[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#23] (999)

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8488 14:26

Just woke up, still breathing, every day a new opportunity yada yada yada

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8488 14:34

tiny geese

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8488 14:42

Fidel Castro is dead YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8488 15:18

I really can't justify spending another £20 on yet another dildo...

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8488 19:05

Just combine the dildos you already have.

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8488 19:24

Too late, I already bought it. I mean come on, just look at it! How could I not buy this?

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8488 20:03

Really? More dildos until the room is too full to move is worth $5 each to me.

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8488 20:04

Really? More dildos until the room is too full to move is worth $20 each to me.

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8488 20:21

I love the word dildo. It's such a silly sounding word for such a silly looking thing.

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8488 20:31

I want dubs

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8488 20:34

Dubs are lame, just learn to read quicker

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8488 22:17

what a thoroughly pointless thing to celebrate lol

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8488 22:41

Is it alright to binge on healthy junk food because it's healthier than normal junk food?

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8488 22:43

Get back on facebook, Auntie Michelle

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8488 22:49

how droll.

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8489 04:26

when did /pol/tards get on 4-ch lmfao

18 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8489 05:58

Anime Scott Fitzgerald

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8489 14:30

I actually woke up right on time to make the last post in the last thread, but decided against it.

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8489 15:44

>>19 Maybe it was for the best, or maybe a crisis could have been averted with the insight you could've offered...

21 Name: >>999-san : 1993-09-8489 16:28

I wish that I had posted something more creative. Maybe just a "See you next time!" under the traditional text art.

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8489 17:59

I like things.

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8489 18:52

Warm snuggly girl making warm snuggling sounds as she warmly snuggles up to you.

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8489 20:26

Do you like stuff?

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8489 20:49

I'm really feeling it!

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8489 20:52


27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8490 04:24

had a wonderful day

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8490 09:10

good to hear!

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8490 15:52

I like bumping things.

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8490 19:20

Breaking a full jar ends melancholy very efficiently.

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8490 22:30

Ranged combat is boring and lame.

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8490 23:26

I could really go for a burger right about now

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8491 00:12

Is it too much to ask if you guys do a half-decent job for a change? I'm literally losing my shit here.

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8491 00:55

sniff cocaine off my boner

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8491 01:10

Ton? Ka... Tsu! Ahahahaha.

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8491 01:16

I want to be as soft as possible till I die

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8491 02:06

life is meaningless but i'm afraid to waste it and know i will

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8491 02:17

It's all a matter of discipline. If you don't work out already, bodyweight exercises are a good first step towards developing that. Reading some philosophy wouldn't hurt either -- it sure helped me a lot in realizing what activities were/weren't beneficial.

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8491 17:23

Kiss me, darling.

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8491 17:33

These are truly the last days.

42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8491 17:51

No don't

43 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8491 18:44

DQN cakes

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8491 19:31

DQN cakefarts

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8492 05:16

>All of this was on fire last night. Still kinda is.

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8492 12:33

Blood loss feels like being slightly tipsy all the time.

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8492 16:04

I'm glad you posted this, so I didn't have to :) !!! !!!

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8492 17:45

Well, aren't you lovely.

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8492 19:25

Gundam Unicorn's main character is a really irritatingly whiny little fuck. Does he ever grow a pair?

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8492 21:54

With his arms outstretched?

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8493 01:33

Fuck number lines.

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8493 15:42

They don't sleep anymore on the beach.

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8493 18:47

U... uguu~

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8493 21:41

That through this great sea of blackness that I penetrated through these corridors and I went through that last segment where I went through these dark serpentines I passed through that corridor where they sat where they are.

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8493 22:11


56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8493 23:01

"trap MILF dad: getting fucked by my daughter's boyfriend"

god damn dude, these CG set titles

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8494 03:40

A guy I don't know collapsed into me drunk and said "I just want to be happy, man," and I completely understood him. Is that normal?

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8494 04:28


59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8494 04:30


60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8494 06:11

I can't seem to find this one, and it sounds good.

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8494 08:54

>>57 Extremely normal, it's the human condition.

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8494 09:23

Wait, no, I can't post that now.

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8494 12:54

Two cute girls holding hands.

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8494 13:13

I love this style but there's just too much vertical space between posts. Goodbye my cute girls ;-;

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8494 14:20

Ready or not, HERE I COME!!

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8494 16:49

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8495 00:12

constructing an elaborate fantasy in my head involving the lost dog and the disheveled ambivalently hispanic woman I encountered earlier

winning some cosmic brownie points when I said "is that your dog?" and she said "eh? no entiendo, lo siento" and instead of just saying "oh ok" and wandering off I string together my broken highschool Spanish and help her catch her dog, not that I would expect to be rewarded with sex or anything because she was kind of ugly but it would have been the nice thing to do, keeping in mind she was wearing no shoes and capri pants and a t-shirt and it was like 35 degrees fahrenheit outside

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8495 00:37

*grabs you by the throat* do you feel in charge????
*huffs steroid gas* *snaps ur neck* heh nothing personnel kid

69 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8495 01:49

No nip boundry condition

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8495 03:43

I guess my quality of humor has dropped a lot

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8495 03:45

can I get a doot doot

72 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8495 03:46

I want my brother back.

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8495 04:12

My heart goes out to you. I hope you've been doing alright.

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8495 08:39

love, love will tear us apart... again.

75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8495 11:02

I see myself an obama lover

76 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8495 12:37

More mustard...

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8495 17:26

Are any DQNs gonna play on Nostalrius/Elysium when it relaunches? We should make a guild on Horde.

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8495 18:30

ITT we make a DQN QUALITY minecraft mod one line of code at a time [Part VII]

79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8495 19:54

no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8495 23:12

For the moment, I am content.

When the snow starts, I'll be less so.

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8496 00:22

doot doot

82 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8496 03:25

For sale:
Baby shoes
Moderately worn

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8496 04:53


84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8496 05:46

For sale:
Baby shoes
Manufacturer: xorn

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8496 12:17


LEGENDARY boots of exp boost
Crafted by: L3golas86

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8496 12:25

For sale:
Baby Shoes
Unwanted baby with stupid name

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8496 16:01

I feel like I caught some kind of autism from using that one political board on ebaumsworld imageboard for a few weeks. Bashing my head against a wall didn't cure it... What do I do?

General symptoms include drowsiness, sluggishness, confused thoughts, anger at different ideas.

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8496 16:27

Baby shoes: Free to good home

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8496 18:52

Big baby
The shoes didn't fit

90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8496 19:37

>Want to trade

Big manbaby for small baby that would fit Baby shoes
PM: lmDaLegolASS

91 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8496 20:24

Baby shoes:
Must have prior experience

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8497 04:10

Well he is extremely attractive indeed.
Or maybe I am just

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8497 04:27

Hey guys, I missed this weeks post. Could someone update me on what's happened since I was gone? I just need the highlights.

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8497 04:46


95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8497 05:20

Wait, is NPR playing Renai Circulation mashups?

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8497 06:11

Nothing ever happens here. Not sure why I come here. I'm probably half brain dead.
Are they? Locally or nationally?

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8497 14:13

I heard it briefly, but when I turned the radio back on they had moved on to a Fresh Prince mashup.

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8497 14:28

I would actually really love a Mintest server for all anonymous textboard channel users. That would be great.
If I had the hardware to set it up myself I would.

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8497 14:34

I would sell my soul to have a pet catgirl.

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8497 16:13

I would sell my soul to be a pet catgirl.

101 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8497 17:24

For sale:
Pet catgirl, never worn.

102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8497 17:26

But minetest is bad and minecraft would be better and easier.

103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8497 18:46

104 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8497 21:58

I'm getting that wispy tipsy butterfly's in my stomach feeling that I haven't had for a year now.

105 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8497 22:12

Can't handle someone's point of view
Better start dropping Starcraft and teenage girl acronyms

106 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8497 23:06

Old dude in a dingy Ford van with mortal kombat and Nasa stickers on his back windshield

107 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8497 23:27

What's next

108 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8497 23:58

Predictive keyboard don't fail me now:
The fact I can see that I can see you soon in my room is a good one for you and I don't think that is not an issue of whether it was not immediately available to all of them in my room is a good one for you and I don't think that is not an issue of whether it was not immediately available to all of them and then it will take you home to see what happens when you are so much for your support of his career and life and you know that I'm a big fan of this world to her in her sleep on a Friday afternoon to discuss a wide variety in this country has to go out with me on a Friday afternoon to discuss a wide variety in this country has to go out with me on a Saturday afternoon in Europe to do that in mind for you guys should come back in a row in this country and a great way to keep my mouth and a great way to keep my mouth and let you down for you guys should come back in a row in this case to get to go back in time and it will take you home to see what happens when you are so much for your support of his career and a lot to be able and a lot to be able and a great way to go back in time and money laundering charges against a team that is not an option for you and your a great way to keep it real wit my bro and his family in my room and my dad just told my dad just called my dad just told my dad just called my dad just said I can get it together for you and your a great way to keep it real wit my bro and his family in my room and my dad just said I can get it together for you and I have a great way to keep my eyes out and get it to me that you are so many things I do it again I will never get to know what to say I don't think that I can see what

Well shit.

109 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8498 00:40

keep it real

110 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8498 00:41

Roommate's watching That 70s Show in the other room. I hear the dialog and the laugh track. The laugh track sounds like an immature shoggoth sneezing through all its mouths.

Fucking laugh tracks always sounded alien to me.

111 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8498 01:13

When everyone lives in the future...
the present is... au revoir.

112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8498 08:01

you always help me in a time of need anon

113 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8498 10:31

I'm hungry this sucks

114 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8498 13:09

Oh pillow-chan, you're so cute.

115 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8498 17:14


116 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8498 22:29

Looks like I already added loli to my spellcheck dictionary.

117 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8499 00:02

internet correspondence fatigue

118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8499 00:20

web exhaustion

119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8499 02:33


120 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8499 02:50




121 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8499 03:05

Is there a programmable clock radio out there that can switch stations according to a schedule? I'd like to have it switch from NPR to a classical station when the jazz is over and the news comes on.

122 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8499 03:05

It Must Have Been the Thistletoe

123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8499 16:12

Cute girl cuddling you forever.

124 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8499 16:51

Every attempt to decuddle so you can get other things done is met by her cuddling even harder until she cuddles the life completely out of you and then begins feeding.

125 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8499 17:09

So... marriage, then?

126 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8499 20:18

I'm okay with this

127 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8499 22:42

Sounds like you want a giant python then.

128 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8499 22:48

if the giant python is also a cute girl who cuddles me forever, then sure

129 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8499 23:51

I'm gonna cuddle my dick into your small intestine if you don't knock off the fucking cuteposting NERD

130 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8500 00:20

Cute girl cute cute CUTE cute CUTECUTE CUTE!

131 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8500 00:36

Ten cute girls tackling >>129 to the ground and violently cuddling him into submission.

132 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8500 00:38

Really ugly & creepy guy writing posts about cuddling cute girls while hugging his dakimakrua tight.

133 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8500 02:03

>>132 is the ugliest bitch on the planet. He thinks he's some sort of thug, but he doesn't know the truth about the streets.

134 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8500 04:59

but,stephen I LOVE YOU

135 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8500 05:17

the what

136 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8500 09:53

austrians are such jews that they've somehow convinced the entire world that hitler was german and mozart was austrian

captcha: von

137 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8500 13:03


it does kind of help that mozart was from salzburg yo

138 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8500 13:51

Whaaaaaattttt.... Hitler was definitely from germany. That's why Germany is the bad guy in all the video games. And I'm pretty sure Mozart was English and not Austrian. Are you trying to tell me that the sliver of truth that I'm holding on to is a lie? If this isn't true, then what is? Is Austria manipulating me? My whole life revolved around a lie!

139 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8500 15:09

I need to write some really deep and inciteful poetry and then finish it up with "and I'm a poet and I didn't even know it"

140 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8500 18:43

Cute nonlinear partial differential equation with cute waveform solutions.

141 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8500 19:10

I am the fingernail that scrapes the blackboard of your soul.

142 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8500 20:00

Bitch, I'm morose and lugubrious

143 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8500 20:02

Everything's coming up (*゚ー゚)!

144 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8500 20:24

>>137 Salzburg was an independent duchy when Mozart was born, it wasn't part of Austria until like 20 years after he died.

145 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8500 21:55

I like when Pingu gets big

146 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8500 22:13

I should eat a pony...

147 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8500 23:09

I finally asked a girl to a dance, a year and a half after graduating high school.

148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8500 23:11

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8500 23:58

Healthy young man starts posting on the internet, gets pumped with a massive dump of memes, doesn't feel good and changes - TRANSWOMAN. Many such cases!

150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8501 02:12

My words scratch the back of your eyes.

151 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8501 03:04

I don't know, kind of skimmed it. But you sound like a dork. Like a really stupid one too. I hope you have a bad week, "poser".

152 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8501 03:40

>>144 it was an archbishopric, was it not? Regardless, I'm not sure whether people are getting the quote wrong intentionally but there are definitely people getting it wrong because they can't tell Mozart from Beethoven.

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8501 03:50

Internet poster writes off someone else's decision with facetious explanation because he needs to incorporate it into his world perspective or else he won't feel like a know-it-all. Many such cases!

154 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8501 04:42

Found the mentally ill freakazoid.

155 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8501 04:57

Converse with me

156 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8501 04:57

>>152 wasn't beethoven the deaf dumb and blind kid who played a mean pinball

157 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8501 04:59

>>148 I always hated this blog and I'm almost certain that some neurotic whining tumblr babies found their way here from it.

158 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8501 05:00

No, Beethoven was a dog. You're thinking of the fictional character of the same name from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

159 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8501 05:03

If I find prawns in my food one more time I swear

160 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8501 05:14

No need to be so insecure, little baby.

Yeah, so what. I found my way through that blog. Don't hate on me. I'm a nihilist. That means I can do whatever I want. I don't believe in arbitrary scales of human value. My goal in life is to live off of your paycheck so I don't have to do any work. I don't ever consider that hard work is what makes the economy grow, and that paying taxes is how we make our society better. It's because my parents were drug addicted, and caused me to become mentally ill. This illness caused me to be a low life scum who did not live by god's standard for a human.😠

161 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8501 05:22

Is putting prawns in >>159's food a fascist act? Answers on a postcard please.
captcha: soy

162 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8501 05:54

I know what you mean. There really is no god. So who is out there to judge me. If I dress as a dog and live off of welfare, what rules have I broken (spoiler alert: that's what I do :) ). All these people who think that they're better than everyone else or think that they're at least better than transgender diaper babies. All those people are just coming up with a definition of "better" that suits them.

