[REI] May I take your order? [Part VII] (568)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7141 21:05


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2 Name: MR2GET LIKES TO 2GET : 1993-09-7141 21:10

I'll have the 2GET.

3 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7141 21:17

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4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7141 21:29

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5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7141 22:06

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@@ Ð*L°MÐ Oh also, I'll have a quart of scotch please nya~
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6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7142 00:46

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7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7142 06:29

(LEƒÖE)‚ i knead something only you can give me

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7142 10:23

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9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7142 12:02

You, you give me something. Something that nobody else can give. And my heart, started thumping. You know now you're the one I truly know I dig.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7142 12:14

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i @˜§-]@|! i@ Where's that voice coming from?
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11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7142 21:22

( G߄Dß) It's probably the ghosts of all the customers you murdered with nerve gas at the end of the last thread.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7142 21:33

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13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7142 21:40

(L[`) I don't have any nerves

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7142 21:50

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@@ Ð*L°MÐ I cast a magical protective barrier about myself, nya~
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15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7143 01:56

( LƒÖ`) I'm not the only one with legions of clones.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7143 01:56

( EƒÖE) I have no butt.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7143 01:58

( LƒÖ`) ... I have clones, ayup.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7143 03:12

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@i EƒÖE@) i'm want tea

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7143 04:03

I want a body

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7143 08:55

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_R .U@- Ƀm @And no, you're not allowed to possess anyone, ghost.
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21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7143 13:00

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22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7143 13:31

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@i EƒÖE@) Australian corn husk tea please!

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7143 16:16

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24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7143 21:28

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@i EƒÖE@) EW! Nevermind.

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7143 21:42

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26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7143 21:57

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@i@MEƒÖEj@@ More like dissatisfied! I'd like to speak to your manager!
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27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7143 22:20

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28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7144 00:04

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29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7144 01:48

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30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7144 07:33

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31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7145 13:38

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32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7146 00:43

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33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7146 01:14

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34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7146 01:21

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@i EƒÖE@) Oh well, thanks anyway.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7146 01:41

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36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7162 18:30

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37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7165 05:38

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38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7165 12:18

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39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7165 21:57

i@MƒnLjI would like to order a cup of urine, if you'd be so kind.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7166 10:01


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41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7168 19:53

( EƒÖE) May I have an ice cream cone please?

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7171 21:20

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@You betcha.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7175 03:54

Can I get an order of dat ass with a side of fries?

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7175 04:45

@@‚Ö-Í
@ Ð*L°MЁ@@No faceless customers allowed, nya
`(,_‚•‚•É

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7175 17:50

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@What the hell are you doing here?
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7175 17:57

@@‚Ö-Í
@ Ð*L°MЁ@@I'm the piano man. I sing a song tonight.
`(,_‚•‚•É

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7175 23:18

@@@BB
@ Ąß,ČoČ
˜Ðœc߃Ö߃~@@Cn'I ave one for th' road?
@ ū@ @@ ƒ~ @
@ Ð,,,,‚Â,,,,,,‚ @

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7204 01:45

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@I think you've already had enough, pal.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7204 04:03

@@@BB
@ Ąß,ČoČ
˜Ðœc߃Ö߃~@@Howbowda cheeseburger?
@ ū@ @@ ƒ~ @
@ Ð,,,,‚Â,,,,,,‚ @

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7204 11:20

Is... Is that a gem on your forehead? May I see it for a moment?

@ @@ @ Ī,,,_@ @ @ @_,,,
@ @ @ @ _">-o-<"^
@ @ @ @ ÚĪ( l _ l ),ĪT < Now I'm complete!
@@@,,Q @@@lށ@''l
@ @,'-ށR,@/@ , l
@@@Þ"ÜRÉRY ,Í
@@@@ @@ށi,,_l,,l,,l_,,j

@@@@@BB
@@@ Ąß,Č-Č
@@˜Ðœc߃Ö߃~@@... ?..
@@@ ū@ @@ ƒ~ @
@@@ Ð,,,,‚Â,,,,,,‚ @

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7228 23:37

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Why don't you two help yourselves to the
_R .U@- Ƀm @rat poison over by the back door?
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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52 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7229 00:47

@ @@ @ Ī,,,_@ @ @ @_,,,
@ @ @ @ _">-o-<"^
@ @ @ @ ÚĪ( l _ l ),ĪT < I command you to feed me a bowl of ramen!
@@@,,Q @@@lށ@''l
@ @,'-ށR,@/@ , l
@@@Þ"ÜRÉRY ,Í
@@@@ @@ށi,,_l,,l,,l_,,j

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7229 08:59

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) EXTRA LARGE! EXTRA SAUCE!

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7229 20:28

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Look, you were warned that you'd be marked by the employees if you ordered that.
_R .U@- Ƀm @Now turn around, bend over, and let me get the branding iron heated up.
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 23:16

@@@(~)
@ƒÁLÜMR
@ {i:i:i:i:i:i:i:i:}
@i@MEƒÖEj@@ Oh boy! Can I watch?
@ i:::::::::F:::j
@@ ‚ĩ„Ÿ‚i

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 23:24

@@ _ _,,..,,,,_
@(:(@@@@@)
@ |:|LĨÍĨ`|@I'd like to be lightly toasted and buttered, please!
@ |:|@ @ @ |
@ `''°---]L

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7237 16:42

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Only toasters toast toast.
_R .U@- Ƀm @We are all out of toasters.
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7237 16:47

@@ _ _,,..,,,,_
@(:(@@@@@)
@ |:|LĨÍĨ`|@Toasters toast bread, silly!
@ |:|@ @ @ |@Toasters that toast toast would be called overtoasters. Or retoasters.
@ `''°---]L
@@ _ _,,..,,,,_
@(:(@@@@@)
@ |:|LĨÍĨ`|@I'd like to be lightly overtoasted and buttered, please!
@ |:|@ @ @ |
@ `''°---]L

59 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7240 22:01

@ @@ @ Ī,,,_@ @ @ @_,,,
@ @ @ @ _">-o-<"^
@ @ @ @ ÚĪ( l _ l ),ĪT < Never mind me, >>54! You said that the likes of me aren't served here.
@@@,,Q @@@lށ@''l@ @ @ You have to stay true to your word, you know!
@ @,'-ށR,@/@ , l
@@@Þ"ÜRÉRY ,Í
@@@@ @@ށi,,_l,,l,,l_,,j

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7241 00:14

@@@(~)
@ƒÁLÜMR
@ {i:i:i:i:i:i:i:i:}
@i@'EƒÖEj@@ Am I kawaii?
@ i:::::::::F:::j
@@ ‚ĩ„Ÿ‚i

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7241 02:01

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62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7349 18:29

@@( EƒÖE) Hey, a recipe book!
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@@( EƒÖE) This "fuckle butthat jubilee" looks pretty good.
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63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7349 18:54

@@( EƒÖE) Oooo! Angel Ball Cake!
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64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7349 19:22

@@@ ^PPPP_
@@@/@@@@ œ@@œ@
@@@|Y@@Y@@@@@@@_
@@@| |@@ | @@@@@@Ĩ |@@ I am so angry
@@@| _^ @@ @ @ Ql|@
@@@|@@@@@@ QQQ^
@@@_@@@@^ @ @ @
@@@@b b@|@
@@@@i_QjQj

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7349 20:09

@@( EƒÖE) If you want to make a complaint, I could take a note or something.
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66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7349 21:58

@@@ ^PPPP_
@@@/@@@@ œ@@œ@
@@@|Y@@Y@@@@@@@_
@@@| |@@ | @@@@@@Ĩ |@@ No, no I don't want to be a bother.
@@@| _^ @@ @ @ Ql|@
@@@|@@@@@@ QQQ^
@@@_@@@@^ @ @ @
@@@@b b@|@
@@@@i_QjQj

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7360 15:13


@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@No one is here, I can dance now.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@I'm dancing behind the counter
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7366 20:37

@@‚Ö-Í
@ Ð*L°MЁ@@I see you, nya.
`(,_‚•‚•É

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7366 21:29

( EƒÖE) You're dancing? Good thing I brought plenty of singles!

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7366 22:37

(╬ಠûuಠ) I WANT HOT PANCREAS PANCAKES! WITH SYRUP!

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7367 05:11

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Why are you telling me this?
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7368 01:04

(╬ಠûuಠ) BECAUSE CUSTOMER SERVICE! AREN'T YOU THE ONE THAT TAKES ORDERS HERE?

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7368 18:08

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@What's an "order"?
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7370 16:54

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@I barely do anything here. Most of my work gets done on the corner down the street.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7370 19:06

@@‚Ö-Í
@ Ð*L°MЁ@@They call her the Rei because she's so beautiful.
`(,_‚•‚•É

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7370 21:07

( ß ƒŽß) Her real name is Fizzblop Crappletwingy!

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7370 23:53

(╬ಠûuಠ) PANCREAS!

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7371 21:55

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) Fizzblop Crappletwingy!

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7375 14:53

@@‚Ö-Í
@ Ð*L°MЁ@@< I tried to make congee in a rice cooker.
`(,_‚•‚•É

< It did not go so well, because I have paws instead of hands.

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7381 01:36

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@You shouldn't be in the kitchen anyway.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL@@@Not while you're still alive.
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7504 17:33

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@We're reopening under new management.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL@@@Freshen your cup, hon?
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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==@FIZZBLOP CRAPPLETWINGY'S@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7504 18:04

( ߁@@@@@@ „D@@ ß ) Can I have a cheiss baergaer?

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7504 19:11

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@That doesn't sound like any kind of freshened cup I've heard of.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL@@@Freshen your cup, hon?
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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==@FIZZBLOP CRAPPLETWINGY'S@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7615 18:06

( ß ƒŽß) Freshen the FUCK out of my cup, please!

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7615 18:10

(*߁[ß) Wishing on a cheeseburger that seems far off, hoping it will come today.

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7615 18:49

i OƒÖOjExtra large, with extra sauce!

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7615 23:01

<˜ĪMÍL> Does serve cat here, nida?

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7616 18:54


@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@We serve anybody. What do you want?
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL@@@
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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== @ROLL FIZZLEBEEF'S@ ==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7616 19:33

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Oh, wow, there's a lot of you.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL@@@
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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== @SLAKE FISTCRACK'S@BURGER BISTRO ==
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90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7616 19:37


@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@The line forms on the right.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL@@@
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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== We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese! ==
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91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7620 17:43

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@And then goes right out that door.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL@@@
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡======================
== SMOKE MANMUSCLE'S LITTLE TASTE OF ITALY ==
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92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7620 19:33

<˜ĪMÍL> I want cat, nida. Also apolojuice, nida.

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7630 18:14

@@@BB
@ Ąß,ČoČ
˜Ðœc߃Ö߃~@@I'd like a shit sandwich if you'd be so kind.
@ ū@ @@ ƒ~ @
@ Ð,,,,‚Â,,,,,,‚ @

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7630 22:02

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj@@
i @˜§-]@|! i @One number two, pick it up!
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL@ @@@@@ ____
@ @ / _ɁT@ @@ @ (,,,,,,;;;)
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|@ @ @ @ ( E-E) Oh, ha ha.
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡@

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7632 19:35

@@@BB
@ Ąß,ČoČ
˜Ðœc߃Ö߃~@@Yay.@ ____
@ ū@ @@ ƒ~ @@ @ (,,,,,,;;;)@
@ Ð,,,,‚Â,,,,,,‚ @ @ @ ( E-E) @Don't eat me!

