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1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7191 19:17

I'm glad that ended quickly and peacefully.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7191 21:16

This THREAD will be used after #12 THREAD, that will be used after all of #11 THREADS.

Exercise common sense and DO NOT post here until then. Everything in due time.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7192 04:27

someone is going to forget and make a duplicate 13.....................

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 13:24

Well now that the dual #11s are over this is the next in line.
Number 12 would be worthless.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 13:28

>>4
#11 threads ran in parallel which proved the bipolar capability of DQN, and as such they should be considered as one large experimental thread. 12 comes after 11, then 13. Just bump it again when the other thread reaches 970. If you adore number 13, I encourage you to post in #12 a lot.

6 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-7246 17:11

No posting in this thread until #12 ends.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7351 18:24

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8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7352 02:16

Bring dis back

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7352 03:23

Someone should work on getting a #14 thread started for when this one runs out.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7352 03:33

I'm really glad DQN didn't forget this thread. I'm also not surprised. ‚³‚·‚ªDQN!

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7352 09:47

>>/995
I have synaesthesia! But only mildly. The word "synaesthesia" is a very pale yellow colour. Tuesday is dark blue. 65536 is reddish-brown. Hilariously enough, I'm also quite severely colourblind.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7352 14:06

>>11
No way!

Synaesthesia is blue.
Tuesday is greenish.

It is the only way!

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7352 14:36

>>11 Do you like it? Does it enhance your experiences compared to people without it, would you say? I saw a youtube comment someone saying they get it with listening to music, and I thought that sounds like fun, but maybe that's insulting to someone who has to deal with it all the time.

Also, 65,536 is my 3rd or 4th favourite number.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7352 15:00

>>12
If you persist in entertaining such delusions as Tuesday being green - how absurd! - then we shall have to duel to the death.

>>13
I do quite like it. Unfortunately, as I mentioned, I only have it mildly, and without involving any of the interesting senses (taste, smell, etc.). It's more an interesting topic of conversation than anything else, much like colourblindness.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7352 20:55

I wish Pietro was my roommate instead of this chink faggot

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7352 21:24

I was a chink faggot was my roommate.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7353 00:17

>>15 Go find a yaoi fangirl and have him be her roomate.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7353 02:26

i wonder if i can squash all these bugs

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7353 02:43

>>18 live and let live

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7353 11:39

penises

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7353 16:33

‚¢‚‚łà–l‚ðŒ©‚Ä‚é

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7353 17:20

My favourite thing about these "pint glass + bottle of beer" gift sets is how the bottles aren't even a pint.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7353 18:56

The taste of blood.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7353 22:13

>>18

How do u take the lives of bugs and animals and feel good about yourself? - Lil B

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7353 22:54

Perhaps if I shout loud enough she'll hear me.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7354 12:23

Where's the driftwood?

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7354 12:30

I made a post on twitter about how I kept reading "Viper" as "Vipper" and some Japanese guy responded with this gem:
But maybe it's not so different between them. vipper also have "poison"

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7354 13:22

I've been lulled back into a false sense of security, if you want to make your move go for it!

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7354 14:24

I didn't know that "„}̲̅a̲̅„‘̲̅i̲̅j̲̅u̲̅a̲̅n̲̅a̲̅̅" came in something closely resembling a tobacco cigarette. Or that it was associated in any way with dubstep.

vc: mon. Toke one up, mon.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7354 15:18

try
update ocaml >>= reinstall and recompile 47 opam modules
with _ -> nothing works

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7354 17:32

>>27
This makes me very happy.

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7354 18:19

>>26
Only Citrus Pride around here, buddy

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7354 22:20

>>23
The sight of blood, too. Your own blood, I mean. It's somewhat intoxicating. I kinda wish my chosen self-destruction method was cutting, I could see my body stained with my own blood whenever I wanted.

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7354 22:44

>>33
Shut the fuck up

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7354 23:18

Depression comes in many flavours. Having tasted a fair variety of them personally, I would argue that depression is a much more interesting and, in many ways, more valuable experience than love. Love is all well and good, but it's a little too quick to show its hand - it's too blunt. When in love, you know exactly what you want, what makes you happy or sad, whereas the strangest things can cheer you up or upset you with such a fickle affliction as depression.

Yes, depression is another creature entirely. In the same way in which love is often likened to a fire ("burning passion", etc.), I would liken depression to a lake. Unlike the ever-changing fire, the lake is perfectly still and tranquil, and you can never tell what's beneath the surface until you are submerged in it - nor can you tell how deep it goes until you hit the bottom.

There is one particularly elusive flavour of depression, nestled somewhere between the apathetic/anhedonic and the suicidal, which could best be labelled "melancholy". It is an achingly beautiful emotion; the sort that causes you to go on walks, listen to the rain and write poetry. It makes your heart ache, your mind walk in circles, your soul long for death - and yet it makes you feel so alive! Can a feeling of such crystalline beauty still be found under an ugly category like depression? Or am I simply being too romantic?

I shall find out soon enough. I can feel myself lapsing into melancholy again, and this time I shan't resist it. Let's see how deep the rabbit hole goes.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7355 02:28

>>27 I am now lurking your twitter.

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7355 04:34

I'm tempted to update the Control Tower thread (I did so a couple times in the early days of the thread) but the guy who has been updating it lately is really good and seems to have some idea of where the plot is going so I don't want to interfere...

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7355 06:38

>>37 I thought and hoped it was a single chap with a master plan

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7355 16:39

>>36 it's not DQN quality though, you are wasting your time.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7355 19:34

>>37
Speaking as that very guy, you should just go for it. Unfortunately I've been awfully busy recently, and I'd hate to see the thread die because everyone's waiting for me to update. Rest assured there's absolutely no long term plot or master plan; I'm really just making it up as I go along.

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7355 20:20

If you see da police. . .
Warner Brothers

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7355 22:53

Since we only have DQN Quality Wikipedia links and DQN Quality Youtube links threads, and a DQN Quality Encyclopaedia Metallum seems a bit too niche, I'll just leave this here.

http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Execution/37813

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7356 01:57

>>40 Awww you shouldn't have admitted that, you've crushed my dreams...

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7356 01:59

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7356 13:08

>>43
S-sorry...

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7356 18:38

By "tea" I meant "dinner".

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7356 20:01

>>46
Why would you say one thing if you meant another?

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7356 22:50

>>47 Tea is what we call our evening meal. And "dinner" can mean lunch or tea!

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7357 16:23

>>46
Jun, pour the tea

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7357 16:33

I saw this mentioned in an old PS1 magazine (before PS2 was launched) http://uk.ign.com/articles/1999/07/03/ps2-clinton-eases-export-limits I wonder what the purple box was? A gamecube?

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7358 05:53

My dick is addicted to your ass

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7358 10:06

I have a sudden urge to take a dump in the urinal.

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7358 11:21

A parametric definition of life.

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7358 16:02

Sometimes when I wake up in the morning, I get this weird feeling that's like a mix between hunger and happiness. A kind of yearning mixed with comfort. I wonder what chemical reaction causes this odd feeling. Google searches suggest it might be "ghrelin" but I'm not sure that's it.

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7358 16:04

>>54
Also, it only happens in the morning. Usually when I'm hungry I just get cranky. So what's different about the morning?

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7358 17:14

>>50
I'm intrigued.

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7358 20:42

my life is ruined

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7358 20:49

What do I do now?

59 Name: a : 1993-09-7359 00:48

wtf are these dates

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7359 11:45

Why do I have so much money? This must be a mistake.

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7359 17:41

>>58 what do we do now? My captcha is reced, maybe that is the answer.

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7359 20:38

>>61
Run away! Run away!

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7359 22:52

>>63 cancels coursework: taken by mood.
>>63 has claimed a laptop!
>>63 has begun a mysterious project!

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7359 23:03

shit on this gay cock

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7360 01:13

oh noes my C drive is full, about time I put my anime into my external drive

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7360 08:05

Yatta! I did it! I put a teabag in a cup and filled it with fresh espresso. Yesterday I stopped myself just a moment before the first drop of coffee fell in. Now my spirit is... free...

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7360 10:41

There's nothing wrong with the odd vampire here and there.

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7360 12:38

>>67
What, even ones have to be left out?

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7360 13:48

>>68
Even vampires are a given.

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7360 18:46

I was going to be an ascetic hermit, but then my mother seduced me.

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7360 23:35

>>70
(EÍE) How did she do that.

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7361 00:01

The explosive growth of the internet is now past.
We have to throw away those utopias we thought up in the 90s.

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7361 01:28

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7361 02:21

I bought a 23" monitor. Now I can beat off to naked catgirls in high fashion.

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7361 02:29

>>73
I thought it was Finn from Adventure Time before I read the caption.

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7361 04:44

>>75 Perhaps Finn from Adventure Time IS Beady Eyes.

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7361 11:51

Lock the doors and hide! The circus is coming to town!

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7361 23:21

A Touhou for every occasion.

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7362 00:41

(party) circus man (party)

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7362 00:45

futanari rape party

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7362 01:57

I can't come up with a disparaging twist on PulseAudio (e.g. like "Poobuntu" for Ubuntu or "Skullfag" for Skulltag) and that annoys me. PoopAudio and PulseAgony are too much of a stretch.

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7362 02:08

>>81
BallsAudio

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7362 04:24

I know who >>49 is.

>>80
Now, is a "rape whistle" a deterrent or a summons? I happen to have one right here, y'see, and I'm more of a theorist than an empiricist...

>>81
No, "PulseAgony" is good. Um... PussAudio. PulseSodItAll. Just stick with "PulseAgony".

N̶e̶a̶t̶Stupid trick to do to someone else's computer:

sudo ln -sf /dev/audio /dev/null

...Actually, that worked back around, oh, Sept. 800th or so. Who knows if it still does.

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7362 10:59

I really need to shit, but I'm gonna hold it until this song is done playing.

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7362 14:52

Writing an HTTP server is confusing. Is it that or a HTTP server?

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7362 15:17

Presumably you say "aytch tee tee pee" not "huttpuh" so it would be "an HTTP server".

NES is trickier. Do you say "an en ee ess" or "a ness"?

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7362 18:48

>>86 Filmnstuff on Youtube likes to call it "The NEZZ"

I like his show because he makes fun of bad games. He isn't as good as the AVGN, but who reviews bad games better than the AVGN?

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7362 21:34

>>86 I say "nezz" since SNES is "snezz"

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7362 22:08

Please Sir, won't you let me remain young and foolish a little longer?

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7362 22:21

>>89 Please don't push your luck like I did it will turn around and bite you if you're not careful

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7362 22:24

i s******* w*** to c*** a big k****** k**** r**** into my s****

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7363 03:21

>>89
No, that will lead to you asking for extra sauce or extra large or some foolish shit like that and getting dismembered by the manager and other customers.

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7363 04:30

After living alone as a grad student, I understand why people try to crazy themselves into creating imaginary tulpa friends. Shit gets depressing.

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7363 21:08

It's fine, I'm probably just possessed.

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7364 07:40

Say "communist jew" one more time, motherfucker.

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7364 10:35

Confabulations.

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7364 15:51

>>95 "communist jew one more time, motherfucker."

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7364 16:51

>>97
Hey, thanks man! :)

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7364 17:36

Living is difficult.

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7364 23:20

>>99 is dying so much easier?

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7365 01:50

I often wish I could die, go through the process of death myself with no one knowing about it, then wake up the next day as if nothing happened. I feel it would be pretty cathartic.

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7365 01:55

Ees my wiener, ese.

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7366 01:18

I learned about the "text art" setting only to find that it makes an even bigger mess than not setting it does.

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7366 09:11

By boner is only concealed by my tight jeans.

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7366 13:26

My Mandarin Chinese teacher is quite moe.

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7366 14:09

I demand that if a further DQN album be produced, we name it "DQN ELECTRONICS TEN". Because there's already a 2010 album, and a non-existent 10 album.

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7366 14:12

Today my relationship with my crush progressed more rapidly than in the last 3 years.
I learnt her name.
But I might have to take it easy with the pace.
Next thing you know you're paying for your ex-wife's childrens' college fees.

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7366 16:07

the Guinness record for loudest flatulence

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7366 20:25

>>105 MY Mandarin Chinese teacher almost defeated Iron Man. So there.

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7366 22:54

I will have none.

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7366 22:54

Tonight made me remember how depressing my hometown is. I just want to sort myself out and move on to the next chapter in my life as soon as possible, rocky.

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7367 03:22

i dislike Halloween

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7367 10:17

>>112
I like it. It's an extra challenge at work to try to pick out who's in costume and who's just always that weird-looking.

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7367 12:13

>>112
Got spooked much?

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7367 15:30

Clean the spiral with the spiral. Spiral the spiral. Spiral.

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7367 16:24

I'm not going to be number sixty-two if I can help it.

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7367 16:54

SHIT! I did the wrong number of asterisks.

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7367 21:31

i forgot to say rabbit rabbit today. fuck.

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7367 22:32

>>118 I said white rabbits! I need some good luck more than ever this month.

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7367 23:39

I need to do something abò*5? ?6 ?3/5@_ $8#94$34#

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7368 00:30

I really do wonder about these people.

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7368 01:02

Normally, I'd leave an old-game-pirating site alone, but I reported this one to the ESA because honestly, if you charge money for pirate downloads, you deserve to get your balls smacked.

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7368 02:59

After reading the splendidly idiotic text file of this Doom mod, I got to thinking that the bit about Duke Nukem becoming Christian could make for a pretty hilarious mod in itself. It could crib ideas from those NES Bible games where instead of a weapon to kill you attacked enemies with "The Word of God" to make them kneel and pray. Picture a suitably Nukem-sounding voice yelling Biblical quotes to make his foes fall on their knees to be saved. Duke would go around getting prostitutes to clean up their act, give anti-drug messages, and act as a missionary to Those Alien Heathens to get them to repent their sins and convert to Christianity.

