getting high off of household chemicals (9)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7019 06:39

Weight: 55kg
Chemical: Dextromethorphan HBr
Dose: 300mg

I bought a bottle of red Robitussin cough gels and read a guide online for a "robodrink". So I put all the gels in a cup and let them sit for about 10 minutes. When I started to pull them out of the cup though, some of the pills ripped open, and they were all stuck together! So I had to pull really hard and licked up my fingers. Setting the pills on a paper towel, I cut some of them with a knife I had handy. The blade tasted very gross. I put the pills in the soda bottle like the guide suggested and shook a lot, turning the water a gross brown because of the green soda, but not all the pills were cut open because they were all kinda stuck together. I poured the DXM soda into a glass using a fork as a strainer and then put the pills onto a dish. Then I mashed em up a bunch with knives and a fork. Gross goo shot out and some even got on my forehead. The dish, my paper towels, my cups, my clothing, and my kitchen floor were all bright pink. And my mouth had an awful, terrible, bitter pink taste. I carried an empty glass and the pink dish over to my kitchen sink and rinsed off the plate in a way so that the bright pink water would drip into the cup. Then I drank it all up really fast. Blech! I squished the pills some more and licked up the goo. Yucky! Then I shook my pop bottle a bunch and chugged that. Eugh!

In about 20 minutes, the pills started to kick in. (I'd ate nothing up until then that day.) I poured myself half a shot of gin and went "fuck it" and just sat around in my apartment. The next thing I know, I had a white trash bag in my hands, then I was in bed naked. Then a sack of puke appeared next to my bed. I felt really really good. I basically just tooted around on the computer and danced and sang while trying to seem sober on the IRC. My dad called me and it was hard to seem "normal" while I talked with him, but I managed. 6 hours later, all effects are gone aside from a slightly happy, nice feeling.

While the pre-trip and early-trip experience were not pleasant, the amount of pleasure and spiritual insight I got from the trip made me almost forget that it was ever awful at all. However, the fact remains that the process was messy and the taste was not great; I still have a few pink dishes and cups in my kitchen, along with a pink spot on my table where it dripped through my paper towels. Anyway, what I learned was that if you want to get high on DXM, a bottle of cough gels will do it, but cutting them up really isn't necessary.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7019 06:53

Haha. I remember robotripping.

Kind of getting a nostalgic hankering for it.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7019 07:09

This is not very DQN.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7019 07:31

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7019 07:46

        〃∩ ∧__∧
        ⊂⌒ ( ・ω・)  What the HELL am I reading?
          `ヽ_っ⌒/⌒c

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7019 12:27

>robotripping

Dr. Robotnik approves.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7019 21:04

I TOLD YOU to stop this, it's not good for you.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7019 23:27

Oh, I was cleaning my kitchen and I found another empty pill bottle. Turns out that I did 600mg, not 300mg. No wonder why I got a little sick!

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7020 00:56

DQN seems to be all about DXM lately.

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