[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#21] (999)

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8289 05:54


3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8289 06:05

Sometimes I think it would be a good thing if another great war broke out, to give the brave and strong and clever people a chance to prove themselves and gather power and to cull the weak and cowardly. Unfortunately great wars usually end up having the exact opposite effect.

VC: cull

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8289 06:36

they're not just axes, they're space axes

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8289 07:52

>>3 The cleverest people don't get involved in petty human squabbles

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8289 12:46

Kiss me, darling.

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8289 13:51


8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8289 17:22

We're independent! We did it all ourselves!

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8289 19:12

When people talk hypothetically about intelligent people, I'm pretty sure they're just talking about themselves.

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8289 19:38

Shouldn't someone be angry about mushrooms by now?

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8289 19:52

I was literally just thinking about that as I was going to this thread. I was thinking about how that guy got angry about how we were all acting childish for people not liking mushrooms (http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/4).

12 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8289 20:22

There are people out there who don't like mushrooms?

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8289 20:23

I miss saovq

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8289 20:52

where did it go

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8289 21:01

It dead

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8289 21:44

Saovq is alive and better than it has been for a while, if you ask me!

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8289 21:47

Wrong on all counts

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8289 21:57

If you ask me, it's probably best not to get into it.

19 Name: >>11 : 1993-09-8289 21:59

It's an even crazier coincidence because I just remembered I've been downloading 20 different mushroom growing videos for the past two hours.

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8289 23:22

Dressed to repress

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8290 00:42

I can't get onto 6-ch where I am studying my course,because it's "Pornography"

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8290 01:59

Beating off to the Atelier artbook

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8290 06:50

In the Japanese versions of Metal Gear Solid, the same voice actress does the voice of The Boss, Rosemary, Sunny and Karen Hojo, that kinda blew my mind a bit... it's an extra layer to the story that's missing from the Western version. Rosemary even has a different voice actress each game she appears in here!

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8290 08:15

Probably anything with "loli" anywhere on the main page when it did the scrape got blocked.

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8290 18:11

Intense self loathing.

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8290 19:28

Mildly uplifting self-satisfaction at a job well done.

And getting promptly paid for it too. $$

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8290 19:41

I think I'm only interested in communicating online when there is a lot of stress in my real life. I think I'm getting bored of this place.

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8290 19:48

She's like an old lawnmower, in that you have to choke her to get her going.

29 Name: (´д`;) : 1993-09-8290 23:29

im hungry

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8291 00:03

That sounds shitty.

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8291 05:20

I kind of want to NTR a girl with another guy.

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8291 17:34

>>30 Why? It adds to the themes of like recurring scenes and roles and things. I mean she plays those roles across the series, not all those characters in the one game, if that's what you're thinking.

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8291 17:39


> Karen Hojo

who dat

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8291 23:29

>>33 I think from Peace Walker, but I haven't played it yet.

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8292 12:49

I've forgotten how slowly—no, with deliberation—the Superstructure moves. How refreshing.

I kind of want to play the part of the NTR "protagonist" in the context of a threesome with a couple I'm friends with. I think they'd agree, too. Does this make me a bad person, >>31 ?

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8292 14:51

Lotus as far as the eye can see.

37 Name: (´・д・`) : 1993-09-8292 15:06

I'm also hungry

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8292 16:35

at least I will always have math

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8292 18:32

I think my flatmate is mentally ill.

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8292 22:14

>>35 I don't think so. That's basically my fantasy too except I'd fuck the guy and make the girl watch instead of the other way around.

41 Name: ( ゚ Д゚) : 1993-09-8293 00:15


>sageing for no reason

42 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-8293 01:46

There are plenty of reasons for sage, especially if you're into math.

43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8293 01:54

bold peanuts

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8293 03:01

These country roads grow longer at night. It's good for atmosphere, but it makes getting home tedious.

45 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8293 05:20

I made duck stroganoff on spaetzle

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8293 10:46

sage is neither an insult nor a display of distaste anywhere outside of 4chan and its derivatives
nobody here needs a reason to sage

47 Name: ( ゚ Д゚) : 1993-09-8293 15:58

i never said you needed a reason to sage
but you sage threads you don't like bty

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8293 19:12

I don't even feel like doing math today. Just drinking.

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8293 19:42

I don't understand what “but you sage threads you don't like bty” means. If that's a typo for “btw” and you're trying to instruct him on how to use sage, that's bad advice. If you're commenting on that particular poster's use of sage, I don't think you can accurately claim that, since it's not a distinctive name.

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8293 20:04


>You sage threads you don't like

No you sage threads in the hopes that Imanouchi will show up.

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8293 21:37

I'm guessing it's just a character he's playing. He's using a kaomoji other than the default one. He is also typing in all lower case with no periods. Neither of these are bad, but I think that it might be an attempt at playing a character who is not very knowledgeable. Then again, I tend to form stories around the posts on anonymous sites, and I'm not very well versed in proper internet communication.

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8293 21:57

Ah, it is I who am the fool!

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8293 22:02

If you are reading this then I am more virtuous than you.

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8293 22:02

Even knowing better, I can't help but take internet people at their word.

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8293 23:46

You have to wake up.

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8293 23:52

Is "go away bears!" a good thing?

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8294 00:46

Is it just me, or has interest in linguistics recently increased?

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8294 00:50


59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8294 01:07

"Why are you kids floating up there? Get down! How is that even possible?"
"It's technology, ma."

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8294 03:31

I'm not really sure I understand the story. The gameplay isn't that interesting to me. But the characters are cute, and I do like to collect items.

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8294 04:29

oh god the possibilities are amazing

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8294 05:13

I'm glad I'm not the only one.

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8294 11:44

I want to join the UPRPRC.

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8294 12:06

This is how bad games keep being born.

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8294 19:38

Holy shit, he might actually be a murderer.

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8294 21:46

More than enough good games to occupy me forever have already been made. Mmm, so I guess the crappy mass-market videogames we have these days don't bother me so much.

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8294 22:31

Something horrible happened in the late 70s to early 80s and we missed something when we liberalized our markets and international trade, leaving the living standards and employment opportunities of the first world lower and middle classes in serious peril.

I just don't know enough about economics to say what the fix is. Perhaps stagflation was entirely oil crisis-based and just as the problem was self-regulating we dismantled the postwar consensus. Perhaps we just made the wrong calls on liberalizing international trade, especially of currency. Perhaps it was all just a blip and only by rebuilding from a global conflict could conditions so good be enjoyed.

I will one day have to sit down with an economist or two and have them explain it to me, although I have a natural distrust for economists.

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8294 23:06

Why are all the backup loaders looking like shit. How can these people spend months of their time to create useful applications like this, even implement cool looking 3D effects but the app itself looks like garbage.

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8295 00:08

Asking an economist will get you a clear answer, and asking another economist will get you another. I don't think it's a real science.

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8295 04:16

I don't usually play video games. The gameplay might have been boring since I turned it on novice, so there wasn't too much of a challenge. But that's kind of what I wanted. Just to waste time, but not too much of it. Although after I 100% completed it today, I felt a little empty. I wasn't sure what to do since nothing happened other than the number 99 turned to 100. So I spent some time pretending to be one of the npcs. I guess all I can do is move it to my folder containing the 20 something games I've completed in the past 3 years.

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8295 07:22

what game was it

72 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8295 11:30

Rabu ribi

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8295 11:31

*Rabi ribi

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8295 14:55

What the fuck does "performing install actions" even mean, I hate when critical messages are a bunch of fucking meaningless shit.

75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8295 17:16

love is real for all who kiss

76 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8295 23:48

I'm done disagreeing with people.

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8296 00:25

The company I work for is probably really susceptible to social engineering because of me.

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8296 01:03

I have to stop talking to myself.
As in, to stop saying everything I think out loud whenever I'm alone, because maybe I'm not actually alone.

79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8296 01:07

If i said everything i thought aloud. I would say a lot of things.

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8296 02:26

i am terribly depressed and i need to stop reading the news

81 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8296 02:53

In third grade we were learning about John Wilkes Booth and the Lincoln assassination when someone asked what the phrase "Sic semper tyrannis" meant. The teacher said that it was a mystery and no one knows what it means. Now why would you lie about something like that to a bunch of kids? Very bizarre.

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8296 04:01

Why the fuck am I getting British gambling spam? I liked it better when I was getting Japanese Adultery Site spam.

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8296 05:01

saying "hey, stranger" to actual strangers

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8296 14:59

Dear god, only I am able to turn a really great job opportunity into a living nightmare.

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8296 15:21

I feel so much better.

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8296 16:40

Bedazzle my gravestone.

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8296 18:43


88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8296 19:08

Forget the actual content, the design of the Youtube comments section is horribly designed. It's such a clusterfuck. I don't understand it at all.

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8296 19:34

I think at one point they were arranged chronologically, and then by rating, and now it's more or less random. You also get replies going from newest to oldest, so if for some reason you want to read a chain from the beginning you have to open the whole thing, scroll down, and scroll back up. Not to mention the occasional @ or + or whatever that doesn't nest under its parent comment, meaning that you have no idea who they're replying to. And God forbid somebody change their name.
I don't know what Google was thinking.

90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8296 19:57

even better than I thought. Dis gon be gud

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8296 21:42

It has an effect on your Google + e-peen. What type of people are in your circles. A larger amount of subs and views on your account will push your comment up. Its in this format of 2-3 brand new comments, next is 4-7 is most votes up or large chain replies, after that it's well known YouTube accounts, then everyone else. If the uploaded makes a comment on his/her video, it will be pinned to the top.

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8296 23:15

All these gizzard recipes need weird, exotic spices. Who has celery salt lying around?

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8297 01:13

Why is "I love you" gay, but "I love you, man" not?

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8297 02:38

I think both are pretty gay, actually.

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8297 04:24

Pretty sure you can just say "I love you" and it be taken as appreciation rather than sexual interest. It's more about how you say it. You know... tone and body language and stuff.

Yeah, men who say that must be homos! I'm so not gay that I don't even talk to guys or girls .

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8297 04:39

All men are gay, some just make up pedantic rules to pretend otherwise.

97 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-8297 05:07

Good to know, but still infuriating.

98 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8297 07:54

Accidentally dropped my socks in the toilet

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8297 13:58

I don't think a Trump presidency would be that bad.

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8297 14:14

knee socks

101 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8297 14:57

Cute girls wearing cute socks.

102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8297 17:04

Once I edited a Wikipedia article anonymously because it was badly formatted.
An admin just sent a message to my IP that just said "Happy Editing!". It felt sort of warm.

103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8297 19:37

If I take a sleeping pill and a Vivarin at the same time, will I spend the next few hours in that half-dreaming half awake state I like so much in the mornings?

104 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8297 21:17

Alice is a nice name.

105 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8297 22:27

Or perhaps Bob?

106 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8298 04:16

My new goal is to completely make up shit online that sounds true. I see it as activism for fact checking information. Like that joke that people on fact check information on April Fools day, but year round.

107 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8298 06:11

If you wanna know the truth, you gotta dig up Johnny Booth

108 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8298 11:35

I never realised just how fragile reality is.

109 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8298 16:29

I keep finding myself reading posts from 7 years ago instead of making new ones.

110 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8298 18:30

I like to listen to harsh noise when I'm drunk.

111 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8298 18:52

>>106 Me too, it's lots of fun. My late stepdad was a lecturer at a university, and he'd always tell his students how Wikipedia's okay as a starting point, but dig deeper and check everything further. One day he set them an essay for homework, but he changed some key facts on wikipedia - 90% of them used the false information in their work. Personally every now and then I like to have drawn-out cock-and-bull discussions with people on youtube who don't realise I'm taking the piss haha

112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8298 18:56

>>110 It's even more fun to make harsh noise when you're drunk! What kind of stuff do you listen to? I feel Japanese noise is more like full-on rock 'n' roll bombast, whereas Western stuff is more "hnnng i am miserable so listen to this bleak shit turned up to 11 for 20 minutes" boring no fun. Not always of course.

113 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8298 19:08

Well, Pulse Demon is definitely a go to album.

114 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8298 22:31

Your every action is futile in the greater scheme of things, Onii-chan!

115 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8300 01:01

I never knew that Phineas and Ferb were stepbrothers.

116 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8300 01:16

Capitan, well, I'd like delete the aliens.

117 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8300 05:19

A grill at work texted me to ask about how to operate the VPN today. I ignored it. Actually I didn't ignore it, i just thought 'I'll type a polite but unhelpful response later' and then forgot about it until now.
This behaviour annoys me, if you couldn't tell.

