[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#25] (999)

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8760 03:58


3 Name: Mr. 3GET Drinks to 4GET : 1993-09-8760 07:06

<a href="http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/996">>>/996</a>
Really? I haven't been to that many airports, but I assumed things like shoes were federal TSA policies that individual airports couldn't affect.

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8760 07:51

Ah, a toast, to me! Long live me!

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8760 08:57

I've seen it at least 3 different US airports. (One was Seattle, can't remember the other two.) After googling it seems they can sometimes replace the shoe-requirement with dog sniffing.


Unfortunately people are so used to removing shoes and laptops, the TSA agents had to be constantly shouting "LAPTOPS STAY IN YOUR BAG, SHOES STAY ON." It seemed to ultimately be faster though.

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8760 13:20

Oh no, I've done something terrible.

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8760 15:04

At least you didn't fuck up your HTML.

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8760 19:52

How come we have another Current Thought thread without finishing the other one first?

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8760 19:57

One is for cute girls. You can tell by the way the recent posts are all about keyboards.

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8760 20:48

Espadrille or wedge?

11 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8760 21:10

I wish the poster child for camels was the bactrian camel instead of the clearly interior dromedary camel.

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8760 21:29

.. / o._) Who are you calling interior?
/--\ \-'||

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8760 21:42

Weird they weren't talking about programming socks... Still, the OP should have encompassed it in "previous threads" list.

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8760 21:53

Looks like a kopipe job. Plus there have been double-new-threads in the past, and this one had what you could call drama if it weren't done entirely by lethargic NEETs. Give yourself a quick scroll down the cute girls first 100.

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8760 22:02

Previous double-thread is listed. And there was drama too, as both struggled to stay on the front page...

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8760 22:13

The previous double thread is now considered DQN canon by virtue of its historical value.
Listen bucko, I don't make the rules, and >>1 doesn't have to follow them. There are plenty of vestigial [Contentless] threads and this one certainly won't be the last.

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8760 23:19

The crocodile alligator

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8761 05:02

benis head

19 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8761 15:49

Stone Quackers? No thanks!

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8761 16:26

Is literally every live Japanese chat room now about FGO?

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8761 20:40

> mfw tezuka had a locked drawer full of erotic furry and TF sketches that wouldn't be out of place on deviantart

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8761 21:38

hey wouldn't it be easier to write this code after rum #5?
answer: apparemtny

23 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8761 22:39

I think I'll start using "like the shy one at an orgy"

24 Name: Cue thirty-three "AND WHY!I6Nbyeuf2I : 1993-09-8762 09:27

I accidentally posted with a tripcode for the first time in a long, long, long long time

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8762 17:47

Beavis and Butthead

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8762 20:02

Shit, I called it the penultimate chapter when it should have obviously been the final chapter. In my own thread.

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8762 20:08

I've got your back.

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8762 20:10

My panties are sodden, you smooth motherfucker.

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8762 21:07

is mc ride ok?
isn't he based on corpus christi
also zach hill and that other guy with the synths

30 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8762 21:22

Never thought about it before, but a city being called "Body of Christ" is kinda weird.

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8762 22:06

It sounds better than Sanguis Christi

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8763 17:40

What the fuck, BBC?


I used to respect you.

33 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8763 20:40

I really wouldn't want the Mona Lisa to watch me shower

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8764 01:49

Why are you reading the pidgin version of BBC?

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8764 01:52

come mister tally man tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8764 03:46

s2e11, "Contagion"

first utterance of the phrase "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot." is greeted with a bowl of flowers

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8764 11:37

Not >>32, but it looks like it just launched last week.

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8764 21:20

Vitamin D

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8764 22:15

I saw a link to it and checked it out. Honestly, I'm amazed someone thought the BBC site needed it.

I can't not picture some guy in normal office attire apart from a bone through his nose proudly turning this story in and saying "Front page, yes yes?"

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8765 02:18

I'm curious how many speakers of Pidgin actually find this more readable than proper English. First of all, Pidgin English is an oral language, nobody learns to read Pidgin. If anybody has learned to read, they've learned English or some other standardized language. I especially don't see the point of using transliterated spellings ("dem" vs. "them", etc.) considering that anybody who has learned to read would have learned the "proper" spelling.

Second, Pidgin is not standardized. It's a mix of English and local languages, so there are quite wide variations depending on the location. It seems that the BBC solves this problem by focusing on Nigerian Pidgin but using only the most common slang words. The result is not really full-fledged Pidgin, more like English with Pidgin grammar and transliterated spelling. They estimate that 75 million Nigerians speak Pidgin, but how many of those actually want to read this watered-down Pidgin?

Also, these article titles made me giggle:
"Why dem dey call Hurricane human being name"
"Ghana import 30 million condoms but dem no use am"
Then I remembered that proper English article titles are often just as stupid.

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8765 02:39

>>40 you mean to tell me that this is all just a poorly thought out attempt by the BBC to virtue signal how much they love diversity and multiculturalism? I am shocked, shocked I say!

42 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8765 02:56

I was thinking this when reading the article. I can't imagine this came from a well thought out conversation between reasonable people. Some guy probably pitched it, and they just greenlit it in an effort to be inclusive then got some sucker who dey tasked wit don writing dem articles.

43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8765 06:11

Manslaughter#involuntary_manslaughter -> Moscone-Milk assassinations -> White Night riots -> Kaposi's sarcoma -> AIDS-defining clinical condition -> Discredited_HIV/AIDS_origins_theories -> Retrovirus -> RNA world hypothesis -> Abiogenesis

that was a weird 4 hours, how did I get here

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8766 00:25

Anchorman has a few great one-liners, like "60 percent of the time, it works every time," "well, that escalated quickly," and "I love lamp." But when you actually watch the movie, it's terrible.

I guess most comedy movies are really just 1 minute of funny jokes and 89 minutes of filler.

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8766 00:44

yeah, I like to make references to the scent of rich mahogany and leatherbound books once in a while, but it's not a movie I'd care to watch again

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8766 02:26

You ask me which one I support, I say it's like if shit and piss were fighting in the street. Sure, I might have an extremely marginal preference for one over the other but what I really wish for is that someone would just flush the toilet so I didn't have to look at either of them anymore.

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8766 05:32

Hm, it's a typical "Frat Pack" comedy. Gravitates too close to SNL's "we gotta do this live every week, let's just stretch the joke till its thinner than tinfoil" concept. Hardly the first time anyone's made a feature film forgetting that good ones take special advantage of the medium, but perhaps a basis of comparison of how typical comedy films outta Hollywood lately don't seem to hold up.

If you compare it to comedy films of prior decades (the shitty forgettable ones, let's leave the hits out of this), there seems to be a general avoidance of rapid-fire wit, slapstick, visual comedy with practical FX props, being perceived as politically incorrect (not even daring to toy with your sense of it), and jokes too erudite for most people to get. I mean, for my tastes, good riddance to "gross-out" humor and shallow parodies,* but in an era of widespread film piracy and competitive streaming services, this unwillingness to take risks seems like a bad call.

I will say I much dislike Will Ferrell's usual buffoon roles; he's funnier as a straight man and it's an easier sell considering he's 6'3".

  • Friedberg and Seltzer are actually still at it and making cash money, I just don't see them heavily advertised as they were in the 00s.

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8766 08:29

s2e14, Riker and his dad have some kind of blindfolded kendo duel with giant cotton swabs, a hanging banner in the background says うるさい やつら. Before the match they bow and greet each other in distorted Japanese and the caption says "chanting in unknown ceremonial language", lol. Riker calls out his dad for making an illegal attack with a penalty name that's not actually a word, just pseudo-Japanese gibberish. I am actually 30 years late in noticing this.

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8766 15:59

Is there a gitaigo (?) for winking? Like "jiiiii" for someone staring or "dokidoki" for a heart beating. I can picture a manga panel with a cute girl winking with a katakana sound effect sort of thing

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8766 16:16

This whole week's been a complete blowup!! Next week has to be better, right?

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8766 17:33

non-newtonian gender fluid

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8766 18:32

When I go to lunch, I don't want Ethiopian Dirt Chicken.

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8767 07:46

>>52 Kentucky Dirt Chicken isn't much better.

54 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8767 08:57

When is the next Philadelphia Foodtacular coming around?

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8767 08:58

>>49 maybe パチ?

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8767 09:06

tsuki no shita de, with a loli

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8767 11:00

The door is rusted shut. Just like my heart.

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8767 12:40

everything I like keeps getting older

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8767 16:21

>>55 Not quite but thanks for the suggestion. It was for a sort of pun, I went with Korean instead, 눈짓

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8767 16:47

There doesn't appear to be a clear consensus. パチ and variations are attested, but it seems the more common manga idiom to have a shooting star alone.

To further confuse the issue, there is that "lol I'm a dope" winking pose where the star is because they're "hitting" their head and that sound is コン or コッ (because it's empty).

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8767 18:30

Got $2,572.67 on my mind

62 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8767 20:01

"Lie Me To The Moon" would make a great parody song for moon landing deniers

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8768 02:59

No no no, it's very much corporeal

64 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8768 16:12

A word of advice: Don't bite the skin off the underside of your toe.

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8768 18:38

Lie me to the moon
Let me falsify the stars
Let me see what filmin' 's like
On a, Hollywood Boulevard
In other words, 237
In other words, Kubrick faked it

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8769 17:29

Fat blanket fat blanket fat blanket

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8769 19:56

You name a fruit "mangosteen" and don't expect a beat down?

68 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8770 04:53

Sorryman the Magnificent

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8770 17:53

The problem with buying novelty wine is you have to drink it because nobody else will.

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8770 20:11

What is novelty wine

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8770 21:52

>>70 Cheap wine in cock-shaped bottles

72 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8771 02:59

Was it Riesling? Riesling belongs in cock shaped bottles

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8771 09:42

The three fire kings who rule each shelf of my fridge

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8771 17:29

Rava Zhanva

75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8771 17:52

my city now

76 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8771 21:39

Intense baby babble

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8771 22:24

( ゚ ヮ゚) Bubble baby babble boobers!

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8771 23:06

Sometimes I post to see the current DQN time to check if a spooky coincidental post was posted at the same time as me talking about the same subject IRL

79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8771 23:17

Well, isn't this nice.

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8772 00:46

Oh fuck I clicked it pls no v&

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8772 12:35

Hello I am 500 year old girl, if you talk me please write Scarlet Devil Mansion basement.

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8772 18:46

I don't like cheesecake.

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8772 20:28

God fucking damn it. I wasted several evenings on this one feature, trying to do it this weird-ass way, and just now managed to do it about a fucktillion times better in about 30 minutes, 6 compiler errors total including typos and tests, and 40 lines of code including blank lines. I guess you don't learn without making mistakes? Shitty mistakes that waste a lot of time?

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8772 21:27

been there more times than I'd like to count.

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8772 21:45

I'll have yours, then.

86 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8773 19:11

Calamine is soothing

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8773 23:14

But you know what? We don't spend money to get that PP

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8774 00:15

I wonder if that one other DQN who was on retrospring realized it came back.

89 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8774 04:20

When are all the political guys gonna bonk each other on the head again? Are they waiting it out since the media's tied up with all the hurricane coverage?

90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8774 04:51

Trip report: Green Tea Pocky.

A little too sweet, kinda sickly sweet taste. 4/10

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8774 08:04

When's !ESpeoN/nPA gonna 196 GET again? Are they waiting it out since the board's tied up with all the necrobumping?

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8774 11:53

Can't stop thinking about blood.

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8774 12:11

I do now! Though I've kinda moved on from social networking since it died, it's cool to see it up and running ahain.

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8774 20:18

Blue boss tuna. Blue boss tuna. Blue boss tuna. KIMONGE!!

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8774 20:28

addendum: can't stop eating the fucking things

96 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8774 22:56

Try the milk and caramel flavored Takenoko no Sato

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8775 07:18

No I don't want you to track me

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8775 11:52

Watching an expert user of a website (with no background in design) attempt to design a newcomer-friendly android application is fairly painful

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8775 17:05

What's really hot?
A woman giving in to overwhelming pleasure against her will.
The body conquers the mind.
This situation is most easily accomplished through rape, but I much prefer consensual or semi-consensual situations, such as:

  • Two couples swap partners, but the woman ends up enjoying the other man way more than intended.
  • A woman is pleasured or fucked while trying to focus on some unrelated task like reading the news. At some point she loses her concentration due to the overwhelming pleasure.
  • A woman is on some kind of game show and gets pleasured or fucked as a "punishment" for losing.

Unfortunately these situations are relatively rare compared to straightforward rape, and seem to only really exist in Japanese porn.

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8775 17:33

I wish all these people would go away so I could listen to some Goreshit already.