Most of these people spew the word objectivity and science to back up their beliefs like they're Ayn Rand. I don't even really know the definition of objectivity. I mean, even mathematics has godel's incompleteness theorem, which I think states that no formal system can prove itself to be consistent. But I'm set in my ways, and I think I've already figured out just about everything about this world. I mean other people's philosophies and perspectives just complicate things. Everything should just be able to be explained very simply. There shouldn't be gray areas. Otherwise, it can't be true.

163 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8501 06:11

Pingu screaming at a lobster

164 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8501 07:29

Anonymous boards have always been a great place for jokes and creativity, and a terrible place for serious discussion. Actually, this applies to the internet in general.

165 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8501 07:34

A friend asked me who my favorite mangaka was, and I meant to answer Shintaro Kago, but accidentally said Senke Kagero, a loli H-manga artist whose work "Petite Heaven" I had enjoyed the previous night. Of course, Shintaro's work is much more disgusting than loli H-manga, but it's less embarrassing to say you like it because it's usually viewed as art rather than porn. Fortunately I doubt the friend will remember the name or bother to look it up.

166 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8501 07:55

How do you even remember ero / guro manga artist's names. Benn years of reading and I can remember the ones who have catchy English slang ones like Noise, umm. That one guy who draws guro shoujo and has the flying lotus album cover. Akai Mato would be the most recent recall.

167 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8501 08:56

>>160 Calm down baka, it's nice to see some fresh faces here but you seem to think that perspective makes you special in some way? NEET pride is pretty DQN


>and I think I've already figured out just about everything about this world.

You definitely haven't, what a silly thing to say

168 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8501 09:57

>and I think I've already figured out just about everything about this world.
Yeah, figure out THIS! *pulls out Cox's Peacock Clock*

169 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8501 15:02

> when the thread is wew lad

wew lad

170 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8501 15:27

I think I'm losing my mind.

171 This post sucked.

172 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8501 16:19

If they have a destinctive style it's easier to remember, like RUSTLE, nnS, sleety/aosora, raguki kobo, douman seiman, kashmir, and horihone saizou.

173 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8501 16:29

Alright gate keeper of anonymous boards. I shall adhere to your request... NOT!!!! :);):)

>Calm down baka
DONT tell me to calm down. These fucking welfare man babies are why I struggle everyday. Sorry, if I don't accept your kind. U mad bro?

Are you frickin' kidding me right now? No just no. If you were to do that, I would definitely dodge your penis. So don't get any bright ideas.

No, you're just finally recognizing it. No mind would browse this board.

174 Name: >>168 : 1993-09-8501 16:44

175 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8501 16:57

Autism Intensifies

176 This post sucked.

177 Name: vc: boysh : 1993-09-8501 17:08

I find 18th century automata pretty impressive all around, but that's like in a league of its own, mang.

178 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8501 17:14

Plot twist: the spammer is actually trying to arrange the threads in order of start date using bogosort.

179 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8501 17:40

More guns

180 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8501 17:44

Haha, no. Don't get the wrong idea. The spammer is either hurt, autistic, or both. He has some how rationalized in his mind that he should post repetitively post the same thing for over an hour (http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1164035891/154). This is not what a mentally healthy person would do.

181 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8501 18:08

Shut the fuck up! You're not a goddamn psychologist. I'm not doing it seriously. I'm only doing it because it makes you mad.

>he should post repetitively post the same thing

That's redundant and so many ways. You're a fucking idiot.

182 Name: vc: deze : 1993-09-8501 18:16

mfw not having fun troll-feeding/watching because they're trying to keep it to the absolute minimum effort possible

183 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8501 19:10

I think it's sweet. You're trying to interact with people, you just don't quite know how. Memes are funny, right? People love those memes. So you pick one and hope someone will like you for posting it. No response? Post it again, hopefully somewhere someone will see it this time. Well, honey, you got a smile out of me, so your efforts are finally starting to pay off.

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8501 19:16

Never mind, I just read the last 50 posts. This thread belongs in one of those cringe subreddits about self-declared intellectuals who own a trillby and a sword.

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8501 20:07

I sure do love chocolate.

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8501 20:37


>self-declared intellectuals who own a trillby and a sword.

That's some fancy wording you got there.

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8501 20:39

How droll.

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8501 20:41

That's where you're wrong. It's you who belongs to plebbit.

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8501 21:04

See, this is the kind of stuff I'm talking about.

190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8501 21:21

Your mom's fat.

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8501 21:57

We're a little bit over 1,212 weeks into September, and it's already snowing.


192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8501 22:44

Certainly not mad. We, the NEETkin, are above that. Thank you for enduring the struggle.

You have to understand, however, that proper hikikomori are too proud and withdrawn to apply for welfare. In some cases they are supported by their relatives, others take up temporary jobs, the luckiest inherit or quickly earn their riches (e.g. Notch), but all of them value asceticism.


193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8501 22:45

Oh wait, did the THREAD just explode while I was carefully wording all that?

194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8502 00:55

One thing I like in Star Wars. When you want to go somewhere without being bothered, all you do is throw on a hooded cloak, cover your face, and everybody on the street just leaves you alone. Nobody even looks twice.

Also speeders. Speeders rock.

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8502 04:28

Get outta here

196 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8502 05:06

no u

197 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-8502 06:21

No, you fuck. This was my GET, get out of my GET.

198 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8502 07:51


>These fucking welfare man babies are why I struggle everyday

No they aren't.

Also I'm too lazy to go back and quote, but whoever said hard work makes the economy grow was also talking shit. The economy is now financialized. The economy grows because wanks in banks speculate. The only hard work that matters is that of Foxconn slaves in China, and I don't think >>173 san is a Foxconn slave. (Though if he is, he's still not supporting those on welfare - he's supporting party apparatchiks.)

I like birds.

199 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8502 10:55

Expose your phalluses in order to commemorate a certain departed silverback gorilla

200 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8502 13:40

Scots, wha hae wi Wallace bled
Scots, wham Bruce has aften led
Welcome tae yer gory bed
Or tae victorie

201 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8502 13:47

Let's just start over

202 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8502 15:08

Some day we'll look back on this and laugh.

203 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8502 16:19

I don't know why my thread did not meet dqn standards, but in its spirit I must say:

You can't swing a dead cow without hitting a critic.

204 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8502 18:08

I really hope art deco makes a comeback.

205 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8502 18:25

I'm honestly more of a fan of art nouveau, but art deco is nice too.

206 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8502 20:22

I regret it.

207 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8502 23:11

The neighbour upstairs just won't stop dying. But that doesn't discourage him from playing.

208 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8503 02:40

Stick a needle in my eye, I hate myself and wish to die.

209 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8503 04:37

2008 was our last chance.
We blew it.

210 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8503 09:17

The safest general characterization of the European recreational tradition is that it consists of a series of footnotes to Play-Doh

211 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8503 13:47

Cute girl blushing and mumbling awkwardly that she loves you and wants to be with you forever.

212 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8503 17:47

No more destroying everything good in the world for you!

213 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8503 20:33

My mood has abruptly improved.

214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8503 23:14

Total chaos.

215 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8504 00:02

I think I might be "prison gay"

216 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8504 00:07

What does that even mean?

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8504 00:25

>>216 it's when you're not normally gay but you haven't seen a woman in so long that your cellmate Bubba starts looking like a fine piece of ass

218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8504 00:52

I'm just gay for dicks

219 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8504 03:09

I'm just gay for cute guys who lounge around and have fun playing videogames.

220 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8504 03:12

I'm just gay for women though I'm a man.

221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8504 03:26

222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8504 05:13

Paint me a picture of the way that you feel.
Close your eyes and make it real.

You don't have to smile if you don't want too.

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8504 08:28

you're not a snow mexican't, you're a snow mexiCAN

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8504 10:01

holy christ dawnguard is TERRIBLE
how do you fuck up van hellsing: dragonborn edition this badly?
by being bethesda, that's how

225 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8504 10:08

like i start out and i have to clear some cave and i find some vampire girl
ok cool
for some reason i dont just kill her and take the elder scroll from her and preempt the whole questline but i actually go along with her bullshit and go back to her castle and then also somehow she just walks into a fort full of vampire hunters while being all vampirey and they just let her in to come talk to me, fucking when she's done talking head vampire slayer guy is like "so now that this thing is done talking is there any reason we should let it live" but you can't even fucking just answer "nah man light dis bitch up" you have to keep going along with her stupid inane bullshit for another 8 hours

226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8504 11:40

Diarrhea has more entropy than normal pooop

227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8504 13:46



228 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8504 14:02

I'm just not feeling it.

229 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8504 17:36

This post deepened my restroom experience.

230 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8504 23:38

>>225 "you have to keep going along with her stupid inane bullshit for another 8 hour" is basically every quest in Skyrim

231 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8504 23:53

Lolicon is a disease.

232 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8505 00:05

Wake up in the mornin feelin like man I wish I was asleep

233 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8505 00:40

Do you think there are people who don't deserve to be loved? People who are just the right combination of boring, obnoxious, ugly, and negative such that no matter what you care about you can find someone better? I'm asking for a friend. I desperately need one.

234 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8505 03:14

See the little faggot with the earring and the make up
Yeah buddy that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he's a millionaire

235 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8505 04:20

love that song.

236 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8505 05:29

I always found the hook about appliances funny, but it was only recently I found those were lyrics too, so now it's even funnier.

237 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8505 08:39

I don't know if anybody "deserves" anything but I personally gave up trying to love negative people in particular. It's a draining uphill battle, and usually not worth the effort. Their problems become your problems and they drag you down with you. I bet somebody with a big heart and a lot of patience could do it, but those people are pretty hard to find. I guess that's why Jesus is so popular. And moms.

238 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8505 09:21

>This post belongs to a parent and has 2 siblings
>You need a gold account to see this image.


239 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8505 10:06

Is my humor twisted or is this a joke?

240 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8505 16:41

Japanese is just such a nice language in so many ways.

241 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8505 17:04

I was being melodramatic, but it's mostly serious.

242 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8505 18:18

It sounds like a typewriter

243 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8505 18:20

> You pop your contact lens in your mouth when if falls out. Just about every contact wearer has been there: Your lens falls out while you're away from home. It's a tricky problem if you don't have solution, a spare lens or a pair of glasses nearby. Besides being prepared with these items stored at your office, car or purse, there are no great solutions to this problem. But there is one terrible idea. In perhaps a quick attempt to lubricate the lens, many folks will put it in their mouth before sticking it back into their eye. Given that our spit has about 60,000 bacteria per drop, Sindt identifies this solution as "the worst possible thing you can do."

The fuck? Is this something people seriously don't realize? Even an old fart like myself was told all the basic facts necessary to put this together in grade school. Your computer's grammar check is perfectly capable of notifying you of typos like using if when you mean it.

244 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8505 18:32

All the activist groups I subscribed to are freaking out over trumps policies.

245 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8505 19:09

Why not just rinse it off with tap water? I've never felt the urge to wash my contact lenses with spit.

246 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8505 20:07

Bacteria is also a potential problem there (since the contact keeps some of it there, unlike if you just get some in your eyes). AFAIK the only thing you ought wash a contact with is lens solution, and even then, while the odds are good that it's fine, it's probably not worth the stakes that it might not be.

If you are familiar with the kind of clickbait drivel it's copipe'd from, though, the odds are also good that there aren't a whole lot of people actually doing something that bad. Not to put too fine a point on it, but sometimes it seems to me that the writers and readers of this sort of crap have a burning need to confirm that someone out there is dumber than them. (Nonetheless, there are other mind-blowingly dangerous things people frequently do with contacts... you won't BELIEVE what happens next.)

247 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8505 20:47

Urethral contact lens insertion?

248 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8505 21:48

... is #7.

249 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8505 22:43

Tegan and Sarah

250 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 00:05

It's called a boner because you use it to bone-her

251 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 04:47

If you search on google for "gamecube best horror game" you get Eternal Darkness on the info box on the right, isn't that neat?

252 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8506 04:58

If you remove "S, E, and K" from "STAR TREK," you get TAR TR which is similar to the word "tartar."

253 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8506 05:01

If you leave the "S" in, it's like the word "starter"

254 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 09:58

Encounter with a "man-spreader":

Normal person: "Hey buddy can you move your leg a bit and give me some room?"
Man-spreader: Oh, sure thing, sorry 'bout that. moves leg


Mentally ill retard: grr this cis white shitlord won't move his leg and give me some room, I can't wait to get home and write an extensive op-ed about this on tumblr
Man-spreader: is unaware that he is being inconsiderate because MIR was too passive-aggressive to actually say anything

255 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 12:30

>>251 I have the game and box for that.

256 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 12:57

Cute girl who has suffered brain damage and forgotten every word in her vocabulary apart from もふもふ.

257 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 19:38

Maybe you should politely tell that person on tumblr this rather than writing about it on DQN.

258 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 20:41

No, dear, your ass makes the dress look big.

259 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 20:55

Goodbye separation of church and state
Goodbye net neutrality
Goodbye marijuana
Hello the meme generation

260 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 21:18

Looks like you've already said goodbye to reality.

261 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 21:34

Looks like you've bitten off more than you can chew, partner. ♥

262 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 21:55

How's La-La Land this time of year?

263 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 22:12

If I had a qt to go with I would watch it.

264 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 22:16

You must already be stuck in made up world.

265 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 22:23

Just when I thought you couldn't get any more delusional.

266 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 22:36

I don't know, how is it?

267 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 22:43

Way to fuck up!
I think you've made up you're mind, and you're sticking to it.

268 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 22:46

You wanna try again?

My post (>>265) was directed to the correct post.

269 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 22:59


270 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 23:03

Eric. Simply Eric.

271 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 23:04

Keep it up kids and I'm turning this thread around and we're going back home.

272 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 23:10

Wow! Haha, typical trump supporter.

273 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 23:19

So well... I had a good day. Ask me anything

274 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 23:23

Enjoy the next eight years, my man.

275 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 23:39

Unfortunately, I don't think either of us will.

276 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 23:44

What happened?

277 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8507 00:07

I don't want to talk about it

278 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8507 00:44

I received two hugs today.

279 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8507 01:03

Why not? Might as well enjoy the time, take up a hobby. Don't suppress yourself with constant "Oh no, Trump is the president, but not my president!" thoughts.

Just think of all of us, suckers, who don't live in the US and at whose expense the goal of America's greatness is usually achieved.

280 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8507 01:53

I'm a practicing chrischan

281 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8507 03:58

>>279 as long as Trump's new department and agency chiefs don't find a way to send black vans around to round up undesirables, I'll be fine. But if they do, I'm fucked. Hoping they'll at least let me emigrate if it comes to that.

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8507 04:07

Nah, I just said that because I was having a pointless argument where I appear to be joking, but really I just want to have the last come back so I can somehow validate myself. I'm not going to be constantly depressed or quit my hobbies. I just wanted to vent about some of Trump's policies that I disagree with.

