[REI] May I take your order? [Part VII] (570)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7141 21:05


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419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9884 13:35

(Ι◕ƒŽ◕)Ι*:₯ί✧ Can I make an interracial porno with you?

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9884 15:42

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@i@EΝEj@ƒ How? We're both Shift-JIS!
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421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9884 23:30

(Ι◕ƒŽ◕)Ι*:₯ί✧ But I use Text Art formatting!

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9885 00:22

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i @˜§-]@|! Are you guys ordering something?
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423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9885 14:54

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Damn it, my dialogue embedded itself in my hair again.@
i @˜§-]@|!Where did I put my comb?
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424 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9885 18:37

( -_-) Get me a whiskey sour.

425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 10:47

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Would it kill you to say "please"?
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426 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 21:04

( -_-) Ple-

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427 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 21:08

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! From now on, please wear a facemask inside THE REI'S DINER.
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428 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 21:41

((L„tM)) Can I get an order of herd immunity?

429 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 22:20

😷 Get outta here, grampas

430 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 04:38

(EΝE) May I have a cheeseburger?

431 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 13:46

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! Sorry, we're all out of that.
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432 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9894 04:49

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! As a matter of fact, we're all out of everything, forever.
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433 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9894 13:20

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Wow, it's really hard to talk with this square ball gag in my mouth.
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434 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9894 17:07

(✿ ◕‿◕) ᓄ✂╰U╯ Rei, you're being a bad person for refusing to wear the ball gag.

435 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9894 20:17

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i @˜§-]@|! i@I know I'm a bad person. I accepted that fact years ago.
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436 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9896 21:06

(╬ಠƒΦಠ) TOUCH MY PINGAS

437 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9897 23:40

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i @˜§-]@|! i@Please keep your orders á la carte.
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438 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 01:21

(*߁[ί) Can those weird goo tentacle things molest you and make your nipples erect again?

439 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 17:36

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@Sorry, we had to suspend serving Rei's Famous Gooey Calamari Surprise for legal reasons.
i @˜§-]@|! i@ God forbid a child sees an uncensored female nipple, they could be scarred for life.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @Try ordering Marty's Squid Violation Special Extra Large With Extra Violation, it's pretty much the same.
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440 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 18:10

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|ζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@Oh yeah! Release those luscious squids!
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441 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10001 11:39

( EƒΦE) Can I have a seafood mukbang ASMR?

442 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10001 11:51

Hard Liquor. Whiskey. Fringe Weaver. A bottle of vodka to wash off the taste.
And you as a drinking partner, on the double.

443 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10001 12:47

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@What's that?
i @˜§-]@|! i@ You want to see a foolish mucky band of Asian mariners?
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@@MMƒt@iL@@@>>442
@ @ / _ɁT@@ Sorry, we're all out of karmotrine.
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444 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10001 20:00

( EƒΦE) I want to see you slurping those tentacles

445 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10001 20:55

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@No thanks, I already ate.
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446 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 14:37

( άOά) WHEN I SIT DOWN TO EAT, I GET SEXY! WHEN I GO TO BED, I GET HUNGRY!

447 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 19:21

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@As a courtesy to your fellow diners, please limit your use of caps lock.
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448 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10012 11:22

( EƒΦE) I want the usual

449 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10012 17:34

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i @˜§-]@|! i@I've never seen you before, sir....
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450 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10012 19:47

( EƒΦE) I was hoping one of my previous clones might've lived long enough to become a regular and have a usual order.

