[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#11] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7181 18:27

What lovely weather we're having.

2 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7181 18:30

Shitty thread, lacks a full stop and spaces between theme tags.

Wouldn't post. Sage & del.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7181 20:04

I'm gonna use this one because it came first

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7181 20:05

The other one is better and I'm going to use it.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7181 20:58

Shall I just make #12 instead?

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7181 21:40

I think I like this one better.

Also, kidney stones suck. Ruined my whole birthday weekend :(

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7181 21:44

>>6
It's okay, you can have mine! I'm not that bothered about it.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7181 22:17

>Life is one big game, and relationships are no different
>It's human nature to compete for the best mate possible

bullshit

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7181 23:28

STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPSCI

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7182 00:25

Oh no
no
not now
damnit body no don't do this to me now I need you damnit

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7182 04:49

THIS TRACK IS GIVING ME GRIEF!

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7182 07:50

Goodness me, she's still blue.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7182 08:37

But let’s be honest, here; how much spoobnumby do you really need dudged?

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7182 10:16

Ready, Set, Cantor!

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7182 10:39

I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7182 13:29

The restaurant chain Panera has the limpest, wettest, most pathetic background music playlist in the world. The place also has an extremely overpriced menu.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7182 13:59

>>16
I always thought it was relatively cheap. At least the last time I went 3 years ago. And I didn't even realize music was playing at all since they kept it so low.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7182 15:05

Came way too early

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7182 15:16

I'm hungry, but I don't want to eat anything.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7182 17:53

>>19
Try soup

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7182 17:58

>>16 I'd rather have limp wet pathetic background music than PUMPIN CLUB BEATS IN MCDONALDS

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7182 18:50

>>17 Its prices are pretty on par with other American restaurants and delis, but you can get much better and larger sandwiches for the same price easily.
>>21 Fair enough.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7182 19:21

Hey yeah let;s do that beforehadn,asmndluwkebfffffffocehhhoihohgodwhy

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7182 19:25

Today I saw the first butterfly of the season, how exciting! It was a Red Admiral.

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7182 23:06

I got a mix tape about a week ago that I've been listening to a lot. One side is all dub except the last track (which is punk). The other side is all independent punk and garage rock except the last track (which is dub). I really like most of the tracks. I can't find any of the tracks online by searching the lyrics because they're super underground indie stuff.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7183 00:35

Asshat, cockblanket, vaginacloak, pelviscrock, dongtrouser, bitchmitten.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7183 00:50

>>26 yes I was going to say "asshat" but that word was in my head because i had read it here in another thread a few seconds before. so I looked up "asshat synonyms" and "cockblanket" fitted the target well

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7183 02:13

Which Metal Gear game should I play after 3?

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7183 02:37

>>28 Have you played 4? It's good.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7183 02:49

Which one is the movie?

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7183 03:21

>>29
Yeah I played about half of it then my friend wanted it back. But that's like 100 years ahead isn't it?

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7183 07:39

What dull lives these people must lead.

33 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-7183 12:41

I can't believe it.

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7183 13:35

There is an entity with non-integer dimensional character inside my skull.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7183 14:54

>>31 well, 3 is a prequel; have you played 2? I'd just play them in order, though i never properly played 3, just watched my brother play through it, I think I saw most of it. I recently went back to 2 after finishing 4 a second time, because my not-really-into-games girlfriend really liked the story so we decided to play 2. It's interesting going back through it after so long since last time I played it, with the full knowledge of not only what happens in the game but also the further background gained from 4, I notice more things that happen early on and things make more sense.

If you only played half of it, there's some great stuff happens later on, and I'll think you'll appreciate it even more than me if you've just finished 3. Stuff in 3 they refer to, I only half-knew what they were talking about and I was still like "woah yowza holy shit cool"

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7183 15:03

Acting ain't your strong point.

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7183 15:31

>>35
I got the HD collection so I'll probably jump to peace walker after. Then I'll do 2 and if I can get it for cheap, finish 4

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7183 15:40

It's quite true; it's only myself that I have yet to overcome.

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7183 16:18

>>38
what does that even means

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7183 16:58

>>39
It means that, in order to do as well as possible in my upcoming exams, what I have to overcome is not the course content (which I have been over many, many times now) but my own fear, stress, anxiety and such.

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7183 17:47

>>40
I'm going to do poorly on my electrical circuits test because I spent the night playing MGS3 instead of actually learning the material.

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7183 19:29

It's amazing how quick some people are to renounce something they've done, or been made to do, as "pointless" or "a waste of time" simply because there was no proof of any direct benefit to them; that is to say, they didn't gain any money, qualifications, social standing or anything like that. If they truly feel that these things are more important then their own experiences - their life - then I really do worry for them.

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7183 19:37

time to dope up and go back to sleep :(

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7184 01:35

>>37 I don't know anything about Peace Walker, I hope you tell us your thoughts on it here when the time comes

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7184 03:55

I want to browse other bbs boards too.

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7184 05:46

I-I want to browse too... I want to do it!... oh no

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7184 08:15

>>8
Yeah, it is. I was being facetious. The truth is always more complex.

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7184 10:06

Rub them gently against my eyeballs, then I'll be happy.

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7184 13:39

>>42 Nothing's ever a waste of time, since you're always doing whatever you want/choose to do!

Although that may just be how I justify my NEET life ( ゚ ヮ゚)

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7184 20:00

I don't care, just give me my damn cake already.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7184 20:24

My mom just gave me a Linux for dummies book.

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7184 20:33

Can I really write 1,000 words a day, perfectly? Including nice typesetting and correct mathematics bits. Probably not.

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7184 20:41

>>51
I thought that would just be called all debian based systems.

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7184 20:43

But it isn't applicable to me in the first place! The only "burden" I carry is life itself, and that's one I'm happy to bear.

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7184 22:50

I might fail one of my classes. I need these credits. If I fail, I will probably kill myself. What is a quick, painless way to die?

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7184 22:56

>>55

Bullet to the brain assuming you don't mess that up

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7184 23:32

Thank you, ants. Thants.

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7185 03:44

>>55
Don't give up.

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7185 10:37

Anything but that.

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7185 11:51

I miss sovietrussia's /p/ board, I wanted to show off my tuna+rice+coleslaw+cheese+hot sauce fajitas

They've gone cold now

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7185 15:46

>>60
Tuna with hot sauce? Are you insane‽

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7185 16:38

>>61
I don't see anything wrong

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7185 18:36

Psychology
Saikoroji
サイコロジ
最古路地

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7185 18:38

Getting the small bowl of pho instead of the large one because i'm a piece of lard.

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7185 19:44

Go fuck a bus.

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7185 20:26

I feel like death.
Also, the cactus I bought two days ago seems to have bruised because I tipped it over, and now it's dark and blackish and probably rotting and dying, and it's all my fault. I don't even have a suitably sharp knife to amputate the necrotic tissue.
On top of that, I can't seem to gather enough energy to work on this gif-making app I'm creating.

Now that I think of it, maybe I should eat something. Wish me luck.

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7185 20:33

>>66
Good luck!

As it happens, I too have suffered the pain and humiliation of accidentally killing a cactus. 'Tis a cruel world we live in.

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7185 20:40

no stop

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7186 03:47

SHEEEET

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7186 09:12

CHAT THREAD WASSHOI! CHAT THREAD WASSHOI!

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7186 10:04

>>66
Good luck finding something to put in your mouth and then also chewing and/or swallowing it!

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7186 11:51

I can get back to my cute girls and frilly dresses after I've finished writing about clover.

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7186 12:20

99p a bottle? What a bargain!

If only I had 99p...

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7186 13:54

My Myers-Briggs is INTJ.

What is yours, DQN?

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7186 14:47

>>74
I don't know, but whatever it is, I'm sure it's 100% accurate.

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7186 17:20

>>74
I'm also an INTJ, as is a friend of mine.

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7186 17:37

>>74
I just did it a few weeks ago and got INTJ. Reading the 4 traits that make up INTJ, it seems like it's the full on aspie one which made me feel kinda bad.

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7186 18:51

>>74
It's bullshit. There's no hard science behind that thing.

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7186 19:32

Did you know the president is super super super sexy?

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7186 19:38

More! More! More! Throw it all my way, Sir.

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7186 20:02

>>67
Thank you, it helped!
What kind of cactus was it? Did it have a name? Did it die completely or did you manage to salvage some part of it?

>>71
I've managed to prepare some cereal with cold milk without fainting or napping, and eat it without feeling sick! That's a success!

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7186 21:15

Soup on a hot day

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7186 21:17

For future reference: (-728,-682).

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7186 21:33

Wearing sweaters in the summer

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7186 21:42

Wearing short shorts in the winter

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7186 22:20

Would Santa Claus support a rapidly growing population?

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7187 00:13

Whale: Biggesy Mammal

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7187 04:25

I wonder if there are Aramaki dakimakura covers

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7187 05:29

>>78
Were I well-studied enough, I would contest this!
Let it be known that your assertions are not easily accepted, Hard Science Guy!

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7187 06:42

I have found my waifu. I'm so happy.

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7187 08:09

I made a wikipedia edit ( ^ ヮ^)~~~~

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7187 08:50

>>90
Congratulations! Might I inquire as to the identity of the newlywed?

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7187 10:05

Clover, scoliosis, blowhole.

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7187 12:02

>>89
I'm not Hard Scince Guy, but it's well-established that psychological studies and questionnaires on personality types only find the traits they are looking for. They have to deliberately ignore all nuances of the subject's personality and focus only on the questions they ask, otherwise giving a result is difficult.
Hell, even the whole field of psychology is split into clans, or “perspectives”, where if your research is not situated firmly within a perspective, conducting experiments and viewing results in a specific way and ignoring all else, your work will never be taken seriously by the psychological community. It's bizarre.

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7187 16:49

>>81
It was just an ordinary spiny phallus-shaped cactus, and it died almost as soon as I got it, so I didn't have a chance to name it or anything like that. Poor thing.

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7187 21:56

>>94

>Hell, even the whole field of psychology is split into clans, or “perspectives”, where if your research is not situated firmly within a perspective, conducting experiments and viewing results in a specific way and ignoring all else, your work will never be taken seriously by the psychological community. It's bizarre.

The whole of 'science'. For example, in physics, the 'dominant' view is that space, all space, not just that beyond the sky, is empty as in void and populated by 'things-in-themselves' called particles which make up other things-in-themselves. But that view has never been 'proved' and there has always been a scientific minority that has disagreed with it; for example, that space is an energy-plenum that has a wave or flow structure, and that particles are only 'appearances'.

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7187 22:19

>>94
Nah, with that example, the dominant view is widely recognised as the correct view.
In psychology, all perspectives are just as valid as each other, but if you don't choose and use a perspective, the whole perspective and nothing but that perspective, then it's not Psychology™.
You will, for example, have to attempt to explain odd findings from within that perspective, even if a different one offers a completely reasonable, intuitive and simple explanation.