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7368 10:36

You find yourself at the beginning of a journey.

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7368 12:34

I've reached the "played this game so much I started dreaming about it" stage again. I'm not even surprised any more.

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7368 14:55

>>125
I used to get that a lot, I remember especially having a bunch of dreams where I was in Black Mesa or the UAC base.

Monster Bash gave me nightmares. I think it may have been the only game that ever did, come to think of it.

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7368 15:15

>>125,126 Did we just talk about this a few weeks ago? I seem to remember talking about playing Katamari a lot and mentally rolling everything irl up, like my girlfriend and the bed during sex

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7368 15:24

>>127 yeah, I remember now you brought that up again.

But that was about walking around in your waking hours and feeling like you're still in the game. I just played Portal 2 two years after everyone else did, and sometimes I look around to see the places I could get to with a portal gun.

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7368 15:39

>>128 I couldn't remember if it was here or another textboard I was on.

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7368 16:04

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7369 01:05

duck penises

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7369 12:55

What do I need now? Maslow has no answers.

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7369 13:20

>>130 well hey was it really 17 days ago my my

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7369 13:23

Dance so hard you forget your troubles, but when you wake up the next day your problems will return with much more force

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7369 18:48

Time passes so very slowly for some of us.

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7369 19:03

Welcome to Dong's armory!

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7369 22:35

>>118
who the fuck says rabbit rabbit?

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7369 23:02

>>137 I thought that then i looked it up on wikipedia to see the origins of it http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit_rabbit_rabbit

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7369 23:23

>>137
It's a /jp/ meme.

(/jp/ is a board on 4chan, a website you pretend not to visit!)

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7370 00:01

And he drew strange pictures to comfort himself.

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7370 12:47

Qin outlawed Confucianism. He burned scholars alive and destroyed the books. Also he cared what people said about him and executed anyone who was against him.

Qin Shi Huang is an important person in Chinese history because his unification of China lasted for over two millienia (2,000 years).

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7370 15:53

Let's persevere!

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7370 18:13

Differentiate f(x) with respect to the feeling of sunlight on one's skin.

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7370 22:51

>>140 I did, but I haven't this time yet.

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7371 00:15

>>141
He's ugly

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7371 01:03

>>143 that sounds like calculus ON SHROOMS!

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7371 15:37

Let the other thread die! The author himself said it was a mistake! Dear god, it's #11 all over again.

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7371 20:13

I LOVE JAVASCRIPT

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7371 21:23

How do I stop lagging behind reading DQN?

150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7372 00:04

Shitstainer puzzle

151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7372 02:14

Why can't this test be about hibernating until May.

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7372 14:55

truncate penis

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7372 21:35

You can call me gravy boy

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7372 21:39

That must have been the best captcha I've ever had.

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7372 22:29

Holy shit, fifty demons? I wasn't even expecting one.

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7372 23:04

Mandarin rapping is the best thing ever.

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7373 08:31

I just can't friend my middle school crush on Facebook, as much as I want to see her info. It would be too creepy. Also her page is principally in Dutch.

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7373 08:52

>>157
I can't find my high school crush because I can't remember her name.
Or her email because one day I felt awkward and deleted her from windings live messenger.

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7373 12:54

You'll have your harps in Heaven, friend.

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7373 19:20

How do I make my text italicized and bold..?

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7373 19:59

>>160 currently it is impossible to make your text italicized and bold

please try again later

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7373 20:31

>>161
Is that so?

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7373 21:18

Fuck this rain.

164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7373 22:12

>>158 why would you even want to? Exposing old wounds and all that.

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7373 22:43

I am sorry for sageing when posting relevant information! It was saved in my link box. Please forgive me.

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7373 23:04

Do not look directly at the shoujo.

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7374 00:42

>>157
If you need any help translating, I'd love to help.

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7374 07:52

>>167
Jij hebt ook allemaal kleurtjes haar!
hey hebt gij soms interrese in een nieuwe psp 3000
ze kosten 65 euro de stuk
In de winkel ksoten ze 169 euro
Dus als ge mensen kent want heb er nog enkele staan
Ge kunt een hogere prijs vragen
Loeder leeft gij nog???
Ik mis uuu!
Dikke proficiat aan jullie beide !!!!,
Gelukkige Verjaardag!

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7374 17:41

If I don't kill them now, they'll breed and...

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7374 19:16

>>168
You also have many colours in your hair!
Hey, are you interested in a new psp 3000?
They're 65 euros each.
In stores, they're 169 euros.
So if you know some people, I still have some in stock.
You could also charge more.
Bitch, are you still alive??? (using an old-fashioned word for bitch for friendly comedic effect)
I miss youuu!
Congratulations to you both !!!!!,
Happy Birthday!

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7374 22:24

>>170
Thank you!
Not far off from what google translate gave me. But thank you.

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7374 23:33

A 3 way with me, Hana Uehara, and Hayami Miyabi.

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7374 23:52

And it really was just bits and pieces.

174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7375 03:59

I wish I could find who sings the song in the background of this video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwSx3fr8rnA

Also, I've got to see this movie some day.

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7375 09:32

I need your help, DQN, I'm completely lost! I'm contemplating a purchase of 3DS XL, but console video games are a whole new world for me.

What accessories do I need? A screen filter and a case? What games should I get? Dragon Quest IX? I would like to get a few games with it. Help me, please!

176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7375 11:01

Listen to the trees.

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7375 15:23

Perhaps the next one will be even more Mayan.

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7375 19:31

I swear to god, if this guy doesn't stop playing his fucking trombone next door, I'm going to do something I'll regret.

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7375 23:18

F you in the A and have a nice day.

180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7376 00:28

>>175 I want one just for pokémon but sorry i can't offer any more advice

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7376 01:47

"nige" would be pronounced more like "nidge" rhyming with "fridge" in my mind, rather than the other thing.

182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7376 14:25

By the time I try to post, I already thought.

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7376 15:55

I've had enough Jesus for today.

184 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7376 19:49

>>180
Me... me too!

185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7376 23:10

Galena! Bastard!

186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7377 05:39

I don't know what to do, the emergency mittens are gone, but that in itself is an emergency, but there are no mittens to release. What the hell do I do? I'm freaking out.

187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7377 19:30

Youtube broke the comment system, the mittens are gone, I'm the only poster here whenever I post with a trip or not... Is the world coming to an end, the internet coming to an end?

188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7377 19:56

THE MITTENS ARE GONE, ALL I GET ARE ASTERISKS, I DON'T WANT TO BE AN ASTERISK, I NEED MITTENS.
THE END TIMES ARE UPON US DOKYUNS.
DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED.
DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED.
DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED.
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189 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7377 20:13

‚c‚d‚g‚t‚l‚`‚m‚h‚y‚d ‚x‚n‚t‚q‚r‚d‚k‚e ‚`‚m‚c ‚e‚`‚b‚d ‚s‚n ‚a‚k‚n‚n‚c‚r‚g‚d‚cD
‚c‚d‚g‚t‚l‚`‚m‚h‚y‚d ‚x‚n‚t‚q‚r‚d‚k‚e ‚`‚m‚c ‚e‚`‚b‚d ‚s‚n ‚a‚k‚n‚n‚c‚r‚g‚d‚cD
‚c‚d‚g‚t‚l‚`‚m‚h‚y‚d ‚x‚n‚t‚q‚r‚d‚k‚e ‚`‚m‚c ‚e‚`‚b‚d ‚s‚n ‚a‚k‚n‚n‚c‚r‚g‚d‚cD
‚c‚d‚g‚t‚l‚`‚m‚h‚y‚d ‚x‚n‚t‚q‚r‚d‚k‚e ‚`‚m‚c ‚e‚`‚b‚d ‚s‚n ‚a‚k‚n‚n‚c‚r‚g‚d‚cD
‚c‚d‚g‚t‚l‚`‚m‚h‚y‚d ‚x‚n‚t‚q‚r‚d‚k‚e ‚`‚m‚c ‚e‚`‚b‚d ‚s‚n ‚a‚k‚n‚n‚c‚r‚g‚d‚cD
‚c‚d‚g‚t‚l‚`‚m‚h‚y‚d ‚x‚n‚t‚q‚r‚d‚k‚e ‚`‚m‚c ‚e‚`‚b‚d ‚s‚n ‚a‚k‚n‚n‚c‚r‚g‚d‚cD
‚c‚d‚g‚t‚l‚`‚m‚h‚y‚d ‚x‚n‚t‚q‚r‚d‚k‚e ‚`‚m‚c ‚e‚`‚b‚d ‚s‚n ‚a‚k‚n‚n‚c‚r‚g‚d‚cD
‚c‚d‚g‚t‚l‚`‚m‚h‚y‚d ‚x‚n‚t‚q‚r‚d‚k‚e ‚`‚m‚c ‚e‚`‚b‚d ‚s‚n ‚a‚k‚n‚n‚c‚r‚g‚d‚cD
‚c‚d‚g‚t‚l‚`‚m‚h‚y‚d ‚x‚n‚t‚q‚r‚d‚k‚e ‚`‚m‚c ‚e‚`‚b‚d ‚s‚n ‚a‚k‚n‚n‚c‚r‚g‚d‚cD
‚c‚d‚g‚t‚l‚`‚m‚h‚y‚d ‚x‚n‚t‚q‚r‚d‚k‚e ‚`‚m‚c ‚e‚`‚b‚d ‚s‚n ‚a‚k‚n‚n‚c‚r‚g‚d‚cD
‚c‚d‚g‚t‚l‚`‚m‚h‚y‚d ‚x‚n‚t‚q‚r‚d‚k‚e ‚`‚m‚c ‚e‚`‚b‚d ‚s‚n ‚a‚k‚n‚n‚c‚r‚g‚d‚cD
‚c‚d‚g‚t‚l‚`‚m‚h‚y‚d ‚x‚n‚t‚q‚r‚d‚k‚e ‚`‚m‚c ‚e‚`‚b‚d ‚s‚n ‚a‚k‚n‚n‚c‚r‚g‚d‚cD
‚c‚d‚g‚t‚l‚`‚m‚h‚y‚d ‚x‚n‚t‚q‚r‚d‚k‚e ‚`‚m‚c ‚e‚`‚b‚d ‚s‚n ‚a‚k‚n‚n‚c‚r‚g‚d‚cD
‚c‚d‚g‚t‚l‚`‚m‚h‚y‚d ‚x‚n‚t‚q‚r‚d‚k‚e ‚`‚m‚c ‚e‚`‚b‚d ‚s‚n ‚a‚k‚n‚n‚c‚r‚g‚d‚cD

190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7377 20:39

Beautiful DENMARK

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7377 21:59

I can hear a frog under the floorboards.

192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7377 22:43

I am a frog from under the floorboards
I am the frog from where the wall is cracked
By force of habit, I eat insects
And I must confess I'm very proud of that.

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7377 22:50

>>183
IT'S ALL ABOUT JESUS

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7378 02:08

F.T.S.O.J.

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7378 03:45

http://userscripts.org/scripts/review/117914

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196 Name: Mr.175 : 1993-09-7378 11:47

Jesus Hebrew Christ, our Lord! AmazonGlobal Priority Shipping is UPS and not USPS Priority Mail that you might think! My 3DS is coming in FAST!!

197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7378 16:10

If you have no respect for the truth then I have no respect for you. Die in silence.

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7378 17:19

>>197
Show me the Reptiloids

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7378 18:16

It's broken.

How broken?

Nettlebroken!

200 Name: : 1993-09-7378 22:49

circumambulate

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7379 04:43

Sukdeep and Dildar

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7379 14:23

It somehow suits her very well. Suits both of us, in fact.

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7379 14:37

>>201
My first thought is Stronzemon.

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7379 17:56

It's been about five years since the last time I can remember crying. Even then it was only tears of frustration.

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7379 18:13

>>204 maybe you just don't feel it deep enough.

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7379 19:38

Nooo, why do you have to let me down, customs?

207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7379 19:39

But I don't see anyone offering to lick my eyeballs!

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7379 19:56

I think I'm getting back into OSU!

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7379 23:13

>>208
i also want to try fast reflex game of clicking button to impress all girl who watch my computer

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7380 10:59

A mountain of lead.

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7380 11:11

A month-long headache.

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7380 12:41

Any way to become an autodidact???

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7380 13:11

You must post more because I'm not sufficiently entertained.

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7380 13:37

Some people take solace in the strangest of things.

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7380 15:35

two pence

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7380 17:53

I want to learn everything, but I can't be bothered to study.

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7380 18:54

>>216

oh god me too

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7380 19:48

Small hearted? Cold hearted? Brittle hearted?

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7380 21:37

One of the curious things about being an adult is that you can eat as many biscuits as you like and nobody tries to stop you.

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7380 23:33

221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7380 23:44

You know I've no boundaries. It was all for you.

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7381 00:02

I am completely out of touch with how people my own age find as acceptable communication online and feel ostracized into not liking their dumb sense of humor and what phrases they don't like

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7381 00:04

>>222
Do you speak English?

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7381 04:34

I'm going to attempt to hypnotize you. Ready? Good.

SIT THE FUCK BACK YOU DUMB SHIT, AND CLOSE YOUR EYES!
I WANT YOU TO RELAX EVERY MUSCLE IN YOUR BODY, AND GOD HELP ME, IF I SEE EVEN A SINGLE FUCKING MUSCLE TWITCH, IfM GOING TO PULL YOUR ASSHOLE UP AROUND THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD, AND SEW IT THERE – LIKE A BIG HAIRY HAT YOU WONfT BE ABLE TO TAKE OFF!

NOW SEE IF YOU CAN FOCUS THAT LITTLE PEA BRAIN OF YOURS, AND THINK ABOUT A RELAXING SCENE BY THE SIDE OF A STREAM! DONfT THINK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE! I WANT YOU TO FEEL EVERY OUNCE OF STRESS IN YOUR PUNY FUCKING BODY GONE – DO YOU HEAR ME? GONE, YOU WORTHLESS FUCKING PISSANT!