118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8300 10:12

>>112 just reminded me of how much it annoys me that people now comment "HNNNNG" on pictures of things perfectly fitting into other or similar phenomena. Okay, we don't really need to comply with old memes that were kinda cancerous to begin with, but it's not supposed to be the sound of you getting your rocks off, guys.

119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8300 19:25

I have no 女子力.

120 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8300 19:38

I've found out that youtube pundits are really good at putting me to sleep.

121 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8301 02:14

What if "the vocal minority" was a euphemism for black people?

122 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8301 07:02

>>118 Uh, I did mean it like they're in pain, and it would be better fi they were getting their rocks off

123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8301 07:25

What if the internet was our "mouse utopia"?

124 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8301 11:54

I wish I knew what was going on in #DQN @ Rizon.

125 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8301 12:54


126 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8301 14:12

Don't remind me! It's eight days until my next exam.

127 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8301 23:34

Today I watched the politest man I've ever met desperately try to end a phone call for ten minutes. I wanted to tell him “Go ahead and finish talking - I'll come back later,“ but I know that would have made him feel worse.

128 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8302 00:40

Nothing is going on, it's not a real channel.
Was created and locked by Rizon staff.

129 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8302 00:50

>>122 no way man, you were using it right. It was just my daily reminder that that I'm an kind of an oldfag now.

130 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8302 04:29

I'm not sure what to believe

131 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8302 11:19

That's just what you want me to think!

132 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8303 02:01

I started watching Lucky Star but after the intro they began talking about how they eat sweet bread and stuff for 6 minutes and 36 seconds, I counted it, just to drive home a lame joke.
I had to close mpv and then I deleted the entire thing from my hard drive. This was way worse than talking about the weather with elevator people.

133 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8303 02:39

I know I watched the whole series (Lucky Star) in about 2009...
I don't remember very much but a lot of jokes about choco-coronets or something. and konata being into computers and some yuri with the purple hair grills. and the OP of course.

I think I had less respect for the way I used my time when I was in high school.

134 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8303 03:31

Funny how we change. I don't.

135 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8303 04:35

Like a Buckley anime.

136 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8303 05:32

Data is pretty much the affirmative action hire. He's a huge liability who occasionally gets hacked/possessed/goes insane and locks down the ship and mutilates someone, but the crew keeps him around because they don't want to be robot-racist.

137 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-8303 05:59

I've heard the first four(?) episodes of Lucky Star are quite bad. The director got fired or something, and supposedly it gets better once his replacement arrives.

138 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8303 07:47

I quite liked Lucky Star, but maybe mostly because it was the first anime I watched (apart from like Pokémon and things that were on kids TV). It's a bit like Seinfeld I guess

139 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8303 07:50

I can't remember what it's called but there's like a spin-off about two poor girls, and the lucky star ones show up in the background a couple of times. It was quite good too if you liked anime, and the episodes are short, I think there's a half-an-hour condensed version on youtube of all the episodes together

140 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8303 08:07

I'm watching Lucky Star soon, it has moved up to the 6th most prioritized in my mind backlog. The list can change at any moment, other shows on the list include Space Ghost Coast 2 Coast, Higurashi, Look Around You, and PriPara. (No particular order)

141 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8303 10:02

I always saw the eating conversation in the first episode as character introduction. I can see how someone might be irritated that the whole show isn't 23 minutes of just the intro, but it never really bothered me.

I would like to have seen more Misao and Hiyori and less Yutaka.

142 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8303 17:02

As long as it's not like Curb Your Enthusiasm

143 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8303 20:58

>>142 Indeed. I came into possession of all the DVDs and I wanted to like it, but I can't handle those cringey-awkward-situation kind of comedies

144 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8303 22:13

"That". A collective of ideas that were built up over time and eventually grew into a powerful form and is able to manifest itself, it is now part of what we call reality.

145 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8303 22:20

I didn't realize I wasn't having fun while playing video games anymore until I played Dark Souls 3 and actually had a merry time fighting Aldritch and Dancer.

146 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8303 22:47

>Serve as desired.

I appreciate that this spaghetti box trusts my judgement, but I don't like the implication that, if it had told me to, I would have served the spaghetti in a way I don't like.

147 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8303 23:33

Gratuitous algebra.

148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8304 10:19

Why does everything by Trigger feel like it's made to appeal directly to the kind of people who watch dubbed anime on adult swim

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8304 10:45

Cute spiders eating cute moths.

150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8304 17:08

You'd say that about every quirky genre-savvy shonen ever. Because that's what Trigger does.

151 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8305 03:30

I keep all my torrents on my LinkedIn account

152 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8305 06:46

Spiders are not cute, I own a gun just for killing bugs.

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8305 07:36

I wonder what male fashion would be like if skirts were unisex and not just for women.

155 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8305 11:10

we all suck equally much

156 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8305 12:57


157 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8305 22:58

I sort of miss being an angsty teenager.

159 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8306 12:14

Saturn hexagon sun prism poison cell birdcage pillars level small chess.

160 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8306 19:10

I joined Imzy and it looks positively dead, deader than DQN. It's probably because it's invitation only right now but even so, I don't quite think it'll be much more active once it's open.

161 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8306 20:20

Finally, a piece of software approaches beta quality!

162 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8307 05:45

kanyo? shikamusume?

163 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8307 12:23

indian guy pronouncing pillow fort

164 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8307 12:39

cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute

165 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8307 13:08

I got a rash on my face from the dirty jail cell floor mat...

166 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8307 13:21

Christ, I forgot how dull thermodynamics is.

167 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8307 17:26

why are you in a jail with floor mats

did you make fun of the king of thailand

168 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8307 18:08

>>167 I was good for the first night, so they moved me to a cell with a raised area for a bed, but it still had cracked bloodstained waterproof mats

169 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8307 18:15

This happened to me today, but it turns out the schmutz was actually on her cheek in the anime itself, making me look both lonely and stupid.

Unrelated: I remember posting >>/275, but for the life of me can't remember the context or why I posted it.

170 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8307 20:27

Each time I read or hear something about Pontiff Sulyvahn from Dark Souls, the grinding noises thread inevitably comes to mind. It doesn't help at all that both characters just called themselves "the pontiff".

It bothers me that if you search for pontiff, you mostly get Dark Souls. Didn't anybody talk about pontiffs before?

171 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8307 21:57

These long days are doing me good.

172 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8307 23:26

i smoke rocks nigga

173 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8307 23:27

{.,. } Come keep me company, bears.

174 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8308 02:14

I claim to put friends' birthdays on my calendar indiscriminately, but a careful eye might notice that 95% of them are the birthdays of cute women.

175 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8308 04:11

i don't pop molly i smoke rob ford

176 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8308 09:49

STOP THE PRESSES! I remember why I posted >>/275. It was from http://mashikura.net/character/noix-tranche/; when she blows on her flute soap bubbles come out.

177 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8308 12:35

Thanks for that. It wasn't really bothering me, but it's still nice to know.

179 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8308 20:36

But I'm not thinking anything.

180 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8309 02:10


what the fuck

why would you do that

181 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8309 02:33

I wish twitch hadn't gotten their hands on gachimuchi.

182 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8309 02:42

The baby peed himself and the (parents? gaurdians? siblings?) were too high to clean him up. It's not good, but it's not as bad as what you're thinking.

183 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8309 03:32

I'm thinking that I feel discontent with my life, especially recently.

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8309 04:42

I'll never be President. I'm just too sweaty.

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8309 04:59

So lemme get this straight. This guy named Edward Snowden was hacking my emails and shit and he escaped the government? Fuck this guy.

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8309 12:18

If the sun doesn't go down in the summer here, could I not grow the largest marijuana plant in the world

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8309 12:50

This hot chocolate is incredibly sweet.

J-just like you.

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8309 14:08

It's a failure of the intelligence agencies. If we let them use more data, they'll be sure to catch that bastard.

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8309 14:32

So has anyone actually visited a Yoshinoya here? How was it?

190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8309 16:09

It's standard asian fast food. It was okay. Nobody got into a knife fight while I was there.

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8309 19:42

at least we still have cookie and inmu

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8309 20:04

Some day I want to be powerful enough that when people blatantly suck up to me in front of their friends, I can loudly proclaim "YOU WIN THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY!" at them.

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8310 10:54

Do I look like an ornithologist to you?

194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8310 17:26

"I didn't know why this was on, so I unplugged it and closed the lid" -- mother logic

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8310 22:51

A little girl rejecting reality.

196 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8311 06:41

A little girl who does not want to die but realizes she is about to and the resulting fear.

197 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8311 11:01

anime and weed made me gay

198 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8311 11:52

I want to sleep forever.

199 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8311 14:02

The new Top Gear kinda blows.

200 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8311 15:21

Fujiwara no Mokou is cool.

201 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8311 15:39

I'm sorry for ever thinking otherwise, but Prokofiev is actually really good.

202 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8311 16:48

We can offer you VIP quality at DQN quantity.

203 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8311 17:23

Top Gear blows

204 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8311 22:34

I just keep letting me down, letting me down, letting me down.

205 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8312 01:02


The Nichijou soundtrack has always struck me as something Prokofiev would have written.

206 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8312 19:11

I can't believe it's Friday again.

207 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8313 00:13

Seems like this mobile dev shit is actually a pretty booming business despite being absolutely saturated.
I wonder why makes people shed out big buckaroonies into getting stupid shit developed.
I guess it makes sense since they're basically portable computers now.

208 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-8313 02:19

I wasn't around for weeks and missed my personal little >>196 GET.

It feels like the board is superfast these days...

209 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8313 06:06

I got my master's degree and I even went to the ceremony partly because my cohort encouraged me to and now they won't send me pictures, which I have to ask for because I don't have facebook. Alcohol.

210 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8313 09:33

The long tail on mobile is insane though. The top n games make up (100 - (n / 10))% of all profits, where n < 10, or something crazy like that.
Super $$$ games like Crazy Dick Castle Wars put a shit ton of research into how to make "whales" sink as much cash as possible into IAPs.
It's hard to make money unless you already have it, as with all things.

211 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8313 15:29


212 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8314 02:51

I have a lot of silly subconscious thoughts that I occasionally realize consciously. This does not change my behaviour even when I realize the clear irrationality of these thoughts.

I wonder how common this is. The irrational subconscious probably universal, but the realization and acceptance without altered behaviour? I've never asked.

213 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8314 09:02

A cute girl visibly radiating love and adoration.

214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8315 04:33

I'm afraid to post what I'm really afraid of, which in a nutshell is social rejection.

215 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8315 04:43


216 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8315 11:29

Happy girl with scissors.

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8315 16:09

thizzing on that purple goop

218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8315 16:52

I haven't shaved and my hair is really long and my whole appearance could be descibed as unkempt, hairy depression.

219 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8315 18:04

I need to shave but the act is boring and unsatisfying.

220 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8315 18:38

Just put it off for one more day. It's not like we're going anywhere.

221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8315 18:59

Rhubarb is way better than elderflower.

222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8315 22:51

I hope the cat didn't die.

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8316 07:18

It comes out of my hands like that.

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8316 12:28

gotta pee

225 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8316 16:05

I'm lonely.

226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8316 16:55

me too!

227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8316 21:10

I'm going to leave this place without letting everybody know two weeks in advance. If I was in any other situation I would do things properly.
I wonder how will this affect me in the future.

228 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8316 23:00

I'll make sure you never contribute to a bbs again.

229 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8317 07:14

burble burble burble

230 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8317 17:35

There's this girl at work that's somewhat ugly and I grabbed her iPhone once and on her gallery had this entire folder labelled selfies and had like a thousand pictures of herself trying to find a flattering angle but none of the pictures featured a smile so she had like a 100 pics of herself emptily staring into the camera with a serious look on her face, and it was really eerie yet funny.

When she noticed I was perusing her selfies folder she got really really red but didn't say anything.

231 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8317 18:33

bubble boble sobble

232 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8317 18:35


233 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8317 18:45

Calormen sounds like a brand of artificial sweetener.

234 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8317 19:17

Planets and fleets. That'll work better than my first plan.

235 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8317 19:51

I need to live
A happy life
Somewhere else
Without my wife.

236 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8318 07:55

It's over. It's finally over. It's been a long 3 days, but summer is finally at an end.
I'd like to thank my cat for making me feel better by lounging around more pathetically than me.

237 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8318 16:01

I got a chance to play Fallout 4 for a little bit at a friend's house. I made my character as fat and ugly as I could, and put almost all my points in Strength and Endurance. I swore to blindly whack everything I could with whatever melee weapons the game threw at me.