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7637 23:47

(Ĩ_Ĩ)‚Á-~ Wow. Someone got fed. Call MSNBC!

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7653 22:30

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj@@
i @˜§-]@|! i @No smoking in the diner, hon.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL@ @@@@@ ____
@ @ / _ɁT@ @@ @ (,,,,,,;;;)
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|@ @ @ @ (Ĩ_Ĩ) Uh oh.
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
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98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7668 02:45

( ß ƒŽß) Smokey Bacon Cheesebucky please!

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7668 23:51

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj@@
i @˜§-]@|! i @Sorry, we're all out of that.
_R .U@)- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL@ @@@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@ @@ @
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|@ @ @ @
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
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100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7672 13:32

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj@@
i @˜§-]@|! i @Anyone feel lucky?
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL@ @@@@@ ____
@ @ / _ɁT@ @@ @ (,,,,,,;;;)
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|@ @ @ @100GET.
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
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101 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7678 04:11

(`A') Over here lady! I'd like make a special order, for you! To, ah, uh, commemorate this special occasion! I want to order - for you to chew on - an extra big salty schwarzwald of a sausage. And make sure not to skimp on the sauce lady!

102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7679 02:37

(Ĩ_Ĩ) I second that order.

103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7696 18:26

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Fuck.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL@@Off.
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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104 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7696 22:54

( L‿`) I want some goof butts pls

105 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7711 20:43

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@That's what your mom said.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL@@
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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106 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7969 19:11



@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Freshen your cup, hon?
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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107 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7969 21:30

( ß ƒŽß) Give me your biggest serving of Tang!

108 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7970 12:44

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@That's only for astronauts.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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109 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7970 13:32

( Ü-Ü) I'll be an asstronaut in YOUR butthole.

110 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7990 14:58


@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@You? More like an astro-not. Am I Reite guise?
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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111 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7990 19:54

ت Gimme some pepperoni and a couple of smokes

112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 14:45

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Sorry, we're not allowed to serve to non-Shift_JIS past 7.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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113 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 14:45

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==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞âE∞âE∞âE∞âE∞âE∞âE∞âE

114 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 19:30

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    / EžE‰ãE
  /__i |äļą!|
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==   THE Mojibake's DINER    ==
∞âE∞âE∞âE∞âE∞âE∞âE∞âE

115 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 22:11

įļē€įļē€įļē€-įŠķįĩķ€E―- įļēE―
ãƒŧäļŠÂ€Â€įļē€įļē€įļē€įļē€įđï――
!įļē€ !įļē€čŽEš|,.iãƒŧį‘›_ãƒŧäžšï―žE―
i įļē€čĩE―-įŠķčˆŒÂ€Â€ãƒŧE―! iįļē€One double Mojibake, coming right up!
ãƒŧEžįđï―― .įđ§æ§­Â€Â€- ãƒŧåģĻãƒŪ įļē€
įļē€įļē€ãƒŧ€ãƒŧ€įđčž”€€iE‚ï―ī
įļē€ įļē€ / ãƒŧEžãƒŧåģĻãƒŧ
įļē€įļē€/__i |čģEą!|
įŽâ‰Ŧį…ĪįļšEĪįŽâEâ–―įŽâ‰Ŧį…ĪįŦæĻžãEįŦïŋ―========
==įļē€įļē€įļē€THE REI'S DINERįļē€įļē€įļē€įļē€==
įŦæĻžãEįŦæĻžãEįŦæĻžãEįŦæĻžãEįŦæĻžãEįŦæĻžãEįŦæĻžãE

116 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 03:32

ة Holy shit, what happened?

ة Never mind, I want cannoli. Just put it in my round mouth.

117 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8017 22:59


@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Sorry, we're all out of cannoli, I can only offer a can of oli.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8017 23:16

(۰۸۰) م ن ه ی

119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8018 16:39



@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@No hablo inglez.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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120 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8018 19:26

What's the meaning of life, VIPsaurus?

121 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 02:46

( ß ƒŽß) I wanna Royale with cheese!

122 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 05:41

This is a stickup! Empty the register into the bag and no one gets hurt, lady!

123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8029 17:18

i@MƒnLjNOW can I have a cup of urine?

124 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8029 18:37

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Only if you pronounce it the way Thoughty2 does.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

125 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8029 19:20

i@MƒnLjOf course I do.

126 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 18:45

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Very well.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT@ ”A”A”A”A”A”A”A”A”A
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

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^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Now leave and never come here again.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL@@@É
@ @ / _ɁT@@@@j
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|@@@|_É
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127 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8042 09:07

(*߁[ß)@Can I get a handburger, please

128 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8042 16:34

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Sure, go get one. I won't stop you.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
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‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

129 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 11:30

(*߁[ß)@Did you just tell me to go fuck myself?

130 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 19:49

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@No, no no.
_R .U@- Ƀm @Not in so many words, anyway.
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
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‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

131 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8066 14:29

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@I haven't opened my eyes for the better part
_R .U@- Ƀm @of a decade.
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

132 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8070 05:07

iœ,ĪœjI'd like to order a blo-job.

133 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8075 18:02

(*߁[ß)@How long are you going to play the waiting game then, huh? We're queuing up here.

134 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8111 17:28

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Well, quit it.
_R .U@- Ƀm
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
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‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

135 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8112 18:42

iĨÍĨ)‚‡I I would like two slices of chocolate cake please!

136 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8113 02:27

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@No.
_R .U@- Ƀm
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
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‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

137 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8113 08:09

iĨÍĨ)‚‡I‡I

138 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8113 22:27

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Hmmm... No.
_R .U@- Ƀm
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
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‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

139 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8114 01:31

(@߁Íß)‚Â(E(E

140 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8114 19:37

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Get a room.
_R .U@- Ƀm
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š„Š„Š„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@THIS AIN'T MOTEL 6 BUDDY@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

141 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8114 19:44

(‡IÍ‡I)

142 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8184 00:50

@@@@@@@@@,r"LÜMÞ`R
@@@@@@@^@,@@@-]- !Ī
@@@ @@^@{,}f@@-]- ,,,__Ī)
@@@@^@@ /@@.r'~"'']--Ī)
@@,r''"LÜR{@@ R@(E)Ę(E)}Ī Hi! I'm an 800lb gorilla, and I'd like a banana split.
@/@@@@@@_@@ižM-'‚ji-Ī
@@@@@@@@@ `}. i__,,ƒmR_É,Ɂ@ _ @
@@@@@@@@@@ l@@ M-" ,Ɂ@@@ R @
@@@@@@@@@@ }@ĪĪ___,j''@@@@@ l

143 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8184 01:05

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@We don't serve your kind here.
_R .U@- Ƀm
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š„Š„Š„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@THIS AIN'T MOTEL 6 BUDDY@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

144 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8184 02:47

(ه ره)
May I have a cheese burger?

145 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8184 04:22

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@What is it with all you nubs and cheeseburgers?
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

146 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8191 19:43

Yeah I'll take a girl stuff bacon burrtango, with bacon please, also a seen a minute twisty, extra bacon, and I'll have some bacon please. Widdly scuds?

147 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8192 06:51

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@We're out of bacon.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@@... WIDDLY SCUDS?@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8192 08:00

@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Can I have a cheeseburger?
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt__iL

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8193 17:44

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@We serve neither headslugs nor cheeseburgers.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8195 14:36

(*߁[ß) Wanna get off when you get off?

151 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8195 17:04

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@No.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

152 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8195 20:40

(*߁[ß) I'll have le reddit burger

(*߁[ß) ...

(*߁[ß) I have no friends.

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8196 13:22

(*߁[ß) Can I have 666 of your clones to, err, keep me company? I mean you can always keep making more, right?

154 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8211 18:43

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Leave.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š„Š„Š„Š„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@@WE DON'T TALK ABOUT IT@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

155 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8212 20:07


@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Freshen your cup, hon?
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

156 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8213 18:55

(*߁[ß) Why doesn't anyone like me? Give me something to make people like me, please.

157 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8213 21:48

( EÍE) “Ę Nothing will make people like you, Shii! NOTHING!!!

158 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8240 00:34

( EÍE) I want an omelet

159 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8240 01:07

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Was there a gay pedophile author here? I just got a call for him from the NAMBLA.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

160 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8240 02:10

( EÍE) John Scalzi just left.

161 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8240 03:29

( EÍE) David Gerrold is over in the corner by the kids playground. I think he really likes the ball pit.

( EÍE) So about that omelet...

162 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8240 22:13

(*߁[ß) which vegan options do you have?

163 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8242 03:55

-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Cannabis and wine.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

164 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8242 10:55

(*߁[ß) What wines do you have? I need to check it's not filtered through goat bones.

165 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8242 12:36

(*K^K) weed is bad

166 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8242 16:23

@ @-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@We just have this old bottle of sheep squeezins.
_R .U@- Ƀm @It's pretty rancid.
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

167 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8242 17:41

(*߁[ß)
(*߁[ß) ...
(*߁[ß) I'll take it.

168 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8242 18:20

(*߁[ß) Do you have any good beer?

169 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8242 20:08

(*߁[ß) You know, as a chaser?

170 Name: i L_T`j : 1993-09-8242 22:55

(ßᖢĨ) Chaser? I 'ardly know 'er!
(ßᖢĨ) Heh.
(ßᖢĨ) ...
(ßᖢĨ) I'll have another.

171 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8246 01:16




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iĨƒÖĨM@j WAUTCH ME SQUART XDDDDD
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/ / / _ j @@ @C,Ĩ_@@, f,ˆ Ĩ@N@"D;":@ĪĨæ @@
@@@ ƒm / /@ @@ځ@@ƒm AC,Ĩ_@@@, f,ˆ Ĩ@N@@"D;": @@@@ĪĨæ f@@
@@ ž -' -' @@@/@ / D; :
@@@@@@@@@@/@ /|
@@@@@@ @@@i@i@Ī
@@@@@ @@ @@|@ |Ī@_
@@ @@@@ @.@@|@/@_@Ül
@@@@@@ @@@@|@|@@@j@/
@@@@@@ @@@ƒm@ j@@ ‚ĩ'
@@@@@@ @@(Q^

172 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8424 13:36

( LEƒÖE`) I'd like some neurotoxins to go.

173 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8425 22:21

@ @-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@We're fresh out. How 'bout a turducken sandwich?
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

174 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8431 13:29

( EÍE) Hey lady, what can I get for 490 Japanese Yen(tm) or less?

175 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8431 17:11

@ @-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@We're fresh out. How 'bout a turducken sandwich?
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

176 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8431 19:47

i L_T`jNow, now. What's all this obsession about turducken sandwiches again?

177 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8431 22:03

@ @-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Order one and find out, tough guy.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

178 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8431 22:16

i L_T`jI'll have a turducken sandwich.

179 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8431 22:19

@ @-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@We're all out of turds.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@@HA HA HA HA HA@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

180 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8431 22:25

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/ O o_.-`|
/O_.-' O | I'll take some cheese.
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181 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8431 22:48

@ @-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Man, you are a block of cheese, and you WANT some cheese?
_R .U@- Ƀm @You are ONE DUMB mother fucking cheese block, man, you
@@MMƒt@iLbeing outright STUPID. I don't even think you are being SERIOUS
@ @ / _ɁT right now. Sheeeeeit, hehaaay.
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==I DON'T SUFFER FOOLS GLADLY==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

182 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8431 23:51

( E-E) It seems to me that the cheese block is actually pretty intelligent for a cheese block, seeing as it is capable of speech. Also, I'll have a cyanide surprise. With olives.

