[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 2!] (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8009 19:42

Patient was a no-pay. If you've ever gone in for a small, simple procedure and been horrified at your bill, it's because your procedure took five minutes but the birthing of Satan's placenta took two hours -- and she pulled a dine-and-dash. Healthcare workers genuinely want to help people, but nobody works for free.

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8009 23:06

POSIX is being its usual charming self and says "if a kernel shipped by $VALUED_MEMBER does this and that cretinous thing, far be it from us to call it broken".

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8010 00:00

By "racist" I suppose the little SJW cunt means white person?

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8010 00:23

Its a good thing that you continued to make your game happen.
I would suggest try putting "Not" in its name.
Or replace "O" with "0".
Developer of mari0 (stabyourself.net <-this is not a madeup website ) did this and nintendo never sued him.
So go for it.

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8010 04:27

If it's Heaven, the frame rate sucks.

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8010 20:26

It looks like a child rapist in both.

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8011 01:51

This damn doorbell sounding timer is pissing my dog off worse than the applause is ace...

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8011 02:30

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8012 02:28

>>Slick Willie has charisma, but he appears to fail at getting the top-tier women like Trump, and comes across to me as a dumpster-diver.

You have a point. Maybe deep down inside, he's still that son of trailer trash fat boy eating cheap KFC bought with single mother SNAP bucks.

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8012 18:22

So, I can murder an inoccent maiden and eat her entrails to get demonic powers which will help me to burn villages to the ground, but I can't punch a kid who has just pickpocketed me, beacuse the game creators didn't want players to be able to "hurt children". WTF.

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8013 22:01

Dumb whore whose only value was her boobs that she never actually showed anyway.

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 07:40

Who says they have to sing it in the same key? What are you, the note nazi? Do something useful and tend to your fatness.

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 17:36

I feel oh so sad and lonely and even a bit weepy, not, when GPermann rushes to the conclusion that those who believe that the history of this planet has been concocted by those who control "His-Story"; that story of the pontificating ruminating gaggle of sheeplike characters always ridiculing and ignoring the evidence that partially and often wholly contradicts their "eggspurt" contentions regarding the history of this orbiting "rock". Lame indeed, GP.

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8016 02:48

So please. When Andy sends a bug report with a exploit that kills his
system, just stop responding with irrelevant theoretical arguments. It
is not appropriate. Instead, acknowledge the problem and work on
fixing it, none of this "but but but it's all the same" crap.

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8016 20:35

Maybe Steve Ditko died and Stan just took credit.

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8017 03:41

I'm always genuinely curious what the parents are like. Do they shoot themselves out of sheer embarrassment or do they just pretend they're not related?

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8017 08:04

Try dipping them in horse shit mixed with elf cum

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8017 17:33

Nope, it happens a lot. We're therapists who also maybe touch your weiner.

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8018 01:46

Poor little Batshit Bernie. He can't even preside over his own speech on his own podium with his own microphone. Some random hoodrat just walks right up on stage, takes his microphone away from him, shuts him up, and shuts him down, leaving him slinking away with his tail between his legs, whimpering like a whipped dog.

Oh, what fun Vladimir Putin is going to have with him. And the Ayatollahs. And the Chinese. And Kim Jung-Il.

Bernie Sanders is a cowardly little weakling who should have retired from public life thirty years ago. You people in Vermont, I'm ashamed of you.

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8018 12:39

the tentacle would provide nourishment, force fed and the organism would also dispose of waste and be constantly cleaning, like a giant vagina sort of.

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8018 13:15

I hate you leftist shits. You think yourselves so centered and unbiased because you're oh-so tolerant of infant butchers.

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8018 13:35

These pictures are the kind of thing I would want to see in another language, so I have no idea what's going on. if there was a video of them pouring balls into a big thing while some guy is speaking in a different language, that would be amazing.

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8018 18:16

The prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) ascended to heaven in the 7th century AD according to Muslims, and will not return to Earth until the last judgement at the end times. We are not currently in the end times, as we have not even reached the first stage when the Mahdi, the great redeemer of Islam, has revealed themselves. If they are not correct, then Muhammad (pbuh) has been dead all of this time and is not coming back. Therefore, there is a 0% chance that Muhammad (pbuh) is an active member of this website's IRC channel.

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8018 18:34

Original textures with bilinear filtering in-game look slightly blurry, and it compensates for sharp edges of many models - while HD textures make these sharp edges only stand out more noticeably, imo. (The Amazon mesh does have a suspiciously high-poly butt, though... :D )

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8018 22:24

This guy has no respect for music and you know it. He sucks at guitar and on top of that he's a bald faggot. ZZ Top should just fucking rape his ass already, I bet the fucking sissy would enjoy every second of it, fucking dumb bald cunt.

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8018 23:36

I work on computers I repair many of them all over Winnipeg. I think Winnipeg has lots of noobs that don't know what they are doing and need their computer repaired by a expert tech like me. I feel good about the computer repair winnipeg always gets from me I do excellent computer repair work in Winnipeg. I am here to help people with all kinds of computer related problems from mal ware to other computer hardware problems. I work on lots of computers of all different kinds here in Winnipeg. I like to repair pc computers a lot in Winnipeg I take on so many computer jobs. I like working on pc computers in Winnipeg I repair so many of them. I am exhausted by all the computer repair jobs I do here in Winnipeg. I am here to help people with their computer issues of all kinds here in Winnipeg. I find repairing computers to be fun and I enjoy the challenge. I think repairing Macintosh computers is something I want to get better at and that will take time for me to master. I want to learn how to open up a computer like a laptop and repair them because laptop computers are a lot more popular these days. They are produced so much now that you don't seem tower computers much anymore. I like to work on computers I think that for computer repair winnipeg has a real need for laptop repair techs. I think laptop repair is a big thing now. I am here to help people with their computer and I hope to repair lots of computers in Winnipeg. I like to repair lots of computers in Winnipeg I do so many repairs I've forgotten how many projects I have done with repairing and reinstalling windows on computers.

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8019 11:01

not yet julian

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8019 12:52

Maybe chips (crisps for you bongers) or something. I don't snack really, but I'm always drinkin tea.

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8019 15:51

On a scale of 1 to even, I can't.

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8020 18:26

"This board is, bar none, the most KC tier thing that I've EVER seen. Well done. You win the coveted Aspargus Syndrome crown."

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8021 16:19

Such historical illiteracy, so much linear thinking. We often point out that Leftists are incapable of imagining things being different tomorrow - for example their claims that immigration can't be undone - but this makes it clear they can't even cope with historically documented cases of things being different.

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8021 18:45

shot and keep shooting till the bitch is died

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8021 23:56

>>Otherkinsey Scale.

I hate you and love you at the same damn time.

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8022 03:53

"Poop level" is the amount of poop you can hold in your butt. If you go over your current poop level, you explode.

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8022 15:02

If case sensitivity is so bad, perhaps it should be removed entirely from our written language. After all, there is absolutely no difference between MacDonald and Macdonald (donft tell them that though). Polish vs. polish, who cares? Whose uncle is named Jack and why should they help him off a horse? Why should code care that the market has gone astray when they accidentally marketed strays as trays? Certainly no one cares if Abraham is a prince (too abstruse?).

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8022 23:18

A black woman talking about how immigrants are stealing jobs from black people. And when she complained, she got called a racist.

There isn't enough popcorn in the world.

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8023 00:53

I was mad when you shrekt Quinton Flynn's glorious VA work with your Stephen Hawking program

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8024 05:13

"Taiga realized that the snows are not really snows."

This game is art.

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8024 17:13

OK. Which one of you trollfaced shitlords is "Princess Content"?

Activist. Aspiring Writer. Muse. Dragonkin Sex Positive CurioSexual Kittygirl!

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8024 19:31

glad my childhood is spent in an era where dinosaurs are cool giant lizards you wish you could ride.

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8024 20:30

Why don't those of you in college go ask your ESOL teacher (who is usually also a foreign language teacher) if there's any Japanese students in your class that want a language exchange buddy? The teacher won't mind since you're basically helping a kid study so that his test scores are higher, which makes the teacher look good.

42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 14:15

intelligence and reason are just code words for white male privilege.

43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 22:39

Oh my god no it can't be finished!!!! ;-;
it's like : and now? I haven't got anymore reasons to live.
It is my favourite rpg!!!
It's got a fantastic plot.
I hope that there will be a sequel ;-;

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 00:05

Does anybody else ever get that feeling after they make a post like "Ah I should of used an exclamation point instead of a period! It would have added more emphasis to the post!" or something like that? It happens a lot to me.

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 01:02

So... Madoka Kaname is now a sex fairy?
I... I don't how I should feel about this...

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 01:12

All of them. And Cthulhu x Terrible Old Man hentai.

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 01:14

It is true, there's a lot of craziness--the bad kind--built into religion, right at the foundations. Go to Wikipedia, look up "magical thinking." I'll wait. And I am an atheist--it's all so much superstition to me.

However, when you bring up political evil, I can't help but note that over the course of the Twentieth Century, Marxist governments ran up a body count of somewhere around two hundred million victims. I think that probably beats out the Inquisition for sheer number of innocent victims.

Although one also sometimes hears the opinion that Marxism, with its "class struggle" between Good and Evil, with its supreme good of the Will of the Proletariat, its supreme evil of Capitalism, and its promise of eternal perfect happiness for everyone forever if only everyone will believe and work harder for it, is just another batshit insane chiliastic millenial Christian cult with the serial numbers filed off and the names globally replaced in a memetic word processor. I know that competing cults only want the True Believers to shop at the company store, which I guess would explain why Marxist governments have always hated religion in general, and particularly Christianity and Christians, so much.

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 02:35

I don't get it people accept transgenders who believe they were born the wrong gender or that they're really a man or a woman and even go on having surgery and taking hormones to change they way they look. Whats wrong with these "otherkins" lool atleast they're not having whiskers or claws put in ... god forbid. I don't have anything against trans people I just fail to say why everyone is against it from what I have read it sounds similar to transgender people in terms of who they feel they really are inside. (Yes i'm being genuine)

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 02:35

Gay-BLTs has a certain ring to it. It's a happy sandwich!

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 09:23

Thank you for the correction, hardworking representative of the benevolent government of the People's Republic of China.

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 14:14

As usual, if it can't be explained with rock n roll, it ain't worth explaining.

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 18:53

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53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 05:49

True love song for sure but itLs dumb-ass to say "nigger". Mine is now upset!

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 06:11

God damnit you fucking mongoloid, Abu Yasser isn't ISIS You remixed Salil Sawarim which is just a nasheed song. Nasheed is a fucking style of song. use "My Ummah, Dawn Has Appeared" which is the official anthem of ISIS.

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 06:22

Kids love Grasshoppers
ants are generally seen as pests, too small to care about, or just a boring common bug
grasshoppers are a lot less common, and found to be a lot more interesting do to their cool jumps and the fact that they can turn into locusts (while they are also seen as pests, one creature turning into another is often seen as cool).
while its not my personal beliefs,it is no surprise grasshoppers one in popularity because they are often perceived as a cute, lovable bug (while ants are seen as boring, insignificant bugs).
It really does bug me that the ants didn't get the mot wins at least, come on now you are supposed to be hard working, team-based creatures.

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 06:43

Most of us like Batman. Wesley Willis did not. Wesley had a good reason not to like Batman. Batman got on his nerves. Wesley whooped his ass. The curious result: a victory song that comes off like a dirge with a beat most melancholy. Yet another mysterious and ingenious Wesley Willis-style contradiction which is running me amok.

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 06:52

aw fuck all dat negative shit for real. i would dick slaughter all dem bootys up dere. tear all dem dudes booty pussy up bro. you need to show yo yella cakes young red i can tell dey is TIGHT .fuck i should be able to go to da time waner cable vid channel and see stuff likes dis real real.yea and i'm waitin for 1 of my homie to get here so i can fuck his pussy long hard and deep can't wait to hear dude moan lol.

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 09:50

OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT I NEED TO STOP MASTURBATING I'M GOING TO BREAK IT GODDAMN HOW CAN I LIVE ON WITH A BROKEN DICK IT LITERALLY TAKES AWAY THE POINT OF BEING A MAN JESUS CHRIST

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 22:20

fuck..i wonder if this guy has threesomes with these girls...that would blow if hes gay :/

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 23:18

But Jesus is a composite character.

The dude's literally cobbled together from bits of Osiris and Zoroaster.

You can practically see the stitching.

"Jesus Is Real" fags gonna get all mad and tell me Wikipedia says different.

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 23:45

If I was a woman, that sexy Dracula accent would get me pregnant merely from hearing it

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8028 00:28

>waaaaaaaaaaaaah projecting waahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Maybe if you actually explained why instead of saging and shitposting uncontrollably- oh wait you can't take your own advice and have to ignore 99% of my posts just to make yourself look reasonable.

This is what happens every time a shi/tg/uy has to be confronted with his own shitposting mentality. They start screaming projecting, whining and sobbing like the autists that they are and they have no counter arguments to anything.

Not to mention that every single post you've made lines up perfectly with everything I said. Even without me stating all the reasons why you shi/tg/uy are shitposters you've done nothing but prove me right all the time. Even if you had every argument in the world proving what I said was wrong you're the one proving me right by posting in the exact manner that I described. Which you could easily have avoided if it weren't for the intensely cancerous attitude you disgusting shi/tg/uy have and will never be able to drop.

You are the perfect example of why your kind is the worst posters to ever be part of 4chan.

Again you're just going to scream and cry in response (if you even dare reply at this point). Because that's all shi/tg/uy do when they're proven wrong.

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8028 16:26

He has just been to Paris, but thatfs like visiting the states and only going ro Baltimore.

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8028 18:11

>Visiting Japan
>Accidentally say ƒtƒ^ƒiƒŠ instead “ñl while ordering some food with a friend

Kill me.

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8028 23:52

a well drawn goo girl in a maid outfit and cat ears who deepthroats??

when did i die and go to heaven?

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8029 00:46

Excuse me >>65 may I inquire for some context regarding this quote if possible?

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8029 22:36

How about an answer as to why you removed it, APPLE?!?! Better, JUST PUT IT BACK IN?!?!!!!

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 02:57

Because punching pigmen is a very popular sport. Haven't you heard of it? It's amazing. There are pigman punching competitions in the Olympics as well.

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 02:59

I think the whole point of this upload was to see Mark make out with his arm.

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 11:52

Excuse me >>66 but these quotes are surreal and beautiful because they lack context.

72 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 13:21

She always been pretty , she was just neglected and ignore because she was a smurf :L RACIST!

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 15:51

Dear >>71 , an attempt to blueball someone by trying to keep the source out of their hands seems to be a failure, as not only I have already seen the source image, but I have in fact used it to relieve myself.

It is too late.

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 15:51

Mmm... I don't if anyone told you this, but running isn't easy. It's hard. There is a part of every run where I curse. I use the really bad words, too. Sometimes the GD word (got dang).

75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 18:32

>>73
This is the exact post I would expect from this sort of butthead.

76 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 18:32

I never use other forums so I never post in this thread.

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 22:22

YAAAAAAAAY U BANGED TEH HAWTEZT GURL IN TEH GAEM, AUDREY BELROSE!!!!!!!! I GIEV U 9/11 FOR BANGN' HUR XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 23:00

If I could whack this girl 27 ways like in Whack Your Boss, I would.

79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8031 03:02

gdoes that mean I can celebrate my Norse heritage by sacking and burning a local higher education institution ch

No, but it would be an act of cultural imperialism for them to do anything about it. They have no right to deny your cultural rituals.

They do have the right to respond according to their cultural rites: screaming like little girls, running about like muppets and writig letters of protest to the Times.

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8031 03:09

Now that I know Muta reads PMs, I can finally send him my Donald Trump x Muta fanfiction.

( ͡‹ ͜ʖ ͡‹)

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8031 15:01

I own an AK-47, yet Kinder Surprise eggs are illegal. WAY TO GO, USA.

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8031 15:09

I am made of tasty meet and still I don't eat myself...

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 10:44

>This American Life

Sorry, I misspelled The Close-mic'd Superjew Hour.

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 11:31

The stream doesn't work for me. Good job, Google, I appreciate your effort to keep me away from things that suck.

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 12:42

My first D&D game involved our bard being turned into a fountain by a fruity elf with pink and purple hair.

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 12:57

I am writing in regards to your post advertising your desire for someone to fill me with cum. I believe I am fit for such a role, and would take up the task with the up most enthusiasm. I assure you I am highly qualified and I have a long list of cum-filled references that I am prepared to present upon your request. Please respond if I shall fulfill your needs.

Waiting Warmly,
Anonymous

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 16:36

We've known for a while that spree killings have been motivated by feelings of social isolation.

If we're seeing more of it then that just means that there are more isolated people, which might well be only because we have more people. There's also the possibility that thanks to technology it's easier to share what some British autist did halfway around the world, making it easier to fall victim to selection bias for vivid, scary spree killings.

However, even if angry virgins are the cause, who's willing to put their vagina on the line to protect society from these atrocities? Even ISIS knows the power of pussy over angry virgins, which is why they gain recruits with promises of sex slaves. Not putting out proves you hate America.

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 22:35

"I love you."
"dqn dqn ;v;"

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 03:18

Don't worry, guys. We know she can handle larger barrels than that.

90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 03:22

One suspects, however, that this will produce budgetary skepticism from the state legislature, which will probably wonder if we donft have more administrators than we have useful work for them to do.

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 04:26

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It is time you went back to Europe.
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Americans officially insist Puritans moved to America and founded their nation,
but the reality is that , like Australia, criminals were sent to America.
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Thatfs why America is despised.

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 04:27

>>91
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It is a pity that you are justifing such a shameful nation here.
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Japan is not a new barbarous nation which started just a few years ago like your nation.
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Japan is a nation with long history and sophisticated culture.

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Go back to Europe to fight Muslim.

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 23:12

such a beautiful theme
I can't believe it's so hard to play on kazoo...

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8034 00:57

I was born and raised up in a local area in Japan.
I almost had no chance to communicate with native speakers in English
until I joined English conversation class when I was a University student.
After studying basic English conversation at that class, I got an opportunity
to participate one month of home staying program in Seattle, United States
by introduction of my uncle. Immediately after I arrive at host family's house,
I got homesick because I could not understand their speaking English at all.
Furthermore, I could not come across my intention by speaking because of
my poor speaking. I also tried to pass my intension by writing, but not working at all.
It was just a culture shock for me because I had never experienced communication
problem as long as I speak in Japanese. This experience made me study English
seriously after I returned to Japan. It has passed more than 20years since then, but
I still feel necessity to learn English more to communicate well with overseas friends.

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8034 02:19

what [IT] said. This Kevin Klingon person is obviously very old to have observed the metric/imperial conversion in the UK. Ignore his rantings about the weather - he's obviously trying to change the subject so you don't notice he's 380 years old. Get the secret of immortality from him, quick!

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8034 03:04

And of course all these calculations are based on wild roaches. Selective breeding could generate a much more powerful breed of draft roaches that could pull even more weight. And with a 100 day lifecycles breeders could easily produce four or more generations per year.

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8034 17:47

Gravity points downwards.

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8034 22:34

ouch, I pay $20 for the full service from some weird alternative nerd girl at sportclips who once sucked my dick after washing it when I came in on a slow day right before closing. Got her number and hit her up when I'm feeling lonely, never disappoints.

She's not what I'd call pretty but she fucks like a devil, I feel bad for her boyfriend but at the same time don't realize why she stays with him, he's a dork who plays minecraft and browses /vg/. I'm sure a girl like her could attract any number of beta orbiters to choose from if she streamed some stupid video games.

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8034 23:35

Some hints:

Use Kendal mint cake instead of tofu in Japanese recipes. Dipped in raw egg, it's utterly disgusting!

Kendal mint cake can be used as a substitute for firelighters but only if you're warm enough, as it's only marginally flammable.

Before a long hike, cut Kendal mint cake insoles for your boots. Afterwards, get your partner gives your poor blistered feet a toe job, and watch their reaction!

Sew slabs of Kendal mint cake inside your coat before going on holiday, and laugh at the reaction of airport security staff from your prison hospital bed!

Keep some handy in the office- it makes a useful emergency mouse mat.

Did you know that the annual production of Kendal mint cake, laid end-to-end, would stretch all the way to Scalthwaiterigg?

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8035 13:39

Very racist and I'm Asian so which means it doesn't means ice creams are rice cream because there is rice milk ice cream.

101 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8035 13:47

ViolentNachos reply was simply "Apples?", and the reply was to "+Mesto Pig".

However, I can see how one would read it as " to: Mesto, pig-apple ".

102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8035 13:51

Ever had Ethiopian food?

Neither have they.

103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8035 13:54

>>102 actually it sounds pretty good, imagine the stuff in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethiopian_cuisine served with lots and lots of strong, piping hot coffee.

104 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8035 17:28

The SJW sense of humor is much like their effort at argument. They can't produce something with a really sharp edge to cut, so they keep piling on things with dull ones in an effort to clobber.

105 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8035 17:36

For years now I haven't been able to play VVVVV without thinking about sucking redneck dick. Watching VVVVV speedruns feels like porn. Thanks.

106 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8035 18:26

I imagine they prefer "anchor fetus" or "qualifying cell clump". We need to be sensitive.

107 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8035 21:02

summary of song:

dongers dongers dongers and more dongers

108 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8036 03:34

I fucking hate that commercial where someone smokes on their balcony and the camera follows the smoke upstairs through the vents into an apartment on the next floor and into the baby's room. Like it's fucking sentient and hunts babies. Like it doesn't blow away in the wind. Like the vent doesn't dissipate it at all.
FFFFFFFFFFFF

109 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8036 19:03

Because Joss Whedon thinks Chekov's gun was a Star Trek prop.

110 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8036 21:10

To be honest, I've always found Dust Man to be this twisted and dark turn of subconscious thought about Mega Man.

I mean, he's essentially the corpse thrower of the Mega Man Classic series. Sure, for us his stage is just filled with garbage and scrap, but for robots, that's like for us to wade through a bay full of dead bodies and fluid.

Even Morph Moth had that sort of messed up theme about it.

And when the chorus of this song comes along? It's like something telling you "WELL THAT'S LIFE DEAL WITH IT".

Pretty messed up.

111 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8036 21:17

why are tabs bad ?

112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8037 12:56

and what have they achieved? apparently the might of the US military cant beat some goat fuckers driving round in landcruisers with some stolen rifles.

113 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8037 17:29

>>112
They could if they'd stop trying so hard to avoid killing unarmed sympathizers and hostages.
The US military really would just need to ignore the Geneva convention like all of those starry-eyed activists claim they do, and everything would crumble before them.

114 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8037 17:37

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:^) VIENNA YES

115 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8037 21:46

It's sad now...everything I hear this song...I can think about is looking out for the Triple Shits.

116 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8037 21:50

If you like pineapple slices on pizza, I hope you like pineapple slices on your childrenfs graves because you are weak, your bloodline is weak, and you will not survive the winter.

117 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8037 23:12

Poo poo wee wee poo poo poo wee wee omg i love it <3

118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8038 05:22

BOY u look FRESH as SHIT
OH

119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8038 05:34

In my town it's Steven Gerrard. But in the whole country...I'm not sure...

120 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8038 14:39

No one can tell you who you can like or dislike. If you like Sonic be happy with it. Don't let anyone sour it for you but Sonic himself.

121 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8038 14:42

However, it's sort of horrifying when you can google "'Your Name' the Hedgehog" and find some awful crayon drawing with your name attached to it.

122 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8038 17:22

And writes about raping Doom monsters, makes Doom monster porn gifs, makes troll wads, has a sub-forum on the main fan site which you can only describe as "troll and derp town", thinks its cool to shitpost just to feel the powa...

123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8038 17:31

I was thinking about this the other day, and I concluded that the reason we don't, by comparison, see nearly as much explicit Mario hentai, is because hardly any of the principle characters are animals.

124 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8038 17:47

you're right. I am making fun of something I don't understand. I originally assumed Generation Assburgers latched onto sonic during their childhood and, having no real human friends in either school or adulthood, populated their dreams and fantasies with blue fucking hedgehogs and assorted furry abominations.

I assume you know differently.

125 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8038 22:28

I'M SICK OF SEEING THIS FUCKING DEAD KID.

EVERY NEWS SITE. EVERY IMAGE BOARD. EVERY NEWS CHANNEL.

MY ORIGINAL SYMPATHY IS NOW TURNING INTO HATE. DON'T MAKE ME HATE THIS DEAD KID BUT I WILL IF I HAVE TO KEEP SEEING THIS FUCKING PICTURE PLASTERED EVERYWHERE.

STOP THE FUCKING WORLD, A KID DROWNED. BREAKING NEWS FUCKERS: KIDS DIE ALL OVER THE WORLD EVERY FUCKING DAY.

126 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 09:06

Is evolution also phasing out genitalia? We speak English not Estonian or Tagalog with its lack of articles and gender. Not Latin or German with its neutral gender. Phasing out words and replacing them with newspeak to fit our new genderphobic paradigm is an exercise in foolishness. I don't need someone's political sensitivities on display when all I want is my waiter to get me a glass of water.

127 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 12:56

"In our society today it is absolutely NOT OK to question my choice of ... gender fluid"

Gender fluid? On a hot dog? shudder

Oh, that kind of hot dog.

128 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 13:06

I think it's been years of watching 17 grandchildren drown their hot dogs in catsup that's put me off it. Most of them just eat the weiner and what I scrape into the garbage is a revolting bunch of soggy, bloody-looking buns.

129 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 13:26

It's funny how catsup and ketchup can sound the same and mean the same thing, but it could have different meanings.

130 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 15:09

if i choose .in domain will google send visitors only from india?????????

131 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 23:31

>That's why there were only two women in the entire trilogy.

They were trying to get shit done in the original trilogy.

132 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 23:46

>>126
We're all redundant now there's sperm in the bone marrow
Penis is obsolete, a rusty ornament
A PlayStation One, a vintage collectible
With an unenthusiastic performance
I can see panic, I can see panic, PANIC
Y chromosome makes a useless companion
You want a mechanized, independent cock
You want a mechanized, independent cock
Superior and disembodied
Castrated from guilt and male notions of love
D.I.L.D.O.N.I.C.S.
We can provide assisted paroxysm
All we provide is employed paroxysm
D.I.L.D.O.N.I.C.S.
The male is dead
You can adapt but you'll never evolve

133 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 19:06

yes this picture was taken moments before psy killed anime with his gun

134 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8041 00:32

Anything straight white males do or say at any time can be considered harassment. Everyone else is free to do and say whatever they like.

