[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#17] (999)

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7918 21:36

SAoVQ will only get better once people stop complaining about how everything was better back in the good old days.

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7918 22:02

SAoVQ will get better once someone goes and gives the dedicated shit-posting teenager a solid kick in the 'nards.

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7918 22:26

SAoVQ will never get better, there is no hope. We must forget it ever existed. Damnatio memoriae.

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7919 00:04


6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7919 00:18

blonde lolis

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7919 00:48

That's what [b]he[/b] wants.
But these kind of things come and go. Just leave SAoVQ and return next month. Or next year. Either SAoVQ will return to normal or there will be no SAoVQ to talk about anymore! Problem solved on both cases.

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7919 02:43

You're replying to the very person you're complaining about, you silly goose.

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7919 05:44

Don't worry about it. Horse problems always clear up eventually.

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7919 07:45

Hello [Contentless}[#17]! 17 is my favourite number!

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7919 11:10

I can't believe it's #17 already! I've been posting since #3.

12 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7919 14:03

I say, "Meow! Look at the stars! They shine beautifully."

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7919 15:34

A cute loli with a little bit of candyfloss stuck to her cheek.

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7919 17:42

The trick to shitposting is to antagonize a shitposter

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7919 19:28

If you don't want to assimilate into our culture, stay home and save us both a lot of aggravation.

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7919 21:49

I'm having an open mind on this.

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7919 23:12

Post 17 in thread 17!

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7919 23:26

I wanted to vote for the cute loli tea party but couldn't so I voted green instead.

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7920 03:07

I had a dream that I logged on to dqn to discover the layout had changed and it was full of interesting posts.

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7920 04:32

I am become shitposter, poster of shits

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7920 08:53

I'm surprised that you're still here.

Anyway, cute lolis!

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7920 10:33

an aggressive vampire loli reverse-sumata-raping you until you ejaculate all over her thighs and then making you lick it off

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7920 14:38

At first, I detested shitposting. Now, I can't get enough.

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7920 15:23

I am literally addicted to shitposting

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7920 17:50

Everything is peaceful.

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7920 18:04

Lel XD ebin

Seriously, that shit is old.

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7920 18:35

I think I'm addicted to scratching. Is this a thing?

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7920 19:42

you're mom is old

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7920 20:00

Having read some of the much earlier iterations of this thread, I sort of miss the occasional bloggish posts. It feels nice to have just a slight insight into other people's lives. I'd post something like that myself, but all I have to talk about is exams and revision.

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7920 21:23

I can't wait for summer to end. Then all the shitposters will go back to school and they'll take their shitposts back to 4chan.

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7920 23:23

bure bure bure bure

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7921 00:35

boro boro boro boro

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7921 01:29

This render's going to take a couple of hours. Time enough to head out for dinner.


34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7921 01:39

I waste way too much time trying to figure out which supermarket to shop at.

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7921 02:18

I start working at a federal agency in one week. I think I need a short-cropped haircut like one of those government guys in a drama set in the 50s or 60s.

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7921 02:24

I know the truth.

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7921 11:59

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7921 14:13

As a beginner my grazes are usually sloppy and unintentional.

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7921 20:03

Don't be so ゆんゆん.

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7921 20:33

I watched Haruhi 5 months ago and I still can't get the OP and ED out of my head

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7921 23:10

I was hanging around the mall and I saw Monster Hunter 4. After thinking about it, I decided to bite the bullet and buy a 3DS and the game. When I brough them both to the counter, the clerk girl told me that was an awesome game. What a delightful feeling.

42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7922 00:20

I bought that game because my coworkers were playing it and then I got too far behind.

43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7922 01:34

The last handheld I owned was a Gameboy Color, I wonder if I should buy a DS.

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7922 12:48

Blossoms are scattering.

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7922 21:16


46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7922 23:44

Pepto Bismol...

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7923 00:34

fish and chips

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7923 05:22

Celebrating Mother's Day reminded me just how important Roe v. Wade really is

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7923 06:29

the balls are inert

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7923 06:57

Why am I still proud of the silly video I made 3 months ago?

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7923 08:04

post it

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7923 10:02

I'm better at being deluded than you are!

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7923 10:29

But are you as deluded as timecube.com?

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7923 13:57


55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7923 14:37

Exams are gay

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7923 14:56

Gay as in gay sex or gay as in lame?

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7923 15:02

Depends on the content

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7923 16:05

Hepatitis B and AIDS exams are gay in both senses.

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7923 17:41

I re-watched 2001: A Space Oddysey and for the most part it has aged very gracefully, which is incredible for a sci-fi film. Compared to Star Wars and they're a galaxy apart (does this count as a pun?).
Sure, Star Wars has space aliens, fast-paced action and George Lucas' untasteful additions to the "re-master" haven't helped one bit, but I just wonder what makes Space Oddysey so damn beautiful decades later.

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7923 22:06

My guess would be personal conflict and ties to real world.

Kubrick and Tarkovsky are my favourite directors

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7923 23:36

Hopefully by the time I wake up it will have already come and gone.

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7924 00:46

gross …?

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7924 01:43

But it's on my personal account.

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7924 01:55

Upload it to http://pomf.se/

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7924 02:26

Fuck it, too much work. Just don't make fun of me.


66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7924 02:31

My favorite thread is [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE]

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7924 03:14

That was wonderful.

Somehow I am reminding of that one time a guy on here got drunk, sharpied a dragon onto his butt, and then uploaded a picture here. I think he said "look at my tattoo" or something. It was pretty funny. That was like two years ago or something. I WISH I could find that fucking thread so bad! Just so I could see that again.

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7924 03:22

I had a friend when I was a kid who watched that movie like 18 times in a row over the course of a few days. He described it as "3 hours of boring that will blow your mind."
I kinda miss that kid. Once we got into high school he became a douche bag.

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7924 11:02

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7924 12:30

Whoa, that was probably the most wonderful thing I witnessed lately. I'd really like to see more like that, perhaps a websight with teachings of this neo-religion.

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7924 16:31

72 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7924 17:27

I don't think I got any more in me. If I made any more, they'd probably be forced and kinda shitty.

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7924 19:34

Just write it down if something crosses your mind. Maybe eventually there will be enough for koans of digital age.

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7924 20:13

What is the sound of one DQN shitposting?

75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7924 21:20

It is not the DQN that shitposts but your mind that is shitposting.

76 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7925 01:37

If a DQN shitposts and no one reads it, does he really shitpost?

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7925 04:04

Thank you!

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7925 04:09

Since the East India Company no longer exists, I've decided to declare myself president of the new East India Company, which I will incorporate under the laws of my state. Haven't decided yet what my business will do.

79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7925 04:54

Sell sex toys. Its never a bad idea.

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7925 11:58

Some of my early posts were quite Nietzsche-ish, and I don't mean that in a good way.

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7925 17:44

Will no one rid me of this turbulent atmosphere?

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7925 18:08

killer hangover

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7926 06:08

Killer Croc

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7926 08:21

Please stop the violence.

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7926 11:52

social media is bad

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7926 12:09

I'm going to die.

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7926 12:51

>>86 so am I, but I don't like to think about it.

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7926 14:26

Aside of being anonymous, isn't this social media too?

90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7926 14:37

Aside? Like it's no big deal? It's a huge difference.
People come to anonymous sites to discuss topics.
People go to social media to discuss each other.
Anonymous discussion:
"Do you like $THING? I like $THING. Let's talk about $THING."
Identity-based social media:
"Look at me! I like $THING! Also, look at how pretty I am! Please give me compliments! This post isn't about $THING at all. I just want attention and validation. Me, me, me! Look at me!"
It seems to me that social media isn't that social at all. Twitter, Facebook, etc. are all like a bunch of people in a room talking to themselves and then rarely engaging with other people. Look at the average number of tweets someone makes compared to the number of responses they make to other people. Look at how people are so quick to talk about themselves while completely ignoring what other people are saying. These are not social platforms. They are narcissism platforms. Real discussion cannot exist in such a place. That is why some people resort to counterculture stuff such as anonymous boards.

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7926 15:11

Can a social media platform full of anti-social people who discuss anti-social topics still be called a social media platform?

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7926 15:40

Yes. It's called Facebook.

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7926 16:58

Their blood is on your hands.

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7926 21:10

I'm thinking about a git repo full of the samples and loops I can find on my various computers. Loops may be accompanied by text files containing the frame offsets of each hit in the loop.
Should it be public? Or rather, has anyone else done something similar so I don't have to bother?

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7926 21:49

How come this board is so fast all of a sudden? Is someone talking to himself?

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7926 22:51

VIPPERS are coming over here because lately SAoVQ has been overrun with cream and poker. Probably.

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7926 23:19

you'll cowards don't even smoke crack

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7927 00:46

Stress balls should be free.

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7927 01:10

Grabbing her hard from behind and biting her ears and smelling the sweat on her neck. Then whipping it out and sticking it in.

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7927 02:50

That sort of thing calls for a public FTP server unless you want to waste all the space of the samples over again, since version control doesn't work efficiently with non-textual data.

101 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7927 13:52

I want to make a daisy chain and put it on your head.

102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7927 14:31

I thought that, but as it's an archive they will be largely static. Unless one runs a normalisation or silence-stripping pass over everything, there will only be one copy of anything.
The idea makes use of the distributed properties of git, or maybe fossil, which would provide better availability than FTP or another traditional centralised approach. The version control aspect is more of a nice way to see history, rather than necessary by design.

103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7927 16:52

That's a fair point, but unless others clone your repository, there will still be only one copy of everything. Depending on file size, putting myself in the shoes of a user I'd be more likely to visit a centralized location and take what I need rather than keeping all of it around on my own. If it's largely static, and if you can forsee people keeping the whole thing, it might be a good idea to keep it alive as a torrent. With good trackers, and especially with DHT, you'll get far more availability than you ever could with a distributed VCS.

104 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7927 16:55

Was Johnny Bravo a virgin?

105 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7927 17:28

I thought no, vaguely remembering some furry episode. Then googling that I stumbled upon this: https://derpiboo.ru/dis/remember-that-johnny-bravo-where/post/5164eb63a4c72d191f00194f#post_5164eb63a4c72d191f00194f

106 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7927 17:35

Or you could get a cheap VPS, those usually come with 20-30 GB storage space and decent traffic limit.

107 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7927 17:48

That's a good point. I don't want it to be entirely static though, I'd like others to be able to add more. Could a torrent work that way?
There is an issue in someone just wanting some of it (although will it ever become "too" big to grab the whole thing?), I guess subrepositories could help with that, or >>106's suggestion.
I'd rather there not be a single point of entry and failure. It's a good median though. "Download bits here, or clone the repo here"

108 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7927 18:38

"Smoke marijuana everyday"
My dad to me would always say

109 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7927 19:41

But where does 0.0...01 come from??

110 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7927 21:56

I'm long interested in demoscene and more recently in synthwave music. But I don't know where to begin and I'm ashamed to ask around. What do I do?

111 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7927 22:03

I bet everyone thinks everyone else's lives sound dull.

112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7927 23:00

1 / 3 = 0.333... = 1/3
0.333...* 3 = 0.999...
1/3 * 3 = 1
0.999... = 1

113 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7927 23:54

Don't be ashamed. Everyone started somewhere. No one was born knowing how to code in Assembly language for an 80286 processor.

Find a forum dedicated to the demo scene and ask there.

114 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7928 01:37

It's apparently my birthday.
I didn't even know it was my birthday until I got an automatic e-mail from some website I'm registered with. I had to check my passport to see if it was true or not.

115 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7928 08:45

Happy birthday. Go buy yourself a prostitute.

116 Name: RedCream : 1993-09-7928 09:40


>80286 processoar
>things with are relevant oar useful

Choose one and oanly one. A roal awaits yoar admission.

117 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7928 10:42

But you see, samples were mentioned recently. What if he had written a tutorial on how to toss them around to make Melody.

Happy birthday, man!

118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7928 11:34

In a week's time I'll be as free as a very free thing.

119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7928 16:17

Shut up and hug me.

120 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7928 19:11

Come here and give me a cuddle, you big shit.

121 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7928 21:41

we hugbox now

122 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7928 22:01

Welcome to Hell!

123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7928 22:47

why would a nerd build a giant golf club

124 Name: RedCream : 1993-09-7929 01:52

I once built a miniature house constructed from obsoalete Z80 microaprocessoars. True stoary.

