[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#24] (999)

2 This post sucked.

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8594 21:27

AM radio is gonna be big!

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8594 21:40

I'm gonna use this thread, the other thread is populated exclusively by that obnoxious cuteposting queer and the idiot from /pol/ who uses text art formatting for every post.

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8594 22:09

coolio, mozilla broke everything again and now audio won't play in firefox without either installing pulse or recompiling it to use alsa

fucking god damn Pottering, I hope the wilds claim you one of these days

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8594 22:11

tn note "I hope the wilds claim you one of these days" is RP nerd speak for "I hope you get stabbed by niggers in the parking lot on the way to your car"

captcha: hurbizz

7 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8594 22:24

The Second Age of Doublethought

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8594 22:41

>>7 Would you care to expand on that thought?

9 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8594 22:54

3 or 4 years ago there were 2 think threads running concurrently due to some title formatting dispute.

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8595 00:17

Using "*posting", caring about "/pol/", posting in a shitty secondary thread.
Clearly, you're the problem.

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8595 00:47

I'm just gonna post in whichever thread has the most posts

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8595 00:55

Forced to eat at Starbucks yet again.

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8595 01:13

>>10 Nice attempt at deflection, and good job finally switching post formatting, but otherwise poor execution. Overall I rate your attempt 4/10. If you're going to copypaste shit directly from /pol/ into the comments thread then at least don't make yourself so visible and obvious while doing it. This is not the place for internet culture wars of any type, fuckwad.

14 This post sucked.

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8595 05:10

There ought to be a gauge for these sorts of things.

16 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8595 07:14

Narrator's fucking snitching

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8595 08:46

No, I'm not the text-art formatting guy, but look how you got so worked up for him!

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8595 14:14

my current thought right now

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8595 17:58

>>9 Ahh, I remember that, I thought you meant something else.

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8595 18:51

Dumb baby head

21 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8595 23:05

Sweet sweet propanol

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8596 01:19

Chi City Shootas

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8596 06:53

le shiggy donatello

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8596 06:58

can't shiggy if don't diggy

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8596 15:26

This pile of knock off Cheetos is really lifting my spirits

26 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8596 18:16

Maybe watching a bunch of prison documentaries instead of studying wasn't such a good idea

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8597 01:46

Time to add the gamepad support. Hope it's easy...

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8597 02:32

Make sure you add DInput support, not just XInput...I hate that almost every modern game only implements the latter and I have to use x360ce as a workaround to make my controller masquerade as an XBOX 360 controller.

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8597 02:33

(by DInput, I mean DirectInput)

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8597 06:05


31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8597 18:30

Why is Kylie a Jenner but Khloe a Kardashian? Why did I learn more about the Kardashian tribe than reactor design in this class?

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8597 19:46

SDL_Input, done!

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8597 21:24

DInput's the plan. I'm using an el-cheapo Logitech gamepad for testing.

Game's mostly arrow keys and spacebar, so these modern pads are overkill.

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8597 22:23

For the last few years I have been wishing I was in gamedev. I guess I could have been by now...

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8597 23:50

There's never a good time to start, so any time is as good as any. Start now.

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8598 05:05

Man, Boon fricken smells bad! I love that little dude.

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8598 12:44

I know that feel, bro. I think >>35 put what you need to do as succinctly as possible. You would not like to end up in my situation at any point in your life.

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8598 15:41

Alan Watts talks big but deep down I'm sure he is terrified of dying.

39 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8598 18:34

Phloen Phromdaen Phon Phirom

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8598 18:43

No, more niggers on streets of northern cities are not caused by global warming.

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8598 18:45

Professional game dev is difficult to get in to and difficult to do. But, you're on this BBS, so you have tons of spare time. Make a game. You can do it.

42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8599 01:21

Past a computer, nearly all the tools you need to make games are available in free or cheap forms..

43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8599 05:05

Why did the Gracchi have to die?

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8599 06:53

Pay more for a working product!

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8599 08:46

Support your local software pirate!

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8599 16:30

I'm sad but trying to become happy.

47 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8600 00:19

They're the same damn stone

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8600 05:10

Hey Joey
I'm not Joey
I'm gonna kill you Joey
I'm Joey
You're Joey
I'm not Joey anymore
Are you Joey
Oh I'm Joey alright

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8600 07:45

I see you're having fun using your Uber™ app to get home after getting shitfaced at some rundown bar in a forgotten alley all by yourself like the shoddy, mediocre thing that you are. But I bet you didn't know you could also use your Uber™ app in other fun and inventive ways, such as pimping out prostitutes directly from your phone!

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8600 15:59

I still believe in Drastic my soul

51 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8600 16:18

Middle aged man sperging in the comments because the Banana Splits Show theme song video has dislikes

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8600 22:28


53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8601 03:31

2 minutes into the first episode of Zeta Gundam, a slightly effeminate teenage boy gets his shit slapped. Guess I know who the protagonist is gonna be.

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8601 11:06

I just installed a padlock gate lock thing, but you can just unscrew it because it wouldn't fit on the correct way. Shit.

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8601 11:08

The total number of English speakers, including as a secondary language, is estimated at 1.2 billion people worldwide. The same figure is approximately 28 million for Canada. Therefore, if all people have the same likelihood of saying something worthwhile, and something worthwhile has been recently said in the English language, there is only a 2.3% chance a Canadian said it.

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8601 12:01

Education is a factor, and I bet there are others too. An uneducated person is less likely to say something worthwhile, for instance.

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8601 14:35

On the other hand, if all people have the same likelihood of saying something stupid, and something stupid has been recently said in the English language, there is only a 2.3% chance a Canadian said it.

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8601 14:40

I disagree. I specifically chose a subjective term--i.e. "worthwhile" is relative to the subject--to make a weaselly statement that only is true under the set of qualifications considered.

This kind of "intentional soundbiting" is a powerful technique of persuasion in the right (or wrong) hands. Limbaugh and Trump are 9th-degree black belts of it if you want to see it in action; I fear I lack examples I can cite from other schools of thought, but trust me: they exist. You can be one too / 'cause saving our planet is the thing to do.

59 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8601 17:10


60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8601 23:00

dumb delly dumb delly dumbdellydumbdellydumbdell

61 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8602 06:32

Fill in the blanks:

The _____ before the ________

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8602 07:02



63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8602 19:04


64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8603 00:30



65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8603 00:33


uneasy stillness
mittens are released

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8603 12:38



67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8603 17:57



68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8603 20:38

Bloody Stream is the best JoJo opening.

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8603 21:57


70 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8604 08:12

Fridge is making some sick rhythms

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8604 15:30

fuck it.
back to bed.

72 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8604 18:35

Never listen to the Korean bitch. Fuck Cheung!

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8605 08:52

fuck korean bitches

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8605 09:49

be space captain, slap the shit out of whiny teenagers all day

living the dream fam, keep on doing you

75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8605 22:48

There's a middle-aged dude going crazy fast in emacs on his laptop on the train

76 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8605 22:56

pump it and dump it, nupotion rules

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8606 03:19

I heard he's maintaining a rape list

78 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8606 07:58

I feel like my dick is infinity meters (∞m) long

79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8606 08:49

I hope it's a long time before things fall apart as they always do.

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8606 20:58

tail interrupting
the panties are unable to skillfully wear

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8606 21:43

im gonna bite off your dick and chew it up and feed it to you like a mama bird

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8606 23:38


83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8606 23:45

Do yoo zink you can lov me

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8607 00:20

When is it happening

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8607 09:34

>>84 1993

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8607 10:43

Does anyone else like to browse anonymous boards while they're taking a shit?

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8607 19:10

what if being "so hungry you could eat a horse" isn't a reference to the size of a horse, if that were the case then any similarly sized animal that is more often eaten would work, it is actually in reference to how horses were often backup emergency food for armies that had fallen on hard times like napoleon at borodino

it means to be so hungry that you would eat anything, even your horse which has been a loyal companion and sole source of transport


88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8607 22:05

Everyone in my house has had a dream about crocodiles recently.

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8608 00:42

Gol gumbad

90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8608 01:47

First post I see landing on the shitter. Might as well have been in a "your current thought" thread.

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8608 02:12

Say "gazprom"!!!!

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8608 02:18

gas porn!

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8608 05:37

Napoleon Bonerpart

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8608 16:16

I set google to give me search results in English and Japanese only, because sometimes when I would search a Japanese word without kana it would give me Chinese results. But now the light gray explanation text on some things is also in Japanese. For example if I search "food delivery near me" it dutifully informs me that Pizza Hut is a 宅配ピザ restaurant.

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8608 18:01

I'll fucking cut you like a butcher with his meat

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8608 20:49

That's hyperbole, baby. Please don't be autistic.

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8608 21:29

Autism starts at home

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8609 00:27

What'd dead feel like

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8609 01:02

Rotten and squishy. Unless it's been dead a long time.

100 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8609 07:59

What a cool dude.

101 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8609 16:41

The magic and the mystery of potato knishes.

102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8609 20:44

I'm all comedied up

103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8609 22:33

misery spelled 'n e o l i b e r a l i s m'

104 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8610 05:10

7 remixes of the Outhere Brothers' Doom Doom Doom

105 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8610 08:33

I never realized just how much certain wheels of society turn around high-functioning alcoholics. I do not begrudge people a certain level of drinking--hell, I indulge every few months--but count me out!

106 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8610 16:34

hobo sex

107 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8610 17:13

habbo sex

108 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8610 18:16

hamtaro sex

109 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8610 18:35

Theories are that mankind has been in a constant drunken state for most of history, thanks to the safety of alcoholic drinks relative to pre-modern-technology water.

110 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8610 19:25

it warms the cocks of my heart

111 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8610 23:51

It's an overly simple hypothesis; I'd say that's mostly not right. But it's not completely wrong, either, as long as you mostly stick to Western cultures.

Admonitions against intoxication are perhaps older than writing but noticeably a minority opinion in many times and places. But it seems it wasn't super necessary to harp on it all that often, and so you get thinkers like Aristotle who aren't fans, and some Old Testament hard-asses, but for much of antiquity, getting crunk was usually limited to special occasions with religious meaning or something only the rich could afford. Though there were notable exceptions like the Dionysian cult, for example.

The bulk of ancient Greeks and Romans seem to have diluted their wine and practiced moderation for the most part. Some of the most temperate people of Western civilization, according to people who don't cite sources. Romans also, y'know, had aqueducts; relatively clean water. Even in medieval and early modern times the alcoholic drinks people had "instead of" water were really tame.

Of course in the Far East they used a lot of boiled water products, and while most interpretations of Islam view alcohol as ABSOLUTELY HARAM and their empires largely didn't revolve around its consumption, it is not surprising to find that there is a huge black market in Iran, where regretting drunk statements while sober and vice versa is a tradition older than the predominant religion.

112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8611 00:53

Imagine a world where instead of Google Home they have Opera House.

113 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8611 01:23

Children of Scrotum

114 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8611 03:25

bow to King Cnut

115 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8611 06:57

It's a good thing that more people are getting into philosophy

116 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8611 14:57

Youtube talk channels and podcasts feel dirtier to me than pornography. I would rather see a bunch of porn in a web history than hours of low-production value podcasts. Recommending the most comically specific fetish porn would not stain my soul but telling someone that anyone should listen to a politics podcast, for example, would seize me in a knot of guilt that no mortal could untangle.

117 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8611 18:26

Damn, I got schooled.

118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8611 18:39

Imagine the two of them having sex

119 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8612 06:08

IHOP vs Denny's? No thanks, I'll go with *****.

120 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8612 12:38

Dirtnol d'Turdno-MPUH

121 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8612 17:07

Thursday, more like gay day. Cuz it blows.

122 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8612 17:07


123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8612 18:16

Spare a thought for the poor sod typing in the full URL to a Kodi apk using a fire stick TV remote.

124 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8612 18:55

... Twice.

125 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8612 19:47

Now I just need a yurt...

126 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8612 23:59


127 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8613 00:16

Welcome to why I quit imageboards.

128 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8613 06:25


129 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8613 08:01

>>126 While you're waiting, why not visit some of the other boards, like /m/ or /w/ or /f/?

130 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8613 08:52

penis hard at work

131 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8613 11:27

Feels good getting back into Victoria 2.

Whoops, suns gonna come up soon.

132 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8613 16:12

captcha: klillall


133 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8613 20:43

Even if you know the man - NEVER buy a used condom!

134 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8614 04:21

You're only smarter than some people

135 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8614 04:49

I've given up playing Victoria 2 because I waste too much time playing it. Until I get another craving.

136 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8614 05:25

I had a crippling addiction to CKII. What's embarrassing is that I feel like I understood the game pretty well and still sucked at it. Same deal with a lot of games, come to think of it. Information about games on a fairly deep level helps but it isn't everything.

137 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8614 19:15

I must be stopped

138 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8614 21:23

Lady, all these guys are wasting their paycheck in your camwhore chat room because they're lonely. They don't want to hear about your boyfriend.

139 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8614 23:46

penis insert into anus

140 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8615 03:05

Where the fuck am I and who are these people.

141 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8615 04:09

I like to deny the holocaust when I play Counter Strike

142 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8615 09:57

"Man flu" has apparently gone over the heads of everyone using it seriously. It's a joke. It's a fictitious variant of regular flu that only men get, and the only difference is the apparent need to exaggerate the magnitude of your symptoms. Its purpose is to take the piss. You're doing it wrong if you proudly state "I have man flu" because that means you just have regular flu and you're being a pansy bitch about it.

143 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8615 11:58

>>142 Amen preacher!

144 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8615 13:53


145 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8615 19:20

The cat's doing the rounds again. Walk the downstairs perimeter. Scratch at a door for a while. Mrowl. Repeat until hungry, tired or distracted

146 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8615 23:46

Markup is never "fun"

147 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8615 23:50


148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8615 23:57


149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8616 03:20


150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8616 04:50

What are we if not slaves to this torment?

151 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8616 06:22

I love being productive, but it's taking a toll on my back.