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7187 22:20

>>92

Aragaki Ayase

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7188 01:06

>>97
the majority doesn't have a monopoly on 'truth', though

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7188 02:13

Here's to 899 more

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7188 06:10

I'll train myself to survive on 6 hours of sleep to enjoy all of my hobbies.

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7188 06:13

>>101
I survived on about 5 all throughout high school

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7188 09:08

>>101
no don't

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7188 09:31

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7188 09:37

>>99
hey man nobody can truly know the truth
here take another bong hit

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7188 10:53

Well, at least it's safe to say that I'm not being watched.

Probably.

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7188 12:44

⊂( ˇ∇ˇ)つ  うんこ〜

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7188 12:49

Just think about it. Several people are getting paid by Uncle Sam to read some of the nastiest sites on the Internet all day long.

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7188 14:44

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7188 15:22

One one oh.
Seventy five percent.
Eight forty five.
Two hours.

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7188 17:33

Good god, that house is 300 metres tall!

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7188 19:40

MEIN LIEBCHEN

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7188 20:18

I bought MGS4 on eBay for $10.50. Did I get a good deal?

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7189 00:02

Everyone posting in that other thread is Espeon, pretending to be people who would post in an Espeon thread.

115 Name: : 1993-09-7189 02:18

This Portuguese chick is so kawaiidorable!!

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7189 06:34

I just want to go to bed but I have a research paper due tomorrow... And a powerpoint... And an extra credit assignment...

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7189 13:13

I should really stop thinking about corpses so much.

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7189 14:12

>>114
Espeon must be a wonderful creature then.

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7189 15:15

Oh the humanity!

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7189 18:30

I've been playing Doodle or Die for hours now.

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7189 20:14

Now was that guy from the 1800s right, or do I just want him to be right?

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7189 20:42

>>121
what guy

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7189 20:50

you know, that guy guy...

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7189 21:32

ralph waldo emerson?

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7189 22:59

I don't wanna

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7190 03:18

Syria is as dead as a floppy disc right now. I'm scared.

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7190 06:48

BRAAAAZILLLL
WHICH STARS WHERE ENTERBRAINING JOOOON
WE STOOD BENEATH AN AMBER MOOOOON
AND SOFTLY MOOED SOMEDAY SOOOOOOOOON
WE KISSED AND CLUNG TOGETHERRRRRRRR

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7190 09:45

>>122
Well, this is a bit embarassing; I was thinking of Motojirō Kajii, but having looked it up it turns out he actually lived in the early 1900s.

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7190 10:39

Please tell me I haven't lost myself. It's too soon.

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7190 15:33

Sleep violently and don't brush

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7190 22:46

A couple of my friends are making a game based on http://i.imgur.com/8RVzHst.jpg

It's going to be a stealth game where you crawl around as him and infiltrate a military base.

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7190 22:55

>>131
Would download.

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7190 23:30

>>131
I would play that!
On the condition that the graphics are true AA.

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7190 23:32

>>133
It's gonna be 3D so I don't think that'd work.

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7191 01:45

>>133
Fuck son. That would be harder to make than a 3D one.

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7191 02:59

>>135
Should be possible to make it AA (or a close approximation) by defining constraints for the 3D world and the camera/projection, and then doing some "AA conversion" post-processing (primarily edge detection and some simplified OCR), though that could potentially turn out to be too computationally expensive. Maybe there'd be a way of significantly optimising the post-processing pass by using custom shaders and having some of the AA conversion data be rendered straight from the scene?
There's the possibility of basically going for billboards, but I fear that wouldn't be satisfactory because there's the rest of the 3D environment to AAify.
As I imagine the environments would be quite simple, some kind of full-software rendering should be feasible, and that could make the task a lot simpler.
You could also render the game at a very low resolution (only a handful of pixels per eventual AA character) and use a special filter (akin to the hq[234]x ones) to get the end result.
You can of course make a custom font to use, too; and then as long as the entire rendered scene only consisted of glyphs from that font (along with line/character spacing) it should be enough to call the graphics AA (even if some of the individual glyphs used were too custom to be "true AA").
Combining a few of these techniques should make it possible to make a game AA-styled, even a 3D one. I may attempt that someday.

Of course, the image that inspired the creators wasn't "true AA" itself.

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7191 03:24

>>135
Do it in the way they do 3D art for them on 2ch, with odd colors and weird baloonlike statures.

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7191 20:12

Rocket lab

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7191 20:41

>>137
I've never seen that before. Link?

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7191 20:47

init innit

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7191 21:30

I wish someone would come and delete all the [Contentless] [ASAP] threads except this one.

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7191 21:56

>>141
But this thread is already crappier than http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
There is no reason whatsoever to keep it. It doesn't matter that it had been created a minute earlier.

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7191 22:00

>>142
That's just your terrible opinion

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7191 22:54

>>142
Not even trying, !ESpeoN/nPA, you troller.

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7192 00:42

MIDORIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7192 00:51

2 hours and ten minutes if work left. This is going to be the longest 2 hours and ten minutes.

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7192 05:33

XMPP AND JITSI IS GREATTT FUCK IT WE BALL

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7192 10:17

I've fallen down the staircase of eternity.

My Blood Elf hunter is already level fifty.

Woe, woe, woe is me.

I've been trapped by WoW and now I'll never be free.

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7192 13:58

I'm so, so tired. I want to take Reimu's advice.

150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7192 16:17

[Contentless]? More like [Countless]!

Because there are so many of these threads!

151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7192 17:04

Wow Phantasmagoria Of Diminished Dream is well fun!

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7192 18:20

I downloaded the Liberator because censorship is wrong.

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7192 18:28

I'm 12 and which thread do I post in.

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7192 19:23

Who the hell keeps messing up the front page?

Parallel thought: I'm >>12 and this is a good joke

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7192 19:29

I need more friends to talk to on XMPP

156 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7192 19:34

>>155
It's always nice to see people enjoying XMPP. You could add me when I actually get around setting my tiny little server up.

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7193 00:39

I should be coding instead of DQN.

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7193 03:05

This is a mistake.

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7193 07:04

tao lin taipei

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7193 07:14

>>156
Not you.

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7193 08:09

My waifu is Turing complete.

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7193 09:44

Stelio and Louise

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7193 14:47

dropbox-cli is one of the worst "command-line" scripts I've ever encountered
stupid fucking python hipsters

164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7193 15:16

Beautiful clouds! Encase them in glass.

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7193 15:31

TUIs are the dumbest thing ever.

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7193 18:50

VIP gaming action

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7193 22:06

Little black ears.

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7193 23:43

slay the retards

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7194 01:07

They're rape targets

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7194 06:23

Nevermind whoops

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7194 09:30

She may have killed me that one time, but I'm sure she only did it because she loves me.

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7194 16:58

It's summer time!

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7194 19:29

>>172
Time for loud music at the beach!

174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7194 20:01

BANG BANG

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7194 20:45

Another vortex, what fun! A cleaner one this time.

176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7194 21:04

My Little Übermensch: Atheism is Magic.

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 02:07

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 02:56

This is too much.

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 04:17

Either I've grown dumber over the years or my ego has shrunk. Probably a little of both.

180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 04:39

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Rin I love you please help

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 05:17

Why the fuck did I have to fall for a guy who is unavailable in so many ways? Fuck you, heart.
Although, hugging my pillow pretending it's him was a conscious decision I made...

I'm still waiting for that list of hated Toms. The poster who promised it posted in the other thread, but I don't feel like posting in two threads right now.

182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 08:21

>>181
Oh yeah, sorry.

Hated Toms
  • Thomas -- Creepy fucker with a cult following. Lives on an island called Sodor too, some kind of Tolkienesque/Biblical hellhole no doubt.
  • Tom -- Always trying to eat that one poor mouse.

This list will be updated once I know more Toms

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 12:32

This isn't Heaven.

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 13:00

I wonder about the corporate officers who choose the music they play in drug stores and banks. I wonder if they listen to the soft rock station on the way home from work, or if they really have good taste in music but subject all of us (not to mention their unfortunate employees) to garbage because they thrive on human suffering? If I hear one more tuneless synthesized adult contemporary horse turd I don't know what I'll do.

185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 15:15

I visit Poundland for the 80s soundtrack.

186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 15:37

Look around you; we're outnumbered a million to one. We have long since lost this battle. There's no shame in surrendering.

187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 16:11

>>185 The only thing I visit Poundland for is the camera film, Home Bargains is superior in every other way

188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 16:22

10 PRINT "LOOK AROUND YOU ";
20 GOTO 10
RUN

189 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 16:34

>>188
Hello, >>57.

190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 17:14

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 18:55

I want Runcob. San Francisco doesn't even want Runcob. Home Runcob and I'll deal with the giants

192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 19:46

>>189,190
Was that actually you? I thought that was my post...

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 19:51

Being in love makes everything profound.

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 21:57

>>193
Being in love makes everything taste like strawberries.

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 23:24

I went to the pool for the first time this year.

196 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7196 00:21

>>1, get dressed

197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7196 00:58

MGS4 arrived today and I'l starting from the beginning.

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7196 01:06

>>197
Should be I'm

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7196 02:18

>>193
innit?

200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7196 06:53

I want a Smoked Salmon dakimakura. Does this exist?

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7196 11:12

Today is the perfect day for some dramatic piano music.

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7196 11:22

>>195 I hope I can go to the pool before they knock it down and open the new one - one last go on those crazy flumes

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7196 11:25

>>197 Great! Do you play with a guide?

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7196 12:15

They thought I was mad... I showed them! I showed them all! Ahahahahaha!

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7196 12:21

The silent sage thread turned out amazingly!

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7196 14:56

>>203
No nono no no

207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7196 15:57

Willie Nelson was a big part of my childhood

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7196 19:34

>>206 I hate worrying that I'm missing out on stuff, like the dolls you get for doing um something in a certain way - I won't spoil things. I only use guides for hidden stuff, not for "correct" playing techniques. Same with Final Fantasy games (even more so since they're bigger and I'm less likely to play through them again) I want to get the full experience of the game and do my best to 100% it

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7196 20:02

My roommate drank my VitaminWaters. Both of 'em. He doesn't have a job, just his disability payments. I gotta work to cover my ass. So naturally, when I buy something with money I earned, he feels like he can just help his lazy-ass self to it.

Fuckin' liberal. I worked for it, I earned it, I paid for it, he drinks it.

I'm moving out.

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7196 20:10

"To live is to fight"

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7196 20:21

>>209

Maybe he needs the vitamins to live but he's too embarrassed to tell you that he is that weak.

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7196 20:57

>>211
No, I've got considerable evidence that he's a worthless fuckup. The VitaminWater thing just broke the camel's back.