125 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7929 01:55

China sounds pretty on this hill.

126 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7929 02:53

I wonder that one myself.

127 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7929 09:12

Gnaw on the fruit flesh! DRINK ITS BLOOD‼

128 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7929 09:14

"But fruits don't have feelings..." — No, it's evident that YOU don't!

129 Name: MeatRage : 1993-09-7929 09:19

Go chop a leg off some creature and eat it in small portions — like actual doctors recommend.

Give what you can't eat away. Give it to your neighbours. Give it to the poor. Solve the global famine.

130 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7929 10:08

I'd advect her vorticity!

131 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7929 10:29

this PINGAS is what all true warriors strive for

132 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7929 16:55

The desire to be in the Guiness Book Of World Records, I guess.

133 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7929 19:00

I thought Louis CK's monologue last night was pretty funny ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

134 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7929 21:42

The loli roleplay thread is by far the best part of 6ch.

135 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7930 02:25

Louis C.K.'s all the rage now, isn't he?

136 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7930 04:44

His self-hating cuckold humor resonates with strong women and weak men.

137 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7930 05:30

I'm a weak man and I don't find him particularly funny.

138 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7930 10:18

Just because you're part of the target audience doesn't mean you're going to like it. Not all children like Sesame Street.

139 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7930 11:01

Googling him, it appears that he got himself into hot water just a few hours ago.

Personally, I don't enjoy stand-up comedy much. Pointing obvious things out isn't particularly exciting. Perhaps, I've made the same "witty" observations already in my misanthropy and didn't laugh.

140 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7930 13:39


141 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7930 14:49


> cuckold humor

Why do you insist on posting this meme everywhere you go?

142 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7930 14:51

My sister would poison me.

143 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7930 21:00

Tell me a story, DQN!

144 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7930 21:32

Once upon a time there was an Ugly Barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died! The end.

145 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7930 22:20

Cuck detected

146 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7931 06:43

What happened to the Ugly Barnacle?

147 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7931 09:31

He eventually died. Everybody eventually dies.

148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7931 14:49

What with having three exams this week, I had rather hoped to be able to quietly focus on revision and suppressing panic. So, naturally, in my house in the last 24 hours,

  • The power has cut out for several hours, apparently due to one of the outdoor lights short circuiting in the rain
  • The heating cut out overnight, apparently due to the thermostat not having power
  • The internet connection has cut out (despite my social recluse housemate power cycling it every five minutes), apparently unrelated

Now I'm just waiting for the plumbing to cut out, the gas line to cut out, the boiler to cut out, the roof to develop a leak or, perhaps, for the entire sorry excuse for a house to just collapse in on itself.

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7931 21:22

I can't believe you _____ed ________.

150 Name: RedCream : 1993-09-7931 23:10

The fretful sky publicizes the monkeys!!!! (not seriously though!! admit your roal!!!!

151 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7932 00:26

The genymotion Android VM image for Android 4.2.2 has a couple of mittens on the wallpaper by default.
Really cool!

152 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7932 03:18




153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7932 03:24

That is too many things to go wrong with one house in such a short time. Obviously another student is trying to sabotage you.

154 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7932 07:30

My god, you're right! It must've been that Bulgarian PhD student who moved in a few days ago... yes, as a mere synthetic chemist, she felt intimidated by my knowledge of fluid dynamics and resorted to sabotage! Thank you for your insight, >>153.

155 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7932 07:54

Fuck her in the pussy, dude! Fuck her in the puuussssyyyyyyyyy~~~~

156 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7932 09:52

I think we need misterCQNZR to get us back to the recording studio.

Anyway, apparently he collabs with Drew Toothpaste (CRUDBUMP) as HELL ORBS. And KC Green did stuff with them: https://youtu.be/wmOw-jplSMk
Is the world such a tiny place that my favourite artists united?

Yet, I have no part in anything!

157 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7932 10:23

I wanted to be a musician, mom!
Why didn't you get me to study violin, mom?!! I would say, "I can play violin" whilst doing a sick guitar riff.
YOU ruined my life, mOM!!

158 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7932 12:47

I just realized that all the hentai sites I regularly go to aren't secured with SSL. This means that my ISP knows my all my fetishes...

159 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7932 12:53

I'll have you know I'm not interested in 3DPD.

160 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7932 14:10

Even SSL isn't completely secure.

However, your ISP doesn't care. As long as you give them money, and as long as they don't get DMCA requests or whatever, they won't bother you.

161 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7932 18:12

I think that big hairy guy sleeping over there hasn't had a job since the Mammoths went extinct.

162 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7932 18:21

I threw up in my mouth a little bit.

163 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7932 19:47

I also threw up in your mouth a little bit.

164 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7932 21:28

Life is silly.

165 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7932 21:42

Indeed, I feel like I'm a human-loving misanthrope.

166 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 06:29

167 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 09:43

mi mi mirakuru
miku run run

168 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 13:34

What this is right now is some buffoon with his dick up the asshole of my shit, and it's got to end

169 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 13:48

"Branes..." groaned the zombie string theorist.

170 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 15:01

Ayla Mao

171 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 15:19

When Madoka was airing, I totally called out the fact that Madoka was getting stronger with each time loop and everybody thought I was stupid and my theory sucked.

172 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 18:48

Spoilers? This looks like spoilers.

173 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 18:57

Darth Vader is Luke's father

174 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 19:06

Oh shit, I'm so sorry.
At least it doesn't reveal too much.

175 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 19:07

The more I learn about clouds the less I feel like I understand them.

176 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 19:14


No worries. I was probably never going to wath it anyway.

177 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 19:46

I think that >>163-kun is hitting on me. Therefore, I propose that we kill him before he tries to rape me.

178 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 20:19

The whole saga is about father-son relationships. Well, uh, the newer trilogy is actually more like "How I met your mother".

179 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 20:34

nature is nice
summer is nice
biking is nice

same number of letters

180 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 20:39

Hey, >>177, does this smell like chloroform to you?

181 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 20:48

I agree so much.
I still have not seen the rest of the movies. Should I watch them?

182 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 21:21

seinfeld is my favorite anime

183 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7934 00:46

eyyy fuck a you, man

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7934 02:32

I can't stand laugh tracks. Whoever came up with them was probably thinking "our material is garbage, but our audience is so stupid that they won't notice it if we just play laughter over it".

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7934 06:58

I made a pie from all fresh ingredients, including a kilogram of fresh cherries.

It is a good pie but pitting that many cherries one at a time was very time-consuming.

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7934 07:31

Thoughts cannot possibly be written down.

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7934 10:24

At last, I have slain the last of my exams! Time to drink heavily and laugh at ASCII dwarves!

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7934 10:28

my eyes aaah

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7934 11:26

In a time before time, exams slain me. It was inevitable.

190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7934 12:17

Seinfeld has a live-studio audience

Only the third movie is worth watching. The first 2 cover what happened in the series

captcha: nyan

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7934 14:03

The one time one of my mac using friends comes to me asking for me to pirate something for them (adobe cs3), both the pirate bay and kickass don't have it. Not counting viruses. Wow. Never would I have thought TPB would NOT have something I was looking for.

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7934 14:25

They blew all that money on macs and won't pony up for the software?

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7934 16:33

Do you really expect macfags to make good decisions?

194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7934 18:34

>>193 Yeah, my bad. For a moment there I forget what lemmings they are.

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7934 18:52

Live studio audience doesn't make unfunny jokes better. The laughter track is edited and mastered after recording anyway.

TPB went to shit ever since the original founders left it. Try torrentz.eu, it seems to aggregate a few trackers.

Well, you said it yourself: they blew it, they don't have any left. But they own a mass-market luxury thing.

196 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7934 19:27

I remember pirating the first creative studio, not to mention the standalone Fireworks, Flash and Dreamweaver back when they were not part of Adobe countless times (actually 5 or 6 times) back when I had an iMac at high school. It should be plenty more available nowadays.

197 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7935 10:27

If I was a bird I'd tease cats through the window too.

198 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7935 12:59

I want to go home.

199 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7935 14:46

Oh no, I was trying to come up with something so witty that I missed >>196 GET!

200 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7935 22:13

Just be careful when pirating nowadays. There's this type of new malware called crypto-ransomware that encrypts your files and then asks you to pay if you want the decryption key. These are especially common on public torrent trackers.
And the number of seeders is not as indication that it's legitimate. Someone with a botnet can easily seed their own malware torrent quite a few times. And "legitimate" or "VIP" uploaders don't mean shit.

201 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7935 22:32

Where Have You Been

202 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 00:45

I've been here and I've been there and I've been in between.

203 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 06:06

well I was going to post text art but it turns into gibberish moonrunes here
(≖‿≖ )
( ≖‿≖ )
( ≖‿≖)

204 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 06:08

okay I guess it only turns into gibberish moonrunes in the post preview

205 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 09:39

this board software has its quirks

206 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 10:10

The box of science.

207 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 11:16

Humans are terrible hypersexualised beings who condone mating at any season, at any time of day — and yet keep everything about it a taboo.

208 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 11:39

All this tree sperm is making my nose run.

209 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 16:57

Realizing I've been holding on to a vertical support rail on the train with the grip that I use on my cock while jacking off

210 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 17:08

I cycle through 3-4 different styles to avoid that problem

Stallmanic advice: Use a disposable VM when accessing the internet!

211 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 17:37

Stallman would actually recommend using software that doesn't require you to do that.

212 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 18:27

No, Stallman would actually recommend avoiding using the Internet for as much as possible and write all software you need in GNU Emacs.

213 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 22:11

JOHN: n... no!

214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 22:17

Stallman would use a script to fetch a web page remotely from someone else's computer, e-mail it to himself, and then view it locally in a text editor.

215 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 23:43

I'm doing it! I'm really doing it! I'm reading a visual novel completely untranslated! I bet so many japanophiles are jealous of me right now.

216 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 23:52

butt stuff

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7937 01:14

>>202 I was listening to this in the car yesterday

218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7937 01:17

I am very jealous of >>215

219 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7937 02:36

220 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7937 09:32

Optimised for fewer page fetches:

221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7937 11:22

I love you.

222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7937 12:44

What do you mean by "would"? That's exactly what he does.

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7937 17:33

Sometimes I think the death penalty shouldn't exist. But then sometimes I think a guy who commits a really horrific crime deserves to be mutilated and burned alive on national television. I guess I can understand both sides of this argument.

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7937 18:41

What is that smell?

225 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7937 22:43


226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7938 00:40


227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7938 01:52

>>234 Ran towards a copper with a drawn piece waving a butcher knife out of friendliness.

228 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7938 01:56

This PC

  • (D:)

--|__ school
-------|__ do not open
-----------|___ not porn
---------------|___ porn

229 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7938 01:57

>>227 I am thinking about clumsily posting in the wrong thread

230 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7938 04:48

>>228 claimed this post was a joke.

231 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7938 18:19

I don't like how sincerity seems to have gone out of fashion.

232 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7938 18:23

Where, on the media and stuff? There's New Sincerity which is an antithetical movement to cynicism and irony.

233 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7938 19:13

Sincerity is the new irony

234 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7938 19:50

235 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7938 19:56

Trying to download a torrent that has 0 seeders
I might die of old age before it finishes

236 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7938 21:16

The only things I'm interested in torrenting are all zero seed torrents. It's so sad.

237 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7938 23:26

every time I cum, I unleash a torrent of my seed

238 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7938 23:36

Rescued a cute moth. All is well.

239 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7938 23:59

It's those obscure tastes that bring us together as DQN.

240 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7939 00:26

Eat my anus

241 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7939 03:12

unzips banana

242 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7939 07:13

I was so fucking close! I almost beat Athena, but then RNG had to shit on me! SHIT ON MY FUCKING BOARD! FUCK YOU! I WAS TRYING MY DAMNEDEST BUT YOU JUST SHIT ON ALL OF MY EFFORT!

243 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7939 08:15

I used to put that folder under some game install directory but then I uninstalled the game and it deleted everything.

244 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7939 09:04

These RSS feed things are nice.

245 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7939 12:30

Is this you?

246 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7939 13:43

No, that's a moth!

Also, the moth I rescued was way cuter than that. I'm not sure precisely what it was, but it looked something like this or this.

