[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#15] (999)

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7673 15:07

I wonder if there's anyone who actually goes through these threads, reading every post.
Oh, and 2GET.

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7673 19:12

I do.

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7673 19:45

You are now happily bride! You may kiss and marry.

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7673 22:30

i love dqn thoughts thread

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7674 00:44

birds do not have anuses

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7674 01:37


8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7674 17:39

I was promised an exciting relish.

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7675 01:35

dafuq is this Ebola-chan thing

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7675 06:31

lorg pns

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7675 06:42

Thought conformism makes things so fucking boring.

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7675 12:36

I think I've existed enough already today.

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7675 16:11

radda radda radda radda, radda radda

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7675 21:29

Because I need to prove to myself that my time is not valuable.

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7675 22:38

Sonic sez that's NO GOOD.

Also I almost mistyped "Sonic sex". Not for the first time either.

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7676 02:11

I forget if the period or not having a period is the normal thing. Is this thread normal? I'd rather not post in a weird thread.

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7676 02:36

This is DQN. Is anything "normal" here? What is "normal" anyway?

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7676 12:04

Is David Duchovny ugly

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7676 14:15

Last night I slept for eleven hours and dreamed about waking up after having slept for thirteen hours.

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7676 16:35

Last night I slept for 8 hours and dreamt that I met another girl at an academic conference and she sent me live fish (as pets) in the mail
I kinda wish it hadn't been a dream

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7676 16:51

I play tsukkomi to Fate's boke

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7676 17:19

dildoze to fuck you to sleep

vc: yiffust Uhh... yiffust to give you furry lust

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7676 17:21

Velveeta, what does the scouter say about his cheesiness level?

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7676 18:53

I am loving Oniisama E, it's pretty chessy and a little dated but it's easy one of my favourite animes. It's given me goosebumps, made me cry, made me laugh, inspired me, it's good~

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7676 21:35

So I've been watching this cartoon "Chowder" recently. Every character is named after some type of food, and Kimchi is a living fart cloud that Chowder keeps as a pet. Hmmm...

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7676 22:13

I'm glad to see someone else likes it as much as I do!

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7677 00:35

>>27 Did you maybe mention it here a while ago? It's probably how I found it, so thanks!

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7677 09:02

I was about to post in the primes thread but the preview turned it into a bunch of chinese characters and question marks. The captcha, appropriately, was fughly. Ultimately though, I decided not to go through with it as 381 is not prime so I couldn't explain why it looked so fucked-up.

This is my story.

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7677 10:35

I did indeed mention it here a while ago! You're welcome.

It's only like that in the preview; once you post it, it's fine. Try using http://tablecat.ipyo.heliohost.org/sjis.pl to preview SJIS art instead.

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7678 19:41

I've never loved and hated a game as much as Rule of Rose.

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7680 07:02

A girl on whom I have a huge crush revealed she has a girlfriend.

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7680 10:13

A friendly reminder that you just lost the game.

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7680 14:00

>>32 at least you can take solace in the fact that you never had a chance anyway.

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7680 15:17

Yeah, >>32. There's really no way you could possibly measure up to her current babe.

Or maybe she's only a lesbian around you.

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7680 17:26

>>32, tell her that you have a boyfriend, but you don't shun more traditional relationships either.

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7680 22:11

Your puny canine brain cannot even conceive how much of a good dog you are.

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7681 14:01

Ham wallet? LOL.

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7681 14:03

Also, people still do "The Game?" That's almost as stale as quoting Zero Wing.

Someone set up us the bomb.

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7681 17:19

>>39 Past stale back round to knowing high-level humour. I'm sure he know what he doing.

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7682 00:25

This copy of Windows is not genuine

42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7682 03:06

If I could go back in time and didn't care about the issues associated with changing the past, I would

1) kill Hitler
2) kill Stalin
3) kill some other historical assholes
4) punch Thomas Edison in the face

43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7682 13:49

I would:
1) kill all major figures of Abrahamic religions
2) sponsor Hitler's tuition in arts and praise his skills even if I had to lie
3) shot Lenin before the revolution (and shaved Stalin)
4) tell Nicola Tesla all that Edison-was-a-templar stuff from Assassin's Creed.

44 Name: >>43 : 1993-09-7682 13:51

Stop the presses! Actually, I'd influence Hitler to become the first furry artist. I could blame any misunderstandings on his art being so avant-garde.

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7682 21:04

I remember I watched a playthrough of Rule of Rose a while back and, at the ending, thought it quite poignant, but wasn't particularly moved beyond that. I just now finished playing it myself, and the ending had me crying more than I've cried in years; full on sobbing, tears streaming down my cheeks and everything. I still feel somewhat tender.

If anyone wants to try playing it themselves, tell me so. I can help with configuring the emulator and so on (it isn't easy).

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7682 22:49

So I searched something that turned up an old thread right here on DQN that I was perusing, and saw this:

>kanji for "woman" = 女
>kanji for "noisy" = 姦
>A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I see what you did there, Japan.

But according to Google Translate, 姦 = "condom".

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7683 17:49

姦 technically means cunning and wickedness, but it's only really used in compounds:
姦婦 adulteress
姦淫 fornication
姦通 adulterous affair
強姦 rape

It appears to also be slang for condom, probably because it's pronounced "kan".

48 Name: >>47 : 1993-09-7683 17:53

(Addendum: 姦しい (やかましい or かしましい) does mean noisy, but that word is almost always just written in hiragana.)

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7683 23:15

I wish more shit would accept Amazon Payments and not just PainPal.

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7684 00:30

I feel like somebody's hunting me. No idea why...

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7684 11:04

I just woke up thinking "mons pubis, mons pubis, mons pubis"

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7684 17:25

But it says "woman" three times, how can it be just "kan"?

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7684 22:16

You have been penetrated.

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7684 22:58

According to my Japanese book that mans rape. Lol?

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7684 23:04

I missed coming here.

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7684 23:42

>>54 I thought that too, from Communication by Shintaro Kago

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7685 06:36

Lesbian crush hugged me today. My heart is happy and sad and confused.

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7685 14:01

My brain initially split that up as "lesbian" "crush hugged" and I was thinking "that sounds kinda painful." But now I'm thinking you probably meant "lesbian crush" "hugged" instead.

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7685 14:16

>>57 man, just forget about it. Give it up. Even if she breaks it off with her girlfriend there's no chance.

Unless she's bisexual. Or you can convince her she's bisexual.

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7685 14:38

>>57 in fact, you know what? Don't have a crush. Why would you do that to yourself? You're probably thinking "I can't help it", but you really can.

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7685 16:12

Thank you, >>59,60. That's what I've been telling myself, but it helps to hear it from someone else. I thought I had crushed my crush until she hugged me and my heart started beating like a goddamn anime character. I will keep trying.

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7685 22:16



MEANS god dammit.

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7685 22:53


64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7686 03:30

Why is it all the gay people I know smell so poopy?

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7686 03:30

n/m figured it out

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7686 12:26

What does Sylfaen look like shit in every browser except Firefox?

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7686 12:56

my stomach hurtd ;__;

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7686 15:00

I love you, keyboard.

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7687 05:53

I wish more people would come to #4-ch irc on synirc.net Too much idle

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7687 10:30

>>69 okay i'll drop by some time

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7687 11:52

I think I'm thinking.

72 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7687 13:29

I'm vaguely curious what "Sylfaen" is but not enough to be arsed to search.

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7687 21:26

I say we have something to eat, then see if there's anything on TV. WHO'S WITH ME

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7687 23:11

I've seen the movie and I know what happens

75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7688 17:09

I want to die

76 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7688 17:11


77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7688 19:37

I'm thinking of buying a blanket and pillow for my office

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7689 01:09

Twitch doesn't recognize Dwarf Fortress as a game. What sort of blasphemy is this?!

79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7689 03:08

Woppan linx.

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7689 03:55

Is that "eat shit and die" (a rude dismissal) or "eat, shit, and die" (a bleak assessment of human life)?

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7689 11:17

Potential lack of update tonight and/or tomorrow.

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7689 22:22

This is not how relaxation works.

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7690 01:34

A dildo fell on my dinner's plate and now it looks like I was having a dildo for dinner.

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7690 14:16

And the rabbits. Don't forget the rabbits.

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7690 15:36

i'm too timid to edit wikipedia because i feel like my edits will get rejected and i'll feel like a jerk. plus i don't want to make an account. at least i know i'm not wasting lots of time on it.

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7690 15:41

>>85 Find an article with a billion reversions on it. That's a sign that there's someone obsessively protecting his own view of reality against all comers.

If you have the skill for it, make a bunch of really minor edits that alone mean little, but if taken together, completely alter the message of the article.

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7690 16:54

Inspired by your suggestion, I found this:

It looks like the page with the most total edits is

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7690 18:28

Oy vei, oy gevalt

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7690 22:51

My hands are cold.

90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7691 00:58

How do I eyeliner

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7691 08:53

Gay Nigger and the Boner Boys

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7691 13:00

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7691 22:27

I should just live in a library.

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7692 07:24

If I ever find who stole it I will fucking murder him.

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7692 09:43

The physical embodiment of stress is paperwork.

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7692 12:58

my head hurts and i think i screwed up

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7692 19:03

somebody's using the printer and their job is taking forever

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7692 20:38

The joy of uncertainty.

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7692 21:28

When I was a kid my mom and I made jokes about how I would live in a Barnes and Noble bookstore if they sold food in there. Now thirteen years later they actually have cafes in Barnes and Noble stores and my mom just looks at me like "You gotta own up to it now, kiddooooo."

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7692 23:07

Aw fuck, the heart ache is back and now there's no way to get in touch. I don't know if this was for the best or if I royally fucked up. I miss her.

101 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7692 23:55

Organic chemistry is smelly

102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7693 09:47

More like orgasmic chemistry.

103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7693 16:49

Might I be eating real people food tonight?

104 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7695 13:12

"most total edits is child pornography"
I feel like Shii being a sysop has something to do with this.

105 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7695 18:00

I haven't been on DQN for two years until now, just to release the emergency mittens and post in this thread.

106 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7695 20:51

Well I want to jump off of a tall building

107 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7695 20:52

Please stop killing things.

108 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7696 00:06

I've been reading Jojo for so long, and yet I didn't grasp a very easy and important message that Hirohiko-sensei has been trying to pass onto the readers. That message is that: Having a huge bulge in your pants is very important and a key part of having a good life, not for the female bitch pigs that try to take everything from you, but for yourself.

It baffles me just how much of a fool I am for not realizing this sooner.

109 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7696 15:08

I'm not a pedo, I just like fucking children. I'd still fuck a grown ass woman if she had a flat chest and was under 100cm tall and had youthful skin and a small vagina.

110 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7696 16:01

>>109, could you do the human race a HUGE favor and kill yourself? That would be great. Thanks.

111 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7696 23:16

How would that make the human race better? It would result in a greater concentration of pedos.

112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7696 23:23

>>111 But the general quality of the human race would go up sharply once >>109's degenerate self is removed from it.

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for hunting down pedos and killing them too.

113 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7697 00:52

The problem with asking degenerates to kill themselves is that only the ones with shreds of decency will do it.

114 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7697 11:59

how many times can this teddy bear say fuck

115 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7697 16:56

I've relatives - an aunt and uncle and both their children - who were until recently living and working in Sierra Leone, and they've told me all sorts of dreadful stories about how things are going there. Really, I don't condone anything making light of such huge human misery and loss. At the same time, Ebola-chan is just so cute...

116 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7697 19:15

They carr him Fripple, Fripple, fastl than rightning...

117 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7698 13:44

Soldier on.

118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7698 18:19

I think I'm going to go dancing today.

119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7698 21:36

I hate those clipboard toting asshats in downtown Seattle.

If you're not a cheeseburger or a bathroom, YOU'RE WASTING MY TIME!

120 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7698 22:15

>>109 Go to China. Girls don't age as quickly over there.

121 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7698 22:37

but all humans are degenerates...

122 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7699 00:03

If parents stopped dressing their little girls like sluts they'd get raped less often.

123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7699 02:12

>>122 I never understood that argument because of all the school uniform fetishists in this world.

124 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7699 05:41

Another night of ignored responsibilities and wrist wrecking videogames

125 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7699 06:22

I should learn how to do combos now.

126 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7699 07:37

Study of warm fluids.

127 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7699 17:25


128 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7699 18:25

Have you heard? Apparently Kim Jong-un became a hikikomori. I feel closer to him.

129 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7699 19:41

Hoom doody doop poop floop in the goop

so bored right now

130 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7699 19:45

Pet me.

