[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Cute Girls][#24] (999)

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8594 19:18

Nobody will ever love you.

3 This post sucked.

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8594 19:30

3 is the least punny GET of the low numbers and nobody will ever love >>1

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8594 19:41





6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8594 20:22

I know it's not a fashionable opinion to hold, but I look forward to the future and have genuine hope that things will get better overall.

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8594 20:39

Is it a kemono girl? Please tell me it's a kemono girl.

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8595 00:13

This is a much more pleasant Your Current Thought thread

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8595 00:41

I'm just gonna post in whichever thread has the least posts

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8595 02:45

I'm just gonna post in whichever thread has the most pleasant posts

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8595 02:53

Cute girl excitedly pointing at the screen and telling you to check 'em.

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8595 04:58


13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8595 06:07

You deserve an icecream pie

14 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-8595 10:23


15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8595 10:24


16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8595 10:24

Reminds me of the old #11 split of '93

17 This post sucked.

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8595 14:13

my current thought right now

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8595 21:55

Who is the apeposter and why wasn't he shot yet?

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8595 23:45

Don't agree on a current thought thread without cute girls.

Demand cute girls with your thought thread.

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8596 06:44

Tumblr was a mistake.

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8596 10:33

It's not like #11 though, because in that case it was an honest mistake that two people started the new thread at the same time (although the earlier, more legitimate one was much more pleasant in that case as well). This time it's just one sore loser trying to rewrite history.

I wonder if perhaps it's somebody relatively new trying to keep up with some perceived orthodoxy in thread titling. If so, I would encourage them to just look at how much variation there is in the formatting of the earlier iterations - I mean, just look at #6 for crying out loud. For that matter, it's not just the current thought threads, but also the Grandpa threads, and more or less any long-continuing series. And do you know what everyone else did when they didn't like the new thread title? They made, perhaps, one post to say so, and then just got on with their lives without kicking up an ungodly fuss over it.

Furthermore, if anyone thinks I alone strongarmed this thread into existence/success, you couldn't be further from the truth. >>999 of the previous thread wasn't even me; I was just continuing the previous thread when the thought of making the next iteration something a little more cute and happy struck me, so I altered one of the tags on a whim. I also haven't posted in either thread since >>1, because I was curious to see how things turned out. Every other post in this thread was made by people who support - or at least tolerate - cute girls.

For those poor, unenlightened souls among you who have somehow convinced yourselves that you dislike cute girls, I'm willing to compromise: this modification needn't last more than one thread. From the next iteration onwards I'm happy for it to return to [Personal].

What this all really means though, is that you, dear reader, should just forget about that other loser thread for losers and post exclusively in this warm, happy, inviting thread instead.

23 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-8596 12:28

Yo, >>22, I appreciate this thread and your effort, but you are thoroughly mistaken in your judgement of what came to be known as "11.5".

I, obviously, don't claim any objectivety and, in fact, very biased in this matter. And certainly will refrain from opening any of the two ever again. But as I remember it, for the first evening it was 2.5 people competing in posting speed ensuring abhorrent quality of both.

It was a very interesting personal experience, however.

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8596 21:58

Cute girls are what makes this world remotely tolerable.

Yet cute girls start wars.


25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8596 23:25

Cute girls are what makes this world less rough and irritating.
Yet cute girls Star Wars
Captcha: yoda

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8596 23:31

Actually, believe it or not, I was the one who started the first #11, so I'm not entirely unbiased myself...

I agree that the competition element between the threads seriously detracted from the quality of both, and I'm eager not to see a repeat of that. Frankly, I don't care which of the two #24s fills up faster; it doesn't change the fact that this is the legitimate one and the other isn't.

Also, check out how cute the girl in this ASMR track is:

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8597 13:48

I will not be divided

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8597 16:50

I wonder if this post will work

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8598 07:12

we back baby

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8598 09:07

I am >>1's fin funnel.
I am terribly sorry that my pilot has created such a thread as this one.
He really is a good person, but he's been under a lot of stress lately.
Lately, he has been screaming "THIS SENSATION, IS IT CHAR!?" every time he sees something red,
And mumbling "please lead me" every time he sees a young girl.
Just the other day, he ordered me to "shoot down the biggest dumbass in this region."
I wanted to reply, "that would be you,"
But knowing that >>1 was even more tired than I was of fighting, I couldn't say anything.
This prolonged war is to blame for everything.
It's not >>1's fault.
I posted today because I just wanted to ask for everybody's understanding in this matter.
I am terribly sorry that a mere fin funnel has made such excuses.
Please, continue to treat >>1 well.

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8598 23:51


uhhh, think again, sweetie.

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8599 05:57

It bugs me when couples say "we're pregnant." Only one of you is pregnant and I'm going to figure out which.

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8600 02:26

Smitten with Mittens. Someone should make a lolicore remix of Jingle Bells by that name.

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8600 04:47

why is DQN so slow

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8600 10:46

Overheard between coworkers last week:
"Congratulations, when's it due?"
"Beginning of September"
"Oh wow. This year?"

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8600 15:36

If women can force babies out with their vagina do you think they can keep babies from leaving their vagina and force them to stay in the womb?

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8600 16:03

Do you think there is porn game for every game genre?

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8600 18:22

This is the season of yearning.

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8601 17:52

They could be having twins.

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8601 19:37

That doesn't make sense. A twin is not pregnant with its twin.

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8602 00:21

I am empty once more.

42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8602 17:28

No, with twins the father and mother are both pregnant with one of the twins. That's why you know there's cheating involved with triplets or higher.

43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8602 18:51

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8602 20:53

listening to mimikaki asmr tracks while studying

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8602 21:29

The mimikaki ones can be nice, although I personally prefer the ones with just a cute girl whispering to you.

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8603 06:40

I want this night to be over. I want to get on with tomorrow, so that tomorrow can be over.

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8604 02:36

Cute girl having sex with two other cute girls on a regular basis.

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8604 02:58

After Cute Girl gets arrested for raping her sister, she spends her brief prison life stuck with two trap shotas she rapes every day. She is relunctant at first, because that's fucking gay.

Meanwhile, she is eventually visited by her sister in prison, who tells her that although she loves her, she can never forgive her, because she has since developed a fetish for being abused and treated like the little whore she is.

Eventually, the Cute Girl escapes from prison (and death row) with the help of her two cellmates. She must then battle the forces of Hell, going all around the globe to fight futa demons with glowing dicks, while trying to elude the police.

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8604 12:17

Cute girl Munchausen-by-proxying you just because she wants an excuse to wear a cute nurse outfit.

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8604 13:07

that guy who's been playing this or that RPG for 30 years but still pronounces "melee" like "mealy"

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8604 13:12

what can we call them instead so that we don't have to listen to anglos struggle to pronounce "melee"

"physical DPS" isn't concise or specific enough, it would also include ranger/hunter/archer types

I volunteer the term "CQC DPS"

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8604 16:34

CQC combat
DoT damage
ATM machine
DmC Devil May Cry

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8604 16:39

>>52 I used to think "CMA Awards" was a redundant acronym until someone who cares much more deeply about it than I do told me that it isn't.

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8606 22:57

All things, not in moderation, but in balance.

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8606 23:19

Protip: Ritz crackers are actually very reasonably priced. Go For Triscuits if you want to flaunt your wealth.

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8607 19:51

Huh, apparently I've been unbanned, who'd'athunkit.

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8608 01:54

These hip "vapes", "ecigs" should be called "liquid tobacco". It's so much cooler.

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8608 02:03

Hand-to-hand combat
Unranged struggle

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8608 12:46

End him rightly

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8608 23:54

I should wash my hair...

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8609 03:32

Time to head to the dojo and practice with Master Bei Shun.

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8609 23:44

I'm losing my mind.

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8610 02:27

It was Ronald Reagan who removed his ribs to autofillate! But he forgot because of the dementia.

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8612 03:54

In 200 years, most live-action porn will feature dead people.

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8612 04:11

homo sex is gay

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8612 12:34

This thought is both weird and strangely a bit hot.
Are future archaeologists going to find my computer in storage somewhere and rummage through my eMule DLs some day?

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8612 12:45

Another thing to remember is that all the 2D lewds will be drawn by dead people.

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8612 13:42

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8612 13:46

I need to have more self control.

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8612 15:33

Except if porn is still continuously being made and porn 200 years old is simply forgotten and lost.

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8612 16:12

Apocalypse soon.

72 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8612 16:51

Pornpocalypse now.
I love the smell of niplem in the morning.

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8612 18:20

I can hardly wait.

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8613 11:27

I'm the Žâ‚µ‚¢est Žâ‚µ‚ª‚艮‚³‚ñ ever to Žâ‚µ‚ª‚é.

75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8613 15:04

A little thrill ran through my body reading "... it can guess means "

76 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8614 02:51

Bokurano was really unrelated.

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8614 13:57


78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8614 16:29

Breaking news just in - Disgruntled wageslave quits job to retreat to NEET lifestyle once again!

79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8614 18:56

Everything falls apart. All you can do is love it in the meantime.

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8615 02:57

ballscrote being

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8616 18:39

Translating "Fighting evil by moonlight" into Japanese and getting the opinion of Japanese Sailor Moon otaku.

I'm not sure if it was ever done. However, I think if someone ever did it, they did it many years ago.

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8616 18:59

Cute girl using you as a dakimakura but every time you try to move about or say something she scolds you harshly and reminds you in no uncertain terms that dakimakuras cannot move or talk.

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8616 19:06

A magic spell that can transform anybody into a dakimakura for a short period of time. This can be applied to the person who cast the spell or the spell can be cast on someone else.

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8617 01:40

putting all my skill points into whatever tree this hangs from

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8617 20:54

Your dakimakura coming to life as a cute girl and vowing to repay in kind all of the cuddling you gave her.

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8618 03:55

Your dakimakura coming to life as a mighty kaiju and helping you destroy the world.

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8618 16:28

Your dakimakura coming to life.

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8618 17:37

Your dakimakura stealing your life.

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8618 17:44

Cocaine-powered supervillain

90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8619 03:25

I think I just hurt my already lingeringly sore penis even more. And I didn't even ejaculate.

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8619 13:51

Having a dakimakura.

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8619 15:11

Your dakimakura having you.

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8620 10:53

The one thing I don't regret in life is owning a dakimakura.

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8620 14:23

engage the orcs in navel combat

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8620 16:49

semen flavored rape liquid

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8620 19:13

Dying and being reincarnated as a dakimakura with a cute girl printed on you.

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8621 02:49

Spending eternity with your favourite dakimakura

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8621 03:11

Spending eternity with your least favorite dakimakura, but it still being okay because you have good taste in dakimakuras

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8621 07:00

Cute girl being corrupted by excessive distortion and gabber kicks.

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8621 12:21

Cute girl being corrupted by excessive distortion and gabber dicks.

101 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8621 13:44

Cute girl being corrupted by [PAGED_FAULT_IN_UNPAGED_AREA]

102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8621 15:41


Unable to handle Cute Girl pointer dereference

103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8621 18:57

Mulch Man mulching a cute girl and all your dakimakuras.

104 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8621 20:02

Moe reference not set to an instance of a object of affection

105 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8622 15:17

It appears there is a cuddling meetup in my city. As in, a bunch of people that gather together regularly and just cuddle one another. I am going to try to infiltrate this group and see if there are any cuddlable cute girls involved. Wish me luck.

106 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8623 01:47

Good luck! Tell us how it goes. (And invite me next time.)

107 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8630 13:36

Can Haruhi create a fetish so strange that even she can't get off to it?

108 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8630 15:56


109 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8631 18:05


captcha: joy

110 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8631 18:55

111 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8634 08:35

Cute girl all bundled up with a huge poofy coat, knocking on your door and asking if you want to go for a walk in the snow.

112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8634 08:36

(also mittens, very important)

113 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8634 11:46

I'm going to fuck your but

114 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8635 12:20

Cute girl who, having found a genie in a bottle and been given three wishes, after wishing for world peace and an end to poverty, uses her final wish to wish for you to love and want to cuddle her at least as much as she loves and wants to cuddle you, upon which the genie tells her he cannot grant that wish because it is already true.

115 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8635 22:47

cute girl who doesn't mind you masturbating in front of her.

116 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8635 23:48

Cut girl who does mind you masturbating in front of her and covers her eyes with her hands but can't resist peeking through her fingers to watch you

117 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8636 03:36

Cute girl with a penis masturbating in front of you.

118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8636 22:12

Cute girl with a vulva masturbating in front of ME!

119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8639 00:42

Cute girl making a giant sucking sound on my cock.

120 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8639 11:03

Cute girl who isn't really into any of this lewd stuff and would honestly rather just cuddle.

121 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8639 11:17

Cute girl who is really into this lewd stuff and would honestly lewd AND cuddle.

122 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8639 23:30

Cute girl alternating at irregular intervals between lewd mode and cuddle mode.

123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8640 02:33

Cute girl farting loudly.

124 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8640 03:24

Formerly cute girl who's suffered under the ravages of time and is no longer cute expressing her frustrated cuddle libido on her numerous cats

125 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8640 07:05

Cute old lady inviting her cute old lady friends over for a birthday party.

126 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8640 12:46

Cute old lady saying "I unfriend you" to her cute old lady friend.

127 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8641 13:54

Cute girl doing the Hinky Dinky with my Weenie Beenie.

128 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8641 14:28

Cute girl eating spaghetti

129 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8641 14:31

video of a cute girl in her underwear wearing cat ears and crawling around and making hand gestures like a cat

130 Name: R(@¥Í¥)É : 1993-09-8641 17:36

Where? Where??