When I got out of the vault, I turned around and went opposite the direction of the quest marker. Eventually I came across a merchant, who I promptly bludgeoned to death. I took everything he had.

After more wandering, I came across somebody looking for a vault. I bludgeoned him to death. A nearby mercenary noticed, so I bludgeoned her to death too. By this point my friend was giving me strange looks. Then I found a cat in what I presume was the mercenary's house and began bludgeoning that too. I was about to finish the job, but my friend burst out, "Don't kill the cat you sick fuck!" I then realised why I should play games in the privacy of my own home.

238 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8318 16:01

Also funny that he drew the line at the cat.

239 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8318 21:54


240 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8319 03:21

⁽⁽◝(´>௰< )◜⁾⁾ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ GO AWAYYYYYYYY!!!

241 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8319 05:03

I need to fix my sleep schedule. Why is it so hard??

242 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8319 12:45

Of course I love you.

243 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8319 14:40


244 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8319 21:17

Hello??? Hello???

245 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8319 22:02

Ay yo was up

246 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8319 22:11

You should go to sleep and never wake up, Onii-chan!

247 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8320 08:37


uh, doesn't that mean "i read about three novels on the moon"

"per month" would be like 一月間 right

this deck is trash

248 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8320 09:56

一ヶ月 or 毎月, not 一月間. Also judging by http://jisho.org/search/%E6%9C%88%E3%81%AB%20%23sentences it seems 月に can actually mean per month as well.

249 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8320 16:54

Actually, I think 月に means "the bent-legged stepladder quacks like a duck."

250 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8321 02:49

the pleasure of being cummed inside

251 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8321 05:33

Ingrown jewnose.

252 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8321 09:57

A cute girl doing a cute thing.

253 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8321 12:15

cool funky bassline

254 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8321 13:40

It doesn't bother me because I'm not a superficial neophyte, but it's still funny when I end a function with )))]))

255 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8321 16:53

Every few years, "that period of time where I used to be happy" moves forward by the same amount. I think in actuality I was just never happy.

256 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8321 18:51

I want a game that does the "classical RPG rogue" really well. Sneaking around, stealing wallets, stabbing people in the dick, getting out of trouble with rogueish charm.

257 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-8321 19:12

Thief (the original one) is pretty good, if you don't mind that the developers also made Tomb Raider and put a lot of exploring ancient ruins in. There's not really any conversation, but I think that's better than bad attempts at dialogue. I hear Thief II was even better, but I've been too busy to play it.

258 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8321 22:01

Elephants are cool.

259 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8321 23:06

You're always happy, you just don't realize it until a few years later.

260 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8322 05:23

I can't stand looking at beautiful 3D women because I get very jealous. They're so pretty and I'm the ugliest duckling. I spend my idle thoughts enumerating what makes me so.

261 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8322 17:01

lift weights, eat right, dress well. You'll be amazed at how much better life gets.

262 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8322 17:32

Give 'em the acid treatment. That'll teach them.

263 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8322 18:34

I think I just 'got' syntax transformers.

264 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8322 19:24

Active status bars make all the difference.

265 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8322 19:51

Being happy all the time would get exhausting fast, I think. I'll settle for content, or mildly uplifted most of the time.

266 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8322 22:26

Cuddle Oriented Programming

267 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8322 23:56

John "Dilip" Kumar "Dilip" "Dilip" "Dilip" Kumar

268 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8324 07:22

Need to sleep.

Dqn, if you've been mailing me, i left my laptop at school for a week so i haven't read anything. Sorry...

269 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8324 16:23

Correct! Content is the only mentally healthy status quo. Anything else should be a temporary deviation.

270 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8324 16:35

I'm still waiting for vaporwave to finally become relevant so I can tell my friends I was always on top of the hottest shit.

271 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8324 17:25

I want to sleep.

272 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8324 18:03

Being happy all the time would stay fresh as long as supplied with lolicon to catalyze it.

273 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8324 18:45

That doesn't work for people with normal, healthy sex drives.

274 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8324 21:54

There's nothing wrong with glitter as long as you're a gay man who loves life so much that the joy you get from it outweighs the misery of whoever has to clean it up.

275 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8325 15:52

I played boardgames with someone donned in glitter the other day. The glitter got all over the things and bothered me greatly.

276 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8325 19:05

I'm a buff baby that can dance like a man.

277 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8326 01:44

super left dude gets super mad

278 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8326 02:25

A normal healthy sex drive is wanting loli all the time to the point of traveling around the earth fast enough to always be under the moon.

279 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8326 04:00

naw that's just gay

280 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8326 17:44

We'll be back shortly.

Telephone bankers may be able to access some account information while our site is unavailable.
You can reach them at one of the numbers below:

What the hell, is it 1998 again? Why can't a multi-billion dollar international Zionist cartel make a fucking functioning website?

281 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8326 18:18

Too many cooks

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8326 18:36

At first I read that as "too many cocks"

283 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8326 18:38

What should I do with my life today.....

284 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8326 18:48

>>282 that works too

285 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8327 18:42

Divide and concrete

286 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8327 18:44

Grey Poupon: The Bonobo Spectacular, Cumulative Edition

287 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8327 20:37

Men are disgusting.
Women like men.
Therefore women like something disgusting.
Women are disgusting.

288 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8327 21:51

Not that kind of seizure.

289 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8328 05:50

Stand up and let me shoot through you

290 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8328 12:31

Flat design but for hentai

291 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8328 15:23

Even your unconditional love is no match for the universe's unconditional indifference, Onii-chan!

292 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8329 04:36

I'm pretty strongly anti-death.

293 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8329 04:37

my kitchen is disgusting

294 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8329 04:37

someone should really clean this

295 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8329 04:40

When babies cry other people go "awww" but I feel so annoyed I want to vomit. Babies make me literally ill. Fuck babies. Fuck the human race.

296 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8329 05:02

I also want to fuck the entire human race.

297 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8329 05:30


298 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8329 18:24

I can't hear perfectly normal phrases like "it's so fucking deep" or "oh shit, I'm sorry" IRL without imagining gay porn anymore.

299 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8329 18:25

I only want to fuck about a 1/4th of it.

300 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8329 19:29

yeah or "shove it in my ass you fucking slut"
it's turned the office into an awkward erection farm

301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8329 20:18

I've started carrying less cash. It helps keep me from buying drugs.

302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8329 20:41

草泥馬 but pronounced like くさどろ たけし as if it were someone's name

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8329 22:03

Huh, you like that? Like embarrassing me?

304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8330 02:12

"H. R. Giger has finished downloading"

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8330 03:04

What's the point of paying for college if you're just going to forget most everything anyway a few years down the line?

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8330 03:45

""I press the mittens button every tim""e. Iddidnt press it

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8330 04:02

You know what really annoys me? When someone posts a long, difficult to understand, poorly punctuated rant online.

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8330 16:03

I won't forget you.

309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8330 17:43

Take it easy, just ignore it, you don't have to feel bad for them

310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8330 19:52

He's not being disrespectful, he's just a prick.

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8331 02:08

George Martin killing off the beatles GoT style

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8331 02:18


313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8331 02:59


314 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8331 04:12

It's a vicious cycle. Bodybuilding is very competitive, so you take steroids to get bigger. The steroids make you more competitive, encouraging you to take more steroids. Eventually your arms are the size of children and you start huffing creatine daily.

315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8331 07:31

I'm a skeezy motherfucker and why should i feel bad about it

316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8331 17:16

Cute things that are also lewd.
Lewd things that are also cute.

317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8331 17:58

Nature's nowhere near as fragile as eco activists make it out to be. Nature despises weakness and will fucking kill you if it gets the chance.

318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8331 19:04

Nature is a uniform amorphous blob with only one aspect: the one that most recently made the news.

319 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8331 20:20

Nature is a pretty cool scientific journal.

320 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8332 00:53

It's not that nature's weak. It's just that we are weak and if nature changes just enough, we will have a shit time surviving.

321 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8332 02:04

>>320 That's pretty much what I said.

322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8332 05:18


Creatine can be huffed?

323 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8332 07:55

Fuck off, you orphanfondler.

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8332 08:31

I inject creatine directly into my dick

325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8332 08:36

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326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8333 02:25


327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8333 02:44

Brexit!! Brexit!!

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8333 06:52

Wow, this place is still around.

Son of bitch Captcha

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8333 07:28

God damn it, I liked being part of the EU.

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8333 07:45

I honestly thought she was dead. This will make the masturbation less guilty.

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8333 14:24

I hope David Tusk also quits.

332 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8333 23:58

I'll smoke all the flammable gas I like.

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8334 00:42

I wonder if we can win a referendum on this timescale, in these circumstances.

I'll have to learn how to campaign.

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8334 02:32

My feet somehow ache and are numb at the same time and it makes it hard to keep my balance. Same thing with my hands, and it makes fine motor control quite difficult (absolutely amazing for a shut-in who spends 16 hours a day typing on the computer btw). My short term memory is gone. My neck constantly hurts like I'm using a cinderblock for a pillow. My memory is gone, I can't remember the names of things, I constantly misread similar-looking words in both English and Japanese. I am missing one ball and probably sterile in the other. I'll probably spend the rest of my (statistically now much shorter) life in constant anxiety that every little ache or twinge is the cancer I survived once coming back to finish the job. And people keep telling me "well at least you're not dead" like that's supposed to make me feel better.

tldr I wish I were a bird.

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8334 03:26

fuck now i wanna be a bird

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8334 03:57

3D Skinny Teen Destroyed By A Dragon!

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8334 04:02

I just played Overwatch for the first time. I didn't even know what the fuck was going on, I picked Reinhardt and then they gave me some mission in Hollywood protecting some car or some shit from a wave of attacks and I proceeded to kick everyone's shit in getting 10-kill streaks from basically just clicking over and over. I ended up getting play of the game.

Also there were like 5 assholes all playing edgy skull guy, 2 on my team, 3 on the other. Is everyone 12?

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8334 12:59

Life wouldn't be worth living without you, Onii-chan!
Life isn't worth living with you either, Onii-chan!

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8334 13:45

>>337 I think he's meant to be an edgy owl guy. Is it just like Team Fortress 2 but new?

340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8334 13:55

i think it's supposed to be tf2 with waifus

341 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8334 17:42

I want to see your butterflies.

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8334 18:43

whining about politics on the internet but not proactive enough to actually contribute to changing anything beyond sour grapes

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8334 21:06


344 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8334 23:24

I know what I want to dream about tonight.

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8335 00:50

homo nership

346 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8335 04:01

My sister walks around the house in her underwear. If I was even a little attracted to her it would be weird.

347 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8335 06:25

Tempted to say something creepy. I don't think I will, though.

348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8335 08:07

transparent soap

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8335 08:59

>>346 Pics or didn't happen

350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8335 10:23

2 days without sleep on amphetamines feels bad

351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8335 14:33

Foam on water.

352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8335 18:19

Time flies when you don't value your life any more.

353 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8335 20:02

Dun dun duun
Dun dun dudun
Dun dun duuuun
Dun Dun

354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8335 20:45

Kicks too loud but at the same time not loud enough

355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8335 22:50

Why does my life follow so many cliches? Well, I suppose cliches exist for a reason...we connect with media that recognises and identifies patterns that happen in our own lives, and those become successful, hence their overuse.

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8336 04:56

I honestly hope that future scholars write about the Pedobear-Spurdo Spärde-Gondola evolution.

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8336 05:55

I was an 8chan user before it got flooded with illegal immigrants from Gamergatexico.

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8336 07:28


359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8336 20:18

High culture.

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8337 02:40

I don't care if it's numbers match! It's a fucking Gremlin! DO THE SWAP DAMMIT

361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8337 07:51

The intelligentsia have needs too.

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8337 11:15






363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8337 14:13

High couture.

364 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8337 14:29

high culture but like the culture of being high on drugs

365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8337 16:56

Hey, culture

366 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8337 17:33

The only two disabilities are a bad attitude and multiple sclerosis.

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8337 19:23

post your current brain

368 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8337 19:25

I lost an entire word and am not ashamed of that.

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8337 21:14

I just want to do maths forever.

370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8337 21:16

High structure.

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8338 09:36

Every startup ever:
"Let's offer a cool service for free and make money off premium users!"
"Nobody's paying for premium...Let's make the free service crappy so people have to go premium!"
"Where did everybody go :("

372 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8338 18:45

You got that Evernote's changing email too, huh?

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8338 20:32

Touchscreens are objectively worse than keyboards in every possible way.