183 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8432 01:00

@ @-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@The surprise is there is no cyanide. You can't get out that easy.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@@ALSO WE'RE OUT OF OLIVES@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8432 12:50

i L_T`j Can I take this omelette to go?

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8432 23:24

@ @-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@That's not an omelette, but sure, take it.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8433 10:27

i@EƒÖEjI'd like an omelette! Or a dick! I'd eat either!

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8434 23:28

@ @-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Selling penises has been banned in compliance with the Geneva Convention.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@@THE GAY AGENDA@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8435 01:16

( E-E) I'd like to offer you a large order of my sauce.

( E-E) All over your face.

( E-E) That's the traditional way of serving it.

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8435 02:53

@ @-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i Look, we can't risk another health code violation.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
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190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8435 18:17

your nama chegg? chegg gimmie a peg legg

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8435 22:30

@@@@@@@ @ČQČ@@@„Ą„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ
@@@@@@ üiLÍM jü ƒ@For me I would like the Kouyama burger
@@@@@@@ _@@@ ^@@„Ī„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ
@@@@@@@_^ QQ __
@@@@@@iQ^@@ _Qj
@@@@@@@@ @@‚Œ‚Œ‚Œ

192 Name: newfag !uj/koSf.Zc : 1993-09-8436 11:28

nama chegg degg begg

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8455 20:59

@ @-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@We don't serve chomelettes, nor domeletes, nor bomelettes.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8456 03:00

(@B@@„D ß ) kana hava chiisz bare gare?

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8456 16:21

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^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Speak English, you nipplehead.
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@@MMƒt@iL
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@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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196 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8457 13:37

@ @-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@I think I just felt an emotion right now.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
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@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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197 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8457 14:29

( E-E) One smore, with feeling.

198 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8457 15:24

@ @-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Wait, no, not emotion, the other one. A bowel movement.
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@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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199 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8457 16:12

@ @-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Brownies are on the menu again.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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200 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8457 17:12

@ @-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@That's unrelated to the bowel movement though. I just wanted brownies.
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@@MMƒt@iL
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@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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201 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8457 18:40

( E-E) Are they poop brownies?

202 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8457 18:46

@ @-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@The recipe is a closely guarded secret.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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203 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8457 19:26

Č__Č
(l Í l) There are bronys here? I have a very rare NIB Derpy for sale.
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iQ^@@ _Qj

204 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8458 03:09

(@B@@„D ß ) I wouuld liike one cheesebuurgerr

205 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8472 19:45

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!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@That's nice.
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@@MMƒt@iL
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@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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206 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8473 13:58

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207 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 03:28

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^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Sorry, the other primate that came here took the last one.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
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==@@@ASHTRAYS OUT FOR HARAMBE@@@@==
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208 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8688 23:31

@@@@@@@@@@@@ ^j@@@@@@@@@,.D-„Ÿ„Ÿ-
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@@@@@ _/@|i@@@|@ ///'@^@@!_@@@@@ _ @ @Ɂ@@@ ,“ņ!
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@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@This uncle says !!

209 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8764 22:09

@@@@@@@@ CČ Č
@@ ___@@@@›(߄D߁G)
@^_ccCb@ _
@@@@@@@@@@Č
^PPPPPP@PPPPPPPPPPPP
| HELLO? LUCKY CHANNEL DID NOT TAKE MY CALL
_QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ

210 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8943 16:34

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§ ‚ē‚Á‚ą! i@Where we're going,
_R .U@- Ƀm @You don't need eyes to see
@@MMƒt@iL@@that we're all out of that.
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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==@@@EVENT HOREIZON@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

211 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8943 18:34

If you sign up,
You can earn $1,000,000 too.
http://goo.gl/YLysV3

212 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8944 00:45

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^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@We are out of that as well.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
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@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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213 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8944 03:43

@ @-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]‚Á|! i@Something smells funny.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8945 05:06

@ @-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]‚Á|! i@I'm all out of cleaning chemicals.
_R .U@- Ƀm @I can't make the smell go away.
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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215 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8949 08:34

@ ČQČ@@@^PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
@i@LÍMj ƒ@ I'm buying some oil from you for my bike
@iQÜR@@@_QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ
@@ ,)ƒm MJ

216 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9008 17:47

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^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]‚Á|! i@Sir, this is a pedestrian-only walkway.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9044 18:49

iLÍMjRei, are you gonna set up shop for the Olympics?

218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9044 19:25

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^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Fuck no.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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219 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9230 17:29

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@@MMƒt@iL
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220 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9288 21:34

Newfag to DQN culture, how do I change the font? I've gotten as far as discovering what font is used to copy Rei correctly, but I don't know what is required to use it here.

221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9289 18:17

@ @-]]- A
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!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@
_R .U@- Ƀm @Sorry, we're all out of font
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!| `(ÜCE>
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222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9293 02:31

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Freshen your cup, hon?
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9293 04:31

You can freshen my bofa.

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9293 23:30

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Yeah I think we have some in the back
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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225 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9412 21:05

(LEƒÖE`) Pardon me. Would you have any smoked cheese?

226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9412 22:14

@@@-]]- A
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!@ !@l|,.iÉl_ɁjWahaaa
i @˜§-]@|! i@
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9412 22:53

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@That is to say, no.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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228 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9412 23:02

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Sometimes I wonder, what it's like to be a jpeg.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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229 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9413 06:22

( ͡‹ ͜ʖ ͡‹) JPEG is my girlfriend's last name.

230 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9625 05:44

( ß ƒŽß) I would like one snippy, dismissive response about "being all out of that!" Oh, and an insincere apology as an appetizer!

231 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9625 17:32

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!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Okay.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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232 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9625 18:15

(#M„DL) I want pre-ordered tickets to Majo Minarai o Sagashite, and a blue flying spaghetti monster with a big forehead to take me to the theater

233 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9626 02:28

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Sorry, >>232 we don't sell that here. Would you like a hamburger instead?
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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234 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9626 11:33

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@@ @ @ @ @`y't@@@@ R' @ @ @ @ /^@@@Rei! I'd like you and everyone I know to
@@@@@@@@ ! ‚ĄĪ @ @ Ī;:=Ķ@@ V@@@@@stand around me applauding and congratulating me.
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235 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9626 15:08

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!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Yeah, right.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
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@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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236 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9626 17:32

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@@@@@@@@@@@@@@'@ '~`P@@@@@'‚Œ

237 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9626 20:29

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!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@We're all out of sympathy too, you
_R .U@- Ƀm @whiny little shit.
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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238 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9627 23:56

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239 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9628 00:52

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@We do have a few bottles of depression,
_R .U@- Ƀm @but it looks like you've had too much already.
@@MMƒt@iL@ I'm going to have to cut you off.
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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240 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9628 02:09

( EƒÖE) Actually, depression's always on tap. We siphon it straight from the sewer main.

241 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9628 03:52

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^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@One final point: To hate you,
_R .U@- Ƀm @I'd have to care.
@@MMƒt@iL@
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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242 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9629 14:50

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243 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9629 20:02

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^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@That would require touching you. I'd
_R .U@- Ƀm @need to put on gloves first.
@@MMƒt@iL@
@ @ / _ɁT@@ Food handling regulations and all.
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@It's your lucky day. We're all out
_R .U@- Ƀm @of gloves.
@@MMƒt@iL@
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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244 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9631 09:12

@(ßĪ Ą ‚V I'd like some cut cheese, pwease

245 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9633 12:37

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246 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9633 23:05

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^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@@@@What's that?
_R .U@- Ƀm. |R@@You want to be cut up like a block of cheese?
@@MMƒt@iL@@ | |
@ @ / _ɁT.@ | |
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|ƒm‚Â||
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247 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9634 02:11

(ߥ Ą ‚V No, I was hoping you'd bend over and fart and say "here's your cut cheese, come again".

248 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9634 02:23

I think we all know how shy Ayanami is. She'd never rip one in front of her customers

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249 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9634 02:26

@@@‚Ö-Í
@@ Ð*L°MÐ I interject, nya. She's farted on my nose before nya
@`(,_‚•‚•É

250 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9634 02:30

(ßĪ Ą ‚V What nose?

251 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9634 02:31

@@@‚Ö-Í
@@ Ð*L‚MÐ
@`(,_‚•‚•É

252 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9634 03:02

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|LÍMj Whoa. nice nose. Can I have one?
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253 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9634 20:08

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]‚|! i@@@@We're all out.
_R .U@- Ƀm. |R@@Try Archie McPhee's.
@@MMƒt@iL@@ | |
@ @ / _ɁT.@ | |
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|ƒm‚Â||
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254 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9635 14:31

@@@‚Ö-Í
@@ Ð*L°MÐ Hey, you stole my nose nya. And don't change the subject nya
@`(,_‚•‚•É

255 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9638 20:59

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256 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9638 21:04

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@@@i__j
@@ Ð*L°MÐ What the fuck, nya
@`(,_‚•‚•É

257 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9638 21:07

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^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]l|! i@@@@That cream corn encrusted Hershey Kiss will be 200 \
_R .U@- Ƀm. |R@@
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258 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9638 21:09

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259 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9638 21:09

( EoE)

260 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9639 13:54

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@@@i__j
@@ Ð*L°MÐ Got my nose back, nya
@`(,_‚•‚•É

261 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9639 14:05

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Who ordered this? https://nyou.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=18928 Get it while it's hot!
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
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@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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262 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9646 07:46

( LĨ„DĨM) I just wanted a cup of tea.

263 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9646 11:13

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^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! Just put some laxatives in Asuka's morning coffee and tell her to squat over a cup
_R .U@- Ƀm @
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264 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9656 13:50

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265 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9729 08:47

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266 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9731 21:38

uh, get me two over-easy eggs, some hasbrowns, two strips of bacon, a black coffee and a glass of orange juice.

267 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9731 22:13

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!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! Asuka, you got that fresh pot ready yet?
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
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@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! And who put Austin Powers 2 on the TV? That movie's positively nauseating.
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268 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9755 05:14

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! Sorry, we're open for take-out only until further notice, given the circumstances.
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269 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9801 10:50

i@MƒnLj I WANT MY SLAW

270 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9801 15:38

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^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! Why are you telling me this?
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@@MMƒt@iL
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@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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271 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9801 17:37

( E-E) I think it's an Invader Zim bit.

272 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9802 08:53

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!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! You know what's really funny? My dialogue embedded itself in my hair 155 days ago and nobody noticed.
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273 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9802 17:26

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!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@This, however, is less funny.
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274 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9802 18:03

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@@Ð*ಠ_ಠÐ I haven't retired, you know.
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275 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9802 21:29

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!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@ Sorry, we're all out of cat.
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276 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9803 00:16

( E-E) I didn't know you sold Chinese food.

277 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9803 02:05

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278 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9803 16:30

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!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@ Sorry, we're all out of scat.
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279 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9803 19:00

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) I got "fag" as my captcha.

280 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9803 20:35

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!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@ This is a non-smoking establishment. Take that captcha outside.
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281 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9804 22:17

(L_TM)@Hey, I'm here for my, uh, nose reduction surgery.