152 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8616 14:03

If I was the admin of an anonymous board, I would ban people for telling other people to get the fuck off based on what type of person they are. Because fuck you, it's my board, thus my job to decide who needs to fuck off.

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8616 16:16

balls to you

154 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8616 21:39

Chingu chingu! Hoot hoot!

155 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8616 23:46

Even gay Christians have a masochistic streak.

156 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8616 23:46

Doing things I've never done before.

157 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8617 00:29

♫ Kick a cat
Kick a cat
Kick a cat today! ♫

♫ Fish are dumb
Pluck an eye from one! ♫

158 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8617 04:27

Productivity down. Back pain down.

159 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8617 06:34

Autism Spectrum Warrior

160 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8617 18:17

Still not tired of winning.

161 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8617 18:41

I feel like I'm getting old for imageboards.

162 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8617 19:19

My balls kinda itch.

163 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8617 20:12

Parking should be
It shouldn't be

164 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8618 00:44


165 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8618 05:05

yogu yogu

166 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8618 05:39


167 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8618 07:35


168 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8618 07:55

On one hand, I'm kind of glad the hype about 3D printing died down once the economics of it became more apparent... it was getting tedious. But on the other hand, a lot of the suggested uses aren't exactly pie in the sky impossible solutions.

169 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8618 10:04

thought i was dying but it was just gas

170 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8618 16:53

>>168 Reminded me of this article I read a few years ago http://www.develop3d.com/comment/3d-printing-and-the-emerging-technology-hype-cycle wow, longer ago than I thought

171 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8618 17:47

I have a right to be right

172 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8618 18:37

Hey guys if fourchyh. How are you doing?

173 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8618 20:26

I'm doing classic. Thanks for asking, my man.

174 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8619 00:37

dolan y u so meen 2 gooby?

175 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8619 03:33

Hello my name is the sardine man

176 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8619 08:48

Another night completely consumed by Victoria 2.

177 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8619 08:51

Is helping your friend fuck your unrequited crush an act of unsanctioned cuckoldry? Would imageboards agree? So many questions!

178 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8619 13:08

colonic irrigation with semen

179 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8619 13:51

goat finger
chicken wing
pork chop

180 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8619 13:54

finger my profile, yeahhh do it harder

vc: debag

181 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8619 18:10

Batman's cowl melting off to reveal Hitler then the biggest building in each burrough of New York getting a Batman cowl to emulate Manhattan's hell

182 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8619 18:58

It's still only thursday yet I don't even remember what I was looking for.

183 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8619 19:36

I once dreamed of a world without crime. Gave that one up when a friend pointed out that that would really be a world without Batman.

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8619 22:58

tfw your university e-mail redirect has no schedule to expire so you will almost certainly be accidentally bum-mailed for the next couple decades by staff who don't type carefully

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8619 23:08

Heilige Scheiße

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8620 01:58


187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8620 02:32

needs donkey penis

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8620 04:01

No draft please.

189 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8620 06:57

Why do I look my best when I'm in the Taco Bell drive thru?

190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8620 07:11

Do you mean the act of aggression against UN member state? Hours after Hillary called for it?

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8620 19:22

Yeah it would have been A-OK if a democrat did it!

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8620 20:28

No it wouldn't?

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8620 21:30



captcha: nig

194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8620 21:31

Why is this statement a question?

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8620 23:34

Because that's a thing people do in internet conversations these days.

196 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8621 00:22

When I read it, I imagine it being said in that way high-school girls talk where they make everything a question.

197 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8621 00:50


198 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8621 02:20

recently ejaculated penis

199 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8621 02:45


200 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8621 02:47

I can't help it, but get reminded of RT motto - and in turn question previous poster questioning.

201 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8621 03:23


202 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8621 04:20

Every statement is actually a question with no question mark if you think about it.

203 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8621 06:55

Every statement is actually a question with no question mark if you think about it?

204 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8621 10:32

∵∵∵∴∵don't think∵∴

205 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8621 11:06

The real Turner The Worm being sick

206 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8621 17:59

Who are the cops

207 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8621 18:53

and per se and

208 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8621 19:24

1D knuckle dragging

209 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8621 23:20

I'm having some serious dental work done in a few days. At the time they told me that something should be done, I didn't feel anything. Now I do. Why is that? Is it because I'm aware of it now? Was I just in denial about it being a problem before? Or did the doctors actually know something was wrong when I didn't because of all their imaging equipment?

210 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8621 23:33

Science makes my tooth hurt.

Would have been shorter and better suited to this thread.

211 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8622 02:23

Boon fricken rules!

  ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃
      |    /       BU-N
       ( ヽノ
    三  レレ

212 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8622 13:14

>>210 Nah first one was better.

213 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8622 14:53

It's like the way your tongue feels inside your mouth.

214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8622 15:01

Mutahar's pen0r

215 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8622 18:22

Bill Cosby the monkey

216 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8622 19:02

Eldrad doesn't really have to live.

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8622 19:30


218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8623 00:55

Like an atheist I'm tired of Christianity influencing politics, but I don't want hegemonic secularism. I wish occultism influenced politics. (It already does, c.f. Kek and meme magic, but hear me out). Presidential candidates are encouraged to release their tax returns, but what if it was customary for them to release their natal charts? Imagine a world where "How can you elect him, he has Mars in Scorpio" is real election rhetoric. That'd be pretty cool.

219 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8623 03:43

Redpill me on Boon.

220 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8623 05:22

On the shore of the universe.

221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8623 12:04

Berenstain 3D

222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8623 15:23

Sometimes mac os is ok.

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8623 16:33

shadow penis

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8623 17:37


225 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8623 22:23

shooting homing rockets up your revenanus

226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8624 00:16

Hey guys
I'm streaming hardsubs in flash objects

227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8624 05:21

top kek
hi kek
lo kek

> no kek

228 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8624 14:56

Onan the Barbarian

229 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8624 20:02

Everything hurts

230 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8624 20:58

Coffee and I have no problem with each other. We chose not to associate independently.

231 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8624 21:08

┳┻| _
┻┳| •.•) *whispers* it's right to
┳┻|⊂ノ rebel. *hides again*

232 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8624 21:48

Coffee gives me the runs. Which is useful because I get my caffeine and my laxatives in a single cup coffee.

233 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8625 01:17

I like my caffeine in pill form. Cheap, keeps me awake, doesn't scorch me if I spill it on myself.

234 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8625 01:35

I wish caffeine worked on me.

235 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8625 01:57

hey Zeus

236 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8625 08:00

likes: anime, weed, cats
dislikes: koreans, reggaeton, paladins


237 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8625 09:51

what's a paladin?

238 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8625 10:20

No! Weed is degenerate. And disliking brave knights is quite unfortunate.

239 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8625 12:12

It’s called a bunt…. Not weed cigarette… And yes, it is a weed bunt. They all smoke weed bunts before we kiss. (They are my girlfriends,)

240 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8625 12:17

I'm a dwarven pally, short and stout.
Here is my hammer; here is my mount.
When I land in trouble, hear me shout,
Pop my bubble, and hearthstone out

241 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8625 12:39

it's "here's my free mount" god get it right nerd

242 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8625 14:41

next TES

you ought to be able to make multiple characters on the same save
only one of them would be the nerevarine/hero of kvatch/dragonborn/whatever the hell else and that would be the only character that could finish the main quest on that save
other characters could still do other stuff and you'd be able to find them in game etc
like if you became archmage of the mage's guild on one save and visited the mage's guild on another character you'd see your archmage character there doing archmage stuff
also if you joined the mage's guild on that second character you'd have an alternate version of the quest line that doesn't end in that character replacing the first but you still get some cool stuff

i realize i'm basically describing a single player offline MMORPG but that's basically what TES is anyway

243 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8625 15:50

Reminds me of what was done in Anvil of Dawn on a smaller scale where you got to pick from five characters, and it was possible to encounter ones you didn't pick along the quest (often dead or about to die...)

244 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8625 18:39

Building on that, I could imagine some kind of persistent-world roguelike.
If you die, you get to loot your old character's corpse if you find it. Fairly standard.
But if you get to a good spot like archmage or shopkeeper, you could abandon that character without dying and visit them in subsequent playthroughs in order to learn spells or buy items (you might need to somehow set them up to farm resources over time to make that happen). You'd be building up a civilisation, one NPC (or rather, ex-PC) at a time.

245 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8625 19:40

Dwarf Fortress's adventure mode is literally exactly this.

246 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8625 22:17


247 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8625 23:10

You said it >>246

248 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8626 02:47

incredibly long tool

249 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8626 04:28

I'm happily married yet somehow I still get stupid schoolboy crushes.

250 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8626 04:45

Fucking scientismist pollution get your self-entitled ass out of my occult forums.

251 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8626 09:26

Damn, I had forgotten about Zoobooks.

252 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8626 11:11

gaynus dicks in my anus

253 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8626 14:11

Darth Jar-Jar

254 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8626 15:10

Dicks up for Harambe

255 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8626 18:03

I finally started watching Haruhi, someone said there's a right order to watch them in? I watched episodes 1-12 and now it seems to be 4-minute episodes with chibi versions of the characters now?

256 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8626 20:15


257 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8626 20:36

Medication still wearing off. Looking at 4-ch image board, thinking it's /b/ and thinking "man, this is interesting and entertaining. did I go back in time?" btw, surgery didn't go well. My tooth is probably fucked.

258 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8626 23:08

Roombas look kind of cute when they bump into walls like blind animals.

259 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8626 23:40

roomba roomba roomba roomba roomba

260 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8626 23:50

stomp da goomba

261 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8626 23:50


262 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8626 23:54


263 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8627 01:55


The episodes are all out of order, so if you watched them in the broadcast order you'll have to go back and watch them again to really appreciate them. I forget the actual order, but giyf.

Nyoro~n Churuya-san is best experienced at 2AM while stoned and pretty much never otherwise.
Haruhi-chan has some pretty great moments but feels kinda strained a lot of the time.
Neither of those is remotely canon. You can more or less skip them.

Feel free to skip most of the endless eight arc in S2, it was specifically made to troll viewers (the original story was like 30 pages long and only depicted the final iteration).

Disappearance (the movie) is good. I recommend it. Finish S2 first.

Disappearance of Nagato Yuki-chan is not canon and was animated by a different studio, but it's cute and generally good. Improvements include stabby-chan getting more personality and moeblob-chan getting less screentime (with that screentime becoming mostly an excuse to bring out lolfang-tan more often).

Everything that's animated follows the books pretty closely. There's enough material for another couple seasons, but for various reasons they'll most likely never be animated.

264 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8627 02:15

Aya Hirano is getting work again. It seems everyone is over her fucking everyone but the bassist. At this point, when so many sequels nobody expected or asked for are getting made it's... not impossible? We're talking about the studio that adapted fucking phantom world of all things so you never know

265 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8627 03:07


266 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8627 05:05

All I do anymore is browse image and text boards all day.

267 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8627 07:19

The Aya Hirano fiasco was definitely a fiasco, but there were bigger problems. One is that the author broke down and stopped writing anything. With no new books to promote, it's harder to convince the funds to flow. While that didn't stop Disappearance of Nagato Yuki-chan from happening, I doubt a proper 3rd season could get enough backing to happen, at least if they want to do it right. If only I were an eccentric billionaire...

I wanna say there were also issues with some of the head production personnel. I don't remember the details, but at the end of the day I think the biggest thing is that if the people with money really wanted S3 to happen, they'd find a way to make it happen.

268 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8627 13:09

>>263 Thanks very much! I think I've watched s1 in the DVD order then.

269 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8627 19:43

The Way of The Ninja
The Way of The Gun
The Way of The Fist
The Way of The Master
The Way of The World
The Way of The Strangers
The Way of The Light
The Way of The Writer
The Way of The Cross
The Way of The Buddha

270 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8627 20:55

The Way of The Gorilla

271 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8627 21:57

Hey, I'm the Dodgers.
bat cracks
I'm playing some baseball.
Runs to first

272 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8628 03:16

Hey Dodgers I'm the Reds
rotator cuff dislocates
Feel free to go home at the bottom of the 7th to avoid the traffic, you won't miss anything
trades away all my good players because I can't afford them

273 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8628 08:43

What I gather from a skim of google is that Aya Hirano had sex with some people, and so anime fans broke their figurines because it meant she'd lost her purity, but she was proud of it because she didn't like the idea of idols sacrificing fun in their life to stay perched on a pedestal?

274 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8628 11:14

Japanese culture is obsessed with the weirdest things sometimes.

275 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8628 18:51

Touch Dic

276 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8628 19:39

I knew someone would bring up DF, but sadly it takes 10,000 hours of practice and an equivalently long neckbeard to enjoy.

277 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8628 20:37

styrofoam packing penis

278 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8628 21:21

why would you need a 3.6×10^7 beard-second beard to enjoy mexico city

279 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8628 22:03


You cannot perform fellatio upon the NOSE.

280 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8629 01:46

Having sex while not really in the mood really lets you think about the dirty talk. I caught a few "touch my nipples, please" which I thought was kind of weird when a politely worded request is bookended by commands that include the words "cock" and "pussy." Every question about how bad I wanted it or a declaration of me wanting it badly was kind of funny, too, since in my head, I would respond with "Eh, I could take it or leave it" or "not particularly, I'd rather go back to studying"

281 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8629 01:50

can't spell carbamazepine without "amaze"

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8629 02:43

touch my nipples, please

283 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8629 06:26

want it badly, please

284 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8629 08:30

Why does have peenis and anus, instead of peenis and poopis?

285 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8629 15:02

it's rutting season again and again I suffer without a submissive girly bf to violently vent my sexual frustration on

286 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8629 18:52


287 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8629 22:55

Hinduism is basically just an ancient fanfic site.

288 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8629 23:05

"See? This is photographic evidence that there were only 12 people. How do you explain that?"

The boy just smiled and said, "Jesus was taking the picture."