131 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7699 21:52

don't wanna work, want it to be yesterday again.

132 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7699 22:34

Study of loli fluids.

133 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7700 00:43

farting lots

134 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7700 01:27

Farting lolis

135 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7700 15:57

Argh! Nikon D3300 or D5200? They cost almost the same with the same 18-55mm VR II kit lens. Both have nice things to them!

My head hurts from three nights of picking a DSLR. Heeelp.

136 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7700 17:16


137 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7700 17:32

>>135 Flip a fucking coin already!

138 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7700 18:29

I flipped 3 East German 1 Mark coins on random.org, and two of them were tails which is D3300. But I'm still not sure if it would be the right choice.

I know, I should have listened to it, when it told me on multiple occasions to get my ass to university a few years ago...

139 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7700 20:00

That isn't statistically meaningful in the slightest.
Best you flip three coins from fifty unique currencies 10,000 each times in order to determine which camera the gods of randomness think you should actually buy.

140 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7700 20:42

That's more charin than I can handle.

141 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7700 21:47

The gods of randomness won't put up with that crap. Roll once and go with it. Anything more is hedging.

142 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7701 05:30

I'm celebrating my newly cleaned sheets by eating an italian batard in bed. Nom nom nom.

143 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7701 11:19


144 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7701 13:25

... on the other hand D7000 body costs as much as D5200.

145 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7701 15:10

Alright, alright, I've decided to come to my senses, count my savings, evaluate current economy and listen to what Random Numbers God told me to do.

Plus the kit I'm eyeing includes 55-200 VR lens that I also wanted, and just for a little more than D5200 with only one lens. It also has 'stupid newbie' (guide) mode that will make all the nice photos for me.

146 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7701 16:08

Phosphorus-based confectionery

147 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7701 17:06


148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7701 17:19

>>128 according to Huffington Post, he has gout. I didn't even know gout was a thing that people still got.

Then again, it is Huffington Post, so you know, grain of salt and all.

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7701 19:37

It's good to have a fresh salt lick brick handy when reading the Puffington Host.

150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7701 22:06

I like this thread.

151 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7701 22:11

throw that boy pussy

152 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7701 23:26

You never really know anyone; you never truly know what they think, why they say what they say or do what they do. I have spent my entire life talking to people and I still don't understand even the most basic causes of their most basic behaviour. I barely even understand my own cognition.

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7702 04:43

"Nobody knows anyone else, ever!"

154 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7702 07:22

I miss Wik so much

155 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7702 17:50

Atom is the best text editor.

156 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7702 19:10

So I dreamt that I met my eldery mum. For some reason, she'd had two of her eyes removed, and just left the middle one in. She seemed quite happy with that state of affairs, so I didn't let her know how grotesque empty eye sockets look.

157 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7702 21:30


158 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7702 23:32

Especially the way they glistened in the sunlight. Ew.

159 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7703 12:27

oh even bigger pile of blood

160 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7703 13:42

The spirals confuse predators.

161 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7703 16:18

So your big black cloud will come.

162 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7703 17:26

The Sandman's on his way

163 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7703 17:34

The Sandman's on his way

164 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7703 19:34

Atom is a compromise between the usefulness of an actual IDE and the lightweightness of an actual text editor

165 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7703 20:28

Damn I'm glad I don't see life through a college Marxist lens.

166 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7703 23:43

Update... tomorrow!

167 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7704 03:40

A text editor depends on ffmpeg and chromium libraries? Oh, they need a custom version of Chromium built without security restrictions? And these libraries are shipped as pre-stripped binary blobs hosted on some guy's Amazon cloud?

There's absolutely nothing that could ever go wrong with this.

168 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7704 05:34


169 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7704 05:53

How do I approach ghetto black chicks? I really want a black gf with big lips and a fat butt now.

170 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7704 07:12

171 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7704 10:11

I dreamed about my mother playing Dwarf Fortress. She quite enjoyed it.

172 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7704 14:30

I'm not going to ride all the way to Philly tonight; I'm stressed out and have things to do

173 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7704 16:42

nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga

174 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7704 22:18

Fuck these albatrosses.

175 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7705 19:48


176 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7705 20:37

Last night I went on a "date" with my lesbian crush. Leisurely stroll through the park and to the beach, drinking boba tea, watching the sunset and night-time fireworks. Halfway through her girlfriend joined us and we had a blast. As stupid as it is, I think I'm actually quite content to be their fag-hag.

177 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7705 21:02

Mofumofu my cheeks, >>175!

178 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7706 10:52

Personally, I would broadcast some sort of repetitive signal that would stand out from background noise every hour for at least a few months.

179 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7706 11:00

miniature poodle's penis

180 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7706 18:44

I went on a date last night and made so little eye contact that I'm not even sure if I found her attractive.

181 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7706 20:54

Comforting words in a language you'll never understand.

182 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7706 21:36

>>178 I just read about scientists doing that already from somewhere in the wikipedia thread

183 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7706 22:45

They often seem to try to squeeze as much information as possible into the most obscure format and send it in one burst, after which they run out of time/money.

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7707 07:41

Even breathing is bothersome.

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7707 08:16

(´・ω・`) I remember, back in the day, there wasn't a sun, and it was colder out.

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7707 12:21

I remember that too, conversely the moon was around more often to be underneath with a loli.

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7707 22:51

The happiest chemical.

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7708 19:40

Anyone here have a square dick? Where the length and circumference are the same.

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7708 20:09

>>188 I have a cubic one. 7 x 7 x 7 inches. Women don't really appreciate it much.

190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7708 21:49

What is up with my thumbnail?

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7708 21:58

Icelandic rap is good.

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7708 22:47

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7709 00:43 has some nice porn

194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7709 12:46

Put dead things on/in yourself.

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7709 14:02

From the "I bothered to type this out for a username-based forum but then decided against posting it there" department:

I do remember back when MUDs were still a thing that a fair number of people did, I went around trying various ones and at one point was checking out one that was stationed in Estonia (with all the game text in English however). As I was exploring a bit, the conversation on the chat channel was going something like this:
Couple of guys: <words in Estonian> fuck <more words in Estonian> fuck <etc>
Me: <asks question about the game in English>
Admin: Speak English guys, we have a visitor.
One of the guys: Fuck off, this is Estonian MUD, not for foreigner!
Admin: You will speak the fucking English or you will fucking shut up.
<after some time, it becomes clear that the "fucking shut up" option had been taken>

I didn't go back there.

196 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7709 14:35


> username-based forum

Not even once

197 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7709 14:41

Aren't you special.

198 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7709 15:58

Japanese had faked their whole history and the whole world believed them :/

(basically none cares about ANY history :/ )


199 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7709 20:22

We are only a year and twelve days away from when Back to the Future 2 happens.

200 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7709 20:31

I haven't read my sicp today

201 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7709 21:02

Neither did I. I've taken a break and just kept postponing it for more than a year already.

202 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7709 21:04

I have too much of internet.

203 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7709 21:06

That's more than 22 years away.

204 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7710 16:54

It's beautiful.

205 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7710 17:15

god damn that site is depressing in ways I can't even begin to catalogue

206 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7710 22:28

How many variables is too many variables?

207 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7711 01:35

>>206 Any more than six is too many.

208 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7711 02:47

>>206 One. If all state was immutable there would be no Ebola.

209 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7711 05:27

You probably want to pet me.

210 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7711 05:41

211 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7711 15:41

The existence of a variable doesn't imply mutable state, silly!
I am a fan of Ebola's album made from Predator sound clips.

212 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7711 19:00

I am very ill.

213 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7711 19:05

my penis hurts

214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7711 19:23

Yesterday I plugged a thumbdrive into the back of a TV to watch a movie.

We're living in the future.

215 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7711 21:20

I feel good about bumping 10 threads with "that's what your mom said" posts.

216 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7711 22:27

Did I post that? It does seem like the sort of thing I would post.

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7712 01:10

fuck SAoVQ

218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7712 14:42

7712 is a nice number.

219 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7712 19:10


220 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7712 19:58

smoke caulk

221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7712 20:13

I love it when the goo comes out of my caulk tube.

222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7712 21:02

Blinking feverous.

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7713 05:49

I'm so sleepy.

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7713 07:01

The longer I live, the less I find myself able to tolerate other people.

225 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7713 07:40

How will I ever have porridge again?

226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7713 17:54

You're not getting it. I DON'T CARE who you like to rub your genitals on. I NEVER WILL care either, so your constant attempts to bring the subject up just make me want to empty a can of mace in your eyes. Shut up about it already.

227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7713 18:03

rubs a dick on your forehead

228 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7713 20:01

It's people like you what cause unrest.

229 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7713 20:22

I ' m   s o r r y

230 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7713 21:19


231 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7713 21:42

kimi ga kimi dattakara

232 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7714 04:45

I rub my dick on expensive shit
I rub my dick on expensive shit
I rub my dick on expensive shit

233 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7714 15:34

There's a girl smiling tenderly, but she's also sort of dissolving, and her hair is made of differential equations.

234 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7714 16:30

I want to wax myself.

235 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7714 19:24

i want somebody else to wax me, but not some rando

236 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7714 20:16

Illness is never fun, but I have been enjoying my bizarre and vivid fever dreams. My personal favourite was the one where a huge white butterfly (some sort of Pieridae?) appeared out of nowhere and tried to climb into my left eye. It got caught on my glasses, and I was trying to reason with it, saying "No, butterfly, my eye is not a good place for you to be. There is nothing you want in my eye." But gosh darn, that was one determined butterfly. In the end, I managed to take my glasses off very slowly, with the butterfly still perched on the lens. I don't really remember what happened after that.

237 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7715 00:13

Why are blacks inferior to other humans?

238 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7715 01:01

I'm bored with the VERB all the NOWNS meme. It's already played out.

239 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7715 03:12

They aren't, women are.

240 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7715 07:45

What do I jerk it to today

241 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7715 14:59

I will obliterate you.

242 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7715 16:18


I'm bored with everything trying to push Frozen into my life. Gosh dang it, I do not want to watch some kid's movie about a woman who shoves icicles up her cunt

243 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7715 16:27

This sounds like a meme that was never funny to begin with.

244 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7715 17:43

Losing eeeeevvvveeeerrrryyyyttthhiiiinnnngggg

245 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7715 19:16

You're correct.

246 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7715 20:46

It doesn't mean anything.

247 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7715 23:16

projectile defecation

248 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7716 01:46

I know people who seem to be happy, but I don't think I'll ever be happy. I think I'm going to work and be stressed and drink and be henpecked until the day I die. My only hope is that there is an afterlife and that misery accumulated in life on Earth can be cashed in for fabulous prizes after the sweet release of death.

249 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7716 01:48

I don't know why I replied to you with the above post. I didn't intend to. But I should say that I also don't understand the whole Frozen deal.

250 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7716 13:32

Stop thinking.

251 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7716 13:47


252 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7716 19:02

I hate it when people have laptops with loud keyboards. The kind that taps every fucking keystroke so loud you can make out each one individually from across the library and you can tell how many lines the typer has written because they really bang on the Enter key. I think a part of it is also that these people contribute to the noise by banging on the tapitty keys with their fingers. I really fucking hate it, it is irritating.

If you type like this in a library, I hate you. Yes, you, reading this right now. Asshole.

253 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7717 11:59

I posted on another board.

255 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7717 13:50

I want to sound cool and say I haven't been on DQN for a year because I got a life, but that would be an outright lie.

256 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7717 17:21

I want to start freelance writing instead of the freelance 3D work I do now. Not because I like writing, but more that I want a lighter laptop for working, and writing doesn't require a lot of horsepower.

Does that make sense?

257 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7717 17:28

Rules for the toilet in Sochi:

258 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7717 19:52

Is it "Free For All", >>257? Two guys are crossing the streams, somebody is shitting into urinal (and somebody else does it on the floor), blowjobs, piss, cum and blood everywhere?

259 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7718 04:10

How come the US got away with murdering thousands of civilians in atomic bombings without even saying "sorry", but Russo-Japanese relationships sink every time some official visits Kurils despite of USSR kicking Imperial Army's ass (but gently!) during operation in Manchuria?

260 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7718 06:42

da dan da da dan da da
da da da da dan da da

261 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7718 17:09

God damn it! Now it's stuck in my head!

262 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7718 22:56

Everything's going to be okay.

263 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7719 13:34

It's as though everyone was told to come to a certain place at a certain time, so they turn up, and then nothing happens. Everyone is just standing around awkwardly or muttering nervously to one another. Eventually people start getting hungry, or tired, or really need the toilet, so they leave; at the same time, more and more people keep trickling in, and they always ask the people who were there before them what's going on and why they're there, without getting any meaningful answer.