374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8338 23:46

I'll be back in four years
see you then pal

375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8339 01:07

I literally just wasted 6 months worth of work.
Like, they just went down the drain in a matter of hours. Doesn't help that they were some of the worst months of my life, filled with constant overtime and brutal deadlines.
Time to off myself.

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8339 01:46

if you got paid, who cares?

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8339 08:02


378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8339 11:13

Doing research?

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8339 12:27

>>374 I miss you! Come back safe!

380 Name: (*´ω`*) : 1993-09-8339 15:14

Every imageboard I knew of that wasn't blocked at work is blocked now! Nooooooooooo!

381 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8339 16:05

king of the hill is actually a pretty funny show

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8339 17:53


383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8339 19:05

thinken of yume nikkers

384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8339 19:08

Yummy knickers

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8340 22:04

this site hasn't changed at all

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8340 22:24

To be fair, it's been around less than a month.

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8341 05:13

Things have really slowed down since >>374 left. I hope he's okay.

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8341 09:24

>>374 here, I suck dicks

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8341 09:32

Acute girl.

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8341 11:57

how dare you conflate my unquestionably righteous in-group with the unquestionably evil out-group just because they are completely indistinguishable to outsiders you fucking shitlord

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8341 17:10

the awesome UFO - very fast, unaffected by gravity and inertia, almost indestructible and with a devastating laser beam that also goes through walls! To steal a vehicle, Tiki simply has to jump onto it, which shoves out the enemy piloting it. (Grand Theft Auto has nothing on him.) Among the many bonuses the game offers include the EXTEND letters from Bubble Bobble that give an extra life, and a joystick that removes inertia and gravity from the vehicles

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8341 18:46

I guess this is what I wanted.

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8341 20:57

When a new show comes out, the cutest pair of characters get priority shipping.

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8341 22:54

Existential guilt.

395 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8342 01:41

Existential glut.

396 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8342 02:27

Whenever I see a black person with dark sunglasses I assume they're blind like Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles.

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8342 03:13


398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8342 03:20


the Japanese dub makes everything better. Apparently Wakamoto was the voice of Ivan Drago in the Rocky IV dub but I can't find it anywhere.

399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8342 10:10

Turning backwards.

400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8342 14:06

Coffee dog headache.

401 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8342 15:31

You are not authorized to view this post

402 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8342 20:56

Gardening sounds nice, but I think an even more satisfying pastime would be taking a hatchet and relieving my housemate of each of her limbs in turn.

403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8342 21:07

Kiss her, you fool!

404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8342 22:01

Lenin's Tomb! Of all places!

405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8343 05:08


406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8343 07:42

yuhthtt yu
yuhthtt yu3 weeks ago (edited)
这个值得R耀吗 ? i also know Chinese

407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8343 19:42

I have lost interest in my own life.

408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8343 20:41

I wonder what Cardcaptor Sakura would look like at age 30.

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8344 02:52

Setting fire to an existing flag is bad, but making a flag out of fire is fine.

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8344 03:46

women are overrated

411 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8344 04:52

Wow, sorry! I thought I was posting in the ctrl+v thread for some reason.

412 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8344 07:30

oh god im drink help me dokyuns

413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8344 07:47

Drink plenty of water so that you have to get up in the middle of the night to pee. That is your penance.

414 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8344 10:17

>>411 I thought this was 1 person spamming every place, but I only check that place anyways.

415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8344 17:20

It's easier to feel bad for not working out than it is to work out.

416 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8344 18:48

Don't listen to >>413. Drink plenty of water before bed to lessen the effect of a hangover from dehydration. Totally different advice here.

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8344 20:48

I hope they find a cure for existentialism some day.

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8344 21:13

Drink plenty of water so your semen tastes better.

419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8345 03:35

Drink plenty of water because the elitist superstructure tells you to.

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8345 12:48

present/future as parent/child
"I work all day so that you can have a roof over your head, a good looking body, and those video games you love so damn much. You'd better do what I say."

421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8345 12:52

Drink plenty of existentialism because the loli tells you to.

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8345 14:54

Drink plenty of water to swallow all that existentialism.

423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8345 21:07

I wonder how many people right now are thinking "I wish I were dead".

424 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8345 22:20

Big Fuckin Giant

425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8346 00:35

I wish I were Fred.

426 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8346 01:59

I don't know who you are, Andrew, but I hope you are having a good day.

427 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8346 02:26


428 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8346 04:02

Fuck the goddamn IRS it's not even my fault and i gotta have an extremely hostile customer service guy on the phone tell me no i don't owe anything because they finally got their shit sorted after i paid them in April

429 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8346 05:34

What's the big deal? I could lift 100x their body weight too.

430 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8346 06:29

A lot of the people my granddad meets are jackasses. He's unlucky like that.

431 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8346 18:58

Pretend to be John Oliver and say "It's 20X6 and Stinkoman still doesn't have an anime?"

432 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8346 20:11

Pretend to be Jamie Oliver and say "Just bosh a bit of olive oil all over it and it'll be pucka mate!"

433 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8346 20:24


434 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8347 00:16

Fuck 'em. I owe them nothing.

435 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8347 01:07

So Ang Lee and John Woo are different people. Learn something new every day.

436 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8347 03:56

The new Independence Day isn't that bad.

437 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8347 04:58

Pokemon Go is really boring, I guess I should add some spice to it and try to capture pokemon while driving, now that sounds like real fun.

438 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8347 05:05


439 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8347 05:53

You know those pornstars who aren't that attractive overall so they try to make up for it with feats of objective superiority like fitting the most dicks in their ass and you can't help but be proud of them?
Don't Hug Me I'll Scared does that with meta.

440 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8348 11:28

Everyone's out having adventures in Pokemon Go and I'm just sitting here too poor to afford a data plan because of my cancer treatments.

441 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8348 12:19

many slowpokes living in my kitchen

442 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8348 18:29

veechon creeachon new san

443 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8348 20:25

Nothing but bugs here. Which is cool, because I like bugs.

444 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8349 00:05

I'm seeing italics everywhere

445 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8349 04:05


446 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8349 04:55


447 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8349 04:58

Suppose I were writing a program that would accept input in a notoriously difficult-to-parse, constantly-changing language, and that this input would then be sent to notoriously buggy, constantly-changing parsers of that language. Should I actually send the input through a strict parser and reject invalid input? Or should I just apply a bunch of regex and call it a day?



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448 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8349 05:02

It made sense at the time.

449 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8349 17:48

You're going to die without ever knowing what it is to live, Onii-chan!

450 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8350 04:40

When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world -- "No, YOU move.”

That's why I call it "U.S. Weekly".

451 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8350 04:59

I can't fathom how someone could be brilliant enough to make LOGINV but not enough to not make its users have to preprocess their data through LN.

452 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8350 08:07

I can't tell you how happy I am.

453 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8350 19:21


454 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8350 19:32

I can tell you how happy I am. Not very.

455 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8350 19:33


456 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8350 21:55

So tired I'm feeling sick

457 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8351 02:48

this here combo washer-dryer

458 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8351 04:02


459 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8351 04:22


460 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8351 08:02

I want to squeeze her until she bursts.

461 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8351 17:49

Flock of Undead Geese is a good name for an 80s revival gimmicky band.

462 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8351 18:09

I suck at cycling.

463 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8351 20:55

>>461 the thought of a horde of zombie Geese throwing reppukens at me is quite frightening.

464 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8352 04:14

I wonder if I could just slowly travel from timezone to timezone and just avoid jet lag completely

465 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8352 04:52

Well obviously that would work. Jet lag is only caused by the abrupt change of timezones from flying

466 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8352 06:15

bps hasn't been here for days, I keep missing him when I try to whine at him in IRC to fix the board

467 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8352 06:50

pulchritudinous aspie bitches

468 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8352 07:40

Cute girl seeks other cute girls for cute purposes.

469 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8352 11:00

It's just another overpriced, nostalgic souvenir.

470 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8352 17:44

Everything's gigabytes these days

471 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8352 18:22




472 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8352 19:54

Bad faith.

473 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8352 23:53

Touch my beloved's thought while her world's affluence crumbles at my feet

474 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8353 02:52

Kids are cruel, Jack. And I love touching children.

475 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8353 05:02

>Too Long

Oh hey, I just got that!

476 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8353 06:36

come on cat you have one job, cant you catch the moth without tearing up my house

478 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8353 11:06

"Named in honor of a storied bike ride through Europe, FAT TIRE cruises with Belgian imagination and inspiration."

So pederasty, amphetamine abuse, and brutal abuse of Congolese?

479 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8353 11:06

tastes pretty good though

480 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8353 11:55

Honestly the silly video edits of cars sliding on ice etc set to eurobeat are much more entertaining than the actual Initial D anime was.

481 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8353 12:57

They should have had the foresight not to call it "standard definition."

482 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8353 14:43

The success of Pokemon Go lies less on the entertainment value of the game itself and more on the fact that young adults wanted to indulge on a franchise for kids but looked silly doing so on a 3DS.

483 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8353 19:15

We are the loli.

484 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8353 19:59

I live in and own one house now

485 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8353 20:01

Forgot to mention I'm a "millenial" with 0 rich parents and a vaguely socialist mentality, suck it glass ceiling

486 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8354 06:28

>>478 hey man don't lump amphetamine abuse in with bad stuff

487 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8354 12:24

Boris Johnson? Really?

488 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8354 13:08

Blisters are the worst

489 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8354 14:35

not Boris the spider?

490 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8354 15:06

I definitely agree, I wanted to enjoy Initial D but it was actually pretty boring.

491 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8354 19:09

That's RINGMASTER Ned to you, punk.

492 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8354 20:54

Boris the japanese doom metal band?

493 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8354 21:15

Gibu mii a kissu

494 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8355 11:53

a game named RAPE except it's a physics simulator and the full name is Realistic Algorithmically Programmed Environment

this is totally not stolen from Clarke

495 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8355 17:13

No mortgage? How did you manage that? All I've ever wanted is a small plot of land to myself.

496 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8355 18:40

Today I remembered how much I want to die.

497 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8356 01:42

But that wasn't nice at all!

498 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8356 10:37

The weight of existence crushes us all, Onii-chan!

499 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8356 13:06

"There's a pikachu in your yard, can I come in and catch it?" is gonna be this generation's "my baseball went into your yard, can I come in and get it?"

500 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8356 15:14

I don't really get what the "one holy catholic and apostolic church" part means in Anglicanism. Is it "there's one true church and it's the one we just made up," or "there's one true church and it includes those guys in Italy even if they say they're doing something else"?

501 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8356 16:40

I feel so alive!

502 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8356 17:37

>>500 "catholic" (lowercase) just means like "universal" or "all-encompassing".

503 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8357 07:51

Loli catgirls.

504 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8357 12:51

scanning for viruses while downloading a new one

505 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8357 16:07

I also just want four walls and adobe slabs for my girls.

506 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8357 18:16

I bet if Kierkegaard had had access to CGDCT anime he wouldn't've been such a miserable angst-ridden bastard.

507 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8357 18:52

Oh, there's a mortgage all right, and I'll live to be twice the age I am now before it's supposed to be over, but I can loosely refer to this pile of bricks as my own.

508 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8357 21:55

>>501 really? Because I feel so dead.

509 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8358 01:19

my breath smells like raw beef

510 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8358 02:36


At least there'll be three hots and a cot.


511 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8358 03:00

What did you get caught doing?

512 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8358 05:02

Posting from my kindle

513 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8358 15:23

Shit, that's a crime now?

514 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8358 15:27

Fuck your Kindle. Posting from my Kobo.

515 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8358 15:45

Mom signed me up for church camp.

516 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8358 18:06

It's too hot for clothes.

517 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8358 20:29

Kill the weeaboo, and save the man

518 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8358 21:19

What the fuck is wrong with you?

519 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8358 23:35

My promotion is probably never coming, but maybe I can guilt trip my boss into giving me a glowing recommendation. I hope.

520 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8359 01:01


521 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8359 02:46

anxiety is terrible and i plan to work a substantial amount of tomorrow while i fly instead of getting loaded like i usually do

or maybe not!

522 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8359 04:14

more like crapitalism, Am I right?

523 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8359 04:25

The Phantom of the Weed

A Bernie Sanders Mystery

524 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8359 07:43

A cute girl expressing her love through the medium of お膝枕.

525 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8359 13:07

If a movie is described as "quirky", then I know now that I'll definitely hate it.

526 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8359 13:33

I thought she was saying good luck she was saying goodbye.

527 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8359 16:06

Loneliness comes at a price.