289 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8630 00:05

a codpiece made from a cod fish

290 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8630 01:53

I like Tumblr. I know it's associated with a certain political vocal minority, but it has a nice sense of humor. If Tumblr was a girl she'd be cute and maybe Asian.

291 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8630 02:17

Tumblr's an all right porn site.

292 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8630 02:49

4chan's an alt right porn site.

293 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8630 03:05


294 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8630 03:43

Harsh advisor email today. I might need to deploy those mittens.

295 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8630 07:38

Does it still bug you when people say "meme" to refer to any image macro? When they say "I made this meme about it" but all they did was put text on an image? A non-memetic image

296 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8630 07:39

If a term is misused by enough people, does its definition change to suit? There's a word for that I'm sure.

297 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8630 13:33

Semantic drift.

298 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8630 15:45

"Science isn't a religion, science is true"

~exactly what an unaware religionist would say

299 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8630 17:46

eggo in the streets, pancake in the sheets

300 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8630 17:58

ughhh, it shouldn't rustle my jimmies as much as it does, but it does

301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8630 18:26

I get way too stressed out over meaningless things

302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8630 18:36

Memetics is a quasi-useless pseudoscience anyway. Meme might as well refer to jokey text on an image, serves it right. Because it's a joke.

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8630 19:25

Prescriptivism is the correct attitude for phrases, but sadly the English language is almost entirely determined by popular usage.

304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8630 19:49

meme me

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8630 21:00

I don't think prescriptivism is the right attitude for any language unless you're some sort of proto-fascist, but English definitely lacks some sort of cultural institution that acts as the ultimate point of reference for the English language. The Spanish language has one. To some extent, dictionaries like Mirriam-Webster are fulfilling that role, but only in a loose sense.

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8630 21:20

incendiary laxative

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8630 21:23


308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8630 21:52

leans into mic wrong

309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8630 21:58

"where to buy hella products"

310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8630 21:59

blood blood blood

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8631 01:09


That's not how you spell fuck.

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8631 14:48


314 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8631 15:25

315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8631 15:31

Is it legal to feed a casserole to a cassowary?

316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8631 15:48

317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8631 16:12

"Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable. Let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all."

318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8631 17:54

Fury. Or 171 other words.

319 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8631 19:58

I shaved my lower body because it was getting to be a fucking jungle down there, but in all candor I have only replaced one kind of itchy with another kind of itchy.

320 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8631 19:59

Ugggh I know that feeling exactly. If you're just doing it for comfort rather than cosmetic purposes, trim, don't shave.

321 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8631 21:49


322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8631 22:37

In the grim dankness of the near future, there is only Taco Bell.

323 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8632 01:41

The hungrier you are, the better Taco Bell tastes.

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8632 05:35


'Sup, Svlad?


I know who one of you are, unless I know who one of you is, but either way I can't think of how to prove it.

[...pretty sure it's >>319, at that.]

325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8632 11:49

Don't think so, unless you know someone who's gone full hiki for some years now.

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8632 16:00


327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8632 16:33

Seriously and unironically considering killing myself before growing old.

328 Name: Testicles : 1993-09-8632 17:40

My name is Testicles, that's pronounced test-uh-CLEEZ.

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8632 18:14

deep dick pizza

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8632 18:34

Who here ordered the extra large sausage pizza?

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8632 18:44

For phrases only, I meant. Descriptivism is the only morally and historically acceptable attitude to take when it comes to word definitions. Non-literal "literally" is just an example of how language usage is malleable. However, phrases like "begs the question" were deliberately defined to have one meaning - additional, inaccurate meanings would be unscientific and ultimately destructive. In my opinion, anyway, there is that distinction to be made.

France has what you describe. They tried to mandate that "communications sans le wires" or whatever be the preferred terminology for Wi-Fi, rather than the established term with the cute pronunciation of "wee-fee".

332 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8632 18:58

i am pain

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8632 19:23

hi pain i'm dad

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8632 20:07

>not having a sloped forehead

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8632 23:39

>>296 When I was younger and nerdier and cared more about pigeonholing things, I had a discussion with a friend about dubstep; about how as it seeped into the mainstream, people started calling anything with wubs "dubstep", or that old classics weren't "dubstep" because they lacked a sick drop. He held that since most people called half-time drums with laser farts "dubstep", that's what it was now.

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8632 23:57

You're not the god of me!

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8632 23:58

cum moriar

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8633 00:22

This is an incomplete statement. 'cum moriar' what? Bury my heart at wounded knee?

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8633 00:45

Antipasta and pasta annihilate each other in a violent explosion of gamma rays.

340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8633 00:45

meant that for the "someone else's commment" thread

341 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8633 02:46

Me after finishing 0079: No MC could be as much of a dumb faggot as Amuro was for the first 3/4 of this series
20 seconds later
this girl who appeared out of thin air last episode is my precious imoutou and I won't let anyone touch her even though she just tried to kill us twice t. Kamiyu

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8633 02:48


343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8633 04:11

then you can cum on my corpse

344 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8633 05:52

7 hours of organic chemistry really opens you up to Taco

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8633 13:52

Taco Hell spilling from my bowels

346 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8633 18:18

It annoys me when people flip Japanese names. She's Hakurei Reimu, not *Reimu Hakurei.

347 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8633 18:23

smilodon ivory

348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8633 20:19

Hakurei, Reimu
Hata no, Kokoro
, Yuno

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8633 20:52

smashing the shroom king

350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8633 22:42

Where do the normies that post on other boards come from?

351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8633 23:40

All the normie people... where do they all belong?

352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8633 23:56

out of their mommy's cooch

353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8634 00:46


354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8634 00:50

I feel tired and sleepy but I need to REMAIN AWAKE

355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8634 01:40

NEETional Socialist DQN Nonworkers Party

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8634 02:26

They brought death to us all.

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8634 04:37


358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8634 15:47

You must pay for your sins!

verification image: fap

359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8634 16:11

covering a Kancolle girl with seamen

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8634 17:35

praise the dark lord Yoghurt-Sweettooth
praise Him forever

361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8634 19:36

Swedish-speaking goblins

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8634 20:17

Hoshima Mika as Super Pochaco.

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8635 02:07

touch not the penis

vc: yuckegh

364 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8635 03:59

satanic vaginoid aliens from the dark dimension

365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8635 04:12

found a dead spider and an asprin on the floor while i was looking for the screw i dropped

gonna eat well tonight bois, woohoo

366 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8635 15:16

Gargle Pus

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8635 18:28

I want an anime that explores gender roles in anime, but not one which toes the party line of western "feminists" or "men's rights activists".

368 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8635 19:29

Time to raid the toilet

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8635 22:29


370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8636 02:29

I've come here to tame the demands of the flesh. I've come to forget my name.

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8636 02:42

I'm more interested in science fiction than sociology, but you might consider Armitage III. Part of it is the standard “Colony develops different social norms from parent land, problems ensue”, and you might find that interesting.

372 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8636 05:08

I made far too much oxtail

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8636 15:10

and he wept, for his favorite memes were 10 years out of fashion

374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8636 16:49

stop doing that

375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8636 23:50


376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8637 04:38

one of the kemono friends background music tracks sounds like the background music from kashyyyk

377 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8637 04:59

I wish I lived in the self-sufficient funny doggly universe

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8637 06:50

who is mirai
what even just happened
s2 when
so many questions

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8637 08:08

how are you only watching this now

380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8637 08:21

I was initially put off by the CG and poor plot summaries that made it sound like a show for 4 year olds, then I had 3 different internet contacts tell me "no dude it's amazing, watch it"

381 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8637 18:28


382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8637 18:33

who is this nikki person
is it a popular name in japan or is he or she related to yume nikki
what's an anime

383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8637 18:58

paranormal penises

384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8637 19:37

i wish they'd drop the ost already

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8638 00:49

I really hope they buy a Juicero for my office.

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8638 01:11

God I hope this isn't some hobo disease.

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8638 03:16

a marine came home from ending monarchism in the Galaxy and went to to his favorite bar. he saw a moe azn commodore and tried to buy him a drink. "no thanks i'm straight" the azn qt said. the marine ripped off his shirt "are you still straight?" "not anymore but i have a wife" he replied. The marine pulled out his ax. "u think the friend zone scares me? i just got back from a war zone." Yang sent his wife a text message not to wait up and started kissing the marine and his ax. all the other patriots in the bar got up and started clapping and didn't stop until the marine and the qt3.14 azn commodore were OTP. repost if you believe love can blossom anywhere, even on a battlefield!!!

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8638 03:17


389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8638 04:07

It is amazing.

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8638 08:49

>>389 yeah

fuck gensokyo, I want to live in japari park

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8638 21:30


392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8638 21:54

seamen on a Kancolle girl

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8638 23:54

shiny smooth soft

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8639 00:58

Eternal disease

395 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8639 01:23


396 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8639 02:22

Going to school without panties, getting a quick creampie, going to class with cum slowly dripping down your leg

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8639 04:44

I could really feel the progression of my cold. First a sore throat and a fever. Then a phlegmatic cough. And now a nose which alternates between being runny and being stuffy. I remember enjoying being sick when I was a kid since I could skip school. It made up for being sick. Now it just sucks.

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8639 06:13

the ghost raped your nose

399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8639 09:19

Tanya for Führerin!

400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8639 12:59

engage the orcs in navel combat

401 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8639 13:36

Captcha is cuck.
Fuck this word, I won't post it into the we input captcha thread.

402 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8639 13:43

403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8639 14:29


I keep reading these wrong and want to reply with puns but then I realize that they were puns all along.

404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8639 16:43

"Together, we are High...mountain."

Yeah having ready access to Dreamleaf and Foxflower is responsible for their, ah, diction.

405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8639 18:52

Just dropped my netbook and the apparently-flimsy casing keeping the power button assembly in place snapped off. Oops.

406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8639 19:03

Not ripped pants
Pants ripped OFF

407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8639 19:47

"BBC's The Animals of Farthing Wood"
For a moment I thought that said "Farting Wood".

408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8639 19:49

After taking Russian for two years, I have learned its greatest secret: "describe" and "piss on" are the same word.

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8639 22:19

This explains a lot about Russian history.

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8639 22:35


411 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8639 23:38

My new autism beacon

412 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8640 04:25

Just figure it out. I did.

413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8640 04:47


414 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8640 05:15

Garnish with a bit of chives. Gaaaahnish with a bituv chiiiiiiiiiiives.

415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8640 08:01

need a good stab in the brain

416 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8640 12:14

>>407 I used to get the magazine when I was younger, before I could read but I liked the pictures of the animals

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8640 12:50

Somewhere between "dicks on the mind" and "being skullfucked".

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8640 16:21

It's like a constant reset that can't be stopped.

419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8640 18:05


420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8640 18:38


421 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8640 18:42

Having to change my tires really threw a lug wrench into my plans

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8640 18:55


423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8640 21:19

Paranoia Agent started so promising but ended up really meh.

424 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8641 05:25

Fastest bean cut by sword

425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8641 05:29

Softest bean known to man

426 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8641 06:15

Fastest bean cut by gun

427 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8641 13:51


428 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8641 17:07


429 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8641 17:27


430 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8641 19:20

the first nier didn't get nearly as much attention, is it because it didn't have BDSM gothlolis?

431 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8641 19:35

It's because you couldn't bounce coins off of Father's ass.

432 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8641 19:45


433 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8641 21:31

Can I get a basic gestalt on this?

434 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8641 22:28

No Platinum Games involvement, I'd guess.

435 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8641 22:32

Smash a fash, comrade!

436 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8642 00:18

Bomb the com, kamerad!

437 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8642 03:31

It did okay in Japan, as far as I ever heard. There are numerous factors with these things; I can't possibly account for them all because it's not exactly my realm of expertise.

But I think one is that the Western press super didn't "get" it (compare Famitsu 34/40 to Metacritic 68). This is not the time or the place to rant about our gaming press--well maybe it is, but I'm trying to keep this paragraph paragraph-sized and minimum-controversy--but do consider this was a short couple years before the whole "Japanese games suck" thing.

Another, maybe not directly related but zeitgeisty kind of factor, is that around that time, the publisher (SE) had its hands busy with two other big releases--FFXIII and FFXIV. Far more marketable, even in Japan. Problem being, both FF projects had troubled developments and one of them was even a disaster with potential to end the company. When your company focus (no pun intended) is that far off and you need to make the saving throw, betting it all on something risky and edgetastic is something you might do as a small company, but probably not as a large publicly traded one.

438 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8642 03:58

My prostate hurts a little. Well I think it's my prostate at least

439 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8642 04:16

Have you tried not sticking things up your butt?

440 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8642 05:50

bash the fash sounds like a bad euphemism for something

441 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8642 07:24

I haven't posted or visited this month in 6+ months. I like folk-punk now. I learned how to do some basic woodworking. I suspect I have earned your mockery.

I'm happy to see this place hasn't gone the way of that one VIPPER board yet.

442 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8642 09:09

Phew, I thought you were dead! Glad to have you back. Please don't worry us like that.

443 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8642 09:09

What folk punk bands do you like, NERD?

444 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8642 09:12


445 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8642 10:05

not sure if boob or puffy sleeve

446 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8642 10:23

>>441 Folk punk and woodwork are fun, nothing to be ashamed of DQN-kun <3

447 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8642 10:36

chotto a minute

448 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8642 18:11

>>263 I see what you mean about the Endless Eight arc... I did watch them all to see if I could catch any clues to what he had to, and I was more on the edge of my seat the last time she walks out the door, but yeah, could've just skipped them.

449 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8642 19:00

peanus butter

450 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8642 20:44

My mockery is reserved for people who are attempting not to live a genuine life, >>441. If you represent such interests, and if you come off well, people begin to think of you instead of the poseurs.