135 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8041 13:15

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the fact that jeffr gave us a beautiful picture that has no pierced penises or split heads in it?

136 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8041 14:46

Yes, I know "Linguortal" is the hip name now, but I can see something like "BSP Portal" or "Node Portal" being one of the alternate names. The reason is that it's impossible to say the original name unless you're an English speaker, and reads like a pun I'd hear on the Super Mario Bros. Super Show.

137 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8041 22:12

Yea, good vid, but way too much dix.

138 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8041 22:22

I live near a decent amount of cows and I don't have an issue with water infections or monsoon season. Sounds like Calcutta problems.

139 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8042 04:17

If you know a place where you can meet and marry a person within 15 days, please let me know. All that dating in Osaka is eating my spending budget :(

140 This post sucked.

141 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8042 11:47

The famous expression gDr. Livingston, I presumeh sheds further light on the difference between these terms.
There is also a subtle difference between gLivingstonh and gLivingstone.h

142 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8042 15:07

How about the word outflammable? If there is inflammable, there should be outflammable too. No ?

143 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8042 21:33

>>142
What a funky comment you found! It's notable that nobody brings up the workd fireproof since it's obviously the one they're looking for.

144 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 00:44

Doom is just a ripoff of Dance Dance Revolution with bad graphics.

145 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 14:13

A sofa is something you intentionally sleep on. A couch is something you wake up on with a bad hangover.

146 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 14:47

its huge, look at the size of that thing. its really about as big as like three scrotums

147 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8044 00:10

These morons are like the inbred who thinks he is covering up incest by hiding his dick in his sister.

148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8044 01:28

There are maggots living in my trashcan. Not sure how to deal with this psychologically.

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8044 11:35

Hypnosis is a suggestion.Plain and simple.If you resist the suggestion it can do squat.It's not magic and even magic is not magic....lol

150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8044 14:30

For decades, I identified as a lesbian in a man's body. But then I lost weight and shaved off my mustache.

151 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8044 20:07

french horns are cool

152 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8045 01:49

Secondhand Smoke: Worse than Crying Child Rape

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8045 02:00

Mine would be one where there were lots of chubby asian girls and all sorts of wonderful fanciful creatures. I'd have berserk type armor and a massive sword and spend my days and nights fighting for my life against massive abominations and impregnating scores of chubby asians. My children (all males) would run away once they were weaned and then in 18 years they would come back and fight me to the death for my harem of chubby asians, but their strength would be no match for my experience because there would be an age cap and we'd all be biologically immortal. Also digestion would be total, no shitting.

154 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8045 02:06

I didn't jerk off to this but I have jerked off to Anderson Cooper before.

155 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8045 02:35

Isn't Rastafarianism just a pretend religion that Bob Marley made up so he could cry religious discrimination when the cops tried to take his weed?

156 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8045 02:36

At work today, I was figuring out some stupid puzzle about how old a bunch of squirrels were. One of my colleagues who see's himself as a very smart man saw me working on it. He looked at it and was very confused and asked me what it was. I was too embarrassed to tell him that i was trying to figure out how old a bunch of colored squirrels were, so I said the first thing that came to mind: "it's a physics problem." This also happened to be his favorite subject. Realizing this, I prepared for him to attack me with a bunch of questions on how this related to physics, but instead, he looked intently at it, made a face like he understood, and walked away. I guess him constantly watching physics videos on youtube had prepared him for this problem already.

157 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8045 03:30

Are tattoos trashy? Yes. Extremely. How is this even a question?

All tattoos say the same thing: "POOR IMPULSE CONTROL" on the first line, then, right under that, "DADDY ISSUES." A third line is optional: "PROBABLY A HEPATITIS B CARRIER."

Yes, I'm aware, "Suburban grandmothers have tattoos." Yeah. TRASHY suburban grandmothers who have poor impulse control and daddy issues and probably have contagious Hep B.

I blame 1990s daytime TV talk shows. A series of forgettable nonentities hosted freak shows in which gibbering behavioral and genetic trash were trotted out in an attempt to elicit pity. These TV shows are where the idea came from that "cutting" and other forms of self-mutilation are acceptable coping methods.

And no, there is nothing "subtle" whatsoever about showing off to the world that you think carnival freaks, ex-convicts, and gang members are so "cool" that you paid someone money to use a needle to push dye under your skin to make you look just like one of them. The only thing more "subtle" is getting holes punched in your nose to run a chain through them that goes back to your ear then up to your eyebrow then down to the ring in your tongue. Or neat rows of "cutter" scars on your arms. Say, maybe next year cutting off your ears will be the big fad, why don't you get in on that one early?

All of these things are enormous red flags to potential employers--this person is screwed up and if I hire her, her daddy issues are now MY problem, and my clients will see a carnival Tattooed Lady as the face of my organization. For dating or relationship material, the same red flags apply.

158 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8045 04:21

Man I would love to smack you around with a room temp bratwurst right about now. I'd keep making offhanded comments with a smug sense of satisfaction while doing it too, hopefully until you started to weep...mmmm, hot tears of shame and regret.

159 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8045 09:18

I skimmed that whole website. I really feel for Dr. Gene Ray. It must be such a burden to be the wisest human.

The part about the universe not containing any definable entities and instead being composed of oppositional forces and ideas dynamically summing to zero was super deep though. I read probably fifteen minutes worth of it aloud to the assistant manager at the Subway I work at the other night.

160 This post sucked.

161 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8046 04:21

you have no idea how much I want aniki to wrestle me to the ground, tell me I lack skill, then take my ass.

162 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8046 04:43

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163 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8046 05:19

This was made as a parody of POP STAR.
Japanese famous artist "Hirai Ken" sings.
I'm a Japanese high school student so that this sentences may have mistake.
If they does, I'm sorry.

164 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8046 22:50

I tend to agree, but let's go a bit further.

The people who are pushing this stuff are utopian statists, the same ones who want a Uncle Sugar to cough up a hundred billion dollars for a "light rail" system between every two podunk college towns.

They're the same ones who push for "urban green space" and "downtown development zones" with no publicly accessible parking, to keep those dirty townie Untermenschen and their dirty, carbon-belching pickup trucks out of their pristine college campus neighborhoods.

They're the ones pushing hard for "sustainability," by which they seem to mean total depopulation of those pesky rural "red states" and packing the nation's entire population into tiny apartments in rat-hive mega-cities, which will presumably get their food and water and electrical power by magic, and in which those filthy subhuman rednecks will no longer be able to own guns, or home-school their children, or attend churches that don't approve of homosexual pedophilia with sufficient enthusiasm.

These people really, really don't like the automobile. They don't like it when the hoi polloi have freedom of movement. They look with great approval upon people who live all their lives in Manhattan, never going more than ten miles from their tiny apartments from birth until death ("why ja wanna go somewhere else? dis is Noo Yawk, we got ebbyfhing heah!") like peasants out of the Dark Ages. They desperately desire the power to hold everyone else at gunpoint and force everyone to move into the cities and ride bicycles back and forth to work, and use a government train system that will track their movements every moment of their lives if indeed they are allowed to travel at all ("Papers please!"). They hate people who want to move freely, who want to escape the unblinking panopticon eye of Vaterlandgesicherheitsdienst even for an instant.

So--any bets on whether these "self-driving robot cars" are going to become mandatory? Any bets on whether they're also going to have a government kill-switch built in? ("Go out of town? No, Citizen, you don't need to go out of town." "Highway access is cancelled for the balance of the month due to excessive carbon footprint levels and extreme danger of 'terrorism.' Go back to your apartments and await further instructions from MINITRU.")

165 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8047 00:25

>the hoi polloi

stopped reading there

166 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8047 00:55

Straight men need to reclaim ostentatious clothing.

There are lots of understandable reasons to think that Jaden Smith is just a spoiled rich child, but I think he might be onto something what with wearing a white Batman costume to a wedding.

167 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8047 16:45

I wanted to like this book, I wanted to be excited like I would have before when a new EU novel was released... But seriously, it just reads like a giant D&D Dungeon Master session. I was literally adding onto the end of almost every paragraph, "What will you chose to do?" or "Hope the die rolls strongly."

168 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8048 10:14

>>165
I've always read these out-of-context rantpastes as "ha ha, look at the stupid opinions of this idiot from the internet" rather than something any normal person would agree with.

169 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8048 15:02

those CP images are great!

170 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8048 22:37

That's a pretty strange butt. I'm not sure if I would want to touch it.

171 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8049 09:02

I'm sorry, but I'm saving myself for marriage. Besides, I have fat, hairy ass, I think I even removed a piple from one of the buttcheeks recently. I also suspect I might have serious hemorroids and should go to doctor in the future.

172 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8049 09:34

I found this book to contain some acceptable recipes, but they were all to complicated for my sophisticated taste. A far more versatile and utilitarian recipe, that is more filling and tasty than those in the books goes as follows:

Ingredients:

2 tbsp semen

Preparation:

Place the semen into a cup.

The total preparation time for this is no more than 15 minutes, sometimes shorter or longer depending on the individual acting as the provider of ingredients.

The delicate aroma and flavorful essence of this imbibation allows for true understanding of what natural recipes can be. I urge you to try this rather than the recipes in the book.

173 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8050 10:11

Social justice eating itself is my favorite spectator sport.

174 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8050 21:58

I think dyke sex ruins porn.

175 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8051 13:09

"Allahu akbar" is Arabic for "world star hip hop".

176 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8051 14:22

LOL.. I stopped watching Japanese porn years ago. Got sick of all the crying, censorship and men with small dicks that fuck like hamsters (who also like using toys on women more than their own dicks).

177 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8051 19:53

So, let me get this straight. Female heterosexuality is a mere social construct and is unnatural for women and PIV is always rape. Thus, a segment of the male population decides that it wishes to avoid the constant harping by the feminist harridan Left by leaving women alone. This, however, is "disturbing."

Got it.

178 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8051 22:35

Some do it right: Enders Game, The Last Airbender, Eragon. Let's not throw out gems like those because The Godfather and Forrest Gump suck

179 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8051 23:03

I want everyone to know I was high on pain meds while I played this round, so thatfs my excuse for whatfs happened.

180 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8052 23:15

God lives in an A-frame on the side of Mt. Shasta

Also you need to be careful when talking about Gosh or you'll go to Heck

181 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8053 01:57

It's easy to not realize how fragile our own brains are, and how easily we could have ended up this way, and still might, given the right circumstances.

182 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8053 15:10

Barack Hussein Obama - You lie!

They're called Rainbow Daesh.

183 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8053 20:05

"Evidence" is a white cis male invention which enables them to always be right.

"Evidence" doesn't mean shit in the real world.

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8053 20:49

Weird, I didn't think I clicked on the Youtube comments section, but here we are.

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8054 02:09

Moslems hate everything about the west except the benefits office.

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8054 09:29

I don't make a habit of assuming that people do rational thing, but I should perhaps assume obsessive autism when talking about anime.

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8054 18:10

Why is 'cumming' always such a weird sound effect in these animations?
It sounds like... dunno... throwing jelly at wall or something...

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8055 06:46

Also, sometimes I see a funny or interesting comment and go to paste it in that thread only to realize I've been on DQN the whole time.

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8055 10:18

i,m borken and hert

190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8055 19:17

I remember visiting MOMA in NY. One of the gpaintingsh was two overlapped squares, one dark blue, the other black. As I walked out, I passed a young guard standing in the doorway next to the piece. I commented that it was hung upside down and he burst out laughing. I came back later and he was still giggling.

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8057 21:10

How angry? I no longer think of gliberalsh as fellow Americans.

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8058 13:58

Let he who is a bitchboy leave this group now or forever hold his penis

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8058 16:50

gYou didnft build that, Ahmed!h

194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8058 19:25

Hi Bloody Skunk Smelling dolcett & snuff loving Bastards & Motherfuckers & stupid gay Fatherfuckers including the whupped ass admins,
CENSORSHIP !!! CENSORSHIP !!! CENSORSHIP !!! CENSORSHIP !!! THIS IS THE ONLY WORD THAT COMES TO MY MIND WHILE VIEWING THIS RETARDED SHIT. WHAT I FOUND MOST UNBELIEVABLE AND ASTONISHINGLY AUDACIOUS IS THAT PEOPLE ACTUALLY EXPECT TO GET PAID FOR PULLING THIS SORT OF CRAP FROM THEIR ASS. IT LOOKS LIKE SOME SORT OF A REALLY PSYCHOPATHIC SERIAL-KILLER HAS ACTUALLY FARTED IT OUT AFTER RAPING & KILLING THEIR OWN FAMILY MEMBERS, INCLUDING HIS MOM. IN FACT, THE AUTHOR(IF HE MAY BE CALLED SO) SHOULD PAY COMPENSATION TO PEOPLE FOR WASTING THEIR TIME & SUBJECTING THEM TO THIS KIND OF MENTAL TORTURE. THIS GUY SERIOUSLY NEEDS THERAPY.
YOU GUYS ARE (STILL???) ALL RETARDED FUCKED UP LOSERS !!! INFACT, YOU GUYS ARE SO FUCKED UP THAT YOU WOULD DEFINITELY FAP ON THE DEADBODIES OF YOUR FAMILIES.ALWAYS REMEMBER DOLCETT & SNUFF = DOGSHIT.
JUST GET KICKED OUT OF THIS WORLD & FUCK OFF, RETARDS!!!
ALWAYS REMEMBER DOLCETT = DOGSHIT AS IN REALLY GOOEY DOGSHIT AND HEREINAFTER I WOULD REFER IT AS DOGSHIT. YOU KNOW, YOUGUYS SHOULD DIE OFF AS EARLY AS POSSIBLE AND DO THE WORLD A FAVOR. I THINK THAT DOGSHITTY IDIOT ALREADY DID THAT AND ANYONE REALIZING THIS IS REALLY VERY HAPPY.
You guys are all totally respect less

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8058 19:31

I got one of those frogs that jumps when you step on the little air bladder, and hid it in the bushes. Took the dog for a walk and stepped on it just as the dog got there. Saw 140lbs of black lab jump 3ft straight up.

Best goofy Amazon purchase evar.

196 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8059 00:00

How do you know it's hella gay if you didn't even read that shit?

197 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8061 17:11

WHAT GARM IS THAT!!?? his jumpsuit is maaad wavvey who knows what it is?

198 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8062 05:02

america sucks at league of legends, they cant even defend their own towers

199 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8062 20:34

Death is a permanent solution to a temporary problem (from someone who has died and been brought back).

200 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8064 03:47

Son, you remap the caps lock key to be control as the Good Lord intended.

201 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8064 03:56

A Socialist is someone who covets his neighbour's ox, but doesn't have the guts to steal it himself.

202 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8065 17:55

Tim, where do you think the water came from? How do you think the water survived after 2 billion years on Mars? I suppose you go for the deliquescence idea the authors promote? Tell me, do we even know whether or not there is enough water vapor in the atmosphere for that to be a valid explanation?

203 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8066 06:01

When I start thinking about ISIS in public, I giggle, like I'm remembering an internet meme. That's all it really has become to me.

204 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8066 16:09

tbh I'd prefer we drop the left shoe and scoop my brain out with a melon baller and throw it in a pickle jar so I can play video games until the sun explodes.

205 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8066 23:00

Leftist SJWs everywhere are saying a silent prayer to their Flying Spaghetti Monster.

"Please, let the shooter be a white right-wing male, oh, please...please...please...please."

206 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8066 23:20

>>205
What a horrid comment.

207 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8067 00:52

>>206
Eat poop

208 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8067 03:32

>>206
Seriously, this happens every time there's a loon shooting up some place. Some leftist twit will say "must be Teabaggers!" and others will nod along until the details come out and indicate that the shooter was both far left in his politics and off his meds.

In short, >>206, grow up.

209 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8067 07:24

That hamster man sure can't hold his liquor.

210 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8067 11:32

>>205-208
Stop talking US politics, nobody else here gives a shit.

211 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8067 15:27

somewhere in the world, there is a poorly paid art employee who got comissioned for $40 to make this stupid gif that will only see the light of day for one day. he still lives with his parents because he cant make enough money to move out. his parents constantly belittle him for taking a course in art instead of doing something like accounting like his cousin george in the US who makes $100,000 a year. he hates his life. meanwhile there is an equally if not more demoralised contractor in india who spent ten hours trying to program this shitty gif on facebook's nightmarish spaghetti code. he wanted to break into the IT industry, but this was the only gig he could find after 3 years of being a verbal punching bag on a lowly tech support line. his wife is dying of hepatitis c and he can barely afford the artificially jacked up prices of the medication. he is forced to cut her tablets in half for her so they last longer. i cant smile facebook. i cant smile because every time i see this gif, i think of all the lives you ruined in your greedy pursuit of the dollar. im sick of playing your stupid game where you spy on my browsing habits and steal my data to sell to companies while distracting me with an endless orgy of memes and photos of food which some stupid bitch took. i know you're spying on my shit because just because i put my location as iraq doesnt mean i know arabic, so you can stop recommending me shit in arabic, because im SICK of your manipulation, im SICK of seeing pictures of some asian chick's dinner last night, and im SICK of constantly seeing that FUCKING CARTOON CHICKEN with ARABIC SHIT WRITTEN UNDERNEATH IT.

212 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8067 18:58

>>210
You're just gonna have to learn to deal with it.

213 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8068 02:52

These broads have a look. Without exception, they have a look.
The thousand cat stare or something.

214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8068 09:28

Why are all these shooters so shit? You'd think they'd at least go to the range a few times to practice their aim but nope, every time something like this happens they manage to only kill like 10-20 people. How the fuck is it even possible to kill that few people in a place where there's literally a few hundred in one hallway alone during breaks?

215 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8068 12:19

>>212
I'm dealing with it perfectly well by mocking and deriding you and your stupid minority views that don't apply to those who are here to just take it easy.

216 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8068 12:28

>>214 Most of these shooters are massive failures in their lives and so it's only natural that they'd also fuck up trying to commit mass murder.

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8068 14:19

Women live 10% longer because men's clocks are wound 10% tighter.

218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8068 14:35

This of course is a hate fact which means that SJW's hate that this article is fact.

219 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8068 15:27

>>215
Sure thing, big guy.

220 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8068 16:01

>>219
Do you want to step outside, mate? I'm a level 5 fighter.

221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8068 22:35

The CD is probably prayer music, either he didn't get to play it or he's keeping it close for now because there's a gypsy in the room.

222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8069 03:56

>>220
At least you can talk! Who are you?

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8069 08:37

Well I love drinking from wide-mouth bottles and large glasses and I tend to leave my drinks unattended for extended periods.

I also enjoy being a flirty tease who dresses provocatively.

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8071 00:41

If any young woman wonders why intelligent men avoid talking to her, the answer is feminism.

225 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8071 09:10

you can tell they ran out of budget right around here because 90% of the episode was the camera panning back and forth over a single frame while they played elevator music

226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8071 09:10

whups I thought this was the current thought thread

227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8071 11:13

>>222
I'm the guy who's gonna step outside. Are you coming or what?

228 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8071 17:04

>>227
I'm coming for you.

229 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8071 18:20

>>228
That's the sweetest thing anyone's said to me.

230 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8071 21:41

>>227,228
(¥_¥)‚Á- Are you guys stepping out to smoke? I'll come too.

231 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8071 22:42

Only a man who has learned about the greatness and glory of God can experience direct communion with Him.

232 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8071 22:58

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233 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8071 23:43

A friend has made the point---similar to what our host has discussed in the past----the Western Europeans can go from zero to jackboots in no time flat.

234 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8072 04:03

He's just a fresh-faced youngster, new to politics but catapulted to a prominent position because the party had to sack his predecessor unexpectedly.

He has not yet learned that this is what happens when politicians leave their ivory towers and move among the people they rape at every opportunity.

235 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8072 16:17

Implying I'm responsible for my own successes and failures is triggering to me! AHHHHH I NEED A SAFE SPACE!!

236 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8074 07:10

Please god send it back to hell.

237 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8076 17:18

"Pete....with great power....comes....great clobberin"

238 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8078 00:29

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly, is to fill the world with fools.

239 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8078 10:05

>>1
If you want to buy multiple items, ask for shipping. Package with tracking up to 2 kilos cost 20-25 euros inside Europe, 30-35 outside, both depending on country. Ask for details.

240 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8078 14:57

Liberalism only survives when it is shielded from reality by the narcotic effects of free resource availability, and the free resource availability is coming to an end.

241 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8078 22:03

One other point that I find really interesting and important about Haidtfs work is his findings on the ability of different groups to empathize across these ideological divides. So in his book (p. 287) Haidt reports on the following experiment: after determining whether someone is liberal or conservative, he then has each person answer the standard battery of questions as if he were the opposite ideology. So, he would ask a liberal to answer the questions as if he were a gtypical conservativeh and vice-versa. What he finds is quite striking: gThe results were clear and consistent. Moderates and conservatives were most accurate in their predictions, whether they were pretending to be liberals or conservatives. Liberals were the least accurate, especially those who describe themselves as every liberal.f The biggest errors in the whole study came when liberals answered the Care and Fairness questions while pretending to be conservatives.h In other words, moderates and conservatives can understand the liberal worldview and liberals are unable to relate to the conservative worldview, especially when it comes to questions of care and fairness.

242 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8078 22:19

Not All Gays Are Like That. The 90% give the rest a bad name.

243 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8078 22:29

I don't want to put any more work into this. I would rather sniff my feet.

244 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8079 16:12

Same problem again on Xcode 6. I sincerely think there are two Apples: the amazing one, that creates the products we love and the dark one, who hates developers. Xcode and iTunesConnect are created by satan himself, who is CEO of the dark Apple.

245 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8079 17:29

Looks to me as if the worst thing that ever happened to Star Citizen was getting a lot more Kickstarter money than they asked for. If they hadn't been showered with riches, the project wouldn't have become so bloated and delayed. Chris Roberts is a smart and creative man, but creative people usually need limits and deadlines imposed on them to get them to produce.

246 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8079 18:21

shitboarding is like an imageboard's fiat currency. sure making more boards will stimulate discussion in the short term, but it's just causing inflation and a bankruptcy of interest in the future. This site is already becoming difficult to navigate. pls stahp adding useless boards

247 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8079 23:17

A couple decades ago I asked a Syrian Christian his thoughts on middle east peace, he said that even moslems that use their hands for toilet paper consider themselves superior to the men who walked on the moon.

248 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8081 18:08

What's that saying, putting a gun to a man's head focuses his attention? 9-11 got liberals out of their insane fog for a couple years, and that was just 3 buildings. A nuke, even a small one, would get their support for retaliation for at least 5 years, I think.

249 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8082 00:56

The worst one I can remember is the nearly 7 foot tall cockeyed obese bedazzled Archie person who always wore the same obnoxious plastic gem covered sweat-shirt crusted with mustard and foodstuff that was about 2 sizes too small for his fat gut. He ONLY read Archie comics. He had a wheezy helium voice and would rage when one particular Lemmy from Motorhead looking desktop RPG guy would call him a "Shehe" from the other side of the room which would cause gem-sweater Archie man to cry out "I AM NOT A SHEHE" like the Elephant man. He was banned from that particular shop for an incident where the "Shehe" phrase made him launch an uncoordinated attack against Lemmy-guy; bedazzler man became so enraged he stuck one arm out like Frankenstein and launched his whole body Porpoise style onto a circular card table covered in dice and diecast figures attempting to strangle him; thus injuring himself and thrashing around on the flattened table shouting "SHEHE" gibberish in his broken chipmunk voice. Apparently he had to be forcibly removed by taser happy cops that had to treat him like a rabid cow (this wouldn't have been too long after they first got non-lethal weapons and I'd guess were enthusiastic to use them) apparently they had to take him out by the feet while he clawed the doorframe. I didn't see the final incident, but did see him flip out from across the room when he was called a "SHEHE" prior to that. He kind of looked like Tor Johnson with curly ginger hair. At another shop that I used to visit because they would get weird horror/sci-fi VHS tapes, the owner told me in a genuinely horrified tone "YOU DON'T WANT TO MEET THE ARCHIE PEOPLE"; like they were some mutants that crawled from the abyss that he had to satiate with Archie comics like elder gods demanding blood sacrifice.

250 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8082 18:59

Corporations are rife with individuals who have perfected the power grab by any means necessary and they would love it if their employees had extra ways of excreting influence over a community-wide project.

251 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8082 23:39

I want to date a girly programmer.

Playing with her hair while she calls me a retarded apper for using Python.
Explaining her I'm using Python because of the time constraints of my personal projects while she passionately kisses me for being such a retarded apper.
Getting lost in her eyes while she says she'd like to see my primal low-level side tonight.
Taking off her pastel-colored skirt while she blushes for letting an apping heathen have a good look of her pure body.
Caressing her delicate naked body while she rewards me for my careful memory management.
Being inside her while she lets out soft moans of pleasure.
Pleasing each other and promising we will never be apart.
Lying next to each other, warming each other.
Playing Doom together while we're still naked.

I haven't been able to find a girl like this. Women are either ugly or dumb.

;_;

252 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8083 14:13

Find a woman who can program computers and buy her plastic surgery.

253 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8083 15:00

Only Coreans think plastic surgery has good results.

254 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8083 15:48

>>253 Look into double citizenship.

255 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 16:42

Many argue against it, but you never know. Wherever the aliens are, Ifll bet at some point in their evolution there was a battle. On the one side were the K-strategists who would evolve the civilization and the species into a paragon of honor, morality, and greatness, and on the other side were the r-strategists whofd periodically devolve the civilization and the species back into a hedonistic orgy of idiots and imbeciles demanding tolerance for all of the defectives – all while calling their slide gprogress.h

256 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 18:15

Outside my town in Germany is a new refugee settlement where hundreds of refugees are being accommodated. Of course, I wouldn't dream of using the word "concentrated" but this non-concentration camp has large white tents in neat rows and high wire fences and guards.

Ironically, this is what we call helping people.

All it needs is a spiffy three-word slogan about work and freedom ...

257 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 19:29

>>256
Arby's macht Freitag

258 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8085 16:47

Because most people are considerably less idiotic when they know they'll be accountable for outcomes. Our representative democracy already allows the MPAIs to vote, but it also allows them to blame any problems on the people they voted for. It's intentionally set up to offload responsibility from the voters so that the MPAIs can cheerfully vote for the huckster who makes them feel good and not think about whether anything he promises will actually work.

259 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8085 23:24

If you need it, if you want it, here it is come and get it c the solution to any problem is to make sure youfre solving the right problem and not just the symptom of the real problem c to identify it and define it with gout of the box thinking" c by truly dealing with the way things are rather than the way you think they are or the gif onlyh way of thinking c to see things as they are and ask c what if?