Yes, that's what life is like.

264 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7720 05:26

leaky gay anus

265 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7720 15:43

Ointments the oink The To Opinion boxes box The Change the to Lopsided leprechaun and is To Another quoted and one and half the to Klaus to azalea all jocularity is in About workouts to Workout To Workouts To Workout To Workouts To Workout It jam and good little Lot Little Good Lot Little Good Lot Little Good Little Lot Good Little Lot Week the I I To

266 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7720 15:49

>>256 it makes some kind of sense, but if you don't like writing it's going to be the worst job in the world for you. Have fun!

267 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7720 16:38

How do I get started in one of those freelance/self-employed jobs to begin with?!

268 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7720 18:56

>>267 with writing, working for content mills is a good way to start out. Most of them pay shit or have asshole editors who will wring you out over a misplaced comma or on subjective stylistic points. Some of them have both. But it's a good way to make quick money and get practice.

Starting a blog and putting up examples of your writing can also be a good idea. You can try to attract clients or make money through pay-per-click ad setups like Google Adsense. The only problem with those deals is that you have to get like 100,000 hits to make anywhere near a decent amount. I see people getting all excited over getting a $30 check from Google for the month. I can't even pay my electric bill with that. The fact is there are plenty of shekels to be had in online writing, but they take a lot of work to get your hands on. If you have a strong handle on SEO, though, it could work out for you.

If you're looking at writing for magazines, I don't know anything about that. It probably helps to have a really strong online presence first.

269 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7720 21:13

>working for content mills is a good way to start out. Most of them pay shit or have asshole editors who will wring you out over a misplaced comma or on subjective stylistic points. Some of them have both. But it's a good way to make quick money and get practice.

They generally also mostly want articles written on the most boring-ass topics imaginable, in my experience.

270 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7721 03:43


271 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7721 03:50

yay more Markiplier pole dancing

272 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7721 06:38

huaaaaaah why am I such a dork I long for the past and don't know how to move on move on move on and person posting random letters malicious or not troll what fish on bed why did I buy such a large container of ginger ale now it made me really fucking smashehhhhhhed

273 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7721 06:40

Oops, that was supposed to go in the POST WHILE DRUNK thread.

274 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7721 10:17

Well I certainly don't feel as though I was just in a burning building.

275 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7721 16:00

>>269 also true. If you're an aspiring writer looking for fast money I hope you like writing about roof tile companies in Passaic, NJ or slot machines in New Zealand. Interesting stuff is harder to find work in.

276 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7721 16:42

I love you Ebola-chan!
Sit on my face Ebola-chan!

277 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7721 22:20

  1. Put layer of cubed ice in bowl
  2. Put layer of crushed ice on top of cubed ice
  3. Drizzle water on top

Water sundae! Because you can't afford ice cream :(

278 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 02:31

>>276 that's called queening

279 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 14:39

Szeretettel várunk.

280 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 21:24

I'm starved of imported Japanese memes. Those were so good...

281 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 22:25

I have absolutely no idea what this is.

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 23:02

I need to poo

283 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 23:10

ayy lmao is better

284 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7723 00:00


285 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7723 11:18

I tried to find some nurse outfit facesitting doujinshi to fap to after seeing this post and there are surprisingly not many.

286 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7723 12:01

Should I disable autofocus confirmation beep?

287 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7723 17:34

Got a bad headache and the fucking cat wants to play Chasey Fighty Bitey. Argh.

288 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7723 18:24

face sitting is nasty

289 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7724 01:40

I had dinner with my lesbian crush, so I'm pretty happy! Long live unrequited love!

290 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7724 03:08

carefully place a condor on your penis

291 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7724 16:36

A story about tulips.

292 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7724 17:27

That is surprising. Did you find any?

293 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7725 06:49

Lick this toad to turn it into a multi-coloured space horse w/ both sets of human genitals

294 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7725 10:14

loli butts

295 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7725 12:18

I've been busy for a couple of weeks. Nothing seems to have changed here since. I enjoy that.

296 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7725 21:51

Air pressure sucks.

297 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7726 00:43

I did not

298 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7726 00:50

I shouldn't have gotten drunk AND high, but society tells me it's okay to do so on a Saturday night!

299 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7726 18:11

What the fuck is wrong with this girl?

300 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7726 19:56

whores and bitches

301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7727 01:08

Captain Manlove, he's so awesome, and really really really really, really gay

302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7727 10:25

I just came up with a joke and I feel the need to share it.

Did you hear about the unsteady, caffeine addicted fluid dynamicist?
He had tea dependence!

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7727 14:47

Reading Murakami, all his protagonists seem to be sort of lazy alcoholic divorced or almost divorced dudes in their 30s.

304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7727 17:11

i engaged in lesbian activities this weekend ahhhhhh
dating got so much better after college

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7727 17:25

I think a couple of his short stories (and 1Q84) have female protagonists, but yeah, I know what you mean. Anyway, which of his books are you reading? A Wild Sheep Chase and Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World are my favourites.

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7727 18:43

>>305 I read A Wild Sheep Chase and liked it. I started The Wind-Up Bird Chronicles but haven't gotten back to it because it's a bit much to follow along with all the studying I have to do. Right now I'm reading some of his short stories in a collection called The Elephant Vanishes. All good stuff.

I think I connect better with Murakami's work because I see some of myself in his protagonists. That probably isn't such a great thing.

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7728 06:01

I also started with the three books you mentioned. They are all good. But then I discovered I didn't like anything else he wrote... Sputnik Sweetheart was especially bad, in my opinion.

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7728 16:55


309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7728 23:03

We should keep the pre-teens in pubicles until they mature.

310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7729 19:40

I tried to bump the DEMANDING thread but I couldn't find a PGP client that was easy to use on OSX. It looks possible with Mail.app but I hate Mail.app.

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7729 22:33

I hate you, internet.

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7730 00:29

I hope someone likes our split.

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7730 01:40

Is it banana?

314 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7730 04:01

not the person you were replying to, but hard-boiled wonderland and wind-up bird were the only two notably good ones i've read. norwegian wood is ok (if you can deal with a protagonist that he's not even pretending isn't him). sputnik sweetheart wasn't very good; i agree.

315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7730 05:15

Obongo is fucking shit

316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7730 14:05

>>314 I definitely get the feeling that a lot of Murakami's protagonists are more or less him, even though I've only read a few of his works. I don't think it's a big deal, just funny.

I've heard a lot of people really didn't like 1Q84. Anyone read that?

317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7730 14:18

I read it a while back. I remember it as being fairly long and a bit rambly, but with some genuinely really nicely done parts to it.

318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7730 14:46

What's Kemal Atatürk's favorite drink?

Armenian geno-cider!

319 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7730 23:08

yeah in your FACE fagbutt

320 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7731 01:04

I want to punch anzu in her stupid smug FACE


321 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7731 12:59

Is it appropriate to have sex with the best friend?

322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7731 17:54


323 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7731 18:08

only if they're best girl

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7731 19:28

Only if you can get them to dress as a girl for you.

325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7731 22:55

Peni is the plural of penus. If you have a penus, or, goodness forbid, multiple peni, please report to the proper authorities immediately.

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7732 01:08

327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7732 04:34

I liked 1Q84 but it feels more like it's trying to be the kind of murakami that sells books than it is trying to be literature. I enjoyed it. The kind of murakami that sells books isn't so bad, and i'm a sucker for drawn out romance. I also was really isolated when i read it and i think that made it more relatable.

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7732 12:08

Define Spanish flu in terms of A and B.

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7732 20:52

There's something fishy about this carbonara.

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7733 05:21


331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7733 09:08

While Murakami's always maintained that fame is something he's not striving for I think he's embraced it quite readily.
1Q84 was one of the more mass-market books he's produced: surreal enough to entice but not enough to alienate, and with enough Western influence to appeal to his fans.

I don't think he's 'sold out'; rather, I think he's changing his style, pointing his intense emotional gaze outwards rather than inwards.

However Tsukuru Tazaki is just plain crap, and I'm disappointed in him.

332 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7733 12:51

And why should you be exempt?

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7733 14:44

I was about to post in /code/ but then I didn't.
Why is the intersection between programming interests and text boards always a shitfest?

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7733 15:41

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7733 20:17

From you according to your abilities,
To me according to my needs.

This Marx shit sounds pretty cush.

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7733 23:03

Do to others what others do to you.

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7734 12:46


338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7734 17:01

And here I thought "purple drank" referred to some sort of soda pop.

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7734 19:20

My pregnant sister (of >>/856 fame) is currently giving birth. It sounds gross and scary and I'm glad I'm several hundred miles away.

340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7734 20:55

I wish I had a massive penis
not even practical
just like
there it is
all weighty and huge
big enough to play baseball with when I'm hard

341 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7734 21:40

It's not the same except
While what I mean is that
Everything still changes.

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7734 21:46

Oh, looks like she's done spawning. I guess I'm an uncle now.

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7734 21:47

Get it up, and we'll get along.

344 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7735 14:27

Religious equality: all religions are equally bad.

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7735 14:51

A big poop came out of my butt.

346 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7735 16:22

I don't want to explode.

347 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7736 03:38

Why is it okay for US to support fighters in Syria, but it is not okay for Russia to do the same? Worse, US blindly supports various armed groups with whom it seemingly has similar goals now.
Next thing, Kurds will try to tear bits off Iraq and Turkey and it will be another "freedom fight".

348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7736 04:20

because russia is mean

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7736 05:10


350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7736 05:13


351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7736 12:35

I don't understand you.

352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7736 14:26

>>347 In the Kurds defense, the Turks I've met on IRC were pretty much filth.

353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7736 14:57

FUCK YEAH today's a good day

354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7736 15:36

Agreed, they are the worst laggers in video games.

355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7736 15:50

let's ∫.

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7736 15:51

Hopefully my boss still won't arrive today, cause I haven't done shit all week.

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7736 18:01

I took some cold medicine and now I feel woozy y'aaaaaalll

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7736 18:08

penis in the anus

359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7736 19:40

sleep and stop procrastinating you stupid fuck

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7736 23:07

>>359 sleepin's cheatin'

361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7737 00:23

I really wish meatspace would stop interfering with my update schedule.

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7737 03:38

I just bought a lego catalog from 1992 on ebay. Just to bring back some childhood memories, you know?

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7737 12:19

Waking up in the orphanage.

364 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7737 17:39

niggers tongue my anus

365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7737 21:20

No, my finger. It doesn't go through.

366 Name: 😽 : 1993-09-7739 03:28


367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7739 05:04


368 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7739 11:54

What the nutsack?

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7739 13:08

You piece of shit.

370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7739 17:38

If I unpin dqn and saovq, will I get more done?

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7739 19:20

No, unless you read old threads all the time. You'll probably wonder "Where did DQN go?" and you'll keep opening more and more tabs with it.

372 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7739 20:22

I had an idea for a thread while showering this morning, but I don't want to post it because I'm honestly afraid of what the rest of you would post in it.

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7740 08:14

what's the worst that could happen?

374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7740 11:07

>>372 Post your new thread idea in the new thread ideas thread. Sometimes* they become reality. Search the threads for'shark jump'.

*this happened once

375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7740 22:24

So, the USSR had a hammer and sickle. Apparently the DPRK has hammer, sickle and dildo.

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7740 23:31

I can't believe the Control Tower saga has come to an end...it was the greatest game I've ever had the honor of playing!

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7740 23:51

>>373 The worst? Finding out I'm not the most d-

you know, I've already said too much.

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7741 05:13

ITT we post our most depraved fantasies

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7741 12:37


380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7741 15:17

ITT the previous poster is fucking disgusting.

381 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7741 15:39


382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7741 16:45

my tummy hurts.

383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7741 18:45

At its heart, The Hobbit is really about a bunch of muscular hairy dudebros camping together and obsessing about jewelry.

384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7741 19:01

monkey cheese

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7741 19:51

>>384 Munky cheez!

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7741 20:39

But what about monkey banana?

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7742 04:30

Get a load of these fucking bunts!

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7742 19:34

suck the beef of my swollen scrotum

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7742 20:10

Actually, I am a tree.

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7742 23:29

Anyone else bored with this whole Feminism thing? It's all the same shit over and over and over.

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7743 00:14

I think there's still a long way to go toward gender equality.

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7743 02:53

Yeah, but when the guys finally catch up, then what?

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7743 06:25

I'm very sleepy.