528 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8359 16:35

wait so apparently the ancient aliens guy was banned from twitter for shooting a gorilla in cincinnati?

529 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8360 01:22

530 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8360 03:08

Jamaica Faces Devastating Weed Shortages

Weed Phantom Bernie Sanders Claims Responsibility

531 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8360 03:38

If I fuck up HTML one more time I'll feel bad.

532 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8360 06:55

I don't know why I'm here.

533 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8360 07:26

I just threw up in my mouth. I hope i dont have aids

534 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8360 08:04

Everyone thinks I'm a bioinformatician. Do they know something I don't?

535 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8360 17:00

That "I just can't wait to be king" song from The Lion King, but with the word "king" replaced with "dead".

536 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8360 18:23

being insanely tempted to try to drift my bike while cycling home from the grocery with a couple slabs of tofu in my backpack

537 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8360 18:30

Hahahah, that was weirdly accurate though.

538 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8361 02:55

Fuck, he's really tearin' it up.

539 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8361 03:46

It'll be an interesting election for sure. Much better than '12.

540 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8361 03:50

Deep q networks

541 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8361 03:56

don't quit now

542 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8361 04:44

This Bernie Sanders guy is sounding more and more like some kind of gun-ready home zapper.

543 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8361 05:15

Fuck I'm bored

544 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8361 10:17

I'm tired of people making condescending comments.

I want to go home.

545 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8361 14:54

Why not feel bad now and avoid needless tension?

546 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8361 15:49

I've been watching cable TV for the first time in a long time. These drug ads with long lists of side effects crack me up.

547 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8361 20:31

Well I see here that you've stepped on a land mine and had 3 legs amputated. We'll start you off with some 100mg Tylenol, and if you're still in pain after a week, call us and we'll refer you to our pain specialist who after three more weeks and an extensive background check might be able to give you 3 5mg pills of codeine for the month.

Heroin dealer:
Sup dude you want some heroin? Got it right here fam, come and get it.

And then the goddamn DEA is baffled that there's a heroin problem in this state? Fuck you motherfuckers.

548 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8361 20:51

I was going to post something...

549 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8361 21:26

Daddy can change!

550 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8362 13:20

I myself knew of a guy who had 6 legs amputated after a car crash.

551 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8363 00:54

Should I... sh...

Nah. Won't work. Go with plan B.

552 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8363 05:18

Fuck fuck fuck, i fucked my fucking and bitchie and ugly ex. Im feel to dirty and stupid now. Fuck and kill me now.

Also, that was a fucking bad sex.

553 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8363 16:16

It's never a good time to be a cabbage.

554 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8363 17:41

They should make light soda. I don't want 0 calories, I want like 100. Just put less corn syrup in it.

555 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8363 19:34

party music for party people

556 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8363 21:00

Sad and uncuddled.

557 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 01:40

Down to just one, finally.

558 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 03:24

Millennial Drunk Horse is out. That'll keep me entertained for a while.

559 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8364 07:00

Non-Hodgkin's Lymphoma and Vintage Arcade Machine Forums

560 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 07:18

561 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 08:10

That's another good one.

562 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 08:11

It's time to die.

563 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 08:40

I've seen people misspell "were" as "where" several times in the past month. Never seen that before. I just don't get how they do it.

564 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 11:56

>>554 I was looking for unsweetened iced tea at the grocery store the other day and you'd think I was looking for a unicorn, there were tons of diet iced teas with aspartame and whatever else, but almost none that were just plain cold tea without a bunch of shit added.

565 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 12:29

I thought she was saying "good luck" she was saying "Oppai!"

566 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 17:27


567 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 17:34

Mediocre chicken and excellent coleslaw.

568 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 19:28

Waitwaitwait... saying "politically correct" is a microaggression now?

569 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 19:44

since at least 2011

570 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 20:09

Labelling something as a microaggression is a microaggression

571 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8364 23:16

The Weed Phantom Bernie Sander terrorizes rural hamlet

572 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 23:49


573 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8365 03:23

Godamnit I thought I could escape

574 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8365 05:34


Bye Andrews. See you in a week!

575 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8365 05:44

It's a song from the new avalanches that's been creeping into my life

576 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8365 06:35

I'm glad that they've kept it fresh.

577 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8365 07:55

Go back to bed, darling.

578 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8365 14:47

Who's Andrews?
Good song tho.

579 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8365 16:39

Nobody would even miss you, Onii-chan!

580 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8365 17:29

Yeah, don't let the door hit your fat ass on the way out, Onii-chan.

581 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8365 18:59

I wish I could be pals with Phil Collins

582 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8366 05:13

Andrew is what my parents call me
Call me Andy

583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8366 05:33

christian slater is a pretty good tyler durden

584 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8366 18:50

It's not everyday when a giant corporation comes through in times of need so thanks Apple! You sure did me a solid.

585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8366 20:27

If I get bored, I can always kill myself.

586 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8366 22:31

It's been years since I've been able to hear that "you spin me right around baby right around" song on the radio without imagining floppy tranny cock.

587 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8366 23:19

I get that lying to the cops is illegal, but what if I'm only doing it to avoid getting in trouble for a crime I committed?

588 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8367 01:21

How fast can you run?

589 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8367 04:44

It's not unusual to be loved by anyone
It's not unusual to eat bugs from the dirt

590 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8367 07:04

Trump once raised his right hand in front of a crowd. We all know who else liked raising his right hand in front of crowds.

591 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8367 08:14

It's a phone with appeal!

592 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8367 10:40

What's that kinda halloweeny-sounding Nanahira song?

593 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8367 13:05

Or masturbate
Or both

594 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8367 17:52


595 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8367 18:11

I believe you mean びっくりさせたらおこるよ! from the album Free Pl@ying (also appearing on the album ばーさす!). No need to thank me, I'm only too happy to share my encyclopedic knowledge of ななひら with the masses.

596 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8367 20:06


597 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8367 20:59

I have money now. You'd think I'd know what to do with it. Well, I do not.

598 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8367 21:45

I've got one word for you: plastics.

599 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8367 22:40

well, fuck. :(

600 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8368 00:04

fuckleberry finn

601 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8368 00:09

fuckleberry hinn

602 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8368 02:51

duckleberry swinn

603 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8368 05:18

"Adiós" is a very appropriate thing to say before killing somebody.

604 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8368 14:51

Trying to look busy.

605 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8368 15:17

Even if spanish isnt your prime language?

606 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8368 16:32

Teardrops feel like showers. There's nothing I can see. Lying awake for hours. Time stays still around me.

607 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8368 16:52

Cute girl covered in bees.

608 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8368 22:38

No; I told you to eat a dick.

609 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8369 10:38

Law school is full of idiots.

610 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8369 16:48

No shit. The law market is saturated. They'd make more money as plumbers.

611 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8369 17:12

I hate the arts fair weekend my town puts on. I just want to go find something to eat, and the roads are packed or shut down, everybody's out, and any place with food has some gangly faggot with a college beard, man bun and amplified acoustic guitar singing about how hard it is to find love these days boo hoo I JUST WANT TO EAT MY BURRITO IN PEACE DAMMIT

612 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8369 20:11

And it doesn't even matter.

613 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8370 05:03

I have one testicle, eat a vegetarian diet, dislike tobacco smokers and Russians, but love animals. I am literally Hitler.

614 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8370 06:21

I don't think he actually had one testicle.

615 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8370 14:12

mole sauce, pronounced like mole

616 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8370 19:05

Boli lutts

617 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8371 03:00

I could save 10-15 minutes a day if I gave up flexing in the mirror.

618 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8371 09:00

if the multiverse theory is true that means there's a parallel universe where everything is exactly the same as this one except that shorts are called pants and pants are called longs

619 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8371 13:45

Idiot here, can confirm.

Well, I dropped out but that's neither here nor there.

620 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8371 14:15

I'm nuuuuclear, I'm mild

621 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8371 16:48

technological fucking civilisation

622 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8371 20:02

Okay, I've got it: Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland and London secede from the UK and form the Republic of Scotland, which then becomes a member of the EU, leaving the rest of England to go fuck itself.

623 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8371 20:06

teleological fucking civilization

624 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8371 23:11

Or how about all the countries leave each other alone.

625 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8371 23:38

How about you give me a million bucks.

626 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8372 01:09

How about I give you a fat lip?

627 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8372 04:07

But Wales was with England. It's just those rebellious nations like uncrushed Scots or angry Irishmen that wanted to stay. And Muslim neighbourhoods, probably because they have relatives in the EU.

628 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8372 04:27

also known as "the barrel guy"

629 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8372 05:23

According to some shitty online political test, I side with the socialists on economic, science, and labor issues and the nationalists on domestic and foreign policy.

Hmm, if only there were a party that aimed at combining the best aspects of socialism and nationalism into some kind of "third way". Perhaps with reference to the nation's workers, to emphasize its grassroots nature. Whatever would you call such a party?

630 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8372 17:42

I'd call it "shit political tests position"

631 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8372 18:39

the beating of a million fucking drums

632 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8372 20:17

Moderate blood loss and uphill cycling are not a good combination.

633 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8372 22:38

I can bang on my door and make my door sensor go off

634 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8372 22:53

Donating blood really doesn't hurt at all!

635 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8372 23:30

DMX announces his new single, "I'm Gonna Fucking Kill You (Yes You [For Real])"

636 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8373 04:47

I only drink draught Vanilla Coke. None of that bottle shit.

637 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8373 06:31

If you eat too much iron you'll turn into the Iron Giant!

Ooohh aaaah! Wooooo aaaaah!

638 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8373 08:00

639 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8373 10:20

Hitler: decorated veteran, skilled orator, working-class background, man of action
Trump: draft dodger, barely literate, inherited millions, man of hot air

why do people think they're similar again

640 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8373 14:23

Too lazy to work ;_;

641 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8373 18:11

My boss called me "overrated".

642 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8373 22:05

I need more wealthy irresponsible clients.

643 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8373 22:47

>>639 ruling with fear and intimidation

644 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8374 01:29

>>643 yeah but lots of people have done that. If anything Mussolini is a better comparison. Both are bombastic, incompetent, and have sexy daughters. Comparing Trump to Hitler is offensive to Hitler.

645 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8374 02:01

I don't think I can get anymore crazier than I am now

646 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8374 04:05

I checked facebook for the first time in a while. My grandfather's profile picture is him in the "Foxy Grandpa" hat I got him for Christmas. It feels good.

647 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8374 04:17

Leland Palmer

648 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8374 04:24

What third way? You mean national-socialist party? Well, you might want to hide the first part under some other name to avoid certain historical parallels. Like "your nationality socialist party".

But what this test actually failed or avoided to tell you is that deep in your heart you are the anarcho-communist.

649 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8374 12:27

>>644 Trump's daughter is unpleasant to look at

650 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8374 14:36

He means "third position", which is a euphemism for guess what.

651 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8374 15:16

>>649 yeah she's nowhere near as comfortably horse-faced as Chelsea

652 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8374 16:48

When I was a kid, I was kind of puzzled at the grumpy old guy claiming that he's had a coffee and now he felt great, since the sugary goop claiming to be coffee I used to drink had no noticeable effect on me, but as I got older and older, I find myself thinking those exact words after drinking coffee.

653 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8374 17:50

Mr., Mrs., Mry.

654 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8374 19:03

Good lord the mouth on that girl. She could eat whole coconuts if she wanted to.

655 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8374 19:35

Life is peaches, cream & honey.

656 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8374 20:00

Kinda proud of myself. I followed a link into TV Tropes, read half a page, said "I don't have time for this shit" to myself, and closed the tab.

Go me.

657 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8374 20:30

I just want to die.

658 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8374 23:25

>>652 >>656 I did both of these things today too

659 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8375 00:55

>>657 It'll happen when it happens. No need to hurry it along.

660 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8375 05:10

I have so many interests and passions and loads of free time. If only I knew how to properly manage my time I might be able to give an appropriate amount of focus to each one.

661 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8375 05:44


662 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-8375 05:55

I missed you all!

663 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8375 07:26

Hello >>662 what have you been up to?

664 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8375 14:07

I was watching a show and it was fun, but then I remembered people are going to make annoying screenshots and reaction images out of it and now it's not so fun anymore.

665 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8375 16:17

What show?

666 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8375 17:46

Deviled eggs yum

667 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8375 18:26

I just saw the episode with the off-the-rack lime green affair (you know, from the shirt novel) in. You know, the one with the bees.

668 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8375 19:27

Middle of fucking around in my garrison when suddenly the music's rhythm evokes some lyrics I've not heard in years...