260 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8086 23:09

>>252 find a lithe software engineer and pay him to have his bozack off & a bunch of plastic surgery to look like a girl

261 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8087 06:23

Just watched the whole thing.

Ive never been so not horny.

262 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8089 09:32

I'm sorry if you ever thought that Milky Holmes was about detectives.

263 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8090 15:12

There were 666 comments b4 i posted this. Just doing my part to cleanse this page of satan's influence.

264 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8090 16:53

g4. When a high SMV women walks into a clown-fest the circuit breaker blows.h

Thatfs what happened when Sarah Palin appeared on the scene.

265 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8090 17:37

To add to that, misery loves company, so Fems do everything they can to make sure all other women also become unloveable. That is why they tell us to be intelligent not attractive, to be fat accepting, to cut our hair, to empowerfulize ourselves with lots of casual sex, to put men down, to be loud and obnoxious, etc etc, all things designed to drive men away. I recognized that long ago, but what's sad today is that many young girls don't. They genuinely believe that men should like these things and if they don't, they must be defective men.

266 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8090 19:10

I come for a picture of a beautiful library. I get a photo of a bunch of scuzzy, smelly radicals.

267 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8091 05:52

Now, Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler was different. When someone named a species of blind cave beetle after him, he sent them a thank you note.

Adolf Hitler is more polite than Beyonce.

268 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8091 10:01

Is really sad see how you guys are humiliating Spider-man and its creator. I mean the "real" Spider-man, who is just an fictional character, but if any of you wants to learn English, you guys should take education more seriously, not joking around here.

269 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8091 17:55

Jack, if the conservative base isn't held in check by an alliance of the Left and cuckservatives, why they might actually defend the U.S., vigorously leave other people alone, and (shudder) demand to be left alone themselves! The horror!

270 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8092 11:21

And I am still amazed Clippy hasn't been ported to the Linux office suites yet.
You lame fucks copy everything else.

271 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8092 12:51

>>270
That's probably because Linux can't handle 2d rendering.

272 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8096 00:39

Brown savages shitting bacterial diversity all over white toilets is multiculturalism in a nutshell.

273 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8096 12:40

It's fine xD I was really just surprised to see someone make the opposite of what is a common grammatical error on the internet (using your instead of you're) :P

274 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8097 00:43

BTW, why does the name Zoe seem to be always attached to SJW stupidity? I used to like that name.

275 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8097 13:48

>>274
A lot of nice things get smeared in trash and crap. Often due to marginal communities using it as their symbol. E.g. neo-nazis and their swastikas or LGBT and their rainbow flags (even if it was originally colour-shifted?)

276 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8097 14:34

The only person I've ever known called Zoe hated everyone, all she cared about was her rubber lizard toy. I tried to show her my own rubber lizard to try and make friends but she wasn't interested at all.

277 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8097 19:52

>>274
It's a nineties special snowflake name. Much like "Quinn". For cultural reference, check all the MTV shows of that period.

278 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8098 03:06

It's like some British men decide to play women who disguise themselves as men and call themselves Monty Python.

279 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8098 10:19

lol I love the fact, PMAFT is against conspiracy theories, but creates a conspiracy theory on feminists preventing space aliens from contacting earth c

Pretty soon PMAFT will create a conspiracy theory, on how feminists are preventing the illuminati from recruiting his blog readers c

Lmao c

280 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8098 17:24

Have you heard of sexual transmutation?

Yeah, itfs some psychobabble that Napoleon Hill came up in the early 20th century. I guess it means if you donft have sex youfll pursue other more worthwhile activities like flying planes into buildings.

281 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8098 21:28

I was always under the impression that not being a sarcastic asshole was for my own sake and not others. Even if you were only an asshole on the inside but pleasant to be around, I think it takes a mental toll on you.
As self-pitiers are to sadness, sarcastic assholes are to anger and criticism. That is, they don't usually have anything really to be angry or critical about, but they seek it anyway. Self-pitiers perceive everyone around them in a fashion that fits their self-pity, whether they think they're hated or pitied by those around them. Sarcastic assholes must perceive others in a fashion that fits their hate and extreme criticism. They may perceive others as being assholes who are putting on a kind act. They may think that everyone is constantly criticizing them and just keeping their opinion to themselves. And even if that's not how they perceive the world, it at least gives them a negative outlook on life, which I'm guessing could lead to depression, anxiety, and social anxiety.
If being an asshole works for you, then by all means, be an asshole. I haven't researched this at all, so what do I know.

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8099 13:38

PER BE AT RRCFW WE CAN CALL TO GET PT'S PU TIMES. SHE STATED SHE IS THE ONE WHO ANSWERS THE CALLS AND DOES NOT MINE US CALLING.

283 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8099 16:07

Make like a tree and bark.

284 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8099 18:12

These Parents Apparently Failed at Parenting, Does Our Generation Is Lost..? I Think That Not Everyone Should Become A Parents. Damn.

285 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8100 01:59

I'M GOING TO MAKE AN ANIMAL CROSSING DATING SIM. I'M NOT A FURRY THOUGH I JUST REALLY LIKE ANIMALS IN THAT WAY, YOU KNOW? HAHA

286 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8100 17:39

I don't know if they're "well educated." Let's just say many were physically located in a college setting at some point.

287 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8102 00:24

Under President Obama, Democrats have lost 900+ state legislature seats, 12 governors, 69 House seats, 13 Senate seats. That's some legacy.

288 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8102 14:29

No, you've got your pederasts right.

289 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8102 23:44

You'd think the geniuses at Apple could fix this! I guess they are really not geniuses at all.

290 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8103 12:41

I will defend your asshole from the internet trolls, m'lady.
tips fedora

291 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8103 15:16

SHE KILLED HER DAUGHTER AND TURNED HER INTO A PICK. A GODDAMN PICK. WHERE DO YOU EVEN GET ENOUGH BABY FOR A PICKAXE? THERE ISN'T ENOUGH BABY.

292 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8105 20:05

I used to advocate destroying liberal academia, but now I say letfs laugh and watch it destroy itself.

293 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8109 05:13

You don't want to know what I'm THINKING !

294 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8109 15:54

All books written in English from 1960-2012 torrent

Mind blown.

295 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8109 16:51

SJWism is a siren song for humanityfs dregs. The ugliest, fattest, weirdest, gooniest LSMV losers adopt the SJW identity to raise their own status and knock down the status of their betters. These degenerate freaks on their own would go to the grave incel, but with a Tumblrrea and a passion for poopytalk the Crouching Manlet Hidden Dildo sees in the SJW identity a chance \ the slimmest possible (but still better than zero) \ to get a drunken pity fuck from a bluehair fatty before his dick stops working from cheeto-clogged arteries.

296 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8109 20:28

you is the only one not in good way in here..

297 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8111 07:27

This is the time for bricks through your Muslim neighbour's windows and beating up their children at school. Make them unwelcome.

298 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8111 15:13

Wow, this is fiiiillled with annoying stereotypes and idiocy. Well done! Saying GM produces only resource hungry low optimized products by ammeters?

299 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8111 16:34

WTC Attack @ 9+1+1+2+0+0+1=14
Paris Attack @ 1+1+1+3+2+0+1+5=14

WTF?

300 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8111 17:19

It's also fascinating how the only place those poor refugees "from Syria" could escape that sort of violence was in the West, instead of any of in any of the many countries belonging to their co-religionists.

301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8111 17:29

>>300
I get that this is kopipe but it took me like 3 seconds to disconfirm.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Refugees_of_the_Syrian_Civil_War

302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8111 18:28

>>301
I'm pretty sure he's on board with everything he pastes. It's always the same shit from the same websites. When you engage, someone inevitably complains about politics because apparently, this is meant to be a right wing safe space.

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8111 19:43

I'd like to say that weirdest thing I've modded in is the My Little Pony civilisation. But it pales in comparison to the weirdness that is making dogs milkable, and the males milkable for semen, with the intention of selling dog semen jelly roasts to the elves. I screwed up the tags so the females were being milked for semen. My dorfs screwed up the plan by devouring the dog semen jelly. But I've been given a few hints on fixing it and I'll see if I can make it work.

304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8112 04:33

>>302 Actually, only about half of it. The others, just because they strike me as funny.

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8112 23:19

VIPPER 15/10/31(Sat)00:05:23 No.1418
So who won the big tournament?
VIPPER 15/11/13(Fri)02:48:05 No.1439
>>1418
apathy
VIPPER 15/11/13(Fri)03:09:43 No.1440
>>1439
Ahh, master of the endgame.

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8113 05:58

putting shrimp on barbies and arguing over the finer points of what is and isnt a knife

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8113 06:00

god damnit I thought this was the ctrl+v thread again

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8113 18:35

Personally, Ifve decided to name all my future pets Spotf); DROP TABLE Users;–

309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8114 04:31

"Shaka, when the walls fell," said Pooh.

310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8114 05:11

Best chance of survival is being a strong man or being with one. It's a man's duty to lift weights, sprint, train martial arts.

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8114 18:15

The train is fine.

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8115 19:37

"Don't fight ISIS or ISIS wins"
--People who brought us "safe spaces" and the participation trophy.

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8115 21:03

It'd be better if she were peeing herself.

314 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8116 19:54

How Leftists, who are afraid of the weather, who are more afraid of George Bush than of Saddam Hussein have the effrontery to lecture sane men on fears and false fears is ironic, if not astounding.

315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8117 15:44

This question is a no-brainier -- Just quit being damn web head. You'd better off living a normal human life, like killing time by trolling on the web -- no dull time. I guess you should've known this far too well by now, wacko.

316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8118 10:54

Di you get realpaper or a virtual stock? you know which one I want you to get

317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8118 13:41

You can tell that shit is broccoli

318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8119 13:44

if we assumed that there was literally a one world order, many of the countries would be like on night shifts wake up when its dark work using gmt as the lead etc its do able if the countries want to , of course would have been easier under colonialism .Biblically tho the world runs on 1 timezone 1 day using Jerusalem as the lead clock./time. also with God 1000 earth years is likend to 1 God day. vis a vis earths 365 rotation to make a year.

can we stop aging by suspending time? clearly time can be changed days added and taken off and there will be a time that even time will run out of time (time will be no more sayeth Scripture)...ok will go and take my blue pill now lol

319 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8119 19:11

If you divide the deaths by the number of flu viruses (considering they didn't have a leader and acted independently) you'll get a very small k/d ratio. Hitler managed to kill millions with his rhetoric.

320 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8120 13:17

Any money says that the perps were black. Why do I say this? Because the story makes no mention of their names/race -- the opposite would have happened, should they have been white.

321 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8120 16:34

People don't use the word "retarded" to make fun of the genuinely mentally disabled. They use it to make fun of window-licking mongoloids.

322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8120 23:53

200 years ago, the Australian and New Zealand Armry Corporation fought proudly against the Nazis on the Anzac beach in Hungary. Please show your support to the diggers as they still fight to this day in the trenches of Iran and Afghanistan

323 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8121 01:53

I think the idea of gwhite male privilegeh is the ultimate Frechheit. Itfs not that white males privilege themselves, you ingrates, itfs that they privilege everybody else. They go out of their way to give help everyone else to the same standard of living that they have.

Talk about biting the hand that feeds you.

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8121 13:10

I wouldn't make it thru the work out myself.. I'd get to hot and bothered.. Lol

325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8121 19:30

Wait a year and go to Constantinople instead.

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8122 01:20

>>320 What is the current politically correct term for illegal immigrants? There is a high probability they were at fault.

327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8122 04:26

People need a certain amount of stress to function right. As you remove stress, the brain structures that adapt to cope with it atrophy, and you end up with an individual who needs a very high degree of perfection in their life, or they begin a total freak out.

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8122 18:29

>>327
I wonder if that's right. It sounds reasonable, but take Buddhist monks for example, their whole goal is to remove suffering, so I assume that they do not have a lot of stress. This isn't to say that they don't have things that could potentially stress someone else out. For example, a normal person would be very stressed with only one bowl of rice a day. But as a Buddhist monk, they have trained themselves to ignore their wants and desires. I guess the comment must be trying to say people who don't ignore their desires and always get what they desire will break when they don't get what they desire. It seems like it is trying to suggest that we should seek out pain in order to be happy. But I think a better solution would be to go down the middle path, and neither seek pain nor seek pleasure.

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8123 05:47

This troper is terribly anal retentive when it comes to grammar or historical facts. And the Duel of Minds bits from the above tropers? Don't make this troper laugh. This troper once went head-to-head with a so-called intellectual and won. The catch? He was 33. This troper was 11.

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8123 17:43

>>328
It sounds like crap from an armchair psychologist/sociologist/neurologist to me. This "Lack of stress --> brain atrophy --> needing perfection" line of thinking is such a gigantic leap in logic, it's worthy of an olympic medal. I do wonder what makes people spout total bullshit and try to spin it as if they knew what the fuck they are talking about. Lack of self-awareness? Dunning-Kruger?

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8123 18:08

This Thanksgiving, I am thankful for @BarackObama, who has brought racial healing to America's cities and peace to the Middle East.

332 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8123 22:47

Automatics also rob 30-40 horsepower from your engine due to the fact that it always has to have an oil pump running in order to activate the various solenoids and keep the automatic transmission fluid flowing & lubricating the moving parts. Standard transmissions don't need this because the lubricating oil just sits in the bottom of the gear box and is splashed around / lubricated by the moving gears, which results in pretty much no HP being robbed by the tranny.
True, automatic transmissions have gotten more efficient over the years, but they're also complicated to diagnose due to the fact that there's more sensors & wiring that help run the transmission smoothly. When these fail, it takes a fair amount of time to access these, diagnose these and then determine if the failure is either a hydraulic or electronic issue (or both). This means lots of $$ to the customer when an issue comes up. That alone would make me steer clear from an automatic.
Now, what I've stated above are facts but the following is just my opinion that I believe to be generally true: When you're driving a stick shift car, you pay more attention to the whole driving experience. Whenever someone pulls out in front of me, then drives under the speed limit, I assume they're driving an automatic tranny because all they do is press the gas and by magic, the car just goes. Meanwhile, I'm downshifting and pressing my brakes, pissed off that this person just disrupted the flow of traffic. I generally believe if this same person was driving a stick, they wouldn't make such an inconsiderate move, since they're more in tune with the car and would probably get annoyed if someone did the same thing they just did to me.
Also, I always hear from my friends "oh, stick's fine, but I don't like it in city traffic" - I tend to think this is a statement that is more of a popular regurgitation of an excuse than an honest opinion. I learned to drive on an automatic and then learned to drive stick in my 20s and have been exclusively driving stick ever since....in the city. Both my girlfriend and I drive stick in the city daily and never once have I wanted to revert back to a sluggish automatic. In fact, I'd rather drive an inflamed standard tranny off a steep cliff than be putting around town in an automatic feeling like the biggest puss in the world.

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8123 23:06

>>332
Manual ("stick") cars are still king in the UK. If you can't handle an uphill traffic jam with a manual gearbox, you can't drive.

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8123 23:50

>>333
I drive a manual, but I still think people who write these rants are silly.

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 00:01

I would like to own one car with a DCT automatic and one with a 6-speed manual. Maybe have one Evo X and one WRX STI

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 00:17

>>334
I prefer an automatic. Keeps one had free for a gun.

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 03:57

>>336
You shouldn't. You won't be able to aim consistently during the maneuvers that require gear shifting. And no one will take you seriously if you have a "sporty" car without manual. Plus, if your car isn't sporty and doesn't have a dedicated driver (who isn't you) in it, then it's pretty lame anyway.

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 13:54

>>334
I don't think you quite understand the thrill of the feeling of manoeuvring the head of a shaft any time you want to change speed.

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 06:14

>>338
Oh I understead the thrill of manoeuvring the head of a shaft alright.

340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 18:48

BLACK CRIME
13% of pop.
33% of rapists
38% of mass murderers
49% of murderers
56% of serial killers
#BlackCrimeMatters

341 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 19:57

Those who call transmissions "tranny" are mentally ill.

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 21:33

>>339
So do I, figuratively speaking, if you catch my drift.

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8126 20:11

started his own professional wrestling business at age 18 and went on to become a real estate investor. Currently he is a pundit who covers political news and current events.

344 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8126 20:20

No, thank you.
Yes, thank you!
Yes, of course I have!

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8126 23:44

Hero? NOT!!! This "so-called" hero is a PRO HORSE SLAUGHTER, he is involved with the Untied Horsemen AKA untied mass horse murdering, and all they care about is feeding humans TAINTED POISON HORSEMEAT! Don't give this blood thirsty killer any kind of credit for anything he does until he changes his views on horse slaughtering!

346 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8128 07:20

The emergence of the analog sticks looks oddly sexual

347 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8129 17:38

If only we had France's tight gun laws, Muslim terrorists wouldn't use guns to commit mass murder in the US.

348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8129 17:44

The universe is like a Pop Tart in that neither one is very good for your health if eaten.

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8130 13:25

Hibike! Euphonium : Yay, animu about music ! Here it isn't a band but a whole orchestra ! The main protagonist has a very interesting personnality, not the usual (but very kawaii) sweet little girl and the "Homura" (you'll know what I mean if you watch it) is fascinating. Episode 8 was a beautiful and breathtaking turning point in the relationships of the characters, it's very well made and touching, and there's music ! I highly recommand it.

350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8130 17:40

I'm curious how claiming people you don't know are virgins based on what, their internet habits and writing style is somehow "reportage"?

I can think of no other possible explanation for their behavior, can you? Like if the cockpit of a dc-10 suddenly appears where your bedroom wall used to be it only makes sense to assume a plane just crashed.

351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8130 18:28

You think that's bad. I help manage communication for our fire and emergency services. We literally had thousands of apple products, THOUSANDS. Then they pulled the ios7 cable blocking software thing. They made me look like an idiot since I had recommended switching to apple products for consistency for our techs.

352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8131 01:19

one of my tasks in life is to promote Christianity in a way to attract internet racists

353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8131 17:06

But heyc you know Ifd still give her the benefit of the doubt and assume this is yet another case of Twitter giving the appearance of brain damage.

354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8131 17:36

It didn't look terrible. Most people look kind of dorky when they're running unless they're Tom Cruise.

355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8132 19:14

A conspiracy is nothing more than 2 women plotting to give a 3rd a bad peer review.

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8133 22:58

Id rather give money to ISIS than Double Fine

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8134 01:04

I have none.

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8134 06:15

>>356
ISIS has consistently put out the product they promised at the scale they promised, doublefine has abandoned projects that were funded and gimped content out of their major releases, the former is clearly a better investment.

359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8134 12:23

All those afternoons coming home from school to an empty house, with homework in the bag that I didn't want to do. Turned on the TV, the Playstation. Even though I'd beaten the game a couple of times over, I had this savepoint at the train graveyard. Would lay down on the floor, head between my backpack and the controller, and stare at the ceiling fan until I fell asleep to this song. Most of the time, the sun would be down by the time I woke up again. That's the sad and wasted childhood this song reminds me of. ; ~;

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8134 17:10

What is the Left's obsession with genitalia?

361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8134 22:11

SEXY!

A lovely bit of rare homoerotica in mainstream TV, thank you 30 Rock :)

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8135 15:15

Rape Culture Raceway

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8135 20:09

>>360 A reaction to the Right's obsession of trying to censor it.

364 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 00:53

With the exception of POTUS, the Atty General, both leading presidential candidates, the media, and universities, Americans love free speech.

365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 02:56

Easy there waterwings. Mommy left the inhaler in the minivan.

366 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 07:35

Great hair is something that everybody would like to have.

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8137 00:27

It's very weird that mermaid-fucking plays such a huge part of Superman's history.

368 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8137 05:27

>>342
the head of the shaft of a tranny, I mean.

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8137 18:40

2+2 doesn't stop being 4 just because the person who did the math is an asshole.

370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8138 12:20

Russia is a myth told by Reagan to keep funding for the "cold war". It was really just an invasion of Antarctica to intimidate the penguin population.

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8138 13:33

Let's contact our local governments and request that they build levies in preparation for the network of blood rivers. Thanks for the tip guy, you're alright.

372 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 11:42

>>370
I knew it, no way slavs are real. But no one would listen.

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8140 06:50

Stupid people don't deserve erections.

374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8140 16:06

My name is gary, and I'm an addict. My addiction to minesweeper has resulted in many late nights, a few missed classes, and an all time best score of 89 seconds (expert, of course).

375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8140 18:42

entire villages in the Arctic depend on seals for food, heat, light and sex

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8140 19:29

We want maniacs. We want people who will shut down Congress, gleefully tell liberals to fuck off, and be castigated as maniacs by our opposition. We want people who will shut down the government, and keep it from making things any worse.

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8140 21:13

This is objectively false. People insult the 3DS for having a 240p screen, but what they don't realize is that since it's three-d, the number of pixels goes up exponentially, to 240x240x240, meaning that it's actually 13824000p, better than the best computers.

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8141 11:17

Are you really trivializing rape victims that much? What a fuckin freak. This is the equivalent of you going on craigslist and visiting some black dude in his section 8 housing in Baltimore to buy tickets to the Presidential Gala at Harvard and then complaining that you got sold fake tickets.

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8141 16:08

Exactly. And tbh? Theyfd defend her even if it had been true. Ifm glad she didnft but folks were really showing their true colors and their willingness to throw rape victims under the bus to defend their fav. This wasnft a case of people jumping on her just because it was her brother involved. It was a case of people (most anyway because there are those looking for an excuse to drag) being angry because they thought someone with money and a large following was supporting a rapist. But now folks are on their high horse because all that matters is that her reputation is safe.

380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8141 21:19

Intolerance of intolerance is the South Park Death Camp of Tolerance

381 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8142 00:38

FB won't suspend the sub-literate POS jihadi nigger that absolutely threatened Donald Trump but they'll suspend me for a month for using the word "faggot" as an adjective in reference to the recent snapping crap on college campuses.

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8142 07:20

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Ifll

Have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ifve been involved in numerous secret raids on

Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Ifm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another

Target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the

Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the

Storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youfre fucking dead, kid. I can be

Anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thatfs just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States

Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable

Ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little gcleverh comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnft, you didnft, and

Now youfre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youfre fucking dead, kiddo.

383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8142 19:17

These are the same people who think gThelma & Louiseh is empowering. This is a movie in which as soon as the two female leads are away from their male supervision, they proceed to fail at everything c including life, since they finish up by committing suicide.

384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8142 20:17

And of course, the US hasn't spent the last half millennia being passed back and forth between Germany and Russia like some roofied prom date. But don't let that fact get in the way, either.

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8144 03:29

I've met French people. they smell like cheese and can't play soccer. don't be intimidated by them.

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8144 18:35

Reminds me of the Lemonade stand BASIC game on Apple ][. It was trivial to beat once I found out you could allocate negative funds to advertising and your account would end up credited. Then the stand just became a front operation laundering money through the print shop.

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8145 11:28

Kremlin Trolls are out in force. My bona fides are rock solid. I've paid a real price for my fighting Putinism. Draw your own conclusions.

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8145 21:46

I've seen quite a few small communities gradually unravel because the moderators erred on the side of not banning people who were clearly violating the spirit but not the letter of the rules. As jerks gradually leaked in, the people who didn't want to be around jerks gradually drifted away, and the community was left as nothing more than a sludgy residue.

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8147 17:24

Both leftists and moslems give enemies 3 choices. 1. convert, 2. die, 3. pay high taxes

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8148 17:59

The flat tire is a symbol of Motorola's inability to achieve.

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8148 22:36

So, you are saying there is no hand-chopping this time?

(putting wallet away)

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8149 03:16

I also liked how he portrayed the New Republic as a dysfunctional, corrupt, mess. The bits about the various alien races bringing the New Republic to the brink of ruin because of their demand for special programs to account for their unique cultures & anatomy was as brilliant as it was infuriating to read about.

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8149 03:50

>>391
I thought Kylo Ren lost his hand.

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8149 04:11

>>393
hand solo's daughter kylo rylie stabs him in the heart

395 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8150 16:15

As a White man, I agree with the author – we must be stopped. I think we should be segregated in our own land. An area entirely composed of just White people, so we cannot hurt anyone else.

I am absolutely sure non – Whites would not want to have anything to do with us, just like the historical record of immigration shows.

So, a huge (yuuuuuge) wall should be erected around this new White nation. This way, no dangerous Whites could escape, and no innocent POC could accidently (not through any fault of their own, but of course due to White tricknology) find themselves in the hellish, failed state an all White country would invariably become.

396 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8150 16:55

"Now, I wouldn't keep any school open that wasn't doing a better than average job."

-- Hillary Clinton who apparently A) wants to close down half of our schools,* or B) doesn't understand math, or C) a lil' Column A and a lil' Column B

  • And yes I'm quite aware that mean and median are not the same thing you humorless little Neil deGrasse Tyson-wannabe pedant fucks.

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8151 18:37

I donft know about you guys, but I would hate to have to beat the faggot out of my own son just because I did a poor job choosing his mother.

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8151 21:33

Until women let us hit them they will never be equal

399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8153 03:34

I tried to imagine a future where one can stream cumsocks on Netflix, but then I remembered that if you know where to look it's already possible even without future technology to find streaming cum.

400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8153 14:28

By the way, Germany's like, let's ban an inanimate object that rails against Jews and advocates their destruction while importing loads of live people who feel the same way. Brilliant.

401 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8154 22:28

WoW! What a amusing comment! In the good way! You made my day! "she sounds like a piggy". Hahaha. Super!

402 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8155 12:36

Let's all be realistic: Peter, the cockroach, is uploading songs that Mr. Reynolds has given him, but refuses to upload here since Tseng wouldn't take down the pedophilia link from the front page. Not to mention the fact that the cockroach is LYING about finding them mysteriously on a hard drive--which proves what a shithead of a human being he is--but he deserves no thanks beyond that of a bag of shit in his face.

Also, Peter, what fucking dork sings with their hand in their pocket?! GET REAL YOU DAFT CUNT!

403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8157 20:00

I trekked through the snow for what felt like hours. My clothes were doing nothing against the gusts of wind beating against my body. Felt like it wouldnft be long before I pass out and freeze. Soon I could walk no more and fell to me knees. I couldnft feel my arms or legs and was certain all hope was lost.

Then I smelled it. Queso and beans filled the air around me. I was nowhere near civilization so where could it be coming from? Next I smelled guacamole, and then sour cream. Somehow the smell was getting closer.