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9805 17:08

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!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@ How is that my problem?
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283 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9805 22:24

(L_TM) I was told that you're DQN's top expert on not having a nose.

284 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9805 23:15

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!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@ Ah, I see. Lay your head on the counter and close your eyes. It'll be over quickly.
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285 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9806 17:29

@@@-]]- A
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!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@ In other news, The Rei's Mystery Meat Ravioli Special #4 is back on the menu.
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286 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9806 20:08

( EƒÖE) Who nose what's inside it?

287 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9807 03:24

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!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@ Quiet kid
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288 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9807 14:32

( EƒÖE) Guess I shouldn't be too nosy.

289 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9807 17:51

( EƒÖE) I just hope it wasn't mass produced in an ol' factory.

290 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9809 15:27

( EƒÖE) booger booger booger booger

291 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9809 19:42

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!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@ Please don't casually reveal the secret seasoning.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
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292 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9810 14:17

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293 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9811 06:10

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i @˜§-]@|! i @Sorry, we're all out of that.
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294 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9811 08:42

gaynus

295 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9811 11:53

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296 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9811 19:59

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@ That was ten posts ago. You snooze, you lose.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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297 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9811 23:41

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@@@@@@@@@@ /:::::::::::RČ/:::::::/M'.,@Ugh, fine... I guess I'll settle for the The Rei's Mystery Meat Ravioli Special #3, then.
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298 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9812 03:36

@@‚Ö-Í
@ Ð*LoMЁ@@This is getting me ticked off, nyu. Don't let her tell you what you can and can't eat. I say we start a revolution, nya. I vow to never eat Ayanami's kuso pig food again, nya~
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299 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9812 03:40

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT -gurgle
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

300 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9812 03:43

@@@@@@@-]]- A
@@@@ ^@@@@@R
@@@@!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
@@@@i @˜§-]@|! i@
@@@@_R .U@‿ Ƀm@
@@@@@@MMƒt@iL@
@@ @ @ @ / _ɁT
@@@@@@/__i |˜Ģ!|@@ @ }@_
@ @ @ @ / Č== 1Īƒj‚Ä(___)^
@@@@@/ / Ɂ@@@',
@@@@{§ƒmV@@@@'A
@@@@@ q@@@@@@'
@@@@@ ` „Ķ §.r°L
@@@@ l@ |@| |
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@@@‚Ö-́@@!~.i !
@@ Ð*LOMЁ@iM'L~)~)
@`(,_‚•‚•É@@

301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9812 04:05


,,,
@@‚ցiQj
@ Ð*L-MЁ@..........nya?
`(,_‚•‚•É

302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9812 04:06

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@ Enjoy your chocolate kuso ear, chibi neko. That'll be five hundred yen
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
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‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9812 04:25

( ß ƒŽß) Gimme a hot fresh JISAKUJIEN, sweet cakes! I know you ain't out of those!

304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9812 23:38

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@ We don't serve sweet cakes of any sort. Try the bakery across the street.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
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305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9813 07:33

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306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9813 16:44

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@ Ew, what happened to your face?
_R .U@- Ƀm @Get out, you'll scare away my customers.
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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==@ THE REI'S DISGUSTED @==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9815 09:16

@@@@@@@@@@@@@ ,. --\cĪ
@@@@@@@@@@@@^@@@ ^:. _
@@@@@@@@@@ ^@@@ ^::::::::::.@R
@@@@@@@@ @ e°--ˆę'L@ _:::::::.@ ',@ @ @ @ @ @ I caught this alligator from http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1200784603/359
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @ R:::::.@ !@ @ @ @so can you make me some alligator burgers?
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@@@@ f@@@ |\\^@ @ @ @ @ - ĪR! RRĪ__,.-Ī
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@@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ l _lž― _ __,ž―ē/@ MR _ M`[--ĪƒCl__RĪ :_: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : !
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@@@@@@@@@@ ^ ^MÄĪ__@ |::YĪ:::::::/|@@@@j@ ',@RAĪ_R!@ M` !M: :R: : : : : : : : : :}: : : : : :[\- Ī: : : : : : : : : :MR
@@@@ @ @ @ ^@/|@@l/@ @ !-'@`°'r'@@ @ / @ !@ | R|@ !|Ī/R/ŋ : : : : : : : : : : : : /: : : : : : : : : : : : :Mi: : /: : : : : ^
@@@@@@@@ {@@ { RĪ/@@ _/__„'"Ü`R@@ !@ //@jĪ,r|l@ Ø-]''L: : : : : : : : : : : : :^QQQ_j : : : : : : /-q__: : : : :Z_
@ @ @ @ @ @ `°--`!Q(L,@@@@@@@@@_/__ƒC_^]cSĪ|: : :Q ..@-ˆęc'' L P@@@@@ '\Ī,.-Ī^@@@ M`°`P
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ `[]ˆę'`N PP@@ 'L[ˆęc '' LP

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9815 09:26

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@ I'm not falling for this one again.
_R .U@- Ƀm @As soon as I turn my back you're going to go "And make it snappy!"
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9819 11:20


@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Now, which of you hons needs your cup freshened?
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
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310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9819 16:24

i๑‚nㅂ‚nj˚@‚n‚hC@‚n‚l‚`‚d‚q‚`ITHIS SHOP NEEDS RECONDITIONING SO THE FOOD INDUSTRY WONT BLACKLIST THE WORKERS HERE! AS OUR FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS, WE WILL PUNISH MRS. OWNER REI! ONCE WE STRADDLE HER AND FORCE FEED HER ASUKA'S CHILI POT, WE'LL BEGIN OUR SECOND ORDER OF BUSINESS, WHERE WE WILL BEGIN THROWING OUT ALL THE ROTTEN SHIT! AFTER THAT, WE'LL THROW OUT ALL THE ROTTEN FOOD AS WELL!

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9820 08:12

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@"Mrs." owner Rei, hmm?
_R .U@- Ƀm @What a thought...
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
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‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9820 08:39

i๑‚n~‚nj˚ THAAAT'S IIIIIITTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!! PUFF HUFF

i๑‚nㅂ‚nj˚ ANATATACHI, ROUGH HER UP A BIT

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9820 22:16

@@@‚Ö-Í
@@ Ð*L°MÐ Sorry Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave, nya.
@`(,_‚•‚•É

314 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9821 03:44

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Can it, shithead. They don't even have a functional AA program to make a fight scene happen
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9821 04:41

Someone's shooting up in the bathroom again!

316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9821 07:25

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@You disembodied voices really need to learn to mind your own business.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
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‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9829 13:30

@@@^PP_^LPPPM ]@A
@@/ ^P„@@@@@@@@@@@_
@/ /@@/ /@@/@„  l@@@@@@ @R
„ /@@/ /@@/@ úh@l ˜Ī@ Y@@@ l
ū@@™ „ „ l@ v‚ցvvƒwƒm@_l@@„ 
@@@@@„ ÉL R/@@@ i@ß j „  „ „ 
@@@@@„  „ i߁@j@„ @@@ @„  „ „ 
@@@@@„  „ @@@@R@@@ @„  „ „ @@@feed me
@@@@@„ „ _@@ ƒĮ“ņ‚@@„  „ „ 
@@@@@ „ „ „ _@@@@@ ƒC | „ „ 
@@@@@ „ @˜Ķ@@uM\[L „ |@l@ƒn
@@@@@@‡˜vL@^–mAQ@ ˜ĶƒŒL_ R

318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9830 02:09

@@@-]]- A
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!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Feed you what?
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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319 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9830 02:30

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@@@@@„  „ i߁@j@„ @@@ @„  „ „ 
@@@@@„  „ @@@@R@@@ @„  „ „ @@@poop
@@@@@„ „ _@@ ƒĮ“ņ‚@@„  „ „ 
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320 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9830 04:29

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@@@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ iĨƒÖĨM@j@@@I AM HEAR TO ASSIST WITH THE BRAUWN SQUART SHOWERS
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@@@ @ @ @ @ . @@@@/@@@@@_@@
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@@@@ ^ @ @ @ Rƒm@/@/ @ @Ú @ƒm@AC,Ĩ_@@@, f,ˆ Ĩ@N@@"D;": @@@œĪĨæ f@ ,. iQ_j
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321 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9830 04:56

@@@@@@@ @ ŋ
@@@@@@@@@uß|.
@@@@@@@@@| .|
@@@@ČQČ/ /
@@@ i@L„DMj/
@@@^ ‚­‘ü>/
@@@|R@ ‚u.=|@@Hello, I'm the health inspector.
@@@|@|@ Ą@|@@There's been a report of unsanitary
@@@|@|@ Ą@|@@conditions at this establishment.
@@@L_L_/L_v@@@What seems to be the matter?
@ .__r‚ĩĪl_|@|
@ |Q_Qŋ/
@ LQQl_v|
@@@ |@l | .|
@@@ L_i_Lv
@@@/@ lQ‚Â
@@@[-'

322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9830 16:57

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@@@@@@@@@@@ iQ_j
@@@@@@@@@@@iQQj
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@@/ ^P„@@@@@@@@@@@_
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„ /@@/ /@@/@ úh@l ˜Ī@ Y@@@ l
ū@@™ „ „ l@ v‚ցvvƒwƒm@_l@@„ 
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@@@@@„  „ i߁@j@„ @@@ @„  „ „ 
@@@@@„  „ @@@@R@@@ @„  „ „ @@@thank yew
@@@@@„ „ _@@ RQƒm@@ „  „ „ 
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@@@@@@‡˜vL@^–mAQ@ ˜ĶƒŒL_ R

323 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9831 22:20

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Ugh, I can't believe a customer got served their order, in front of a government witness no less.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9833 21:34

@@@@ČQČ
@@@ i@L„DMj
@@@^ ‚­‘ü>/
@@@|R@ ‚u.=|@@My word! This is an unacceptable violation
@@@|@|@ Ą@|@@of health regulations.... unless, in compliance
@@@|@|@ Ą@|@@with the Poopums The Magical Wonder Act of 1993,
@@@|@|@ Ą@|@@this is a song thread, in which case the
@@@|@|@ Ą@|@@Elitist Superstructure can make no law
@@@|@|@ Ą@|@@abridging the right of the people to poop
@@@|@|@ Ą@|@@on it.
@@@|@|@ Ą@|@@
@@@|@|@ Ą@|@@In other words, sing and dance for me,
@@@|@|@ Ą@|@@you pathetic worms.
@@@L_L_/L_v@@@
@ .__r‚ĩĪl_|@|
@ |Q_Qŋ/
@ LQQl_v|
@@@ |@l | .|
@@@ L_i_Lv
@@@/@ lQ‚Â
@@@[-'

325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9835 15:37

iL„DM# j I'll have the baby foreskin facial

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9837 12:14

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj@>>324
i @˜§-]@|! i@ Sure, this is a song thread. First, last, and only line: >>293
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL@@@>>325
@ @ / _ɁT@@This is a respectable establishment. We only do adult foreskin facials here.
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9837 13:59

(-^) ãč–å‚ģ‚í‚Á‚Ä“õ‚Ēšk‚Ē‚ū‚č‚·‚é‚æ

(o^) ˆŧ”g‚ģ‚ņAĄ‚·‚Ū‚É‚Å‚āãč–åƒNƒŠ[ƒ€‚Š•K—v‚Č‚ņ‚Å‚·IIiÎ

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9837 16:50

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@\‚ĩ–ó‚ ‚č‚Ü‚đ‚ņ‚ŠAãč–åƒNƒŠ[ƒ€Ø‚ę‚Ä‚ĩ‚Ü‚Ē‚Ü‚ĩ‚―B
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9837 20:06

𝗨𝗻𝘁𝗶𝘁𝗹𝗲𝗱
A song by Teh Rei

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj@@
i @˜§-]@|! i @Sorry, we're all out of that.
_R .U@)- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL@ @@@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@ @@ @
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|@ @ @ @
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Respected music critics have debated[𝘤𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘦𝘥] the deeper meaning of Rei's cheek bulging prominently as she sings her famous line.