"minna shiawase katamari"

669 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8375 19:41

I'm not as DQN as I used to be.

670 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8376 00:06

The best part of spacechem is looking back on your machine and thinking, "How the fuck does that work?"

671 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8376 00:42

I love the way the character delivers that line, with that dismissive hand flap at the end.

672 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8376 03:08

New Game

673 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8376 06:21


674 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8376 08:05

>>672 I'm quite liking it too. I got my hopes up thinking it would be as good as Shirobako but better because it's set in a game studio, I was a bit disappointed at first but I think it's getting better.

675 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8376 08:20

See you in Hell! (seductive wink)

676 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8376 15:28

Oh, not much, not much.

677 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8376 16:33

I spent hours figuring out how to express "no, () is never going to be part of this type class" until I finally realised it doesn't make sense to have a structure without any elements in it in the first place, so structure (x) and structure () needn't be differentiable because the latter is pointless.
Now my head hurts from trying to grok type families and my efforts amount to deleting 6 lines of instance declarations.

678 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8376 18:23

What's the point of Internet cafés if in some library you can use the computers for free for hours on end?

679 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8376 19:26

Food is better

680 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8377 05:50

ZZ Top is God

681 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8377 06:18

New porn!

All the seeds suck.

682 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8377 07:26

I got my porn!

683 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8377 07:45

Porn is best when there's a lot of seed.

684 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8377 12:42

Lots of seed looks better in drawn pictures. It's just yucky otherwise.

685 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8377 12:45

Porn is lame and boring and people who like porn are lame and boring too.

686 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8377 18:37


688 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8377 21:03

There is still so much I haven't seen.

689 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8378 00:07

Served with sauce, or, for the lactose intolerant, soy sauce.

690 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8378 03:00

My dick is a clearance fit

691 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8378 03:49

Here I was thinking that sopmething awful drama was dead. Guess I was wrong. Hey, it sure looks like a good time as any to spend those 10 bux, eh?

692 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8378 04:28

Just not ready to rock and roll

693 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8378 04:29

What drama?

I wish I spend those a decade ago, I'd have an elitist registration date...

694 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8378 05:01

The everlong battle between literal retards and anyone who likes anime.
Time to bust out the liberal use of the word pedophile for things it does not describe.

695 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8378 05:12

Sounds boring.

696 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8378 07:39

A cute girl who wants to keep you locked in her basement forever.

697 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8378 08:05

I just died in your farms tonight

698 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8378 15:53

It must've been something you shed

I should've walked a hay

699 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8378 16:19

Are there video games in her basement?

700 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8378 18:29

I miss my dad.

701 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8378 18:56

There is no point in anything.

702 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8378 19:08

Practise more often at the shooting range

703 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8378 20:01

Caffeinated out of equilibrium.

704 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8378 20:36

I think Google knows that I'm a crossdresser.

705 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8378 23:03

Now we know too.

706 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8379 00:00

He knows how to serpentine! I can't keep a bead on him!

707 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8379 03:45

I've been finding nightmares thrilling and exciting as of late. Is real life that shitty?

708 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8379 04:07

Oh shit, I'm sorry

709 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8379 06:21

help i ned to slep

710 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8379 06:38

It's not unusual to plant corn at any time

711 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8379 17:03

"I'm a pillow," she whispers into your ear.

712 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8379 18:32

Baguette? More like faguette.

713 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8379 21:19

I hate the SJW people and I disagree with a lot of the anti-SJW people's politics. So I guess I'll just sit out here in the woods and build a log cabin and live outside of society

714 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8380 03:39

I hope I don't cause a flame war by saying this, but I'm a tranny and I feel the same way.

715 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8380 05:26

Tragically, it doesn't promote muscle growth.

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8380 06:36

You want Soviet Union back... How I relate to this, comrade!

Or, rather, idealistic global communism as in the Noon Universe of Strugatsky brothers novels.

717 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8380 07:22

The worst thing about rapists is the hypocrisy

718 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8380 07:38

Sure, that, why not.

719 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8380 17:24

I'm one of the people SJWs claim to "fight" for and I wish for this as well.

720 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8380 18:56

Speaking of, Bernie just dropped $600,000 on a new house. That puts the Socialist Democratic People's Politician at 3 big fat houses so far.

Seems wrong somehow.

721 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8380 18:57

What's so bad about small jedi warriors? I thought Yoda was a pretty cool guy.

722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8381 02:30

xmobar is bugging out thinking the battery is fully charged. i wonder why. probably haskell. acpi gives me a plausible reading of 66%.

I want some beer so I can feel hiteish.

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8381 08:16

Sorry kiddo.

724 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8381 12:04

An anime about an irc channel called The Idlemaster

725 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8381 21:41

Sam Hyde is not funny. At all.

726 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8381 21:59

Almost done. Then I can run away!

727 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8381 22:15

An irc channel about the anime idolm@ster.

728 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8381 22:28

Emailing your idol audition to theidolm@ster.jp

729 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8381 23:53

You mean the heavily armed anti-establishment religious terrorists who killed about a million on the first Death Star alone?..

730 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8382 02:53

No thoughts at the moment, but I'll keep you updated.

731 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8382 04:15


732 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8382 08:45

There's loads of Japanese smartphone games with cute/lewd girls but all of them seem to rely on gacha and in-app-purchases. Are there any that don't have IAP and instead you just pay a one-time fee for the app?

733 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8382 12:04

Checking my email about the audition while playing the idolm@ster game on my phone.

734 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8382 14:15


735 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8382 14:28

I replied to a job offer from Google from my non-gmail e-mail and I feel like a fucking superstar for that.

736 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8382 15:05

Whoa how do you get a job offer from Google in the first place? You'd probably have to be a superstar for that to begin with.

737 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8382 16:26

Idolm@ster cow costume

738 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8382 19:06

Either life is worthless, or life has an objective worth in which case it can be bought like anything else. It feels so wrong! Life should be invaluable, but it simply isn't.

739 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8382 22:54

Life is... priceless. But of course you can put a pricetag on a person whenever as a trafficker or as an economist.

740 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8383 00:12

Listening to songs by Takane Shijou & Chihaya Kisaragi from idolm@ster

741 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8383 11:07

They sent me a message on linkedin, probably because of my previous work experience.

Honestly, there's no way I will ever pass a Google interview. I'm just your slightly-above-average programmer. I'll try to enjoy this by slipping jokes in future e-mails or something.

742 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8383 13:59

Some things are best left unsaid.

743 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8383 14:34

>tfw very much caspa man

744 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8383 15:10

Do older trannies suffer male-pattern baldness?

745 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8383 15:30




746 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8383 16:41

Your life is in danger!

747 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8383 16:53

Interviews at the big few tech companies are unnecessarily grueling.
Also Google have underhanded recruitment tactics like pretending multiple staff from different departments just happened to notice you at the same time, and they're honestly not just one person trying to make you feel special. See >>745
Sure, if you get a job out of it (6+ months down the line, mind) you get the prestige of working for Google (an image generated by themselves to farm employees), but that's about it until you get poached by another of the big few, and I don't think that's worth it.

748 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8383 17:42

that video featured in those NND parodies of the guy shouting "vault" or something, commonly depicted by some MMD touhou girl pole vaulting. i wonder what the original is pls respond

749 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8383 17:56

A group of women cosplaying as Poison from Capcom games while wearing strap-ons. All of them are playing "Nothing But a Good Time" and "Talk Dirty To Me."

750 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8383 19:32

Dogs with robot parts

751 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8383 19:48

I wish I was above-average programmer... How do I do that?..

752 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8383 21:35

Funny thing is I had kebab for lunch in the center Akihabara once.

753 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8383 23:10

That's problematic because I don't have 6 months to go.

754 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8384 02:03

I just really wish u were someone else.

755 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8384 03:33

Fake it till you make it?

756 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8384 04:11

Yes if under the influence of testosterone for long enough that it occurs. Estrogen won't grow it back. Otherwise, no; if they still have testes, they're typically on estrogen and an anti-androgen (typically spironolactone in USA or i think cyproterone acetate sometimes elsewhere). Otherwise just estrogen.

I should have got some work done tonight. Instead I just watched famous economists yak at undergrads on Youtube...

757 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8384 11:26


758 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8384 16:23

Throwing a surprise birthday party for an anime fan by getting all his friends to cosplay as NGE characters and surround him clapping and saying "omedetou" in turn.

759 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8384 17:04

Break his ring finger, make him gay.

760 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8384 19:48

Well, you might pass a single Google interview, but you will probably tap out before you pass all of them.

(I'm probably being unnecessarily cynical here.)

761 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8385 00:29


762 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8385 06:21

Sometimes I imagine myself explaining the modern world to Benjamin Franklin. "Yeah, we've been busy, man. We have a west coast now. It's great."

763 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8386 00:36


764 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8386 05:48

I'm an american but my keyboard is british and that confuses me a lot even though I've been using it for 3 years.

765 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8386 05:52

Make a scene at cousin jack's, leave him to put the bottle back, lenses glasses that are cracked well it was up to me.

766 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8386 16:12

My keyboard is unnecessarily over-engineered, with mechanical keys and individually adjustable backlights in the keys. I have the lights set to a low blue-grey, but when I press a key, it changes to bright yellow and then fades back down to blue grey over time. The key tops are sculpted to actually make my typing more accurate.

I may never buy a normal keyboard again.

767 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8386 17:17

Happiness is just around the corner.

768 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8386 17:38

Some bits of the UK layout are better than US, like \ being between Z and Shift instead of making Return the size of a gnat's penis, but some bits are weird, like " being shift of 2 instead of '

769 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8386 22:06

I wish I had more cute girls in my life.

770 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8386 22:47

If you happen to have Yik Yak stock, now is the time to dump it.

771 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8387 06:32

I'm waiting to take another shot of vodka, but my girlfriend is playing Don't Starve Together. My stomach is starved for vodka. What about my needs???

772 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8387 16:41

Man, Kafka had some serious daddy issues.

773 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8387 16:44

And Cisco

774 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8387 17:27

This sounds absolutely spoiled and hedonistic. I like it.

No, stop it. Gross. If you use right-side Shift, it might be okay. But cutting into the left one? Gross and unacceptable. I wouldn't bother with punctuation and capitalisation if I couldn't press Left Shift comfortably.
My keyboard has a full size Return key, /\ are together. Ironically, Dvorak has Z on the right, so \ is between Z and Shift for me too.

775 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8387 23:39

we go through this like once every three months gaben maybe you wouldnt have to keep resetting my password if steam didnt have inane password-creation rules like "must contain at least one uppercase and lowercase letter, at least two digits, four kana and one emoji"

776 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8388 02:48

It truly is the best. It's technically a gaming keyboard, but it's wasted on those fools.

777 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8388 03:21

I cleaned my keyboard the other day. Next time I'm just going to throw it away because it is way faster to just buy another one on Amazon.

778 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8388 13:42

Let's settle this with our fists, hando a hando.

779 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8388 18:22

I don't know how you operate your left shift key, but it's in the perfect position for my little finger and makes a good anchor point being right at the edge. Plus it makes | a breeze, which is nice for shell pipelines.
If I had it my way, I'd cut into right shift too; on this keyboard it's almost three keys wide. I could do with a dedicated pair of keys for unshifted (), {} or $ or a meta leader or something.

780 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8388 20:55

I've had a really bad day. I hope I don't die today. What a shitty last day to experience.

781 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8388 20:59

Cleopatra was so heartbroken that she had her beloved but socially inept servant bite her.

782 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8388 21:07

saw an old woman pushing a little pomeranian around in a baby carriage on the bike path

783 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8389 03:16

I brushed my bangs to the other side before sleep. I feel like a renegade. I was a space pirate in my dream too.

784 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8389 20:55

whyy does newegg checkout have to reload every time i click something
I just want my neckbeardpad

785 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8389 21:01

>Your Visa card has been activated in Verified by Visa to help protect against unauthorized use online -- at no additional cost.
How fucking gracious of you to let me type in my name, email address, and social security number for free.

786 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8390 00:59

...And just to think of it, if anyone saw me, they would see me the way I usually see myself in the mirror. So handsome and attractive. Current reflection looks a bit like a nerd...

787 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8390 01:12

With my fingers on the home row, index finger rubbing that little knob on F (Dvorak: U), my pinky can comfortably be on A or move down to the right third of Left Shift. Moving it to the side further creates an uncomfortable tension in my hand, which is also the reason I'm not so keen on using Right Shift.