247 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7939 21:59

le shitmommy

248 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7939 23:36

I just jacked off three times in a row within an hour.

The third time was the most satisfactory.

249 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7940 06:57

250 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7940 08:32

Ambient 4 lizards dude what real reptile lizards.

251 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7940 11:51

How nice.

252 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7940 16:15

I'm back, missed my waifu, stupid feds didn't even find my back up HD, ;) #YOLO

253 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7940 16:18

What happended?

254 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7940 21:58

You have to suffer first.

255 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7941 00:38

Nopenopenopeneop tired grey earl too late for that too late not to drink it

256 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7941 07:49

bitch durango

257 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7941 11:31

Before going to bed I like to hop on Skype with my friend and start watching a long Vinesauce stream at the same time. We watch it till I'm ready to fall asleep.

258 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7941 12:42

Is it weird that I like only young asian women? I think they're cute and their characteristics are very attractive to me.

259 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7941 13:27

yall niggas need jesus smh

260 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7941 13:47

I told a bunch of jokes on Facebook and the feds arrested me for CP! Even after I named the folder "don't click" they still found it...

261 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7941 14:51

That's why my 20GB CP folder is labeled "not CP"

this post is a joke

262 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7941 16:05

Holy macaroni, I can watch complete movies at Wikipedia!
This is going to change everything at work!

263 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7941 16:10

20GB? That's nothing! I have over 100GB worth of cheese.

(this post too is a joke)

264 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7941 18:50


265 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7941 19:03

Wow, are we all being watched now, just because of your stupid facebook jokes?! Delete your profile and read Wodehouse, you mongrel!

266 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7941 19:23

A cat on my lap means I have found new and novel ways of using my netbook. Picture da Vinci sniffing his palette.

267 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7941 20:57

DQN touches children

268 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7941 22:00

It's not weird, you just have shit taste

269 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7941 22:04


270 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7941 22:09


271 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7941 22:52

I want spaghetti bolognese, but I also want to sleep. What should I do?

272 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7941 23:50

Calm down. Ask someone for help.

273 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7942 03:54

I love my mother dearly, but she has a habit of making up facts in her head and it is incredibly frustrating.

She chided me for drinking 2% milk, because she said it has less Vitamin D than whole milk. I argued that this wasn't true, but she insisted and I had to show her the nutrition labels to convince her.

It's an asinine example, but this is far from an isolated event. She never reads labels, instructions, packaging, or anything of the like, and just comes to conclusions about things based on absolutely nothing but her own imagination.

Does anyone else know anybody like this? I don't understand it but it interests (and infuriates) me.

274 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7942 06:23

move out

275 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7942 09:23

[DQN Advice Thread]

276 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7942 09:40

Copy stuff from stackoverflow. If BAD END happens, claim workplace bullying, that you were forced to do a task you obviously wasn't prepared to do.

They are probably trying to lower your self-esteem to make you work more or pay you less.

Back in the day, nobody helped me when I couldn't make a decision. They just pointed at their displays and laughed.

277 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7942 10:00

Is your mom hot?
This is important.

278 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7942 10:09

whole milk does contain more vitamin D unless the reduced milk is fortified.

279 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7942 10:11

My mother is also like that. I'm pretty sure it's just a woman thing.

captcha: unass

280 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7942 10:18

Is this why America is stereotypically unhealthy?

281 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7942 18:38

Autechre is perfect programming music

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7942 20:59

America is larger and more diverse than all of Europe. I've lived in three different states so far and they're all very different. How can you stereotype a country with over 300 million people, especially when many of those people are immigrants from all over the world?
The "Americans are all Christian hillbillies in the Bible Belt who are fat and wear American flag shirts" stereotype is only believed by people who know nothing about our country.

283 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7942 21:31

>>282 This is true. I'll add, though, that even we Americans like to stereotype our own country. People in Virginia think Californians are all liberal pot-smoking surfers. People in New York think Georgians are all bucktoothed hicks who make moonshine. People in Georgia think everyone in New York is an Italian gangster. etc. The US really is diverse. All Europe has on the US in that sense is way more languages and a lot more history and old rivalries.

284 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7942 21:36

America rules. Fuck Europe.

285 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7943 03:24



286 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7943 06:30

I can't help, my systemd-burnd has a bug where it won't create fire unless you reconfigure a bunch of completely undocumented files in different places throughout the system and when I filed a bug about it it was closed as "WONTFIX - breaking functionality is not a bug"

287 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7943 09:45

Let me rephrase you: all Europe has on the US in that sense is way more cultural diversity. And don't worry, Europeans have just as many stereotypes for each other.

Also, Europe in its proper definition (not just EU) includes a few more countries, and Russia up to Ural mountains is one of them. Thus continent's total surface area is slightly more than the US.

America went to shit since early 20th century.

288 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7943 10:11

Europe is practically in the middle east or africa anyway.

289 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7943 10:34

We have to steal all that stuff that the British stole and put it in our museums first. Also a few things in Amsterdam, Paris, Rome, and Athens. After that, the continent-wide arson spree may commence. How much gasoline/marble can I carry in a checked bag on KLM? This is important. Please respond.

290 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7943 10:38

Jesus H I shouldn't have said anything, what's with all the weirdly defensive strawmen?

291 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7943 15:19

While I usually just reflexively say "no" or whatever to anyone with a clipboard in public, I do kind of wish I'd listened to the pitch from that little girly-muscled weenie who asked me to "help save our democracy from being destroyed" last year. I suspect it had something to do with the horrible idea that the 'pubs would take the senate and VOTE THE WRONG WAY ON EVERYTHING OH GOD but it might have been something different.

292 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7943 16:11

I feel like I'm bored with the US but I'm probably just bored with my own lonely life.

293 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7943 21:39

My life is a small circle of ever smaller circles.

294 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7944 00:54

You're the only straw man, you ass-strawhat.

You can probably get everything you need across the border. Just beware of exchange rates at airports.

295 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7944 01:56

Eurocucks are going down.

296 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7944 03:04

white genocide is a real thing

297 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7944 09:03

Fuck birthdays. Mine was lame and I didn't even get a single gift, even if the gifts aren't important, but I at least know that I'm not worth spending any money to these fucks that are my "family".

Also, I didn't get to fap! I didn't get to fucking fap on my birthday!

298 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7944 12:47

I guess I'm not asexual after all.

299 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7944 13:32

Simmer down brah :^)

300 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7944 15:28

It was a very specific problem, I did manage to get it working somewhat according to what they wanted. Some portions were, of course, left incomplete, only the main functionality was done. They haven't complained so GOOD END, I guess? I'm also deeply considering quitting. Not only was I not comunicated of this issue on time, I was expected to solve it before a completely arbitrary deadline because I can only assume, someone on sales fucked up.

301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7944 15:59

Rise and shine, Mister Freeman, rise and... shine. Not that I wish... to imply that you have been sleeping on... the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well... let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference... in the world. So, wake up, Mister Freeman. Wake up and... smell the ashes.

302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7944 17:11

YOU MUST DIE! or else you will DIE.

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7944 17:40


304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7944 17:45

I wish I could just laugh at the HL3 obsessive types with the appropriate detachment and schadenfreude, but the truth is I really want to see HL3 released as well.

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7944 22:48

Finally got rid of my sideburns.

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7945 01:09

I'm an adult and I can't even grow sideburns.

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7945 05:09

Medications can be a wonderful thing.

Consider yourself lucky, they can be a real pain to trim evenly.

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7945 10:06

See, you're doing great! Another "we needed this done yesterday" and "we would like you to code for a week with just enough time for a quick naps" and you'll get used to it.

309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7945 18:57


310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7945 23:39

if we are in the matrix then what is the matrix in lol

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7946 05:31

I should not have not tha-t.
I should not have done that.

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7946 07:27

I cringe when I see people use their birth-date in their usernames

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7946 07:29

Reading on a tablet or e-reader is superior to reading from your monitor.

314 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7946 10:43

Why am I so tired? Sleeping 6 hours should be enough.

315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7946 14:01

I usually sleep for 10+ hours without an alarm to wake me up

316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7946 17:40

>>156 yes indeedy, i got the hell orbs album it's pretty neat

317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7946 19:16


318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7946 20:31

No, go to your room.

319 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7946 20:56

Come with me~

320 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7946 22:10

pomf pomf

321 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7946 22:43

Reminder that RPing is against the role

322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7946 23:02

I think I forgot how to have fun. All the simple things I loved doing as a teenager like eating lots of junk food and staying up all night aren't fun anymore.

323 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7946 23:41

Paracetamol overdose is a possible reality. Now let me go puke.

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7947 03:36

Apparently I'm getting free education! I wonder if they have a degree in mitten studies...

Talk to your doctor, there are pills and stuff for that.

325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7947 08:43

I wish I studied mittens.

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7947 21:03

There are some japanese people hanging around in my office and I'm afraid they are going to catch a glimpse of my computer screen and recognize all this SJIS stuff and 2ch-ish boards and are going to call me out on me wasting my time miserably.

327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7947 23:24

This blanket is nice and warm and soft.

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7948 08:06

I'm cold. I want mittens.

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7948 10:03


330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7948 10:15

I was in this job interview, and suddenly my noses started running heavily. I was covering my nose with my hands by sitting in the Gendo pose and the mucus dropped down between my legs onto the floor. By the time the interview was finished, I left behind a huge puddle of snot next to the chair I sat on.

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7948 12:17

tigerr elecronicz

332 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7948 17:39

I could do with a shower.

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7949 17:02

I cannot handle this.

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7949 18:01

cake farts

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7949 18:32

No it doesn't!

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7949 18:45


>sitting in the Gendo pose

Oh lord you poor poor man.

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7949 20:55

Needless to say, I didn't get the job.

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7950 04:23

Man, I'm sorry. I'm with you man, I'm going through some really tough times myself.

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7950 06:08

In other news I just got another raise.

340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7950 06:18

I have rich parents so I never have to work a day in my life

341 Name: If we're talking about ourselves : 1993-09-7950 08:11

I was never rich, but I never spend money on anything. I'm doing OK

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7950 16:05

Would it have killed you to ask for a tissue?

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7950 19:30

The Unholy Citadel has evaporated away into the timeless vacuum again...

344 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7950 22:52

Would a gay pharaoh be entombed in a sarcofagus?

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7951 00:06

Sometimes I wonder if I'm too intelligent.

346 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7951 01:05

More likely the problem is that you think you're too intelligent.

347 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7951 04:34

Surely this can't be all there is. There has to be more.

348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7951 04:53

I want to put a shobon mouth flap between my lips and play with it

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7951 06:02



350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7951 09:29

Children who were born after 9/11 are losing their virginity

I feel uneasy about this

351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7951 09:37

Somehow AAchan is still up though.

352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7951 11:27

Well, I sure killed that thread.

353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7951 22:15


354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 02:01


355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 03:18

I found a nearly-abandoned image board that still has threads up from 2009

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 03:27


357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 05:02

Starting in October, the "future" from Back to the Future: Part II takes place in the past.

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 05:51

Remember the last time a stranger did something nice to you.

359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 06:17

Sometimes I remember a thought experiment we did in 11th grade Civics class. A handful of students were given roles to play, and the scenario was that they were all trapped on a sinking boat and the rest of us had to vote on who to throw off to save the rest, one at a time, until only one was left, who would be the one to survive. I think each one of them also got a bit of time to give their schpeal about why we should vote to let thhem stay on the boat. Their roles were mostly things like a pregnant woman, a teacher, an ordinary salaryman; but there were two that were very obviously supposed to end up as the last two on the boat: a scientist who had discovered the cure for cancer, and a diplomat who had discovered the secret to world peace.

So, when it came down to those two, the students overwelmingly voted to keep the guy with the cure for cancer, including me. And then the "correct" answer was revealed, that we were supposed to keep the guy with the secret for world peace. The logic being, that more people die in war than die of cancer, but that most of us had voted the "wrong" way because more people in the first world are affected by cancer deaths than war deaths.

I wanted to tell her, that that wasn't my motivation at all. I've never known anyone in my life who died of cancer. It wasn't that I wanted to get rid of cancer, it was that I didn't want to get rid of war. I couldn't think of how to put it into words then, but war is really the purging cataclysm that's needed in society every few generations. A very real incarnation of the belief in quite a few relgions who believe that when the world is at its most corrupt and foul and wicked, their god of choice will destroy it and make it anew. Or to put it in a more nihilistic way, just being a human life doesn't give it any intrinsic meaning, what gives human life meaning is struggling against other human lives. Societies advance through conflict with other societies.