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9838 16:41

( ß ƒŽß) Rei! That hit new single of yours, Untitled is top of the charts! Will you sign my CD and/or face?

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9839 20:05

(-_-ƒ) Yoyoyo, are you an MC Rei fan, groupie or stalker? Answer wrong and my posse's beating the fuck outta you

332 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9840 12:29

( ß ƒŽß) I'm Rei's biggest fan!

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9840 14:46

( ಠ‰vಠ) I'm Rei's biggest stan

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9840 22:14

( E-E) I'm Rei's biggest fag.

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9840 22:28

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@We don't serve British food here, >>334.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9840 22:47

@@@@@@@@,.@-][]-.Ī._
@@@@@@,.]'L@@@@@ @@`].Ī
@@@@.^@@@@@@@@@@@@ _
@@@ /@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ R
@@@i@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ i
@@@l@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ .l
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^@@@@@R@@@@@@@@@@@@@i
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj@@@@@@@@@@@/
i @˜§-]@|! i@@@@@@@@@@^
_R .U@- Ƀm@@@@@@@@,.]'L@@And you're all going to get smacked with Rei's biggest pan
@@MMƒt@iL@] .Ī.., ,Q, -]''"@@@@ if you don't order something or get out.
@ @ / _ɁT@@//
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|_/‚Â
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337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9840 23:55

( ß ƒŽß) Good thing I'm pansexual!

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9842 10:14

*SMACK*

( ~ƒŽ~)

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9842 17:14

i LD`j Rei, if I could suggest a punishment, could you perhaps put some of Asuka's famous chili in a cup, drink it whole, and projectile puke it in any obsessive fans general direction?

340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9842 17:17

@@@@@@@@@ @@@ČQČ
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@@@ __|@@|QQ__|@@@.|@@ |@@@@@@ @ @ .,llllÞÞÞÞށ@@@@@@@@ÞÞÞÞÞlllll,
@@@@ _/@@_@@@@@@ |@@ |@@@@@@ @ @ .|!!!!,,,,,,,,@@@@@@ ,,,,,,,,,!!!!|
@@@@@| RQu_@@@@@@|@@ |Ī@@@@@@@@@|@ ÞÞÞÞ!!!!llllliiiiiiiiiilllll!!!!ÞÞÞށ@.|
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@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@_ÞÞÞÞÞÞÞ!!!!!lllllllliiiii|@@@@@@@@@@@ @@ |
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ _@@@R@ @|@@@@@@@@@@@ @@ |
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@R@ @_@ |@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ |
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@| @ @ _.|@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ |
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@MRĪ,,Qƒm|@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ |
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ ÞÞ!!!,,,,,,,,@@@@@@ ,,,,,,,,,!!!ÞÞ Đ>>339
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @ @ @ @ @ ÞÞÞÞ!!!!llllliiiiiiiiiilllll!!!!ÞÞÞÞ
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@^.// Ĩ‚Œ|æ R_

341 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9842 18:07

($ v $) Hey, I smell an opportunity for profit! Anyone hurt need a lawyer?

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9842 22:47

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ČQČ
@@@@@@@@@@@@@ i@@@@j
„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ-‡o„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ^@@@_„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ
@@@@@@ __@@@^^_@@@_
..@@@@@@@ __^^@@@_@@@_
@@@@@@@@@ _^@@@@@@j@ˆjSj
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/@ / ÜR
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ /@ /| | @@|Đ>>341
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@ /@/ .ū / É
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ /@/@. | b|
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@i L|@@ ūū
@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@|@|@@@|@|
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ |@|@@@|@|
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ |@|@@@|@|
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ |@|@@@|@|
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@(L@ƒm@ (L@ƒm

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9843 06:17

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Just because Asuka's hot buttered rum is an
_R .U@- Ƀm @opportunity for 𝘮𝘦 to profit doesn't mean
@@MMƒt@iL@ shoving your head up a customer's ass counts as
@ @ / _ɁT"@@"smelling an opportunity for profit."
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S TOILET@@ ==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

344 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9844 12:12

@@@ l
@@iL[Mj yo, give me one ironic redbubble t-shirt of garfield stuck in the eva saying "i hate tuesdays and sundays" please
@ iQQj
@i QQ j

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9844 14:06

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Everybody's always telling me what they want me to do for them.
_R .U@- Ƀm @When was the last time someone said, hey Rei, what 𝐼 do for 𝑦𝑜𝑢?
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

346 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9844 17:21

@@@ l
@@iL[Mj Can I poop in your mouth for you?
@ iQQj
@i QQ j

347 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9845 02:56

>>345
OK, but what have you done for me lately?

348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9845 03:53

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@I hired an exorcist to banish you from the physical plane, faceless phantom.
_R .U@- Ƀm @They'll be here in early 1994.
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@THE REI'S GHOST HOUSE@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9845 20:22

@@@@@@/Ɂ^É
@@@@@ // ^ÜĖ ))
@@@@@(ÜÉ;;::::ƒm@@@@Hello, I'd like to order a pint of fresh human blood, please.
@@ ^()_P__@@ I'm partial to A+, but I'll take whatever you've got.
@ ƒm@@ ./@@@|

350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9847 20:18

Famous sitcom star Rei Ayanami was found dead in mysterious
circumstances at her diner today, completely drained of blood.
Witnesses stated that her last words were "Sorry, we're all out—"
PP‚uPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
@QQQQ@@@@@@clik@@@ @ČQČ @@@@
/@@/ @@| |@@@@@@@+@žžiEƒÖE@R@That's enough news for today.
l “ņ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ PP’UPP^|
_QR_Q||@@@@@@@.^QQQQQ^^
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351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9847 20:29

-out of control. Clonepa's thread hijacks are-
PP‚uPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
@QQQQ@@@@@@clik@@@ @ČQČ @@@@
/@@/ @@| |@@@@@@@+@žžiEƒÖE@R@BORIIIINNNNG.
l “ņ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ PP’UPP^|
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352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9847 20:52

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-E@E! i@Hello there! My name is Clonepa.
_R .U@ƒÖ Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@@CLONEPA'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9847 20:54

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§- E@E ! i@Sorry about that. This desiccated skinsuit is a bit of a loose fit.
_R .U@ƒÖ Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@@CLONEPA'S DINER@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9847 22:36

( E-E) Hey, I'd like to order a dead kitten, wrapped in bacon and cooked until crispy, with a side of fries and extra mayo.

355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9848 05:26

( ß ƒŽß) Hey I'd like to order a bowl of the petals of those south korean penis flowers

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9848 11:23

just water for me

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9848 12:03

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§@E@ E ! i@@I don't know how to make any of those.
_R .U@ƒÖ Ƀm @Would you like a nice cup of turkey flavoured reconstituted meat blancmange instead?
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@@CLONEPA'S DINER@@ ==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

358 Name: Succus!kQKISuccus!!Q6gdySll : 1993-09-9848 15:54

‹˖✧◝(⁄⁄E⁄ƒŽ⁄E⁄⁄)ƒm◜✧˖‹ i'd really like a crème brûlée, if that's alright.

you all post with faces when you rp so i thought i'd do it too, hope it's okay ^_^

359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9848 19:37

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§@E@ E ! i@@It's always alright to really like things.
_R .U@ƒÖ Ƀm @I really like ice cream, and butterscotch, and my best friend Beady Eyes!
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@@CLONEPA'S DINER@@ ==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9849 01:32

(@-@) NERV R&D here. We just finished making another Rei clone, and, at the commander's request, a clone of his son. But, y'know... With the chromosomes and such screwed around so... Now he's got a daughter. We'll be sending the both of them back here in a few hours... In the meantime, can I get an order of soylent green and some blueberry tea?

361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9849 22:58

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§@E@ E ! i@@Err... I'm not sure how to make those.
_R .U@ƒÖ Ƀm @Remind me, what ingredients go into soylent green?
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@@CLONEPA'S DINER@@ ==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9850 00:26

i@LÍMjCountry goodness and green peaness.

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9850 10:12

@@@@@@@-]]- A
@@@@ ^@@@@@R
@@@@!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
@@@@i @˜§-]@|! i@@All right, I'm back.
@@@@_R .U@- Ƀm@@Clonepa, please get out of my dead clone's skin suit.
@@@@@@MMƒt@iL@@@ I need to eat it to regain my strength.
@@ @ @ @ / _ɁT
@@@@@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
@ @ @ @ / Č== 1Īƒj‚Â
@@@@@/ / Ɂ@@@',
@@@@{§ƒmV@@@@'A
@@@@@ q@@@@@@'
@@@@@@ ` „Ķ §.r°L
@@@@@ @.@ |@| |
@@@@@ @ @ |.b|
@@@@@@ @@!~.i !
@@@@@@ @ iM'L~)~)

364 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9851 16:35

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|@ ( EƒÖE) It's all yours!
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@@CLONEPA'S DINER@@ ==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9851 22:43

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@*munch* *munch* Thanks, buddy. *munch* *munch*
_R .U@)¬Éƒm @
@@MMƒt {@ _
@ @ /@lR˜§R
@@/__i |˜Ģ>iÉ @T
„Š„Š‚„Š„Š„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@ ==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

366 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9853 20:40

( E-E) I hope you washed that first.

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9853 21:28

(o„Do) ...

368 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9853 23:52

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Gotta populate my intestinal flora somehow, kiddo.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡==========
== UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9854 02:26

( EƒÖE) Hey, considering large portions of this place are covered in a substantial layer of three-week-old feces, I'm not 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 unsanitary! Relatively speaking.

( EƒÖE) Boy, though, am I glad the coronavirus took away my sense of smell.

370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9854 05:34

(-„W-) Go away Clonepa. You're not very fun.

You do bring up a good point, though. This place does stink!... We need to hire a janitor or something, but who in their right-mind would work for minimum wage cleaning shit in a diner populated by mental patients, run by a psychotic, bitchy clone? Uh, no offense, Rei.

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9854 09:00


@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@You're the only customer I've had this year.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

372 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9854 22:58

( E„wE) Hey, can I get a woolly mammoth steak, with a side of dodo drumsticks?

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9855 03:58

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Those are both out of season. Anything else?
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9855 11:01

@@@ ^PPPP_
@@@/@@@@ œ@@œ@
@@@|Y@@Y@@@@@@@_
@@@| |@@ | @@@@@@Ĩ |@@Where my breadsticks at gringo?
@@@| _^ @@ @ @ Ql|@
@@@|@@@@@@ QQQ^
@@@_@@@@^ @ @ @
@@@@b b@|@
@@@@i_QjQj

375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9855 16:02

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Where's your body at, mutant?
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9858 23:29

@@@ ^PPPP_
@@@/@@@@ œ@@œ@
@@@|Y@@Y@@@@@@@_
@@@| |@@ | @@@@@@Ĩ |@@It wasted away waiting for breadsticks.
@@@| _^ @@ @ @ Ql|@
@@@|@@@@@@ QQQ^
@@@_@@@@^ @ @ @
@@@@b b@|@
@@@@i_QjQj

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9859 02:31

( O _ O) Holy shit! Your eyes are dilated like crazy, man! You on the dope or something?