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7196 21:02

>>212
Man, vitamin water's not even good. Regular water is better in every way.

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7196 22:13

A new Touhou game has been announced, and it looks probably better than Ten Desires! Also Sakuya is back! Oh, I'm so excited.

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7196 22:20

It's not a sword, you morons.

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7196 23:19

RE: Vitamin Water

Reminds me of this article from a few years ago

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/john-robbins/the-dark-side-of-vitaminw_b_669716.html

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7196 23:26

>>208
Play through once without a guide, play again with a guide! Then you get both experiences.

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7197 00:08

>>217
This is usually what I do with most games, unless I get really stuck somehow.

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7197 00:53

I brute force/exhaustive search every game I play. It really does suck the fun out of it for most games, but I can't play any other way now. I'm in too deep.

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7197 01:35

>>214
( ゚ ヮ゚)

221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7197 02:40

Touhou is shit. Play CAVE games.

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7197 03:13

no you

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7197 06:29

What happened to hellochannel (´Д`)

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7197 09:48

>>217 I guess MGS games are short enough to do that but usually I don't like overplaying a game, life is about new experiences. Same with films, I don't get how people can go see the same movie twice or more in a row.I have to leave a fairsized gap inbetween viewings, even with my favourite films

225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7197 12:49

Cute girls eating spaghetti.

226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7197 13:24

The rain has broken my flowers.

227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7197 18:01

Jake Seife is a dope

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7197 18:50

Oh shit, mieow/rustle just updated his site, in the past hour or so.
http://mieow.jp

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7197 19:05

>>226
I think you should return the favour. Break that motherfucker, break him bad.

230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7197 19:41

Commander, we have 6 goombas

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7197 20:07

If I can write a Brainfuck interpreter in a language, does that mean I know it?

232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7197 22:32

What would you do if Rick Owens of all people came to your house and wanted to play with you?

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7197 22:42

>>232 The American fashion designer? I probably wouldn't recognise him and judging from the picture on Google I'd be pretty creeped out, but now that I know a bit about him I'd let him in and we'd have some fun I guess. He could tell me about his fashion stuff and I could tell him about my... stuff. I'd get my wife to make dinner for us all. Google doesn't say he's vegetarian though I assume he's not since he works with leather, so I hope he wouldn't mind veggie food (for my wife, I love meat).

234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7197 22:57

You'd better be hoping there's a limit cycle somewhere down this spiral, because we both know what the metaphorical fixed point attractor is.

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7197 23:07

I didn't know who Rick Owens was, but I saw http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/154 and decided to make a really thought out reply in this thread.

236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7197 23:07

Wow, jazz is pretty cool!

237 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7197 23:12

>>236 I wish I could get more into it but a lot of it just leaves me cold. I like Sun Ra though. I recently found this as well and liked it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB8eSc3GM-E

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7197 23:16

hey there everyone, this is raocow.

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7197 23:27

>>237
You might like Toshiko Akiyoshi. Check out Desert Lady/Fantasy. I'm actually going to listen to that now.

240 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7197 23:35

>>239 screencapped to check out tomorrow, thanks.

241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7198 03:13

>>238
hey there raocow, this is >>239.

242 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7198 03:20

Oops. I should have refreshed before posting. I meant "This is >>241."

243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7198 06:02

tdmnkt gmkggjit78i nhthbnh..............

244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7198 08:11

Lying, on the Internet? Who does that?

245 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7198 08:32

>>244
Every post of mine online is a not-so-carefully constructed fib.

246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7198 13:39

I got trained at a Costa Coffee branch in a motorway service station once, and I hate coffee but I hoped getting training would help me get a job when I got back to the city. Part of the process, after making the coffee and heating the milk and putting the parts into the mug in the right way, is checking for quality - the colour, the smell and taste. So I had to taste the coffee to say "blechhhh I mean yup tastes good" No, I don't like coffee.

247 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7198 14:11

Does anyone else ever get a feeling like you're just house-sitting your life and eventually the owner will come back and be upset at you for how worthless you left it.

248 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7198 15:13

>>247 Nope I live my life at full throttle and post on DQN all day every day

249 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7198 17:09

I want to have a daughter, and to give her a ridiculous middle name.

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7198 17:33

>>249
Trangus

251 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7198 19:04

[NAMES]ITT we think up ridiculous names for >>249's daughter[DAUGHTER]

Spanky

252 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7198 19:06

I want a Costa Coffee.

253 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7199 01:05

Incidentally, I kept my Costa shirt from the training and quite often wear it for regular day-to-day stuff, same with my RoadChef polo shirt.

254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7199 01:10

I still want a Costa Coffee.

255 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7199 01:36

I did go to Krista College and I know exactly how to fix computers.

256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7199 02:25

Are these headphones broken or am I just slightly deafer in one ear?

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7199 04:11

>>249
Corn Dog

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7199 06:39

My iPhone takes nicer automatic pictures than the camera I bought just a couple years ago. The camera can take better pictures if I manually set the aperture and so on, but most of the time I just want to take a quick pic with automatic settings, and so my poor camera sits at home, ignored while I'm out and about taking pictures with my iPhone like a tool. First world problems.

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7199 10:17

I'm amazed that I actually have to ask myself whether or not I'm hungry.

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7199 10:25

>>256 weird I was just wondering the same thing, well actually this was recorded about a month ago (Easter Sunday actually) but I just transferred it to my computer the day before yesterday http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LZ00mTSFHt

261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7199 19:42

>>256,260
You should switch ears to find out. Not bumping because I am not thinking of anything.

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7199 21:15

>>261
You don't think about your responses?

263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7199 22:59

That went better than expected!

264 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7199 23:12

I will defeat you, Flandre. Just you wait.

265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7199 23:32

The library just turned into a daycare center. Time to go home.

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7199 23:50

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7200 02:18

How much do I live smoked salmon/Aramaki Scaltinof? I love it so much I would turn myself to the DoD for terrorism just to give it a hug.

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7200 04:30

>>267
Oh no I wrote "live" instead of "love"

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7200 10:58

Brown acids in the flesh.

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7200 13:24

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271 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7200 19:14

>>267
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272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7200 20:24

God damn it, I've finally gotten around to writing my secret messages for http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1314324451/777 and now it's already gone dark. I suppose I shall have to wait until tomorrow.

273 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7200 22:56

That was the worst Eurovision yet, two okay-ish songs and a lot of shite.

>>272 Don't know about your country but if you go to a police station here you can ask for an ultra-violet ink pen for marking your possessions with, I've wrote lots of secret messages and stories and poems and pictures in lots of places. I drew a massive picture of the King of All Cosmos from the Katamari games in some guy's flat without him knowing. Size plus colour equals love over dream I think it said.

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7201 00:58

I die a little on the inside every time I see a "walkthrough" on YouTube that should be called a longplay. If you aren't giving any tips on how to get through something, it's not a walkthrough.

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7201 01:07

I haven't had a TV for about 6 years now, and it seems my porn viewing has overtaken it to the point that I just saw "bbc" and my first thought was "big black cock" rather than my main national TV corporation

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7201 07:01

Now I can live alone without ever being alone

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7201 09:53

Grumble grumble roar roar

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7201 10:43

Ahhh my finger's bleeding!

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7201 11:37

I'm sure I'd fit the eccentric uncle archetype quite well.

280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7201 21:02

Eat or sleep... Eat or sleep...

281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7201 22:57

Woah brutal poor guy

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7201 22:58

awww that made me cry

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7201 23:04

Yeahhh go Jackie!

284 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7201 23:58

This film is awesome!

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 00:09

Yes yes very good, I admit it sometimes TV is actually not so bad

286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 01:32

Ears

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 02:03

What do you call these things? http://www.ugoodusb.com/uploadfile/image/2010080221475478474713.jpg I call it a flash drive though some of my friends call it a pen drive. Individually I give them cute names.

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 02:09

>>287
Flash drive.

Syobon is syo cute
( ´・ω・)

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 02:10

BRUTAL RAPE WITH GUITARS!

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 02:12

La bibbidy bibba dum
La bibbidy bibba doo

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 02:43

Ko pee pay

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 04:59

>>287
USB Stick

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 06:18

Ok so I accidentally drank a glass of cream liqueur because I thought it was one of those creamy coffee drink things. I gotta wake up in 5 hours and drive. Will I be okay by then?

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 06:42

Tokugawa Shobonate

295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 07:21

>>293
You'll be fine. Stay hydrated.

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 08:26

>>287 a remembering fob

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 10:36

>>287
A non-volatile data storage dongle.

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 11:31

>>287
I call them "whistle" or "data whistle". When I have to deal with a humour-deprived person I say "flash drive" instead.

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 12:37

>>287
A memory stick.

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 13:07

>>287 a Tiny Hadron Collider

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 13:14

Hello DQN this bus has wi-fi!

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 14:48

>>301
The bus I get has its own Twitter hashtag and I don't know why.

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 15:05

I know people who put Baileys into their coffee travel mugs and take them to work. Doesn't seem like the best productivity solution, but I'm not an office manager so what do I know.

304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 15:07

( ゚ ー゚) I really want to hear those cute names you give your pendrives, >>287!

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 15:35

>>287
/dev/sdg1-81

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 15:41

>>302
Whats its hash tag?

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 17:11

Fuuuuck I accidentally read Kotaku comments again.

IQ points do not grow back, children. Please do better than I did.

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 17:35

>>307
I recommend reading Rock Paper Shotgun comments instead. Often even the non-pun threads put a smile on my face.

309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 17:47

310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 18:09

Let me tell you about the plasticity of the flesh.

311 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 19:46

>>304 The first one was Flashy, then Sparkle, then um Fluttershy and Twilight, and Flicker (Flik for short). I got Twilight free from the JobCentre... who thought it would be a good idea to give 4GB flash drives to jobseekers? I'm grateful but why?

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7203 00:33

Cheap steel! Whooo!

313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7203 09:03

>>311
I imagine they were intended as a means of carrying a copy of your CV and related documents around in case you run into a potential employer, as well as enabling you to save down information about job offers from public terminals etc.

314 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7203 09:45

>>311
It's possible ran out of the really small-capacity ones that usually get given out, or perhaps they didn't know you can still get such things as a 128MB flash drive ordered in bulk from China, or perhaps they even just wanted you to think they were awesome as a form of marketing.

315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7203 10:30

Sod the extra money from ESA. I want to go on JSA and get a free pen drive!

316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7203 10:31

Welcome to the land of spineless hedonists.

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7203 10:35

I prefer dwarfs to dwarves.

318 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7203 12:59

>>315
Do you know that Japanese space agency is JAXA?

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7203 15:19

A lovely picture, wouldn't you agree?

320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7203 18:44

>>313 Yes you are right, that is exactly what they are for, but who has a 4GB CV? I wondered the same as >>314

321 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7203 19:20

>>320 An animator's portfolio in high resolution could easily hit 4GB.