101 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8775 18:11

-cute underage boy starts a relationship with older guy to escape his abusive mother
-many fuggenings were had
-abusive mother eventually finds out, has guy arrested
-cute boy is distraught
-cute boy murders mother with a knife, saying "in that case i'll just have to go to the same place as guy"

holy shit WHAT A TWEEST, shimaji really needs to do a non-porn manga, half of his stuff could easily be expanded into a non-H 1shot with all the boning replaced with story exposition

102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8775 20:52

Isn't this one of those Shakespearean/Greek tragedies?

103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8775 21:09

Years ago, I went down on my lady friend while she was trying to study. I couldn't really tell what was going on because her thighs were covering my ears, but when I got up from under the desk, she showed me her notes and you could pinpoint where she stopped being able to keep within the lines.

104 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8776 05:08

As La Forge said to Picard on the planet of invisible turds, "Can't see shit, Captain."

105 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8776 07:36

Whenever I see two younger Asian men together, I assume they're gay lovers rather than friends. It might be because of their tendency to wear tight v-necks more than any other race.

106 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8776 14:14

Like five years ago I found some site which collected pictures of beautiful women, mostly Asian, mostly non-nude. You could 'love' a picture and it would recommend you similar women (I think.) The interface was quite clean and nice, and all the pictures were high quality.

Now I can't find it...I think it was called something like "beautiful girls4u" or something but my googles turn up nothing. Anybody know what I'm talking about?

107 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8777 12:24

>>106 Was it Cuteen?

108 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8777 12:47

I found it!
https://4u-beautyimg.com/ (NSFW warning)

It's really changed... used to be like this:

The old design was better. Now it's riddled with ads and suspicious scripts.
Actually, it was probably riddled with ads and suspicious scripts before too, but now it seems they've figured out how to get past adblock.

Admittedly, the old site wasn't that great either. It was basically just a tumblr aggregator with like buttons and tags. If anybody knows a better site for looking at pretty asian girls, let me know.

109 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8777 18:45

Chips and dip for everyone, everyone, everyone

110 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8778 04:52

Are you done yet????

111 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8778 17:59

I didn't know [Cannabis(shimanji)] was an ancient Greek playwright in the same echelons as Homer.

112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8778 20:54

I never expect to make "fuck you" money, but I hope to get past "fuck me" money sometime soon.

113 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8778 21:56

Well, at least I'll never be that person.

114 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8779 00:08

Homer was a poet not a playwright.

115 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8779 17:03

An ant got onto my arm while I was working last night. Since then, every time I have any sensation on my skin I think it's an ant.

116 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8779 18:09

Great artists steal, better artists make enough to buy instead

117 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8779 20:15


118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8780 01:09

why is disposing of nuclear waste such an issue

like why don't they just gather up all the waste from a particular region every so often and put it on a rocket and fire it into the sun

we could even do that with any other type of waste, it would cut down on landfill space

119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8780 01:11

is there a name for the fetish where you want to cuckold a girl by stealing her boyfriend and turning him gay

120 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8780 01:27

I imagine cost and the risk of a failure resulting in radioactive waste showering down would be something preventing this.

121 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8780 02:54

Plus doesn't a core of iron or heavier prompt stars to explode because they can't fuse it any more?

122 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8780 03:13


  1. we have a LOT of nuclear waste to get rid of, relative to the cost of disposing it by rocket (rocket cargo is insanely expensive by weight)
  2. space is hard, rockets fail catastrophically from time to time, and a single such failure would be unacceptable to just about everybody
  3. there are places deep underground which would be reasonably suitable for long-term containment, but nobody on the surface near those places seems to want to let that happen
  4. breeder reactors produce a lot less waste and the waste they produce is less problematic to deal with, plus they can also help burn off waste, but they're a bit more expensive and most of the people wielding the money choose to be too shortsighted to consider anything past how much it costs to build the reactors, instead of thinking of the down-the-road costs and the ethical responsibility to deal with hazmat properly
  5. because it bears repeating: most of the people wielding the money choose to be too shortsighted to consider anything past how much it costs to build the reactors, instead of thinking of the down-the-road costs and the ethical responsibility to deal with hazmat properly

123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8780 05:16

The word "diversity" is really starting to get on my nerves.

124 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8780 05:47

Kind of, but the amounts we'd be sending into the sun would make no practical difference whatsoever. Consider that the sun isn't pure hydrogen and helium, and like Earth it's made from the leftovers of another dying star, with something like 0.16% of its mass being iron. Given that the sun is about 333000 times as massive as earth, that's 533 earth masses of iron (not including anything heavier) we'd be adding maybe a few million tons to, which is, if you run the numbers, about like dumping a cup of water into Lake Erie. It's comparable to adding a couple yen to the world's GDP. Also, the sun would still have the same amount of hydrogen left to burn, and it wouldn't be any harder to burn it because we'd be changing the sun's radius by an even smaller proportion than its mass.

However, that's all moot because our sun isn't nearly massive enough to explode from a core collapse anyway, it'd need to be 10 times as massive at the very minimum. The closest thing it will have is a series of big thermal pulses as it shrugs off half its mass and turns into a white dwarf some 6-7 billion years from now, which will be pretty to watch (from further away than we are now), and I guess it will be sort of an explosion, but not like what you're thinking.

125 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8781 04:20

My name is Robert Stengel, and I live in Moline, Illinois, so if you wanna come be a pedophile to me, come molest my house. My dad's a judge. You can find me in the phone book. Yeah, seeya.

126 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8781 18:36

Do not try to stop the train. That’s impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth: The train is fine.

127 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8782 01:40

Need some marmite

128 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8782 07:00

"I hope you didn't grow up resenting me for not being around a lot gestures at clothing it kinda comes with the uniform"

the only good Wesley moment in the entire show except the one where he got impaled

129 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8782 11:48

As well as the excellent practical answers to this question, I would add that disposal (containment) is likely much less a practical issue than a political issue. People with large stakes in much less efficient (and safe) forms of energy like to make a lot of noise and grease the pockets of the people who make decisions about things in which they are very much not experts.

130 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8782 13:41

For the first time in years, I caught a rat and this one went out of its way to impress me with its species' will to live. It was caught by the nose, like it knew it was dealing with a trap and just gingerly trying it, ready to back out when the inevitable happened... but it was just a little too late. That animal was fighting the trap, willing to twist off its own snout to get out, breathing in blood the whole time. This had to be going on for hours by the time I found it and shot it.

It makes you wonder how long it would have made it without most of a face. Long enough to have hundreds of offspring? Probably. I'm not entirely confident of our species' ability to win against this. We have the upper hand now, but for how long?

131 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8782 14:57

Dicks out for Harambe

132 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8782 22:07

Huh. Guess I didn't want to work today either.

133 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8783 06:13

Independently itchy

134 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8783 07:32

Is my cat tsundere? He follows me from room to room and always wants to sit near me but not quite with me, then he gets mad and goes away if I try to pet him or touch him.

135 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8783 10:58

I thought "Insane in the Brain" was the Beastie Boys, but it was actually Cypress Hill.

136 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8783 11:36

That is all cats

137 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8783 12:58

It would probably be difficult to find dempagumi.inc a cappella mixes, wouldn't it...

138 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8784 12:17

The epoch of Luigi.

139 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8784 15:02

The mahākalpa of Luigi.

140 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8784 15:39

Dicks out for Stanislav

141 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8784 18:41

Just call me Judgement Kazzy

142 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8785 02:06

Social media is the worst thing that could have happened to us and we deserve it

143 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8785 04:34

Living is the worst thing that could have happened to us and we deserve it

144 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8785 12:31

I had been pronouncing 'bps' as Bee Pee Ess all this time, but 'Beeps' is a much cuter alternative

145 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8785 12:36

that twat

146 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8785 13:19


147 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8785 14:44

vc: geigh

148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8785 17:16

I still think social media was the worst thing that could happen to us.

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8785 17:27

>>148 Why do you think that?

150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8786 01:40

Just look at us.

151 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8786 02:04

I admit that you are horrendously ugly, but what does that have to do with social media?

152 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8786 02:52

Lately I've been getting a lot of phone calls, sometimes multiple per day, from numbers that I don't recognize. When I answer and say "hello?" the person on the other end hangs up without saying anything. Is it just the NSA checking in on me, making sure I'm where my Google Tracking Device says I am? I don't think I'm particularly worthy of surveilling, I barely even leave the house.

I am here, and I will likely be here without break for the next several days before I leave to go buy groceries, that's all, so please stop calling me at 8 am ok?

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8786 03:47

world's biggest pianist

154 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8786 06:27

Your eyes are stinky babies

155 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8786 18:32

I know that's you, Beady Eyes

156 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8786 22:22

This may be some sort of operation by telemarketers and phone scammers confirming the numbers in their database are valid. After I stopped answering any calls from unfamiliar numbers I got a significantly lower number of junk calls.

157 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8787 00:08

phone scammers are doing this thing where they spoof their caller id number and put in your area code and first three numbers to make you think they're local.

I moved without getting a new number about ten years ago, so when they started this, my phone blew up with Bumblefuck Iowa calls and I knew something strange was up.

158 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8787 18:49


159 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8787 19:32

Mad Libs but every verb is ejaculate and every noun is copy of the communist manifesto

160 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8788 00:24

Pets are just time-delayed tragedies.

161 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8788 15:44

Exothermic morning people

162 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8788 18:06

I don't care about the details or the politics of it, but just based on names Palestine sounds much nicer than Israel. It has the word "Pal" in it while Israel sounds like some sort of sub-boss demon

163 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8788 19:35

Also it has "stine" in it, which sounds Jewish. If anything, Palestein should be the Jewish state.

164 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8788 20:20

Is it normal to get high and hate music?

165 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8789 01:19

There should be 5 L's in belly.

166 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8789 06:49

The reason words ending in -el sound like demon names is probably because traditional demon names are often Hebrew (note: "el" means "of god", e.g. "Thaumiel", "twins of god").

167 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8789 19:54

But so are the names of angels. Gabriel, Michael, etc.

168 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8789 20:15


169 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8789 22:30


170 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8790 00:53

Futari de STEP&GO!

171 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8790 03:14

may he burn in the deep fryers of Helllll!

172 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8790 03:59

falafel is pretty tasty actually

173 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8790 09:58

Breathing heavily after eating fast food. I don't do this often.

174 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8790 10:02

Yeah, they're Hebrew as well. Gabriel= hero of god, Michael= who can know god?

175 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8790 17:12

BOFU deez nuts

176 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8790 18:30

3 week old baby scared of 4 week old babies

177 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8790 19:26

I'm especially aroused by goddesses.

178 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8790 19:30

Americans: Ever watched a British police drama and wondered why they all call the matriarch officer "mom"?
It's because she is the queen policewoman and all constables are her offspring. She finds and mates with a king policeman from another county every Boing Season ("Spring" for you yanks). The mating ritual is a complex baton-twirling dance culminating in the male demonstrating that he does not need a firearm to fight crime.

179 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8791 11:54

>>160 I used to think this, but now I feel that this only holds true for children and people who are easily upset. In most cases the good moments outnumber any amount of sorrow, imo


180 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8791 15:58


181 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8791 17:05

Boys, this DQN. It's a fine board.

182 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8791 17:15

Beelab 2021.

183 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8791 20:13

Chopper Dave, Chopper Dave. We have uh-oh, over.

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8791 20:30

I wonder if "Pepe" rhymes with "meme".

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8791 20:48

Pepe rhymes with poopoo

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8791 22:43

Trunp rhymes with trunk

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8792 03:38

Those fine folks just fucking conned me, I can't believe it.

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8792 12:43

It should really be Pepé, eh?

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8792 15:06

help there is a man in the firewehrstation

190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8792 18:50

What a shitload of fuck. Asssss.

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8792 19:41

Yeah like memé

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8793 07:36

Malaise from too many MMA memés

193 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8793 08:03


194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8793 11:33

I used to pronounce Pepe as "peep" but then the cool kids all made fun of me just like they did years ago for pronouncing meem as maymay

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8793 18:30

I want to make my own imageboard, where I would laugh at the in-jokes I invented. And then I would ban myself.

196 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8793 20:49

Nip it in the bud = Pinch, twiddle, tickle and nip, clitory-slip of a fingertip

197 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8793 22:18

I just want four walls and adobe flash for my girls.

198 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8794 00:24

I'm in a box. A great, big box.

199 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8794 02:50

<insert joke about the slang use of "box" to mean "vagina" here>

200 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8794 03:41

Hulu and Spotify, who would have guessed it? They're cute together.

201 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8794 03:59


202 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8794 04:00

So many of us, we wake up every day in fear. We're scared, and we're so frightened to leave the box. We work in a box, we drive to the office in a box, we eat lunch out of a box, we go home and live in a box, we spend five hours every night watching a box, and then we die in a box and call it a life. And my intent, my passion, my promise to you, is to remind you, you're not supposed to live in a box and die in a box.
And to remind you, don't believe in that way of mass thinking.

