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1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7793 01:19

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2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7793 01:24

Oi, you have a happy new year now, man.

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7793 02:55

Happy new year! Make 2015 a good one for you!

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7793 03:50

varg vikernes is cute

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7793 04:31

Who else is bad at video games?

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7793 04:33

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7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7793 06:18

G'bye 2014. Don't let the door hit yer ass on the way out.


8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7793 06:27

2014 was not the best year

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7793 08:41


10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7793 12:31

I have no asshole but must fart

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7793 12:31

Wow, Alice, that's pretty dark.

12 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7793 12:54

I have to agree. I like number 14, but 2014 kinda sucked, and I have no recollection of it.

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7793 14:28

We're destined to look at the broken ASCII art for eternity.

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7793 16:28

2014 was pretty horrible but then the ending totally made up for it.

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7793 16:32

>>13 Why haven't you installed monafont yet. This is 2015.

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7793 21:19

2015 2015 2015

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7793 21:56

In the interests of frolicking.

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7794 00:25


19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7794 08:43

overpopulation, poor economy, and the future

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7794 13:53

Fuck me, it's cold.

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7794 14:18

Fuck cold, it's me.

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7794 15:57

Fuck I went to work and there's almost nobody here, my boss is not here and he was going to help me why didn't I ask this day off? This is ridiculous.

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7794 19:12

I have a VM suitably equipped for my side projects for my lunch hour, and days like today.

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7794 22:15

But that's just silly.

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7794 22:20

I finished both my proposals. Now I can look like an overachiever at work on Monday.

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7795 00:43

Don't let all that shiny new tech confuse you. It's still 1993.

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7795 07:55

tech in 1993 didn't have government backdoors

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7795 08:01

Is it just me or is SAoVQ broken? It happened right after I posted too. What is happening?

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7795 09:03

the problem seems to have gone away, whatever it was

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7795 09:21

all I did was watch my computer run really slowly

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7795 14:38

I want a plashuff mokou

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7795 15:28

I tried an online typing test thing to see what my results would be.
In the first few tests, there was one piece of writing about how the NRA is bad, then one about how white people are privileged, and then about how video games are sexist.
What the fuck? I thought this was just /pol/ nonsense.
Can't even see how many words per minute I type without a website trying to push a liberal agenda down my throat.

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7795 17:47


34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7795 18:15

Most SJWs are complete and total dorks. If they had any redeeming qualities, they wouldn't be SJWs. They'd be doing something interesting or productive with their lives instead of having wall to wall social justice tantrums.

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7795 23:37

A group of cute little girls performing experimental lobotomy on you.

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7796 01:09

I wish grey would change his tumblr weblog theme again. It's a bit of a pain to read right now.

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7796 02:32

why is it always dfc vs cow tits? they both have their merits

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7796 02:46

grrrrrrrrrrr im a sandcow

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7796 04:23

"For your convenience, towels are available at the pool."
lolololololol it said poo

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7796 07:55

Consider this: a pack of wild VIPPERs.

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7796 11:58

I don't think this song is about a butterfly.

42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7796 13:40

I'm ashamed of my beer drinking habits

43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7796 14:07

I thought of a great insult but I'm too nice to use it.

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7796 14:14

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45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7796 14:18

I'm slow and only just today played Fortune Summoners. I wish there were more games with serious and difficult gameplay but cute lolis as main characters.

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7796 17:31

madoka seinfeld

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7796 17:52

>>44 did you know that your imouto has 20 different words for my dick?

(I feel unclean)

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7796 19:14

I just took some dramamine. Looking on the back of the packaging, I noticed that it said the drug is an "antiemetic". It amused me slightly, because of how similar it is to "antisemitic".

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7796 20:29

Dammit, you just reminded me I never completed Fortune Summoners. I'm not much good at fighter games; I wouldn't have even looked at it twice if it weren't for the loli protagonists.

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7797 10:58

How do men become gay? They sit on their poopoo. When the poopoo wants to come out, men sit down in a way to stop it inside. But men's bowel doesn't stop and the poopoo compresses and moves around, then it pushes against men's prostate and anus turning annoyance into pleasure. And as it is always with men, they learn what pleases them and seek to repeat it.

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7797 11:02

You take the lolis, I take the flying fluffy thing.

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7797 11:22

There should be a loli mod for Civ 4. All the civ leaders would be cute lolis in national costumes, and all the resources would be replaced with stuff lolis like, like candy and tea and cute clothes. It would make it a lot less obnoxious if it were a cute brown loli at the head of the Aztecs telling me that I either pay her a yearly tribute of kittens or go to war.

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7797 15:49

this whole thing is designed to give me an erection

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7797 17:35

Lolifags are almost as bad as furries

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7797 18:22

I just want more games with lolis. I want a loli-raising simulator where you raise a loli with care and love to be a proper young lady. Like Princess Maker but without the lewd.

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7797 18:35

As an archer IRL, all video games must have an ability to use a bow. Without such a feature it is unplayable to me.

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7797 21:46

This is what my life has become.

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7797 23:40

>>50 So what happens to women who enjoy anal sex?

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7798 04:46

You might enjoy >>/41-san's game then.

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7798 08:08

Hoe do you do these cross thread quotes

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7798 09:09

I am sure there is a better way but just I selected to use HTML formatting and wrote it as <a href="your shit here">link</a>.

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7798 11:35

Furries are pretty nice and educated compared to your typical otakus and "*fags" users though.

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7798 18:27

I still imagine Cassandra looking like Beatrice except now I remembered that she is from Higurashi, not Umineko.

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7798 20:39


65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7798 20:50

When a woman says that her hips are moving on their own, it's sexy as hell.

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7798 21:06

koLE WO izon to yobuuhh NARUUAAAHHH
watashiwa kO-OOOOOKO NI something something

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7798 21:07

>>65 that woman is having a seizure. She needs medical attention.

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7799 14:48

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69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7799 15:15

I could never love a woman with a phobia of moths.

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7799 15:27

It's impossible to get along.

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7799 18:23

I need to do something important today, but I don't want to do it.

72 Name: Death of an Engineer : 1993-09-7799 18:38

Noodles in the bowl.
Cannot name it's type.
What's the point of meaninglessness?
Forest-berry and cherry smoothy and raclette.
A brain on a stick, by any other name:
The artist who smiled and painted, however, destiny

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7799 19:27


74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7799 20:02


75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7799 23:02

I don't want to do anything ever, which is becoming a problem since I have a job where I'm supposed to actually do stuff.

76 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7799 23:27

Sorry, no update tonight due to me wasting most of the evening explaining Grignard reaction initiation methods to my nonagenarian grandmother.

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7799 23:36

I like this guy

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7800 00:58

iniss is iss the is

79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7800 01:41

I've been a responsible adult lately. I'm a delinquent dokyun.

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7800 01:58

A rowdy onee-san teaches you about skinship

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7800 02:57

My college's mental health counselor talks to me like I'm a complete idiot. I'm crazy, not retarded. Get it right.

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7800 11:00

I want to be verbally abused and berated by Kugimiya Rie.

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7800 15:42

Listen for me ya better listen for me now
Listen for me ya better listen for me now
When I rock the microphone, I rock it steady
Yes sir Daddy Snow me are the Article Don
When I'm at a dance they say, "Where you come from?"
People then say I come from Jamaica
But I'm born and raised in the ghetto
That's all I want you to know
Pure black people man that's all I man know
My shoes used to tear up and my toes used to show
Where I'm born is the one Toronto, so

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7800 18:39


85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7800 18:53

Nice try you stupid piece of shit.

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7801 00:07

In the midwinter of 2015, >>86 learned the secrets of life and death from a box of peaches.

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7801 00:52

Today I studied for 11 hours, with only a couple breaks here and there. It was pretty good.

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7801 04:02

studying can be ok. i'm tired now. maybe just a little more.

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7801 10:33

architecture of buildings
smoke atop a roof
what makes a good strategy game?
many options, risks and a logical system
quite photogenic.

90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7801 16:39

I can count the times I actually, consciously studied throghout the entirety of my career with only the fingers on my hands.
It was for the finals of these specific courses: Math II, Math III, Differential Equations, Physics III, Quantitative Methods, Computer Architecture, Linear Programming.

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7801 16:53

God damn it Veronica, you've let me down again.

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7801 17:34

Shut the fuck up

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7801 17:38


Do my thoughts displease you?
they are my thoughts, from the mind, running and written as such

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7801 19:11

Shut the fuck up

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7801 20:06

Shut the fuck up

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7801 20:09

Take it easy

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7801 20:14

I wish I had a forehead concealer.

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7801 20:54

Epic. Simply epic.

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7801 21:01

I had a dream in which I wore an Etna costume and was outside in public, and I desperately wanted to hide but couldn't. Somehow this is far more embarrassing than a simply naked in public dream.

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7801 23:46

The difference between being an embarrassing straight naked guy and a creepy cross-dresser straight from a nightmare is an Etna costume.

101 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7802 00:54

alone around people

102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7802 01:19

I want a 3D printer so I can print UNLIMITED LEGOS.

103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7802 15:04

And do what?

104 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7802 18:06

Hitler quotes added to images of famous African Americans, shared on Facebook by people who agree with the message but think it's from black people instead of a Nazi

105 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7802 18:32

I miss that old I Love Japan thread from 4chan's text boards. Everyone ragging on Japan was endlessly funny.

106 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7802 20:36

I should continue working on the project oh it's that thread again

107 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7802 23:05

What I loved about it, what kept me coming back, was that feeling of losing oneself: simply doing for doing's sake, blissfully unaware of any greater context.

108 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7802 23:34

Ooh, the http://4-ch.net homepage image has changed. I wonder when that happened.

109 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7803 00:00

I'm at peace

110 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7803 00:20

Hey, general is at the top.

111 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7803 00:22

You can't get rid of me that easily

I went on it yesterday or the day before and it was the boat. So very very recently.

112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7803 01:56

I was the one who suggested that to bps, it's oddly satisfying seeing that he did it.

113 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7803 02:13

That's why I liked Minecraft. Don't think, just dig.

114 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7803 03:12

I used to play the shit out of minecraft. Now I play minetest and get to do the same but for free.

115 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7803 05:14

cyclic universe theory

116 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7803 11:07

I'm not really bothered about following the second control tower story.

117 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7803 13:29

...and then you join a multiplayer server and see all those neat stylish buildings whilst your own shack back in SP is just a bit of dirt and cobblestone.

118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7803 13:35

It's been way too long since I last listened to some enka.

119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7803 15:43

>>118 I always wanted to try enka but wasn't sure where to start. Do you have any song recommendations?

120 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7803 16:04

Thanks bps for looking after the site for a year!

121 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7803 17:09

I wish! I don't know the first thing about enka, unfortunately. I was just listening to https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL4C8YOZ_r8GSYQdgYchlLwm4J42MSyYcZ.

122 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7803 18:26

I had a dream where I was fugging a cute DQN boy who was dressed as Etna in the boypussy.

123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7803 18:40

I wonder if I'll regret having had two big plates of spicy Indian curry for breakfast later on in the day.

124 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7803 22:22

the term "boypussy" bothers me

125 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7804 00:19

Sleeveless hoodies are the stupidest thing I've ever heard of.

126 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7804 00:28

Broke my favorite teapot
Broke my favorite wrist
Today was not a good fucking day
I just want to climb in bed with a bottle of gin and watch Hidamari Sketch til I fall asleep.

127 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7804 03:02

Classes tomorrow.

128 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7804 09:16

I find global warming to be amusing, because the fix is really simple, but no one would ever consider doing it.
Stop driving cars. Stop using energy-sucking smartphones and computers. Stop using TVs. Stop using elevators. Stop lighting up every fucking inch of every street at night. Stop using electricity for cameras everywhere.
Bam. I fucking solved global warming. Too bad no one wants to use my solution.

129 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7804 14:18

but >>128kun you're on a computer right now

130 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7804 15:35

If goverments had switched to nuclear power during the late 80s and early 90s instead of going berzerk about nuclear meltdowns and radioactive waste, we would have no such problem, and we would be already pretty ahead on extracting energy from waste, and there would be no worldwide oil crisis.

131 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7804 16:23

Star Wars MMO allows me to pick either Republic or Empire, where Smuggler or Bounty Hunter sound relatively attractive (the rest are religious freaks). But I want to play as anarcho-communist and fend off both Republic and Empire with their authoritarianism.

132 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7804 17:51

Agreed, the catastrophe happened on a very specific reactor type that only Soviet Union used and only to some extent (VVER being dominant), but it froze the whole industry for almost a decade. Nuclear power plants are one of the most efficient and cheap power sources (and designed with huge safety margins these days), which have considerably less environmental impact compared to hydroelectric dams.

As a misanthrope I would also prefer uninhabited exclusion areas around, err, less successful reactors – where nature takes its course – to endless biofuel fields in shade of wind turbines. The latter is an ugly man-made disaster!

133 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7804 19:56

How old are you? You sound like every TV grandpa.

134 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7804 20:41

I missed my first math class. This is a bad omen.

135 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7804 21:08

I attended my first evolutionary biology class. I wonder how long it'll take before they notice I don't know anything about biology.

136 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7805 02:30

I spent all my furniture money on a drawing tablet, i'm an adult.

137 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7805 06:16

having flashbacks to my gory failed suicide attempt

138 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7805 11:24

Why would you?.. I mean... Gory?
I guess it's justified if it was planned to be spectacularly gory.

139 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7805 11:25

Was it Cintiq or not that much of a furniture?

140 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7805 11:42

And then I'll say "jouzu desu ne!" just to spite them!

141 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7805 13:48

I don't understand cups.