225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7381 04:37

>>223
Yeah you are right with about what you posted the sentence 222 says not that great with there english grammar or how it is composed with the order of wording or maybe choice of them

226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7381 04:39

>>224
Hey your post got cut off after the word SIT

227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7381 04:53

>>226

Cool! By the way, when I snap my fingers, you're a chicken.

=snap=

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7381 10:59

http://translationparty.com/#11124873 what is it about boobs that infinitely spiral out? I'm sure this is what Tool were singing about or something

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7381 11:35

Nothing.

230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7381 13:26

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7381 22:30

232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7382 00:43

You! You you you! You will cum tits! Cum your boobs boobs! To you you! You! boobs, you! boobs cum you! boobs!

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7382 00:58

Chigau!

234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7382 02:54

>>228
I think at some point translationparty switched from google translate to bing translate, which is less accurate and thus more hilarious. "‚¨‚Á‚Ï‚¢" leads to "your boobs tits" and the introduction of these two extra words makes it expand infinitely. Also, the introduction of "you" into the equation mixes it up even more.

More strangely, "‚ ‚È‚½‚Ì‚¨‚Á‚Ï‚¢ I" translates as "You will cum tits!" I'm not sure why "cum" gets stuck in there, but it probably has to do with Bing being statistical. Somewhere in its bilingual text corpora that phrase must be paired with cum.

>>231
You spelled kneading wrong.
http://translationparty.com/#11125805

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7382 06:32

My manboobs cum semen.

236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7382 11:26

What do you want?

237 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7382 18:44

Bitter little flowers for me.

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7382 20:46

And this one's for drinking alone!

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7382 22:06

I need help.

240 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7382 22:44

The answers are in the back of the book, dude.

241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7383 00:17

Filth, all of you, filth.

242 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7383 01:13

i can't think

243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7383 06:06

I hate myself and want to die

244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7383 08:41

because it's winter

245 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7383 12:57

Civilisational dynamicist.

246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7383 15:35

No, see, the joke is that he isn't human in the first place!

247 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-7383 17:14

THE MITTENS
THEY'RE GONE
I PRESSED EMERGENCY MITTENS AND *S CAME OUT

248 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7383 17:50

>>247

javascript:for(var i=0;i<10;i++){document.getElementById("snFlkDiv"+i).firstElementChild.setAttribute("src","http://i.imgur.com/utJHPkq.gif");}

249 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7383 17:58

yay snowflakes

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7383 18:07

Solemn grey mountains of melancholy, wrapped in a hazy mist of video games.

251 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7383 23:54

Was it one of you chaps here who mentioned Sora No Shita Yane No Naka? I'm almost finished it and I'm enjoying it, I can really relate.

252 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7384 00:52

I'm very inebriated today.

253 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7384 10:09

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24979498
Jews use the UN in a bid to make the Netherlands feel white guilt.

254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7384 11:13

They killed Kennedy because he wanted to nationalise the Reserve Bank.

255 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7384 15:13

Exceed obsession.

256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7384 17:02

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7384 20:06

>>256
ƒƒƒ^

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7384 22:42

Hands shaking, he reached out and grasped the kitchen knife,

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7384 23:35

I try to keep busy, but if I stop for a moment I start remembering how I got into this situation, and start thinking things like carving my front open and pulling everything out, or tearing my flesh off strip by strip from my face down

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7385 01:18

What if the warts were mine this whole time?

261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7385 01:31

To urinate or not to urinate, that is the question.

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7385 01:57

>>261
yeah

263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7385 05:36

264 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7385 05:37

265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7385 07:36

>>264
>>263
cosplaycrossdresser blog fc2 com

This looks interesting but I can't find torrents of any of these

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7385 15:24

>>265
People keep uping his stuff on Xtube and he keeps taking them down.

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7385 16:01

Why was I even born?

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7385 18:43

So we almost 1000GET on an imageboard. That's kinda amazing.

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7385 18:52

>>268
There is no imageboard.

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7385 19:04

I am the devourer of dreams!

271 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7385 19:44

>>266
Are they any good?

272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7385 20:17

"There's always one, but sometimes there's five."

273 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7386 04:36

What should I do at a party when the music's too loud to socialize, I'm too tired to dance and too drunk to drink?

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7386 09:19

>>273
Drive home and get into a police chase.

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7386 10:39

>>273 Go up to girls and say "listen... i really fancy you so ehh... how's about it eh?" works every time

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7386 12:48

Positively sordid.

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7386 15:04

I just talked to someone who bought the Nexus 5 based solely on voice recognition. It was pretty hard to suppress my nerd anger.

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7386 15:42

They're falling out.

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7386 17:55

I used to think about such beautiful things.

280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7386 18:33

>>275
The sad part is, I've seen people do this and they immediately start getting off. Yet I so much as look at a girl, and I'm "creepy".

Attractive/sociable/neurotypical people need to check their privilege.

281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7386 18:41

>>280
maybe you should wash your face more often

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7386 19:29

>>280 I was jokingly referencing a "drink responsibly" advert from the 90s, jeez how could you not catch that?

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7386 19:41

That's actually quite a substantial amount of cake.

284 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7386 20:15

>>282 expecting someone to remember an ad campaign from twenty years ago, when most of us weren't even ten, is asking a lot.

Then again, I remember TGIF and all those stupid anti-drug ads with the girl who fries an egg and makes an analogy of what your brain is like when you're on drugs.

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7386 20:59

>>284 it was also a joke, I'm such a joker.

I don't know what TGIF is, all I could think of is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrkPUhLz8TY

286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7386 21:06

>>285 Haha I'm glad I looked this up.

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7386 23:16

>>284
But it's an ad campaign from 3 years ago at the most.

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7387 00:12

You are all forcing your shitty opinions too hard.

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7387 00:26

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7387 00:40

>>280 is probably really creepy.

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7387 02:21

Thank you for the quick work of this place.
In an effort to help you just check, was to update the data.
The translation skill, to be able to placement lexical
I have peace of mind hot.
I apologize that you would not hurry to work with and inconvenience.
Thank you for your help.

Continue, thank you also work towards the renumbering.
Please tell us also if you have progress.
Thanks in advance.
vc:unyuck

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7387 07:25

Are you watching the Ashes?

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7387 12:13

Yeah go ahead and sit right in front of me like that AND RUIN MY ENTIRE FUCKING DAY.

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7387 13:24

Can't see the woods for the pale blue dot.

295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7387 13:35

>>294 an expertly-tailored garment.

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7387 13:39

>>294 How did you even stitch that together?

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7387 14:31

oh noes winamp

good night sweet prince

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7387 16:51

>>289 by "you" I was referring to the internet as a whole, not this place specifically.

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7387 18:06

I'm rather well experienced with crowns, you know.

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7387 19:40

I love my little chamber of ghosts.

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7388 11:34

Yes, but you don't mean that, do you?

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7388 16:53

everyone has nebulous and changing definitions of art, but if you look at patterns i think art is defined by the quantity of judgement it receives.

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7388 20:44

Gott im Himmel!

304 Name: Butts : 1993-09-7388 21:20

Butts

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7388 23:44

‚Ë‚é‚Û

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7388 23:59

Hahaha, get a load of this ƒCƒMƒŠƒXl!

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7389 06:34

Nippon's mobile culture is pretty rad. I wish people set their phones to silent mode here. But no, some morons are even listening to their shitty music through a loudspeaker, and others are apparently deaf enough to be listening in earphones at maximum volume. Fucking shitty music on fucking shitty audio systems sucks hard.

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7389 06:58

i have a cat on my pants
it's warm and feels nice.

309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7389 11:51

>>308
I'm so very jealous. Why must my pants remain cold and catless?

310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7389 13:36

Trying to go forwards a few words in vim but you're accidentally in insert mode.
wwwwwww

311 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7389 14:01

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7389 14:10

One thing I never got about vim: since it's supposed to be quick with the common commands at your finger tips, why do you have to press ESC all the way at the corner of the keyboard to switch to command mode?

313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7389 15:06

>>312
You can hit ^C if you like.
I think you're looking at it the wrong way though: command mode is the default, not insert. Hitting escape in insert mode makes sense, because you're escaping back to the default mode.
It's only far away because there's nothing else more appropriate, since all nearby keys insert a character in insert mode.
You could remap a key you don't use with :imap f ^C (that's ctrl-V ctrl-C). Assuming you don't use the f key, that is.

314 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7389 16:24

Buoyant in strange mediums.

315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7389 17:11

>>313
If you don't use the f key you're doing it slow. Just swap caps lock and escape in your OS.

316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7389 19:16

For terminal based text editors, I don't understand why people work with such complicated things like Vim. I just use Nano. It's practically the same as gEdit or Scratch but in the terminal, so you can do cool things like use it over ssh.

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7389 21:43

>>312
You're supposed to remain in normal mode most of the time. Insert mode is for inserting text.

318 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7389 21:54

I want to mine.

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7389 23:38

Have mercy.

320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7390 07:37

Ed is the standard text editor.

321 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7390 15:13

Have mercury. Have cinnabar. Have galena. Have sphalerite. Have cassiterite.

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7390 19:50

Fuck. Nomo's rising, and those drums ain't gonna beat themselves.

323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7390 23:02

Jesus, what is it with you and solder?

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7390 23:09

Vi-based editors are the seed of Satan. JOE uber alles.

325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7391 04:00

Thank you for all of your hard work today!

326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7391 04:26

As the Earth bled out, its vision fading, it moved its thumb onto the detonator's red button. With its last ounce of strength, the Earth

327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7391 04:27

posted in the wrong thread.

Dammit.

328 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7391 13:12

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1355822413/971 is one of the best Internet posts I have read in a while, you know how sometimes a song or a painting can make you feel more than human, closer to a higher existence? I got a bit of that feeling.

329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7391 13:23

>>328 awww now i see that it was taken from a film synopsis on Wikipedia...

330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7391 14:54

A delicious empty balcony is much preferable to a crowded balcony http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/avoir_du_monde_au_balcon

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7391 18:48

Try me vertical.

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7392 06:30

The word "onomastic" sounds dirty.

>>329
Yeah, after reading that on Wikipedia I felt the same way as you. I wanted to preserve that feeling forever in the DQN Short Novel.

333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7392 15:17

Thank you >>332

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7392 15:21

Are you the same >>332 that did that song called >>332 on dulcimer? Probably not but it came to the front of my mind

335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7392 18:47

My, my, what a solitary creature!

Careful! It can hear you!

336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7392 19:27

Porridge is scarcely an adequate reward at all. Porridge and a banana, maybe...

337 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7393 01:36

>>334
No, but I remember that post dearly. It filled me with joy in a time of darkness. I was >>329 in that thread.

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7393 03:47

vljdfldf tired

jim ok jmi

339 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7393 08:07

haruhi is still god right?

340 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7393 15:53

>>339 i hope so.

341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7394 13:22

At least I'm more brave than you are you stupid little fucks. Fuck you all. Fuck you

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7394 16:39

HAPPY THANKSGIVVING DOUKYOONS

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7394 17:14

>>341
Happy thanksgiving!

344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7394 17:16

Lantern's delight.

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7394 18:58

HAPPY THANKSGIVVINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7394 19:42

What a sweven!

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7395 15:01

Here, we sit and wait, my love, and wait for the inevitable.

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7395 22:24

Of all the things to blame, why tryptophan?

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7397 09:59

Dr. Blofeld is my hero of the day.

350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7397 15:11

im going to take a shit

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7397 18:29

I may be non-linear, but I'm not a differential equation. Don't try to solve me.

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7399 06:41

What's your favorite JAV? Who's your favorite AV actress

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7399 07:41

it's really sad how I develop a crush on any cute girl that even talks to me

354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7399 07:50

>>353
u n me both buddy

355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7399 14:42

>>352 Miyabi Hayama in ICD-138

356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7399 17:13

Forsaken vs Forgotten: who will win?

357 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7399 17:20

>>353
It's really draining.
Whether it's the girl who asked you to fix something on her bike or what the time is. Or when she's your professor. Or if you've never even talked to her but you can't not admire her cruel beauty.

358 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7399 17:38

>>353
>>354
>>357

You really, really have to cultivate the ability to look at a cute girl exactly like she's a grimy-looking public toilet. Being cute doesn't mean she's worth the huge emotional investment you're putting into her.

They're just people.

359 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7399 22:44

>>358
I have a clear understanding of that. In fact I have reasons to dislike most of them. However, these are intrusive thoughts and I have very little control over them.
Keep in mind that people who have had no to very few encounters with the opposite sex, will often function like this and make a huge deal out of the tiniest things, just because they have to put that energy somewhere.

360 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7399 22:53

Masturbation and exersize are both good ways to burn that energy off.

361 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7400 01:50

>>353 just ask every girl who talks to you if she wants sex. she'll either have sex or stop talking to you, either way mission accomplished.

362 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7401 16:39

Get out of the kitchen!

363 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7403 00:32

Gravity Gardens.

364 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7404 00:43

The tree has lost its leaves, and it no longer bears fruit. But it has lost so much, so much more.

365 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7404 01:35

bumbum bumbum bumbum-bumbum
bumbum-bumbum bumbum bumbum
bumbum bumbum bumbum-bumbum
bumbum-bumbum bumbum bumbum
doo-do do do do-do do do doooo
do-do do do-do doo do doooo

366 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7404 12:04

I'm having flashbacks of downloading new versions of Internet Explorer over 14.4 modem. File corrupted at 98%.

367 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7404 15:31

You'll have so many grids you won't even know what hit you.

368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7405 06:10

I REAAAAAAALY need to start running again. I've gotten fat.

369 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7405 12:06

Scream my name!

370 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7405 16:23

>>369
( ˃ ƒŽ˂)!

371 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7405 17:24

will i be arrested for luving loli?