131 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8641 22:17

the internet

132 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8642 08:57

fucking everywhere you thirsty bastard

133 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8642 14:14

throwing up is almost fun

134 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8642 14:49

>>123 Cute girl proudly admitting it.

135 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8643 05:22

Cute girl picking up your hobby in hopes that you'll notice her.

136 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8643 06:17

That's dumb. She should pursue what's interesting to her.
Captcha: cum

137 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8643 08:35


138 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8643 09:34

It was based on a true story. And I agree.

139 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8643 10:19

Cute girl using a shoehorn to put on tight boots.

140 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8643 17:27

Cute girl who owns a great selection of costumes and looks perfect in every single one.

141 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8644 10:26

who /ass/memes/ here

142 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8645 10:37

Cute girl inviting you to enter into a suicide pact with her.

143 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8646 03:02

Cute ghost haunting your ouija board.

144 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8646 03:50

Cute boy who looks like a cute girl

145 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8646 17:39

Cute looks-like-a-cute-girl boy using a shoehorn to put on tight boots.

146 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8646 18:45

Cute girl suddenly sad when she finds out that nyaa is dead.

147 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8646 18:53

Cute girl who looks somewhat like a cute boy but still looks like a cute girl finding out that there are alternative sites for downloading anime after her favorite tracker goes down.

148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8648 04:30

Suicide squad nigga
kill yourself

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8648 06:55

maybe going deaf wouldn't be so bad

150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8648 07:28

What's that

151 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8648 12:15

The Joker's Boner

152 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8649 11:26

Cute girl translating with constant velocity through a quiescent Stokes flow, expressed in terms of Papkovich-Neuber potentials.

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8649 12:15

well my name is cheesy and i'm here to say F U C kkk

154 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8652 13:41

Which is better:

>Submissive in bed


>Submissive except in bed?

155 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8653 11:25

Cute girl cuddling the nihilism out of you.

156 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8654 16:17

Cute girl smoking a cigarette and looking cool while doing it.

157 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8654 17:08

Nico nico tine

158 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8654 17:29

Cute girl eating a banana in a suggestive manner.

159 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8654 20:53

Cute girl coming home with a bunch of bananas, and offering you one.

160 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8654 22:58

161 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8655 03:49

Cute girl cumming with a banana

162 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8655 04:32

comatosing with visions of cute girl

163 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8655 09:37

Cute girl whispering sweet nothings in your ear.

164 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8655 11:28

What do sweet nothings sound like?

captcha: nep

165 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8655 12:15

Cute phrases to cheer you up!
captcha: joy

166 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8655 12:39

167 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8655 14:35

Cute girl blushing and getting all flustered when you put it inside her...

168 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8656 14:28

When she breathes deeply I can't help but feel like her breath probably smells bad.

169 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8656 15:42

I wonder if whoever got the "niggers tongue my anus" GET expected ass eating to get this popular among African Americans.

170 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8656 17:59

Cute black girl pumps out 15 babies for your tax dollars to pay for.

171 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8657 10:49

Trying out a different browser... OH STATUS BAR HOW I HAVE MISSED YOU

172 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8657 18:17

>>169 Buttlicking has always been enjoyed in all walks of life, since the dawn of time; you are just prudish and square to have not been aware of it.

173 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8657 18:44

Amen, buttlicker.

174 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8657 23:09

let the bodice hit the floor

175 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8658 00:55

Think break

176 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8658 16:30

> he cummms

177 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8660 23:10

dissatisfactory :(

178 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8662 10:52

Cute girl cuddling you so hard that all your teeth fall out.

179 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8664 04:13

Hey, so it's that one DQN from earlier this month who decided to get good at drawing. Just checking in as it's been around 150 days since then. How much progress have I made?

Well, I admit I haven't been doing it as much as I had decided to. Right now I'm on 59/10000. That's only thirty more than that first post, an average of roughly one drawing every five days. At that rate I will die of old age long before I reach 10000! So yes, I am disappointed in myself for letting other things get in my way. However, I have not given up! I refuse to give up just because I've dropped the ball. That's not who I want to be. I also note that some of that time has been fruitfully spent toward other skills, so as far as the objective of avoiding wasting so much time on the interwebs goes, I've still found some success.

In these last thirty drawings I've primarily been working on gestures and getting the hang of basic human structure. 3D models have been really helpful, as have sets of gestures from artists I admire (for example, I think Sakino Shingetsu does really great dynamic poses). It's slow work and I'll be at it for a long time, but it's important. I don't want to spend 3 hours finishing the shading on the upper lip if it's not even in the right place, or if the arm is bent at some distracting angle.

Recently I've gone on a bit of a binge stockpiling pictures of airplanes. I'll migrate over to those for working on geometrical, non-organic shapes and fundamental control. I mean, if I'm going to draw loli catgirls flying F-14s, I'll need to be able to draw an F-14, right?

180 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8664 08:12


181 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8664 14:30

take pictures of all of them so we can watch your skills improve

182 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8664 19:24

I believe in you >>179

183 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8665 14:16

Cute girl flying an F-14 and firing a volley of missiles at your house to make sure you don't get the wrong idea and imagine she likes you or anything.

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8665 18:24

You touched my boob 35 years ago, and now you must pay.

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8666 01:26

Showtime at the appolojuice

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8666 16:22

Made in Abyss will make for a good mine of obscure unique MMO playernames for at least a month.

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8667 10:02

I don't want to get out of bed. The outside is full of sunlight and exams.

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8667 12:05

I wish people wouldn't use the word "autistic" to mean "childish".

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8668 00:23

I wish people would stop diagnosing themselves or others as autistic when they're really just bad at socializing.

190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8668 03:35

I like using it in place of very in certain situations. For example, "I'm autistically good at playing the piano." Or "I'm autstically bad at socializing."

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8668 07:05

My local grocery carries a brand of kosher vegan "Asian-inspired" snack foods called "Soy Vey", I found that pretty amusing.

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8668 07:27

"soy vey" is spanish for "I'm vey"

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8668 14:18

Yeah, I bet they don't even have an affinity for small, enclosed spaces.

captcha: juche

194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8669 18:27

Tomorrow I'm going to meet with and cuddle a cute girl.

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8669 21:58

Tell us how it goes!

196 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8670 23:01

I met with and cuddled her. It was nice.

197 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8672 01:21

I want to read weird stories online about other people's personal life experiences, but I can't get myself to start reading.

This makes me sad.

198 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-8672 07:59

Noooooooo, I missed >>196 GET by minutes!

199 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8672 08:51

2 weeks in Japan and every obnoxiously loud voice I heard was American. Is there something wrong with you people?

200 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8672 09:09

American English uses volume to mark the important words in a sentence, as opposed to British English which uses clarity.

201 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8672 10:35

Cute girl crashing the hug market by undercutting all her competitors and giving hugs away for free.

202 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8672 14:25

girta tsay awake
gotta stayr awake
gotta stayr awake

203 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8674 19:41

Boy I sure do love wasting my time mowing the lawn

204 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8674 22:43

I am not feeling cute today.

205 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8675 03:21

Hoping >>204 can have a cute girl make him feel cute.

206 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8675 05:21

what if >>204 is a cute girl who just doesn't feel cute?

207 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8675 08:50

everyone's meant to have a "story" or something but I'm not special at all

208 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8675 13:11

covfefe was funny when I first saw it but of course the internet made a huge THING out of it and now it just became yet another of many annoyingly pointless topics distracting from real issues (but let's be honest, who the fuck knows or cares what the "REAL ISSUES" are?)

209 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8676 00:28

ain is a WILD GIRL

210 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8676 06:55

Cute girl asserting her intention never to give you up, nor to let you down.

211 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8676 16:21

Cute girl asserting reset_n when you enter an undefined state.

212 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8676 18:53

Cute girl asserting false when asked something uncomfortable

213 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8676 21:15

Cute girl suffering a hardware fault bluescreen and gathering useful data before restarting, but not apologizing for losing all your work since your last save.

214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8677 09:52

Cuddling with a cute girl!

215 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8677 18:36

Installing updates on a cute girl. Cute girl assuring you all your files are where you left them

216 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8677 21:35

Cute girl permanently reactivates your laptop's thumbpad during update so you can never type properly again. Also, she changes all the file associations around, that little mynx.

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8677 22:15

Cute girl asking you to set up OneDrive and forgetting to set the correct mouse sensitivity until you wiggle the cursor furiously at her for long enough.

218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8677 23:15

Doctor with face in shadow, exclaiming "The operation failed!" and recoiling in repulsion from his plastic surgery patient as her bandages are removed to reveal that she is still, despite the best efforts of modern science, a cute girl.

219 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8677 23:20

Waking up in the middle of the night to find the soft and cute girl cuddled up all snug next to you.

220 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8678 08:07

Cute girl leveraging her osananajimi status to gain priority over other cute girls.

221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8678 11:20

Cute girl snuggling up close to you and whispering the communist manifesto into your ear as you fall asleep.

222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8678 14:55

Cute girl telling you how much you could save on your home and car insurance

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8678 16:17

Cute girl putting out your candle by peeing on it.

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8679 04:47

Cute Corean woman ordering you to get on your knees and beg for mercy for the crime of serving peanuts in a bag instead of on a plate.

225 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8680 15:30

Cute girl who listens to Death Grips a lot but disagrees with me about which albums are the best ones.

226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8680 16:56

In the last 24 hours, I spent more time hugging a pillow than not hugging a pillow.

227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8680 17:34

Cute girl rubbing her cheek up against yours.

228 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8681 00:14

Cute girl whispers into your ear, saying "Muslims are an invasive species," then cuddles tightly to you and falls asleep. While you're initially shocked by her statement, your need for cuddling forces you to ponder it for hours.

229 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8684 08:30

Cute girl in the next futon having a wonderfully candid conversation with you at 2AM until you both fall asleep and have some of the dreams described in this thread.

230 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8684 18:11

Cute girl sleeping on your lap.

231 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8685 07:18

Cute girl tugging on your arm while saying u‚ˁ[‚ˁ[‚¨ŒZ‚¿‚á‚ñv and letting you know mid3iconv is really handy when you download 20-year-old music and find that all the tags are in SJIS instead of Unicode.

232 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8685 07:20

Cute girl pretending to be a cute boy pretending to be a cute girl. Also known as the double reverse trap.

233 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8685 07:38

Mass of cute girls with bayonets fixed charging at you while screaming u“Vc•Ã‰º–œÎ‚¡‚¡Iv

234 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8685 07:47

Cute girl having a violent psychotic episode because the fireworks outside triggered her Vietnam flashbacks.

235 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8685 07:50

Cute girl who just wants to forget but all she can see when she closes her eyes is the faces of the other cute girls she killed.

236 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8687 06:52

Cute girl who doesn't really care about anything any more.

237 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8687 16:31


238 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8687 17:39

Boy oh boy

239 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8689 11:15

Cute girl who is ËFŒ“”õ but is also V‘I‘g.

240 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8691 12:08

everything goes in the recycling bin

241 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8691 17:40


242 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8691 18:07

Cute girl aestivating through summer.

243 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8692 04:48

cute girl bumping this thread

244 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8692 18:48

I'm typically quite a well grounded, sensible sort of person, not prone to flights of fancy, but I see the words "adorable bunny maid" and my mind just...

245 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8693 10:23

Transformation sequence in which a cute girl transforms into an adorable bunny maid.

246 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8693 11:48

Transformation sequence of f over the first 600 prime numbers

247 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8693 15:03

your whalecum

248 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8693 16:05

Cute girl lying in bed and having trouble falling asleep because she's think about how much she wants you to give her a kissu.

249 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8693 16:34

Cute girl closing her eyes, cuddling you tight, and thinking about how much she loves her pillow.

250 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8693 19:47

Blowing raspberries on the stomach of a cute girl.

251 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8694 14:00

I can't stop sighing.

252 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8694 20:12

Tickling a cute girl's navel.

253 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8695 00:36


254 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8695 11:48

Cute girl sighing at the sight of you singing.

255 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8696 02:19

"Oh no, not again."

256 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8696 05:50

Just launched minecraft for the first time in years. What the hell, now there's dual wielding, alchemy, dragon slaying, NPC merchants, when did this shit become Skyrim?

257 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8696 11:00

And despite all that, somehow I can't recapture the magic feeling of early release survival...I guess it's mostly because it was new at the time, and nostalgia etc. I do think the terrain generator became less interesting. Now when you walk around it's always same same same....

258 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8696 11:05

>>257 yeah, exactly. Somehow even though they've added more and more features the game feels emptier than ever. I'll never forget the friendships, rivalries, and pure undistilled autism of my old 1.8 survival MP server but everything since then just feels soulless.

259 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8696 11:47

I've been playing it on and off since alpha, and I agree with you on most points. I always thought the procedural generation was the heart of the game, but sadly that direction seems to have been abandoned in favour of quite generic RPG-ish features.

The current terrain generation isn't terrible, but it could be much, much better. Rather than biomes being just discrete blobs, I'd love to see it use something closer to the Dwarf Fortress terrain generation, where it just keeps track of things like temperature, elevation, rainfall and drainage, and deduces from that what terrain, plants and animals should spawn there, with biomes emerging naturally rather than being arbitrarily imposed from the top down. Admittedly, DF's terrain generation isn't perfect either, and can still have quite sharp boundaries between biomes.

What I'm possibly most disappointed by is how boring the underground still is. Since alpha, basically the only improvements are a few new stone/ore types, and one or two new generated structures (e.g. abandoned mineshafts, strongholds). And no matter how varied the surface is, dig five metres down and everywhere is the same. Again, it's not that the generation is terrible, it's just that it could so easily be so much better.