One other thing about Dvorak, is that it moves {} even further up, replacing -=. There is a version called "programmer Dvorak" but I refuse to learn it. It switches number keys around, making symbols unshifted (and brackets more comfortable) — which sounds like something you want — but it also makes a complete mess of digits: http://www.kaufmann.no/roland/dvorak/ It's logical, yet, somehow, beyond perverted.

788 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8390 09:50

Cute things are cute.

789 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8390 13:13

Huh. I don't rest on the home row as it results in increased effort to stretch my fingers to reach other rows, compared to my relaxed position: with my index on F, where my middle finger can comfortably rest on W or E; my useless finger A or S, and my little finger Shift or \.

Sounds to me like I wouldn't mind {} on -=. The worst is () on shifted 90 due to their frequency of use, but I have some keys rebound and so () and [] are swapped. I could just

Now I have to go and do something else, as I have some bizarre self-aware feeling about discussing the minutiae of keyboard preferences in such depth.

790 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8390 13:59

Who is this John Rambo?

791 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8390 17:11

Ugh, I have an urge to play a game where I get to manage a bunch of characters. But Dwarf Fortress scares me.

792 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8390 17:30

I wish it was 1990 again

793 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8391 02:14

something something 絶好調で褒められていた

794 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8391 02:39

Make more YouTube videos Jacy

795 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8391 08:35

What, so I could be just a wet dream again? You make me sick.

796 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8391 21:44

Poating from nwq compirwe

atill nor ua3eed ro the new keyboaRED

797 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8392 00:38

What kemborat makes u type like this?

798 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8392 00:56

Given that (almost?) all the typos are spread towards the edges of the standard qwerty layout, I would assume that it's smaller than >>796 is used to. The odd-ball is the t->r typo, repeated in ro' and compirwe', but perhaps >>796 types `t's with the right hand? I can think of two significant possibilities:

- The new kemborat is attached to one of these new-fangled more-portable-than-others.
- The new kemborat is actually larger (e.g. >>796 is moving from a kemborat without a numpad to one with), but the individual keys are smaller.

I don't believe the second option is probable, given the e->3 slur, which is distinctly vertical. It's certainly not a CrOS device, since those don't have Caps Lock keys. The probability space is too wide to be confident in anything else.

799 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8392 01:05

Thank you for the deep insight. >>796 does seem to miss a column on the left hand side often.

800 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8392 02:00

Deaf people are cute.

801 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8392 06:20

Moving from a 10 key laptop kemborat to a $5 kemborat I picked up at Goodwill called "Challenger Pro"

It's larger and offset to the right a bit because there are some macro keys

802 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8392 06:38

What's really throwing me off is "ua3eed". Assuming that DQN-kun meant to type "used", that's an insertion of two characters, both presumably hit while trying to reach e. Did you press the e key twice, or just accidentally hold it down after mistakenly adding the 3?

803 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8392 10:01

It is a shame that I was so completely incorrect, but it's nice to finally have an answer. Thank you for clearing up the matter.

804 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8392 20:20

I really hate this convention on Wikipedia of listing Asian people's names in a format like "<given name> <family name> (<family name in native script> <given name in native script>)"

As in:

Yukio Mishima (三島 由紀夫 Mishima Yukio?) is the pen name of Kimitake Hiraoka (平岡 公威 Hiraoka Kimitake?, January 14, 1925 – November 25, 1970)

805 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8392 20:28

Looking at some other pages it also seems to only happen with Japanese names. For others using the East Asian name order there's usually a notice at the top saying something like "This is a Chinese name; the family name is Xi (习)."

806 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8392 21:22

There is something oddly beautiful about self destruction.

807 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8392 21:31

Yeah, like when you stub your toe but it momentarily makes you forget about a papercut that won't stop stinging because it's on a joint.

808 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8392 22:22

So, the kemborat actually provided a challenge!

809 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8392 23:33

After trying Dwarf Fortress once again and feeling a bit overwhelmed and lost as usual, I wandered off to twitch and found some streams there. And all of them used graphics packs that I was hesitating to use...

Well, if people are shameless enough to stream it like that and - in a single case - even show their face along, I might try the graphics pack myself.

810 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8393 07:40

I got babby's first legendary, one of the Warglaives of Azzinoth.

But just now it occurs to me that monks are a "stat stick" job. Oh well, the entire way legendaries work is kinda dumb, I knew that going in.

811 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8393 07:48


Different wikiprojects, different odious bureacracies, different officious rules. Furthermore, I deem that Wikipedia must be destroyed.

812 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8393 09:19

Embrace the tiles! Who cares about elitism in a computer game about dwarves? Have Fun!

813 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8393 13:14

Ĉu iu parolas Esperanton?

814 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8393 16:47

Esor doro

815 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8393 17:03

Let's be communists.

816 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8393 18:39

>>815 Nah. I like freedom.

817 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8393 22:02

You mean """freedom""". A comfortable lie that, if anything happens, shifts any blame onto YOU because you're the "free" one.

Let's be communists.

818 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8393 22:15

>>817 Yes. In other words, I recognize my personal responsibility and embrace it. Better than the lefty compulsive avoidance of responsibility.

819 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8393 22:16

I still kinda want a keytar.

820 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8393 22:33


this one guy keeps forgetting to turn off text art formatting and all his posts are in double-wide font

hey you

stop doing that

821 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8393 22:41

He's doing it to be "exclusive". He's "free" to do how he wishes until a noticeboard goes up saying that he isn't allowed to do it anymore. Then he would blame himself and stop doing that.

822 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8393 22:52

>>821 civil disobedience is a hallmark of a free society. I personally practice civil disobedience by continuing to own firearm accessories that are now illegal where I live.

823 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8393 23:04

Yeah, I'm pissing in the lift tomorrow! Anarchy begins with me!

824 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8393 23:07

>>823 you seem to have mistaken civil disobedience with being an ass for no reason and advocating for an anarchic society.

825 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8393 23:51

Just beat SS2. I like the hero's one line.

826 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 01:06

Are you saying I'm taking my rules breaking too far?

Well, I'll sit on the spot for elderly and handicapped people on the bus then — but only when no one is around.

827 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8394 01:43

>>826 I'm saying I think you should try looking it up.

828 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 05:50

prostate stimulation for fun and profit

829 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 06:16


830 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 13:38

God bless you, bumpbro.

831 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 13:57

I prefer to be a freethinker

832 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 15:46

In fact, pissing in lifts IF I draw toilet signs on ground floor doors would be more of civil disobedience than storing illegal weapons in secrecy, as this could be seen as a call for the ordinary citizens to unite in demand for a widespread network of free public toilets. "Money doesn't stink" they say — well, not after they get a taste of this!

833 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 20:14

Is everyone acting strange around me, or am I growing increasingly paranoid?

834 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 22:37

the new nanahira is really boring, she gets more generic with every album

835 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-8394 23:55

I wish she would embrace her love for espeons and make a really great album.

836 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8395 04:12


837 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8395 05:42

I fucking need Soylent. I crave it. I can't stand real food anymore. Maybe they put cocaine in it or something, I don't know, I just know I need another bottle.

838 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8395 07:34

>>834 Her track on the new Picolonynauts 3 album was the lowpoint for me.

839 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8395 11:25

A cute little girl who is sick of life and just wants to end it all.

840 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8395 20:28

Poor Caroline... playing Chopin... and crying

841 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8395 20:42

Huh. I just realized I've never seen a Mexican homeless dude bumming for change anywhere.

842 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8395 23:21

That's because they all live in the sewers

843 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8396 15:51

oooohhhhhhhhh. thanx mang

844 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8396 17:21

I know.

845 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8396 18:43


846 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8397 04:09

Identifying car dealerships:
Inflatable gorilla
Hot air balloon

847 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8397 09:24

pikkupomot pulpettini vaivannäöllään kylätiellä pettäneille vyötärö leikkisin telekopion seudussa kuultuamme

848 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8397 09:44

it's time to face reality and get a job, onii-chan!

849 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8397 20:48

i have a custom xmodmap that creates another type of modifier key out of one of the left alt, and in that modifier key i have a ten-key pad overlaid on htn-gcr-*\+. The rest is programmer dvorak. Having the {} available like it is in programmer dvorak is beyond nice for latex, and very nice for other programming languages too.
I also turned a bunch of the top-right keys into dead keys so they wouldn't hurt my right pinky, and replaced them with shortcuts in the new overlay. it's been about three years since i settled on this layout and it works great. Actually, i think i must have modified the programmer dvorak slightly to get \ on my right ring finger. also very nice for latex and programming.

i'm wondering if i have any hope to transition to a woman, lol.

850 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8397 20:55


851 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8397 23:37

Picnics are a lot of fun

852 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 07:33

Ha-ha! Put that in your instruction pipeline and smoke it!

853 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 07:35

what do you do when the pleasure center of your brain is so fried that even eurobeat isnt fast enough anymore

854 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 13:38

Is this fast enough for you?

855 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 14:12

>>855 I bought all the goreshit CD releases but I'm still waiting for otakutone. It would take pride of place on my shelf next to Japanese Mathafacka.

856 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 16:50

Exploding with happiness

857 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8398 18:32

>>853 you're going about it all wrong. It's time to wrap around to drone metal.

858 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 19:01

I have been very sad inside me lately. I decided to spend the last two days browsing huge 2D breasts. They are nice. However I am picky and it takes long to find what I really like.

859 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 21:19

The tragedy of the unfinished tragedy.

860 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8398 21:29

Woopie Goldberg's hair looks like a bundle of dog poops.

861 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 22:13

I had the same experience. Goreshit is fast but production value is terrible and all of his samples have varying bit rates which is not very appealing. When you take some loli sample at 192 and your drums are at 320 and you are rendering everything at .wav it makes a floppy sound. If you want fast stuff try late 90's early 00's. Stunt Rock, Venetian Snares. Try listening to more [MAD] material. Eventually you get burnt out though, drones are superior. I'd buy the Goreshit releases if I lived in the UK, shipping is ass.

862 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 22:39

It's time to wind down with some slow, simple and rhythmic old French electronics.

863 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 23:24

My grandmother has a brush that says "hello gorgeous" but through wear and tear some of the lettering has been scraped off and now it just says "hell gorge"

864 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 23:37

>>861 Who cares about fidelity, as long as you can hear it

865 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8399 02:43

If I was a Republican, I would say something like "the liberal media is literally attaching Trump for donating to charity". But, you know, they are.

866 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8399 03:17

The inverse of "I was only pretending to be retarded" is making a joke and having people assume you're just a retard. In real life, this can be frustrating.

867 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8399 11:15

Just fucking die you piece of shit.

868 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8399 14:11


869 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8399 14:21

a meek mild almost inarticulate little man in a constant condition of unworldly grease-coated dreamlike somnambulism

870 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8399 19:32

>>869 It seems like every other day someone posts a certain something here, a word or idea, that I had just been pondering to myself. It's uncanny. "Somnambulism" is a pretty uncommon word but I was meditating on it as I pooped yesterday, and now here you are.

871 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8399 19:35

When blocks come up on websites saying "hey, we hate adverts too, we understand, but please let us show you ads", I just close the window. My life is perfectly fine without your content, bye now good luck.

872 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8399 19:37

When an advert comes on before a youtube video, I hit mute and scroll away and look at something else, out the window or something. I will not be tainted

873 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8399 19:56

Lightning is cool!

874 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8399 20:08

That's the DQN quality!

875 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8399 20:50

If a busty succubus asked for my soul in exchange for a night of cuddling, I would throw in my family's souls too.

876 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8399 21:00

The game "Pro Wrestling Skunks" posted on Dailymotion really stinks.

877 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8400 01:58

I love the name "Nevsky Prospekt".

878 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8400 03:34

Is there a term for when you screw up and your mind protects you by vehemently but illogically blaming somebody else, often ironically the primary victim of your mistake? It's a similar concept to hypocrisy, but a little different.

879 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8400 04:39

I guess VH1 is for black people. Go figure.

880 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8400 16:16

>>878 possibly projection in general, scapegoating in particular? don't think I know of one that exactly matches up with an accidental situation, though.

881 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8400 16:35

>>878 blame shifting, an emotionally abusive behaviour or tactic.

882 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8400 16:37

Taco Tuesday
Taco Tuesday


Taco Tuesday

883 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8400 17:50

>>882 is like >>870, I was thinking about it today because I happened to watch this one episode https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70VWPNb60rg (I needed a phrase or word which related to new age spirituality and Mexican gangsters - I didn't find one). The pun on talk-oh Tuesday made me think about how Taco Tuesday must be an American concept, maybe from an advertising campaign or something? It isn't a thing here. Weird

884 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8400 19:22

Yeah, I'm done with the image board.