451 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10012 22:20

( EƒΦE) I want the unusual

452 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10012 23:42

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Be careful what you wish for.
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453 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 00:42

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@  i@EƒΦEj@@ It's not unusual to be served by anyone
@@@@@@@@@@@@@It's not unusual to buy food from anyone
@@@@@@@@@@@@But when I see your slop here served to anyone
@@@@@@@@@@    @@@ It's not unusual to see me heave
@@@@@@@@@@@  @@I'm gonna leave

 @@@@@@@@@@@It's not unusual to go dine at anytime
@@@@@@@@@@@@@But when I see your blackened trout it's such a crime
@@@@@@@@@   @@If you should ever want to be praised by anyone
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ That's real unusual. Won't happen any day
@@@@@@@@@@@@@No matter what they pay

 @@@@@@@@@@@You'll find it won't happen any time
@@@@@@@@@@@@@You will never do, what you aspire to
@@@@@@@@@   @  @Why must this lazy food be miiiiiiiiiii-iiiiiiine?

454 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 01:00

( ί ƒŽί) Jonespa!

455 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 02:59

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@  i@EƒΦEj@@ Please, call me Tom. Jonespa is my father.

456 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 08:17

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i @˜§-]@|! i@You have to order something, Tom.
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457 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 09:27

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@  i@EƒΦEj@@ I need your lovin'.

458 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 14:06

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@One dutch oven coming right up.
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459 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 14:41

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@  i@EƒΦEj@@ You're my sex bomb

460 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 21:05

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461 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 21:09

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@ Please refrain from exploding inside the diner.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @It might set off the fire alarm.
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
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‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

462 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10019 18:20

i EήEj I would like to order a baked potato, 300lb of coleslaw, and a glass of white wine, if you please.

463 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10054 15:16

( ` -L) I'd like to buy a tractor and some fertilizer

464 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10055 17:01

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@So what's stopping you?
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
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‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

465 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10056 01:56


@@@@..ΘQΘ
@@ί .i L_T` ji'd like to order a pumpkin spice latte, make it snappy.
@@-i@‚Β„Ά‚Β
@-ί/@ / //
.-ίi_Qj/ j
@ ,- ()Pjj

466 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10056 02:04

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@I think I'm dying
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
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‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

467 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10056 04:32

(*߁[ί) Gimme one fresh Rei clone corpse, à la tartare, with a side of bubble & squeak and an extra-large Shamrock shake.

468 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10056 19:32

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@@The Rei's Diner@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

469 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10056 19:48

(*߁[ί) By this place's standards, one out of three ain't bad.

470 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10057 11:46

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@*munch* *munch* Rei clone #534, at your service. *munch* *munch*
_R .U@)¬Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt {@ _
@ @ /@lR˜§R
@@/__i |˜£>iΙ @T
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‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

471 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10060 12:56

(LEƒΦE`) I'll have one digested Rei clone please

472 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10060 14:07

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Give me a few hours, hon.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
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‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

473 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10060 17:29

(LEƒΦE`) ...well?

474 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10060 19:50

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Okay, I've fully digested the Rei clone. You're welcome.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @That'll be $14.99. Cash or card?
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
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‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

475 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10060 23:28

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@You'll need a straw.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
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‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

476 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10061 10:48

(LEƒΦE`) ...do you accept bitcoin?

477 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10061 11:36

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@We only accept payment in Hungarian pengő.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
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‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

478 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10061 15:16

(; ₯` ƒΦ₯L) I'll call my guy to get an exchange. Are you going to at least give me my straw?

479 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10061 15:31

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Sorry, for environmental reasons, we no longer provide straws.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
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‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

480 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10061 21:04

@ i~~~~i
@ |~~~~|
@ |@@|
i`(ί„Dί)/)@Hey! I'll have you know I am very ecologically conscious!
@ |QQ|
@ |ΖΊΑέ|
@ |QQ|
@@Ύ"Ύ

( ί ƒŽί) Oh boy! A straw man argument!

481 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10062 05:23

( E-E) Straw Man looks like a cancer stick.

482 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10062 23:58

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@You look like an uncooked rabbit burger.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
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‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

483 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10062 23:59

( E-E) I dinnae ask fer a roast

484 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10063 11:03

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Well I didn't ask for a raw meal to walk into my diner,
_R .U@- Ιƒm @but I guess we just have to play the cards we're dealt in life, huh.
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
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‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

485 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10064 18:35

(EΝE) Rei's self-cannibal farts smell like death itself! But they're still cute when they come from Rei-chan!