Humans are inherently conflict-seeking. We didn't evolve to be happy and content with 2.5 children and a mortgage and a mid-sized car, we evolved to always want more, to search for new enemies to beat and new problems to overcome only to move on to the newest enemy and the newest problem once the old ones are taken care of. When there's no "real" problems left to take care of, people start inventing them, and the ones they invent are usually stupid ones. Sometimes I wonder what would happen if all the people going on their moral crusades about other people being mean on the internet or men spreading their legs too wide on the train had "real" problems to worry about like where their next meal is coming from, or artillery falling on their houses. Sometimes I think ISIS or the Nazis had the right idea, that there's no such thing as a futile conflict because conflict is what's true and meaningful.

I don't know, is that "edgy"?

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 06:22

The other day it was pretty hot outside and I was walking home from the grocery and an older lady offered me a ride. I turned her down because by the time I ran into her I was only a block or so from home, but it was nice.

Also, the doughnuts I bought that day melted into some kind of mushy puddle of warm cream and dough and frosting while I was walking.

361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 07:59

I want a girlfriend

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 08:12

I just listened to a denpa song that featured TAKASHI prominently.

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 09:25

I agree that humans are inherently conflict-seeking, so the idea of world peace is ridiculous and impossible. However, I don't think war purges blowhard assholes, it usually does exactly the opposite. If it's just a matter of keeping the population in check, I'd rather just have large, random portions of the human population die of cancer.

Anyway, I'd kill them both and keep the pregnant woman so I could have a threesome with her and her child. How's that for edgy?

364 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 12:12


365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 13:38

Britney who?

366 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 15:15

Britney is a stupid name.
It's so stupid that it almost angers me.

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 16:56

368 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 17:55

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 18:05

Man I wish I was Japanese

370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 19:12

I can't take any website with the .biz TLD seriously

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 21:17


> Humans are inherently conflict-seeking.

Yet armed conflict has been steadily decreasing since the 1940s. Further, your idea of evolution seems rather skewed. Evolution knows no improvement, only adaptation. We evolved to adapt to Earth's condition, not to spread dominion among masses. This misinterpratation was obviously very in vogue with Hitler and his political circle. He was pretty whack in the head, as you may know.

372 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 21:56

I agree, I don't think humans are conflict-seeking in the slightest. In fact, I'd say it's precisely the fact that we've evolved not to seek conflict which is why we've gotten so far. Consider: if you locked a hundred chimps or apes who didn't know one another in a room, it'd be an absolute bloodbath; they'd be at one another's throats in seconds. If you locked a hundred modern humans who didn't know one another in a room, they'd probably just stand around having awkward small talk.

War is very much on the decline, and rightly so; it's wasteful, inefficient and ineffective at actually solving any social problems. I am very glad to see that the international community is now too strongly interlinked for organised war between major world powers. It's unimaginable, for instance, to imagine China going to war with the US, despite their ideological differences, because they depend too much on one another for trade. Similarly, most people in the first world are well educated and independent enough that they wouldn't support a war if there are sensible alternatives.

Most wars since World War II have been either civil wars in failed states or certain overzealous first world countries invading vastly less developed countries for dubious reasons, neither of which seem particularly meaningful or necessary. Incidentally, did you know that the Iraq War, besides being a huge waste of money and human life, was illegal under international law, yet nobody has ever even come close to being brought to justice over it?

Well, more importantly, here's a video of a capybara wearing a hat sharing a paddling pool with some ducklings.

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7953 00:00

more of a shetland phony, amirite

374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7953 01:16

It's only really been decreasing in the "developed" world, the rest of the world is killing each other just as much as they always have. You can't just make such a sweeping generalization and then hand-wave away the counter-evidence by saying "oh, yeah, well those things only happen in shithole countries anyway".

375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7953 07:52

I dream of being a Japanese salaryman and living a miserable life.

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7953 13:09

p-please be gentle with me

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7953 14:38


> a sweeping generalization

It's not a sweeping generalization. It's a judgement that I make from reading statistics on worldwide, emphasis on worldwide, statistics on battle deaths, which is currently at the lowest point it's ever been. I got it from a chart that got its numbers from this thing http://www.hsrgroup.org/human-security-reports/2013/text.aspx
Even if I was making such a distinction between the developed world and the non-developed world, you're still dismissing that said "developed" world was very much involved in violent wars not too long ago, and them not being involved in armed conflict anymore would still point out to a waning of war.
And you can't just tell my I can't hand-wave evidence away when you didn't present any, what's that supposed to be.

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7953 16:07

Sailor Swift

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7953 17:07

Happy lolis in your bed.

380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7953 17:19

> sageru.org is almost here!

Lies! All you do is lie!

381 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7953 22:20

How did it come to this?

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7954 00:10

my family thinks only racists dislike obama

383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7954 02:25

What do the Kha'ak want?

384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7954 06:47

I should be asleep.

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7954 09:29

I'm gonna need some mittens for this.

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7954 11:47

That's not normal!

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7954 16:59

Did you know that cheeses loves you?

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7954 22:34

I'm way too drunk to be ankiing.

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7954 23:54

What a friend
We have in Cheeses

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7955 01:22

Shouldn't that be "cheeses love you", since "cheeses" is plural? Who taught you English? I'm afraid I might have to come over there and slap you silly.

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7955 04:09

Cheeses loves me
this I know
'cause the Bible tells me so

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7955 06:07

What if I'm lactose intolerant?
What can Cheeses do for me?

I'll resort to Tofu, ty.

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7955 07:32

today i ate my first burrito and there where no cheeses because i am alergic

and it was good

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7955 08:58

le shitmommy

395 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7955 11:54

This sounds like either the best thing to happen to me in ages, or a huge scam.

396 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7955 14:47


397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7955 20:59

Monty Python's cheese shop

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7956 18:15

What kind of moron gets hit by a bus inside a shopping mall?

399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7956 20:49

Contemplative melancholy piano music.

400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7956 23:31

How is a system where individual works for his or her own individual benefit morally better than a system where collective works for its own collective benefit?

401 Name: >>400 : 1993-09-7956 23:32

Make it "morally or otherwise better" even.

402 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7956 23:32

Remember when typing NO CARRIER would knock people offline?

Good times, good times...

403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7957 05:51

There's a good chance that before I die instead of seeing my loved ones and important events of my life, a string of 2004-2006 4chan memes will flash before my eyes.

404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7957 17:39

RIP sageru.

405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7957 18:33

Those were the times!

406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7957 18:44

I'll mongle your cock.

407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7957 18:59

Good riddance to bad garbage

408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7957 19:58

Songs about bears.

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7957 23:33

Remember deathpings?

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7958 01:03

It's not, but more often than not the reality of the second system ends up being the collective working for the benefit of some individual.

411 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7958 13:08

Posting in this thread is a good substitute for keeping a diary.

412 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7958 15:45

Good riddance to you, after I murder you!

413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7958 16:34


414 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7958 17:55

Internet tough guy

415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7958 18:19

why can't I cyka all these blyats

416 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7958 18:43

The day went by so fast it's unreal.
Maybe I'm still dreaming.

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7958 19:11

Are delusion and misery really my only options?

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7958 21:33

WTii sucks so hard at Warcraft 1 it's hard to decide if watching him is funny or painful.

419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7958 21:46

You watch other people play video games? How distasteful.

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7958 22:09

I claim this get while smoking a joint.

Captcha: fear

421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7958 23:10

Why is there a toothbrush next to my computer? How long has it been there?

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7959 00:27

Play that funky music white boy~

423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7959 01:17

I bought a shirt online but it was too small and it turns out they don't have a return/exchange policy. I'm somewhat angry.

424 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7959 01:19

They aren't mutually exclusive. You can have delusion AND misery.

425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7959 10:20

That girl is so cute I just want to hold her down and lick her from head to toe.

426 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7959 11:59

How distasteful.

427 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7959 12:34

I imagine she'd taste quite nice, actually.

428 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7959 17:06

These newfags are seriously beginning to annoy me.

429 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7959 19:43

>>425 I hope you're talking about a woman who doesn't exist and only has two dimensions. Otherwise, I have to agree with >>426

430 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7959 20:49

I'd've thought it goes without saying, but yes, I was talking about a 2D girl.

It happens every so often that a misguided newbie stumbles across our fair superstructure and decides to try "trolling" or "shitposting" or whatever the kids call it these days. I was genuinely upset the first few times it happened, but they always get bored and give up after a while no matter what you do. It's not really worth worrying about.

431 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7960 07:11

432 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7960 08:29

Why am I here?

Why did I even ask this question?

433 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7960 13:42

I really wish more websites looked like this.

434 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7960 13:50


435 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7960 19:11

We've got to ekscape

436 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7960 19:19

There comes a time in any man's life when he must stand up and go to the bathroom and then come back and sit down again.

437 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7960 19:57

Like right now, for instance.

438 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7960 21:59

I ought to eat something.

439 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7960 23:51

The Poopsmith's not a bad guy, he just has a crappy job.

440 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7961 01:25

You either have free will or you don't. You can't choose it.

I don't get that song at all.

441 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7961 08:13

Whoa, that's the first time I've seen somebody use "I'd've". I like it.

442 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7961 08:20

Why do people ask questions only they themselves can answer?

Why do I say stupid pseudo-philosophical questions on the Internet like it even matters?

443 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7961 10:28

Science fiction is rubbish. Not the concept of the genre itself but the works that compose it.
I suppose, in this way, you could say that the genre itself is rubbish, actually.

444 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7961 12:56

Kind of agree. To me part of the problem is that it's mostly actually anti-science fiction (see the "caveman science fiction" comic for a send-up of this) and another part is that the explanations given for stuff are often clearly bullshit to anyone who's studied the science involved more than the average Joe. "It's magic" starts to seem not so bad by comparison (though fantasy has its own problems regarding the constant use of Tolkien-chewed-up-by-D&D-and-regurgitated tropes and the glorification of monarchy/feudalism.)

445 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7961 13:03


There's some good SF out there as well, you know.

446 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7961 13:29

good layout

447 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7961 14:52

I don't understand why does the new jurassic park movie feature featherless dinosaurs.
Feathered dinosaurs are really cool.

448 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7961 15:36

I think it's cool that birds are now categorized under Dinosauria. When I eat chicken or turkey I enjoy the thought of eating a dinosaur.

449 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7961 18:51

I got GfxTablet running (I have a samsung with a spen and all) and I feel like one of those wizards from 2006 with their screenless tablets

450 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7961 21:16

tsundere devil

451 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7961 23:19

I bet I'll sleep well after that!

452 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7962 01:18

I could have done better today.

453 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7962 01:19

I just want someone to hug.

454 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7962 11:29


455 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7962 13:59

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456 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7962 18:00

Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily.
Life is but a dream.
Life is but a dream.
Life is but a dream.
Life is but a dream.
Life is but a dream.
Life is but a dream.

457 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7962 20:24

Somewhere out there is a guy, probably in his mid to late 20s and possibly on the autism spectrum who's been using the same Pokemon team since gen 1 and trading them up every time a new game came out.

458 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7962 20:33

I don't understand this trend recently of putting eroge on Steam but with all the ero content cut out. What the hell is the point? Are westerners really so repressed that we have to pretend that we only play porn games for the superb plots and masterful dialogue?

459 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7962 21:30

Actually there's no way to trade from gen2 to gen3, so gen1-2 is like a closed ecosystem. You can with all the needed equipment go all the way from gen3 to the latest games.

460 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7963 06:43

Just on the border

of your waking mind,

There lies another time.
Where darkness and light are one,

And as you tread the halls of sanity.

You feel so glad to be unable to go beyond.

I have a message
from another time.

461 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7963 07:43

My favoite pokemon is the loli.

462 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7963 13:06

Life is short, and I can't put off doing what I love any more.

463 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7963 18:27

Sailor Moon Super Famicom games on James and Mike Mondays, or the AVGN. Also the Irate Gamer should be playing them.

464 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7963 18:28

Let me tell you a spooky story.
I have just bought a plastic axe. But that's not the spooky part.
The axe was so I can go as Jack Nicholson to a birthday party. But that's not the spooky part.
As my gift to the embirthened at said party, I have bought the Lord of the Rings box set. But that's not the spooky part.