142 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7805 16:39

If you're depressed and try to kill yourself by jumping out of a window, you think "yeah, this is it, time to die... finally I can have peace." And then you black out and wake up a while later with bones sticking out of your flesh and you're completely mangled and broken. Not only did you not accomplish the task, but you just made your whole life worse. It's a very sad and frightening experience. Failing at failing and fucking up your body so much that you become even more of a failure and your life is even worse than before. I remember each and every detail of the event to this day.

143 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7805 19:02

My friend jokes that I'm 72. But he is 62 himself, so I don't listen to this youngster.

144 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7805 23:58

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145 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7806 00:48

What the fuck man. Things like that is the stuff that keeps me awake at 3 AM.
I'm really hoping that shit's made up.

146 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7806 04:27

It's not. Is it really that hard to believe? Lots of people attempt suicide. The human body is hardier than you might think.

147 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7806 04:30

Dittersdorf was a great composer who deserves more modern recognition.

148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7806 10:27

3 years ago today I sent a packet of my favourite sweets to DQN-kun (*߁€ί)Ι

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7806 15:29

It's not that it's hard to believe, as much as I wish it wasn't your case, man. Making an attempt on my own life only to fail and remain in a cast forever is a fear of mine, for whatever reason because I'm not even suicidal. I can do nothing but wish you the very best, as useless as good wishes to anonymous people are.

150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7806 16:50

Did you use a PO box as a sender address just in case he has a severe allergy or decides to stalk you?

151 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7806 16:56

I'm going to take off your head now.

152 Name: >>138 : 1993-09-7806 17:27

That's exactly why I didn't do it. There are a lot of ways to go, but everything can fail, leaving the body or the brain fucked up, but alive.

I was once obsessed with an idea of swallowing a treble hook attached to a tower crane and jumping down, thus, ideally, tearing my guts out and dying a few moments later. But the thought of just hanging there with a hook stuck in my mouth, bleeding, suffering intense pain, and slowly suffocating on my own blood was enough to make me value my life.

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7806 18:08

That's pretty horrible, sounds more like some gruesome mafia murder than a suicide method.

154 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7806 18:34

Eat all the plants, eat all the plants that you want, accidents happen like it or not.

155 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7806 19:24

I considered suicide when I was a young and foolish teenager. Then I found http://lostallhope.com/, and realised it was a very, very bad idea. I also once had to help talk another young and foolish teenager out of suicide, which was not a particularly fun experience.

156 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7806 20:48

so there are (at least) two of us who have attempted suicide? fade-to-nothingness-kun and mangled-bones-san?

157 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7807 00:12

>>156 does thinking about it count?

This is really the reason I don't own a handgun. It's not because I'm a super anti-gun activist or anything; I have no problem with gun ownership for home protection (assuming it even really works most of the time.) But I think if I owned a gun, I'd be too tempted to put a bullet in my skull after getting into one of my deep ruts, which happens far too often. Pulling a trigger is just too easy, even in contrast to jumping out a window.

158 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7807 01:10

>>150 I don't think I used a sender's address...

159 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7807 01:14


Three. I tried to overdose on psychiatric medication, but apparently I didn't take enough. In hindsight, I should have drank some alcohol to go with it. That might have done the trick.

160 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7807 02:13

The most common kind of violence caused by legal gun owners is suicide, not homicide. Real criminals who kill people don't care about gun laws or licenses.

161 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7807 03:12

>>156 I was heading for a high bridge when I talked myself out of it and checked into a hospital instead. Half a year's worth of Prozac and cognitive behavior therapy later and I'm feeling good.

162 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7807 03:36

What exactly does cognitive behavioral therapy entail? I've been to multiple therapists but all they do is talk to me one-on-one in a room. I thought CBT was more than just the stereotypical how-does-that-make-you-feel armchair therapists.

163 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7807 06:06

I thought >>162 was talking about cock and ball torture after skimming this thread too quickly.

164 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7807 12:59

I'd separate her variables, if you know what I mean.

165 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7807 19:38

Let's not consider suicide anymore, and imagine and post wonderful things instead.

166 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7807 20:04

Such as the blissful eternal respite of death.

167 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7807 20:25

Just today I found out I got more than 90% on a really hard assignment! I'm glad my hard work paid off.

168 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7807 23:10

Okay, so you know how wallpaper starts to peel at the corners when it's old? Maybe it's just me, but I always get this strange urge to pick at it and peel it away. Anyway, the point is, it's like that, but instead of wallpaper it's the substance of reality itself.

169 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7807 23:33

Have you seen the movie Barton Fink?

You should watch the whole movie, it's good

170 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7808 14:47

I'm glad you talked yourself out of it. I was on prozac and now I'm on sertraline and don't feel any different with either of them.


171 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7808 17:30

Basically, CBT is retraining your inner voice to not be such an asshole to you.

Did that once and a pair of glowing eyes looked up at me and said "cut that out!"

172 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7808 18:43


>Basically, CBT is retraining your inner voice to not be such an asshole to you.

But my inner voice has been an asshole my whole life. I think it's too deeply ingrained into my very being at this point.

173 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7808 21:37

In that case, direct that inner asshole at everyone else, and it'll be too busy to rag on you.

174 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7808 21:44

Khhhhhh! Khhhhhh!

175 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7808 21:48

I love chewing gum.

I chew so many packs of gum, it's crazy.

You may call me a "gum guzzler"

176 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7809 00:08

Cock and ball torture

177 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7809 00:39

Depends on a glue, but most likely adding a bit of water on the back side should suffice to stick it back. But yeah, peeling wallpaper is probably the best part in house renovation.

178 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7809 01:14

I used to think that too, but give it a try anyway. It works, it just takes work.

179 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7809 03:45


180 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7809 07:10

oh how the mighty have fallen

181 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7809 08:59

death grips x anime mashups

182 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7809 23:42

Surprisingly, the Hoki station is still alive.

183 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7809 23:49



dude domain names cost like $10 per YEAR
less than a dollar a month

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7810 01:23

I don't like sex

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7810 07:59

yes, I really filled out a captcha just to call you gay

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7810 08:18

Shaved my head today, feels great. I used electric clippers over the bathroom sink and when I was done it was full to the top with hair. The clippers even got stuck a few times because my hair is really thick and impossible to take care of which is why I shaved it in the first place.
Thanks for reading my blog.

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7810 10:00

Hmmm, tonight I should fall asleep to an ASMR haircut recording.
I want to get a real haircut but I'm too anxious.
Thanks for reading MY blog.

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7810 17:08

Reading through entire textboard threads really nicely complements listening to lolicore.

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7810 17:43

My home has been without internet access for 72 hours now. If it weren't for this library, I'd've probably lost my mind by now.

190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7810 17:59

I've become the system.
Once, the system was just a part of me.
It was the part that lurked inside; the burning desire to find out what the system is. The system sought to recreate itself.
But now I understand.
I've looked inside my system and I've seen it.
It's everything.
It's cups, it's picture frames, it's diaries, it's monetary value, it's iPhones and pens and curtains and peaches and gates and skyscrapers and shopfloors.
It's all inside me and I can unleash it when I feel like it.
When I want you all gone, I'll simply activate my world destruction trigger.
It's located on the side of my head.
I'll need some kind of blunt force to activate it, though.
Will you activate my system for me?
It's laying dormant, choking on the mist inside me.
I have no bones and no organs, just mist and the system.
These words aren't even real.
The system is real; the fog is real; the desire is real.
But you're not real.
How does it feel to be part of my system?
Does it feel good?
I hate you.

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7810 19:51

Actually, I was about to suggest he try fucking the other gender for a while and see how that goes.

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7810 20:50

I can't be gay if I don't like sex.
No. I don't want any sex.
captcha: vulation

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7810 22:01

Are you upset about it? Or are you okay with it?

194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7811 02:11

Do you use Tumblr?

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7811 02:33

You know what? I like animals and everything, but if someone's pet dog is retarded enough to eat something that will kill it, despite the owner's efforts to prevent it, maybe just let the dog die.

196 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7811 05:40

sounds like the logic of a person who leaves poisoned dog treats scattered around in the park

197 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7811 11:29

>>196 not at all. I just think it's a bit of a waste to spend $20,000 on operations for an animal that adamantly refuses to not try to kill itself by breaking into the cupboard and eating a mess of chocolate.

198 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7811 13:14

You could, by the same argument, say that we shouldn't pay for lung cancer treatments for smokers.

199 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7811 13:50

Only if you place the same value on a family pet as on a human member of your family.

200 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7811 15:00

okay with not liking sex? yes

201 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7811 19:40

which species is a bigger planetary burden?

202 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7811 20:27

Exactly, it's a value judgement. Whether or not a problem is someone's own fault or not is largely irrelevant to whether or not you should help them.

As an aside, my family dog once ate most of a toblerone and she was absolutely fine.

203 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7811 20:33

If a dog eats a shitton of chocolate, what does the dog need to get well? Stomach pumping? Why does that cost 20K?

204 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7811 22:26

I think it's actually cacao that is harmful to dogs, but there's not as much of it in milk chocolate as there is in say baker's chocolate.

205 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7811 23:27


206 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7811 23:48


207 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7812 01:34

I wish the /language/ board were more active.

208 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7812 02:15

I wish you were more active.

209 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7812 20:04

I wish I wasre more active

210 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7812 21:58

Maybe I should just stick to what I know.

211 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7813 09:12

I wonder if it's a new default name or just some weird guy.

212 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7813 10:34

I actually like memorising kanji.

213 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7813 11:08

I like memorizing heavily inflected verb forms throughout various classical languages. By various, I mean three.

214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7813 21:49

If only radio [...]

215 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7813 22:27

Beauty is artifice.

216 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7814 00:45

I haven't even showered yet today and all I've done is masturbate a lot. I wish I had the willpower to do things I actually want to do.

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7814 00:56

There is no motivation today either.

218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7814 01:12

You should get a hobby, any hobby. Other than masturbation, I mean.

219 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7814 04:21

I disagree with >>218. You should learn to accept masturbating a lot as a hobby, showering sounds pretty boring to be honest.

220 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7814 08:31

It's 2:30 in the morning and I haven't gone to sleep yet. I need to get up really early tomorrow... or should I say today.

221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7814 08:31

I never cease to be amazed by this song's ability to give me a mental breakdown on demand.

222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7814 12:04

Poole's closed!

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7814 12:32

Despite all the emails I sent him over the years calling him a faggot and telling him to kill himself, it makes me feel a bit sad to hear that he's retiring. Like it's the end of an era, or something.

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7814 13:08

I think we've all given him a little too much shit, but you gotta admit he's done pretty well for a single person on a site with almost 2 billion posts.

225 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7814 14:49

Suffice (imperative)

226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7815 06:45

ineffective flu vaccines

227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7815 08:15

the end is near

228 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7815 08:56

Will any tech giants ever experience huge data loss? Like maybe it'll turn out that there's a defect in the hard drives they use, or perhaps a meteor will strike a data center. I know companies do backups but it's possible (yet unlikely) that their primary and backup storage could be impacted at the same exact time.

Imagine if large parts of Youtube, for example, just disappeared.

229 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7815 12:29

Is it wrong that I'm looking forward to the Charlotte vs Mami edits of the soon-to-be-released beheading video of those two Japanese guys that ISIS captured?

230 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7815 17:44

After literally several years, on and off, of trying to master lucid dreaming, I now have rather good dream recall. However, not only do I no longer keep a dream diary, but I generally don't even make an effort to properly remember my dreams any more. This is partly because not all of my dreams are things I want to record or remember (for various reasons) but there's more to it than that. Many of my dreams strike me as really, truly beautiful - not in their entirety, but just bits of them - and somehow this beauty is intrinsically linked to their ephemerality, and how easily they are forgotten.

My memory is fairly good for facts and figures, but astoundingly poor for personal details - even my own ones. My memories of my childhood are already very hazy, with many events that I can't quite place or have outright forgotten. I even have confabulated memories: I have a very vivid memory, for instance, of being in a hot air balloon, but both my parents insist it can't possibly have ever happened. Soon enough my memories of early adulthood will go the same way, and everything I care so very deeply about now will slowly desaturate and evaporate away.

Perhaps that's why I like forgetting my dreams, because it reminds me of how my waking life will go. Everything in my dreams, the good and the bad, will vanish given time - a few hours at most. When I am lying on my deathbed, I will look back on my life and see it in exactly the same way. Somehow, it makes it all the more precious and beautiful; it's what separates personal experience from dispassionate facts and theories.

That brief moment each morning, still wrapped in bedclothes, staring at the ceiling, recalling the false events of the last night, might just be the most momentous part of my day.

231 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7815 18:11

we need another paradigm shift

232 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7815 22:13

I do have hobbies, just not the willpower to engage in them consistently for long periods of time and I'm easily distracted.

233 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7816 01:07

Those don't even look like maltesers.

234 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7816 05:21

I like when you guys think about things.

235 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7816 14:31

I thought geting drunk wouldh elp me fall asleep but it just made me want to listen to zz top

236 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7817 00:23

And then he went to bed.

237 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7817 03:31

I've been feeling very lonely lately, I didn't really notice it for a while. I don't talk to lots of people and feel kind of like an outsider even in some of the other internet communities I try to join.

238 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7817 05:42

Talk to people about books at your library.

239 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7817 05:45

Matrix three is a 3 by 3

240 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7817 12:46

Whatever gets you through the day, whatever lets you sleep at night.

241 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7817 15:31

I hate Sundays.

242 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7817 19:22

I'm sad because I was reminded of my own inadequacies.

243 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7818 00:05

The malaise of the thousands of lives you'll never live.

244 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7818 14:52

too cold

245 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7818 16:49

I shan't mention it.

246 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂) : 1993-09-7818 17:38

Immediately scrolling to the bottom of the list to find DQN is going to be a hard habit to break.