486 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10065 06:06

@@@-]]- A@@
^@@@@@R@@
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! i@So what're you *psssht* ordering, hon? *braaaaap*
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@@
@@/__i |˜£!|@@
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‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

487 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10065 06:06

@@@-]]- A@@
^@@@@@R@@
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! i@Aside from accidental sage.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@@
@@/__i |˜£!|@@
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‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

488 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10065 13:32

( Ώ.Ώ) Why has your sign gone back to shouting? So obtrusive...

489 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10076 18:25

@@@-]]- A@@
^@@@@@R@@
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! i@Your face is obtrusive.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@@
@@/__i |˜£!|@@
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‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

490 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10076 23:15

(* LE„tE`) Hey lady, where are your menus?

491 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10077 00:02

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Our menu exists only in dactylic hexameter verse and is committed to memory.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL Our cantors aren't in right now.
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
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‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

492 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10077 02:05

@@@-]]- A@@
^@œ @œR@@
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@
!@ |@ @ @@i |
|@ !@ @@ @i i
i @˜§lͺl ! i
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@@
@@/__i |˜£!|@@
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
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‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

493 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10077 02:19

(* LE„tE`) P-please don't do that...

494 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10077 02:29

@@@-]]- A@@
^@œ @œR@@
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@
!@ |@ @ @@i | W̸o̸u̸l̸d̸ ̸y̸o̸u̸ ̸ @@ @ m̸e̸n̸u̸?̸
i @˜§lͺl ! i @ @@ @ @ l̷i̷k̷e̷ ̷a̷
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@@
@@/__i |˜£!|@@
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
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‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

495 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10077 06:34

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Oh good, the cantor's here.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL not sure who that other lady is.
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
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‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

♬♩τ♩(@◜◒◝@ ) Sing, o you Gods, of the chicken and tuna melts, on sale HALF OFF♩τ♩♬

♬♩τ♩(@◜◒◝@ ) Tell of the soup of the day: tomato with fresh crumbled crackers ♩τ♩♬

♬♩τ♩(@◜◒◝@ ) Coffee and tea on the house, soft drinks go one bitcoin per serving♩τ♬

496 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10077 11:31

(* LE„tE`) Uhh, I guess I'll take a soup of the day, then.

497 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10077 13:09

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@that'll be 10 bitcoin
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
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‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

498 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10077 19:02

(* LE„tE`) I don't know what a "bitcoin" is, but it can't be that much, right? Just put it on my card.

499 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10078 01:36

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@The exchange rate varies, but usually it's 1 to 1 with some vital organ or other.
i @˜§-]@|! i@Easiest thing to do is make you tomorrow's soup of the day.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @Report to Clonepa's Liquification Services at 6 AM sharp.
@@MMƒt@
@ @ / _ɁT@@Also, does anyone know what happened to my neck?
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@@The Rei's Diner@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

500 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10078 04:46

( EƒΦE) You exchanged it for a bitcoin.

501 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10078 07:26

( E-E) I'd like a fresh bowl of [REI] piss, please.
( E - E) To make sure of the freshness, please make it in front of me.
( E - E ) DON'T HOLD BACK NOW!
( E - E ) ...with extra green onions, please.

502 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10078 08:01

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! i@I'm afraid that on account of my cervical spine being absent, I am unable to contract my bladder.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@@@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@@The Rei's Diner@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

503 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10078 22:27

@@@@@@@@@-]]- A
@@@@@@ ^@@@@@R
@@@@@@ !@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@@@
@ @ / _Ιi @˜§-]@|! i@Ah, there goes the rest of my neck.
@@/__i |˜£_R .U@- Ιƒm @
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@@The Rei's Diner@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

504 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10078 23:04

@@@@@@@@@-]]- A
@@@@@@ ^@@@@@R
@@@@@@ !@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@Good thing I communicate through telepathy
@ @ / _Ιi @˜§-]@|! i @or my absent vocal cords would also be a problem.
@@/__i |˜£_R .U@- Ιƒm @
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@@The Rei's Diner@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

505 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10079 01:52

(* LE„tE`) is the soup almost done?