203 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8794 04:25

2 mountains 2 suns

204 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8794 08:28

But with a little girl, and by my spouse
I only want a multimedia software platform used for production of animations

205 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8794 15:50

Coffee makes me sweaty, which is a shame because I love it.

206 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8794 18:02

can't - can not
wouldn't - would not
ain't - ain't not

207 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8794 21:06

Who sizzle here?

208 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8795 20:36

薄, the August light

209 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8796 03:43

This is how we poop! 8)

210 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8796 14:14

it's not quite diarrhoea but it's making my butt uncomfortable

211 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8796 18:02


212 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8796 19:34

Greebling is kinda hard on the eyes.

213 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8796 20:44

Internet: Bad?

214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8797 03:18

What happens in Batavia

215 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8797 04:44

At a Starbucks in the Star Wars universe: Hot Java Cool Jizz

216 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8797 18:37

ain't - (am|is) not

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8797 20:21

Sometimes I'm tempted to register homose.cx just for lulz. But that would be a waste of money that I don't have.

218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8797 21:13

MC Eight Grizzle

219 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8797 21:28

I'm actually pretty comfortable with the whole being white thing.

220 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8798 01:13


221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8798 03:04

I have a five sentence Russian essay due tomorrow at noon help

222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8798 05:36

(am|is|are|ain) not

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8798 07:07

сука блять

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8798 16:27

225 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8798 17:15

Gimme fiber baby whoa whoa gimme fiber

226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8798 22:44

Pepsi is a bitch drink ergo, Africa is not a bitch continent

227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8799 01:27

Ain'T is not Taint

228 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8799 06:18

Shit Where You Eat: A Guide to Cunnilingus for the Coprophile

229 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8799 06:19

Or would it be better with "Coprophage"

230 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8799 12:14

My vc says you should make it about feletion instead.

231 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8799 16:23

It's hard to sit through a Harry Potter movie when none of the characters are even remotely coyzzable.

232 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8799 16:34

oops wrong thread, though I was having that thought so nevermind.

233 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8799 23:01

rapemonster Donald
vc: reape

234 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8799 23:24

just saw a video of a penguin getting its ass ripped inside out by another bird while still alive

235 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8800 01:48

Big tiny baby

236 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8800 02:03

Huh. 2ch.net became 5ch.net for some inscrutable Japanese reason.

237 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8800 02:41

Guatemala is for people TOO DUMB for Mexico

238 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8800 04:24


239 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8800 14:23

Probably the court proxy war between Hiro and Jim that Jim has no chance in hell of winning.

240 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8800 18:49


241 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8800 23:07

only dimly aware of a saturn of leaves in the air

242 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8801 03:48


243 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8801 04:02

The 9FRONT's not Unix

244 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8801 16:47

Caramel M&Ms are too damn fucking chewy. Takes forever to get them into a digestible state.

245 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8801 18:43

when you see something that says "Super Paper Mario" as you're scrolling by and have to scroll back because for a moment you thought it said "Super Raper Mario"

246 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8801 19:06

I hope I can tweet it

247 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8802 01:44

Sounds like milk duds

248 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8802 09:15

I look damn good in women's underwear

249 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8802 09:47

Prove it

250 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8802 09:47

Prove it

251 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8802 10:24

>>248 post your dick

252 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8802 10:51

apes and rapes

253 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8802 17:25

It'd be neat if I could fill in all the reply forms on the page and reply to ten threads at once.

254 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8802 18:16

And every one would be "dicks out for Harambe"?

255 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8802 18:44

Every good idea has risks, son.

256 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8802 21:19

330,003 Crossdressers at the nile of Nampa's Nana

257 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8802 21:24

Eternal October, November, December, September

258 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8802 22:03

Post you are dick.

259 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8802 23:32

you are dick.

260 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8803 00:23

What good is having an imageboard if no one is swapping dick pics on it.

261 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8803 00:44

The fap thread is gone again

262 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8803 00:56

I'm fine with that.

263 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8803 01:30

BPS really should change that.

264 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8803 06:45


265 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8803 10:53

My favourite part of Sehaga was when the girls graduated, "it's time to sing the school anthem!" and they go "Se-gaaa"

266 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8803 15:51


267 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8803 18:52

how is cock and ball torture supposed to help you quit smoking

268 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8803 18:55

fuck fuck fuck

269 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8803 20:11

I'm gone for a week and I feel like an outsider because the threads have had more than 10 replies

270 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8803 20:15

We gave your seat to the new guy, so you have to sit in the most uncomfortable seat now.

271 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8803 20:54

Is it the one with the butt spike? Fine by me either way, just checking is all

272 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8804 02:30

No, 3's got that one.

You've got the one that has short front legs so it's leaning forward, and the back is leaned even more forward, and there are 144 thumbtacks glued to the seat and seat back.

273 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8804 03:05

Also there's a poorly grounded heavy electric motor with an off-center flywheel attached under the seat so that not only does the chair vibrate causing the thumbtacks to keep digging into your ass and back, but now and then there are cripplingly powerful electric shocks.

And finally, it's painted a sad shade of pink pastel.

274 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8804 04:30

i should organize the files on my drive

275 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8804 08:37

>>274 Lucky you! I'm quite jealous

276 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8804 15:55

bidis binivera :DDDD

277 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8804 17:32

Zorgeuf is pissing me off

278 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8804 22:23

A yakuza with a maneki neko tattoo

279 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8804 23:28

Otto Neko Delivery Service.

280 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8805 02:12

GOG Gaylaxy

281 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8805 03:22

Should wine have an aftertaste of custard?

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8805 12:34

>>281 Life is better lived without shoulds and shouldn'ts, find ecstasy in the perfect way-things-are. Wine is good! Custard is good! Life is great!

283 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8805 14:53

Not a wine expert here but probably not.

284 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8805 19:08

Wine expert here. Yes.

285 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8805 23:00

my head hurts

286 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8805 23:33

Damn, a fart can really echo in one of those old stone churches.

287 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8806 01:10


288 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8806 01:25

Schwarzenegger is not schwarzer Neger

vc: shiess

289 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8806 01:41

He is a black egger

290 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8806 03:56

Good old Arnold Blackblack

291 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8806 06:42

I'm Don Riiiiiiickles

292 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8806 22:33


293 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8807 19:40

"nipple bear" makes me think of a webcomic I read years ago. I think it was called Diesel Sweeties or something like that. I recall thinking after reading it a while that the author's goal must have been that every character was going to have slept with every other character by the end of it.

294 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8808 01:00

wapor pwessure

295 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8808 15:09

~Heartbreak Mermaid🎵

296 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8808 16:06


297 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8808 16:20

There's nothing quite as disorienting as realizing that Gmail changed the "attach file" button as I was looking for the file to attach.

298 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8808 22:04

Tubby tub

299 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8809 00:31

300 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8809 08:24

suck my dick, or cock

301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8809 14:35

beatmania IIXD

302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8809 14:57

I kind of hate the whole magical autist thing in TV shows and movies. My niece is autistic and I can promise you, it doesn't turn people into meat robots with perfect analysis powers.

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8809 15:33

My cock needs constant milking

304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8809 20:57

Anyone played with tic.computer? I feel like the whole Lua thing could detract from the retro theme.

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8810 18:15


306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8810 22:16

tisk, tisk, triscut, twist, twat

307 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8811 01:52

If there's one more Cohen

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8811 02:36

A wild wyvern waits for thou, though.

309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8811 02:37

Two thought threads, though, twisted--intertwined--helically, helium. Amazing.

310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8811 02:39

Dicks out for whom?

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8811 03:31

I know what you mean. It makes me sick when I see how the mainstream media superhumanizes autists at the expense of actual autists. Why can't they just be depicted unsupplemented? It's absolutely condescending, and normal people think they're being Good People for being sympathetic to tasteless depictions of autists like on Big Bang theory. Like, don't they understand that autists are literally incapable of feeling empathy? But they depict the characters like they aren't mentally impaired, but rather putting up a facade, and, deep inside, they actually are empathetic people--as though those attributes are necessary for being a good, functional human being. Just obnoxious.

312 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8811 18:47


313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8811 20:41

Hell, I remember thinking of other people as semi-programmable obstacles up until I was about 16 or so.

314 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8812 00:20

Word, PowerPoint, and Outlook would make good spells.

315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8812 00:26

Old JRPGs are mostly about being homeless.

316 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8812 00:39

Talib Kweli sounds like a child who digitally modified his voice to sound like an adult.

317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8812 07:41

do you actually play bepismania, >>301?
I play a little when I can find time between uni. SP三段

318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8812 12:48

The sky has gone a lovely sickly orange/green

319 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8812 16:32

Somebody wrote "be inspired every day" on the side of this little library desk hutch thing.

Someone else added "in the butt" to it.

320 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8812 16:35

Know when you're defeated. Accept your defecation.

321 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8812 16:49

The scene where they have coprophagia tubes from butt to mouth becomes less enticing when it cuts to an x-ray view and there is no poo in the girls' butts.

322 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8812 21:46

Phyllis Dilbert

323 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8813 02:32

There was a half eaten thing of french fries in the garbage.
Why would someone do that? It's such a waste. I became depressed for the rest of the day.

324 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8813 06:39

I am Ouran, great grandson of the host Dudu Ousan

325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8813 13:04

weev secretly posting on DQN

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8813 16:29

sheev secretly posting on DQN

327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8813 17:36

It's cold as FUCK!!!!

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8813 19:28

Smelly legs
legs that are slemmy

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8813 23:24

How can the product of reals be real if our eyes aren't real?

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8814 03:31


331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8814 08:24

Last dot ting dot las dot net

332 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8814 17:01

slash dot dash dot slash dot dash dot slash dot dash dot slash dot com

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8814 18:20

A fart magician never reveals his secrets.

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8815 01:18

Professional mobile devs are exquisitely obtuse. In order to mask the fact that shitty CRUDs are exceptionally easy to make, they'll come up with the most convoluted schemes to parse a fucking JSON and import 5 libraries to do it.

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8815 03:45


336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8815 04:16

I'm mad as fuck and I can't take it anymore!!!!

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8815 08:55

You're off by one, Obi-Wan.

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8815 09:46

What are those four dots on the top of Wikipedia's tab icon?

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8815 09:57



340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8815 15:36

26 and a half hours without sleeping, today's going to suck.

341 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8815 19:26

Is there anything more deliciously awful than the boiled pony cum jar?

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8815 23:29

gay Pharaohs are buried in a sarcofagus

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8815 23:58

I'm a vampire, today's going to suck.

344 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8816 03:12

ero Pharaoh has no talent, but at least it's OC

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8816 07:08

weebs secretly posting on DQN

346 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8816 07:29

Not so secret anymore.

347 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8816 14:05

You sniggering, niggardly blackguard

348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8816 18:16

Three jobs to finish and I'm working on my own stuff instead. I feel good about that.

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8816 20:09

leaving handfuls of bottle caps lying around my house so that in 300 years an enterprising mailman can find them on my skeletal corpse and use them to buy a can of beans

350 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8816 22:27

tfw you're an Awano but want to be a Kuze

351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8817 03:37

Hi, I'm a bank. If you want, you can pay me $20 a month and I'll hold your money for you. Anytime you need some of your money you can come to my house and ask for it and I'll give it back to you, but only in increments of $20 up to $500 at a time, and only if it's between 10 am and 4 pm Monday through Thursday. Also, I'm going to take your money and go gambling with it. If I win I'll keep everything I win and if I lose then the government will use your tax money to pay you back most of the money that I lost for you. It's up to you of course, but if you don't agree then you'll never be able to buy a car or house, rent an apartment, pay any of your bills, buy food or clothing, or be paid by your employer. Also my house is always 3 degrees too cold.

352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8817 10:45

TF2 rudely barging in to my download queue with a 1.2GB update when I have more important things to download. I hardly even play it any more!

353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8818 00:04

kinoko tabemashita
trance kikimashita
choushi agatte kita

354 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8818 08:04

Baby powder is a power smell

355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8818 09:56

power word Kill

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8818 10:17

reluctantly trying docker

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8818 11:04

Scratch that, there's better things to do

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8818 16:30

Huh. The latest windows update fixed a framerate glitch in the game I'm making.


359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8818 17:22

Remember kids, when facing the consequences of your own poor life decisions, be sure to swerve directly into the emotional pain and maximise damage to your mental health, because you're a bad person and you deserve it.

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8818 18:37

Bug hunting rule no. 1: It's your own code.
Bug hunting rule no. 1.5: Unless it's Windows

361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8818 22:20

Wise words. I will heed them.