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7203 20:24

If I tuck my penis between my legs, I almost look like a girl!

323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7203 20:30

I shouldn't have agreed to go on that trip with those people. That kind of "fun" is not for people like me. What's more, one of the two friends that wanted to come along just backed out.

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7203 21:46

>>323
I'm going bowling with a few of my friends and a few of my closer acquaintances. I hope I don't regret it.

325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7203 22:31

I have definitely earned my tea and cakes.

326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7204 00:08

>>321 Yes, but the kind of jobs an animator applies for don't get advertised at the JobCentre. I doubt that would have crossed their minds; I feel if I'd said to an advisor I'd like to apply for animation jobs they'd be like "is that even a job?"

327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7204 00:13

I made ice cream bread today, went better than last week's effort. I missed the part of the recipe that said "mix the self-raising flour with the ice cream until it is all moist" so I ended up with hot flour and burnt ice cream in a bread tin.

Bit of an anticlimax though really, just tastes like bread. If I'd known that I wouldn't have shelled out for fancy lime and raspberry ice cream.

328 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7204 11:04

However many times I gaze at it, I simply cannot hate it at all. Familiarity does not breed contempt; it does not breed at all.

329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7204 16:00

Stop fucking around and be a man. There ain't nothing out here for you.

330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7204 16:05

killall zsh
fish
yes

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7204 20:05

Ten more years of "I'll do it tomorrow."

Don't I at least get an award or a consolation prize?

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7204 21:35

London does not exist.

333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7204 23:05

Trying to find VIPPERS, citadel dwellers and DQN-Kuns on social networking sites is fun.

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7204 23:09

I am filled with a profound inner joy every time I remember that I live in a universe in which shrine maidens exist. Truly, would life even be worth living for without shrine maidens?

335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7205 00:03

>>333 EASY MODE - Check the Facebook group

336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7205 00:11

>>335
I've already checked it in the past, I think. The sad thing is that most of the accounts I find are abandoned. I guess that's probably for the best.

337 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7205 00:15

I want to go to Grissini Ristorante Italiano tonight but all my friends are "busy." I might just go alone.

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7205 00:20

>>333
I disapprove of this activity. It is pointless, it destroys the magic of the text board. It wilts that perceived shared mentality, a feeling of belonging to the Superstructure.

>>336
It is for the best. It promotes the worst kind of individualism.

339 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7205 02:53

>>337
That reminds me, the supermarket that used to carry grissini pesto breadsticks stopped carrying them. :(

340 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7205 03:35

341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7205 05:46

I want a bodied yukkuri that can turn into smoked salmon

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7205 07:12

Pizza party!

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7205 07:31

>>335
There's one of those? Gross!

344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7205 07:31

I still haven't selected a favorite touhou

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7205 07:56

>>344
How about Yuugi?

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7205 08:13

>>345

Funny you say that, she's in top ten!

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7205 09:58

>>340
A small cathedral city in northern England, only really notable for its university. It is a very pretty place indeed, especially at this time of year.

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7205 15:22

I'm so happy that the demanding thread is back.

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7205 16:39

I want happy posting life back!

350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7205 21:47

Some day, I will plant a sapling.

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7205 21:53

Tyson. Jackson. Jordan. Game 6.

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7205 22:43

>>347 If it's where I think it is, my mum had her graduation ceremony at that cathedral and my late stepdad was a head lecturer at that university...

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7205 23:00

Who'd have thought there'd be another fan of Limmy's Show on this web sight.

354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7206 09:22

Actually, I don't think setting seeds on fire would do them much good.

355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7206 12:51

I - I have - two thousand fences? Why do I have two thousand fences‽ How did it come to this? Oh god.

356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7206 13:39

How did I not pick up the reference in DQN's dates earlier?
how did it take me this long to realise.

357 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7206 16:41

I'm glad Just Eat lets me know who's paying exact change by card and who's more likely to give me a tip through cash. Now I know whose food to cook better.

358 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7206 20:45

I could go for some Bob Evans right now. Too bad I don't live within 600 miles of a single Bob Evans.

359 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7206 22:52

Prepare yourselves, ladies and gentlemen, for tomorrow shall come the supermoon!

360 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7207 00:59

Les animaux

361 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7207 01:10

Stylized grumpy onion

363 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7207 03:38

Drug X

364 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7207 13:50

B-side wins again!

365 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7207 16:04

Let us dance the Brownian waltz.

366 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7207 16:18

I am not overly concerned.

Bemused at best.

367 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7207 17:25

Are you, perhaps, beginning to believe that you know how the world works? You are wrong.

368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7207 17:27

I am depressingly sober.

Hurry up, dole.

369 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7207 17:33

Guess that dream ain't comin' true any time soon.

370 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7207 17:43

the world is a great mystery

371 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7207 18:25

(・ c_・) If it ain't dro it ain't me

372 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7207 18:31

Lotus lost, lotus found.

373 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7207 20:45

I am so gamsi at him

374 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7207 21:19

I shall create something beautiful.

375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7207 22:16

2 down

376 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 00:19

What happens if I don't kill the killer?

377 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 01:37

Oh, I just have to do the whole thing again.

378 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 01:58

Why is this board so dead on the weekends? Do you guys have lives or something? Friends and romantic interests you spend Saturdays with? Or do you guys just pretend to have lives and not post on weekends so people think you have lives?

420

379 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 02:50

>>378

I think it's because during the weekdays, the people who have school or jobs resort to more passive activities in their free time such as checking DQN, or another board, listening to music, or mindlessly browsing the internet. On the weekends they have time to set aside a good amount of time for their hobbies, such as marathoning some shows they meant to watch, trying to beat a level in a game, or going to that trendy new restaurant they meant to check out.

That is pretty much what my life is like when I'm not on a break.

380 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 02:52

I kind of went on a tangent there, what I was trying to say is that on the weekend a lot of time is freed up for them to indulge in their hobbies that can't be enjoyed during a lunch time break from work or between classes (like posting on DQN)

381 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 04:50

Anyways, >>379, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to a trendy new restaurant a while ago; you know, the Ethiopian place?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
So I decided to go next week.

382 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 07:45

I have a life. I don't like go out and get wasted at a club every night. But I spent my weekend hanging with a friend watching The Hero Yoshiko.

383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 08:16

>>381

What Ethiopian place!

384 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 09:59

Under the supermoon, loli to issho.

385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 11:45

>>378 I post here just as much whatever day it is. All days are the same when you don't have a job. Every day is like Sunday, or Saturday I guess.

386 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 13:33

The new Touhou game is wonderful. Life is worth living again.

387 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 14:50

>>378
Weekends are outside of the regular incursion of time in DQN. Same as how no time passes in 6ch time runs at variable rates on weekends to debug itself around DQN.

388 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 17:04

>>389 will be/inspire the name for my next youtube video:

389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 17:27

Naked man spins round on computer chair for 5 minutes, then vomits

390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 17:56

The video has already been made, and that's not what the video is of.

Nah never mind I went with >>107 as it sums up the content and frame of mind nicely. Thank you >>107

391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 18:07

I saw a mating pair of butterflies today. I felt like a bit of a voyeur.

392 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 18:09

>>383
(屮゚Д゚)屮 The trendy new one!

393 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 18:14

God damn it, my skirt still hasn't dried!

394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 19:02

>>386 I can't play it, it crashes every time I try to start it (´;ω;`)

395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 19:04

>>394
Try removing the kanji from the folder name.

396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 19:04

>>390
That was my post as well! You're welcome~

397 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 23:56

Getting drastic, is it?

398 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 23:59

Now just the pigeons, and the jumps, and the last couple of races I think...

399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7209 00:40

>>378
Pretty much what >>379 said! During the weekdays I browse DQN at work since it's text based and doesn't look suspicious from a distance. On the weekend I spend time exploring, cooking, kissing, playing video games, making things and so on.

400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7209 00:48

LETS TAP
deoo doo do DOO doo dooOo
Lets tap let's tap
future tap engage

la la La LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

401 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7209 01:01

I just realized that GINGER anagrams into NIGGER.

402 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7209 01:06

I have officially decided my top ten favorite AKB48 members.

403 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7209 11:51

Finland makes me feel sad.

404 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7209 15:54

I think 400 GETs are my favourite GETs.

405 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7209 20:02

Really, I have no right to be unhappy.

406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7209 20:27

slay slay

407 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7209 20:59

Let's go!

408 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7209 21:14

As good a life as any, I'm sure.

409 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7209 21:18

My friend pronounces "Clonepa" as "Clo-nepa"

410 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7209 21:29

I don't have any friends that would know what a Clonepa is, heaven forbid

411 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7209 21:48

I don't have any friends. Plenty of acquaintances, but no friends.

412 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7209 22:04

Oh god, I just accidentally insufflated a moth!

413 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7210 01:11

Maybe there's a spare fiver in my jacket.

There wasn't an hour ago, but maybe there is now.

414 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7210 01:15

Where did I put that 2TB harddrive? It's doing my head in. The more I think about it the more I kind of remember putting it in a safe box ages ago, but it's not in any of the 20 boxes in my living room...

I just want to back everything up before I move just in case

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7210 02:26

I burned my fingers on my left hand and now I can't play guitar!

416 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7210 05:47

>>415
My right hand is sore from bowling.

417 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7210 12:03

I'm more afraid of what I shall have to do after the battle.

418 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7210 12:07

My shoulders are sore from carrying heavy things across town.

419 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7210 12:45

My dick and thighs hurt from sex.

420 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7210 14:41

My heart is sore from living.

421 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7210 15:58

Contrary to popular belief, love is not classed as an emetic.

422 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7210 16:45

These are physical sensations, not thoughts!

423 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7210 16:59

>>422
They're thoughts about, or inspired by, physical sensations, but thoughts nonetheless.

424 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7210 17:44

Highball cigarette

425 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7210 22:48

These late nights make me a strange creature.

426 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7210 23:06

Armagnac

427 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7211 00:24

You're still just a child

428 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7211 00:25

Especially you, Katy Eighty.

429 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7211 17:25

But if you answer correctly, you could win: a cubic metre of marshmallows!

430 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7211 17:54

I just turned down a PhD

431 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7211 18:58

Doo right yoo doo right

432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7211 22:56

Genoa, Georgia, Prussia, Persia,

433 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7211 23:06

The girl shakes her beans!

434 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7211 23:47

Bastard sycophants!

435 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7212 02:31

vc: sock

436 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7212 17:46

I can't take it anymore!

437 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7212 17:49

My home is ten thousand miles away.

438 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7212 17:55

>>437
Mine is about 3

439 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7212 18:07

>>438 Mine is right here around me, but I only get to live in it for a few more days :(

440 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7212 18:45

5 x 5 is what I want and I'll get a Flying Dutchman to get it if I have to.

441 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7212 20:26

What happaned to Coasterchan?

