot and Reddit that reward exactly that sort of behaviour with points. I don't get why you wouldn't go there instead.

813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6923 18:12

I miss Saitama News threads

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6923 19:52

>>806
fyi we're ignoring you~
it usually works.

815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6924 03:56

Sleep...sleep...sleep.

But I don't want to!

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6924 09:43

The tree I was talking to told me "Go and see her already; you're losing your mind."

817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6924 11:50

And then the DQN which was full of a bottle of 2012 de martino, and then he pitched the Wisconsin television, and nuns and pimps stole their creativity from the envelope. The satisfying creation of capillary writings walled the threesome in which dicks indulged multiple holes which had no human form besides the rubbery physics-true cellulite of money. A global network charged a creative battery and chicken, sunscreen orders grounding 8-bit mtion capture.

We wished the five gestalt television.

Happy.

Position my poles.

818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6924 13:29

>>813
I sort of do as well.

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6924 13:38

Tripcodes are fine if you only use them when and where they are warranted. People that post with them all the time for no reason at all are obnoxious.

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6924 14:16

I can't wrap my head around it, which is good

821 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6924 19:50

Seems like a heavy workload.

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6925 04:51

Ow ow ow

823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6925 12:16

The question and demand threads are kind of like internet truth or dare, respectively.

824 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6925 13:27

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlFAd4YdQks
And so person after person passed the couple by and did nothing. Slowly, the crazy woman beat the guy to death.
One non-threatening, girly punch at a time.
In his last moments, in between increasingly long periods of unconsciousness, the man thought, "why didn't any of these people offer to help me?"
Little did he know he had been spared a fate much worse than death: the eternal shame of having accepted help against an aggressor with two X chromosomes.

825 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 12:09

I want to dress up as Konata dressed as Haruhi dressed in a bunny suit. Metacosplay.

826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 13:49

>>825
But are you a bad enough dude to do it while in-character as Aya Hirano?

827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 15:19

I'M GOING TO VOMIT ON EVERYTHING
I'M GOING TO VOMIT INTO YOUR FACE

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 19:38

Has anyone compiled the DQN short novel threads into a single file yet?

It'd be kind of fun to read it without the post headers interrupting the flow.

829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 19:58

>>828
http://tanasinn.info/wiki/DQN_Short_Novel

In other news, I just killed Satan.

830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 22:37

Women are filth!

I'm not going to talk with them anymore!

They lie and pretend and cheat!

831 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 22:59

>>829 are we still recording the parts? i forgot which parts I said I would read

832 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 23:39

I tried that Aerobiz Supersonic SNES rom but it wasn't really my kind of thing, not too big on those management sim kinda games

833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6927 01:06

I wish I had a pet rock.

834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6927 10:52

What is the earliest recommended age to make your child internalize the Kantian categorical imperative?

835 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6927 14:43

>>829 Thanks for that!

836 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6927 16:01

>>831
I don't think so, really.

>>835
For killing Satan, you mean? You're welcome.

837 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6927 17:38

So no, she wasn't mad at me. Or she kind of was. It was just one personality of hers that didn't like me.

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6927 20:24

Gypsum doctrine down below.

839 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6927 21:24

Anime aimed at children is much more enjoyable than anime aimed at adults.

840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6927 21:49

>>839
Or perhaps you just got them confused.

841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6928 00:17

>>839
It isn't necessarily one or the other, is it?

Perhaps you are familiar with the Jay Ward animation studio, in the US in the 1960s. Or maybe you know it by its productions: Rocky & Bullwinkle, Roger Ramjet, George of the Jungle. In each of those, the production quality of the animation was rather crude, but the writing was snarky and sarcastic, self-aware and very much postmodern. Most of the jokes were written for the adults who, in those long-ago days, watched television with their children; the current practice of using the idiot box as an electric babysitter came about later.

tl;dr it's entirely possible for entertainment intended principally for an audience of children to contain material written to amuse their parents as well.

842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6928 00:24

urine aimed at children is much more enjoyable than urine amed at adults.

843 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6928 03:57

The Vietnamese have strange notions

844 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6928 15:09

I'm fucking sick!!

845 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6928 21:21

I keep getting extremely drunk so I can fulfil the last demand in the demanding from the next poster thread, but I get so drunk that I forget about it.

Can someone else do it for me?