Hipsters lack authenticity; that's why they crave it and waffle so much on whether they embrace or reject certain labels, hoarding stuff and ideas that will not save them--these are key narcissistic traits, by the way. So many people want to surrender all autonomy to something greater than themselves, in hopes that (say) a mask or a uniform or blindly following a religion (or lack thereof) can wipe away their bogosity, because in fact going through the motions can, for a limited time. But this is the opposite of what most philosophy has posited we should do, which is to have and/or build character, instead of being a character. As it turns out, almost everyone has some narcissistic traits and this is natural; it is also natural to outgrow such things.

The worst part is that all these ideas can be stated, but they cannot be given; rather, they can only take root. This is why I find it annoying, this ongoing meme that enlightenment comes through the Matrix's "red pill" (i.e. an epiphany) and you're exceptional for seeing the world for what it is; this is actually the original intended definition of "chuunibyou", it's not about pretending you have superpowers and that you're fighting some vast conspiracy and bad at hiding your power level, though it does manifest that way for many 14-year-olds (and it did for me). No, the real-life red pill is the individual; who is constructed over time, and very little of it is from hard, immediate lessons, but rather from constantly tackling what you believe and how you came to believe it. All while not letting your internal chaos distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, who plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.

451 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8642 20:47


452 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8642 22:47

知り合いと話し合えた時に僕だけは「ペニス検査日」を覚えていること気づいた。 小学校の頃に、体育先生が残りの子たちが遊び続くながら一人ずつトイレに連れて行って、ちゃんと成長してて清潔にしているを確かめる為にチンコの皮を剥いて、検査してくれた。 やはり僕だけにあった事じゃないかな。 君らの学校にも「ペニス検査日」がありましたのでしょうか。

453 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8642 22:49

no mug of ale for a weary traveler from distant Coorhagen? I can reward you well, for I am of noble blood

454 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8642 23:03

Green is basically yellow.

455 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8643 05:32

Parlor tricks?????

456 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8643 05:56

Only have cheap, pale farm raised salmon? Pour a concentrated saffron solution on the salmon to give it a rich color.

457 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8643 08:43

Did I just ahegao

458 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8643 17:03

Orange juice

459 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8643 17:44

You wake up one too many times, you'll see yourself turn into the baby.

460 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8643 18:17

Second childhood.

461 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8643 19:46

I've found out, you can hide not so good hamburger patties by heavily marinating them, you get good juicy results even with pre-frozen patties, which makes me happy.

462 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8643 20:02

Happy anus

463 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8643 20:53


464 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8643 23:15

That feel when you type up a huge post and then decide not to post it after all because the topic at hand is actually kind of shit.

465 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8644 00:04

Having two monitors didn't really make me any more productive. But I am more efficient at wasting time. For example, I can watch youtube and write this post at the same time.

466 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8644 00:59

In the future you're going to be able to change the song on the radio to whatever song you want.

467 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8644 01:24

I like to imagine myself writing posts in response to imaginary replies where I get to show off some weird or obscure trivia that I know and then I imagine I get one or two replies that tell me how interesting that is and thanks for the post etc.

468 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8644 01:57

one am in the pm

469 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8644 02:59

rape an ape

470 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8644 16:27


471 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8644 19:44

life is too short.

472 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8644 20:08


473 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8644 20:21

I haven't had a nightmare in a long time

474 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8644 20:24

Tzeentch and Chong

475 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8644 21:06

I had one this morning, I found a tiny ladder in a cupboard hidden behind a bookshelf, which triggered the next boss in persona 5. He lived in a lake in my garden and the bulk of the nightmare was that I'd trigger his battle, but instead of an actual boss fight he'd send out all the female confidants and members of the phantom thieves, then I'd only barely beat them in a qwop-style boxing match, then he'd spit out a shit item and sink back into the lake. That repeated several times before I woke up with a headache

476 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8645 05:42

The 2 Door Tudors

477 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8645 07:21

Time for bed?

478 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8645 15:40

I want a Wikipedia with a more occult bias. Wikipedia is too scientismist.

479 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8645 15:58

I'm haunting your ouija board

480 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8645 16:49

I had a suicide pact with a girl once, but she didn't keep up her end of the bargain.

481 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8645 17:03

presidential cockus

482 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8645 18:02

Being scared of a ouija board is foolish.

483 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8646 00:52

muh occult

484 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8646 02:18

no smoking please: God hates fags

485 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8646 03:30

Lisa Simpson baby egg sack

486 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8646 04:25


487 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8646 06:11

I could go for some silt right about now.

488 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8646 07:42

get out of /jp/ari park

489 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8646 12:37

10 Reasons "Let's Stop" Articles Need to Die

490 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8646 17:47

Fix first law

491 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8646 19:07

Top 10 awww I want to go to schools

492 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8646 20:20

Polybius vs the Space Mutants

493 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8646 22:24

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

494 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8646 22:51

Polybius vs. Livy

495 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8646 23:03

Put a booger on the neighbor's doorknob

496 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8646 23:04

Put a booger on the neighbor's vagina

497 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8647 01:47

If pizza was a guy, it would be pizzo, yes?

498 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8647 13:54

Leo Hardcock

499 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8647 16:56

Did anyone here play a game once, an old game, it's basically Missile Command but you play as North Korea, and you shoot down UN aid helicopters which are dropping food and supplies to your people? If you fire a missile at the sun, it blows up and shows a short news report saying Kim Jong-Il has blown up the sun? I can't seem to find it amidst current real-life events

500 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8647 20:11

Shut up your voice is infuriating.

501 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8648 00:09

You fopdoodle!

502 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8648 01:29

homogaynized milk

503 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8648 03:20

oh no not again

504 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8648 03:47

there are no breaks on the work train

505 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8648 04:56


506 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8648 07:15


507 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8648 07:27

So tired of these "muh degenerucy" clowns insinuating that "civilization" will "collapse" without upholding ridiculous standards of morality.

508 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8648 07:28

Humans suck. (I'm autistic)

509 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8648 08:29

Burger experiments tomorrow.

510 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8648 12:09

Take comfort in knowing that Chicken-Littles were squawking about the impending end of the world a millenium ago, too.

511 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8648 12:46

Reminds me of being in a supermarket once where there was a display of some Snow White & The Seven Dwarves branded stuff, and a Hispanic chick was pointing at Dopey and asking her kid, "Is that Doo-pee?"

512 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8648 14:57

This time.
It's doopee time.

513 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8648 17:23

I got a pay rise today! Gonna continue not buying anything because I have no interests!

514 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8648 19:14

While the world hasn't ended, civilizations have collapsed. The reasons are usually quite complicated however, which makes it difficult for one side or another to use these reasons for their own purposes.

515 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8648 23:21

quit touching dicks

516 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8648 23:31

buy me something

517 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8648 23:35

Hard times make strong men.
Strong men make good times.
Good times make weak men.
Weak men make hard times.

Pretty simple, really.

518 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8649 00:10

Heil Hitler

519 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8649 02:28

Empires fall over the course of centuries. It's a larger-than-life kind of ordeal. At the same time, it's inevitable. Trying to stop civilizations from ending is like trying to stop people from dying. Which is a fitting comparison since only whackjobs believe either of them is possible.

520 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8649 03:29

maybe Zardoz was right

521 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8649 03:39

I wonder how can we cull the number of humans without getting blamed for genocide or without global nuclear war?

522 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8649 03:54

Thy Farts Inhaled

523 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8649 05:17

Have a good day, Dokyun.

525 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8649 07:36

Woah, when was that server announcement there?

526 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8649 12:19

Using a Pokemon keyboard and a usb mouse on my phone. Life is wild.

527 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8649 18:04

I'm melting

528 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8649 19:13

Actually, the big ones seem to spin out about 10 or so generations in. To quote Sir John Glubb's _The Fate of Empires_:

As numerous points of interest have arisen in the course of this essay, I close with a brief summary, to refresh the reader’s mind.

(a) We do not learn from history because our studies are brief and prejudiced.
(b) In a surprising manner, 250 years emerges as the average length of national greatness.
(c) This average has not varied for 3,000 years. Does it represent ten generations?
(d) The stages of the rise and fall of great nations seem to be
The Age of Pioneers (outburst), The Age of Conquests, The Age of Commerce, The Age of Affluence, The Age of Intellect, The Age of Decadence.
(e) Decadence is marked by defensiveness, pessimism, materialism, frivolity, an influx of foreigners, the welfare state and a weakening of religion.
(f) Decadence is due to too long a period of wealth and power, selfishness, love of money and the loss of a sense of duty.

529 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8650 01:39

Sir John Glubby Jaw is not a prominent anything especially concerning his jaw or lack thereof, Might as well quote your neighbour.

530 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8650 02:11

To follow up, let's provide a quick reality check. Glubby identified Great Britain as currently undergoing the age of decadence. Indeed, GB was roughly a bit more than 250 years old at the time of publication. He'd probably expected GB to have perished by now, but nope, it's already past the 300 year old mark and shows no signs of falling.

Ill-defined adjectives like "pessimism" or "frivolity" are pretty much forever present across history and generations. And it always seems like the current generation is more frivolous than the previous generations, but this is just our tiny, microscopic, reductive logic playing tricks on us. The same reductive, shitty logic that makes some people arbitrarily divide up Rome into tiny 250-year long periods, even though that makes no fucking sense at all.

Also fascists are per definition, a bunch of fucking permanent losers.

531 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8650 02:32

let's talk about penises

532 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8650 02:40

Great Britain, the empire, fell about 50 years ago.

533 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8650 03:15


>The same reductive, shitty logic that makes some people arbitrarily divide up Rome into tiny 250-year long periods, even though that makes no fucking sense at all.

Glubb divides it into two stages where he identifies the so-called Age of Pioneers and Age of Conquest. For the Republic that started around the time of the first and second Punic Wars. For the Empire it started with Augustus, or maybe the five good Emperors so about a hundred years after Augustus, and ends somewhere in the 4th century probably. A better objection would be to provide a concrete example which follows Glubb's proposition of the progression of the ages but doesn't fall after fifty years. For example: the Ottoman Empire, which rose to prominence in 1453 (maybe you could argue for a later date) but didn't fall until 1922, or maybe a bit earlier if you want to argue about it's effective fall in 1908. That being said, it did go through a long period of decadence from 1700 onward, so it could be said that it was just propped up by foreign powers (as indeed it was at times) instead of collapsing naturally.

534 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8650 03:27

31 flavors of gender is pretty fucking frivolous. Spazzing out about a possible 7-11 degree rise in temperature over about a century is pretty fucking frivolous.

>>Also fascists are per definition, a bunch of fucking permanent losers.

Which fascists? The authoritarian leftist kind so famous throughout history, or the pro free speech and personal responsibility kind?

535 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8650 03:33

Eunuchs operating system

536 Name: /v/ user a shitposter type guy : 1993-09-8650 10:17

People talk about "a civilization", and empires correspond to those roughly; the word does kind of mean city-ifying. But people also talk about civilization at large, and as best I can tell, civilization is not a state, a society, a people, a heritage, a language, a culture, a belief, an interest, a technology, etc. or any other such granfalloon at any level of any hierarchy. Yet to this day many people are all too ready to assert that some simplistic attribute they share with somewhere between 1 (point zero) to 7 billion-ish others is an "identity" when it cannot identify them. Worse, they will often claim it

Civilization is more like temporomemetic infrastructure. Some institutions survive, some do not. Some of what we inherit is good, some of it is not. And survival isn't always the best thing, even; it simply is. So in some senses antiquity is still with us, just ship-of-Theseus'd to all hell. There are those who would tear this apart, or who insist that it needs never be mended; the one standing "athwart history, yelling Stop" is often interpreted as some fuckwit who thinks everything is perfect the way it is and nothing that comes after could ever improve upon things, but the fool on the hill is more like a shipwright who just realized it's actually a fucking treehouse. And when the Earth, the Moon and the Sun are all gone, EVA will exist, so long as one person remains. It'll be lonely, but as long as one person still lives, it will be eternal proof that mankind ever existed.

537 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8650 13:12

Evangelion will be preserved long after we are gone. Future aliens will decipher ancient blu rays of Eva 3.0 and project images of Shinji playing piano with Kaworu and decide that humanity was a waste of time.

538 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8650 17:03

Words don't just change meaning because you want them to, mate.

Also, it's funny how "pro free speech" and "personal responsibility" are juxtaposed because "anti free speech" is so often confused with "pro personal responsibility".

You're playing both sides of the field.

539 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8650 17:26

Can I see the dictionary you're using? Your choice of words is rather frivolous.

540 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8650 17:53

Another race of aliens will uncover the TV series, but only the episodes before Asuka's arrival. They will all come to believe that Rei is the one true best girl and that Asuka is an anti-christ figure and that her existence is blasphemy. Meanwhile the first alien race has become convinced that Asuka represents the overthrow of the old order embodied by Rei. The two races meet in councils and synods arguing back and forth over the issue until finally both sides throw down the gauntlet. War is coming to a theater near you. EVA 4.0 You can(not) refuse.

541 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8650 18:02

penis sever

542 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8650 19:17

The aliens who live at the edge of the system will take to the sattelite game version of Girlfriend of Steel and be convinced of the superiority of a third girl.
Heretics on all three planets will believe in the coming of Kaworu, space mohammed.
No one will give a shit about Mari.

543 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8650 20:16

Bobba bobba

544 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8650 20:48


>Words don't just change meaning because you want them to, mate.

True. They only change meaning when the left wants them to.

545 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8650 21:12

Heil Hitler

546 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8650 21:36

nein danke

547 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8650 21:56


>No one will give a shit about Mari.


548 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8650 22:26

I want to go for a cigarette but I can't be bothered to leave my chair maybe I should just fall asleep right here

549 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8650 22:59

I'm not actually all that fond of big butts.

550 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8650 23:04

No smoking please. God hates fags.

551 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8650 23:28

Everyone around you is too polite to tell you how dumb you are. Is this what people mean when they talk about PC going to far? Someone ought to tell you you're dumb!

552 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8651 00:18

Awful, awful post. Kill yourself, kudasai.

553 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8651 00:47

Entire board is the dumbs

554 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8651 01:39

I can tell you vote the loser Left because all you have is insults. Sad!