283 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8507 04:15

I think Trump is a threat to US hegemony, actually. The kind of kleptocrat only banana republics get.

If you are part of China's growing middle class, the next 4 or 8 years are going to be pretty swell.

284 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8507 09:00

I don't think petty American human politics are an interesting subject of discussion for the Elitist Superstructure of DQN. In fact it's rather distasteful. Isn't there a politics board of some sort on 4-ch.net?

285 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8507 10:23

There is too much thinking and not enough tanasinn latel∵∵∵

286 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8507 12:41

fasdf just ignore him

287 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8507 14:17

Monotonically increasing cuddlability index.

288 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8507 18:28

Why are there so many cute crossdressers who are only into women, it's not fair.

289 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8508 02:58

Even if there was one, nobody would post there.

290 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8508 06:28

tfw you forget the theme you were going to compose seconds before you can write it down

291 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8508 06:30

Periods need to be stopped. I want to fuck NOW.

292 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8508 06:50

P.S. Flemish reds fucking rule

293 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8508 08:53

>>291 Period sex is the best sex...

294 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8508 11:31

I'm hungary

295 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8508 13:14

That's not cute.

296 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8508 17:45

lol jk dnt rly kys yr butifl on t insid bbz

297 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8508 18:50

the half brother of the president is on twitter calling people cucks and talking about traps and anime, holy shit this is 2016

298 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8508 19:14

Don't diss Malik Obama. He's the only honest man in that family.

299 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8508 21:14

Definitely bananya.

300 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8508 22:17

A Flemish red before bed
Jerry Seinfeld and flood will meld
The waters led them to be wed

301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8508 22:32

Cute girl tied face-down to your bed writhing around in disgust and discomfort as you shove live eels in her vagina and anus and nibble on her neck.

302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8508 23:21

Cute trap tied up and beaten and then choked out while you fuck him until you both cum.

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8509 00:04

304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8509 00:05

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8509 00:21

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8509 01:42

That's what I want

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8509 02:32

that moment when you're a nazi cyborg who survived not one but THREE encounters with the aztec fitness gods but then you get merked in the back by some bolshevik shit eater and die at stalingrad

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8509 05:18

I'm crabby, guys. Crabbier than I've been in recent memory.

309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8509 13:04


310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8509 13:38

Unhappy people.

311 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8509 17:55

The shot before the storm

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8509 23:02

Today was an unlucky day.

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8510 00:32

Cute trap who can only cum by being tied up and beaten and choked and fucked like a piece of meat

314 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8510 01:27

I'm crabby because I can't eat crab tonight. You too?

315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8510 09:07

Cute girl tying you up so she can tickle you mercilessly and blow raspberries on your belly.

316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8510 10:18

I decided I'm going to waste less time on the interwebs and use that time to get good at drawing. It's something I've always kind of wanted to be good at. Not to quit/replace my day job, just as a hobby. So I spent some money on supplies and came up with a few rules/goals:

  • I will draw at least 10000 drawings. The idea is that I need to spend ~10k hours to achieve true mastery, and I shouldn't get hung up on any individual work. Obviously some drawings will take longer than an hour and not all my skill-building time will be spent actually drawing, but whatever. It's a nice round number and it's high enough to keep me humble. I'm not setting a specific time constraint, but at a hypothetical average of two drawings a day it'll take me almost 14 years to hit 10k. This is a long-term commitment.
  • I'll go into each drawing with a specific purpose. Some aspect of the art I'm working on. Even if it's something simple like drawing straighter lines, the point here is constant progress. Every drawing presents an opportunity for improvement.
  • If I post my work, I won't connect my name to it. It will always be either anonymous, pseudonymous but disconnected from my name or other pseudonyms, or under my real identity but attributed to someone else. This is partly so that I can express myself more genuinely (I'm shy) and partly because I admire the idea of a mysterious figure secretly making art for its own sake and not for profit or social gain.

Some additional notes:

  • Just about every artist seems to strongly recommend studying figure drawing. This is probably a conspiracy, and I want in on it.
  • For that matter, I should draw lots of other things, too. Even if I do specialize in, say, loli catgirls, imagine how much better loli catgirls flying F-14s would be. I'll be the Bill Watterson of loli catgirls.
  • I will try not to consider myself "above" any technique. If I can save time doing something a faster/better way with the tools I have available, I will. This is not a substitute for proper study where it counts, but in the past with other skills I've wasted a lot of time trying to be some kind of purist and I want to avoid that.

So far I'm at 29/10000. Primarily working on fundamentals and training my muscles right now. I took a drawing class some time ago, so I'm not starting from scratch, but I do have to relearn a lot. I've been watching some speedpainting videos to pick up techniques and that's been pretty helpful. Once I get through this stage, I can move on to the crappy Inuyasha fanart stage, which hopefully won't last more than a few hundred drawings before I upgrade to the crappy Sailor Moon fanart stage. Then it's Green Hill Zone, and eventually I'll enter a cocoon (by making my DeviantArt account private) and later emerge, finally able to draw a convincing cute girl tying you up so she can tickle you mercilessly and blow raspberries on your belly.

317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8510 10:58

Just fuck in the shower. Or if it's not at the height of periodicity (only a little blood) put a towel down on the bed and do cowgirl style, then take a shower afterward. I do it all the time.

318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8510 15:28

>>315 for fuck's sake just GO OUTSIDE AND TALK TO GIRLS UNTIL YOU FIND ONE THAT LIKES YOU it's not that hard really

319 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8510 16:22


320 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8510 16:48

That's really cool and inspiring, I wish you the best of luck! Please draw and post a picture of a loli catgirl flying an F-14 once you're good enough.

Thank you for your concern but I honestly don't much care for 3DPD. That's not to say I dislike them, just that I extract immeasurably much more pleasure from 2D or entirely imaginary cute girls.

321 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8510 16:51

No, I have other reasons.

322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8510 17:04

in like a year or two you're going to come back to these threads and realize what a massive flaming faggot you were being

323 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8510 17:59

Cute trap who can only cum while suffocating and doing urethral insertion while being DI'd in both holes.

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8510 18:00

In a year or two this thread will still be on the front page

325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8510 18:08

How are there boy/girl pairs here? Disgusting.

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8510 18:45

How are there boy/boy and girl/girl pairs here? Delightful.

327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8510 19:52

Thanks! Will do.

328 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8510 22:11

8 is a prime number

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8510 22:18

>>324 It will be [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal] but it will not be [#23] (328)

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8510 23:17

I should of devoted all of my posting efforts on one website instead of cross posting on multiple places over the years. Like one of those forum users who have 100000 post tied to their name, Instead everything is lost. I should of made a diary.

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8511 01:18

The Shadow Brokers types like someone whose English is just fine but is faking a Russian accent. But there is a significant chance they might actually be Russian. This aspect is amusing to me.

332 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8511 01:26

someday I too will be bones

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8511 02:06

>>320 You have a sad, sad broken little mind.

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8511 03:27

yo who forgot to lock the basement again?

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8511 03:35

You also should of learned some rudimentary grammar.

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8511 04:07

No basements here. Too close to the ocean. High risk of flooding.

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8511 04:27

What a nice show. Can't wait to practice more tomorrow.

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8511 11:38

whatsapp is kind of like what you say when hear about it, like "whats'at"

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8511 14:27

Please excuse my poor english.

340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8511 16:55

PROTIP: It is actually "should have" or "should've" for short, not *"should of".

captcha: unhell

341 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8511 17:16

It's "Every Day" not "Everyday" you fucking cretin Cruz Beckam

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8511 17:46

Gonna be a good day.

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8511 18:07

#DoOver? Seriously? What are y'all, ten years old?

344 This post sucked.

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8512 00:43

Im fucking piss of rn!

346 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8512 02:58

I was wrong. Today sucked.

347 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8512 09:07

Yesterday sucked.Today sucked. Tomorrow will suck.
Maybe if I pretend to be a dragon things will be less miserable.

348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8512 13:04

Today was today

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8512 16:25

I take it back. Yesterday was awesome. I sucked.

350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8512 16:28

I vow to do better, become better, make the world better every day.

351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8512 16:36

I like the taste of my antidepressant pills.

352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8512 19:27

My pillow must be one of the most cuddled objects on Earth.

353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8512 20:10

Holy Roman Emperor: GIVE ME BACK ANSBACH! autistic screeching
Me: It was never yours anyway, come and take it faggot.
HRE: THIS ISN'T OVER! casts a 10 year debuff then forgets about me

354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8512 20:40

M4M: seeking someone with intimate knowledge of both German and Russian for language tutoring. Must be single and have no family or anyone that would worry if you were missing for an extensive period of time. I totally am not planning to kill you and eat your tongue to absorb your linguistic faculties.

355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8513 00:27

PSA: The original DOOM mods of penis guns do not work for the new DOOM.

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8513 17:47

Macho cheese

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8513 18:52

Becoming a furry is never the answer.

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8513 18:57

Dragons don't even have fur.

359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8514 00:17

Some dragons do.
Some dragons wear business suits and run investment firms.

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8514 00:29

Don't give up and don't listen to the likes of >>357! You can be anything you want!

You can be a cuddly little furred fantasy dragon, a mighty sergal or go classic, like a mighty Western dragon or a mysterious oriental one! Just remember, don't go too edgy.

If the furries come crawling to murr with you, just punch them in the snout to establish superiority.

And peddle plastic dicks over the Internet...

361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8514 01:34

Love Dragon's Den but only the Canadian version. Quid is the most disgusting word in the English language.

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8514 02:11

Did I ever tell you how I got the nickname “The Dragon of the West”?

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8514 03:57

I'm not interested in a lengthy anecdote, Uncle

364 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8514 07:02

Does it involve your tatoos, your trip to Japan, and the copious amounts of drugs, women, and money you brought back ?

365 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8514 09:14

The password I most commonly use is "choreUdder1776"

366 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8514 13:06

Common snes

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8514 22:06

Donald Trump has tiny hands

368 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8515 06:33

I hate myself and I want to die
Turned the knife on himself!
Dividing driver!
Sharp like incisor!
Called him the Kaiser!

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8515 07:16

doesn't look like a MacGyver

370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8515 11:57

>>1 is an idiot

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8515 12:36

>>370 What what??

372 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8515 22:10

is it gay to fap to female x trap femdom doujinshi if you self insert as the girl?

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8515 22:18

Thanks NPR, but I've already heard the fucking Santaland Diaries enough times in my life.

374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8516 03:49

I love Harambe, the ape who died. I love the dead ape Harambe.

375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8516 04:23

I sincerely hope I recall this post before passing away

>DQN DQN LOL is actually the last post a lifelong DQN poster makes before dying.

It will cheer me right up.

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8516 06:03

somos os rapaz
fazemos barulho

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8516 14:03

Cute girl tying herself up with a big ribbon and giving herself to you as a Christmas present.

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8516 23:33

From Europe!

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8517 00:54

I'm feeling the holiday spirit tonight!

380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8517 02:14

I'm sick for Christmas, which means I've been sleeping late, watching TV, and having my mom make me tea.

381 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8517 06:01

(as usual)

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8517 15:01

Afrun rebound help

383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8517 18:05

every year christmas feels less consequential.
yet i still give in to a pang of sentimentality.

next year, my dear. next year.

384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8517 20:13

I'm pretty drunk.

I love this kokeshi doll, I just want to give it a smooch.

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8518 00:03

Wind Waker? More like "Wind Breaker!"

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8518 03:05

Get a hold of yourself Arisu

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8518 17:19

There are some things that empirical science just can't mansplain.

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8518 17:38

I'm going to smooch Shino and there's nothing you can do about it!

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8518 20:25

Why doesn't the vaporwave crowd ever talk about Starship Titanic? It fits the aesthetic pretty well, all things considered.

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8518 23:36

A French erotic film?

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8519 00:22

I didn't have time for a good lunch so I whipped into an AM/PM and bought one of their double cheeseburgers for $3.

Amazingly, it wasn't terrible. It wasn't great either, just kinda there.

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8519 02:03

>>385 did someone say [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8519 02:09

A windy, shaky driver

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8519 18:25

I still have a stuffy nose from that Afrin rebound.

395 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8519 20:27

Redpill me on Boon

396 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃ブーン : 1993-09-8519 20:40

"Those who run around with their arms outstretched making airplane noises sicken me deeply. Bu-n was a mistake." -Boon

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8519 21:30

with their arms outstretched?

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8519 23:15

二( ^ω^)二⊃          /⌒ヽ ブーン
  |    /  /⌒ヽ ブーン  二( ^ω^)二⊃
  ( ヽノ 二( ^ω^)/⌒ヽブーン    /
  ノ>ノ   ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃ ヽノ    /⌒ヽ ブーン
 レレ     ( ヽノ|    /   ノ>ノ  二二( ^ω^)二⊃
        ノ /⌒ヽ ブーン   レレ      |    /
  ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃  /⌒ヽ ブーン ( ヽノ
        |    / レ  二( ^ω^)二⊃ ノ>ノ
         ( ヽノ      |    /   レレ
         ノ>ノ       ( ヽノ
     三  レレ        ノ>ノ
             三  レレ

399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8519 23:17

Fuck you, Norm.

400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8520 11:52

if you havin' brain problems i feel bad for you son
i got 99 problems but autism ain't one

401 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8520 13:36

i'm sure i made a post here but i forgot exactly when i did it and now i can't relocate it to see if anyone replied.

i'll just imagine everyone agreed with me and said i was right.

402 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8520 13:41

my captcha a few minutes ago was "done", now it's "death"


403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8520 14:13

If you stop being afraid of being called childish because you've put away childish things like the fear of being called childish then isn't that just meta-childishness? Being afraid of being called childish is for children, look how not childish I am.

404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8520 16:17

meta stuff is pretty adult.

405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8520 16:48

I like that manga My Little Sister Is A Metaphysicist

406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8520 17:10

Mine is dedape. Are you okay?

407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8520 17:11

>>402, 406
And now it is exren. Are you or any of your friends named Ren?

408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8520 22:51

>>407 no, but I am actually a wren. There's a cat staring at me through the window and I'm pretty spooked.

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8520 23:12

GET TO THE TOP OF THE TREE RIGHT NOW oh god oh god oh god oh god

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8521 00:23

Haughty aristocratic cute girl paying you money to cuddle her.

411 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8521 01:25

Two cute girls gobblin' my knob. Later on we go solve mysteries together.

412 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8521 05:54

You make the ascot look good, keep rockin that, but man drop your voice like half an octave please.

413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8521 10:05


414 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8521 11:22

I only improve myself of spite for others

415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8521 15:54

I need to ganbaru harder.

416 Name: vc: quoth : 1993-09-8521 16:32

One of these days I will learn how to gaman the fuck up.

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8521 18:47

I will become umai. Nobody can stop me

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8521 20:10

I'll need you to punch me really hard in the throat.