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8819 05:15


ちなみにリック・アンド・モーティ刺青が俺にはちゃんとあるよ。はい、お前に見せない。女子だけに見せるものだから。そうすら見せる前に俺のIQに5点以内(以下の方が最良)のを証明させるのだ。 Nothin personnel kid 😎

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8819 07:17

Hey my name's Bryan and this is my band Nocturnal Emissions

364 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8819 07:31

Let's get umami

365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8819 12:37

docker-compose down

366 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8819 12:37

Let's get onani.

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8819 12:50

Let's get retarded yeah let's get retarded in here

368 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8819 18:17

You flatter me! I am no sage, just an annoying quipster.

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8819 19:08

17 years later, this music is still amazing.

370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8819 19:23

>>369 I can only assume you mean this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQCQnARnKbc

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8820 01:11

>>370 Not even close.

372 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8820 06:00

They pickled me Monty

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8820 14:46

let's get this partly started

374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8820 15:07

What the fuck happened to gelbooru? At first I was ok with the "plz disable adblock we need mo money fo dem programs" but now the entire site is one big ad that tries to install 6000 russian botnets every time i click an image.

375 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8821 04:22

I could go for a pizza right now. 2 toopings

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8821 06:01

Pansexual is just "bisexual, but also it's obvious that they're a feminist."

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8821 06:06

its not enough just to win, i want my opponent to say "wow, i really suck, i should just take my computer and move into the dumpster. this is my home now, this is where i belong"

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8821 07:07


379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8821 17:12

Gorilla video games

380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8821 20:10

Human music. I like it.

381 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8821 23:07

Hunan music, I like it.

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8822 17:10


383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8822 18:08


384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8822 18:41

My DiCk Is So HaRd It CoUlD bReAk ApArT

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8822 21:59

Master Chief

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8822 23:19

My captcha is quefe, but I can't think of a joke to wrap around that.

my braim don work

387 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8823 06:30

I thought about how there are people even dumber than me and got sad.

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8823 07:55

Right? How is that even possible

something in the back of my mind tells me that's the joke you were making

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8823 14:04

Soggy sandwich for breakfast

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8823 15:21

A monotheist calls the love of god, what a polytheist calls the god of love.

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8823 20:52

I feel like I'm too smart to enjoy things.

392 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8824 07:52

It was an accident. Both times.

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8824 14:35

You're not, you're just a miser

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8824 22:54

Wag, the dog, bites man

395 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8825 03:40

Anyways, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread. I went to Yoshinoya-sensei's house the other day. Yes, that Yoshinoya-sensei. Well anyways it was really nice. She served us tea and crackers, we chatted about Monet a bit and then she showed me some of the cosplays she'd been working on. I can definitely recommend it, even to amateurs.

396 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8826 00:18

Why is every discord filled with furries and faggots

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8826 04:11

But Yoshinoya-sensei is dead, her VA died so that means she is also dead.

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8826 13:33


399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8826 16:30

>>397 Did she get stabbed?

400 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8826 17:07

Add a shoehorn to the standard Swiss Army knife

401 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8826 17:58

>>400 Just use the Knife setting to cut a bigger hole in your shoes

402 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8826 19:05

Himmler, set yer Offiziersmesser to Knife!

403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8826 22:54

a growing urge to ejectulate

404 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8826 23:51

I cut my heels off

405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8827 01:22

wo shi ma lu wai ren desu

406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8827 04:26

once a year or so i remember that akinator exists and spend a night having it guess hitler and random anime characters

407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8827 19:39

You can post on DQN with JavaScript disabled.

408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8827 19:41

I just tried it with Sonya Rostova from War and Peace, and it instead guessed Sonia Semyonovna Marmeladov from Crime and Punishment. Pah!

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8827 20:38

You know, I'm watching all this compiler output, and I don't even remember what it's for.

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8828 12:04

>>408 I was thinking of Ante Pavelić but it guessed Hitler after only like 9 questions. I guess it got thrown off when I answered yes to:

>Is your character European?
>Did your character participate in WWII?
>Did your character govern his country?
>Was your character a Nazi?

411 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8828 16:33

I keep looking at that little "Tell me what you want to do" search bar in Word and thinking, "kill myself"

412 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8828 17:00

Maiyo maiyo maiyo maiyo wasshoi

413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8828 17:24

>>411 WordPerfect had an option for that back in the DOS days.

414 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8828 19:55


415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8828 21:37

Heuristics my assssssssssssss

416 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8828 23:34

and rape

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8829 01:21

It's so nice not to have to give a shit.

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8829 01:22

After reading several definitions on it, after reading encyclopedia entries on it, and after reading articles about it, I still don't know what hermeneutics is.

419 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8829 06:10

Here's a summary of the major points:
+100% research points
A potential of +40 shared prestige.

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8829 23:06


421 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8830 04:38


422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8830 11:25

a week too late

423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8831 19:12

Ah, you're back, I was worried

424 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8831 21:09

I was starting to have SAoVQ flashbacks

vc: veghole

425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8831 21:22

I just texted a girl I've been dating that I miss her and she answered back telling me that I should get a dog or a fish.

It'd be pretty funny if it didn't hurt so much.

426 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8831 21:30

Get deep into salt water aquariums and ignore her. That'll show her.

427 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8831 22:09

>>425 once you stop giving a fuck in general it won't hurt anymore.

428 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8831 22:41

I guess I'm not banned after all

429 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8831 23:02

That was a worrying several hours! Good job >>428 wasn't actually banned, otherwise 4-ch would cease to exist permanently!

430 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8831 23:58

Most relationships are a sick game where the person who cares the least wins. (Or at least pretends to)

431 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8832 00:16


I guess she was trying to breakup with me in a jokesy exaggerated way but it came across as pretty heartless and mean. She did give me a more sensible breakup spiel later on.

432 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8832 00:25


433 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8832 18:02

I guess it's time to stab them in the brain again

434 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8832 19:41

I cared the least and I still feel like shit. What's my prize?

435 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8833 00:11

go fishing with my Master Bait

436 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8833 02:17

Use every part of their body

437 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8833 06:45

are you a neet if you finish your degree but then don't get a job?

438 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8833 09:29

Yes, because at that point you are not in education, employment or training, you're a clever NEET. Best days of my life

439 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8833 18:01

Motivation: DOWN ⬇

440 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8833 20:19

>>439 Motivation: UP+UP ⬆︎⬆︎

441 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8833 21:11

I feel pissed off

442 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8833 23:09

I feel pissed on

443 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8833 23:27

Urine, pronounced the way Thoughty2 does.

444 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8834 02:12

Uhlans and only uhlans

445 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8834 04:33

I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine.

446 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8834 19:17

Wading through error logs and find a bunch of password changes. Most of them just look like usernames from the 90s. Two stick in my mind: Bilbobaggins6969 and Password1.

447 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8834 23:48

I could do without hobbits doing oral sex, myself.

vc: foulpish

448 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8835 01:37

HEMA douche

449 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8835 13:54

One night in bang cock and the world's over.

450 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8835 18:23

I get my kicks above the sunshine, waistline.

451 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8836 01:39

ii ne

452 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8836 02:30


453 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8836 11:24

Pissflaps!!! Pissflaps!!!!!

454 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8836 17:14

Bangor? I hardly know her.

455 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8836 17:45

Russian DQN, is "винного главка" a real phrase? I saw it in reference to Eldar Ryazanov's dad and googled it. Every result is about the same guy, probably quoting each other. Is there a more common way to say "wine cellar?"

456 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8836 18:44


457 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8836 22:03

Humans in positions of power abuse their power, next generation of powerholders comes to power on a platform of "we won't abuse our power like those last guys!", does it anyway. Two possible solutions, either a return to anarcho-primitivism or simply accept that abuses will happen sometimes. I choose to watch anime.

458 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8837 05:09

gvfycdghjvsvfkknm bl,,,,bv

459 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8837 06:32

Big pastrami

460 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8837 12:05

>>454 wtf I live near bangor

461 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8837 13:39

ungl unl rrlh chchch

462 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8837 17:24

This was the real effect. Not that first one.

463 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8837 19:25

hyperborean south korean khanate

464 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8837 20:27

I wonder what ZZ Top's stance on Israel is

465 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8837 21:43

I wonder what ZZ Top's stance on Cosmo's Cosmic Adventure is

466 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8838 01:20

uh-PAW-gee software

467 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8838 23:48

Kevin Sorbino gets touched by an angel

468 Name: /⌒ヽ ______\    ⊂二二二( {XωX} : 1993-09-8839 02:55

Jee i onlywbnt dont now wat hapen s in my obama repke iajis geje help lçaejejt i want sleep

469 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8839 03:53

Ooooh, bologna!

470 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8839 05:42

Where da goose where da goose where da goose at?

471 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8839 07:14

A butte of a butt.

472 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8839 07:31

Thinking about mammals. There was a genetic mutation at some point that made protein filaments grow out of an animal's body.

473 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8839 11:30

Anyone in this thread want to have sex? (Joking)

474 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8839 17:29

Augusta wind blew all the papers off my desk.

475 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8839 22:20

lotta stuff to do. won't do em though.

476 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8840 10:29

Yes (not joking)

477 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8840 13:22

I did not need to know that scat films actually existed. Yet, here I am.

478 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8840 15:52

dodo's unusual experience

479 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8840 22:01


480 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8840 22:35

the hidden valley bunker is where the brotherhood of steel keeps their secret salad dressing recipe right

481 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8841 17:51

I've finally stopped pooping and started shitting. It's changed my life. Thanks for the advice!

482 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8842 04:05


483 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8842 08:40


484 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8842 18:51

I may turn into a slug or a pillow

485 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8842 19:56

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a comfortable pillow.

486 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8842 20:38

"He has a temper" means basically the opposite of what it would have hundreds of years ago.

487 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8843 03:44

There's no reason to be so down on yourself. Why not go down on me instead?

488 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8843 04:38

I can't remember the last time I put in my fair share of work in a lab report.

489 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8843 05:20

Programming discussion on lainchan is like reading vogon poetry.

490 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8843 18:32

Lainchan is garbage.

491 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8843 18:39

You'll never convince me to not pronounce his name "George Tacky."

492 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8843 18:47

George Takei On Me

493 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8843 19:06


494 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8843 22:05

Any discussion on wercchan is like DQN SHORT NOVEL but without loli.

495 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8843 22:19

I wish werchan weren't a spam graveyard

496 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8844 06:40

should I use clang or gcc to compile my little game on osx?
it seems that clang is the default on mac, but libraries I install from homebrew used gcc?

497 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8844 15:12

Libraries you install from homebrew do indeed use gcc so tread with care.

498 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8844 18:10

It should be fine. Apparently gcc on macOS has used LLVM as a backend for a while, so the linker shouldn't even be able to tell the difference.

If you're not sure, try it!

499 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8844 18:26

Actually, macOS has no gcc, it's just an alias for clang

500 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8844 18:50

Even better!

501 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8844 23:29

just use pcc

502 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8845 01:20

lambda carrageenan

503 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8845 02:40


504 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8845 08:29

Is this Japanese gun ASMR?

505 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8845 14:34

the prophecy has come true, turns out it was a typo

506 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8845 18:56

Lenny Face is the new xD of this decade.

507 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8845 20:58


508 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8845 22:43

I lock eyes with Satan and whip my dick out for intimidation.

509 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8845 23:31

What happens when you have more guinea pigs than fingers?

510 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8846 00:35


511 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8846 20:49

Hey, it'sa me, Mario

512 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8846 21:00

gay luigi

513 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8846 21:07

lotsa spaghetti!

514 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8846 23:16

Folks, be sure to download as many pornography films and h-doujins as you can before the FCC reverses the net neutrality guidelines on Dec. 1. Just in case.

515 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8846 23:37

Galko-chan sumo wrestling Super Pochaco.

516 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8847 07:50

small, dimly lit brain: I read trap doujins and self insert as the trap
larger, brighter brain: I read trap doujins and self insert as the guy fucking the trap
massive glowing brain: I read onee-shota femdom doujins and self insert as the busty milf pegging the trap

517 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8847 08:16

I already have far more than I could ever watch in my lifetime. But I'm worried about what I'll do if my tastes change... Skinny Asian girls with glasses between 21-25 is an awfully specific niche; what if I grow out of it?

518 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8847 23:33

Then you can meet in parking lots and trade hard drives with others.

519 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8848 02:00

Never been so interested in a lawsuit

520 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8848 03:29

skids to a perfect stop in a parking space of some apartment block
you notice the driver is driving some RWD stick-shift shitbox from the 80s
he opens the door and you hear
here's your pizza, that'll be $19.99 plus tip

521 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8848 19:39

Tim Hecker or Alva Noto?

522 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8849 03:40

Hope he's okay.

523 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8849 07:15

hell-and-tube heat exchanger

524 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8849 09:02

>>521 I've only heard one Alva Noto tune but I liked it more than all the Tim Hecker I'd heard.