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7743 19:06

You know what, Paypal? Keep my money for five days. Or seven. Hell, what about a month? It's not like I have rent to pay or bills or anything. And keep using the excuse that "banking regulations" require the hold for a whole week, even though none of your employees can explain what regulation requires that or why. I'm sure it's actually because of banking regulations and that you're not just making shit up.

I hope you get a stocking full of shit for Christmas, Paypal. Go fuck yourselves.

395 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7743 19:09

Get their debit card, whiny mcwhineybaby

396 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7743 19:17

>>390 I'm okay with it if we're talking about economic equality, glass ceiling and stuff like that. It's also legitimate if we're talking about horrific practices like female circumcision (although I'm against male circumcision as well, it's mutilation too, after all.)

What I'm sick of is the cultural equality issues tumblr SJW types love to talk about, like depictions of women in comics and video games. Apparently it's a lot more important that the rights of fictional characters are protected than those of actual people. Who cares if some consumers want games featuring all the female characters being busty and wearing skin-tight clothes or bikinis or whatever? Does that really hurt anyone? A lot of those consumers don't tend to leave the house that often anyway.

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7743 19:19

>>395 I don't want another card. Why don't you go fuck yourself as well?

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7743 21:57

Woah guy, calm down.

399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7744 00:16

Yeah PainPal is a load of bollocks. Wish more places would start taking Amazon Payments.

400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7744 01:20

You don't leave your fucking house, you asshole.

401 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7744 14:40

microsoft word? more like microsoft turd

402 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7744 20:35

First try to communicate with human.

403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7744 21:17


404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7744 23:18

Note to self, when the Easy Cheese starts making popping noises, it's only good for two or three more Triscuits worth of cheese food product before it makes a loud explosive farty noise and becomes useless.

405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7745 00:48

Th-- that's not true, I--

( *;_;)

406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7745 05:57

( ゚ ヮ゚) IT'S SNOWING!!

407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7745 07:09

SAoVQ + shitposting = DQN

408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7745 07:17

it's the same three or four guys on both boards, anyway
DQN is more fun but SAoVQ doesn't have the perpetually mistyped captcha that makes me want to punch kittens

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7745 09:31

DQN + unnecessary drama = SAoVQ

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7745 10:56

GJ proving your own point.

411 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7745 15:28


412 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7745 17:00

Just the letter f.

413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7745 17:22

Where the fuck is my cardigan?

414 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7745 20:43


415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7745 21:23

What? My cardigan is in the highest occupied molecular orbital? What are you talking about?

416 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7746 00:15

"But really, you've just been fooled, like biting into chocolate-covered shit."

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7746 05:09

shut up, faggot

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7746 10:27

I need to get an oil change but I don't feel like going to the mechanic, especially when he will try to rip me off and claim that something expensive is broken even when it's not

419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7746 13:43

The human body was not made for shift work.

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7746 18:09

It's already too late.

421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7747 12:11

I wish I had a sandwich or something to go with this.

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7747 12:40

How does existence feel for the rest of you?

423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7747 14:13

0. Be next to vehicle

  1. Remove oil
  2. Dispose of oil
  3. Get new oil
  4. Put new oil in vehicle

424 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7747 15:54


425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7747 19:16

Yes, I can see why that inebriated 14th century troubadour would be so fond of this here dough. Eh?

426 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7747 20:11


427 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7747 20:50

No! It's impossible! There aren't even any x-1 terms in any of the equations!

428 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7748 15:29

I really hope nobody in this library is looking over their shoulder at my screen.

429 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7749 04:28

It smells like dust and moonlight.

430 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7749 04:49

my penis hurts

431 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7749 12:28

Sometimes I think about starting a blog but then I remember that no one would care about what I have to say and that no one reads blogs anymore anyway.

432 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7749 13:15

433 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7749 17:42

An occluded front... in my heart.

434 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7750 00:41

I fully condone playing with knives.

435 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7750 16:21

I'm envious of its owner in a strange way. I'm stuck in my house instead.

436 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7750 16:50

Equilibrium is for boring people.

437 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7750 20:14

I'm failing a class.

438 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7750 21:05

Where is Sandoval?

439 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7751 04:18

Why not

440 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7751 06:54

So this one time on another board a guy drew a sword that was meant to be an "Elf Rapier" but when he labeled it he missed the "i".

Just felt like sharing.

441 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7751 17:21

I think I might've won.

442 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7751 21:21

I'm eating a cute girl's homemade fudge.

443 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7751 21:59

>>442 admit it, you made that sound lewd on purpose.

444 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7751 22:05

I had a cute girl eat my nachos.

445 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7751 22:11

I did! And I'd do it again!

446 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7752 05:14

when you use > to quote someone in IRC it kind of looks like a fish

><%faggot> I am a faggot

447 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7752 07:27

><J e s u s>

448 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7752 17:12

Although I'm against abortion on principle, I'm actually fine with liberals having all the abortions they can. KILL ALL THE LIBERAL BABIES, LIBERALS!

449 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7752 17:44

On what principle?

450 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7752 17:54

>>449 They're pro babykilling, so I'm encouraging them to live the dream :)

451 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7752 18:06

No, I mean, on what principle are you against abortion? I'm curious.

452 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7752 18:13

I can't condone killing babies.

453 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7752 19:27

Can someone talk shit about Deeprak Chopra? I ebjoy it.

454 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7752 20:18

>>453 That asshole stole my television!

455 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7752 21:31

I need a vasectomy.

456 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7752 21:34

Go away Shii.

457 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7752 22:07

access control lists

458 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7752 23:58

What the hell is that sound?

459 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7753 04:59

it was I, DIO

460 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7753 09:18

bronson should be renamed tom hardy's penis flopping around becasue that's all it was

also tahnaks scotch you were grewt

461 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7753 11:31

Strange things lurk beneath my bed.

462 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7753 13:31

Oh, man! Fast cars are going about Abu Dhabi in the final GP of this year!

463 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7753 13:33

Are you really satisfied with such a pathetic state of affairs, or have you only convinced yourself that you are?

464 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7753 16:05

Grey is not gay in any sense of the word, so don't spell it like it is.

465 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7753 19:28

Gery Oak is not gay in any sense of the word, so don't spell him like he is.

466 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7753 22:38

Tomorrow has been cancelled.

467 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7754 00:38

There's no shame.

468 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7754 20:19

Nerd-sniped by Nintendo.

469 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7755 01:40

The adventure starts, and then off you go!

470 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7755 18:05

Life is the most beautiful and most terrifying thing I know of.

471 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7755 18:23

I haven't slept for ten days because that would be too long

472 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7755 19:48


473 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7755 19:57

What's the point in a circle?

474 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7755 21:21

Well, that's just ____.

475 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7755 21:28


476 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7756 04:15

Chinese dentist time, Tooth-hurty

477 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7756 04:15

Attempting to disprove my immortality would be illegal.

(captcha: shreck)

478 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7756 13:49


479 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7756 16:04

The Unholy Citadel has silently vanished back into the roiling mists from whence it came...

480 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7756 18:52

Do not go quietly from that citadel, fight fight against the dying of the bees.

481 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7756 20:00

I'm looking forward to that particular girl telling me she hates me.

482 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7756 20:28

But how? How can we fight for something that never existed?

483 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7756 21:37

How can we not fight for something that never existed? It's a better holyland than Mecca or Zion.

484 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 04:03

masturbating to American Apparel ads: it's easier than you'd think

485 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 04:11

>>484 legalize gay ;)

486 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 05:06

I will conquer Arcanus

487 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 05:26

Sometimes I wonder if Mike Matei is using makeup in these videos or if it's just weird lighting

488 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 05:31

I wonder if I'm the only socially awkward loser who loves to cruise around for fun at late at night. I don't even go anywhere specifically, I just drive for the sake of driving.

489 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 06:00

cram it in the stink

490 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 08:00

I read a creepy comment on an ASMR video so I clicked the link to the guy's Youtube profile so I could see what other kinds of things he'd been up to. Just looking for red flags, because I'm bored, can't sleep, and I'm fascinated with weird people.
Turns out he hasn't uploaded anything at all, but he likes ASMR videos. Nothing but ASMR videos. No music. No funny videos. No Let's Plays. No viral "fail" videos. No anything. He only "likes" ASMR videos on Youtube. Nothing else at all.
His "Discussion" section on his profile showed a comment from an ASMR video uploader thanking him for his comment. Apparently he leaves lots of these long-winded, creepy comments about how much he adores "ASMRtists" (people who make ASMR recordings).
So this guy really, really likes ASMR. I kind of like ASMR, but this guy loves it. Not in a healthy way. In an I-feel-uncomfortable-looking-at-this-guy's-red-flag-filled-profile kind of way.
I did some more investigation. He had a link to a blog. I clicked it.
So many giant walls of text, one of which was about divorce.
I didn't even read it all. It was just so incoherent and pointlessly long.
But I did realize something.
This guy didn't watch ASMR videos for relaxation.
He wanted to simulate pillow talk.
He missed his wife.
He probably couldn't take being alone anymore. Divorce must be tough.
I wonder if he wears headphones when he goes to sleep.
Maybe he starts up an ASMR video and listens to it in bed, pretending it's his wife.
Maybe he pretends that he isn't divorced.
I feel so sad for this guy.

491 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 12:38

Urban Dictionary says this stands for "Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response".


492 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 13:13

I am such a treehugger.

493 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 13:17

I always have trouble remembering if "high ID" or "low ID" is the good one on eMule. Can't they just say "port open" or "port closed"?

494 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 16:20

Well, you're about to have the time of your life.
Protip: Japanese lewd ASMR is best ASMR.

Do people even use that still?

495 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 17:00

Do I even deserve these cranberries?

496 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 18:03

Someone needs to show him the movie Her.

497 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 18:36

Re: 491
Well I went and looked at this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4z1FeYcD5g
Not because I'm into nurse/medical stuff but just because I liked her makeup. I'm still not sure I get it, is this supposed to psyche me out into feeling sensations or something?

Well, at least it's not that "hypnotize me into a faggot" stuff I guess. And it's probably more genuinely pleasant than lying in bed listening to Mr. Creepypasta et al like I usually do.

Re: 493
Approximately 358,400 of them according to the report on the status bar. How accurate that actually is, fuck if I know. Anyway you're missing out. I think the person that got it most aptly was the one that said BitTorrent is good for new/mainstream stuff, while eMule is better for old/obscure stuff but you wait longer to download. It's certainly the best oldschool filesharing thing out of any that I know of; Gnutella is full of fakes and spam these days, Gnutella2 was only ever really supported by Shareaza and we all know Shareaza kind of sucks, IRC has its diehards but you have to be in the know to get to the good channels, and some people swear by Usenet but paying for server access to pirate stuff seems like defeating the purpose and getting things as a godzillion split up .rar pieces is retarded.

As an aside, I'm still kind of astounded that BitTorrent did as well as it has. I remember thinking when it first came out "So we're going to trade P2P networking for centralization on an openly displayed website that acts as a single point of failure to be taken down? That's like the stupidest thing ever." I guess the "hey bro we only index these files, not distribute them" defense works, somehow, most of the time.

498 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 18:37

"edit: sorry for double post"
About 413,000 results (0.73 seconds)

499 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 21:10

It feels like one of my teeth has moved slightly out of place, yet it's not loose in the slightest. Or is it that my tongue has gotten bigger?

500 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 21:26

What do you call fantasy that isn't like LotR or Conan or fairy tales but is just plain weird and trippy, sort of like Alice in Wonderland or Super Mario Bros.? With shrooms everywhere and made-up creatures that aren't lifted from old myths or Tolkien?

Somehow I don't think "stoner fantasy" is quite right.

501 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 22:47

Surrealist fiction, maybe? Speaking of which, I just started watching Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita. It's utterly bizarre, in the best way possible.

502 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 04:30

A man's penis in my butthole.

503 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 07:13

big juicy dicks

504 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 07:25

Bored and unemployed 20-something young men will join up with whichever radical political movement of the week has the coolest marching songs. It happened with everyone from the Jacobins to the Nazis to the Islamic State.

]]]]]] kind of looks like a row of staples.

505 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 14:06

I just misheard the lyrics "fiddle's cries" as "Friedel-Crafts".

506 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 15:39

I thought Gnutella was dead.

507 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 16:50

saleel sawarim

508 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 23:15

winter is bumming

509 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7759 00:12

Wait for the first train!

510 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7759 01:08

I want to drive but I don't want to clear the snow and ice off of my car

511 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7759 02:19

Too bad crossplay isn't a more properly searched term in google.