247 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7818 23:23

I really don't understand the hubub about snow coming to the NE US. It's just a normal amount of snow but people are calling it a blizzard.

248 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7819 00:36

Yeah, three lousy feet of snow and ITS DE END O DE WORL WE ALL GONN DIE

buncha babies

249 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7819 01:01

Just read the Hobbit for the second time. First time was in Junior High. I have to say I liked the movies better. Tolkein can build a universe second to none, but he's just not that good of a story teller.

250 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7819 01:32

Well my high school French teacher read the lord of the rings trilogy 17 times. N

251 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7819 04:47

There is candy inside of the penis I want it

252 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7819 08:41

I don't know how to respond to your letters.

253 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7819 11:22


254 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7819 12:03

Hey, Shii, if you read this, http://shii.org/b/kodokunooto is missing, and your site is redirecting to some weird old book!

255 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7819 12:18

Well, isn't The Hobbit intended for younger audiences and thus much shorter and simpler story-wise? I'm surprised that Hollywood managed to pump as many movies out of thin book as from a large trilogy.

It seems that the modern trend is Game of Thrones with all its behind-the-scenes intrigues and fighting. But I say, "Fuck it!" The world needs more unselfish heroes and less backstabbing rats.

256 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7819 12:26

Peeking at other boards feels weird and a bit scary, as if there are lots of unfamiliar posters who have never been to DQN.

257 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7819 13:01

My brain told me last night that the sense of ultimate boredom, discontent and depression is a sign of it recovering and rearing to learn something new.

258 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7819 13:46

Seriously, am I the only person who uses semicolons?

259 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7819 14:55

You're not the only one; I also use them.

260 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7819 15:49

I tried to smell nice today, but I wonder if I smell too strongly.

261 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7819 16:32

I need to get a real job, this place is driving me nuts!

262 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7819 20:26

Hasn't it been doing that for over a year now?

263 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7819 23:09

Yeah, and he even nuked his wiki some time before that. Does anybody have a good archive of it? It's a shame to see it go.

264 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7820 00:38

Who gives a shit about this kike?

265 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7820 02:00

Citizenfour is good.

266 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7820 02:15

It even inspired me to work on my own web place!
...But then it was gone, and motivation was no more.

267 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7820 02:38

So if Edgar Allan Poe lived today, you think he would be a furry? You reckon he would have a crow as his avatar?

Would he be an Internet addict? Would he be an avid gamer? Would he call himself Edgar Allan Pwnd?

268 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7820 04:55

boom boom boom boom, i want you in my womb.

269 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7820 05:03

Now that I think about it, a scene with two women having a scholarly debate about Kantian idealism or something wouldn't pass the Bechdel test, but a scene with two women talking about menstruation and fancy shoes would. Will feminists admit that the latter really does represent women better than the former?

270 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7820 05:05

It's like radiation in your wedding cake.

271 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7820 05:46

I think there might be a feminist under my bed.

272 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7820 06:54

I think there might be a bed under my bipotion.

273 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7820 12:30

I didn't think I could pull it off, but I managed to masturbate five times in a row. Now I really need a smoke and something to drink before I die of dehydration.

274 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7820 14:55

I think I might be more feverous than usual.

275 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7820 21:56

But the only thing you really need to know is what happens when she blows on her flute.

276 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7820 21:58


277 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7821 03:07

your body is a temple
cleanliness is godliness

278 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7821 09:43

>pull it off

I see what >273 did there.

279 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7821 10:38

In a row and not in a day? How? Teach me this feat, I want to do it too.

That's spectacular.

280 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7821 12:00

I wouldn't recommend it, my willy is still sore.

281 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7821 16:01

I should have stuck to masturbating like >>273 did. Some bitch gave me hpv and now I'm gonna get dick cancer.

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7821 18:31

I spend my "HTML class" time watching from ex-military tattooed idiot ask weird questions and fail at uploading his broken files to the class production server.

283 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7821 18:37



fucking autocorrect

284 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7821 19:18

Why do nerdy fandoms separate into two rival camps so much? Off the top of my head, there's:

Star Wars vs. Star Trek
Marvel vs. DC
Sega vs. Nintendo
Touhou vs. Kantai Collection
Kyoto Animation vs. SHAFT

285 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7821 19:36

Eesh, is you dick covered with that ugly flaky stuff now? The worst part is that you can get the virus from public places without even sexing anyone.

286 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7821 19:38

The non-nerdy do this just as well. Look at any political ``issue'' or sports team rivalry.

287 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7821 20:05

Who the fuck likes SHAFT?

288 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7821 20:22


Their last few shows were a trainwreck but Koufuku Graffiti seems pretty good. And I won't believe that anyone legitimately disliked Hidamari Sketch or Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei instead of just pretending to to troll.

289 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7821 20:46

>>288 SZS is objectively good. I can see why someone wouldn't like, say, Bakemonogatari though. Lots of fourth wall breaking and quick back-and-forths and weirdness possibly for the sake of weirdness.

I'm not a fan of Kyoto at all, but I don't really think there's a rivalry between the two, because the shows they make are totally different in a way that the other rivalries >>284
cites aren't.

Also, this guy
is right. Go to a college football game, which is about as far from an anime or sci-fi/fantasy con as you can get - exactly the same shit.

290 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7821 20:47

Pfft, "vs", really? It's Star Wars, who cares, Nintendo, Touhou, Kyoto Animation obviously.

291 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7821 20:48

I wonder how the windows in this bus taste.

292 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7821 20:56

Sayonara was just too oddly paced and I couldn't get through the first episode of Bakemonogatari.
I could see how a native speaker could enjoy them, with Sayonara's quick-fire pop culture references and what I gathered to just be badly subbed wordplay in Bakemonogatari (but which looked suspiciously like a boring 24-minute conversation between two kids in an empty park), but to me they were just entirely inaccessible and I find it difficult to believe any other non-native who hasn't lived there for a good few months can say they genuinely enjoyed either show as much as the creators truly intended.

293 Name: >>290-man : 1993-09-7821 20:57

I mean, I can see Kantai Collection's pedophiliac appeal with all that "they are decades-old ships" guise. Yet, it's not for us – true weeaboos – who value and cherish Japanese culture, history and religion as their own.

294 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7821 22:47

I swear, if I had a small amount of money for every time one of these bitches tells me to ’‚΅γ‚ͺ‚κ I'd have a large amount of money by now.

295 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7822 02:18

I've just been pwned by the Oxford Dictionary. It's a new very strange feeling of utter helplessness.

he spent whole days in his room, wearing headphones lest he disturb anyone

296 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7822 03:34


297 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7822 04:44

I wish to focus on becoming the little girl in real life. Goodbye dokyuns.

298 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7822 05:35

Are you going to focus on the ``little'' part first, or the ``girl'' part?

299 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7822 07:39

He would be one of those guys who posts giant walls of text and has a really pretentious signature. He would also probably be a mod, have a really high post count, and be involved in IRC circlejerks.

300 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7822 14:38

>>298 I don't think the little part is really medically possible right now. Also I said I was leaving, autism-quotes-kun.

301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7822 14:53

Don't quit, >>300. Never quit!

302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7822 15:07

Nothing can get a man in more trouble than telling the truth.

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7822 15:11

The most annoying thing about upgrading to Win8.1 is that the eyebrow overlay in that smoking intellectual face don't work any more. They just look like the eyebrow with a broken circle underneath, and are off to the right of the eye they should be over.

Hate that. Eyebrows are the shit.

304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7822 15:16

>>297 this is not an issue of the "real world". You can only truly become the little girl in your mind.

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7822 15:18

This is a good yearbook quote.

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7822 23:18

A function for ghosts.

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7822 23:57

Good God, Roxanne! Thumbscrews?

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7823 03:11

Ah, I shouldn't have read about my Alma mater (not to be), I'm sad now.

309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7823 17:09

I love gluten.

310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7823 17:41

I love glutes!

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7823 18:43

We know how to have fun where I live. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV0P9lr4654

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7823 20:23

You're not very good at this...

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7823 22:49

I wish it was spring already.

314 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7824 00:11

I want Letty to leave

315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7824 00:13

I gotta bitch of an itch.

316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7824 13:29

The reason why we aren't visited by time travellers is that we have no future.

317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7824 15:42

I really, really don't want to leave the house again.

318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7824 16:14

I'd like to be able to leave the house entirely on my own terms.

319 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7824 20:32

background music

320 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7824 20:33

A nice cup of tea and a sticky bun.

321 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7825 09:33

I want a rainbow for my birthday.

322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7825 13:13

Savescumming is a sin against human nature.

323 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7825 17:09

I browse but rarely post.

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7825 17:45

Fuck yeah, it's snowing!

325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7825 23:39


326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7826 02:23

Not here.

327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7826 16:52

I got friend dumped by three people, in unison. Just before my birthday. I really would like to die in my sleep. That would be nice.

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7826 19:41

catgirls in heat

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7826 21:48

i could listen to only VIPTRONIC, DQN ELECTRONICS, BaI ELECTRONICS and vocaloid for ever and my life would probably feel a lot better

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7826 22:19

I want to have a song in an new DQN ELECTRONICS album but I don't want to make a thread for it.

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7827 14:17

Maybe tying my legs together wasn't such a great idea after all.

332 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7827 16:57

How come there are many bands/musicians who write songs about historical events?

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7827 17:47

Jenny Craig said, "you know this kid?"
I said I didn't but I know he did

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7827 18:52

So I watched that "throw like a girl" superbowl commercial and wondered why they were just as spazzy after the Chicks Are Awesome You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself Sexist Shitlord part as they were before.

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7827 19:14

Chicks suck at sport anyway. My little sister wanted to play-wrestle, but she couldn't even get back up after I leg-slammed her. Fucking girl.

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7827 19:31

No shit. My sister ran away and cried after I elbow dropped her.

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7827 19:55


338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7827 20:42

I will destroy this exam. And the homework.

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7827 21:34

I wonder how the world would go on if I weren't here. I know there's at least a few people who appreciate my presence, but would they miss me if I had never been in their lives to begin with? Would they lie awake at night, some faint itch in the back of their head telling that something is missing? For that matter, is something - or someone - missing from my own life? How would I ever know?

340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7827 21:57

I pee pretty often cause I sit on my butt on the computer all day drinking tea and when I get up to stretch my legs I realize I had to pee.

341 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7827 22:03

I turned it off at the halftime show, I just couldn't shake the feeling that I was watching the same kind of cavalcade of degeneracy that I might have seen at a Roman orgy. Maybe it's just because I was drunk but watching it really made me feel physically ill.

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7827 23:28

You can lie to yourself and think that the empty part of your life is actually a close friend or a significant other that you should've meet but didn't, but honestly, can you possibly imagine missing someone you haven't even met? Do you even care for strangers around you that actually do exist? Do you weep for any of the 105 persons that just perished last minute?

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7828 00:49

مرگ بر اسرائیل

344 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7828 01:35

After two of my friends "broke up" with me I've been feeling pretty suicidal. I just want to be done. I won't actually do it but I'd be nice to die in my sleep.

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7828 02:25

>>332 do you mean are, or aren't? Because I don't think historical events are a huge theme in music.

I would do it though, if I could write songs and/or was in a band. Fuckers remake the same dogshit love song ten billion times, but has anyone wrote a song about the Battle of Cannae? Not that many, I bet.

346 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7828 04:56

Odenpa Stadio really has lots of lewd wordplay in their songs.

347 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7828 12:40

What the hell did I do to her?

348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7828 18:27

Quit your whining, cat. I already fed you.

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7828 19:17


350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7828 19:26

spare the noid and spoil the pizza

351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7828 20:17

If you release the emergency mittens and scroll up really fast the mittens float upwards too.

352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7828 22:26

I'm gonna rest 'cuz I'm the best!

353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7828 23:49


354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7829 21:04

I'm not a fan of the answer to my question. It didn't answer anything and contained unnecessary references to testicles and anal sphincters.

355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7829 21:07

whips it out

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7829 21:48


357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7830 04:27

When is he getting hereee

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7830 05:44

I wish Amazon would hurry up with my package.

359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7830 07:06

Personal life going to be amazing, professional life going mediocre. Much better than the other way around.

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7830 11:24

It's just like that one where one of the main characters turns out to be a tree.

361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7830 15:38

The pigeons around here behave very strangely.

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7831 00:09

Fuck off, autumn.

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7831 00:54

I like how the stage theme reaches a climax right before the end and then drops and you're sitting there for a few seconds waiting for the boss to appear.

364 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7831 16:01

Thank goodness it isn't three o'clock any more.

365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7831 18:29

urban exploration

366 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7831 20:32

I had 10 days to prepare for an exam. I wasted the first 5 doing nothing, so now I'm going to do nothing for 5 days since I already missed my chance at studying

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7831 22:51

Five days is plenty. Go study, you lazy sack of shit.

368 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7832 01:00

This. Study! You just want an excuse to give up right now, but you'll regret it if you do.

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7832 02:12

Honestly five days is a good amount of time. I failed my math exam because of not studying. I feel terrible. Please study anon.

370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7832 02:40

Don't listen to those queers in >>367-369, your plan sounds like a good one to me.

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7832 06:16

I'm really bad at studying. I blame high school and college for being too easy; I never had to study. Now if there's anything more advanced that I want to learn on my own, I just can't bring myself to study for it. However, thinking "I need to study" can be a good impetus to do something else useful, because you can rationalise it.

All this goes to say is that I think >>366 should clean the house or exercise to avoid studying.

372 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7832 11:36

"Shi" in Dvorak layout corresponds to Russian "„w„€„" (incomplete "„w„€„„p" - "arse"). It also carries on the meaning, just as you would exclaim "Oh shi-!" in English, it would be "„O, „w„€„-!" in Russian.