419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8521 20:30

You and a cute girl just snuggling one another into warm, soft, snuggly oblivion.

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8521 20:35


421 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8521 21:30


422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8522 02:35

Brought to you by Chick-Fil-A

423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8522 02:43

It's weird to think this place has been up for 10-11 years.

424 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8522 02:58

It's only been up for -11 years, from 2004 to 1993

425 Name: (눈‿눈) : 1993-09-8522 12:48

All alone for new year's eve (as usual)

426 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8522 13:47

Probably me too

427 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8522 16:15

Shiitake ganai

428 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8522 18:29

My girlfriend will be spending new year's with her family/friends. Is it selfish to feel upset about this?

429 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8522 20:02

Why not go with her? Or are you expecting her to spend it with your family instead of hers?

430 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8523 00:04

Haven't watched Netflix for months, so I cancelled it. I feel like I'm betraying my on-demand generation.

431 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8523 00:04

It's just so bad.

432 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8523 01:23

Coleslaw is amaxing, you stupid whore

433 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8523 03:59

We're currently long distance, unfortunately.

434 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8523 12:02

5 years since Kim Jong-un became Supreme Commander of the Korean People's Army. But would press write about it? No, it would write about hundreds (of thousands) personally executed by the Brilliant Comrade.

435 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8523 12:27


436 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8523 12:49

It's magic!

437 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8523 14:20

Oh, I see. I think you might be experiencing the fear of missing out.

438 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8523 16:03

I'm fine with not doing much. Just hoped she'd also be fine with not doing much, with me.

Sorry for blog posting, DQNs.

439 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8523 17:37

This mogra stream is good

440 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8523 22:25

Tell us more!

441 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8523 23:50

Well, what a stupid fucking year that was.

442 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8524 01:06

No fucking way, it's new year already and it's going pretty well!

Err, I mean, Eternal September is going pretty well!!

443 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8524 01:19

ha ha

cum mag ic ha ha madong LADY! lmao

444 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8524 03:27

I don't know what the new year is because it's still 93 or whatever
Happy 8524th!

445 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8524 22:33

You'll be a nepotist before you know it.

446 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8524 22:48

Nepotism? Is that when you stick a teapot in your nose?

447 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8525 01:30

No, you're thinking of nettypotism.

448 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8525 18:43

She won't reply until you send 25,162 more emails, good luck!

449 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8525 20:49

A lot of feelings on the front page now. What the hell is this?

450 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8525 21:51

Lesbians shmesbians.

451 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8525 23:44


452 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8526 01:02

"ruble" and "Louvre" are written the same in Japanese

453 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8526 02:25

"those who don't miss the soviet union have no heart, those who want it back have no brain"

I like this quote. Despite turning into a clusterfuck of repressive bureaucracy later on we have to remember that the USSR was born out of a kind of romantic humanism and a desire to see equality and prosperity for everyone in a time where the average Russian was an illiterate subsistence farmer with no prospect for improvement. Going from toiling in the beet fields to the first man in space in the span of a human lifetime was quite an achievement.

That said there were plenty of horrible things about it and I wouldn't want to see it back, the past should stay in the past.

454 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8526 13:24


>missing the bit about badly implemented reforms amidst the rise of anarchist ideas which led to Emperor Alexander II assassination which followed by ultra conservative rule by his son, then by indecisive Nicholas II - who, however, kept twitter long before it was cool.

The reforms that led to rapid urbanisation which saw towns and cities population more than double between 1870 and 1910.

>Going from toiling in the beet fields to the first man in space in the span of a human lifetime was quite an achievement.

Thanks for the condescending tone. Same can be said for the US, going from having working conditions worse than what made Russians shoot their tsar to sending a man to the moon in the span of a human lifetime was quite an achievement.

>"those who want it back have no brain"

The main reason for this is that any forced regime change is at least a step back — see the 90s for ex-Soviet republics, where maidans got Ukraine for recent events or Arab Spring for somewhere else in the world.

455 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8526 13:27

Hi, DQN! Today I had laser hair removal performed on my butthole.

456 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8526 14:51

But hairs don't grow on the butthole... Did you go through this to get lasers shone onto your bum?

457 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8526 16:54

Well, strictly speaking, it was more the area immediately around the butthole, but the woman performing it did also do one shot squarely into the hole itself. Of course, I can't see my own butthole without the aid of multiple mirrors, so I can't comment on exactly where the hairs around there are coming from, just that there is (or was) entirely too much hair there.

458 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8526 18:13

>>454 >Same can be said for the US, going from having working conditions worse than what made Russians shoot their tsar to sending a man to the moon in the span of a human lifetime was quite an achievement.

tbh I would also agree with that statement, I apologize since I seem to have upset you somehow.

459 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8527 00:47

Sukdeep and Dildar

460 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8527 04:28

These pills don't do anything. Maybe they're placentas.

461 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8527 05:12

I want to live in a cyberpunk dystopia.

462 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8527 05:44

Imagine being from Lesbos and every time you leave the island people make shitty jokes about it.

463 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8527 09:30

464 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8527 11:23

Sure Netflix has good stuff here and there but the rest is stuff I don't care for.

465 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8527 12:26

>>464 I have access to my mom's account but I never use it because there's hardly anything I want to watch on there. I get that most of their subscribers are 89 IQ neurotypicals but how can they not even have one single Kurosawa film?

466 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8527 13:17

Cute girl whispering soft, comforting things in your ear as you're falling asleep.

467 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8527 13:35

>>455 Doesn't the butt hair have natural odour-eating and cleaning functions? I heard that people who have their butt, pubic and armpit hair removed stink even worse than normal people

468 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8527 14:17

When you've got so much butt hair that your poop gets stuck to it then it's certainly not making you smell any better. Seriously, I'm not just talking about a few little downy flecks of fluff, it's full on inch long curls closing in from both sides. And shaving it every few weeks is a total pain in the butt.

469 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8527 14:48

I don't know about butt, but whenever armpit hair grows long, smell becomes a pain in the ass to remove even for my own self. Trimming it very short seems to help with it a lot.

Eww, gross! Just take a shower afterwards, it's not like you poop all the time anyway.

470 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8527 15:39

471 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8527 16:25

>>469 maybe YOU don't, I poop 24/7.

472 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8527 16:49

Stop pooping, start shitting.

473 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8528 01:14

Don't "shit", go for a jobby!

474 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8528 01:53

I'm taking this as a recommendation to watch kurosawa's films and i'm thanking you very much for it.

475 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8528 11:46

So, the DVD format that brought about their meteoric rise is largely obsolete. They knew this would happen, and shifted over to a licensing/streaming model, and for a time it was good.

But licensing and syndication by its very nature allows them to get fucked over by exclusivity agreements and unreasonable terms/cost and so forth. Lots of show biz wasn't exactly super jazzed about the extreme cheapass rental model in the first place, either, they really want their piece of the pie.

They knew this would also happen, hence why they have gone heavy on original programming in the past few years (not really a bad idea, since their competitors--in terms of how things stand and not necessarily who's been trying to slip OC into their massive online distribution system *cough*Amazon--are basically cable TV). Where things go from here is not known to me, a NEET armchair CEO who has never had nor can now afford a subscription.

I do feel it is a problem, yeah. 3650 days ago, I thought they had irrevocably cut the Gordian knot, but reality sure showed me.

476 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8528 13:47

You know one thing DPRK doesn't have?


477 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8528 17:11

We need a better one.

478 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8529 01:01

I was only 16 years old. I loved communism so much, I had all the treatises and propaganda posters. I prayed to Marx every night to thank him for the dialectical materialism I had been given. "Workers of the world unite," I said, "you have nothing to lose but your chains." My boss hears me, and calls me a tankie. I knew he was jealous of my commitment to the revolution. I called him a reactionary fascist. He slaps me and sends me to work for a wage. I'm crying now, and I'm alienated from my labor. I lay in my bed, and I'm poor. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Karl Marx. I am so happy. He whispers in my ear, "Let the ruling classes tremble at a communist revolution." He grabs me with his powerful hands and places me on my knees. I am ready. I organize a labor union for Karl Marx. He throws reactionaries into the gulag. It hurts so much, but I do it for Marx. I take up arms against the bourgeoisie. I want to contribute to the revolution. He roars a mighty roar as he fills my life with class consciousness. My boss walks in. Karl looks him straight in the eye and says, "From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs." Marx leaves through the window. Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains.

479 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8529 02:18

Good job Dendy Crew

480 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8529 19:15

Cute girl melting your face off with the sheer blinding intensity of her do-your-best beam.

481 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8529 21:03

Why does this student loan website need so much security? Are they worried somebody is going to break into my account and pay off my debts?

482 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8530 01:33

Cute girl smiles at you then opens her mouth releasing millions of jumping spiders.

483 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8530 02:13

Fishing is like sex. If your pole is too small, kill yourself.

484 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8530 02:29

Fishing is like sex. You need a fish and a pole. Two poles is an abomination and will be punished by god.

Fishing is like sex. The fish are gonna bait the fish then use force till they stop struggling.

485 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8530 09:07

Having vinyl records forces me to listen to the full album by harnessing my OCD to skip tracks & peaking my laziness.

486 Name: (α ρώχ) : 1993-09-8530 10:51

Fishing is like sex... sure, you could give someone a fish, and they won't be hungry that day, but it's not much help in the long run.

487 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8530 13:50

You can give a man a fish, or you can teach him how to fish. Then he is going to need a fishing license but he doesn't have any money.

488 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8530 14:14

Well bother, sayovicue is down again.

489 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8530 14:39

Why did toblerone cut out every other piece? What is this mountain-jewery?

490 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8530 22:40

Aiyaiyai, I'm your little butterfly.

491 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8531 01:16

It's time for fontconfig/freetype's yearly tantrum. This time, it's decided I'm no longer allowed to write "Terminus", I must write "xos4 Terminus" everywhere. And it also decided to flip some of the infinality/cleartype/truetype/sub-pixel hinting/autohinting/whatever flags. My web browser now looks completely fine, but it's a different fine than it was yesterday, and I didn't ask for the old fine to be replaced.

492 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8531 03:16

It's so it hurts your hands.

493 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8531 11:03

You're mad as fuck, it's a parrot

494 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8531 12:02

I'm so happy!

495 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8532 00:43

> find an obscure form of shorthand from the 1910s
> try to look up its author, y'know, only the umpteenth guy trying to reinvent the alphabet
> obviously he didn't succeed
> only hit that is about him but isn't about any his writings is a WWI draft registration
> last trace i can find is publication from 1917

well then

496 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8532 04:06

walnuts are just ghetto pecans

497 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8532 10:02

My wife is definitely the best wife but man my ex was HOT and I still think about her when my dick is in my hands. I guess the cliche of having to choose between wild and sexy vs. stable and plain is sometimes true.

498 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8532 14:17

1am has been the earliest I have been to bed this past week

499 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8532 15:47

Baskerville makes even the most inane text look professional and authoritative.

500 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8532 17:34

I got 500 problems and you're pretty far up the list, bub.

501 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8532 19:53

I hate babies but find creampies really hot.

502 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8532 20:13

yang wenli just wants to live a quiet life

503 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8532 20:20

"Boston cream pie
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

A Boston cream pie is a cake"


504 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8532 23:13

I should seriously go to bed already.

505 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8533 04:07

Don't creampie babies

506 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8533 04:59

I often think about the plight of irrelevant countries but still know nothing about them.

507 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8533 18:41

Literally sinking and drowning in an ocean of cute girls who want to cuddle you.

508 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8533 20:57

Just watched Merman in my Bathtub. It was kinda cute, but nothing to write home about

509 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8533 21:03

Like fiddle/violin: it's Greek yogurt when you're eating it for the probiotics, but Greek brogurt if you're eating it for the protein.

510 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8533 21:05

See also: Computer Modern; most variants of Garamond.

511 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8533 22:14

I want him back.

512 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8533 23:39

Cute girl giggling with a grin while gorging on grapefruit from Georgia ~

513 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8534 01:48

Gorging on a cute girl from Georgia while giggling with a grapefruit grin ~

514 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8534 01:57

You feel it too, don't you?

515 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8534 07:57

Aaaaaaaaaaaa PhD interview aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa panic panic panic panic

516 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8534 16:52

Good luck! We believe in you!

517 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8534 21:17

Why didn't Google Glass end up working?

518 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8534 21:38

Thank you! The interview went extremely okay-ishly!

519 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8535 19:29

It's like K-On but with the liberation of the proletariat instead of musical instruments.

520 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8535 19:31

"No copyright intended. I own nothing."

521 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8535 21:12

Today's progress: I press a button on my midi thing, ChucK grabs it and sends it to the sequencer; the sequencer interprets it as the toggle play button, updates the current state to be either "playing" or "paused" and sends the corresponding message back to ChucK, which dutifully reacts and starts or stops playback. It should probably only actually update the state when ChucK acknowledges that it is now playing, though.

Maybe in a few years it will start making music...

522 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8535 23:56

crapped in the ass by my own ass

523 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8536 00:57

This short story is pretty DQN quality:

"If I stand directly to my sister’s left, the motion in space makes it so that as we move quickly from left to right, my penis finds itself in the same physical location as where her vagina was just a fraction of a second before. Aside from this brief interval, from a time-space continuum perspective it’s as if I have sexual relations with every person who steps in the elevator with me."

524 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8536 03:53

Your potential net worth may someday outweigh the cost it keeps for you to stay alive. So until then, you will be treated like human cattle.

525 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8536 09:56

Cute girl kissing you on the forehead and telling you you're a good person.

526 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8537 16:50

>>525 God, you're pathetic.

527 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8537 17:26

Cute girl kissing >>526 on the forehead and telling him he's a good person, even though she doesn't really mean it.

528 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8537 18:04

I'm sick of these binge drinking events where I only get wasted, I want to feel true ego death.

529 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8538 15:39

I can't think of anything.

530 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8539 22:45

Damn I feel so tired already.

531 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8539 22:59


532 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8540 00:54

want burg

533 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8540 01:15

It's meant to evoke a certain aesthetic. The props look like theater props and so you're reminded of the theater. It's not a coincidence that LSoH is a theater adaptation. You can contrast this with more CGI-heavy films like Transformers which are made from pure art and so are working under completely different restraints (look at that bullshit reflection vs. look at that bullshit seam in his mouth). Hence OT vs PT, hence LotR vs The Hobbit, hence Battlestar Galactica vs Battlestar Galactica.

534 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8540 03:34


535 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8540 16:52

And so, Microsoft disappeared into obscurity.

536 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8540 19:11


537 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8540 22:13

Aww yeah, can't wait to be asleep.

538 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8540 22:27


539 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8541 02:59

Poor Mr. Book...