846 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6928 22:05

>>845
You've gotten extremely drunk and posted afterwards, so I suppose that you have technically fulfilled the demand. If you want to do it properly, you should try leaving yourself a note or something like that.

847 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6929 00:29

Aaaaaaaaaaaah perfect.

848 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6929 00:37

57 scenes clear!

849 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6929 01:45

Itch itch itch

850 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6929 02:17

Did Squeeks die in 2007?

851 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6929 15:46

   人
  (__)
  (__)
 ( __ )
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I'm not dead,
 (つ   つ   I just smell funny. Because of my poo hat.
 | | |
 (__)_)

852 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6929 16:35

Semicolons suck

853 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6929 17:08

Bitchin cloud formations.

854 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6929 20:31

I don't get the point of seeing a psychologist, but I may as well continue

855 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6929 20:42

>>853
Tell me more!

856 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6929 20:58

>>855
I saw one that looked like the collapse of Roman imperialism!

857 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6929 23:38

>>855
There was like the white wispy high up sheet that covered the whole sky, but then there medium sized roundish bubbly ones with flat bottoms that were flying low in the sky way under the sheet and they reminded me of snails.

858 Name: ∠、( l ‿ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6930 08:25

Today is Espeon's Day!
http://www.pixiv.net/tags.php?tag=%E3%82%A8%E3%83%BC%E3%83%95%E3%82%A3%E3%81%AE%E6%97%A5
It's like Christmas! No, it's better than Christmas!
This is almost too sweet!

859 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6930 13:23

Yeah, I don't think I could compete with him.

860 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6930 13:51

mittens

861 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6930 15:10

>>860
I concur.

862 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6930 17:25

863 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6930 17:41

Weird

864 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6930 18:48

>>862
It isn't me. I don't look like the person on the video nor I engage in stupid performances on line.

865 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6930 18:54

>nor I engage in stupid performances on line.

chuckles oh you

866 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6930 21:46

Stalinism was the level of threat required to create incentive in a stable state society

867 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6930 21:52

I don't get why teenagers read a few books on philosophy or whatever and then apply their newfound intellectualism to trolling random forums.

Obviously Tokiko and the like are reading this and thinking it's about them, but this has been going on so long before him that it's uncanny.

868 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6930 23:22

Emptied out my mind on some porno back in '89. Quick to masturbate, I held my breath and hesitated.

869 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6931 00:03

>>867
It's not Tokiko or his cronies. The internet has always had its share of obnoxious, arm chair intellectuals. I can think back to the Usenet or dial in BBS boards that were full of little punks who read a bit of Kant and Berkeley and act like they know everything.

870 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6931 00:08

>>869
"Chair intellectual" doesn't really make sense. It's silly.

871 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6931 00:34

Can't prevent myself from smiling!

Three scenes! Three scenes!

872 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6931 01:40

Noooo Sayaka-chan whyyyyy

873 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6931 18:18

Arrrgh no results.

874 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6932 01:49

Good god, the minecart puzzle finally works. That was ridiculous.

875 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6932 11:54

That reminds me, I should figure out how to do an offline install of minecraft in linux.

876 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6932 13:29

>>875
What do you mean? Maybe things have changed since I played, but it was simply java -jar minecraft.jar. Once it downloaded the game files, you could play even without an internet connection.

877 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6932 17:57

Poor strawberry. You deserved better.

878 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6933 01:53

Death is for the weak. I don't need to die.

879 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6933 02:37

Death is the natural result of being born. Remember that if you have kids. You've condemned them all to death.

Way to go.

880 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6933 03:36

I am thirsty. I require liquids.

881 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6933 16:54

I'm not sure I'd go into a room with a sign saying "undead loli storage" on it.

882 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 01:45

Get out of my way, you damn fox.

883 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 02:57

With a shotgun shack

884 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 12:05

885 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 15:28

D-does nobody want to play my game? Even after I put so much effort into it? I feel so unloved.

886 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 16:44

>>885
what freagin' game are you talkin' about bud

887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 16:46

888 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 17:31

Ha ha ... he's so easy to aggravate.

I almost feel bad because it's not intentional. ( ´ω`)

889 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 18:45

I'm a little nervous for my date tomorrow. But I worried enough yesterday, it's time to be excited.

890 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 19:46

Stupid hydrogen atoms.