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7832 11:42

You should avoid self-fulfilling prophecies, if anything they ruined my life. But still, 5 days is a lot of a time for studying. If you need to memorize something try to revise it a couple of times per day.

But as >>370,371 you would probably want to clean in your desk/room/house/hard disk drive because it's a mess that distracts you/full of dust/you're tired of your surroundings.

374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7832 13:02

Why do I have dandruff even though I use anti-dandruff shampoo?

375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7832 16:25

Try changing your bed sheets. Or maybe your head just sheds some useless old skin. Or that shampoo was a rip-off.

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7832 23:37

What now? How can I just go about as though nothing's changed, as though the world is the same as I always believed it was? How can I not?

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7833 00:32

take da blue pill

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7833 01:23

I don't see what's wrong with being addicted to masturbation.
It's cheap, safe and free. Plus it's fun!

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7833 04:22

I can't use Google Earth because I am terrified of it. The blackness of space around the Earth when you're zoomed out, the plunge towards the planet when you zoom in, the unsettling feeling of actually being above the Earth itself and looking down on everything. Looking at photos of planets etc. doesn't bother me at all; it's only this I have a problem with. I don't understand it.

380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7833 13:35

like anything, it's fine in moderation, but bad in excess

381 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7833 15:50

It's true, you do feel great after going to the gym, after the stiffness and muscular pain is gone, that is. Who would've thought?

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7833 17:51

I can't wait until I have abs. I just want to have a flat chest and stomach.

383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7833 17:58

I'm really tired of myself. I'm boring. Needy. And annoying. And unattractive. I want people to like me and desire to be around me. But if I were someone else I would not choose to be friends with me either.

384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7833 22:22

Those were the first tits I've seen for a while, so I guess that's okay.

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7833 23:43

I've never understood why the full moon is considered "creepy" or "spooky". Personally I've always found it rather beautiful and peaceful.

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7834 02:21


387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7834 03:21


388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7834 03:55

I got dinner with someone and I didn't say or do anything awkward!

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7834 14:15

>>383 I'd like to tell you it's going to be okay, but that really could be a lie.

It's entirely possible though that you're also being way too hard on yourself and are overstating your negative qualities and not thinking about your positive ones. I know because I have done this and still do it all the time. Anyway, if you think you're boring, getting into an interest or hobby is a good way to be less boring.

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7834 14:17


391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7834 15:06

I do have some though. Archery, activism, books, law, politics, hiking, bushcraft, gardening, vidya, programming. Those are all just boring things that nobody wants to hear about.
Really the only thing that I at all like about myself are my eyes. My eyes are cool colors. The rest of my body and personality are undesirable.

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7834 15:15

>>391 in that case, you're not boring, because there are people around into all that stuff who like to talk about it. Maybe they are hard to find, though, because unless you're into sports it seems like it's hard to find anyone who shares your interests.

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7834 20:55

If you're unable to make and maintain friends with those hobbies you're most likely a gigantic faggot.

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7835 14:29

And here is paradise.

395 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7835 17:38

It's too bad that Nesticle is so far in the past now that no one will find it relevant if I make wisecracks about games that don't work right on it having Nesticular cancer.

396 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7835 17:39

Ettins have two dongers?
What, humans have only one?

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7835 18:12


398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7835 18:27

I want to visit the aquarium!

399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7835 19:40

She watches you because she loves you.

400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7835 21:26

The wind, the snow, the birdsong, and someone is playing a piano in Woodbury.

401 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7836 00:00

warm heater, warm food, warm heart

402 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7836 01:02


403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7836 02:57

why not

404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7836 10:40

All this porridge... going to waste...

405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7836 17:23


These posts sound like a poem.

406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7836 20:14

I am too worried about computer and stuff, this is stupid...

407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7836 20:45

I tried alcohol for the first time ever last night. It tasted like cough syrup. I don't know why people drink it.

408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7836 20:47

passing trees blur the snow

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7836 20:50

Tires carry hopeful hearts.

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7836 20:53

Homeward bound.

411 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7836 21:05

To the couple 3 seats ahead of me on the bus kissing and cooing at each other: "Fuck you."

412 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7836 21:20

>>411 if it makes you feel better chances are pretty fair that they'll be broken up or making each other miserable this time next year.

413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7836 22:07

¿͇̲̗͎̼͉̒̚ɥ̼̬͐̌̾̄ͦɔ̝̯͎̝̫̳ͫ̏̇͗͂ͣ́̓ʇ̗͇̳̯̯̏̂̐̿ͨ̆̑ᴉ̟̬̳͓̜̭̻͇̌̾ͮ͑͐͂̋q̻̱͎͖̹͉͉̦̓ͥͣ̚ ̹͔͎̱̙͈̳̲̯̈͑̏͆͑ͤ̿ͪ̑ǝ̹̩͙̆̿̄̍l̮̙̝̆̍̑̾ͥ̅͌̚ʇ̙̭̟͒̆͑̐ͯͭ̄͂̎ʇ̫͉͙̯͕̈́̓ͥͪ̾͒͌̿ͅͅᴉ̣̗͍̻͙̣̗͗̌̏̈́̀l͈̻̦͒̅ͭ͒̊͑̂͐ ̹͙̯̝͕̊ͮͫ̚ͅn͖͕͌̿̾ͨ̓́͂̅o̻̰̹̿ͯ̍ʎ̤̗͕̹́ͭ̒ͪͥ͗͛̿ ̲̥̽̈́̈͊͊̔̚'͓̼͖͍͓͎͆͐ͦ̈́̑̏ǝ̦̺̝͚̍ͅɯ̠̃̓̌ͨ̚ ̭͉̣̰̥̲̭̯͕ͫ̅͗o̯ͯ̅̍̆̿̃ʇ̙̯̰̱̱̱̥ͧ̌ͤ̃̔ ̲͙ͪ͐͊͋ʎ̤̗̜͇ͪ̋ͪ́̆́͂ɐ̬̜̯̼̟̤ͥ͐s̼̲͉̟̥͙̤̞̠ͯ̄̇͌ͬ̅͋̚ ̭̻̮̩̞̜͔̜͂̃̽̑̉͋̚ƃ͉͚͙̠͔͊̔ͮu̯͔̘̮̠͙̅ͥͮ̿ͅᴉ̯̝̠͚̯ͤ̃ͪͬͣͩ̚ʞ͖̠͔͉͖̘͖͉̞ͯ̆̌ɔ͙̘͕̟͇̾͒ͯͅͅn̖̻̭̗̰̆ͦ̂̏̒͌͒ͅɟ̣̠̱̅̂ ̮͇̄ͫ̇ͦ̓͆ʇ̟̦͎́̂̔͊͗͊s̻̻͈̳͎ͭ̚n͚̜̞͓͔ͫ̍ɾ̘͍̑̂ ̹̪̏n̖̖͓̞̹͇̊́̍o̻̩͍̫͈̹̗͒̔̍ʎ̜̠͔̩̒ͬ͆̂́̋ͪ ̥̠͖ͨ͌̅̽p̬̣͍̗̑ͨ̍̿͌̅ᴉ̼̹̫̖̒p͈͔̯͛͋̽͐̈̇͂ ͔͉͇̆ͯ͒̍ͅʞ̖͔ͨ̆̏̃̇ͦɔ͓̒͑̉̐ͧn̳͇̙̰̫͎̜̒̏ͅɟ̖̯͍̪͍͈ͩ̐͂̈́ͯ̇̋ͭͮ ͚͈̝͈̭̱̚ǝ͖̯̗̞̌͊ͮ͋ͧͨ̐̽ɥ̙͎̳̙̪̪̩̮̜̽̐̿ʇ͍̣̳̯̩̭͗ͩ̍͐͆͗ͅ ͈͍̞̠̝̭͈̪͉ͮ̇ͪ͐̚ʇ̲̙̖͖̘ͧ̇ɐ̰͎͇̲̯̲͖̹̦͂ͮ̈́ͩ̑̊̐ɥ̠̤͓̜͖͚̰̞̄̑̋M̗̜̞̘̯̭̘̍̒

414 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7836 22:31

Why does milk make me fart?

415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7836 23:31

too cold

416 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7837 00:07

Constant internal state of existential crisis.

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7837 00:29

>>414 you're lactose intolerant

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7837 00:47

A senpai noticed me today

419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7837 02:42

Hey, you know man, that does make me feel a little better.

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7837 03:21

But it still doesn't remove that bitter taste of moral decay of our society. People should have some decency to keep private matters private and quit making out on a fucking overcrowded subway train, for example.

I mean if somebody decapitated them right there and we were doused by their blood, I would rejoice.
...Or if at least some old grandma scolded them for the good few minutes and perhaps pushed them, that would suffice.

421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7837 05:40

The stupid naked pizza delivery video was taken down from every porn site ever, holy fuck I could have downloaded it but I didn't. Fuck why is it so hot.

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7837 07:05

I wish I was drunk!! Only having a couple of glasses and getting halfway there is so unsatisfying.

423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7837 10:40

What's so hot about pizza?

424 Name: ( EƒΦE) : 1993-09-7837 11:49

It comes from the oven.

425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7837 16:37

Well, now we know.

426 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7837 18:10

I guess my mom is lactose intolerant. I wonder if that's something that is passed down from parent to child.

427 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7837 21:57

It is.

428 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7837 22:16

Lactose certainly is. Intolerance, I'm not so sure.

429 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7838 00:21

I hate lactose. Fuck that shit.

430 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7838 00:56

Kyun! Kyun! Kyun! Kyun!

431 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7838 02:22

asian-style mexican food

432 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7838 02:25

alcoholics anonymous is drunk legion

433 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7838 03:56

caramel chocolate hot coco yeah boyeeeeee

434 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7838 12:41

Programming is a strange and magical thing.

435 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7838 13:24

4chan is down so now I'm here

436 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7838 13:41

I'm waiting for the day when I start coding the codes once again. But it doesn't come...

437 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7838 13:46

I don't do anything else. I enjoy it, but I don't recommend becoming me.

438 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7838 16:09

That Suika girl sure is one heck of a demon.

439 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7838 16:55

Welp 4chan is up again


440 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7838 17:06

moot is kill

441 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7838 17:08

442 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7838 18:00

Don't talk to me about purity.

443 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7838 21:53

Windows Gayght

444 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7838 21:54

I am yours.

445 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7839 02:21

briefly touching the hand of a cashier who gives you your change back

446 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7839 07:06

The way cats and dogs shiver sometimes when they stretch out is cute and makes the world a better place.

447 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7839 07:22

The one time I leave my house I get sick on the coldest days in years.

448 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7839 11:12

WWJD if he had to climb a wall of dicks?

449 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7839 16:45

Radiation is the best way to warm your heart.

450 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7839 17:11

A recent update has rendered my netbook's battery percentage report alarmingly specific. It's currently at 58.18%.

451 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7839 21:25

Dogs especially.

452 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7840 00:46

An error occurred during a connection to 4-ch.net. SSL received a record that exceeded the maximum permissible length. (Error code: ssl_error_rx_record_too_long)

453 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7840 11:14

Thought condensation nuclei.

454 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7840 16:34

Jews need to die violently and remain away forever.

455 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7840 16:38

Jews need to be embraced lovingly and remain here forever.

456 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7840 17:00

I like your sarcasm there.

457 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7840 17:06

Tengu the Greedyjew

458 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7840 18:17

Happy birthday Andrew!

459 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7840 18:22

shitting out live insects

460 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7840 21:27

You're two weeks late!

461 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7840 22:06


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462 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7840 22:15

haha, hi little chunky man :)

463 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7841 01:49


464 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7841 02:55

I bet rich people make weird job opportunities. Like imagine if you were a billionaire. You could pay people to warm up your seats or pick the unpopped kernels out of your popcorn. That would look so weird on a resume.

465 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7841 03:07

When I was younger, a job I had looked very normal on paper, but it was obvious that the CEO could have automated all of my tasks in about 30 minutes if he had bothered. I think the positions in my section (there were about five of us) existed solely out of charity. I'm glad his charity didn't take the form of me picking out unpopped popcorn.

466 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7841 06:59

It always made me uncomfortable sitting in a seat with someone else's butt warmth still on it.

467 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7841 15:41


468 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7841 15:53

Instability is lovely. Instability. Instability. Instability.

469 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7841 15:55

sometimes people at the gym are jerks

470 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7841 17:30

My gym membership has expired, and I feel free.

471 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7841 19:18

My cat is sleeping on top of the water heater. Warmest place in the house right now.

I'm kind of jealous, even though it looks uncomfortable,.

472 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7841 20:15

My friend's mom was low quality but she got remastered and now he had to kill her with help from my other friend.

473 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7841 23:38

I have constructed an elaborate arrangement of gears, levers, pulleys, and counterweights that, when engaged, will cause me to penetrate my own anus with my own penis. Wish me luck.

474 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7841 23:42

Does this involve first severing the penis?

475 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7842 00:12

Lover of the Russian queen...

476 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7842 00:57

I can't fuck myself in the ass, but I can suck my own dick.

477 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7842 01:23

>>476 that's genuinely impressive

478 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7842 01:55

Thank you. I am very flexible, but it's not something I was born with. Through hard work and lots of stretching, I have made myself flexible enough for such a feat.

479 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7842 02:08


480 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7842 03:55

Did you know that February 18th is international Asperger's day?

481 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7842 04:12

I thought they said Asperger's Syndrome is no longer a legitimate disorder on its own. People with ass burgers now just have "an autism spectrum disorder" instead.

482 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7842 05:24

This is my last post on a message board. Ever. I have begun to question what I'm doing with my life. I need to cut out bullshit, including SAoVQ, /dqn/, and other time-wasting websites. I need to become a new person. I hope you have a nice life. I'll try to have a nice one too. It just won't involve the internet, except for absolutely necessary things.