512 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7759 04:17

Are MMORPGs even a thing anymore? I feel like they're not as popular as single player games now.

513 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7759 04:28

I think the genre has tended to move into the F2P ghetto these days. Wartune comes to mind.

514 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7759 05:43

I just want to feel.

515 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7759 08:44

I love the song Kimchi Holocaust by The Shock Technician

516 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7759 09:40


517 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7759 12:56

Yogul-yum with multi-parts SO YOU DIE! Oh grobbly!

518 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7759 14:06

My lab partner claims she has a hibernating butterfly in her bathroom. I'm very jealous.

519 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7759 16:35

It's been more than three days and the citadel has not been rebuilt yet. Jesus has failed us.

520 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7759 17:31

I'm taking care of my friends pet snail for a week.
It's real easy because all it does is sleep, or maybe it's dead.

521 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7759 19:21

cultivating zits just to be able to pop them

522 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7759 22:28

It's been up for a day and a half.

523 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7760 00:58

You know just as well as the little squirrel what's wrong.

524 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7760 01:40

I want to drink and smoke while my imouto and her friends are bakas.

525 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7760 02:46

The older I get, the less I think of anything but sex.

526 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7760 03:58

I need a significantly bigger dick.

527 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7760 04:23

I'm a [flower] looking for [rain].

528 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7760 11:02

You're a cold hearted monster, Onii-chan!

529 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7760 17:56

When I was quite young, I learned from my father that an amusingly biblical way to refer to someone who has sex with animals is "sodomite". I chuckled about it a bit and then went on my merry way, too polite to actually try and call anyone a biblical pigfucker.

Eventually I'd tell that same thing to a friend who wasn't. It must've been bizarre for him to have accused his own mother of a lifestyle of buttsex.

530 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7760 18:00


531 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7760 20:15

Dear Youtube,
If I just finished watching part 1 of a video series, don't recommend parts 3, 7, 8, and 12. I want to see part 2 next.
That's generally how it works.

532 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7760 20:37

They made cross-posting illegal in afghanistan.

533 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7761 00:59

The most nihilistic of tea parties.

534 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7761 01:01

crackers sitting over here

535 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7761 01:52

Dijkstra's Algorithm
Dike Struh's Al Gore Rhythm

536 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7761 02:39

man I don't even wanna get up and rinse this thing out

537 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7761 03:09

gaaaaaa i have to piss but i don't want to go to the bathroom its really fuckin cold in there

538 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7761 07:15

death and meaningless

539 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7761 09:09

if I stopped posting all of my random thoughts on the internet and instead wrote them on paper, I'd have written a book by now.

540 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7761 14:05

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541 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7761 15:38

I flushed the toilet...right?

542 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7761 15:53

that is how people get really ill dude

543 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7761 16:44

Don't pass out, don't pass out, don't p--
God damn it.

544 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7761 17:04

>>543 how did you type god damn it if you were passed out are you a wizard

545 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7761 20:00

jenny death when

546 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7761 20:51

This bastard is using up all my internet!

547 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7761 20:58

I have a dream-machine interface.

548 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7762 00:42

"holy - that's two shots to his balls, he should have been dead"

549 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7762 01:17

snuggling with someone and talking about nothing in particular
and then you wake up and realize you're a loner

550 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7762 01:28


There is "click to center" but no "click to toss seeds"

551 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7762 03:11

Zardoz does not approve of your seed-launching intentions.

552 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7762 06:52

the style of posting on this board is surprisingly nuanced

553 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7762 11:53

What strange organs.

554 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7762 12:50

My 愛情 doesn't 届く.

555 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7762 14:47

I see cameras like this posted in places I hang out all the time but I never know how people find them.
Also it appears the bird has either escaped or died.

556 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7763 08:40

I am such a masochist.

557 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7763 09:20

I want to be verbally abused by the Reimu vocalist from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-oaDP_aBjU

558 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7763 14:16

Which one is supposed to be Reimu? The deep-voiced one?

559 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7763 14:53

>>555 inurl:"viewerframe?mode="

beware of the obviously dumb links

560 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7763 16:36

The high-pitched one. The one with the deeper voice is supposed to be Marisa and actually sounds a lot like how I always imagined her.

561 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7763 19:58

562 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7764 05:46

Is conservative-kun a false flag operation to turn everyone liberal or does he just have autism?

563 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7764 06:03

my teeth hurt and it's very distracting.

564 Name: (╯︵╰,) : 1993-09-7764 07:18

I will never know why the universe exists or if there are other dimensions

565 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7764 11:03

Don't lose hope, >>564. Maybe they'll prove string theory in your lifetime.

566 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7764 11:29

how do blind people call the police

567 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7764 14:26


568 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7764 15:41

Typically the number 5 has a mark on a phonepad, so you can phone 911 without watching.
How do deaf people use the phone though?

569 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7764 20:11

They shout and ask the other end to do likewise.

570 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7764 21:25

they text

571 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7764 22:22

What is that child doing alone?

572 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7764 23:00

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. Together we can stop this. Please spread the word ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

573 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7764 23:02

( ͡ ° ͜ʖ͡ ° )アフリカ、微小なパスで60秒ごとに。一緒に私たちはこれを停止することができます。 ( ͡ ° ͜ʖ͡ ° )を広めてください

574 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7765 00:16

Better make it ambiguous just in case.

575 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7765 01:59

then how do they use smartphones?

576 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7765 04:51

horseradish cheese

577 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7765 11:05

I hope Wik is still alive

578 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7765 11:44

jews jews jews jews jews jews jews

579 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7765 12:49

Hitler was the last person to be as bad as (or worse than) Hitler.

580 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7765 13:25

I like this thread.

581 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7765 15:52

So much for anime, huh?

582 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7765 16:12

Yes, SO MUCH for anime.
So much loli, anime is saved.

583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7765 17:23

Hitler wasn't so bad; he killed Hitler.

584 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7765 19:33

What would it take to fix the captcha in Kareha? I don't know why it's so broken and I don't know Perl, and I don't know anyone who knows Perl.

585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7765 19:37

Elecrtrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey, Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly, Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree!! Venomoth, Poliwag, Golduck, Ivysaur, Grimer, Victrebell, Moltres, Nidoking, Farfetch, Jigglypuff, Kingler, Rhyhorn, Clefable Wigglytuff! Zubat, Primeape, Meowth, Onix, Geodude, Rapidash, Magneton, Snorlax, Gengar, Tangela, Goldeen, Spearow, Weezing, Seel, Gyarados, Slowbro!! Kabuto, Persian, Paras, Horsea, Raticate, Magnemite, Kadabra, Weepinbel, Ditto, Cloyster, Caterpie, Sandshrew, Bulbasaur, Charmander, Golem, Pikachu! Alakazam, Doduo, Venonat, Machoke, Kankaskhan, Hypno, Electrabuzz, Flareon, Blastoise, Polywhirl, Oddish, Drowzee, Raichu, Ndoqueen, Bellsprout, Starmie! Metapod, Marowak, Kakuna, Clefairy, Dodrio, Seadra, Vileplume, Krabby, Lickitung, Tauros, Weedle, Nidoran, Machop, Sheller, Porygon, Hitmonchan! Articuno, Jynx, Nidorina, Beedrill, Haunter, Squirtle, Chansey, Parasect, Execute, Muk, Dewgong, Pidgeotto, Lapras, Vulpix, Rhydon!
Charizard, Machamp, Pinser, Koffing, Dugtrio, Staryu, Magikarp, Ninetails, Ekans Omastar, Scyther, Tentacool, Dragonair, Magmar! Sandslash, Hitmonlee, Psyduck, Arcanine, Eevee, Exegutor, Kabutops, Zapdos, Dratini, Growlithe, Mr. Mime, Cubone, Graveler, Voltorb, Gloom. Charmeleon, Wartortle, Mewtwo, Tentacruel, Aerodacylt, Omanyter, Slow Poke, Pidgoet, Arbok!

586 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7765 19:57

In what way is it broken? The only thing I can think of is that after posting something you have to wait for that page to finish loading before getting a new captcha.

587 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7765 20:37

Ugh I want to fuck a fatty so bad

588 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7765 20:57

Today's a pretty shit day.

589 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7766 00:34

couldn't post for like a day due to messed up captcha
thanks /dqn/

590 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7766 00:44

Do we need to stage an intervention?

591 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7766 04:12

you little whore...sradish

592 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7766 04:38

Also it sometimes contains spaces, but that's about it, and if it doesn't work you can use your wizard powers to refresh it.

593 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7766 05:17

a brassy and off-key version of Ultimate Truth and non-verbal fantasies of watching the cherry blossoms with Youmu

594 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7766 09:29

You don't know just how close you came.

595 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7766 10:18

today was a good day, I didn't even have to use my AK.

596 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7766 13:19

Find WAHa.06x36, he should be on the internet somewhere. I think even saw him on twitter once (but I don't use that platform). He probably knows Perl, he wrote Kareha.

Try hitting reply twice then going back after "incorrect captcha" page – BAM! – you get the same captcha which won't work. It takes a whole minute before you can refresh captcha unless you cheat in JS console.

597 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7766 13:20

Limiting pokerap to the first generation saddens espeon community.

598 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7766 14:36

I loled out loud

599 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7766 15:08

Big trouble in little vagina

600 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7766 16:04

There seem to be some spam bots on SAoVQ now. I'm beginning to understand why /dqn/ has captcha now.

601 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7766 16:47

I am teh 0n3.

602 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7766 19:02

How can I stop being so existentialist?

603 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7766 20:53

There can't be many people who've both read Anna Karenina and played Dwarf Fortress.

604 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7766 20:58

I just got better internet. Not that you can tell over wifi.

605 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7766 21:01

"What is the irregular plural of cow?" Well, thanks to vampire fiction I correctly guessed this immediately.

606 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7766 23:00

Jhonas Enroth

607 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7766 23:02

Would he go to bed if I was a girl?

608 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7766 23:17

Trying out SlimBoat browser and suddenly DQN is blue.

609 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7766 23:33

I think he just needs to be sleepy.

610 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7767 00:06

I didn't read Anna Karenina even though it was required in school, but I played Dwarf Fortress a little.

611 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7767 00:28

I feared as much. Guess I'll have to try and slip some powdered sleeping pills into his cup ramen then...

612 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7767 00:58

You are just trying to pacify your hyperactive friend, aren't you? There isn't going to be a penetration or anything, right?

613 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7767 01:00

I've never played Dwarf Fortress but I have read Anna Karenina.

614 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7767 03:12


615 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7767 04:36

the big bang started when I was born and will end when I die

616 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7767 05:14

some day humans will build robots capable of feeling pain, not because they should, but because they can

617 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7767 10:12

A big bang started nine months before you born. Then there was a period called "Dark Ages" until the babby was formed.

618 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7767 11:37

>>594 who me

619 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7767 17:49

Homegrown lotus.

620 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7767 21:33

Stop my bowels

621 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7767 23:26

If you want to dress up like a girl and solve some differential equations, you dress up like a girl and solve some differential equations.

622 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7768 01:05

What about dressing like a dog and solving linear algebra problems?

623 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7768 01:23

Why the hell would you want to do that?

624 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7768 01:32


625 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7768 01:35

knotty dog

626 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7768 03:09


627 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7768 04:31

I don't understand life.

628 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7768 07:24

character class: installation wizard

629 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7768 08:11

Nikita Khrushchev
Josip on Deck
free association

630 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7768 08:32

Whenever I have experienced free association, everything has been associated to the phrase ``Am I done with this free association thing yet?''

631 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7768 08:33

Did I say Jhonas Enroth already? If not, Jhonas Enroth. If I did, disregard this post (though it may be too late)

I'm pretty good looking btw.

632 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7768 08:58

You have an ego that needs prompt removal. I have some instructions for you that require a coat hanger and a bic lighter. Do you have these things handy?

633 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7768 12:15

Sorry, I don't know how to solve the universe.

634 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7768 14:03

i am glad to see my great friends here even though none if you are my friends... thank you friends..

635 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7768 15:08

Sunday is the worst day.

636 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7768 18:57

t-tsunday doesn't like you either b-baka.

637 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7768 19:09

I'm the cleverest motherfucker alive. Nobody else will think of putting game data at the end of ROM.
Nobody's probably stupid enough to set up the pointer by munging the bin with sed either, but whatever.

638 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7768 19:58

To fall in love with anyone is silly when at any moment they could be split open like an overripe pomegranate to reveal all the organs, fluids, membranes and substrates within which they would then be unrecognisable. It only makes sense to fall in love with these very structures and patterns first, and accept the outer appearance, behaviour, emotions and so on as irrelevant fluff.