555 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8651 01:44

Everyone's so quick to draw lines in the sand over stupid shit lately. Netiquette is dead, firefox spellcheck doesn't even recognize the word, the only thing that's left of any kind of online discussion is the lowest common denominators from both sides flinging shit at each other. The fools don't even realize that the true enemy isn't the Jews or the bourgeoisie or any of that crap, it's the Demiurge who cursed us to an existence on this plane of filthy mundane matter.

556 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8651 01:58


557 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8651 06:39

Hooker fucker

558 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8651 07:49

The Elitist Superstructure of DQN used to a be a place high above these petty political "debates". You're really letting the side down, it's embarrassing to watch, whatever team you support.

559 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8651 11:22

nier automata is beautiful

560 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8651 14:34

Was netiquette ever a word? You know, on the dictionary?
Because vaping is.

561 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8651 14:47

It really limits what kind of shit you can actually bring up, anything mildly philosophical and fascists buffoons will bend themselves backwards in order to hamfist their shit ideology.

562 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8651 15:11

philosophy is bullshit anyway
vc: gey, how apt.

563 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8651 15:34

I agree. I wonder if there's an "ethical" moderation solution for this problem.

564 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8651 16:02

Waaaah! Get out of my safe space!!

565 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8651 20:02

This is an anonymous board, you cads. Post it, or don't hold positions you yourself seem to feel won't hold up to the slightest bit of scrutiny, or shit, just don't come back for a few days and chances are nobody will still be talking about it and that way you can even keep your insecurity if you want--seems to me you see "fascists" where there's like two, tops, and they say some shocking things yeah but it's not even close to the bile you can see posted on /pol/ every day. My advice is to keep it to another board considering the topic matter, though.

Actually, if you want to be agreed at a lot and maybe see someone who disagrees get "moderated" (or banned), that's usually a matter of posting in the right subreddit.

And if you disagree with me, then you, sir, are worse than Hitler. And probably a racist.

566 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8651 20:14


567 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8651 20:24

They get worked up so easily for people who I assume are heavy internet users. I'm not even a fascist Right Winger. I just post that stuff to rile people like those two up.

568 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8651 22:57

meme me

569 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8651 23:01

Well whatever. Just remember that this is a pro-mittens board. Don't make me release the emergency mittens again.

570 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8651 23:07

I come here to get away from meatspace, for internet fun! Ill-informed political discourse creates a shitty atmosphere IMO and is not becoming of such an esteemed superstructure.

571 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8651 23:07

I'm sorry idiot, you don't go to a chinese restaurant to order ribs. Go to the politics board on 4-ch.net, and see if anyone cares about your murderous alt-right cult.

572 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8651 23:15

gas the kikes, race war now

573 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8652 00:03

The chinese restaurant near me serves good ribs.

574 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8652 00:11

Actually, idiot, you do go to Chinese restaurants to order ribs. Almost any Chinese restaurant will have some sort of ribs on the menu.

575 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8652 01:04

FAQ stands for "Fast Answer Questions"

576 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8652 13:36

This is one of the "ethical" moderation solutions I was talking about. Keeping politics on the politics board.

577 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8652 13:54

I'm sure all none of the people who take the politics board seriously will appreciate it!

578 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8652 14:43

I'm going to fucking die if I don't get a job by my birthday.

579 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8652 16:00

>>576 Yeah, but this is the only active board not dominated by Harambe spamming.

580 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8652 16:21

Happy birthday

581 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8652 19:45

you go to a chinese restaurant to order ribs-nyo

582 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8652 20:13

happy Fucking Die day uo stinky pigeon go get a jonb

583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8652 21:07

it is vile

584 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8652 22:01

Happy birthday!

585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8652 22:01

Mobile Suit ZZ Top

586 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8652 22:18


587 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8652 23:13

Dick Ultra

588 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8652 23:43

Actually yeah, when I think of ribs the first thing I think of is "chinese spare ribs"

589 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8653 00:51

Or korean short ribs.

590 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8653 02:31

Meaty Boner's ribs

591 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8653 20:59

Fix second law

592 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8653 23:02


593 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8654 00:16

want to eat curry

594 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8654 01:10

Me toooooooooo

595 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8654 01:14

I never did figure out how to link to posts in other threads

596 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8654 03:54

Click more options, change formatting to html. Then <a href="URL of the post">link name</a>

597 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8654 08:07

DON'T do this, it will crash ur pc

598 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8654 13:44

599 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8654 18:42

Yo I make robot brains

Yo I want onion rings

600 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8655 00:04

I hate that hedgehog

601 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8655 05:15

I want a fucking pizza

602 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8655 05:19

Girl, you put the phat in emphatic

603 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8655 22:32

Is OpenSUSE the cutest?

604 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8656 08:15

[)0 `/0(_) |{|\|0\/\/ 1337???????

605 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8656 09:19


606 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8656 10:10

I need some modern Icelandic underground music...

607 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8656 12:05


608 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8657 23:27

      |    /       BU-N
       ( ヽノ
    三  レレ


609 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8658 01:23

Shobon is a confirmed member of the cummunist party.

610 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8658 05:41

Is there a term for the feeling that you feel for nostalgia but for certain situations that can be accomplished in the present like midnight driving

611 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8658 05:49

That just sounds like something you want to do.

612 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8658 05:50

Oh yeah

613 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8658 07:39

Yearning might be a good match but when it's all coming down to connotations oh well.

614 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8658 09:10

The Internet seems split on whether or not the plural of anecdote is data based on their preferred definitions and outlooks regarding the two words, but according to a lexicographic repository in my possession called the Oxford English Dictionary, the most commonly used plural is "anecdotes".

615 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8658 10:01


616 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8658 15:42


617 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8658 16:56

still not tired of winning.

618 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8658 17:37


619 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8658 17:51

get with the program >>618

620 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8658 18:18


621 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8658 18:51


Snap out of it, soldier!

622 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8659 16:17

It's a shame if shanachan has finally been beaten by the CP spammer...

623 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8659 16:17

ecchi homo

624 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8660 04:09

that face when you scroll up and all the posts are mainly (You)

625 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8660 08:05

I better honor the pact

626 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8660 08:47

the good old days when we could hate things that were shit and like things that were fun without getting mired in retarded internet culture wars

remember them?

627 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8660 16:24

I wish people wouldn't use the label "mentally ill" to delegitimatize the positions of people they disagree with.

628 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8660 18:45

fluffy homemade buns

629 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8660 18:46

soft fluffy buns

630 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8660 21:26

Local Sprouts Cooperative buns.

631 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8661 00:32

can't spell Discord without disco

632 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8661 03:43

"acquaintance" is a good word

633 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8661 03:44

I learned that word from Tamagotchi

634 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8661 11:12

Were one in a position to judge such a thing professionally, it would be a complete breach of personal and medical ethics!

> 1189 psychiatrists: "Hold my beer."

635 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8661 14:57

Pettanko ara ara

636 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8662 03:01

Yo if I was like a big streamer or LPer or I made a big fan game that was highly anticipated and the company went after me with cease and desists I'd tell them to fuck off and release my fan game or whatever and if they sued me I would take their lawyer hostage when they met with me then said that I want to talk to whoever was responsible for starting the claim against me in the legal department and whoever brought it to the legal department's attention if (applicable) so we could just have a conversation and then when they show up I'd off the hostage then off the guys I requested then kill as many Konami or Sega or Nintendo or whatever company employees as I could before the cops took me down.

637 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8662 05:53

As the Romans had Romulus and Remus, the moon people will have Neil and Buzz.

638 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8662 17:52

Cold pressed pussy juice

639 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8662 18:09

>>636 No need to be bloodthirsty about it. Just kill the lawyers.

640 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8662 23:55


641 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8663 00:26


>Yo if I was like a big streamer or LPer [...] I'd [...] kill [...] m [...] y [...] Se [...] l [...] f [...] .

Fixed that for you.

642 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8663 01:17

No you didn't

643 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8664 07:06

I feel like sushi makes up for whatever atrocities or genocides the Japanese might have commited. Come on. Toro nigiri for a few million fucking CHINESE people?

644 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8664 12:22

Have you ever heard the fable of Heungbu and Nolbu? I thought not. It's not a story the Goryeo would tell you. It's a Joseon legend.

645 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8664 23:11

I like that the wikipedia page lists "debt collectors" as one of "various elements of destruction".

646 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8666 01:41


647 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8666 19:54

["Dat is soh fuhnneee" in a Vietnamese accent]

648 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8667 03:07

a management sim where you run a brothel in a fantasy RPG setting

call it world of whorecraft

649 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8667 04:39

just like the one-winged dove
sings a song that sounds like she's swinging
two babies, two babies, shed too

650 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8667 07:36

You ever stop and think about how small your teeth are?

651 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8667 12:07

My teeth have been weirdly sharp lately, my tongue has gotten hurt.

652 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8667 19:07

New genre:
Musique logistique - music made with big rigs,18 wheelers, and long haul trucks

653 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8668 00:19

Sorry mate, don't take checks. Whaaaaggh. Just loads of money.

654 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8668 19:29

rise of the phonics

655 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8668 23:28

bocchi theme cuts off end of line on some posts like >>647 that have long punctuation.

656 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8669 09:13

Sorting through my old bookmarks and finding lots of dead links. Okay, so in truth most of them were like shitty-to-alright (think Geocities-tier) Japanese artist/game sites but it's a thing happening to the whole Internet. The Internet Archive hardly begins to give good coverage of this sort of stuff. There's no stopping it. There is not much worth in stopping it, the majority is crap. No different from previous pre-digital generations, really. But it's still a little upsetting? Like, poof, there's no way to share certain things I was looking at as a college freshman except what I and a few strangers in another country I cannot know who they are can barely remember.

657 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8669 09:47

The popularity of OPM has made it difficult to look at Saitama news the same way ever again.

658 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8669 12:19

that jarring transition from Toromi to Black Sabbath after pressing shuffle

659 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8669 12:42

this copipe is dumb and gay and pointless, just like me

660 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8669 16:18

or from the Nichijou ending theme to Death Grips - The Powers That B

661 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8669 17:16

bodyslam all the socialists

662 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8669 17:31

oppai oppai oppai oppai oppai oppai

making me puke

663 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8669 18:48

Let's make the Beethoven face together

664 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8669 20:29

Ooooof now *that's* what I call *DQN QUALITY*
Ooooof now *that's* what I call �奇シ、�ア�ョ縲�ア�オ�。�ャ�ゥ�エ�ケ�

665 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8669 20:30

Ooooof now that's what I call *DQN QUALITY*
Ooooof now that's what I call �奇シ、�ア�ョ縲�ア�オ�。�ャ�ゥ�エ�ケ�

666 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8669 20:41

Am I too old to learn to skateboard

667 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8670 12:46

Continuing the why-am-i-killing-myself-with-nostalgia-for-shit-you-remember-as-being-shit quest, I have wasted ungodly time online today coming up with only scant evidence that one of the most popular Internet game music radio stations and in particular its only talk program ever even existed, never mind the content itself. There are people who were on it and kept the same names. There are some inbound links still up that have managed to never be updated. Knowing that it jumped stations a couple times hasn't helped dredge up more, nor would I want to really contact anyone from it or waste any time listening to the many hours of it because there was no relationship there. Why am I doing this.

tl;dr podcasting killed the podcast star. please send help, my chicken tendies have hit the floor hours ago.

668 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8671 08:30


669 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8671 22:40

Harambe died one year ago today.


670 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8672 03:00

Whenever I see "all rights reserved", I lose some respect for the author. If they were a good person, they'd release their work under at least Attribution-Noncommercial-Sharealike.

671 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8672 04:07

There's very little evidence of one of the more popular MMO videogames on the internet having ever existed, they keep telling us about how information no longer degrades in the digital age, but it seems that things disappear more often from the public eye than they did previously.

672 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8672 07:58

>>671 Haha hey remember POGS? Good times!

673 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8672 08:51

Yeah I also have a life as a non-anonymous poster, and all these people going "boy am I glad I grew up in the 80s none of my teenage shit is online" might not realize that the same is 99% true if you just happened to put it in chats/IMs or on some site that hasn't lasted (in my case, EZBoard forums), and if you never drew the ire of someone who would assiduously document your shit.

BTW, if you have something you were hoping to save and it's on a floppy, there is a significant chance it's not retrievable now. Better go check. Or you can just decide it's not important and toss it, which is probably more realistic.

Like, some people (think the "IFLS teehee I am such a nerd" crowd) still act like the Library of Alexandria burning was some cataclysmic event causing us not to have books of the ancient world (perhaps unaware that it probably happened more than once), but historians assure us that the real problem is that paper decays and nobody had invented the photocopier back then; it takes extreme effort to copy a book by hand, and there wasn't even enough time to copy every work people cared about, much less insignificant works. The Dissolution of the Monasteries was probably worse, honestly.

674 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8672 09:00

Compared to any previous point in history, there is more information available, more readily, and at an increasing rate of production, so statistically that is unsurprising.
Although, the situation is not helped by an increasing percentage of Internet being entrusted to approximately 4 corporations. Back up your shit, people.

675 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8672 10:00

why did 25 rooms not get a wake up call when the system is up and running

676 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8672 14:29

It's worse than that: our information actually degrades much quicker now. DVDs have a ~30-100 year lifespan, hard drives less, etc. We tend not to notice this as much as we probably should because the surrounding devices themselves become outdated quickly and get replaced. Our paper is generally high-quality, but we don't write diaries or letters on it. Newspapers, of course, will disintegrate far quicker than books. I've heard many theorize that we're actually living in what will be a Dark Age of immense proportion, because we do not (generally) carve things into stone or metal currently. You'll still be able to read Roman war memorials decades after your hard drives have given up.

Our hope for long-term information survival is that people keep building new hard drives and backing up old drives onto them. This is analogous to the system of monks copying holy books in that it requires semi-regular human maintenance. The analogy also extends to include copying errors, discarding of “uninteresting” material, and cannibalization of other records when the supply of blank media runs dry for a while.