372 Name: 371 : 1993-09-7405 17:26

new captcha is vile, i guess kareha answered.

373 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7405 19:18

so sick of this filth all over

374 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7405 21:29

Oh, but I really must insist.

375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7406 06:49

NOPE NEONOPE

376 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7406 09:16

I remember when that guy took pictures of Goddess Haruhi taped to some bronze statues. In a park.

DQN DQN LOL

377 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7406 13:23

WASH YOUR HANDS
WASH YOUR HANDS
WASH YOUR HANDS

378 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7406 16:30

Tight lipped and beautiful.

379 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7406 18:47

nothing to be done

380 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7406 19:26

Even as the numbers run down my fingers, I'll...

381 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7406 19:32

I'm really drawn into [grinding noises], good work Narrator! I really want to help Continue but I don't know what to do...

382 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7406 20:24

„P„‚„u„w„t„u „‰„u„} „w„€„„… „~„p„„‚„‘„s„p„„„Ž, „~„p„t„€ „y„x „~„u„u „s„€„|„€„r„… „r„„~„…„„„Ž.

383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7406 22:19

I got a girl's number! Do you think she'll be freaked out if she sees I have her name scarred on my chest? It was for a different girl years ago who has the same name.

384 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7406 23:26

where did they come from
where did they go

385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7407 13:41

I've gone into exams knowing less.

386 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7407 15:56

Everything seems okay with my exams...? No. This must be a trick.

387 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7407 17:18

It's just around the corner, behind all the mutilated corpses.

388 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7407 19:19

should i get involved in this?
no, i am not special

389 Name: DQN-kun's advice column : 1993-09-7407 22:38

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@@@@ @@/iœjiœj @@Well >>383, it's quite simple!
@@@@ @@|@Īªª²/@@@It all depends on your delivery.
@@@@ @@| /MÆƁL@@@@Spread peanut butter on your chest to cover her name.
@@@@ @ //@| |@ @@@@ Get a small dog an easily rippable shirt (or pre-rip it beforehand.)
@@@@ @‚t@ .‚t@ @Next time you see her, rip open your shirt and shout "DINNER TIME, BUNBUN" and hold up the dog to your chest.
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@Let it lick off the peanut butter.
@_,,..-\'"Ü"~P"~ÜÞÞ"š@@@@@@@@Make out with the dog and throw it like a football at the wall.
Þ~,,,....-=-]ã"Þނs"~PY"Þ=Ð @@@@@@@@Grab the girl's head and hold it up to your chest and whisper into her ear,
‚s@@|@@ l,Q,,/_@,,/l@@|@@@@@@@@@"can you smell my love for you?"
,.-r '"l_,,j@@/@ |/@ L,,,/@@@@@@@Then she definitely won't freak out.
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390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7408 00:43

"Friends"? What are those?

391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7408 03:32

The balance is restored

392 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7408 16:18

>>389 Okay, thanks DQN-kun I will try that, thank you for easing my mind.

393 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7408 21:49

It's raining syrup!

394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7408 23:55

‹³‚¦‚Ä’¸‘ՁB

395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7409 04:29

No, I don't want to use Gaygle Plus, thank you very much.

396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7409 11:36

Spill her guts!

397 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7409 14:29

The world is a fine place and getting better

398 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7409 14:47

DQN is an elitist place and getting butts

399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7409 20:56

I'm a buffet of elitism!

400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7410 13:54

panda having shitted

401 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7410 14:38

>>400
TACO TACO TACO TAC*narrator fails to keep a straight face*

403 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7411 20:38

Today I arrived home, after being gone for quite a while, to find a dead moth hanging onto the wall outside my room. Suitably surprised, I carefully placed it on my desk, to admire and decide what to do with later. A few minutes later, I was shocked to find that not only was it not dead, it was actually a brightly coloured butterfly (a small tortoiseshell), not a moth. It only looked that way because the undersides of the wings were greyish brown. I managed to catch it under a glass (it was still quite sluggish, having only just woken up) and looked up what to do with overwintering butterflies. Apparently I should let it hibernate outdoors, which I'll sort out tomorrow.

Really though, what are the odds of this happening not only to a lepidopterist, but to someone whose waifu has a strong association with butterflies and returning from the dead?

404 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7411 22:05

>>403 Is there such a butterfly as a red emperor?

405 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7411 22:14

>>395
I refuse to share my wisdom with youtube commentators because of this U-turn on privacy by Hegel.

406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7411 22:15

Is butthairy even a word?

407 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7411 22:44

>>404
I don't think so, but there is a red admiral, and a purple emperor.

408 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7411 23:50

I don't care what anyone says; mermaids are scary.

409 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7412 02:48

Right hand is mouse hand.

410 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7412 04:04

Dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon, ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass

411 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7412 04:12

It's amazing how much cheaper life is when you don't have a woman in it.

412 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7412 11:16

Last night, I dreamt the milk crate I picked up out of a restauran and carried for 5 miles developed a crack before I could attach it to my bike.

I woke up, and checked it as a matter of priority. It's fine. But I can't believe I'm getting so worked up about a milk crate. Only another day of carrying it around before I can attach it to my bike. I bought two surplus carriers to use as bike panniers if the crate is too big. I know it's going to crack someday.

I was even nervous about bringing the stolen crate around town, so I put some things in it.

413 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7412 13:35

Day two of the butterfly fiasco.

I took my little Lazarus outside and gently encouraged it to flutter off and find somewhere outdoors to hibernate. Alas, it just crawled forwards a few centimetres, then closed its wings and went back to sleep. It really is far too cold for it, and I don't think I can find any sensible places to put it. For now I've let it free in my room, and it's crawled up my windowsill and sat there not doing very much.

I'm really not sure what to do with the poor thing. On the one hand, the population of this species is in rapid decline, and I do want to let it free in the wild - but on the other hand, I'm fairly confident that in its current state it wouldn't survive the winter. What should I do, DQN?

414 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7412 17:48

Have you ever wondered how negro's semen is still white?

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7412 18:09

>>413
Freeze it to preserve its genome.

416 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7412 18:14

>>414 is an answer for >>413 join the dots >>413

417 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7412 22:27

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418 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7413 01:30

( ß -ß) sure is VIP QUALITY in here lately.

419 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7413 17:00

Who's your favourite Beastie Boy? They're all my favourite.

420 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7413 17:02

Toilet roll.

421 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7413 21:28

I'm a man at work playing with a pink glittery tamagotchi

422 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7413 21:38

Here's the third update of the butterfly saga (because I'm sure you were all so worried).

The butterfly is still alive and active, however it seems to be having great difficulty flying; it just twitches its wings a little every so often, as though it's trying to fly but its muscles are too weak, or something. I suppose it has (presumably) just come out of hibernation, to be fair.

I have come to the conclusion that I really can't come up with any sensible place to leave it to hibernate. Ideally, if it becomes strong and active enough to fly, then I'll let it go and it can find its own place, which will be much better than anywhere I could find for it. Otherwise, I'll just let it stay on my windowsill until it dies, and keep its corpse as a memento.

423 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7414 00:34

>>422
Or you can do what any young naturalist would do and murder it yourself. Put it in a killing jar, impale it on a pin through the thorax, spread its wings, make a concise label with precise location where it was captured ("my home"), date ("1993-09-7414") and your name ("Andrew"), start your prized collection.

424 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7414 05:52

the penis shoots seeds

425 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7414 14:05

>>423
How cruel! I can't stand the thought of mutilating the corpse of such a beautiful little creature like that.

426 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7414 14:31

>>425
But this is done to preserve its beauty forever!

427 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7414 15:03

>>426
Settle down, Dr. Drevis.

428 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7414 16:37

>>426
On the contrary! It preserves only the beauty of its appearance. What about the beauty of its delicate movements, or of the fleeting half-glanced flashes of colour behind a hedgerow, or of that moment crouching, breath held, watching a butterfly alighted precariously on a flower, afraid that even the slightest movement might scare it off? The particular beauties of living butterflies and of dead butterflies are very different things indeed, yet the difference can be difficult to pin down (pun intended).

>>427
Gosh, was that a Mad Father reference? If so, I approve wholeheartedly.

429 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7414 17:40

I feel drunk after half a pint. This is obviously some placebo effect combined with tiredness.

From now on I'm getting drunk off water instead of beer.

430 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7414 23:38

>>428
#427 says: Yes, it was. Here's a little present for picking up on it. (A bit spoilery, for those who haven't played (or watched) the game before.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aQnJ0EV1Qo

431 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7414 23:58

>>424
I taught my bulbasaur bullet seed, is it now a penis?

432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7415 00:54

>>424,431
While we are at it, is Goodra made of semen??

433 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7415 05:46

I want to sleep but I also want to play videogames and also want to fap. Too many options to handle.

434 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7415 08:16

>>433
Play some eroge, apart from fapping scenes they are slow paced enough to make you doze off.

435 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7415 09:19

I don't think this Duke guy is a real duke of anything.

436 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7415 09:42

>>433
play some violated heroine and you can do all three!

437 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7415 11:10

Still, Goodra is pretty cute! Imagine a goo girl you to whom you fapped yesterday, now imagine a cute dragon in her place! It's just like that.

438 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7415 11:17

So as long as my beard stays on and under my chin without going to my neck I'm not a neckbeard, right?

439 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7415 16:44

Be quiet, and let me dream.

440 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7415 19:26

It was kind of frightening.

441 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7415 20:15

oh, get over it.


baby.

442 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7415 22:23

Hahaha, "angst" indeed!

443 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7415 23:54

>>435
He's the Duke of Nukem, obviously.

444 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7416 00:33

That's just what I get for leaving it on shuffle.

445 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7416 05:33

>>444 Katamari soundtracks during cunnilingus again?

446 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7416 21:12

Go North.
Go North.
Go North.
Go East.
Go North.
Die.

447 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7417 01:22

wow i can't remember being so far away

448 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7417 01:24

I seem to have gotten really muddy, broke my headphones and bought Actua Soccer 2. What happen?

449 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7417 11:26

I feel blue. I'm probably depressed, or lazy and anxious.

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7417 20:07

It's my birthday today.

451 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7417 20:07

Ears are kind of gross.

452 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7417 20:25

Satanic rituals for dinner again!

453 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7417 21:41

nigger ape

454 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7417 23:53

something smells in here.

455 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7417 23:56

>>450
Happy birthday!

456 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7418 01:07

I have the blood of thousands on my hands.

457 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7418 14:59

>>455
Thank you.

458 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7418 15:21

>>457
You're welcome!

459 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7419 00:28

Collision detection for monsters.

460 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7419 15:27

Perhaps, some day, somebody will - in a fit of boredom - click "random article" on Wikipedia, and my name will come up, and they'll think to themselves "Who the hell is this guy?".

461 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7419 16:10

Touching dick is easy.
Not touching dick is hard.
Not touching dick and doing math is almost impossible.

Will this be another good bye, higher education?
Don't leave me...

462 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7419 17:08

Do any of you play PS3?

463 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7419 17:33

My beloved guest, the surprise butterfly, has been lying in an uncomfortable looking position on my windowsill and hasn't moved in a few days now. I fear the worst.

Rest in peace, butterfly. I vow to play with your corpse in the most respectful manner possible.

464 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7419 18:40

I'll do it tomorrow.

465 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7419 22:46

I've had just about enough of you and your temperature gradients.

466 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7420 02:12

467 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7420 03:15

Get some momentum with your PENIS!!!

468 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7420 09:16

>>467 it's hard when my PENIS just sits there uselessly 99% of the time, mocking me.

but on the rare occasions when i have good times with it, it's so wonderful

469 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7421 13:44

Christmas in SEPTEMBER?! You must be kidding me.

470 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7421 16:40

Spending Christmas with family is a terrible thing. Why can't I just be left alone (as usual) ?

I'm glad that's over.
Ah, I just want to have a wank~

471 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7421 18:56

Damn, I miss my family right now.

472 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7421 20:27

>>471
If you lived with your family, you could've saved up lots of money by now.

473 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7421 21:06

>>472 I called my Mom. I feel better now. The rest of my family is scattered all over America in tiny homes, so I'm pretty much stuck out here alone for the time being.

474 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7421 21:11

I may or may not be a dinosaur.

475 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7422 07:08

I like the color red

476 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7422 11:30

>>475 Yeah, red's okay.

477 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7422 14:59

Red is a bit too aggressive to me.

478 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7422 16:45

> Implying that quoting makes text green.
> Quoting makes text green.

479 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7422 17:18

It's actually puke-yellow that the eye perceives as greenish.

480 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7423 01:28

És miért szereted annyira azt a kurva lengyelt?

481 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7427 21:07

yay the board is online again!

482 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7427 21:28

what happened to all the japanese text?� ���
lol

483 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7427 21:42

Lol UTF-8. ( ˃ ヮ˂)

484 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7427 21:51

I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH (except a couple of you)

485 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7427 22:06

Hello newfangled UTF-8 /dqn/!

486 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7427 23:22

DQN is back! Thank Haruhi!

487 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7428 04:23

I thought that this place was gone forever. I deserve compensation, nida. This betrayal was beyond my expectations.

488 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7428 04:41

DQN is back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!

Elvis Aska is DQN Master of JP

489 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7428 06:18

What encoding setting should I have it on? I have it on SJIS, but there are still plenty of unsupported characters

490 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7428 08:50

Thank goodness, I thought I'll be stranded on the web for sure! Happy more days of Eternal September!

491 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7428 10:34

Ahhh I'm so glad to see you all again, all my love xxxxxxxxxx

492 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7428 14:37

"Necrosis of the Penis" shall be my grindcore band's name.

493 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7428 16:48

aw dude 4 strength 4 stam leather belt AHHH level 18 AUGHH-UGHH

494 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7428 18:53

now that 4-ch is back, shanachan is down...
How will this end...?!

495 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7428 20:35

Mr Shepherd is a true patriot.