483 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7842 06:14

See you tomorrow, STALKER.

484 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7842 14:12

I hope you achieve what to want and I wish you good luck.

485 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7842 14:26

So there's what, five of us left now?


486 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7842 14:30

Convect into my warm embrace.

487 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7842 15:53

Good luck man. When the IT department at my workplace decided to block me out of practically every messageboard ever, except for the ones their security software provider was not aware of, I interpreted it as a wake-up call to stop wasting time on these websites, which I duly and summarily ignored. I'm happy you are one step ahead of me on this internet addiction recovery thing.

488 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7842 23:19

A little bag with "‚¨ŒΔ‚Ρ" written on the label.

489 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7843 00:01

For once I rode Greyhound without and crazies bothering me.

490 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7843 04:01

Minecraft is a bit like playing those DnD-like RPGs without Game Master.

491 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7843 04:28

"SJW" is like a cancer growth on a cancer that was "newfags" and other anything-fags. But this time it's everywhere, misrepresented by mis- and uninformed people. I quit a certain imageboard after "*fag"ging and lack of brilliance and originality became too much to bear. But this new drama is just a shit tsunami.

I'm getting drowned.

492 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7843 05:41

no one cares

493 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7843 09:51

I'm going to have to agree with >>492 on this one.

494 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7843 13:27

495 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7843 13:41

Shut the fuck up.

496 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7843 13:43

Did somebody link DQN on SAOVQ?

497 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7843 14:19


498 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7843 15:40

I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.

499 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7843 19:09

I have two pinned tabs, DQN and SAoVQ. Does nobody else? (I didn't do that though)

500 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7843 20:27

There are to many attractive people at this school.

501 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7843 22:01


502 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7844 00:31

It does not. What did you think the pulleys were for?

503 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7844 01:09

Rumor has it someone's been namedropping textboards on 8chan.co lately, which would explain the 4chan-style shitposting that's been going on (even on SAoVQ)

504 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7844 02:25

This machine cannot be fuelled by shota.

505 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7844 04:56

Bullshit, try harder.

506 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7844 07:00

>>503 Where do we go now? The un-new shall be a stateless people.

507 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7844 13:18

Yeah! Hug that fish!

508 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7844 13:54

I refuse to tell about these to close friends.
Let's wait until somebody links here an even more obscure and cool place to be!

509 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7844 14:58

gooby plz

510 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7844 17:38

Oh please, none of us here have any friend!

But really, this place may be obscure but it isn't particularly good. We could benefit from some fresh blood. Not a lot as long as it's good blood and none of that 4chan mud.

511 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7844 17:46

Wrinkly dick

512 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7845 00:36

>and none of that 4chan mud
or the 8chan mud, or the fetish mud, or the socio-political mud, or the crank mud, or the mud with tripcodes, or the other fetish mud, or...

513 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7845 02:03

robot vaginae

514 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7845 13:56

I think about making an effort with the various programming text boards sometimes, but there are literally zero friendly posts on any of them.

515 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7845 15:12

Oh my, I think this must be the cartoon I watched as a kid that I used to think people were talking about when they referred to Speed Racer.

516 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7845 15:45

Also what the fuck is this.
The naked ep was kinda funny though.

517 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7845 20:32

Some day I will look back on this period of my life and be slightly disgusted.

518 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7845 23:06

What the fuck's wrong with people calling themselves "agender" and asking to refer to them as "they" or "it"?

519 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7846 01:02

I feel like a puffer fish who can't unpuff.

520 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7846 01:26

I wonder if they'll get Alan Dean Foster to do the novelization for the Lord of the Rings movies.

521 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7846 02:12

Nah, they got some JRR Tolkien guy that no one ever heard of, but he messed up on parts of the plot and added some stupid Tom Bombadil character.

522 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7846 03:06


523 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7846 04:25

Dildo Daggins

524 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7846 10:05

If I were a spider I'd crawl in there and lay thousands of eggs.

525 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7846 13:53

Metronomic Man Mashing

526 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7846 13:54

I still think of stuff from 2010 as "recent" even though it was almost half a decade ago.

527 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7846 13:58

I still think of any video game released after around 2000 as "modern".

528 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7846 16:56

I reinstalled minceraft. Good bye, world.

529 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7846 17:56

Minecraft is 6 years old.
Skyrim is 4 years old.
Feels like both were released just a year ago.

530 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7846 18:38

lol I'm still finding new stuff in Skyrim. Gud gaem.

531 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7846 19:12

You'll certainly need to be consoled when I'm done with you!

532 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7846 19:26

Really, is it 4 years old now?! But I feel like I played it for a year than stopped for a few months, bought new DLCs on sale and wanted to try them "tomorrow or next week".

533 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7847 13:56

The future cuck: when your wife never puts out because she's saving herself for marriage.

534 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7847 15:36

This game is like a cross between Touhou and Irisu Syndrome. It... it's perfect.

535 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7847 16:06

Imagine working with a colleague you haven't really talked to before on a project, working pretty intensely on that project for about a week, and then a week after the project is complete greeting the same colleague in the hall and she looks at you like she's never met you before. And that happens more than once.

It hurts. Not that much, it's not like I'm in love with her or anything like that. But still, what the hell? Not even an acknowledgement? It honestly kind of pisses me off.

536 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7847 17:11

The internet only gets bigger and bigger as time goes on, so why does it feel like there's less meaningful and interesting content than ever before?

537 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7847 17:13

You sure know how to leave an impression on people.

538 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7847 17:41

Old internet was based primarily around educational and gov't institutions, which stay in fairly constant supply, while an increasing number of Joe Averages have come in as the technology becomes more available. There's probably not less "meaningful and interesting" content so much as it hasn't grown as much as the everything else, proportionally.

539 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7847 22:43

Often I look at parts of my body and am surprised by what I see.

540 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7847 22:59

They're not bitches. They're very nice young ladies, and you love them.

541 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7847 23:38

>>537 man, fuck you

542 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7848 00:00

That was unkind.

543 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7848 00:01

But am I pretty enough

544 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7848 00:20

Szbeaszhuh is polish for animal. Apparently.

545 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7848 02:17


546 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7848 07:01


547 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7848 11:51

My need for social interaction doesn't seem to be nearly as strong as it once was.

548 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7848 16:26

Smoke, smoke, smoke that weed
Puff, puff, puff that weed

549 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7848 18:11

Can chinese cartoons be considered real art?

550 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7848 18:57

My need for human contact is far too strong this morning.

551 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7848 19:03


552 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7848 21:39

I want to answer the question but I can't think of my own question.

553 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7849 00:22

Over the span of just the last 3 years, I dabbled in programming, game design, photoshop, graphic design, flash animation, pixel art, flash pixel art loops, music production, website design, website building, server maintenance, writing, lewd writing, language learning, history, art history, hiking, biking, jogging and gasp even social interactions.

Every time I get flared up for a couple of weeks or so, make some good progress and then get tired of it and forget about it. My quest for self-improvement will probably remain unfulfilled.

554 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7849 02:52

A little motivation is a dangerous thing.

555 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7849 05:48

Jack of all trades, master of none, ey?

556 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7849 14:49

Seeing a dude with a "Tweety Bird" tattoo in a porno is all kinds of wrong.

557 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7849 18:45

un tan un tan un tan

558 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7849 19:49

What kind of porn do you need to look at to see that sort of thing?

559 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7849 20:19

This song makes my sleeves wet.

560 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7849 20:48

some random idea collisions resulted in the name "Mahatma Gumby" popping out of my head.

no idea what to do with it.

561 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7849 20:54

Aaaaaand Google tells me a lot of smartasses beat me to it.

Pressure's off.

562 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7850 03:22


563 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7850 06:21

God bless you, Wolfram Alpha.

564 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7850 18:29

Leave it alone for a few years, and Pizza Hut tastes pretty good again.

565 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7851 00:27

Really pushing it this time, aren't you?

566 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7851 02:07

567 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7851 02:23

One of my friends is out with his girlfriend, my other friend is out getting laid, I'm sitting here deciding to get drunk for the first time ever.

568 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7851 03:14

I gave the World2ch Historical Society Wiki a read through and it made me nostalgic for you guys. So hi.

Also, hope u got 10bux

569 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7851 03:28

un tan un tan un tan

570 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7851 14:26


571 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7851 18:40

Yo wassup
Bux is useless to me, but thanks for the concern.

572 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7851 19:22




573 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7851 19:26

575 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7851 20:54


576 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7851 21:31

we have t☻p level nigglers fighting f☻r y☻ur s☻cial security rights

577 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7852 00:43

Too fucking many rules around here. I need to move.

578 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7852 11:26

Hands on piano keys.

579 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7852 11:40

I use mona by default so I always forget text art formatting.

580 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7852 15:57

I'll admit I have a sweet tooth, in more ways than one, but even so this is a little much.

581 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7852 19:37

I have never once gotten monafont to work in Linux.

582 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7852 20:32

Why do I even bother following roads and sidewalks? I'm technically an adult. I can go across these empty fields to save time. So why don't I?

583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7852 22:08

Inertia is all I need.

584 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7853 07:20

mouse pudenda

585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7853 11:17

I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna do it!

586 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7853 16:10

Neoaw Neoaw NeoawNeoaw Niiiiiiieoaw

587 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7853 16:35

Brobdingnagian brontosaurus

588 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7853 20:34

DJ P. Nuss & The Balls

589 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7853 21:05

le Refresh captcha (Wait 60 seconds)

590 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7853 23:25

I think I've mentioned before that I really don't like winter. The season, I mean. Somehow the cold, the poor weather, the bare trees, and the way everything living seems to die or vanish are more than I can bear. Which is odd, given that I don't exactly leave the house that often, and when I do I usually have my head in the clouds too much to really pay attention to these things.

And yet now, thoughtlessly, I find myself staring intently at every tree and hedge I pass, looking for buds or other signs of life. When I check the weather forecast I tell myself I just want to know if it'll rain or not, but really I want to see if the weather's getting warmer and more spring-like. I feel so restless, unable to do anything but sit on my hands and wait. The tension is making me a little out of sorts.

What I really miss, though it might seem silly and frivolous, is seeing butterflies. I haven't seen a living butterfly since about September - though actually I've seen lots of them in my dreams. That reminds me, last night I dreamed that I was in a ruined building, and the corners of the rooms were full of butterflies, clumped together into greyish black clods. Every so often a bit would break off and peel apart into butterflies of all colours, sizes, shapes, and fly away. The rest of the dream has long since evaporated, but that one image remains oddly vivid.

I'm told that most flowering plants require an extended period of cold (vernalisation) in order to be able to flower in spring. There's something oddly poetic about that.

591 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7854 07:52

But where does the dick come from

592 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7854 15:32

I kind of want to go into all the Nimoy tribute threads on FB and post "So long and thanks for all the fish!" in 'em.

593 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7854 18:32

Wow, it's the republicans the ones who invite your jewish overlord Netanyahu to step all over Obama. I wonder if the ultra-nationalistic right-wing blogs that get posted here over and over, ironically or not, will actually write an entry about it, I doubt it, because they don't deal with anything remotely important.

594 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7854 18:46

Whatever, rabbit.

595 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7854 19:09

Leonard Nimcy

596 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7854 19:10

ZOG is watching.

597 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7854 20:38

I ordered one of those free bibles from the Church of Latter Day Saints website. I thought they'd just send it through the mail but I think they are actually gonna send missionaries to deliver it to me. I wonder how I can politely tell them that I'm not interested in converting and just wanted to read it to quote silly bible passages to religious people on the internet?

598 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7854 20:47

>I think I've mentioned before that I really don't like winter. The season, I mean.

Thanks for clarifying, I thought you meant the dolphin.

599 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7854 21:29

It is an exciting time to be alive.

600 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7854 21:53

601 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7854 23:16

Off with my head!

602 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7854 23:35


bring back ( ˃ ƒŽ˂)

603 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7855 00:10

Please! Anything's better than Shiit.

604 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7855 01:23

Since I used two-day expedited shipping, some poor UPS driver is out there right now pulling a double shift driving into the night through the rain and snow to deliver my rubber vaginas. Thanks, guy.

605 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7855 02:22

That's adorable. Did you make it?

606 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7855 03:36

607 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7855 13:35

Watch Vsauce everyday

608 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7855 14:44

I don't know what that means.

609 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7855 22:59

Well the sticklebacks aren't going to thank me.

610 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7856 02:25

caca carrot cake

611 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7856 05:20

dumb and retarded I'm so sorry for rude

612 Name: VIPPER : 1993-09-7856 09:06


613 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7856 15:12


614 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7856 15:53


615 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7856 16:46

I hate routines, but I also hate change.

616 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7856 16:58

"You can rebuild a home; you can't rebuild a life when you are dead, can you?"

617 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7856 17:27

Make it a routine to change, then you'll hate everything.

618 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7856 19:51

I can't remember the last time I was this tired.

619 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7856 21:36

"a routine to change" is a remarkably

620 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7856 21:38

"a routine to change" is a remarkably accurate description of my life atm

621 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7856 23:50

I was playing Touhou the other night when I finally felt it. I had finally become tanasinn, if only for a moment. Don't think, just dodge.

622 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7856 23:55

Bionic gaynus

623 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7857 03:16

Cider is great.

624 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7857 03:31

Trayvon Martin e-mailing from the grave

625 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7857 10:39

I have to go.

626 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7857 18:40

I played a Yuu Yuu Hakusho game I didn't like. Does that mean the game should be called Yuu Yuu Hakuso?

627 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7857 21:09

The hottest girl is sitting next to me but she is gay and aauuuuugh.

628 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7857 21:13

Being a lesbian only makes girls cuter. I don't know why that is.

629 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7857 21:45

yeah it's pretty good

630 Name: (*- -) : 1993-09-7857 23:07


631 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7858 00:25

I could type anything here, and it would make no difference.