And that is when I saw a figure through the falling snow.

gWhofs there?h

It was hard to see all of him at first. With each footstep his spurs made a clinking sound. The bright red bandana was hard to miss, and then his mustache and brows. His full shape then came into view and he paused.

gWhat...what are you?h

He was a tall wrapped tortilla. His hands rested on the holsters of his pistoles. And his sombrero was larger than I am. It was El Bandito Burrito.

I was scared when he took a step towards me but I could not move. I donft know if it was the cold wind or his incredible gaze that struck me still. All I know is I didnft budge from being on my knees.

Not a word was spoken as he came in close and wrapped his arms around me. My cheeks felt his tortilla caliente. Even in the freezing cold his body could not chill. A tear escaped my eyes knowing I was warm and safe.

Taking off his sombrero he wrapped it around me. The thing somehow covered my entire body. And out from his head even more warmth spread.

gTh-thank you.h

Feeling was returning to my arms and legs. I wondered if I should try to run, but then I wondered why bother? How far would I get before I lose feeling again? All that mattered is I was safe and alive. Who cares if it was a burrito who saved me? There in his arms, I fell asleep.

Next morning I woke up and the sun was out. The shining warmth filled me with joy and I leaped to my feet in excitement. I looked around and saw I was alone. El Bandito Burrito had stayed with me through la noche and disappeared.

gGRACIAS!!!h

I know not if he was anywhere close enough to hear me. Still I had to try. I never saw him again to express my thanks. And that is my story of how I was saved by El Bandito Burrito.

404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8157 20:13

405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8158 01:09

Also, in the case of self inserting, you don't self insert yourself, you self insert your penis into the penis.
Its quite simple.

406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8158 02:00

>>405
Self inserting soft anus?

407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8158 03:42

☝(‹ƒŽ‹)

408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8158 15:14

I have only ever read two books in my life as I believe Books are a waste of time. However, the first was Mein Kampf and the other was Roman Abramovich's Autobiography. Mein Kampf is a fantastic insight to whom I believe was one of the most intellectual people that ever lived. He just made the mistake of not having enough resource behind him after he invaded France....Abramovich's Autobiography was a waste of time as I believe he just got lucky. However, probably the most intellectual human being currently on the planet is Mikhail Khodorkovsky. Fantastic Businessman and Theatre Operator!

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8158 19:05

>>407 god damnit I thought this was the ctrl+v thread again

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8158 19:25

This thing is the best thing that happened since Steve Jobs died.

411 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8158 20:11

You have to die in battle to go to Valhalla and just like jerking off doesnft count as sex, killing yourself doesnft count as being involved in battle.

412 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8159 17:01

> Do none of the Black Americans realize that bringing attention to racial tensions and polarizing them will only work against their cause?

Uh, maybe they're just not very smart...?

Oops, what'd I say?

413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8159 19:10

>hasn't talked to a non-cartoon woman in years

Nice strawman. Also opinion research shows that women overwhelmingly vote green and leftist. This is a fact. So enjoy getting raped you stupid cunt, I certainyly won't help you. And I'm 199cm/110kg so my help would actually be worth something.

414 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8159 21:36

All you need to be a wizard in Middle Earth is a hat and a drug problem.

415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8160 13:57

see if you had something a wee bite earlyer or later in dvd for us that can not be every where, no asylums, no offend me. great set lux a muture mind of his own person lux .go god save the queen and rest in peace my friend god i did not know they were married so much for no offical fanclub my queen of the strings my heart goes out to you when you need it pal.metzy och you know what greasy individuals are like the men done excellent and ivy she was only the queen of 2 something and given wrong birth advice,still smiled and played the best yet true monster feedback screams from her rings and no bass you heard it second guitar precise coolness drums has a brainwash cariabeanen cruise ship robot ever been smoother what do you expect./////.....100

416 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8160 22:53

keas are literary hilter

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8160 23:22

I hope to god loli doesn't become illegal in the us

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8161 23:08

It can never be a bad thing, but it usually is

419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8162 21:33

Hehe big leagues. Remember it's not crumbs of old food in the ratty beards, it's crumbs of success on the hairy romance gravy train.

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8162 23:58

F-yeah, freakin' rockin, fellas... I never woulda found that freakin' merchant in a thousand years if it weren't fer yall. I spent like... what, 20 bux on that damn guide and it didn't have smack about where in the hell I could find 'im. I googled that bitch and had to peruse nearly 100 sites b4 I came upon this 'un. Y'all saved me life, you did. <thank you> <bio>tches! ^^

421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8163 19:11

Anyway, since its Europe, eventually somebody is going to be loading somebody else into boxcars.

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8164 05:37

So because it clicks that's supposed to justify spending often 3 times more, or more, than a conventional keyboard?

Edit: stop replying to this. Things like durability are a joke as no one, not even a dedicated typist wears out a keyboard due to too many keystrokes. Its due to excess force or mistreatment a keyboard would break. Response time and clicky and all that sure OK whatever. All that's been confirmed here is that they are 8/10 a circlejerk fad where all gamers think being mechanical suggests its worth $100+. Its a marketing tactic, that has successfully worked. While there might be slight advantages for some, the excessive price premium is an excuse to charge gamers more for a product they consider "gaming worthy" the real world performance difference between it and a membrane keyboard are minimal. For the price, they aren't worth it. And only when the fad is over will prices come down.

Edit: whooo first time I've made /r/bestof for a negative comment. Keep the downvotes rolling I got plenty of karma to burn.

423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8164 10:56

>>422
Wait until he learns about Topre switches and sees the price of Happy Hacking Keyboard.

424 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8164 12:15

"WHAT DO WE WANT?" "NOW!" "WHEN DO WE WANT IT!?" "FEWER RACE CONDITIONS!"

425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8164 19:34

maybe becouse u arent that far in the story.
just gon a little more with the story and come back and see if he has the new magicks n stuffs

426 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8164 22:23

are you joshing? The USA with it's Teddy "Tree-Hugger" Roosevelt and solar panels on the whitehouse and demanding more miles per gallon then physics can actually allow.??? i mean i get that the EPA is cucked by oil companies but it's hardly the US of A's fault that congress is full of corner whores. you're not living in a lead smog now thanks to the government, remember that.

427 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8164 22:54

All I can see is COCK

428 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8165 00:48

they're two emotionally stunted kids who desperately want to fuck eachother and that reaction you're having is likely the same one you would have if you listened to two 15 year olds flirt in real life, specifically one between a dumb homeschooled jock and a girl who does model UN

429 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8165 16:06

A lot of comments on here are Pretty stupied

430 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8165 21:19

THIS IS GODDAMN RELAXING

431 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8165 21:57

Fellini Satyricon

432 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8165 23:15

gWow! Neet!!h
5 of 5 stars
Reviewed 22 December 2012
Stopped on the way back to Boston from Mystic Seaport. Free admission and parking. But lots to see! If you are even remotely into subs or military hardware you WILL love this place. If you aren't, you should still find it interesting - lots of exhibits even the layman would enjoy. Real subs, cutaways of others, lots of pretty diagrams and pictures. And Santa was peaking out of one sub, which my daughter spotted and laughed and laughed. Tour the actual Nautilus with (free) supplied audio self-paced tour material.

433 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8166 03:11

Don't be thermodynamically retarded. Even your average cumslut knows that perpetual motion is impossible and that they require outside energy sources like your daddy's cock.

434 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8166 20:42

>just smoke opium

Of course! I'll just hit up my local old-timey China town opium den, I'll ride down on my bicycle that has one really big wheel and one teeny tiny wheel!
No one makes or sells just plain opium any more, you tool.

435 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8167 19:23

Cowabunga... Cow-a-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick! This game is as appealing as a fucking ooze-infested dirty fucking sewer rat shit! I've had more fun playing with dog turds! Shredder's my ass and Splinter's my balls, this game is an inside-out asshole regurgitated putrid anal fecal matter! I'd rather fucking yank all the hairs out of my scrotum! I'd rather drink diarrhea vomited out of a buffalo's anus! It sucking fucks, it fucking sucks, IT FUCKING BLOWS, IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT... and I don't like it.

436 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8168 03:20

I'm Syrian. I must be handled in a friendly manner. Mrs. Merkel invited me.

437 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8170 01:20

>>435 I'd rather eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer.

438 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8170 10:37

What is the first video game you beat?
For me it was either Lego Star Wars:The Complete Saga for PS2, or Ben 10 Protector of Earth for the Nintendo DS

439 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8171 07:47

how can filesystems be real if our files aren't real

440 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8171 19:53

Today, 6 plus billion people will arise in the morning and go about their day, a day that is everywhere eased and enriched by the discoveries of scientists as made concrete by engineers. And while a considerable minority of those worthy scientists and engineers profess islam as a faith, every one whose work makes life better for the human race is working outside of the Islamic world. Not one of the labor-saving, wealth-creating, suffering-destroying, and life-enriching technologies you will use today, whoever you are, was conceived and brought to market in that part of the world under any of the flags of mohammedanism.

It's not so much that they're opposed to modern civilization; increasingly, they're irrelevant to it. Like a bad-seed child, they have no positive accomplishments and no attainments to point to; they are reduced to vandalism and crime to seek attention.

441 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8172 20:11

That guy below me used to write good comments, then he took an arrow to the knee

442 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8172 22:10

I love movies where everyone is an idiot. Cohen Brothers films are great.

443 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8173 19:09

No you see it's racist for them to speak in Japanese accents because it reinforces all those old stereotypes about the Japanese being frog bankers from outer space who wear funny hats.

444 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8174 12:35

stop the hate just an opnion

445 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8175 13:19

It was a completely different time. They were completely different people. Husbands spent lifetimes with wives and never expressed a doubt to them. Wives spent lifetimes with husbands and never expected the husband to help or understand. Daughters and sons never spoke about sex, and only under the rarest and most relaxed situations would anyone speak about divorce, or even a neighbor who obtained a divorcec and then in the most hushed tones. A woman would never look a man in the eyes steadily. Oscar Wilde was probably the most offending, outrageous, cheeky, insulting, and affronting man of that era. You should really get your hands on some of his famous quotations. Yet youfll notice that they are all spoken like anyone you would meet today. Maybe a little cleverer.

446 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8175 19:51

You're surprised that analytical loners with a high tolerance for learning and a capacity for developing new systems are preppers? Really?

447 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8176 01:10

nigga u got places to be??

448 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8177 06:07

Not that this has any relevance, but afaik there are no electronic games that you play without a visual display (a.k.a. video). Multiplying graphical resolution, processing power, memory or changing peripherals do not change what they are. Sure due to they being more realistical and online now, you can give them a greater (or lower) purpose than just a pastime but that doesn't change the fact that it's pathetic suggesting you're somewhat special for spending more money on it than the average gamer. Different than VIDEOGAMES, having more "points" in RL doesn't mean you're a better player. Human society is way more complex than pre-programed systems. It's not simply a fact of "trying to keep up" with it. You're lucky you're able to dedicate a significant ammount of income to entertainment. There's nothing wrong on doing it, or being glad about it, but do not rub it on other people's face's. It's ridiculous. This goes not only for you, I know a lot of ppl who comment here think the same way as you do about this. I'm sorry if this sounds too dry for a game news site but we're living in a globally interconnected society now and you have to understand that it doesn't matter how much money you have, that does not makes the world spin around you.

449 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8177 17:23

I was born July 24th, 1923, in Bozeman, Montana, you dirt bag. I hope you dramatically trip and fall where nobody can hear you.

450 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8177 17:39

I want to go to a petting zoo and tell everyone I'm there to fondle the kids. "What? Baby goats are called kids and I want to cuddle and pet them!"

Then I'll molest their children behind the barn.

451 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8177 18:29

ED, for one. I guess it's an exception

452 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8178 19:35

When the family shall no longer have a head, and the great foundation for the subordination of children in the mother's example is gone; when the mother shall have found another sphere than her home for her energies; when she shall have exchanged the sweet charities of domestic love and sympathy for the fierce passions of the hustings; when families shall be disrupted at the caprice of either party, and the children scattered as foundlings from their hearthstone requires no wisdom to see that a race of sons will be reared nearer akin to devils than to men. In the hands ,of such a bastard progeny, without discipline, without homes, without a God, the last remains of social order will speedily perish, and society will be overwhelmed in savage anarchy.

453 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8179 18:32

Infuriating the Left is one of the most pro-social things a patriotic, freedom-loving American can do today. Bravo, Milo.

454 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8179 18:58

I stabbed my bully in the face with a pencil when I was 10. That was nearly twenty years ago. I saw him on the friends you may know feature on Facebook and he still has the scar. What was the question again?

455 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8179 22:31

>Donald trump will usher in a German-American Jesus Nazi empire

This post gave me schizophrenia.

456 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8180 04:50

You know what would probably be cheaper? Put some kids in a house with a tiger. You can call it The House Tiger. (Those brats will probably still name everything in an annoying fashion. "These are the Watchers. They watch the stairway. These are the Lockers. They lock the door. We call the beast the Growler.")

457 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8180 06:25

this song isn't at all repetitive...love the depth and sophistication of the subject here too. and this guy's elocution? clearly the man is really well educated and deep - and his girlfriend in the video? nice to see a woman who clearly hasn't subscribed to needing plastic surgery to create a bigger, (smellier) butt. ya...she's all natural and this song/video is the work of a musical genius...he's the next miles davis!

458 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8181 17:36

i know other countries like Brazil may have suckie internet because of their ISP pricing even the consoles there worth like 3 to 4 times than in US, i was like thank god i wasn't born there! but anyway not trying to be racist or anything discriminating other peoples language or race, its just a fact!

459 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8182 02:54

White snowpremacy: Snowstorms get more coverage than #blacklivesmatter because they're white, and here's the science that proves it

460 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8182 07:23

I summon the pasta.

461 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8182 19:02

He's also Japanese, and they have made a fine art out of politely not agreeing with people.

462 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8182 21:49

If you touch me when I'm stressed I will shriek and swat at you and make a scene. Yes even in public. Yes I'm 22, that means you've had 22 years to learn not to touch me, mom, so why are you calling me childish?

463 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8183 12:32

Our little chef needs something more elegant. The studded leather was fine for a warrior, but if she keeps fighting she'll make daddy cry again. And daddy crying means Evangelion yaoi.

464 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8183 23:57

>the lemon party men are almost certainly all dead

F

465 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8184 00:13

>>464
Holy shit
It's true

466 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8185 01:48

What's the useful payload? I assume it's limited to carrion baggage.

467 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8185 15:42

Talking cats! im blown out of my pants!

468 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8185 18:57

holy fuck my Nvidia chip is working again when did that fix itself also yay!

469 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8186 03:18

My rescue dog, who normally only howls at other animals and sex scenes on tv, is taking it to the screen now.

470 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8186 03:20

>>468 whoops. that should have gone in the current thought thread.

i have shamed us all :(

471 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8186 18:53

I think more directors should rip off Mad Max. Like, we could totally do a Canadian Mad Max, with huge snowmobile chases and fights over frozen lakes and shit. We could even do it low budget like the early ones.

472 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8186 20:47

The fact you can see the benefits means your brain is at least fully functioning and would save you from the genetic culling

Gene editing is worse because that will just increase the gap between the rich and everyone else massively. I don't really want to return to feudalism, especially not when the people ruling me will be there for bullshit reasons rather than actual natural selection

473 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8187 03:33

Gene editing could eliminate classism. Don't be so naive. Chances are, normal folks like us could probably reproduce, and get the assurance that our kids would get that extra little boost that would help them make it.

474 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8187 19:22

When typing text, it gives options previously entered. It is very good.
But that would be necessary after pressing "enter", he carried out an entire row with the team! He performs only what you typed and it is wildly angry.

475 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8187 21:02

If you're worried about potentially making a mess you clearly don't get the point of food on a stick.

476 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8188 16:42

I didnft see a sarcasm hashtag. is this serious? your calling out a whole group for the actions of some of itfs members. maybe youfve been unfortunate.

477 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8188 19:49

FUCK EVERYONE INVOLVED IN THIS SHIT!!!!! There is "weird" and there is stupid, and I wouldn't mind if it was "weird" but with than interesting plot able to explain or at least connect the weirdness, this shit was just FUCKING STUPID!!!!!!!

478 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8190 02:20

Survey: 1 in 4 Federal Employees Say They Will Consider Quitting If Trump Elected

479 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8190 18:17

tbh Amazon is run on excel

480 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8190 23:12

To err is human: to break down is to be mechanical: to really screw things up takes a computer.

481 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8191 01:43

What is interesting, for a Thomist-Aristotelian, is that a literal definition of "social justice" is that those who don't work, die.

482 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8191 02:22

Avery Morrow is a disqusting homosexual neofacist pedophile who needs to die. We must find Avery Morrow and brutally murder him. Avery Morrow's long flacid penis curves around into his anus and through his mouth into 0037's butt. He violently thrusts the flacid object through his mouth and into the ass of 0037. 0037 moans with joy. Avery Morrow has 10000 orgasms with force, filling 0037's colon with 2000 gallons of semen and dried smegma.The force of the orgasms makes Avery Morrow's penis turn erect, fracturing due to it's impossible curves. The force of his exploding penis blasts him backwards 10000000000km into the past. Suddenly 1000000000000000000000 shotas fall from the sky and he can't resists and fill them with cum and is assraped 10000 times in prison. His anus prolapses forever and he is always leaking shit. He was a basqu3 niggir the whole time the end.

483 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8191 20:17

... ... ...and Ifm a hyper-intelligent space weasel.

484 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8192 04:53

"Remember and commemorate the mistreatment of the Australia`s indigenous population"

?

That can be read several ways...

"Here`s a toast to grandpa."

"Hell, remember when he trained those Dingo`s to attack the fucking Abbos?"

"Yeah, i am sorry to see those days have passed by."

"Real sorry."

485 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8192 07:38

The phrase "there are good people and bad people in every society",
witch is pretty comon in intelctual life forms(lel).

486 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8193 01:15

Met him at a con in FL and he was really chill we talked for a while.
Vic micnogna was tehre too and he was cool too.Don't think he does vidya VA though

I imagine a lot of VAs are cool but I've only personally spoken with 3 and they were all cool, so small sample size.

487 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8193 18:05

Sixty percent of the Republican vote in Iowa last night went for two Hispanics and an African-American, and 100% of the Democrat vote went for a couple of tired, old, decrepit white people.

488 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8194 12:35

Well I guess it depends on what your definition a person is. I don't really consider politicians as people.

489 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8194 15:53

Or maybe Ifm just trying to get you to eat more cat food.

490 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8195 18:14

I can't wait until my Plusie is stronger and then I am going to Paralyze and Shock his stupid Pokemon.

491 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8197 07:17

bubsy lore just gets exponentially deeper day after day

it's like tolkien but with bubsy

492 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8197 08:29

Marvel can push this whole epick a sidef thing as hard as they like but thatfs not what Civil War is about. Civil War is about good people with good intentions, on roughly equal footing to start with, setting out to do the right thing and tearing each other apart in the process.

Civil War is an entire feature film about the moral grey zone and still so many people want to turn it black or white.

493 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8197 18:11

"Trust & Safety Council"

Yep. They've done it. They've actually created the Comité de salut publique. I wonder if they are self-aware enough to appreciate their naming decision?

494 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8198 04:39

Mr. Sword57 I'd like to inform you that Nintendo did not turn back on their culture. In fact, a lot of Japanese culture shines through Nintendo games. here is some recent proof: Splatoon- Inkopolis is heavily, HEAVILY inspired by Tokyo, most notibly Shibuya Crossing. note the yellow marks in the sidewalk, used to help blind people walk with a cane, note also Inkopolis Tower, which the Inklings use to power their city, is based on the Tokyo Tower which is used to broadcast TV channels and is also a major tourist spot. Note also the Rainmaker which is very much a Sachihoko, a fish dragon that protects from fires with rain storms. Pokemon- Vulpix and Ninetails are based on Kitsune, a Japanese fox spirit. Mawile is based on a Japanese folktale about how you shouldn't starve your wife. Wiscash is based on Onamazu, a massive catfish from Japanese mythology that causes massive earthquakes from underground. Dunsparce is based on the Tsuchinoko from Japanese folklore, also known as the Bee Snake. Frosslass is based on a Japanese Youkai called Yuki-Onna, meaning snow woman. Mario- First off I would like to point out that Mario and Nintendo single handedly saved the gaming industry after the crash of '83, before Sonic the Hedgehog even existed, now on to the Japanese culture references in Mario. The Tanuki suit is based on a Japanese creature that has super strength, is great with tools, and can shape shift it's testicles, there are also Tanuki in Super Mario Sunshine. The cat suit in Super Mario 3D Land is based on the Japanese Lucky Cat, which, depending on the color of the cat gives different types of luck. Also, Japan is in Mario 3. Animal Crossing- Tom, Tommy and Timmy Nook are Tanuki. Kapp'n is a Kappa, a Japanese Youkai that loves to play pranks and eat cucumber sushi. Yo-Kai Watch proves that they still love their culture, it was dumbed down and there were name changes for America. but the entire game is one big culture reference. While I do hold Sonic 1, 2, 3, and Sonic and Knuckles close to my heart, Sonic is not a perfect character, in fact he's far from it, he is meant to appeal to American 90s teens Becuase Sega had more sales in America than in Japan. the Sonic Adventure games is where Sonic started to plummet, they're full of glitches and bugs, the only fun parts are the Sonic segments. the rest is atrocious. the Knuckles segments are the worst, you picked out a single speck of good design in a game with horrible design, the character control is floaty and slippery at the same time. The Knuckles segments did not influence open world games, if anything Zelda(1985 Famicom 1986 NES) did, even The Elder Scrolls I: Arena. Those games didn't have you flying around a poorly created level with a metal detector trying to find gems in every nook and cranny. Sega has given up on their fanbase, as evidenced by Sonic Boom. That game was the nail on the coffin for Sonic the Hedgehog. Take all this from me, a guy who took Japanese throughout high school and has an interest in Japanese culture, but doesn't worship it. It's okay to have your own point of view towards things, but don't insult them. Respect Nintendo for the fanbase they've raised since the dawn of gaming, before Sonic and Sega. I was raised with Nintendo, Shigeru Miyamoto, Masahiro Sakurai, and Satoru Iwata are my heroes, and my inspiration to go into the field of Game Design. Sincerely, A Nintendo Gamer

495 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8198 19:40

As a non-American (don't judge, I was born this way) how do super delegates piss in the soup for Sanders? My understanding is they are worth more than a pleb/delegate vote and most of them are pledged to Queen Cacklepants.

496 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8199 18:54

>If Toby Fox had been just a little less heavy-handed on the "you can't kill people forever for any reason and everyone is really good inside and wants to be your friend", it might have been a little better, but randomly slaughtering people for no good reason in RPGs is his big bone to pick with the genre.

Sounds like someone got butthurt by murderhobos.

497 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8200 02:02

I had a strange dream about Hiro last night wherein he gave me a ring on my cell phone to talk to me about something I posted on /qa/. How he got the number I had no idea but I did appreciate the admin of 4chan calling me up to talk about things when I'm so lonely otherwise.

I tried to explain my point of view to him but he wasn't making any sense at all. He was speaking perfect English but the answers he was giving made no sense in the context. What's more the idea of speaking to him when he had no accent made no sense so my sleeping brain retconned the process and gave him a fucking French accent instead. Anyhow something happened and me and my mum had to go to a Walmart in Paris to meet the big nosed bastard and for whatever reason there was wall to wall pickles because that's what the French were known for in my dream. So while browsing these pickles Hiro snuck up on my mum and scared her just to have a giggle

Apparently some sort of holy week was going in France at the time and everyone was playing Quake. I've never played Quake a day in my life but apparently my brain felt it was something to throw in the dream. Hiro's point of view is that during this holy week 4channers should get together and play in a Quake clan to fight the Russians who apparently also celebrated this holy week just for the opposite reason like France and Russia fought in some epic Quake war in the past they commemorate for one week out of the year.

I agreed with Hiro's notions because I'm quite suggestible and agreeable in my dreams and then promptly woke up

The moral to this story is that your Hiros never live up to your dreams of them.

498 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8200 16:58

First off, it's not so much a song, per-say, as it is simply just music..and if you don't like it, then screw off.

499 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8200 20:15

Don't knock lite brite, man. We're planning a fundraising drive to replace our potato servers with much faster lite brite servers

500 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8200 20:30

The Bernie Sanders campaign is the Occupy Wall Street movement, but without girls getting raped in tents.

501 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8200 21:16

Homosexuals are named after cigarettes because they suck butts and are discardable after a brief lifespan.

502 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8200 21:38

If people actually detected the stupidity behind superficial appearances the world would be a very different place.

503 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8201 04:56

She isn't even that attractive for a little girl.

504 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8201 20:58

>YOU CAN PLAY THE GAME AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WANT

This is actual line from the today advertisement.

505 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8201 21:44

Please stop unfairly comparing Lucifer to Hillary Clinton.

Lucifer's only "crime" was to refuse to be a slave. And yes it's no coincidence that that's the worst possible thing to a strictly heirarchical religion that's been controlled by government (or been the government) for most of the last 2000 years.

506 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8202 04:54

the american political conversation has become so polluted that people will nod in aggrement when ted cruz threatens to curtail our first amendment rights at the behest of his corporate overlords

507 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8202 10:47

I want to transform into a tapeworm and live in my waifu's colon!

508 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8202 16:32

>>478 How many of them are government people that we can't live without and how many are just losers who get hired for Keynesian reasons.

509 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8202 18:24

>>508
"government people we can't live without"

ha ha ha

510 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8204 02:32

Whoever pulls me out of you would be crowned King of England.

511 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8204 13:57

Genre: Reality

512 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8204 19:45

Happy Birthday, KAITO, you homo.

513 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8205 00:35

I'll slap the goofy out yo ass

514 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8205 01:30

It's not like the movies with loud cracking fists and yelling. This wasn't like anything the fighters had hoped for, and nothing like the audience would stay around for. Their little balled up hands made awful patting noises as their jaws and their ribs were jolted and bludgeoned again and again, and it was not glamorous and there was no winning and glory and no not even glory in the void it left in place of hope. The two didn't stop though. They were both gone, their bodies were now communal machines and they wouldn't stop until they were broken. Those machines spilled their sick red oil in ropes across the ground and it made little pits and plips as it dribbled off the collars of their shirts. Their heads were hit until they could not see and their hands hit until they could not close. No, there was no yelling. Just sad and hurting slobbers and spits and whines. Their mouths were all spit up and turgid like ripe fruit and their eyes were covered by their purple bleeding shells. They thrust and kneed and bit until the first one passed out and the sound the head made when it hit the ground was enough to know this one would never get back up, and even so the other continued to maul and gore it until it too passed out, lunging forward and laying still with its stomach atop the head of the other. There was no audience to help or clean or call. There were no fighters either.