You see, the Garfield arc of the CTRL+V thread reminded me about mezzacotta.net, so I went there. The news section has lain dormant for years... until yesterday. I clicked on one of the links.

This is what I saw.

That was my story. I was thoroughly spooked.

465 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7963 22:36

If it makes you feel any better, you can at least see Barbie on JonTron.

466 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7963 23:21

People make my games harder by being retards. \( ´ー`)/

I can't carry all of these pieces of shit.

467 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7964 03:46

I did nothing

468 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7964 03:48

I said nothing

469 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7964 04:28

Well, congratulations! You got yourself caught! Now what's the next step in your master plan?

470 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7964 05:24

Crashing this thread...with no survivors!

471 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7964 06:17

I want to play Rising Storm with DQNs while making Yoshinoya jokes.

472 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7964 14:54

Cute girls enjoying phallic comestibles.

473 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7964 16:25

Your mama's like the Panama Canal: hundreds of vessels full of seamen go in and out of her every day.

474 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7964 17:36

Am I going to read anything today or get anything done or am I just going to spend the whole day on the internet?

475 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7964 21:31

Ass! ASS! aaaassssssss....

476 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7965 00:43

This is the final straw.

I'm won't be coming to this site for while.

477 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7965 02:12

I wonder how many drugs I would need to take to hallucinate myself into a loli-harem.

478 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7965 05:59

Someone get this hothead out of here.

479 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7965 16:46

I had a very vivid dream of being back in my secondary school. I haven't been there, or even particularly thought about the place, in years now, so it came as something of a surprise. The place was heavily embellished, as is normal for dreams - I don't recall my school containing a supermarket, construction site or hotel rooms, for instance - but the general layout was quite accurate. The library, maths block, languages block, paths through the grounds and so on were all in the right places.

So what was so vivid about it? I'm not sure how to put it exactly, but it was the feeling, or the general atmosphere of the place. The high ceilings, creaking floorboards, corridors just a little too narrow, lockers haphazardly arranged wherever they fit, and other such insignificant details. I remember mostly just walking about the place feeling strange at being back after so long. I also remember being unable to find a particular classroom, but it didn't feel particularly urgent; it wasn't like I was late for a lesson or something. It was actually oddly calming.

Really though, I don't know why I'm getting so sentimental about all this. Secondary school was certainly not a fun time in my life; I spent most of the time struggling with depression and social alienation. I almost feel like having such a rosy image of the place now is somehow an injustice to my former self.

Actually, more than anything, the whole situation reminds me of Rule of Rose (but perhaps with fewer projectile vomiting mermaids).

480 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7965 20:06

Is this guy genuinely mad? Why?

481 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7965 21:31

I feel like if I want to get anything done I MUST ban myself from the internet.

482 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7965 22:29

Calm down, >>480, now's not he time for question. That comes later.

483 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7965 22:47

All I want is lolis big booty lolis,
Used to sell panties so I can stack my riches.
All I want is lolis big booty lolis,

484 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7966 00:38

Today I was too lazy to wash a spoon and since I was already eating curry I ended up just shoveling it into my mouth with my fingers.

485 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7966 03:20

I wonder if it's normal to laugh and cry at the same time.

486 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7966 06:20

bootleg death grips vinyls

487 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7966 07:29

Both are ways of relieving tension. I think it's normal.

488 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7966 09:34

I think I'm going crazy
every day

489 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7966 17:34

Found another hibernating butterfly in my house. Hibernating until the end of time, that is. By which I mean it's dead. It is deceased, pining for the fjords, passed on, no more, ceased to be, expired and gone to meet its maker, a stiff, bereft of life, resting in peace, pushing up the daisies; its metabolic processes are history; it's off the twig, kicked the bucket, shuffled off its mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. It is an ex-butterfly!

It's yet another small tortoiseshell. Just now it's happily resting on my desk, wings closed, legs curled up, doing its very best dead leaf impression. I forgot just how light butterflies are - even lighter than paper. Holding it, you literally can't feel its weight at all.

Perhaps if I'd found it sooner...

490 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7966 18:04

Cram it through the poop-loop

491 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7966 23:19

depression intensifies

492 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7967 00:04

Explosive cyclogenesis?

493 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7967 01:49

loose lips sink ships

494 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7967 03:04

Gross. Think about where your fingers had been.

495 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7967 03:12

What a beautiful day today has been.

496 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7967 04:37

Ramona and her man do a tango dip. Cheek to cheek. Hip to hip, come on. The window's open, it's the heart of the summer. More people coming, looking for the number. Mary Ellen sees them. She has a little stutter, she yells "T-top floor, bottom buzzer!"

497 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7967 14:36

The rush of pus and blood surging from a squeezed pimple as it explodes.

498 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7967 14:47

I am mildly disappointed that nobody's made an eDonkey client called eAss yet.

499 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7967 16:37

Did you ever stop to think about the mites living in your eyelashes?

500 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7967 16:55

I like to think about how aware of my tongue I am at any given moment.

Also, 500get.

501 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7968 00:25


502 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7968 07:20


503 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7968 19:46

I can't believe how cute I look dressed as a girl.

504 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7968 20:17

is the art world post-cool?

505 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7968 20:49

My lexulous letters just now gave me the options of LESBIAN and BANSHEE.

hee hee hee

506 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7968 21:28

you probs look like shit tho. real talk

507 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7968 21:58

Sour grapes.

508 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7968 21:59

tunak tunak tun

vc: tiegher

509 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7969 14:32

So will a 2-second cinematic be triggered each time you hit an enemy with your chainsaw on the new Doom game?
I weep for the future.

510 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7969 20:37

goof butts

511 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7969 21:23

Schwarzenegger does not mean black nigger

512 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7969 21:24

Gears of War did that almost a decade ago

513 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7969 22:28


514 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7969 23:56


515 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7970 01:03

So when a gay couple gets a frivorce, how do the courts figure out which one to ream? Do they default to the butch one?

516 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7970 02:22


517 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7970 03:01


518 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7970 03:45

Don't play the Outrun soundtrack in the car. You will try to drive on the highway 100 mph and get pulled over by the cops. At least I assume you would.

519 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7970 03:48

>>518 Also, avoid the soundtrack from Initial D.

520 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7970 04:45

Naked dwarrows

521 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7970 08:17

Is it just me or is tanasinn.info all borked?

522 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7971 04:59

can't sleep too fucking warm outside

523 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7971 08:53

it's fucked up for me too, tons of php errors

524 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7971 12:16

For all that I enjoy my life, I'm not particularly committed to it. I often wonder about doing things like withdrawing all my money in banknotes and tearing it into confetti, or cutting contact with everyone I know and starting a new life on the other side of the planet, or committing suicide and leaving a note saying "Sorry, I got bored".

525 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7971 15:28

I wouldn't give you 2 cents for a broken meteor either.

526 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7971 16:10

lorg pnis

527 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7971 19:47

thiek pnis

528 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7972 03:38

Hot Slots

529 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7972 10:55


530 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7972 18:36

I live with a twelve year old girl, but she's a real bitch.

531 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7972 20:45

I'm building a starship with a Mohawk. And apparently that word needs to be capitalized. Learn something new every day...

532 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7973 05:50

Sometimes I think I'm going insane, I swear I might hijack a plane.

533 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7973 16:13

Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edge, I'm trying not to lose my head.

534 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7973 16:27

Keep calm and blow my wiener.

535 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7973 17:46

Everything I love causes me pain.

536 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7973 18:12

yeah I love nettles and unfiltered cigarettes too

537 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7973 20:36

I sure do hate it when my cat hawks up a trichobezoar.

vc: joy

538 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 01:44

If I commit a microaggression, is a microapology appropriate?

539 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 01:48

Whatever happened to bottle fuck guy with the unbearably small penis?

540 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 02:17

I think I might be schizophrenic. I would know, I've read the entire Wikipedia article.

541 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 02:48

I should be showering and going to bed... I don't wanna go to work tomorrow.

542 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 07:34

Personally I prefer the "Futaba" pagestyle, which one do you other four use?

543 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 07:50

>>542 Pseud0ch! I like bricks and the black line is a bit nicer looking than Buun

544 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 08:46

Trying to move out for the first time is destroying me. I miss being a young NEET.

545 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 10:00

I use Mercury.

546 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 15:12

I just leave it on Pseud0ch because I don't have javascript enabled and manually changing it is too tedious of a task.

547 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 15:14

I said: "Kiss me, you're beautiful. These are truly the last days".

548 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 15:31

CERN gives me a hadron.

549 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 16:21

It's possible to be a NEET living on your own, too! Good luck!

550 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 17:56

I just added a bunch of kaomojis to my dictionary in Android and also set up a shortcut for each one. Why didn't this occur to me before is beyond me. It's truly the best way to type kaomojis without changing the language of your keyboard.

551 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 18:26

So in addition to wanting your phone number, "for security", Google mail apparently now takes special note of what browser you log in from, "for security".

552 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 18:44

Honestly, the browser is really quite an unimportant piece of data Google can take from a privacy point of view. You can change your browser really easily and most browsers even allow you to spoof your user-agent, so as a piece of info that can identify you, it's a really lousy one.
And Gmail does send you email alerts when your account is accessed from a different browser and IP, so yeah, it helps with security.

553 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 18:49

Every server since ever does that.

554 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7975 06:23

Every site knows your user agent. Even my old site tracked which browsers people were using, mainly so I could concentrate on making sure it rendered properly for the most popular browsers.

556 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7975 16:58

I found out that Wolverine had a son that goes by the name Daken. Apparently, he's really fucked up and does a ton of stupid shit, but still remains a badass.

557 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7975 17:13

giant dongs


558 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7975 18:59

Goddamnit >>548-san I've been watching their updates for months and I never once thought of that joke. Thank you for brightening my day, may VIPCOINS bless your wallet.

559 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7975 22:50


560 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7975 23:13

Frilly dresses.

561 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 04:19

frilly dongs

562 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 04:45

pantsu nageru mon

563 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 08:03

Very cute.

564 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 10:42

Do you mean パンツ投げるもん or パンツ脱げるもん? I only ask because in my experience pantsu are not very aerodynamic.

565 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 14:23

Cute is justice.

566 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 21:01

Cute is the best!

567 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 21:48


568 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 22:04

ogger ogger booger ogger

569 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 22:15

he obviously meant 逃げる

570 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 23:30

I like marshmallows.

571 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 23:33

Marshmallows are ghost poop

572 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 23:35

I like ghosts too.

573 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7977 03:28

You'll Cowards Don't Even Puke Blood

574 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7977 12:57

Nothing ever quite fits.

575 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7977 19:51

homo sex is gay

576 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7977 20:44

The concepts are consistent through all layers, and everything is so automatic. This is what programming should be.

577 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7977 23:11

I mean, she's only one year under the age of consent, so it would barely even count.

578 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7978 02:22

Taste Mario's mushroom

579 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7978 03:50

Boobs MacKenzie

580 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7978 06:58

You'll Cowards Don't Even Post Quality

581 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7978 09:14

I don't want to buy furniture but maybe a futon would make for a good bed.

582 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7978 11:12

I couldn't be bothered to assemble a futon/sofa device so I slept on a futon mattress for a couple of years. It's fine.

583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7978 11:49

There are no good people.

584 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7978 18:30

I need a new laptop but I don't know which one

585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7978 18:32

64-bit? More like 64-shit.

586 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7978 20:28

587 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7978 21:18

Try sending that again please; your message was nothing but mojibake.

588 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7978 21:31

I hereby banish thee to the methane mines of Uranus.

589 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7978 22:55

I'm tried
my glasses hurt my face
i need to bathrooming

590 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7978 23:05

Geologists know their schist.

591 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7979 00:25

I'd like to use the letter x more.

592 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7979 01:39

I'm currently using an ancient Dell business laptop with 2gb of ram and a c2d and my only complaint is that it's heavy as hell and has no battery life. I've been thinking something like a Macbook Air or Dell Ultrabook fit the bill perfectly since they basically have the same specs but are lighter and with more battery life. Too bad I can't justify even to myself paying for one.

593 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7979 03:49

I'm thinking my next laptop will be a Surface Pro 3. It'll run everything I need, and weigh a lot less than my Asus & Wacom pad.