632 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7858 02:06

Sleep on time with warm cider

633 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7858 02:34


634 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7858 03:06

I think I like Danger 5.

635 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7858 16:38

I am therefore I think.

636 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7858 18:55

You shall be properly respectful before the Negus of Niger.

637 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7859 00:16

bur gur

638 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7859 02:24

my ass needs relacing

639 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7859 07:20

I was told there was a product called Cheese Wackies that were bas relief processed cheese slices with famous people on them. The example given was Benjamin Franklin. On cheese.

I don't know if I believe it, but there is an expired trademark for that name...

640 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7859 08:06

Cheese Wackies, imported from France, under The Laughing Cow trademark, is an orange colored, process cheese spread snack in the form of animal and clown heads representing circus figures. Each retail package, which is 3.5 oz. net weight, contains six cheese heads each weighing 0.58 oz.

641 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7859 13:03

Maybe it's better this way.

642 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7859 16:19

I think so. It'll be a lot simpler.

643 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7859 17:13

and healthier too!

644 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7860 00:53

Good find. I love this:

>Whether the Cheese Wackies are classifiable in subheading 0406.30 as processed cheese or in subheading 0406.90 as other cheese.

I kind of want to know what other products are in this category.

645 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7860 03:07

absolutely haram

646 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7860 16:11


647 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7860 21:39

i am almost sure i am not supposed to be able to have that come from my butt

648 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7860 22:46


649 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7860 23:18

Expect regular Control Tower updates from this Thursday onwards! But probably none before then.

650 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7861 02:51

( ₯ƒΦ₯) DIE
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( /PΎ

651 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7861 02:57

I love you <3

652 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7861 07:03

I should get drunk some day

653 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7861 07:24


654 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7861 10:31


655 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7861 11:26

I saw my first butterfly of the year! I just happened to look out the kitchen window as I was making breakfast, and there it was: a little fluttering shape, swimming through the mid-morning sunlight, before slipping over the fence and out of sight. It was too far away and the wrong angle to tell what type it was.

But... somehow, it's perfect. The unexpectedness, the ephemerality, the way it barely seemed to be there at all - as though it might've just been a trick of the light. Like a ghost. Somehow, it embodied everything a butterfly is supposed to be.

656 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7861 11:54

Move for me

657 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7861 15:46

You rife changes efery ting!

658 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7861 16:00

shut up

659 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7861 20:22

Is this you?

660 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7861 20:45

661 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7862 00:41

i was going to post something of my own, but >>655 enchanted me with that butterfly thing

662 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7862 01:47

All the stuff about butterflies and ghosts and ephemerality just made me think of Touhou.

663 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7862 04:09

If this is pregnancy I'm glad I'm not a female.

664 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7862 04:15


665 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7862 11:43

I didn't get Fight Club. I mean I got the whole thing about whatshisface being crazy and actually having been Tyler Durden the entire time, the part I don't get is why all the bored and frustrated white-collar office worker guys thought they had to be all secretive about beating each other up to release their frustrations, why didn't they just go to a boxing gym or join a martial arts club or something?

666 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7862 14:54

Personally, I preferred the "rumba rumba rumba rumba" one.

667 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7862 15:01

bure bure bure bure bure bure is the best.

668 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7862 21:33

Count of Monte Crisco

669 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7862 21:47


670 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7863 08:34

Wait, is this from the point of view of the cake?

671 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7863 11:36

Is it possible to deep throat oneself? Asking for a friend...

672 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7863 14:37

Like, did someone think "awesome, this dog has a moustache" and then this dog found himself getting all the dog-pussy he could dream of?

673 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7863 15:10

I've been constipated for 6 months and I can't tell when I'm hungry any more.

674 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7863 18:47





675 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7863 23:12

It's vitally important to have a variable for whether or not the protagonist wears glasses.

676 Name: Voice of the Mighty Anus : 1993-09-7864 01:01


677 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7864 10:40

No, Nietzsche isn't that cute.

678 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7864 17:22

Come on James, saying that something is "heinously anus" doesn't even make sense, you just said it because it rhymes.

vc: goy

679 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7865 00:29

I am the daughter of a southern country.

680 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7865 00:50

ram it in the gaynus

681 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7865 12:14

anagram of subtext

682 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7865 13:59

4-ch.net should move to .moe

...or wait until .saitama appears.

683 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7865 18:12

the anticlimax of my confession somehow burns harder than straightforward rejection

684 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7865 18:50

Will we ever get to 4-ch.gensokyo?

685 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7866 00:41

I'm glad to see I can still hold my own when it comes to origami. Muscle memory is a force to be reckoned with.

686 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7866 01:18

Boko Haram is old and busted, IS is the new hotness

687 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7866 02:00

I just realized that the icon for archive.org is a greco-roman style museum/library, rather than a trash can.

688 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7866 07:33

One day I'm gonna have to fight that other denpasong-loving DQN to the death for nanahira's hand in marriage.

689 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7866 11:16

( ά-ά) >>688 Not at all friend she is all yours

690 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7866 13:09

Don't expect an easy fight!

How can you call yourself a denpasong-loving DQN when you won't even fight to the death in the name of Nanahira?

691 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7866 13:41

(L₯ƒΦ₯`) Submit now and you and Kaorin can watch us get all rabu rabu kyun kyun together.

692 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7866 15:00

Get thee behind me, (*߁[ί).

693 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7867 17:32

I nneed it.

694 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7868 14:55

When will a really good waifu simulator connected to some kind of VR thing come out on the market? The first developer to do this will basically be printing money. They would be able to do that thing in Scrooge McDuck where he swims in pools filled with gold coins.

695 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7868 23:18

I keep finding ladybirds in my bathroom. On the windowsill, on the door lintel, on the floor, and, twice now, actually on my toothbrush. Somehow it makes me happy to find small living things in my home, but I'm not sure why.

696 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7869 02:11

My dick?

697 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7869 02:35

i'm happy as long as ‚Ζ‚λ”ό—l is safe from dokyuns.
she is too good for us.

698 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7869 04:43

I agree, really.

699 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7869 09:34

Become a strawberry.

700 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7869 22:02

So, what happened in the last couple of weeks whilst I was away?

701 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7869 22:16

702 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7869 23:49

I forgot how good tea was.

703 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7870 14:40

Hopefully my amazing shirt will distract them from my terrible hair.

704 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7870 15:09

Emperor Urethra Scrotum VII

705 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7870 20:59

Once wireless power becomes commonplace, dead drops can be a whole lot less dangerous and almost entirely hidden.
Just beam your power at the right patch of wall, connect to the ad-hoc wireless network, and browse to the right IP. Bluetooth would work too.
You can do it all from the comfort of a secluded bush.

706 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7870 22:07

I can hardly wait for the solar eclipse tomorrow!

707 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7870 22:50

I can, actually. Not very excited about it.

708 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7871 14:33

I was late for my morning lecture and happened to see it at its peak. It was kinda cool, like when the sun is out in Super Mario Sunshine but it's still pretty dark

709 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7871 14:55

brrr brrr brrr

710 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7871 15:27

That I had not thought of.

711 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7871 19:50

I couldn't really tell what was eclipse and what was smog.

712 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7871 21:04

Every so often I talk to someone, and some minor thing they say or write - a misspelling, or a strangely worded chain of logic - strikes me like a knife to the heart with the knowledge that our minds are fundamentally, irrevocably different. I can't escape the conclusion that however superficially similar what we say or do may be, the processes that got us to that point must have been quite alien to one another. And I'll never know what that process is, or was, for anyone other than myself. It's like the Chinese room; you just can't tell from the outside.

It frightens me that what I think cannot be perfectly conveyed to anyone else, because the words just don't mean the same thing when the mind you put them in is different. Perhaps when I say "an apple" or "the colour yellow" the associated concept is close enough for each of us, but what about, for instance, "communism"? To me, it just means a system of philosophy, whereas to my mother - who grew up in a country under Soviet occupation - the word means something quite different. To those alive in the time of the Red Scare it must mean something else again.

And then there are so many situations where there simply are no words. When I see something like this, for instance, I want to be able to describe that sort of motion, but the existing words ("vortices", "eddies", "turbulence" and such) are just woefully inadequate.

Of course, these problems don't stop me trying to convey concepts. I simply suppress the image of each of us trapped inside our own skulls, unable to see or talk to anyone else except through the most convoluted and indirect methods, and instead just tell myself that the signals I get back from other people mean that something must get through, even if I can never confirm how close it was to what I tried to send.

Hello? Is anyone out there?

713 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7871 21:51

714 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7872 14:08

(LEƒΦE)‚Βʕoㅅoʔ Kneading MMBK

715 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7872 21:54


716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7873 01:23

You can only try you best and hope for the best.

717 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7873 01:55

>try you best

not sure if on purpose...

718 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7873 04:05

I really love the website javfor dot me. They have a ton of full length AVs which are tagged fairly well, new AVs are uploaded every day, and the translations are hilariously literal, such as "Aboard a Magic Mirror Boxcar, Wefll Shorten the Distance to Sex With Female Friends Who Arenft Romantically Interested! During a Private King Game, Passions Flare and Then They Get That First Fuck With Them Theyfve Been Longing For"

And with adblock, there are no ads to worry about either! I hope this site never dies.

719 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7873 10:38

Oh SDL, why must input and video be on the same thread?!
I mean, I know why, it's just irritating.

720 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7873 15:37

No, the rest is mine. It's too spicy for you anyway.

721 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7873 17:50

Not to worry everyone, SFML looks easier

722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7873 22:08

"The Carmack brothers"? I think you know less about this than you let on, bro.

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7874 00:15

What are you doing, little girl?

724 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7874 12:13

You can't conquer the world on a whore's breakfast, that's why England ruled the waves and France ruled a bunch of darkies in Africa.

725 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7874 14:37

Perhaps I just need a hug.

726 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7874 16:22

>>725 I used to think that. Turned out all I needed was money.

727 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7874 18:00

Then you can pay people to give you hugs! Genius!

728 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7874 18:48

Sellin' kisses. Gettan munny. Great idea Andrew, great idea.

729 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7874 22:09

So can he use Heaven's Door on himself? Couldn't he just write like "that day, Rohan found 100m in the mailbox, also his penis grew 3 inches and the main villain of the arc died of a heart attack in his sleep."

730 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7875 14:56

I'd like to see a post-apocalyptic survival game/film/book where the apocalypse happens in Victorian times, rather than the present day.

731 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7875 15:43

You mean like BloodBorne™ for the Sony Playstation 4™?

732 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7875 17:30

lorg pnis

733 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7875 22:43

Brekfut tea.
...at nite.
So tite.

734 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7876 12:55

No, you mean like The Order: 1886, for all systems.

735 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7876 17:42

Weird bald man and tiny cute redhead

736 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7876 18:22

Well, that's 3 out of 10 so far.

737 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7876 19:34

Some of the triangles have flown away.

738 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7877 11:26

I am not upset.

739 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7877 13:56

My mystery train has again arrived at putting it off.

740 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7877 20:15

Similarly vague sentiment

741 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7878 05:28

„‘(„‘ ˃ ƒŽ˂)„’

742 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7878 17:55

too much input

743 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7878 18:28

There's 19 followers I'll never see again.

744 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7878 19:25

History imitates itself.

745 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7878 20:31

and now not enough input.

746 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7878 20:32

Smells like snow melting on a field.

747 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7878 21:15

My bad, there it is again. Too much input.

748 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7879 00:58

I had a 4shared account?

749 Name: Kyo : 1993-09-7879 01:11

can someone please translate "‹•—£‚ζ‚θ" to romanji

750 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7879 01:54

unix eunuchs

751 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7879 02:33

The second verse of "Be a Big Fat Butt" actually worked pretty well.

752 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7879 03:16

753 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7879 17:29

Love is stupid and terrible.

754 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7879 17:58

HOME ALONG on a SATURDAY night?????????????

juts remember

755 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7879 20:21

>>712 I don't really understand the video you linked but it is cool.

756 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7879 22:03

I like >>754

I agree with >>753

757 Name: Facebook : 1993-09-7879 22:14

>>756 and 420 other normies like this post.

758 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7880 01:13

I'mma make a pinterest account

759 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7880 02:37

please forgive me

760 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7880 04:00

let's talk

761 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7880 12:08

I... really? 27 dimensions just not enough for you or something?

762 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7880 14:47

Working out hard git swul
i got muh tea imma grip an sip

763 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7880 22:36

fuckers want their money back


764 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7880 22:47

yeah i'll pay 'em back just wanted to vent about it

765 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7881 02:22

cars are amazing like computers are amazing, and I think I wrote them off just because of hotheadedness

766 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7881 02:40


767 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7881 14:15

I just wanted to be loved.

768 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7881 16:05

I'd better not; it'd probably explode just to spite me.

769 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7881 16:10

>>767 how'd that work out?

770 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7883 02:08

I went for 3 days without wikipedia thus far. I guess I won't be donating this year, because it seems I can survive without it.

771 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7883 02:41

Wikipedia's only really useful for looking up stuff about cartoons.

772 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7883 04:11

You guys are idiots.

773 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7883 10:13

One time I was playing RO2 Rising Storm on Iwo Jima and someone was mic spamming Yakety Sax, it made it pretty entertaining. I always wanted to yell "ALLAAAHU ACKBAAAAR" into the mic after suicide-nading as a Jap rifleman.

774 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7883 21:59

My boss just called me on the phone after I went out to eat, suspecting that I might have bailed out early from work. He told me that "we still have work to be done". When I arrived, I found out I had nothing particularly urgent that I personally needed to finish, so yeah.

775 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7884 00:09

Is there really a difference?

776 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7884 00:12

Have we been invaded by 4chan?