891 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 21:26

( ゚ ヮ゚) Guess who is posting without a tripcode and is perfectly happy about this? Guess who is wasting all his time on tumblr because of DQN? Oh, the world will never know!

Have a funny phrase! Have a comic strip!

The Internet is such a happy place!

892 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 23:50

>>891
Is that comic strip by Shmorky? I was internet-friends with him before he was internet-famous.

893 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6935 00:18

>>892
Yes, it is. Had he acted like a jerk and ditched his old friends?
I know how it feels.

894 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6935 00:31

whitey rapping sure sounds dorky

895 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6935 02:14

GOOD-NIGHT, SWEET PRINTS

COLUMBUS―Neil Armstrong, crafty co-inventor of THE MOTHERFUCKING MOON has left the planet on eagle's wings for the Great Palace he prepared in 1969. He leaves behind a loving family, the other two co-inventors, and some awesome fucking photographs of his space shoes' massive impressions which are probably still there.

896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6935 02:34

( ´ω`) Remember, kids: any time you can go outside at night and see things easily, it's not because the stars or the streetlights were put there before you were born--oh no no! Neil MOTHERFUCKING Armstrong gave us a solution that reflected sunlight AND made life easier for all those sea creatures who depend on the tides.
( ´ω`) A true American hero.

897 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6935 03:45

I want to go drinking with her tomorrow night but neither of us are over 21 ;__;

898 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6935 06:18

How am I going to hide that? I won't be able to go out for days!

899 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6935 09:32

>>895, actually, the Moon was predicted by Mayos and first observed in the 5th century BC by Babylonians. With all due respect to Neil Armstrong and spectacular NASA achievements, they never invented the moon, they rediscovered it and put it there for everyone to see.

900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6935 18:07

No no no no no no no

901 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6935 18:38

userers flatterers and thiefs.

902 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6935 21:16

I wish I had someone to care about.

903 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6935 21:26

Humans aren't exactly monogamous beings. Monogamy is enforced by religions, by traditions, by stereotypes. All of these are silly things. Concerning many other species thought to be monogamous, the claims were far-fetched, biased or groundless.

I believe that >>528 of a certain thread should try to experience heterosexual relationships (or just intercourse?), but in a way that wouldn't harm his partners.

904 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6935 21:31

Syc.

905 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 00:46

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emesis_(genus)
I find this incredibly amusing.

906 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 01:23

>>905 is it because it sounds like "emetic"?

907 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 01:27

>>906
Something like that.

908 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 04:40

You will drift away

909 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 04:45

One gust and we will probably crumble.

910 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 05:12

That's the jingle bell, that's the jingle bell, that's the jingle bell, that's the jingle bell, that's the jingle bell, that's the jingle be∴hat's the jingle bell, th
at's the jingle bell, that's the jingle bell, that's the j∴∵ngle bell, that's the jingle bell, that's the jingle bell, that's the jingle bell, that's the ji∴∵∴∵
∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵ll, that's the jingle be∴∵∴∵hat's the jingle bell, that's the jing∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵s the jingle b∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵
he jingle bell, that's the jin∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵
∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵
∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∵

911 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 09:25

>>885
It's okay, nobody has danced to the track I made for the demanding thread either. I like to imagine that a bunch of DQNs have actually exposed themselves to our creations, they are just too shy (lazy) to post about it.

Anyway, I tried your game and I like it so far but I can't get past the first gate with the kitten...is there some way I can pick up the kitten and bring it to the window that I'm missing? I tried the cheat code IDDQD but nothing happened...

912 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 12:25

I think I still like them. How confusing!

913 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 12:29

It's too damn early to be up and working.

914 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 12:46

If everyone just had an email address and a SIP address, everything would be so much better. To hell with various everchanging social networking site. To hell I say! To hell!

VC: sipataion

915 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 13:18

Starting College in 13 minutes. Scared as hell. Don't have a good reason why. Oh ye gods why why why why why w:why wh::why ::::hy::::w::::W:::::why::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::w::::::::::::::::::::::::::::H:::::::hy::::

916 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 14:07

>>911
Hooray, thank you!
Have a walkthrough.

917 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 18:58

that was a bad bad date

918 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 19:47

Someone has posted about something twice now, and I've gone from curious to annoyed.

919 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 20:22

Half way there.

920 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 20:28

Whoooaahh, livin' on a prayer.

921 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 21:14

>>918
I did it but it wasn't me!