639 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7768 19:59

I wish you were here.

640 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7768 21:08

The universe is so vast that it's likely that life exists elsewhere. However, because we haven't been contacted yet, it's likely that other forms of life aren't as advanced as we are. We have done some basic space travel and we're getting better at it all the time, despite budget cuts to NASA. SpaceX is showing we don't need government space programs to get to outer space.

People have always assumed that aliens will invade us. But in all likelihood, WE will be the invaders. WE will be the ones doing anal probes on other planets.

WE are the aliens. WE are the people who will have flying saucers.


641 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7768 21:19

I would recommend you head on to GuroChan, but I'm not even sure if GuroChan still exists.

642 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7768 22:07


643 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7768 23:42


644 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7769 00:39

It still exists, just had three admin switches and domain changes in half as many years.

645 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7769 00:56

I'm really happy that there are two interactive story threads, I honestly find it very therapeutic!

646 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7769 01:22

It says "heineken quality" but I don't know if my hiney can get any more quality???

647 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7769 01:40

I can't wait to be an ayy lmao

648 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7769 01:46

Disney World is far more superior than Universal Studios.

649 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7769 01:58

I used to live a few miles away from Universal. I did not like it.

650 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7769 05:31

Earth is such an ugly name for such a beautiful thing.

651 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7769 08:25

Pomegranates look really weird inside, I was shocked the first time I opened one.

652 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7769 08:26

Also the word "grenade" in English and lots of other languages comes from "pomegranate", it turns out.

653 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7769 08:30



ugh don't remind me about my networking homework

654 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7769 11:23

Anime Israel

655 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7769 13:32

this would be pure bliss if he didn't keep sneezing in my face

656 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7769 14:06

I want "heavy load" sign to be printed on my hat, on the front of my t-shirt and on my pants on both sides.

657 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7769 14:24

a visual novel with routes that do not have good endings at all, no matter what you do
not all relationships work out

658 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7769 14:26

cut yourself on occam's razor

659 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7769 15:44

Please breathe.

660 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7769 16:34

I also want "Tier 1 Operator" printed at the exact same places except for hat. That one should read "Blunt object is a weapon".

661 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7769 17:45

Kururu wwwww

662 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7769 20:46


663 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7770 00:16

"He'd be looking for his teeth two blocks up on Queer Street."

... I wonder if "Queer Street" is supposed to be a euphemism for the rectum.

664 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7770 08:37

I really do wonder sometimes.

665 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7770 09:54


666 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7770 09:59

9 of 11 people found the following review helpful

667 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7770 13:17

Holy shit the CAPTCHA over at 4chan really sucks horsedick now. I think that's it for me.

668 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7770 13:49

It doesn't even work for me on my GNU/Linux machine because I don't have flash. This might be the final push I needed to abandon that cesspit once and for all.

669 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7770 14:51

It collects a lot of information about your computer now too.

670 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7770 15:58

Wow, people still go on 4chan?

671 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7770 16:05

Less and less, but for a long time I was almost addicted to the instant gratification of hitting the "update" button and immediately seeing new posts in a thread I was following. I think it's the same reason a lot of people are still there.

672 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7770 16:49


673 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7770 22:28

My dwarves, my precious dwarves.

674 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7771 06:36


675 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7771 10:39

read the terms of service
it doesn't say how it does it, but it does collect a lot of stuff

676 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7771 14:06

Apparently there's a porno called "Whores D'oeurvre". Classy!

677 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7771 17:23

A girlfriend? I wouldn't know what to do with it.

678 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7771 18:12

"Starring Harry Goaz"

Huh huh huh huh huh, hey Beavis, he said "Harry Goaz", huh huh huh

679 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7772 12:02

Dammit, I really need to start packing.

680 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7772 12:43


681 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7772 14:26

train ASMR

682 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7772 14:39

Sweet potatoes.

683 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7772 19:07


684 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7772 21:54

listening to trap music ironically

685 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7773 05:24

i can't write this proposal. i'm going to spend the rest of my life wallowing in mediocrity instead.

686 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7773 06:31

I was really disappointed when I found out that trap music isn't music about cute boys wearing girl's clothes.

687 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7773 07:06

I've just given up entirely on trying to have privacy in the digital realm.
There are backdoors in encryption, backdoors in open source software, backdoors in systemd, backdoors in proprietary software, backdoors or workarounds in everything.
I'm just going to give up. I'm going to live my life assuming that someone can and is monitoring me. Maybe not personally, but with software that analyzes what I'm doing with massive storage in the Utah Data Center and advanced algorithms determining what my data means and what to do with it.
The dystopian future is here to stay and it'll never get better.
At least I can hope for a nuclear winter.
Even though things are bad and they'll never get better, at least I can hope for destruction. The world is shit. It no longer deserves to exist.

688 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7773 10:34


689 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7773 10:39


690 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7773 17:37

Good encryption, implemented properly, works. If you have found backdoors in FOSS code, prove it by reporting it. (Though I'm staying away from systemd myself as well.)


691 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7773 17:40

>>686 Ditto

692 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7773 17:44

>>687 I agree, I've been writing really rude letters to Kim Jong-un and signing them from David Cameron in the hope he gets mad and bombs him/us

693 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7773 22:56


694 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7773 23:10


695 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7773 23:18

Everything is terrifying all the time.

696 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7773 23:39

"A lot of these are just a penis. This one is Spider-Man's penis."

697 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7774 01:05

I mean, all I've done today is hurriedly pack half my worldly belongings into a suitcase, travel piecewise a couple of hundred miles and then spend a few hours kludging my computer into a usable state - and it's already bedtime! Where does the time go?

698 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7774 08:45

Where did you go?

699 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7774 08:49

They gay homo hotel

700 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7774 12:25

To the distant North, where the sun barely rises, where it is too cold to snow, and where there are no hotels - not even for gay homos.

701 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7774 13:22

stay off the table you little shit goddamn

702 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7774 14:53

Shitting on the table is unhygienic.

703 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7774 15:46

Deep Q Network

704 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7774 15:51

If you wrote a book, I would eat it up.

705 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7774 16:10

As in, literally masticate the pages?

706 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7774 16:11

Yes, literally. Of course. What else would I mean? Read it and enjoy it? Pfft, no. Everything is literal. All of the time.

707 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7774 19:33

/code/ is being spammed ):
It's pretty low-traffic though. We could just have a [PROGRAMMING][PART 0x01] thread here and it might get more love.

708 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7775 12:08

who needs /code/ when there's progrider.org/prog/

709 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7775 13:11

now my armpits smell like dick

710 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7775 13:13

Because it reeks of world4chan.

711 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7775 18:58

You say that like it's a bad thing.
Are you seriously going to be elitist about a site with a thread like "[Part the first] The previous poster is a turd [Poopy]"?

712 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7775 19:18

that feel when you're too tall and manly to be a trap

713 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7775 19:21

714 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7775 20:06

 (ツ'´ ̄ `'(ツ
  | |_」L」|」   That thread was a spam thread.
  |(i」゚ ー゚ソ」 < Probably from world4chan.
  |_/i}笊i匸})  If you didn't know that's okay, but please leave VIPPER.

715 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7775 20:40

No, I posted that, you judgemental nit.

I just wanted to post a thread that rhymed with the bird one.

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7775 22:12

Anyone can pass for a girl if it's pitch black and they don't move or talk.

717 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7775 22:17

I just want to rub my dick on a cute 2d girl's thighs and armpits. Is that so much to ask?

718 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7776 00:01

I had bad sushi and now I feel sick

719 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7776 01:26

Go to bed early and sleep in late.

720 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7776 05:03

A manly octopus taking a bath.

721 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7776 05:41

A manly octopus fucking your wife.

722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7776 09:59

I left /prog/ because it was more spam, tired old memes and unrelenting hatred than programming discussion. Staying there was turning me into a total prick. An exodus board appears and, lo and behold, it's more of the same; only with less people asking for C++ help because they saw the board on the front page of 4chan.
I'm not trying to be elitist because of where it's from. I just have a working shitfilter.

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7776 10:48

I still feel sick

724 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7776 12:12

the problem with gun control is that the people who want to take away your guns won't give up theirs.

725 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7776 14:52

>>722 I've given up on Prague boards completely. The only on topic discussion I ever had was someone trying to convince me that code golf and premature optimization were a good things.

726 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7776 18:13

I think it's time to drop a bomb or a few on OPEC members. An A-bomb.

727 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7776 19:08

I'm all out of practice.

728 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7776 21:39


729 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7776 22:35

Dr. Eggman, to be exact.

730 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7777 01:10

I am building a harem.

731 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7777 04:09

It's days like this that I love my job.

732 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7777 04:20


But who is the walrus?

733 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7777 05:48

Do you want a bath first or dinner or me?

734 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7777 05:49

Bread goes in
A dead lizard comes out
I can't explain it
It is one of this world's magical mysteries

735 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7777 11:34

I'm going to do it.

736 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7777 13:01

Do it man, you have got nothing to lose!

737 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7777 15:46

I want to have you in the bath while eating dinner.

738 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7777 18:04

it's ok to want extra suace

739 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7777 19:14

I shoulda taken the money.

740 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7777 21:15

what on earth am i going to try to make a ringtone out of this time...

741 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7777 22:08

Happy 7777th! I'm drunk.

742 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7777 22:17

Well-hung demonesses. vc:yume

743 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7777 22:22


744 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7777 22:37

So many rotting mutilated corpses, so little time.

745 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7777 22:37


746 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7778 10:37

fancy words to make me sound smart

747 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7778 16:24

Eating pistachios pistachios at work~~

748 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7778 17:04

I should've put "faint" in the name.

749 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 00:07

Dammit, we should've tried for >>777 on the 7777th! It would've been within our grasp!

750 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 00:42

I thought it was 髪切る, not 噛み切る.

751 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 00:46

I made a couple dubs posts on a few western text boards and now there seem to be a few other shitposters who have caught on and are now also engaging in dubs shitposting.
I feel bad now.

752 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 03:10

SAoVQ in particular seems to be inundated with shitposting right now. It doesn't seem to have really reached us here, or maybe it's just that being inundated with shitposting is the normal state of dqn.

753 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 12:06

Two dimensions is enough for anyone.

754 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 17:18

256 colors is enough for anyone

755 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 17:58

640K is enough for anyone.

756 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 19:06

"I've said some stupid things and some wrong things, but not that. No one involved in computers would ever say that a certain amount of memory is enough for all time."

757 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 19:28

I can't take that stupid stallman's free software song out of my head fuck.
it's like stallman himself is singing in his raspy voice on my head.

758 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 20:06

stallman is a qt

759 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 22:04

Remember when websites had actual writing instead of clickbait SEO garbage?

760 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 22:41

Mercenery hoplites!

761 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 23:22

It's your fault.

762 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 23:45

I did it.
I actually did it.
I emailed Nanahira.

763 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 23:52

Did you tell her she's an ugly bitch who's ruining denpa by making generic moe-pop and calling it denpa

764 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 00:05

Christ, who pissed in your breakfast cereal?

765 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 04:25

a man with two dicks meets a man with two assholes

766 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 05:12

Nanahira pissed in my favorite musical genre

767 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 05:33

768 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 14:49

8 dicks

769 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 16:08

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt that you're actually trying to convey your opinion, not just trying to get a rise out of someone.

First of all, if you really think moé denpa is somehow not "true" denpa, I'd invite you to take a look at the most recent seasonal release list, noting just how much of it is the over-the-top saccharine sort - and how little has anything to do with Nanahira. Secondly, though I suppose it is a matter of opinion, and it's certainly true that not everything she's been a part of has been a masterpiece, I disagree that her works are "generic moe-pop". To give a few counterexamples: A杯, Ready Go!, Existence.

And frankly, if you really are so fond of it, you should be well aware that denpa is not a genre.

If you don't like Nanahira's work, or even her as a person, that's absolutely fine; I don't mind. Similarly, if you feel so strongly that you're going to be rude about it, that's fine too. But you're still just plain wrong.

770 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 17:19

What's that denpa thing? Is it a nerd thing for nerds?

771 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 17:21

I just saw my boss' thong. This thing is going to permeate my mind for a few hours.

772 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 17:29

>If you don't like Nanahira's work, or even her as a person, that's absolutely fine; I don't mind. Similarly, if you feel so strongly that you're going to be rude about it, that's fine too. But you're still just plain wrong.