442 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7212 21:32

A resplendent propensity to levitate.

443 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7212 21:56

This fluid dynamics is some good shit, I tell you what.

444 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7212 23:23

Shagohod

445 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7212 23:31

Look at that mountain of garbage!
What a waste! You can still use this chair.
sits in chair, chair collapses

446 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7212 23:55

>>333
I just did this by an accident. I suddenly felt very interested in learning about Shii as a person from the old times, and thus discovered many of aforementioned people, too many for my taste.
Sheer individualism and close-mindedness of the lot stressed me out quite a bit.

447 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7213 00:28

>>446
We are a weak lot. Forgive us.

448 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7213 00:41

I often wonder if I'm depressed, and then feel guilty about thinking that because I'm probably fine. It's depressing.

449 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7213 02:04

Sinecure

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7213 05:33

>>448
I used to wonder the same thing, so eventually I went to a psychologist and she suggested trying meds... I figured it wouldn't hurt to give them a try, and I was surprised how much my life changed for the better after a few months on them. Of course meds should be accompanied with cognitive behavioral therapy, in which you basically train your brain to stop thinking of everything in a negative light.

451 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7213 06:02

>>450-san is wise.

Also my captcha is faghane and I read it as "fag-ha-nay" which made me laugh.

452 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7213 15:35

This girl that I've been following has no ass. Jesus why am I following her if there's nothing nice to look at. I'm actually going to stop following her now. I hope she didn't notice I was following her.

453 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7213 16:21

There's at least two people here making homestuck jokes. ( ≖.≖)

454 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7213 17:29

Yeah right because if your depressed it must be because of internal processes and thinking in negative lights.

455 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7213 17:47

>>454
The causes of depression are many and varied, and extremely poorly understood, so the best we can do is treat the symptoms. Antidepressants just mask the disorder; as soon as you stop taking the pills you relapse. Treating negative thinking patterns, at the very least, can provide a more permanent solution.

456 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7213 19:02

>>455
baka baka

457 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7213 20:18

I'm so green
I'm so green
I'm so green

458 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7213 20:54

I'm so green

459 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7213 21:04

>>458 not as green as the guy in the other thread

460 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7213 21:29

Silly words beginning with the letter G.

461 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7213 23:29

>>460 Guggenheim

462 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7213 23:46

http://www.vice.com/read/whos-hungry-502-v16n1

Mostly, yes. At first I bit into her butt with the intention of munching right through, but it’s impossible! Human skin is so thick. I ended up with a sore jaw, although I managed to leave some teeth marks. I ended up swallowing the clitoris and some pubes without chewing on it because she had her period then and the smell was just horrendous. But it was the first moment that I actually felt a sort of sexual pleasure in eating her, as if my inner body was on fire. Also, you know how beef or whale meat has a sort of beastly smell to it? Human meat is odorless. I actually believe that human meat is the tastiest of all meats. It doesn’t have any of that gamey animal smell. When I ate some more a couple of days later, just before I got arrested, the meat had become sweeter and it tasted great. The meat on the soles of her feet smelled bad, though, and didn’t taste very nice. The neck was the best. The meat tastes more delicate as you move up the body, especially above the torso. Her tongue was delicious as well. I took it out of her mouth and chewed on it raw. Neither the neck nor the tongue has much meat on it, though, so if you really want to feast, you should eat the thighs.

463 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7214 01:55

>>462
It's pretty weird how he didn't go to jail for it.

464 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7214 11:44

I'm facing a difficult, possibly life-changing choice.

465 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7214 18:37

466 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7214 19:16

>>462
That was a fun read.

467 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7214 23:58

Well you can hardly call them fingernails if they're growing on your teeth, can you?

468 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7215 01:04

So I spend £100 on Subway and I get one free sandwich?

Subcard you are the worst loyalty scheme ever.

469 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7215 01:20

>>467
All i know is that the phrase fighting tooth and nail becomes half as intense

470 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7215 02:42

Mickey Moss

471 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7215 02:47

or Mickey Mose

472 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7215 05:43

>>468
Sounds like as good a deal as my grocery store card that gives me 500 yen for every 50000 yen I spend

473 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7215 07:12

>>472
Hey do you live near any of those GU stores?

474 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7215 11:56

I'm really tired of consuming.

475 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7215 12:55

New maps to young.

476 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7215 13:53

>>468
The reward value for a sub can also buy about five hot drinks. A better option, IMO.

477 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7215 14:47

I can't believe I lost Cittàgazze.

478 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7215 17:19

I hate when 2D pedophiles try to shift all the blame and guilt onto 3D pedophiles. If neither of you are child molesters, can't you just get along?

479 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7215 20:04

It's hip and new

480 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7215 20:13

Trade secrets

481 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7215 20:48

Those boss encounters were beautifully choreographed.

482 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7215 21:38

>>472
It's only 500 yen, 5-0-0 YEN for crying out loud.

483 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7215 22:10

>>482
Give him 500 yen

484 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7215 22:12

welcome to the fantasy zone get ready

485 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7215 22:28

40,000

486 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 00:06

I will be a Toastmaster

487 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 00:35

So you want to be a fluid dynamicist?

488 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 00:56

Sleeping is like time travel.

489 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 01:00

Poor girl. She didn't deserve that.

490 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 01:18

>>488
That's what my father told me on a long car trip one time. He said my grandfather (who was sleeping) was already there. It was a neat way to try to shut me up.

491 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 03:57

>>471
No mose. 0 mose.

492 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 13:33

493 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 13:54

>>492
Ah, that's exactly the song I was thinking of when I posted that! Lovely, isn't it?

494 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 15:44

ᎿᎤᎤᎠᏓᎦ

495 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 16:00

Morris dying

496 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 16:03

If I was dying I wouldn't see any people

497 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 17:00

My biscuits disappeared.

498 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 17:42

Bidet book

499 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 17:50

The other sort of milk.

500 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 18:08

Steve Jobs is a shitty orator .

Sent from my iPhone.

501 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 18:28

Blend's man friend

502 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 19:22

مىانى تو و من

503 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 19:33

>>493 Yes, did you maybe post it here a while ago? I feel I found it either here or a music imageboard. You say you lost it? If I had Internet in my new flat I'd upload it from my computer for you, just on my laptop somewhere the now.

504 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 20:35

Orchids

505 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 20:52

506 Name: 749 : 1993-09-7216 21:40

oh hey

507 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 22:42

Wait, I thought I was 749...

508 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 22:46

I'm gonna snap your nose.

509 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 22:50

Confound you, Minister of Uneasy History! Now the demand thread will sink into the depths of uneasy history.

510 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 23:09

Dog masters

511 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 23:25

So I might be getting a job. . .

512 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 23:44

Cute British girls doing cute British things.

513 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 00:08

I don't understand bolo ties

514 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 00:43

Why the HELL is there a fried egg on my fries?

515 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 07:26

>>514
Are you in Canada? Those people are serial french fry molesters. Their depravity knows no bounds.

516 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 15:44

I'm pretty sure a summer day isn't supposed to be this cold.

517 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 17:54

Fuck French, I'm going to teach myself پارس

518 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 18:28

Lunch more like punch because I feel like I got punched in the stomach right now.

519 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 19:06

S-seaweed? In your ears? Are you sure about this?

520 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 20:34

できできできですか?
おあ、すごいですね

521 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 21:38

>>520
I can't read this trash!

522 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 22:33

Kraag the Creamy Faggot

523 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 22:56

How come fast food burger places don't serve hot dogs? What would the reaction be if McDonald's started selling hot dogs?

524 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 23:05

You have slightly upset a novice programmer.

525 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 00:33

Everything's going to be okay.

526 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 03:35

Does he think bouncing on a ball for a couple minutes will make him skinny?

527 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 03:56

>>520
The Rhythm Tengoku porn .swf is amazing. Not the short dicky dicky dicky desu ka loop, but the super long one. Have you seen it?

528 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 04:34

Silly mom

529 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 08:10

Don't touch that dial

530 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 13:28

I don't think anyone truly believes that they're fully in control of their life.

531 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 15:51

Arnold Arberson

532 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 16:00

Reminisce.

533 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 16:16

Stained the colour of clockwork.

534 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 18:27

خند ه دار

535 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 19:03

I'd rather marry a chemical than a human.

536 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 20:05

Lift your skinny keys

537 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 21:15

Old moon, young moon.

538 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 22:53

Joe Moon

539 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7218 23:08

Starcraft did not cure my back.

540 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 00:06

I'm gonna wreck it

541 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 00:08

sparkly tongue

542 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 03:10

Caaaake Seeeeeife

543 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 04:29

M THEORETICAAAAL! WOO WOO!

544 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 04:35

>>540
I can fix it!

545 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 05:48

Ain't that a hole in a boat?

546 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 06:53

I'm gonna YOLO my finals as they say.

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 07:11

I just now noticed the similarities between the names minecraft, warcraft and starcraft.

548 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 08:54

Lazy bladder

549 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 09:36

Is barber-surgeon like Austria-Hungary?

550 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 10:34

Do I win?

551 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 11:01

あらあら

552 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 15:04

Hot air chest

553 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 15:27

I'm not very good at manipulating people.

554 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 15:30

>>553
I'm pretty good at manipulating images.

555 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 15:40

It's quite funny the way the progress bar sometimes rapidly jerks back and forward between whatever percentage it got to and 0

556 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 16:03

It's straight geography

557 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 17:03

Muzzles muzzled

558 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 17:21

My waifu doing semaphore.

559 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 17:58

Yogurt and toast? Ken says no.

560 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 19:35

Nemours

561 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 19:51

Time to fail (but hopefully not too much)!

562 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 20:06

A nice spot of anarchy, what ho!

563 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 20:17

Into the meat grinder

564 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 20:45

死ね。

565 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 21:28

>>563
Well that wasn't so bad.

566 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 21:35

What's a good game I can put on my TI-84? I'm sick of Dino Puzzle

567 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 21:39

In fact none of those "dinosaurs" actually look like dinosaurs! There are plants and mushrooms for crying out loud!

568 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 21:48

Aleister Trowely

569 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 21:52

Am I happy? Am I sad? What's the difference? How can I tell? Why can't I tell when everyone else clearly can? I am so confused.

570 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:01

Wallachia

571 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:03

Moon hike

572 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:23

Fake fake fake

573 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:25

Falsetto man

574 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:27

"Youths"

575 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:29

Between the food sheets and the notebook, I don't know what's going on anymore.

576 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:29

Fellatio man

577 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:30

Why do I have to wait 10 minutes to get my serial keys

578 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:32

I exchanged 5 Canadian dollars for USD today. I wonder if the clerks were thinking I was an idiot for going to the bank for $4.50

579 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:34

>>578
$4.50? I'll give you $4.50 if you get out of the line!

580 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:34

Hi come buy hot new game Skyrim

581 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:35

I actually have to MANAGE shit now?