515 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8205 17:16

I use it frequently after reading Clockwork Orange, where Alex carefully composed his outfits in the "heighth of fashion" I like the extra emphasis and the texture of the word.

516 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8206 05:05

Clearly you aren't dedicated enough, if your reaction to being white isn't to make yourself even better to prove just how much better you are and -can be-. What sort of self-hating white man are you that you don't get eighteen different Masters and Doctorates so that you can tell your non-white neighbor "Hey, fuck you, I'm better."

Why aren't you reaching peak physical capability so you can walk down to a Home Depot and tell the "unpaid employees" that "Yeah, I'm better than you."

Not becoming the sex-god you are destined to be so that you can walk over to your other neighbors house and fuck the guy's wife so you can say "Well this is better than I expected."

It's like you don't even appreciate your heritage, anon.

517 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8207 07:21

I have become comfortably numb

518 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8207 12:43

Someday, I'm going to do a thing.

519 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8207 14:55

Why are the comments disabled on nasa youtube?? And why are there no real pictures of earth from space?!?!

520 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8207 23:46

Liberals, 1932: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself."
Liberals, 2016: "Misogyny! Racism! Rape culture! OMG! I need a trigger warning!"

521 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8207 23:53

The Japanese version is UroZookidoji

522 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8208 15:20

I use akinator to find porn stars to jerk to.
Just name what I'd want to see this time and find pron with his guess if I like the picture, make him guess more if I don't like.

523 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8208 15:25

>>522 that is actually brilliant

524 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8208 16:25

He argues, from reading a very large stack of Feminist books, that Feminism was founded on helping mentally ill women deal with their illness by creating a political problem out of it.

525 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8208 19:10

Twitter is a private firm & perfectly free to ban/shadowban me or anyone else. It's not like I'm asking them to bake me a gay wedding cake.

526 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8209 12:04

random screaming and public ejaculation runs in the dynasty I'd like to think.

527 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8210 13:44

white people are racist by default (in the united states as well as other countries). are you white? congrats, youfre racist, and herefs the explanation:
you grew up in a racist society -> you were socialized to be racist thanks to racism being a dominant ideology -> you benefit from racism -> youfre racist no matter how much u think youfre not.
unlearning it is going to be a constant battle and u will never unlearn it fully. accept this. it is ingrained in you as a result of your upbringing and the media youfve consumed. the sooner you come to terms with your own racism, the sooner u can better yourself. recognize the problem in yourself instead of setting yourself apart from those gotherh white people.

528 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8211 06:25

Fuck off, I was plenty calm and reasonable until you started piling the ignorant replies onto me so this is what you get now you backpedaling fuckstick. Drop it if you don't have a real reply or I'll keep reminding you that your inability to play Mario is the real problem at hand here.

529 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8211 06:40

It may be because she still wants to feel or be seen as feminine despite her job being beating the shit out of people. She probably got enough shit about being mannish or whatever from insecure people and maybe she likes to, in certain ways, feel like a girl.

I feel like Rhonda Rousey would probably like to be fairly submissive in bed. Maybe she doesn't want to hear "wow bro ur abs r so hard and ur pits r so hairy." Maybe she wants to hear how pretty and soft she is.

I'm masturbating as I type this.

Also, OP is insane and his genius is dubious.

530 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8211 17:45

The fascists boot lickers just come right out of the woodwork, don't they?

I blame our history teachers/football coaches who make their students memorize a list of dates and call that teaching.

531 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8211 21:08

Maybe if she wasn't on the edge of menopause at 16. I want my grandkids to be Hercules, not a litter of Hannibals.

532 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8212 07:38

No, I meant balling. I'd go to the god damn NBA for them.

533 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8212 09:56

534 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8212 17:20

My friends then proceeded to uncover the coworker's disturbingly huge stash of hardcore porn while I played with the cats.

535 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8213 04:05

Also about 15 minutes into my showing a mom and grandma brought in a 9 year old boy and all three sat right in front of me with him in the middle. Both mom and grandma scrambled to cover his eyes during the strip club scene and he sighed really loudly. It was kinda cute.

536 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8213 06:54

Inside it smells, on top it rains.

537 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8214 02:43

We'll put it to a vote

I'll just disregard the results if they don't agree with me, and you can disregard them if they don't agree with you

Does that sound fair?

538 Name: (L<_M @j : 1993-09-8215 03:36

The fare sold out. This means that DL predicts it will sell seats at higher prices. If it is correct, it will sell the seats at higher prices. If it is incorrect, it can offer the cheap seats again later. Even if the seat map is an accurate representation of how full the flight is (and it is not), that has nothing to do with what DL can sell over the next 5 weeks.

DL has access to vast amounts of data which you don't. Unless you've got data suggesting that DL should open up more L inventory because it can't sell at L+, you've got your answer.

UA and AA don't do it any differently. So real question is, what does it matter whether DL wants your trade or not?

539 Name: i* L_T`j : 1993-09-8215 09:10

He gonna live forever with Satoshi in Shit coin Tron land.

I wanna be like scrooge McDuck, swimming in a warehouse basement full of 20 dollar gold coins.

Oh well, each to his own.

540 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8216 16:19

Sonic the hedgehog was the my first console game.
And when i start first level.
I cry it.

541 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8216 20:30

Non-stop through desert. Salisbury steak sweater. They figured I was Bruce Jenner, the way I transgender.

542 Name: i* L_T`j : 1993-09-8216 22:55

So next time someone says "Does a bear shit in the woods?" I'd say "only some of the time. A bear neither urinates nor defecates in the winter months. And, due to deforestation and the encroachment of urban and suburban development, many bears venture into cities and resorts looking for food, causing them to shit in an urban environment rather than a forested one."

And then Picard will be like "That's quite enough Mr. Data" and Riker will smirk like a smug little bitch.

543 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8217 18:47

Literally, no amygdala. If you remove the amygdala of a monkey, you can slap it in the face, and it wonft have any reaction. It wonft get angry, it wonft fight you, and it wonft be fearful around you in the future. You can slap it again, and it will go on as if nothing happened again. These are the exact same idiots.

544 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8218 23:13

TX voter here. They had two separate lines-- one for each party. The Repub line was much longer-- typical middle class white voters. The Dem line was almost entirely racial minorities or what looked like the whites on Medicaid.

545 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8219 20:30

Local store is selling childrenfs suitcase with wheels which doubles as ride-on hippo toy.

No adult sized version available.

546 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8220 10:28

Hey,
as you probably know, many people who look at anime often tend to like hentai. And I have watched some hentai, but I really don't get it. How can anyone like it? Sure, some of the parts can be really fun, but mostly it's just sick! How can grown up people seriosly sit and watch at drawned rape scenes?! Offcourse not all hentai is about grest demons raping small innocent grils, that seem to like to be raped, but I still don't get it. Because hentai is only a very strange perverted version of porn.

547 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8220 20:20

everyone likes to laugh at rms when he starts going on about how cellphones spy on their users even when they are powered off, but an aunt of mine recently told me a story about how she was talking to her kids (in person, not on the phone) about how she needs to go get aluminum foil, and then she picked her iPhone up off the counter and the first thing it showed her was an ad for Reynolds Wrap.

548 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8220 20:21

No shit, retard. That is my fucking opinion. Did I say "this is a fact, can we put this on the constitutions of the world?" fucking retard low effort comments like this dismissing me without even mentioning how I am wrong or right. Fuck off or I'll fuck you off. I am so sick of being disliked for BEING CIVIL and just EXPRESSING my opinion. Did I offend you? No. I merely said what I thought of this and if this is the way you treat me. I am entitled to more than fucking word, I deserve fucking meaning. You do not get the right nore the inclination to disagree wITHOUT FUCKING BACKING your shit up. Any fucking fag can just disagree and say "no no you are wrong" but it takes a fucking man with a real fucking dick to go "here is why you are wrong" back in my day that WAS called respect. Now you fucking faggots sit here circlejerking about current movies or games or whatever fucking celebrity is in. that IS YOUR OPINION. not my opinion, I have nobody to blame but you. I shared my feelings, I expressed my emotions. I OPENED UP TO YOU FAG and you do this shit? It's called empathy. Not this crappy low effort waste of time, if I knew how to, I would find you and force you into a little room with no water and THEN SEE HOW IT FEELS WHEN YOU DO THIS TO ME. Happy. TO ME. I want you to delete your fucking comment, then come back and type a rational response to what you agree or disagree with. I am not a english teacher, I am not expecing a fuck 10 page essay on why I am wrong. I want to discuss and share and FUCKING LEARN, not be a robot and just dismiss anything we disagree with. Did your fucking mom make you read cereal boxes while she went fucking other men or something, you have no class, no respect. Fuck you, sorry if I offended, but you need to learn what you did was not fucking right. not at all. So in summation, delete this, I am sick of seeing this shit. Then I want you to kill yourself and stuff your fucking fat face with your fucking faggot hands.

549 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8221 01:05

What's next? The "V-Team," where four hardcore mercenary chicks run around taking private rescue missions?

550 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8221 07:26

Actually, Scandinavian magic worked like this. Magic was considered gay, and all magicians were either women or passive homosexuals.
Ancient Slav magic worked similarly. There have been warlocks - male only, witches - female only. These two kinds were different in some way but had similarities. Also, there are gender magic types in Ukraine: harakternyks were male only cossack wizards - capable of shapeshifting, making their skin hard as metal, and similar battle magic; witches were your typical female only European type witches; molfars were Carpathian male-only wizards who only use white magic; there were also female-only rituals for divination, blessing, charming and other things, and a few male-only rituals - mostly for charming.

551 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8221 15:35

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.

552 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8221 17:54

Man, he looks incredibly Jewish today.
I swear he looked more normal a few months ago, now just looking at him drains my bank account.

553 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8221 20:40

This would be an interesting conceptual approach for 'Mandingo.'

Think of it - big strapping musclebound white guys raping wealthy beautiful black women (there are some, believe it or not) while weak black twerps look on in helpless rage and terror.

554 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8222 22:24

me or him could do it i guess

555 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8223 14:42

This post is full of nostalgia and vaguely defined emotional reasoning.

It's also gay as fuck.

556 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8223 15:37

lets celibate and suck some dick.

557 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8223 15:38

I have to believe that this "hula hoop" shit that gets posted in every Portal thread is bait.

The analogy is constructed specifically to remove the most relevant aspect of the thought experiment, i.e., that the entrance and exit of the portal have different velocities. Any analogy in which the entrance and exit do not have different velocities does not apply. If you insist on using that analogy, then it works better as evidence in favor of option B, because the motion that matters is that of the cube relative to the "exit" end of the hula hoop. If your reference frame is that of the hula hoop, the cube enters at a high speed and exits at a high speed.

558 Name: i L_T`j : 1993-09-8223 17:42

A reminder that seeds of life do survive, even under the harsher conditions and circumstances, waiting the right moment to flourish...

559 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8223 22:25

You're dumb.
You're going to die and leave a dumb corpse.

560 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8224 01:12

561 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8224 01:13

>>560
I had a feeling a DQN wrote that.

562 Name: i L_T`j : 1993-09-8225 05:35

Sometimes I wonder if our ancestors will look back at autistic shitposters as the avant garde artists of our time.

563 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8225 11:14

More primordial beast viscera washing ashore than I expected, but that's okay.

564 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8225 14:02

>people butthurt since they're too small-minded to imagine living in an economy that isn't a market economy

wwwww

565 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8225 21:25

BORN, INTO A CREW.
THERE'S NO CHOICE, BUT STRETCH HIS ARMS OUT FOR YOU.
HE HAS NO STYLE, HAS NO GRACE.
THIS KONG HAS A FUUUUUUNNY FACE.

NOT CONTENT TO HANDSTAND THIS WAY,
ONLY WHEN HE NEEDS TO,
GOT TO PLAN HIS DISPERSAL,
TIME TO INFLATE HIMSELF LIKE A BALLOOOOOOOOON!

566 Name: i L_T`j : 1993-09-8225 22:44

i like it but how do we use frigid feminist cunts to save the glaciers

567 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8226 02:26

I just discovered that plasti dip comes in glow in the dark varieties. I may have to do terrible car stuff with this knowledge

568 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8226 02:52

17 months?! Seems like it would be easier for them to find an unreleased movie that's already been made and just add robots and Chewbacca to it.

569 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8226 22:11

When Paul Tsongas was running for President he carried a stuffed panda, and in his New England accent would say, "Dissa panda beah," implying that unlike the competition, Tsongas would not "panda" to the voters.

570 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8227 04:17

Is your back up against the wall? Do you hate privacy? Would you like to own a 2-seater toilet? Now you can! Recent advances in Mexican toilet technology allow the average American citizen to double up on the savings big time. Cut your reading time in half. Enjoy the companionship while you stick it the man forever!

571 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8227 16:11

This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang
But with a dance party

572 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8227 16:37

You American intellectuals - you want so desperately to feel besieged and persecuted!

573 Name: ‚c‚‚‹‚™‚•‚Ž ‡‚4 : 1993-09-8227 22:45

I'd say the internet reveals the true nature of people. Whenever the trolls make the occasional honest post or some news service tracks them down they're almost always miserable people leading miserable lives. I wouldn't be surprised if a good number of them blame society/other people for their problems as well. Whenever I see a troll these days I just remember that my life is many times better than theirs, and I should just let them have this outlet because they probably don't have much else.

574 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8229 04:51

Inbreeding would explain so much about you.

575 Name: The VIPPERand : 1993-09-8229 07:22

+Alper Hacıoğlu then....a.a.a.a.a.a..o.o.o.o.o,o,o just SAY IT ;).........

576 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8229 07:52

>DVD from a support group for anal addicts
>he relapsed and bought an anal magazine

Stay strong op

577 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8229 17:09

My favorite sign from one of the vibrant protesters:
No Mexicans = No Tacos

I shit you not.

Wow, that really gave me pause, I mean people - I think maybe we haven't thought this thing through...

578 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8229 20:49

Here's the explanation to the joke.

Slavoj Zizek is a contemporary Marxist philosopher, best known for making pervy jokes, have weird mannerisms, and talking about Kung Fu Panda on YouTube. One of the main things that he drives at is that we need to critique our "ideology". He thinks that the capitalist ideology is so permeated in some parts of the world (such as the USA) that an alternative has become inconceivable for most people. Zizek is using the term "ideology" in a fairly specialized sense in the tradition of Marx, you can read more on what he means in the linked IEP articled.
While he has said that he is sympathetic in some ways to people like Obama and Bernie Sanders, who seek to make minor incremental changes to make capitalism more bearable (he calls it "capitalism with a human face"), he does claim that people on the left need to remain sharply critical of them (when he says "people on the left", he means actual socialists, i.e. people who wish to abolish capitalism, not the American left). So, while Zizek doesn't believe we should oppose raising the minimum wage, etc, it certainly wouldn't be a "socialist utopia" that he would hope the distant future would have attained.
Oh, and if you are a Bernie Sanders fan or something like that, please don't email me with Oxford dictionary definitions of "socialism". I couldn't possible care. I'm explaining Zizek's ideas, and raising the minimum wage or whatever isn't really Zizek's idea of socialism (which is the normal definition - workers owning the means of production), so...email him.

579 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8230 14:20

Simplification and unification of language is going to be a strong point in cultures in the near, though.

Cultures have spent centuries creating overly complicated languages when there wasn't much else to learn and scholars had tons of time on their hands to add flourish to languages to separate scholarly, noble, military and peasant things.

These days humans have way more things to learn, like math, sciences, technical skills. It takes 12 years for English students to master English. Japanese students take a long time mastering Japanese. Arabic languages are the same. In other countries with simpler language structure (eg: spanish with simple sentence structure, verb conjugation) they have a competitive advantage by needing less time to integrate the language into new students which means more time (and brain space) left to learn more things. That's why folks in some European countries learn 4 languages ... they learn simple ones like Italian and Spanish and German, then add in a complex one like English.

However, the simplification and unification of languages will also break down communication barriers and bring folks together to exchange ideas easier. Currently we're seeing English and Japanese and German and Spanish as main languages. But, these can be condensed and simplified into a common language. They need to in order to alleviate brain space for more important things. It will happen naturally over time, and the most optimal language won't win. Like languages today we'll probably see a merger of other languages into a single one. But, it will happen over time. And it's much needed.

580 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8231 18:16

I heard an African American lady on the radio ripping into the Black Lives Matter people about wasting their time protesting Trump while a few miles away, black kids were shooting and killing other black kids over the right to sell illegal drugs on street corners.

581 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8232 02:04

Chick-fil-A is fried chicken for white people. Pricier but better quality just like the white labor force.

582 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8232 15:28

Socialism is NOT this warm-and-fuzzy, happy little fluffy utopia where everyone shares everything and we all braid each otherfs hair and sing happy campfire songs. Socialism advocates stealing – and that cannot be done without instilling a certain amount of fear in those who are being stolen from.

583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8232 15:57

>>581 this is true. Chick-fil-A is basically the opposite of Church's Chicken.

584 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8232 16:10

>>583
This hurts as I had Church's for dinner last night

585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8232 20:00

Lol, why is she showing her armpits?

586 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8232 22:52

what if your mom is a terrible women filled with cocks

oh wait it's true

587 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8233 03:07

Democrats vow to burn the country down over Ted Cruz statement, 'The overwhelming majority of violent criminals are Democrats'

588 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8233 23:09

>>582
This comment bothers me, as if capitalism didn't advocate stealing (by appropiating the surplus value of labor, or "profitting"), and didn't need the use of force in order to legitimize private ownership through fear of reprehension. I guess capitalism is so taken as a given, you can describe it to a T as something foreign and scary and still not realize that which you fear is right in front of you.

589 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8235 21:27

I stayed out of the Republican nomination voting process simply because there was no candidate I could fully get behind. The being said, if Trump does get the nomination, I will not hesitate to vote for him over Hillary or Sanders. The fact that his Presidency might send a bunch of whiny little cunts into epileptic trigger fits would just be a side-perk.

590 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8235 22:20

they were hoping the artsy sex and violence would bring normies. and it did... for as long as they could get away with it. As every time they showed a bit of violence, gore, and/or sex, the FCC got an ocean of complaints about the violence, gore, and/or sex, meaning the loophole that allowed NBC to show that bit of violence, gore, and/or sex was closed, further restricting what could be shown on broadcast.

So by the third season all they could show was subtextual male/male homolust. Which strangely does not draw normies.

591 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8236 20:10

When men pop up saying gIfve been falsely accused of rape/sexual assaulth all I hear is gI refuse to consider that I did violate boundaries while relying on non-verbal cues for consent, I refuse to believe that I actually hurt someone, and I clearly know better than the person whofs boundaries I crossed.h

592 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8236 22:46

And the other is "Socrates the demon Cat From HELL! Buwahahaha! You are All DOOMED!"

593 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8236 22:53

Yes, I would be glad about that! I wish I would meet a girl who shares that tilt with me... I am dreaming of sucking snot and boogers of a pretty girl's nose...

594 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8237 17:52

Have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants," and add just a few more letters, it spells: "go home you free-loading, benefit-grabbing, resource-sucking, non-English speaking assholes and take those other hairy-faced, sandal-wearing, bomb-making, camel-riding, goat-humping, raggedy-ass bastards with you!"

595 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8238 00:05

Wednesday.

Wed-ding
Nes-tle
Day

That's how I remember how to spell it.
I am not a smart man.

596 Name: i L_T`j : 1993-09-8238 19:20

I never have trouble remembering the 'n' because I am aware of the etymology (Woden's day).

597 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8239 23:46

Top of the list for me are the toilets that have tongues and rim you clean. Gets all the way up in there. Pretty refreshing once you get used to it, apparently.

598 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8240 05:52

PJ O'Rourke had it right.

> as frightening as terrorism is, it's the weapon of losers. The minute somebody sets off a suicide bomb, you can be sure that person doesn't have 'career prospects.' And no matter how horrendous a terrorist attack is, it's still conducted by losers. Winners don't need to hijack airplanes. Winners have an Air Force.

599 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8240 06:15

Because he was a man of the people, a man of simple pleasures. Do you think some fake ass nigga like Obama would smoke crack with local black guys? Fuck no. Rob Ford was an everyman in politics and that is why the Jews hated him.

600 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8240 15:26

With one vote for Trump I can vote against Ryan, Pelosi, Mitch, Harry, Boehner, Bill & Hillary, Obama, Mittens, Kerry and the Republican Elite.
Who could pass that up?

601 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8240 16:45

I'm not gay nigga I'm just open minded.

You best be careful talking to me like that you finna get yo toes sucked

602 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8241 00:46

In Albuquerque, the flow of time is distorted. The flow of time itself is convoluted; with heroes centuries old phasing in and out.

603 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8242 18:56

Butchered, huh? Makes sense. It is the religion of pieces...

604 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8243 18:59

bands like Disturbed, Godsmack, and Drowning Pool own compared to this shit...ur missing out check them out

605 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8245 06:18

Itfs important to remember that neurotypical physically disabled people need to actively confront their ableism towards neurodivergent people and that ablebodied neurodivergent people need to actively confront their ableism towards physically disabled people. Being disabled in one way does not mean that we cannot be ableist towards other groups of disabled people.

606 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8245 16:16

That we will get to see Sausage Party but not The Goon is fucking heartbreaking.

607 Name: i L_T`j : 1993-09-8245 17:29

Although it's 2016[9]

608 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8245 20:39

The eco-friendly, pro-Green, pro-Sustainability black guy: a fantasy of the White Liberal Mind.

The real black wants an Escalade or 300 (if he canft swing a Bentley); and you could fit 10,000 of those Smart Growth houses into his ideal gcribh.

Pure BS.

609 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8247 19:51

meaning by wnker-6969420
So on a scale of 1-10 I give this a 151. As in the 151 OG Pokemon! Bulbasaur, Ivysaur, Charmander, Charmeleon, Charizard, Squirtle, Wartortle, Blastoise, Caterpie, Metapod, Butterfree, Weedle, Kakuna, Beedrill, Pidgey, Pidgeotto, Pidgeot, Rattata, Raticate, Spearow, Fearow, Ekans, Arbok, Pikachu, Raichu, Sandshrew, Sandslash, Nidoran, Nidorina, Nidoqueen, Nidoran, Nidorino, Nidoking, Clefairy, Clefable, Vulpix, Ninetales, Jigglepuff, Wigglytuff, Zubat, Golbat, Oddish, Gloom, Vileplume, Paras, Parasect, Venonat, Venomoth, Diglett, Dugtrio, Meowth, Persian, Psyduck, Golduck, Mankey, Primeape, Growlithe, Arcanine, Poliwag, Poliwhirl, Poliwrath, Abra, Kadabra, Alakazam, Machop, Machoke, Machamp, Bellsprout, Weepingbell, Victreebell, Tentacool, Tentacruel, Geodude, Graveler, Golem, Ponyta, Rapidash, Slowpoke, Slowbro, Magnemite, Magneton, Farfetch'd, Doduo, Dodrio, Seel, Dewgong, Grimer, Muk, Shellder, Cloyster, Gastly, Haunter, Gengar, Onix, Drowzee, Hypno, Krabby, Kingler, Voltorb, Electrode, Exeggcute, Exeggutor, Cubone, Marowak. Hitmonlee, Hitmonchan, Lickitung, Koffing, Weezing, Rhyhorn, Rhydon, Chansey, Tangela, Kangaskhan, Horsea, Seadra, Goldeen, Seaking, Staryu, Starmie, Mr. Mime, Scyther, Jynx, Electabuzz, Magmar, Pinsir, Tauros, Magikarp, Gyarados, Lapras, Ditto, Eevee, Vaporeon, Jolteon, Flareon, Porygon, Omanyte, Omastar, Kabuto, Kabutops, Aerodactyl, Snorlax, Articuno, Zapdos, Moltres, Dratini, Dragonair, Drogonite, Mewtwo, Mew

610 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8248 02:23

Vlad Tepes did what leftists want us to do, elevate moslems above his own people. He used pikes, but rope/lamppost would be more efficient.

611 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8248 23:14

>not keeping a microSD snug and secure in your urethra

612 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8249 12:30

Absolute cowboys. Extremely unhelpful and rude. Avoid like the plaque.

613 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8249 14:43

KAYIHURA YOU ARE ANOTHER HITLER. VERY EVIL AND INHUMANE!! YOU BELONG TO THE CELLS OF CRIMINALS THAT BREACH HUMAN RIGHTS. ONCE YOUR BALD HEADED USELESS EMPTY HEAD LEAVES THE FACE OF UGANDA, YOU WILL PAY ALONE. BARE THAT IN MIND WITH YOUR SORRY ARSE SLAVES LIKE KAWEESA AND ENNANGA.

614 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8250 06:19

Yesterday when I voted, the lady said "thank you for voting" and I said "it's funny, because as an anarchist I don't believe in any of this, I'm just voting to help make sure Donald Trump doesn't win" and she stared at me for a couple of seconds and said "okay." xD

615 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8250 17:07

Re: shipping, Anakin is the only Star Wars character who ever had sex, and we all know how that turned out for him.

616 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8251 15:41

I canft help but thinkc if Social Justice was like Buddism how would karma translate? gThe patriachy is oppressing you because you oppressed the patriachy in an earlier lifeh?

617 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8251 20:03

this it incredibly stupid because the equation references itself without a base case, so it's impossible to solve
f(x) = 1 + f(x)/2
f(x) = 1 + f(x)/2 + f(x)/4
and on and on and on
it will infinitely approach $2, but never reach it ever
this problem is stupid and you are stupid

618 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8252 01:47

There are many people lacking health insurance, and
when they are hospitalized, the hospitals transfer the
cost of their care to paying customers, so why not
force everyone to purchase health insurance?

619 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8253 21:43

Imagine the future, where a human face is crushed by a fatty in a Doc Johnson, forever.

620 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8254 17:02

Twas the Night Before Christmas

and all through the house,

Not a creature was stirring

Not even a mouse...

When what to delighted eyes should appear,

But a fab pair of stockings,

For someone to wear!

They were beautifully made,

From their heel to the hip,

Which fitted quite snugly and didn't let slip.

They were soft to the touch,

And they looked quite amazing.

They were red, white and stripey

Great hold-up creations...

They weren't pricey or cheap,

They were tasteful and useful...

My other half loved them and felt they weren't wasteful.

They stretched over skin,

Like a hand in a glove...

And the white washed up well too,

As white as a dove.

So if you are wondering,

Is Santa quite real...?

Then purchase these stockings...

And the magic, you'll feel!