922 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 23:52

I'm scared.

923 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 00:49

Heeeeeyyy my pencil. A pencil. A pencil. A pencil. A pencil. A pencil. A pencil. A pencil. A pencil. A pencil. A pencil. A pencil. A pencil. A pencil.

>>922
Don't be scared. You got us,

924 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 07:11

I've been brainstorming ways for asynchronous random decision making (that doesn't rely on honesty) for a while but haven't come up with anything that doesn't require a third arbitrating party yet. Perhaps it's logically impossible?

925 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 08:38

>>916
I finished it! I got ending 4. I'll try to get the other endings now. I loved all the little details you put in, especially the references to the DQN Short Novel. Excellent work, good sir!

926 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 12:20

>>924
Yes, I think you are right.

927 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 13:23

I'm so confused why can't I be the only one in this world who exists (or doesn't exist).

928 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 13:38

>>927
Become a solipsist!

929 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 14:04

Can someone answer my Firefox repository question in the Question thread on the tech support board?

930 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 15:51

>>925
Huzzah, thank you!

931 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 17:37

So I went for a nice walk along an abandoned railway and, about twenty minutes in, I came across twelve pairs of panties, a bra and a single pink sock lying in the middle of the tracks. I simply don't understand this world any more.

932 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 20:42

>>931
Explosion at a nearby clothes store?

933 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 21:37

I'm negative as fuck.

934 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6938 00:16

Oh for fuck's sake.

935 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6938 04:28

Bill Burr cracks me the fuck up.

936 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6938 19:24

She only talked to me to ask me to fix her computer...

937 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6938 22:22

>>933
Life is but a moment, a meaningless grain of sand...

938 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 00:05

The boundary stones, from Amarna to Hakugyokurou.

939 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 00:49

It blows my mind that AT-AT this is not a flash animation or video file http://html5center.sourceforge.net/Build-Awesome-Apps-with-CSS3-Animations

940 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 02:08

School starts in a week. You have no idea how happy I am...

941 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 06:10

I'M POSTING! I'M POSTING! I'M POSTING IN THIS THREAD!

942 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 08:19

I tell people I love cooking. I guess I say it to look cool, and it is partly true - I do enjoy making things, and I especially love to cook for friends.

But when I'm alone, it's a complete lie. I hate cooking. I hate how my back aches as I hunch over the kitchen counter that's too short. I hate how much time it takes to peel and cut vegetables, how inefficient the whole process feels. I hate how your hands constantly get dirty, forcing you to either constantly wash them or operate on everything with your pinky. I hate that it takes four times as long to cook as it does to eat. I hate the volume of dish-washing required of a single meal. I hate that eating healthily requires far more time and money than eating unhealthily. I hate that you have to use produce before it goes bad. I hate that you have to go shopping every week. And I hate that all the energy and effort you put into making a single dish vanishes in an instant.

Call me spoiled, but if I ever get filthy rich the first thing I'm doing is hiring a goddamn cook.

943 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 11:44

>>942
There's nothing wrong with that.

944 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 13:13

God damn it, it's still not up. I am getting frustrated!

945 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 20:44

Going to eat at food trucks tonight. Yum.

946 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 22:30

Perfect music for the occasion.

947 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6940 00:31

Why won't you come back? :(

948 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6940 03:59

I remembered that I posted >>923 while on psychadelic mushrooms. Fun times.

949 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6940 11:10

It seems that entropy is king in the land of the blind.

950 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6940 13:09

>>948
I wonder if we could ever create a catalog of all the posts made on DQN while under the influence of harder drugs.

951 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6940 15:20

>>950
That would make great browsing material. We could also make a thread for posting under the influence of harder drugs.

952 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6940 15:59

>>945

There's a sub shop thing in NJ called Grease Truck

953 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6941 09:21

I need something to waste my time with. Something that will stop me from thinking and take up all my time that doesn't require any thinking and is simple enough to do repeatedly with very little effort. I just need something badly.

954 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6941 09:42

>>953
minecraft?

955 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6941 09:55

BF3 is a game of/by the demoscene.

956 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6941 12:31

And your teeth are worth more than you can spare.
Oh, don't tell me that it just isn't fair!

957 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6941 13:57

I think I need to run.

958 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6941 16:23

And I ran
I ran so far away

959 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6941 17:27

What happens if Jake Brain gets transported to the world of VOTOMS? It's death, isn't it? It's always death...