525 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8849 11:40

It's the loveliest part of the year.

526 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8849 12:33

The only upside to Net Neutrality being killed is that I don't have to see stupid posts on the Internet anymore.

527 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8849 12:56

Fuck this "7 days of black and white photos challenge." It's not a fucking challenge. Putting a black and white filter on your picture is the easiest thing in the world. It's just an excuse for you to take your mundane photos and make them look "artistic." Fuck.

528 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8849 16:09

Futanari bratz doll

529 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8849 17:48

Thanksgiving Eve is the opposite of Thanksgiving, right? And Thanksgiving is a wholesome, family-oriented holiday, right? So naturally I should spend today alone getting high and jerking off.

530 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8849 18:06

Thanksgiving is only like that when you're a kid, once you're an adult it's about binge drinking.

531 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8849 19:38

Wish my country had something like thanksgiving to post non-stop about in the weeks before

here the latter half of the year is barren on remarkable holidays, so the shops just think september is an appropriate time to start putting up christmas stuff

532 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8849 21:37

We have Christmas stuff coming up as early as Halloween, sometimes even before, here in the US

533 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8850 14:05

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534 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8850 14:13

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535 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8850 14:14

the firefox update messed up my fonts but it's fixed now, thanks for reading

536 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8850 18:32

speaking of firefox, is there a way to disable the "feature" where clicking the mouse wheel turns on that stupid old-style scrolling?

537 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8850 19:04

Just make sure to always middle click on a link and it will open the link in a new tab rather than start scrolling.

538 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8850 19:37

I think what you're talking about might be configured under about:config "general.autoScroll".

539 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8850 19:40

> is there a way to prevent my car from stabbing me through the throat if I make a left turn?
> just make sure to only make right turns

540 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8850 19:42

that did it, sankyuu

541 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8850 19:43

Don't be mad. It was a joke.

542 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8851 04:14

Oh yeah, I translated that.

543 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8851 18:05

I just bought a laptop and it cost more than my car.

544 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8851 19:53

i mean with a name like shadman you wouldn't expect lighting/shading to be arguably the most objectionable element of his smut

545 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8851 20:09

So, is there a way to prevent my car from stabbing me through the throat if I make a left turn?

546 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8851 21:28

I don't know enough about American culture to turn this into a stand-up joke

547 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8851 22:26

What's the deal with cars? They always stab you in the throats when you make a left turn.

548 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8851 22:40

laughs in cowboy

549 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8851 23:51

The word "individual" ablist and insensitive to people with multiple personalities and headmates

550 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8852 02:56

How do I "eat slow"?

551 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8852 03:52

Make a bunch of slow
Pour it in a bowl
Lap it oonnnnnn up.

552 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8852 11:23


553 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8853 09:12

Lads' Night

554 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8853 15:30

You think my face is shitty, just wait till you see my ass.

555 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8853 17:14

You think my ass is shitty, and you'd be right.

556 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8853 18:38

Just got a youtube ad for black friday... from google. You'd think they'd know how to expire ads on their own platform.

557 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8854 16:00

Cuckerberg could make anime legal and weed real, I still wouldn't vote for him.

558 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8854 16:25

L dies Night

559 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8854 19:02

Lies nig

560 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8854 23:20

But... cyber monday...

561 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8854 23:21

slutty catboys

562 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8855 08:20

I wish the name Patches the Hyena didn't make me think of furries

563 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8855 08:35

只野猫間 would be a good name for an anime catgirl

564 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8855 19:31

It was something along the lines of "Don't forget, Black Friday is coming up!". And it was a Sunday. And, you may note, Monday and Friday are different days.

565 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8856 00:36

5 shit years is nothing in the grand scheme of things.

566 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8856 00:38

I can't stand this male attention whore.

567 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8856 09:44

attention whore(male)

568 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8856 14:37

Huh. Matt Lauer DID suck it.

569 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8856 18:24

Gimme my gun, say me waan my gun

570 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8856 19:48

I made a thread on /code/ and half of the posts are mine.

571 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8856 20:48

I love how the Shii default name looks like she's judging you if you don't have the right fonts.

572 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8857 05:25

Looks like we have another attempted suicide via overdosing.

573 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8857 06:55


I know I know, GAY, but scroll down to the comments. This guy leaves google-translated walls of text about eating ass on every single jap crossdresser video. It's DQN quality.

574 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8857 16:07

Java is an esoteric language developed by Sun in 1994. According to Java's official site Java is able to "calculate your mortgage interest"

575 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8857 21:54



My penis brother.

576 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8858 10:45

I have become increasingly concerned as of late. It seems that every time I open DQN there's podcast-brain political drones trying to drag even this corpse of a site onto the blaze. If any of you who post these things are reading this, break your keyboard and cancel your web service, but most of all STOP.

577 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8858 20:58

I really should be working.

578 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8858 22:09

Communist detected

579 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8859 02:39

I stand alone against mad computer god with wall-to-wall corrupt cop communist masterrace frankenstein radio controls.

580 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8859 12:44

We, of the brain bank city on the far side of the moon, thank you for all your hard work.

581 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8859 17:38

buncha fuckin pinkos

582 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8859 21:24

Want to use Chez Scheme now it's no longer proprietary, maybe I'll also use Allegro and make a little game

583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8859 23:26

With all the time that wireless charging will save me, I'll have two or maybe three minutes to spare at the end of my life.

584 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8860 06:21

I just like claiming to be a leftist to piss people off.

585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8860 06:29

Afraid that I'm going to pull my foreskin back to reveal an arm of Cthulhu.

586 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8860 08:18

I've heard awful things about Allegro and portability.

587 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8860 10:47

I should port CoC to JavaScript.

588 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8860 11:33

Really? It looks like that's one of its main strengths.
I may compare with csfml or sdl or irrlicht before committing anyway, because I'm going to assume I've got to write FFI bindings and I don't want something with a massive API.

589 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8860 17:56

One of its main advertised strengths. The awful things I've heard involve unpredictable failures to deliver on that promise.

590 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8860 19:46

That's awfully vague but I'll take your word for it

591 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8860 19:58

45% never felt so far away

592 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8860 20:33

I will grant that I don't have any direct experience with it, but I know a couple of people who do, and their sentiments seem to be generally negative.
I mean, go ahead and give it a try. Maybe your game won't run up against any bugs in Allegro.

593 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8860 23:10

Amateur code porter here with quite a few (shitty, amateur, low-effort) ports going back many yonks: I still never know what will break when (e.g.) recompiling a bog-standard cross-platform-library-using program. Hate to say it, but you're best off leaping instead of looking and sometimes risks will not pay off, or not easily. Them's the breaks.

Unsurprisingly, the best written and/or most self-contained code tends to present the fewest problems in this respect. Something like an indie-scale game or even a dynamically recompiling emulator (well, for the same target architecture) tends to be more portable than one might suspect; that part is mostly "code is code" and I'm surprised by how well that tends to work out despite that the internal logic itself may be a buggy piece of shit--it's the same buggy piece of shit, but programmers aren't usually out to write endian-sensitive code for example.

So, something about the interfacing with the hardware (even indirectly) causes the lion's share of fuckiness and undefined behavior when you're porting things naively. That kind of shit is why games typically haven't dealt well with hibernation modes. Heck, black-box fuckery is why Stallman's been on a multi-decade autistic crusade in the first place.

Naturally, I have not touched on GUI code; that tends to be a high-effort / just deal with wrong-looking stuff issue no matter what you do.

594 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8861 01:08

The 9front and Cat-v people were right all along, static simple clean code is better and easier than including every library and compiling dynamically.

595 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8862 17:06

Almost fell off the bed today, lads.

596 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8862 21:50

The 9front and Cat-v people tricked everyone into thinking that Unix was stable. Or consistent. Or standardized. Suffice it to say, the ethos of said people isn't very strong. If those people had their way, there'd be no such thing as d-trace or ZFS. Ironically, the greatest achievements of Unix are the very amendments to the Unix model that traditionalists resent most deeply.

597 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8862 22:01

Sendmail was the best thing about Unix, when is ReactOS going to be stable?

598 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8863 00:54


599 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8863 06:49

An MMORPG focused on competitive questing - there are only so many bear asses to go around, so you have to fight over them. But then doing a few quests gets you access to a dungeon, which you run in groups with anyone else who's unlocked it. Most dungeons are segmented, so you do more quests to get deeper. There's also a property system with co-ownership, renting, and squatter's rights.

600 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8863 10:21

I just want a good non-violent Doom wad.

601 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8863 16:16


602 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8863 18:52

Well excuse me, ummm, ummm, well excuse me

603 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8863 20:09

Sounds ripe for abuse, much like the IRL system

604 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8863 20:35

the LispM will rise again (it won't).

605 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8864 07:23

My greatest fear is that my left nut is numb from nerve damage. That or cowboys.

606 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8864 19:03

When the going gets tough, turn into a slug or a pillow.

607 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8864 19:32

How would cowboys make your left nut numb?

608 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8864 21:43

get the knowledge
free your mind
ride your cycle

609 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8865 11:35

pico-8 is buggy shit and I'm fed up with it but I've got to finish this game before xmas. shit

610 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8865 16:59

> white russians kind of taste like mystery oreos
> turns out mystery oreos are fruity pebble flavor


611 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8865 22:06

I looked at allegro's issue list on github, and whoo boy. Will definitely go with SDL, given you can probably run it on a toaster.


Chez Scheme Version 9.4
Copyright 1984-2016 Cisco Systems, Inc.
> (import (sdl))
> (current-platform)

612 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8866 02:17

man, the detail work on this one's going to be a cast iron bitch.

613 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8866 03:47


614 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8866 07:43


615 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8866 10:50

Dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon

616 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8867 10:22

this is quite a conversation stopper (in my head)

617 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8868 15:27

wow i hate porg

618 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8868 16:36

At least we're not as sad as e2

619 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8869 01:13

What to do with Lisp

620 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8869 02:48

>>618 I miss e2. It was good.

621 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8869 04:55

I want you to kill me (with lyrics)

622 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8869 07:49

A baby was born

623 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8869 17:45


624 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8870 04:37

verification i want a big hrefresh on my ampersand oh i wish i hada a girflriend

625 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8870 11:21

Wtf baby moose baby goose

626 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8870 11:31

One of the Japanese guys from the main branch got me for secret santa and got me a mona shirt, and I don't think he realises how much I love it

627 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8870 13:30

>>626 Aw that's great, that really warmed my cockles

628 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8870 17:02


629 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8870 18:58

But there is...

....the Boogerbear!

630 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8870 21:18

print out a picture of my dick and tape it to the wall at the bathroom of the louvre so i can say that my dick is hanging in the louvre

631 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8871 02:31

oh, i thought it was obvious? his plan always has been to sell us microwave power from the moon, then redirect beams at pockets of resistance.

632 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8872 08:21

I'm stupid enough to understand the appeal, but also aware that this is a problem.

633 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8872 09:27

wow so the us government is making "you can access a secret area of VIP quality if you pay me enough" into a reality

634 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8872 10:29

>>633 good thing I hoarded my VIPcoins when they were $10 a pop. Now I can ride the wave!

635 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8872 11:54

That is completely the wrong hole.

636 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8872 15:35

I miss analog copper telephony.

637 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8872 21:49

Ecstatically muttering "jolly... white... fat man..." under your breath while you rub your pussy is not erotic to me.

638 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8873 05:36

Back to the drawing board.

639 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8873 08:14

Pai wants to throttle me?
How about I throttle him

640 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8873 08:31

oh, pai

641 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8873 09:07

I did throttle him I did noooot

642 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8873 12:07

DIY. ADSL works over wet string and, famously, barbed wire

643 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8873 14:09

Who here got the plague? None of you got the plague as good as I do.

644 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8873 23:39

Telecoms HATE Her! Learn How This Mom Used One Weird Trick To Get 1GB Down With A Cosmic Shitload Of Astral Carrier Pigeons

645 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8875 21:25

Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway.

646 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8876 00:18

the dude in front of me sure is round. like, really spherical.

647 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8876 00:47

“Consider a spherical dude...”

648 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8876 01:39


649 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8876 12:42

in a way, oingo boingo is pretty denpa-kei

consider the way they combine quick, upbeat, almost frantic instrumentals with lyrics that are macabre, darkly humorous or even nonsensical

650 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8876 12:46


also: love of little girls is a prominent feature of both

651 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8876 14:12

>>649 I hear ya! I think about this a lot. I love that momobako song as well! The Boingo one was unavailable but I know it well. I find denpa fascinating and exhilarating but I'm hesitant to share tunes with my friends because they always use such pervy artwork... the girls are adorable and I love their outfits but why do they always draw them in such suggestive poses? It's the music I'm interested in.