540 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8541 03:43

Back to the nonsense! <sub>Maybe I should give this place some <b><i>structure</i></b>. <sub>or maybe not ;)</sub></sub>

541 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8541 05:35


542 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8541 07:49

aaaaaarrghhhhhh Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwghhtrrr

543 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8541 08:06

oooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooo ooo ooooooooooooooo

544 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8541 10:27

Pine cones aren't even conical.

545 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8541 16:53

Ghetto version of Touhou where they come from the East Side project.

546 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8541 17:59

Party hats are conical. Coincidence? I think not.

547 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8541 21:57

I don't feel like letting the cat out today.

548 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8541 23:23

Two more days and this nightmare is over.

549 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8541 23:39

How do you take care of your onichinchin?

550 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8541 23:41

Cute girl cuddling you so hard that she breaks one of your ribs, and yet all you want is for her to cuddle you harder.

551 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8542 00:03

That's not how cuddling works, you twit.

552 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8542 01:19

I can attest that cuddling indeed does not break ribs. You might want to consult your doctor.

553 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8542 06:26

we have t☻p level nigglers fighting f☻r y☻ur s☻cial security rights

554 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8542 16:28

I had the most shitty dream yet

555 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8542 18:00

Deleting the mugshots from a police computer, and replacing them with ahegao.

556 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8542 18:14

One more fucking day. Just one.

557 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8542 22:53

"I don't want to see any more dead snails! You hear me?"

And that's how we got invisible dead snails...

558 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8543 04:06

Harry Potter and the deserted island

559 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8543 04:33

I want a microKORG

560 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8543 05:23

Look at this duck it's pretty cool.

561 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8543 07:45

Out of DMAC already?

562 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8543 08:56

Well, I didn't see you complaining about >>/941...

563 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8543 12:18

everything since 2012 just feels wrong and bad, like optimism and hope and things like the simple joy of being cozy in bed on a rainy day just vanished from the world

564 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8543 12:29

>-I am a waiter and Working! is bullshit

<-I am an astronaut and Space Brothers is bullshit

565 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8543 12:31

I am a schoolteacher and I can say with confidence that Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei is not very accurate on what it's like to be a school teacher. Ok, thank you for reading.

566 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8543 13:01

I'm a magical girl and let me tell you, Madoka is a load of baloney!

567 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8543 16:26

I am a loli and Kodomo no Jikan is pretty accurate.

568 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8543 17:00

Zeto Kaipa summons his Blue Eyes White Girl in Reverse Cowgirl position

569 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8543 17:54

>>565 It's been a long time, but in the beginning he's not a school teacher is he? He's hiding from his pursuers and pretends to be the teacher? Am I maybe mistaken

570 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8543 17:55

>>568 I throw down a facial and end my turn!

571 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8543 17:56

I am a game developer and New Game! is pretty accurate~

572 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8543 18:08

Finally! About damn time too!

573 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8543 22:24

Flambuoyancy: The ability of a straight person to stay stable and integrated in a crowd of gays

-Scott was providing security at some LGBT event this weekend
-Wow, he must be pretty flambuoyant

574 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8544 07:18

Trusting that the end of the world or an economic crisis due to trade wars are indeed looming threats on the horizon, I decided to finally hire a top tier escort before it becomes prohibitively expensive/we all die from Chinese nukes and tanks. I mean, you ought to do it at least once in a lifetime, right? It went pretty awful anyway, the world might as well end now for all I care.

575 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8544 11:50

How was it awful? I want to know the juicy details!

576 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8544 12:09

You should've spent that money on a professional cuddling service instead.

577 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8544 20:23

"with spotify premium, you can skip any song at any time, even on mobile"

there are literally two buttons (toggle play, skip) that make a shuffle music player usable, and you're telling me one of them is nerfed in the free version?

578 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8544 23:29

I didn't have a happy childhood. There's nothing remarkable about that; plenty of people had difficult times growing up. But the difference is that nothing bad happened to me whatsoever. My parents were comfortably middle class, I never really wanted for anything, I was bullied only very mildly, I had a modest circle of friends, I did well academically, I didn't face any adversity, my family was supportive and affectionate enough without being stifling, and so on. I had no reason to be unhappy.

But I was. Every day was agony. I was constantly fantasising about suicide. I took no pleasure in anything. I read, watched TV and played computer games, but they really were just to pass time; I didn't care about anything. I had no hope either, probably because I had no real conception of the future - I couldn't even begin to imagine myself as an adult or with a job, and the immediacy of my suffering kept me in the moment. After all, what good is the possibility of happiness in the future when you need it now? It may as well be happening to a different person.

My depression waxed and waned, partly with the seasons (winter was always the worst), and partly with the amount of stress from schoolwork at that particular time, but really it only ranged from general indifferent at best to spending every free moment thinking about killing myself at worst. Nothing made me happy; not being with friends, nor being left alone, nor finishing a good book, nor the beauty of nature, nor birthdays, nor Christmas - I mean, fucking Hell, what sort of fucked up kid doesn't care about Christmas?

All this only really struck home recently, when I was looking after my niece. She's two and a half years old, old enough to recognise and meaningfully interact with her surroundings, but not yet at the age when they become selfish and obnoxious. Just seeing the sheer joy and rapture she finds in even the most mundane of things suddenly made me realise I couldn't remember a single point in my entire childhood when I was even close to being that happy.

I feel somehow angry or betrayed. I want to redo my childhood! And not in the sense that most people do - with all their adult knowledge - I want to do it again starting from nothing, but to do it properly and enjoy it this time. But first, I need to know: what went wrong? Was it me? Was it my parents? Was it all just an imbalance of chemicals in my brain? Is this actually everyone's experience of childhood, and people just don't talk about it? And for that matter, what if I have children and they have to go through the same thing? At the very least, I want an explanation. How can I come to terms with all this, when I don't know why any of it happened?

579 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8545 09:03

I love staying up late, but last night a withheld number called when I was asleep early... that could have been the most important phonecall of my life

580 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8545 10:01

Nah, that's dangerous. His ribs could get broken.

581 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8545 11:40

I don't think that's unusual. A normal part of growing up is pretending to be happy in front of other people so that you don't disappoint them, then wondering why everyone always seems happy and expects you to be happy.

Upper middle-class society is so inundated with depictions of people being happy that we think it's normal. But is it? Why should the default state of humanity be happiness? I've never heard a convincing argument that it is. On the other hand, there are several very good reasons why humans should, on average, be in a mindset of some kind of unhappy desperation or desire, and I'll let you fill in for what and why that might be the case (but I'll bet that you can fill it in, which is sort of the point).

Some people actually are happy, probably, but the world is a rather rotten place. I'm not saying "You'll be happy if you accept it" or "Well gee, have you tried thinking X?", I just want to suggest that nothing "went wrong" for you specifically, because the state of being happy is not "right" (assuming there is a "right"). I also want to suggest the following argument, if you haven't already considered it before.

(1) Inflicting pain on someone without their consent is a morally wrong outcome.
(2) You should not take an action which may result in a morally wrong outcome, unless [Insert some some statements here about good-of-the-many, absolutism, sovereignty, whatever, if you wish].
(3) Being alive involves quite a lot of pain.
(4) It is impossible to obtain consent from your children for creating them.
(5) Therefore, having children may result in a morally wrong outcome. Therefore, depending on the conditions of (2), you should not have children.

I'm not saying you must agree with this argument, but if you accept or refute it you might come to terms with something. I long ago came to terms with the realizations that I will never be happy or content, that I will never have the courage to kill myself, that the Alzheimer's in my genes will probably make me die a babbling idiot, that the optimal course of action (for minimizing my own pain) is to bury myself in work, and that under no circumstances should I have children.

I apologize to the rest of the thread for this disgracefully serious post, and I promise I will try my hardest not to make any more like it.

582 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8545 12:06


this feels related to the constant undertones of existential angst pervading this thread

583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8545 13:06

But that's amateurs' mistake. Professionals are sure to cuddle just right.

584 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8545 13:17

This is a really good point.

585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8545 17:30

Good points, thank you. I can well believe that being in a constant state of happiness and fulfilment is not at all typical, but my case of not even being capable of happiness still seems to me to be exceptional. What mystifies me most is that these days I'm a lot happier, and can take pleasure in things in a way that I never could before, despite the fact that objectively I'm not really any better off than I was as a child. The fact that I don't understand what changed to get me out of it worries me because it means I don't know what might push me back.

Thankfully, the whole antinatalism thing is arbitrary in my case because I'm asexual, so there's no risk of me creating children anyway. I was really considering what if I foster or adopt a child with the same sort of pathological unhappiness.

586 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8546 00:55

Honey, if every affluent human being was perfectly happy, and depression only struck poor people, shrinks would be out of jobs.

587 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8546 03:52

I like that comic! Although, I can't say I'm any better.

588 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8546 03:54

I only post on anonymous boards when I'm stressed in life.

589 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8546 05:07

Humans like to boil complicated problems down to a single issue.

590 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8546 07:10

So it turns out this little looping thing I got for $10 retails for $300.

591 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8546 11:54

Counselling can be a really positive, valuable experience in life if you have a counsellor you fit with.

592 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8546 12:05

Cute girl leaving a bucket full of hugs on top of the door, so when you enter the room it topples over and you get covered in hugs.

593 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8546 14:30

>shitposting without sage

594 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8546 14:31

Just to clarify, >>593 wasn't aimed at anyone above. I just wanted to shitpost without sage.

595 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8546 19:26

Episode 2 of Marginal #4 has one character say: 'A famous movie star once said, "Don't think, feel."'
I have little interest in finding and making a screenshot. Just thought I'd let you know about that moment.

596 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8546 19:50

Oh, I thought it was a western thing. It isn't that surprising to find japanese textboard memes on anime.

597 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8546 22:34

Bruce Lee is well known in Japan, even assuming it's meant to be a reference.

598 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8546 23:48

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599 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8547 03:23

I like Drew Carey Show reruns a lot.

600 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8547 14:23

My head is full of ぽい.

601 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8547 15:51


602 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8547 15:52

Cute girl leaving a bucket full of lungs on top of the door, so when you enter the room it topples over and you get covered in lungs.

603 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8547 17:30

JJBA part 4 starting to air happened right around the same time as I finished chemotherapy. This sounds kind of lame but looking forward to watching it was part of what gave me the mental strength to push through it. Now that I'm finished watching it I'm feeling kinda burdo bordo.

604 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8547 18:02

>>602 Fill the lungs with cigarette tars and dump them on her head.

605 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8547 18:41

Cute girl leaving a bucket full of doors with buckets on top of them on top of the door, so when you enter the room it topples over and you get covered in recursion.

606 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8547 19:22

I thought it was that Neil Diamond song.
Also I only mentioned it because it's one of our special phrases that we mutter to each other.

607 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8547 20:32

It's just a word.

608 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8547 21:56

It's just a object.

609 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8547 23:58


610 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8548 01:20

It's just a job.

611 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8548 04:48

They call it boarding school because you get so bored that all you can do is jack off.

612 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8548 09:14

the relentless forward march of time has left me in despair

613 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8548 09:22

being bitterly depressed and miserable but it's "your thing" so you don't want to fix it even though it's easily fixed like that SZS episode where they go to a hot spring and zetsubou-sensei gets in a detoxification bath and dissolves because he was pure toxins

614 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8548 10:28

I remember that episode! That's a pretty stupid reason to be depressed and miserable, though.

615 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8548 12:20

>>614 i dont want to dissolve

616 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8548 15:20

>>615 It only itches until your skin is gone.

617 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8548 16:46

A sporty high school girl with the voice of a fat middle-aged woman

618 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8548 20:19

Today I'm drifting contentedly in a stream of creative work.

So I got that going for me. Which is nice.

619 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8548 20:56

My programming language is getting better as I remove stuff from it. Like comments, and tomorrow, half of the eval code.

620 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8548 21:42

Today I'm dorifting contentedly in a drainage ditch at Akina touge.

Dad said he'd buy me a tank of gas if I win. Which is nice.

621 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8549 02:03

It's too much work to stay friends with people. I've lost touch with just about everybody I know due to laziness and geographical distance. I think I'll just give up and go back to playing video games by myself like I did in high school.

622 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8549 02:36

Better to drift apart than to have some sort of cataclysmic fight.

623 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8549 04:34

cataclysmic fights arent bad but the effort to maintain friendship is too much effort to maintain friendship

624 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8549 05:52

my fight moneh (,,゚Д゚)

625 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8549 06:11

This morning, one of my officemates talked to me for about an hour about the conflict between Israel and Palestine. It was interesting, but I kept thinking to myself “These people's souls are weighed down by gravity”.

626 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8549 06:14

As difficult/bothersome as it may be sometimes, human relationships are pretty important for sanity. Please don't cut them off, DQN.

627 Name: vc: quean : 1993-09-8549 06:49

I don't disagree with >>626, but if said relationships are an end in themselves, then it's meaningless and unfulfilling; in fact it is parasitic, if that is the case, and in the most extreme cases it often manifests as diagnosable narcissism. (cf. C.S. Lewis "The Inner Ring" in which he attempted to use simple language to convince college men not to give in to a certain kind of social pressure that originates from within, but to instead be someone worth valuing, who does not get his value from the judgments of others and thus gains some small defense against both hardship and temptation... naturally a person of different beliefs might draw a similar conclusion thinking about the Nietzschean Übermensch, etc.)

Of course, it is not wrong to surround yourself with people whom you will elevate and who in turn elevate you, if the end of it is some "where" you all actually want to and should be. This might be even then be the relevant moral imperative. What this all really means, though, is that you, >>621, should just stick with today's special.

628 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8549 13:03

I'll never forgive you.

629 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8549 17:54

> Does the constraint or its anchors reference items in different view hierarchies? That's illegal.'

Oh thanks Apple, I guess evading taxes is really legal huh

630 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8549 20:10

I have a guaranteed fully funded four year PhD position!

I don't know why the BBSRC thinks I'm a computational biologist, as I'm certainly neither a computer scientist nor a biologist, but there'll be plenty of time to worry about that later.

VC: yaiy!

631 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8549 20:18

>>628 What did I do?

632 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8550 10:12

Hang in there, kiddo.

633 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8550 17:51

If you don't know, I'm not telling you. So there.

634 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8550 22:24

grats, and also maybe that is how you grow a field aggressively, kek

635 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8551 09:24

I love jerking off to big titties.

636 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8551 10:59

I wanna go home

637 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8551 13:05

take off this uniform and leave the show

638 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8551 17:30

I should buy a dakimakura...

639 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8551 19:13

>hittin it
>quittin it
>chew it up and spittin it

640 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8551 19:58


641 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8551 22:15

but i'm waiting on this cell because i have to know

642 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8552 02:22

Do it. You'll get the best sleep of your life and never want to get out of bed again.

643 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8552 03:47

And you can princess carry it to your bed.