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9859 03:39

@@@ ^PPPP_
@@@/@@@@ œ@@œ@
@@@|Y@@Y@@@@@@@_
@@@| |@@ | @@@@@@Ĩ |@@Ketamine. The vet prescribed it.
@@@| _^ @@ @ @ Ql|@
@@@|@@@@@@ QQQ^
@@@_@@@@^ @ @ @
@@@@b b@|@
@@@@i_QjQj

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9859 12:24

@@@@ @ ,. -°- A
@@@@ @{ČQČ}
@@ @ @ (LĨƒÖĨ`)@I'll take one netzine about ronald mcdonald trying to cook garfield so he can feed the victims of 9/11 with his hatred of mondays and love of gumby
@@@@@i“ņ“ņ“ņj
@ @ @ @ _ @^
@@@@ @ ‚‰L@@`i

380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9859 22:09

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@I don't know what a "netzine" is, but based on your description,
_R .U@- Ƀm @we do not and never will sell netzines at this establishment.
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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381 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9859 22:29

@@@ ^PPPP_
@@@/@@@@ œ@@œ@
@@@|Y@@Y@@@@@@@_
@@@| |@@ | @@@@@@Ĩ |@@It's slang for fly netting, because your minge is so filthy it keeps attracting them to the restaurant
@@@| _^ @@ @ @ Ql|@
@@@|@@@@@@ QQQ^
@@@_@@@@^ @ @ @
@@@@b b@|@
@@@@i_QjQj

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9860 18:15

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@I think we have some old cat gumbo in the back.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9860 20:37

@@@@ @ ,. -°- A
@@@@ @{ČQČ}
@@ @ @ (LĨƒÖĨ`)@I want to craunch a marmoset
@@@@@i“ņ“ņ“ņj
@ @ @ @ _ @^
@@@@ @ ‚‰L@@`i

384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9861 14:41

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@I have mind to vomit.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9864 22:10

(/ƒÖ_)@C-can I have a Hawaiian pizza, hold the ham, extra pineapple?

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9865 00:54

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Did you know that burning in your mouth when you eat pineapple is from it digesting you?
_R .U@- Ƀm @So the pineapple needs to place the order.
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9865 09:02

(/ƒÖ_) I watched that YouTube video too.

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9865 10:29

(/ƒÖ_) P-please, miss, I just want to be digested.

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9865 22:45

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Try Marty's.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9865 22:57

@@@QQQQ
@ ^æˆæˆ_
../æˆæˆæˆ_
/æˆˆ,iEjiEjˆ|
|ææ^@@ ›@_|
|æ /@@ŽO@|@ŽO@|@Don't look at me. Beady Eyes already has the vore market locked down.
|æ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@
_|@@@_Q/@^@@@@
@ _QQQ_^
@ @ / _ɁT@@@@
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|@@@
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391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9865 23:29

one comically oversized rice ball please

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9866 01:24

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@How do I know
𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 not a comically oversized rice ball?
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9866 11:46

@@@@@@@@@@@,: ' " `˜Ī
@@@@@@@@@ , :L@@.@@ MĪ
.@@@@@@ @ . '@@.@@@@;@.˜Ī
.@@@@@ @ ,:L@.@@@@'@@@ ' MĪ@@Curses! My cover is blown!
@@@@@@ ,' @ @. âËüJęSčt @;@`.@
@@ ,, -'''" . @ .@@éq™ˆŸIįX@@. ' ';J`'˜Ī.Ī.......
.@ 'L @ @ ! @ @.@•†‡’IÐ.@'@,@;::::::::::::...`.::::::::....
@i @ @ @ RĪ..._,.__éēŸTįG•.,,__,.,..ƒm.::::::::: @@!::::::::::::...
.@RĪ @ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@,: '.:::::::::
@@@ `=°--Ī....,,,,,_QQQQ_,,,,,... --]=''L..::::::
@@@@@ M`" '' '[„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ]\]' ''' "L

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9867 06:01

"owl" have one of those

395 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9867 23:24

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Who said that?
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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396 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9868 07:35

"owl" I did!

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9868 18:23

(EÍE) Hoo said that!

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9868 18:23

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§ *߁[ß! i@"owl" I did!
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9869 22:08

(*L„DM) Hey, can I have an extra large 400get, with extra sauce?

400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9870 20:38

( ^v^) Sorry buddy, but the 400get is mine!

401 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9870 21:47

( E-E) 400GE- awwww fuckbuckle shitwhistling farthammer pissnickel wadpacker pusbucket fatbastard cocknipple toesucking dickpenis!!

( E-E) I hate you all.

( E-E)

( E-E) May I have a diet coke to go, please?

402 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9870 22:27

(EÍE) Do you support eating poo-poo?

403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9870 22:45

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R@@>>401
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj@Sure. What size cup would you like?
i @˜§-]@|! i@ We have small, medium, large, extra large, extra extra large, gargantuan, titanic, apocalyptic, or US national debt.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL@@@>>402
@ @ / _ɁT@@ I don't support eating.
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9870 23:11

(EÍE) Do you support eating poo-poo more or less than other forms of eating?

405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9871 01:02

(EÍE) Do you support eating poo-poo more or less than other forms of defecation?

406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9871 01:02

Rei sure is talkative.

407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9871 16:24

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Can I interest you in ordering something or getting out?
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9871 19:42

(EÍE) Then give me a big serving of poo-poo.

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9871 22:12

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@What flavour?
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 00:37

(EÍE) Rocky road.

411 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 16:18

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@That comes with a side. Would you like coleslaw or potato salad?
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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412 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9877 13:57

(EÍE) It was just a joke, lady. I didn't expect an interview here.

413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9882 21:13

@@@-]]- A@@Can I get you a drink with that?
^@@@@@R@@Any sides or condiments?
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj@Will there be anything else?
i @˜§-]@|! i@ Cash or card?
_R .U@- Ƀm @Do you have a loyalty card?
@@MMƒt@iL@@@Would you like a receipt?
@ @ / _ɁT@@What's your social security number?
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|@@ And your mother's maiden name?
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414 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9883 00:10

(╬ಠûuಠ) CAN I GET AN ORDER OF RELIABLE SITE ACCESS?

415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9883 05:43

@@@-]]- A@@
^@@@@@R@@
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! i@
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL@@@no
@ @ / _ɁT@@
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|@@
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416 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9884 11:00

(L䇁M*) What's today's soup of the day?

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9884 12:36

@@@-]]- A@@
^@@@@@R@@
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! i@Tang. Hugs not included.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@@
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|@@
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418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9884 13:00


@@ _Q@@@@
@@|Q_|@@@
@ |QQ|@@@
@| QQ |@@@@
@i@EÍEj@ƒ I'm tired of the soup du jour!!
@i‚@@ ‚@
@b b@|@@@@@
@i_QjQj

419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9884 13:35

(É◕ƒŽ◕)É*:Ĩß✧ Can I make an interracial porno with you?

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9884 15:42

@@ _Q@@@@
@@|Q_|@@@
@ |QQ|@@@
@| QQ |@@@@
@i@EÍEj@ƒ How? We're both Shift-JIS!
@i‚@@ ‚@
@b b@|@@@@@
@i_QjQj

421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9884 23:30

(É◕ƒŽ◕)É*:Ĩß✧ But I use Text Art formatting!

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9885 00:22

@@@-]]- A@@
^@@@@@R@@
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! Are you guys ordering something?
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@@
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|@@
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423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9885 14:54

@@@-]]- A@@
^@@@@@R@@
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Damn it, my dialogue embedded itself in my hair again.@
i @˜§-]@|!Where did I put my comb?
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@@
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|@@
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424 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9885 18:37

( -_-) Get me a whiskey sour.

425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 10:47

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^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Would it kill you to say "please"?
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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426 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 21:04

( -_-) Ple-

( x_x)

427 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 21:08

@@@-]]- A@@
^@@@@@R@@
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! From now on, please wear a facemask inside THE REI'S DINER.
_R .U-Œû- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@@
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|@@
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428 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 21:41

((L„tM)) Can I get an order of herd immunity?

429 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 22:20

😷 Get outta here, grampas

430 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 04:38

(EÍE) May I have a cheeseburger?

431 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 13:46

@@@-]]- A@@
^@@@@@R@@
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! Sorry, we're all out of that.
_R .U-Œû- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@@
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|@@
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‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

432 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9894 04:49

@@@-]]- A@@
^@@@@@R@@
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! As a matter of fact, we're all out of everything, forever.
_R .U-Œû- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@@
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|@@
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

433 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9894 13:20

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Wow, it's really hard to talk with this square ball gag in my mouth.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|_/‚Â-Œû-
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‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

434 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9894 17:07

(✿ ◕‿◕) ᓄ✂╰U╯ Rei, you're being a bad person for refusing to wear the ball gag.

435 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9894 20:17

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@I know I'm a bad person. I accepted that fact years ago.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

436 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9896 21:06

(╬ಠƒÖಠ) TOUCH MY PINGAS

437 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9897 23:40

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Please keep your orders á la carte.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

438 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 01:21

(*߁[ß) Can those weird goo tentacle things molest you and make your nipples erect again?

439 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 17:36

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj@Sorry, we had to suspend serving Rei's Famous Gooey Calamari Surprise for legal reasons.
i @˜§-]@|! i@ God forbid a child sees an uncensored female nipple, they could be scarred for life.
_R .U@- Ƀm @Try ordering Marty's Squid Violation Special Extra Large With Extra Violation, it's pretty much the same.
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

440 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 18:10

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@ ^æˆæˆ_
../æˆæˆæˆ_
/æˆˆ,iEjiEjˆ|
|ææ^@@ ›@_|
|æ /@@ŽO@|@ŽO@|@
|æ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@Oh yeah! Release those luscious squids!
_|@@@_Q/@^@@@@
@__@@@@@^
i@@R _,.-===ĪjA
@UR]ē/L@@@R@RA
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@@@@ }R Q_ ƒmĪQƒm
@@@^@@@ Ɂ@ƒmL@
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‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

441 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10001 11:39

( EƒÖE) Can I have a seafood mukbang ASMR?

442 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10001 11:51

Hard Liquor. Whiskey. Fringe Weaver. A bottle of vodka to wash off the taste.
And you as a drinking partner, on the double.

443 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10001 12:47

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R@@>>441
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj@What's that?
i @˜§-]@|! i@ You want to see a foolish mucky band of Asian mariners?
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL@@@>>442
@ @ / _ɁT@@ Sorry, we're all out of karmotrine.
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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444 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10001 20:00

( EƒÖE) I want to see you slurping those tentacles

445 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10001 20:55

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@No thanks, I already ate.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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446 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 14:37

( ÜOÜ) WHEN I SIT DOWN TO EAT, I GET SEXY! WHEN I GO TO BED, I GET HUNGRY!