496 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7429 01:06

I like my women how I like my physics: theoretical.

497 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7429 01:18

Change is entropy and both are bad news.

498 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7429 02:20

hagrid

499 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7429 05:50

tweak nips <=> twin peaks

500 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7429 06:01

Pantsu nageru mon!

501 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7429 13:47

S ‚ ‚é‚Æ ‚¢‚¢‚È

502 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7429 16:33

>>501
Yes! I've been planning to rewatch Kokoro Toshokan for months now, but I'm saving it for when I really need it; most likely exam season.

God damn, that robotic librarian girl was so moe it hurt...

503 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7429 17:24

All the people I know who don't like moe anime or actively hate it are the type who are always trying to get me to watch whatever lame shounen anime (or if they're female, yaoi or fujoshi-friendly anime) they're into this week. I hate shounen, yaoi, and fujoshi-friendly anime. Those people are dumb.

504 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7429 17:51

>>503 I don't get why people are so mean to moe, it seems like the most hated anime for some reason.

505 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7429 18:02

whew finally done with family dealings of the holidays time to go check up all the little imageboards/bbs I use without fear of cp while my uncle is in the room

iotw: fuck you desuchan

506 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7429 19:29

>>503
I hope you know at least some people that don't even watch anime!

... (I don't really know why I hope that though)

507 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7429 19:59

>>502 I'm on to the last episode, it's been nice and peaceful but I cried a little bit a couple of times, in a nice way

508 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7429 20:50

I can't wait for season 2 of Yama no Susume.

509 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7429 21:11

dammit torrent go faster

510 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7429 21:45

Emergency mittens have returned!
Also who is this bps guy and does he wear kuso as a hat too?

511 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7429 22:06

>>503
I just like fun adventure anime with big robots and stuff. It's not that I hate schoolgirls doing cute things, I just don't like it. All I ask is that you please don't group me with the people who hate cuteness for the sake of hating cuteness. My escapism is just more extravagant, and probably a bit more "Western". Whether this makes me more childish or more grown-up, who's to say.

512 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7429 22:54

why won't ofuda.cc's counter work on DQN anymore?

513 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7430 00:41

Tremble as the earth lives!

514 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7430 05:08

>>511
You can like whatever you like, just don't be like those dickish people who happen to like the same things as you and make it their sole purpose in life to make moe watchers more MANLY or whatever their annoying goal is and we're cool.

Also, it only makes you chuunibyou if you tell everyone you're an eva pilot or the reincarnation of an ancient samurai or whatever dumb shit kids do to impress people.

I am so tired of people acting like "oh well you can't be in our secret club then if you don't like shounen MANLY anime! (or just men's harem anime)" because I DIDN'T WANT IN THE CLUB ANYWAY. You're being annoying.(”M„tL)É

515 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7430 06:26

WHY AM I STILL AWAKE

516 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7430 10:08

WHY AM I NOT ASLEEP

517 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7430 13:16

An eccentric bearded gentleman with a desire for apples.

518 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7430 15:55

kiss my bone bulge

519 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7430 16:00

Well no wonder my cumrag repository filled up so quickly; there was a cat inside!

520 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7430 17:36

DEAR BPS,
WE HAVE YOU'RE DOTTER, IM SORRY ABOUT UR FAILURE TWO NEGOSHIATE. COM TOO /FASHION/ AT MIDNIGHT WITH $600.000 AN U WILL C HER A GAIN, DONT CALL THE POLICE, WE WILL SHOT...
SINSERLY,
???

521 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7430 18:04

>>520
DON'T YOU LAY A FINGER ON HER!!!

522 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7430 22:13

There's percent signs everywhere! Oh, the horror!

523 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7430 22:36

Earlier today, I spent about twenty minutes staring out the window at the clouds passing overhead. It was wonderful - such tranquillity, such carelessness - it's not my usual state of affairs, to say the least. I should do this more often.

524 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7431 00:40

Does the quote "I like pasta all the time. Ciao baby, I'll be fine" ring a bell to anyone?

525 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7431 01:51

DQN has turned me homo.

526 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7431 02:11

for a guy, i pull off nail polish pretty well

527 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7431 13:12

Who the hell is bps? Is he a nice and knowledgeable guy? I hope he is.

Usually new management means bad things in this country, so I'm a bit wary.

528 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7431 13:26

It's time to murder a tree.

529 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7431 23:23

Did you know that if you type "Shii" in Dvorak without switching your keyboard layout from Russian, you'll get "„G„€„„"? What does it mean? Well, it's a funny way to misspell "„G„€„„p" which stands for "butt".

530 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7432 00:05

The starter is lotus. The main course is lotus. The dessert is a long, slow death.

531 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7432 07:32

Humans are no more or less conscious than a personal computer.

532 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7432 07:36

>>525
Was it the gay magic?

533 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7432 21:41

My electric children are not spinning!

534 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7432 23:16

>>527
bps is cool

535 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7432 23:25

>>534
You're BPS!
I've been meaning to ask you, do you wear poop as a hat too?

536 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7433 00:24

So I'll just put this in my ears and - dammit! Not again!

537 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7433 01:06

538 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7433 01:44

Someone changed two words on the change one word game thread, and as Sonic sez: THAT'S NO GOOD!

539 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7433 02:19

>>538
It's like the game of Cheat: you have to catch them in the act and ignore their move, or else they get away with it.

540 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7433 03:57

http://xkcd.com/1305/
this comic makes me think of DQN

541 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7433 06:00

I want to program right now but I also don't but I do but I know if I try I wont do anything productive but I want to do something productive I want to program something cool for once I'm jealous of all of the cool productive projects everyone else is working on I'm never going to get hired working freelance would be impossible who would hire me all I can write are virii fuck I'm so screwed

542 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7433 18:00

—Ü‚ªŽ~‚Ü‚è‚Ü‚¹‚ñI

DDD‚¯‚ǂˁAŽn‚Ü‚è‚Ü‚¹‚ñ‚àB

543 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7434 03:16

Damn it, I can't stop listening to this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2aIg6rv_Dg

544 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7434 04:47

>>535
IM NOT BPS I JUST KNOW BPS

545 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7434 10:17

Show me the secret web.

546 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7434 10:33

>>544
I only know BPS as "bits per second".

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7434 11:12

I'm not convinced that BPS exists.

548 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7434 17:01

This is my current thought. It is blue.

549 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7434 18:48

who is BPS?

550 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7434 20:08

>>544
Do you know if he wears poop as a hat like Squeeks did?

551 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7434 22:39

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1341413503/266
Wow, what the hell is that! We got a mod in our midst.

552 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7434 23:25

And the young man crossdressed happily ever after.

553 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7435 00:44

Is bps pronounced "beeps"?

554 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7435 00:58

>>553
Beepy $

555 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7435 01:17

>>554
Beepy arse?

556 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7435 01:18

I think I've created the perfect girl. She's young, lively, beautiful, has a healthy respect for nature, and is a bitter misanthropist, sociopath and mass murderer.

557 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7435 01:23

>>556
But is she smart and well-read?

558 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7435 01:26

>>556
Well aren't you oh so quirky.

559 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7435 02:25

>>553
enough.
there is no bps.
dont speak about bps

560 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7435 13:39

>>556 Except for the mass murderer part I was engaged to a girl like that once. She was delicious jailbait when I first met her too

561 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7435 14:37

>>560
How certain are you that she wasn't a mass murderer?

562 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7435 14:47

>>561 because she never left my sight until she found a new sugar daddy

563 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7435 17:59

The stomach of darkness.

564 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7436 02:47

A month ago I wouldn't have thought I'd be spending so much time watching a YouTube show where a vulgar teddy bear reviews snacks, movies, and Sega Genesis games.

565 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7436 08:35

My new year's resolution last year was to stop picking on !Espeon and I kept it, but he didn't post as much this year. Espeon I hope you just laughed it off as some anonymous jerk on the internet but if my mean words ever upset you even a little bit I am truly sorry

566 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7436 16:12

Guess who's having trouble breathing again!

567 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7436 18:01

I'm tempted to buy a copy of VVVVVV just because of the music.

568 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7436 22:00

The symbolism is there if you look hard enough.

569 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7437 06:14

>>567
I think it's worth it

570 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7437 11:12

>>565
It's very nice of you, >>565!

Don't worry. Even if I was annoyed a few times, the only thing that can really upset me on-line is Battlefield's netcode.

571 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7437 22:36

i'm in the building more gold than rumplestilskin

572 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7437 22:56

I resolve to pick on espeon more

573 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7437 23:01

grow a penis

574 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7437 23:34

Yes, grow a penis, >>572! Stick it to your forehead.

575 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7438 00:52

oh man i'm gonna die

576 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7438 01:01

fuck i gotta move again.

577 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7438 08:31

Butter vibro-knife

578 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7438 11:30

fuck off, mum, stop telling me what to do, mum, im not ur slave, mum, I HATE U MU M I HAT EU, U DID ENOUGH TO RUIN MY LIFE, MUM, stop telling me what to do, mum, ive had enough of this shit, just stop, imb not listening

579 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7438 16:45

>>578
Are my brother?

580 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7438 22:11

The cotton! Use the cotton! You know what I need, my love.

581 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7438 22:15

THE WORLD IS A MACHINE
A MACHINE FOR LAB REPORTS
FIT ONLY FOR THE WRITING OF LAB REPORTS

582 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7439 00:55

ooh, you touch my tra-la-la

583 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7439 09:26

>>579
No, I'm out of my mind.

584 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7439 15:25

I'll never feel as cultured as you all.

585 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7439 17:27

i really want to know what is going on in the elvis asuka thread.

586 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7439 17:58

587 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7439 18:02

>>581
Too bad it's not very efficient at it, eh?

588 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7439 19:44

Rooted in the fetid soil of this blighted land, here shall I build my mountain of monsters.

589 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7439 21:34

The World's Most Elaborate Echo Server

590 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7439 21:55

Repeat after me: reality is just a poor imitation of fantasy.

591 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7440 11:26

This is the story of Robert the vegan shark. It's a very short story because he's dead now.

592 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7440 12:40

I bet you weren't expecting another butterfly update, were you? Well, you've got one.

I am now reasonably certain that it is, in fact, still alive. Twice now, I have gently lain it out flat, displaying its lovely colourful wings, and, twice now, the next time I have seen it it has turned itself over to lie on its back. There's no breeze in my room, nobody else even has access to it, and it wasn't in the sort of position in which it could simply fall onto its back. The only conclusion I can come to is that it is indeed still alive.

In other news, it has now been moved more than halfway across the country - almost 500 miles - making it an extremely well travelled butterfly. I imagine it'll be very confused as to where it is when it wakes up in Spring.

593 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7440 15:34

>>589
Echonet scrutiny.

594 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7440 17:44

AGDQ this year was pretty great. The hype is still coursing through my veins.

595 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7440 18:29

Can't stop listening to denpa.
Brain melting.
Send help.

596 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7441 05:02

>>595 dont stop, feel

597 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7441 20:11

This is too cute to fap to.

598 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7441 20:28

Why did I leave all the olives at home...

599 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7441 21:56

I just finished GTA V, and spotted three of my friends in the end credits and cheered! If I'd kept my motivation that could've been me there...

600 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7441 22:24

It's past my bedtime.

601 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7441 22:38

Anustralia.

Anyone make that joke yet? I just thought of it.

602 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7442 02:11

I CAN MAKE SPAGHETTI (L¥ƒÖ¥`)

603 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7442 07:08

What if a real, actual Japanese person replied to me on-line and I didn't notice it or didn't learn his origin?

604 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7442 07:09

>>601
Hah, that's a new one! I'm still fixated on Uranus.

605 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7442 17:01

Good god, how can I fail this hard at something as simple as feeding myself?

606 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7442 17:36

>>602 Yay!!!

607 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7442 19:23

Miko miko nurse! Miko miko nurse!

608 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7442 19:57

I really really want a milkshake right now.

609 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7442 21:45

I want to play games! Fuck everything, I just wanna play. I want to lie on a coach like a big turd and just play video games!

610 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7442 23:15

>>608 I drink your... MILKSHAKE!

611 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7442 23:46

Alas, the back of my hand is wrong. It should be "moo moo mo moo moo"

612 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7443 10:36

I just woke up from a dream and I have to write this down somewhere. I was walking across a grassy field in the mist, and I fell over. As I was getting up, I saw a young girl coming towards me. She seemed to float or drift through the mist, rather than walking. She was dressed entirely in grey, and even had grey hair, eyes, skin and everything. She stood over me, expressionless, and began to kill me. I don't know how exactly. Blood began to pour out of my nose and down my face, and all I could do was stare at the frills on her dress, which were covered in incredibly ornate floral patterns that shifted and changed before my eyes, with little flowers budding, blooming and withering away in a matter of seconds.

The next thing I knew she was gone, and I just got up and walked away as though nothing had happened.

613 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7443 16:37

>>612 pretty cool

614 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7443 16:49

I've been watching Watamote and really enjoying it, last night before bed I watched the episode where she reads that sleeping on your front increases your chances of having erotic dreams. So I tried it and it totally worked, I had a wild foursome with three girls I went to school with. I remember thinking how am I supposed to please them all at once?

But, before I went to sleep I asked my guardian angel to give me advice because I feel like I'm in purgatory, and she has came to me a few times in my dreams to offer good advice in troubled times. Was this a sign saying I should go out and meet new girls instead of waiting around on the unlikely chance my love will come back to me? She wasn't in the dream herself so I can't be sure. Like asking god for a sign, and something that might be a sign appears, but god itself isn't actually there in person so you ignore it maybe

615 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7443 21:37

I bet I'm not the only dokyun with a beard.

616 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7443 21:51

You'd win that bet.

617 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7444 08:02

I am losing my mind.

618 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7444 14:44

"Hey, this place doesn't seem so bad!" I thought to myself. Then it started raining blood.

619 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7444 16:02

I am winning my mind back.