644 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8552 21:30

And if your friends find ou-, oh. Nevermind.

645 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8552 22:45

Hmm, something tells me that wasn't the good ending.

646 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8553 02:29

"Kill me Baby" is funny

647 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8553 02:39

Male-on-male Violence as Platonic BDSM

648 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8553 14:10

Yeah. It is.

649 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8553 16:28

Vaginas are really gross.

650 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8553 17:33

Seems to be a lot of dorks over at /jp/!

651 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8554 00:21

Cute girl going out butterfly spotting in a big, sunny wildflower meadow while tripping on LSD.

652 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8554 02:01

One of the 80sest popular artists there was, Patrick Nagel, died of a heart attack shortly after participating in a celebrity "aerobathon". While tragic, I must admit this is certainly the 80sest death I have ever heard of. Godspeed you beautiful bastard.

653 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8554 05:33

Maybe he really is Ozymandia's giant, alien squid monster.

654 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8554 09:10

Has SAoVQ been down for a while?

655 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8554 13:13

Masturbating to stock photos of naked pregnant women

656 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8554 17:57

I've been really considering going full normie, as of late.

657 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8554 18:57

I honestly would if I could.

658 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8554 19:03

About 3 years

659 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8554 23:37

Swift is probably the worst language devices by mankind, and the people defending it are either deluded beyond reason or truly fucked in the head.

660 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8555 01:07

I don't know, still seems kind of played out.

661 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8555 08:57

>>658 I mean the dynu one that was up at least a couple of weeks ago

662 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8555 20:03

You do you, and let them do them

663 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8556 02:39

The Light of Tsukimi Manor is like fast food. Sometimes when I see the POMF meme I get an urge to re-read it, but after doing so I'm always disappointed. There's so many better loli manga out there.

664 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8556 07:14

Nightmare Comedy

665 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8556 10:28

Poster below me is pure evil, don't trust what he says.

666 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8556 12:33

Poster above me is pure good, believe what he says.

667 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8556 15:23

The posters above me put too much stock in numbers

668 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8556 16:11

Never give up!

669 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8556 16:43

From a monotheistic perspective this is just fine, but from a polytheistic perspective this puts too much emphasis on one specific deity (who would have specific strengths and weaknesses) to the detriment of others.

670 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8556 18:20

This is fucking politics but Iran was a key player on the fight against ISIS, thus why Obama was so desperate on seeking a deal with them. Setting the US in collision course against Iran directly benefits ISIS and it's a spectacularly awful anti-terrorist policy.

671 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8556 18:26

Trying to stop the Muslim Brotherhood is no better policy, various chapters of it are instrumental to us in the region, especially the brotherhood in Kuwait, labeling them a terrorist organization will immediately cut down on our ability to fight terror.

672 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8556 22:22

Hungover, overworked, low on blood. I'm doing well, all things considered.

673 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8556 23:07

Nobody wants to make these kinds of distinctions anymore. Especially not under our new foreign policy, which seems to be "everything is a nail and we're the fucking hammer"

674 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8556 23:16


Is it weird that I kind of want to read a sequel as a slice of life following a cute boy with a dark past trying to fit in at a new school? The 4-komas in between chapters are a nice touch. Shimaji is truly a master craftsman.

675 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8556 23:28

also the part where they ask the MC how many dicks he's had in his ass
I wanted him to answer 今まで食ったパンの枚数を覚えているのか?

676 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8557 02:42

Not Hitler, just stupid.

677 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8557 05:02

So much politics on my boards. All of you suck. Stop being so mad all the time.

678 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8557 05:34

I have the best sexual fantasies when I'm high. Better than any pornography.

679 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8557 07:41

Wow, you must be a Nazi to try to shutdown Free Speech like this!

680 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8557 09:07


681 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8557 09:24


682 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8557 09:38


683 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8557 11:30

Cute girl who prefers cake to human contact.

684 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8557 13:03

What thoughts did you process, DQN-kun?

685 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8557 15:05

Libertards crying because they lost

686 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8557 16:52

On various boards, I've been posting as an alt-right an attempt to troll alt-rights by blatantly misrepresenting them. But it seems like no matter what I post, no one from the alt-right calls me out for misrepresenting their views. But I did manage to troll a lot of liberals.

687 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8557 17:06

Long as you're pissing off shitlibs, we cool.

688 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8557 17:12

>>686 Cool? Anything to get dumb leftists mad..

689 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8557 18:39

Unlike leftie rabbits, we don't march in lockstep. Do your own thang, mang.

690 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8557 19:01

You guys! I always knew you'd give up truth in order to anger your enemies. Oh wait, is this >>686 again?

691 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8557 20:03

Truth is wasted on the left.

692 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8557 20:38

I'm with >>677, it's really embarrassing to watch these petty squabbles

>>679 This is the Elitist Superstructure

>>685 gb2/america

>>689 Don't think, feel, then you will be tanasinn

693 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8557 23:15

My train of thought stops here. Goodbye, train.

694 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8557 23:15

Boon fricken rules

695 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8557 23:29

Asking people to not be use logical falacies is like asking people not to look at an optical illusion and not see the illusion. Our ape brains can't help but fall into logical falacies. The best we can do is realize when we are wrong and admit it.

696 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8558 02:52

I really must say, the recent happenings in that regard are quite distasteful. Let's get back to plagiarizing 2ch and... okay, admittedly that may not be the best plan, either.

697 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8558 03:11

goodbye toot toot

698 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8558 16:29

Off all the famous people in the world, I've only really felt jealous of Anthony Bourdain, but maybe I mistake my feelings for hunger.

699 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8558 16:45

Cute girl with a horrible, debilitating cuddle addiction, suffering withdrawal symptoms as she searches desperately for her next fix.

700 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8558 16:51

>>699 going to the most expensive cuddle cafe in the world.

701 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8558 17:57

>>699 dying of starvation because he's covered in cute girls

702 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8558 21:20

>>721 shut up faggot, no it's not

703 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8558 22:31

<family name>, <given name> is probably the stupidest convention yet that I've seen for listing names using the oriental name order in English. Either just remove the comma or list them in the English order. But this fucks up both conventions, the comma implies that if it weren't a list then you would be using the English order but by listing them last name first you're already using the eastern convention.

704 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8558 22:34

and when you have some characters with western style <first name> <last name> names mixed in a cast of characters with eastern style names it fucks it up even more

should scarlet, remilia be alphabetically listed before or after izayoi, sakuya? who knows, you broke everything and now I don't know which way is up, fuck you

705 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8558 22:49

My favourite is subbers swapping the full name around to match English and then consistently using the wrong name. Like, they'd subtitle "Ohayo, Haruka-kun" with "Hello, Nogizaka" or whatever.

706 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8559 12:30

Cute girl trying to cuddle you but she can't because she's wearing a straitjacket.

707 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8559 13:11

Cute girl successfully cuddling you while wearing a straitjacket because you are the cute girl.

708 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8559 18:03

cute girl with extensive rashes, missing teeth, puffy red gums and many open running sores all over her body crying pus tears because you won't cuddle her without an NBC suit on.

709 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8559 19:58

Cute girl with bullet and harpoon wounds, destroying buildings in the financial district by throwing a tantrum because she's 200 feet tall and nobody can cuddle her.

710 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8559 23:41

Cute girl foaming at the mouth and getting a battery of rabies shots because she tried to cuddle a raccoon.

711 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8559 23:51

Man I thought when I moved by myself I was going to get super fat because I was going to eat ramen and pizza all day but apparently I'm too lazy to even buy a fucking phone so I'm just going to starve.

712 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8560 13:03

That's not pain! I'll show you what pain is!

713 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8560 14:34

>>707 cutting off the straightjacket with a knife and discovering the cute girl is yandere.

714 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8560 15:27

hey hey ho ho this fucking snow has got to

i hate hey hey ho ho chants

715 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8560 15:48

>>711 the best strategy for weight loss is to move to a place where you have to take a 15 minute walk to reach a shop when you don't own a car in my experience

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8560 18:16

Hey hey ho ho
I'm tired.

717 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8560 21:51

I don't get it why didn't the stealth ship just blow all its torpedoes and kill both incoming ships and just end the show right th- oh yeah plot :rolleyes:

such bullshit

718 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8561 10:34

Cute girl method acting another even cuter girl.

719 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8561 11:08

Matlab is intended to be easy to pick up and use but then I try to use it and just get confused with its conventions because everything is not quite where it should be, random stuff is backwards, and I'm never quite sure that what I expect to happen is the thing that will actually happen.

720 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8561 12:38

I got flipped off and it's not even 8:00.

721 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8561 13:53

Every day for a couple of weeks I have to take a couple of hours of travel to loiter about in freezing temperatures and/or eat fast food.

722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8561 15:19

MATLAB sucks, there's plenty of much better alternatives out there. If you're looking for an easy to pick up scientific/mathematical programming language then your best bet is probably a dedicated Python distribution like Anaconda.

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8561 20:37

Octave might be a bit better (read: more hippie) than Matlab, but I've also heard good things about Julia.

724 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8561 22:34

Hippie just means dirty liberal who want free handouts which is very apt for Octave and their users. Pay for matlab you cucks

725 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8562 09:56

Wow and now everyone is a scientist on this board but me...

726 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8562 15:06

Hah, I bet you can't even analyse and interpret systems of higher order nonlinear partial differential equations!

Why don't you go enjoy kicking a bag of leather around, nerd.

727 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8562 17:58

Follow the vapor trail

728 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8562 18:59

Does cuck mean something else where you come from?

729 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8562 19:33

Cute girl with hypothermia trying to cuddle you for dear life.

730 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8562 20:56

I have a degree in computer science yet reading computer science shit online makes me feel crazy inadequate. Because JavaSchool.

731 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8562 21:17

Rough. I found the most educational modules had very little programming in at all.

732 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8562 21:47

Go suck Stallman's cock, jew

733 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8562 21:49

I don't want to live in a box!

734 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8562 22:23

Cute nerdy girl who you sadly have to murder because she's in the truck factor circle for BUS1 and SystemD.

735 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8562 22:25

Try a yurt!

736 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8562 22:40

Thew sound of a Didgeridoo amplified to 11.

737 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8562 22:48

Too late, I already failed to pay back my loan, lost my home, and am currently living in a cardboard box in the street fantasising about what could've happened if only I'd played the market better. Don't be fooled by the cute, fuzzy appearance; Recettear is a harsh and uncompromising game.

738 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8562 23:35

Shit's goin' down hard soon, and I'll be laughing.

739 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8562 23:58

Rinse Penis

vc: cock

740 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8563 10:22

I went to see my doctor, and he wrote me a prescription for 1 "cute girl".

741 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8563 16:42

Real Computer Science with capital S starts on post-graduate courses, it seems.

742 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8563 18:14

Watching some corner of the Internet get snobby about McMansions and laughing since by their standards I and most of my high school acquaintances lived in one. Go ahead, make character judgments about immigrants, veterans, civil servants, and retirees you've never met because of their tacky oversized secondhand houses. I can't imagine all our folks were trying to buy status.

743 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8563 21:25

most science does, undergrad stuff is just making sure you have the fundamentals in place

744 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8564 04:46

To that guy who use to post Teddy Rubskin videos like 1-6 years ago, sorry for calling them autistic and telling you to stop posting them. I'm pretty autistic myself.

745 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8564 04:55

le feel de when NO shanghai chowder

746 Name: Epicurus Failurus : 1993-09-8564 12:06

I failed because I didn't but craved far too much for Science...

747 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8564 15:34

Dates are nice. They're an opportunity to get laid without having to drink.

748 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8564 19:23

Another fucking kidney stone dammit

749 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8564 20:11

I prefer prunes.

750 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8564 20:18

Hey Andrews.

751 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8564 20:32


752 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8564 21:35

No you don't

753 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8565 07:35

At some point I want to sit down and review every single VIPTRONIC song from every single VIPTRONIC album. But I don't have time.

754 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8565 20:32

Just do one album a week.

755 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8566 00:23

756 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8566 02:01

>>753 Review my song first.

757 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8566 04:15

Which thread had everyone being a minister?

758 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8566 17:08

759 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8566 17:40

wait what why

760 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8566 18:38

effert et est duo u

761 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8566 20:47

That's the last time I spend $120 to make macaroni and cheese

762 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8566 22:35

It's fun having friends to do cringy shit with

763 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8566 22:52

Remembering that one Iranian professor in community college who would start classes by saying, "Hello everyone," and it would remind me of Clonepa. Very odd fellow, didn't feel much loyalty to any country (we're not talking one of those "my parents supported the Shah" fellas) and would crack jokes (I think...?) about how his two doctorates (in engineering and CS) once qualified him to be the minister of health back there.

764 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8567 04:02

Why are you choosing VIPTRONIC over DQN ELECTRONICS? What is wrong with you?

765 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8567 04:15

I gave an alt-right person a pot brownie once.

766 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8567 13:15


Kill yourself you fucking degenerate fag

767 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8567 14:50

You can't just hold details like that, mang!

I mean, you can, but.

768 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8567 15:44

"Emo is just an anagram of Moe" was a good read.

769 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8567 18:32

It all came down to cheese selection and a modest black truffle

770 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8567 19:46

So mean. It's not like I tricked him into eating it.

771 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8567 22:22

exactly three types of people play healers:

1 submissive nerds who prefer a passive supporting role;
2 clerical (heh) types who prefer a role as kind of a "back room administrator";
3 girls (and they almost always play something like a night elf priest or one of those raccoon things from TERA)

772 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8567 22:23

ranked from most to least common

773 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8567 22:58

Ah, one or both is the usual defining feature of an expensive mac and cheese. Personally, most variations I've had on that theme haven't really been worthy. Though I wouldn't judge someone for liking the taste, either.

774 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8567 23:55

I still haven't ever played those games. How was I suppose to know you knew that.

775 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8568 00:27

I always played medic in TF2 because most teams seriously needed one, and it was easy to rack up points.

776 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8568 00:37

It was marginally better than a regular homemade mac and cheese for about 20x the price

777 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8568 00:40

That wasn't an option

778 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8568 02:47

String tastes funny. Not funny ha ha tho

779 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8568 10:26

Nah, any scantily-clad character is 99.9% played by a man.

"Submissive nerd" though. I want to participate in a submissive nerds orgy.

780 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8568 11:37

This shouldn't be hard

781 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8568 11:54

I still have cute girls telling me terrible things.

782 Name: ( ͡° ͟ʖ ͡°) : 1993-09-8568 12:53

Box-Cox transformation isn't the fetish I was thinking it was.

783 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8568 17:41

I'm just really shit at Overwatch, but I can't play Mercy anymore because it's racked up some weird e-fetishism around her.

784 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8568 18:49

TF2 battle medic rollout was difficult and impressive to see.

785 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8568 19:24

Fill in the blank:

So take me down to the[...]

A. paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
B. cities of the future / everybody's happy and I feel at home
C. virgin spring / wash away my suffering

786 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8569 01:30

So take me down to the
Little brown town where the
Ugly matted hounds bark at
The heaping garbage mounds.

787 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8569 05:13

holy shit that guy's still doing dinosaur comics

788 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8569 05:44

Do they still hold their quality or lack thereof?

789 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8569 05:54

Love is in danger it is gonna die.

790 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8569 06:34

Thanks to chrome/firefox's form input I have all these captchas saved .Now all I need to do is string them all together to form some nonsense.

791 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8569 15:21

Cute girl removing the stuffing from your dakimakura and climbing inside in an attempt to trick you into cuddling her, little knowing that you would gladly cuddle her as much as she likes if she just asked you directly.

792 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8569 15:30

If anything, they're even better/worse!

793 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8569 16:33


794 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8569 16:44

Cute girl trying to strangle you, but when you see her hands going for your neck you mistake it for an attempted cuddle and reciprocate. Then she just sort of lies there passively being cuddled because she hadn't anticipated this but actually sort of likes it and isn't sure whether she should still strangle you or not.

795 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8569 17:18

Cute girl marries you, pumps out a few kids, blows up into a fat sow and divorces you, leaving you with nothing for the next twenty fucking years of your life.

796 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8569 18:04

Put it through text-to-speech and you have a DQN ELECTRONIC.

797 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8569 18:18

I agree with >>796

798 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8570 09:03

o-okay time to start recklessly posting.

799 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8570 12:09

Where the fuck am I what the fuck is going on

800 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8570 17:36


801 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8570 17:53

Gay Boons Against Fracking

802 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8570 21:29

Pretty certain those aren't the correct lyrics.

I mean, it's clearly ぎゅうってしたくなっちゃうもん, not ぎゅうしたくなっちゃうの, and you completely omitted the line about いつまでも手をつないで.

803 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8570 21:44

Gayniggers from Outer Space

804 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8570 23:16

An sjw tentacle monster who has a blog called "I am not your rape fantasy".

Captcha: redeck

805 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8571 00:35

>>802 もん sounds too girly, it was supposed to sound 男らしい

806 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8571 03:19

>>802 is girly, I want to cuddle >>802

807 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8571 03:48

Cute girl urinating into another cute girl's mouth.

808 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8571 04:20

The gods may throw their dice. Their minds as cold as ice. While someone way down here, loses someone dear.

809 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8571 15:20

That is one of my fetishes!! I am currently physically aroused!!

810 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8571 16:29

I'm here to crossdress and do tensor calculus.
And I'm all out of tensor calculus.

811 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8571 19:06

Cute girl waking you up with a kiss on the cheek and a mug of hot chocolate and two almond croissants.

812 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8571 19:07

Eye am stronger than the naked I.

813 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8571 19:24

I hate almonds.

814 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8571 19:44

>>811 I hate cute girls.

captcha: man

815 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8571 19:59

I love cute almonds

816 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8571 20:08

Cute rats being eaten by cute snakes.

817 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8571 21:19

What's the name of that anime where the brother of the authoritarian dictator gets murdered through a fake spray bottle prank for a fake TV show on his way to an amusement park?

818 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8571 23:09

I can't wait till the whole "trans" meme dies.

819 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8572 07:37

I'm in a dance club and I can't dance Woop Woop Woop sitting alone alright

820 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8572 17:36

kero kero kero
weet weet woot weet weet woot weet

821 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8572 17:38

>>817 are you thinking of that episode of the Black Jack OVA where he goes to not-North-Korea and performs brain surgery on not-Kim Il-sung

822 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8573 16:03

Cute yandere taxidermist girl murdering you in a fit of jealousy, then stuffing your corpse and enjoying a fulfilling relationship with it. Sometimes she sits it down at the table and has a romantic candlelit dinner with it, other times she puts on music and does ballroom dancing with it, or takes it to bed with her and cuddles it warmly all night.

823 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8573 16:36

Cute girl walks right past you like you weren't even there to cuddle up to that skeezy biker with his muscles and leather jacket and you KNOW he's just going for the pump & dump but you feel powerless to prevent it.

Then you realize that you should start lifting, bro.

824 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8573 16:56

I thought it was just going to be a manga, but apparently they're releasing an anime of Cardcaptor Sakura: Clear Card Edition in January 2018!

825 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8573 17:05

>>824 やった!

826 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8573 17:55

why are the japanese words for korea so dumb and confusing

why is 北朝鮮 きたちょうせん and not ほくちょうせん
the same word in KO and ZH is bukjoseon and beichaoxian

why does japan even call it 北朝鮮 and not 北韓 like taiwan, hong kong, south korea etc do

mysteries abound

827 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8573 18:21

remove nida

828 Name: < `∀´> : 1993-09-8573 18:54


829 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8573 22:02

I wonder what's in that box over there.

830 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8574 00:12

idlers who have nicks that start with the same few letters as channel regulars and get assblasted when people accidentally highlight them all the time

831 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8574 00:18

Why is this happening to me?

832 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8574 04:08

No, this can't be happening. I'm in charge here.

833 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8574 05:08

Do you feel in charge?

834 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8574 05:14

I feel very tired

835 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8574 14:37

A lot of loyalty for a tired gun!

836 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8574 18:30

Somebody should take the Sega voice from Sonic The Hedgehog and modify it to say nida.

837 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8574 20:28

Cute girl snuggling up close to you and whispering all of her darkest secrets into your ear.

838 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8574 20:41

Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

839 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8574 21:18

I'm a cute girl for you.

840 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8574 21:22

What to do, what to do

841 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8574 22:43

If I could only pick one nose, it would be yours, my love.

842 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8575 03:51

Was getting cuddled part of your plan?

843 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8575 04:25

tfw they know how to use the ring modulator

844 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8575 18:28

Of courshe!

845 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8575 18:41

How cute?
How much?

846 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8575 19:24

Cute girl masturbating furiously while crying out your name at the top of her lungs.

847 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8575 22:21

Well congratulations, you got yourself caught. Now, what's the next step of you master plan?

848 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8576 01:01

Gassing the kikes. With no survivors.

849 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8576 01:53

just when you start thinking Amuro might not be a complete irredeemable faggot he goes and fucks everything up again

850 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8576 04:03

I can't stop making hamburg steaks

851 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8576 09:29

I wonder if Sriracha Ice Cream is a thing (of course that's a thing).

852 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8576 10:57

If I ever come across a Korean online, I would probably type something like "Nida! I want apolojuice!"

853 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8576 11:28

John Maynard Keynes probably had a time machine.
The question is then whether he disappeared into the future to save us at a time of great need as heroes do, or if he secretly went into the future to ruin everything under a pen-name so that we'd think about how clever he was for the rest of time for giving vaguely prophetic warnings, when actually he was only "very clever" and stole Einstein's time machine.

Either way if he could get me a Pepsi A.M. that'd be great.

854 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8576 11:50

I don't think you knoooooooow how broken you aaaaaaaaaare

855 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8576 22:31

My mental state hasn't really changed since high school so why can't I fuck high school girls??!!

856 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8577 00:12

I anger and upset everyone, but my message is morally superior than all of them. If they want to call me villain, then I'll accept the title. Hahahaha. I'm their worst nightmare, but I'm actually doing them all a favor.

857 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8577 00:21

Well the thing is... Just because you haven't mentally matured since high school doesn't mean that those high school girls won't. They might regret letting some dirty underdeveloped dqn touch them.

858 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8577 02:33

What's the difference between body dysmorphia and just being ugly?

859 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8577 08:22

The human mind is modular. Consequently, focusing on ONE thing, doing one thing intensely, yields compounding returns. Focus on the essential element(s) and drive towards them w/ Ahabian zealousness.

Neurogenesis affirms your brain connections, so choose your actions deliberately!!

860 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8577 09:31


861 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8577 09:36

You can be ugly and not care about it.

862 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8577 11:30

>>852 hello I am korean

863 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8577 13:10

For some reason I just remembered a story from my life and I want to tell someone, so here ya go DQN.

When I was in college I had two friends in the same department who were dating, call them P and M. One day M started hitting on me, asking me to hang out. Her friend told me that P and M had split up and that I should go for it.

Now, I wasn't extremely attracted to this girl, but you take what you can get, right? I was a shy "beta" with only one previous girlfriend, so this was a godsend. Plus she had abnormally large tits. I don't remember the exact size but it was at least H cup. So I thought, why not?

We started "hooking up." I learned she had split up with P because he had cheated on her. So I was basically just a revenge fuck. A few weeks later, I guess P apologized and they got back together, but neither of them told me this...I found out from someone else. M just stopped contacting me and started acting cold.

Now obviously I didn't love the girl, but she could have at least told me! I confronted her and we had some super cliche conversation like "What are we?" "We? There is no we." So naturally I felt hurt.

A couple weeks later, P started making an effort to be extra friendly. It seemed he wanted to make sure I knew he didn't hold anything against me. I was still feeling a little sore, but I accepted his invitation to play poker with some other guys.

It was my first time playing poker, but I picked it up quickly. Then I kicked P's ass. Knocked him out of the game. He went to bed, and a wide, uncontrollable smile began to spread across my face. I suddenly felt elated. There was something extremely cathartic about the act of winning that silly poker game, like it stirred some deep alpha male instinct. I suddenly realized, hey, I'm the winner in this situation! I fucked this guy's big tittied girl, plus I don't have to deal with the relationship afterward!

And after that my whole perspective on relationships changed. Using my newfound confidence I was able to woo another girl -- one I actually really liked.

So the moral of the story is, you should really just stick to today's special.

864 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8577 22:51

Ugly people know they can't be beautiful.

865 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8578 00:47

So P, M and DQN walk into a local Yoshinoya. DQN orders extra green onion.

866 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8578 01:24

"We're all out of green onion" said the Yoshinoya employee, but then a duck came bearing green onions.

867 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8578 06:57

Yummy fries ! !

868 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8578 11:42

Cute catgirl snuggling up by your side and purring warmly as you stroke her back and run your fingers through her hair.

869 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8578 15:15

Removing the faces from most wanted criminal signs and replacing them with ahegao

870 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8578 18:59

I need some bangersss

871 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8578 19:04

I considered doing that but using fast food pictures.

872 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8578 19:05

welp there goes my sanity

873 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8578 20:37


874 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8579 00:34

I think I may have found some iidx hdd rips outside of sows! Hooray!

875 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8579 09:46

Fuck I don't even know how the fuck I manage to get to my home with Uber

876 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8579 14:30

Holy shit, there's a new Worst Compilation? How did it take me this long to realise?

877 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8579 23:26

Checking up on forums you haven't thought about in a decade.

Knowing where you and everyone around you thought you'd be now a decade ago, and knowing you didn't take the concrete steps to get there.

878 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8580 00:14

>>870 https://shanachan.org/m/ Lots of bangersss here

Captcha: joy

879 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8580 18:30

Cute girl practising her ahegao in the mirror.

880 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8580 20:54

Infernal Storage

881 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8580 21:51

Roasted baby pig: Hamlet.

882 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8580 23:05

Cute girl with extremely low self esteem unable to believe that you genuinely want to cuddle her.

883 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8580 23:21

Cute girl who slips you a mickey and then you wake up in a hotel bathtub full of ice missing your kidneys.

884 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8581 03:08

Cute girl with worn leather armor and a rusty daggar getting swarmed by giant rats on level one. Spoiler: She dies.

885 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8581 08:18

is it ok to masturbate or drink alcohol after working out or will it kill my gains or was i just memed

886 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8581 15:40

It's ok to masturbate why wouldn't it be.
Alcohol has almost 100 calories per unit. If you're losing weight it'll definitely impact your work out. Don't binge, be moderate and you'll be fine.

Now let me tell you about the futility of working out and dieting if you can't get smashed every weekend.

887 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8581 19:15

My cat likes Harvest Cheddar Sun Chips. Didn't expect that.

888 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8581 22:06

I just watched 3DPD porn for the first time in ages and I enjoyed it!

889 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8581 22:57

I just want to be happy.

890 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8581 23:12

It reminds me of my childhood.

891 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8581 23:54

2 big bottles of hexanes

892 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8582 01:44

I guess a cave really is just a hole on its side.

893 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8582 02:04

Good tooshie.

894 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8582 04:56

895 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8582 05:33

Yeah, it is not bad if there is a little of it, you know, like food and salt or pepper, and you wouldn't want to put too much of it in your food but the food gets a bit boring and bland without it.

896 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8582 13:27

It's not 3DPD if they all have penises.

897 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8582 13:28

It's not 3DPD if they all have penises.

898 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8582 19:02

I wish someone would make a movie that pretended to be one of those holiday-themed piece of crap movies like New Years Eve on trailers but was actually a deep auteur-driven tour-de-force filled with existential conflict and ANGST.

Like, imagine if Office Christmas Party was actually La Dolce Vita in disguise. That'd be neat.

899 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8582 23:01

Cute girl who has been wandering the wilderness for weeks subsisting entirely on whatever she can forage and resorting to cuddling trees and rocks for the faint semblance of human contact, suddenly catching sight of you, pouncing into your arms and unloading weeks of accumulated touch deprivation and cuddlelust onto you.

900 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8582 23:28

Brutal Doom is awesome

901 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8583 15:38

nothing happens here anymore, the only activity is the copypaste/comment/wikipedia/any thread that's just copying shit from somewhere else

and this thread full of people talking to themselves

902 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8583 15:47

Fully Automated Luxury Communism.

903 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8583 15:53

>>900 should play some Duke 3d

904 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8583 18:33

A restaurant on the lobby of a 5-star international hotel 15km away is not the kind of answer you'd expect to be given after asking "what's the cheapest restaurant near me" to a so-called smart assistant.

905 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8583 19:39

Like you're doing right now?

906 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8583 19:48

Beats talking to you

907 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8583 20:35

the trick is to stop living in the present

908 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8583 22:43

why the fuck is all my spam british now? i miss the japanese adultery site spam i used to get.

909 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8583 23:31

I wonder if I could find a cute girl in real life and enter into some sort of "friends with benefits" affair with her, but benefits as in literally just cuddling.

910 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8583 23:35

Get in shape, brush your teeth, don't talk about dorky anime shit around her, and you've got a chance.

911 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8584 00:09

i like being treated like a girl in every way

912 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8584 02:56

Heard some idiot saying some artist must have been SO FUCKIN BAKED when he painted that

Yay legal marijuana I guess

913 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8584 12:14

> implying the heresy train has brakes

914 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8584 15:22

Why do you (and so many like you) assume that all women want a fit guy who isn't into anime?

915 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8584 19:26

Insecurity. NEXT!

916 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8584 19:37

-shrug- It's mostly true.

917 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8584 20:02

Because it's true. You think an out of shape dude posting fantasies about "cute girls" on a niche text board is getting any action?