447 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 19:21

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@As a courtesy to your fellow diners, please limit your use of caps lock.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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==@@@@The Rei's Diner@@@@==
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448 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10012 11:22

( EƒÖE) I want the usual

449 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10012 17:34

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@I've never seen you before, sir....
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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450 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10012 19:47

( EƒÖE) I was hoping one of my previous clones might've lived long enough to become a regular and have a usual order.

451 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10012 22:20

( EƒÖE) I want the unusual

452 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10012 23:42

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Be careful what you wish for.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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==@@@@The Rei's Diner@@@@==
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453 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 00:42

@  V: :ÜŋR
   i: : :@   @:: : :j
i: : :@@@@:: : :j
  i: : :@       @:: : :j
@  i@EƒÖEj@@ It's not unusual to be served by anyone
@@@@@@@@@@@@@It's not unusual to buy food from anyone
@@@@@@@@@@@@But when I see your slop here served to anyone
@@@@@@@@@@    @@@ It's not unusual to see me heave
@@@@@@@@@@@  @@I'm gonna leave

 @@@@@@@@@@@It's not unusual to go dine at anytime
@@@@@@@@@@@@@But when I see your blackened trout it's such a crime
@@@@@@@@@   @@If you should ever want to be praised by anyone
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ That's real unusual. Won't happen any day
@@@@@@@@@@@@@No matter what they pay

 @@@@@@@@@@@You'll find it won't happen any time
@@@@@@@@@@@@@You will never do, what you aspire to
@@@@@@@@@   @  @Why must this lazy food be miiiiiiiiiii-iiiiiiine?

454 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 01:00

( ß ƒŽß) Jonespa!

455 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 02:59

@  V: :ÜŋR
   i: : :@   @:: : :j
i: : :@@@@:: : :j
  i: : :@       @:: : :j
@  i@EƒÖEj@@ Please, call me Tom. Jonespa is my father.

456 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 08:17

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@You have to order something, Tom.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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457 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 09:27

@  V: :ÜŋR
   i: : :@   @:: : :j
i: : :@@@@:: : :j
  i: : :@       @:: : :j
@  i@EƒÖEj@@ I need your lovin'.

458 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 14:06

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@One dutch oven coming right up.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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459 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 14:41

@  V: :ÜŋR
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i: : :@@@@:: : :j
  i: : :@       @:: : :j
@  i@EƒÖEj@@ You're my sex bomb

460 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 21:05

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461 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 21:09

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@ Please refrain from exploding inside the diner.
_R .U@- Ƀm @It might set off the fire alarm.
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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462 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10019 18:20

i EÞEj I would like to order a baked potato, 300lb of coleslaw, and a glass of white wine, if you please.

463 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10054 15:16

( ` -L) I'd like to buy a tractor and some fertilizer

464 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10055 17:01

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@So what's stopping you?
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

465 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10056 01:56


@@@@..ČQČ
@@ß .i L_T` ji'd like to order a pumpkin spice latte, make it snappy.
@@-i@‚„ķ‚Â
@-ß/@ / //
.-ßi_Qj/ j
@ ,- ()Pjj

466 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10056 02:04

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@I think I'm dying
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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467 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10056 04:32

(*߁[ß) Gimme one fresh Rei clone corpse, à la tartare, with a side of bubble & squeak and an extra-large Shamrock shake.

468 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10056 19:32

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
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‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

469 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10056 19:48

(*߁[ß) By this place's standards, one out of three ain't bad.

470 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10057 11:46

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@*munch* *munch* Rei clone #534, at your service. *munch* *munch*
_R .U@)¬Éƒm @
@@MMƒt {@ _
@ @ /@lR˜§R
@@/__i |˜Ģ>iÉ @T
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‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

471 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10060 12:56

(LEƒÖE`) I'll have one digested Rei clone please

472 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10060 14:07

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Give me a few hours, hon.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
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‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

473 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10060 17:29

(LEƒÖE`) ...well?

474 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10060 19:50

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Okay, I've fully digested the Rei clone. You're welcome.
_R .U@- Ƀm @That'll be $14.99. Cash or card?
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

475 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10060 23:28

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@You'll need a straw.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

476 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10061 10:48

(LEƒÖE`) ...do you accept bitcoin?

477 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10061 11:36

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@We only accept payment in Hungarian pengő.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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478 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10061 15:16

(; Ĩ` ƒÖĨL) I'll call my guy to get an exchange. Are you going to at least give me my straw?

479 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10061 15:31

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Sorry, for environmental reasons, we no longer provide straws.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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480 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10061 21:04

@ i~~~~i
@ |~~~~|
@ |@@|
i`(߄Dß)/)@Hey! I'll have you know I am very ecologically conscious!
@ |QQ|
@ |ÆšÁÝ|
@ |QQ|
@@ū"ū

( ß ƒŽß) Oh boy! A straw man argument!

481 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10062 05:23

( E-E) Straw Man looks like a cancer stick.

482 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10062 23:58

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@You look like an uncooked rabbit burger.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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483 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10062 23:59

( E-E) I dinnae ask fer a roast

484 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10063 11:03

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Well I didn't ask for a raw meal to walk into my diner,
_R .U@- Ƀm @but I guess we just have to play the cards we're dealt in life, huh.
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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485 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10064 18:35

(EÍE) Rei's self-cannibal farts smell like death itself! But they're still cute when they come from Rei-chan!

486 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10065 06:06

@@@-]]- A@@
^@@@@@R@@
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! i@So what're you *psssht* ordering, hon? *braaaaap*
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@@
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|@@
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487 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10065 06:06

@@@-]]- A@@
^@@@@@R@@
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! i@Aside from accidental sage.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@@
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|@@
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‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

488 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10065 13:32

( ŋ.ŋ) Why has your sign gone back to shouting? So obtrusive...

489 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10076 18:25

@@@-]]- A@@
^@@@@@R@@
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! i@Your face is obtrusive.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@@
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|@@
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490 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10076 23:15

(* LE„tE`) Hey lady, where are your menus?

491 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10077 00:02

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Our menu exists only in dactylic hexameter verse and is committed to memory.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL Our cantors aren't in right now.
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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492 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10077 02:05

@@@-]]- A@@
^@œ @œR@@
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj@
!@ |@ @ @@i |
|@ !@ @@ @i i
i @˜§lŠl ! i
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@@
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|@@
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‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

493 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10077 02:19

(* LE„tE`) P-please don't do that...

494 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10077 02:29

@@@-]]- A@@
^@œ @œR@@
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj@
!@ |@ @ @@i | W̸o̸u̸l̸d̸ ̸y̸o̸u̸ ̸ @@ @ m̸e̸n̸u̸?̸
i @˜§lŠl ! i @ @@ @ @ l̷i̷k̷e̷ ̷a̷
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@@
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|@@
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
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‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

495 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10077 06:34

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Oh good, the cantor's here.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL not sure who that other lady is.
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

♬♩ô♩(@◜◒◝@ ) Sing, o you Gods, of the chicken and tuna melts, on sale HALF OFF♩ô♩♬

♬♩ô♩(@◜◒◝@ ) Tell of the soup of the day: tomato with fresh crumbled crackers ♩ô♩♬

♬♩ô♩(@◜◒◝@ ) Coffee and tea on the house, soft drinks go one bitcoin per serving♩ô♬

496 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10077 11:31

(* LE„tE`) Uhh, I guess I'll take a soup of the day, then.

497 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10077 13:09

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@that'll be 10 bitcoin
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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498 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10077 19:02

(* LE„tE`) I don't know what a "bitcoin" is, but it can't be that much, right? Just put it on my card.

499 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10078 01:36

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj@The exchange rate varies, but usually it's 1 to 1 with some vital organ or other.
i @˜§-]@|! i@Easiest thing to do is make you tomorrow's soup of the day.
_R .U@- Ƀm @Report to Clonepa's Liquification Services at 6 AM sharp.
@@MMƒt@
@ @ / _ɁT@@Also, does anyone know what happened to my neck?
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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500 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10078 04:46

( EƒÖE) You exchanged it for a bitcoin.

501 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10078 07:26

( E-E) I'd like a fresh bowl of [REI] piss, please.
( E - E) To make sure of the freshness, please make it in front of me.
( E - E ) DON'T HOLD BACK NOW!
( E - E ) ...with extra green onions, please.

502 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10078 08:01

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! i@I'm afraid that on account of my cervical spine being absent, I am unable to contract my bladder.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@@@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|
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‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

503 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10078 22:27

@@@@@@@@@-]]- A
@@@@@@ ^@@@@@R
@@@@@@ !@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj@@@
@ @ / _Éi @˜§-]@|! i@Ah, there goes the rest of my neck.
@@/__i |˜Ģ_R .U@- Ƀm @
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‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

504 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10078 23:04

@@@@@@@@@-]]- A
@@@@@@ ^@@@@@R
@@@@@@ !@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj@Good thing I communicate through telepathy
@ @ / _Éi @˜§-]@|! i @or my absent vocal cords would also be a problem.
@@/__i |˜Ģ_R .U@- Ƀm @
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505 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10079 01:52

(* LE„tE`) is the soup almost done?

506 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10079 18:35

@@@@@@@@@-]]- A
@@@@@@ ^@@@@@R
@@@@@@ !@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj@@@
@ @ / _Éi @˜§-]@|! i@What soup?
@@/__i |˜Ģ_R .U@- Ƀm @
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@@@The Rei's Diner@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

507 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10079 18:57

@@@@@@@@@-]]- A
@@@@@@ ^@@@@@R
@@@@@@ !@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj@@@
@ @ / _Éi @˜§-]@|! i@Anyway, it's closing time. I'm taking off.
@@/__i |˜Ģ_R .U@- Ƀm @
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@@@The Rei's Diner@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

508 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10079 21:44

@@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@-]]- A
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@^@@@@@R
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========@@@@@@@@ !@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj@
==@@ The Rei's Outta Here@@==@@@@@@@@ i @˜§-]@|! i@Take it easy, losers.
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡@@@@@@@@ _R .U@- Ƀm @
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ MM P L

509 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10079 22:48

(* LE„tE`) hey that's my car she's getting into!

510 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10080 00:25

(* LE„tE`) hey I never got my piss!
( E-E) If she doesn't have a cervical spine and is thus unable to contract her bladder, maybe there's a catheter bag around. She won't mind if I borrow it while her head's gone, right?
( E - E ) Or is this one of those ethical dilemmas I keep on hearing so much about? Is that stealing, or harassment?

511 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10080 00:26

(* LE„tE`) ... some of her, at least!

512 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10080 03:34

@@ (@L_T`)
@ @ / _ɁT@@Freshen your cup, hon?@@@@@@@
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@@ @The Night Shift@ @@==@@@@
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡@@

513 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10080 06:15

(* LE„tE`) It's...it's just not the same, sorry pal. I'm sure you're a good bloke, but it's not for me. Unless you've got some of that [REI] piss.

514 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10080 06:32

@ (* LE„tE`)
@ @ / _ɁT@@I guess I gotta get it myself around here@@@@
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@@ @The Night Shift@ @@==@@@@
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡@@

515 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10080 17:37

|æ /@@ŽO@|@ŽO@|@
|æ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@
_|@@@_Q/@^@@@@
@ _QQQ_^



@ (* LE„tE`)@@Wh-what's that ominous whooshing noise?
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@@ @The Night Shift@ @@==@@@@
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡



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@ ^æˆæˆ_
../æˆæˆæˆ_
/æˆˆ,iEjiEjˆ|
|ææ^@@ ›@_|
|æ /@@ŽO@|@ŽO@|@
|æ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@Sorry I'm late, traffic was a nightmare.
_|@@@_Q/@^@@What can I get for you?
@ _QQQ_^
@ @ / _ɁT*splat*
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@@@@ @ Marty's @@@ @@==@@@@
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

516 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10082 18:50

iL_J`j I guess I'll just have today's special...