777 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7884 04:57

Invade this! bends over

778 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7884 06:10


779 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7884 06:11


780 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7884 10:07

I'm kinda hungry

781 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7884 16:52

Who the hell would ask a pizza joint to cater their wedding in the first place? That'd be like having Burger King do it.

782 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7885 22:32

fart poop butt ass

783 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7885 23:19

Sometimes the world is beautiful, and sometimes it isn't.

784 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7887 06:36

I have trouble finding people I really want to talk to, there doesn't seem to be anybody I get excited or go out of my way to speak with. I want there to be though.

785 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7887 21:25

I saw an incredible number of butterflies today - I don't think I've ever seen so many in one place, apart from in an actual butterfly enclosure in a zoo. They let me get close enough that I could see their every scale and proboscis, and flew about my head close enough that I could actually hear the pattering of their little wings. It's been hours now, and I still feel all warm and fuzzy.

786 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7887 22:32

787 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7887 22:43

If someone attempts suicide and fails, don't add insult to injury; act as if they succeeded and pretend that they are dead.

788 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7888 13:25

Uh-oh, somebody is unsatisfied despite of having a whole length of a broomstick up his ass.

789 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7888 13:41

Can we talk about penises in bottles some more?

790 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7888 15:20

Whenever someone names a track in "song name - artist" format, I want to gut them.

791 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7888 15:40


>hear the pattering of their little wings.

Just imagining it gives me the hibbie jibbies. I really dislike when insects make their disgusting insect noises near my ear, that includes butterflies.

792 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7888 17:23


That sounds so cool. I recently got a camera that is pretty good so I'll be hoping for moments like yours to photograph.

793 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7888 20:27

How nice! I always wanted to try photography, but I don't have much of an artistic flair. Be sure to post any pictures of butterflies you might happen to take (or pictures of anything else too, I suppose).

794 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7889 00:02

If I thought I could get away with it, I'd totally walk around dressed in a toga.

795 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7889 02:49

I really cant fucking believe that

796 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7889 11:30

Wiping some schmutz off your computer monitor which was revealed by the contrast from a close-up shot of an anime character's face and looking like you are having a pretend skinship.

797 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7889 16:06

Today I ate a 76 kcal cinnamon roll that indeed tasted like a 76 kcal cinnamon roll.

798 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7889 20:31

I wish the other 4-ch boards were used as frequently as this one.

799 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7889 22:30

There's a HAIR under my screen and it's driving me nuts but I don't want to take my laptop apart to get it.

800 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7889 23:54

That's happened to me more than once, god damn it.

801 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7890 01:40

What does a boy's pussy taste like, I wonder. I believe it produces an exquisite mix of its original dick flavor, peppered by an unique scar-cum-vulva seasoning.

802 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7890 02:33

I recently thought about your blog, then accidentally rediscovered it.

>>793, don't worry about art. You don't need a license to be a photographer. "Professional photographer" is someone who lives off it — and this usually means weddings. You can't possibly get any further away from art than this.

Sometimes you just want to capture a sentimental moment. Even if it's a smudged snapshot that nobody else might like, it will keep your memory alive.

When it comes to cameras, remember that the lens is much more important and long-lasting investment than a camera body.
I shot with Oly E-P1 and lenses from my father's old 35mm camera until last year.

Well, manual-only, low ISO sensitivity, crop factor 2 (i.e. 50mm becoming 100mm, etc) — meaning that it took time to focus by zoomed-in picture on display, dim-light photos were smudged or noisy and wide-angle photos were almost impossible — finally got me tired, and I upgraded to an entry-level Nikon DSLR. I was really worried about autofocus and such, but, damn, engineers did such an amazing job that I rarely have to switch from [P]rogrammed mode.

803 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7890 13:54

So I came back to this shitty board because I was thinking of stupid things. I guess that it being almost dead was bound to happen. ( ˃ ƒŽ˂)

804 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7890 15:51

Girls with short orange hair.

805 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7890 16:27


806 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7890 17:39

Dead? It's more bustling than ever. We just switched from long thoughtful messages to twitter format. It is quick, intense and on-the-go.

807 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7890 22:47

I have to think about everything.

808 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7891 01:12

Girls with short white hair and a ribbon that mysteriously stands up under its own power who wear a cute green and white skirt set and enjoy gardening and watching butterflies.

809 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7891 01:22

Not what I was thinking of, but I should tell the girl I was thinking of she looks like multipass.

810 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7891 02:30

Don't forget to hold shutter release halfway before snapping your happy memory!

811 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7891 04:43

Nah, it's definitely dead. Hell, even the VC says "deed" which isn't the same thing as dead, but it can be if you changed a letter. (*߁[ί)

812 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7891 07:12

Haven't masturbated in 2 weeks

813 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7891 20:11

814 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7891 21:02

penis borg

815 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7891 21:18

I want to lick that girl's navel.

816 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7891 22:39

This sure is a cool site!

817 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7892 03:17

History remembers only the biggest cunts and dicks.

818 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7892 03:20


819 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7892 03:58

does anybody else find that the fucking captcha always returns "wrong captcha entered" on here under Firefox?

820 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7892 08:27

@ ƒ©__ƒ©
@i@ί m߁j I'm not into the whole not being into the whole [thing] thing thing

821 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7892 19:09

822 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7892 21:51

Against all the odds, I am happy.

823 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7893 00:08

I don't know if I should give in to my urges or stick to not masturbating till May.

824 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7893 01:55

What's the point. Are you one of the people obsessed with masturbating or not-masturbating? Just wank it to some happy thoughts, feel warm and good inside and carry on with your life.

825 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7893 04:50

Yes, except it's in every browser.

826 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7893 19:09

We don't sing.

827 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7894 12:41

I don't need to have to have watched it to have an opinion on it.

828 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7894 21:23

Sometimes, in the rare late evenings when I've exhausted every task I needed or wanted to do, I find myself staring at the objects around me in a different light. In these moments they seem to take on a new life of their own, and things I never noticed or thought about suddenly become obvious. For instance, the skin of the apple on the edge of my fruit bowl over there is not a uniform colour; it has an odd dappled pattern of light and dark streaks which is really quite lovely now that I look at it. I wonder how it came about. I recall something about nonlinear systems and autocatalysis of pigmentation chemicals being involved in this sort of thing.

There's also a handmade card on my desk with a picture of a blue five petalled flower on it. I bought it at an event a few months ago because I felt sort of sorry for the people manning the stall and selling all these handmade pieces without selling a thing. Since then, it's been buried under all the paperwork and assorted half-useful objects (how did I end up with three wallets?) until it happened to be knocked off my desk earlier today by something else. It's a nice picture in its own right, nicely proportioned, simple in that naive sort of way, with visible brushstrokes and paint drops. It has a strange sense of pathos about it, and I'm not sure if it's from the image itself, or from where it came from, or from it having been forgotten for months, or from that feeling everything has in late evenings when there's nothing to do, or, most likely, all of the above.

829 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7894 21:29

Female sexuality is terrifying. The courage to be pierced by a rod is a fearsome thing indeed.

830 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7894 21:39

yo ima fart in your mouth

831 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7895 01:18

I don't wanna be a nerd. It's a brave new world.

832 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7895 03:41

I made a cake but it fell. D:

By "fell," I mean that the batter rose during baking, and made perfectly-shaped cake that was convexly rounded on top, but as soon as it came out of the oven and began to cool, it deflated. Pffffffffffffffffffffffffft. The "cake" now has the dense, chewy texture of brownies.

I fail at cake.

833 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7895 08:18

But aren't we all just passing wind into one another's mouths, metaphorically speaking?

834 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7895 11:56

Reboot once a day keeps temp files away.

835 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7895 18:36

Licking his teeth.

836 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7895 20:22

The next poster in this thread is hereby dubbed "Sphincter Boi" for the remainder of eternity.

837 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7895 21:05

I remember reading once about these Buddhist monks who as a form of meditation would create these beautiful and intricate rock gardens and then immediately destroy them, before anyone else could see. The lesson being that the purpose of creating a work of art isn't to inflate the ego of the creator, but that the purpose lay in the process of creation itself. Kind of like posting on DQN.

I hope our idle musings can bring a moment of tansinn to whoever is reading this in the future.

838 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7895 22:20

Holy shit, I can't believe I got past level 15 of http://www.tetrisfriends.com/games/Marathon/game.php. I won Tetris! Sort of.

839 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7896 00:03

I miss the good old days of the internet, back before the earth accreted out of a spinning disk of interstellar dust.

840 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7896 01:06

Sup sphincter boi

841 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7896 07:26

Fuck, I think I'm cursed. All of this unlucky shit keeps happening and I think that I might be slowly approaching an unavoidable Bad End scenario despite doing nothing because I'm a lazy piece of shit and I don't give a shit about other people.

842 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7896 10:01

I went to a SHAKING PINK concert! I was in the front row! They even talked to me, and I was able to hold a conversation in Japanese!

I mean, yes, it only happened in a dream, but that doesn't change the fact that I'm going to treasure this memory forever.

843 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7896 12:48

( E-E) I was backstage. Me and the band had tea together after the show ended and you woke up.

844 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7896 12:53

posting to dqn first time in many years and argh my previous post was destroyed after I forgot to type the code

845 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7896 20:41

Welcome back, my man

846 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7896 21:19

Bill secured the "youth" vote with welfare money, Hillary's gonna get it because "youths" love fat old white women.

847 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7896 23:08

My scrotum is sore and I'd like to know why.

848 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7897 02:15

849 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7897 07:38

850 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7898 22:09

What was with the sudden change in art style from full bara to full David Bowie around midway through Jojo part 4? I got through like 15 chapters of part 5 before I realized Buccellati was supposed to be a boy.

851 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7899 09:40

I... don't think that's a number.

852 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7899 10:01

Here comes a candle to light you to bed!
Here comes a chopper to chop off your head!

853 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7899 12:30

A girl who really wants to be hugged but can't find the words to say so.

854 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7899 12:53

An anime where the series itself is pretty crappy but the soundtrack is amazing. Also known as "every single JC Staff show".

855 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7899 14:42

Those last two verses have a completely different metric to the rest of Oranges and Lemons. It might not even be original to Oranges and Lemons at all!

856 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7899 23:29

And all this time I assumed "The Rape of the Lock" had something to do with a key being forcibly jammed in a keyhole.

857 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7900 00:29

hikari no hashira koeteeee

858 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7900 13:18

I do not like your Windows Eight.
I do not like it, Mr. Gates.

859 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7900 22:59

Everything's going to be okay.

860 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7900 23:21

Remember when webcomics were a thing? What a dark time for the internet.

861 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7901 04:50

I wonder what normal people do when it's late night and they can't sleep. Probably not masturbating to loli.

862 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7901 12:21

I think my housemate has genuinely the most horrible laugh I've ever heard. It's like a cross between jeering and yelping.

863 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7901 12:25

This reminded me to check if the ghastlycomic.com website was still down. Thankfully it isn't.

I did recently read that Elf Only Inn is unlikely to ever have its current plot resolved, though. And Cwen's Quest has been "on hiatus" for nearly two years. So yeah.

864 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7901 22:22

No wonder I thought that old comment was insightful. Looks like I wrote it myself about five years ago. Huh.

865 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7902 06:32

I feel like I do not give myself enough credit.

866 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7902 09:02

It's not the heat that gets you. It's the humidity.

867 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7902 09:52

I wonder if 8-bit Theater ever wrapped up.

868 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7902 12:16

A movie night would be nice.

869 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7902 14:46

The Post Office is online again!

870 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7902 14:47

No, Sir, you are the animals.

871 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7902 15:37

It's not the humidity that gets you. It's the wet-bulb globe temperature.

872 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7902 16:08

Wow! I haven't posted here in years.


873 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7902 23:37

I feel a bowel movement coming on.

874 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7902 23:48

choppin' broccoli

875 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7903 15:44

I wish people weren't people.

876 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7903 16:41

dick ass butt fart

877 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7903 17:47

I wish you weren't such a pussy-ass bitch

878 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7903 20:05

Dogs are the best people.

879 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7903 21:55

Sassing a girl is a delicious thrill, like flipping a cat off.

880 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7904 12:01

We're all just disparate little tumours.

881 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7904 19:25

Come back, please! Let's make this place oldskool.

882 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7905 08:58


883 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7905 12:19

I need a vacation.

884 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7905 15:29

You sure look like a dipshit when George RR Martin calls you out on your shit. Expect the Hugo awards to change the rules by next year. All in all, I guess mobocracy isn't just quite right when it comes to giving out awards.

885 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7905 15:42

life is suffering

886 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7905 16:46

It's true: to live is to suffer. Ask anyone! Rich, poor, young, old, worldly or insular, they all have their own little demons on their backs. Perhaps they'll force a smile and tell you that it's worth it for the sake of something/one else. Perhaps they'll lower their eyebrows and tell you it's all someone else's fault. Or perhaps they'll wave their arms and say it would all be perfect if only such-and-such magic condition were the case instead. But nobody will tell you they're totally happy.

Which brings us on to the obvious question, why do we suffer? Is it as simple as the hedonic treadmill and how reward schemes in the brain evolved, or is there some deeper philosophical reason? Many would have you believe it's a universal truth of one sort or another, but I can't help but feel the problem is more complicated and nuanced than anyone cares to admit.

Suffering can bring about positive change. For instance, studying is not particularly fun, but the sense of bettering oneself through learning can give a sense of satisfaction and understanding that lasts far longer than any temporary discomfort. Similarly, an agoraphobe may find it painful to have to force themselves outside, but overcoming this frees them from the subtler pain of being trapped in their own home.

Some people suffer more than others. How does one minimise suffering? Buddhist philosophy seems to advocate not suffering by simply not being attached to things in the first place (though I'm aware that's a rather crude interpretation). I'm quite sure that's true, but surely to give up attachment to what you love is a form of suffering in itself.