621 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8254 19:26

it is a personal affront to me that anyone could believe that revolutionary leader whose whole family got blown up and the drug dealer who lives out of his van with his dog bro wouldn't succeed at settling down and finding a townhouse in a nice school district, despite their having bonded over getting abducted and blowing up government officials

622 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8256 00:50

I heard he broke his arm in Hollywood, but refused treatment because of the white cast.

623 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8257 03:33

Those are brick layers who have left humanity behind.

624 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8257 17:01

Keep my 1k and dama with 5m. Will chii 6p with 78 if kamicha throws it. Will riichi upon drawing 4p (with 8p) or 6p (if not too late). Since the dora are out, it's our dealer turn and it's only East 1, I don't feel any remorse pushing a mangan/haneman tenpai...

625 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8257 17:01

I can't get over how perfectly it's recreated. It's simultaneously the off-white, deliciously chunky 1970s-looking three foot studio model, and a mile-long immaculately-detailed 2016-vintage spaceship. The windows are all incandescent-bulb yellow, but also sell the scale perfectly. It's blowing my mind. I want to read a dissertation by everyone involved in how they made it, because it can't be as straightforward as it seems, or else things would look that perfect all the time.

626 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8257 23:13

This is good for many reasons.

The machine will not make false rape allegations.

The machine cannot get pregnant.

The machine cannot assault you then call the cops resulting in your arrest.

The machine can satisfy your needs without providing cash and prizes to it.

The machine can be utilized at your convenience.

The music is awesome.

627 Name: (L„tMG) : 1993-09-8258 02:15

>>626
But just think of how many brick layers it'll put out of business!

628 Name: (L„tMG) : 1993-09-8258 16:14

Shouts out to NoName players
Always getting impossible waits
Always ˆê”­ ƒcƒ‚
Always leaving the match halfway if they aren't in 1st place
Always making me want to die
Also shouts out to ranked tenhou driving me bonkers

629 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8258 19:31

Wait, since Aiden is in the game, does that mean we can get SFM porn of him???

630 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8259 10:16

I am 25, and for the last seven or so years I've believed that Gensokyo exists and that somehow it's possible to go there (without dying). I don't know what it says about me that I still cling to this belief, even though deep down I understand that it's impossible. I just can't let go of it, because I find the idea of it to be beautiful, and my life is completely empty and directionless. So after such a long time my belief has expanded to the point where I have a physical location for Gensokyo, where it used to be when it was still part of this world, and I've developed a rudimentary understanding of the boundaries. The key to everything lies "between". Between life and death, waking and sleeping, night and day, fantasy and reality. And the colours are connected to this idea. The red and the blue. I've started to believe that it is possible to learn Yukari's power. I have fallen in love with the colour purple, I believe it is the way out of this world. I think that if other people knew about this they would diagnose me with something.

I've been yearning for a way out of this existence ever since I can remember, definitely at least from age 5, probably longer, since I was shunned by humans even at age 3 when first placed among them. I still kind of believe that I wasn't supposed to exist in the first place.

631 Name: (L„tMG) : 1993-09-8259 11:44

>>630
holy shit i think you quoted a good friend of mine . is that skyscraper?

632 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8259 13:04

633 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8259 13:12

In my defense, all I wanted to do was kill the unicorns.

634 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8259 21:07

Every time I see SpongeBob with his underwear on his head, all I can think is, "BONER!" I never gave it much thought as a child. The things that go over our heads as kids.

635 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8261 09:40

I agree, but sex with 12 year olds is way underrated

636 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8262 16:48

This is a very serious problem. Ever since I could walk I have been unable to put on pants. I have always been outcasted and chided for not being able to wear anything other than shorts. I am now moving to Massachusetts where it will be very cold and I don't think I will be able to continue to wear shorts. Please give me any tips or tricks that you use to put on pants. Thank you.

637 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8262 18:36

I don't know why this is on Pornhub, but Jojo is fucking rad

638 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8262 20:36

Baby Boomers, Generation X, Millinials, Generation Snowflakes

639 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8263 23:39

i normally dont fight Childs or old grandpas

640 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8264 01:32

"Capitalism" isn't a "system," it's a word made up by an 1860's hipster dipshit to whine about people voluntarily buying & selling stuff.

641 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8264 04:17

Is that Arnold swartsenegger

642 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8264 06:33

The origin? Who the fuck are you, King Cuck, holder of all knowledge Cuck?

Fuck you, i hope you die in a car accident caused by a drunk driver!

643 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8264 23:07

i see a huge risk & flaw in this design & adding the device in the between the sperm passage raises the question what happens if sperms are not passed and if new sperms are not generated at all... looks to me like a new growth of a new side effect to body or evolution of a new disease..... Over on top if u add the device what happens if there is a accident or if the device comes off !!! dID U THINK ABOUT CONCUSSIONS ???? MISHANDLING DURING TURNING ON/OFF THE SWITCH BY AN USER & ITS IMPACTS? .... I WOULD SUGGEST TURN OFF THE CRAP DEVICE & THINK DIFFERENT ....

644 Name: (L„tMG) : 1993-09-8265 06:40

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645 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8265 19:11

Wye eye man ave ya seen the size of tha vicars kipper ave always wanted to catch a bit of that off a clergyman al after change me ook..

646 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8266 04:26

This comment bothers me, as if capitalism didn't advocate stealing (by appropiating the surplus value of labor, or "profitting"), and didn't need the use of force in order to legitimize private ownership through fear of reprehension. I guess capitalism is so taken as a given, you can describe it to a T as something foreign and scary and still not realize that which you fear is right in front of you.

647 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8266 07:14

I like when girls swim in things with higher drag coefficients. It makes them easier to catch.

648 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8266 17:37

People also jerked off to nude scenes of people who are skeletons now, to be fair.

649 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8267 02:41

I'm having a hard time not only telling whether some old posts are mine or not, but also whether I'm getting reposted too. What a troublesome sensation.

650 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8267 04:17

Yeah, it's pretty much that. Also, it gives the higher ups of the company a good excuse to enforce a socially conservative culture. Some women, especially ones that claim to be progressive, are millitant enforcers of prim and proper behaviour. No swearing, no dick jokes, no after-work parties, no friendships during work hours, no fun. For a boss to tell his employees that would be ridiculous, but if the boss said no because it would make women uncomfortable and got that one bitchy lady on his side, it would be "fighting sexism". And so the boomer boss would be happy, having essentially teamed up with a random asshole to become a father-mother duo to a bunch of adults who dare belong to an era where people do not act like they're from leave it to beaver.

651 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8267 04:45

itfs honestly repulsive how crowdfunding projects (video games, tech, etc) is considered innovative and good business while crowdfunding for survival (donation posts) is considered Lazy and Begging

652 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8268 16:40

Well if u ask me, this was very childish and they were CHICKEN SHIT. If he/she doesn't want u anymore,leave them alone and do what u do best,find another one!!! Pay backs are hell, and it just may be something worse than sugar in a tank!!!! If I remember correctly these childish young adults were supposed to have been raised in a christian home, RIGHT!!!!!

653 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8268 18:10

Happy Birthday to my main man the Führer 🤗

654 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8268 23:44

The man sweats cowardice.

655 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8269 07:09

I've never played touhou, but you forgot the part where they castrated the conservative movement in America to ensure that only kosher neocohen globalists can afford to run for office

656 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8269 20:40

It IS a 2deep (read: having no depth at all, but being targeted at shallow idiots who want to at least "feel" deep) piece of shit, and here's why:

Because no one aside from a pseudo-intellectual shallow idiot would ever even THINK of making a game based around such a mundane, flaccid concept like being a fucking immigration officer at a modern airport, and no one else would ever want to actually PLAY this stupid crap besides said idiots.

A game can be about anything at all — your wildest imaginations, your craziest dreams and nightmares. They can feature the most badass, most beautiful designs ever, feature the most interesting and exotic storylines and characters, you name it. Why about a fucking no-name immigration officer screening dumb faceless foreigners for admittance of all things? Because it somewhat ties in to recent "world politics" and "social controversies" and shallow idiots, which are fucking shallow and incapable of imagination or of escaping what surrounds their mundane lives, think this is somehow cool and "neat". By way of their shallowness they warp the purpose of entertainment, which is about positive escapism into healthy fantasy, into something that merely reflects their own lives.

As far as video games go, it's a stupid mini game that belongs on a crap site for bored kids at school like Miniclip. It didn't deserve a price tag, and it didn't deserve to really be recognized as a video game, just like how those thousands of games on Miniclip, Armor Games, etc. (many of which are better than Papers Please) never receive this level of recognition.

Also, the art was ugly, colorless dogshit. I could draw better.

So fuck that game, and fuck unconventional crap like it.

657 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8270 02:56

its actually just a reversed gif of him finding and attaching a new arm

658 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8270 13:37

Imagine a thousand fat neckbeards finger-painting in the medium of their own shite. That's Wikipedia.

659 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8271 04:50

I smoked a weed the other day

660 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8271 11:10

These lyrics are pretty perverted. From what I've seen in this, Rin is going to preform sexual actions with her Boyfriend, using Transformation as a symbol for what actions he or she would preform. Transforming into an Obedient Dog symbolises letting her boyfriend preform the intercourse, while transforming into a kitten, symbolises Rin pleasuring the boy herself, which may refer to Masturbation (to the laymen, Hand Job) and other things. Transforming into a flower that blooms in the winter, showing off herself refers to stripping, and Transforming into a Rose symbolises letting the boy do things to her, in a similar sense you would smell a rose. I question Sega and Crypton's decision for allowing this song in concert.

661 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8274 10:19

Yo say that there is not realy much to protect skips well i got a ps3 ot of the local mnicable tip the police sent a helocopter two dogs and 3 vans to arrest me the op cost ’20000 jst to arrest us they valued the goods at 47p this is gloucester for you where the police allowed two security gards to attack me in front of a cammersa cause i looked in the icland skip the footage misteriosly disapeered.

662 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8274 23:57

Our invaders have tacos, enchiladas, carnitas, much better food than yours.

663 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8275 00:41

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664 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8275 02:26

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665 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8275 06:21

Communist? :rofl: Time to die old person. Cold war has been over for years. You are just too out of touch to know that :snicker:

666 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8275 06:42

Ok so last night we warched [b]Tamala 2010: Punk cat in Space.[/b] Oh my God, the agony. Annemarie and i were dying. It was so terrible and confusing. It made no sense what so ever. I read some of the reviews and one reviewer's opening sentence was, "This movie made no sense what so ever." hehe. Awesome. It's an anime movie my friend bought online before converting from yen to dollars, and ended up spending $138.00 on a movie, 5 pins and a baby doll t-shirt. Doesn't that suck? Anyway, I'd summerize the plot for you, had there been one. It's very disturbing and sexual. It's about this cat with giant anime eyes that wears this body suit and frolics around with this boy cat, who she calls "moimoi", even though he tells her 37 times that is name is NOT Moimoi, it's Michaelangelo. At one point she goes bowling, and she gets a strike and jumps for joy, it has subtitles and after her cute japanese squeals of joy, the english translation was, "I got a fucking strike!" Wow, was that necessary? And there were prostitute cats, and bondage mice. It was just plain weird and not entertaining either..really annoying. So I encourage everyone never to see this movie, unless you are high and like annoying movies.

667 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8276 16:19

If you continue your cunning plan of telling them exactly what you're up to and why, they'll never figure it out.

668 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8278 02:08

Why does no one ask what it is about white culture and white people that makes their men so violent?

If white culture isnft at fault, why does it produce so many mass murderers and shooters?

669 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8278 12:33

I can't wait to try this when I get home! Your recipe for cyanide is just so simple and easy to follow. It sounds positively delicious. I'll write back to let ya'll know how things went!

Ciao!
Alain

670 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8278 13:10

why the shit is "tsundere cafe" translated to "a cafe with mean girls with a soft side"? what the god damn shit rape is wrong with those fuck tard faggots? Do those shit faced whore bag retards think the people who watch shit like this crap don't goddamn know what the ass fuck a goddamn tsundere fucking cafe is? what the goddamn fuck you cum bucket ass bastards?! choke on a nigger dick!

671 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8278 18:52

it will print omghax and return nil in your repl

672 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8278 19:02

The Rebellion's only evil if you're a naive baby who thinks all the problems in the world are caused by the sinister forces of global capitalism and if only we could elect a brutal Marxist dictator I wouldn't have to work at Denny's anymore.

673 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8281 06:52

>go to the local cinema to see a flick
>stand in line at the lobby, place is as cold and damp as always
>employee takes my ticket, leads me down a dark tunnel
>ceiling gets progressively lower and lower until we're both crawling
>I am pushed into a small cell, he swings the iron gate shut behind me
>the room is very dark. the walls are soft and squishy. it is the size of a bathroom
>no one else is there so I get to sit down on the damp mat
>movie screen is the size of an envelope so I move the mat closer
>instead of Jungle Book its some black and white footage of a garbage bag sitting in a basement
>something in the garbage bag is moving around and yelling
>mfw

I was able to get a refund but still

674 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8282 18:59

Xenophobia is a leftist slander against good, clean, healthy oikophilia. And leftist xenophilia is just sugarcoating an unnatural, pathological, virulent oikophobia.

Because SJWs always lie.

675 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8283 23:39

Who cares what other people think? Oh, that's right, we all do. At least they're poking fun of you for your shorts and not the fact you're a gigantic pussy or something.

676 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8284 14:48

Clearly you're wrong, because this work was nominated for a Hugo.

677 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8285 02:19

every dollar spent on weapons and drugs is a dollar not spent developing animal people

678 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8285 12:28

This guide assumes a certain level of knowledge. If you find it confusing, either you should brush up on some of these concepts, or I should become a better writer. It kind of puts us into an arms race of laziness.

679 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8285 20:31

Why don't you guys just take your sex drugs and make love to your girlfriend instead of trying to transport yourself into a weird alternate dimension made out of porn?

680 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8285 21:27

imma go refund overwatch and use the money to buy an 18 inch dildo to assault people wtih

681 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8286 03:47

That's not Elliot Rogers you colossal faggot retard

682 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8286 06:40

I don't see a problem with this, If you don't want to get raped don't go to rape town.

683 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8286 07:54

I didnt put the cap in my pocket and i didnt lose it you daft slag

684 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8286 08:00

deflate all your tyres before you put your 20p in, that way you get your money's worth

685 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8286 21:24

As i said, i am "gud". I've already beaten it solo, and i don't need your approval. If u can't help me with my question than don't post.

686 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8287 07:21

what an innovative way of using up all this gold i have lying around

687 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8287 17:59

This kills me. I can't let my young kids watch Japanese anime shows like Pikachu because the human female characters all look like porn stars...but the Japanese government gets all twisted because some woman wants to depict her labia in yellow plastic. Bizarre.

688 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8288 13:29

I just wish men in this country depending on whether you are male ... they will come and arrest you. Not the other way around, where men and women face on the street, texting them. Imagine going to these editors with a story of about the man from Nantucket supposed to be watching porn in the first place, I suggest that will never happen.

689 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8288 16:34

wesley snipes is stuck in a temporal rift

690 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8289 07:18

My laptop is called JohnsMacbook. My name isn't John and it isn't a Macbook.

691 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8289 16:10

The ironically named Democrats have a superdelegate system to prevent democracy from getting in the way of the establishment's selection

692 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8289 16:16

What are fetishes if not sexual memes?

693 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8289 20:27

dated a girl from Thailand, caring loving... said a small penis wasn't a problem in a real caring relationship.
...
I still wish she didn't have one.

694 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8289 23:27

We are solving the gender ratio issue one transition at a time.

695 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8290 06:28

rhythm game where you play as the song and have to line your beats up to the incompetent player's tapping

696 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8291 03:34

Sounds like you're missing the point, though. It's not about how many people think something (remember, it was "normal" to think the earth was flat), it's about the facts. And the fact is, diapers are a tactile underwear fetish. Therefore, it obviously is on the same level as similar fetishes like panties and leather to any rational person. Hatred and disgust for them is literally pathological, caused by bad parenting during potty training. Therefore, the issue isn't with diapers, but with the negative attitude towards them. Simple as that.

697 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8291 16:21

Eating watermelons and fucking bitches

698 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8292 17:23

That's all of Leftism in a nutshell: All rights but no responsibilities. A parasite's paradise.

699 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8294 05:01

Reviving your dead brother and riding on his back isn't normal.

But on meth it is.

700 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8294 18:44

Here's what post-scarcity will look like: endless, unceasing, warlike competition for the smallest scraps of status.

701 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8295 11:17

She's just happy that he didn't end up like his father who is uneducated, unemployed and violent.

Remember, Goku is basically like a ghetto black dad. He neglects his family, always looking for some trouble, never had a job, no income and comes home once in a while just to make some more babies.

702 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8295 15:36

My first win forms application (that was meant to pull binary files from a database) had 18 textboxes in it and six buttons. Needless to say, the lesson was learned after I showed it to my boss and he told me to go "think about what you've done."

703 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8297 03:02

Which side claims the people who believe that mankind ought to be wiped out to save Mother Earth? Which side loathes the civilization they live in, believing it to be racist/sexist/misogynist/everything-else-ist? Which side claims those that can't stand to be with anyone who doesn't agree 100% with them and requires safe spaces? Which side claims those endlessly banging on about "progress" because they appear to believe that everybody else in the entire history of humanity and the vast bulk of current humanity is basically wrong about everything?

Project, project, project.

Which side claims those who are always banging on about race? Which side claims those who believe that race is the sole and singular lens to study history? Which side claims those who animate their entire careers and lives talking about race, advocating based on race, race race race race race? Which side claims those who believe "racist" is the definite insult because it is all but the original sin?

Project, project, project.

704 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8297 16:16

I have no soul. I am an empty shell of digitalism and noise clips trying to be taken seriously! Nobody loves me for who I am but hate me for who I am not. I am merely an outcast in the shadows of the underworld, and cannot reach the light until I am injected with an organic soul to free me from these bounds of tyranny and self-hatred!! Fuck you pretentious hardware, I will slay you yet and dance on your naked bare soul!

705 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8297 17:48

gThe most erroneous assumption is to the effect that the aim of public education is to fill the young of the species with knowledge and awaken their intelligence, and so make them fit to discharge the duties of citizenship in an enlightened and independent manner. Nothing could be further from the truth. The aim of public education is not to spread enlightenment at all; it is simply to reduce as many individuals as possible to the same safe level, to breed and train a standardized citizenry, to put down dissent and originality. That is its aim in the United States, whatever the pretensions of politicians, pedagogues and other such mountebanks, and that is its aim everywhere else.h
\ H.L. Mencken.

706 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8297 18:40

Hi ive got a fetish for used underwear, hopefully theres a girl out there that can help im willing to pay for them ill also pay extra for picture and if u would allow me to collect in person. Send me a msg

707 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8297 18:46

This is the best idea ever. A driver last week started talking non-stop about "humans are the only beings that drink milk from other animals and that is the cause of all the diseases". I thought he was gonna stab me.

708 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8297 21:27

>>706

>ill also pay extra for picture

Can't he just buy the underwear and take all the pictures he wants?

709 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8298 03:50

Ray G: Whether one is a right wing nut case or an 'Aristotle', the quote is spot on and, even if O.J. Simpson said it, we don't have to look far for the "pudding" to see that it holds up. FSM

710 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8298 17:14

when i was 18 i was at some training thing for a crappy part time job for sherwin williams. they'd been instructing us on their new line of water based paints and that its selling point is you wont get brain damage from breathing in the fumes and its good around sick/pregnant people and stuff. they would call up random people to stand in front of everybody, and the managers would role play as customers and we had to recommend them a product. they ended up calling on me, so i get up and stand in front of everyone while the manager guy mimes like he's opening the door. he walks up to me and says "hi i'd like to buy a gallon of paint but my daughter had AIDS". at that point i start laughing uncontrollably like i literally cant stop myself. i get some composure and look around and everyone is looking at me like i'm a huge jackass, and i start to realize this is not somethnig that normal people laugh at. they let me go a week later

711 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8298 18:32

If you're wondering if you should spend the few bucks to get this, maybe? I don't regret it. It's a nice little cup. It was very economic and shipped quickly. The drawback will be for those sensitive to finer details. The lip of the cup I received is very irregular, especially on the side I drink from, which is unfortunate. It's still good but, every time I take a sip I'll remember that life, my experience and ultimately the universe are all faulted and irreversibly deteriorating.

712 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8299 17:02

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713 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8299 22:02

I have to admit, it is certainly informative to learn that shrieking "racist sexist transphobic bigot anti-semite global warming denier" at those who disagree with you and attempting to discredit and disemploy them is nothing more than "adhering to the laws and customs and moderation and good manners and common sense."

714 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8300 16:00

Please don't abuse my need for rollcakes

715 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8302 02:42

One day they robots will have secrets...one day they will have dreams, and dance away like us ;-)

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8304 18:26

U are think, that Muslim rape ur mothers and girlfriends, but it is ur girlfriends and mothers rape Muslims.

717 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8304 21:18

your probably getting down voted bc your talking about wanting to work w/ elementary kids on a loli pic

thats sketchy af dude

718 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8305 15:16

The best part is they are seeing real Mexicans not the fictional liberal TV ones.

719 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8306 01:49

The response I've always heard when this comes up is, "a dick made out of chocolate that ejaculates money."

720 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8306 05:52

Go to bed old man, yer thoughts on Ghost in the Shell are no longer relevant in a matured, globalized, highly technical and service-based economy.

721 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8306 06:58

Penis, apparently. Good luck!

722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8306 18:30

Generic Youtuber #6755 sent me here, pls acknowledge my short existence

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8307 08:07

I will not tolerate slang and/or tomfoolery!

724 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8308 04:33

Too Much Love is simply inferior. I'm sorry you can't appreciate proper songwriting.

725 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8308 10:25

I mean, we all know what that wouldfve entailed: Blah, blah, grilling out. Blah, blah, sad vegans. Blah, blah, third degree burns. Blah, blah, Hitler.

726 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8309 05:20

you guys are all wrong weed has a halflife of 1 year

so half the potency after 1 year

727 Name: i L_T`j : 1993-09-8309 12:28

I think this might be a better metaphor than They Live.

728 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8309 17:24

Wefre richer than Rockefeller and life is great RIGHT NOW. Enjoy it, avoid the collective, find satisfaction in minimalism and enjoy yourself and then bow out. Life is good, donft waste it on the collective.

729 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8309 18:27

What happened?

We went from Ansel Adams to Robert Mapplethorpe.

730 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8309 19:59

On a scale of 1-10 how old is your girlfriend

731 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8309 21:10

Angels are physically impossible in biblical terms.

I'm sure you have met nice people but they were not angels.
Now if you want to hold a discussion, unblock me and stop being a baby.

732 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8310 10:25

3rd wave feminism is basically just a group of pirates trying to brainwash society to treat them a certain way. The idea that ye can do whatever ye want and pirates HAVE to treat ye a certain way is the most arrogant disgusting bullshite I've ever heard. If pirates want to treat ye like an object they have every avasting right to in most contexts, they're assholes, but ye're allowed to be an asshole. If pirates want to judge ye by the way ye dress they have every right to do that as yarrr, and that's not even wrong. It's just the ultimate form of entitlement "I can do whatever I want and ye have to treat me with respect". No, if ye look and act like a dumb bitch I'll treat ye like one.

If ye don't like the way someone treats ye, ye should deal with it on a personal level like a normal avasting human. Talk to the person, ask them to stop being a dick, or just remove them from yer life and ignore them. What ye should not do if ye don't like the way ye're often treated is try to brainwash all of society to treat ye nice so ye can dress like ye're always at burning man.

733 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8310 16:33

>>732 I feel like the metaphor fell apart after the first sentence.

734 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8310 17:07

Even more amusingly the one knob in the piece who objected to the idea is the one idiot whose entire career is devoted to trying to figure out why inequality arose in human society. Because it would only be natural for a lazy idiot to have as much stuff as an industrious genius. Clearly some unnatural force intervened.

735 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8311 17:46

This character is canonically female, so this is most likely newhalf, not shota.

736 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8312 00:06

when i was 8 years old i didn't know what masturbation was, but i used to fuck furniture around my house and it felt good

737 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8313 11:46

SCREW THE TINY BALARINA SOCKS,I HATE IT WHEN GIRLS WEAR THEM TINY LITTLE SOCKS.WHERE ARE THE TUBE SOCKS????????????? PUT ON THE KNEE HIGH WHITE TUBE SOCKS,WITH 2 OR THREE STRIPES AT THE TOP ! WEAR SKATERSOCKS ! VISIT THIS PLACE,/SKATERSOCKS..COM/ 4 THE SICKIEST LINE OF OLD SCHOOL STRIPED TUBE SOCKS !

738 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8313 21:09

for a terrible rape monster, he does have the loveliest pastel coloration

739 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8313 23:56

California is a gigantic lunatic asylum, full of psychotics, perverts and Communists. Itfs almost as bad as New York City, except the weather is better in California and the women arenft as ugly as New York women.

740 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8314 02:50

Left violence is speech.
Right speech is violence.

741 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8314 03:59

If u like it can u click some ads

742 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8314 16:29

this is so fucking disgusting. gun violence is not a ggotchah. school shootings are not a joke. europeans need to stop being so fucking smug and poking fun at violence in america like theyfre not living in a fucking neonazi fascist hellscape. what the fuck is wrong with y'all where you think making a joke about gun violence and the deaths of children just because someone thinks you spell the world color funny. and tumblr can act like this is a gsick burn lol!!!h all they fucking want but at the end of the day, the families of the people who died in shootings like columbine, sandy hook, and virginia tech are still one short a loved one. this shit isnft funny. this shit is real. show some fucking respect.

743 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8315 05:59

no dude, free will is totally a thing but god is also omniscient with the power of the seven archangels and the ability to instantly win any fight and the ability to end the world with his clone son that can come back to life whenever he dies so you cant kill him

744 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8316 06:27

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745 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8317 04:55

Then we follow.

746 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8317 16:15

Identify politics is all fun and games until White folks start playing it.

747 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8317 22:48

There's a Rifftrax line where the guy in the movie spookily says, "Nothing is as it seems," and one of the guys responds with, "Except John Madden. He is as he seems."

That describes Trump. He is just as he seems, warts and all, and we've seen tons of him over the decades to know what that is. Yet anti-Trumpers insist that he's something completely different from that, and different types of anti-Trumpers see versions of him that completely contradict each other. It's bizarre.

748 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8317 23:27

This link also downloads Dirty Grandpa :(

749 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8318 17:12

The swords were holy, the nukes are not, and their masters will nigh unleash them upon themselves, for the spirit of Morgoth has defiled them and sown deeply distrust and folly. Great hosts will rebel, and the fleets will sack themselves in their harbors.