There are serious long-term archival projects (e.g. M-disc), but adoption isn't high. I hear there's a government employee somewhere out in the midwest whose job it is to burn a new copy of Wikipedia to such a disc every six months, then store it in an old missile silo.

677 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8672 17:07

What gets really fun is when some really important stuff is meant to be mostly buried but gets out somehow. FOIA and declassification procedures are good if a bit slow and prone to bias, but stuff like Nixon's tapes, Soviet committee reports, the DNC leaks... these things are practically black swan events. History almost never gets such a near-complete view of the facts that the people who are supposed to have the facts have.

678 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8672 21:36

I remember a fair few forums I used to use that have since been shuttered, mostly anime sites, and in a way I am glad that those childish things have disappeared, but I think it would be better to still have them to look back and reflect on the fact that you once did not know what you know now.

There is also the problem that storing information is not profitable, take twitch streams for an example, they delete them because it does not make them money to keep them long after the fact, but a large part of understanding an in joke or part of that culture may be something from an old stream that no new person can ever find.

There's this whole bandwaggoning onto SSD that has been happening for some time now, but SSD has a limited number of read/write operations it can ever preform, meaning the information is gone if it ever hits that cap. The deeper issue here with the lack of information for the future is a far more human one, people get bored of things and move on, so something that may have been insurmountably important to the genesis of an item in the eye of the cultural zeitgeist may have been completely forgotten about, abandoned, and erased. You could look at world2ch that lead to the creation of 4chan but whose archive is incomplete and even the people who care passionately about it tried to archive what they remember, or you could look at old movies, the BBC printed over the first runs of most of it's iconic old TV shows because the film was more expensive than how much they valued the content.
As for high quality paper, for certain things people have deemed important we make copies that will last, but for things actually important to the culture of people on the street we use toiletpaper that will degrade. The reason Marvel #1 is so valuable is that it was printed on shitty paper and was uninteresting, but it led to the creation of a media empire. Similarly the fictions that led to the mythos of the wild wild west are lost entirely, they were printed on chipped pulp that degraded within months, much of American culture and even the motives of the third reich were based on these books that are all but completely gone. So how many issues of comic High Action or Megastore or LO or even Jump do you think will survive into the next decade? How many popular doujin artists are there whose early work no longer exists in any form as it was never archived?
Now when it comes to digital it is alleviated a bit by how easy it is to distribute things, although this is illegal so there is probably a fair amount lost to not wanting to be a pirate, but there is still the problem that a lot of media, especially games, changes online. Think about how many updates there have been to League of Legends or Maplestory or even Starcraft, each of these versions may be wildly different from the ones before or after and it is unlikely that anyone has a record of all of them, and that's only works that you could ever obtain something like a browser based game would require a dedicated person to reverse engineer it every update which are not necessarily ever document. Phone apps are much the same but even harder to distribute or maintain and given how easy it is to get people to use an app many influential versions of content are completely lost within months.
A dark age in history doesn't even begin to describe it, it would be as if all the knowledge about the culture was lost then too, if we never found pots or swords from the romans and only knew they existed because of their bones, vast sects of our culture will never be remembered simply because our media degrades and the only people who thought to preserve it were the internet archive and their woefully inadequate system.

679 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8672 22:18

I'm still not sure if I got rejected or not.

680 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8673 07:48

7 Ghoulies You Should Be Watching Out For (But Aren't)

681 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8673 20:42

Ok I don't think I got rejected but I also think she didn't really get the hint either.

682 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8674 00:30

>>681 Get your hair cut the same way and wear the same clothes as her, she'll take the hint (*^3^)

683 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8674 02:29

Hey it's me, Lucas Gansito

684 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8674 09:36

If the plot of Pretty Face is anything to go by, >>681 will just get twin-zoned.

685 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8674 12:23

>>684 Didn't the characters then come to realise that twin-zone is the win-zone?

686 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8674 14:07

>>685 maybe by timeout, because the way it ended the guy is clearly never gonna score.

687 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8674 17:31

Donald Trump smugly sipping a cup of covfefe.

688 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8674 19:32

That's per-sector. Information isn't gone, it's just moved into a pool of spare space (around 10% total capacity in size) when write errors start happening. SMART also warns you that you should be getting a new drive soon. It's not really a bandwagon as much as the current technology for storage with the same longevity as spinning rust.

Anyway, I like the ephemeral nature of impermanent data, as it is on the internet. (So does every Snapchat user.) It feels more "in the now" and personal, and gives you freedom to let fingers spew as mine are now. Most information ever created has been lost to time, and we're okay with that. Plus, nobody in a decade or two will have time to care about whatever trash people wrote on phpBB in 1998 or Kareha in 2017, because the same amount of data will have been produced in the previous year as all years prior.

Sage because I want to bump the cute girls thread instead

689 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8675 18:22

Boom Boom vs Bang Bang

690 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8675 18:48

back off kiddo, i'll shove my whole hand up your ass and squeeze your prostate like a stress ball

691 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8675 21:43

can't believe it

692 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8675 22:12

Shimakaze Crossdresser Torpedoed.

693 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8675 22:38

Frank Torpedoed???

694 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8676 22:46

Time to limit my orange colored food intake

695 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8677 01:37

Out of pure boredom I started browsing reddit the past month but MAN it sucks. I hate it so much. There's no good places left on the internet. (Except you DQN, never change)

696 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8677 02:47

>>692 I want to torpedo a Shimakaze crossdresser

(in the ass)

697 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8677 09:53

Repeatedly torpedo his stern until he spills his cargo.

698 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8677 13:11

Which subreddits are you browsing?

699 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8677 18:27

700 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8677 18:43

Watching a video where F. A. Hayek says: "... all we can do is by some sly roundabout way introduce something that they can't stop." but his quiet, accented enunciation and YouTube's automated captioning makes me hear it as "all we can do is play some Slayer because we need to do something sick and stop."

701 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8678 16:20

Rory Mercury with Sailor Mercury costume and Sailor Mercury with Rory Mercury costume.

702 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8678 17:13

Google is the Kraft foods of the tech world

703 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8678 18:06


704 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8679 01:14

Milder~ Jalapeno

705 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8679 01:36

We're gonna play, Sleeve

706 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8679 08:21

finally able to put some logic to it in my head

so in Japanese every noun is a mass noun until quantified with a counter word
In English:
Take "water", youu can't quantify it with just a numeral by itself, a counter word [liter,bucket,crapton] is needed to turn it from a mass noun into a count noun, except in some special cases like ordering a drink(we'll take two waters, please) where the counter word is still implied but not directly stated. Grammatically you could have an arbitrary number of craptons of water even if most people wouldn't phrase it like that.

ヤギ - a goat, the goat, some goats, goats in general
ヤギ一匹 - one item of goat

707 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8679 08:27

also according to google the phrase "arbitrary number of craptons" has not been written on the internet until now

708 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8679 12:08

We push the boundaries of language here

709 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8679 12:40

>>707 Your friendly milk definitely countermanded my trousers there! Nicely done!

710 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8680 07:35

I can't believe I got psyopsed by the girl at the Wendy's drive thru a second time.

711 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8680 12:14

tfw reading a reddit thread about the most fucked up things parents have done as punishment and remembering like 20% of them have in fact happened to you

712 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8681 01:01

I might be a loser, but at least I'm a loser with hopes and aspirations!

713 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8681 01:02


714 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8681 01:03

Boopbooboodoopoo doopudoopudoodoo

715 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8681 03:16

exploding candlelight.
exploding candlelight.

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8681 12:51

space grindpop

717 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8681 13:44

flashback to when I was drinking with some friends in college, and somebody suggested playing 'never have I ever.'
Ditzy girl: Ooh, ooh, you know, in my acapella group we decided 'never have I ever' is too negative so we play 'never have I always. We should play that.'
Me: Wait, so you've never...always done something? That applies to most things.
Ditzy girl: Nooo!!! I guess it should just be called "I have always."
Me: Ah, I see. Like "I have always loved pizza."?
Ditzy girl: Uh... actually just more like you say something you have done before...
Me: Oh, I see. Shouldn't it just be called "I have" then?
Ditzy girl: Oh my god you're right! Let's play "I have!!"

718 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8681 15:39

Never have I ever played "I have".

719 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8681 19:20

I have... never played Never have I ever.

720 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8682 08:44

have i ever this is really confusing

721 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8683 04:10

What really irks me about reddit is that they actively discourage original content. You can get banned if over 10% of your posts are your own stuff. Shouldn't it be the other way around?

So what ends up getting upvoted is usually a repost of a repost of a suboptimal copy of somebody else's content, often without giving them credit, like a shitty gif of an uncredited youtube video.

722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8683 15:06

The whole point is that it's an aggregator. You're supposed to find the best parts of the internet and bring them to reddit for free.

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8683 21:04

But aggregation is only a part of it, though. It's a discussion site with topical communities, interests, fetishes, whatever. Take some game for example, shouldn't be topics "look at this piece of shit I have created" be fine or are you supposed to snoop around top viewed youtube/popular streams and make gifs of that gameplay? It's just as stupid as those imgur "dumps" of regurgitated unfunny memes that somehow are always upvoted to the front page. Who does that?!

724 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8683 23:06

I finally mustered the willpower to stay the hell away from that site for any purpose except bandwidth leeching when I realized just how many of its users have to be latent/closet scat fetishists for certain content to be reaching the front page on a regular basis.

725 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8684 00:12

I only open it when I'm looking for tips and tricks for some game and google links something relevant.

726 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8684 00:45

I realize now I wasn't necessarily clear that I was talking about imgur.

Reddit is a different situation and your use of it is pretty much exactly like how I came by my more esoteric gaming knowledge in times past.

As to why longer-form (but, alas, not longer-ongoing) discussions have centralized there, I think there is an economics of effort sort of thing in play, where forum starters could take more effort to host and maintain one on their own dime, and posters could take more effort to sign up for yet another account and get a feel for "community" first, and lurkers could take more effort to read the less popularly selected posts, but it is expedient in each case to just have someone else do that shit.

I do get that it may have been intended as a half-serious "hot pockets" kind of joke, but >>722 is correct as to what the site is "supposed" to be. The masses, however, much prefer to use it in convenient ways, and they clash with the admins all the damn time over such issues (proCSS, AMAgeddon, votes used as popularity ratings and not "this did/didn't contribute").

727 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8684 06:08

I'd be a lot more comfortable without all this hair

728 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8684 06:10

I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a belly full of speed

729 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8684 17:46

Nvidia Geoforce

730 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8685 03:27


731 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8685 07:33

I could really go for some Q3A right now.

732 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8685 16:34

Hey burdi

733 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8685 22:50

I cannot fap in this cold.

734 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8685 23:52

By 2030, marijuana will have joined hamburgers and guns as a thing stereotypically associated with the United States.

735 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8686 00:39

Hopefully I'm dead by then.

736 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8686 01:41

I hope so too

737 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8686 01:42

( ・-・) I mean to say, I also hope you're dead by then.

738 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8686 02:55

rebuild of batman: you can (not) bring friends

739 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8686 07:28

I like hentai also I have a spanking fetish

740 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8686 11:54

I should update my Windows. It's been 3 years since the last time.

741 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8686 12:49

>>734 ???

742 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8686 17:05

Stoner culture is already heavily associated with the US so we might as well die already.

743 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8686 19:54

It's as if a thousand botnets cried out at once and were suddenly silenced.

Seriously, update it yesterday

744 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8686 22:54

Working on it.

745 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8687 01:25

Uh, it's pretty much already is. It's either SICK DUTCH FUCKS or Americans.

746 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8687 17:04

When I think of the ganja, I do not think of the USA

747 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8687 18:38

Stinkin' donkey!

748 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8688 16:57

Super Mario: The Minish Cap

749 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8690 07:51

I lost tupac.html please help me

750 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8691 02:55

Ain't no hoe inside my DNA.

751 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8691 03:59

Weenie peepee

752 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8691 10:55

Bra/Bikini design based upon 👓

753 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8691 17:28

You're the gay faggot of Andrew Daly

754 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8691 21:12

I can't think of a way to finish the phrase "Single munch ______"

755 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8692 09:45

>>754 A single-munch Sally is a girl who comes quickly and easily in your mouth. Comparable to a two-stroke Terry

756 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8692 13:44

The only thing I know for real THERE WILL BE BLOOD

757 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8692 18:59

why was my volume so loud

758 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8693 20:53

indeded for te monae

759 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8693 22:09

knowing things are only going to get worse

760 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8694 07:32

fulfilling a self-fulfilling prophecy

761 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8694 20:11


762 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8694 23:33

I was on the fence about it but now I'm fairly sure the future is doomed.

763 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8695 00:43

Spike Lee's not a good movie

764 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8696 01:39

Is Spike Lee a movie?

765 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8696 11:59


766 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8696 12:16

Gave me a painful flashback to college when I awkwardly tried to make a joke like "something something black people, it's like a Spike Jonze movie" and as soon as I said it I regretted it because it came across as racist and I realized I had mixed up Spike Jonze with Spike Lee. (Although I couldn't remember Spike Lee's name at the time.) The people I was talking to just gave me a confused and disappointed look like "I have no idea what you're talking about but that sounds vaguely racist." Embarrassing moments really burn themselves into your brain.

767 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8696 14:22

Are embarrassing moments etched permanently on your mind a useful tool for emotional self-flagellation?

768 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8696 17:52

>>767 No, but personally it's a reason for physical self-flagellation. "Why did I do that thing 15 years ago, I'd better go home and headbutt lightbulbs"

769 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8696 19:10

Spike Lee's Do the Right Thing and Start a Race Riot

770 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8696 19:12

It fires off the flight-or-fight response, which is very strong, but it's socially impossible to do any fighting or flying when embarrassed, so the emotional response just has to simmer there until it dies down. I'd guess humans are not quite well-equipped to deal with it.