Here's a few ideas: underground rivers and lakes that you can explore on boats; ore concentrations actually varying in space, e.g. more coal near the surface in swamps, or more diamonds deep under mountains; DF-style fungal caverns with giant mushrooms (which are already in the game anyway!); caverns made of snow and ice under snowy biomes; actual geological features, e.g. strata, rather than just blobs of stone/dirt; an option to have chunks tile vertically as well as horizontally, so you can have infinite depth worlds where you can dig down forever.

As for it becoming soulless, I can see what you mean, but I think that's a little harsh. It's still the same game at heart, and it still has the same childlike playing-with-blocks joy to it, if you give it a chance. Even the new features, though not the direction I would've liked, can sometimes be interesting and - dare I say it - fun.

Also, just to mention, if you do want to play the early releases again, in the Minecraft launcher you can go into the profile settings and set it to something earlier. It has every previous version and they all work fine.

260 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8696 12:33

https://ww2.gogoanime.io/ai-mai-mii-surgical-friends-episode-11 is this about Hirano Aya or is that a sort of common scandal with voice actresses?

261 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8700 16:35

Cute girl fondly reminiscing about her past life as a nymphalid butterfly.

262 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8700 17:07

The game has lost a lot of the tightness that made it popular and fun in the name of adding more horizontal content, there are now a lot more biomes, but they're all boring, there are a lot more mobs, but they don't interact in any special way and stick out from the old tight ecosystem, there are a lot more recipies, but they are only one or two steps deep at most and don't really add any new things you can do to the game in them, there's a bunch of new combat flare, but the basic loop of combat is unchanged. None of these on their own are too egregious but they still point towards the direction the game is taking being a much wider but shallower one. The terrain generator in particular is a major thorn in the side now, it used to make interesting outcroppings that were bugs sure but added a lot of flare and landmarks of interest and the lack of biomes let things like beaches spawn next to valleys and other features that weren't all just specific to what biome you were in.
I think I'll go back and play better than wolves for a while, it's really the way I think minecraft should have gone with it's development, I just hope someone makes a total conversion mod sometime to retrofit the systems back to one of the mid beta versions but with modern mod compatibility.

263 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8701 01:21

Shitposting is an art. The finest shitposts are crafted in an impromptu, stream-of-consciousness way. Become one with the shitpost, empty your mind, then fill it back up with shit and spray it all over your keyboard.

264 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8701 01:47

I really wish the Text Art preview wasn't broken...

265 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8702 08:11

Kéké is &eacute girl

266 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8702 08:42

>>260 fuck yea ai-mai-mii. good shit, up there with teekyuu

I don't think it's supposed to refer to Hirano Aya in particular but that is a good example of the sort of scandal they refer to

267 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8702 13:03

>>266 Teekyuu, eh? I'll have to check it out, Ai Mai Mii was a lot of fun

268 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8702 20:24

Cute girl using Kant's categorical imperative to try to convince you that you have a moral obligation to cuddle her.

269 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8702 23:00

It's earth star, good if you like Yama no Susume.

270 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8702 23:42


271 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8705 20:52

I'm not >>267, but I absolutely loved Yama no Susume; I'll definitely have to check this out. Thank you.

272 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8705 20:58

Did anyone have one of those old Samsungs where it was a monochrome screen, but you could choose to have the backlight be blue, orange or green?

What was the name of that block moving game on it?

273 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8705 22:09

>>272 Move Da Blocks!

274 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8706 14:59

the way linux sorts files alphabetically when you've got filenames in more than one writing system is weird as fuck

as far as i can determine it's like

katakana (according to gojuon)
numerals 0-9
hiragana (according to gojuon)
kanji/hanzi by stroke count
something else here?

275 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8706 15:10

276 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8706 20:05

now I'm finding Japanese blogs dedicated to explaining 6 year old English net slang, holy shit we've come full circle

277 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8706 20:28

Show me

278 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8707 01:10

According to POSIX, the sort order for ls is governed by the LC_COLLATE variable. For example, on a glibc system:

$ LC_COLLATE="en_US.utf8" ls *swf
$ LC_COLLATE="C" ls *swf

If anyone actually cares about this sort of thing, though, they're probably out of luck. Locales aren't uniformly supported, the spec authors have changed what they mean as recently as about 1993-7200 (the Austin Group decided to clarify that the "C" locale -- one of the few you can count on -- was 8-bit clear), most major libcs are at least slightly non-conforming in how they handle high bytes, etc.

279 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8707 03:13


spam filter doesn't like the url for some reason

280 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8707 05:12

I had an actual kimchi burger at a fancy sandwich bar, it was good

281 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8707 06:10

Funny, I was having problems with this recently also.

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8707 10:36

Literally unplayable. Furthermore, I consider that all OSes must be destroyed.

(Nah you're cool.)

283 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8707 18:36

Man, I don't even have LC_COLLATE set! Makes sense seeing as the whole area is known as collation.

Anyone else hideously bored by charset intricacies? It's on the list with SQL of things that could legitimately put me to sleep.

284 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8708 07:05

Cute girl explaining charset intricacies so you'll go to sleep and stop resisting her attempts to snuggle with you.

285 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8708 09:34

Cute angel descending from Heaven to cuddle you, and simultaneously wrapping her big feathery wings around you in a second, bigger, softer cuddle.

286 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8708 13:05

Cute girl taking care of all the boring charset and SQL things for you.

287 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8708 13:36

Cute girl bumping a bunch of old threads.

288 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8708 15:01

cute girl crying and running a hude spade down your chestal cavern because your continued existence is a detriment to every man on earth

289 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8708 15:12

cute girl fixing ur computor cause she a computr herself bleep bloop

290 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8708 22:34

cute girl rolling you AD&D dice set and getting the perfect number.

291 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8708 23:19

cute girl summoning her persona

292 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8709 08:35

Cute girl in the throes of her fourth consecutive orgasm.

293 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8710 01:50

cute girl philosopher with type-2 diabetes

294 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8710 08:38

Ugly girl scrolling though page after page of social media posts by her cute friends about cuddling, then disgustedly turning off her computer.

295 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8711 22:21

The one thing 4chan does right and similar sites don't is making the date and time of a post immediately clear. It's like Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr etc don't expect anyone to take screenshots.

296 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8712 01:51

But they'll certainly tell you that the post was made at "Friday, 11:20 AM" or "three hours ago".

297 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8712 02:39

>>295 it's been a web design quibble for years. i have to consider it deliberate malice at this point.

298 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8712 07:14

Cute girl hugging you from behind when you're trying to cook dinner.

299 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8712 11:19

Cute girl who's so vain she thinks this thread is about her.

300 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8712 12:31

Cute girl summoning your persona

301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8712 15:45

Cute girl hugging you from behind when you're trying to perform open heart surgery.

302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8714 14:42

Cute girl hugging you from behind when you're trying to summon your persona.

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8714 17:39

oneechan x does make that substitution

304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8714 18:59

Cute girl with cute clothes from a store in Harajuku.

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8715 12:54

D1337 7H15

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8716 08:42

Cute girl trying to walk down the street normally but she keeps losing her balance because her hips are moving on their own.

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8716 15:18

"Furries are people too" is actually deeply offensive

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8717 10:46

Postulation: Will Smith is somehow involved in the vast alien coverup conspiracy. Consider the following: Now when someone googles "men in black" any results about the enigmatic black besuited men who mysteriously appear to intimidate UFO witnesses into silence will be drowned out by results talking about the movie. Also Hillary Clinton wanted to reveal the truth about aliens which is why they rigged the election against her.

I wish I could cover my eyebrows in painter's tape and fill a bathtub with hair removal cream and roll around in it, I fucking hate having hair.

309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8720 11:16

Cute girl forecasting a high intensity cuddlestorm heading directly for you, featuring torrential downpours of fingers running through your hair and down your back, gale-force sweet nothings whispered in your ears, and flash floods of unconditional love and affection.

310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8720 12:19

I would scalp myself and commit a double van Gogh. Just the cuddles, please.

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8721 17:48

I'll take the full package, por favor

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8729 09:24

Crossdressing is such an expensive hobby...

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8729 14:35

But is it more expensive than COMPUTER GAMING?

314 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8730 20:12

I really like female bodies. Like really

315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8730 21:09

I remember once hearing somebody say that when depressed people are suicidal, it's generally not actually that they want to die, but that they want not to live. I don't know if that's really true, but I think it is a pretty good description of how I feel now. I just want to sleep for a hundred years until a cute girl wakes me up with a kiss on the cheek and a mug of hot chocolate and a croissant.

316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8732 14:53

down with the teriyaki

317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8732 14:55

why am I not surprised

318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8732 21:08

Oh sweet oblivion

319 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8733 02:53

I gotta get ready for next Friday. Will there be cuties? I think there won't be but damn it would be nice.

320 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8733 04:18

Supposedly something that is 5/10 at best/worst is THA WORST THING EVA

321 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8736 15:07

Some adorable little college-age girl was outside the Seattle central library yesterday saying "Isn't it a great day to March in Solidarity with the Workers?"

I said "Nah." I wanted to find something to eat more than I wanted to overthrow capitalism. Besides, it was hot out.

Also, capitalism fucking rocks. Communism is for fags.

322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8736 21:38

Yandere-chan having a good belly laugh.

323 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8737 08:28

Cute girl who is full to overflowing with hugs, and every time you come near some of the hugs spill out onto you.

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8737 09:13

Cute girl snuggling up and leaning her head on your shoulder while you practice, occasionally taking a break from her mug of hot chocolate to offer helpful objective critique.

325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8738 05:00

>>323, but with bugs

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8738 10:00

Cute girl with leprosy who really, really wants to be hugged by you, but fully understands if you don't want to.

327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8738 13:14

anime girl eye BOUNCE

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8738 16:39

>>325, but with brown recluse spiders

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8738 19:03

Cute girl with a complete immunity deficiency gazing teary-eyed at you through the 3 layers of plexiglass, desperate for any human contact whatsoever outside of the cold, clinical touch of the specialist who only wears surgical gloves to the weekly checkups she's had to have since her diagnosis at 4 months of age

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8739 07:24

cute girl only she's made of millions of spiders

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8739 09:32

cute spider

332 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8739 16:08

Cute spider girl hugging you with all eight of her arm-legs while wrapping you in webbing so she can hug you later.

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8739 17:09

Cute spider girl pointing a leg to the upper-left corner.

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8740 03:32

Cute spider girl showing her love by eating all the mosquitoes and fruit flies.

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8740 16:44

Cute girl casually wondering aloud what it feels like to be ejaculated inside of.

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8741 06:36

A man is riding on a train. He takes out a banana, pours salt on it, and throws it out the window. A few minutes later he takes out another banana, salts it, throws it out the window. He repeats this a few more times when the man sitting across from him finally asks "Why are you doing that?"

He replies "I don't like salted bananas."

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8741 15:35

A man checks into a hotel with his family. He says to the clerk, "I trust all the porn channels are disabled."
The clerk says, "No, they're normal you sick fuck."

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8741 16:41

Can you direct me to the channel with the cute girls?

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8741 20:19

Idris beats Haskell, or at least definitely will with half as many years under its belt

340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8742 22:27

Ah, why must ejaculating dildos be so expensive? I've found one online which is perfect - apart from that it costs £50. With my student discount and loyalty points I can get that down to £35, but that still seems like an awful lot for one solitary dildo. Well, I suppose I have been working hard recently, perhaps I've earned this one...

341 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8744 13:25

Is there a LaTeX editor that, when I mouse over part of the code, highlights the corresponding element in the text?

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8744 14:51

Cute girl pneumatically accommodating herself to live with other cute girl who happens to be a lesbian

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8745 21:47

I mean, in theory, it wouldn't be that hard to upgrade any old regular dildo into an ejaculating dildo. All you'd need to do is drill a urethra down the middle, get one of those enema bulbs, and insert it into the bottom. Then you can just fill the bulb with the fluid of your choice, squeeze it, and the fluid will shoot majestically out of the glans. But I don't have any way of drilling a suitably long, thin hole, and above all, I don't want to risk ruining a perfectly good dildo.

344 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8745 23:36

I imagine you would also want some sort of tubing so that the jizz doesn't seep into the body of the dildo. Is that something to worry about? I don't have any experience with them.

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8745 23:56


windows IME is pretty good, I only had to press space once

346 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8746 02:02

make a mold of your favorite dildo, put a thin tube from the base to the glans, pour in appropriate silicone, wait, remove fresh new dildo, trim excess, done

347 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8746 08:07

I have never seen or known of a dildo made of anything that isn't waterproof; I wouldn't have thought that'd be a problem. Also, you should definitely get better acquainted with dildos. Trust me, it'll improve your life immeasurably.

That would also work, but sounds like a lot more fuss, and would probably not be much less expensive than just buying an ejaculating dildo, I'm afraid to say.

348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8746 08:38

maybe try something like this, followed by surgical tubing? it'd be work + risk, but hey.

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8746 17:37

Use a metal skewer (and lots of lube) to pierce the hole, and a thin knitting needle (and lots of lube) to guide the thin surgical tubing into place. For both the piercing and the guiding, take it gently, millimeters at a time, rather than attempting to ram it in all in one go, otherwise you'll run out of lube and will have trouble removing the implement.
You may wish to construct some kind of jig to hold the dildo straight for the duration of the process, as you'll be using a fair amount of force.
Disclaimer: I have neither attempted this nor handled a silicone dildo before.

350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8749 08:44

Cute girl who loves you enough to share her key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee

351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8749 10:06

Cute girl giving you a homemade ejaculating dildo as a token of her love for you.