So what, then? Should we tolerate our suffering as an unavoidable unpleasantry? Should we seek to escape it at all costs? Or should we embrace it as something that ties us to the world, and a force of change? I'm not sure either.

887 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7905 18:08

shut the fuck up

888 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7906 08:46

It is dying slowly but I cannot accept it.

889 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7906 11:28

-You- are invited to:

Movie night tonight!
Movie night tonight!

-You- are invited!

Movie night tonight at 10pm EST -- 9pm Central

We are watching mst3k Godzilla vs the Sea Monster.

See http://www.club-mst3k.com for details.

890 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7906 14:34

I thought MST3k was dead.

891 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7906 15:04

Let's go to Polynesia.

892 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7906 15:05

Theres' no coffee and I need coffee what's so hard abotu refilling the machine coffee cofffeeeeeeee where is it.

893 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7906 15:08

>>890 so long as people share the episodes it will never die.

894 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7906 15:24

I will join IRC at 10pm EST for movie night!

895 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7906 17:10

I can't remember the last time it rained here.

896 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7906 18:55

Vulva Software

897 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7906 21:30

My appetite feels all wrong.

898 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7906 22:04

I really want to see her breasts.

899 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7907 01:26

god damn it I sage one thread and then it gets stuck in my link field

900 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7907 01:45

Is Discordianism a legitimate philosophy/religion or is it like Satanism, Partridge Family Temple, or the Church of the Subgenus?

901 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7907 01:56

Why does Firefox suck so hard?

902 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7907 12:31

It's all just a figment of your imagination.

903 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7907 13:11

I hadn't noticed.

904 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7907 13:16

It fails the captcha on here always, and I mean literally ALWAYS, not as hyperbole. It also doesn't play some HTML5 videos correctly when Chrome does.

I tried uninstalling and reinstalling to see if it was an add-on issue, but no dice.

Firefox sucks.

905 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7907 14:15

Interesting. I experience none of those issues.
Feel free to continue making sweeping generalisations based on a limited experience though.

906 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7907 18:56

Firefox sucks because it is easy to be better than Internet Explorer, which fucking sucks.

907 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7907 20:30

I use Firefox and I don't have those issues.

908 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7907 21:30


909 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7908 00:10


>Can't play some videos in HTML5 when Chrome does

Firefox doesn't support EME webdrm yet, you need an extension to view closed source HTML.
You're fucking up cacheing with the captcha, ctrl+f5 when loading the page and it won't happen.

910 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7908 00:14

Every time I think I'm building up skill at the martial art I practice, I get a reality check and realize that I suck and would have difficulty fighting my way out of a wet paper bag, or defending myself against a cranky toddler.

911 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7908 03:49

Teach me Hokuto Shinken.

912 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7908 03:56

The martial art is not as important as the kiai.

913 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7908 06:19

Then teach me to kiai properly, onii-chan!

914 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7908 06:58

Read manly manga for 10,000 hours.
Only then will you have mastered the kiai.

915 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7908 12:35

I can hardly weight.

916 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7908 19:07

So I bought a gaming keyboard figuring it'd be longer lasting and somewhat more accurate for typing, and it's crap so I'm going to return it and get a more expensive one with nifty multicolor lighting instead because that's far more awesome. I love spending too much for simple things for I am an American Man.

917 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7908 19:14

also mechanical key switches so it's really noisy and bothers my roommate when he's trying to sleep while I'm clacking away writing nasty little 10,000 word perversions for Kindle so I can pay the rent and not have to get a job at Subway and wear pants ever again i hate pants they're so male and i want to be the magical little carp and swim and shit in a koi pond and not get eaten by a bear or big dog or shark or tasmanian devil or bull siberian musk hamster god those are the worst

918 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7908 20:24

Control Tower updates are temporarily on hiatus due to an exciting side project (you should be able to guess which one I am). If you've no idea what's going on, you should read this first.

919 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7908 20:56

I'm really sad that Tablecat seems to have deleted their twitter account...

920 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7909 03:13

I want to use the phrase "as the crow flies" to refer to the shortest distance between two cities but I feel like I'd sound like a pretentious asshole fuck if I said that.

921 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7909 03:27

maybe intelligent life did exist in the universe, and then it died out, which is why we seem to be alone

perhaps there is no such thing as life that can sustain itself for very long

922 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7909 05:36

Giving distances in any form other than driving distance is meaningless and will make people want to smack you, regardless of which pretentious archaic turn of phrase you use.

923 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7909 08:21

Just you wait until we are all traveling by the most efficient method possible (by crow).

924 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7909 18:30

Are you the guy with the unicorn avatar?

925 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7909 18:50

No! Really, I thought the mittens were a dead giveaway!

My first update isn't until the eighth page, by the way.

926 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7910 09:31

I can't die because I've never truly lived.

927 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7911 05:43

I cannot wait for time to stop.

928 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7911 08:07

be careful what you wish for

929 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7911 09:52

They are, >>924 was too lazy to read the thread.

Those succession games seem fun. I've read Boatmurdered and a couple of others before. It tempted me to try Dorf Fortress, but all those characters proved too much. I also spent too much time looking through the history of the world.

There was a dark fortress full of goblins who apparently never worked. There were a lot of children snatchers who kidnapped humans and dwarves alike, and exploited them and used them for entertainment: every year there was a wave of murders, young adults were killing each other in Battle Royale.

I suppose it was actually just the way sorting of events works, but it looked pretty damn impressive, because this happened for centuries. However, the tradition was slowly dying out as the list of deaths became shorter towards the end of world generation.

930 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7911 11:48

Also, "It was inevitable."

captcha: bay

931 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7911 13:26

You should definitely give Dwarf Fortress another chance, it's well worth it! Honestly, the first time I tried it I was overwhelmed and gave up as well; it was only when I came back to it a few months later that I managed to get a fortress off the ground (or into the ground?) at all.

Though it has a very steep learning curve, it's actually not that difficult once you know how to do things. In fact, it's quite easy to just make a fortress completely sealed off from the surface, and be self-sufficient on farming produce. But it isn't fun. That's why players tend to deliberately go to war with the elves, send untrained soldiers to kill horrifying monsters in the deeps, flood the world with lava and so on.

As for the dark fortress, if I recall, goblins choose their leaders based on whoever kills all the other candidates. Kidnapped children from other civilisations, once they grow up, become members of the goblin civilisation and can compete for leadership. I've heard occasionally they actually wipe out the goblins in the fighting, so you end up with a goblin fortress inhabited entirely by humans and dwarves. It's still nowhere near the craziest thing I've seen happen in world generation.

Anyway, if you're feeling tempted, there's some tutorials here, and the forums are always very helpful to beginners. Have fun, and don't read anything marked "massive spoilers"!

932 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7911 14:06


933 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7911 14:49

I've given Dwarf Fortress a serious chance many times, following many different tutorials and trying out various mods and tiles...but I just can't get into it. I think in the end I just need a game that holds my hand more. :[

934 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7911 15:08

Ah, that is a shame. I suppose it's not for everybody.

935 Name: >>930 : 1993-09-7911 15:24

I've tried DF a couple of times. But I felt like pseudographics coupled with a new (to me) management system were a high wall — and I wasn't patient enough to climb over it. I used to play telnet://nethack.alt.org before, so I tried the adventure mode. But I couldn't find an exit from a dwarven fortress where I spawned. Stole some decent looking gear from rooms, took a bit more in case I can sell it, got slowed down and gave up.

936 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7911 22:00

Syobon please leave!

937 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7911 22:29

How do I wipe (purify? Edit?!) a neural network? Asking for myself.

938 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7911 22:35

Have you tried gin?

939 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7912 03:29

Just take it to the dry cleaners.

940 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7912 09:45

I just want to hug a loli and stroke her hair and tell her she's a good girl.

941 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7912 12:48

>>938,939 after your suggestions I feel that instead of binge drinking or abusing solvents, I would prefer a precise approach like self-performed neurosurgery.

...Reminds me of a brilliant DIY tip about wrapping duct tape on a drill bit to avoid drilling too much.

942 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7912 13:12

Lying exhausted in a pool of sweat and cum and shame after masturbating furiously for hours, and even then the feeling of just wanting someone to share a bed with and feel their breath on your neck and hands on your back and their warm body pressed up against yours doesn't go away.

943 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7912 14:34

You can't fap away the loneliness and yearning for intimacy. In fact, it only makes it worse.

944 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7912 14:35

So, it's almost 70 years since allies won WWII and leaders refuse to visit the Victory Date Parade in Moscow.

Just look at these nazis sucking on State Dept's chode: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_Moscow_Victory_Day_Parade

945 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7912 14:51


946 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7912 15:05

Even Kim Jong-un won't come. Ugh, the nerve of that motherfucker!.. I can't believe it!

947 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7912 15:49

If you think about it as a pure numbers problem, then if you were able to speak English, Chinese, and Hindi/Urdu then you could pick a person at random from the ~7 billion humans currently alive and have a 70% or so chance of being able to communicate with them.

948 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7912 21:41

I was under the impression that in India, only a tiny minority actually spoke Hindustani and that most of the population spoke a hundred or more mutually unintelligible languages--Bengali, Gujarati, Assamese, Sindhi, etc., etc., etc., etc.

949 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7912 22:21

And you have at least 2 Chineses

950 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7912 23:03

Hundreds of languages there too. About 60% of the population speak a tonal language we call Mandarin, about 20% of the population (mainly along the coast) speak a non-tonal language we call Cantonese. 20% of the population speak more than a hundred different languages and local dialects, all mutually unintelligible--Fujianese, Hokkien, Shanghaiese, etc.

951 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7913 01:32

What language do you think those people speaking hundreds of different mutually unintelligible languages speak when they need to do business with each other? Hindi is the "official language of the union" of India, around half the population are fluent in it as a first or second language and it is the main language of commerce and government.

They are mutually unintelligible when spoken, but thanks to the logographic Chinese writing system are more or less understandable when written. And again, anyone who wants to do any kind of business with people from outside their local region learns Mandarin.

952 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7913 04:43

What more is there to life>

953 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7913 05:06

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their lolis.

954 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7913 05:38

my therapist laughed at me

955 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7913 06:33

To cuddle your lolis, see them sleeping before you, and hear the soft, rhythmic beating of their heart through their flat chests.

956 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7913 08:58

Whenever I hear about therapists they always sound like jerks.

957 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7913 09:42

958 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7913 09:48

959 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7913 10:16

I parse "the" separately.

960 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7913 17:31

What's the difference between nerd-wannabe and nerd?
Nerd-wannabe masturbates furiously to new gadgets, whilst this materialism is alien to a proper nerd who is disillusioned about their usefulness and dreams about sex all day instead.

961 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7913 19:50

shut up nerd
give me your lunch money

962 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7913 20:10

shitting on the floor

963 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7913 22:13

Code as data: specifying scores in a similar manner to C++ analog literals

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 0
C C o CccC C C o
k k s k k k s )

964 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7914 08:20

This joke took me way longer to get than it should have.

965 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7914 17:34

I want a skinny girlfriend with big cowtits!

966 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7914 17:47

967 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7914 18:00

>>966 I wish I was a genius so I could genetically engineer cowgirls.
We would also holocaust all fatties, because they'd think that they were desirable since they have the bodies of cows.

968 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7914 21:14

Please don't overlook more carnivore-minded of us and make fox- and catgirls as well

969 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7914 21:26

If you create catgirls I promise to name my firstborn mathematical theorem after you.

970 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7914 22:34

"Togal looks offended."

971 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7915 01:23

I dream that one day there will be gynoids that look just like figmas.

972 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7915 02:00

I dream that one day I'll get a girlfriend.

973 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7915 02:06

aren't gynoids those weird dancing statues from animal crossing

974 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7915 04:53

975 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7915 08:21

How tall is archduke?

976 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7915 10:00

You are thinking of gyroids.

977 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7915 10:53

We'll forget it all with smiles on our faces.

978 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7915 10:58

dice key

979 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7915 12:01

Have you seen my mojo? I can't seem to find it.

980 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7915 14:36

I hope I never use MATLAB again.

981 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7915 18:44

MATLAB is great. I'm doing some signal analysis using fast fourier transforms as I type this.

982 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7915 19:48

I hope I will use MATLAB again.

983 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7916 10:52

Open your window! Instant butterfly!

984 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7916 11:08

I'm jealous. I never got around to do any properly nerdy stuff.

985 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7916 13:26

Is that all?

986 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7916 19:15

I hope never to use Visual Basic again.

987 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7916 20:07

I guess I can start doing it again.

988 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7917 01:39

french canadians with mustaches

989 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7917 04:25

Nigger DQN Suicide faggot kike nigger Scribe Horse Door in the Wall black hole theology

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990 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7917 05:48

I miss the days when words had meanings and weren't just random noises screeched at assholes by other assholes.

991 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7917 11:47

A little moth came and landed on the rim of my glass of water. I think it wanted an indirect kiss.

992 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7917 18:27

I sometimes need to vent overly politically correct frustrations (e.g. thoughts like "I can't call this nigger a nigger, because saying n-word isn't right!") from my mind too. tips fedora

993 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7918 01:58

I made a half-assed thread on 4chan yesterday and today I checked back on it only to see that it got over 500 replies. How come my good threads die early and my bad threads are successful?

994 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7918 03:16


995 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7918 03:52

That explains all those intern applications.

996 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7918 10:14

No they aren't! I still have two thirds left to go! My last week I have three exams in four days!

997 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7918 21:17

I wish I was a little girl so I could play dress up and feel cute.

998 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7918 21:23

>>993 your good threads leave nothing for other posters.

999 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7918 21:25

check em

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