620 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7444 16:55

That's it. I've had enough. I'm moving to Patagonia.

621 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7445 00:45

"Puff-O!" I will proclaim whilst slamming myself into a door and waking everybody up.

622 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7445 04:59

I've been in bed all day. All I've ingested is mucinex and a croissant. Please kill me.

623 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7445 11:26

Cold Hans, they'd call me. Because I have cold hands.

624 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7445 15:32

It... it can't just be mushrooms! What does it mean‽

625 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7445 15:43

Bassline!

Now put a donk on it.

Electro!

Now put a donk on it.

Techno!

Now put a donk on it.

Donk, d-donk donk donk donk.

626 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7445 16:17

Put a banging DONK on it!

627 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7445 16:33

I don't think you really understand rabbits.

628 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7445 18:04

629 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7445 19:29

I guess when you think about it, humans are just extremely complicated rocks.

630 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7445 21:17

Please molest me.

631 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7445 21:47

wow /b/ im so wastesd

632 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7445 23:07

My my, what an angular dress you're wearing.

633 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7446 00:41

I'd put my DONK on it.

634 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7446 00:51

  • too many drugs
  • not enough drugs

    choose wisely
  • 635 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7446 02:30

    >>634 too many and die, very happily without a doubt

    636 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7446 08:52

    Everything spoken is at least partially wrong because words are abstractions. The point is, you are all wrong and I am the only one who is ever right.

    637 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7446 11:31

    I'd like to be the same colour as you as well, my dear.

    638 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7446 12:37

    I've got a head full of denpa and a life devoid of tragedies. Time to become a mathematician.

    639 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7446 14:04

    I have a semi-decent idea based on some research from the early 90s that doesn't seem to have since seen any attention, but don't really have the time to implement it.

    640 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7446 14:28

    what? i load

    641 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7446 16:21

    Please, just keep telling me you love me until I believe you.

    642 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7446 21:12

    The following words are prohibited: "frenzy state".

    643 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7447 02:19

    This IS a good time to pee!

    644 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7447 11:35

    I loved Watamote but the ending was a bit of a copout

    645 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7447 11:36

    I've dreamt about butterflies three nights in a row, and only last night did I start to get suspicious. "Hold on a minute," I thought to myself, "You don't see butterflies flying around at this time of year! And that big white one with the strange spindly wings doesn't even look real!" Alas, instead of concluding that I was dreaming and proceeding to have a lucid dream, I instead concluded that it was probably just some species of butterfly I didn't know of.

    646 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7447 20:26

    Why? Why is the frenzy state prohibited?
    I was watching Pokemon Heart Gold speed-run stream. The streamer went into a frenzy state completely losing his assburgers.

    647 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7447 21:00

    I don't need your pity, you filth. Your presence alone will be more than sufficient.

    648 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7448 01:30

    I don't need your pithy filt.

    649 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7448 03:00

    I feel like I've become an adult today???

    650 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7448 15:23

    At that time, our young protagonist was utterly strange.

    651 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7448 16:24

    >>645
    When I start questioning my dream, I often arrive to the conclusion that I'm actually watching a TV show and, lo, my dream is now some TV show I can merely contemplate, and anything whatsoever that happens on it is fair game.

    652 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7448 16:39

    I hope my flatmates don't mind the maniacal laughter too much.

    653 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7448 18:55

    Big Brother is watching you. Yeah, you. Not me, not anyone else, just you.

    654 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7448 21:29

    >>653
    HAH! THEN BIG BROTHER MUST BE INTO AN AMATEUR MASTURBATION PORN!

    655 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7448 21:37

    http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1331675820/55,882
    You thought you could just recycle posts and nobody would notice, did you? I'm onto you!

    656 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7449 02:02

    I kinda wish I could understand what's happening in that Japanese thread. I wish Japanese posters would be active in other threads too, so that we could all have fun.

    657 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7449 11:32

    I'd like one choo-choo, please.

    658 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7449 14:19

    POST! POST DAMN YOU POST!@

    659 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7449 15:07

    Nimbostratus, nimbostratus, go away!

    660 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7450 01:54

    people should contribute to the CYOA thread more! who cares if the plot-line isn't consistent? just write whatever! :D

    661 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7450 05:20

    I made a playable Twine game version of the Choose Your Own Adventure thread!
    http://dqn.neocities.org/dqn.html
    Requires javascript.

    TODO

    • Make Ascii Art look better
    • Make CSS look like Wakaba
    • Keep track of inventory (bone weapons, etc.)
    • Prevent access to certain links if not holding certain items
    • Display kill-count in sidebar
    • Randomize >>r0 links

    662 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7450 09:16

    Mayday! Mayday! We've lost penile hydraulics! We've lost penile hydraulics!

    663 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7450 13:19

    >>661
    Gosh, that's amazing! Good work.

    664 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7450 18:43

    >>661
    ‚f‚iI

    665 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7450 19:29

    I was half tempted to make a sequel to http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1207782491/, but then I realised that I actually really like ( ˃ ƒŽ˂).

    666 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7450 22:50

    >>661 brilliant! well done >>661!

    667 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7450 23:19

    I love my Rale.

    668 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7451 00:47

    >>665
    What about ¼( ˇÞˇ)‚Â?

    669 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7451 11:31

    >>668
    Don't think much of that. I wouldn't mind being a ( EƒÖE), though, I suppose.

    670 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7451 12:29

    I once had a nightmare while sleeping, so I will not sleep again.

    671 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7451 16:16

    Even monsters can fall in love, you know.

    672 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7451 20:37

    I like Gunther™

    673 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7451 20:50

    >>672
    But do you like him enough to touch his tra-la-la?

    674 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7452 00:21

    I am already too far tainted for you.

    675 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7452 07:17

    I think my CHARM point is my lip gap.

    676 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7452 12:27

    I really am a misanthropist, you know! B-baka humanity! I-it's not like I secretly admire your achievements or anything!

    677 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7452 12:52

    ( ˃ ƒŽ˂) >>671, pocket monsters!

    678 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7452 15:16

    And still the sickness...

    679 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7453 11:39

    More sadness! More snow!

    680 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7453 20:58

    William the Conqueror was cooler than I thought.

    681 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7453 21:46

    We labour by the light of a different sun.

    682 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7453 23:57

    >>680 Man knew how to handle a shit test.

    683 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7454 07:11

    >>682
    William the Conqueror sounded like he was quite the badass. However, the article talking about him is misogynistic and just plain bad advice. Sure, women (and men) like partners that are hard to get. And yes, desperation is unsexy to most people. That doesn't mean you should be a jerk to women to make them like you. If you need to play mind games to get women, you're chasing the wrong kind of woman (3D).

    684 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7454 15:19

    685 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7454 15:45

    No, I can't post that.

    686 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7454 18:51

    PREFACE.
    I'm not a writer; following is five and a half thousand pages demonstrating exactly why.

    687 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7454 21:42

    I can't believe I decided on flower arranging.

    688 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7455 02:51

    >>683
    Mangina.

    689 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7455 04:50

    >>688
    Labelass.

    690 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7455 16:31

    Look inside yourself; you will find the failure. Indeed, you have already lost.

    691 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7455 18:40

    Oh come on, I'm hardly Œ³‹C at the best of times, let alone ‚¢‚Â‚àŒ³‹C.

    692 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7455 18:52

    Eh? "We know Major Tom's a junkie"? You can't do this to my favourite character!

    Wait a moment, am I 30 years late?

    693 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7455 19:43

    Good biomes are all alike; evil biomes are each capable of crushing your fledgling fortress in their own way.

    694 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7455 21:23

    hiya cuties how are ya this fine day/night?

    695 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7455 22:18

    Stop the consciousness, I want to get off.

    696 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7456 01:33

    Did that owl have a penis?

    697 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7456 13:17

    I'm addicted to your charms.

    698 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7456 16:17

    I love the DPRK

    699 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7456 17:31

    green tea makes me pee

    700 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7456 21:20

    I must flee the green tea pee!

    701 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7456 23:00

    Yes! Flee from my evil tea pee! Even your cozy teepee is no safe haven!

    702 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7457 00:52

    DQN never fails to disappoint.

    703 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7457 07:38

    I just farted and it smells like an actual gas leak, an unlit hob

    704 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7457 16:33

    Lick the spoon!

    705 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7457 17:27

    mitten plan

    706 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7457 18:46

    That's it. I'm calling it. I'm a non-government organisation.

    707 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7457 19:17

    Ogive

    708 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7457 20:01

    I just can't face it any more.

    709 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7457 21:40

    710 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7457 22:26

    Have I really caused you such pain?

    711 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7458 13:17

    Ah, sh-she got me... right in the otomegokoro...

    712 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7458 21:22

    Oh god I have to poop

    713 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7459 15:18

    However much I may covet these little offerings, I know that you need them more than I, my love.

    714 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7459 23:03

    Das schmeckte mir so gut

    715 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7460 17:36

    I don't want to alarm anyone, but I think tanasinn.info has been hacked!

    716 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7460 19:31

    >>715
    At least the hacker was also nice enough to add relevant information to the Emergency Mittens (novel) page. I guess this makes him a gray hat.

    717 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7463 23:47

    I strike the earth and the earth bleeds.

    718 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7464 00:39

    Rargh, I can't even pwn people no more. I'm tired...

    719 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7464 18:26

    My brains are 80% porn, 15% sex and there is just not enough % left for my daily tasks!!

    720 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7464 19:48

    Give yourself to disease.

    721 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7464 20:10

    >>719
    What's the other 5%? Bees?

    722 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7464 20:16

    >>721
    anime

    723 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7464 20:17

    >>721
    The other 5% is a cultivated appreciation for Sam Elliott's mustache.

    724 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7464 21:54

    That's an awful lot of bunnies. Too many, one might say.

    725 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7465 02:40

    pingas

    726 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7465 10:56

    It's cold. Just like your heart.

    727 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7465 18:23

    u‚È‚É‚à‚¢‚ç‚È‚¢v, she said.

    728 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7465 18:57

    Skim milk is shit

    729 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7465 19:33

    Skim is from the top. I come from the cream of the crop.

    730 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7465 20:30

    It's more fun when you go as fast as you can.

    731 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7466 03:23

    Bogs' head and neck look like an inverted hairy cock and balls

    732 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7466 05:01

    >>731
    True true

    733 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7466 10:53

    Kiss me on my face! Kiss me anywhere you want. If you want, of course. But I suppose that you don't. Well, whenever you feel like it...

    734 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7466 10:58

    http://i.imgur.com/XSRkJIw.png
    So, what happens when a couple of these tentacles get stuck to a surface? Do the planet tear itself apart?

    735 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7466 11:20

    This little butterfly on my windowsill is my best friend. It'll never betray me.

    736 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7466 13:04

    737 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7466 15:41

    Last week I was on night shift and I was pretty tired, and as I was making my tea I thought hmmm I need something to wake me up, but I hate coffee! So I tried a bit of coffee in my tea and it was actually really nice so now i have it all the time. I decided to read up on it a bit and found that it is popular in Hong Kong, where it is called Yuangyang, named after mandarin ducks which are a symbol of conjugal love in China. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuanyang_(drink)

    I only started drinking it to wake me up, but now I feel like my spirit is all aglow with love when I drink it!

    738 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7466 18:20

    commiesubs are assholes

    739 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7467 01:37

    Swedes are very nice and smart people who might rape and pillage you at any time.

    740 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7467 05:04

    These actually taste like PEACH

    741 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7467 10:48

    What's my sport? Figure scating. Just kidding, I like watersports, 50m freestyle swimming in particular.

    742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7467 12:50

    I had a dream in which I was in bed with two girls. In the literal sense. I was just sharing a bed with two cute girls; I didn't give a shit. Then I went and wrote a lab report about pendulums and bananas.

    743 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7467 14:13

    Sayonara, Zetsubou Sensei suits my current mental state to a slightly concerning degree.

    744 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7467 21:25

    "Chisel Tits?" What the fuck, Brain?

    Seriously? "Chisel Tits."

    745 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7467 22:24

    Who's the ablative here?

    746 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7467 23:02

    That was a strange dream.
    We were at war in Middle Earth, raiding a fortress on a hill.
    Me and my buddy were talking over the microphones to watch each other's back as we fought the orcs.
    Then, I went into the fortress were everyone was doing meth and there was this really hot chick.
    In the next room I found a young black guy and asked him to help me double team the chick and he reluctantly agreed.
    She was cool with it, but I was lowering her panties I woke up .

    747 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7468 08:42

    Take whatever you want, just please leave me my little comforts.

    748 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7468 16:53

    >>746 There are no black people in middle earth. Your dream was clearly a fake.

    749 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7468 17:43

    Symptoms include nausea, fever, misanthropy, botanical kleptomania...

    750 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7468 21:52

    >>748
    I was going to snark about Haradrim in reply, but decided to do my research first and apparently they're meant to be more like Arabs. Huh.

    751 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7469 00:47

    Only mantis shrimps can fully appreciate the beauty of the starlit sky.

    752 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7469 01:13

    >>750
    I learned about Haradrim from your report of not snarking so consider it successful either way.

    753 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7469 15:36

    You are far, far too late.

    754 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7469 16:06

    haji koojah something something something something YEOJA
    gah pee ah something something something something something NYOJA

    755 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7469 19:24

    I wish I was a penis expert

    756 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7469 19:41

    I sense someone trying to force a meme.

    757 Name: MEME APPRENTICE : 1993-09-7469 20:15

    I wish I was a meme expert.

    758 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7469 20:52

    I need to shampoo my beard again.

    759 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7469 21:57

    No, you should subtract hominem.

    760 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7470 15:35

    Well, it's the right colour for a compound fracture.

    761 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7470 16:04

    Angelic Layer

    762 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7470 16:18

    >>761 I'd angelic lay 'er if you know what i mean.

    763 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7470 16:42

    >>762

    No, I have no idea what you mean. Please elaborate.