352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8749 11:00

"I-I-I made this e-e-ejaculating dildo for you b-b-but it's not because I like you or anything baka!!"

353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8749 18:35

Cute homemade ejaculating dildo covered in girl juice

354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8749 19:40

are there any good video games

355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8749 22:26

dance dance revolution
make sure you play an arcade machine though, the pads for home use are trash

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8750 01:29

Cute girl eating her own poop off of another cute girl's tits.

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8750 01:30

Kirby Air Ride.

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8750 04:28

Into the flame, into the fire
With no regard for a thing, fuck that I'm the lord of the game
I rule this empire

Lord of the game
Born to reign above all that you claim to know beyond a doubt
Cuz no one has came even close to the train
Of thought we drop like neutron bombs from the tower

359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8750 07:16

>>354 Katamari Forever

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8750 07:48

>>354 no, none

361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8750 08:03

i need less forced coprophagia tubes in my life

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8750 08:37

It gets on my nerves when people on the internet accuse each other of larping. There's nothing la about pretending to be a Nazi online.

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8750 11:51

fuck yeah. if only I lived somewhere with e-amuse

364 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8750 13:13

Google Docs more like Google Dox

365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8750 18:43

Google is so 1984

366 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8750 20:45


367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8751 22:43

Cute girl turning down a job at Google because she's too much of a free spirit for that shit.

368 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8753 04:38

Will I ever have a cute girl of my own?

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8753 08:56

Sounds like you have shit taste.

370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8753 11:26

Everything's going to be okay.

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8753 12:33

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372 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8753 20:24

Don't forget to tip your waitress, unless it's Rei just give her some shit she'll know what to do with it.

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8753 20:42

Cute girl who yearns for cuddles like a drowning man yearns for air.

374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8755 05:39

Don't forget to tip your waitress
Just the tip though

375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8755 07:14

kidnapping a cute, busty girl to my evil lair and shrinking her breasts so she'll never be able to face outer society again and look at only me

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8755 11:13

I don't have a personality,just a personality disorder.

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8755 17:02

Hideous hideouts

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8755 19:34

I need more women to buy me drinks.

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8756 04:18

im not funny

380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8756 21:59

Cute girl buying >>378 a drink.

381 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 02:40

you can't just keep producing cute girls like this

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 03:08

Whenever I hear someone say "I'm a realist", "I can see through the fake" or something like that I instantly get skeptical.

383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 05:14

Cute girl spiking >>378's drink with the black goo from Prometheus.

384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 08:39

Why is the macos "power button" key approximately where the esc / backspace key is on a normal keyboard

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 08:58

Think different.

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 12:31

>>384 I'm using a mac just now and I'm not sure what you mean

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 12:52

Seems that it isn't the default keyboard, my bad. Still, it's pretty annoying when I'm not used to it.

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 14:10

what the heck, was esc always on the top-left?
never mind, I'm just going crazy

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 21:49

>>387 Yeah, that's F13 on my keyboard.

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 22:36

Oh my god, Natasha Rostov is just the absolute cutest. I swear, if she does fall for that bastard Anatole Kuragin I'm going to just ragequit this book, I don't even care that I'm already several hundred pages in.

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8758 01:59

actually we only have the one holodeck, but it's holodeck three

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8758 08:23

>>387,388 Apple has had an odd relationship with the power button for a long time, e.g. that weird flat one on top for the ADB keyboard. I much preferred when it wasn't a normal fucken key, though not enough to be still be rocking a PowerBook or whatever.

Though, some part of me gets nostalgic for when computers I'd run across weren't just PC and Apple-branded PC, in part because I enjoyed the wild and wonderful assortment of keyboards. Of course, it's not economic for now, and what I actually resent is reaching out for the CTRL key so often....

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8760 04:15


394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8760 05:01

I miss the Extended Keyboard II, one of my favorite keyboard designs ever

...although in practice I prefer the effortless typing of modern low-travel keys, as I imagine most people do

395 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8760 19:41

Thing with chiclet keyboards is they don't bottom out softly enough. It's like, press the key, and BAM! your phalanges suddenly collide with the backplate. Might as well be prodding at a tablet screen. Way to kill your nerves. A proper key with a proper amount of travel sure does feel nicer.

Also it was bad enough when the eject key was on the macbook keyboard. Overextend when reaching for backspace and out comes your disc.

396 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8760 19:51


>Way to kill your nerves.

This might also be bad for your joints. Though I wish switches in my keyboard had a crispier tactile feedback, I tend to push keys more than needed

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8760 20:02

You're right, it's probably doing your joints the most damage.
Look after your hands, computer users!

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8760 21:53

Well yes, everyone dies eventually.

399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8767 13:14

cute girl who rotates permanently

400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8767 15:06

401 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8767 15:32

it was purple before i even clicked it from here

402 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8767 19:35

You're talking about your dick, aren't you?

403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8767 23:56

Whoah dude

404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8768 12:05

Ah, is this your first encounter with pigmhall? You're in for a treat! Personally, I would recommend Super Fancy Kaeru and Aquarium Error, but they're all wonderful.

405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8768 13:08

>>1 are you trying to make me more suicidal than I was already

406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8768 22:17

Cute girl snuggling up close to >>405, so close that he can feel her warm, soft skin pressed up against his body and her gentle breath on the side of his face, whispering into his ear that he shouldn't kill himself because she wants to take pleasure in his suffering and she can't do that if he's dead.

407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8769 18:17

‚¨‚͂悤, it's >>179 again. I completed drawing 100/10000 today. That's an average of about 2.5 days per drawing since the last time I checked in, which is a 100% increase in frequency. Still not where I'd like to be, but it's progress.

I'm still primarily drawing gestures, and probably will continue doing so for a while. As my technique improves I'm getting a lot more comfortable with the basic proportions of the human figure. Previously I was just doing a simple skeleton, but I've added hands and shoes at low detail. It's amazing to me how expressive hands can be.

Currently I'm doing 3-5 gesture sketches at about 7-15 minutes each and calling that "a drawing" for my counting purposes, but I want to get where I can do maybe twice as many gestures at similar quality in the same amount of time. It still takes me quite a while to mentally process the pose and first bits of structure, so perhaps I should try some high-speed drills to make it a bit more reflexive. Also I'm starting to think maybe my skeleton model itself could use some improvement.

Off and on I've begun using r/SketchDaily's reference site, which is specifically designed for this kind of thing. The timer feature is nice, if a bit buggy. The image bank is about 20% useful to me by volume. Considering it's free, it's not a bad deal overall.

As for inorganic objects, I've been working on airplanes. The long lines and exact proportions are suitably unforgiving for working on pen and arm control in a way that rough humanoids aren't. I'm concentrating on military jets, for obvious reasons. Lots of neat prototypes out there that don't usually get a lot of screentime.

I've also experimented with a few techniques I haven't really touched before, including digital oil-style painting and meola-style splattering. As much as I want to think improving requires some sort of restrictive approach with specific incremental objectives, I'd also say a reasonable amount of fully unfettered play is equally important. Also, clouds are fun.

Inspirational artist shoutout: Salvador Dali. Ever whimsical and humorous, he had a very long and fruitful creative life. He's well known for a few particular pieces, but I'd recommend spending some time looking through the rest of his stuff too.

408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8770 07:59

That sounds great, well done >>407! Have you looked into life drawing classes in your area? It's an excellent way to improve your skills. It's always nice to look at boobs too.

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8770 16:49

Cool, keep up the good work! And maybe post a drawing or two, if you're okay with that? I'd be curious.

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8770 17:57

I'm a 15-years-old girl.
If you draw me, please draw a big spider arm instead of human arm, and my eyes are ears and my ears are eyes.

411 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8771 17:24

yes I was.

412 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8773 14:34

Self improvement's pretty fun once you get going, I like finding time to work out these days.

413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8773 18:51

I just remembered some youtube vid where a college age communist was arguing with a Russian expat about the virtues of communism. I don't remember any of the argument itself, just that the Russian guy looked thin and healthy, and the college commie was a fat blob of a kid who looked like a six foot tall infant.

No wonder that tubbo wanted cradle to grave care.

414 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8773 18:53

I am 15 years old girl
If you call me, I know it's crazy, met you maybe, just number >>413

415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8773 19:30

Shame on you for underestimating the velocity of the Superstructure!

416 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8773 20:18

la ĉokolada viro

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8775 03:19

I must not be afraid to fall. To err is human etc.

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8775 03:36

i need more rick and morty dammit

419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8775 05:49

you guys all suck

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8775 07:07


421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8775 09:55

Vi suĉas

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8776 17:59

Cute girl surrounded on all sides by cute, soft, snuggly bunnies with a look on her face that indicates that she is currently experiencing such intense, transcendental joy that she wouldn't even care if she just died right now.

423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8777 03:59

Protip: it helps to actually click the Reply button instead of just thinking you did.

Right now I'm probably not in a situation that would allow for drawing classes, but I won't rule out the possibility in the future. There do appear to be a number of life drawing clubs and meetups within a reasonable distance. Even though they're likely to be very supportive and helpful groups, I'll probably wait a little while yet and build my skills and confidence before participating; as I mentioned, I'm pretty shy.

Those are from poses found on r/SketchDaily's reference site. Since writing that last post, I've found some more resources to try out as well. Will report back.

You're on the list.

424 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8777 07:56

>>423 The life drawing group I go to on Tuesdays has a nice vibe, sometimes I go with my friend, but usually i sit in the corner by myself and don't talk to anyone. I drink my fruity cider and draw the naked lady and then I go home

425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8777 08:40

Plunk your magic twanger, Froggy!

426 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8777 15:34

>Recovering from identity theft could take months or even years. And no one is responsible for cleaning up your own mess but you.

How is this "my own mess"? Not only did I not design the security for Equifax, I never gave them my social security or even phone number.

427 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8777 18:21

I'm sure it's been mentioned enough times that people will have seen it, but do NOT take out their "free" protection. Its license agreement contains a clause that prevents you from taking them to court, suing them, taking part in a class action lawsuit against them, et cetera.

428 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8777 22:37

Super Pochaco wearing a Cattleya Queen's Blade costume.

429 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8780 20:45

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430 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8781 01:25

Or if you really want to be a dick, you can get the protection and then send them a letter unwaiving your right to sue.

431 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8781 02:48

I;m thinking about thos mittens

432 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8781 21:36

I'm'n't into vore, but if there was a picture of Koishi getting eaten by another 2hu and then the other 2hu says "Koishi iz oishii~!", that would be mildly funny.

433 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8782 00:22

prosti za chto, nasha papa taught us not to be sovetsno of our huita

434 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8782 14:58

Dicks out for Harambe

435 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8785 21:56

a virus that waits until you unplug your headphones and then plays cute girl noises through the speakers

436 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8786 10:36

You don't have to live in fear.

437 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8786 14:30


I forgot which thread it was in but some dqn was wondering what the manga sound effect for winking was, this reminded me of it.

438 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8786 18:20


439 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8786 20:28

pachi pachi pachi

seems to be a pretty exaggerated instance of winking, as that's the same sfx for clapping hands

440 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8787 00:31

>>437 Thanks, Nichijou too! Nice.

441 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8787 06:31

Did Facebook become exclusively a video sharing site while I wasn't paying attention? Have I convinced their algorithms that I like videos more than anything else? Something weird is happening here.

442 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8787 13:15

Was Data purposely written to be reminiscent of someone with an ASD/Aspergers? Not just in the meme way it gets thrown around on the internet nowadays but as in actual clinical autism. The strange, jerky head movements, the way he launches into an anecdote about something he finds fascinating but everyone around him finds boring but he can't read their disinterest so he just keeps talking, the way he's constantly presented as someone with "outsider syndrome", always observing but never participating, even the way he avoids contractions. Textbook ASD, I wonder if it was intentional.

443 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8787 13:16

Also the way he just up and leaves when the information that was needed to be exchanged was exchanged and a conversation is "over".

444 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8787 14:47

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445 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8787 16:39

He's a robot
He's written to be reminiscent of robots


446 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8787 23:45

You should write a Buzzfeed article. "12 Signs that Data is Actually Autistic. [GIFS]"

447 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8787 23:59

So the real question is, why do writers and actors assume that robots will act like autistic people?

448 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8788 06:03

>>445 I don't know any robots but I've known a few people with autism. For some reason they all like Star Trek, and they see Data and go "woah, yeah, that's me".

449 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8788 10:56

I wanna play a geimu with Reimu

450 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8788 13:56

It's so good!

451 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8788 17:47

Perhaps they understand that creations will ape their creators regardless of any other intent.

452 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8788 21:06

Correlation does not imply causation. Robots do not pick up on social cues. Autistic people do not pick up on social cues. That does not mean robots are autistic. Autism was not as well-known a condition during the writing of TNG as it is now, and the likelihood of them writing an autistic person in as a secondary character are vanishingly small. Imagine, for comparison, a gender-queer "Weslie" Crusher in a 90s TV show about space.

453 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8788 21:41

Nobody will ever love me.

454 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8789 00:17

I should be working right now

455 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8789 05:03

>>442,452 nah their take on all that was Barclay.

The reason Data can come across that way may actually be because they didn't have good direction on his character a lot of the time, so poor Brent Spiner got stuck with a default mode of tic-like head-tilting and confused scowls.

456 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8789 08:30

>>452 but Wesley was a giant faggot with daddy issues, so you're not far off

457 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8789 18:12

yeah i hear you booping me god fuck i dont want to heal leave me alone

458 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8790 22:08

Ah, time to watch some normal p- oh god there's a woman turning her cervix inside out on the front page

459 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8791 15:35

Asperger was doing research in the 1930's. Rain Man came out in 1988, the year after TNG first aired. And even if autism had never been discovered, it still existed, and there's a very good chance that the people involved in making Star Trek had met autistic people in the past -- I mean, think about who watches Star Trek. Even without thinking the word "autistic," you can write a character based on a specific kind of intelligent loser who has trouble understanding people. Either that or Data was based on the real life robots that use overly precise language and actually exist.