This came on my ipod yesterday https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3iGiiuUIzg and it reminded me of this momo song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTRSarQ48UA but in the sober light of day I don't hear it as much... maybe the innocent lyrics and vocals on the edge of tunefulness? There's better examples but this was my thought yesterday

652 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8876 14:13

Also, new Nanahira album incoming! The crossfade sounded great

654 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8876 18:01

why does everyone rap in triplets now

655 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8876 19:25

This world gets more absurd by the second. I was just barraged by a whitehouse campaign video that felt like a YouTube Poop shitpost from 2007.

656 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8877 08:35

I don't know what I'm doing here, where did my life go wrong?

657 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8877 10:35

It's funny you say that. I logged into FB to do some scrubbing and realized very nearly everyone I used to talk with was kinda toxic (okay, well, most of the "effective people" of course stay off the time-gobbling multi-billion-dollar violation of privacy, so it's not like this is a good sampling here). In many respects being a lonely broke NEET is a step up from that, even if there were preferable alternatives.

658 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8877 12:08

looks like it's time for me to weigh in on the heavy subject of denpa:

toromi >>>>>> dempagumi.inc > momoi haruko >>> natsu no mamono (do they even count?) = mosaic.wav = koko > momobako/team dmp = kotoko = nanahira = ave;new (idk their vocalist)

I'm a little mad that nanahira gets so much attention when there are better (imo) denpa artists out there, but perhaps I just have terrible taste. Also, RIP Hello★Channel, I'll never forget the denpa and cute drug threads.<3

who am I missing, and why am I wrong: please educate me

659 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8877 16:40

Now Is The Only Thing That Is Real

660 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8877 18:29

I'm pretty sure that guy over at the next table has an IQ in the mid 80s. Poor bastard.

661 Name: IQ=85 : 1993-09-8877 20:11

Durrrrrrrrr, can I pass through here.

662 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8877 20:24

Cute drug threads?

663 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8877 20:26

664 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8877 21:14


665 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8878 00:02


666 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8878 05:08

brb gonna go negotiate with the void

captcha: quirotion

667 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8878 07:59

Woah! The Satan number!

668 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8878 12:21

the board is gone forever and was never archived to my knowledge, perhaps some DQN has a copy of said threads

669 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8878 16:01

>>658 adding random thoughts in no real order, I more or less agree with your assessment

Nanahira is just really prolific, there's definitely better denpa artists but all of them release like 2-3 albums and then are never heard from again while she's usually in something every comiket and usually even every m3. I like her stuff but it gets repetitive after a while.

I like toromi lyrically, it's usually either saccharine to the point of absurdity or couched with double entendres which is classic denpa, but a lot of her songs are just low energy. They need higher BPM or something. For example I like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPXhcrlcQa8 a lot better than the original and all he really did was speed it up. All in all though, the patrician's choice for people who realize denpa isn't just "moe EDM".

ave;new is truly shit tier, luckily they don't seem so active lately.

MMBK is another one that's quite prolific and has a lot of meh releases as well as a lot of good stuff. I like her chiimu work better but Aihara Kaori seems to have vanished off the face of the planet so there hasn't been much of it lately. Koko needs to release more, I really like her voice and style.

Mosaic.wav is great, the soundtrack to gakkou gurashi was really good and fit the atmosphere of the show perfectly. Not much I don't like from them.

I'd add to your list odenpa stajio in the bottom tier, they have some catchy songs but lyrically they pander hard as fuck to the horny lolicon audience and everything is about slippery flat chests or dick jokes.

670 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8878 20:06

I've never thought of Kotoko as a denpa artist, maybe I'm thinking of a different Kotoko though.

671 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8878 22:18

I need to stop living on a diet of coffee and cigarettes and bananas

672 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8879 00:41



673 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8879 05:04

One of my favorite things in comedy is when a character kills themselves mid-conversation to make a point

674 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8879 17:32

Woah! The Saten number!

675 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8879 18:21


676 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8879 23:04

No, I don't agree with your privacy guidelines.

677 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8879 23:07

I could be info pee.

678 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8880 02:49

tfw when you distinctly remember that domain was a FFXI fansite many years ago but you ran across it again because it is now a JLPT prep site

679 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8880 04:53

>that feel when when


680 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8880 07:04

smoke weed everyday

681 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8880 12:49

don't copy that froppy

682 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8880 20:11

Browsing gopher holes

683 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8881 09:47

It is my wont

Wasn't it "face" back in the day?

684 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8881 10:10

that was "mfw", or "my face when"

685 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8881 11:24


>>that mfw when all this meme shit is too complicated

686 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8881 11:25

my dog just scratched my gerogerigegege record.

time to put the bitch down.

687 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8881 13:10

it’s winter but i still have bugs biting my ass

688 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8881 20:48


689 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8881 23:05

Why should I have a baby? Anything a baby can do, I can do better.

690 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8882 07:31

But can you procreate?

691 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8882 17:08

youtube recommending me a video by some random "what makes the AE86 so great?"

uh, it isn't? the whole point of initial d was that DAGUMIIII drives a worn out outdated shitbox that was still a worn out outdated shitbox even in 1998 and still wins because tofu plot magic.

692 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8882 19:27

It probably sounds the same, anyway.

693 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8882 20:17

Don't forget the gutters

694 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8882 20:20

I can't get nnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaa subarashii

695 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8882 21:02

Oh, testing your game, user? Fuck that, I'm running a virus scan RIGHT NOW BITCH

enjoy your massive framerate drop baby

696 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8884 11:14

hodl 🅱

697 Name: >>651 : 1993-09-8884 18:45

>>658 The denpa I love, it's usually individual songs I'll listen to over and over rather than particular artists or albums. Nanahira is really prolific but has a few tunes I really adore, though some of her songs seem like plain old j-pop. I'm drawn to the "indieness" of DIY denpa circles but I love dempagumi.inc, they're kind of more mainstream aren't they? Are they? I don't know. When I found out Hyadain wrote some of their songs I was like "ahhh, that makes sense!" I wonder if he wrote my favourite ones? There's a couple of ave;new songs I love but a lot of theirs sound alike.

698 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8885 08:25

Does somebody have a link to that anti-copyright website? It had many good arguments in favor of abolishing copyright. I forgot to bookmark it

699 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8885 12:10

There is also that episode of Malcolm in the Middle, where Reese mixes blue and yellow to create the color Blellow, shortly before the family discover they have asbestos in the ceiling.

700 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8885 16:15

the fuck is the point of fucking swift guards if they crash anyway.

701 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8885 17:41

it's a hardware company trying to make a programming language and failing miserably is what

702 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8885 18:08

I saw my ex girlfriend posting in the #MeToo campaign. Thing is, when we first started dating, she told me she had been raped by an ex. I later found out this was a lie. I don't mean to say I figured it out by putting anecdotes and evidence together, I mean, she actually confessed that she had told me that just to get my pity.

Maybe she was genuinely sexually harassed since then. Maybe she's still using the same pity story. Who knows. I'm in a boy who cries wolf situation though, and for all I know, she could be telling pity stories about me by now.

703 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8886 02:40

don't date women

704 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8886 10:59

don't carbon-date women, apparently it's rude

705 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8886 19:17

does anyone like t-pazolite?

also does anyone know how to build a sound voltex controller with beer bottles and computer mice?

706 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8886 19:38

Get woke, go broke.

707 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8886 21:54

>>705 Hey yeah, I guess maybe the first denpa song I heard was https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNhZDvJTiQk it was posted on an /m/ board a long time ago

708 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8886 23:15

Eldrad doesn't really have to live.

709 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8887 02:00

710 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8887 11:25

I gave up on chez scheme + sdl once I realized that its compilation facilities don't extend as far as producing standalone binaries. Plus chicken scheme already has a bunch of game-related packages

711 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8887 17:29

Day 8888 in T-6:31!

712 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8887 21:59

The last time I considered such a system, it looked like Chicken was the strongest candidate for integrating gamedev and Scheme. Alas, I have so fricken' much left I want to learn about gamedev before I can really commit the time to really explore in that direction (the serious jerbs are largely sepples-centric and I happen to be looking...). Best of luck, DQN.

713 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8888 01:47

amuro ray, more like FAGuro gay

714 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8888 08:18

I've got 88 rock n roll band stuck in my head this is bad

715 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8888 12:18

Thanks! Good luck with your job hunt too, especially if it's in games!

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8888 14:14

I wonder how Adolf Hitler wiped his butt... was he a folder or a wadder?

717 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8888 15:20

Hitler, being a time traveler, obviously used the three shells.

718 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8888 19:04

Wow, someone took the effort to preserve the "big green button" for the ages.

719 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8888 21:45

such a magical moment

720 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8888 21:59

721 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8888 23:54

soon it will be over...

722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8889 00:00

here we go...

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8889 06:32

I'm only mentioning the 2018 new year for posterity purpose when I read this thread five years in the future

724 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8889 12:31

Yes, I, too, will read through seventeen current thought threads in reverse chronological order, find this post, and remember it by recognizing the secret phrase "Santa's got a brand new bag".

725 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8889 16:27

>>723 It's September 1993

726 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8889 16:59

smug spoopi loli mansion

727 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8889 18:09

Loli loli loli loli.

728 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8889 20:33

I always read the current thought posts in order every time I take a year or so hiatus from textboards

729 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8889 21:55

>>728 I could only believe that if I could be certain you've lived for a year or so.

730 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8889 22:18

I just slept in until 2PM again. I need to stop this.

731 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8890 09:58

russian a russian aroound

732 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8890 19:32

Yeheeeeeheeheeeeeee golden ladiieeeesssss heheheheeeeee

733 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8890 22:48

734 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8891 04:39

1993 is the year we fix our sleep schedule

735 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8891 11:14

When I touch your skin
I feel like I have to wash my hands

736 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8891 12:12


737 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8891 13:28

no matter what you do, you are still a BAKA COREAN

738 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8891 14:35

once korean, always korean

739 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8891 19:22

One corean, coming up!

740 Name: POA : 1993-09-8891 20:45

I <3 H

741 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8891 21:21

742 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8891 21:24

What Western music gives you a denpa feeling?

743 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8892 14:06


744 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8892 15:19

Compare koko+nanahira - そろばん?De?ビッグバン
and Arlo Guthrie - Alice's Restaurant Massacree

745 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8893 05:03

It'sa me, Mario.

746 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8894 18:32

This has been a very strange couple of days for me.

747 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8894 20:40

748 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8894 20:53


Who's afraid of Vladimri Putin?

750 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8894 23:06

I got into crypto and I can feel my quality of life slowly dripping away.

751 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8894 23:14

Anybody want to work for a Fluor or a Parsons?

752 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8894 23:16


753 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8895 01:50

my headphones are broke and now i have to deal with old speakers that sound like an nsa agent is tapping in every other minute

754 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8895 05:43

Waldemar Pfutin

755 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8896 02:22

It's a hillock, you pillock

756 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8896 03:14

i saw insidious and the old lady looks and sounds like the hillary clinton impersonator.

you know, the lady who owns the hillaryclintonimpersonator.com domain.

757 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8896 05:47

brain brain go away

758 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8897 00:10

I was delightfully surprised that a cute girl sent me a happy birthday message. I think she's into me. Too bad she moved back to the Czech Republic a few months ago.

759 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8897 00:21

Damn i Fucking hate being chinese. i wish i was Japanese instead........

760 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8897 06:49

play the long game, stay friendly with her

761 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8897 19:08

I watched an anime about this

762 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8897 19:14

Continuing >>710,712
I couldn't get chicken-sdl2 to work on Windows, so I'm going to try porting it to Gambit which has native support

763 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8897 19:32

Doesn't love2d work on windows, and reactos.

764 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8897 19:53

Yeah, presumably. Android too

765 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8898 18:55


766 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8899 06:17

If there's one piece of tech that I'm quite disappointed never took off? "stupid filter".

767 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8899 06:19

i cant read chinese nouns ending in 子(旗子, 靴子...) as anything but a girl's name

768 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8899 06:43

hate myself and my life but continue living to spite the people and the society that made me this way

769 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8899 08:49

if you play battle royale drunk, is it a pubgrawl

770 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8899 16:40

I'm a little annoyed that I didn't get that joke until near the end of the book, but in my defense, I'm uncircumcised.

771 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8899 21:33

That's the spirit, now fuck off over to the 900 thread and show us what you got

772 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8899 21:53

Oh, I'm transgender.

773 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8899 22:03

The data economy is a landfill

774 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8900 00:19

As long as you are happy with yourself.

775 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8900 04:55

I hate being a two-faced bitch.

776 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8900 13:32

i hate when my balls shrivel up from the cold and it somehow turns my pubes into tiny little spears that scratch and stab and itch the shit out of my scrotum

777 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8900 13:38

>>775-776 Ah, you'd have a happy life if you tick the things you like!