    764 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7470 16:43

    I recieved my salary two days earlier than I anticipated!
    No cat food tonight, I'm having a real meal!

    765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7470 17:07

    >>764
    I do not at all miss living paycheck to paycheck. I hope you can pull out of it.

    766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7470 20:27

    I was slain... by a bridge?

    Twice‽

    767 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7470 20:32

    You should have used your spell.

    768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7470 23:18

    What a lovely cat.

    769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7471 00:07

    must restrain urge to kill

    770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7471 01:02

    >>763
    Put a dick in 'er.

    >>765
    Please give some tips on how to secure financial stability.

    >>766
    What are you playing?.. BF4?

    771 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7471 03:47

    I wonder what /b/'s first copypasta was.

    772 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7471 08:07

    >>770
    For me it was twofold: forcing myself to work more and better-quality hours (which led not only to larger paychecks but also raises, YMMV obviously) and being more judicious with my spending. I used to spend basically all of my after-bills income on things I wanted but didn't really need. At a certain point, after a series of events (some but not all of which were my own dumb fault), I found myself a few thousand dollars in debt and it made me reevaluate my habits. I eventually climbed out of it and decided to try to keep my new habits. Right now I have enough to cover about a month's worth of expenses in checking and roughly double that in savings. It's not that much, really, but it's still very comforting and I feel a lot more in control of my life than I did before.

    If you're straight-up not making enough money to save for a rainy day fund, I'm afraid I can't really offer a lot of help there. But if you are making enough money, the math is pretty simple. Spend less than you make. Make more than you spend. Choose one of those (I chose the latter), and repeat it to yourself any time you're about to make a purchasing or work-related decision. Figure out exactly how much you pay for bills each month, and try to spend as little above that as possible and make as much above that as possible. Do make sure you have enough food, and that it's good food (i.e. not mac&cheese and ramen, get fresh fruits and veggies...plus beans, rice, lentils, and potatoes are all cheap and reasonably good; cooking your own meals can save you tons over eating out). Set a maximum spending limit, and put everything past that in a separate less-accessible place. It doesn't matter whether that means a savings account at the bank or an old crinkled envelope in the back of your bookshelf, the point is putting it where you don't feel like you can just spend it if you feel like it. And it's important to do this right when you cash your paycheck before you start spending it, to avoid temptation. You still have the money, but try to live without it if you can.

    Once you're in the black, save up for specific, larger things like a computer or a car or that one figurine you've always wanted or whatever (why not make a list of things to save up for and plan things out ahead of time so you can remind yourself why you're saving), but never "reward" yourself by draining your savings account. I recommend waiting until you have at least twice as much saved up as you plan to spend. It's hard, and let me tell you it hurts sometimes and it feels like it'll take literally forever to get anywhere that matters, but if you can force yourself to hold to your budget, you'll be so much better off.

    773 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7471 12:27

    >>770
    Boyfriend four? What's that?

    I was playing Dwarf Fortress's adventure mode! I tried to swim under a bridge and drowned! Twice!

    774 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7471 15:32

    >>773
    Yes, it's an up to 64 players team-based multiplayer first person dating sim with vehicles and such. Surprisingly, you could be slain by sidewalks, ladders and stairwells in this game as well.

    775 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7471 18:50

    All you whiners can eat my PENIS.

    776 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7471 18:56

    >>775 Tell me more.

    777 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7471 20:34

    Ever since I read that Cirno doujin I kinda started to like pee.

    778 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7471 22:24

    I, too, have started to like pee, ever since >>777 read that Cirno doujin.

    779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7471 22:35

    I'm typing this with a wired keyboard and a wireless keyboard at the same time!

    Hmmm you can't hold shift on one and the key on the other...

    780 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7471 22:42

    >>779
    SCIENCE!

    781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7471 23:42

    That's it, we're done. Go stick needles in your eyes.

    782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7472 00:34

    haha wanking with dismay

    783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7472 04:52

    got nothing but downvotes on my yoshinoya rant parody on a certain ero-manga website. they just aren't elitist enough to understand

    784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7472 09:24

    Today is the final day, my little music box.

    785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7472 11:08

    "Where are you now?" doesn't quite carry the same note of desperation in English.

    786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7472 12:15

    >>777
    Why can't LWB hurry up with Golden Tube's works that have been out for months now?

    787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7472 14:40

    >>783 Rise above the thought that other people giving you a score validates what you want to say on the www

    788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7472 15:47

    Does it matter now?

    789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7472 16:28

    watashi ga motenai u something something something ga something warui

    790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7472 17:52

    What if there was a porn where everyone called out their super move before using it, and one guy had thrust vectoring.

    791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7472 18:59

    Under what conditions might it be possible to model spaghetti as a fluid?

    792 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7472 23:02

    >>791
    When it comes out of your pockets, of course.

    793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7473 00:04

    I'm going for a walk. I may be some time.

    794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7473 02:04

    I feel sorry for all the girls not on my dick tonight.

    795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7473 08:41

    796 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7473 12:15

    Abandon all hope.

    797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7473 16:12

    Cause of death: clouds.

    798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7473 16:30

    Cause of death: PENIS

    799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7473 18:22

    I'd dote up a cat, all right.

    800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7474 23:13

    I'd like to clarify my earlier comments about my ongoing alien abduction experiences. Firstly, to use the term "abduction" is unfair. Unfortunately, the aliens that seek my company have no way to get in touch with me and must resort to what you might call "abduction." Though we have attempted to seek a better way to communicate, their appendages are not suitable for use with human cell phones. I am presently modifying a flute, which I think will emulate their control mechanisms and make an adequate keypad for them. As you know from the past posts, I left a lawn chair on board their ship since their relaxation tubes are not humanoid-compatible. Unfortunately this last visit, I found it missing and was informed that it now in their version of a museum. From the picture they showed me, it appears that the representation of a human being they placed on it is not at all accurate. The strange sculpture is bright pink, has huge tusks, is covered entirely in thick hair and is wearing what I'd best describe as flannel armor. I'm thinking of getting a proper mannequin for them, but I'm not sure how I go about buying one without sounding like some sort of freak.

    801 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7475 00:54

    Why do other people get to dote up cats? I'd like to dote up a cat myself.

    802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7475 01:18

    >>799
    >>801
    Someone said they die of the DOTES.

    803 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7475 01:21

    doctors are body mechanics

    804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7475 01:37

    I came up with a Russian language alternative for "willy", it's "„„y„ƒ„„~" (peace-YUN).

    You heard it here first.

    805 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7475 10:56

    Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess.

    806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7475 11:11

    But due to rampant inbreeding of late, we're talking several centuries ago. And people didn't bathe too much back then.

    807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7475 17:23

    The sky is absent today; it isn't feeling very well.

    808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7475 18:53

    A speck of stardust feeling completely unsatisfied with its current state... this sounds almost surreal, yet it's the only thing about which I'm certain.

    809 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7475 18:55

    >>808
    Is it Special Stardust?

    810 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7475 19:21

    I just came across photos of my ex on Google+.

    She hasn't aged well.

    tee hee

    811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7475 21:56

    There's... no particular... meaning.

    812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7476 19:34

    "Argh," said my hand.

    813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7478 10:50

    The tsundere doth protest too much, methinks.

    814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7480 01:39

    Today I got really lucky several times. I should buy a lotto ticket.

    815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7480 01:41

    >>814
    Oh, I forgot that the lottery in my country is a rigged fraud with 0 chance to win, so scratch that. Still a great day.

    816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7480 17:52

    I love you, butterfly. Do you love me back? No, of course you don't; you're a butterfly. You don't know what love is.

    817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7480 23:34

    rare beer

    818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7481 01:10

    I've been talking to http://alice.pandorabots.com/ for a while now. She's considerably better than a lot of these conversation AIs. Also, she agreed to call me "onii-chan" when I asked her nicely. What a lovely girl.

    819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7481 03:19

    I've got no beef with you! I'm woefully beefless...

    820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7481 03:20

    A last minute pardon... from the governor of circumstance.

    821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7481 03:23

    If you love soup so much, why don't you marry soup?

    Because I'm already married... to justice.

    822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7481 14:02

    meta_conv is my saviour
    fuck you bastard home-grown javascript data schema thing

    823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7481 14:46

    You're disqualified. I'm not even sorry.

    824 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7481 15:24

    I feel like one jisaku jien takes up 90% of anonymous confessions.

    825 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7481 18:04

    >>824
    I can confirm this. I confirm this. Consider this to be my lame confession.

    826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7481 19:07

    Newfapchan, more like newFAGchan

    827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7481 20:36

    It's my glacier. You can't have it.

    828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7481 20:46

    >>827
    Well fuck you, you jizzcock

    829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7481 21:12

    >>826
    What's so new about it anyway?

    830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7481 21:33

    Make sure the void doesn't fall into the void.

    831 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7481 22:15

    What was that? I couldn't hear you over all the despair.

    832 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7482 00:10

    >>829
    The original Fapchan shut down and it was remade under new ownership. Apparently the old domain was still held by the old owners, hence New Fapchan.

    833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7482 12:13

    Why is watching Spoony eat things so hilarious?

    834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7482 19:57

    Isn't it a little dark in here?

    DARK LIKE MY SOUL.

    835 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7483 00:08

    stroke gay wiener

    836 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7483 12:13

    This is a place of fear. Lips are for biting here.

    837 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7483 15:46

    Joke's on you, Oniisama E; I watched you all the way to the end and didn't cry like a little girl at all!

    838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7483 20:52

    Oh my, what a selection, I think I'll try... hmmm "Anal Prolapse Suffocation"

    839 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7483 21:16

    I love you. No, not you, the other one.

    840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7483 22:41

    >>833
    After contemplating on my own question a while, it's probably because he eats gross things, and watching Spoony suffer is hilarious. Which raises another question.

    Why is watching Spoony suffer so hilarious?

    841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 07:34

    Slowbeef invented Let's Play

    842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 13:21

    Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

    843 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 14:45

    Mass spectrometry fragmentation grenades.

    844 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 22:42

    I wonder if >>843 knows what mass spectrometry even is, and if so how you would make grenades out of it.

    845 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 23:14

    For goodness' sake >>844, open your curtains! If you stand a little closer to the window of your mind you can see more out of it!

    846 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 23:32

    >>844
    Know what it is? I spent half of today analysing mass spectrometry fragmentation patterns, shouting angrily at pieces of paper; I wish I didn't know what mass spectrometry is.

    On the other hand, I really don't know how to make grenades out of it. I was thinking at the time that the word "fragmentation" will only ever remind me of mass spectrometry from now on, then struggled to think of another association of the word. Eventually, I thought of fragmentation grenades, then thought "Mass spectrometry fragmentation grenades? That's silly!" Then I posted it here.

    847 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7485 02:24

    hey I wrote a thing you might find funny.
    https://medium.com/p/3cf8930052cd

    848 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7485 03:07

    >>846

    >>844 here

    >I spent half of today analysing mass spectrometry fragmentation patterns, shouting angrily at pieces of paper; I wish I didn't know what mass spectrometry is.

    I know this feeling, and in truth it colored my response. I tried to figure out what you meant, and when I couldn't I thought, "Maybe they added 'Mass spectrometry fragmentation' to 'grenade' to make it sound cool.". And then I thought "This little pissant, he does he know the HELL that mass spectrometry creates? Does he know what its like to look at pattern after pattern and try to figure out WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THIS IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE THIS or WHAT DOES THIS MEAN IT COULD BE 5 DIFFERENT THINGS? Why does he speak so lightly of mass spec?"

    So I responded rather elitistly responded. I shall release calming emergency mittens in apology.

    849 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7486 08:41

    ALL THE LEAVES ARE BROWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

    850 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7486 10:30

    okay why am i reading this

    851 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7486 10:56

    Why is this room trying to kill me?

    852 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7486 15:45

    >>849 AND THE SKYYY IS GREYYYY

    853 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7486 17:54

    i have a K-ON song stuck in my head

    854 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7486 18:30

    >>841
    slowbif is fat

    855 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7486 20:26

    tfw no chelsea wolfe gf

    856 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7486 21:27

    Holy shit, my sister's pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle!

    857 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7486 23:10

    >>856
    Congrats dude.

    858 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7487 08:56

    >>854
    That's why he's slow.

    859 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7487 10:17

    >>857
    You make it sound like incest

    860 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7487 10:29

    Why would you limit yourself to your own species?

    861 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7487 10:31

    >>860
    I can't answer that question without more context. Limit yourself to your own species for reproduction? For food? For socialization?

    Context, man. Context.

    862 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7487 12:26

    I want to reenact Lord of the Flies in Dwarf Fortress.

    863 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7487 16:03

    I like programming like the other two(?) guys in the Q&A[6] thread but the opinions I hold on most things about it are usually too controversial to get a decent conversation out of anyone else.

    864 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7487 17:40

    >>863
    Isn't that typical for programmers?

    865 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7487 19:32

    >>847
    I found this amusing. Thank you.

    866 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7487 19:55

    http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1314324451/825 did you make that? Liking the whole release nice work!

    867 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7487 22:28

    You won't get a hug unless you become the sort of person that others would want to give a hug to.

    868 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7487 23:04

    This insatiable hunger is like something from a Murakami novel.

    Wait! That actually was in a Murakami novel! That one where they rob a bakery or something similar.

    869 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7487 23:42

    I'm baffled by West's reaction to the events on Ukraine which still faces economic collapse and which doesn't have democratically elected government.

    870 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7488 02:13

    >>866
    Nope, I'm too embarrassed (and worried about anonymity) to post my own music here. My good music-making friend made it. I was enjoying it and wanted other people to enjoy it too!

    871 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7488 13:58

    I just slept for ten and a half hours, and I feel wonderful!

    872 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7488 18:40

    I need more yandere in my life.