460 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8791 18:35

*waves balls in your face* ensign, plot a course for the Gonad nebula

461 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8791 19:03

Data's reliance on precision in language was, if anything, based on the real life computer systems at the time that required jarring levels of precision as they were unable to understand the nuance and ambiguity present in natural language (though they are still impressively awful at this task). "Tea, Earl Grey, hot" was another symptom of this lack of cognitive power which the writers assumed computers would still be encumbered with several hundred years in the future - short-sightedly, given the progress in the short years since, or perhaps to make the show more accessible to its audience (much like The Matrix dumbing down the human farming to be about power rather than computation).

That or Data was autistic, fueling years of episodes' worth of social commentary on one specific disability without ever mentioning its name, and Troi was incredibly dense to never notice his condition.

462 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8792 04:04

Capitalism=Surviving off grief seeds and witches
Communism=Fighting Wraiths

463 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8792 07:49

A short addendum because I should be doing other things:
It is convenient that Data does not exhibit any of the behaviors associated with autism that make it a difficult condition to manage: he isn't easily frustrated, he doesn't have fits of violent rage, he doesn't have any obsessive compulsions, he copes easily with communicating with others, and doesn't shut down or melt down in unfamiliar situations and/or surrounded by strangers. He can cope without a minder in everyday life. These would be easy focal points for plot elements, but Data is not an autistic robot so they never surface. He also exhibits character development in his learning and becoming ever so slightly more human over the course of the series, which is a difficult thing to portray if the character had a disability which - almost by definition - prevented them from "learning" their way out of robotic-looking behaviors.

There's also the precedent for Data acting like a "robot" from all previous depictions of robots in sci-fi television and cinema.

464 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8792 11:16

He has a cat though, everyone knows antisocial spergs love cats

465 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8792 19:39

Dangit, ya got me there

466 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8792 20:21

I begin to feel pissed off

467 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8793 18:03

Easy there Data

468 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8794 11:04

Cute girl declaring that she's going to cuddle you whether you like it or not (and you will like it because she's just so cuddly).

469 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8794 12:09

Hang on, just because she's cuddly doesn't mean she's any good at cuddling. I remain apprehensive.

470 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8794 15:24

there is no position to comfortably use a laptop while laying down in bed for more than a few minutes, even worse if you wear glasses

471 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8794 18:50

use pillows to prop your body up

472 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8794 20:19

Try lying on your front, resting your weight on a cute girl. If no cute girls are available then a body pillow may suffice.

473 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8794 20:27

I once considered this myself, and I came to the conclusion that a bed allowing the user to recline at adjustable angles would be useful. For example, I'd like to lean back at about a 45 degree angle or so, with my feet braced against a footboard and my laptop supported by a standalone tray.

I've also come to the conclusion that this is massively expensive, yet useless for pretty much everything except using a laptop, and so would be even less feasible than installing a projector aimed above my head at the ceiling, modifying dentist's lights to hold monitors, or various other ideas which sound much more stupid when you say them than "bed which reclines at adjustable angles".

474 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8794 20:33

This puts some pretty severe strain on your neck. If you try to avoid the strain by letting your head droop down, blood starts rushing to your head.

This is only because you need a line of sight to your laptop, though. If you allow that line of sight to be interrupted, you could try resting your lips on the cute girl's (or the body pillow's). They should provide good support.

475 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8795 07:30

I lay on my back, use a tall pillow or two to prop my head up, pull up my knees and put my laptop on them. So I'm kind of looking up at toward the ceiling and my knees prop my screen up facing straight toward me. I think it's pretty comfortable, easy to type too. When I get tired I just adjust the angle of my head and knees.

476 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8795 09:21

I've always dreamed of having a bed, wireless keyboard and projector-aimed-at-the-roof combo, but I've never lived in one house long enough to make it a worthwhile investment. It definitely seems like the best solution when it comes to neck/back pain.

477 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8795 16:39

Shart Cathedral

478 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8795 20:34

A massage table. There's a hole for the face, and you can make arm slots if you need to. Laptop goes on a box underneath.
Or a dentist's chair and an IKEA concertina bathroom mirror to hold the laptop (use large screws).
You could probably find all of this in a skip.

479 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8796 03:56

I've tried projector aimed at the roof before, but it's just too far away, okay for watching movies but not for anything else. Have to squint to read text. Maybe could be solved if you live somewhere with a short roof or a super high quality projector?

480 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8796 05:19

Cute girl giving you a massage while you lie face down on a massage table and use your laptop.

481 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8796 10:30

Cute girl letting you stick things in her cute butt

482 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8796 17:11

But only cute things.

483 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8796 21:26

But cute things ¨ butt

484 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8797 02:38

here, have these severed plant genitalia, custom dictates that they are an expression of my desire to mate with you

485 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8797 03:44

Idolm@ster Sidemans

486 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8797 03:46

Are they cute things?

487 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8797 03:56

Only cute things.

488 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8797 10:03

who paid the h@rambe
why does he want the dicks out

489 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8797 12:28


490 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8797 18:25


491 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8798 10:59

vulgore gut grind

492 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8798 12:48

The soft blush of my girlfriend's face after a kiss.

493 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8798 14:29

I'm the perpetrator with a purple penetrator

494 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8798 15:11

When the man was married, he rented out a storage unit in secret to keep all of his lewd doujins and artbooks after his wife told him to throw them out.

495 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8798 21:40

That was far too much pasta.

496 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8798 22:05

I can't wait for class to be over.

497 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8798 22:23


498 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8798 22:33


499 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8799 13:14

The soft blush of my gorilla's face after a kiss.

500 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8799 14:38

William McKinley GET

501 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8799 19:10

shhh, don't expose my plan

502 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8800 00:44

smash a fash

503 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8800 07:50

Oh my god, goretrance x is just so GOOD

504 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8800 10:17

I think I'm going insane but I know things will be fine anyway.

505 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8803 16:57


506 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8804 11:34

Cute girl who knows, she knows she's let you down; she's been a fool to herself; she thought that she could live for no one else, but now, through all the hurt and pain, it's time for her to respect the ones who loved her more than anything; so with sadness in her heart, feels the best thing she could do is end it all and live for ever; what's done is done, it feels so bad; what once was happy now is sad; she'll never love again; her world is ending; she wishes, that she could turn back time, 'cause now the guilt is all hers; can't live without the trust from those she loves; she knows, you can't forget the past; you can't forget love and pride; because of that it's killing her inside; it all returns to nothing, it all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down; it all returns to nothing, she just keeps letting her down, letting her down, letting her down; in her heart of hearts, she knows that she could never love again; she's lost everything, everything, everything that matters to her, matters in this world; she wishes that she could turn back time, 'cause now the guilt is all hers, can't live without the trust from those she loves; she knows, you can't forget the past; you can't forget love and pride; because of that it's killing her inside; it all returns to nothing, it just keeps tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down; it all returns to nothing, she just keeps letting her down, letting her down, letting her down; it all returns to nothing, it just keeps tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down; it all returns to nothing, she just keeps letting her down, letting her down, letting her down; tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down; letting her down, letting her down, letting her down; tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down; letting her down, letting her down, letting her down.

507 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8804 13:17

The new [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] thread doesn't have the links to the previous threads, and this irks be beyond reason.

508 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8804 14:21

wooah we're halfway there

509 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8804 15:24

I read all that shit waiting for the punchline, dammit.
I suppose that is the punchline.

510 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8804 21:28

511 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8805 05:39

iirc stands for "If I remember irc" 'cause that shit is fuckin dead and gone

512 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8805 06:31

Sorry, it was my first time creating an iteration of a long-running topic.

513 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8805 10:38


514 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8805 13:04

S31 5h0n4g0n

515 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8805 20:19

mentally referring to the Sussman as "Susser" gets pretty conflicting when people omit the umlauts on my favorite evangelion song

516 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8805 20:42

>>508 oh oh, we're livin' on a prayer

517 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8805 20:48

I can't really say I'm depressed any more, but if a cute girl invited me to commit a double suicide with her, I don't think I'd be able to refuse.

518 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8805 23:07

I'd probably just watch her do it and then wander off in search of better things to do with my time.

519 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8805 23:33

I also want to have a lesbian suicide pact with tkmiz.

520 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8806 00:18

Trying to take a tissue at the moment I die of shyness
I thought, but I do not have one.
Pull out the skin of the dick quietly and sperm into the skin
I dashed it to a saving toilet, but stumbled by a step
I found it on my mother the moment I sperm into my hallway.
I excused my husband to overflow Calpis
Even if you see it is sperm.
I'm really thankful to you.

521 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8806 11:56

I haven't yet watched the adaption but I doubt the new Shoujo Shuumatsu Ryokou anime can capture the magic of the manga. also, I'm trash

522 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8806 14:07

It's only an episode in, but it is a pretty strong start for being a faithful adaptation.

523 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8806 14:58

come, sweet sussman

524 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8806 18:17

I wonder if a HTTPS-to-HTTP gateway exists. I mean so I could view HTTPS-only sites through HTTP.

525 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8806 19:03

Someone's gotta decrypt it, why can't it be you? You just gotta set up a plain old proxy.

526 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8806 21:18


527 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8808 09:27

Dark times.

528 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8808 16:40

and then everyone on the bus started to slow clap

529 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8808 20:29

cute lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee

530 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8809 07:57

sadder about the death of an elderly japanese penguin than i've been about any human in a long time

531 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8809 17:55

Same about Stationmaster Tama

532 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8809 19:09

Niggore would be a good name for a shock grindcore band.

533 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8810 02:45

what'll it be, hips or lips?

534 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8810 04:03

Annoyed that there's no doujin based on Yojimbo called Ochinpo.

535 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8810 09:07

With all the scurrilous ROM hacks around I'm surprised no one's turned Duck Hunt into "Fuck Hunt" or "Duck Cunt".

536 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8810 23:41

Haha, yeah, I sure am empty inside.

537 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8811 01:19

Your new god is the scrum now.

538 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8811 11:49

using a high pressure hose makes me want to hose down a bunch protestors or toast someone to crisp with a flamethrower

539 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8812 19:08

Love's just a thing others do.

540 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8812 19:37

So is menstruating

541 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8812 21:36


542 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8816 05:16


543 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8816 21:52

Wow, I am really, really stupid.

544 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8819 12:39

"The name's Andrew.", he smirked, turning around from his computer.
"Andrew J. Squeeksand."

545 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8820 04:45

"Tha name's Andrew," he turns around vigorously flippant,
"Andrew "Jackson" Tanenbaum, and you better so to it as that."
flips out of a nogo cage

546 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8820 04:56

Andrew Squeeksandsquawks

547 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8820 07:19

Why do we have two duplicate threads?

548 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8820 07:20

Wow, I really am aren't stupid. Now.

549 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8820 07:21

They Rickled me, Morty.

550 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8820 07:24

Wow, we really am really stupid, arent' we really?

551 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8820 10:15


552 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8821 03:46

If I bump two identical threads at once, that means one less unique thread to menace us!

553 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8821 04:09

Good news, everyone! I've invented a machine to turn myself into a pickle. You may call me "Pickle Farnsworth."

554 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8821 10:41

I never thought I'd hear myself say this, but I think I own enough sex toys now.

555 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8822 18:54

Wait, do people unironically like and/or relate to rich sandches (of and morty) and scott pilgrim (of himself) (the characters)?
From the trailers, Rich and morty aren't funny (thit apparently has only one joke and that's a burp) and I read an entire book of scottt pilgrim and he is a total cunt and I did't like the book.

556 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8823 10:06

unless that's copy and paste you're trying too hard

557 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8823 13:23

Shit Pickle
vc reare

558 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8823 14:05

The crossover I didn't know I needed.

559 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8823 14:09

Rum made me not care. I still don't. The question still stands. Fight me

560 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8824 06:17

The media is obsessed with the idea that being super smart = being an asshole. Dr. House, Sherlock Homes, Rick, etc. etc.

561 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8824 10:00

Can't be bothered fighting anything. You win.

562 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8824 11:53

arcade is my husbando

captcha: goy

563 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8824 14:27

Nothing ever changes.

564 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8824 14:33

You okay bud? Anonymous guy on the internet is always supposed to get into asinine arguments over minuscule matters.

565 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8825 22:21

I weighed myself this morning, took a shit and weighed myself again and gained 0.2 lbs.

566 Name: cam girls angel : 1993-09-8826 00:07


That about sums it up

567 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8826 23:27

one-way trip to Niger

568 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8826 23:32

Internet Addicks

569 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8828 16:50

Hate the nigger, not the niggee.

570 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8828 18:30

My life is so full, but I am so empty.

571 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8828 18:52

Don't feel guilty about that

572 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8829 01:42

A. Dick

573 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8829 03:51

petition for penioplasty to be renamed adadictomy

574 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8829 04:02

key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee

575 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8829 22:18

What strange creatures we are.

576 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8832 03:06

Oh we are back!

577 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8832 03:27

waaaaaai wai

578 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8832 10:50

579 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8832 11:01

580 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8832 12:51

This Linux distro makes the AA look like shit but I can't be arsed to hunt down a fix.