778 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8900 17:05

but they are shitholes.

779 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8900 18:31


780 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8900 18:36


781 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8900 20:17

Don't shave your balls

782 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8901 02:20

Whatever happened to that kemono fighting game?

Oh. Pity.

783 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8901 07:57

I gotta sleeeeep

784 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8901 23:37

My life is such a mess it's almost funny.

785 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8901 23:43

People with progeria live in dog years

786 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8903 00:47

how 'bout I stick my hand in your shithole

787 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8903 07:03

>>786 mmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

788 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8903 07:04

"looks great on Instagram but is kind of off-putting up close, with smaller eyes than you realized and the fat face from a lifestyle of lying around."

this describes not only the average panda but the average asian girl

789 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8903 12:43

hidekuni no dassou

790 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8903 15:42

Tomorrow you're homeless
Tonight is a blast.

791 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8903 17:06

>>786 >>787
You two have fun now.

792 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8903 17:26

who let andrew auernheimer loose on /img/

793 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8903 18:21

overwhelming homolust

794 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8904 07:38

Rabbit season

795 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8904 19:57

Shishito peppers shishito peppers!

796 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8904 23:19

1 Rabbit. 2 People. 4 Courses.

797 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8905 01:02

I hope as time goes on the frequency of suicide by meme increases.

798 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8905 01:02

Muscle Brand

799 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8905 18:04

searching for novelty domains is fun

800 Name: ( ・-・) : 1993-09-8905 21:33


801 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8906 00:09

1.6:1 master ratio

802 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8906 17:16

Simply Eric

803 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8906 19:19

do you think I'll have enough time to learn adobe premiere before the crypto bubble bursts?

804 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8906 19:39

As someone who has an actual photo with the "soylent grin" out there: It's because this is what an emotionally stunted, fundamentally unhappy person thinks happiness is like.

805 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8906 19:44

(hit reply too soon) it bears resemblance to an infant's smile, and therein lies the clue to these people's only hope: self-actualization.

806 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8906 19:54

I think the Labo is a cool concept and would loved to have played with it when I was 10.

807 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8906 21:12

I would have played with it for about 2 minutes before my little brother would come over and want to play and my mother would say "just let him have a go" and the first thing he does is bash it against the wall, ruining my $70 cardboard box

808 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8907 00:20

wait i forget which thread is the real one

809 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8907 01:56

It's the >>900 one, for now.

810 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8907 06:56

Butt ass butt ads butt ads butt ads butt ads but as but as but as but as

811 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8907 07:00

My feet are cold, but my body is warm.

812 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8908 00:40

Just when I thought I could finally read MIME, RFC 2231 shows up.

813 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8908 00:49

I’ll be honest, I hope Pokémon Diamond and Pearl gets the most rushed, horribly done remakes so Sinnohfags can shut up.

814 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8908 07:01

Help! A thot is fucking with me!

815 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8908 11:25

I just turned into a mysoginist and back literally in overnight and this is the most useless night out ever. I fucking hate this.

816 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8908 14:36

there's only one religion out there and it's politics, baby

817 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8908 18:57

Grudging respect is the best kind of respect.

818 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8908 20:56

Is it me you're looking for?

819 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8908 23:05

I'm still getting fake spam emails from my dead dad.

820 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8909 13:07

Thass one lucky lolcat right there

821 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8909 19:09

I'm gonna mustard

822 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8910 01:03

Are you that woman? Please give me a call

823 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8910 16:24

I met a cute grill but she has BPS, I don't know if I should involve myself further.

824 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8910 16:27

bits per second?

825 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8910 16:56

Big penis syndrome

826 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8910 18:40

I got out of the shower this morning, and my phone was pretending it had an incoming call. The caller's name was "THIS IS VERY URGENT". Unlike a normal call, the background was black instead of white and green, and there was no ringing going on.

Whole thing smelled like Nigeria, so I refused it.

WTF man...

827 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8910 21:48

So many sequences!

828 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8911 00:34

>>826 That sounds frightening, what could it mean?

829 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8911 00:37

I met a cute bps but he has girl, I don't know if I should involve myself further.

830 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8911 00:51

Mystery solved. A spam email included instructions to set up a meeting reminder in Android's calendar app.

831 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8911 08:37

>>830 Wow, I don't know much about phones, that really would have freaked me out!

832 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8911 17:38

Was it very urgent?

833 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8911 17:55

some garbage about a payment waiting for me please to be giving your bank numbers to us thanks in advance

834 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8911 20:21

sustained nuking on my balls

835 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8912 00:24


836 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8912 16:29

Star Wars reframed as a lovers' quarrel of intergalactic dimensions.

837 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8912 22:29

Huah! Heh! It's me, Tom Jones!

838 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8913 05:15

I wish I was prettier and girlier.

839 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8913 08:07

twitter dot com/R3D_5T4R/status/956340384849788928
you're famous clonepa!
the comments hurt my head for some reason
captcha: shitchod

840 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8913 08:08

forgot my sage

841 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8913 14:33

ever sneeze so bad you forget what you were about to type?

842 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8913 17:12


843 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8913 17:47

>>839 Hmmm, comments weren't quite as painful as I was expecting. Not like the notes on DQNQuality posts on tumblr!

844 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8913 19:15

When faceapp was in vogue, I girlified myself and found out I looked really really cute. I stared at that picture for hours.

845 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8913 19:16

>>843 from my limited experience, Twitter may be cancer, but it's better than Tumblr about keeping people in their own bubbles instead of nearly the whole damn thing being the bubble. So judging from that person's posts, a lot of people in that particular bubble would probably be amenable to the usual /tg/ and 40K chakras even if they were clueless about chans and anonymous posting.

FWIW, I recently got an account for lurking purposes (I want to take up drawing animu style at a later time, might as well weeb out now). Quickly found that Japanese Twitter is less jimmy-rustling than English Twitter in general. Doujin artists and the Pixiv crowd especially tend to treat it like it's their business--it kind of is. So their handles are decent about staying "on brand", though there are plenty of digressions for posts too funny to ignore, random photos of food/pets, and way the fuck too many im@s and FGO screenshots (okay, perhaps I self-selected for people who already draw waifu bait in the first place).

846 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8913 19:28

nya nya nya nya etc

847 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8914 03:05


848 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8914 04:08

Ok that was way too much

849 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8914 06:31

the benefits of the debt

850 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8914 07:22

being jealous of the people who can truly get by on 2-3 hrs of sleep

i need 8, and it takes me around an hour to actually descend into the abyss

851 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8914 07:59

yeah but this is game programming, the "trust me i'm an engineer" of software development, itself no exemplar

852 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8914 13:55

You're an idiot

853 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8914 14:53

no u

854 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8914 15:55

I'd be cool if I didn't have to sleep ever, imagine all those video games I'd beat

855 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8914 17:43

Thanks for the info!

856 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8914 20:42

Hurry up night time

857 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8915 04:26

im actually a gay retard, get it right faggo

858 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8915 22:52

Chaw chaw ugness ugness

859 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8916 02:11

Can I truly be happy without meat?

860 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8916 06:42

upotte? more like up yours.

861 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8916 17:22

Big ass black girl working at the electronics counter that instead up on and start kneading the tits of while rubbing my cock on her ads.

862 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8916 17:36

No. Meat is life.

863 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8916 19:18

Studying's for chumps

864 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8916 20:43

[)0 `/0(_) |{|\|0\/\/ 1337????

865 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8916 23:04

-How's your meal, sir, everything ok?

866 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8916 23:06

Watching streams of certain writers typing is very frustrating. They seldom get a sentence out without a nasty typo somewhere. This is alien to me. I had to write lots of essay tests in grade school; on one hand, you ran the risk of not covering enough points by not writing enough, and on the other, you ran the risk of going over time and increasing the probability of errors by writing too much. I appreciate that in reality these fellas have no deadline and have to stand behind every word instead of being tested on it, but man, it's annoying.

867 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8917 02:35

Do you mean they make typos and don't notice them? Or they make typos and have to backspace to correct them?

I'm definitely guilty of the latter. I notice the typos immediately, but it leads to a lot of wasted time hitting the backspace key, which is annoying. I've tried multiple times to better train myself with typing tutorials, but it seems at this point the bad habit is too ingrained.

868 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8917 03:10

Pancakes and cereal for dinner.

869 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8917 05:07

I think they do notice them; it's hard to ignore red underlines. It's more like, they go back to correct it and get it wrong again. Knowing they're probably not dyslexic, knowing they get it right in the end, and knowing their blog or whatever is making them a pretty penny, it's as shocking to me as hearing a professional musician fumble over the same note.

Now, I'm sure I'm just being an easily rattled assiduous ass here; I don't mean to tread on people's difficulties. As I understand it, professional published writing is full of writers who can't in the least be trusted to not have a copyeditor.

As regards your habits, I for one do whole-word deletions when I typo; I would lose my context if I can't re-read my sentence correctly, but I don't easily lose the idea. I'm sure it's the opposite for many people, who accordingly should plow on through and go back later. That's probably more efficient for the kind of writing where you'd have to re-read everything anyway. However, I'm a shitposting reprobate who has to hit "send" within minutes or die trying.

870 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8917 07:46

Holy fuck I love driving this car. I don't even care if it's slow by today's standards.

871 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8917 08:43

I make typos when I try to type as fast as I can, but I remember the day I discovered you can alt+cursor keys to jump around text word by word and shift+alt+cursor to select text by the word, allowing you to fix typos much more quickly - I love feeling like a movie hacker!

872 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8917 11:42

Driving is generally fun and nobody can make me believe otherwise

873 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8917 12:38

I often feel myself making a typo because it just doesn't feel right compared to when I usually type the word. Ctrl-shift-left and just starting the whole word again (no need to hit backspace at all) is always faster than trying to backspace to the exact wrong letter and attempting to restart typing mid-word.

874 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8917 16:29

Interesting. For me the backspace key is easier to reach while typing than the left arrow key.

875 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8917 17:41

I make typos pretty much per sentence too, particularly if I'm on a deadline and writing fast. I usually feel when my finger presses the wrong key though, so I know I mistyped something before even glancing at the screen and I'm quick to delete everything.

876 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8917 17:44

Oh hey I didn't read your post, It's cool that I'm not the only one who detects typos by feeling.

877 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8917 18:37

Nothing worse than switching to a computer with a differently sized keyboard or a keyboard with an offset due to numpad.

878 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8917 18:53

Actually, getting stabbed in the eye is worse than changing keyboards.

879 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8917 20:26


880 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8917 20:40

It is for me on a full-sized keyboard too, but not so much on a laptop keyboard. I don't exactly know why I go for ctrl-shift-left instead of ctrl-backspace. Could be that you get to see the highlighting telling you what word you're about to delete (also making it easier to locate the cursor if you zoned out while typing), or because so many textareas on shitty windows programs insert ASCII DEL (127) instead of removing text with ctrl-backspace. Either works, but the main time saving method for me is starting the whole word again instead of from wherever the typo is.

881 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8917 21:14

What about getting stabbed on both eyes?

882 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8917 21:54

>so many textareas on shitty windows programs insert ASCII DEL (127) instead of removing text with ctrl-backspace

Ugh. One of the biggest reasons I avoid using Windows whenever possible is that so many elements of the basic user experience are so hostile and inconsistent, text editing being a prime example. Not that it's perfect in any other system, but at least there's an effort. Even the simplest Mac apps usually use Apple's text box APIs, and that goes a long way toward the system feeling like a unified system and not a writhing tub of spaghetti code.

883 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8918 05:08

One disturbing thing about getting older is that my tastes in women aren't getting any older. Just last night I had a dream about a sexy 20 year old. I'm gonna be a creepy old man.

884 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8918 06:40

Life goes on, my dudes.

885 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8918 09:23

DND setting where halflings are called humans and humans are called twicelings

886 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8918 17:24

Is Kim Kardashian Getting SEXIER!?

887 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8918 22:17

Mine are all over the place. The other day I had a dream with a 40 year old woman who works in my office.

Man, it's fucked.

888 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8919 02:36

6-7 months till good tomatoes

889 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8919 10:52

I recently switched from a UK-layout to American-layout keyboard and found the experience fun, learning to touch-type slightly differently was enjoyable. But part of it was probably that my new keyboard is a huge improvement over previous keyboards I had used. Also, I still use a mac keyboard at work (which is an ungodly cross between the two layouts, at least in this country anyhow).
While I'm posting about keyboards, I find the numpad essential and any keyboard feels stripped of functionality without it, like I'm trying to interface using a game controller or something. It's the only thing making me hesitate about grabbing a POK3R and having all sorts of fun with custom keycaps.

890 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8919 16:11

It's probably really obvious but the line "placing fingers through the notches in your spine" is extremely smutty lyricism.

891 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8919 18:03

Is Kim Kardashian's Butt Getting Shinier!?