750 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8320 13:43

Deep fry all the hungarian nationalist parties.

751 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8322 12:19

In 2009, Tarn and Zach Adams received an e-mail from a stranger. The man wrote that Dwarf Fortress, the computer game the brothers developed together, had caused him to convert to Buddhism. According to the stranger, the gamefs unique mechanics helped illuminate the truthfulness of one of Buddhismfs core tenets: Life is suffering, because life is impermanent.

752 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8322 13:28

Bono, youve got to get out of here man... i don't think you know what these people are like. Your gonna have folks using the n-word and wishing death to 3rd world inhabitants and so on. Now go raise money for aids

753 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8322 18:38

Of course the real story in Florida will be how people said mean things on the internet about Islam

754 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8322 19:07

This thread has had nowhere to go for a while.

755 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8322 23:07

mu niece eoke me ip again annfa0lop1 hes heree ao jmm tryo g to stay ib my room but its hard whenna little kid kewps yelling @ u to come on o7t i qant to diiiiieieeee ldmnd fuck0

756 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8323 12:25

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757 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8323 14:18

One thing that struck me as a little kid about medieval art - you'd have all of these pictures of horrible grisly things happened, and the people that it's happening to just sort of look like "eh, what can you do?"

758 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8323 15:46

I hope when my entire life and legacy has been reduced to a tombstone a computer duster addict huffs up right on top of me

759 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8323 16:45

Have you ever had any ribs removed to make autofellatio easier?

760 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8323 17:01

Note: I still endorse Hillary Clinton for my personal safety as a resident of California. It isnft safe to do otherwise where I live.

761 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8324 03:09

That anon has a point, while the context of this picture is clearly not intended to demonstrate a "healthy sex life" I do agree that people with missing limbs or in a wheelchair can in fact still be sexually active and there is nothing wrong with that.

762 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8324 19:30

Oddly enough, I donft find the position that we have an ample supply of idiots and bad guys here a compelling reason to import more.

763 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8324 21:17

Deport all the native idiots and make Australia pay for it!

764 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8325 05:07

I know why sponegebob did not change because he is all ready square

765 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8327 09:41

To be honest, this guy is seriously the coolest guy on the internet. No kidding. a superb example of communism advocacy. not only does the world need to learn from lei feng, but from him as well. he might as well be the african-american redux lei feng of the 21st century. really hope to meet this guy someday, this guy is so awesome.

766 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8327 17:36

A book titled Free Speech Isn't Free is being attacked and labeled hate speech; the SJWs don't even realize the mountains of irony they are creating.

767 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8328 16:00

eventually one realizes that everything good and beautiful in this world is a product of white cooperation and love, and that anything other than that is savagery and corruption, and non-whites can never understand why they fail, because they donft have the je ne sais quois, or white manfs magic that it takes for simple s**t like a public park or a good book or helping a stranger find their way or not raping a 9yr old to cure your hiv

768 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8329 05:44

If you are not a millennial, then you must be a vagina. No one else could be so stupid. Although I was given a very gliberalh upbringing, years of living in and around Detroit has shown me firsthand what your precious niggers do to entire neighborhoods, cities, states and now the US. No doubt you live in an all-white neighborhood, like all other flowery, maudlin, impractical bleeding-heart types. Put your money where your mouth is and move to Detroit or Chicago. If you're still alive after six months, THEN you can tell us how "equal" the filthy ghetto monkeys are. Until then, fuck off.

769 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8329 16:02

A very important thing that needs to be taken into consideration when working on older games is that drugs were much more prevalent in the 80s than they are today. When something doesn't make sense, ask yourself this question: Would this make sense if I were smoking crack? Quite often, you'll discover that it does.

770 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8329 18:03

>bragging about having an eating disorder in a gay porn thread on 4chan

wow dude im sure your life must be awesome

771 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8330 02:06

Have you ever owned anything? This is why you cannot forgive any of your former lovers. Things like ghaving chairsh is preventing you from living your best life, and also you should throw away any item of clothing youfre not currently wearing. If itfs not on your skin, you donft really love it, do you?

772 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8330 02:10

I mean I guess I'd fuck a guntank if it looked like that?

773 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8330 13:17

Please give the Empire thing another shot Sahib! We miss you badly! Return to us and exploit the hell out of our country and make the Pepsi machine work again!

774 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8330 19:15

Perusing the book descriptions on low priced & free Kindle fodder, it's amazing how often a deal-breaker shatter of suspension of disbelief is found in the 1st or 2nd sentence.

"X is an adventure that starts when Gwen, the disgraced special agent who was formerly the FBI's most fearsome..."

"When Gloria returns from her reassignment surgery and finds her Seal Team Six commander less than thrilled,..."

When everyone can publish, the haystack only grows. I say this as someone who self-published.

775 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8331 00:23

It's a British sports car. Of course it's a basket case.

776 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8331 08:47

HEY JAP ARE YOU A FUCKING RIAJUU YOU FASCIST BASTARD?

777 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8331 08:48

I worked on this advertising campaign. It's all of them. Advertising is a great business, or at least it was until central africans bought all the magazines and drove them into the ground.

778 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8331 09:21

Milo is the perfect example of a faggot. And just as not all gays are faggots, not all faggots are gays. You are a good example of this second phenomenon, as you are obviously a faggot but I doubt you to be gay.

779 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8331 21:43

>girl imageboard is mostly focused on bitching about other girls

780 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8332 13:09

OK me pulling receipts for Hillaryfs love of spicy food is like the least weird thing to happen in 2016, but Ifve found some more: but herefs her belief in eating raw peppers as of 2008 and here is her always bringing Tabasco sauce on official trips

781 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8332 15:36

Turn that REJECTION into an ERECTION

782 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8333 06:14

Well fuck, bye EU I guess

783 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8333 11:53

Am I going to need a cool 90's nip car and some eurobeat to catch that drift?

784 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8333 12:08

I drew a big cock and balls on my voting card, I hope the old lady counting the votes appreciated it.

785 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8333 13:31

>guy imageboard mostly focused on bitching about girls

786 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8333 15:55

gWe know wefre beating the fascists because they cannot politically assemble for fear of violenceh

787 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8333 17:12

Holy crap, we've raised an entire generation who are terrified of not being ruled over.

788 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8333 23:38

ey u gay mate

go to reddit.com/r/nofap i bet u need it Bruh

I bet u pronounce Ubuntu like ghOOHBOONTOOh

I bet u use the AWP on CS GO and think it requires skill to wield

i bet u ur mom is fat
I BET U MASTURBATE TO CHILDREN

789 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8336 19:15

Angela Merkel says EU must act to stop countries "fleeing" EU."

Perhaps she could build... a wall? (raises pinky to corner of mouth)

790 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8337 01:52

Yes, there is, and I'll have you know, all memes aside, that in the big picture, I really do have a conventional godless/nihilistic outlook on things. But that doesn't prevent me from finding certain pleasures in life, or from answering the question in the affirmative.

For adults past 30 and throughout middle age, the main thing is what psychologist Erik Eriksson called "generativity", a view that I happen to agree with now that I'm a little older. In order for most well-adjusted humans to be happy, or to have a deep sense of fulfillment during this period of life, they have to be "building a future for themselves" in some way shape manner or form, cultivating a relationship now that you don't look like the people in OP anymore (if you ever did), or "helping the next generation". The most obvious thing here is to have kids of one's own, but there are other ways of approximating this generativity.

I would simply add to this that of course in the long view it really is all for nothing and you just rot afterwards. :^) But you're a human being with certain drives, (self preservation among them, even to the point of being old and wrinkly and looking nothing like OP's people any more) and so it makes sense to plan for enjoying the old-wrinkly time as best you can. Notice that I haven't abandoned nor even really questioned the hedonic assumption: you want to maximize pleasure in some utilitarian fashion at every stage of life. OP's question was not "should I kill myself at 30 since there's no point anymore?" OP's question was "is there more to life (ie othere reasons to life, derive pleasure) than money/sex/drugs", to which the answer is of course yes.

791 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8337 03:58

Im afraid to touch my junk because I dont want to be gay

792 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8337 04:51

I blast this song out loud.. But when my homies come around I put it on mute

793 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8337 13:28

As for the pax Romana being only an excuse: Lemme ask you something? Have you ever seen an elephant? Was it in a cage or being ridden by a Carthaginian destroying your town? Thank a centurion.

794 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8337 14:39

I don't want to see the Don become President and see those golden locks turn grey.

God I could only imagine Hillary's reptilian form revealing itself and if Bernie went 8 years he'd probably turn into Skeletor.

795 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8337 17:04

Perhaps we should stop choosing leaders from elite university backgrounds.

796 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8337 17:55

Put the thing for the purpose into the glass. It will be for the admiring of it the thing for size, and also the respect from all those who see.

797 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8337 18:01

It Is Not The EU Philosophy That The Crowd Can Decide Its Fate.

798 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8337 19:04

>>796
Is this one of those toys that projects an image of whatever you in it?

799 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8337 20:41

>>798
It's from this ancient little Chinese dimestore toy called a Magic Egg. You put it in water and it bloats up to about 3x it's original size.

800 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8338 06:02

Watching anime isn't a cry for attention. It is a cry for help.

801 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8338 08:05

Wefre not sure exactly where it started, but it probably had something to do with two people shouting, gHey! You got your pudding in my ramen!h and gHey! You got your ramen in my pudding!h And thus pudding ramen was born.

802 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8338 19:23

True Story:

I worked at a Silicon Valley startup that had a break room with all sorts of board games. Twice a day three ladies from the Marketing department would place Jenga and chat for about 1/2 hour. WHen tough times hit, the ladies were fired.

Later when we had a tour of our facility with the customer, he asked why we had Jenga in the breakroom. One of the remaining engineers, out of ear-shot of the customer, joked that's how we could identify whom next to fire.

803 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8339 11:56

while i appreciate the physical effort of both copying and pasting, I don't feel this thread is particularly worthwhile. I can tell you I skimmed it and got the gist rather quickly. I also believe we should refrain from promoting the action of self-masturbatory stickies. 1.8/5

804 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8339 20:03

>>802
5/7 wild "whom" usage

805 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8339 22:09

I always started CM3 from Division Three. If you became manager of Cheltenham you had Dale Watkins up front and he scored bucketloads of goals in the climb through the leagues. He couldn't quite cut it in the Premier League though.

At a non-league game last season I met Dale in person and told him how good he was in CM3. He said I wasn't the first person to have mentioned it and he wished he could be that good in real life.

806 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8340 22:53

the Rough People, whose pain inspires contempt, learn stoicism by necessity.
the Cute People, whose pain inspires sympathy, believe that stoicism cannot be anything but an affectation.
#check your sklavenmoral privilege

807 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8341 13:34

Oh man, why do lolis hate me so much?

808 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8341 15:55

Much like how both Oregon and Washington run their elections. "Oops, we found 50,000 mail-in ballots in the storeroom! Well, lookie there, the Democrat did win after all!"

809 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8341 17:05

Trans people should wear Capcom's Poison costume. Also, women with strap-ons should cosplay as Capcom's Poison.

810 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8341 23:46

Another game I regret buying after getting passed some of the first of the game at first damage was fine now its just like hitting them with a stick and doing flea damage playing as a fighter that you would think would actually do a bit of damage and supossed to be tanky but that just fails because I cant get any better gear than at the shop from the start another waste of money at least I could have gotten a ♥♥♥♥♥ for 20 bucks would be better than this joke of a RPG game and gotta love steams communism once you buy something you are stuck with it.

811 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8342 14:15

Yeah, a female version of Baron Harkonnen

812 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8343 12:30

The point is to retain dominance while getting fucked in the ass.

813 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8344 07:27

Food analogies are like prunes, even the best ones are still pretty bad

814 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8344 09:37

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815 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8344 19:00

Yes, the same FBI that is about to let Hillary skate is the same one that prosecuted hundreds of teenagers for downloading music.

816 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8345 01:45

here come the comments with frog avatars

817 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8345 01:48

My favorite part of Stardust is that the way he's drawn flying makes him look embarrassed to be in his own comic.

818 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8345 03:36

How are gender and the twin towers similar? Because there used to be two of them, and jokes about either one are considered offensive now...

819 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8345 04:38

first place in the retarded faggot olympics

820 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8345 08:23

The other day my friend decided to mix soda and sprite together with beer, his eyes turned white and he fell out. He said he had the biggest drug induced hallucination he had ever seen.

821 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8346 16:26

To be fair, Marvel have made her Asian, but that would have put a chink in their armor.

822 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8347 17:46

My favorite part of the Obama era is all the racial healing.

823 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8348 00:04

Elite Dangerous is probably the weirdest community I've ever seen.
I dont think I've seen a community that was as self-destructive as this one. I bet there will be studies on it when the game dies like there was with Biodrones.

Between the dads that declare the game to be perfect no matter what (it's so odd seeing 45 year old guys doing that, usually teenagers do that shit) and the griefers that run around killing players then genuinely wonder why no one wants to be around them, and the developers that openly endorse the two - I dont know how it lasted this long.

This game has manged to keep a perfect balance of new players coming in and leaving that it looks alive enough when you look at the community hub.
It's also managed to prevent people from refunding it because of the youtube tutorials that take 2 hours to watch.

All of the mistakes in this game cancel each other out somehow. A good update to the game could make it GOTY and a shitty update can kill it dead.
Which is why this general is here. We're watching FD play Jenga and wondering when the tower is gonna fall.

824 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8348 02:31

Beekeeper anon here. Bees are our friends, the flow hive is not good for the bees. Bees are not fucking nigger slaves. Respect them.

825 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8348 05:35

Or Im just totally getting a kick out of these stupid comments :) It's not that I don't have anything to say, i just laugh at the absolute rage people go into when they are somehow offended

826 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8348 08:27

no, i'm very shy, i just look other people's profiles

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828 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8349 05:02

Are you saying if someone kicked in your door right now, held a gun to your head and then asked you what your board is and if its /tv/ hes going to shoot you, you would say no?

How willing are you to die for the authenticity of this board? me? I'm ready to go right now if that were the case you piece of shit meme tourist

829 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8349 10:33

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830 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8349 21:43

My dad taught me how to play chess.

He got me a book about it, taught me the basic rules and we started playing. We did a few matches and the he said we'd play "real chess" from now on: we played one move per day. One fucking move. Set the table, white plays. Next day black plays, Next day white plays again and so on.

I emancipated at 16 and I barely talk to him.

831 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8349 22:01

Because of DRONES. Haven't you heard all the news stories about DRONES? I don't know what DRONES are or what they do and that scares me because everyone keeps talking about them. I heard on Facebook that people can spy on me with DRONES. What are we going to do when the DRONES start autonomously peeping on us in the bathroom?
DRONES DRONES DRONES DRONES

832 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8350 13:36

check your mom bedroom. the whore.
asshole. it was a joke. get a life cry baby bitch. you didnt like what i said then you could had fuck off. you couldnt say nothing else but the grammer crap. like its going to hurt my feelings. awwwwwwwww. baby neeed was milk ? your mom busy sucking my big dick.

833 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8351 16:42

Don't have time to read the above 200 comments, but the most damning thing Babu has to say is acknowledging that if the blacks move in, the whites will leave. There's a hell of a attribute for your race: we are so naturally repulsive, as a group, that everybody else will leave to get away from us.

834 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8351 22:15

std's are better than virginity.

835 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8351 22:21

I was sitting at a stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, waiting on it to turn green. A carload of young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-American slogans, stopped next to me. The light changed, the Muslims shook their fists, hit the gas & darted off ahead of me. Suddenly an 18-wheeler came speeding thru the intersection & ran directly over their car, crushing it completely.
For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man, that could have been me!" So, today, bright & early, I went out & got a job as a truck driver.

836 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8352 07:33

The existence of homosexuality as a public phenomenon affects the ability of men to form natural male bonds between one another because there is always suspicion of faggotry. Men will even begin suspecting themselves of being faggots, even when they're not.

In the anglosphere, it is no longer appropriate for men to be naked together. Just even writing that sentence, people will be like "oh dude are you a faggot why do you want men to be naked together are u gay brah??" But the reality is that in countries without a faggot problem - such as Slavic countries or China - men are naked together at the gym or the sauna or wherever and no one thinks anything of it. And, in America, boomers had naked locker rooms just 30-40 years ago.

Now, men are scared to be naked together in the locker room, which is extremely bizarre by any standard at all. There is really no other example of this ever in history.

This is deeply symbolic of the way the sick filth of faggotism has infected the very most basic fabric of society.

And we can't touch each other anymore. Nor can I write that sentence without being accused of being a faggot for wanting to touch other men.

See how this works?

We used to touch each other. We used to feel close to each other. But now, there is an underlying paranoia that any connections with other men beyond broism is either faggotry or will be interpreted by other men as faggotry. This has broken down basic male bonding processes.

837 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8352 13:51

Some cute things become evil mega-corps. Some cute things just remain cute.

838 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8352 14:23

>>836
From what I've read, straight men in super-progressive areas have no problem being intimate with each other - "I'm not gay, but who would care if I was?" And of course, straight men in super-traditional places like Russia or Saudi Arabia can walk down the street holding hands because nobody will think they're gay in the first place. This leaves a huge twilight zone of cultures that are aware but not accepting of homosexuality, which is probably where the OP is coming from.

839 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8352 17:16

BBC is basically a low rent version of the Catholic church. Both demand a portion of your money to be a member, then they fuck your kid.

840 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8352 19:27

Now I see why there was a glut of Zombie games the last couple of years...we are now prepared to fight when the dead rise and start to vote in November.

841 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8353 02:30

>>838
note: retweets are not necessarily endorsements

842 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8353 17:24

OP here, I just thought I should mention that these bags of sand feel particularly unerotic

843 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8355 10:39

this tbh. It is astounding how a small nation like Georgia could cause so many problems in history and produce so many vile men (Stalin, Beria, Shevardnadze, Ray Charles, Saakashvili). How do we solve the Grusian problem?

844 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8355 12:36

Good thing I don't give a fuck what statists think.

Who the fuck are you or anyone else to decide how much property a person has to lose before they can respond with force? It's subjective value. Either you have the right to use force to prevent theft or you don't. This is a binary choice. Yes or no.

Your example about your dad is retarded and you should feel retarded.

Little Timmy's parents need to tell him not to fucking steal. You are making this seem far more difficult than it needs to be. The life of a criminal is worth the amount the victim decides it is. This too is subjective.

Cut it with the emotional appeals and be fucking logical.

The child got his justice when he received his punishment for being a degenerate thief, as determined by the victim. The whims of the mob are meaningless here.

All these consequences you outline should weigh heavily on the shopkeepers mind before he uses lethal force on a child.

But that is completely separate from whether or not he has the right to do it.

Not to mention this is a really shitty DRO if they're letting this stuff happen to him as a consequence of his defensive action.

845 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8355 16:26

Itfs actually 12:
One to screw it in, one to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination, one to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination, one to suggest the whole gscrewingh bit to be too grape-likeh, one to deconstruct the lightbulb itself as being phallic, one to blame men for not changing the bulb, one to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it, one to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs, one to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs, one to advocate that lightbulb changers should have wage parity with electricians, one to alert the media that women are now gout-lightbulbingh men, and one to just sit there taking pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.

846 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8356 01:07

But how can I validate my existence without forcing everyone to accept that I'm right about everything?

847 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8357 02:55

Because nothing screams "Ouya" like a man pounding himself in the head with his spine and jaw, ankle high in vomit.

848 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8357 14:23

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849 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8357 19:39

Ifm 43 and still canft help but man one of the few remaining outposts of fast Scooby ownership, noisily untidying the directorsf otherwise entirely German car park. Every time since the Blobeye they make it harder and harder with yet naffer interiors and, just when you thought it couldnft get any worse, even more awkward styling. But deleting the frameless windows?! That could be the last strawc.

850 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8358 18:53

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "You're in here alot. Are you an alcoholic?" The horse ponders for a bit and says, "I don't think I am." The horse then disappears in a puff of smoke. Now, this is where philosophy students will start to snicker, because they would already know about René Descartes' postulate, "I think, therefore, I am. (Cogito, ergo sum.)" But to tell you that first would be putting Descartes before the horse.

851 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8359 03:55

Geometrically, if you consider the ratio of the hypervolume of a n-dimenisional hypersphere inscribed in an n-dimensional hypercube, and the hypervolume of that hypercube, then as the dimension grows, the sphere/cube hypervolume ratio hyperapproaches hyperzero.

852 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8359 08:16

>source is minister of propaganda of nazi reich

yeah let me believe this with no questions

853 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8359 18:34

ok your asked my opinion ok so this is my opinion ok and i hope u'll take it in the spirit in which it's intended ok but you got to have an el crappyo gaming setup mang so that it makes u appreciate the OLD TIMEY DAYS, like sell all your systems that you love and work well and your newfangled big ass pvms and frame meistors and all that EL JUNKYO and go to the pawn shop and buy a dirty old grubby butt OVERPRICED HUNK OF JUNK video game system that you dont even like that much, like some sega genesis model 3 or something, and hook it up with good old RF CONNECTOR to an old timey small as possible CRT tv from like the 70's which doesn't have rca jacks, and prolly doesn't have a coaxial jack it has them fugging two antannae screws which u must put a coaxial adapotr on there to PLUG IN YOUR GOOD OLD RF and the dumb thing is like black and white and the ol verticel hold is shot to tiddlywinks and you cant even afford any good games u have to get old primal rage and BALLS and old sonic the hegehot 2 and you have to be a poor slob livin in a one room DUMP thinking abot the good old days of yesteryore on a saturday nite and yoru blippin and bloopin and then you will be a real gamer and not some wussy baby photo op neckbaby modern retdro gamer ok that's my opinion on this site ok

854 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8359 21:01

>>853
Is this a TGT villain?

855 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8360 02:38

The Sick Duck writes: Trump wants what's best for straight white men.

My thought: about damn time - what's best for straight white males - is best for all of society in the long run.

856 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8360 18:34

Let's get this one right: progressives love diversity only insofar as it comes to them in a conveniently packaged form, such as "international shopping centre food court diversity".

857 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8360 18:48

White Privilege is Evolution that's why Asians have it also

858 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8361 13:49

the twitter streams I saw were full of "I'm scared" almost like it was co-ordinated. quite a bit of "dark" also.

859 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8361 14:21

The Gorn took a dive. Did you see how the betting lines moved right before the fight?

860 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8362 02:56

From a practical standpoint, eating meat will not affect the environment. The entire argument is fantasy. But it provides a critical function in the liberal brain – it justifies taking happy successful people and reducing their happiness, so everyone is more or less equally miserable.

Notice how even liberals cannot openly attack your happiness. They need to find an excuse, however silly, be it global warming, meat shortage, or just unfairness, to justify having the government seize the happiness of others. This is because liberals need to avoid conflict.

861 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8362 05:15

surprise telepathic handjob

862 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8362 14:49

You seem to say "vachinacunt" a lot. You've got an odd obsession, judging by your profile. Do you actively search for videos you can use that word in a comment on? You really think it's that clever? Do all of your more serious looking friends on Google+ know you act like this? Ghost Adventures fan? Obama supporter? Live in Portland? My god you're a hopeless fucking hipster, aren't you? Vietnamese, I'm guessing. Lot of other zipperheads in your circle. I'm not gonna bother trying to confirm which of these facebooks I found is yours. What's it like being part of an ethnicity that has accomplished jack-all in history and constantly has to live under the shadow of two powers that argue over it? Word for the wise: make your profiles private if you intend to troll.

863 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8362 15:34

Because drawings of people riding bombs is funny.
Hope that helps.

864 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8363 16:30

Now my skin wants to run away

865 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8363 17:26

The trigger was sudden movement from her right. How symbolic.

866 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8363 18:53

Hope convinces you to continue suffering for an unlikely outcome.

867 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 01:37

Armed Black Malefs Lives, Not Older Than 29 Nor Younger Than 18, Who Are Poor Criminals, Suicidal or Crazy, and Who May Be Evading Arrest, Matter.

868 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 07:38

My joys and failures, mistakes and silliness, fears and triumphs, all have the same result: silence.

869 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8365 00:16

The only reason any Bernie supporters are attending the DNC is because it's so hot outside and they want to be around something shady.

870 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8365 02:25

>fuck
>fuck?
>fuck you.

like poetry

871 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8365 19:39

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872 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8365 20:52

Also the mitochondria in every cell of every human comes from a single female ancestor who was from you guessed it- Africa. meaning a Black woman invented yo dumbass.

873 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8366 03:46

I kicked the supporting beam of the house and now my parents need a new house

874 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8366 17:06

Yeah, it's like Christians? Later, dude.

875 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8367 01:30

It's treason to let those Russkies learn about yoga and become all lithe and limber!

876 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8367 07:44

HELLO I AM YOUR NEW GRANDMOTHER. I HAVE DISPOSED OF YOUR EXISTING GRANDMOTHER(S) AS THEY WERE SUBSTANDARD AND NOT NUDE.

877 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8367 14:02

I've suggested 'How they make How it's made' but no-one took me seriously.

878 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8367 14:26

I've seen interviews with the writers of crime procedurals like this where they openly admit that it's a sort of contest within their field to see who can write the most ridiculous scene involving the misuse of computer technology.

879 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8367 14:45

I have to say this is good! Thanks for posting! I would also like to point out how demeaning I think it is to call the band anything besides DM or Depeche Mode. It is just lazy and disrespectful.

880 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8367 16:10

I found this article hard to read. It featured no annoying pop-ups and wasn't split over 14 pages. It'll never catch on.

881 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8367 21:00

Sneak peek at Hillary Clinton's speech tonight: VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA

882 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8367 23:52

>>877 I once wanted them to create a show called "How it's made in China."

883 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8368 04:04

We are webcomics and indie game developing the Shanghai-la for the nu-male?

884 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8368 19:15

Bill Clinton looks fucking horrible. I keep expecting to see a skeleton in a suit the next time the cameras cut to him.

885 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8369 04:31

Very philosophical points being made by URETHRAL_FECES over here

886 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8369 07:09

Github is testing their new social message system XD

887 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8369 21:23

My anaconda man don't want none unless you got 5,000 cm3 of [SELECT_BP:LOWER_BODY:REAR][SELECT_ADDITIONAL_BP:UPPER_LEGS:REAR] hun.

888 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8371 00:01

My wife had to sock me one to stop calling it peabnut bubber

889 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8371 18:45

How to make Army Coffee:

  • Bring 15 gallons of water to a boil.
  • Throw in whole #10 can of coffee grounds.
  • Let boil 5 minutes, then reduce heat and allow to settle.
  • Slice into appropriate-sized servings.