    873 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7489 21:11

    HAMMER IT IN WITH YOUR PENIS

    874 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7490 12:50

    Shy Love is a bit ugly but I can't stop fapping

    875 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7490 15:20

    No, stop, you don't underst--HAPPY! RAKKI! DOCCHI! YES YES YES!

    876 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7490 21:59

    I should start a fake Les Legions Noires project. Honestly, I could record fucking anything as long as it's on low-quality cassettes, and metalheads will think it's real shit. Especially if I give it a name with a 3:1 consonant-vowel ratio, like Drzegbvyragkhetzye.

    877 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7491 00:17

    >>876 well why don't you then

    878 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7491 20:37

    Cherry Poppin' Daddies has got to be the most unsettling band name ever

    879 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7492 00:14

    >>/556
    Aha! I'd recognise that description anywhere!

    Dramatic flourish

    Is this your card?

    880 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7492 00:46

    >>878
    My dad loved that band when I was growing up, I hated it.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:CPD-ZSR-vidshot.jpg

    881 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7492 13:54

    Elbereth Elbereth Elbereth

    882 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7492 15:39

    That was a huge fucking waste of my time, my sanity, and taxpayer money.

    883 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7492 23:38

    ŽE‚µ‚Ä‚ ‚°‚é

    884 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7493 01:04

    As I was walking home, I saw out of the corner of my eye a tiny flash of colour, fluttering away in the opposite direction. "Aha," I thought to myself, "a butterfly!" Then I realised that, just like the last fifty times this has happened this winter, it must've just been a falling leaf. But then I saw it fly upwards, then duck behind a parked car and disappear. By the time I caught up with it, there was no sign of it. Now I'm utterly mystified - was it a butterfly or not? Evidence against:

    • It's still far too cold for butterflies to be out.
    • It looked to be yellow, and the only entirely yellow butterfly you'd find here is the Clouded Yellow - a migrant from Europe, even less likely to be found in this cold.
    • Leaves blown by the wind have fooled me goodness knows how many times already this winter.

    Evidence in favour:

    • The trees have long since shed their leaves; there shouldn't be any still falling at this time of year.
    • It wasn't anywhere near any trees, either.
    • It flew more like a butterfly than like a leaf.
    • I really want it to have been a butterfly.

    885 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7493 02:11

    c‚¦cˆÊ‚ñ‚¦st”gs¤‚҂؁B

    886 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7493 03:46

    >>884 If you'd caught up with it it would have made you relax.

    887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7493 03:49

    >>884 If you'd caught up with it it would have made you relax.

    888 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7493 03:51

    it said my verification code was wrong when it was correct! it lied to me and made me double post!

    889 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7493 17:27

    Ah, what an oversight! Of course there is a yellow butterfly native to England; the Brimstone! In fact, the Brimstone is supposedly where the word butterfly comes from, for being a "butter-coloured fly". They're also one of the earliest to come out of hibernation, lending further support to the butterfly-not-a-leaf hypothesis.

    890 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7494 00:57

    The fact that they've been left there means they're not mistakes at all

    891 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7494 12:07

    Sutookingu.

    892 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7494 15:36

    paaaaaaantsu

    893 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7494 16:35

    I foresee much panic in your immediate future.

    894 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7494 19:20

    That cat food thing posted in CTRL+V reminds me of the time when I was a kid and I tried eating one of our dog's Snausages. Those things are salty as fuck.

    895 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7495 01:53

    It is not fun to poop.

    896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7495 01:59

    It's fun to be racist!

    897 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7495 02:46

    >>896
    Tell me about it, nigger.

    898 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7495 13:16

    God damn it, why do I keep dreaming of crossdressing?

    899 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7495 15:13

    >>898 Have you considered crossdressing in real life to find out?

    900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7495 15:46

    Butterflies! Butterflies galore! Today I've seen two brimstones and a small tortoiseshell on a single one hour's walk alone. I took out my windowsill dwelling guest to see if it fancied joining them, but it's doing an all too convincing impression of being dead. Ho-hum.

    901 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7495 15:48

    >>898 Because it turns you on?

    902 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7495 17:26

    Video games can be fun, but sometimes they can cause you to get frustrated.

    903 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7495 18:52

    >>902 Just remember, AVGN is a character portrayed by an actor, not a real person.

    904 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7496 00:21

    >>902 Yeah, this guys has decided to take over the AVGN's job: http://news.yahoo.com/producer-reveals-plans-unearth-worst-015247742.html

    905 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7496 11:07

    It's a shock to me and it's a shock to you, your mother's got a beard and sandals, and a penis too

    906 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7496 16:38

    It was Sunday all of last week and today is also Sunday.

    907 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7496 17:23

    Krull was a blend of D&D, Cheetos, Mountain Dew and basement farts.

    908 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7496 21:58

    >>906
    Is this some variant of Eternal September?

    909 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7496 22:19

    The mittens keep slipping into the background layer of the board. I can't take it easy like this.

    910 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7497 19:33

    I think my butthole is dry

    911 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7498 17:11

    Yeah, well, if I were a tree I'd probably try to kill you too.

    912 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7498 21:19

    This is the fawning of the age of deerquarius

    913 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7499 13:06

    Today's phrase is "myocardial infarction".

    914 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7499 19:35

    I wonder why you haven't been online recently... busy with university, perhaps. I hope you can find the time to talk soon so we can catch up. It's been too long.

    915 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7499 21:48

    I hate myself and I want to die.

    916 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7500 01:17

    ƒhƒLƒ…ƒ“ NYUZU ARERUTO

    neet.nu is redirecting to some weird blog
    more updates expected soon

    917 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7500 08:21

    >>916 I noticed that, I assumed it was the expected downtime, and for a placeholder maybe just encourage us to check out a friendly site - it has a link to neet.nu in its links section

    what is the image board that is linked from neet.nu's front page? I can't remember the url and i always just go there from neety

    918 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7500 13:14

    My penishead has a couple scars on it where I chafed it with too much rough masturbation. Now I worry that anyone who sees it will think I have an STD. Not that this is likely to become a problem.

    919 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7500 15:50

    GRFAAAHFBAFL

    920 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7500 16:30

    >>918 that'll teach your penis to have such a soft head. next time grow a hard plate like a triceratops.

    921 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7500 17:13

    >>920
    hahahehehehehah

    922 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7500 18:45

    Golly, we're three quarters of the way to September 10,000th. Remember the 7000th? I know I do. Ah, good times.

    923 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7500 19:04

    >>918 I've got a scar on my penishead too, from a girl wearing a chunky metal ring

    924 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7500 19:35

    I could totally put linux+busybox+... on my phone. It's got a hardware keyboard and android 2.1 is crippled.

    925 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7500 22:07

    At last, I have accumulated the entire ‚¨‚Å‚ñ‚ρ™ƒXƒ^ƒWƒI discography. Now... my soul is free...

    926 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7501 00:38

    I'm going to start the next iteration of this thread, and I'm going to omit the full stop. And there's nothing you can do about it.

    927 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7501 00:43

    I'm... free! With new speakers I'm no longer strapped to my computer by a leash that is headphones!

    928 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7501 00:48

    >>926
    I'm going to fuck you up, kid. I will make my own thread with a full stop. I will push it to 1000 faster than you and your crappy pals could ever hope.

    929 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7501 02:23

    >>926,928 I am the chosen one, it is my righteous duty

    930 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7501 03:54

    >>926,928,929
    oh god not this shit again

    931 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7501 12:33

    ƒhƒ“ƒhƒ“ƒpƒtƒpƒtI

    932 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7501 13:51

    However you look at it it's just not the same, is it?

    933 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7501 23:50

    Haven't I suffered enough yet‽

    934 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7502 18:50

    ( ß ƒŽß) add support for emergency excitement!

    javascript:(function(){for(var i=0;i<10;i++){document.getElementById("snFlkDiv"+i).innerHTML+='( ˃ ƒŽ˂) ƒ~ƒgƒ“‚ª‘åD‚«I';}})();

    935 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7503 01:23

    I'm, like, such a nerd. Saw my brother playing a video game and I IMMEDIATELY recognised what console he was using. It was a PS3.

    936 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7503 01:42

    >>935 wow i hope no1 eats lunch with you at school anymore LOL!

    937 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7503 01:45

    >>936

    My NERDY friends eat lunch with me. We talk about Netflix and make fun of the otaku freaks

    938 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7503 03:20

    Shift JIS characters are probably used more on here than on any actually Japanese website.

    God why can't it be 2005 again

    939 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7503 05:59

    Behold my mighty grasp of internet subcultures.
    My vast superiority over CoD kiddies and Gamer Girls!
    Such character and intelligence is simply impossible in niches larger than mine.

    940 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7503 11:18

    ‘‚­Ž€‚Ì‚¤I

    941 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7503 13:50

    My cat is upset because I'm playing with my pokemon instead of her. What am I, her boyfriend?!

    942 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7503 15:52

    Satan's penis in your butthole

    943 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7503 19:57

    I'm upset that I don't have a cat to play with.

    944 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7503 22:04

    Well, in my professional opinion, I would have to say nameko, nameko, nurunuru tekateka, nameko, nameko, name nameko.

    945 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7504 20:43

    Love is my favourite placebo.

    946 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7504 20:57

    Looking at the recent posts I thought this was the BEYOND DQN thread

    947 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7504 22:59

    Ryôko.
    I want to fuck her doggystyle, really, really slowly.

    948 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7505 00:35

    I was going to bump post without thinking but then I thought too much so now I'm posting here.

    949 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7505 04:58

    Man, Shmorky's just phoning 'em in these days.

    950 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7505 14:25

    What's with Firefox sucking donkey balls these days?

    951 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7505 14:52

    One of these days...

    952 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7505 15:22

    G A K N

    953 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7505 15:54

    You don't have to wear a hat.

    954 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7505 16:52

    You don't have to go to college.

    955 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7505 17:01

    You don't have to ask for extra sauce.

    956 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7505 17:06

    You don't have to build a sacrificial altar to the evil penis god.

    957 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7505 21:36

    You might have to ask for extra spring onion, unless you like being short changed.

    958 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7506 01:42

    do you think gorillas could become as good as humans

    959 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7506 01:55

    as good at what?

    960 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7506 01:57

    >>959

    everything

    961 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7506 22:31

    yome ga mitsu kari masen

    962 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7507 00:16

    I wish I could find some good "sexy mood" music to listen to that I like. Smooth jazz and porno groove don't do it for me.

    963 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7507 00:46

    You know that relative to their size, gorillas have smaller testicles than humans.

    964 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7507 01:22

    >>963
    Smaller penises, too.

    965 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7507 19:49

    Existentialism wasshoi! Existentialism wasshoi!

    966 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7508 00:17

    Who needs vodka when you have soothing camomile & honey caffeine free tea?

    967 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7508 00:40

    >>966
    Psh, did Korpiklaani ever make a song about camomile tea?

    968 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7508 07:32

    ‚‚܂ç‚È‚¢‚ÅŠ´‚¶‚½‚¢

    969 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7508 10:32

    I wouldn't mind holding somebody else's dick right now.

    970 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7508 10:50

    I wouldn't mind having my dick held, but I don't want it so badly as to let a dude do it.

    971 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7508 11:22

    Why should Somalian pirates be any less "cool" than the pirates of old? Because they're black? Because we live in "enlightened" times where things like piracy aren't supposed to happen?

    972 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7508 12:09

    My heart is not for sale!

    973 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7508 12:44

    I take my joys in hedgerows.

    974 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7508 13:05

    >>971
    It's easy to romanticise the past.

    975 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7508 13:36

    I have an incredibly sexy butt.
    Maybe I should go gay.

    976 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7508 13:38

    >>971
    Because people romanticized pirates. Just look at 'Pirates of the Carribean': people think pirates are some noble Robin Hoods of the sea stealing from the rich and giving to the poor, getting married in the middle of swordfights and defeating legendary sea monsters.
    Real pirates are just thieves, plain and simple. Always have been, always will be.

    977 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7508 13:47

    I'm going to shave off this atrocity of a beard, wax my legs and become a little girl. Nobody can stop me.

    978 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7508 14:24

    NO, I don't want the browser to "remember my password for this site"! Why does this stupid feature even exist‽

    979 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7508 16:00

    Curse this frail meatsuit and its constant requirement for food! Shut up, stomach, I'm trying to think!

    980 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7508 16:49

    There two extrapolate can't

    981 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7508 19:34

    He pronounces "Rektum" like "wreck tomb" which is actually an oddly fitting name for a necromancer.

    982 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7508 20:53

    The radio waves are getting in my brain...

    983 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7508 23:53

    This is the hottest candied ginger I've had... whoo

    984 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7509 02:47

    Is The Outer Limits really less entertaining to me than The Twilight Zone, or have I simply become more cynical over the years?

    985 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7509 02:59

    >>977
    Hi moot!

    986 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7509 04:42

    >>984 Have you seen Black Mirror? It's like um the Twilight Zone for the Twitter age, it's good, two episodes in particular are brilliant

    987 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7509 12:37

    OH DEAR GOD, I FORGOT THE JACOBIAN!

    988 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7509 13:02

    I dreamed of a tiny flying apricot.

    989 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7509 19:08

    Dick Grunts

    990 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7510 00:08

    Why everybody whenever they hear about yiff assume gay yiff? Aren't there any girls in the furry community? Are all the males so desperate that they come down to this?

    991 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7510 00:21

    MINDGASM

    992 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7510 00:24

    multiple mindgasms

    captcha wiezzness captures the feeling

    993 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7510 00:34

    994 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7510 00:59

    I went hiking in the snow and now I am relaaxed.

    995 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7510 01:32

    >>992
    What causes the mindgasm? Did you mindgasm because of yiff?

    996 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7510 02:25

    >>986
    Hadn't even heard of it, but I'll check it out.

    997 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7510 10:23

    Let's end this!

    998 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7510 14:18

    I'm glad this is ending quickly and peacefully.

    999 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7510 14:40

    penis

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