892 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8919 19:46

Curtains and I have a strange relationship.

893 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8919 22:42

"Commissar, Commissar! The kulaks are revolting!"
"I find you pretty revolting, too, comrade."

894 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8920 00:33


895 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8920 01:45

"Mrs. Tweedy! The chickens are revolting!"
"Finally something we agree on."

896 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8920 02:12

What happened to the DQN joke thread? I can't find it in the thread list by ctrl+f'ing "joke", did it get moved to the archive?

897 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8920 03:21

An elderly Jewish man is lying in bed. He is dying. He calls out to his family:
"Moshe, my son, are you there?"
"I'm here, you meshugge old man" Moshe says, trying to hide his grief with a joke.
"You're a good lad, Moshe, you'll do fine" says the old Jew.
"And my beautiful daughter Sarah, are you there?"
"Oh, father!" wails Sarah in response.
"And my darling wife, you are here too? The whole family is here at my bedside, then?"
"We are all here, my husband."
"Then why..."
The old Jew coughs and struggles to sit up.
"...is the kitchen light on?"

899 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8920 21:36

>>898 not that one, there was a "post your favorite joke" thread a while back

900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-8920 23:04


901 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8921 02:10

I uninstalled yy like a year ago after installing it to play video games with some Chinese netfriends (for anyone who doesn't know it's basically Chinese discord). But I still get random notices and shit from it and it's basically impossible to google anything about this program in English.

902 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8921 04:56


903 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8921 04:58


904 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8921 05:06

getting in shape and making all the weeaboo powerbottom anime soypussies wet is much better motivation than extending my shitty tenure on this shitty planet by a few more years tbh

imagine being the same retarded NEET weeaboo floorshitter you are RIGHT NOW except you're fit and muscular as fuck, all the cute boys who use ':3' as punctuation would be lining up around the fucking block for the chance to suck your dick and bask in your patrician taste in anime

905 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8921 05:23



906 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8921 06:46

it is the nineties and there is time for...


907 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8921 10:01

time is right

908 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8921 16:33


i feel like there's an extremely small subset of people who would see and appreciate this joke so i'll spread it here

909 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8921 16:42

trigger warning: shota, homosex

910 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8921 17:40

>>908 What does the kanji say?

911 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8921 18:18







A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!


912 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8921 19:50

you're a fucking cop

also that came on at work today

913 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8921 21:44

"Hm? This bit's a little springier.
"What was it called? Pro-state... gland?" [incorrect pronunciation based on the kanji]
"The book said it feels good if you stimulate it..."

914 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8922 10:04

That’s actually me, yes. I just want a friend (girl), instead I’m drowning in boypussy and I hate it.

915 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8922 13:22


916 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8922 16:31


917 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8922 20:39

1993 ½

918 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8922 21:48

I <3 Hindemith

919 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8922 21:55

Corea can not into happiness. Sad but true.

920 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8922 22:41


921 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8922 22:42

All characters depicted are 18 or older, even if otherwise specified.

922 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8923 08:52

I can almost read moon at an adequate clip now, but listening remains very difficult and it seems likely I will always speak it like a megaweeb tard (fair enough lol).

923 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8923 23:29

Time to remove kebab (from the skewers and onto a plate)

924 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8923 23:57

Congratulations! How have you been studying? I'm at the point where I can struggle through most texts with the help of a dictionary but I feel like I don't retain much with that method.

925 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8924 01:17

>>924 17 years on and off, including 4 years of high school classes (so more time was spent on conversation than in, say, a college elective sequence, but the material didn't get as advanced). Someone who gets past that level and then really applies themselves (especially with modern learning materials) most likely would get to my level in a fraction of the time. My interests were and are too divided for it to have gone any other way; and I took a bit of a break for the past 5 years while I finished off my long overdue degree and then got stuck on an interminable job hunt... but that'd make a long story longer.

I did translations of nerd shit for a while up to that point, but it was frustrating because I was not building appreciable speed nor learning the language beyond the materials I was translating. Aside from the problem of being buried contextlessly in a dictionary, you end up spending lots of time on the task trying to come up with the phrasing you want in the target language if you really want to do it faithfully, which I did (so with that in mind, my words-per-day pace was surprisingly comparable to a professional despite my lower level of understanding).

There are a lot of differing opinions out there about how to acquire Japanese reading skills. None of them aside from "read a shitload of stuff you're interested in, re-read if you didn't understand, and remember it" really sounds right to me (I've heard it said that Frederick Douglass would circle words he didn't know and get back to them later). Naturally, the kanji present a significant obstacle; people make some ado about how the most common ones make up >90% of usage, but downplay that the rarer ones tend to be distinctive words that comprise the important parts of text: someone's name, a scientific or philosophical phenomenon, exactly what and how someone did something to someone else, etc. Like, you're not going to find an interesting story consisting mostly of "Where is the airport?" "This weekend will be cold and rainy" conversational fluff.

I recently started using Anki to shore up some grammatical vocab. Most people use it for studying kanji, but I've got like 1300 down reasonably solid (reading-wise) from just knowing a few thousand words by sight, so I'm putting that off for now. I expect to be capable of passing JLPT N1 someday, but I wouldn't feel that good at it even then.

926 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8924 02:40

reach out and grab his penis

927 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8924 17:58

You just lost the game 😏

928 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8924 19:54

People are still doing that?

929 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8925 05:28

Thank you for the detailed information, it's very helpful!

930 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8925 06:40

The bitcoin bubble burst and I never learned to edit videos with Adobe Premiere. Now who will make my bitcoin-themed komm susser todd AMV, how dissapointing.

931 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8925 17:52


932 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8925 21:31

Nobody understands exactly what each HTTP code means in order to use it in a standarized way. Absolutely no one. It's a joke.

933 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8925 23:43


934 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8926 08:38

pushes glasses up nose ACKSHEWALLY

935 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8926 12:16

organizing japanese music is a huge pain in the ass

let's see, did that album i just downladed get listed under 'c' for 'chie'? no, is it under 'f' for 'fukami'? hmm, still no, maybe it's under '深'? no wait it was under '譁�蟄怜喧縺�' because the fucking chink who uploaded it mojibake'd everything

936 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8926 13:23

>>935 Do you use iTunes? You can set an invisible "Sort Artist" different from the "Artist" field, so for instance it'll show 桃箱 but the Sort Artist is "momo". So can just type momo with the window open and it'll go straight to it. Or, sometimes if I have an anime OP single by one unique artist, the ED single by another, then all the character songs with the CVs listed for the Artist, I'll sort them all as the anime name to keep them all together.

937 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8926 13:38

My name's Dan and I love Haruhi-chan, that's why my friends call me SOS Dan. Please take care of me!

938 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8926 13:52

I romanize artist names and autistically re-title songs for that exact reason. It is a pain in the ass and probably not worth it, but I do it anyway.

939 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8926 18:11

Is there a script to turn kanji and katakana into romaji automagically? I use beets to organize my library and I presume you can extend it through a plugin to add the sort artist tag automatically, which is not a bad idea at all.

940 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8926 21:13

Kana should be fine and there seem to be plenty of scripts for that online (you could even probably copy/paste the table from wikipedia into a python script and add some commas to make your own), but I couldn't quickly find any for kanji so you'd have to call out to google translate or something and give a confirmation prompt for each translation, because they will all be wrong. Maybe there's a kanji->kana script designed for learners that you can use in 2-step translation

941 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8926 22:15

Unfortunately kanji->kana conversion is non-trivial so you need a "morphological analyzer" such as Mecab, Kakasi, or Stakk, and none of them are perfect. It doesn't help that song titles are likely to have kanji with weird readings. What all this really means, >>939, is that you should just stick with today's special.

942 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8927 02:48

Fugcie fugcie fugcie

943 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8927 04:03


944 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8927 11:56

My throat is so itchy. I want to stick a wire brush down my esophagus and scrape up and down.

945 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8927 12:42

I 本語に変換する artist names and 自閉症ぽい re-title songs for that 絶対 reason. It is a めんどくさい and probably 無意味な, but I do it anyway.

946 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8927 14:58

watashi no namae is john and I kirai every single one of anata

947 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8927 16:14

I just wanna play talisman forever

948 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8928 16:34

pokey more like poke me

949 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8929 03:05

my soldiers need canned food and artillery, my ally is the number one producer of both of those things in the world but for some reason they're selling it all to the chinese

950 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8929 03:09

what do chinese clerks even need artillery for fuck just give me some so we can finish this war and get some land

951 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8929 06:25

So you wanna die? Commit suicide. Dial 1-800-CYANIDE line.

952 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8929 11:35


953 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8929 13:31

If the anatomy is good, it's probably traced.

954 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8929 22:10

Wilde weide more like wild weed

955 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8929 23:33

Thanks! Believable message of endorsement! I called this number and got dead right away! Just like I always wanted! You runied my life!!! A++++ would recommened

956 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8930 19:43

Bing bing Wahoo yippie

957 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8931 03:08

Search Query: Is Droopy a Looney Tune

958 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8931 19:48

It's a-me, Dio!

959 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8932 05:58

Driving drunk is legal now guys.

960 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8932 17:13

Epictetus would be a good pseudonym for a bakunyuu artist.

961 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8932 20:20

Epictetus boiled down: If you can fix something fix it, otherwise fuck it.

962 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8932 20:36

I came here to laugh at you and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of gum.

963 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8932 20:55

i am single handedly responsible for making the youtube recommendation algorithms associate oingo boingo with goreshit and pigmhall

it was all me

i'm not sorry

964 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8933 00:19

There are at least 3 kinds of fat in this dish

965 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8933 00:41

>>963 We did that together, but I think those are personalised anyway.

966 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8933 18:47

Do vegans eat beef

967 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8933 19:57

Two professors talking about lab while peeling at the urinals.

968 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8933 20:53

No. And since they don't eat their meat, they can't have any pudding.

969 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8933 22:53

>>960 Then what name should a pettanko artist have?

970 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8933 23:07

Well, how can they have any pudding if they don't eat their meat?

971 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8934 00:11

The smell of unwashed dick

972 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8934 00:14

I like wearing face masks, especially if I have to take public transport. It keeps my throat from getting dry, it keeps bad smells out, and it makes me feel insulated and separate from everyone else.

973 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8934 03:12

I'd like a nice pollution mask

974 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8934 04:08

I miss the old youtube recommendation algorithm that would recommend obscure, thematically unrelated videos. It was a great way to discover strange videos and you could spend a lot of time going down the rabbit hole.

Now the recommendation algorithm is too refined and personalized. There's a lot less variety in the recommendations and they all tend to fit inside a categorical bubble of (actually related videos+your "interests"). The only "surprises" that show up in the recommendations now are shitty videos specifically designed to rank high on the recommendation algorithm using various tricks.

975 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8934 04:11


976 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8934 06:42


977 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8936 01:09

Chicken pieces

978 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8936 03:59

Earl and the Flat Scrugg Boys

979 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8936 06:48

98 quintillion alarm chili

980 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8936 10:56

we have to go back

981 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8936 14:04

ANCAP is when we lock Libertarians in cars and use them as crash test dummies

982 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8936 20:22

I am drunk and I came to DQN for the first time in about a year to steal potential song title ideas.

983 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8936 20:23

I have to admit I discovered some good city pop albums thanks to the new algorithm.

984 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8937 04:01

damn smh fam your whippin and naynaying be lookin like you dabbin lmao

985 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8937 07:30

electric coffee

986 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8937 08:53

Listening to the Smiths makes me wish I was single and desperately longing for love.

987 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8937 09:05

5 minutes in grandpa time is 15 minutes in real time

988 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8937 10:03

Our family had a "dad time" which was usually a couple of hours behind our timezone

this one time my grandparents were visiting and we were going out for the day, everyone was just getting in cars and he shouted out of the front door "I'm just going to have a quick bath"

989 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8937 11:35

going to name my gosh with a hard G and my dog Boner
that's if I ever get either

990 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8937 11:36

name my son, name my son

991 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8937 19:04

Bubgus Khan

992 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8937 20:25

Th-thanks, /k/ side of tumblr.

993 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8937 23:18

blind touch typists can use a regular keyboard

994 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8938 00:38

turn on you coward, I know you did it before

995 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8938 03:25

Jupiter, the big planet.

996 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8938 03:30

The MGTOW philosophy would be interesting if not for the misogyny. It's possible to respect and value women but still want nothing to do with them.

997 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8938 04:19

> update linkedin
> suggests author of megatokyo

... you send one email once so long ago about something that didn't matter such that no reasonable person would remember it, and it thinks you're besties or something

998 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8938 04:35

Do we let the cute girls thread take over until it finishes, or do we start #26 now and keep running dual threads (triple if you count the countdown thread)?

999 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8938 04:58

yeah sure

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