▉▉▉▉▉┈┈┈▕▂▂▂▏ SICK
▉▉▉▉▉┈┈┈▕▂▂▂▏ BURN

773 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 17:37

If police used armed drones in the future, terrorists will stop being suicide bombers and start learning to program.
They will repurpose armed police robots and drones and make them attack civilians.

774 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 18:11

>I'd invite you to take a look at the most recent seasonal release list, noting just how much of it is the over-the-top saccharine sort

That's because at some point "denpa" became interchangeable with "over-the-top saccharine moe pop". Denpasong is not just EDM for lolicons, it's about the feeling of dissociation and jiltedness where everything is cockeyed and upside-down but you can't help but to like it and even embrace it. It's supposed to feel like that same kind of bipolar oddly comfortable uncomfortableness like you just drank way too much cough syrup.

775 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 18:14

Denpasong fell into the same trap a lot of other similar genres did where newcomers mistook ironic self-parody for sincerity. It's supposed to be listened to through a veil of detached irony.

776 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 18:31

Also denpa is not a genre but denpasong is.

777 Name: Mr. 777 GET likes to 777 GET : 1993-09-7780 19:06

My favourite denpasong song song is 水橋ジェラシックパーク by miko from 東方アゲハ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSQjQ-FNuvsis this denpa? heeee toho

778 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 19:09

>>777 it's the bit from 3:40 I like best, up to the scary drop at 4:00

779 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 19:49

The problem with a lot of alternative image boards is that once they get like 5+ regular users, they start circlejerking (usually in IRC, or occasionally with tripcodes) and then ban new people who don't agree with everything they do.

And then they wonder why they aren't popular.

If you ban new people, and make it clear that you don't like new people, you're not going to get new people.

780 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 22:22

I wouldn't know.

781 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 22:33

But this is an alternative messageboard!

782 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 23:16

I am tired and acidic.

783 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7781 03:08


784 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7781 03:55

It's not an image board though. For whatever reason, alt image boards seem to have more anal mods and cliques. /dqn/ and /saovq/ are pretty nice.

785 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7781 05:11

This song I'm listening to, "Results" from the Super Famicom game soundtrack "Super Power League", composed by Masakatsu Maekawa, is really nice.

786 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7781 08:37


787 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7781 09:49

I'm out of Mountain Dew so I'm stuck drinking peach soda. It's not bad but...

788 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7781 10:25


>Mountain Dew


789 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7781 12:45

Agreed, tripcode users are the bane of any community. 95% of them are less informed, useful or even funny in any way compared to an average posting anonymous user. And most of those 95% attribute themselves to the 5%.

790 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7781 18:43

At long last, I have the frilly dress I always wanted.

791 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7781 21:47

Cauterise the mental wounds, cauterise the mental wounds!

792 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7781 23:15

racist malware: malware that, before doing its damage, checks for various things to try to determine the user's race
language packs, fonts, browsing history (based on TLD (i.e. .co.il = Israel) or other metrics), hostname and user name, etc
if the program determines that the user is an acceptable race, the malware deletes itself
if it determines that they're an undesirable race, their files are deleted

793 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7781 23:49

NO. Stop.

794 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7782 00:16


795 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7782 02:53

Watch an AMV with its audio muted and put on a different song. Compare your experience of the video and editing with the two different tracks.
If you can't really tell the difference between the two, it means the AMV was poorly put together, just putting a bunch of semi-random or just poorly chosen clips on top of music that doesn't fit too well.
A good AMV makes you think "yeah, that clip makes sense for this part of the song, and this song definitely fits the mood."

Actually, anime is gay. Disregard everything I said. I am stupid and need to die.

796 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7782 07:36

"anime is gay" is far to catchy a rhyme

797 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7782 09:39

Personalized tits

798 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7782 12:00

I seem to have misplaced my sympathy.

799 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7782 12:03

Fucking windows

800 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7782 12:36

Events of 800 years ago.

801 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7782 16:52

sausage and bacon and eggs

802 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7782 18:43

I am eating those exact things right now (wrapped in burrito form)

803 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7782 18:44

It's... a bumpy thing!

804 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7782 19:11

anus fart

805 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7782 19:43

Well yes, I hope this is where your farts come from, and not any other place.

806 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7782 21:36

We know where farts come from, but where do they go?
Why do farts exist?
Why do I exist?
Why does the universe exist?

807 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7782 23:39


808 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7782 23:57

Soulja Boy tell 'em

809 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7782 23:59

Houseminding the sky.

810 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7783 05:02

quivering quim

811 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7783 05:03

I can't wait to bomb some doDONGoes.

812 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7783 06:28

dun dan dun
bu bu bu bu du bu du
budu bu
dun dan dun

813 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7783 07:21

I wish girls had dicks instead of vaginas

814 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7783 11:05

Are you one of those sick bastards who draw dicks on my little pony porn?!

815 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7783 13:37

Affection and catastrophe.

816 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7783 14:51

Are you one of those sick bastards who looks at my little pony porn?

817 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7783 18:36

Are you one of those sick bastards who looks at my little pony?

818 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7783 18:37

That depends on if "your little pony" is your pet name for your wang.

819 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7783 21:13

People who name body parts are weird.

820 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7783 22:51

I love this game so much.

821 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7784 01:17


822 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7784 02:21

You know what Uncle Markiplier says: F you in the A, and have a nice day.

823 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7784 02:28

Youtube e-celebrities are garbage.

824 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7784 02:37

You're garbage.

825 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7784 02:52

We have the best GM in the whole world here. I'm a secret admirer.

826 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7784 03:41

This is true, but my point still stands.

827 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7784 04:37

( ゚ ヮ゚)I got my first gay boner today

828 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7784 04:40

Oniichan's penis

829 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7784 05:05

There's no turning back.

830 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7784 05:13

approximately 51% done with this project

831 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7784 05:39


832 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7784 12:54

But really, it's just silly to think that you're made of meat. Meat is food. You shouldn't be made of food.

833 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7784 13:29

You're made of drink mostly. But if you feel like going to atomic level, you would discover that distances between particles are much greater than the particles themselves, therefore you're made of void and your point is void.

834 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7784 13:34

You aren't truly bisexual or homosexual until you deal with another gay boner face to face.

835 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7784 15:27

I want to be mostly made of something refreshing and tasty like sprite.

836 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7784 16:46

We are nothing!

837 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7784 20:50

My brain is made of tiny animals!

838 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7784 21:32

Never underestimate people's ability to suffer.

839 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7784 22:31

My college sucks. I think I should transfer.

840 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7784 23:18


>college sucks


841 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7785 00:11

59% done now

842 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7785 01:15

My anus itches and burns

843 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7785 02:18


>I can't be bothered with curricula.


844 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7785 02:24


845 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7785 02:32

Man, my life lost any meaning. It's just like I'm cruising along without any goals or wishes.

I had a goal of getting higher education, of becoming an engineer. But years of failing due to laziness or depression just turned my life into this.

846 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7785 02:47

I do my homework and studying. The college, the professors, and my peers and garbage.

847 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7785 03:12

62% done with the project

848 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7785 03:22


849 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7785 04:24

another crappy fighting game for nerds, at this rate there won't be another main-line danmaku game until 2020

850 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7785 04:29

When I'm alone, I want to be around people.
When I'm around people, I want to be alone.
What the fuck?

851 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7785 05:43

Because I decided to change my plans for the project, I have to calculate the completion rate differently. There are more things to do now.
It is now 50% complete.
I am making someone a Christmas gift, in case you were wondering.

852 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7785 12:41


It is gross but it's all I feel good drinking.

853 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7785 13:14

So, what does the recent history of Ukraine teach us?

If you're president of a country on a brink of economic recession and your oldest and closest ally offers you some cash just for keeping a smile – when some protest movement materialises out of nowhere and bears clear resemblance (and involves the same people) to a similar event from a few years ago – you shoot them. You find their financiers and you assassinate them with no regard for their social standing.

You don't need to kill a lot – just a few dozen: the leaders and some of the most stuck-up "social activists". Arrest the rest for background checks and they'll admit that they were misled.

Thus you avoid: losing your power, a costly war, (un)necessary annexations of your territory, an economic crisis, a political turmoil, the deepest embarrassment to your ally who cares.

Remember: you can cry about your national identity all you want – but for the rest of the world you will be just this: a slav.

Tune up next week for an exciting episode of: cheap rouble or why black president Obamer doesn't want you to get property on this beautiful peninsula resort of Crimea. (No, I'm done)

854 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7785 14:16



Slavs are beautiful and strong.

855 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7785 15:38

Merii kurisumasu!

856 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7785 15:42

Pathetic, isn't it? Hmph!

857 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7785 15:47

Does anyone else know or care?

858 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7785 15:49


859 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7785 17:17


>your oldest and closest ally


860 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7785 19:07

I ate a bunch of chocolatey stuff and now my poop looks like a log of chocolate cake.

861 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7785 19:54

no :^)

862 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7785 20:14

Well, if you take the Kievan Rus, disregard some Lithuanians and Poles, and then count Russian Empire and USSR, "oldest" is rather justified.

Also, Ukrainian SSR was considered the westernmost part of the Soviet Union, it had high economic significance. The latter explains numerous important factories, power plants, research institutes, etc that were located there. The former is a reason to have better equipped military. I suppose that could count for "closest".

By contrast, Warsaw Pact countries were regarded as "Europe", "the West". Ironically, the West thought the same and (after The Fall) threw their filthy dollars at Poland, whilst Russia and other ex-SSRs had to struggle mostly on their own.

Interesting read: http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-30483873

863 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7785 20:18

I care about everything my fellow dokyuns do.

864 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7785 23:04

It's not a matter of potential.

865 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7785 23:15

Thomas Hobbes is a wizard.

866 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7786 01:01

scrabble with custom rules where the only allowed word is HORSES

867 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7786 01:04

My name is RAPE HORSE and I'm so horny it's crazy

868 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7786 04:06

We have had nothing but trouble.

869 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7786 06:36

There's a video about Batman under the TED Talk's education site's "Science and Technology" section. Educational, my ass. It's edutainment (minus the education aspect, honestly) for pseudointellectual twats who want to pretend that they're smart even though they're not.

870 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7786 07:03

Learning to be the goddamn Batman is always educational.

871 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7786 07:58

Why are so many gay guys liberal? I want a right-wing boyfriend.

872 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7786 12:47

It is not strictly necessary to memorise the structure of tryptophan in preparation for Christmas parties, but it helps.

873 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7786 13:13

Hitler was gay.

874 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7786 13:47

People were awed by an atomic bomb, people feared thermonuclear missiles. When will people learn to love the power of atom and embrace it far beyond military detterence, large power plants and highly specialised applications?

875 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7786 16:33

>>873 And a socialist.

What a coincidence.

876 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7786 17:42

And that's my cue to leave.

877 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7786 18:46

I was under the impression that National Socialism was "socialist" in the same way that the Democratic People's Republic of Korea is "democratic".

878 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7786 18:59

i came here for the christmas mittens

879 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7786 21:07

Due to GLOBAL WARMING we cancelled the christmas mittens sorry

880 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7786 22:14

If I ever have a Wikipedia entry, I hope it has a subsection titled "Controversy".

881 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7787 00:03

jews did 420

882 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7787 02:12


883 Name: >>220 : 1993-09-7787 02:29

Emergency mittens have been released due to a GLOBAL WARMING emergency.

884 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7787 02:32

I should stop posting with >>220 in the name field. It's irrelevant to this thread.

885 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7787 03:08

>>877 Sort of like how modern China is a communist country?

886 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7787 03:43

snuggle toof

887 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7787 04:49

Why is national socialism so popular among chinese cartoon enthusiast websites?

888 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7787 06:11

Merry Post Christmas.

889 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7787 08:59

Could we please just stop caring about gender and only ask for people's biological sex when necessary?

890 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7787 10:05

go back to tumblr

891 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7787 14:16

I always thought that "gender" was a synonym for "biological sex" and a way to avoid saying "sex".

892 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7787 14:37

So there's this great porn site called Tumblr, but people always talk about it like it's some sort of gathering place for SJW shitheads.

893 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7787 15:23

0/10 you have bad taste
also porn is bad for your brain

894 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7787 15:27

go stick your head in a pig

895 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7787 15:41

go stick your hand in a box of smooth sand
feels nice, doesn't it?

896 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7787 18:59

It was in the month of November.

897 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7787 19:42

Don't be silly, September is the only month.