885 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8400 23:02

Two attitudes that I've personally had about interacting with nerds/spergs/losers are "this guy has really bad social skills, talking to him is unpleasant" and "this guy is unpopular, so if other people see me talking to him they'll think I'm also unpopular." I think letting go of the second one is a good idea.

886 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8401 01:16

The imageboard really should be ordered so the gayest content is deleted last and tom hiddleston content is deleted first.

887 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8401 01:33

dqn is the fastest board, always new posts

888 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8401 01:39

New post, check it out!

889 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8401 02:05

A Portal fanfiction where the main character uses the portal gun to eat herself out

890 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8401 03:20

I hate question marks.

891 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8401 03:24

Lewd things

892 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8401 03:27

Why Tom Hiddleston though?

893 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8401 04:27

Sorry for not being here.

894 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8401 09:22

se se se se

895 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8401 11:02

soi soi soi soi soi soi

896 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8401 11:34

Alice is a nice name, I would give it to my hypothetical future daughter if it weren't forever associated in my head with autism, lolicons, and autistic lolicons.

897 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8401 11:55

kids sucks

898 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8401 12:36

I'm going to name my firstborn either Kabuki Quantum Fighter, or Cool Boarders 2

899 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8401 14:38

the next curve is a sharp one

900 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8401 21:05

Personally, I'd have to go with Ermintrude or Ambrosine.

901 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8402 00:26

Evangelion is pretty alright

902 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8402 01:44

no one wants to post for the last few posts of this or the comments thread because they don't want to see their hard work buried in a locked thread at the bottom of the board, read by no one.

903 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8402 01:45

Nah, I'm fine with that.

I get paid for hard work. This I do pro bono.

904 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8402 01:48

The solution is to make low quality posts.

905 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8402 02:06

>>896 I feel the same way. The name Alice got ruined by autistic lolicons, which is a shame. But I think there are plenty of other classic literature/historical girl names to choose from.

906 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8402 02:16

I've been a lot happier since finding out LGBT = Liberty, Guns, Beer and Tits.

What a wonderful world it is!

907 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8402 02:32

This is the only online community I need.

908 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8402 02:42

So we have a Donny, a Tim, and several Andrews.

909 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8402 02:52

I'm actually going by Timothy now.

910 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8402 03:33

sparkling water is much more delicious and nutritious than soda. drink sparkling water.

911 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8402 07:53

dude these flash cards



912 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8402 07:58



right after the other two

I think fucking kira yoshikage wrote this deck, I'm spooked

913 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8402 08:23

Huh, you speak the language of the land of the rising Sun?

What is Anki and how does it work? And does it work?

914 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8402 16:36

>>913 anki is a SRS (spaced repetition software) program. Basically virtual flash cards. The idea is that it repeats cards in roughly the same interval as you would encounter them in actual texts or in real life. It works well in conjunction with other learning methods, but some people do nothing but spam kanji flash cards all day and then wonder why they're not learning anything.

It's also useful not just for Japanese but for any kind of flash-card-able material, I've heard of people using it to remember mathematical formulas and things as well.

915 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8402 17:25

>some people do nothing but spam kanji flash cards all day and then wonder why they're not learning anything.

I've had good results with kanjidamage, but yeah, it's only part of this complete breakfast.

916 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8402 18:44

coffee in your pocket

917 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8402 19:05

it carries out and is w

918 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8402 20:02

Looking back at older current thoughts threads, there's a lot of drug use.

919 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8402 20:13

Under the moon loli to cannabis.

920 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8402 20:21

Ever since moving to this Mexican infested area, Topo Chico has really cut into my beer drinking. Costs as much as a case of Rolling Rock and significantly less than Perrier while being better.

921 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8402 20:57

I have a real problem with people who tell others to "deal with it" or similar stuff. It's annoying because it's an easy way for people to try to shut down complaining or criticism that they're not comfortable with. Usually the people who say such things are acting in a haughty way that's totally undeserved. Sadly there are way too many of these kinds of shitheads in the world.

922 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8402 21:01

Just got up to go to the can, farted and sat down again.

It appears I just managed to fart on my own face.

923 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8402 22:13

I really like this HxH show airing this season. It's my go to show to watch while I eat. This burrito bowl is tasty.

924 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8402 23:29

Spicy ramen is good for your sinuses

925 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8403 00:01

Somebody else likes green ♥

926 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8403 03:25

I think Mussolini is a better comparison. "Make Italy great again" and "we're gonna build a wall and we're gonna make the Albanians pay for it" was basically 90% of his platform.

927 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8403 10:25

Why is canned fish so universally disgusting? I like regular fresh fish that's been baked or fried or whatnot but kippers and sardines and anchovies and such are horrible.

928 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8403 12:13

I'm a doggy!
Woof woof!

929 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8403 12:22

>>921 amor fati

>>927 Canned tuna is good, though the cheap stuff always gives me diarrhoea. But I eat it so much that I kinda look forward to it now.

930 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8403 17:37

Fish is freshness!

931 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8403 17:42

>Damn this board seems swell, it's like a secret club. I wonder if it's just a cover for some sort of criminal organization.

What if every post I make is an accidental hit taken out on some innocent schmuck?

932 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8403 18:00

ONE lightning strike? Just one?

What a rip.

933 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8404 01:16

What does "Let's go! 丑の刻参り!" mean? It's at the end of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKfvWJmeL40

934 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8404 01:17

Just the 参り I don't get...

935 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8404 01:28

I realized just now that The Matrix begins as a super cliche anime show: Neo is a semi-NEET recluse who is visited by a magical girl who makes him leave his room.

936 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8404 01:40

How old is DQN? I'm guessing early-mid twenties, with a couple middle-aged weirdos.

937 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8404 01:53

My good mood has come to an end. I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me.

938 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8404 02:07

I'll be right over!

939 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8404 02:11

Getting a blowjob while reading about Linux distros

940 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8404 02:38

Precure is better than any drug I've ever taken.

941 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8404 04:25

I'm visiting my parents next month and it may be the last time I ever see my 14 year old dog.

942 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8404 06:10

I wish I got something to drink last time I went out.

943 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8404 08:01

This website feels like a comfy dream

944 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8404 08:21

I hate the FUCK out of myself

945 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8404 08:30

Just watched the first episode and can confirm that show is dopamine overload.

946 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8404 18:21

          ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
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947 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8404 18:22

Giving a blowjob while reading about linux distros is far less enjoyable.

948 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8404 21:11

drunk DQN GO GO GO

949 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8404 21:22

950 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8404 21:44

Hell yeah! I've had too much wine and now it's time for ANKI!


951 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8405 01:40

First time killing with a knife wasn't as bad as I expected.

952 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8405 02:12

How was it?

953 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8405 03:29

Once it pierced into the head, it was smooth sailing.

954 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8405 04:01

Is it really 1993? Man, I can't wait to go home and play my TurboGrafx 16!

955 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8405 04:16

today i woke up and was severely depressed because it wasn't 2006

956 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8405 09:46

It could just be rose-tinted nostalgia, but I remember a golden age when Google gave useful results most of the time. Now it seems that the best result is just a Wikipedia entry (often useful, but not always) and the rest of results are shitty SEO blogs or clickbait "journalism" sites. I've tried DuckDuckGo and other engines, but none quite seem to measure up.

957 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8405 14:51

>the best result is just a Wikipedia entry (often useful, but not always) and the rest of results are shitty SEO blogs or clickbait "journalism" sites

These are pretty much the only sites left on the internet anymore so it's no surprise that that's all you can find

958 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8405 17:35

I sure hope there's none of those scary "alt-right" people on DQN!

959 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8405 17:53

Now I'm realizing that all that stuff I did to my cousin when we were on our early teens was actual sexual molestation.

960 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8405 18:40

I have a deep conflict at the moment between the preference for pure content, inspired by anonymous sites - where the highest ideal is to entertain others without incentives like gaining a reputation, and my distaste for the way sites like Wikipedia and Wikia don't really do much to credit the individuals who actually put in the content, instead just acting like it was sort of always there.

I don't think it's quite as hypocritical as it first appears (since really it's probably more a lamentation of the death of tangible individuals online [who'd make their own sites showing the stuff they found] amusingly at a time when individualism is taken as so important, and not so much a desire for any credit or adulation for myself.)

961 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8405 18:48

>>956-957 wikipedia is my default search engine

962 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8406 01:04

Rugby is just a gayer version of football.

963 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8406 01:24

Headline is the best theme

964 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8406 02:30

It's not Tuesday today

965 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8406 08:11

Rei is the best theme.

966 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8406 09:29

There's something absurdly comical about the floppiness of a flaccid penis.

967 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8406 10:22


"HTTP was a mistake." - Tim Berners-Lee, Gopher advocate


Don't worry, behind the scenes, Wikipedia is full of people who act like their goddamn name is on it anyway. WP:OWN is one of the biggest damn lies on the entire site.

968 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8406 13:20

>In humans, oxidative stress is thought to be involved in the development of Asperger syndrome,[2] ADHD,[3] cancer,[4] Parkinson's disease,[5] Lafora disease,[6] Alzheimer's disease,[7][8] atherosclerosis,[9] heart failure,[10] myocardial infarction,[11][12] fragile X syndrome,[13] Sickle Cell Disease,[14] lichen planus,[15] vitiligo,[16] autism,[17] infection,[18] Chronic fatigue syndrome,[19] and Depression.[20]

Wow, this oxygen stuff sounds like bad news. The government should ban it or something!

969 Name: !WAHa.06x36 : 1993-09-8406 13:25

Holy fuck the September 1993 date code has been running for a long, long time.

970 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8406 18:50

Hardly, it's barely even been a month.

971 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8406 18:56

It's not quite been running even a month yet, how could that be a long time.

972 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8406 20:32

Isn't that like, an eternity in dog's months?

973 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8406 21:53

Now, wait until it runs for the whole of 1993 without a hitch before getting too proud of yourself.

974 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8407 00:51

I have returned.

975 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8407 01:02


976 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8407 03:57

This guy keeps trying to get me to listen to whiny pop-punk bands and shitty indie crap instead of the "weeaboo shit" I listen to. I wish he'd leave me alone.

977 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8407 05:57

I normally don't even keep toilet paper around because I just take a shit in the morning and get in the shower afterwards. Now that I've got some kind of horrific stomach flu this has backfired tremendously.

978 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8407 05:57

Battlefield One eats my computer. 95% processor and 6.5gb of ram used out of 8. But damn, does it look nice at 144hz.

979 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8407 06:13

At least Google isn't recommending you holocaust denial. I knew I shouldn't have read Mother Night.

980 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8407 09:32

I wish I had a friend.

981 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8407 11:49

I wish I were a song thread.

982 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8407 12:05

I wish I were a birdo!

983 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8407 23:52

I'll be your friend

984 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8408 00:12

New brew is underway!

985 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8408 06:21

I wonder who the most DQN poster is

986 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8408 14:30

Strange brew.

987 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8408 16:18

what happened to that song thread?

988 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8408 18:00

who is sakada satomi

989 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8408 19:06

I realize now that it should have been "DQN prices."

990 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8408 21:05

Los lípidos son un grupo numeroso y heterogéneo de compuestos orgánicos hidrofóbicos e insolubles en agua constituidos principalmente por hidrógeno, carbono y oxígeno.

Las funciones principales de los lípidos son cuatro:

– Reserva energética

– Aislante térmico

– Material estructural

– Señalizador bioquímico

Aislante térmico.
Flotabilidad (Debido a que la densidad de los lípidos es menor que la del agua)
Reserva de agua metabólica.
Regulador térmico (Suministran calor para mantener la temperatura corporal)
Combustible, función energética (Generan energía para realizar trabajo mecánico)
Transmisión eléctrica entre células nerviosas
Reserva de energía.

991 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8408 22:50

Going to get into hiking as a hobby.

992 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8408 23:07

Doing a vanilla milk stout. Maybe I should add maple syrup before bottling to make it a bit Canadiany and call it Strange Brew.

993 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8408 23:16

I have no regrets.

994 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8408 23:27

We're getting close to the end, boys. Make it count.

995 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8408 23:44

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is a very good anime.

Except for Stardust Crusaders. That was just boring.

996 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8408 23:46


I tried reading the manga, but I just couldn't get into it. It was so visually messy that it was hard to make anything out. Giorno looks like a good boy, though.

997 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8409 00:29

Curtains with pretty curtain fire patterns

998 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8409 00:36

Going in for the assist

999 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8409 00:39

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