506 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10079 18:35

@@@@@@@@@-]]- A
@@@@@@ ^@@@@@R
@@@@@@ !@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@@@
@ @ / _Ιi @˜§-]@|! i@What soup?
@@/__i |˜£_R .U@- Ιƒm @
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@@The Rei's Diner@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

507 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10079 18:57

@@@@@@@@@-]]- A
@@@@@@ ^@@@@@R
@@@@@@ !@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@@@
@ @ / _Ιi @˜§-]@|! i@Anyway, it's closing time. I'm taking off.
@@/__i |˜£_R .U@- Ιƒm @
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@@The Rei's Diner@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

508 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10079 21:44

@@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@-]]- A
@@/__i |˜£!|@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@^@@@@@R
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========@@@@@@@@ !@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@
==@@ The Rei's Outta Here@@==@@@@@@@@ i @˜§-]@|! i@Take it easy, losers.
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡@@@@@@@@ _R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ MM P L

509 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10079 22:48

(* LE„tE`) hey that's my car she's getting into!

510 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10080 00:25

(* LE„tE`) hey I never got my piss!
( E-E) If she doesn't have a cervical spine and is thus unable to contract her bladder, maybe there's a catheter bag around. She won't mind if I borrow it while her head's gone, right?
( E - E ) Or is this one of those ethical dilemmas I keep on hearing so much about? Is that stealing, or harassment?

511 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10080 00:26

(* LE„tE`) ... some of her, at least!

512 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10080 03:34

@@ (@L_T`)
@ @ / _ɁT@@Freshen your cup, hon?@@@@@@@
@@/__i |˜£!|@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@ @The Night Shift@ @@==@@@@
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡@@

513 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10080 06:15

(* LE„tE`) It's...it's just not the same, sorry pal. I'm sure you're a good bloke, but it's not for me. Unless you've got some of that [REI] piss.

514 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10080 06:32

@ (* LE„tE`)
@ @ / _ɁT@@I guess I gotta get it myself around here@@@@
@@/__i |˜£!|@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@ @The Night Shift@ @@==@@@@
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡@@

515 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10080 17:37

|ζ /@@ŽO@|@ŽO@|@
|ζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@
_|@@@_Q/@^@@@@
@ _QQQ_^



@ (* LE„tE`)@@Wh-what's that ominous whooshing noise?
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@ @The Night Shift@ @@==@@@@
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡



@@@QQQQ
@ ^ζˆζˆ_
../ζˆζˆζˆ_
/ζˆˆ,iEjiEjˆ|
|ζζ^@@ ›@_|
|ζ /@@ŽO@|@ŽO@|@
|ζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@Sorry I'm late, traffic was a nightmare.
_|@@@_Q/@^@@What can I get for you?
@ _QQQ_^
@ @ / _ɁT*splat*
@@/__i |˜£!|@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@@@ @ Marty's @@@ @@==@@@@
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

516 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10082 18:50

iL_J`j I guess I'll just have today's special...

517 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10082 19:03

@@@QQQQ
@ ^ζˆζˆ_
../ζˆζˆζˆ_
/ζˆˆ,iEjiEjˆ|
|ζζ^@@ ›@_|
|ζ /@@ŽO@|@ŽO@|@
|ζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@What special? lol
_|@@@_Q/@^@@
@ _QQQ_^
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@@@ @ Marty's @@@ @@==@@@@
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

518 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10082 20:31

iL_J`j I don't know, some angry guy on the internet told me I should stick with this order...
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