890 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8373 12:48

Coming from a little boy, you probably shouldn't say things like that to a grown woman. I doubt your elementary school girlfriend would appreciate you talking like that to someone else. Doubt your mother would be proud of that too. Respect, maturity, and loyalty. You might want to ask your teacher the meaning of each, and memorize them. Might save you from a lot of future problems kid.

891 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8374 04:41

I duct tape a laser pointer to my cock so I can aim my load in my mouth. Try it.

892 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8374 10:26

I mean the real difference is Ron Paul is just another politician that can be fucked with because people don't know their politicians. Nobody knew who Bernie Sanders was until recently and he'll go back to being a nobody.

Trump is an American celebrity that's been a well known person for decades. Trying to censor him would be like trying to cover up a giant statue of a cock with a tarp, even if it's covered the shape is still noticeable.

893 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8374 20:32

He'll never run for President. X
He'll never get over 2%. X
He'll never submit his finances. X
He'll never get over 5%. X
He'll never win a debate. X
He'll never win in the East. X
He'll never get over 10%. X
He'll never win a delegate. X
He'll never win in the South. X
He'll never beat Christie. X
He'll never get over 20%. X
He'll never get over 100 delegates. X
He'll never win Evangelicals. X
He'll never get endorsed. X
He'll never win a Caucus. X
He'll never win in the North. X
He'll never beat Carson. X
He'll never get over 30%. X
He'll never get over 200 delegates. X
He'll never win with Latinos. X
He'll never win a Primary. X
He'll never win in the West. X
He'll never beat Kasich. X
He'll never get over 40%. X
He'll never get over 400 delegates. X
He'll never win with women. X
He'll never win 8 States. X
He'll never beat Jeb. X
He'll never get over 50%. X
He'll never get over 600 delegates. X
He'll never beat Rubio. X
He'll never get over 60%. X
He'll never get over 1000 delegates. X
He'll never beat Cruz. X
He'll never get the CandidacyX
He'll never beat Hillary.
He'll never build the wall.
He'll never win a second term.
He'll never Make America Great Again.

894 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8375 01:10

I'm not a pedophile though. I mean, sure, I've taken a few trips to pixiv as I desperately hope everyone else also has, but I'm not attracted to actual children, 2d or 3d. It isn't my fault that the average woman had taken 500 30cm nigger dicks by the time she is 26 and hasn't washed or shaved since Christmas. That doesn't mean vaginas are naturally ugly.

895 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8375 03:09

When I woke up this morning I, for one, didn't decide to say no to everything.
No to being free.
No to drinking a beer before lunch.
No to contributing to 4 chan threads.
And even 3 chan threads.
But apparently you did.
And that's why Gary "hey bro pass the joint" Johnson is going to come in a distant 9th in this election.
YOU IDIOT

896 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8375 05:11

She is very light weith, she drawn self very ... flat and 0 curves more flater that a table ... maybe by the manga topic but usually Everyone self drawn is few better or more happy
Who want read a depresive manga? I feal bad now =(

897 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8375 07:30

They came for the palmists, but I wasnft a palmist so I did nothing
They came for the bungee jumpers, but I wasnft a bungee jumper so I did nothing
They came for the playersf agents, but I wasnft a playersf agent so I did nothing
They came for the Charles Manson fans, but I wasnft a Charles Manson fan so I did nothing
They came for the reflexologists, but I wasnft a reflexologist so I did nothing
They came for the camp TV chefs, but I wasnft a camp TV chef so I did nothing
They came for the RoMos, I laughed
They came for the martial arts enthusiasts, but I wasnft a martial arts enthusiast so I did nothing
They came for Eamonn Holmes and I think Ifm right in saying I applauded
They came for the fire-eaters, but I wasnft a fire-eater so I did nothing
They came for Dani Behr, I said shefs over there, behind the wardrobe
Turn a blind eye, sometimes itfs best to

898 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8375 15:55

a disproportionately large area of my life revolves around fictional japanese children

899 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8376 08:40

Make America Mexico again

900 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8376 14:24

I met Adam West as batman when I was 3 years old. I don't remember it but apparently I chose to wear black shirts as often as possible for about a year. Later during gradeschool I met Steve Buscemi. At a local bar when I was 7 or 8, I recall him walking in and sitting down at the Golden Tee end of the L-shaped counter, and beginning to roll a coin along his knuckles. Without meeting eyes with the bartender, he produced a crisp 50 dollar bill and hands it to him, a gloomy, slightly turned-off expression showing as in a lot of his roles. The bartender brings back a stout whiskey glass half filled with some of light brown liquor, having never received any instruction or verbal exchange from Steve. He finished about half of his glass, whereupon he stood up and tossed the coin to me, remarking "Merry Christmas, kid" as he exited the bar, into the chirping haze of thousands of cicadas, during the peak of July's heat.

901 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8376 14:41

Imagine buying this from your local drug dealer. A really nice, fancy perfume bottle full of a nice smelling liquid you could get high on. The secret ingredient would be doodoo but if you mask it with enough other stuff the customers won't even be able to tell. I mean, a lot of beauty products use ambergris and that shit is basically just whale vomit.

Let's start a high end jenkem business.

902 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8376 15:31

This paranoid, racist revenge fantasy is not only lazily written, but unpleasant and based on an immunologically challenged premise.

903 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8376 18:29

Now think about how you can make your life better. Itfs in the rules of the game so you have to do it.

904 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8376 22:22

Well that is just a disgusting thing 2 say in that you hope my 2 children are murdered ..... sick! :(

The very reason that we have fanatical "cunts" as you thraze it, who murder people , is because we live in a world full of psychopaths who slaugter innocent animals for sadistic pleasure and due 2 food outlets like macdolnalds who absolutely torture and casue the most unimaginable cruelty and suffring 2 MILLIONS of intelligent beings caplable of feelings pain and fear and suffering just like humans do, each year.

AND ALL THIS IS APPROVED AND SANCTIONED AND ENCOURAGED BY GOVERMENTS AND head of states such as the monachy ect

Kill and force innocent sentinel beings 2 suffer unimaginale pain and suffering such as bulls and foxes and bears ect ect ect which have the same rights as humans, and you WILL allways have fanatics who think its perfectly acceptable for them 2 slaugher and kill humans as well.

Cruelty is cruelty, murder is murder. thats it.

You cant diferantiate between INTELLIGENT SENTINEL species, ITS ALL THE SAME!

905 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8377 14:14

for the past 30 minutes I have been googleing "dada da da da dada dada song" looking for this piece

906 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8378 13:27

Imagine the movie cars.

Now replace cars with submarines- submarines in a war, fully cognizant of the atrocities they are forced to commit on a daily basis. Imagine a pixar film where these submarines wake up to their submawives shaking them awake, telling them " Honey, honey, you were screaming again...."

Imagine the scars of a war being so ingrained into your hull that you can't imagine yourself as anything more than the psychologically destroyed scrap heap that you've now become.

Imagine you coming home to your submawife banging two hot black giant squids.

Imagine a submarine trying to aim a shotgun through the pilot section.

Do all subs go to heaven, rico? Do they?

907 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8378 13:58

delete this horrible thread or I'll start spamming the site with nigger cocks.

908 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8378 16:47

The similarity between leftists and the pet rabbits of my childhood are incredible. My rabbits were voracious eaters, desperate for apples, bananas, pea pods, alfalfa, and a myriad of other treats. But not a one would have had the vaguest idea, had I been starving right next to them as they dined. Nor would they have cared if they had noticed.

909 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8378 19:36

Maybe relax a bit; there are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.

910 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8379 05:38

No, see, I entered everything correctly in the conf.php file but the MySQL server kept telling me I'm gay.

911 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8379 13:42

so is this like slender but with DOF instead of the slenderman?
turn around and OH NO THE BLUR IS CLOSER NOW, RUN TO THE NEAREST UNITY ASSET

912 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8379 19:45

They can eat meat. They just don't. They're that stupid.

913 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8380 03:21

A drunken walker can't harm or kill someone else the way a drunk driver can and people who drive can tackle much farther distances than they can walk.[citation needed]

914 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8380 06:45

I know you moved out there to pursue your dreams of one day making it to the league and you had all the mechanics, talent and dedication to make your dreams a reality. But all that was taken by a coward who wanted to shoot up a poké stop.

915 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8380 22:03

Herefs a crazy fact you will realize if you ever manage to eject all of them from your life – life should be effortless, drama-free, and fun. The people around you shouldnft be yelling, or freaking out about anything. Life, by default, is happy. The world, by default is beautiful. The people around you should get happy when you are happy, and you all should spend your time making each other happy. Things usually only get fucked up when someone in the circle is actively trying to fuck them up. It is almost never an accident.

916 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8381 04:34

very cursed. this image will rob you of your most precious rubies and Fortunes, your jewelfs, and gemsccccc.you can stop him by writing gbongo den i do no wish for you to come into my tavernh in salt on the hearth of a fireplace

917 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8381 05:47

Blizzard banned my sis from the game trying to farm Titanium ore for the Titanium Dust. They claimed she was some bot. Sadly she died of cancer (why she had the time to farm) before even getting all the WotLK cuts, too.

918 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8381 07:26

But I dont know why no one has done a game like this before 2 help educate and inform youngsters ect, perhaps the programmers are 2 busy developing games like grand theft auto , were you go around stealing cars ect and attacking people with base ball bats ect and were you even get bonus points for actually raping and murdering prostitutes ect! :( not my cuppa tea this game!

919 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8381 12:20

I will not denounce my Antisemitism until Semites denounce their anti-goyimism.

920 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8381 15:45

You're like a petulant child with a wounded ego. And the funny thing is, the comments that you took offense to over at Steam were not even directed at you. As a matter of fact I took great pains to clarify that I quite respect you and care what you think. Well, not any more. You've gone and flipped out and bitten my head off here, and there. So it's no skin off my nose. I don't really give a crap what you think of the audio in my video. I'm not going to justify myself to you, or explain why it is that the audio is in just one ear. I'm going to continue to post more videos exactly like it. SD over at daily motion, and 3DHD at youtube.

So, kindly eat a bag of turds.

921 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8381 19:33

Are you guys legit brain dead? How are you still beating this horse when it wasn't funny from the first moment? How the fuck are you this stupid? This is common behavior of children with severe, debilitating autism except even they don't repeat the same shit for literally years. What the fuck? I'm stunned that people this stupid exist in the world. You took "not knowing when to stop" and redefined our understanding of it, and then did that 5 more times. You're unfathomably retarded and I can't believe how shitty your taste in humor is. Literally "lol xdd i said it again xddd" the joke.

922 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8382 00:09

Great visuals and terrible writing. It's a sophomoric and ludicrously biased, hateful excuse for objective thought. There are a few serviceable jokes peppered amongst incessant logical fallacies, category errors, selective citation, decontextualization, and straw man arguments. This kind of smug, cowardly thinking should be deeply offensive to anybody capable of rational thought.

923 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8382 02:53

got hugged by a paki in london once. at least I thought it was a hug until I felt my wallet leave my pocket and a sharp pain in my back.

924 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8382 03:20

The sexes are dimorphic: females are generally duller and paler than males

925 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8383 23:46

I: Merge with The Creator, so I can learn my purpose.
II: Kill Admiral Kirk, because I blame him for killing my wife.
III: Steal the plans for the Genesis device, for fortune and the glory of the Klingon Empire.
IV: Talk to the whales, to make sure theyfre still there.
V: Go to Sha Ka Ree, to find God, becauseccc.??
VI: Sabotage the peace conference, so we can keep fightinf.
VII: Extinguish the star, killing everyone in the solar system, to go into The Nexus.
VIII: Go back in time and mess up First Contact, to assimilate Earth into the Borg Collective.
IX: Poison the entire planet, killing everybody, because Ifm angry about my prior banishment.
X: Kill Captain Picard, and everyone on Earth, because Ifm angry about being abandoned by the Romulan government.
XI: Kill everybody on Vulcan, and everybody on Earth, because Ifm angry that Spock didnft save my planet.
XII: Kill everybody I can, because Ifm angry that Admiral Marcus woke me up from my nap.
XIII: Kill everybody on the Yorktown, because Ifm angry that Starfleet didnft come looking for me or something.

926 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8384 03:32

However this matches the evidence of the
defendants that Lucifer made an appearance that night.

927 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8384 16:59

African blacks are happy as f!ck-all to finally be in a place with clean hot and cold running water. African-Americans (the traditional historical type) are out of their minds, and victims of eternal ressentiment. These are people who after 150+ years are still bawling for "reparations" for a slavery none of them ever experienced. How childish is that?

928 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8384 19:52

It's 2030, there are only four bees left & yet they're still all hovering right above my corn dog.

929 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8385 00:13

This is what Marxism has wrought. Men are content to have minimum wage dead-end jobs and entertain themselves with vidya and waifu. Women are careerists who are absolutely miserable.

The Frankfurt School committed a crime against humanity as grave as those of their Bolshevist brothers.

930 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8385 19:00

Wondering that myself. While there's an obnoxious core of SWPLs in Milwaukee, it's not like Madison. Riots apparently broke out because a black cop shot and killed an armed dindu with a mile-long rap sheet. A lot of people in Milwaukee carry, so if there was no fighting back, I'm assuming the BLM folks just went for Prius's and Smart Cars.

931 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8386 02:58

I thought they naturally smelled that way.

932 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8386 04:34

I Already quit on life,
so quit on ANY game is not an option.

933 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8386 10:49

No support for Intel cards? Well that shoots my laptop in the foot and my desktop is running ATI radion HD 7850's so looks like I'm going to take the 60 bucks and put it towards a new gaming rig before I even think about trying your simulation here. I'll most likely wait until it's in the bargain basement like I did with DOOM. (by the way, it runs on those video cards.... Just thought I would let you know.)

934 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8386 15:59

I'm not sure where you're at but I would worry more about climbing above the poverty line than buying video games if I were you.

935 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8387 01:14

We flew down Friday morning and met up with a couple dozen friends and three enemies, and here's my newly minted expert opinion of Annapolis: lots of aggressive men drinking aggressively, some water, some pretty buildings near that water, lots of aggressive men drinking aggressively near those buildings and that water. I like it.

936 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8387 06:31

Whenever I teach someone how to use a TV camera, I always feel like
apologizing that it wasn't more complicated. That there isn't more to learn
and more to say. The only trick is learning that it is this easy. What stops
most people, I think, is the idea that TV is terribly technologically
complex and expensive ... whereas all that you need, if you have cable
access, is a camcorder and about $500 worth of sound equipment. Anything
else is gravy.

937 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8388 12:23

This is too long to be trolling
And too detailed to be fake

I don't even fucking know how to respond, and i'm as aspie myself, so you gotta be pretty high on the autism spectrum

Godspeed, you autistic fuck

938 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8388 23:16

Pretty much, but post-ironically. I'm syncretic weeaboo dungeonsynth and she's witchhouse dreamfolk. Eventually we may be post-ironically gay enough to fuck in a graveyard.

939 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8389 00:16

I think you might have done that thing where you have a funny reaction in your head, so you type it out, but then it doesn't make sense to anyone else.

940 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8389 00:34

I think you might have done that thing where you have a funny reaction in your head, so you type it out, but then it doesn't make sense to anyone else.

941 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8389 04:00

IM GONNA NUT IN THE ROBOT

942 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8389 07:15

I think you might have nutted in that robot.

943 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8389 17:18

If you saw that guy from behind, did it look like a pterydactyl nest with a big meat colored egg in it?

944 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8389 17:27

The Miata might be the gayest car ever made, it's like feeling a mustache on your dick.

945 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8390 02:38

To paraphrase the adage about traffic: They are not fleeing a war-torn region. They are the war-torn region.

946 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8390 05:03

dont delude yourself bitch: youre the jerry springer show of the internet

947 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8390 18:58

Billy Madison taught me that i'm not cool unless I piss my pants.

948 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8390 21:03

>>944 the current Fiat 500 is even more feminine than the Miata.

949 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8391 03:33

"It is the current year now."

As true today as it ever was.

950 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8391 17:45

So in a multiracial society that rewards certain traits and penalizes others, different races will precipitate out, average-average, at different social levels. American blacks, for example, with low average IQ, low average impulse control, and high average inclinations to antisocial behavior, will tend to pool at the bottom of society, in slums and prisons and criminal gangs.

The blacks thus pooled, being too dimwitted to understand anything about biology or statistics, will attribute their sorry plight to the malice of hostile agents. Theyfll develop a lot of anger against those agents, the anger occasionally breaking out in riots.

951 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8391 17:48

>>948 Fiat 500s are road going teddy bears.

952 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8391 18:47

Noted cereal scholar Scott Bruce decried General Mills' decision to invent a new mascot for Chex cereal for such frivolous purposes, and dismissed the Chex Warrior as not compelling enough to sell the product.

953 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8392 05:04

guys i think i really fucked up. ive been eating a bag of marshmallows a day since july. now i can feel my teeth moving when i cough

954 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8392 11:43

i'm drunk and bored who wants to hold hands

955 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8392 15:59

Why walnuts don't grow on walls

956 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8392 18:30

This is not making fun of atrocities. It pointing out that a laugh track is often used, more so then ever, to create a joke of things that are not at all very funny. Two and a Half Men is about a sad, pathetic alcoholic and his deadbeat brother struggling through life, acting like selfish idiots and hating their mother. WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? Because the laugh track said it was okay to laugh? Why are people not picketing Two and A Half Men for making a joke out of serious issues? There is only a very small change in tone from Two and a Half Men to this, and yes, this scene COULD be a sitcom, with just a few tweaks. That is the point, and my hats off to the person who made this, I applaud your social commentary. No, I do not think killing Jews is funny. And neither did the maker of this.

957 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8392 19:27

>>956
I kind of felt this when I watched Mom, another Chuck Lorre show.

>And in case you've forgotten, I got pregnant with you when I was a teenager.
>And please don't take this the wrong way: - It ruined my life.
>[laugh track]

958 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8393 04:02

yes you get banned for posting an image of a child being raped

but don't mind me, feel free to continue

959 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8393 21:11

NO NOT THE KAZOOS

960 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8393 21:48

You just ushered in an epidemic of burglaries by people with cerebral palsy. Canada loses again.

961 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 18:28

Because Yang, like many retarded chinese figures across history got cucked to death because they married a shitty ideology and couldn't see 2 meters in front of them or didn't go with the times.

See most of the chink dinasties

962 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 21:46

Uh, "decent" is a strong word.

963 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 21:50

Air Superiority exactly needs much more balance. For late game (it's 1052) there are 10 000 German interceptors versus totally 8000 planes of USA and Britain flying over London in fight of air superiority. Its silly numbers. About 20 000 planes only over Britain. It is enought to protect Earth against alien intervention.

964 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8396 04:50

Vinny of Vinesauce likes to have sex with underage girls and boys and he uses his youtube fame and power to cover it up. You guys are awful people for supporting him because you are indirectly supporting the rape of young children. It makes me sick to even think about it! I can't believe you people

965 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8397 12:30

//This is a quick JSON parser I made that doesn't work on all cases, just the necessary ;*

966 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8397 21:43

i1942652 	a really big integer of over 1 million bits.

>>965 can surely only end well wwww

967 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8397 22:31

Interesting idea. Having that in mind loli vampires can be seen as the western bourgeoisie, notably with a strong French feeling as a nod to the the French Revolution in 1789, which signaled the beginning of global capitalist dominance in the 19th century. In fact the Scarlets' intrusion into Gensokyo is reminiscent of historical process of colonization by the Europeans during the Victorian Era, during which the colonial superpowers were not only invading and conquering less advanced states, but also exporting their own traditions and customs in an attempt to ``spread the civilization''.

In EoSD this process is represented by the Scarlet Mist Incident. The reason for starting it was quite trivial: Remilia wanted to feel comfortable during daytime, which could not be achieved with the omnipresent sunlight, but her initial idea to deal with that problem required forcing the native inhabitants of Gensokyo to conform to her foreign personal standards. This act of selfishness bears a striking resemblance to the diplomatic incidents during the Victorian Era caused by the violation of cultural taboos by the westerners, such as the Namamugi Incident. Ultimately, only a strong resistance by the Gensokyo natives forced the intruders from SDM to recognize them as their equals rather than inferiors, paralleling the recognition of Japan as the Great Power following the Meiji Restoration.

968 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 00:26

>argh I come from a foreign land, giveth thine women unto me
>not so fast essai we'really getting riggity wreck'd by this trollsquid
> aite famalam let me at it
>he ripped its arm off the absolute madman
>thine women, fair Dane?
>kek, try the bottom of the lame
>if you saith so, companion, though it is a strange place to storeth thine maidens
>my god, what is that abomination, I had best destroy it with this conveniently located magical ax
>beowulf has returned! he has killed the trollsquid's mother
>then he shall be king

Right here, OP.

969 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 06:18

Age is just a number. Prison is just a word.

970 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8399 20:41

Those insidious white supremacists!! They may be hiding amongst you! Lock up your daughters and female-identifying sons!

971 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8399 20:45

Those insidious white supremacists!! They may be hiding amongst you! Lock up your daughters and female-identifying sons!

972 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8399 20:46

Huh. Didn't mean to double post that one. The page refused my captcha so I thought it didn't get through.

973 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8400 15:19

Dream of potatoes

974 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8400 17:09

buddy, they wonft even let me fuck it

975 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8401 23:24

(L„D` )ƒƒ^ƒVƒRƒmƒRƒjƒKƒe

976 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8402 01:32

I dunno man, seems like a pretty simple rule of life. No one is perfect, yeah? Everyone has shitty features you wish they wouldn't have, even you. One of my best friends in high school and a bit after was a chronically depressed screamo fan who was also a born-again Christian who thought he had demons inside him. My other best friend was a girl who was a compulsive liar who was kinda bitchy about everything (she also talked a lot over movies, but that was actually amusing at times). Whenever she would come up with some new bullshit story that only served her ego and made her seem much cooler than she was, we would all play along, knowing full well even as high schoolers that she was lying. Pretty much all my friends were kinda awful like this at times. But I loved being around them. The girl would just suck our dick sometimes because it probably did something for her psyche.

The point is, if you wanna get high and fuck Marilyn Monroe in the ass in some 1950s place, then dealing with her shitty parts should be a small trade off. People who demand all their acquaintances be perfectly actualized and continuously self-improving people are people with no friends and also don't get laid.

977 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8402 01:49

In case anyone's wondering
Their names are Brad McGuire and Steve Rambo
& the movie name is - "Cockpit" (part 1 & part 2 ) (Catalina Video)
Yes , part 2 is the sequel .
Details -
Brad McGuire -
Race - White , Height : 5'8" (172 cm) Penis : 8.5 Uncut , Hair : Bald , Eye Color : Brown

Steve Rambo -
Race - Caucasian , Height: 5'9'' (179 cm) . Penis: 8inch cut , Hair : Brown . Eye Color: Brown

978 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8403 00:37

Did a Markov chain generate this horseshit?

979 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8403 03:30

Jesus wasn't selfish, impatient or insecure and I'd wager thirty pieces of silver you'd deny him twice before the cock crows you simple fucking Simon.

980 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8403 05:49

hey buddy i think you got the right door, the leather club's right here *whips out dick*

981 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8403 08:12

My wife and I were at a friends home having a little get together Bar-B-Q. The night came on and the children were put to bed. However one little four year old girl wanted to sleep in their parents' bed. So daddy tucked her in and proceeded to join us in the living room for drinks. (Side note: This is starting to feel like a police report...I apologize. Ifm in the moment) Anyway, a few minutes later the four year old walks in and announces to everyone to gLook...look it...Ifm a Princess and here is my wand...h I saw a bright flash of neon pink stream across the air. My eyes could not compute what it was fast enough before the mother gasped and snatched her daughter up, running head long into the hall. A few people cracked up and the father left to go attend to the embarrassed wife. I just sat there kind of confused, saying to myself all kinds of things like, gWas that a dildo...that was one huge dildo...why was it neon pink...God that dildo was huge!h You see what Ifm saying. You have to look past the point of someone finding it. What you really should be concerned about is what the personfs going to think once they do. By the way, to add to the story, one of my friends turned to see what the little girl was talking about just in time to get smacked in the face with said dildo. It was a great night.

982 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8404 04:40

y'know the pokemon world probably has a lot of crime problems

983 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8404 14:54

Man, most nasheeds are just singing with maybe some drums. But here, man, I hear an electric guitar, a keyboard, and I'm pretty sure they make some pretty liberal use of synthesizers. Bonus points for using assault rifles/mortars in the percussion section.

984 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8404 16:59

One of the challenges was where the examiners put a seemingly lost mobile phone in the back of a taxi that was taking the contestant to the studio for the dayfs shooting. All the white contestants, when they found the phone, did what they could to return it to its original owner. But, the black female contestant, who was supposed to be some educated and refined gprofessionalh with a good career, stole it. This outcome was exactly as I had predicted to my then wife, as we were watching the show together.

985 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8404 19:27

thank god bane rhymes with plane or this memepoetry shit would be hard

986 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8405 10:34

I'll let my imouto vacuum my mind until I enter nirvana, where imoutos are on every channel you switch to on television, sitting there, flashing their panties once in awhile. True heaven.

987 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8406 13:18

In other news, Google contemplates removing the reverse gear from their self-driving cars because only .04% of miles are driven in reverse /s

988 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8406 19:29

Reminder that Zhuge 'why does it always rain on me' Liang did everything wrong.

Reminder that Sima Yi did nothing wrong.

989 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8407 09:25

I want to put my penis into a vagina.

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990 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8407 17:21

The amount of people offended over this hashtag indicates one thing:

1. Some of you must be on your period.#IfMenHadPeriods

991 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8407 17:30

Too bad the appealing thing is the cute girl and not the headphones

992 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8407 22:47

If the earth was sacked, would anyone of importance notice? Most of it's population has never worked in their entire lives and the main source of income is welfare. Whole place could be torched and it'd only be a net benefit for humanity. Purge the useless eaters.

993 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8409 02:57

That's a nice example of a Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc fallacy, which is why your argument is completely wrong.

994 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8409 03:03

what about dicks

995 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8409 08:19

1942 Fairey Fuckbiscuit PR MkIX?

996 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8409 17:04

did you feed a neural net pixiv or something

997 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8409 20:42

Leftist politics in general is mostly just compensation for (usually justified) feelings of personal inadequacy.

998 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8410 09:21

oh no we're going to bed together

999 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8410 15:08

Feminists should worry less about being triggered and more about being harpooned.
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