595 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7979 07:36

Does anyone remember that one site that did text analysis like this one but also gave estimates on the mood, gender, and age of the author and made some neat little interactive word map?

596 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7979 13:38

I'm hungry but I don't feel like eating.

597 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7979 13:57

First, stimulate her Klimtoris.

598 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7979 14:48

599 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7979 15:46

All of your Greek woes can go here.

600 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7979 16:17


601 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7979 21:44

A laptop is like a server with wheels and a battery backup right?

602 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7979 21:59

Hey DQN-kun that recommended Oniisama e a while ago, which episode is it where Nanako stands up and has to translate a poem into Japanese or something, and the poem reminds her of Rei and she starts crying? She mixes up "ai" and "koi" or something, and the English teacher is startled when she cries and is like "what's wrong, easy easy!"?

603 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7979 22:35

I... don't remember, sorry. From https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Oniisama_e..._episodes it must be somewhere after episode 33, probably no later than episode 35. I'd look it up myself but all the files are on my other computer.

604 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7979 23:49

I can easily imagine if my upbringing had been just a little different I'd've become an absolute hippy.

605 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7980 08:26

>>603 Thanks, I found it though! It was episode 19, I found a transcript.

606 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7980 11:48

Oh! Of course. When you said "reminds her of Rei" I thought you meant "reminds her of enormous spoilers involving Rei".

607 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7980 16:42

I'm actually super popular and everyone loves me. They're just too afraid to say so.

608 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7980 21:10

Love will find a way, ain't that always true?

609 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7980 22:42

>>608 I hope so.

610 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7981 12:02


611 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7981 15:45

What kind of idiot needs a fucking manual to test two buttons? Press one, fill the data, press the other, check result, done. If you really want one, you'll have to wait until I decide to fucking open up Word and whip out a document, which is happening never.

612 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7981 18:26

I simply can't sexualise enough children during my waking hours, so I have to do it while I'm asleep as well.

613 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7981 23:52

Children's ice cream, Manfred!

614 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7982 00:25

I simply can't. No more.

615 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7982 03:16


616 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7982 06:58

Death to pedophiles and lolicon!

617 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7982 20:56

Guy Fieri look-alike doing cunnilingus = no thank you.

618 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7982 23:31

Fluid dynamics is so tsundere for me.

619 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 03:31

I am not even that old at all, which makes it even more vexing when I realize that a disproportionate proportion of most online communities I come across is significantly younger than me.

620 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 03:40

I know that feel.

621 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 18:55

I see somebody else has learnt the terrible secret of HTML formatting.

622 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 21:16

I've never made so many consecutive posts

623 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 23:11

Chairman Pao is outta here!

624 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7984 12:50

My current thought was too lame so I'm posting this instead.

625 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7984 18:52

Wasn't there a part in the Bible where Jesus specifically says that the covenant between God and the Hebrews no longer applied? That meant Christians didn't have to do the snippy thing or not eat pork anymore.

626 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7984 19:41

Like many things in the Bible, it's ambiguous. Matthew 5:18 can be interpreted as saying that all of the Jewish rules still apply. Matthew 15:11 is generally interpreted as nullifying the dietary rules, though.

627 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7984 22:09

Tomorrow I'm embarking into the uncharted wilderness of Eastern Europe, and may be very busy and/or without internet for a while. Control tower updates might be sporadic for a while.

628 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7984 23:26

Is it Eastasia or Eurasia that's always been our ally?

629 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7985 03:15

Wordpress is run by feminist communist vegetarians. Look it up

630 Name: ( ・-・) : 1993-09-7985 06:27

( ・-・) Both. Neither. Whichever one Big Brother and MINITRU said was, most recently. The book is about the mutability of truth in an age of mass media and ruthless governments willing to rewrite the past to control the future.

( ・-・) Also, you're a big fat butt.

631 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7985 06:30

Hey, I'm reading that book right now.

632 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7985 11:17

So, Hitler?

633 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7985 20:40

It's been a year since I've been in this flat and the guy opposite still hasn't put a password on his wifi. God bless you, technophobic/overly trusting neighbour, whoever you are.

634 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7986 01:01

giant scorpion with a frenetically thrusting tail

635 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7986 01:04

That's not supposed to be on my penis. Was that always there or....

636 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7986 01:58

"Don't be a pussy and a vagina mixed into one."
Words to live by.

637 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7986 02:29


638 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7986 05:17

Was Liu Bei the original Mary Sue?

639 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7986 09:38

Sageru has returned! I really thought it wasn't coming back this time.

640 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7986 14:03

What did I eat that made such a colossal turd?

641 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7986 16:13

I just dreamed that my dog ate a bunch of ginger snaps, then went into the backyard and pooped out a bunch of giant turds shaped like ginger snaps but even bigger. I thought to myself, man he must not be getting any nutrition from his food, no wonder he's gonna die.

642 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7986 16:28

fat penis

643 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7986 17:56

holy shit DQN still exists.

644 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7986 18:34

No it doesn't, get off the shrooms.

645 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7986 19:43

How can open source software be "run" by someone? Even systemd and gnome can be usurped if someone would go through and re-release them without all the bullshit.

646 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7986 19:44

DQN can never die, just like sageru, they're their own kind of eternal hells.

647 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7986 23:04

Waterboard that chipmunk!

648 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7986 23:44

But sageru is shit

649 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7986 23:58

It's been so long I don't remember what Sageru is anymore

650 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7987 04:32

I love PHP.

651 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7987 04:41

You can't beat Time. You can't put up a place like that, insulting Time straight to its face, and expect to get away with it. And now it's slipping away, carried by Time as revenge.

652 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7987 07:57

I miss that "let's pretend to be lolis" thread that was up on Sageru. ( ・-・)

653 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7987 08:50

This is the best news I've heard recently.

654 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7987 09:28

Terrible things for terrible people.

655 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7987 10:23

Have you ever noticed that many, many people now use the term "individual" a whole lot as a noun to mean "a single person"? This really pisses me off for some reason. Why are you saying "this individual" or "that individual"? What's wrong with saying "person"? Does "individual" make what you're saying seem more important or scientific or something?

I can't understand why I care about this, but it does piss me off for some reason.

656 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7987 11:16

By "now" do you mean "for the past 400 years"?

657 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7987 14:57

>>655 I generally use it if I'm insulting someone. Like they're too much of a prick to be a "person" I guess.

658 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7987 15:19

>>655-657 I'm more annoyed that "meme" seems to have become an adjective.

659 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7987 16:08

I'm hungry yet I'm on a diet. If I lead a life of asceticism then I wouldn't mind. Then again, if I lived a life of asceticism, my reason to diet would be meaningless.
How troublesome.

660 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7987 17:22

Doshgarn Kids these days, memeing left and right... who do they think they are, memedividuals?!

661 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7987 18:10

fartazoid was here

662 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7987 18:13

Did you get his autograph?

663 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7987 20:03

Memegraphy? The study of memeing over time.

664 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7987 21:43

Somebody went and ruined September 8000 by making a post filled with HTML markup without selecting HTML formatting. I'm going to be depressed for the next 1000 days and I only have one person to thanks for that. Thanks.

665 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7987 23:59

I miss ClearWire. That was good internet.

666 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7988 00:03


667 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7988 00:31

I can't believe I've been visiting dqn for 4000 days...

668 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7988 00:36

>>656 I'm pretty sure this hasn't been a thing for the last four hundred years. At least not in the way most people seem to use the term today. Go to an office environment, you'll see what I mean.

669 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7988 00:43


670 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7988 00:50

"The Dark Demon has dark semen. And we all know dark semen is bad."

671 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7988 01:34

"7 Daredevil Dogs Who Are Unaware They Can Die"

Well that's fucking depressing. They may not be aware, but I am, and now you've ruined dogs doing cool things for me my making me hyperaware that they could DIE

672 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7988 03:13


673 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7988 08:56

I wonder what will happen on September 10000.

674 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7988 14:45

Maybe it'll finally be October?

675 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7988 17:37

It's hot as lord monkeyfuck's nipples out there.

676 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7988 18:45

Why are songs about pizza so damn catchy?

677 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7988 21:52

My VC is 'duckox'. I like to imagine a Duck and an Ox that are friends and get along and do friend things.

678 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7989 12:40

my vc is thiteer and I imagine it is the was a retard says theatre which makes me think of that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZwhNFOn4ik

679 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7989 20:15

They're either surgically attached or the two-headed offspring of a mallard and a scotch cow.

Mine's firth. You know, like Colin.
... There's a thread for captchas. You shut your trap already.

680 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7989 20:36

Why is everyone keeping VietCong and making them say weird vietnam words?

681 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7989 22:30


682 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7989 22:55

Remember, when you give your loved one a bouquet of flowers, you're giving them a bundle of other organisms' severed genitals.

683 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7989 22:55

Have YOU contributed to the VIPTRONIC album today?

684 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7990 04:10

Fuck that, let's make a new DQN ELECTRONICS album.

685 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7990 07:14

I am Zeqamet Benis

686 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7990 19:14

goof butts

687 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7991 01:05

The dark wizardry is spreading

688 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7991 01:12

Of course, this may lead to it being fixed, like that time way back on a MUD when I discovered how going into a shop and typing "sell <your own name>" would result in a message of "The shopkeeper takes the <your name> and throws it away." and then you'd end up in a weird void room where stuff that had lost its place was apparently sent to. After I shared it with a few people, it was determined to be an exploit (since exiting from said void would always take you back to the start room no matter where in the world you were) and it was patched out with the much less exciting "You can't sell people here, bub."

Then again, it seems like this site is barely patrolled, let alone maintained in the technical stuff.

689 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7991 04:25

Well ruloli is down.

690 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7991 12:47

I do my best programming listening to a mix of Autechre and Gescom, and I'm not even autistic.

691 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7991 22:11

My hourglass says I have to stop surfing and get back to work soon. I DON'T WANNA oop too late bye internet :(

692 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7991 23:29

Rebecca McAnally, what a name

693 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7992 11:37


694 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7992 17:01

I am Fuqabig Penis

695 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7992 17:05

I used to be a DQN like you, but then I took a meme to the knee.

696 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7992 21:08

Ahalmez ("Sweepings Demon") and Ahaltocob ("Stabbing Demon"), who hide in the unswept areas of people's houses and stab them to death

697 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7992 22:50

My initial reaction is apparently pretty common among westerners being exposed to the Romance of the Three Kingdoms story for the first time. I mean, that reaction being "this Liu Bei guy is such a huge faggot, is he really supposed to be the hero? Cao Cao is a lot cooler."

698 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7993 09:56

Like a little jack in the box you knoww....

699 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7993 16:39

Lately I've been shitting far too much. I shit at least 6 times a day, and by the fourth shit, it's pretty much just pure pain at that point. I can't wipe after the second shit, because I start to bleed. When it comes to that, I just take a shower and finger myself until it's all gone. I usually have to take another shit an hour and a half later.

700 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7993 21:36

You're literally shitposting. In retaliation to this I claim SEVEN HUNDRED GET!

701 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7993 23:52

Yup. Now I've got those CDs cued up. Thanks :)

702 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7994 02:44

got a condo made of stone-a

703 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7994 03:06


704 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7994 06:11

yeah I see that, daddy gave you good advice

705 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7994 08:15

My friend told me he hired a prostitute. I'm pretty sure he was a virgin up to that point. I've been avoiding him since.

706 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7994 08:21

This was probably his plan all along.

707 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7994 17:50

He could've become a wizard.

708 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7994 20:04

Today I played twister with a 10 year old girl wearing very tight bicycle shorts. Good thing I'm not a pedophile.

709 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7994 21:07

I did that too, I don't recommend it.

710 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7994 21:53

>>708 why are loli encounters always wasted on teleiophiles

711 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7995 00:51

freurein mariendorfu

712 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7995 01:38

King Boobus Tuber

713 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7995 05:28

the area is down!! what's gonna happen to VIP12ONIC?!

714 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7995 07:20

who what happened to saovq

715 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7995 08:22

Uh, the secret area is suddenly the unreachable area. Anyone know what happened?

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7995 12:04

The admin probably stopped giving a shit.

717 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7995 17:41

She has no idea how much I want to fuck her granddaughters.

718 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7995 19:33

You haven't sacrificed enough to the hebephile gods.