581 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8832 13:18

Cute girl but I dumped her

582 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8832 16:11

And then I humped her

583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8832 16:39

And then I dumped... on her

584 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8832 17:01

And then I bumped into her at Planned Parenthood

585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8833 12:41

Cute thread but I bumped her

586 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8833 23:30

That's one nuked Duke

587 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8834 00:39

username: DILDOMASTER666

588 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8834 08:21


589 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8837 07:19

Cute girl suddenly arriving at the realization that she forgot to do something important.

590 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8837 17:21

Cute girl suddenly arriving at the realisation that nothing can ever be as important as being cute.

591 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8837 21:43

Cute girl telling Lo Wang to piss off with an Uzi.

592 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8837 23:05


593 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8838 09:48


594 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8838 23:37

Nothing, nothing, nothing.

595 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8839 03:49

nan demo nai desuuuu

596 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8840 04:03

lesbians can be such dicks sometimes

597 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8840 21:12

And if I get bored, I can always just kill myself.

598 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8840 21:17

One Weird Trick to never being bored again

599 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8841 13:32

Cute girl staying up all night working on handmade chocolates. Not because she wants you to eat them or anything, she just likes making them. But she tends to make too many, so it would be a waste not to share them.

600 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8841 19:14

I need to work but I just can't do it. I just can't do it. I need help.

601 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8841 19:24

Autocorrect from "muchos gracias" to "mucous gravitas"

602 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8843 16:59

how bout I su the pant off you

603 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8844 07:27

dats sho kawaii

604 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8844 23:59

I just want to be loved.

605 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8845 13:17

Seamonkey is actually alright

606 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂) : 1993-09-8845 13:23

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) I LOEV YOU

607 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8845 19:19

I just want to be cuddled.

608 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8845 19:57

baby make your move
step across the line

609 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8845 20:22

no wait not that line

610 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8846 08:06

no wait I take this back

611 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8846 10:58

no wait
it's time for a hammer

612 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8904 05:35

Cute girl scolding you for not doing that thing you said you were going to do.

613 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8904 06:40

I had it installed for browsing a certain hierarchy. Then the last server for it went down (disk crashed, apparently?) and it was pretty clear that despite arguably being an interesting part of net history on technical grounds, basically nobody gave a shit about the network by the end; after all, the remaining userbase was a very small fraction of the already small fraction of people still using NNTP.

614 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8904 07:27


615 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8904 08:22

cute boy who looks like a cute girl telling you to be gentle

616 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8904 08:47

just checking the time

617 Name: (*߁[ß) : 1993-09-8904 09:46

a nice girl to love will come along some day

618 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8904 12:16

cute girl crossing the gender line

619 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8904 12:37

cute boy who looks like a cute girl telling you to be rough

620 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8904 12:51

piss enemas

621 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8904 13:04

many tags

622 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8904 14:33

Finally I can show off to all three of my steam friends when I'm playing Yume Nikki

623 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8904 21:49

624 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8904 21:51

Sorry, what I meant was:


625 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8904 22:24


626 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8905 21:30

I spent so long seeking the cute girl, when the cute girl was actually inside of me the whole time.

627 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8905 21:42

I was inside the cute girl yesterday

628 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8906 12:26

"With the rise of the Puritan party in the 17th century Church of England, the custom of the Lord of Misrule was outlawed as it was deemed "disruptive"; even after the Restoration, the custom remained banned and soon became forgotten.[15] In the early 19th century, the Oxford Movement in the Anglican Church ushered in "the development of richer and more symbolic forms of worship, the building of neo-Gothic churches, and the revival and increasing centrality of the keeping of Christmas itself as a Christian festival" as well as "special charities for the poor" in addition to "special services and musical events".[14] Charles Dickens and other writers helped in this revival of the holiday by "changing consciousness of Christmas and the way in which it was celebrated" as they emphasized family, religion, gift-giving, and social reconciliation as opposed to the historic revelry common in some places.[14]"


629 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8906 17:17

Jeff Benzos

630 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8906 18:13

>>626 how big was her dick

631 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8906 18:13

gotta go gap
captcha goym

632 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8906 18:15


633 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8907 01:48


634 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8907 03:30

under the moon cute girls to isshou

635 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8909 14:20

hurt me up inside

636 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8910 09:31

Cute girl cuddling you so tenderly that ten years later a stranger brushes past you in a crowd and something about the sensation calls back memories of her arms around you and involuntarily your eyelids begin to droop, a wistful sigh escapes your lips, and your entire being is flooded with feelings of warmth and unconditional love.

637 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8910 12:29


638 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8911 00:58

like poultry

639 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8911 03:05

Why is Mio Akiyama only ever visually depicted using a standard 4-string setup? In the recording of Fuwa Fuwa Time, she clearly goes down to a low D at 2:57.

Likewise, in Sweet Bitter Beauty Song (before Azu-nyan showed up), Yui uses trem at 0:58, 1:06, 1:33, 1:47, 2:09, 2:38, 2:45, 3:31, and 3:45, which is incongruous with her manic devotion to her fixed-bridge Les Paul.

640 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8911 07:55

Horoscopes are dumb and have no basis in science. As a logically-grounded Pisces I don't believe in such nonsense.

641 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8911 09:29

What the fuck? Were they so dead set on making "not a superhero movie" that "wolverine escorts his wife's daughter from setpiece to setpiece and then dies" sounded like the better option?

642 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8911 14:58

> his wife's daughter

i think you're on to something

643 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8911 17:37

that's because it is a bad show

644 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8912 20:08

Don't look at me!

645 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8912 20:52

Horoscopes are dumb and have no basis in science, I have determined that my thinking skills as an INTP are what lead me to reach this conclusion

646 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8913 02:13

Look, I think Mencius Moldbug is not nearly as smart as people claim he is and most of his ideas are just confirmation bias.

647 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8913 08:52

That guy in the other thread has a really good point.

648 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8913 09:11

which is?

649 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8913 09:15

okay now I think I see it

650 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8914 00:14

At this pace #24 will outpace #25

651 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8914 17:24

Cute girl sticking random things in her butt and then complaining about it.

652 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8914 17:27

Earn $1,000,000 together.

653 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8914 17:58

Cute girl earning $1,000,000 together with you.

654 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8914 20:01

I must also admit to liking Japanese twitter. 160/280 characters is practically an essay in Japanese so there's less "fk u ur dum 1/4"

655 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8915 12:59

I'd like to pee
under the sea
in octopuses garden
on it's grave

656 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8915 20:31

Ifm super nervous about joining the military.

657 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8915 21:37

As someone who was also nervous, I can say it's not so bad. There's a lot of bureaucratic nonsense you have to put up with, but if you can do it the benefits are pretty nice.

May I ask what it is about joining that makes you particularly nervous?

658 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8915 22:40

Mostly homesickness. I haven't received a date for when recruit training is supposed to begin, but I'm already crying like a bitch.

There's also the realization that I have to cut down on my internet addiction.

659 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8916 01:16

>>658 Why would you do that? I always thought the military was the last refuge of the dimwit, or for people with other social issues... but you must have some braincells to be here at DQN, so what gives? Did you wake up one morning and think "Hmm, I think I'll submit myself to be a pawn in someone's game today"

660 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8916 01:34

Ah, yeah. I've never had much trouble with homesickness personally, so I can't give you a lot of advice on that front, but I know it can be pretty rough. Keep your chin up.

Recruit training is just a game you have to play. Millions of people have played it, and by far most of them get through okay. You generally can only lose if you do something really stupid (they tell you all the rules, you just follow them) or have health problems. Think of it as a higher-intensity summer camp, except you come out of it slightly buffer and with money in the bank. I would recommend keeping a journal, even if all it is is a brief log of the things you did or how you felt each day. That was something that helped keep me grounded in reality and time. They play some mind games with you, they'll set you up to fail so they can watch your reaction...the best defense is to remember, again, that it's just a game. It sucks, and then it's over.

661 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8916 06:30

wew lad that's a galaxy gigabrain take from start to finish

662 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8916 07:21



Typical archist.

663 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8916 07:47

"🏴 #iamverysmart 🏴" may make you feel good, but it's not spiritually capable of sustaining a worthy way of life.

664 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8916 10:54

What it is still not confident enough to
do is to allow political Islam a public voice.

665 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8916 11:43

Man. It's amazing how fast beer flushes through your system and how much urine the bladder can hold.

666 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8916 14:40


> [...] must have some braincells to be here at DQN.


667 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8916 14:57

Let's pop together!
All night!

668 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8916 15:12

EDM/trap/dubstep and related genres are going to be the "dadrock" of whatever comes after generation Z in like 20-30 years, it's gonna be weird as fuck

669 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8916 15:59

studying political and economic history as a hobby was a massive mistake. if it was a college degree i could drop out, but you can't drop a hobby - what would you do then? even without learning any more, you're trapped with the knowledge you have.

670 Name: Not >>662 : 1993-09-8917 01:46

>>663 What do you mean by "spiritually capable"? I disagree that one way of life is any worthier than another.

671 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8917 02:45

I was writing about the messy comment overlay on Nico Nico Douga and ended up with the phrase "comment bukkake all over the video" in my clipboard. Later on, I was showing my boss something in a terminal window and accidentally pasted the phrase.

In my panic I somehow forgot I could just press Up or Ctrl+U to erase it. Instead I held down the backspace key and there was a painfully long moment as the word 'bukkake' remained on the screen. Now, my boss has a bad habit of reading everything on screen under his breath, and as he silently mouthed the words 'bukkake' his eyes widened a little bit...

Neither of us mentioned the incident after that.

672 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8917 05:48


673 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8917 05:57

>>670 just mocking the "military am dumb" edgelord using the partial statement of someone I briefly met in my childhood who, although very intelligent, is today a neoreactionary (I think?) edgelord (not that he wasn't then, either). Hard to get a read on someone who talks about cultural and theological concerns in sometimes brilliant, other times awful ways... on Twitter... many many tweets a day. Yeah.

To paraphrase one of his recent takes (and he seemed serious enough; alas, his usual tone is at once both florid and grave, a joy to read and infuriating to think about), some life situations have to be objectively better than others, otherwise improvement wouldn't be possible. I personally agree with neither him (if indeed he does consider that to apply to his earlier statement) nor your statement. I think there are manifold worthy and un*worthy ways of life. I cannot accept the premise that the latter do not exist; I can accept that it is not up to humans to sort *all of it out, however.

674 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8917 11:48

splitting up closed form compound words, much to the infuriation of grammar fascists

675 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8917 11:49


676 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8917 13:32

>>673 I didn't mean it to be edgy, I was speaking from personal experience that everyone I know who joined the armed services all dropped out of school. Maybe it's just me but if I had the choice for receiving a paycheck, I'd pick something that doesn't involve killing people and getting shouted at all the time!

677 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8917 18:52

>>676 okay, Mr. Salcido, I'll buy that you may have belonged in the kind of school where people drop out in significant numbers to the point that enlisting is a reasonable way out and that government has failed you....

678 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8917 20:34

This thread is low on QUALITY

Anyway, in the metro this morning, you know, the newspaper? You know how they space out the lettering on a word to fill the line when the next word isn't short enough to fit? Anyway it was talking about some politician on Twitter retweeting some racist account, and all on its own in vaporwave-esque spacing, sat the word

I s l a m o p h o b i c

679 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8917 20:58

She wants to go home
But nobody's home
That's where she lies
Broken inside
With no place to go
No place to go
To dry her eyes

680 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8918 06:20


681 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8918 06:38

Yeah, I just got bored enough that I decided to join. Ifm not being paid to sit on my ass in a basement and complain about how the internet regurgitates news about the current president every single day. I did graduate from high school, but Ifm too much of an idiot to make that degree useful.

Ifve taken this here since itfs an anonymous board and my leftist friends would immediately chew me out at the slightest hint of possibly defending the United States in any way, shape, or form. Honestly, Ifm just in it for the money plus all the benefits this country gives their military for some reason.

That helps, thank you.

682 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8918 09:08

>>677 I had to google Mr. Salcido, but yeah, it seems legit. It was a small school in a small town, there weren't significant numbers of dropouts... you can leave school at 16 and get a trade or something or stay on to 18. I didn't really mean the military is for idiots, but that everyone I know who joined the military happened to be an idiot.

>>681 Good luck, I don't want you to get shot or anything, I meant no disrespect. At least it's for the money and benefits and not some misguided notion of "protecting your country" or "saving the world".

683 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8918 09:18

The military is a lot like college, NPCs and p-zombies go there because they bought into the romanticized image of it from the media about making the world a better place, defending freedoms. Actual human beings with 3-digit iqs go there to network with influential people in the fields they're interested in and to accumulate social capital.

684 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8918 15:13

>>682 there's no need to backpedal this hard to save face on an anonymous board, just double down and call everyone a faggot. You're giving me diabetes.

685 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8918 16:40

yeah, faggo!

686 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8919 09:06

>>684 What do you mean? I didn't backpedal and I've no face to save. Anonymous boards work best when people share opinions and see different perspectives. Wait, "double down and call everyone a faggot"? Who does that in this day and age? Ah, are you taking offence because you see yourself in the numbskull I described? I am very sweet, thanks.

687 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8919 16:18


688 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8919 17:14

689 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8919 18:59

This is a BBS, not an imageboard. "Asshole" is not the default persona here.

690 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8919 20:05

Avril Lavigne killed herself in 2003 and was replaced by her dopplerganger "Melissa"

691 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8919 22:24

Augh... too much focaccia...

692 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8923 11:30

aboriginal and torres strait islanders should use caution viewing the films on this channel because they may contain images or voices of dead persons

693 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8923 16:20

>>686 you went from "lol everyone at x is a faggot retard" to "wait i didnt mean EVERYONE just every single one i've encountered please be nice to me :(" within literally two posts, that sounds like backpedaling to me

694 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8923 18:08

>>693 I said nothing of the sort...