(Waiting for the "Speak for yourself, not everyone gets embarrassed so easily!" guy, but I have to say I don't really get embarrassed either, but I do have basic empathy).

771 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8696 20:55

I've started fucking about with pico-8 and have given myself until Monday morning to make a giftable game with it

772 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8697 04:09

Good job dude. The pico-8 is closed source but I have found myself liking what people make with it.

773 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8697 12:36

Vipper - you'll coward dont even smoke quality

774 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8697 17:51

I'm a closet FOSStard but the whole thing looked So Frickin' Easy and I'm unaware of any libre equivalent. Obviously after seeing the cartridge format is plain text, ideas of an open source implementation started whirling around my head. Perhaps a compiler to NES is possible.
Windows support is a plus too, as I managed to get a good chunk of work on it over lunch time!

775 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8697 22:43

Elaine Benis

776 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8699 01:31

Got the gamepad working. Easier than I thought it'd be.

777 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8699 03:12

It's called the Naked Killer, not the Gay Kid Killer

778 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8700 12:49

Xorg should have died with flash video.
Thank god wayland isn't really taking off since it's significantly worse.

779 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8700 14:42

I feel like this year has been unbearably long.

780 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8700 16:46

Kill all Xorg!

781 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8700 19:47

Hold on baby it's the DQN

782 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8701 02:19

hold my beard

783 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8701 02:58

What goes through the mind of someone who does all their homework assignments on upside-down paper? Are they being rebellious? Are they from a foreign land, unaccustomed to our paper? Do they know something the rest of us don't?

784 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8701 07:47

What is upside-down paper?

785 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8701 08:15

it's like regular paper but wrong side up

786 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8701 10:09

my friend EBIN :----DDDDDD was a nazi

787 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8701 15:27

There's a big blank space at the top of the paper for your name and the title, if you put it at the bottom you summon oni.

788 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8702 05:15

wondering how the pizza delivery guy got here in 1 minute 30 seconds when the store is 8 miles away
then I hear from his car stereo

789 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8702 05:26

that would be a pretty cool story if it actually happened, i wish fun and interesting things happened to me but instead my life is poo

790 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8702 08:46

I spent a while avoiding the dark souls series due to their meme status as "the hardest games ever" but after accidentally trying the spin-off bloodborne and loving the eldritch influences I'm thinking of playing through all of the games

791 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8702 09:32

i think the reason i miss high school even though it was objectively shit is that back then i actually had a couple irl friends that i could sit with at lunch and talk about faggot nerd shit like anime and star trek and video games and not have to pretend i care about hearing about this guys fucking anecdotes about how much he loves his dog for the 1000000000th time, i just want to live with real people and not potatoes

792 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8702 12:06

Tsuki no shita de with the loli!

793 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8702 12:35

yeah sex can be good with the right person but it’s usually not worth all the bullshit that goes on around it… returning from the ocean to the river of your birth, darkening in color, migrating hundreds of miles upstream past dams and waterfalls, dying, returning your exhausted body’s nutrients to the river so your young grow healthy and strong

794 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8702 16:18

This thread has adopted the brainfeel of the BEYOND DQN thread

795 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8702 16:45

what is the real reality though?

796 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8702 16:48

I always have ideas for new threads but I don't wanna rock the boat.

797 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8702 16:56

good grief.

798 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8702 18:31

yare yare

799 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8702 18:50

I think I did a couple of creative ones a couple of years ago. Might have been PREVIOUS POSTER or a NEXT POSTER or a CYOA or carry-on-the-story or some such. It puckered my butthole, but went okay, and I feel like recently we need to liven things up. Go for it.

800 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8703 02:37

"I am not Spock" is, ironically, a rhetorically sound Spock-like statement. Star Trek has always been a bit iffy on what Vulcans consider to be "logic", but even someone with no initiation in philosophy could easily understand that within limited contexts, especially with incomplete definitions of things, something can both be and and not be itself.

801 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8703 08:33

Make one! Make one!

802 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8703 08:33

Scum With Boundaries is a good album

803 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8703 12:54


804 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8703 18:03

Thinking in two different places at the same time!

805 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8703 19:16

Cute girl with cat costume lovingly biting my hand.

806 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8704 00:03

In about a week I'm gonna be able to sing the "Do you like my car?" part of "Gas Gas Gas" and mean it

807 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8704 04:40

Time behaves sort of weird when you are shitfaced

808 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8704 04:41

Also that whole biting shit is hot as all hell when you do it with a real 3d girl, sorry folks.

809 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8704 06:30

I actually posted a CTRL+V here by mistake. Sorry.

810 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8704 14:42

Sure feels weird reading those necrobumped threads from the beginning.

811 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8704 16:12

That's why I do it.

812 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8704 18:16

Huh, I guess that would explain it.

813 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8705 03:50

I'm nekoing this thread

814 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8705 09:32

If you're gonna make me create an account just to read an article, I'm not gonna use your website. At all. Fuck you. Eat my dick.

815 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8705 10:13

>>811 Thanks! A sense of novelty and refreshment filled the Elitists Superstructure of DQN!

816 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8706 16:33

what happened to the Control Tower [grinding noises] thread

Can someone necrobump that

817 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8706 18:31

The story ended, but I don't know what happened to part 2

818 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8706 20:26

Fucking shitly-typed languages, if I wanted to manually check the entire codebase for consistency every time I changed something, I'd have passed the --ultra-masochist option TYVM

819 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8707 09:07

I'm the one who was running it, and I'm still around! It went into indefinite hiatus due to health problems, then I could never really commit to continuing it as I've been neck deep in academia ever since. It is a shame to leave it unfinished, and in theory I'd like to give it the ending it deserves, but the outlook isn't terribly positive. Who knows, though? Miracles do happen.

For the record, if anyone else wants to take over as GM, or to run a sequel or spiritual successor or something like that, you have my full blessing. Also, I don't know if it would be of interest to you, or anyone else here, but I have since managed to publish one or two non-silly short stories in a local literary magazine. I might even post one if you ask very nicely...

820 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8709 14:47

Hungry what do I eat

821 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8709 15:47

How nicely is very nicely?

822 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8709 17:34

Got sounds in. Lot easier than I thought it'd be. Makes worlds of difference too.

823 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8709 22:44

Apparently, if Siri is set to mexican spanish, it'll sometimes answer what time is it with "it's time to d-d-d-d-duel". Fancy that.

824 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8711 14:42

Your whole ride is set on automatic dial.

825 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8711 18:34

Whenever I have sex with a girl, in the morning I like to say "Ahh, thanks for taking my virginity! ❤︎" The mortified look on their face always tickles me.

826 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8711 19:05

So, just the once

827 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8711 20:27

>>826 I'm quite handy with the ladies, I bet.

828 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8712 19:14

Your hands do not count as ladies

829 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8712 22:16

Even if I draw breasts on them?

830 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8713 04:15

D&D to the tune of AC/DC's -TNT

831 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8713 15:53

It may sound funny but did you consider that it's practically an admission of being really lousy at sex? If they look mortified even worse??

832 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8713 20:02

You have to do a Punch and Judy sketch for that to count.

833 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8713 23:38

>>831 The one and only time it was lousy, I didn't say it that time.

834 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8714 03:44

Got looping sounds working right. That's the last of the little things on the checklist.

835 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8714 05:11

glooping sounds

836 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8714 10:27

Pokemon world according to multiplayer: a bunch of teenagers running around with a full party of legendaries that created space-time and all that...

837 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8716 03:03

Saw Ghost in the Shell finally. Had a good time, but I feel like I've been staring into a cyberpunk aquarium for half a day.

838 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8716 06:32

DQN Enterprise Solutions

839 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8716 06:35

If it cannot be helped then it is okay to let her go. The important thing is that you tried your best.

840 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8716 23:59

I pooped like 7 times today.

841 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8717 06:01

When assessing the suitability of a new job, the first thing to look out for is how many meetings they have each day.

842 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8717 17:12

I'm not good at this social networking thing

843 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8717 17:43

Desiccated corn husks are not snacks, dude.

844 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8717 19:38

Try telling that to my guinea pigs

845 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8718 01:06

I wish there was more food around here. An apple a day...

846 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8718 02:34

Modafinil is amazing!

847 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8718 02:50

I wonder what the first THREAD in the new age is going to be...

848 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8720 14:32

Spi-Der man, the superhero who is just a spine and a dermis

849 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8720 22:03

I'm pretty sure I won't be able to make this joke anywhere else but I hope George Romero's reanimated corpse doesn't wander the Earth looking for flesh and instead rests in piece.

850 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8721 00:06

The new Dr. Who can make sammiches for all the powerful men of history.

851 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8721 16:07


852 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8721 19:58

Pseudo-Pacman, see you.

853 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8721 20:35

I always mentally pronounced Renai Boukun as Ren Aibou-kun.

854 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8722 15:50

po pi po pi po po pi po

855 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8722 20:08

Americans love Dr Who not realising how it always manages to look so low-budget. It's a BBC show is how

856 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8722 22:39

>>854 good song.

857 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8724 19:38

/code/ suddenly had more than one post since last I looked. There's life left in it yet!

858 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8724 19:48

Yennefer is the hottest.

859 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8725 22:13

After conducting years of non-interfering observation, I have begun to notice that I've seen many self-proclaimed feminists act like dicks, but never seen an anti-feminist not act like a dick.

860 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8726 10:45

y'all mind if I...use html

861 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8726 12:40

A reminder that Getty Images and Alamy are composed of parasites and leeches on society who deserve to be packed into a rocket and shot into the sun

862 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8726 13:14

Im looking for a programming language, it cant be sukuriputsu (thats japanese for scripting) or any interpreted language. It has to be of 2 or more puratuforumu (thats japanese for 2 platforms) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 megs. And you have to post pastebins of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching text editor (WITH syntax file). OH! and it CANNOT have any first order closures, or be made out of Lisp. It has to be made of x86, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a programming language similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 puratuforumu, and i dont want my Rinukusu (Linux) to touch my other things (it can get corrupted and i would not like that, plus 2 puratuforumu looks more kawaii)

863 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8726 13:18

damn the internet is feeling dead today

864 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8727 17:49

tell my wife's son i love him very much
he knoooooooooooows

865 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8728 01:09

>>862 wwwww

866 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8728 02:19

What's a Bäco and why do I want it over a Bäcorrito?

867 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8728 10:42

Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door, the copypasta club's two threads down.

868 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8729 08:46

I wonder where squeeks is now

869 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8729 09:14

It was years ago, I was just walking along, minding my business while on my way home from work. Suddenly, a dark, nondescript van with "free beer" scrawled on the side slowly creeps up from behind me. The window rolls down and staring at me is a young blue-haired girl with pigtails, maybe about 9 years old, eyeing me up suspiciously. She calls out in a slightly hushed voice:

-"Hey... Hey buddy. You want some classic rock cd's? I've got a ton in the back."

I was told never to speak to little girls I didn't know, but the offer was so enticing I foolishly replied

"R-really? D-do you have The Beatles? O-or maybe Bob Seger?"

She chuckled darkly, "Oh yeah, I've got everything. The Who, Floyd, Tom Petty, you name it. But you'll have to hop in the back here if you want me to give them to you."

I knew I should have ran, but part of me was too scared of what she might do if I said no, as I walked to the back I could swear I saw her licking her lips out of the corner of my eye.

As I reached for the handle the doors suddenly flung open and about five lolis reached out and grabbed me.

I screamed as loud as I could, but one of them gagged me with her panties and they pulled me in with their mighty loli strength.

They pinned me down, as I struggled I heard one of them say "Sit on the bitch's face, Sanae. Shut him the fuck up".

Suddenly my vision was then completely obscured and my screams muffled by pink softness, with what looked like a cartoon bear's face on the back.

As tears rolled down my cheeks they laughed at my pointless struggle. It was at that point I realized there really was no rock.

870 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8729 18:37

Jerking off punks for $15 a man under the Queensboro Bridge

871 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8729 19:42

So I saw this muzzie kid in our fine upscale suburb. Small cranium, big buck teeth, mouth breathing, starter beard and vacant expression.

Clearly, his mom was a goat.

872 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8730 03:27

If you don't have a sewing kit, a stapler will do the job.

873 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8730 07:55

I always wear my shoes right to the bone, I won't buy a new pair till my socks are right in the puddles. One time I tried to fix the sole back on a pair I had with staples and safety pins, but it just meant walking around for a while with falling-apart shoes with twisted metal spikes all around the outside

874 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8732 07:16

Welcome to pepperoni dick school, ladies.

875 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8732 18:11

cute and FAT!

876 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8732 19:46

It all came through. Thank God.

877 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8733 00:30

Deathh metal is pretty good

878 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8733 03:27

Frankly, what two consenting adults do outside the privacy of their own home is not something I'm gonna wander out to look at.

879 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8733 22:12

And if you don't have a stapler, a Hispanic immigrant will do the job.

880 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8734 08:12

I know what this is!!!!

881 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8735 16:28

That perectly describes cosplayer LUU

883 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8736 08:06

>>880 Took you long enough!!!!

884 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8736 09:59


885 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8737 08:08

no way, how did it get this late?

886 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8738 20:44

Cinque Benis

887 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8739 02:13

>>886 now I'm pretty sure I know you, that was my display name on Steam for a few months but people kept asking me to explain the joke so I changed it

888 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8739 03:03

I've never seen anyone on Steam with that name. I just thought of that post on the toilet today.

889 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8739 04:11

I don't get it.

890 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8739 04:40

This new internet browser is great! goddamn I'm such a nerd.

891 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8739 11:12

the more time passes the more I forget all the annoying things about my ex and the more I miss her

892 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8739 12:26

>>891 It's a common tale but true

893 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8739 14:42

here's hoping my ex forgets all the annoying things about me lol

894 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8739 16:46


For stupid "I wish it were for nerd cred but no it is just stupid" reasons, I am using 'w3m' at the moment. The AA works, but the CAPTCHA is a bitch and a half.