719 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7995 22:28

Many crimes are committed by featherless black men

720 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7995 22:29

The Masturdater

721 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7996 03:04

decapitation of the head

722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7997 17:56

Beer, anime and a wank. Another successfull Friday.

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7997 19:41

A true otaku would have sake.

724 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7997 21:14

weeb pls go

725 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7997 21:16


It's a ram.


It's a man eating fresh ram shit from the floor.

726 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7997 21:43

>>725 woah

727 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7998 14:39

Did the guy who was going to read aloud from the shitty fucking poetry thread ever deliver?

728 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7998 15:36

What a waste of potential for a URL.

729 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7998 17:01

I hate people who use "IMHO" with a passion.

730 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7998 17:32

What about "IMNSHO"?

731 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7998 18:10

>>729 It's like how a kawaii anime character uses desu IMHO

732 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7998 18:46

At least that would indicate some autognosis.

733 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7998 19:53

I like to say "IMHO-tep" in real life, but in a way that makes people think i'm calling them Imhotep. I amuse myself and that's what counts.

734 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7998 20:11

Holiday? More like loliday!

735 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7998 23:23

my preferred phrase is "in my not-remotely-humble opinion"

736 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7998 23:28

ITT We Describe Various gomezes

737 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7999 03:05

Today's recommended reading is "Gonad the Barbarian", enjoy.

738 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7999 11:02

So everyone is getting divorced now. That's cool.

On the road of life, I am a deer in the headlights. But I'm not wide-eyed. I'm not about to die. I'm trying to get hit here, but these bitches just keep on swerving to miss me. I love watching them wreck. It's awesome.

739 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7999 12:38

We like pizza in the morning
We like pizza every day
We like pizza in the evening
We like pizza any way

740 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7999 23:37

Love: the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket

vc: rude

741 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8000 07:02

I can read from the poetry thread if you want.

742 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8000 09:26

my girlfriend is addicted to my cock

743 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8000 13:56

Gomez gomez

744 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8000 17:07

DJ P. Niss & the Ballz

745 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8000 18:13

>>742 you poor thing

746 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8000 18:29

My girlfriend is addicted to not existing.

747 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8000 19:07

>>746 you poor thing

748 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8000 19:39

Life is the two hours between arriving home from work and going to bed.

749 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8000 23:06

>mohawk troll

Warcraft troll?

750 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8000 23:44

I'm regenerating five hp per second and there's nothing you can do about it!

751 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 03:45

They can't troll you if there dead.

752 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 06:03

New to the "misheard lyrics that I like better than the actual ones" files:
"Even though love could burn you through, I will love you just the same"
(Actual lyrics: "Even though like a bird you flew, I will love you just the same")

753 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 06:41

dafuq did I just read

754 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 14:22

I could OHKO you [i]right now.[/i]

755 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 14:53

>capitalizing gomez


756 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 19:01

I could UNKO you right now

757 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 19:54


758 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 20:09

I came here to post what I'm thinking only to realize I'm not thinking of anything.

759 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 22:08

homo sex is gay

760 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 02:52

Well, yes. I do suppose you're right.

761 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 08:29

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

762 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 08:49

Hey, it's me, Popuko! I'm one spicy gal!

763 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 17:04

I will chelate all your worries away.

764 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 18:20

What a shituation.

765 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 18:46

poo in a butt

766 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 18:48

butt in a poo

767 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 19:14

turd in a bird

768 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 19:18

Put your hands down my pants and I bet you'll feel nuts.

769 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 19:36

Nope, just a soggy poop.

770 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 19:56

What would happen if you injected crystal meth into a cheetah?

771 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 21:58

to be continue

772 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 22:47

"Could you just lie to me and call it good?"
"You would lie to my face?"
"Are you calling me a liar?"

773 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 03:38

pixie butt

774 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 11:27

Those ISIS guys pretty much became 100% relegated to "dumb internet meme" status in my mind once I saw that there's a dubstep remix and a Space Jam themesong mashup of "Saleel al-Sawarim".

775 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 12:34

I have no money and I must scream

776 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 15:03

I have no mummies and I just dream.

777 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 15:16

I am such a great person.

778 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 15:39

I have heard that buttplug tails look less like you have a tail and more like you have had a dead animal shoved up your butt.

779 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 15:58

I have no munnies and I just steam.

780 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 16:02

It doesn't matter, thanks to Mr. Obongoman, Iran is now in a position to launch an all-out-offensive against ISIS with full support from the US. There won't be a lot of ISIS to talk about in a year from now, so it might as well be an internet joke already.

781 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 16:47

Loli mid-orgasm.

782 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 17:25

It's taking a bit longer than usual, but it should be ready soon

Don't turn off your PC

783 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 18:33

Loli failed to orgasm ;(
We're collecting some information, do not turn off your PC
Your loli will be automatically rebooted once it has sent the crash report to Microsoft.

784 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 19:21

Isn't that the point?

785 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 19:39

Could be solved by moving tail part above the insertable.

786 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 22:42

dafuq did I just listen to

787 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 23:24

I just farted

788 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8004 00:53

Windows Tin

789 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8004 00:53

As I was flying out of Dulles International last month, I stopped at a pizza stand and bought a meal-sized pizza from a restaurant that doubled as a bar. As I ate it, the bartender asked me if it tasted good. I nodded and said ‘‘Yeah, 'sgood.’’ or something to that effect. But he repeated his question, almost insistently.

I thought to myself, though I was tired already from standing in line all day yesterday for my passport, waiting for buses, hurriedly throwing together changes of clothes, etc. Did I actually like the pizza I was eating? I couldn't really find anything remarkable about it one way or the other. The bread was a bit unusual, and it had been cooked quickly (but thoroughly) in front of me, so the texture was different than what I would have gotten from a local chain. Nothing about the pizza was offending or unappetizing.

I again replied to the bartender in the affirmative. And then he turned a little away from me and, still wiping down the counter, said ‘‘Everyone says the pizza tastes good.’’. His tone was casual, but with a masked air of sadness - even disappointment. There was a pause as I finished wolfing down the pizza. I wished him a pleasant weekend, then arose and left for the terminal.

And now, a month later, I can still remember the tone in his voice. It was as if he had waiting for some sign that I had failed to give. As if he had asked that question to every customer for years, hoping some gourmet would respond ‘‘No, it's SHIT!’’, or some profoundly honest man would say ‘‘Not really, it's just airport food.’’ and thereby redeem humanity in his eyes.

I'm sorry, bartender. I was tired already, with a long journey ahead of me, and I don't really care about my food that much. I just wanted to get something to eat before my flight, and the pizza was fine.

790 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8004 01:51

What this all really means, >>789, is that you should stick to today's special.

791 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8004 03:11

rhodesian camo, yeah boyeeeee

792 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8005 10:24

Why are you still alive, Onii-chan?

793 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8005 12:51


794 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8005 20:38

Legyél a feleségem!

795 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8006 01:15

Why are the imageboards I visit so full of gayness these days?

796 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8006 01:56

I realized why I'm so confused while I'm high. It's because the world is confusing, and I'm only just now questioning it.

797 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8006 12:26

Finally got a volca bass to go with my beats and keys. Hell yeah.

798 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8006 13:46

Judging from what japan man puts on github, it's all hoge and fuck over there

799 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8006 15:36

Reading JJBA part 5: These are supposed to be men?
Reading JJBA part 6: These are supposed to be women?

800 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8006 16:01

>>795 because the 2% of the population that self-identifies as gay want to feel like they're not a tiny minority of brain-damaged freaks, so they really oversell their case to the normal population.

If you don't live in a city, you almost never come across 'em.

801 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8006 17:51

Do people open gay bars with the specific intent to open gay bars, or do people just open bars and homos take a liking to the place for one reason or another and flock there and it becomes a gay bar?

802 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8006 18:06

>>795 it might possibly be that you're unwittingly spreading your own gayness around.

803 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8006 18:07

I will peacefully coexist with this spider and its kin.

804 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8006 18:48

From tomorrow onwards, I'm going to actually have a job. That's nuts. I've never had a job before.

805 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8007 07:51


806 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8007 11:44

lol conspiratard
I think it's the former? I'm not sure.

807 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8007 14:56

807 GET on the 8007th!

808 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8007 16:48

In major metro areas, the former. Otherwise the latter. The difference is in such an establishment's ability to have a customer base straight off the bat, so to say.

809 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8007 18:11

that's my fucking city and my fucking income you're using to spam fucking javelins faster than i can kill them and getting in my fucking way, i'll burn your capital to the ground and impale everyone in it on my dick and it still won't soothe my burning anus

810 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8007 18:18

I hope France doesn't notice that 100 turns of constant war left my economy in the shitter and my city defenses in shambles with no money to repair them.

811 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8007 18:53

Are you Danish?

812 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8007 21:23

I'm glad I checked the spelling of that word before sending that e-mail to my boss. It makes the rest of the mistakes all that more notorious.

813 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8007 23:58

Blade of Darkness is cool but hard

814 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8008 12:12

My butt.

815 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8008 14:53


816 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8009 13:49


817 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8009 17:20


818 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8009 18:33

Well, you should be. I seriously doubt more than one person started a job this Monday.

819 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8009 23:52

The assumption is that somewhat akin to London cabbies, lesbians have "the knowledge" when it comes to eating the puss

820 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8010 00:20

How can you see into my eyes like open doors? Leading you down into my core where I've become so numb without a soul?

821 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8010 00:22

don't eat pus it's really gross

822 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8010 00:24

>>820 damn that's nostalgic

823 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8010 14:17

I'm the operator with my pocket calculator.

824 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8010 14:33

Oh... There's a non trivial hole in these pants.

825 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8010 19:04


826 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8010 19:21

My captcha is 'now' so I must DO IT NOW

827 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8010 21:02

My captcha is 'soy' so I must EAT SOY.

828 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8010 21:33

My captcha is 'waiscment' so I don't really know how to do that.

829 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8010 22:39

My captcha is "garotion" so I must EAT GAROTION.

830 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8010 23:15

The United States presidential election is just a cheesy television show.

831 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8011 00:58

I hate this project. I hope I can finish the damn thing this week.

832 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8011 02:44


>The purpose of the military is to kill people and break things

833 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8011 02:44

If woman is the nigger of gender, who's the nigger of race?

834 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8011 07:43

My captcha is 'exkerg' so I'm a big fat butt.

835 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8011 12:23

I fixed the long loading time that occurred when posting on DQN. Kareha was doing something really stupid.

836 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8011 13:16

Huh. Thought that was an anti-spamming measure.

837 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8011 13:35

838 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8011 13:41

testing the fast new posting speed

839 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8011 13:41


840 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8011 14:06

I do love my iPod more than fucking, but since I just lost my iPod I guess I'll have to compromise.

841 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8011 14:38

iPod? Is it 2007?

842 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8011 15:09

I'm genuinely happy to be alive.

843 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8011 18:27

On Mars, on Mars, on Mars, on Mars, on Mars.

844 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8011 19:07

Has it really been about 600 days since the BEYOND DQN thread started? Wow!

845 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8011 21:48

Maybe I need more alcohol in my life.

846 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8011 22:15

a strange mix of pride and annoyance over the fact that every onahole I've owned has been ripped and stretched beyond useability within a month or two.

847 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8011 22:25

It's not like I have a particularly big penis or anything, it's actually kind of small. I imagine the problem is, micro-tears happen occasionally just like they do during sex using a meat vagina, but the meat genitals are self-healing, while silicone isn't, so the tears accumulate over time until it falls apart.

848 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8012 00:43

>>847 reading this was disturbing yet hilarious

849 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8012 02:32

I would maybe watch Megyn Kelly's show if she would host it topless.

850 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8012 03:31

Dang you guys are still at it huh

851 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8012 08:56

I should be in a zoo.

852 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8012 13:01

There will only be 7 planets after I destroy Uranus.

853 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8012 18:38

The way air moves.

854 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8012 19:00

If we do this, I think our lives probably will move in a good direction.

855 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8012 22:50

Sometimes I think I'm frying my brain with my bad lifestyle.

856 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8012 22:55

I accidentally keep typing 'neat' as 'neet.'

857 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8013 00:14

>>847 also, are you sure you're using a correct lube? AFAIK only water-based lubes are safe to use with those materials, other stuff can make it disintegrate.