695 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8923 19:18

>>693 >>694 uh oh cute girl fight

696 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8923 23:56

Tear off each other's clothes!!

697 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8924 00:03

>>689 hmm... try 2ch sometime. very poor signal to noise level, lol.

698 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8924 02:41

reach out and grab her penis

699 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8924 03:08

Well shit, my Nier Automata save file really did get deleted, and there goes my entire weekend.

700 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8924 12:55

dubs check em

701 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8927 01:59

Cute girls waking you up from your slumber by rousing up your dogs

702 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8927 12:44

Cute girl deleting your save file

703 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8929 14:26

1.Don't pick up the phone
2.Don't let him in
3.Don't be his friend

704 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8929 17:29

Cute girl experimenting with making sushi from rodents instead of fish.

705 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8929 18:13


706 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8930 01:48

kawaii lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee

707 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8930 19:46

Nothing is ever personal if you don't believe in personhood.

708 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8930 21:23

SRFI 69 describes hash tables. Hash is weed smoker code for marihjiauguana. Nice

709 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8931 03:04


710 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8931 07:46

the smile on my face is
the phone in my pocket
the shitpost in my brain

711 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8931 14:03

fampai is the western name for the adult anime Family Senpai, the story of a lovable oaf, his wacky family and the adventure they find along the way

712 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8931 23:01

The Albino Russian:
6 oz heavy cream (or milk, if preferred)
1 1/2 oz vodka


713 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8932 00:11

One thing about facebook that grinds my gears is that when you get an e-mail notification of a message, it doesn't show you what the message says, even if it's short...I'm sure they do this on purpose to force you to login to facebook. I always have to guess what the message probably says and judge if it's worth the trouble to login or not.

I can't wait for facebook to die and be replaced by something better, but I will admit that it's more convenient than email.

714 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8932 05:17

It is slightly too hot.

715 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8932 07:08

No, it's definitely too hot

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8932 13:41

just saying I remember what I was like at 17, that kid is gonna go back to school, find the football player who made fun of him and be like "so how many olympic gold medals have you won, bro?"

717 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8932 21:50

I'm so sleepy...
If only I had a cute girl in whose arms I could fall asleep...

718 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8932 21:59

kind of want kim yo-jong to sit on my face and call me a disgusting capitalist pig

719 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8933 00:37

The Gay Retard:

Strength - 10
Perception - 1
Endurance - 6
Charisma - 10
Intelligence - 1
Agility - 2
Luck - 1

Confirmed Bachelor

Tag skills:

720 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8933 02:18

I wonder how musicians out there go "man, I hate the way I sound on tape.

721 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8933 03:37

japantimes is basically buzzfeed for weeaboos

there, I said it

722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8933 04:13

probably not as many as there used to be now that tape is dead

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8933 09:06

>>722 Cassette sales on Bandcamp were up another 41% since last year apparently, and to me it seems like everyone is doing tape releases just now.

724 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8933 09:29

I like Tofugu! Their articles are always fun to read, and they have nice photos.

725 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8937 12:02

I'm going to make a robot that does bad things and if I ever get in trouble for it, I'm going to blame the robot.
I didn't do the bad thing, it was the robot.

726 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8937 20:17


727 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8938 04:31

I just used an exception for the first time to make my program fail gracefully instead of crashing. I feel like that should be worth like 5 programmer points or something.

728 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8938 16:07

Actually scratch this, I pull a mechanical Turk and become the robot, leaving my existence without a trace.

729 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8938 21:58

My life is falling apart.

730 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8939 00:59

cute boy
fifteen appendages
organ music
split label

731 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8939 03:19

Go Giant Robo!

732 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8939 06:41

After reading so much hentai and watching excessive porn, I feel like I can write some competent smut. Go figure.

733 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8939 08:20


734 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8939 18:59

Spending the evening with a cute girl flipping through an art competition gallery sarcastically critiquing all the entries, and also snuggling furiously.

735 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8939 20:10

If the exception reaches the user it counts as a crash

736 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8939 20:51

If the investment reaches the user it counts as cash.

737 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8939 23:20

The user doesn't see that there was an exception, the program presents a helpful message instead so the user knows what they did wrong.

738 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8939 23:44

Posting on DQN!

739 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8940 14:00

Berry Go!! Go!! Go!! ä•!! Go!! Go!!

740 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8940 17:32

Why did you take up painting?

Because Hitler.

741 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8940 19:25

In that case, nice!

742 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8940 19:31

I just want to be happy.

743 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8940 19:53

Aim for content. Happy is best reserved for really good moments.

744 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8941 15:14

Drunk girls!

745 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8941 15:15

If you sign up,
You can earn $1,000,000 too.

746 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8945 10:39

Cute girl lying beside you in bed saying "holy shit, I thought that was your arm! Wooww!"

Yeah baby, that is not my arm

747 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8945 13:18

That is my leg, and it was very uncomfortable. Please watch what you're doing next time.

748 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8945 15:52

How can you even confuse it for my arm. I don't get it.

749 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8945 17:43

Cute girl lying beside you in bed turns out to be a fucking moron.

750 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8946 01:19

cute drunk girls

751 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8946 01:36

please converse with me

752 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8946 02:03

please inverse with me

753 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8946 02:56

Fucking moron frosting a cake with her butt.

754 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8946 03:14

It's taken many, many years but I've found a cute girl of my own. I hope she doesn't leave too soon, I plan on buying her her own set of mittens soon.

755 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8946 04:36

Frosting a cute girl's butt like a cake.

756 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8946 04:51

cute gurl hitting me with her car

757 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8946 08:49

nihonjin de wa nai kara...

758 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8946 10:28

doing this but so it completely looks like then being tripped over and grifting someone into paying for it like in that simpsons episode

759 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8946 11:15

Cute mormon lying beside you in bed turns out to be a fucking butt.

760 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8946 13:14

Sometimes my brain forgets adjectives like "lewd" and "furry" exist outside of spheres like these eg:
"Furry friends" (used to innocently describe pets or animals.) "Minister in hot water over lewd comments" (Used to describe an inappropriate action in the workplace.)

761 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8946 13:28

Mori Igai

762 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8947 00:32

my hands, zey hurt

763 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8947 03:40

just let me die

764 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8947 07:42


765 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8947 08:00

99 dollars
Panasonic blu ray

766 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8947 19:29

Crisis actor for hire, much industry experience, can start work immediately

767 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8947 23:02

Cris is [an] actor for hire, [with] much industry experience, [who] can start work immediately.

768 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8947 23:58

please die

769 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8948 00:05

Hit her? I barely even know 'er! I did not hit her It's not true It's bullshit I did not hit her I did not!

770 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8948 01:38

I hurt my damn neck doing the squats. Damn it!

771 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8948 04:40

girls so cute gonna cum

772 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8948 13:17

>Dear, your TDKR jokes are the Ba-they're a real pai-they're really annoying me
>Uhhhhh you don't get to bring friends
>That one doesn't even make sense. That's it. I want a divorce.
>*points to wedding ring* "If you pull that off, will I die?
>It would be extremely painful, but you're a big guy.
>For You
>Please refrain from contacting me.

773 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8948 19:29

Oh hi DQN

774 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8949 01:51

giving up is fun

775 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8949 02:44

I just escape my problems by sleeping

776 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8949 06:28

blind youmu is kakkoii

777 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8949 06:35

I am shallow and materialistic. What's wrong with being shallow and materialistic?

778 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8949 07:16

oh hi mark

779 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8950 10:49


780 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8952 00:14

I am marshmallow and cerealistic.

781 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8952 15:34


782 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8952 16:18

I'm hollow and autistic

783 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8952 19:20

I'm humble and fantastic.

784 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8953 09:33

Eurobeat is fantastic

785 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8953 11:27

Yes, I am a Bisexual Man, giving a blowjob is fantastic.

786 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8953 14:05


787 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8953 14:13

Cute girl thinks I'm cute boy.

788 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8953 18:47

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789 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8953 19:16

Oh, guess I'll just die alone, then.

790 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8953 21:42

As do we all

791 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8953 22:48

I'm homo and satanic
catpcha is lube

792 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8955 05:02


793 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8955 07:02

what happened to the five other big heroes

794 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8956 16:10

Hurt me up inside.

795 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8956 22:20

I want to give her one solid hug for every childhood trauma and deep, dark past event that she's suffered.

796 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8957 13:49

Yeah and a real good dicking for each as well

797 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8957 14:59

If you sign up,
You can earn $1,000,000 too.

798 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8957 19:42

it's okay to be dqn

799 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8958 02:12

If I was a cute genki loli then it'd be endearing and cute instead of sad and disgusting when I order a large pizza for myself and eat it all in one sitting.

800 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8958 08:19

I wish I could wear a cloak in public without looking like an autist faggot retard

When I get home the first thing I do is wrap a blanket around my shoulders like a cloak or a shawl because it's comfy

801 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8959 17:44

I'm trying to remember a piece of SF I read a while ago. In it, the fashion was to, in public, wear masks with constantly-shifting patterns to avoid being recorded. The richer you were, the more detailed (and unpredictable?) your mask was.

What I'm really trying to say, >>800, is that there are, at least, hypothetically people who look even sillier than your desire.

802 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8959 18:06

Saw that in the Clone Wars series. If you wanted to be left alone, just put on a hooded cloak and everyone gives you your space without a second glance.

803 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8960 04:05

They say people without a mental illness can't understand what it's like to have to take medication to be able function daily, but I can't even accept that I have to take antihistamines occasionally.

804 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8961 06:21

D, if you're available, we'll leave your package at location 3 and you should pick up the items soon.

805 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8963 10:08

I have lost control of my life.

806 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8966 16:04

Real villains never die.

807 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8967 18:08

Sometimes I see a spread vagina with bar censors and I think "Free him, free him from this prison."

808 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8969 17:35


809 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8970 02:13

Finals are over and I'm celebrating with a very relaxing CGDCT binge.

810 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8970 20:55

Cute girl passively drifting through life in a dissociative haze.

811 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8970 21:24

really wish I could get all my internetacquaintances to agree on one platform and stick to it

tabbing between steam, skype, discord, irc, is annoying as hell, i dont even talk to that many people

812 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8971 06:07

youmu's eyes are blue! blue! stop drawing them green just because it matches her clothes!

813 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8971 06:17

man, i feel that. i remember when i could cover a spread of 'em with one client, and that was with a modest choice of clients at that, including one that pipes it to IRC for even more choices of clients.

the craziest part is that the tech is only marginally better now. hope it was worth ditching the open web, y'all!

814 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8971 06:34

If you think tech is better now, try using Slack. 1-2GB of RAM for what is essentially IRC with occasional pictures.

815 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8971 07:55

i hate pubg and i hate virtual youtubers, so why does nekomiya hinata have to be so lewd and tempting

816 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8971 09:22

i'm not tempted. i hear only bad things about it. that sounds about as bad as skype was when everyone i knew dumped it.

anyway, i see little need to re-qualify my statement; the word "marginally" should cover both the meanings of "slightly" and "dubiously", and can debatably cross over into "nominally" and "hardly".

817 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8971 11:39

webm of nanachi saying ‚ñ‚ñ‚Ÿ‚  oiver and over for like 10 minutes

818 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8971 14:59

If you sign up,
You can earn $1,000,000 too.

819 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8971 15:15

29 days to go

820 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8971 19:11

Just get them to use IRC or fuck off, the rest of those webshit chat programs have never solved any of the issues with IRC and always end up being stupid shit run by bad actors.

821 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8971 20:03

I had pidgin with the skype plugin running once. You still had to have skype on in the background, but it was one less awful program to have to interact with.

822 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8972 05:18

Let's dqn it!

823 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8972 15:50

Of all the time I have been alive and I didn't know there was a guy called Rip Torn.

824 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8972 19:09

Yes, the Babylonians knew how to compute square roots though a process similar to what is now called Newton-Rhapson. But did they correctly follow IEEE-754 requirements to distinguish between quiet and signalling NaNs? Of course not. What a bunch of amateurs.

825 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8972 19:24


826 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8973 19:07

Fuck off with that OO bullshit.

827 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8973 20:06

(poop array)

828 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8973 22:26

It's really hard to find certain Japanese war propaganda films. Where are all the Showa otaku?

829 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8974 01:51

Cute boy watching anime with cute girls to get ideas for cute outfits to wear

830 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8974 02:47

True Posadism has never been tried

831 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8974 03:33

True sadism has never been tried, but give me the boy >>829 mentioned and I'm willing to give it a go.

832 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8974 04:17

bitchy, obnoxious girl named sakura but written like »‘q

833 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8974 05:02

Smoke a joint right in Jesus' face

834 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8974 09:16

>>833 Jesus loves the ganj

835 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8974 09:59

Jesus and the Gang(hard g)

836 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8974 15:15

Jesus and the Gan-G

837 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8975 17:49

Jon Scofield is fucking amazing.

838 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8975 20:45

Github, I don't think I need an email telling me that I commented on my issue.

839 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8976 10:35

this Easter we celebrate the third anniversary of me taking the good word of the lord out of my mouth and putting in a penis

840 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8976 10:46

lego of the galactic heroes

841 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8976 14:13

I hope that guy doesn't have cancer

842 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8976 15:20

WMAF/AMWF is underrated porn in terms of comedy

843 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8977 03:40

I'm a gamer onnichan look at me!

844 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8978 09:34

living on gas food so I become immune to everything, even death itself

845 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8978 16:20

I'm 99% sure he had cancer

846 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8978 20:06

cute girl snuggling up to your enormous tumor

847 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8979 10:02

Petition for that Cool S symbol to join Unicode.