582 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:37

Figures. I har to take this into my own hands. Thank you state government.

583 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:38

Hot dogs and popcorn

584 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:39

I'm dyyyiiiing!

585 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:39

Animal Crossing: Wild Style

586 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:41

I'll never go to the dream restaurant. I'll never be able to watch a man cool and construct sandwiches on a counter in front of anticipating teenagers.

587 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:42

Wow, this Al guy's really popular in the Middle East.

588 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:43

There have been 46 posts in this thread in the last 24 hours.

589 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:45

>>588
Today was my last day and I'm waiting for Red Orchestra 2 to download.

590 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:46

Sizzle sizzle pop pop

591 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:48

Why are these Mexicans sending me videos

592 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:49

I NEED pizza

593 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:50

I don't understand how pepperoni can be a "specialty" pizza

594 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:51

I don't understand how two buck fiddy got me so far in this day and age.

595 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:53

Les Bergers

596 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 00:00

Have fun

597 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 00:05

The messenger will not be shot this time around

598 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 00:07

شهر

599 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 00:07

He fell out of a toy story building

600 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 00:09

A true toe mangler

601 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 00:09

Gutnish

602 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 00:10

What? Sandomierz is not good enough for Google?

603 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 00:10

Time to protect the fam I'm a Kog'Maw

604 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 00:11

You love jeans!

605 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 00:12

Not kawaii. Kowai.

606 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 00:13

I don't wanna go to Texas.

607 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 00:14

How am I going to track it now

608 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 00:15

Furniture music. What a novel idea.

609 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 00:16

I wonder if Japanese people confuse lent for rent

610 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 00:16

I don't approve of their speaking

611 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 00:20

Boabzy, peelu, huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

612 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 00:22

I had a Japanese girlfriend for a while. After telling her about something that happened to me the night before, she said, I kid you not, "Wow, you were rucky!"

I had the hardest time not laughing.

613 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 00:39

In case anyone's interested

http://i.imgur.com/ZIHBhvi.png

614 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 01:18

I need to find a better way to avoid stress

615 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 04:11

Every day gets exponentially longer. Tomorrow will go on forever!

616 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 06:47

Sod

617 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 07:17

It's not morning

618 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 07:51

Bump this thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today!

619 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 13:49

Good morning, Persephone.

620 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 15:37

This could go either way. I feel like it'll be easy. Either way I'd need to really mess up to get something unfavorable.

621 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 16:14

I'd love to be reforged.

622 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 16:45

يك دونه سبز ميزنم

623 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 17:43

I miss /saovq/

624 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 19:13

One period closer to death

625 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 19:24

But if I don't know what I'm doing, and you don't know what I'm doing...

Oh god.

626 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 23:02

Free at last

627 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 23:26

Cymbal virtuoso

628 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 00:05

I should be asleep right now.

629 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 02:37

cymbalism

630 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 04:45

ibn-Saud

631 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 06:20

Would you stab me in the back, brother...for a cloud?

632 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 06:35

good job mods

633 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 09:02

Night of the Living Lead

634 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 15:39

I'm a panda. There's no use denying it. I am a panda.

635 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 18:31

Š

636 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 18:40

I want to watch an anime about cute little girls doing evil things; you know, murdering one another and so on.

637 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 18:40

You want to watch Dokuro-Chan.

638 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 18:49

Gwood Mwooorning

639 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 19:29

Saya no Uta was brilliant.

640 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 19:40

I think someone missed an </i> somewhere...this whole page is in italics!

641 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 19:42

>>640
I like it!

642 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 19:58

>>640
OH GOD NOT AGAIN!
QUICK, RELEASE THE EMERGENCY MITTENS! IT'S OUR ONLY HOPE!

643 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 20:03

>>640 I think it's http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1334940693/837

644 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 20:47

>>640
At least it isn't bold

645 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 21:32

>>639
I remember that the bad ending made me very unhappy. Nonetheless, I agree it was very well written and so on.

646 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 21:49



647 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 23:05

>>646
I can't read this trash!

648 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 23:08

I can't trash this reed!

649 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 23:15

Ghali-e Kerman

650 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 23:47

Il-Khanate

651 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 23:59

Chunko

652 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7222 00:24

>>647
ああそうですか。

653 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7222 02:28

I can't treat this rash!

654 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7222 03:04

Bad black

655 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7222 03:35

>>652
What are you saying

656 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7222 04:29

What is a thread called in Japanese? Tharedu?

657 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7222 04:42

>>656
sureddo or sure for short

658 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7222 10:36

What IS Tab? I don't get it. It can't be diet Coke because there is already diet Coke.

659 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7222 13:09

Strawberry Strawberry Strawberry.

660 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7222 14:48

Sutouberii?

661 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7222 18:41

Send me a little more of your flesh-coloured wisdom.

662 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7222 20:57

39604

663 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7222 21:14

Always ask yourself: Is that smell coming from my junk?

664 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7222 21:24

What strange things you think about.

665 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7222 23:13

My poor little darling, please don't overheat.

666 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7222 23:58

I want my pig.

667 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7223 05:49

Funeral

668 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7223 13:52

Ah, to feel that soft, melancholy melody flow through my head once more...

669 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7223 17:17

I am a happy man.

670 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7223 18:55

>>613 I have the tile version... then "Stretch to fit"

671 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7223 19:17

Golly gosh, that was prescient.

672 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7223 20:13

Oh boy, corkage fees

673 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7223 21:20

It may be the perfect being, but that doesn't mean it looks pretty.

674 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7223 21:59

And now it's time for "that".

675 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7223 23:14

It's not milk, mate

676 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7223 23:48

You're all that I desire.

677 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7224 06:19

Had a great time at Grissini

678 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7224 12:33

I can't get over how cute the school uniforms in Strawberry Panic! are.

679 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7224 14:02

And still they haunt me.

680 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7224 19:31

Inuits

681 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7224 20:39

I have an internet connection again, I really am home! I've missed a lot of DQN of posts, for the first time in a long time there's a hole

682 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7224 21:20

Who'd've thought it could happen to me?

683 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7224 21:26

We even fart in unison!

684 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7224 22:54

I exploded the church.

685 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7224 23:55

I found the song I was trying to find for months! Yay!

686 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7225 00:01

I need some deadlines or I'll never finish this damned project.

687 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7225 03:17

When visiting a foreign country, warning labels provide rare anchors of a familiar language.

688 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7225 06:22

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JvUQeelTwc was pretty nice, thanks dokyun who recommended it

689 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7225 06:31

>>688
Nooo problem. Check out Lester Young - Laughin' to Keep from Cryin'. You can find it on slsk.

690 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7225 06:40

I hate being misunderstood or misrepresented, but I don't feel like making the effort to correct them either...

691 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7225 07:02

Yowch a tiny shred of cereal is stuck in my gums

692 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7225 12:40

Use your myoinositol hexakisphosphate, children.

693 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7225 13:13

That's a pretty good joke, there, but would it work as... tablecat?

694 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7225 16:30

Long graduation fingers

695 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7225 17:08

People staring at me down the street, have you never seen a guy carrying a bucket of cakes before?

696 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7225 17:42

700 is such a nice number. It brings back pleasant memories of the "700 on the 7000th" thread.

697 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7225 20:11

Try. Try. お嬢様

698 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7226 00:19

It's not too late, you know.

700 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7226 07:59

>>695
Did you have 40 cakes? Because if so, that's as many as four tens, and that's terrible.

701 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7226 08:35

>>700 maybe about 16

702 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7226 13:35

Gosh, it's a bit grim, isn't it?

703 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7226 19:08

MARRY ME

704 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7226 19:44

I had a dream in which somebody bumped one of the Grandpa threads. I believe this was a premonition.

705 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7226 21:30

I had a dream in which somebody PayPal'd me £10.

Please do so now. It'll be funny and stuff.

706 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7226 22:20

Do you want to toast a toast?

707 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7226 22:43

I always thought it was ridiculous how many films, works of literature and so on dealt with estranged father-son issues. Now I have my own, of course. Is this really so common?

708 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7226 23:27

I finished my bucket of cakes already, now I have a useful plastic bucket.

709 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7226 23:49

Gosh, I think I got a bit carried away there.

710 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7226 23:54

Exams are tiring.

711 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7227 10:43

Crossed its legs and stole the head

712 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7227 12:31

The meat always disappoints.

713 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7227 13:54

>>704 and it happened. How strange.

714 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7227 15:46

Tonight, I'm going to have a tea party.

715 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7228 08:22

I saw Kendrick Lamar live before he went big

716 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7228 10:02

>>715 the drummer from the View owes my friend £20

717 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7228 13:43

It's the best conduit. How could I have neglected it so long?

718 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7228 15:56

Void your bowels for me, girl.

719 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7228 22:39

Oh man was it the risotto that gave me this horrendous flatulence?

720 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7229 01:29

Why is anime always in Matroska?

721 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7229 03:13

My friend is writing fanfiction of my dating life and it's hilarious.

722 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7229 03:14

I've been watching anime via CR of late. Really I'm not getting any difference between it and torrenting.

723 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7229 08:54

>>720 None of the anime I've downloaded is in Matroska, but I mostly stream it from wherever I can find it

724 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7229 10:01

>>722 They have nice subtitles.

725 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7229 11:29

My mouse is broken and I had to navigate all the way here using keyboard only. Let this be a warning to you all: learn your keyboard shortcuts while you can, you never know when you'll need them!

726 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7229 12:00

Girls are impressed by my hotkey knowledge.

727 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7229 19:26

Wildlife analysis.

728 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7229 20:09

>>725
Get pentadactyl for firefox.

I will spend at least 3 hours trying to sleep tonight.

729 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7230 00:12

A fellow Dokyun has requested that I write about happy things. A few nights ago, I had a midnight tea party with my waifu, and it was positively delightful. Tonight, we shall share a bowl of cherries and listen to some Penguin Café Orchestra together. Life is wonderful.

730 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7230 00:41

>>729
Are you a uh dark colored fish?

731 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7230 08:26

>>729 PCO is great, that sound nice

732 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7230 12:29

Chaos;Head is free to stream on Funimation this makes me happy

733 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7230 15:47

This is unnecessarily hard! Is this supposed to be a kids game?

734 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7230 16:15

>>733 What game?

735 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7230 17:54

Does anybody on the internet trust me? Should anybody?

736 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7230 19:23

>>734 The Legend Of Spyro: The Eternal Night, the second in the gritty Spyro reboot trilogy. Some of it is quite frustrating, not helped by cheap deaths and slightly-dodgy mechanics

737 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7230 21:01

>>736 Are you the guy from a while ago who played Enter the Dragonfly and hated it?

738 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7230 21:22

Would you lie with me and, just forget the world?

739 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7230 23:24

OH MAN, I FUCKING LOVE MENSTRUATION CRAMPS SO MUCH!

