I still believe in Drastic my soul
Middle aged man sperging in the comments because the Banana Splits Show theme song video has dislikes
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2 minutes into the first episode of Zeta Gundam, a slightly effeminate teenage boy gets his shit slapped. Guess I know who the protagonist is gonna be.
I just installed a padlock gate lock thing, but you can just unscrew it because it wouldn't fit on the correct way. Shit.
The total number of English speakers, including as a secondary language, is estimated at 1.2 billion people worldwide. The same figure is approximately 28 million for Canada. Therefore, if all people have the same likelihood of saying something worthwhile, and something worthwhile has been recently said in the English language, there is only a 2.3% chance a Canadian said it.
>>55
Education is a factor, and I bet there are others too. An uneducated person is less likely to say something worthwhile, for instance.
>>55
On the other hand, if all people have the same likelihood of saying something stupid, and something stupid has been recently said in the English language, there is only a 2.3% chance a Canadian said it.
>>56
I disagree. I specifically chose a subjective term--i.e. "worthwhile" is relative to the subject--to make a weaselly statement that only is true under the set of qualifications considered.
This kind of "intentional soundbiting" is a powerful technique of persuasion in the right (or wrong) hands. Limbaugh and Trump are 9th-degree black belts of it if you want to see it in action; I fear I lack examples I can cite from other schools of thought, but trust me: they exist. You can be one too / 'cause saving our planet is the thing to do.
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The _____ before the ________
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Storm
Bloody Stream is the best JoJo opening.
Reengus
Fridge is making some sick rhythms
fuck it.
back to bed.
Never listen to the Korean bitch. Fuck Cheung!
fuck korean bitches
be space captain, slap the shit out of whiny teenagers all day
living the dream fam, keep on doing you
There's a middle-aged dude going crazy fast in emacs on his laptop on the train
pump it and dump it, nupotion rules
I heard he's maintaining a rape list
I feel like my dick is infinity meters (∞m) long
I hope it's a long time before things fall apart as they always do.
tail interrupting
the panties are unable to skillfully wear
im gonna bite off your dick and chew it up and feed it to you like a mama bird
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Do yoo zink you can lov me
When is it happening
Does anyone else like to browse anonymous boards while they're taking a shit?
what if being "so hungry you could eat a horse" isn't a reference to the size of a horse, if that were the case then any similarly sized animal that is more often eaten would work, it is actually in reference to how horses were often backup emergency food for armies that had fallen on hard times like napoleon at borodino
it means to be so hungry that you would eat anything, even your horse which has been a loyal companion and sole source of transport
#showerthoughts
Everyone in my house has had a dream about crocodiles recently.
Gol gumbad
>>86
First post I see landing on the shitter. Might as well have been in a "your current thought" thread.
Napoleon Bonerpart
I set google to give me search results in English and Japanese only, because sometimes when I would search a Japanese word without kana it would give me Chinese results. But now the light gray explanation text on some things is also in Japanese. For example if I search "food delivery near me" it dutifully informs me that Pizza Hut is a 宅配ピザ restaurant.
I'll fucking cut you like a butcher with his meat
That's hyperbole, baby. Please don't be autistic.
Autism starts at home
What'd dead feel like
What a cool dude.
The magic and the mystery of potato knishes.
I'm all comedied up
misery spelled 'n e o l i b e r a l i s m'
7 remixes of the Outhere Brothers' Doom Doom Doom
I never realized just how much certain wheels of society turn around high-functioning alcoholics. I do not begrudge people a certain level of drinking--hell, I indulge every few months--but count me out!
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>>105
Theories are that mankind has been in a constant drunken state for most of history, thanks to the safety of alcoholic drinks relative to pre-modern-technology water.
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>>109
It's an overly simple hypothesis; I'd say that's mostly not right. But it's not completely wrong, either, as long as you mostly stick to Western cultures.
Admonitions against intoxication are perhaps older than writing but noticeably a minority opinion in many times and places. But it seems it wasn't super necessary to harp on it all that often, and so you get thinkers like Aristotle who aren't fans, and some Old Testament hard-asses, but for much of antiquity, getting crunk was usually limited to special occasions with religious meaning or something only the rich could afford. Though there were notable exceptions like the Dionysian cult, for example.
The bulk of ancient Greeks and Romans seem to have diluted their wine and practiced moderation for the most part. Some of the most temperate people of Western civilization, according to people who don't cite sources. Romans also, y'know, had aqueducts; relatively clean water. Even in medieval and early modern times the alcoholic drinks people had "instead of" water were really tame.
Of course in the Far East they used a lot of boiled water products, and while most interpretations of Islam view alcohol as ABSOLUTELY HARAM and their empires largely didn't revolve around its consumption, it is not surprising to find that there is a huge black market in Iran, where regretting drunk statements while sober and vice versa is a tradition older than the predominant religion.
Imagine a world where instead of Google Home they have Opera House.
Children of Scrotum
bow to King Cnut
It's a good thing that more people are getting into philosophy
Youtube talk channels and podcasts feel dirtier to me than pornography. I would rather see a bunch of porn in a web history than hours of low-production value podcasts. Recommending the most comically specific fetish porn would not stain my soul but telling someone that anyone should listen to a politics podcast, for example, would seize me in a knot of guilt that no mortal could untangle.
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Imagine the two of them having sex
IHOP vs Denny's? No thanks, I'll go with *****.
Dirtnol d'Turdno-MPUH
Thursday, more like gay day. Cuz it blows.
gaynus
Spare a thought for the poor sod typing in the full URL to a Kodi apk using a fire stick TV remote.
Now I just need a yurt...
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SHANA CHAN
CLEAN UP THE RANDOM BOARD
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Dumbfonie
>>126 While you're waiting, why not visit some of the other boards, like /m/ or /w/ or /f/?
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Feels good getting back into Victoria 2.
Whoops, suns gonna come up soon.
captcha: klillall
Okay??
Even if you know the man - NEVER buy a used condom!
You're only smarter than some people
>>131
I've given up playing Victoria 2 because I waste too much time playing it. Until I get another craving.
I had a crippling addiction to CKII. What's embarrassing is that I feel like I understood the game pretty well and still sucked at it. Same deal with a lot of games, come to think of it. Information about games on a fairly deep level helps but it isn't everything.
Lady, all these guys are wasting their paycheck in your camwhore chat room because they're lonely. They don't want to hear about your boyfriend.
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Where the fuck am I and who are these people.
"Man flu" has apparently gone over the heads of everyone using it seriously. It's a joke. It's a fictitious variant of regular flu that only men get, and the only difference is the apparent need to exaggerate the magnitude of your symptoms. Its purpose is to take the piss. You're doing it wrong if you proudly state "I have man flu" because that means you just have regular flu and you're being a pansy bitch about it.
ZUG ZUG! DABU!
The cat's doing the rounds again. Walk the downstairs perimeter. Scratch at a door for a while. Mrowl. Repeat until hungry, tired or distracted
Markup is never "fun"
Sigh
die
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