848 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8979 12:55

I get to see my cute girl today, so cool.

849 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8979 15:35

confused Roseanne Barr for Rosie O' Donnell

850 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8979 16:33

851 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8980 02:49

I didn't want that money anyway >:(

852 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8980 08:50

>>849 are they not the same person? I always thought it was weird that Roseanne was about some chick and her ex husband but the main actress was a lesbian.

853 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8980 11:04

Like, are walruses even real? Has anyone even SEEN one? This world is fucked up, man.

854 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8980 12:47


855 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8980 14:05

It really is IRC with some pictures. What has the world come to.

856 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8980 15:02

IRC with some pictures, but the spec is several thousand times as big and it's got useless features beyond measure and you have to pay. Slack and Discord really fail the "actual improvement from IRC, email, or telnet/web BBS" standard for adoption that killed Jabber as well.
There's some webshit that takes that web 3.0 interface and just uses email for the backend and spec and it is so much better.

857 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8980 15:39

Honestly I like discord. It's not supposed to be used as a way to keep in contact with people or an all-purpose communications platform. It's meant for use by "gamers" (hate this word but it fits) to incorporate all the million different text chat and VOIP clients people were using all into one program. Being able to upload images directly to the text chat without going through a third party hosting service like imgur or mixtape.moe is hugely helpful for organizing raids, discussing strategy, etc.

858 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8980 18:44

It's like that xkcd comic about n+1 competing standards

859 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8980 18:50

Cute girl interpreting "Chipotle mayo" to mean a full serving of Chipotle mayo on top of a full serving of regular mayo.

860 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8980 22:32

I have an MRI on Thursday. If it's not cancer, then I have no idea what's wrong with me.

I just want to be healthy again.

861 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8981 06:00

I got confused because my friend once showed me a video of Trump roasting Rosie, meanwhile Roseanne is a Trump supporter who failed to run for president. Both of the have stuff named after them and both of their shit sucks.

862 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8981 12:42

I want to be more happy more often.

863 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8981 14:58

Good luck

864 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8981 22:16

Thinking warmly of you >>860

865 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8982 01:09

Hoping for the best for you.

866 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8982 23:38

Cute girl battling cancer.

Cute girl sustaining hair loss from chemo.

867 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8983 01:29

HisTory don't you mean HerTory??
TN note: I had a History teacher introduce her class by stating History was "His story" as in God's story.
Going to a Christian school was a trip.

868 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8983 10:16

Irony poisoning linked to mass shooters, meme makers bringing up flags everywhere.

869 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8983 14:13

big city life
tryin get wife

870 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8983 15:08

When I read about the Youtube shooter, I thought they meant someone was recording (shooting) a video for Youtube. What a time to be alive.

871 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8983 16:29

Unsurprisingly, nobody knows the etymology of words anymore. This is what happens when you don't teach children Latin and Greek.

872 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8983 16:36

>>871 this is why English should switch to Hanzi. No problem with knowing the etymology of words when the etymology of the word is visually encoded in the word itself.

873 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8983 19:06

I am sadness incarnate.

874 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8984 04:36

changed my mind

orisa a cute

875 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8984 04:43

changed my mind

orisa a cute

876 Name: vc: chute : 1993-09-8984 04:44

aaaand i double-posted because the thing told me i got the captcha wrong but actually i got it right and it registered

877 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8984 13:46


878 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8984 16:13


879 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8985 11:35

You deserve this.

880 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8985 13:06

Unfortunate or opportune, no-one deserves anything. You get what you get, I guess.

881 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8985 14:07

Orks are actually devout Buddhists. When they say that something "needs more Dakka" they're making an oblique reference to the sansou, pointing out the nature of suffering as one of the three marks of existence.

882 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8987 14:40


883 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8987 17:13


884 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8987 18:02


885 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8987 18:32

Vision Creation Newsun or La Novia
Which one is better

886 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8989 02:14


887 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8990 12:07

Is it really Thursday again?

888 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8991 00:10

watch out for bees

889 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8991 07:14

I like it

890 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8991 16:16

just spent like 6 hours edging to skyrim porn mods making my flat chested female PC get raped by bandits and wolves and a titty monster custom follower with a strapon

so, yeah, i'll see you at church

891 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8992 05:48

Thanks to Skyrim mods I found out that I am bisexual.

892 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8992 07:10

Oblivion was better

893 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8992 09:51

Morrowind was better

894 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8993 02:40

Morrowind was indeed better

895 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8993 05:02

no loli queen to pledge yourself to as a knight and be her sword arm, striking down anyone that would oppose her just for the faintest chance to see her precious loli smile

one day you are gravely wounded in her service and as you lay there bleeding out, she kneels beside you and puts your head on her knees, smiling down at you and running her fingers through your hair, telling you that you did well and it's time to rest now

896 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8993 06:53

Do gay people read my posts? What do women think about the things I write? How old is the oldest person to ever read something I have posted to a message board? Has a dog ever looked at something I wrote and had a dog thought about it as an especially remarkable scribble? Dogs, dudettes, seniors, and canids please weigh in!

897 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8993 06:54


898 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8993 07:28

If they're taking away plastic bags for groceries, why haven't they already taken away plastic bags for minor shit, like the plastic bags they sometimes offer you when you buy stuff from a gas station?

899 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8993 07:38

You're excused
Does bisexual count?

900 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8993 07:59

If I was an Amazon product how would I be reviewed?

901 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8993 08:10

i have MeN tAlL ill NeSS

902 Name: _(:3 vÚ)_ : 1993-09-8993 08:15

I am not sure. I wouldn't get any reviews because I don't have any friends who could review me.

903 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8993 11:08

Honestly I just assumed the only people on this board were five or six straight white vanilla dudes in their twenties.

904 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8993 11:24

I'm a 99 year old lesbian dog and I hate your posts.

905 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8993 11:36

Lazy Lesbians
Relaxed Rug-munchers
Dapper Dykes
Sappy Sapphists
Genki Gynecophiles

906 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8993 20:16

-in their 20s
you've only got 3/5 in my case

I'm into both yuri and bara, I think men should love men and girls should love girls. Also have multiple strange fetishes including a thing for omorashi (but only by females) so that probably discounts 'vanilla'.

Come to think of it I wonder how common that is among bisexuals, to have fetishes that only apply to one gender that they're attracted to.

907 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8993 20:31

nice blog

908 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8993 21:17

>>907 thanks

909 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8993 21:42

anytime my dude

910 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8993 21:49

the Netherlands hates you, Russia. :D

911 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8993 22:05

There are only two things in the Netherlands:

  1. Tall, useless people
  2. Drugs

912 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8993 22:06

I was a typical edgy teen. I prided myself on how desensitized I was to violence and death. I considered myself a nihilist and honestly didn't care if myself or anybody else died.

Now, over a decade later, I have somehow become much more sensitive. The violent scenes in Made in Abyss traumatized me. I don't like playing violent video games anymore. Yesterday I watched somebody accidentally step on a small bug and I felt really bad for the creature.

What happened that turned me so soft? It's not like I had any personal experiences with friends dying or anything like that. Maybe it's just a natural part of getting older.

Take care of yourself DQN. Every life is precious.

913 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8993 22:12

t. soyboy

914 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8993 23:04

Low testosterone, MiA is supposed to make you horny at those scenes, not make you flinch.

915 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8993 23:23

Don't ever reply to me or my post again

916 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8993 23:53

ripped that same annoying scab off my lip
stings a bit and it'll be back but at least I don't have feeling of something being there anymore

917 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 00:30

The kids are alright.

918 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 00:36

I got frost nip on my hands today. In the middle of April.

919 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 00:55

Are we only here just to suffer?

920 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 01:01

But he knoweth the way that I take: when he hath tried me, I shall come forth as gold.

921 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 01:29

when the fuck is this global warming shit supposed to kick in anyway

im fuckin freezin here

922 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 01:31

I am super anxious about my nip hands. It sucks being anxious and manic.

923 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 02:22

don't drink and thrive

924 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 03:44

sinep of 69 degrees

925 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 06:36

My deepest fear is that Tails Gets Trolled will never get an ending

926 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 17:48


927 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 18:01

>>903 It's the non-vanillaness of the small userbase here that always kept me coming back all these years. Different lifestyles and backgrounds but a certain common denominator, a certain esotericism, something in each of us that makes such a niche textboard appealing. But I do feel something has changed in the last year or two. More exoteric memespeak here and there, less thoughtful responses, a different type of cluelessness... not that there wasn't always shitposting, but do we still remember why it's the Elitist Superstructure and not any other type of structure, why we commemorate the Eternal September, why it carries out and is w? Does "lurk moar" mean anything these days? Remember what happened last September...

928 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 18:28

September 1992. I don't remember it much. I was probably still suckling.

929 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 19:09

It is just activity. For whatever reason, activity has increased and just a single person refreshing the page all day making a handful of stupid or poorly styled posts makes a difference.

930 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 22:12

Eh we've always had the interlopers and stupid shit, look back on the old posts, it's the ability to take spam and bad memes and make it a joke that DQNs excel at. That creativity keeps me coming back.

931 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 22:44

You misunderstand me dokyūn, I am not at all discontented but rather seeking to firm up the morale of a doubting comrade.

932 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8995 00:13

it carries out and is OBLIVION

933 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8995 02:03

so fucking lonely, please stop posting pictures of attractive females or reminding me that other humans exist, it's really dampering my escapism

934 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8995 03:02


935 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8995 03:11

>>832 DQNs gonna DQN

936 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8995 04:06

As much as "Tearing up My Heart" is a cheesy mass-production plebian boy band song, the lines of the repetitive and earwormy chorus more or less sum up my feelings about online interactions perfectly.

937 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8995 10:19


938 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8995 12:54

hot pokemon

939 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8995 15:03

stop posting attractive pokemon it reminds me though don't exist

940 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8995 16:10

Here's your fucking sad claps

941 Name: Jeb Bush : 1993-09-8995 20:04

please clap

942 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8997 18:47

can we get 58 cute girls to post itt?

943 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8997 23:32

why do I keep dreaming of her :(

944 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8998 01:01

We are slaves to the almighty dollar.

945 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8998 06:18

dollar? i hardly know ér!

946 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8998 06:30

hitler? I hardly know er!

947 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8998 18:06

>>944 it is the international system of currency.

948 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8998 21:26

lmao,just lmao

949 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8999 02:24

Random Russian dude sharing a massive stockpile of cute girl pictures.

950 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8999 14:04

I'm okay with this turn of events

951 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9002 17:17

What the fuck am I doing?

952 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9002 20:02


953 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9003 03:49

make me laugh so hard poop my pant

954 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9003 05:59


955 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9003 14:49

lint fairyfloss

956 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9003 14:51


957 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9003 15:05


A cute girl buying a 1/4oz of OG Kush

958 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9003 20:47

i am DADDY COOL the VIPPE Rand. i ahev a large aa and i pick VIPcoins out of the water w/ my fingers. if you repost this comment on 10 other pages i will be posted in your kitchen tonight and give you access to a Secret Area of VIP QUALITY if you payme enough ;)

959 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9004 01:13

(*߁[ß) one day this thread will finish
(*߁[ß) one day

960 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9004 01:37

Shedding my skin, veeery slowly.

961 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9004 02:35

craaaawling out of my skiiiiiiiin

962 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9004 03:13

and I've been doing just fine

963 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9004 03:46

The scroll wheel noise of my mouse reminds me of the sounds at the start of "Once in a lifetime".

964 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9004 03:48

Did I make the post or not, 4-ch? Make up your mind.

965 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9004 17:06


966 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9004 19:16

The quality of posts on DQN waxes and wanes in strange and unpredictable ways.

967 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9004 20:02

This very thread was once a shitstorm, but then cute girlposting died down and everyone got along again.

968 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9004 21:16

metaposts are shitposts

969 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9004 21:43

cute girl shitposting in your thread

also she hates you

970 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9005 01:16

It seems counterintuitive, but honestly I kind of wish she did more sets in cute clothes instead of spending most of her time nekkid. Regardless, it's hard to complain because she's so cute.

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972 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9005 13:34

973 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9005 15:43

not bad josip, come round when you're ready to promote your new album

974 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9005 16:08

That's not pain! I'll show you what pain is!

975 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9005 16:14

Hey guys! Politics!

976 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9005 16:21

Friendship ended with VIP. Now DQN is my best friend.

977 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9005 17:52

Cute girl posting inflammatory political stuff

978 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9005 21:24

cute girl throwing up in your mouth

979 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9005 22:00

Cute girl keeping on posting! Cute girl posting more!

980 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9006 00:04

Cute girl being cute

981 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9006 12:41

cute girl grows a dick

982 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9006 13:07

>Son, you should give Tinder a try
>but dad, I'm looking at this ad for a site that's saying it's better than Tinder'."

983 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9006 18:59

Do traps count as girls?

traps smoking weed and using kali linux in a virtual machine

984 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9006 19:49

Cute girl, cuddle thyself.

985 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9007 03:01

Cute girl trying chamomile tea for the first time.

986 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9007 03:26

Cute girl too embarrassed to reply to your message.

987 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9007 05:01

Cute girl smashing your mailbox.

988 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9007 12:20

Cute boy blushing and asking if he looks good in this skirt.

989 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9007 12:42

Cute boy making weed brownies because he doesn't like smoking

990 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9007 12:43

Cute boy installing Debian stable because it just works and he doesn't need all that hipster shit

991 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9007 12:44

Cute boy eating weed brownies and browsing dqn on a thinkpad running Debian stable

992 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9007 12:45

Cute boy wearing nothing but a pair of cute boxer shorts

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