517 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10082 19:03

@@@QQQQ
@ ^æˆæˆ_
../æˆæˆæˆ_
/æˆˆ,iEjiEjˆ|
|ææ^@@ ›@_|
|æ /@@ŽO@|@ŽO@|@
|æ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@What special? lol
_|@@@_Q/@^@@
@ _QQQ_^
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@@@@ @ Marty's @@@ @@==@@@@
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

518 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10082 20:31

iL_J`j I don't know, some angry guy on the internet told me I should stick with this order...

519 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 20:00

( ß ƒŽß) Spicy Papaya Salad please!

520 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 21:04

@@@QQQQ
@ ^æˆæˆ_
../æˆæˆæˆ_
/æˆˆ,iEjiEjˆ|
|ææ^@@ ›@_|
|æ /@@ŽO@|@ŽO@|@
|æ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@One spicy poopoo salad coming up!
_|@@@_Q/@^@@Can I get you a side of poo with that?
@ _QQQ_^
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@@@@ @ Marty's @@@ @@==@@@@
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

521 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10117 10:30

R(M„DL#)É I don't want POO unless it's from Rei!

522 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10180 01:28

(EƒÖE) One milkshake please!

523 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10180 09:20

@@@-]]- A@@
^@@@@@R@@
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! i@What flavour?
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@@
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|@@
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@@@The Rei's Diner@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

524 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10180 15:21

(EƒÖE) [John] Prine's Deceased [body] flavor

525 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10181 21:42

@@@-]]- A@@
^@@@@@R@@
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! i@[Sorry] we're all out [of that].
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@@
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|@@
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@@@The Rei's Diner@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

526 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10182 01:47

R[ ߁Þß]ƒm@Gimme all the square brackets you have!

527 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10182 12:20

@@@-]]- A@@
^@@@@@R@@
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! i@Judging by the shape of your face, I think you've had enough already.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@@
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|@@
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@@@The Rei's Diner@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

528 Name: Succus!kQKISuccus!!Q6gdySll : 1993-09-10182 21:50

@@@@ @.|R-]-‚Ö
@@@@@ i@ _ ߄Dß.v
@@žÜÞ-'LÉɁj)j))
@@@ž˜ļē -JÉl|―
@@@@@@@@ _ Give me a better tripfag gimmick than html formatting, refusing face sitting, and being a cute girl!

529 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10182 21:59

@@@-]]- A@@
^@@@@@R@@
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! i@https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1238680718/754
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@@
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|@@
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@@@The Rei's Diner@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

530 Name: Succus!kQKISuccus!!Q6gdySll : 1993-09-10184 06:39

Hey, maybe my gimmick can be tripfagging in no tripfag threads! That will make so many people mad!

531 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10184 09:19

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@^OSo
@@@@@@@@@@@@@›@É:;™_;;.R=›
@@@@@@@@@@@@@a(ÜiLĨƒÖĨ`‚Ž a@ .a@@Rei, please will you read me a bedtime story?
@@@@@@@@@@@@^i_,,..‚Ä‚Á..,,__@ƒm@P.^i
@@@@@@@@@@ _,.(~P@@@@@@ PP~Í, | !
@@@@@@@@@(~@,::::::™:::::::::™:::::::::::::::.''@@}i |
@@@@@@@@ƒm@..:™::::::::::™:::::::::::™::::."@ ˜Ķ

532 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10247 19:00

Many many moons ago I worked as a barmaid in a small local pub to put myself through college and Uni. In the days before mobile phones (and for a while afterwards actually) it wasnft uncommon for the landline phone for the bar to be constantly clogged after 7pm with calls from wives wanting to know if their husbands were there.
Bar staff take enough crap as it is, without hearing a chorus of eIf thatfs my wife, tell her Ifm not heref every time the phone rang.
Management line was to do exactly as they said, so we did.
gIfm sorry Val, your husband says hefs not hereh.
Sorted.

533 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10247 19:15

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@^OSo
@@@@@@@@@@@@@›@É:;™_;;.R=›
@@@@@@@@@@@@@a(ÜiL-ƒÖ-`‚Ža@ .a@@Thank you, disembodied voice.
@@@@@@@@@@@@^i_,,..‚Ä‚Á..,,__@ƒm@P.^i@@Zzz...
@@@@@@@@@@ _,.(~P@@@@@@ PP~Í, | !
@@@@@@@@@(~@,::::::™:::::::::™:::::::::::::::.''@@}i |
@@@@@@@@ƒm@..:™::::::::::™:::::::::::™::::."@ ˜Ķ

534 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10260 09:59

(EÍE) Grandpa! Grandpa! Can I have a Rei's Diner™ Kids' Meal©®? I hear the toys they come with can cut off your fingers if you use them right!

535 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10261 02:47

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@^OSo
@@@@@@@@@@@@@›@É:;™_;;.R=›
@@@@@@@@@@@@@a(ÜiL*ƒÖ*`‚Ža@ .a@@NO!
@@@@@@@@@@@@^i_,,..‚Ä‚Á..,,__@ƒm@P.^i@@Zzz...
@@@@@@@@@@ _,.(~P@@@@@@ PP~Í, | !
@@@@@@@@@(~@,::::::™:::::::::™:::::::::::::::.''@@}i |
@@@@@@@@ƒm@..:™::::::::::™:::::::::::™::::."@ ˜Ķ

536 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10261 08:19

@@@-]]- A@@
^@@@@@R@@
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! i@We're out of kids, too.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@@
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|@@
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@@@The Rei's Diner@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

537 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10261 10:01

i@MƒnLj I'll have an order of the fingers, please. You know which ones.

538 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10261 10:49

@@@-]]- A@@
^@@@@@R@@
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! i@Sorry, we're all out of okra.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@@
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|@@
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@@@The Rei's Diner@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

539 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10261 21:25

i@MƒnLj Phooey! I was so close to replicating your secret seasoning and winning the blue ribbon at the state fair!

540 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10262 10:42

( ^EƒÖE^) I'd like a headpat and to be called cute, nya!

541 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10263 15:23

@@@-]]- A@@
^@@@@@R@@
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! i@I can pour scalding hot coffee on your head if that'd do.
_R .U@- Ƀm @
@@MMƒt@iL@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@@
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|@@
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@@@The Rei's Diner@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

542 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10263 17:15

no but i could use a bath so pour it in the tub and be generous

543 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10263 17:57

@@@-]]- A@@
^@@@@@R@@
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! i@Sorry, we don't serve disembodied voices.
_R .U@- Ƀm @Not even the complimentary coffee.
@@MMƒt@iL@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@@
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|@@
„Š„Š‚„Š‚„Š„Š‡‡‡========
==@@@@The Rei's Diner@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

544 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10263 19:03

t(-_-t) have a serving of these birds

545 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10265 13:48

@@‚Ö-Í
@ Ð*L°MЁ@ƒ@One gram of crackers plseaers.
@i‚@@ ‚@@@
@b b@|@@@@@
@i_QjQj

546 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10265 15:54

@@@-]]- A@@
^@@@@@R@@
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! i@"Gram"? What do you think this is, Europe?
_R .U@- Ƀm @Order in –æ like a normal person.
@@MMƒt@iL@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@@
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|@@
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547 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10266 04:05

ƒJ[ƒhƒLƒƒƒvƒ^[‚ģ‚­‚į

548 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10266 10:14

@@@-]]- A@@
^@@@@@R@@
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! i@‘Ė‚Ė‚Č‚Ēš‚É‚Í—ŋ—‚Æ–‚–@­—‚ðo‚ĩ‚Ü‚đ‚ņB
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@@MMƒt@iL@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@@
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|@@
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549 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10266 16:16

can i get uhhh numba 4, two number sevens. a millshake. a number 8 with extra fries. a number one. uh number two. another number seven no cheese. a large fries and two sodas on the side

550 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10266 20:17

ʕ·ᴥ·ʔʕ·ᴥ·ʔʕL•ᴥ•`ʔExcuse us, ma'am. Are bears allowed in this establishment?

551 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10266 21:03

@@@-]]- A@@
^@@@@@R@@
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! i@‘Ė‚Ė‚Č‚Ēš>>550 FUCK NO!—‚ðo‚ĩ‚Ü‚đ‚ņB
_R .U@- Ƀm B
@@MMƒt@iL@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@@
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|@@
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552 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10266 21:07

look 'ere betch if you dont stop being r00d you w!ll have zero customers. none. zilch. nada
@@@^ÜR
@@/iœjiœj
@@|@ÄŠŠŠē/
@@| /MÆƁL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

553 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10267 02:16

@@@-]]- A@@
^@@@@@R@@
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! i@ looks like knuckle sandwich is back on the menuB
_R .U@- Ƀm B
@@MMƒt@iL@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@@
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554 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10267 02:18

@@@^ÜR
@@/iœjiœj
@@|@ÄŠŠŠē/
@@| /MÆƁL knuckle sammich...? bitch i eat nails for breakfast. look at me im a goon!

555 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10267 02:20

dont mind me just going to take this trip (^_^)

556 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10267 02:28

ayo scuse me i want my numba 4, two number sevens. a millshake. a number 8 with extra fries. a number one. uh number two. another number seven no cheese. a large fries and two sodas on the side

557 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10267 06:49

@@@-]]- A@@
^@@@@@R@@
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! i@The run-up to Halloween is the worst time of year,
_R .U@- Ƀm @Is the exorcist here yet?
@@MMƒt@iL@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@@
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|@@
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558 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10267 07:11

@@@^ÜR
@@/iœjiœj
@@|@ÄŠŠŠē/
@@| /MÆƁL exorcist? you wanna tie me up in bed? sprinkle holy water on meh?

559 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10267 19:11

@@@-]]- A@@
^@@@@@R@@
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! i@I wouldnt sprinkle sprinkles on you if you were ice cream
_R .U@- Ƀm
@@MMƒt@iL@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@@
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|@@
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560 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10267 19:14

uhhhhh can i get a numba 4, two number sevens. a millshake. a number 8 with extra fries. a number one. uh number two. another number seven no cheese. a large fries and two sodas on the side

561 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10267 19:45

@@@-]]- A@@
^@@@@@R@@
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! i@We still don't serve ghosts.
_R .U@- Ƀm@But would you like a cup of complimentary holy water?
@@MMƒt@iL@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@@
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|@@
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562 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10267 20:16

(EƒÖE) So, when do you get off today?

563 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10267 21:07

._. in one hour why though?

564 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10267 21:56

(EƒÖE) Who the fuck are you?

565 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10267 22:27

._. me....im....IM.. IM ANNIE GUR!

566 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10268 08:57

(EƒÖE) So Rei, when do you get off today?

567 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10268 17:12

@@@-]]- A@@
^@@@@@R@@
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! i@I have no genitalia with which to 'get off'.
_R .U@- Ƀm@It's an occasional side effect of the cloning process.
@@MMƒt@iL@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@@
@@/__i |˜Ģ!|@@
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568 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10270 21:20

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