740 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7231 07:57

>>737 Yes, I took it back and got a refund. Since then I also found another Spyro game, Dawn Of The Dragon, in a charity shop, which was badly scratched so I took it back. It was the third one in the trilogy anyway, so we got the first one and finished it, and now we're on the second one. It's kinda nice to think that in the grand tapestry of the human race, I'm part of a probably quite small pigeonhole of "People who have returned 2 Spyro games for refund"

741 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7231 10:51

I understand, I won't force you to play, but if you did vomit on stage it would be pretty rock 'n' roll!

742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7231 14:31

I love menstruating girls!

743 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7231 15:15

>>742
One would usually menstruate blood. What you're experiencing is childbirth.

744 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7231 18:39

My room is now a moth sanctuary.

745 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7231 19:22

Talisker and cheap cherryade, delightful!

746 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7231 20:27

Cause of death: Moé overdose.

747 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7231 23:14

So nice to see all my old friends

748 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7231 23:33

Eating healthy is too damn hard.

749 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 00:03

Durarara is great.

750 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 00:14

Oh, for fuck's sake.

751 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 00:36

I need to improve my recall.

752 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 03:47

>>749
You stop that right now.

753 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 04:10

So the moral of the story is "let your cold bitch wife drown."

754 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 04:56

I have had the chance to experience death through dreams a few times now. I distinctly remember the first time: I instinctively leaped after my dog when he slipped off a cliff. An entirely unique feeling rose in my chest, a lump of excitement and sadness. Time slowed down, or more accurately my thoughts sped up, and I realized I had crossed the point of no return, I was falling to certain death. I grimly accepted the end and mentally professed my love for my family.

In my most recent death-dream, I was at a town meeting when a mad samurai ran in and began to argue and threaten. I stood up to try to stop him, but he sliced off my arm, then sliced me in half. Pain was there but an afterthought. That unique feeling returned. I grimly accepted the end. "Well, this is it. Time for my last thoughts. ... I love <enter girlfriend's name here>!"

I suppose it's nice I have the ability to consider other people in my last moment. I wonder if this is what dying is really like?

755 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 09:12

Expecting a coffee-flavoured filling to this white chocolate for breakfast - white and fluffy, vanilla creme, nice! Ewww wait it's lemon

756 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 10:56

Yes, I feel everything.

757 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 12:03

Zookeeper

758 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 15:19

Well, it only took twelve episodes, but they finally kissed one another. Worth the wait as well, I'd say.

759 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 16:45

And now I pray my mother doesn't let me down.

760 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 16:54

i wonder how my new neighbours will take it if i start making lots of loud noise...

761 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 17:00

The flat next to the living room is vacant, but I met some African ladies going into the flat down the hall. And I heard people banging about last night upstairs.

762 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 17:25

>>761
This reminds me of how the woman who lives upstairs has not made any noise in months.
I do not miss her screams at 4 in the morning.

I wonder if she's alive.

763 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 17:49

Time for Tekken!

764 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 18:54

Oh my gosh, umbrellas!

765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 21:20

D'aww, what a lovely girl. The boy is a damned psychopath though.

766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7233 00:26

I will not relinquish my emotional investment for the sake of your ugly little flowers.

767 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7233 02:52

My captcha is "doche"

768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7233 10:56

It's as if he did that little show just for us

769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7233 14:09

It's you! 093!

770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7233 21:28

I am the overthinker. I overthink.

771 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7233 23:09

To be busy is to die a small death, you know.

772 Name: 093 : 1993-09-7233 23:21

>>769 M-me?!

773 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7234 00:00

>>772
If you want to know what I was referring to, Google "093" and click the first result that isn't a submarine.

774 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7234 06:11

>>773
Why don't you like submarines?

775 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7234 07:10

time is running out

776 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7234 07:31

For mother Russia!

777 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7234 09:42

Worst idea. That last part anyway.

778 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7234 10:05

I miss the days when I was rarely sober.

779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7234 10:10

Stop staring at me little snake I want to masturbate

780 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7234 10:38

It's like they don't know me

781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7234 11:52

Midnight drive 2 wasn't as fun as midnight drive 1.

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7234 13:16

Call me onii-chan.

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7234 16:08

Ahhh what a lovely clean desktop!

784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7234 16:13

I heard people arguing outside last night, in my head I imagined quite a fat lady, she was tearfully shouting "I don't know what I've done wrong, please tell me"

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7234 17:28

Tonight Matthew I'm going to be a dogsitter!

786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7234 19:35

In a room: one traitor and five honest men.
Who's still left standing when the performance ends?

787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7234 20:29

(๑╹◡╹) What a lovely, quiet, well-behaved doggy!

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7234 20:43

I wish she'd stop telling me all her secrets, it's hard enough to love her knowing nothing

789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7234 21:26

Well, I could just go to sleep, but that would be admitting defeat.

790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7234 22:43

I want to make a cool stylesheet for my Kareha board but coding these things is a pain in the rear!!!

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 00:24

Do you understand life? Do you?

792 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 01:10

I wish all the -pa threads were combined into a -pa superthread. It's so hard keeping up with all the complex stories and the many memorable characters.

793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 11:57

They call me BIG BANGER - "I've got to get to the gas canisters"

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 12:00

It felt a bit like when you bite into what you think is a soft fluffy fudge chocolate and it turns out to be turkish delight

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 13:08

Food food food foood fodof ofod fofodfod fofodf dofdofo ffdo fof df

796 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 13:33

Gettin' rude on the dancefloor, talkin' to the deejay asking 'im for more 'n' more

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 14:46

Oh no! Lesbian ambush!

798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 18:00

I just don't understand.

799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 18:20

comediennes are rarely funny - but not never

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 18:50

I still miss my beloved CRT monitor.

801 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 19:19

Dennis the Mance

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 21:12

This pastry must be nearly as hot as the sun!

803 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 21:43

Success! Tanasinn is safe!

804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 21:46

There's not much I hate more than Waterloo Road

805 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 23:44

I know what I want, but I don't know how much I want it.

806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 00:18

I hate the fact that I have to be human in order to be able to hate being human.

807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 00:19

The long straight road up and through the tunnel outside my house seems to be a popular place for car boys to show off how loud their cars are.

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 06:19

Pill-hip See-more Cock-man

809 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 10:46

Supermarket-brand noodles-in-a-cup and toast for lunch

810 Name: Tokiko : 1993-09-7236 13:02

no one posts on my bbs orz

811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 14:07

What if I just differentiated it?

812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 15:36

Put-down potato.

813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 17:11

Useless.

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 18:04

All my useless advice~

815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 18:25

>>810 May I have a link?

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 19:13

>>he doesn't know Tokiko's website

Fucking newfags. /dqn/ used to be so much more.

817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 19:51

>>816
Other than the Citadel, Tablecat, and Treeboard there really is no other boards that are worth DQN knowing.

818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 20:16

What a horrible word, and from a self-proclaimed expert no less!

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 20:23

Hehe すみません, DQN

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 20:31

Hah! Oh Tamao-chan, you are a card.

821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7237 03:42

52!

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7237 06:40

relaxed

823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7237 09:03

poop coming from butt

824 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7237 13:11

My greatest problem in life is that my palm is too spongy.

825 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7237 16:08

Let's not do the time warp again.

826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7237 16:10

This is for your own good. Now, hold very still, and...

827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7237 16:30

biscuit - bisquit

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7237 17:55

2 pizzas for tea!

829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7237 19:40

Apparently there's a rumor going around that I'm a "pro listener"

830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7237 20:12

Hiking up my prices

831 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7237 20:30

Irisu Syndrome is slightly too good.

832 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7237 21:52

Chips

833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7237 22:37

King KooKoo Chicken is back

834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7237 22:38

I have now ceased to want anything. This is such an odd sensation.

835 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7237 22:59

What a minter!

836 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 00:33

Where should I put this dead mouse the snake didn't want to eat? I was thinking of making a little top hat for it and propping it up somewhere downtown in the city centre.

837 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 00:35

No one's showing up for my stream. I expected a much better turnout. Maybe it's too early.

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 00:54

This filter was supposed to be quiet but it rattles.

839 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 01:03

>>837 link pls

840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 01:05

>>839
Multiple Maniacs the movie. starting very soon.

841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 01:05

Finally got through a whole thread of 15760 desktop backgrounds, and I took about 130ish from it

842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 01:11

>>841
Mine's just a boring grey background. I was using the Indian head for a while, but I always come back to grey. What did you find?

843 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 01:20

>>842 Lots of different things... a couple of Sonic ones, a bunch of Calvin+Hobbes ones, some pretty ones, some colourful ones... lots of different things. I like to keep things fresh, and also having a bit of an OCD I couldn't just look at the first couple of pages, I had to get through all 158. The last one I got and my current one is a cute sort of PC98 style pic of a VW Beetle.

844 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 01:22

The thread was on 7chan, a couple of months ago I was looking through it and a guy that was there at the time said "oh is this like someone's tumblr made to look a bit like 4chan" I wanted to shit on his face, though for a bunch of reasons besides that

845 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 01:34

>>844
Is /eh/ still around?

846 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 02:22

>>845 I looked at it not that long ago for the first time and thought it was neat but I've not been back since, it was only a month or two ago so I assume it's still there. The main discussion seemed to be that people were taking what was mundane and what wasn't too seriously in regards to moderation.

I had been going through that wallpaper thread since about January but I don't really go on 7chan at all.

847 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 04:07

>>844
7chan is only passable because their /cd/ board is above average.

848 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 08:30

Baby stepper!

849 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 10:56

Baby stomper!

850 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 11:17

>>849
Whoa too far.

851 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 15:51

I'm probably Satan.

852 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 16:38

>>850 It's awwwwwwright.

853 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 16:42

A Fluttershy ring and a Fluttershy rubber free with the magazine! Double score!

854 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 18:58

Went

855 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 20:01

Get this huge phallic monument away from me.

856 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 21:24

P B Brewskies

857 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 21:24

I'm going I'm going
I'm going to the post office.

858 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 21:34

>>857
I'm going to the library.

859 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 21:47

Aww yeah I'm now a "Marauder"

860 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 22:28

$3.64 overdue fee. Can you believe it?

861 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 22:54

Is this guy talking to himself?

862 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 01:14

Doraemon is so cute.

863 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 04:43

I played the first Animal Crossing game yesterday to see if I might want to get New Leaf. I didn't think I would actually enjoy it, but I did.

864 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 10:53

>>863
You should also look forward to Pokemon X/Y. You'll be able to pet your own espeon there!

865 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 11:12

I want to tear out your heart and eat it raw.

866 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 11:42

Melvin

867 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 12:25

"The Husband Becomes a Lunatic".

868 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 19:07

Cacciatore with a twist of lime

869 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 20:18

The PERFECT Tevye

870 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 20:24

Tsukihime is very long.