918 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8584 20:26

Humans are unable to distinguish individual properties of a smell.
There is no "blue", "sharp" or "sweet" in smell: encounter a new smell and the question will be "what does it smell like?" and not "how <smell adjective> is it?"; the answers given will invariably relate the scent to objects or experiences - "burnt toast", "old people", "fresh dog poop". Indeed, the words themselves probably conjure the respective smells almost immediately.

My thesis follows. This lack of is exactly why smells evoke memories the strongest of all senses.
Precisely because there are no abstract "blue" or "sharp" properties in smells that get lumped into a single category of "blue" or "sharp" is why we retain so much information from specific smells. We can't break down a smell into its component parts, so we must retain it in full.
Thus the random whiff walking past an alleyway takes you right back to that summer when you were 4 and your older cousin tried to feed you poop on toast at your grandparents' house.
It's almost paradoxical: our weakest sense, given time, becomes our strongest.

919 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8584 22:00

Hot people want to shag other hot people, is this notion truly that outrageous?

Anime doesn't really factor in that much though, provided you got the looks.

920 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8584 23:19

We're about to reach 1000 unhappy posts

921 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8584 23:40

Except this one, this one is happy.

922 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8585 02:02

When I look back on this year I won't wish I had smoked more pot.

923 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8585 05:11

Yeah, being attractive helps but social skills are much more important. It's also hard to generalize what women want. I once had a girlfriend who liked boobs so I showed her Senran Kagura and she loved it! Hot and nerdy girls do exist.

>>909, what you want is possible. I've met cute girls who say they want "cuddle buddies." Guys are horndogs so girls tend to put up a strong guard, so you need to develop rapport and prove you're trustworthy first. The fastest path to cuddletown is a group cuddle with a number of close friends. Alcohol helps with this. After group cuddling a few times, the cute girl will start to trust you and be willing to cuddle alone.

However, it's honestly probably better to just ask her to be your girlfriend. After all, a girl needs to be at least mildly attracted to you to be willing to cuddle, so you might as well go all the way. After all, if you become just cuddle buddies, eventually she will get a sexual partner who will probably ask her to stop cuddling, and then your heart will be broken.

924 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8585 06:24

in that goddamn I Spy illustration you call a closet, honey

925 Name: vc: lain : 1993-09-8585 10:50

Time management also. Nerd activities are known for taking lots of your precious free time in deep focus on nerd shit. You could be quite a pleasant person to know, but all that studying and media consumption is time you aren't prettying yourself up, networking for love/poon, etc.

This is not an indictment of being otaku as fuck: the stigma is real and it's stupid and shallow people are everywhere. Granted, so is the stereotypical maladapted geek who at best isn't fun to be around and at worst is a douche; it's a kind of shallowness, too. Just, if you aren't getting something you want, you either want more than you're gonna get, or you need to adjust priorities in order to get it. Life is full of compromises, and compromises suck by definition. Some compromises are fair, and some of them aren't fair.

Gentlemongs, try not to short-circuit your satisfaction with a life-ruining obsession. But at the same time, if you find an activity so meaningful that it makes all the suffering of life worth enduring, you have a thing a lot of people don't. Don't apologize for it (unless it is evil, in which case maybe you should mend your ways--but I assume that's an unusual corner case). Hide your power level if need be, but also avoid (general) situations where you must compensate for it by being something that ain't genuine. It's simply accepting life for what you can squeeze out of it, and that is a part of "having your act together", which is an attractive trait to most anyone worth wooing. Like the book Murphy's Law once sardonically cracked about loans, to get an S.O. you ought to first prove you don't need one.

926 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8585 11:12

Listen, you talk trash about moé in the Internet, you'll have to deal with me.

927 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8585 11:24

tryna look up some movie i saw for only a moment at my parents' friend's house that said parents' friend was watching while channel surfing because it scared me and i want a little closure but google is shooting duds here

928 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8585 14:58

Speak for yourself - I've never experienced a smell bringing up a memory. Sight or sound are far better suited for that purpose, since they can convey more, specific information (“Hey remember that time when…”)

929 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8585 15:11

You think there are no women who like fat guys. ( ̄ー ̄)

930 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8585 16:14

Is it Friday yet?

931 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8585 16:46


932 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8585 20:27

Maybe it's you? I can't count the times someone's suddenly exclaimed, "Whoa, I just caught a smell that strongly reminded me of..."

933 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8585 23:30

I've never heard someone say anything close to that. I've heard plenty of people say they've been reminded by sights or sounds, however.

I don't really care if either of us are unusual, or live in an unusual area, but the idea of smell being a powerful sense is certainly not universal.

934 Name: Bill Nye (A Smelly Guy) : 1993-09-8586 01:22

A weird smell was a major plot arc for the entirety of Lucky Star. Smell ya later, dokyuns!

935 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8586 02:02

Well, you know what they say

936 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8586 03:30

It really stinks, huh?

937 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8586 08:50

I imagine some of these copypastas come about because some Anon decides to make a shitty joke, sees the initial glint of "oh god why", and realizes it is not time for half measures.

938 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8586 09:09

Olfactory memory is definitely a thing. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olfactory_memory

And to add anecdotal evidence pool, I find memories triggered by smell much more powerful because they make me deeply relive the experience of that memory. It's similar to the eery feeling of like deja vu.

939 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8586 13:35

Hey cool, supporting evidence! Neat.

Anyway it's interesting that there's always someone one the internet around to argue "I have found an exception to your predicates, thus I submit your conclusion is entirely false"

940 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8586 20:16


941 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8586 21:33

I just don't think I'm cut out for the aristocracy.

942 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8586 22:32

Sometimes when I smell something I've smelled before I'll recognize it as something I've smelled before, but I rarely remember exactly where I first smelled it.

943 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8587 05:46

You're misrepresenting me by saying “entirely false”. My objections are with your statement being universally applied - nothing more.

944 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8587 10:25

I see that now, but I never explicitly it was universal. I also made other points, some standing alone from those you object to, and yet you didn't touch upon those at all. Thus my reaction to what I interpreted as a haughty dismissal based on an incorrect assumption, similar to how a grammar nazi would pick out a mistake to avoid having to address the brunt of an argument. It hurt my feelings, yo.

Anyway, how boring is meta-argument? Let's do something more interesting for the death throes of this THREAD.

945 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8587 10:27

“Our subject, then, and our data being of this nature, we must be content if we can indicate the truth roughly and in outline, and if, in dealing with matters that are not amenable to immutable laws, and reasoning from premises that are but probable, we can arrive at probable conclusions.

The reader, on his part, should take each of my statements in the same spirit; for it is the mark of an educated man to require, in each kind of inquiry, just so much exactness as the subject admits of: it is equally absurd to accept probable reasoning from a mathematician, and to demand scientific proof from an orator.” - Aristotle, <i>Nicomachean Ethics</i>, <i>tr.</i> Peters

Bothayunz sound absurd to me, within a short number of exchanges muddying up both what is objective and what is subjective. That is, initial statement poses as objective fact a generalization predicated on subjective conjecture, initial counterstatement uses subjective experience to argue against an objective universality. It continues with neither participant acknowledging the basis of good faith argument, <i>viz.</i> “hang on, I know what you meant, but consider this.” It comes across as disingenuous all around, very frustrating to follow, can’t fap to this. True memory comes from <b><i><u>OPPOSITE BRAIN HOLLOW TIME CUBE SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY CREATION</u></i></b>

946 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8587 18:52

Crab Yars fucking sucks

947 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8587 22:21

Yeah I don't have that memory-triggering smell either, but I constantly hear references to it in media. Also I have a pretty shit sense of smell, so who knows. Anyway my captcha is meme.

948 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8587 23:34

I think I might be literally addicted to cute anime girls.

949 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8588 01:51

Me too but I feel good about it.

950 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8588 05:16

I have a mild tendency to make up sentences that I haven't said before. I wonder if that comes from /r9k/.

951 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8588 08:24

Vote Ron Paul 2018

952 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8588 08:48

>>950 Grasp the candlemaker's nose firmly, dear comrade, lest affectionate proteins stretch your jodhpurs!

953 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8588 10:31

Cute girl phoning the professional cuddling service you've been using regularly to inform them that you won't be requiring their services any longer.

954 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8588 14:28

Fill me up inside!

955 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8588 17:15

Can't fill up!

956 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8588 18:32

as she cleans the blood off of her butcher knife collection.

957 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8589 00:08

Why did I have to memorize so much more in elementary school than I do in college?

958 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8589 01:50


959 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8589 01:56

ywn be as cute as link in a gerudo outfit

960 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8589 13:56

Alex Jones: There's some seedy shit going on in the world and I'm gonna tell you about it!
Me: Yeah! Tell us, Alex!
Alex: The global financial elite uses their wealth and influence to create political policies that favor them and hurt you, the common man! They seek to enrich themselves at your expense!
Me: Yeah! Preach on, what do we do about it?
AJ: First you have to buy one of my filters. Also, the global financial elite are actually interdimensional satan-worshipping pedophile vampires who want to strap your children into an intergalactic rape machine and suck out their psychic energy.
Me: ...

961 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8589 15:49

Why are they fucking excited about a release of a new version of a shit IDE. It's still going to be shit, and there's a chance it might be even worse.

962 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8589 17:34

I don't like cheesecake!

963 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8590 00:41

acting like an asshole ironically is actually just being an asshole

964 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8590 03:23


Consider these monar to be government agents.

965 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8590 04:08

Just think, some Nanashi-san coming up with a semi-creative combination of characters, loosing them into the wild to be used in (technically) secret communications by weebish nerds that write some of the code behind secret squirrel operations. Otakon is more uncomfortably real than most people realize; google-stalk Snowden's ancient posting history.

966 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8590 12:41

Cute girl performing CPR on you, but she's enjoying the mouth-to-mouth part a little too much and neglecting the chest compressions, so you end up dying.

967 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8590 13:38

>>966 That's a good one

968 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8590 14:55

tigers in the bedroom

969 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8590 16:03

(`・ω・´) <-- Pedobear?

970 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8590 17:20

   | ノ      ヽ
  /  ●   ● | KUMA──!!
  |    ( _●_)  ミ
 彡、   |∪|  、`\
/ __  ヽノ /´>  )
(___)   / (_/
 |       /
 |  /\ \
 | /    )  )
 ∪    (  \

KUMA ("Bear") is a natural kind of guy. He likes to frollick through town and chase after some pretty girls (some evil folk dubbed him "Pedobear" for that). He doesn't want to work and just enjoy himself. So he's a pretty cool dude. But sometimes he has to defeat himself rather roughly whenever his arch rival, Ronald McDonald, tries to get in on his act again by destroying his beloved environment or other evil schemes. KUMA is fierce against opponents:

                                  _ /- イ、_
             ,;^,^,ヽ                 /: : : : : : : : : : : (
            ;^|, |, |, |                /: : : : ::;:;: ;: ;:;: ; : : : ::ゝ
           r|, |, |, |, }               {:: : : :ノ --‐' 、_\: : ::}
   ∩___∩ |   ( |               {:: : :ノ ,_;:;:;ノ、 ェェ ヾ: :::}
   | ノ      ヽ ! `´. ノ   、           l: :ノ /二―-、 |: ::ノ
  /  ●   ● | 入 /   ,,・_           | //   ̄7/ /::ノ
  |    ( ●_)  ミ / , ’,∴ ・ ¨           〉(二─-┘{/
 彡、   |∪|   / 、・∵ ’  /、//|  ̄ ̄ヽ
/ __  ヽノ  /        /   // |//\ 〉
(___)    /        /    //   /\ /
         /        /        / 

971 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8590 18:27

The "future" doesn't exist. Time moves forward, but the future is a lie.
I regret wasting so much time waiting for the future now that I know this.

972 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8590 19:00

( ´∀`) Shobon, what is your reaction to the CIA labling you a pedophile?
(´・ω・`) It wasn't me! It was that creepy guy with no eyebrows who is always with that asshole little boy!

973 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8590 21:10

thinkin bout trap airhorns

974 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8590 22:12

Crossdressers have compressed gas horns built into them?
This is good to know.

975 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8591 03:10

assless chaps for my chapped aas

976 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8592 11:34

My hips are moving on their own
I'm cumming with my butt

977 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8592 16:15

Knowing that Hirohiko Araki was featured at a Louvre exposition makes me more confident in the idea that my taste is actually really good, since JoJo is the only manga that I've grown to like the past 4 years.

978 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8592 18:22

Is shanachan down? Too much see-pee?

979 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8592 21:53

I want to sample the suction noises coming from this carpet cleaning machine and make some industrial music with it.

980 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8592 23:40


981 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8593 00:43

I wasn't convinced by your argument about why I was wrong, but since you then called me a moron and a retard and a manchild and a retardchildmoronbaby, I've decided that I totally agree with you.

982 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8593 09:23

>>979 I used to have one with a variable speed control, so you could alter the pitch of the hum - I'd do that with one hand and play a drum machine with the other, make some tidy drum n bass!

983 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8593 10:58

Cute girl sitting in your lap and mischievously shifting her little bottom around to try and give you an awkward erection.

984 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8593 15:00

Dude just jack off and get it out of your system already


985 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8593 20:50

Aristocrats, business men are conspicuous spenders for social status. (At least one group called) hipsters and arguably the Amish are conspicuous savers, living on as little as possible. Of course it's possible that thrift becomes hip; how much TV does Jessica Alba watch?

986 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8593 21:35

good recipe but saffron yeah nah what the fuck do i look like an 18th century dutch spice merchant that stuff is more expensive by weight than cocaine

987 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8593 21:46

I got a shit ton, you want some?

988 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8593 22:37

>>987 cocaine or saffron?

989 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8594 01:38

Cute girl saying “dakara... dakara...” over and over again, never completing her sentence.

990 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8594 04:45

to be fair, if what i've heard about cocaine is true, i'd (personally) actually get a better high outta the saffron. straight up raging boner for paella.

991 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8594 14:52

Somehow the porn is a lot better when you know the girl's family doesn't approve and is ashamed of her for it.

992 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8594 14:54

I love you, DQN!

993 This post sucked.

994 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8594 15:17

I wonder what >>999 will say.

995 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8594 15:18

As long as the last underbrush
of a man’s desire for cute girl
has not been not cleared away,
his mind remains in bondage,
like a suckling calf
following its mother.

―Dhammapada, verse 284, slightly modified for local audience

996 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8594 15:26

Cute girl distracting you from your zazen meditation by constantly cuddling you from behind and whispering cute things in your ears.

997 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8594 17:01

you will never sound as happy as the puzzle bobble 2 OST

998 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8594 17:25

So long as I have caffeine, I am unstoppable.

999 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8594 17:30

Cute girl bringing this thread to a peaceful end.

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