898 Name: >>889 : 1993-09-7787 19:44

Biological sex is the chromosome pair you're born with. Gender is the various characteristics of masculinity and femininity. This leads to special genderfluid snowflakes on tumblr who whine about male and female being the only two choices. People have a mix of both masculine and feminine characteristics, but who gives a shit? If everybody would just stop caring about non-biological gender nobody would have anything to complain about. Hence my post.

899 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7787 20:07


900 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7787 20:49

i wonder if i should get off the internet

901 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7787 20:54

this has been what all ted talks are about since day 1

902 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7787 22:10

You're too erotic, Rachel!

903 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7788 00:00

go away

904 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7788 00:06

Cutting down trees on a snowy winter night.

905 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7788 00:09

My god, it's full of flowers!

906 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7788 00:19

why does have peenis and anus, not peenis and poopis?

907 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7788 01:45

This post is so unfunny I actually groaned

908 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7788 01:53

cake farts

909 Name: >>220 : 1993-09-7788 03:50

Such a pity we couldn't pursue the liberal arts degree. It would waste skill points, one can only ponder the meaning of life after that.

On the second thought, this inability to get higher education hits even closer to home. Perhaps, even too close.

910 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7788 05:27

bitch i look like goku

911 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7788 06:32

my internet posts will be read long after my death

912 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7788 07:02

everyone is terrible

913 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7788 11:33

Your humanity will only drag you down.

914 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7788 17:00


915 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7788 18:25


916 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7788 19:46

mega crotch cannon

917 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7788 21:45


918 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7788 21:51


919 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7788 22:28

H-hi there.

920 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7788 23:27

SAoVQ is fucking garbage now, and it makes me just a little sad.

921 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7788 23:35

You'd think as DQN I should feel vindicated but really I just feel like I imagine they did in the USA after the collapse of the USSR. I didn't want it to end, at least not like this, with our old rival dying drowning in their own shit. It should be more dignified. Someone should take SAoVQ out behind the barn and just put an end to it, I can't bear to watch.

922 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7789 00:05

takes a look at the most recent threads of SAoVQ
It looks exactly like here to me, about the only "worse" I can see about it is more "HURR JEWS ARE EVIL" posts than here.

923 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7789 00:14

I know what you mean. I remember long ago DQN went through a rocky period when a certain obscure Touhou character impersonator became a regular poster, but that problem mercifully solved itself given time. I've been telling myself that SAoVQ is in a similar situation, and that, besides, quality of discussion in a community naturally waxes and wanes, but I really am starting to wonder.

I haven't entirely lost hope though, and nor should you. It's worth taking a look through our own archives to remind us of our humble origins, and worth reading some of the older threads on SAoVQ to see what wonders they once created as the norm. I'm no longer convinced SAoVQ can solve its own problems, but if it were offered a clean slate - if, for instance, it went down for an extended period of time then was brought back online once all but the most dedicated had given up on it - I think it could return to its former glory.

This is no empty promise: you should remember that the current posters make low quality posts simply because they find it enjoyable; they have no emotional investment in the website or community, so however vocal they may be they should be easily lost. Furthermore, there is a sense of inertia in post quality; a single insightful post in a terrible discussion is easily overlooked and drowned out, as is a single poor post in an otherwise great thread. If SAoVQ were to start over, and start well, it should easily rise from the ashes.

I really don't know what to say to you.

924 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7789 00:39

text boards about anime and yellow fever are so fucking serious oh my god

925 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7789 01:42

At least it isn't my fault when a text board stabs itself in the back.

926 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7789 02:19

Dear internet,
Please make more Death Grips AMVs.

927 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7789 02:30

It seems like SAoVQ was colonized by shitposters from wherever it is that keeps screaming about all that social justice feminism gamergate crap. I'm sick of hearing about either side of it but some
belligerently awful posters seem to have made it their life's goal to spread it to every messageboard they can.

928 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7789 02:33

Stop talking about it and they'll go away.
Your post mentions it, which isn't helping.

929 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7789 03:11

And that's different from here how?

930 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7789 03:25

I'm wondering about this chicken-egg problem: did our wonderful game master start those threads having chosen his role – or were they born from the chaos of silliness and found the master to sculpt and shape them as they went on?

What would be objective criteria to measure quality of a board?

Surely, a good grammar of its inhabitants (or even a courtesy of holding "Shift" for a moment and pressing "." key occasionally) makes posts more readable.

Perhaps following the example of radio operators and avoiding religion, politics, sex, business and ethnicity would make conversations mostly inoffensive. But where is the fun in that? Ham operators estimate each others sound quality and talk about weather and antennas... a bit of small talk if they know each other personally. It's a balance between dull politeness and dull offensiveness. I wouldn't expect a level of wit comparable to, say, Douglas Adams or Terry Pratchett from an average board-goer. The mindset that strives for "fun on the go", that chooses a quick pun, an offensive jab over a well-thought response, a smirk over a smile is at least partly to blame on the media that constantly regurgitate these topics.

How important are some board's traditions? Reading archives can be really fun, but would an attempt of emulating the fragmentary brilliance of past to be entertaining? Certainly, some aspects are important for keeping things comfortable for both new and old users.

But if "SAoVQ went to shit", yet the majority of its occupants are happy and rolling with it... did it really? Or did you outgrow it, did you lose the sense of belonging there? Though it might be merely a single unfortunate link that attracted some curious posters.

931 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7789 03:27

We throw poop at each other and have a giggle about that because we aren't serious.

932 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7789 03:35

>I'm wondering about this chicken-egg problem: did our wonderful game master start those threads having chosen his role – or were they born from the chaos of silliness and found the master to sculpt and shape them as they went on?

It seems to me like the grinding noises thread was more of the former and the amnesia thread was more of the latter.

933 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7789 04:44

I started the amnesia thread with no intention of running it or even posting in it again. I'm happy with how it's turning out.

934 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7789 10:36


>I wouldn't expect a level of wit comparable to, say, Douglas Adams or Terry Pratchett from an average board-goer.

those guys are awful and i'm glad this board isn't anything like them

935 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7789 12:13

Maybe it's for the best that I don't have a little sister.

936 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7789 12:57

I have two, want to borrow one?

937 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7789 13:08

Depends, are they cute and affectionate? Will they greet me with a warm embrace when I come home? Will they call me Onii-chan?

938 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7789 13:17

I drove for 6 hours straight today. It was pretty fun.

939 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7789 14:24

No, they are accomplished writers. I'm not saying that "millions of people can't be wrong", but these guys managed to create some great comedy without turning to tastelessness and toilet humour.

I wrote walls of text well past my already fucked up bed time. Not re-reading them – I'm easily embarrassed.

940 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7789 14:39


941 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7789 14:43

For a moment I thought that the top part of this was directed at >>937

942 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7789 15:33

>>941 I didn't realize it wasn't until you pointed it out.

I want accomplished writer older sisters to step on my penis and make mean jokes about me.

943 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7789 17:44

I can't believe Freeman's Mind is about to end.

944 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7789 18:06

>>930 Good post Espy-chan, really makes ya think!

945 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7789 19:38

I thought for awhile that your poignant smile
Was tinged with the sadness of a great love for me
Ah yes, I was wrong
Again, I was wrong

946 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7789 21:41

me too

947 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7790 00:52

american hot sauces tend to have too much vinegar

948 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7790 01:30

Relevant to confessional thread discussion: I read somewhere that the name "Uranus" actually breaks the convention of the planets being named for Roman deities; Uranus derives from Greek and the Roman version would, supposedly, be Caelus.

949 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7790 01:36

You know that guy wrote that song when he was just 17?

950 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7790 02:04

But the guy who wrote lyrics for "Suicide is painless" was 14.

951 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7790 02:35

I wrote my first C compiler when I was 2.

952 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7790 02:47

My time to shine hasn't come yet.

953 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7790 03:49

i think socialism and fascism have diverged quite a bit in perception and ideology since wwii. rejection of eugenics, for instance.

954 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7790 04:11

Who /sad/ here?

955 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7790 04:50

do you mean there's a text board for /sad/ people or is this something else.

956 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7790 05:06

someone I know was complaining about this the other day but I disagree, I like vinegar.

957 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7790 08:06

At first, Who /*/ here'' was a semi-memetic way of asking if people on a certain site or board browsed another board, but then it became Who /keyword or adjective/ here'' because catchphrases evolve and are used for different things over time.
``Who /sad/ here'' really means "Anyone else here sad? I want to find out if I can relate to the people on this board."

958 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7790 09:42

That's really interesting

959 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7790 09:50

I just noticed that kareha ate my quotation marks

960 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7790 10:43

961 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7790 11:08

try progrider or /jp/ for ``autism quotes´´

962 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7790 12:18

"Let's stop writing the simpsons now"

... please?

963 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7790 15:26

>>957 in that case I am pretty /sad/ most of the time. Sometimes iyashi-kei gives me comfort. Do you like iyashi?

964 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7790 15:55

My puny human brain is simply not equipped to deal with this.

965 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7790 16:24

It's an interesting point, actually. Surely, supreme leaders of DPRK come from a single family, but if the rest of its governing structure follows USSR's "soviets" then it's rather democratic.

People there could participate in the political system through various public organisations and unions ranging from local to "central". Lower tiers could "elect" their activists to higher ones. This article probably explains it much better: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_democracy

So, it was possible to work your way through the system to the top, but you would probably have to be a giant backstabbing douche to accomplish this. But isn't politics just like this everywhere?

966 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7790 18:57

"I love you like a chocolate waterfall" sounds really kinky.

967 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7790 22:03

My brain is expanding out of control.

968 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7791 00:12

i wanna eat some pills

969 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7791 00:33

are you pacman

970 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7791 03:42

Watching a Youtube-famous guy play some game you never heard of, and seeing in it some throwaway graphics from an abandoned project that you slapped up on OpenGameArt a couple years ago is kind of a weird feeling.

971 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7791 05:12

I wish the Post Office worked.


972 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7791 12:12



aka not famous but still self-important

973 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7791 12:51

Now I'm at the point where I can see the gaps in the bullets and exactly where I should be moving to but it's like my hands can't keep up with my brain. Which just makes it all the more frustrating when I die to stupid shit.

974 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7791 12:53

I'm curious now, post pics please!

975 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7791 14:35

Not as self-important as you, Psuedointellectual-snob-tan.

976 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7791 15:00

butthurt youtuber detected

977 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7791 15:03

How can you be so sure that he's a "tan"? You're pretty pretentious for saying "tan" instead of "chan"!

978 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7791 16:40


979 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7791 17:29

Moe anthropomorphism pseudointellectual-snob-tan is my waifu.

980 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7791 21:45

I feel like I have to reevaluate my entire conception of what reality is just by knowing that I live in a universe in which that exists.

981 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7791 21:58

I am absolutely, completely and utterly alone.

982 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7791 22:24

i feel hung over today... but not too badly. i wonder if i can get my caffeine tolerance back.

983 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7792 00:12

Too many snobbish people here.

984 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7792 00:45

I still imagine Cassandra looking kind of like Beatrice from Umineko.

985 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7792 02:51

The Snobbish Superstructure of DQN @ 4-ch

986 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7792 05:39

Is (*゚ー゚) supposed to be a kind of midly amused smug half-grinning? Or is it more like a flat, unamused tight-lipped face? It depends what font you use.

987 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7792 07:39

the US is turning into a police state

988 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7792 11:35

Yeah, it's sort of a sans-serif thing. The emoji is supposed to be Shii and she is usually depicted with Mona Lisa-like smile.

989 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7792 15:19

>>988 aha I get it "Mona" Lisa and that is like the font "Mona" ahaha

990 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7792 16:47

New thread on the new year? The timing seems too appropriate to miss.

991 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7792 17:28

I like my current thought, but it's not fit for public consumption.

992 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7792 18:23

But that's simply how things are now.

993 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7792 18:30

It's Commie Christmas.

994 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7792 18:44

Google's doodle is stupid today.

995 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7792 18:59

Sit down and give up.

996 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7792 20:26

I'm going to die sad, unloved, unaccomplished, and alone. On my death bed I will be filled with regret, thinking of all the things I wanted to do but never did. I'll think of all the people I could have befriended if only I wasn't an awkward and anxious loser.
Happy new year! Maybe this year will be different. Hahahahaha yeah right.

997 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7792 21:28

Sometimes I worry that everyone else is hyper-intelligent, but they just hide it because they're too modest. And I'm just completely retarded and don't realize it. It's like when mentally challenged people in special education get gold stars and praise from their teachers for doing a good job. They think they're smart and performing well. They have no idea that they're retarded. I worry that I'm like that.

998 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7792 23:35

Well I'm not going to end it. Go on, you do it.

999 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7792 23:42


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