895 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8739 19:38

Damn, you're right. The banner gif works though (albeit not animated). I'm guessing it's due to a lack of JS.

896 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8739 23:19

I've done that with charon recently by emulating the whole Inferno subsystem, most of DQN works except the emergency mittens and CSS.

897 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8739 23:57

It's possible to browse DQN via elinks, which has no image support. The SJIS doesn't work unless you have your terminal set up for proportional-width font, changing CSS doesn't work (the default renders fine, however), the only really hard part is CAPTCHA. When I have to post that way, I have to download the image and view it in something like aview. I have to zoom in pretty far to fully get each letter.

898 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8740 05:18

>This boy was used as a human shield and survived

That's not remarkable at all. In fact, that's to be expected of a human shield. People don't use human shields as actual shields to block bullets. They use them to not get shot at in the first place.

899 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8741 16:37

there is no higher archy here, this one's been the highest for a while now

900 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8742 16:59

it just seems like everything grows colder with each passing day, I don't think >>891 is applicable always.

901 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8742 17:00

i didn't mean to sage, i always want to BUMP

902 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8742 17:00


903 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8742 21:56

What is that? Bitumen?

904 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8742 22:30

macOS is doing weird shit to my PID 0 what the fuck do i do
also getting rid of the shitty mbp is no solution please provide further assistance.

905 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8743 04:41

cute little bitchy blonde girl leaning on my arm

906 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8743 14:49

...why did I go to imageboard again...

907 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8743 18:01

It's the external monitor goddamn macs suck ass.

908 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8743 20:24

I'm a freelance artist and I'd never waste money on a Mac. Fuck 'em.

909 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8743 21:41

TPA doesn't mean Toilet Paper Avengers? Damn.

910 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8744 01:24

>>905 forgot to mention: busty

911 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8744 03:20

You wanted to get a new load of that sweet trap ass?

912 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8744 08:43

going to have fun in a week
will it be worth the trouble though?
i don't know what i'll do with my life once the trip is over
very scary thoughts

913 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8744 15:47

holy shit google disconnect speeds up webpage loading

914 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8744 19:12

Hey Luigi, touch my porcine body! Jump in my pig-pouch!

915 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8745 07:41

I want to force a cute chick into an unremoveable suit of armour and grope molest at the cold, hard steel plate where she can't feel anything

916 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8745 08:00

I haven't been here in a while

917 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8745 08:56

I think autists (in its original definition) should be executed. I just feel like I'm just constantly throwing words at them until they get it, Jesus Christ.

918 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8745 09:16

There is fun in making people mad.

919 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8745 11:31

>>917 Who invited this plum?

920 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8745 21:28

I act like the shit when I get here

921 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8746 01:55

I shit here

922 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8746 02:38

I don't care about super hero shit. Don't ask me about that.

923 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8746 05:06

I just sneezed the means of production

924 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8746 14:53

Well paid and tied to a rack.

925 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8746 18:41

Why do that when you can just order her to jump into a dumpster while you clear the area?

926 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8747 08:12

If I dated and married a supermodel with huge tits, I would honestly not know what to do with myself.

927 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8747 14:56

Oh, there's two Part 24s of this thread.

928 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8747 14:59

I sure am glad that I don't have to look at ugly haircut man ever again.

929 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8748 00:14

Does anybody else who remembered Dokyun from it's golden era ever occasionally come back here to total disappointment? Surely it's not just me? R.I.P.

930 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-8748 02:30

Yes and no...I don't think there was ever a really definitive golden era. It's more like a long history punctuated by high and low points. And I'm sure people would disagree on what were the best/worst threads.

Highlights for me off the top of my head are the original grandpa threads, the DQN rules thread, All Alone For Christmas (as usual), Pax Tsukuru, Title, September 5000 celebration, the THREAD, DQN Sandwich, Daddy Cool kidnapping incident, all the Yoshinoya Rant Parodies, the question thread, DQN short novel, that murder mystery thread with the Ministers, the demanding thread, the grinding noises/control tower story, the choose your own adventure thread.

Note that these are all spread out chronologically, and have always surrounded by plenty of shitposts, so it's hard to pin down a golden era. Maybe if somebody charted out all the best threads to make a definitive timeline of DQN, we could figure out when DQN was at its best. But dwelling too much on past nostalgia is sad, better to look to the future and post more new content.

DQN has definitely changed a lot in the past decade. Probably because we're all getting older, and a lot of older posters have left and new ones have trickled in. But DQN still manages to deliver QUALITY now and then, like the recent PUNCTUAL GOMEZ or . Even these "contentless" threads still have some QUALITY moments now and then.

I still have hope for DQN and look forward to seeing what new stupid shit we can come up with in the future. If you miss the "golden age" then you should make more threads/posts like the ones you miss!

931 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8748 02:32

Oops, meant to say "PUNCTUAL GOMEZ or [some other recent thing]" but I couldn't think of anything immediately. I swear there's still good stuff on DQN now and then though.

932 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8748 03:10

I've different always seen it as different eras depending on the prevalence of thread types on the main page. There was the "ITT we are" era, character thread era, "previous poster is" era, CYOA era, etc. All throughout there was peppering of interesting long lived threads like the novel thread and the nomics thread which were like nuggets of gold.

We're kind of in the "Post things from other places" era now with the most active threads being composed of:

  1. CTRL-V
  2. Beyond DQN
  3. Youtube links
  4. Last Google Search
  5. Scavenger hunt
  6. Wikipedia thread
  7. Torrent sharing

933 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8748 08:52

Magyar Magyar Magyar

934 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8748 09:03

I miss more original content character thread stories, but I don't mind the "posting things from other places" threads. However, what was good about those was the content was *DQN QUALITY*; for instance, it felt like the wikipedia thread and the youtube thread, each post was a fragment of a property of what DQN "meant"... windows into esoteric interests related to that common thread that ties us to this board, whatever that is. Today it more often just feels like more "internet-random-lol" content I'd expect to see at SAoVQ. The Beyond DQN one is interesting when it's strange quotes from obscure dead message boards, but it's very boring when used as a soapbox to relay petty meatspace political opinions.

Am I wrong in guessing this is old users leaving and new users arriving with less awareness of their new surroundings? It reminds me of a September but I can't remember which one

>>932 The scavenger hunt thread has had 2 posts in 1100 days, I don't call that active!

Yoshinoya variations are my favourite I think. Maybe I'll get it tattooed, what do you think >>934?

935 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8748 09:05

>>934 You'll probably regret it, and you'll taint your sumptuous youthful flesh, but it's your body, do what you want

936 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8748 09:05

Grinding noises is still my favorite.

937 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8748 10:52

>>934 we've had this discussion before, right about now is when the one guy who keeps posting that shit in the comments thread comes in and accuses everyone who misses the days when the comments thread was a fount of unique esotericism and not just stuff your grandpa posted in a daily mail comments section of being "triggered libtards" or whatever.

938 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8748 10:57

I never expected to hear my mother say the words "dank meme stash," but here we are.

939 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8748 11:13

It feels weird to me that grinding noises was long enough ago to wax nostalgic about, but it's been 1,886 days since the OP of the first thread. 579 days since the final update. You'd think October would have arrived by now.

940 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8748 13:05

While we're being uncharacteristically meta, might I just say it's been a pleasure to speak with you all this past 10-13 years (I don't quite remember how long I've been here), however many or few you are, and however long you have been here. Except that one guy or recent year(s) who has to inject "anti-liberal" political views into everything.

941 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8748 17:24

Yeah I'm tossing and turning. Tossing salads and turning into a girl.

942 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8748 17:58


943 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8750 17:04

You clean it up

944 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8750 17:40

fuck it

945 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8750 18:15

Finished my day's work in two hours. Now I have to find some way to look busy for the rest of the day.

946 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8750 19:54

Every once in a while I'll browse the other boards and wonder where all these people who aren't really part of the DQN/VIP/textboard internet culture come from then post about it here.

947 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8750 21:01

Can I wear a motorcycle jacket if I'm not a motorcycle?

948 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8750 21:03

/tv/ is baffling to me. Why Tom Hiddleston? Why here? Was there a group of TH fans that migrated to 4-ch, or was there a pre-existing /tv/ community that happened to become obsessed with him?

949 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8750 23:54

People asking relationship advice is the thing that confuses me most. Who goes to a mostly-dead board to ask these things to a base of 4 or 5 people? Is it people fucking around?

950 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8751 00:39

That can't have been the handful of tumblr users that came here last year, can it?

951 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8751 00:42

No, those threads go all the way back to 2013

952 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8751 04:29

It'll be alri

953 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8751 13:28

I don't know why they exist but I'm glad they do

954 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8751 17:57

You got the second one wrong

955 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8751 19:58

Should have put it lower down

956 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8751 20:29

Sometimes I fantasize about stretching your arms out and running around in a public space like some lunatic...

957 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8752 01:25

yeah, an exercise buddy to help me with my streches would be pretty nice

958 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8752 05:30

Thank you for reminding me to update DQN-kun's Advice Column (only 2 years late)

959 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8752 19:03

Currently writing a type-safe Lua generator for pico-8 games. Even for a small API, there's a lot of fairly tedious work to do!

960 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8752 22:53

i love only text and image baords!

961 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8753 03:07

GO AWAY BEARS ! ⁽⁽◝(´•௰• )◜⁾⁾ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

962 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8753 11:43

Somebody posted a copypasta-ish thing about Zootopia here a while back, and I recently watched Zootopia for the first time on an airplane and want to re-read the copypasta....anybody have it?

963 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8753 12:25

Please try to remember that most people who watched Zootopia appreciated it for its nuance and artistry and not because of wiener reasons.

964 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8753 13:40

Zootopia was kind of dumb, even from a leftist pov.

965 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8753 17:49

-No, brother! They're expecting one of us in the wreckage?
-Did we start the fire?
-We didn't start the fire/It was always burning/Since the world's been turning

966 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8753 19:14

"wiener reasons"


967 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8753 23:43

How mukbang works in North Korea

968 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8754 12:32

But the villain was Hillary.

969 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8756 06:10

I don't want to eat this extravagant meal anymore. I just want an In N Out burger.

970 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8756 14:51

That's it, I'm making a 2000 word essay about how much Zootopia sucks that also touches on the theory that previous to the events of zootopia, the systematic extermination of all human beings had to take place beforehand.

971 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8756 18:30

>>970 Hurry up then! People should just do things instead of saying things they're going to do

972 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8756 20:13

500,000 of my closest friends are here. Introduce yourself!

973 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8756 23:03


974 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 05:31

That reminds me, I so desperately want there to be a hidden dark side to Kemono Friends but realistically I don't think that's ever gonna happen.

975 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 08:38

isn't a little dark already? though I suppose it could've been much worse.

976 Name: sage : 1993-09-8757 10:02

I hope the new friends game is good when it comes out.I'd like to see how the lore pans out.

977 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 12:28

I suppose it is a little dark how Friends lose their memory when eaten (absorbed?) by Ceruleans. I almost cried with Serval when she struggled with her lost memories of Mirai. But at least it seems they never really die, just reincarnate, so not that dark. Definitely less dark than the real animal world where animals eat each other and stay dead.

I had been hoping that Japari Park was really in a post-apocalyptic world where Kaban was the only remaining human, but it seems pretty likely now that humans are still around, they just had to evacuate the island because of the Ceruleans.

978 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 12:59

If you haven't already, try the fanmade episode 12.99. Really feels like another normal episode.

979 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 14:18

>>977 I think when they get eaten they're converted back into whatever animal they were before. I don't think they actually lose their memories, but their animal brains can't handle complex memories involving things like speech and written language. Whatever doesn't fit back in their animal brain just gets kind of shaved off. So when Kaban got eaten she didn't lose her memories because she changed from a human Friend to a regular human, she didn't have to shave anything off because her brain didn't get downgraded. And when Serval saw Mirai she knew her voice, which animals are good at remembering (think of your dog coming when you and only you call for it) but nothing else about her. Serval probably got eaten in the initial Cerulean outbreak and turned back into a normal serval, but then was turned back into a Friend for a second time.

980 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 15:25

Raid ant & roach killer just shuts those fuckers down like throwing a switch.

981 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 17:59

I wonder if paizuri is different with a Keijo champion.

982 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8758 06:33

Celebrating 20 years of Princess Diana being dead

983 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8758 09:06

You mean 7297 days, right?

984 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8758 14:26

I'm not sure how different it would be. After all, breasts contain no muscles, so it's not like her titties would be directly "stronger". Although, I suppose that Keijo would accustom the athlete to making motions which have the main intention of moving her breasts. So, I suppose that playing Keijo could make one better at paizuri. But what if her strategy revolved more around her butt.

985 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8758 14:28

Buzzwords that moralshits use to shame, delegitimize and restrict your sexuality:








986 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8758 15:44

Anal sex might be an option with a Keijo champion. I suppose it could be hotter by clenching her cheeks around your dick.

987 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8758 16:12

The new Android emoji look like shit. I like my lumps.

988 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8758 16:39

diarrhea poo emoji

989 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8758 18:02

my git repo got fucked up because the battery cut out just as i was doing a git pull because i put the wrong plug in the wall by mistake

it was a full 5 seconds of dread until i realized i could just clone again

990 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8758 18:19

The bent lumps were even better but everyone is copying Apple style emoji

991 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8758 20:02

Luckily for you nobody will actually ever get android 8.0 thanks to google's amazing update strategy

992 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8759 02:19


993 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8759 09:56

Airport security is a ratchet that will never ever get more permissive.

994 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8759 20:10

I refuse to tip the valet. Fuck you it's a weeknight and there are 2 other groups at the restaurant, your services aren't needed.

995 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8759 20:14

I agree. Tipping culture is harmful to civilized society

996 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8759 22:41

Mostly true, although at least a number of airports have stopped the annoying "take laptops out of bags" and "remove your shoes" requirements.

997 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8760 01:18

"You have exceeded your daily post limit"


998 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8760 01:44

4-ch has a post limit?

999 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8760 03:23

Better fuck it out now

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