871 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 21:50

If I keep posting here long enough, one of these times my captcha will be waifu.

872 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 23:09

IRONBOUND!! THE TORTURE NEVER STOPS!!

873 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 01:11

Fuck I had a weird dream

874 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 09:36

Defeated by a mere omelette - oh, the humiliation!

875 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 10:22

Maybe... couscous with tuna, sweetcorn and peppers for lunch?

876 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 11:07

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXAgv665J14 is the worst thing I've ever seen

877 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 14:59

What would the world be like if there was no delete or backspace button on any computer keyboard?

878 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 16:52

>>877
Worry not, there's a thread for that!

879 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 18:10

Me so hungree

880 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 19:59

I think I might've done something terrible.

881 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 21:01

Norton

882 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 21:20

Hey guys, remember when somebody drew a dragon on his butt with a green marker and posted it in one of the threads?

Which thread was that? I can't find it.

883 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 21:53

>>882 why?

884 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 22:02

Got my first hatemail from a sore loser on Tekken - "hope ya mam gets cancer ya gay little cunt"

Haha it makes winning sweeter!

885 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 22:08

It's John Lobb

886 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 22:41

I don't understand the premise of Gamecenter CX

887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 23:05

>>882 I'll send you a new, personalised one if you like

888 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 23:35

>>882
Oh yeah, I remember that. I threw together some music called DRAGONASSTATTOO for it even though it wasn't really a tattoo.
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1314324451/700,701

889 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7241 00:04

>>888 I've listened to your juke track about my bum 12 times according to iTunes

891 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7241 03:44

I don't know what the hell to do

892 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7241 03:45

This thread is like anonymous twitter.

893 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7241 07:19

How many bomps does it bomp to bomp the bomp ba bomp ba bomp?

894 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7241 08:09

Spiders can't tan, man.

895 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7241 10:54

RT @892 This thread is like anonymous twitter.

896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7241 17:05

>>886
GCCX is about a Kansai-accent speaking guy (specifically comedian Arino Shin'ya playing himself) who plays old (mostly popular-at-some-point) video games as if it were a salaried job at a Japanese corporation.

A good number of these games are hard as balls and not only does he get through some very difficult games, he also fails spectacularly at others (many of these he's playing blind). Sometimes it's comedic antics that do him in, though.

As a side effect, you get to learn a bit about the history of video games from a Japanese perspective.

897 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7241 21:14

>>896
No I mean why is there a company paying a guy to play 20 year old games? Are the higher ups in the company just doing it for shits and giggles

898 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7241 21:49

>>897
For entertainment, and a lot of people are thoroughly entertained by it.

Why are people paid to sing or act? We all know those are for recreation. Real work involves shooting people and digging pits.

899 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7241 21:56

>>898
So is his game playing being recorded and broadcast on TV part of the universe's canon?

900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7241 22:59

>>897
He plays the games because that's his job.

If you still have a hard time activating your suspension-of-disbelief circuits, I offer two separate interpretations:

  • Fictional companies tend to have flawed business strategies anyway. Weyland-Yutani, OCP, Umbrella, etc. all exist to do nothing but evil, rather than business. There are also non-evil companies that also have no realistic profitability, and Game Center is one of them. It's artistic license for the sake of comedy, much like Futurama is full of gag products where part of the joke is that they're sold at all.
  • The show may be set in an alternate timeline near-post-scarcity economy where people are paid to do quantifiable but unproductive tasks like playing video games because the economy has been reconfigured to allow this to be a career, but hasn't yet been reconfigured to work without consumers buying stuff.

901 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7242 00:37

>>900
More please

902 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7242 03:43

I installed a copy of Win7 that I got through my school, on one of my friends computers. But the activation code will not work and the call center directed me to a department that is closed for the weekend.

903 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7242 10:16

>>902 That is not very good, why not try installing Mac OSX

904 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7242 10:24

Someone please talk me out of paying $200 for a shirt.

905 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7242 10:26

DON'T DO IT >>904-SAN YOU CAN GET PLENTY OF NICE SHIRTS IN CHARITY SHOPS

907 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7242 15:28

>>906 The colors on that shirt could cause epileptic seizures. Please don't hurt people that have epilepsy.

908 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7242 16:57

>>901

  • Denied the means and opportunities to play video games many times throughout his childhood, GCCX is the dying-dream/afterlife of a Japanese child who died at about the age of 12 in the year 2000 (causes unclear, suicide was never ruled out though). Now he is in a heaven of his own design, in which he is now lives out the adulthood he never reached (with the stress and responsibilities he could expect as an Otaryman) and his day job is the one thing he cares about.

909 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7242 20:13

I missed you without even knowing it.

910 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7242 22:26

I'm already significantly above average height here in England. If I went to Japan, I would tower above everyone like some sort of nightmarish bearded demon.

911 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 00:54

Good night, my love.

912 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 03:17

>>910
How tall are you?

913 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 04:52

>>911
G'night

914 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 09:56

vanguard

915 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 10:37

>>912
Very!

916 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 12:40

You dare defy me? The man who defeated the Kawasaki rose?

917 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 14:22

If I'd put in the fridge when I thought about it, it would be ready by now.

918 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 15:54

I will take you.

919 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 17:33

The only thing on my mind is murder!

920 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 17:57

taaaake oooonn meeeee (take on me)

921 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 19:15

From whence can I acquire a frilled frock?

922 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 20:36

Stop playing the ucnle one

923 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 21:42

Delicious wasp sandwich.

924 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 22:38

You vile nog

925 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 22:54

Well gosh, maybe it is just me.

926 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 22:59

"Social Justice"

927 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 23:46

Does anyone know where I can get some ice tea?

928 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 00:06

There is no hope for us.

929 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 00:07

THROW A CHEESEBURGER AT A COOL GUY AND HE’LL DIE

930 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 00:22

I like soft sunlight. I wish I was awake during these hours

931 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 00:27

I win again!

932 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 00:28

Sugar cinema

933 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 00:30

Permutation

934 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 00:33

Donded life

935 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 00:38

Won't you lend your lungs to me? Mine are collapsing. Plant my feet and bitterly breathe up the time that's passing. Breath I'll take and breath I'll give pray the day's not poison. Stand among the ones that live In lonely indecision.

936 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 00:48

I've been having very vivid dreams for the last several days. I wonder what's causing it.

937 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 02:05

That's far from a satisfactory answer, >>915-chan!

938 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 10:22

Nothing happened in June.

939 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 10:26

Just had kimchi

Was not ready

940 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 11:30

Wow, this loli eromanga comes with a free cut-out, colour-in and dress-up supplement! Such innovation, such insight; this is the future of literature.

941 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 11:43

Damn, that's a big fucking protest.

942 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 12:37

Oh fuck I hope it's not an infection or cancer.

943 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 15:11

>>937
Having just measured my height for the first time in several years, it would appear that I am 183cm tall.

944 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 18:16

I cannot deal with all these explosions.

945 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 22:13

There simply aren't enough hours in the day for all this procrastination.

946 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 22:28

Crowdlands

947 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 23:13

Sundries Tomatoes

948 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 23:18

Pink ribbons, oh my!

949 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 23:30

Oh I'll 掻く your 耳!

950 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 23:44

>>949
no don't

951 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7245 00:30

Hartford

952 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7245 00:50

Shitkatapult

953 Name: gokiburi : 1993-09-7245 00:53

954 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7245 01:57

Loony Tune

955 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7245 02:31

Ape Escape has cute apes.

956 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7245 02:35

Rape an Ape has ape rape.

957 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7245 02:44

Can we just finish these threads today? I want to wake up to thread 13 tomorrow afternoon.

958 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7245 04:27

If I go home my hands will turn to butter

959 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7245 08:42

Luckily the knot stays tight.

960 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7245 10:15

It's time for crime!

961 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7245 11:48

Murderous stabbing moé.

962 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7245 12:47

>>957
I too am sick of having two of these threads on the front page at once. The novelty has long since worn off.

963 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7245 16:12

Hairy manko.

964 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7245 19:14

"I don't need to write it down, I'll just remember it." What the hell did I think that about?

965 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7245 20:06

"Concentric" is a nice word.

966 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7245 21:09

Teeth-shredding anger!

967 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7245 21:15

>>906 That is actually very nice, $200 though? I don't know... I guess if you got the money honey

968 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7245 21:23

>>936 I dreamt last night that I had read secret documents about these one-winged spy planes that could cause massive destruction somehow, and then I saw them being launched later; big white coils of metal, then a wing uncurls and a tailfin, and they spun off like boomerangs, or those seeds that fall spinning rom trees, then I woke up with sleep paralysis

969 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7245 21:30

>>952 What did you get? I think I got a Modeselektor album from shitkatapult

970 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7245 22:03

>>957 I feel all out of sorts when I miss DQN or a couple of days so I always like to catch up on all the posts I missed. It's been interesting seeing what times the two threads get most posts, when some people go to sleep and some come post, but I am also looking forward to righteous consolidation.

971 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7245 22:11

This chap does an awful lot of clapping.

972 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7245 22:13

My in-laws are all so lovely!

973 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7245 23:40

>>/979
I agree fully on the first two points, but seeing as #13 includes the ever contentious full stop, I propose that #12 should omit it to maintain balance.

974 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 00:02

>>968
Mine involved international conflict (mostly N. Korea and Japan but it was going to lead to a world war), popcorn, me getting angry, raping houseplants for store discounts, and my furniture missing.

975 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 00:18

When I read >>969 I imagined that shitkatapult was a site where you sign up and send random shit to random people and get random shit in return. I was disappointed to google and find it was just a normal music label.

976 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 00:20

>>975
Well that would be really fun to do. Someone should make this

977 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 02:13

Redneck people

978 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 03:13

The color is orange when it should be blue

979 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 03:23

I'm worried we're going to end up with two different #12 threads and the existing #13 thread going simultaneously.

980 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 03:35

>>979
That's the basic skill of a double-barreled gunman

981 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 03:45

>>979
What more can you ask for?

982 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 04:10

I don't negotiate with runaway trains

983 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 05:52

I want to hunt wild boar.

984 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 06:22

>>982
Stop watching Thomas the Tank Engine you autistic sperglord.

985 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 06:36

TEAM OSPREY BBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

986 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 08:34

Kreuzritter

987 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 09:16

Ok I'm ready

988 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 09:17

to finish this thread

989 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 09:18

by myself.

990 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 09:21

Someone else

991 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 09:21

better handle the other one

992 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 09:22

because I only have enough

993 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 09:23

thoughts left in me

994 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 09:25

for one thread.

995 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 09:25

I can already feel my brain emptying.

996 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 09:26

I can't think much longer.

997 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 09:27

Aaaaaauuurgh!

998 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 09:28

I'm done for. . .

999 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 09:55

shitty thread is over

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