858 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8013 07:48

Back in my day you had to traverse Japanese interwebs while speaking NO nipponese to find IOSYS's website and then navigate their crazy jap directory to find their 'toon section. After that you waited 15 minutes for your shitty 40kbit dial up to load the entirety of Marisa Stole the Precious Thing and then once it was done you replayed that shit over and over and hoped something didn't happen so that you had to wait another 15 minutes for it to load again. And you know what? We were HAPPY back then.

859 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8013 12:28

I want to know what's inside your head.

860 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8013 16:58

Thank you, but I have my own false idols to pray to.

861 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8013 22:44

Has anime ruined my life?

862 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8013 23:22

>>861 yeah

863 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8014 00:43

Post more, dumnies!

864 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8014 00:44


865 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8014 13:10

Geez, lady, shut up! It's not all about Team Vagina!

866 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8014 13:39

I, too, want more salary in me

867 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8014 14:59


868 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8014 15:36


Text analysis
4-ch.net-dqn is probably written by a female somewhere between 18-25 years old. The writing style is personal and happy most of the time.

869 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8014 17:36

What do the Kha'ak want?

870 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8014 18:33

Space is fucking nuts.

871 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8014 18:53


I pray for the gamma-ray burst. I pray for it everyday.

872 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8014 19:36

A self sufficient funny doggly walks into the doctor's office and says

"Doctor, I am sad"

"Go be entertained by the self sufficient funny dogglys on the streets" says the doctor

"But doctor," replies the self sufficient funny doggly, "I am a self sufficient doggly."

873 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8014 23:44

I can't fucking believe how fast it is to post on DQN.

874 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 00:14

>>873 I was chatting with bps in irc when he found the problem that was making things slow, turns out it was just a couple lines of code that had been in the board software for years, although I didn't quite understand what they actually did. Something about how when you made a post, the board software would check literally every thread on the board to compare and decide whether it should close the thread you just posted in.

875 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 00:19

DQN feels like it is getting more active by the day.

876 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 00:32

I still want the option to reply to all 10 visible threads at the same time.

877 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 01:01

I know what you mean. Sometimes I start thinking about someone else's comment on some site nobody knows and I copy and paste it into Google to see what it means and find out it's a Wikipedia article about a flaw in a utopian world, which also coincidentally is my captcha.

878 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 02:36

It seems to have never worked anyway since relative age thread closing doesn't effect anything.
I can't think of a single instance where anti-VORUDEMOTO measures have lead to anything but ill effects.

879 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 05:08

Was this fast?

880 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 05:09


881 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 08:56

I don't know, I kind of liked it being slow.

882 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 11:56

Yeah, in fact let's make it slower!

883 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 14:22

Well anyway, on DQN the problem manifested only for threads over the post limit (1000). Autosage due to age/filesize is not enabled on the configuration of the board (or any board for that matter, I think).

884 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 14:25

Probably has to do with SAoVQ dying.

885 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 14:27

Surely in part, but I had this feeling even before it died.

886 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 15:00

A human could have written this post.

887 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 15:04

Is it fast? I can't tell because my internet connection is as slow as balls. Really slow balls attached to a sloth.

888 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 15:09

Actually, that was still fast. Like slapping a slow-balled sloth.

889 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 15:21


890 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 15:27

Why is your internet so slow? Is it dial-up?

891 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 16:18

>>890 no, semaphores.

892 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 17:19

Why are my hands shaped like that?

893 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 18:19

The perfect girl.

894 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 20:08

This thread would be better if Kircheis were alive.

895 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 23:32


896 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8016 03:29

Check yourself before you Shrek yourself

897 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8016 07:29


898 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8016 10:35

I've been away from this site for a while, but I think I'll start visiting more often again!

899 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8016 13:30

I don't know if Wikipedia realizes this, but a daily cup of coffee costs a whole lot less than three fucking dollars. Unless you're a Starbucks-sucking dipshit, it should cost about 20 cents.

900 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8016 13:47

Mom's spaghetti

901 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8016 14:35

coffee (and drinks overall) are overrated anyway, tapwater4lyfe

902 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8016 17:00

The future is sparkling.

903 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8016 17:13

We hope for a better future, but the future just gets us closer to death.

904 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8016 19:34

>>903 the only thing about the future that I really look forward to is the development of better forms of escapism. Games, possibly VR/artificial intelligence stuff if it gets realistic enough.

Since the future is definitely going to be shit, at least I can have this.

905 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8016 23:19

Almost all the homemade porn videos I see have a TV blaring in the background. Is it really that common for people to just leave a TV on all the time?

906 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8016 23:26

It makes sex less awkward.

907 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8017 00:12


908 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8017 02:04


909 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8017 03:42

Hey there's a grabby stretchy pully bit in the lower corner! Awesome!

910 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8017 07:45

I hope that when I am old they can take my brain out and connect it to a little computer that lets me post on the Elitist Superstructure for all of eternity.

911 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8017 15:16

he's a fucking fag

912 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8017 15:28

I feel like a cloud.

913 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8017 16:41

Ayy chihuahua

914 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8017 18:25

Maybe I'll make a script that removes all threads that begin with "ITT the previous poster"

915 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8017 18:54

>>914 They'll just change to "ITT the next poster".

916 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8017 21:58

Lord Urine

917 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8017 23:26

Doubt anyone would care if a few people choose to hide their threads
$(".thread h2 a:contains('ITT the previous poster')").parent().parent().hide()

918 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8017 23:31

Smuggling a butt into a prison inside a butt mule's rectum

919 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8018 00:56

I wish normad wasn't a main a character

920 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8018 03:05

It's weird to think that nobody before the 20th century had ever thought of putting a fist in an ass. I mean, fists are as old as humanity, and asses go back even farther.

921 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8018 03:44

Long after all the other crickets have paired off for the night and gone home to their cricket love nests to make cricket babies, there is one solitary cricket chirping away outside my window, desperately searching for a mate, like a drunk at last call frantically trying to convince any woman who'll talk to him to accompany him home.

922 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8018 12:42

I got a razor cut right over my Adam's-apple and now it itches.

923 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8018 14:25

This is not the path I want to go down.

924 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8018 14:36

penis borg

925 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8018 16:11


926 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8018 21:35


927 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8018 21:43

The screen fell off hehhahahooohhahhiohahiihehoeohiehoaheoohwiiha

928 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8019 02:52


929 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8019 09:57

This song is awful, but I can't stop listening.

930 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8019 13:53

It's been years.

931 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8019 22:41

so the autistic pink girl was imagining it and it was really zombies?

932 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8020 02:15

Yo what no dag I dont wanna go home

933 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8020 02:36


934 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8020 06:45

compton yeah compton

935 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8020 11:36

wow spoilers jerk

936 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8020 16:46

You should have stayed in compton.

937 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8020 17:51

That girl will never be an entomologist.

938 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8020 21:09

Isn't that more fun?

939 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8021 01:04

Yes. Yes it is.

940 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8021 05:03

We're all in this together, but we all die alone.

941 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8021 07:57

when does nichijou the manga stop being the same as the anime

942 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8021 09:08

it hurts, these girls belong in a slightly generic cute highschool comedy, not a tragic psychological horror

943 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8021 11:08

But Nichijou is a comedy!

944 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8021 13:01

wow talking heads' first album is pretty good.

945 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8021 13:34

where the fuck can i find a torrent of the nichijou volumes past five

946 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8021 15:02

If you want a picture of the future, imagine two arms hugging a loli - forever.

947 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8021 15:10

So's their greatest hits album.

948 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8021 17:01

What do you mean? What happens on the manga?

949 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8021 17:09

I suspect >>942 might be talking about Gakkou Gurashi!. For the full experience, don't read that page; just go watch it right now without knowing anything about it. I started reading Higurashi no Naku Koro ni similarly clueless, and I'm glad I did.

950 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8021 17:20


951 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8021 18:47


952 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8021 19:16

>>944 Stop Making Sense is one of the best concert movies ever made

953 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8021 19:29

But that's exactly what it is. It's just another variation on "look at these girls in this situation".

954 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8021 20:54

Given the warning, I suspect it's a Madoka clone.

955 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8021 21:42

I wouldn't say it is unless all seemingly cheerful shows that have dark twists are.

956 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8021 21:46

I want a bbs with latex capabilities

957 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8021 22:29

>tfw no mainstream english 2ch style bbs.

958 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8021 22:33

I'm so anxious and nervous I feel like I'm really going insane.

959 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8021 23:04

I found this song in a Japanese lesbian anal porn I found on some shitty porn streaming website:
It almost sounds like he's saying something.

960 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8021 23:25

>>956 for a moment I thought that said something about a BBW in latex.

962 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8022 00:38

wow this headache doesn't really hurt but it's still fucking annoying.

963 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8022 02:15

who here wouldn't fuck a young japanese woman

964 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8022 03:10

I got drunk and was an asshole. Now I feel more terrible than the hangover.

965 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8022 03:10

I keep saging because I forget to remove it

966 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8022 03:32

why the hell is that guy wearing his sister's jammies?

967 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8022 03:41

>>956 nerd

968 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8022 04:42

once the smug façade cracked and you could see the despair washing over his face he's actually kind of cute

969 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8022 06:36

I just jerked-off to a video of a guy dressed in a Madoka cosplay while he sucked another guy off and I feel no remorse or regret.

970 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8022 07:23

Do not worry, >>969, for I will feel remorse and regret in your stead.

971 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8022 07:39

>>969 I still have that Momiji crossplay blowjob video saved somewhere after it got taken down off a bunch of tube sites.

972 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8022 07:45

>>971 Everyone have it. It's a classic.

973 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8022 09:17

I want to play games with dqns, but the type of people who'd join a /dqn/ steam group or something are the type of people I wouldn't want to interact with. Quite a paradox.

974 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8022 10:23

ze enemy general flees ze field of battle! he has kein honor!

975 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8022 11:28


976 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8022 12:47

Where did it get taken down from? It's still up on the original user's profile on xtube.

977 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8022 14:35

I get this feeling all the time.
"Hey let's play some games with some anons! Post your Steam usernames!"

100% furries and bronies, reeking of DeviantArt, with a thousand autistic hugbox groups and roleplaying pages, for some reason wanting to interact with anons. I guess they think we'll understand them better than the rest of humanity. They're right, but familiarity breeds contempt, and what's not to hate in the first place?

978 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8022 16:15

I don't get it. Maybe it's because I don't have steam but what's wrong with joining a steam group?

979 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8022 18:39

I've been drinking coffee to substitute snacks in-between meals. You know, for diet purposes. I guess that must be the reason with that cute gal is also serving herself coffee so often. I guess that's also the reason my hands are shaking.

980 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8022 19:28

My female started watching the anime that is the source for nigge.rs/poolsideid and at the start of the credits I was all like "wtf I know this" followed by "I never thought I'd hear the source for that"

981 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8022 22:38

Many, many different kinds of proboscises

982 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8023 03:38

I hate this meme among teenage armchair generals that the battle of Stalingrad was a pointless pissing contest with no strategic value. It's situated so that whoever owns it basically controls the entire length of the Volga, and was also an important heavy industry site (even though most of the factories were destroyed in the fighting). It would also have essentially shut off the trickle of Soviet reinforcements into the Caucasus. The campaign itself was a cockup, but trying to gain control of the city was an acceptable strategy.

983 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8023 14:31

caca carrot cake

984 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8023 19:19


985 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8023 20:29

I do the same thing. Prepare to urinate quite a lot.

In fact, I'm on my way to urinate right now, having just finished my third glass of coffee.

986 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8024 04:14

Budweiser is telling me that "summer" is "on". It's August 20th, you fuckheads. Summer is pretty much over.

987 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8024 04:27

I wish that the shitball that keeps spamming CP links on the other site I go to would die a slow and agonizing death.

988 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8024 08:01

>>987 maybe you will get lucky and they will come post in the fight thread.

989 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8024 09:07

Maybe I could live here.

990 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8024 09:41


991 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8024 13:13


992 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8024 13:32

Murasaki! Murasaki! Murasaki!

993 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8024 16:11


vc: baw

994 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 00:34

Why is this "deep web" shit suddenly so popular?

995 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 00:43


996 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 00:53

because of the ashley madison leaks.
now all the media's gotta make it seem spooky and shit.

997 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 01:13


998 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 01:41

nigger hitler loves men

999 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 03:35

Bitches be trippin'

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