960 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6941 22:13

Tomorrow is a running day.

961 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6941 22:29

I don't know what to do for you.

962 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6941 22:34

I just picked up a Warren Ellis thing at a used bookstore about him having the robot head of Jack Kirby on his desk. I'm too busy to read it, and it's infuriating me.

963 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6941 22:37

You can run straight into my arms, i-if you want to. I'll hold you close and shield from whatever you're running away from.

964 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6942 03:19

>>963 Dude, desperation will never be sexy.

965 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6942 10:05

   ☆
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ヽ(´Д`;)ノ   Man, my feet are tired. 
 (   )   I've been dancing in so many old threads recently!
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966 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6942 13:40

This band thing is starting to become a lot of fun. Who'd have thought this lowly dokyun would ever enjoy playing shows with a bunch of hipsters?

967 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6942 16:19

I swear the two of you are trying to make me throw up.

968 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6942 16:45

>>964 Wait, how was that desperate?

969 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6942 21:07

That is not how I want to look back on this.

970 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6942 22:08

i want to fuck you but i think you only exist in my mind

971 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6943 00:34

bad bad headache

972 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6943 00:39

I wish that I actually could. It'd bring such a sweet catharsis.

973 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6943 04:55

DQN's threads range from awful to great

974 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6943 08:16

Abooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-rn!

975 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6943 10:52

If people put the same amount of effort into proper original content as they did joke/ironic/"ironically bad" original content, then the internet would be a better place.

976 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6943 12:41

Ain't but one way out. I ain't goin' out that door.

977 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6943 12:45

>>975
But horrible jokes are really easy to make.

978 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6943 13:36

>>977
That's the problem, and why they get old fast.

It's like when people can't dance, so they do a silly, wacky dance as a joke. But it becomes played-out very quickly. If you can't dance, just don't dance.

979 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6943 14:28

I decided to internet-stalk a friend out of boredom. While following the trail of usernames I stumbled upon his LiveJournal from 8 years ago, when he was in college. It's clear that he basically made it for the sake of his girlfriend at the time. There are only a few entries, all basically messages to her. Each has a comment from her. One of his interests is even [girl's name] knows my password. His profile picture is a grainy jpeg of his girlfriend sitting on his lap, her arm around him, an expression of quiet love on her face as she opens her mouth to say something witty. When I saw this picture I was filled with deep sadness and regret. This is why you shouldn't haunt your friends' past.

980 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6943 15:08

I should hurt people.

981 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6943 21:15

>>978 not at all, even if you can't dance you should just let loose and get down anyway

982 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6943 23:05

Delightful! But inaccurate.

983 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6943 23:20

>>981
  | \
  |Д`) You're right. Perhaps I'm too self-conscious and projecting a little.
  |⊂
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984 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6944 00:01

>>981
Dancing and contributing solid original content to internet communities are two vastly different things. Sure, you'll look silly yet still have fun if you dance without knowing the first thing about it. It's not a collective act where the utility of each patron is dependent on every other patron. Yet in a community which values progress, wit, thoughtfulness or otherwise, the focus will always be on new content. This drives the culture and decidedly changes it for better or worse. This is why newbies are frowned upon for their uninformed carelessness.

985 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6944 00:23

I have a folder specifically for images of Touhou characters wearing mittens. I blame you for this, DQN.

986 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6944 04:22

I hate bullshit

987 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6944 06:51

My NEET life is no more as of last night (against my will), and I keep wondering if I am still welcome here.

988 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6944 09:03

>>987, did you shoot a man in Reno?

989 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6944 10:00

>>987
Nonsense! I, for one, congratulate you on whatever steps you're taking to become a functional member of society. Can't take the DQN out of the dokyun, right?

990 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6944 10:30

>>984 yes, dancing was a bad example >>978

991 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6944 15:32

It's nothing even remotely like a maze. Why would you call it that?

992 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6944 15:53

Because it's amazing!

993 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6944 18:25

Ho' boy here it comes...

994 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6944 18:27

dadadadumdadadumdadadum

995 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6944 18:43

I found that dream distasteful.

996 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6944 19:06

All these internet stalkers...oh my.

997 Name: T : 1993-09-6944 20:02

>>996
Just ignore them and they'll go away. Seriously.

998 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6944 20:32


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999 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6944 21:46

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